Hi, Ty! Hello.
IAIN STIRLING: It's Saturday night, there's a full moon...
That's not a full moon, though.
..almost... No.
..and everyone is still feeling the trauma left
in the wake of Casa Amor.
The girls are gone. Ne-Yo!
Yet somehow, they still found time for all the usual pranking...
SCREAMING, SHE LAUGHS
Why is he like this?
..playing... SHE SCREAMS
LAUGHTER
..peacocking...
I'm so pretty! Boom, boom, boom, boom!
..posing...
Boom, boom, boom.
..pouting...
DEEP VOICE:Kiss me!
NORMAL VOICE:What's wrong with me?
..partying...
and let me tell you, we are packing.
Not a footlong kind of guy? What kind of footlong you want?
So kick back... Argh!
..as we kick off tonight's awesome episode
of Love Island Unseen Bits.
98% rubbish.
KADY:Hola, como te llamas?
Me llamo Jessica, y tu?
Me llamo Kady.
IAIN: Mi nombre es Iain, y esto es Unseen Bits.
No idea what that means, I just read this stuff.
# I'll show you something For the feeling... #
Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits, and it's Casa Amor week.
What does Casa Amor actually stand for?
"Amor" is "my love", isn't it?
Yeah, House of Love. "Casa" is "house".
House of Love? Yeah, House of Love.
IAIN: That might be the literal translation,
but the arrival of Casa Amor means a major shakeup
and two villas' worth of awesome unseen action.
It's the Love Island transfer season,
and as always, it kicks off.
Argh! The finalist is out!
IAIN: We've doubled the size of the squad.
There we go. I feel like such a bellend, innit.
Don't need to do selfies, boys, we've got our own cameras.
Look!
We've been through all the footage with a fine-tooth comb,
looking for all the best unaired bits
from the carnage that is Casa week.
And we're not the only ones looking for things.
I don't know where my phone is, boys.
VIDEO REPEATS
MONTEL DRUMS
MITCH:# OK, tonight is a big night
# Got six new tings here Mitch T gonna take one to bed
# And then when he said it was good
# She went and give him some h... Oh, baby! #
IAIN: Remember back in those simpler,
more innocent times before Casa?
Or BC, as I call it, as it already seems like the distant past
that our innocent Islanders had nothing to hide except themselves.
Oi, let's all hide.
Sammy's gone. Let's all hide. Come on, let's hide somewhere.
Behind the fire pit, everyone behind the fire pit.
Millions of you loved our Islanders' ingenious prank
and weren't afraid to hide your enjoyment,
sending this clip of Sammy viral.
And never one to hide your light under a bushel,
here's that clip again.
What's going on?
You think you're slick!
Huh? You're not funny.
IAIN: The Islanders hiding from Sammy
whipped up as tsunami of tweets that we wanted to be seen.
But there was no hiding anybody's excitement
when Grammy Award-winning R&B legend and Love Island superfan Ne-Yo
popped over to say yo and wanted in on the game.
# Let's go... #
Now, fellas, no disrespect, but if it's all right,
I would like to get a selfie with just the ladies.
Is that cool? I'll follow y'all.
# Let's go... #
Oh, my God!
THEY SCREAM
# Let's go! #
THEY SCREAM
I'm honestly getting, like...
Look, this is how long this takes. Lads.
And then you should be coming back.
Like, the girls are gone, they're gone.
No goodbyes, no kisses. Gone.
How can you just vanish like that? What's going on?
IAIN: Have you checked behind the fire pit, Sammy?
MITCH:They're gone! They're gone, they're gone!
They're actually gone! Boys!
They're gone! No!
Wait, they've gone? They've gone!
They've actually gone, bro. Oi, they've gone, boys!
Where are our girls, bro? Check under the covers in the beds!
I even looked under mattresses and duvets,
and they're gone.
Unless they're all hid in some cupboard somewhere, tucked away,
they're nowhere, they're gone.
Check the fire pit. Nah, nah.
There's no-one out here. What the fuck?
It's just us, boys. Nah, this is getting weird now.
What? Ne-Yo!
IAIN: I'm not sure hiding in a different postcode
is the rules of hide and seek.
But thanks to Ne-Yo for hitting go on Casa.
Oh, my God.
And with a twist in the game...
..there was a new bunch of boys
slow-moing their way into Casa Amor...
..who eventually found the girls.
Hurry up, lads, the game's almost over.
Let's come over, then, let's come over.
You all look unreal.
IAIN: The arrival of Casa Amor was a big day,
everyone was exhausted.
But our new boys were on a very tight schedule
and were keen to keep chatting long into the night.
Here are the bits you didn't get to see.
If I cook for anyone here, it's game over.
Can you cook? Yeah, yeah. Really?
I'm a self-proclaimed chef. OK. I love cooking.
For me, I need a girl, as well, it's quite important,
that is a big foodie.
Like, I like training,
but I like someone that we can just eat good food.
Like, I like to have the weekend where you can just, like,
be at home, make some peng food, go to a nice restaurant. Yeah.
Are you like, "Oh, fuck's sake! Nah, nah, not my vibe"? Yeah.
Like, I'm 28 in September.
Like, are you ready to have babies in the next two years?
Date to marry, darling.
Two years' time, would you want babies?
They'd be cute. Very cute babies. They'd have nice blue eyes.
100%. Yeah.
What you into? Like, what sort of food?
I'm quite usually fussy. Are you?
Turkey dinosaurs and smiley faces? Yeah, exactly.
With spaghetti hoops.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, that's me. Love that. Love that.
IAIN: What's so funny?
I have turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti hoops
for my tea every Saturday!
When the girls got whisked away to Casa Amor in such a hushed rush,
they didn't get a chance to pack.
Our boys, however,
don't seem to know what clothes to pack.
And in this unseen clip,
they don't seem to know what most of the clothes even are.
Are they knickers, or is that a bra? Bra.
Yeah, it's a bra.
Woohoo! I'm so pretty!
She needs two pairs... Different shoes.
..of different shoes, different sizes.
She's coming across like a gladiator.
Bro, what is that? Is that a napkin?
Where's the PJs and that, though? My case is an abomination, you know.
Ella's got her bonnet to sleep.
Broskis, I've put a plant in Kady's case.
She can get my hoodie, she can get the dinosaur.
I just don't understand what make-up is, bro.
I have no idea. Is that lipstick or contour?
I sent her a plant, odd shoes, some eyelashes she don't need.
So, I put a couple of cute things in there,
but it's about 98% rubbish, 2% thoughtful things, which is...
It's all right.
IAIN: Let's see about that, shall we?
Is this actually our stuff?
Guys, the boys must have packed this for us. Yeah.
Oh, my God! Why have I got a plant?
Wait, what? Oh, he's packed me a hoodie!
Oh, he packed me my toy!
Jess! Jess!
Do you want it? What's the odds?
Odds you've got to wear this tomorrow out of ten!
ELLA:Guys, why the fuck has he given me his shoe?
KADY:Why have I got his shoes?
LEAH: No, I'm sorry, but what is he playing at?
Why has he put...? I've got mismatching shoes!
Wait, Montel's packed my dress in your case. Yeah!
At least he brought me a bonnet.
He's given me make-up brushes and no make-up,
so that's perfect (!)
He packed me a plant! I don't have any PJs!
JESS:They're arguing in the toilet again.
Yeah, everyone's got, like, tracksuits, trainers.
I'm not
I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna lie,
I'm not gonna lie, Mitch
I'm not gonna lie, Mitch gave...
That's
mine! They're my clothes!
Mitch has given me wig. JESS:No, no, no!
What, is people arguing? No, we're not.
Oh, my God, I fucking heard screaming,
and I was like, "No!"
No, babe, we're just discussing what we've been packed.
I've been packed a plant. I have no pyjamas! Like...
Oh, he gave me a headband! Wait, what about bottoms?
IAIN: Looks like you'll be going commando for a couple of days, Leah.
Join the club.
IAIN: It was a dawning of a new era...
the boys were waking up home alone...
..and Zach wanted to know
if Montel was masking his feelings for Leah.
Hold on, can we just take a moment to appreciate Mont's eye mask.
I just said this. Oi, nah!
M-M... M-M-M-M... M-M-M-M...
ALL:Moist!
You're moist!
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Take it off! Get it off!
HE CHUCKLES
Oh, man, Mitch galloping last night had me in stitches, bro.
Bro was looking like a reindeer. That was so funny, bro.
That was so funny, man.
IAIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mitch galloping?
What kind of unseen late-evening equine antics are these?
LAUGHTER
IAIN: Mitchel!
This is Unseen Bits,
not live coverage of the Grand National,
get back to your horsebox... I mean bed.
You know that bit in the wildlife documentary
where the lions are toying with their prey
before ripping it to shreds and eating it for breakfast?
Well, this unseen clip is the Casa Amor equivalent of that.
Babe, you ain't gonna find a wife if you're acting like this, babe.
Yeah, cos girls like emotions.
Your ego's gonna get shot down sooner or later, darling.
Girls like vim.
No, honestly, be, like, vim. Brush your teeth, then.
My toothbrush is gone!
THEY LAUGH
No, but honestly, girls like vim. Like, girls like energy.
I get you're good-looking,
but you still need to work on, like, the vim.
Don't be shy, like... I know you've got vim inside you.
You can't be too shy, too shy. And don't be too shy.
Do you know what,
I hope I never have to chat to youse two together again.
Um... Really?
Well, best you're going home, then. See you later.
Cos we're staying! THEY LAUGH
Youse two are sick.
THEY LAUGH
But honestly, think big.
I'm gonna get my toothbrush, I'm coming back.
OK. Hide. Wait, what?
Let's hide in here. Who? Wait, what?
I don't... Wait, what happened?
IAIN: Like an unsuspecting gazelle at the watering hole,
the lions use the element of surprise
to creep up on their target.
Wait, let me go brush my teeth.
What you saying?
WHITNEY LAUGHS
Oh, you fucking bastards! Peekaboo!
I just had a... You know I just done? What?
Don't do that to me again, first of all.
THEY LAUGH
We saw you...
WHITNEY WHEEZES
All right, security! Nah, being serious, run this.
IAIN: Look at them laughing like a pair of hyenas. Very funny.
But I think the hiding prank worked better on Sammy.
It's well known that since X Factor ended,
Simon Cowell has been using Love Island Unseen Bits
as the main place to scout new talent.
And as this clip proves,
word has obviously reached the Casa boys.
# Hey-ey-ey... #
What would our boy band name be? Casanovas?
THEY LAUGH
ALL:# If I was your man
# Baby, you'd never worry about What I do
# I'd be coming home back to you
# Every night, doing you right
# You're the type of woman Deserves good things
# Fistful of diamonds handful of rings
# Baby, you're a star I just want to show you you are
# You should let me love you Let me be the one to
# Give you everything You want and need... #
IAIN: Don't call us, we'll call you.
Here's an unseen clip of the girls in their new Casa dressing room.
But what you want to know is...
Come back after the break to find out.
# You can go all night So don't be shy... #
Team Casa. Team Casa. Team Casa.
I'm like...
Does anyone need a wingman?
You can wingman me.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We're puckering up and keeping our eyes on the prize
of bringing you some sensational unseen moments
that are out of this world.
What time is it? How are we gonna know, bruv?
LAUGHTER
No, you've got a thing with the moon and that.
Oh, yeah. Are you guessing?
The boys have their heads in the clouds,
but the girls are as down-to-earth and wholesome
as an all-American TV family.
AMERICAN ACCENT:Gee whiz.
AMERICAN ACCENT:Gee whiz! Look who the cat dragged in!
And like TV, attraction is as easy to turn off as on.
Would it give you the ick
if I started doing this when you were talking to me?
Ew. I feel like it will give the world the ick.
Earlier, we saw the girls getting acquainted
with their new dressing room.
What did you say? I went, "Yeah!"
Well, here is...
SQUEALS
He's gonna look at you with a bombastic...
ALL:..side eye.
I was on the edge of my seat watching...
Whoa! CLATTER OF SEAT
GROANING: Next clip, please.
After the girls had gone AWOL,
the boys suspected a bunch of new single girls were about to arrive,
so set about cleaning the villa to make it look nice for them.
Not really. They just sat around on their backsides, chatting.
Boys, eh? What are they like?
Banter, though. Casa Amor, lads.
I love you lot. I love you lot.
Ty, looking sharp.
Scott, finally got that trim sorted.
Sammy. Beautiful as ever.
Mitch...
LAUGHTER
Looking good, bro.
You know how lads' holidays work, bro.
What happens on a lads' holiday, stays on a lads' holiday.
HIGH-PITCHED:# Lads' holiday Ding! #
# In the villa # In the villa
# In the villa. #
IAIN: Liven up, boys.
Your energy levels are never gonna match the Casa girls.
Even in slo-mo, they're more lively than you.
# Looking for that new love
# I-I-I-I'm Looking for that new love
New love, new love, new love... #
Where are the boys? What's going on, then, girls?
GIRLS:Hi!
IAIN: The girls' arrival was a golden opportunity
for Tyrique to launch his new real estate business.
Come on, girls. Do you want a tour of the villa? Yeah!
Thank you very much. It's freezing.
All right, this is the bedroom.
This is the lads' pad.
You boys are nice and tidy.Yeah, as you can see, we're all tidy.
Clean freaks in here.
The bed that Tyrique's been in from the start.
I have been in that bed from the start.
How do you know? You've done a lot of research on me. What's going on?
You've said it a lot.
Are you finding it, like, quiet without the girls?
Yeah, it's mad quiet. It's crazy.
This is upstairs. Obviously, stairs.
If you ain't seen them before, these are stairs.
This is gonna be a struggle.
I got you, babe. You fall, I'll catch you.
I think I'd be a good tour guide.
Everyone, please. Molly, hurry up.
God, I feel like I'm on a school trip.
Follow me, everyone.
Bathroom, bath.
Whoa! It usually looks like a bomb site in here.
I'm sure it will do after you lot have finished getting ready.
Obviously, this is the terrace.
Oh, the famous terrace. Famous.
Hey! Hi, guys.
Settling in, girls. Settling in nicely.
Yeah. Hi, Ty!
Hello.
Hey, great group of girls, these are. Make you feel really nice.
Thank you. Aw!
All right, girls. Hope you enjoyed the tour.
Really good tour. Tyrique's Tours. Topless Tyrique's Tour Guide.
The three Ts!
IAIN: I'm sold. Topless Tyrique's Tedious Tour.
Not so much Foxtons as Foxy-tons.
Here's a top Love Island tip for you.
Avoid awkward small talk with strangers at parties
by jumping straight into sex positions with them.
And our Islanders took my advice and did just that
when they played Raunchy Races.
LAUGHTER
So here are some of the other awesome unseen icebreakers
you could try at home.
TEXT ALERT
The oldest girl must snog the oldest boy.
That was decent, that was decent, that was decent.
Go, go, go, go.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That was rapid, that was rapid!
We were quick. Come on. TEXT ALERT
Casa Amor were the fastest.
RAUCOUS CHEERING
Casa Amor were the fastest. How? How?
That was so quick.
TEXT ALERT
The boy with the smallest feet must snog the girl with the biggest feet.
Biggest feet, Cat. Smallest feet?
I'm 8. 8, 8, 8.
Go!
Stop, stop, stop. That was so quick.
Who's got the smallest feet in the villa?
Oh, my God, I think it's Montel, you know? Why, what size is he?
I think he's, like, a 6 or a 7. SQUEALS
TEXT ALERT
Main villa was the fastest. CHEERING
TEXT ALERT
The girl from the most northern hometown
must snog the boy from the most southern hometown for ten seconds.
Quickly, quickly.
One, two, three, four, five...
What's northern and southern? Scotland. What's southern?
Wait, I'm northern. I'm Manchester.
London, London!
Kiss! Fuck's sake.
We lost that.
Let's just pray that the boys are just dumb.
Wait, wait, wait. Is South London more southern than Essex and Kent?
That's what I thought. Maybe Kent.
Head's gone.
Oh, man!
I'm Greenwich. I don't know.
TEXT ALERT
Casa Amor were the winners. CHEERING
Casa Amor were the fastest.
GROANING I'm the most south.
TEXT ALERT
The tallest boy must lick the shortest girl from head to toe.
Quick, quick, quick.
Head to toe!
LAUGHTER
Head to toe. Go again. Head to toe.
That doesn't matter, surely? Head to toe.
Nobody says, "Lick me from toe to head."
TEXT ALERT
The main villa were the fastest.
Main villa!
IAIN: So, it was the main villa who won the party.
What are you going to do to celebrate, Abi?
You can't feel it when someone licks your elbow, you know?
Yeah.
Didn't do it. Yeah.
Didn't I? Do it again.
Are you licking it?
Aren't I doing it?
That's fucking mad. Wait, what's this?
You can't feel it when someone licks your elbow. It's licking elbows.
What? Confirmed. No, I can.
IAIN: Looks like Abi's got their funny bones licked.
Here's an unseen clip that will really get tongues wagging.
Mainly yours at home, trying to do it yourselves.
Any other good tricks? Any specialities? Yeah.
That's so sexy. You see that? Yeah.
My mum can do it as well.
I've got something really gross. What can you do?
I can constantly crack my hands.
CRACKS KNUCKLES
Oh, my God. Why? I don't know.
Do it again.
CRACKING Oh, my gosh.
Do you know what I mean?
It's like the cartilage in your hand is, like, not attached.
Yeah, my hands are broken. Gross.
IAIN: And over at Casa Amor, when it comes to grafting,
Catherine and Elom seem to be getting on "cherry" well.
Do you like cherries?
I don't mind them, you know. Really?
I don't mind them. What, are you gonna feed me this one?
I'm gonna feed you a cherry, yeah.
Go on. That was not sexy.
Let me see you do it, then. Go on.
Go on.
LAUGHS Go on.
You've got me chasing the cherry.
All right, all right.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Sexy-ish. That was very sexy, it was very sexy.
I can't stop laughing. I don't know if you noticed that. I laugh a lot.
You do. But you're being yourself, right? Yeah.
I live in London, but my family are from Maidenhead.
I was born and raised in Maidenhead. OK.
So maybe that's why I get a few little weird words,
but you act like you don't rate me, but you do.
No, the more I speak to you...
Initially, I was, like, "What the fuck?"
Oh, really?
Yeah, but the more I speak to you, it does get better.
And what's, like, red flags for you?
Do you think I'm gonna tell you red flags? Why?
You're gonna shape-shift. Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Don't move!
SCREAMS
It's gone, it's gone.
That was good, though.
Like, I was literally gonna play it cool, like. Play it cool?
I lasted, though. You did well, then it sat on you.
BOTH LAUGH
I literally... Oh, my God. That was funny.
Play it cool, you're, like, "Ah, ah, ah!"
IAIN: Good job screaming at insects
isn't a red flag for Lochan, eh, Whitney?
Earlier, we showcased
the unsigned Unseen Bits brand-new boy band Casanova.
Since then, I can tell you
a bidding war between Pete Waterman and Louis Walsh
has spilled over into a full-blown fistfight,
and from this exclusive extract, you can understand why.
# Making my way downtown
ALL:# Walking fast, faces pass And I'm homebound... #
THEY MIMIC PIANO You've got that stuck in my head.
# And I need ya
# And I miss ya
# And how I wonder... #
LAUGHTER
# If I could fall... #
All together now.
# Into the sky
# Do you think time Would pass me by?
# You know I'd walk A thousand miles...
# If I could just see you tonight. #
THEY MIMIC INSTRUMENTS
IAIN: And it's worth walking one thousand miles
just to give our ears a rest.
Sorry, boys. It's a no for me.
MUSIC: 'It's Oh So Quiet' by Bjork
IAIN: There's nothing like a peaceful afternoon.
Simply soaking up the sunshine.
Who's got the suncream?
There is always one who decides to slap it on factor 50.
Aftersun wars.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God. What, has he got loads of suncream?
Yeah, yeah, literally all over him. I just love to spray.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
SQUEALING
Oh, my God.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, my God, Zach, Amber, look at your legs.
No, I know. What the hell?
BOYS LAUGH AND PANT
SHE LAUGHS
Bro, you've got suncream everywhere. What are you doing?
No, stop it. No, seriously, Tyrique. Tyrique!
SHE SQUEALS
I swear to God.
I swear to God right now, piss off.
THEY LAUGH AND PANT
Oh, my Christ.
Ty, bro.
What the hell?
Why is he like this?
IAIN: Couldn't tell you.
We're just the Unseen Bits. But maybe Aftersun will get it covered?
Guys, this is actually not even funny.
Break time now, but we'll be back with some more killer and no filler
from the, you guessed it, villa.
# When it feels this good
# When it feels this good... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
Oh, my days, bruv.
It's been Casa Amor galore, and here is some more!
# When it feels this good... #
It's gonna be an education...
Do you know dogs can, like, see you upside down?
Wait, like, maybe it's dolphins.
..so make sure to learn the secret handshake...
Boom, boom. Boom, boom, bang.
..because if you get it wrong, you'll be picked up and chucked out.
THEY LAUGH Just testing something quickly.
Now squat.
Only joking, we're over the moon you could join us.
That's not a full moon, though. Yeah, it is.
It doesn't look oval enough. Oval?
Yeah, isn't an oval round? No. No, oval's like that, isn't it?
No, that's a circle. No, oval's like that.
Don't tell me that. I swear. No, I swear.
I think he's looking at one of those light bulbs by mistake.
We've all done it.
Some couples thrive on competition, even utterly pointless competition,
as illustrated by this unseen clip
of new lovebirds Whitney and Lochan's flirty feudings.
What, planking?
Shall we have a planking competition?
Oh, shall we? Yeah.
I'm shit at plank.
Yeah, OK. And we've got to do a thumb war.
Wait. One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
Five, six, seven, eight, who do you appreciate?
Not the King, not the Queen, but Whitney! Oh, OK.
You're literally cheating. Cos why is your hand moving so much?
Mine's like a snake, look, like... Tss! Tss!
Your hand's moving so much! You can't be doing this as well.
What do you mean?
Wait! THEY LAUGH
Continue. That spun me.
How you doing? Good. How you doing?
Look, I'm getting better at eye contact now, look.
Urgh! THEY LAUGH
My eye just popped out! You had some veins popping out!
I give up. Have you lost? Yeah.
IAIN: So, it's official,
Lochan is more of a planker than Whitney.
Here's Casa boy Ben making some smooth moves on Kady.
Let's see how long he can go
before he resorts to smutty innuendo.
Chat to me. First thing.... We said we liked food.
We've got to do something foodie. Foodie and drinks.
Where? I would be fine with, like, a Subway.
No, I'm not doing that. No? Not a footlong?
No, no, no. Well...
What kind of footlong do you want? THEY LAUGH
IAIN: I made that 30 seconds, Ben.
No, not the footlong. Not the footlong.
Not the six-inch! I actually...
You know what, I get the six inches! Maybe I'll get the footlongs.
Now I'm a footlong kind of girl.
IAIN: I'm no mind-reader, Ben,
but I think she'd prefer a footlong meatball melt.
This next unseen clip is of Mitch and Sammy lazing around in bed.
But being born entertainers,
it wasn't long before they were putting on a show.
THEY YAWN
Cold.
Where's the sock?
I threw it on Zach's bed. There he is.
What's its name? Erm...
Geoffrey? Geoffrey the Sock.
DEEP VOICE:Argh-da-da-da-da-da!
A-boogie-woogie-woogie! Let me see it.
Hey, slow down, man.
Kiss me!
Oh! Argh!
NORMAL VOICE:What's wrong with me?
IAIN: Where's the other sock?
This is Love Island, even the sock should be in a pair.
Get Geoffrey coupled up quick!
Time now for the final performance of the night
from our sensational unsigned Unseen Bits boy band.
And to mark the launch of their new single,
the boys have made a raunchy workout video to go with it.
ALL:# You are my fire The one desire
# Believe when I say I want it that way
# Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache
# Tell me why... # One more time!
IAIN: Here on Unseen Bits,
we don't like to hide anything from you,
so here is a clip of Elom cracking on with Whitney.
BACK CRACKING
Oh! Did you hear that? Could you feel that?
Yeah. You're tight, you know? Yeah, I know.
Cat is going to enjoy. Cat is so lucky.
Cat's going to enjoy life. Mm-hm, this is so fire.
Ooh! Oh, this guy! Oh, my God.
Fun job, innit? Oh!
That's it. Nah, nah, keep...
You're doing it right, you're doing it right.
ELLA:Not Whitney having an orgasm.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, wow. Cool.
IAIN: I'm feeling very relaxed after watching that.
Think I need to lie down.
It's been like the Wild West this week.
Casa Amor was like a gold rush of gorgeous singletons
and the re-coupling afterwards was like high noon,
the ultimate showdown,
where we found out who was most wanted.
MUSIC: 'Los Cinco Pistolas' by Jody Jenkins
It was a time for our Islanders to show true grit...
as two villas became one.
# Cinco, cinco pistolas... #
There was...
Hello! Whitney, welcome back. Hey, hey.
And, Lochan, welcome to the villa. Hello, hello.
Molly, get over here.
APPLAUSE
We have a new couple, Abi and Mitch.
No.
I just couldn't even... I felt sort of angry for Ty.
Yeah, it was... I've even lost my sliders.
I bet him my UGG sliders that she'd walk in on her own, so...
Yeah, it's a loss for both of us.
I've lost my sliders. Your what?
I told him if Ella comes back with someone,
he can have my sliders... Oh, my God.
I really didn't think she would. I know.
Yo, big man, big man, big man. Run the slides, bro.
Oi, nah, that's mine, innit. Run the slides, bro!
Oh, I can't believe I did that, bro!
What was the bet? What was the bet?
Chill, chill, chill.
He said if I get done, I get these, full stop! Aw, bro.
Bro, why you... Bro, don't be betting, fam.
Nah, but come on, man. Don't be betting.
IAIN: For me, there is a time and a place for exercise.
Time - never. Place - somewhere I'm not.
Ha-ha-ha!
But for our Islanders, it's never a bad time to work out.
Come on, push-ups now. Let's do it.
What we on? What? Failure, innit.
Count. Same time. Three, two, one...
One, two, three, four, five...
Ten.
Forty.
I'm burning out. Keep going, keep going.
Ah, fuck it, I'm leaving. That was 50.
Fifty.
My arms are aching just watching that.
OK, Elom, it's break time now,
so stop before I pull a muscle,
and we'll see you after this.
# No, you never let me down... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits,
the zesty show that is one in a "melon"...
I think you are... A grapefruit. Yes!
..and definitely fruity.
And Leah's your sugar, so you're edible.
Yeah, see? Play on words.
I don't just want to be sugar.
It's all sugar on Unseen Bits.
But we keep things moving here to bring you and all dancing,
all singing experience.
# Angel pie, angel pie
# Jessie, you are an angel pie
# Jessie... #
We're packed full of activated exclusives
on what's happening in the villa.
Come on, guys, let's liven this gaff up!
I'm dancing.
So... Ah!
Did you fall?
IAIN: Earlier, we left Elom knocking out a few press ups, and...
MITCH:Nice.
..yep, he's still going.
So, let's press on with our next unseen bit.
Sammy and Jess have just been getting close again,
and it's clear they are growing on each other.
Even on a bad hair day.
Have you got food in your teeth? Get it out.
Has it gone?
Yeah. Thanks.
Appreciate it. Yeah, but, white.
Yeah, you have got something in your teeth.
Get it out, then.
I'm gonna have to use a bit of my hair.
You... Can you do that?
Wait, let me get a long bit.
We're actually such tramps. No, we're not.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Is this what you do?
Yeah, when I ain't got no floss.
Here we go. Right.
Ah! Wait.
That's it.
THEY LAUGH
Ow, get out.
Is it done?
It's still in there.
Your hair's broke in my mouth.
SHE SQUEALS, THEY LAUGH
Get it out!
Get it out, that bit.
That bit, get it out. Pull it out.
It's stuck. Is it...?
Oi! No!
This isn't funny. This isn't funny.
Ah!
Right, get it out now. Right, OK.
That's it. Is it gone?
Yeah, the food's gone. All right.
Is the hair gone? HE GAGS
Bit down my throat. GAGS
Ooh!
IAIN: Oh, dear. Sammy seems to have a furball.
Do we need to get a vet on set?
He's just showing off now.
With all Islanders back at the main villa,
there were some old pals
delighted to have some new faces to buzz around.
Come. Let's just chat.
KADY SCREAMS
Ugh!
SHOUTS Ew! Ew!
Is that a swarm of weird...?
I don't know what's going on tonight. It's actually disgusting.
IAIN: That's right, people. It's the return of...
Honestly, my... Ugh!
Did one just go in your mouth? Guys!
Let's go sit... SCREAMING
Ew!
Oh!
Did I just sit on a bug?
You just sent the bug flying.
Oh, did it shoot in the air? Yeah.
My whole thing is, like, I'm gonna stay true to myself.
I'm a girls girl. I'm a girls girl.
Literally. Let's be all transparent.
Yeah. SCREAMS
THEY CHUCKLE
Oh, what's this...? Look at this bug.
Oh, no, I can't do this. No, no, no...
You could just act cool. Hey, Catherine...
I told you, you ain't got to worry about nothing
when you're with me, you know.
IAIN: I think you'll find, Elom, that that can't be entirely true.
We all know the bugs will be back.
It's that time again.
It's...
And this week, I asked our Islanders
to show me their go-to dance move.
Oh, God. Let's do it!
I can hit a solid whip. With a nae nae.
My mum's a dancer, so hopefully I'm doing her proud.
Stack shelves, shopping trolley.
Stack the shelves, shopping trolley.
I call this one the forward swimmer.
It's just like...
Or you can hit the Bobrisky.
SHE HUMS
Chin, body, chin, body.
I'm a pretty stiff dancer, so...
I mean, I can't really do much.
Ooh, turn, spin.
Down, and down, and down. And down, and up.
You know, show them the wave.
I can't even do that. No, I can, you know.
Bring it back up, out.
Ha!
The belly dance is giving!
SHE SNORTS
This is my little party trick.
I do a little peck dance. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
I've been working on chest.
There's a little bit of the shoulder movement.
Maybe just like this type thing.
Ay, ay, ay.
Unreal.
There was a video that went viral
of me doing a moonwalk in a bikini in a 7-Eleven in Thailand.
Ay! Mm, mm, mm.
Bye!
IAIN: That's all, folks.
Come back next time for more Beach Hut Bonanza!
Here's an unseen bit of Molly and Jess by the pool,
working on their synchronised swimming routine.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One, two...
I had a typo on my script that read synthesised.
So, here they are practising their synchronised moves,
accompanied by me on a synthesiser.
SYNTHESISER PLAYS SIMPLE TUNE
THEY LAUGH
MOLLY LAUGHS
And then, and then, you go that way.
I feel I'm pretty good at this now,
so I'm gonna play us out over the Love Island credits.
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