IAIN STIRLING: It's been hot this week in the villa.
It's too hot to be hungry.
That was too much for me. Whoo!
IAIN: While some of our Islanders have managed to keep their cool...
Oh!
WHOOPING
Come on.
IAIN: ..others have GNATS.
BUZZING
Give it a minute.
# We're burning up
# We might as well be lovers... #
IAIN: And I forecast even more unpredictable unseen action
from the villa with the best ventilation on TV.
Ta-dah!
Urgh!
SCREAMING
Bow!
That's, like, orgasmic.
No, bro.
IAIN: It's time to feel the burn.
LAUGHTER
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Wait. Scottish, Scottish...
YORKSHIRE ACCENT: Tonight on Love Island.
ALL:Five, six, seven, eight!
# Hey, hey baby
# Ooh! Ah!
# I wanna know if you'll be my girl
# Ooh! Ah!
# Hey, hey baby... #
IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We hunt around for all the unaired gems
that show another side of our couples.
LAUGHTER
Can you not interrupt my date?
IAIN: Sorry, Leah.
It's all part of the rough and "stumble" of life in the villa.
Let us take you wherever the wind blows...
I just farted. Oh, shit.
IAIN: ..and the lion roars...
SHE ROARS
..as we pick the best unseen bits of the week,
roll them into a ball and flick them straight into your living room.
I'm helping you.
There's nothing there. There is.
But even that wouldn't help, that would just make it worse.
What are you doing, bro?
You're actually just dragging the ones that are up there down.
You're welcome.
Eat it. Eat it?
Lick it. You're insane.
I stopped eating my bogies in Year 7.
Why did you ever eat them?
I was in primary school when I used to eat them.
That's disgusting, why do kids actually do that?
I stopped at 21.
IAIN: I'm still at it. What's "snot" to love?
Remember last week when the villa was hit
by a national dental floss shortage,
and Jess was forced to improvise?
Your hair's broken in my mouth.
IAIN: Well, the floss famine is still in full force,
and poor Sammy hasn't been able
to get Jess's hairball out of his teeth.
Have I got food in my teeth again? What have you been eating?
I haven't.
Is it obvious? SHE LAUGHS
You have such a wide smile, don't you? Yeah.
That's how I smile in pictures.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Is that it?
Oh, wow.
Can even I do it? Can I even do it?
SHE LAUGHS
You getting too... You getting too... non-PG.
What? What, because I went like this?
Yeah. What does that mean?
What, I rolled my eyes? Yeah.
You're looking at it in a sexual way.
Yeah, cos it looks sexual to me.
What, is it like I was... LAUGHS
IAIN: And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is what Sammy thinks is Jess's sexy face.
Here's an unseen clip of Whitney and Catherine
getting hot and sweaty
with Elom and Lochan while the boys watch.
Surely we can't show that.
"Squat" on earth is this show coming to?
Listen, it's a warm-up twerk. You got to warm up the muscles.
It's dynamic stretch.
We want to protect the glutes.
Maybe you squat-twerk. OK.
So, we're gonna bend down.
You guys have to do it too. We got that.
I want to do this one.
These shorts are not built for this.
You've got to squat, and then you're on your balls...
Yeah, I know. They're... LAUGHTER
And then you've got to pop at the same time.
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
LAUGHTER
I haven't seen Catherine and Whitney in this gym once.
I haven't seen them both so buzzing and so happy, bruv.
They're not gym girls.
Demonstrate again. Can you, like, turn around and...
LAUGHTER
OK, OK.
And now I know. See.
LAUGHTER
I feel like 30 seconds more of that...
You lot are sweating. That's not easy.
Even I'm sweating. There's a lot of quads, you know.
Twerking's hard. Twerking is hard.
It's really hard. That's the warm-up.
Now we get to the proper stuff. OK.
Kind of cute, though. It is cute.
They defo both seem so much happier, since coming back.
I'm happy for them.
Yeah, I like them four, when I see them four together.
They're always together. They are always together.
It's cute, though.
In.
Taking the view.
This is you getting personal with the PT, you understand?
Oh, so this is for you guys? Yeah.
SHE LAUGHS
Hey, look at this one.
That actually... That cricked my back, though.
Did it?
Yeah, it did. LAUGHTER
Mine too.
So, hold on to my ankles. Hold on to my ankles.
Leg raises, yeah. Yeah, I know.
Wait, guys.
Leg raises, go on. That's it.
Oh! LAUGHTER
You hit me in the balls!
Hey, Catherine, don't you want kids no more, man? What happened?
What happened, man? LAUGHTER
Team... work. Good work.
All good? Yeah, even though you're sweaty.
What you say,
couples that train together stay together?
LAUGHTER That's what I heard, bro. I dunno.
I've never trained with a girl before.
Maybe that's where we're going wrong.
That was too much for me.
That was the cool girls' workout. Yeah.
Thanks, guys. LAUGHTER
Well done, guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
That was cute. Not in the gym.
I haven't seen you in there once.
I didn't think we would ever go to the gym.
Love is sweet.
LAUGHTER
Where are the cookies at? LAUGHTER
IAIN: Sorry, but I finished the last of the cookies
watching you guys sweating it out. Very tasty, too.
The cookies, obvs.
Last week on Unseen Bits,
we launched the careers of the next global boy band sensation,
the Casanovas.
And this week, we're debuting the girls' vocal prowess.
Seriously, we have more music on this show than Spotify.
Has anyone got Molly's eyelash curlers?
Me, sorry. Ella!
I'll give them to you, sorry.
# Every time you touch me I just melt away
# Now everybody asks me Why I'm smiling out from ear to ear
# They say love hurts
# But I know
# Nothing's perfect But it's worth it... #
MUMBLES WORDLESSLY
# And finally you put me first
# Baby, it's you
# You're the one I need
# You're the only one I see
# Come on, baby, it's you
# You're the one that gives your all
# You're the only one I call
# When I need you everything stops
# Finally, you put my love on top
# Baby, cos you're The one that I love
# Baby, you're the one that I need
# You're the one I see
# Come on, baby, it's you... #
LAUGHTER
It's not a line, not a line.
LAUGHTER
That was actually a good one, otherwise.
Come on.
IAIN: Earlier this week we saw Sammy and Ty
deliver their partners a breakfast bowl...
That's unbelievable. Look at that.
IAIN: ..and also deliver this unforgettable line.
Da-da-dah! Ella, Jess,
here's your tasty breakfast from your knights in shining armour.
Would you please join us on the terrace?
ALL:Aw!
IAIN: Really should have practised before making a big entrance.
Sorry, what was that? They did?
Well, let's take a look at their romantic rehearsals.
Just sort of... Push the door. Bow!
Bow! Kicking the door, bow.
I come through it, come through it. Bow!
Here's your tasty breakfast from your knights in shining armour.
And then you steam through.
I just steam through. Then we just like...
We need to say that we're going on the terrace somehow.
Here's your tasty breakfast from your knights in shining armour.
Like... girls...
I say "Ella", not "girls". You go "Jess"...
Yeah, you pick up the second part.
Please join us on the terrace.
Something like that. Yeah.
Spray some perfume.
LAUGHTER
All right, so you can take the lead, yeah?
Let's go, bro.
I'm kind of hungry now, looking at this.
So am I, it looks nice.
IAIN: With the air inside thick with stinky spray,
they headed outside
in order to breathe, eat breakfast and reflect on a time gone by.
You two, like, when the whole Casa thing happened,
I realised, like, the bedroom didn't feel the same,
you two not being together, so... No, it didn't.
I appreciate that, Sammy.
I'm happy about that. I got my slides back as well.
LAUGHTER
I got my slides back from Ty. I'm feeling happy.
SAMMY CHEERING
LAUGHTER
It's stuck.
HE GROANS
IAIN: Apparently the boys had overheard the girls singing,
and they thought, "we can do better than that."
And so, the Love Island: Unseen Bits 2023 competition
battle of the bands commenced. Take it away, boys.
# Heartbreaks and promises, I've had more than my share
ALL:# Oh, yeah
# I'm tired of giving my love
# And getting nowhere Nowhere
# So, baby if you want me
# You got to show me love... #
IAIN: As a self-appointed Simon Cowell,
I'm putting the girls through to the judges' voiceover booth,
aka. round two.
ALL:# Trying to apologise You're so ugly when you cry
# Please just cut it out... #
Is there any heat defence?
# And don't tell me you're sorry Cos you're not
# Baby, when I know You're only sorry you got caught
# But you put on quite a show Really had me going
# Now it's time to go
# Curtain's finally closing
# That was quite a show
# Very entertaining
# But it's over now But it's over now
# Go on and take a bow
# And the award for the best liar
# Goes to you
# For making me believe That you could be faithful to me
# Let's hear your speech, oh
# How 'bout a round of applause... #
LAUGHTER
# Standing ovation. #
LAUGHTER That was banger.
IAIN: I didn't like that.
I LOVED it! Plus, the boys have given up,
which means the 2023 Love Island: Unseen Bits
battle of the bands winners are... the girls.
Here on Unseen Bits,
we are not afraid to seize all forms of artistic expression
to show or explain a story, and this week we have an exclusive.
Whitney's Love Island journey so far
through the medium of an invisible hand puppet.
I feel like your journey has been like this.
HE VOCALISES
Yeah, it was a bit like...
I was going through my peaks then. OK.
I came as a bombshell. Yeah.
You fall behind and do the journey. OK.
Talk me through it. OK, cool.
OK, this is when I was a bombshell. Yeah.
Good. Mandem was loving me. Loving the body, loving the face.
Loving the vibes. HE LAUGHS
Yeah.
Then I would friendzone them. Yeah.
Mistake number one. LAUGHTER
They'd be getting headlocked as well.
Sorry. Put your hand there.
Mistake number one, and then I went for Mehdi,
and then it was going, then it was good. Yeah.
Then he opened me up emotionally, so we're here. OK.
And then he wanted to get to know Leah.
OK.
He danced... LAUGHTER
Pretty low. Then I went in Casa!
Then I met Ne-Yo. Oh, yeah?
Then I went in Casa. Yeah.
Met you. LAUGHS
Yeah, it was like that. No, it's true.
Yeah, I met you. Yeah. Mutual.
And then I weren't feeling it. Yeah.
I was even missing Mehdi a bit. OK.
And then... Ooh!
LAUGHTER
And then, I met you again. Where are we at now, then?
We're, like, here. Yeah. OK, I feel that.
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
I enjoyed that roller-coaster ride. It was fun.
IAIN: She tells a good story, you've got to HAND it to her.
Earlier we saw the girls making a bid for pop stardom as a group.
Well, in this unseen clip,
Whitney is launching her solo career.
# Scottisha, Scottisha, Scottisha. #
IAIN: Come back after the break to find out.
IAIN STIRLING: Love Island addicts, assemble!
JESS:Kady-pops, come upstairs now.
MOLLY: Kady-pop, it's time to come up now!
Love Island: Unseen Bits is back.
We'll keep you moving with the lights on
and cutting up those crazy shapes.
I went to get a straw, got a knife out to drink my coffee with.
It's the little things in life that matter here.
It's like a semi-orgasm.
OUZY:What? TYRIQUE:What's a semi-orgasm?
Itching a mosquito bite. What?!
Have you never been itching it, like...
You're just there like, "Oh!" LEAH LAUGHS
Is that your orgasm? Yeah.
And we're not interested in labels. Well, maybe a bit.
I'm not a materialistic person, like...
I'm not that girl that has Dior shoes.
All right, OK, I've got Dior trainers, but whatever.
LAUGHTER
Our job is to be here to bring you all of our Islanders' ups and downs.
Oop! Careful, Lochan.
Before the break, Whitney had split from the girls' pop group
and gone solo performing her new single in the bathroom.
But pop pickers...
ELLA YELPS Are you OK?
I just fucking went... Yeah, you OK?
At least your singing got Ella head-banging along, Whitney.
At some time or another, we've all been bored on a date.
But Mitch and Abi were actually ON a board for this date this week.
I know which bits you enjoyed most, so here are some extra unseen ones.
I guarantee you fall off before me, that I've got great balance.
Er... SHE GIGGLES
The best balance. Let's go.
# Picture a place Where it all doesn't hurt... #
ABI GASPS Agh!
Oh, it's a bit cold! Fucking hell, man!
Right, you ready? I'm ready. Ta-da!
MITCH GRUNTS W-Whoa!
Ah! ABI LAUGHS
Waves, making waves. W-Whoa!
# What if we just fall...? # Are you up?
ABI SQUEALS
Whoa! Whoa! ABI LAUGHS
What was that thing?
LAUGHING:Whoa! Are you going?
# What if we just fall? #
Oh, my God, no! You're gonna make me fall!
Ooh-hoo-hoo! You're wobbling me so much! Agh!
ABI SQUEALS
Whoo! Argh! Whoa!
ABI SCREAMS, LAUGHS
Do you know what I feel like we look like?
You know, like, dolphin trainers? MITCH LAUGHS
Always wanted to be a dolphin trainer.
I always wanted to be a dolphin.
Yeah, me too, actually. Or a mermaid.
We can play mermaids while we're here. Oh, sure, whatever!
What do you think of the view?
I mean, this is good, but this one's better. Smooth!
Oh! ABI LAUGHS
IAIN: Aw, a little wave. How friendly.
What about these boards, then? Oi! Don't just walk off.
I'll need the deposit back!
Here is an unseen clip of the Islanders being absolute animals.
You're like a Shetland pony. Aw!
Mitch is obviously a donkey. Sound.
Aw, thanks. I like the sound of that.
MOLLY: What am I? You're a...
Dinosaur. No! You're a zebra. Ugh, do I have to be?
What's a blonde animal? T-rex. That's not blonde.
Giraffe. Molly's a giraffe. No, you're not a giraffe.
I'll be a zebra, then. You don't give me giraffe energy.
I'll have to think. I'll come back...
Do you know what you're like, actually? Like a baby elephant.
OK, yeah. You know, like the...
Have you seen them when they run around and they step on the trunk?
Yeah, OK. I'd be one of them. Yeah. What'd you be, Moll?
A baby elephant. Cute. So cute.
We need to think of something for Zach. I think Zach's a giraffe!
No, Zach's like a cheetah or a leopard.What?! No.
Something fast. LAUGHING:Mitch is a donkey!
No, Zach's a cow. Just a cow.
Something big, muscly... ZACH:Gorilla.
Gorilla! Yeah, maybe gorilla. Yeah, Zach!Silverback.
That's a good one, silverback gorilla.
Yeah, could be a gorilla. Zach, you are a gorilla!
IAIN: And with Molly displaying such amazing balancing skills,
she must be a trained sea lion.
A bucket of fish for dinner it is, then.
# Tonight, tonight You're the place I go to
# Tonight, tonight... #
We love a bit of pillow talk on the show,
but it usually involves two people
whispering sweet nothings to each other.
Not like in this unseen clip of Sammy
having a late-night chat with HIMSELF.
HE CHUCKLES
MUTTERING:Yeah, yeah. No, we can't.
# Tonight, tonight. #
He was sleep talking so much last night.
Cos I opened my eyes, and you was there laughing.
That's hilarious.
Do you not wake yourself up from sleep talking? Clearly not.
That is just mad. I don't even know.
Come, babe. Go to sleep, go to sleep.
Imagine you wake up, yeah, and I'm just, like,
stood next to your bed just staring at you, like...
Eurgh! That's well scary. I'd put a camera in the bedroom
so you could see what you was getting up to.
I wanna see. I'm actually intrigued.
Well, Sammy, with over 80 cameras in the villa,
there's a good chance we could help you with that.
SAMMY GROANS
ZACH: "I wanna keep my feelings to my chest,
"I'm scared of getting hurt"?
Yeah, that's what he said. Well, at least I know how you feel.
KADY:Literally. Feelings... Feelings are scary.
IAIN: I dreamt last night I was watching Love Island,
and everyone could hear my comments I kept saying.
Here's the next unseen b-b-b-b-bit.
Ugh! Did I just nod off?
In this unseen bit, we see the Islanders' equivalent
of the post-pub kebabs.
It's the post-firepit chat nosh, and tonight, Jess is in charge.
Let's make cheese and ham baguette. Or is she?
LEAH: Shall we, like, cut the cheese up
and wrap it up and make, like, little bruschettas?
Put it like that, we'll put it in the oven...
Hmm, I wonder how many Islanders that would take?
MITCH:What you doing, then? Just go and mind your own business!
Just back to what you was doing! We're cheffing.
If you've got, like, passata or whatever it's called,
you could make, like, a mini pizza.
No, so do this first.
Wrap it a little bit, and then we'll cut the cheese up,
and then we'll put the cheese on.
AMBER:Are you gonna put, like, any butter on it, so it toasts?
Yeah, we're gonna melt cheese on. Why is everyone being nosy?
Cos they all want a bit of the goodness.
MONTEL: What are you lot doing? Making food.
So, what are you gonna do, put cheese on it?Mm-hm.
OUZY:What are you putting on it, cheese on all of them?
Yeah. Just mind your own business right now.
Sprinkle some garlic on that. Hey, you leave. Just wait.
Take some food and leave.
Yeah, just... Guys, you're gonna have to evacuate.
LOCHAN:I want mayo on mine. Not fussy, though.
IAIN: Seems like one might be enough to nail this.
I can be your assistant. What do you need? Excuse me!
I'm literally stood here. Can I help?
Well, you didn't speak up, did you? Like, do it in...
Er, like that, and then quarter.
Just, I reckon put little squares on top.
Yeah, that's what I would suggest.
IAIN: Yes, little squares. I was gonna say that!
Move out of the way. Girls, move.
Like bees to a honeypot, the cheese draws in the Islanders.
MOLLY:Oh, my goodness! What a good idea.
Mmm. Thank you, whoever did that.
It would be quicker to thank everyone who's not involved!
IAIN AS MOVIE ANNOUNCER: Once upon a time,
in a villa in a lost land far away,
there was a new species of baby dinosaur
that emerged in white, with curlers in its hair.
MOLLY SQUAWKS
Do you want help? SHE SQUAWKS
SQUAWKING CONTINUES
I think I've got it. I just like the sound effects.
THEY BOTH SQUAWK
It's baby T-rex. I used to love dinosaurs.
Anything for them.
Let's call it Islander-saurus, or maybe it's a Molly-dactyl!
On Unseen Bits, we like to show you the mundane as well as the amusing.
So here's Whitney's evening face-washing ritual.
And it looks like Elom is interested in her routine. But...
Come back after the break to find out.
# I don't wanna talk about it
# Just want to gloss around it... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the choice of unseen action from the TVs hottest holiday home.
And the reviews are good.
They might only have one bedroom, but you can sleep anywhere.
And there's more than enough room to skip around.
Or bounce a ball.
OK, the kitchen so happens to be outside, but it's great for parties.
And the views are spectacular... normally.
Look, there's just one star out tonight. What the...? Aw.
That's that light at the top of the mountain.
IAIN: Oh, and you have to share a bathroom.
CATHERINE:Eurgh. Eurgh.
# I don't wanna talk about it... #
IAIN: The clothing is also communal, so book your stay now and enjoy
the gorgeous array of five-star unseen moments on offer.
Get it over the booty!
Cat, get down the side.
Hurgh! Squeeze in!
LAUGHTER
TY:All right, Scott?
Bro, you look like a nice margarita.
You look decent.
IAIN: Before the break, we saw Whitney washing her face
in the bathroom and it looked like Elom was interested in
what she was doing.
Well, here's... What Happened Next?
Gargh! SHE SCREAMS
What the fuck?! HE LAUGHS
What the fuck?! Elom!
IAIN: The dressing room is a girls only zone.
It's a safe space for them to really let everything out.
SQUEAKY TRUMP
Oh, my God! Whitney!
Whitney! That wasn't me.
It wasn't me. Oh, shut up.
Whitney, you need to claim.
Do you guys fart in bed? No. Babe, that's toilet business.
IAIN: Nothing you can do now, the truth is out there.
Like Whitney's fart.
There is much going on in the villa
and it's easy to forget what happened yesterday,
especially if it never actually happened. Eh, Mitch?
What were you gonna tell me earlier when you came whispering?
Oh, no, I'll have to tell you tomorrow, bro.
Sammy, I was trying to tell him...
What? Oh, right. Bro... Remember... remember last night?
When we come out... bro, there was the whole convo between, like,
me, Zach, and, obviously, where that went from.
Obviously, Zach then felt like he had to...
Do you know I'm saying? MITCH:You told me this? Nah, bro!
They just making it up, saying, "Remember this, remember this?"
And there's nothing actually to remember.
LOCHAN LAUGHS
What you talking...?
Easy, bro. You know what I'm talking about, look...
Mitch... Bro...
Back it up because he's just not getting...
Not yesterday, the other, other night,
when all the bugs and the things was happening,
we went round the corner, and I was like...
put me in the sort of place when I was just there
and I was just like...
..something needed to get said. Do you get it?
I don't remember anything but the movie night... No, remember.
Because after everything happened... What happened? Last night.
Bro, there was that...
Yeah, but it never would have happened like that
if it didn't happen. Do you know what I mean?
ZACH:Do you know what I'm sayin'?
What a fuckin' good point, bro.
It would have never happened if it happened?
It would have never happened, bro.
Oh, cos of the crying.
SAMMY:What?! While they were crying.
What?! Oh, man, this guy, bro.
Bro, think about the swimming pool, yeah? Swimming pool.
And the beanbags. I'm trying to explain.
You still don't get it? No.
Think about the swimming pool and the beanbags.
Swimming pool and a beanbag. No, the beanbags.
Yeah, the swimming pool...
The beanbags area. The area of the beanbags.
Basically, there were bugs night, there were Hideaway,
and something happened before. No, there was no Hideaway, bro.
Not the Hideaway.
Do you member how that happened by the side of the pool?
You know where the beanbags are?
The beanbag area. Where the beanbags usually are.
That's wouldn't have happened.
Not where they usually are, where they was on that day.
But they was in a different location, bro.
What do you mean? How can you not clock it, bro?
We'll have to tell you this tomorrow.
ZACH:We'll tell you tomorrow, bro.
Let's just enjoy the odds.
IAIN: I think we've just witnessed
Mitch's brain actually exploding there.
Time now for a Love Island exclusive,
and you are not going to believe it. Jess has a new squeeze.
And it's Ella... and a few others.
Come then, Mol. One minute.
Pop this spot for me, someone. Come here then.
No, I shotgunned! Fuckin' hell.
You're such weirdos. Oh, my God.
MOLLY:I wanna do it!
ELLA: You've got a few here. I know.
KADY:There's another one.
These ones...
You don't like it as well? Ew, me too.
Leave that. MOLLY: I'm not involved.
Yeah, that's coming out so easy. Agh!
Ooh, this one.
Oh, my God, they come out easy.
I think there's one more.
Ooh, that's gonna... Ah! Ha-ha! That popped out.
So satisfying. That's like orgasmic.
Is there any more? Oh, my gosh, I love popping them.
Erm... Ooh. Ooh, Jess.
Why didn't you come to me sooner?
Yeah, you need to get the whitehead ones out.
This one is tiny. Eee! That one hurt.
You need to get that one above as well.
Cos it's on your neck. OK, let me do the big one.
You don't want whiteheads, Jess.
Oh, my God. Stay still, babe. Stop running away.
Ew, let's get these ones. Stay still, babe.
Ew, you guys are such weirdos.
No, it's hurting. It came out, though.
All right, that's enough.
IAIN: If our next male bombshell has an acne condition,
Kady is going to lose it.
Not to be outdone by Whitney's bid for solo pop stardom,
Jess has launched her own album of '50s rock 'n' roll classics.
Take it away, Jess.
# A wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom
# Tutti-frutti, I'm broody Tutti-frutti, I'm broody
# Tutti-frutti, I'm broody
# A wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom
# Met a girl named Daisy... #
What happened to you?
IAIN: But what happened next?
Find out after the break.
# Every little tear Cos I'm not done yet... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# I hope my tears don't dry... #
We'll provide an oasis of exclusive clips in the heat of the desert.
It's too hot to be hungry.
Too hot to be horny.
I said hungry. Oh.
IAIN: There's a bunch of tasty TV treats you're gonna be grapeful for.
So, you've put grapes in the freezer?
Here.
What?
Put it in your mouth and it will melt.
Oh, my God, it's nice.
It is, isn't it?
The weird and wonderful world of Abi.
I love it. Yeah.
IAIN: And we reveal that breakfast gets physical.
Do you know what the best combination is
when you have an English breakfast?
A pint of Coke. Nah, nah.
A pint, you know? Not even a can of Coke.
He said it with chest as well.
# I won't regret every little tear Cos I'm not done yet. #
IAIN: Take a seat...
HE GROANS ..and mind your head.
Fuck!
JESS:# She rock me to the East She rock me to the West
# She's the gal I love the best Tutti frutti. #
IAIN: Before the break, Jess was belting out Tutti Frutti
in a bid to become the next Beyonce, but...
# Tutti frutti... #
Well, she's still going.
Jess!
THEY LAUGH
Jess!
What have you done now?
Was Tutti Frutti worth it?
JESS LAUGHS
IAIN: Here is an unseen clip of Kady
getting all dizzy and fizzy with Ouzy.
Do you know what my favourite drink is?
What? Fizzy drink?
Think, like, who I'm talking to.
Uh, let me guess, Fanta Lemon? No.
Fizzy drink?
Have a guess what my favourite fizzy drink is.
Mango Rubicon? No.
Coke? THEY LAUGH
I'm talking to you. You're...
..Scottish.
Irn-Bru? No chance. Irn-Bru.
No chance. On my life.
Kady asked me earlier what her favourite drink was...
He won't believe me,
he think I'm saying cos he's Scottish.
What drink? What drink? What drink?
She said, "Think about yourself." Is that what you said?
Yeah. To me, I'd say Tequila Sunrise.
No, like, a fizzy drink. Oh.
A fizzy drink?
I'd say... My favourite fizzy drink.
SHE GIGGLES
Obviously, it wasn't obvious, but I thought it would be.
Like, he's Scottish. So what?
The Scottish fizzy drink.
I'd say Fanta Fruit Twist.
THEY LAUGH
Is that right?
OUZY AND KADY:No!
IAIN: Come on, Sammy, it's a Scottish national drink,
and there's Hertfordshire's national drink coming out soon too.
OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE PLAYS
IAIN: Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside,
and being on an island, Mallorca has more than its fair share.
So, on my days off, I like to head out on the water in a boat.
And who did I see, sitting on the beach as I sped past?
Only Whitney and Lochan, having their first date.
THEY LAUGH
You know I'm a gent, you know I got you.
IAIN: Well, here are the bits of their date you didn't get to see.
Obviously, been on a lot of different dates.
THEY LAUGH
Date four. Date four.
Date four, hopefully, it's the best.
LOCHAN LAUGHS
You can give me the honest opinion as well.
What do you feel's been your favourite date?
Um, OK, we can go through it. Let's go through it.
Andre's date. 21. Next.
Um... THEY LAUGH
You're a very pretty lady. What's your name?
Whitney. What's your name?
Dre, of course. Andre.
My name's Andre, but feel free to call me D, Dre.
Whatever you're comfortable with. Andre.
Like, your name's Andre.
THEY LAUGH
And then who was the second one?
Was it Mehdi? Mehdi.
Mehdi's date was actually good. Yeah. The bike!
Was it the bike?
I think it's romantic, isn't it? It's giving French.
Yeah, it's giving French. OK, now we're gonna crash.
We're gonna have some wine. We're gonna crash.
We are not. Look.
Yeah, but you know what? He was cool. I won't lie.
It was a good date. Yeah, I like that.
Zach's date was real cool. Yeah?
It's going... Oh, and then you get to the top.
You know what? I feel like I've had...
These flies are killing me. I know, it's swarming us.
I'm getting attacked. Literally.
That date was cool. HE LAUGHS
Do you remember it? Why are we having this conversation?
THEY LAUGH
But your date was the best date ever.
Oh, no, thank you so much!
I wouldn't mind being on a boat. On a yacht.
That's, like, my dream boat, being on the open seas.
Yacht vibes.
IAIN: It looks like you're in luck, Whitney, a couple have just got off,
so there are two spare spots.
SHIP HORN BLARES
Come on, everyone, hurry up. The pleasure boat is leaving soon.
All aboard!
It doesn't make a clink sound, it's really annoying. Yeah.
Clink!
IAIN: Get in now if you're coming.
Always with you.
SHIP HORN BLARES
Hurry up. It leaves in one minute.
SHIP HORN BLARES
What? This is no time for slow-mo, we're on a tight schedule.
OK, guys, you've missed the boat.
If you're looking for a courtside drama, this was the place,
with Love Island mixed doubles double dumpling.
Catherine and Elom lost with a double fault...
Catherine and Elom, you've been dumped from the island.
..leaving the court wide open.
And in this Unseen Bit,
the ball boy was quick to clear things up.
What's he gonna do with that, bruv? Memories.
That plaque, I'm taking mine.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
With a game still in hand, Jess and Sammy and Kady and Ouzy
kept their rallies going.
The couple with the fewest votes is Leah and Montel.
So, it was mixed doubles couple Leah and Montel
who lost an advantage.
ALL TALK AT ONCE
Look at this.
Oh, guys! I love that.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
New balls, please!
With Ella B and Josh warmed up in the locker room,
the championship continued with a smashing next round.
I'm Jess, lovely to meet you.
I thrive off, like, being a gentleman, so, like,
if we speak about something... FLY BUZZES
Give it a minute.
What is that doing? What is that?
This whole thing's unbelievable, though. What's your ideal...
Things like this would be my ideal date.
Really? Are you... CHURCH BELL RINGS
THEY LAUGH
Scared the shit out of you.
Fuckin' hell!
Shall we get married then?
Yeah, can do, there's a church here.
Have a grape.
Go on.
IAIN: Strawberries and cream, anyone?
Not bad. A bit warm.
And next, the legend that is...
This week, we ask the Islanders
for their best celebrity impressions.
Ooh!
Ooh. Celeb impressions.
SHE SCREAMS What the fuck?
Get to the chopper!
Nah, that's terrible.
I want to get a martini in my hand and go,
the name's Bond, James Bond.
Morning, Miss Moneypenny.
My hair is frazzled, I need a blow-dry, Darren.
Boris here, this is COVID.
IN A SQUEAKY VOICE: O'hana means family,
family means no-one gets left behind.
LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT:Stephen Gerard. Score a goal. Top corner.
Boris here!
Quagmire's always there with the, "Giggity, giggity!"
That one.
You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Gino D'Acampo.
If my grandma would have had wheels, she would have been a bike.
Everyone loves Queen Charlotte. Who doesn't love Queen Charlotte?
I will stand with you through heaven and earth,
I will tell you where you are. Do you love me?
Wait, is that how it goes? Do you know what I'm talking about?
A bit of Mean Girls.
Why is your hair so big? It's full of secrets.
Do you understand the words that's coming out of my mouth?
You wanna to talk about mommas?
What is it? Like, Scooby Doo.
AS SCOOBY DOO:Shaggy!?
Let's take a look through the keyhole.
Who'd live in a house like this? Back to you in the studio.
You can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Muhammad Ali. Come on!
Rocky Balboa.
It ain't about how hard you hit,
it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forwards.
That's how winning is done!
A little bit of old Tyson Fury. I'm a fighting man, you big dosser.
IRISH ACCENT: I'd like to take this time
to apologise to absolutely nobody.
Tonight, on Love Island...
Wait.
SCOTTISH ACCENT:Scottish. Scottish. Tonight, on Love Island.
But, like, in a lower...
Tonight...
Yeah, I can't.
IAIN: Don't worry, Amber, let me do it for you.
Come back next week for some more major bonanza.
That's it for now, but there's more to come.
SCOTTISH ACCENT:Islanders, leave the villa.
IAIN: Wait, has she stolen my script?
Wait till the morning to see a new two.
Nah, cue the music.
SHE HUMS THE LOVE ISLAND THEME
Bye!
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