IAIN STIRLING: Previously, on Love Island...
If I didn't care about you, after what you did,
I would have just said, "Later."
I forgive you, and I'm ready to forget it.
I just spoke to Amber and just said, "You're a lovely girl," and stuff,
but, at the end of the day, she's not you.
Just what me and you have is way too special to, like,
sort of risk, so...
IAIN: Tonight...
If you wanna get to know me, we can ride it out for a bit.
Our friendship's changed after that.
GASPS, CRIES OF SHOCK
You've not told me that.
We can talk about this later, please.
GASPS, GUFFAWS
# All for one. #
THEME MUSIC
# I see the sun rise in your eyes
# Am I in paradise?
IAIN: Zach and Molly are waking up
after an unforgettable night in the Hideaway
that featured some very saucy cosplay.
Molly dressed up as a sexy bunny girl,
while Zach dressed up as a horny man in his underpants.
# I see the sun rise in your eyes
# Am I in paradise?
# I feel so alive
How are we feeling this morning, everyone?
Good. Good. Good.
Really good.
Whitney? Is she still sleeping?
GIGGLES
Morning, lad. Morning, everyone.
Morning, Kades.
YAWNS
# Don't know
# We don't know What the future holds
I wonder how Zach and Molly got on!
Whoo! Oh, me, too.
We did good. We did good.
I'm proud of us.
You looked good in those clothes, though.
You've got many performances to come back to. Yeah?
That was just the first one.
Jess, you must be happy now after last night.
Yeah, I'm happy.
Put my foot down. I'm not being taken for a mug again.
# I see the sun rise in your eyes
# Am I in paradise?
Morning. LAUGHTER
Morning, guys!
Morning. Morning.
Yay! Morning.
Yo! ALL EXCLAIM
What's going on? Yes, Zachariah!
Look at you! What's up, my G?
How was your time in the Hideaway?
It was good. Amazing.
It was needed. What did you do?
LAUGHTER
Did you get up to anything? Nah, never. Not us.
We just played Top Trumps. Oh, nice.
LAUGHTER
Nice.
TEXT ALERT
GASPS
Oh, that was me.
What? I've got a text.
What?
SHE READS ALOUD
CHEERING
APPLAUSE
Oh, love that!
Yes! Yes! Aw!
LAUGHTER
You guys are so cute.
Whoo! Going on a date!
No, literally, so excited.
"Making waves" so, I don't know, it sounds like a boat,
but it might be, like, a rowboat or something.
# Ooh-ooh
# Baby, baby, baby
# Ooh-ooh, ooh
# Baby
Is this, like, your first real date?
First proper date with a girl I actually like.
I'm happy for you, bro.
Oh, that's so nice. That's so cute.
Ah! Yeah!
# I'm crying
# I saw one thing
Have you got butterflies, Abi?
D'you know, I'm just excited to go. Yeah!
Mitch jumped out of that bed. He was so fast.
MONTEL: You've got the chat. I've got the chat.
You've got the shorts. I've got the shorts.
You've got that eyes. I've got the eyes.
CHEERING
Are you excited? Yeah, I'm excited.
# Baby, baby, ooh
# Baby, baby, baby. #
IAIN STIRLING: The road to romance hasn't been easy for Ella,
but it's like the old saying,
"If at first you don't succeed, Ty, Ty and Ty again."
I missed you. Did you?
Yeah, I did. I missed you, too.
I know exactly what I want, and I don't...
I just want us to be good cos I know we can literally be amazing.
I've never had these feelings before, yeah,
but if you proper care about someone,
then you make it work, you compromise.
You know, sometimes, you have to put yourself second,
you know what I'm saying? That's fine, you know what I mean?
So, it's nice, just a nice feeling.
The way I'm going about it, is I'm just learning on the job.
We're still here at the end of it,
after all of what we've been through,
and we're still here, standing, innit?
IAIN STIRLING: We're using tiny, high-tech
mini-drone cameras this year.
The one on the yellow cushion filmed Montel snogging Tink last week,
so he's not a fan.
SHE EXHALES What are you telling me?
I'm good, how are you?
You know, I'm good, man. I just... It's just been a long...
It's been a difficult few days for me.
Just cos obviously, it's weird for me
cos first of all, I've never really been in a situation
where I've been at fault for something.
Yeah, it is weird, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like I feel the same a bit, like it doesn't feel normal.
Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah, literally.
I think it's obviously just a time thing.Yeah.
Yeah, you look sexy. Thank you.
SHE SIGHS I don't know.
I feel like I'm trying, and I just don't know
how to get it back to where it was,
and I can't just click and everything's fixed.
I don't know,
it's just a bit of a confusing situation, to be honest,
and I want more from him.
I don't know what more I want, but I want to see the effort,
and I just feel like... I don't...
It doesn't seem there. SHE CHUCKLES
IAIN STIRLING: Look at that multi-million-pound luxury yacht.
It's sleek. It's fast.
It's anchored quite near the paddle boards
the date team picked up for Mitch and Abi
in a Majorcan pound shop. Enjoy, guys!
# Ooh, I'm in love with the colours
# I'm in love With the colours of you... #
I've never done this before. I'm not looking forward to it.
You're gonna have to teach me, you know?
Yeah. I have done it before, so... Have you actually?
A little bit. SHE LAUGHS
# Falling for the colours Of you... #
Looks good. Yeah?
Yeah, it looks good, yeah. Why do I have a tail?
Ready, one, two...
Where are you going? LAUGHING:I'm going...
I know what I'm doing. I know I can stand up on it.
Whoo! Do you reckon? Easily.
Oh... Oh! Oh!
I'm better when I stand up like this.
Yeah! You got it! See.
Are you up? SHE SQUEALS
HE LAUGHS See, it makes me wobble.
Uh... uh... uh...
Whee!
Argh! Ahhhh!
SHE LAUGHS Best first date ever.
How are you not falling? Expert.
It's all coming back to me now.
Ew, salty! THEY LAUGH
Agh, no! SHE GIGGLES
SHE SCREAMS
OK.
# So, here we go Sensational
# All that I've been dreaming of All that I would take you for... #
I needed this. Freedom.
Do you know how long I've been waiting for you? Weeks.
I was just thinking...
Honestly, this is good. I really enjoyed it.
In the outside world, how do you think we'll get on?
Obviously, like, I'm from the South and your from the North,
so how would that work?
A train. A train? Or a car?
A car, a train, a plane.
Is there an airport in Sheffield? I don't know.
I'd leave Sheffield. Oh, really?
Yeah, for the right person.
I mean, I've always said that I'm not opposed to going up north.
You'd move to Sheff? Maybe! Would you?
# So, here we go Sensational
# All that I've been dreaming of All that I would take you for. #
IAIN: Ouzy and Ella live in Scotland,
but Ella might be about to leave, instantly halving the number
of healthy and attractive young people living in Scotland.
I wouldn't do long-distance, though.
We'll see what happens, but I would move.
Do you think you'd like living with me?
Yeah.
Are you still trying to keep your distance from me or something?
No. Why are you so far away?
I'm just chilling.
We ain't kissed in time. I don't know.
I've... I've tried!
# I want you to reach out I came here for love... #
Come.
# I came here for love, yeah I came here for love
# And I want you to reach out
# I came here for love, yeah
# I came here for love
# And I want you to reach out. #
They're back. They're back!
Hey, guys! CHEERING
Come on!
How is everyone? All right? Yo, yo, yo!
Happy, guys?
Oh, youse look happy. We are happy.
Was it so good? Oh, it was so good.
I'll take these off.
Have you had a good day? Yeah, it was so fun.
We went paddle surfing, just went out at sea.
No wets? What, like, one each? One each, yeah.
Abi had her own. She's done it before.
I had my own. I fell off three times.
LAUGHTER
I didn't fall in. And then I'm sat on the edge.
Mitchel's like, "Come here,"
and he pulls me, and I just go down, and I'm under.
LAUGHTER
Like, I'm dunked under the water, like, fully under, yeah.
Nice to have some time, just the two of you, yeah?
Mate, I needed it. We both needed it, yeah.
Obviously, we get pillow talk at night and stuff, don't we, but...
It's not really the same, is it?
No, it isn't, cos everyone's still there,
And it's just us. And it was just good.
Did you see a different side to Mitch, then?
Erm, it was really good.
Like, we really got, like, closer and stuff, so yeah.
Could you see more happening? Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely.
So what do you reckon is the next step?
Marriage. LAUGHTER
Oh. WOMAN:Oh, no.
I got a text! Wake up. She got a text.
READS ALOUD:
Oh! Oh, shit!
READS ALOUD:
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Drama tonight!
I dunno what I've said.
It's about to go down! Oh, no!
Let the games begin.
I hope people change their god.
Did you kiss? What?
Who?
Anyone. Only in the challenges.
Montz is in trouble!
You've done it now. So, now I just get to find out.
HE SNICKERS
HE SIGHS Fuck!
# I'm comin' for ya I'm comin' for ya. #
IAIN STIRLING: The Islanders are getting all dressed up
to go out for Movie Night! I'm surprised they're making the effort.
It'll be streaming somewhere in a week.
They could just watch at home with a curry.
This might catch... catch a little, like. Might hurt.
HE LAUGHS
I told him I was open, and I was getting to know him, so...
Ella, you've been so honest.
Do you think? Well, you've not left anything out, have you?
No. # Better safe than sorry... #
SNEEZES
# Better safe than sorry... #
I can't lie, I think the boys are in more trouble than what we are.
They don't come and tell you things. That's true.
They actually just gossip. ELLA:They water down the truth.
Catherine won't care about anything I've said.
I don't care about anything they've done over there now.
# Even when we're fighting I'll make sure that I apologise... #
To be fair, I'm scared.
I feel bad for you, because you know what's happened,
but it's just, like, seeing it. I'm just gonna look down like this.
Oh, bro, you're gonna be a meme.
# Every time you call me... #
I think a lot of the girls' ones, yeah,
are gonna be the girls talking about the other girls,
and it's just gonna be like...
See that? See that's what I need tonight.
I'm gonna absolutely mix it up! Mix it.
# You won't have to worry
# Be there in a hurry
# Better safe than sorry. #
MUSIC: Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss
IAIN: Lights, camera, aggravation. This is Movie Night.
It's boys versus girls in a quiz based on recent UK surveys.
Each team answers the question via text,
and the team closest to the answer gets to choose a clip.
MUSIC CONTINUES
SAMMY:Any girls feeling nervous?
I've been honest. We'll see.
This is, like, my kind of night. Like, roll the tapes.
Roll the tapes.
TEXT ALERT
READS ALOUD
Thirty. Thirty. Wait.
No, I reckon more. It's percentages.
Forty? Probably would be higher, actually.
I think it's a lot, you know. They be insecure.
I don't enjoy sex. I enjoy visuals.
TEXT ALERT
GIRLS SCREAM
The answer is 25%. Girls win.
Oh, what did you say? We said 40. Thirty-eight. We said 38.
I just wanna see the names, bruv.
Guys, wait, wait, wait, wait! SHE LAUGHS
LAUGHTER
All right, girls, who do you want to pick?
Play The Lying, The Mitch And The Wardrobe.
Oh, nah! I've said some stupid stuff.
SHUSHING
Friendship. I've got you, boys.
LAUGHTER
I didn't save Molly. I saved Zach's Molly.
I didn't think about her once.
If you wanna get to know me, we can ride it out for a bit.
Under the radar. LAUGHTER
What do you mean by that? The fact is that everyone...
Everyone thinks that I did it for you two. Mm.
And then we get to know each other.
Zach just went, "Yeah, bit... Bit like that."
LAUGHTER
Did he say that it was a bit dry? It was quite dry, the chat.
SUPRESSED LAUGHTER
Yeah. Kidda, you know...
You know I've said I'm attracted to you,
but with the situation,
I feel like you've just got tunnel vision for Zach.
Just don't do what I did. No.
Keep your options open. LAUGHTER
Things aren't going right with Zach, you just need to grovel back to me.
LAUGHTER What was you saying to Kady?
I was just seeing if them two are all right,
and if anything, bro, I was just saying, like...
I wouldn't deep it.
Just need a bit of time. Yeah.
Like, you know... If this weren't going on,
d'you how much more I'd, like, put it on you?
SNICKERS OF LAUGHTER
He's a jealous boy. I can tell.
A really jealous boy. He obviously sees me as a threat.
He sees that I'm better for you. Sees that I'm a better match.
LAUGHTER
Options. We've all got options. You've also got options. I know.
You can try it with Sammy, or you can upgrade to me.
RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
ALL EXCLAIM
I'm actually crying! Oh, my God. This guy!
I no me like! I no me like this, you know!
Dangerous!
Mitch, you've been doing all your boys dirty!
Mitch gets away with murder. Honestly. He does.
At least I didn't snake my boys. Who said you was my boys?
Our friendship's changed after that. Shut up, idiot.
Mitch, you're a legend! You're bad!
I'm not sorry. OK.
I love you, though. You are funny, man.
TEXT ALERT
HE READS ALOUD
I should know this. Shush. Everyone, shush.
We know it. I know this.
In hours? It's gonna be, like, a thousand.
26,000? Babe, you think, you're alive till you're fucking 80,
what are you gonna... How many kisses?
The way that we've all just trusted Jess.
200. 200. 200. Put it in, put it in.
Do it, go with it. Don't have a clue.
Don't copy us. We have the top snogger here.
HE IMITATES HER WITH JIBBERISH
LAUGHTER
TEXT ALERT
"The answer is 336 hours. Boys win."
CHEERING
I knew that was too much.
What did you say? What'd you put?
He told us, she swore, 26,000 hours!
What? She's a doughnut.
LAUGHTER
She was the top snogger. We trusted her.
All right, all right, all right!
I want Sin-der-Ella. Yeah, Sin-der-Ella. Sin-der-Ella.
Sin-der-Ella. Play Sin-der-Ella.
GASPS
What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?
Babe, my heart's beating for you. My night is ruined.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared. 'Hey, Ben.'
I thought it was you! As soon as I said Ouzy,
I knew that was going to be you. THEY LAUGH
You should've been making your way round the girls,
but you came in, and you were just like... You only spoke to me.
'And I like that.' OUZY:'100% as well.'
But that's what I've been saying I wanted -
like, a guy that comes in and is just like, "Nah - Ella."
And that doesn't flirt with all the girls.
Round the fire pit, you said you were closed off.
Yeah, I'm closed off to everyone else.
SHE GASPS Oh, my God!
'So, it's me and Ty?' SHE LAUGHS
Pretty much.
LAUGHTER 'How is it, all right?'
It's so good. Just what I needed. You're good with your hands.
Life at Casa is good, I can't lie.
'Do you think you could see
'something happening with me and you?'
Yeah, otherwise, I wouldn't even entertain it.
And, like, now that we've actually spoke,
I do feel like there is something there.
KISSING
GASPING Oh, my God!
I didn't kiss him! LAUGHTER
MAN:They're switching it up! Oh, my God.
.
# I'm dangerous... #
Ouzy, we never kissed! We hugged and kissed.
I kissed good night on the cheek.
Wow! When was that, then?
We never kissed. Sounded like you did.
So, what? Life at Casa was good?
# I'm dangerous... #
That looked bad. I thought it weren't good?
I was getting a massage, like... Whatever.
# So dangerous, I'm gonna rock you
# I'll have you begging for mercy Begging for mercy... #
At least it's in the past, and you've moved forward from it, so...
You, concentrate, please. Don't talk to me like that.
Please. But why are you talking to me, though?
Cos I'm being nice. Yeah, but why are you talking?
Cos I'm being nice, so shut up! Don't get rude to me, Ty!
It's not that deep, bro.
# So dangerous
# I'm dangerous, so dangerous... #
I don't wanna play no more. I don't. Can we stop it?
TEXT ALERT
READS ALOUD:
I think it's high. High.
Sex before marriage? High.
WHISPERING
Got to be high. 60... 65.
68, 68, 68. Quick, quick.
Send.
TEXT ALERT, GIRLS CHEER
"The answer is 74%! Girls win!" GIRLS CHEER
Idiot! Idiot!
Right, girls, what are we thinking? The Full Montel.
Yeah, Montel. The Full Montel.
Play The Full Montel.
I'm grabbing my popcorn for this one.
SAMMY:Here we go!
Look at Montel's face! Can't stop staring at me. No.
Obviously, you lot have come in, done your thing.
You've obviously taken...
Scrambled your head a little bit. Scrambled my head a little bit.
I have, yeah.
Yeah, you got me feeling all different types of ways.
"Different types of ways!"
LAUGHTER Shh!
ALL GASP Oh!
All right, Montel! That's a good kiss!
That's a great kiss.
Oh, come on, guys.
LAUGHTER
How are you feeling about the whole...?
Whole situation? Yeah.
It's like a 50-50 one, really, to be fair. Like...
Wow!
He was savage.
You're a sweet girl. Good.
Obviously, the kiss was nice.
In bed was nice. In bed was nice.
No, definitely, I feel like I do
have a lot more in common with you than Leah.
Oh, shit!
LAUGHTER
I mean, what do you have in common with her?
She likes football. That's it.
I just watched him kiss someone else,
and, like, you've not told me that.
Told you what?
I told you, we kissed on the terrace.
That's what we just watched. You was holding her hand.
That's not that deep. There's deeper things.
No, stop, it is deep.
Yeah, that is deep. For her, it is deep.
You know what I mean? Acknowledge it.
You're there saying it's 50-50.
Like, you told me the whole time your head was on me.
You know the situation, like... Anyway, can we watch the next one?
LAUGHTER
I can... I'm gonna chat to you afterwards, but...
Why are you just trying to make your friends laugh here?
No, I'm not trying to make anyone laugh, Leah.
I've... I've been... I've explained to you the situation.
Yeah, like, actually bless her like that.
See, that's what she thought, and I explained why she thought that.
The end of the day, he's not gonna say every single little detail,
is he, that he's said and done, like?
# Boy, you make it easy # To make a grown man cry... #
End of the day, Tink was the one that went home.
So, say you're sorry.
We can talk about this later. Please.
PHONE CHIMES
Like every day? That's what daily means, bro.
So, I think 29.
I think, like, 20.
That's a lot. I'd say 40. Let's meet in the middle.
All right, so, average, like, 22.
Has he done it already?
Some married couples have sex, like, once a year,
and it's on Valentine's.
Been here for five weeks... PHONE CHIMES
The answer is 12%. Boys win. Come on.
What did you say? When did you say?
I said 22. We averaged it out.
Play Dangerous Leah-aisons. LAUGHTER
Let's get the popcorn.
Scared.
Don't be shy. Oh, God.
You just give me such a good vibe.
Oh, fuck's sake. I just know that you've got a good heart.
Yeah. And that's, like... I mean, I would like to say so myself as well.
Yeah. You are, you are. I dunno, you're just so cute.
Even yesterday, listening in the corner. I'm like...
She's alive! LAUGHTER
Jess, I'm having the conversations, and I'm trying,
but I'm, like, none of you, Montel.
WHISPERS:Oh, no.
And it's rubbish, because I know I'm supposed to be... Oh, my God.
..Casa Amoring. I hope Montel's sleeping on the day bed. Oh, God.
And do you know what it is... That is not even funny.
That's just stupid.
# I'm exposed And it's no big surprise... #
Boo, Montel. Boo! Boo! Boo, Montel!
Stop it, stop it, stop it. Boo! Stop it, stop it, stop it.
That's how it's meant to be done, Ella.
Ty, it's not about you.
# This world is forcing me To hold your hand... #
That's actually embarrassing. I look like an idiot.
# Cos I'm just a girl... #
No, you don't. Like, literally, you handled yourself like a lady.
You are a lady. Proper lady.
Classy. As in so classy. Literally Lady Leah.
I'm upset now. Oh, my days, bruv.
# I'm just a girl in the world... #
We should've picked something else, bruv.
LAUGHING
IAIN: It's movie night, and the most amazing thing is,
none of it's CGI.
The Islanders performed all their own stunts.
Although I did some body double work for Zach's shower scenes.
TEXT ALERT
SHE READS ALOUD
I do it everywhere.
Yeah, 50-50. I'd say 50. I'd say that's... 50.
What did you put? Make it rain on them!
What did we do? 50.
It is acceptable or not? No.
I think it's, like, 60. Too high, too high. Too high.
I'm gonna do 30. OK, 30. Done.
TEXT ALERT
The answer is 31%, girls.
CHEERING
Pick something fun, guys.
Whitney, Cat. Who do you guys want to do?
Who, again? Who, again? SNICKERING
Yeah, she wants to do Scott.
Can we please play Some Like It Scott?
LAUGHTER
We're in a couple where... Yeah. ..in bed together, we...
Like, we had the first cuddle on the first night. Yeah.
We... I mean, we got... We have to give that a chance.
I feel like that's enough progress. SHE GIGGLES
How're you feeling today?
I missed Catherine a little bit last night.
I'm sure when the girls walk in here now...
probably won't.
GASPS
That, man, is ruthless.
SHOCKED CHUCKLES
It's cos he didn't get the girls. That's clearly what it was, innit?
I stayed loyal. Why you didn't?
Catherine, I was stood there alone, you weren't.
Wait, didn't he try it with other girls...
Didn't he try it with all girls... Ask them. Please.
Didn't he try it with all the girls, then?Ask them.
Apparently, none of the girls wanted you. That's why. End of.
They didn't want you, OK? LAUGHTER
No, it wasn't that, though. Catherine! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Catherine! Catherine!
It's not a matter of none of the girls wanted me.
Cos I didn't do anything about it.
Oh, here we go with the justification.
Can we come to the next thing?
We all done? I'm not arsed about the situation.
None of us could give a fuck. Move on. Next one. Job's a good 'un.
# I'm changing now
TEXT ALERT
Oh, right.
HE READS ALOUD
OK, so, think.
18 to 21. We all cheat then.
I'm saying 30s. What? Nah!
Probably 40. 40? All right.
Do this, do this.
I've just done 58%.
TEXT ALERT
"The answer is 29%. Boys win."
Yeah! Yes, boys. Yes!
Right, all right... WHISPERING
Yeah, I agree. I agree. Who, who? The Cat one.
Play Cat-urday Night Fever.
Cat, I'm intrigued. What? OK, me kissing. Ooh!
Get back time.
If they want to come at me, I've said it.
Like, I kissed him twice. It's a challenge, I don't care.
Here we go. Oh! Strap in.
CHUCKLING
Why are you laughing?
You're basically saying... You know what I'm saying.
..that you want to kiss me. Course I do.
WHOOPING AND CHEERING
LAUGHTER
No, he kissed me. Really? Right there?
Yeah. He was kind of like... How did we miss that?
Yeah, like... Yeah, it was...
We were looking, and we were like, "She looks so happy."
Yeah, like... It was like... Yeah!
You two are so much more compatible. You're so much better suited, babe.
Oh, wow! Snakey! Wow.
I know the type of guy you like. He's that type of guy.
Scott who?!
LAUGHTER, SHOCKED GASPS
Wow! Girls are snakes!
He cares about what a lot of people see,
whereas Elom is just a different vibe.
He's got, like, such a good energy about him. Yeah.
Like, I would be so happy to see my girl with a guy... !00%.
Like, just on what I've seen so far. Yeah.
Yeah? You're so cute.
Come here.
ALL EXCLAIM
SQUEALING
Laughing at my boy's downfall? All right.
Imagine... Imagine that... That's fucking... Nah.
Imagine that was the other way round. Innit?
She's happy with Elom. Yeah, clearly (!)
You know, like, she has a good connection, so...
I actually don't have an issue with was just gone on, to be fair.
Can we all agree... Leah, you're starting
to do a lot of talking as well, for fuck's sake. Jesus Christ.
What are you on about?
You're the fucking spokesperson suddenly.
You haven't fucking spoke for about four weeks.
LAUGHTER
Scott, fuck off. You are rude as fuck, Scott, don't fucking say that.
Don't fucking speak for four weeks?
You've been fucking mugged off by everyone.
That was bang out of order. That was rude. You crossed the line there.
What's Leah done? Why's he coming for Leah? Exactly, it's rude!
Because you decided to put a comment out there earlier
about fucking no-one wanting me at Casa. It's not true though, is it?
She's happy. I don't get what the issue is.
That was a positive one for me, so...
TEXT ALERT
OK.
READS ALOUD
Everyone. Everyone. A lot of people.
Gotta be high, surely? Most people do.
WHISPERING
Seventy. Eighty. Seventy. Seventy-five.
TEXT ALERT
The answer is 77%. Girls win.
GIRLS CHEER
Play Ty Hard. Oh!
Go on, Ty. LAUGHS
Everyone, real quiet. Real quiet. Every the boys.
The guy that I'm into has to kind of like sport.
So, I just like working out, so I need a guy that goes to the gym
and stuff. Working out.
I saw that body earlier. Looks nice.
So, tonight you must be looking flair.No. You gonna rate it.
You want me to do a twirl.
If you want to do a twirl, though, be my guest, but...
I'll see how I'm feeling.
Listen, between these two girls, yeah, I dunno who I'm feeling more.
It's possibly gonna fuck things if I did up getting back with Jess.
No, but, do you know... Hey, though, fuck Jess for now.
All I'm saying is this is your time,
and having a blast and kissing two girls in one night, woohoo!
It's behind Jess's back, bro. You're not gonna have to do that again.
Yeah, I know about that. If you grab both of them right now...
All I'm saying... Right, fuck it.
We've got this holiday, nice holiday. Start lipsing people.
Like, I don't get it. But, you're feeling Tink now.
Yeah, well, I'm feeling her,
but I'm not feeling her enough to be lipsing her. Just lips her anyway.
Bants. That's holidays. You want Tink, go and kiss her.
I don't understand, bro.
But we're only here for ten days, bro. This is Casa Amor, bro.
You feeling Tink? Not, like... Like, she's cool, yeah.
But... This is your time to do something.
Just take her to the terrace, man. Please.
Oh, my God! Ty says jump, they say, "How high?"
It's like Dumb And Dumber.
Dumb, dumb, dumbest... Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumber.
GIRLS LAUGHING
Leading each other... But, why... That's so thick.
THEY LAUGH
By the way, I'm sorry, Ty,
but you've gotta able to deal with it, with that, bruv.
You've gotta be able to deal.
The gaffer. Ty's CEO. No-one can think for themselves.
I won't lie. That was a bit mad.
Master Ty. I apologise, girls. You're a bad person.
I thought I was bad. Hey, Monts, Monts.
Stand up and throw popcorn at him.
No, but fuck... But "fuck Jess", when I backed him the whole way.
"Fuck Jess." That's not nice. No. No.
That's not nice.
Well done, Ty.
I don't get why they're still laughing like it's a joke.
It's apparently hilarious. Let's... Let's all clap like it's hilarious.
It ain't hilarious. I'm just saying. I'm just saying...
Then don't clap, then, and make me feel like shit.
Youse were all making me feel like shit, so...
How am I making you feel like shit?
Yeah, but she's upset, and you're laughing like... It's not a joke.
"Fuck Jess. Fuck Jess."
Cool, Ty apologised, but respect my feelings, Sammy.I did.
Well, don't sit there and clap like everything's all right.
Did I clap towards you? No. I was clapping Ty for a bit of banter.
Shut up. Be mature. OK. Thanks.
TEXT ALERT
Oh.
SHE READS
60 seconds!
THEY LAUGH If it goes well.
60 seconds!
Man don't have sex for four minutes.
What, you think it's more than that, though?More.
See me, I'm a one-stroke man, but that's just me.
I thought I was an anomaly.
I was gonna gonna say 12. I'd say average, ten.
Look, just do 9.999.
OK, done.
What did you say? Four mins man.
This one's based on personal experience.
TEXT ALERT, THEY CHEER
Yeah!
The answer is 21 minutes. Girls win!
THEY CHEER
MITCH: No man can last that long!
JESS: Please, girls. Please, girls, please.
Yeah! Play Double Sammy.
I've already said it, if you wanna watch it,
you can watch it.
Chill, chill, chill.
'How I feel with you in, like, what, three days...'
Oh, no, no, no, no.
'..is already probably stronger than how I do with Jess
'in two weeks.
'That sounds bad but I prefer being with you.'
Oh, no.
'I still wanna get to know you. Yeah.
'But I'm gonna, so...
'Yeah, I do feel like you've got a bit, like,
'awkward tension out here as well.
'So, like... We don't want any awkward tension.
'No. We want to be smooth.
'Mm. Yeah.'
ELLA:Oh, my God. 'Yeah, OK.'
ELLA GASPS
KISSING
'You better not have kissed Gabby, by the way.
'I haven't kissed her. OK.
'Not yet.' "Not yet"?
GIRLS GASP
In the same place. In the same place.
That's actually gross.
# There is no peace tonight... #
Don't look, don't look, don't look.
Say nothing, say nothing Chill, chill, chill, Sammy.
Sammy, chill, chill. Don't say nothing.
Did he tell you that? Nah.
Of course not.
Sammy, why? Sammy, why?
Why what?
It's not even the kisses. It's the Mal comment.
Yeah, but that's just chat. Nah, that's out of order.
It was just "chat"? Chat's chat.
She's crying. Nice (!) Jess.
Yeah, I know it's not nice, but it's chat,
at the end of the day.
What, saying you like someone more over three days than weeks?
That's chat, yeah. That is not chat!
I'm just saying... Sammy! Sammy, that's hard.
# Been battered and bruised With my heart locked in chains
# You know It's a dangerous game... #
A lot's gone on since the Mal thing, though.
You know it was a long time ago?
WHITNEY:It was, like, last week. It was, like, last week.
Mal was a long time ago.
When I'm getting to know Mal, I'm gonna be saying stuff to Mal.
It wasn't a long time ago, though, Sammy,
so I think just own it, and just...
Like, I'm not just gonna sit here and be like, "Oh, yeah, yeah..."
Yeah, well, what we're saying is say that and not,
"It's just chat." That's all you needed to say.
Yeah, but I'm just justifying it. Like...
Yeah, but you don't need to justify, you have to say it.
Well, I am sorry! Right!
OK, cool. That's all you needed to say.
That's what she wants to hear.
Men, they all lie to you. They all lie to you.
They all trick you.
Fuck, he's a player, I know I'm getting mugged off.
# No... #.
IAIN: The credits have rolled on movie night,
and the Islanders are furious.
They thought they were gonna see a romcom,
but it turned out to be a full-blown horror movie.
Movie night was movie night-ing.
SAMMY:What a fucking night, boys. What are you saying, though?
Leah's come back with a voice, like.
Leah was a fucking protagonist tonight, bro.
What's going on? I don't know.
She does have strong opinions on things, though, like...
She's coming out her shell now. Yeah.
LEAH: I'm so... Scott's reaction, like...
Yeah, why did he come at you? Personal.
He's saying you haven't spoken for four weeks.
This is what I don't get. What was that comment about?
I'm not gonna a lie.
No, but why did he come at you, though?
This is what I mean. I don't know. He was so on you.
What? Because I got mad at the Montel situation,
which fair enough - of course I'm gonna get mad at Montel.
Like, it's my situation.
And then I spoke up for Jess during the Sammy situation
because he needed to apologise. Yeah.
So, how are you gonna get mad at me when I've spoke up twice?
Yeah. Anyways... Moving on.
Ella. Guys, please don't even entertain that.
I told you we've never kissed, hand on my heart, swear to God.
Yeah. I've never kissed him.
I reckon, just clarify that to Tyrique, and he'll believe you.
In the bed, he kissed me, like, I can't remember,
on the cheek or the forehead - one of them ones.
If he pecks me on the cheek, and Ty feels some type of way about that,
then that's a him problem.
I'm not even gonna entertain that. That's not me.
Obviously, it ain't nice to see it for your own eyes,
do you know what I mean, what was going on.
Like I said, she's talking about,
"Casa Amour is the worst thing ever!"
Darling, didn't look like that to me.
I'm seeing smiles on your face. I'm seeing you flirting, and that.
It ain't nice to see, but, yeah, it is what it is, man.
I ain't gonna stress about it. Nothing surprising in this house.
I gave her a second chance. I told her I forgive her.
There's no point bringing it back up now , innit?
I can't forgive her one day, and the next day go back.
I'm trying to be more mature than that.
So, yeah, other than that,
the girls reactions just kind of annoy me sometimes.
The way the girls go about things, especially that situation there,
I just think it is literally one rule for them, one rule for us.
SCOTT:Literally. 100%, bro.
If we done any of the things they done in the videos,
it would've been a different story.
The girls are jumping cos I was holding hands when I kissed her.
You ain't gonna say... You know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna kiss her with my hands behind my back.
Were you gonna say everyone single little detail?
The girls are just screaming, just making noise.
It's just annoying, innit? It's unnecessary.
Sammy, bro. You had a fucking storm of a day.
I never once said that it was Ty that...
it was because of Ty that I kissed them girls.
It was off my own back. I chose to do it.
But, yeah, it's not nice seeing her cry. I hate that.
But in them group situations, it's like, what can you do?
When in the middle of that, you've got all the girls
just jumping on the bandwagon, trying to make things worse
like they seem to always do.
OK, so, girls, I'm not gonna lie... What the fuck?
"I feel like I've got feelings for you" for three days.
Been with Jess for two weeks, girls. I won't lie to you, that's mad.
That's a kick in the teeth.
She got dumped, and I was the last resolution.
Yeah! Sorry. Sorry, no.
Like, that's a fuck... And then, "Fuck, Jess".
I've been nothing but fucking true to him
and told him exactly what he wants to hear
and exactly how I can see it from the outside perspective.
Like, yeah, I'm pissed off. I'm not even gonna lie.
Why are they following every single think that Ty says
and tells them to do? Yeah.
ELLA:Are they followers?
It's giving sheep. KADY:It's giving sheep.
Should we start baaing at them?
THEY BAA, LAUGH
IAIN: Scott's still in a mood with Leah.
I'm not surprised.
She talked all the way through that movie, and she had her phone out,
and she was chewing really loudly.
Just rude!
I just want to chat to you because... I'm confused.
Like, how dare you, like, speak to me in front of everyone like that?
And, like, that's so rude.
Did you forget the comment you made?
"No-one wanted you."
You just decided, "Oh, no girls want to get to know you."
Do you realise what you're saying to someone?
If I say that to a girl... Scott? ..in the situation I am in...
I am single, and I go to you, "No-one wanted you."
No, Scott, the comment that I made...
If I say that? "No-one wanted you."
No, that wasn't my comment.
Stop trying to play righteous and, fucking, the angel
in this situation.
I didn't say that!
These man need to hurry up this conversation, bruv.
They'll keep going. They won't... like, they're not...
They're not friends, they won't ever be.
Just leave it, like... Yeah.
Right, Monts, just go grab her.
Just say, "Do you wanna go for a chat?"
This is done, man.
Leah... Leah... It was not my comment.
Right, I understand about the comment. Listen.
It was in the heat of the moment.
I apologise for the comment that I made,
because it shouldn't have been made.
I do understand that.
All I'm saying is that please don't ever come for me like that again,
because I feel like after everything we've been through,
all we can do is just be, like...
Let's just squash the situation,
because I feel like it's just not worth it.
Yeah, sound. Listen, we can just leave it as that.
Yeah. Cheers, guys.
Good stuff. Cool.
'I do not understand Scott in the slightest.'
Like, I just feel like he's so rude as a person,
and I'm hoping that tonight is the last conversation
I'll ever have with him, because, yeah...
I have no time for him.
Hi. Hi.
How are you doing? Hmm... yeah.
You say what you need to say, then I'll speak.
I feel like, like, hearing about the situation is one thing,
seeing the situation is a completely different thing.
I'm only, like, a really touchy-feely person
when it comes to people, like, that I like.
And I don't really know much about you,
but I've not seen you like that with anyone else.
I feel like that's the reason it upset me,
cos I'm thinking, like, "OK, are you just like this with everyone?" Yeah.
Maybe for you, it's, like, things
you wouldn't have thought to kind of tell me.
It's not a detail that I'm gonna remember for me.
Touching her hand, like...
Obviously, if I'm about to kiss her, I'm probably gonna touch her hand.
But I'm not gonna kiss her with my hands behind my back.
I don't know. That's just kind of threw me off.
And I'm not gonna lie, it did upset me a bit.
Yeah, I feel like, obviously,
the comment comparing upset me, because...
As much as you could sit there and be like,
"Oh, I feel like I have a lot in common with you,"
or "you like football," or whatever, it's not even that that I'm mad at,
because you felt like you got on with her. Like, cool.
But it's more like,
I would never want you to compare me to another person...
Yeah. ..or someone else to me.
Like, we are two different people, so I feel like that upset me
because I was thinking, like, please don't do that,
it's two different situations.
Montel has been honest in what he's told me,
but I feel like seeing it was a different thing,
and, like, it really hurt, especially as intimate as, like,
holding hands, or, like...
I don't know. I just didn't expect that.
IAIN: Sammy's joining Jess at the fire pit
to smooth things over and pour oil on troubled waters,
which guarantees one thing:
in around 30 seconds, it's gonna kick right off!
Hi. Hi.
HE SIGHS
I've blown this out of proportion, I think. Hm?
I know you're upset. I'm really sorry you're upset, like.
Obviously, I know what you're annoyed about,
that comment, but at the end of the day,
it's, like, it's a line, Jess, a bit of chat,
do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, a line, but obviously a line
that made out I've got feelings for you.
I'm really sorry. I get it.
What, you think that one line made out I've got feelings for you?
But if she hadn't have gone home,
would you still have rejected her right now?
Probably, and I would have been chatting to you,
because I never shut the door on you.
If I had such a strong connection with Mal,
why did I never shut the door on you? Well, yeah, exactly.
I have feelings for the girl, just like I would for you.
Oh, so you had feelings for her?
Well, not feelings, but you know what I'm saying, like?
Jess, hear what I'm saying, like. Tss!
Not like feelings like me and you, I mean just like I was...
But you got feelings for her for three days.
No, no, no! I felt like...
Jess, I felt, chatting to her, we had something going on.
It was, like, not the type of feeling we were commenting on.
So I was the second option, then, right now, then?
No, Jess, don't start doing this. I'm not even doing this.
I'm asking you, was I the second option
cos she's gone home and I was the safe option?
# On and on and on and on
# What I did right You did me wrong... #
Obviously not. We had this conversation.
Well, then, why have you got to know her in three days and me for a week?
Why did I never shut the door on you?
Why have you got more feel...?
Because it's a bit of chat. It's a bit of chat, Jess.
I don't care. I've been nothing but fucking loyal to you,
while you sit there and chat shit to Mal.
I said one line, and they are all over it.
You're telling someone else
that you've got feelings for them after three days
that you had for me for two fucking weeks, mate.
Yeah, cos it's a bit of chat. A bit of chat?! Bit of chat?
What, you think I'm gonna let you get away with a bit of chat, mate?
How does that make me feel?
It makes me look fucking shit and insecure.
You're not letting me talk, you're not letting me talk.
No way. Just stop it, stop it.
Stop shouting and stop interrupting me when I'm trying to explain.
Yeah, well, it makes me feel like shit.
Yeah, I get it, it makes you feel like shit, yeah,
but I'm not going in circles.
I've explained to you that I genuinely have feelings for you.
But all the girls and everyone have got in your head
and you're getting on my back about one comment that I've said to Mal.
But what you've got to understand is, yeah,
if you spoke to both of us at the same time, cool,
I would be on your side. But the fact is,
you didn't wanna get to know me when you were chatting to Mal.
Cos you was getting together with Mitch,
you was getting together with Mitch.
OK, you said you could only give one girl 100%.
So, what, you're telling me you're giving her 100%,
and if she wouldn't have gone home,
you still would have chatted to her now,
and I would have been out the picture?
It's just a bit of chat.
Yeah, well, go and do your chat, then.
Go and pull Amber. Go and do your chat, then. Go on!
I have to close up with Amber to get something?
Go, then! Cos that's what you wanna do, Sammy.
Go and do that, then.
HE SIGHS Stupid, mate.
# On and on and on and on
# What I did right You did me wrong... #
# On and on and on and on
# Undone. #
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