IAIN STIRLING: Look at the Islanders enjoying paradise.
Living the dream.
Lather me up in garlic butter, please.
Blissfully unaware of what lies in store...
unless, of course, they've watched Love Island before.
Get out of here! SCREAMS
The rumours are true.
Black cracked pepper, is that not a condiment?
Not a condiment, it's a herb.
Not that rumour, this rumour.
Ladies, I have a surprise for you. No!
SCREAMING, SQUEALING
Casa Amor is back.
ALL GASP
That's the girls. It's Casa, boys.
So forget the fun... LAUGHTER
..games... YELPING
..and lipsing we've seen so far.
It's only a snog, innit?
This... HE PANTS
..is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Time to get crazy kabuski. Time to get loose, boy.
Ailie-oli? Aili-ollie.
Alley-oli? Aioli.
Ailie-oli?! Illi-oli?
Aioli. Aili-oley.
Aioli? Aioli.
Oh, my God, it's beautiful! Just together.
Oh, my God, that's incredible. That's good luck!
Look at the pattern on them. I feel that that's a sign.
Oh, my God, that is actually unbelievable.
That's cool. I love butterflies.
Oh! Maybe it's a sign.
No, that's a sign. That is. That's stunning.
I've not seen anything like that.
IAIN: It is a sign.
MUSIC: 'Going Round Again (feat Ayoni)' by Michael Calfan
A sign your weekly fix of Love Island: Unseen Bits is here.
So welcome, and come on in.
LAUGHS It's gonna be a scream...
Rawr! Ahh!!
..with a feast of footage so spectacularly unseen
it's gonna hurt your eyes...
Ow, it's in my eyes!
..and tickle your ears.
We're gonna flood your screens with the best exclusive outtakes
from the last sun-drenched week in the villa.
So make a happy noise... SQUEAKY SQUEAL
..a merry dance...
and join the lovefest.
Steve, darling, you know I love you for good.
No, I love you too. I love you, like, the way you are.
You're a great guy and I always told you that.
It's gonna be electrifying.
You know... um... electric eels? Yes.
How does that work? I don't know.
I don't know how electricity's in water, but not...
Isn't it? ..you know.
Cos surely electricity and water would go, "blummm".
Yeah, they go bang. But I don't...
I think it's different electricity than standard. Yeah.
Standard or normal one.
IAIN: Last week's Love Island brought its fair share of drama,
sending shockwaves through the villa,
and good golly, Miss Molly was gone-y...
"Molly, you are now single
"and therefore have been dumped from the island."
GASPS ..causing mayhem on social media.
IAIN: It was a savage dumping,
but surprisingly, came as a huge relief for Molly
who could finally relax after holding something in
since she entered the villa three weeks ago.
SQUEAKY FART
What was that?!
ALL GASP
Oh, my God, you've just released a Molly-tov cocktail and it stinks.
I'm gonna retch. FURTHER FARTING
GASPING
I'm in a VO booth, and I can smell it.
LAVISH FARTING CONTINUES
Bleugh, I can't breathe.
Molly, that's it, get out of the villa.
But it wasn't Molly's dumping that caused the Internet frenzy
as eagle-eyed super fans were shocked to the core
by another thing,
and it had something to do with this chat
between Catherine and Montel.
Hi. You've had a bit of a...
Crazy. ..experience already.
Crazy.
So you're coupled with Scott, at the moment. Yeah.
THEME FROM 'THE ADDAMS FAMILY' PLAYS
IAIN: There were newspaper headlines...
and tweets.
This calls for the return of our anagram-inspired items
that give us the answer... Ian Solved.
Let's analyse the evidence.
So Scott was in the den, chatting to Catherine.
Montel came over, Scott got up,
Scott headed to the mini firepit to sit with Molly,
leaving Montel and Catherine to chat.
You've had a bit of a... Crazy.
..experience already.
Scott arrived at the fire pit where Molly was sitting with Zach.
Stop being loved up, I need to talk to yous.
So Scott is sitting next to Zach, and what's that?
Is that Zack's hand on Scott shoulder? Yes, it is.
It was Zach, caught red-handed.
Because of the camera angle, Zach's torso was blocked from view.
Zach, if you weren't slouching, you could have saved us all
from this sleuthing trouble.
That's another successful Ian Solved. Case closed.
Our Islanders can be a saucy bunch at the best of times,
but they can be needy too.
Here's an unseen clip of Mitch fishing for condiments.
What's your favourite condiment?
Er, my favourite condiment is probably, like, pepper.
What about you? That's a herb.
Black... black cracked pepper, is that not a condiment?
It's not a condiment, it's a herb.
OK, so my favourite herb is black crack pepper,
my favourite condiment would probably be sriracha,
what about you?
Your combo's making me die. What? Your combo's making me die.
And what's your favourite condiment?
Do you know what, I'm a big sauce ho.
I love all sauces. Like, I love all sauces.
There's not a sauce I don't like. You're a saucy ho?
Like, if I had a pizza,
I would have, like, ketchup on the side,
mayo another side, and even a bit of barbecue.
Garlic mayo. Garlic mayo.
Yum! So good.
That sounds lovely.
I think if I had to pick one, though,
not so much my favourite, probably...
Maybe ketchup. I know it's boring.
Ugh! Ketchup, Kady?
I do love ketchup, or barbecue.
No, I like barbecue.
I like mayo. And garlic mayo. Garlic mayo.
Oh, lather me up in garlic butter, please.
What's it called, like,
the fancy word for mayonnaise that they say in restaurants?
Mayo.
Salad cream? No.
Salad cream! INDETERMINATE ACCENT:Salad cream!
Salad cream! No, it's, erm...
INDETERMINATE ACCENT:May-hon-naise.
It's just garlic mayo, but it's a fancy word for it.
Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?
I know what you mean.
Allioli? Allioli.
Aioli.
Allioli?
Aioli. How do you say it?
Aioli. Love it.
Love aioli. I love allioli.
Wait, isn't the thing on your nipple called an allioli?
What?
No, that's
No, that's an
No, that's an "ar-rola".
Oh, an ar-rola!
No, no, no. Adi-ola?
LAUGHTER.
Adiola!
I don't know. Erm... Av-ola?
What?
Yeah, there's something on your nipple.
Avo-a-rolla?
Arra-lola.
Something like that.
IAIN: It's gonna be embarrassing when they go to a restaurant
and aske the waitress if they can try the areola.
Earlier this week, our Islanders got pulses pounding
with the traditional Love Island flirt-fest...
the Heart Rate Challenge.
And getting the blood pumping first were the girls.
CHEERING
Next it was the boys' turn to shine,
and with all that baby oil, it wasn't a problem.
SQUEALING
CHEERING, APPLAUSE
The boys' performance was slick in more ways than one,
but how did they prepare?
Well, this unseen clip has the answers.
It's time to get crazy, cuz. Kablusky!
We're gonna get loose, boys.
Man, you might need to get some WD-40 in the system.
I need to do some opening, closing, you get me?
I'm stiff! Man, I'm stiff. I need to loosen up.
Zach's gonna twerk again.
LAUGHTER
Time for the twerk-olator, my bro.
Oh! Oh! Don't do that to me!
That was sore!
Twerk-olator, was there any need for that? Crazy, bro!
Some press-ups, and a little bit of oil.
I like to be ripped. I look ripped.
I'm looking like a fried chicken.
The abs are coming through, though.
Trust me, bro, I knew I had them.
LAUGHTER
GRUNTING
Oh, Jesus, I've just realised how short these are.
Get the hips going.
What is it? One of them?
LAUGHING Yes!
I don't get why the costume smells like fish.
Smell. Oh, my God, it does as well.
IAIN: Sorry, Mehdi, we ran out of baby oil,
so I had to use cod liver oil instead.
# I got the moves...#
IAIN: With the boys looking slicker than buttered eels on the ice rink,
it was
it was time
for them to give the girls a slippery slo-mo.
Sexy!
# Watch this
# All eyes on me for the dance floor
# All eyes on me for the encore
# All eyes on me For the let go, go, go
# OK
# I got the moves
# Watch this... #
IAIN: Earlier this week,
the girls got treated to some sophisticated pampering
at a relaxing spa day, and while the girls were away,
the boys were getting very fruity, as this unseen clip shows.
Right, boys, can we get psyched up for this?
This is orangeball.
IAIN: Yes, it's that well-known and popular sport of orangeball,
traditionally played with jumpers for goalposts,
but these guys don't wear jumpers.
They've made do with some foam poles.
It makes me feel nervous. Let's go.
IAIN: It's Mehdi versus Scott in this epic fruity footie match.
Go ahead, Mehds. OK.
I hope it will bounce well.
IAIN: You can cut the atmosphere, or the orange, with a knife.
Mehdi, steady, go.
Oh.
LAUGHTER
No! Thanks, Mehdi!
Get a lemon. Just get a lemon.
IAIN: Substitution - "lem-man" on.
OK, we go again.
Everybody's ready?
OK, Mehdi! OK, Mehdi! OK, Mehdi!
Oh!
All right, no! Whoa, whoa! Nah!
CHEERING.
Nah. Nah.
I'm not happy, I'm not happy.
It's not staying true. It's going all over the gaff.
IAIN: But professional goalkeeper Scott is "ap-peeling".
It's not round, it's going all over the gaff!
It's like trying to save a rugby ball!
IAIN: You're right, Scott. It's just not cricket.
But this is.
OK, Mehdi, OK, Mehdi. OK, Mehdi, OK, Mehdi.
CHEERING
2-0! # 2-0! 2-0 to Mehdi boy! #
It's just not fair. It's just not fair. It's not fair.
IAIN: Bitter lemons for some, lemonade for others.
Hey, you know, it's best of five. So if he makes this, he's won.
Match point. All right, match point.
Boys, boys, boys. Let's set the rule.
ALL:Oooooh!
Oh! Over the bar!
All right, 2-1.
Just pretend to give me the bottle.
MUSIC: 'BBC Cricket Theme'
Over! It's in.
Thank you.
Over! Over! No goal. No goal.
Mehdi, everything's on the line. We've worked too hard for this.
We did.
Oh, my God, the tension!
CHANTING:Mehdi, Mehdi, Mehdi!
CHEERING
SONG: 'Chelsea Dagger' by the Fratellis
Thank you very much, thank you.
IAIN: They think it's all over. It isn't yet. Find out...
..after the break.
HE YAWNS
IAIN STIRLING: Keeping you up, are we?
# Am I ready
# Am I ready... #
IAIN: Wakey-wakey,
and welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
LAUGHTER
Sorry. SHE LAUGHS
Like a dog.
IAIN: This is a show that will open your eyes to secret silliness...
That's quite good, that.
Arr!
IAIN: ..and point you in the direction of good times.
Now, what way do you reckon the UK is? I reckon it's that way.
Really?
I don't know why. I just have a weird feeling.
I was gonna say over there, but... Would you?
IAIN: And if you're not convinced
that navigation is our strong point...
JESS BURPS God, sorry.
IAIN: ..if you keep watching, you won't miss a thing.
Before the break, the boys played fruity football.
Or was it cricket?
Either way, it's usually the winners who get the cup,
but on this show, it's the losers.
They had the advantage of the better ball, and all.
We need a spoon.
IAIN: Ah, classic.
The losers' challenge of downing whatever's available
in the back of the fridge.
Don't do too much.
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
HE COUGHS
COUGHING, LAUGHTER
MEHDI:Let me do it.
I can't watch this.
You need to face your fears, so let me do it.
It looks like gone-off milk.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
This is what happens when you lose.
This is what happens when you lose! Cheers.
Cheers!
DISGUSTED GASPS
LAUGHTER
IAIN: Ketchup and mayo? That's basically a Marie Rose sauce.
Prawn cocktail, anyone?
He didn't react. You reacted more. Man drank it like a champ.
IAIN: Don't try this at home.
You might need some "Mehdi-cal" attention.
The champion.
IAIN: Next up is an unseen clip of some important D and M
with the girls reflecting on life and love.
My type is so broad, girls.
Like, when I'm drunk I get beer goggles so bad.
My girls always say to me, like... What's "biggle"?
Beer goggles, when you get drunk and you kiss anyone,
you think everyone's good-looking. LAUGHTER
To be fair, I get that a bit. I get that bit.
Oh, it's so bad. My standards drop.
When you're drunk? So bad.
And you, like, you think, "Oh, my God, their chats was so...
"Like, our chats were just amazing, giz a kiss."
LAUGHTER
And then I text them the next day,
and I look on their Instagram, and I'm like...
Eww!
LAUGHTER
I'm terrible, like, my girls have got some stories of me, like.
But it's fun, fuck it. It's only a snog, innit?
Mm. Snogs are so minor.
I s... I snog for fun.
You're a snogger.
I know you are.
LAUGHTER
IAIN: And now it's official:
Jess is the best smoocher out there,
winning the kissing challenge with 62.5 points...
even without the beer goggles.
# La-la-la-la-la
# Don't be shy, shy, shy... #
IAIN: Make out while the sun shines, eh, Jess?
Wait, I'm not sure that's quite right.
THEME MUSIC FROM BARRY NORMAN'S FILM SERIES
IAIN: And now it's time for a cinematic interlude
with ice lollies.
Mmm.
Want a bit?
IAIN: Take your seats, please, people.
More Unseen Bits in store.
Last time on Unseen Bits,
Catherine was treated to a toastie masterclass
from Whitney...
Don't put too much.
IAIN: ..which caused a bit of a meltdown.
They always look messy.
Eh? LAUGHTER
IAIN: And this week it's not Whitney's toastie,
but Catherine's milkshake that's bringing all the boys to the yard.
I mean kitchen.
I think this would be... No.
IAIN: Look at those muscles go.
I'd almost say she had a "pecs-pert" on hand.
You know, when we put the whipped cream and the topping?
Cool.
We only need that much for the topping.
IAIN: Ever heard the phrase,
"too many cooks spoil the milkshake?"
OK, no, no, that's the topping. Chill, chill, chill.
Mitch, oh, my God! LAUGHTER
OK, don't! Don't! Don't!
You lot, OK, done. Done, done. Milk. Milk.
Not too much, we want it thick.
IAIN: Back-seat cheffing, eh, Ella?
All the best scoops are Unseen Bits.
That's too much.
That's way too much ice cream. Increasing the batch.
You best make me one. Yeah, we will.
No more milk, no more milk.
More oils. No!
That's topping! LAUGHTER
More ice cream. We want to increase the amount.
No, wait, but we need to...
Yeah, but that's not enough for more people, let's be real.
Why do we need to blend it in to... Stop!
Don't put water in it! Why would you put water in it?
You need to make it softer. Yeah, with milk.
We don't want it to be watery.
I don't think you should add more milk if you put water.
Stop! Oh, my God!
IAIN: This milkshake's gonna be "legend-dairy"!
What does it taste like? What is it?
It's not... It's not good, like.
IAIN: Oopsie, Catherine, mate. You missed a bit there.
They say it takes a villa to raise an Islander,
and everyone was helping out with Mehdi's English vocab.
What's the name for the glasses to see? "Spectacular"?
Spectacles. Spectacles.
HE GROANS
How do you spell it? Don't ask me or Mitch.
Oh, my God, you guys...
S-P-E-C-T... Spect...
..A-C-L-E-S. ..A-C-L... Oh!
Spectacle in French is, like, a show.
That is not how you spell spectacles.
That is spectacles. Spectacle.
"Spectacle".
Right, I'm the best at spelling here, bro.
Spell... Spell ""discombobulated".
Spell "discombobulated".
Discombobulated...
D-I-S-C-O-M-B...
..B-O-B... "bob"...
..U-L-A-T-E-D. Discombobulated. Mm-hm.
That's right, actually. You've just got a mad memory, innit?
Your memory actually impresses me. My memory's crazy.
Like, genuinely impresses me, bro.
Great spelling, Ty. I personally use autocorrect.
It's on my script now, but I ducking hate it.
It makes me very "disco Bob-related".
No! Make it stop! Quick!
Just continue with the uncleaned pits.
I've got a game. Let's play a game.
Whitney, name me the capital of Nigeria.
What?! Oh... Abuja.
"Abuja"? Abuja.
Oh, sorry...
Sammy, name me the capital of Mexico.
Cancun. Correct. No, it's not correct.
Yeah, it is. No, it's not. It's Mexico City.
What?! It's Mexico City.
Is it?! Yeah.
Oh! Honestly...
Leah, name me the capital of... Turkey.
Mauritius.
Oh, is it Dal...? Is it Dalaman, or is that just a place?
That's just the place. Istanbul.
Oi, Jess, you're smart.
Huh? You're smart. I'm smart, innit?
Right, Mitch, name me the capital of... England.
..Canada.
Er, Toronto. Oh, no!
It's incorrect. It's Oslo. No!
Ottawa! You didn't know that!
What do you mean "Oslo"?
All right, Mitchel, name me the capital of Poland.
Krakow. Well done.
Wow, I'm impressed...
No, it isn't. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
It isn't.
What is it, then? Warsaw.
Are you mad? It's Krakow. It is Warsaw.
No... It's Krakow. It's Warsaw!
Krakow. Well done.
Just don't even know. I do!
Do you actually know? Yeah!
My mum's a travel agent.
Correction - you're all wrong. I've just checked
in the Love Island Encyclopaedia of Capital Cities,
and the capital of Poland is "crack on".
Semi-professional footballer Tyrique and Ella
are the first official closed-off couple of the series,
and so feeling man of the match made in heaven,
he is ready to take the next step and become matchmaker-manager.
All right, take a seat. Take a seat, take a seat, take a seat.
Let me chat to everyone quickly. What you saying?
As captain of the boys... Shut up.
..I want to chat about everyone's recent performances.
Samuel... Come on, mate.
..I'm proud of you. You've made the most girls' heart rates.
Thank you.
Hair, I feel like you're doing a good job.
Appreciate that, thank you. Mitch...
What's going on in your head, mate?
Go on, speak up, man. We're here, we're here.
Me and Jess get on good.
She's beautiful, cracking banter, we're getting on well,
but I'm looking at other positions that I wanna, you know, go for,
and it's kind of putting me back a bit.
Listen, listen. I know what my play is.
Start pulling who you need to pull.
That's all I'm gonna say to you, yeah?
Think about it. Mehds...
Yes... You're going round and round in circles with Whitney.
What you really saying? Do you like her, or do you not?
As I said, yeah, I like Whitney.
I'm not someone that gives up on the relationship.
So, tonight, I wanna hear that's fucking resolved.
I don't wanna hear anything else.
Just wanna hear that it's resolved, OK? No problems.
Montel, it's not adding up. The maths ain't mathing.
I've signed you part of this team so you can do you.
Get about, get about, bro.
Bro, I haven't spoken to anyone, really, today.
Fine him. BOTH:Fine him!
That's a fine! THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
He's honest, he's honest. You're not being honest.
Sorry, sorry, shh. Girls are there, girls are there.
Girls are there, let them walk, let them walk.
I'm losing my head with you.
Do you want your contract ripped up, son?
THEY SQUEAL
I signed you for a reason.
You're not doing... You're underperforming.
Who's he talking to? SHE WHISPERS
You've got to care about yourself, son.
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen...
"You've got to care about yourself!" THEY LAUGH
If you walk around like that, you'll be good at it.
You'll be star player of this team.
Good...
Zach... Here we go. Listen, listen, Zach.
You've been scoring since you've been here.
That is number nine. He's on the most.
Zach's number nine. Listen, but I'm the gaffer.
I believe in you, number nine. Nine, you haven't been scoring.
What is going on, Zach? This is not you, Zachariah.
This is not the Zachariah we signed.
You know what it is? You know what it is?
I've just... I'm scared to put myself in that position again
and have it taken away. THEY LAUGH
THEY MURMUR QUIETLY
You're used to scoring. Today, you need to score.
That's all I ask from you.
If you come down here, and you look into my eyes and say,
"Gaffer, the job is done," I will pat you on the back.
Listen... Bonus, bonus, gold bonus.
Everyone's on gold bonuses, but no-one's scoring other than him.
I'm in my position, yeah.
I'm feeling my position, and I'm doing well.
Yeah, yeah, you're doing well.
Come out your shell, I need a bit more from you.
You, the rest of you, get your act together.
I'm saying beat on that. Are you understanding me?
No, yeah, yeah, I hear it.
You don't wanna end up like this. Look. It's the face of a broken man.
Look... broken man.
SHE LAUGHS
All right, enemy team. Enemy team, listen.
They're... THEY LAUGH QUIETLY
Get out of here! GIRLS SCREAM
Oh, my days! That's crazy.
Nah, that's crazy! Crazy!
THEY LAUGH
Do you know what? I... I've got mixed emotions.
I love that Ty can be the hype man,
and it is quite sexy when he just takes charge,
and he's, you know, telling everyone what to do.
But at the same time, like, who does he think he is?
We've got to switch up the game plan.
Tactics change. Tactics change.
Switch it up. Switch up the game plan.
Yes, boys, change of tactics.
Back to the old plan of sitting all day on sun loungers.
Before the break, here's one more unseen bit.
But what happened next? Come back to find out.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
When it comes to finding exclusive content,
we really take the bull by the horns...
I feel like a dragon.
..and the Islanders by the backside.
Jiggle it around...
..restyle it...
and freshen up the best unaired gems from the last seven days.
Oh, no. Ella?
And if that doesn't deserve a fist bump, I don't know what does.
It's all about sharing here. Well, sometimes.
Ty!
No!
Get away.
We're like that room where I always end up hanging out at parties...
What's it called again?
Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen.
Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen.
Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen.
Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen. Kitchen.
No, mate.
Before the break, you saw this unseen clip,
but what you all want to know is... what happened next?
Thank you. Oh!
LAUGHTER
You all right, mate? What the fuck, Montel?
Are you all right? Yeah.
It is a big fall for him.
That's getting put on Unseen Bits.
I didn't realise the drop was so big.
When it comes to wildlife experts on TV,
Attenborough and Packham have it all sewn up.
But judging by this unseen exclusive,
they've got competition.
Look at that, look that animal jumping on...
Dragonfly. What the hell? It's an insect, not an animal.
That's really cute. Aw, it's having fun! That is...
That animals
That
animal's so cute. He's taking a sip of water.
No, he's not. Just dipping his dick in water.
Dipping his dick. Yeah.
Oh, Mitch, don't, I'll never get in the pool again.
He is. Insects don't have willies and...
Of course they do. Are you mad?
How do they make more insects? Kissing. Aw.
Yeah, have you never heard of that before? Shut up.
That's how insects...
What? Yeah.
No. No, I did try and pull your legs then.
IAIN: See, that's what wildlife documentaries need -
more leg pulling. Lighten up, Attenborough.
# At the end of days
# When all we know... #
There was more drama and dumpings around the fire pit this week
after you guys voted for your favourite Islanders.
Meaning it was adios to the girl with the fewest votes...
Mal.
..and au revoir to the boy with the least.
Mehdi.
GASPS
# Into the fire, the fire... #
No!
After four weeks in the villa,
it was clear Mehdi wasn't ready to leave.
I have so many clothes.
And here
And here at
And here at the
Love Island villa, we don't offer a late check out.
If he's not out on time, he'll lose his deposit.
Oh, do you think I'm going to leave that? No, it's coming with me.
Not a chance. I need to go, France is calling.
Come on.
So it was au revoir to Mehdi after his spell in the villa.
And talking of spells,
were there other forces at work to get Mal out the villa?
If you had a magic wand and you and Sammy could go back,
and like forget everything that happened and be coupled up,
would you use that magic wand? Yeah.
SHE LAUGHS
And with a wave of her magic wand, Ooh, la, la, abracadabra,
and they were gone.
As Jess looked deeper into her crystal ball,
the future looked rosy.
She was free to kiss her Prince Charming
and live happily ever after.
Or not.
Sammy and Jess were getting closer during the week.
Although there were a few things Jess was hiding from him
when he wasn't around.
Let's all hide. Sammy's gone, let's all hide.
Come, let's hide. That'll be fun.
Behind the fire pit, everyone behind the fire pit.
He won't be long, though.
Me and Jess, we've had a couple of little chats today.
Come, come. What's going on?
We are hiding from Sammy, everyone hides, everyone hide.
everyone hide, everyone hide.
LAUGHTER
We had a nice little chat. Erm...
Someone keep eyes out. Be quiet.
Catherine!
WHISPERING
Shut up, shut up.
Where is everyone?
So confused.
What's going on?
Just talk. That is actually comedy.
I'll tell you when he comes back out,
because I'm looking right at that direction.
CHATTER
You think you're slick.
Huh?
You're not funny. What's happened? Shut up.
No, because you're messing with my head. What? What?
What are you going on about? What are you on about?
I just come out here and no-one is here. What?
I'm lost. We are here. We are here. Where was you?
By the fire pit. Catherine cannot hold herself.
I was stood there, I was...
That was funny. What a great five minutes.
IAIN: Very funny, guys, I had the same happen to me at a date once.
I went to the bathroom and when I came back,
she was nowhere to be seen. It was very funny.
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SONG: 'My Life' by Sick Individuals & Alle Farben
# I don't want to work
# I wanna take the rest Of my life off... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the topsy-turvy world
of Love Island: Unseen Bits.
How long do you reckon I could hold this for?
A year.
The show that turns everything upside down.
What on earth were that?
That's given me the most horrific ick I've ever seen.
When we see a cheeky little clip on the cutting room floor,
we grab it with both hands.
No, don't!
Oh! Sh... Very good!
We are bringing you a slap-up feast of unforgettable footage
that really hits the mark.
Remember if you flinch... You flinched, not me.
No, like, if I pretend to slap you, and you go...
Yeah, I didn't flinch.
WEAKLY:Ah...
And one thing we can be sure of, on this show,
the glass is always at least half full.
Oh, my God. It's overflowing.
No, but it's giving, though.
Mitch is on a mission. Is he coming for the boiler?
You look like you need your tools, fella.
Hello. Hello.
Has anyone told you you walk like, erm...?
A duck? SHE LAUGHS
Like a Minion. A Minion?
I don't know, like, like, animated. Walk.
SHE CHUCKLES You walk like...
Walk forward with your, like, arms next to you.
Like, you don't swing your arms, and you lean forward.
No, I hate it cos that's just now recently
because I've focused on my neck.
Don't blame the microphone, Mitch.
She's onto something, and it might be "despicable" of me,
but hit rewind, and let's look at Minion-Mitch in action.
SONG: 'Funkytown' by Lipps Inc
# Gotta make a move to a town That's right for me
# Town to keep me movin'
# Keep me groovin' With some energy... #
He definitely walks like a Minion. He could be in the next movie.
All right, mate, what's the buzz?
AS FLY: Aye, been hanging around my old pals, giving him some bother.
Last week, I messed with him good.
There's a... Oh, my goodness!
Got the fucking whole world to fly about in. Piss off, bruv.
IAIN: What're you gonna do now, then?
AS FLY: Well, I thought I'd give him a proper stand
and follow him up the hill.
IAIN: Nice!
SONG: 'Come Fly With Me' by Frank Sinatra
# Come fly with me Let's fly, let's fly away
AS FLY: He's gone on a date with Whitney.
I reckon I might be able to help 'em him out.
to help him out.
# Let's fly away... #
Nice one. Cheers.
AS FLY: I'll be your "wingman".
It's a little bit surprising... BUZZING
Why? Did you think I was just full of, like, jokes, and...?
A little bit. Really?
You know what? I feel like I've had a... I've had...
HE LAUGHS These flies are killing me.
Yeah, they're swarming on us.
I'm getting attacked. Literally.
AS FLY: I'm gonna dive into her drink, and you can fish me out.
You'll be the hero of the hour.
I've got a fly in my drink.
I'm not drinking flies. THEY LAUGH
I'm not drinking that... SHE LAUGHS
BUZZING
AS FLY: Job well done, I reckon. The fly has been cast.
Oh, my God. Do I have one on my head?
Do I have a couple on my head? No... Stop chatting shit.
Are you being serious? No, get it off.
I can't. Are you being serious? Like... Are you being serious?
No, I'm joking. Oh, my God. I can feel it.
AS FLY: Zach, Zach, I'm here. You get me out of here.
All right, it'll be well romantic, and she'll fall for you.
You're very quiet... Oh, there's something in my eye.
Can you see it? A little bit. Yeah?
Do that again? Oh... There you go. Is it out?
SHE SIGHS IN RELIEF Teamwork.
I'm actually just out here saving you. Yeah.
AS FLY: Look at the happy couple.
I get a real buzz off a job well done.
IAIN: Here's an unseen clip of Sammy asking a question
I'm pretty sure has never been asked until now.
Right, do you know what's mad?
What?
Why is the sky blue when... It's, like, space is up there.
Cos the sun stops you from seeing space.
I can see space from the moon.
What? You can see space from the moon.
You've been to the moon? No, but I just know you can.
Because there is no sun...
I don't working no, don't ask me questions any more, please.
Why is the sky blue? I think I should know this.
Why can't we just see planets and stars right now?
Why is the sky blue?
Like, if
Like, if you're
Like, if you're in
Like, if you're in space,
Like, if you're in space, yeah,
you
you can
you can see
Earth.
Why, when
Why, when you're
Why, when you're on
Why, when you're on earth,
Why, when you're on
Earth, can you not see space?
Do you know what I mean? Space, I don't fucking know.
The mind boggles.
IAIN: I think I'm going to sleep on it and give you my answer later.
It's that time of the week where we knock you off your seats.
It's...
And this
And this week,
And this week, I've
And this week, I've asked
our
Islanders to let me in
on their biggest celebrity crush.
Ooh, OK, I like this one, OK.
I do think Gary Barlow's hot. Definitely David Gandy.
I do like a bit of an older man, maturity.
Ariana Grande or Madelyn Cline from Outer Banks.
Definitely Margot Robbie.
Margot Robbie. Margot Robbie.
That's seen in Wolf Of Wall Street, that scene,
I know you all know which one I'm on about, you can't go back.
Oh, my gosh, how come I forget. Who's that guy from Scandal?
Oh, my... Mr President.
If you know, you know, like... He'd be giving.
Do you
Do you know
Do you know who
Do you know who m
Do you know who
Do you know who my
first love was? Oh, Justin Bieber, oh, my God.
Gabriella from High School Musical. I used to love that woman.
There was just something about Oscar from Shark Tale.
Sandy Cheeks off SpongeBob SquarePants. Tarzan.
Kim Possible, I had a mad crush on Kim Possible, it's crazy.
When I was watching the new Avatar movie, I was like, oh,
they all just look really sexy, them blue characters,
even the women.
Blue is my favourite colour at the end of the day.
Catwoman.
Wonder Woman. Absolutely stunning.
I might have to go up to her, say, I want to be a superhero.
Should I be SpiderMan, Batman, or your man? Ooh-hoo!
IAIN: Come back next week for some more major bonanza.
MUSIC PLAYS
# But I'ma have a good time ballin'
# Tell the bartender Line up some shots
# Cos I'ma get loose tonight... #
IAIN: Cast your minds back to party night.
Love Island. My name is Ne-Yo.
Peace and love, everybody.
And when the lights went up...
the girls took Ne-Yo on tour.
I'm single, you can stay in my bed, if you want.
I'm single as well.
There is definitely no-one in my bed.
With the boys delivering a show of their own to share.
You've got to walk from behind. OK, go. Start singing.
# Cos I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears
# So
# So done
# So done with
# So done with wishing
You
You were
You were still
You were still here
# Said I'm so sick of love songs So set in stone... #
Before Neo dropped the biggest surprise of the night.
I have a surprise for you. A surprise? No!
SQUEALING
Get in the fucking car!
SQUEALING
Boys, look at it.
That's the girls. Oh, shit.
It's Casa, boys.
For the boys, it looked like the party was over. Or was it?
As here is exclusive unseen footage of a new arrival
heading into the villa.
IAIN AS BEETLE: I'm Bianca, I'm a full-time beetle.
And I've been single for three days.
I'm smart, stylish and gorgeous.
And while all's fair in Casa Amor, if I have a good connection,
I'm not afraid to run over any toes.
My best feature is my shiny back and when I decide to bug someone,
it's guaranteed to make them scream.
Right, that's it for this week, Bianca, feel free to crack on. Bye!
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