IAIN STIRLING: This week's been a beach.
Savage.
We are like the secret beach club you didn't know existed.
Ooh!
But once you go, you'll have the best night ever.
CHEERING
So get ready for shocks, spells and plenty of surprises.
FARTS Oh, my God. My eyes are burning.
The unseen club's doors are always open.
Hello! Hello. I'm here.
We have a soundtrack to die for...
Mm. Ooh!
SHRIEKING
Ah-choo!
..and special guest appearances.
Alakazam!
So grab a drink...
Want a cuppa?
..it's time to go wild.
E-e-e-eurgh!
And one thing's for sure...
FARTS ..it's gonna be a right laugh.
LAUGHTER
So massive. You're perfection.
This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
Rita Ora, though.
# I got that feeling again Like it's an endless summer... #
Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
This is a secret sideshow
which brings you all the unseen exclusives.
I can do everything, I can do, like...
When you move your eye, and...
# Got that feeling again... #
We're here to look at life in the topsy-turvy world of the villa
from a new angle.
I feel like Aladdin.
We shake out every last drop of our un-aired, must-watch content
from the last week in the villa.
You're like a dog. Go away.
We're sure to raise a few eyebrows along the way...
This is too much. I'm not at that level yet.
Well, get on that level.
# Endless summer... #
..to turn your world upside down...
My glasses are wonky enough as it is.
..and leave you completely clueless.
I don't get it. Do you know what this means?
Two. Words.
One. First word.
Two one drop.
Jess, do you know how to play charades?
All right, do it again. Come on.
My turn now. I'll give you a clue.
You're it right now!
It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
# I got that feeling again Like it's an endless summer... #
All the areas around the villa have their unique names.
There's the fire pit, the mini fire pit,
the day bed,
but the sofas in the kitchen never had a name... until now.
We always sit here. This is comfy. This is Jammy Dodger Corner.
Do you like Jammy Dodgers? Yeah.
So cheap, though, as well, in't they?
They're like, 50p for a pack. I don't ever buy them.
I like them, though.
What's your favourite biscuit? Ooh...
Probably Marylands, you know. I love a Hobnob with chocolate.
Ooh, the light blue pack. Mm. Unreal.
They're ridiculous.
Cor, I'm such a biscuit girl. I love biscuits and tea...
I'm a biscuit boy. Yeah, biscuits and tea in winter.
Biscuits and tea every day. Every day.
Nah, in winter.
But do you know what I love?
Erm, shortbreads. Yeah, I love shortbread.
Shortbreads dipped in... My mum...
Nah, you can't do it with shortbread.
Nah... Yes, you can.
Shortbreads dipped...
Have you ever tried it, though? Yeah. It's not right.
Unreal. Nah.
Shortbreads dipped in tea. That's a red flag.
IAIN: A red flag?
Jess, you better watch out or you'll be the next Islander
dumped from the island.
CIRCUS MUSIC
Roll up, roll up for our Islanders clowning around at circus school.
It's called a Ty Pie!
Oh, snap!
It was actually the classic Love Island challenge,
Snog, Marry, Pie.
Messy.
But what seemed like harmless slapstick for some
felt like a slap in the face for others.
If I knew that you was gonna take it and take it to heart,
then I wouldn't have done it,
because I would never wanna upset you.
Jess, I got five girls out of eight, six pies.
I don't even know... I couldn't even think who did it.
IAIN: Whoa, whoa, Mitch.
What's going on with your maths here?
So, if there's eight girls in total
minus three girls, that equals five girls.
Five times girls, divided by pi, equals six pi squared,
plus cream, divided by eight boys is greater than the power of...
Oh, my brain hurts. Let's just run the tapes!
THEY SCREAM
Ah!
I think... so bad.
I'm just thinking it should be called Snog, Marry, Mitch
because I'm just getting all the pies.
THEY SCREAM
Oh! SHE LAUGHS
I double-pied Mitch because I felt
like some of the girls hadn't pied him.
He deserved both in case he missed out on an extra pie.
LAUGHTER
Using the old "Pie-thagoras" theory,
we can conclude that Mitch received two pies squared.
At least you two see "pie to pie".
This next unseen gem should really come with subtitles
for people who don't speak the language of love.
To be honest, even if I was fluent, I'm not sure I'd understand it!
What's your...? What's your love language?
Erm... acts of service and quality time.
You have to pick two? Is that what it is?
I don't know. I'm picking two. Oh, OK. What's yours?
I feel like all of them would be for you cos, like...
Yeah, obviously...
What's the other one? It's, like, words of affiliation.
Words of... Words of affirmation. I... I feel... What?
What? What did you say it was? Words of "affilimation"?
I... No, I... Go on, say it. Words of...
Words of... I thought it was "affiliation".
Is it affiliation? What did you say? I thought it was affirmation.
Affirmation. Af-fir-mation. Affirmation.
Why is it affirmation? I don't even know what that means.
Giving compliments and stuff? Yeah, like, words, like... speaking.
Oh, to be fair, I have... I have a bit of all of them.
One of them's gifts as well. I like gifts. You like gifts?
No, but it's, like, giving gifts as well, receiving gifts.
I'm really thoughtful when it's someone's birthday.
My birthday's on the 27th of January, Kady,
but don't worry about being thoughtful about my gift.
Anything alcoholic or covered in chocolate will be just fine.
# Sunny day Sweepin' the clouds away... #
Hey, kids. Welcome to Love Island Street,
brought to you today by the colour blue,
the texture crunchy... CRUNCH
..and the letter is "C".
They are nice, though, I can't lie. That is so bitchy.
You've opened a new package of cookies, and you've left a half...
No, everyone actually ate it. I don't care. Take them away.
Well, I'm just gonna leave them here.
Whitney, no. What's it with you? Because I will eat them.
LAUGHTER
You can't say no! I actually can't say no.
Go away! Go and give them to Sammy. Put one on her. No!
Put one on her. She shoved one in my mouth the other day.
Like the Cookie Monster.
These cookies be dangerous. Dangerous?
That's the letter "D" - that was the next morning.
Aa-a-argh... you little... SHE SCREAMS IN RAGE
Do you wanna dip it? LAUGHTER
Do you wanna dip, dip, dip it, dip, dip...? Hun...
"D" is for dipping, dunking... and done.
All right, one more, and I'm done.
SHE LAUGHS
You're the worst. No, YOU are the worst!
Unseen Bits' viewers love a puzzle,
and this Mitch stitch-up clip from last week was no exception.
Bro, remember, because after...
after everything happened, like, obviously... What happened?
..like, last night, bro, it was, like...
Yeah, that's how it happened,
but it never would have happened like that if it didn't happen.
Do you know what I mean?
And the prank the boys played on Mitch last week
sent both his brain and the entire internet into meltdown.
IAIN READS:
IAIN READS IN POSH ACCENT:
IN SCOUSE ACCENT:
Last week's prank was brilliant,
but here's an unseen bit that no-one saw coming.
Why's all the boys just sat up here, then?
Hey, man.
SUPRESSED LAUGHTER
How are you?
Where is Mitch, though? Haven't seen him in a minute.
SHOES SCREECH
Hello! Hello, I'm here! SUPRESSED LAUGHTER
Oh, my God. What's happening?
Where is Mitch? Guys... it's me!
He's probably just trying to chat up girls again.
I'm here! He's a bit of a snake, that guy.
Wow! He's probably telling girls he's an upgrade.
Yeah. What? He's probably getting some fucking...
Hello?! Are you looking at me? LAUGHTER
Oh, my God. My nose just went really weird. What was that?
Someone just touched my nose. I hate this.
Ty? Ty?
Ty? We had day one. Ty? It's me, Mitch.
Zach, listen, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
LAUGHTER
I mean, bro, I just still had feelings for Molly.
LAUGHTER
And, you know, we're good friends now.
Please forgive me!
IAIN STIRLING: What's the invisible gas man doing now?
Whoa, where's my shoe gone?
My shoe's just floating around the gaff.
What's going on?
IAIN: Argh! A floating, spooky sneaker!
It's heading to the fire pit. Beware, ladies!
What is my shoe going? Oh, you got it back?
Oh, my God, what is going on? What is going...?
BOYS LAUGH What is going on?
Oh, my God, what is touching me? This is paranormal.
IAIN: Nah, mate, this is totally normal.
After all, we're Unseen Bits. Expect the unexpected -
or, at least, Islanders farting, falling over,
or just some floating shoes.
IAIN: I love films, and I'll tell you what my favourite film is -
Mission Impossible: Poolside Chats.
What was the film that we were talking about that I love?
Shawshank Redemption?
Yeah! Yeah, Shawshank's unbelievable.
Shawshank, yeah. It's so good.
What's he called? The guy from that?
In it, or...?
The guy in it, the guy... The main...
I'm not sure. The detective one.
The detective one? Wait, the detective?
Yeah, the sheriff guy, like, the policeman.
He's fit. He's so fit in that, but now he looks gross.
Wait, the policeman? Yeah.
Are you sure you're on about the right film? I am.
The Shawshank, that's about him breaking out of prison.
Oh, shit, no, I'm getting confused.
Yeah, you're on about a different film, yeah.
Have you saw Green Mile?
Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
That's when I fancied Eminem. Huh?
You talking about Eminem? Was he in that?
Shawshank's when he breaks out of prison.
No, The Green Mile is the...
You know what she just said? I said, "Have you saw Green Mile?"
She said, "Yeah, that's when I used to fancy Eminem."
LAUGHTER Oh, no.
What? Wait, what's he called on his film?
8 mile. 8 mile!
LAUGHTER
IAIN: Don't worry, Kady,
we all get confused with film titles.
I received an invite to the premiere of Barbie this week
and turned up with a 12-pack of burgers, a bag of sausages,
and a pack of firelighters. Oh, how we laughed!
IAIN STIRLING: The fire pit is an amphitheatre of emotional drama,
but it's also a place for quiet contemplation...
INSECTS BUZZING
..make that just contemplation. It's actually not very quiet at all!
BUZZING
Is that a fake cricket sound or is that real crickets?
Why would they have fake cricket sounds?
I don't know. Adds to the effect.
I'm pretty sure that it's real.
Have you seen that there's all types of insects out here?
IAIN: It's the truth. Ty is right -
we do use insect sound effects
during the re-couplings to add atmosphere.
Our specially trained orchestra
of bugs, crickets, and cicadas live in the bushes,
surviving on a highly nutritious diet of plastic plants.
We wanted to use the beetles,
but there were major copyright issues.
Their musical skills are used to supply emotion
to those extra-tense fire-pit moments,
like, for example, a re-coupling.
This first piece is called
the "Who will get the text?" sound effect.
INSECTS CHIRP
IAIN: A truly virtuoso performance from soloist Jake Bugg there.
This next chorus is called
"The serious faces at the fire pit" sound effect.
INSECTS CHIRP
IAIN: And the finale,
"Who farted? Everyone keep a straight face" sound effect.
IAIN: I'd like us all to take this moment
to thank our wonderful Love Island insect orchestra as a whole.
Great work, guys, take a bow. But, please, no encore.
At the beginning of the show, you may remember,
we saw Jess and Molly playing charades,
but we never found out the answer to Molly's clue.
So, here you are.
Little Mermaid! Yes!
MOLLY CLAPS
OK, do another one cos you're eating.
I'm here to entertain you.
MOLLY TAPS BOTTLE
Water? Yes. Second part of the first word.
JESS LAUGHS
Poo?
IAIN: So, come back after the break to find out...
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Get your style on and dive in. SPLASH
HE SNEEZES DRAMATICALLY
HE SNEEZES MORE DRAMATICALLY
Bless you (!) Bless me.
That's what I said.
Take your seat for the usual theatrics.
I cause... drama!
We get footloose and fancy-free
with all the unseen footage we can squeeze in.
I love popping a spot. What? With pus-y hands and that?
She washes her hands. Ee-e-e-ew!
Don't get jealous... EE-E-E-EW!
Before the break,
Jess was trying to get her head round the concept of charades,
and it wasn't going well.
Water? Yeah. Second part of the first word.
JESS LAUGHS
Poo?
So, did you guess the answer?
Loo? OK...
It's the second word.
Drive? Car? Steering wheel? Road?
Waterloo Road? Correct!
I think you got the hang of it at last.
You can both be on my team at Christmas.
A yoga session as the sun is setting is a wonderful way
to build strength, focus the mind, and bring harmony to the spirit.
Isn't that right, Jess?
Fucking hell, girl!
SHE SIGHS
Ella B was making me do some crazy-ass things.
THEY PANT HEAVILY
OK, just do that, then.
Just do that with your hips.
I can't... THEY LAUGH
..cos my legs ain't wide enough.
My legs can't even go past this. She's out here. I'm, like...
Just like that. Opens up your hips. Babe, I can't...
THEY LAUGH
I'm not very flexible, no.
Diagonal. Diagonal.
Mate, I don't think I'm doing it... Right, where are you...?
Yeah, no, that's right. Yeah? Yeah.
How are you feeling? Stretched out to hell.
She done a really good job, so I'm a proud mum right now.
Yoga sesh!
CAMERA CLICKS
My yoga teacher's very flexible.
I had to cancel on her last minute yesterday,
and she was totally fine about it.
Here's an unseen clip of Ella B revealing
she had a bit of a tempura on her.
Yeah, like, tempura prawns, sushi, like, tempura prawns,
like, chicken teriyaki, salmon teriyaki, rice, noodles,
I love all that kind of stuff.
What do you...? But I also really love Turkish cuisine.
Like, a chicken shish, that's so nice. Really?
Have you ever had Sheesh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to one in Barnsley.
Sheesh? Yeah. There's a Sheesh in Barnsley? Yeah.
Went, like, a couple of years ago. Not the Sheesh that I'm thinking of.
What are you thinking of? The Essex one. It's unbelievable.
What is it like? Is it not hanging... stuff?
No! Not like as in... No! S-H-E-E-S-H.
It's a restaurant called Sheesh. Oh, shit, no. No, no, no.
Sheesh!
I'm glad we cleared that one up before that chat was skewered.
The world of sport was thrown into crisis this week
after the state of Victoria
pulled out of hosting the Commonwealth Games.
Fortunately, Love Island: Unseen Bits was able
to step in last minute and save the day.
On one condition - we got to change the name.
So, welcome to... Love Island Summer Games 2023.
And in this heat,
we see competitors warming up for the Female Run, Twist, Dive.
SPLASH, LAUGHTER
With both athletes ready to go, judges, take your poolside seats
for the first official plunge...
..from Jess
OK!
In the replay, you can see that strong technique, elevated arms
and look of extreme concentration...
or is that constipation? It's hard to tell.
Next, it's Ella.
Wow! That was a good one!
That was an "Ella-va-jump"!
And that classic one-armed, one-nose hold.
So, after two impressive entries, who is the winner
of the Love Island Games 2023 World Twist, Dive, Jump?
It all comes down to judge Molly.
I love your facial expressions, Jess.
So, it looks like Jess's facial expressions
are once again showing champion qualities.
Here's an unseen clip of a group of Islanders talking about baby names,
and it's not the girls who are getting broody.
River. If I have a daughter, I want to call her River.
River? That's so weird you've just said that, bro. Why?
Because in my head... I know a little boy called River,
and he's the cutest boy I've ever met in my life.
I love the name River. That is...
I swear to God, I was sitting here thinking about the name River.
That's ridiculous. I swear on my life. What?!
And then I was going to say I couldn't call my son River
because my second name's See. So, like, River and See, like...
River See. Yeah, true.
River See? No, that's kinda gangsta. What you talking about? River See.
Or Pacific. Pacific See.
Pacific See. Yeah, lit.
I think one of the hardest names is Django. Django?
Yeah. Do you know a Django?
Nah, but the movie... Oh, right, yeah.
To think flavoured condoms is a thing... Nasty, bruv.
Extra thick, extra thin.
Extra fill. Magnum... What?
Just to show off to your boys.
"Look, I'm on the Magnum things now."
Yeah, bro, it's so dumb.
If you walked around with one in your wallet at school, you're him.
Just pull it out and show people. "Yeah!"
I feel like I just unlocked childhood memories,
talking about this.
That conversation started with baby names
and ended with disgusting contraception.
Isn't that totally the wrong way round?
Last week, we saw the Battle of the Bands,
and with the girls taking the prize, the competition rumbles on,
with the boys needing a win.
It's time for Love Island: Unseen Bits...
..trumpathon.
Yes, cue the horn section.
FART Oh, my, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God! My eyes are burning.
Those of you without smelly-vision
will be feeling pretty relieved right now.
Oh, my God!
That's even making the pillow smell bad.
It's a full-on belter. Good effort, boys.
Fuck me. I can't even smell it, mate.
HE INHALES DEEPLY
Oh! That's disgusting.
Oi, Ty, don't do that again.
HE INHALES Oh!
Ty, you'd better not fart around...
HE INHALES ..me... any more.
That stinks. That's a fucking act of treason.
Oi, Ty, that stinks. Disgusting. HE INHALES
With a high bar to beat, let's hear what the girls have got...
Yes, cue the wind instruments.
Wait. WET FART
IAIN: Oh, it's a cracker, that one!
Jess! That was not me!
That was Amber. Watch that go on Unseen Bits.
IAIN: But what about the finish? Jess, that fucking stinks!
That was not me. That is absolutely stinking.
Oh, my Christ, that is hitting me. Oh, Jess!
Happily. I need to get out of here.
Oh! Jess! It weren't me.
That's so bad!
It was them cookies. Spray it in the air as well.
With a fine nose on the girls' entry,
the boys have accepted defeat and stepped back from the competition,
meaning the 2023 Love Island: Unseen Bits
Battle of the Farts winners are the girls.
TY LAUGHS
Here's an unseen clip of Ella and her fella, Ty,
getting all touchy-feely.
Use your legs. Use your legs.
So, come back after the break to find out...
# If heaven had a phone line
# Would I be the first one You would dial? #
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Let's get straight down to business.
Oh! Ouch.
Well, damn!
As we have many melt-in-your-mouth moments...
It's like this. Just the arm movement.
Yeah.
And then move your body and your head.
And I have a strong feeling... I'm so massive!
..that you're gonna get in the groove.
Is it see-through, this skirt? You can kind of see my knickers.
We may divide opinion...
Yeah, you are Marmite. Marmite?
Whereas Lochan's like Nutella.
..but let's pucker up and enjoy the ride.
Who was lipsing bare loud yesterday? It's always clacking, innit?
Bro, people was lipsing like it's the last day on Earth.
People were lipsing like they were eating custard without a spoon.
People was lipsing like... SAMMY MIMICS LOUD KISSING
People was lipsing like the boy said lips or go home.
They're either lipsing or eating Haribos, bro.
# Yeah
# Would you call me up From the other side?
# If heaven had. #
IAIN: Before the break,
we tickled your fancy with a clip of Jess coaching Ella
in her tickle fight with Ty.
Use your legs. Use your legs.
Well, here's what happened next!
As if I fell for that one.
Argh! Get him, Jess.
Tickle him, Jess. Tickle him.
THEY LAUGH
Tickles!
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
Tickles! Tickles!
LAUGHTER CONTINUES Mitch, calm down.
Ow! Ow!
Run, Ella, run! Get him, Jess. Come.
Sammy, help us get him, and pin him down and tickle him.
Argh! You fucking...
Jess, that was fucking...
THEY GIGGLE
Fake fall. Go on. Fake fall.
Knocked out!
IAIN: I can confirm that the specialist equipment used
was all super soft, so no Islanders were harmed
in the playing of this game.
Yeah, the villa. Innit?
Oh, it's a family day out. Oh, my God, this is wild.
IAIN: Question for you.
On a surprise day out, would you prefer a trip to the beach
or a shopping spree? Or a visit to a nice restaurant?
Or a VIP exclusive from global superstar Rita Ora?
Oh, shit, it's Rita Ora!
# I have to praise you
# I have to praise you, oh, love
# I have to praise you
Like I should... #
She was a powerful aura, that Rita Ora.
# A-A-Always praising you... #
I love your boots! Babe!
The likes kept piling up.
I love you, Jess. I think you're so fucking amazing.
Aww!
And our superstar guest wasn't the only one heaping praise on Jess.
You look really beautiful today.
Aw, thank you. You actually do.
Do I? I like your outfit.
The cowboy boots.
You like the cowboy boots, don't you?
Cowgirl boots. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, like them.
You can leave them on. What, and a little hat?
Yeah. Have you got a little hat?
But elsewhere, a different type of boot was on the agenda.
I think time will tell cos right now, I don't know... That's fine.
..how we can fix this. That's fine.
And you know that feeling.
You've had a barney with your other half,
but you can't leave the club yet
and you're surrounded by your mates copping off. Zach does.
I hope you guys work it out. Let me just...
Rita Ora, though.
Rita was long gone, Ty.
Now it was Maya's turn to rock the club with some big news -
she had four plane tickets back to the UK.
Amber and Josh, your time on Love Island is over.
Then there was a decision to make.
Luckily, Rita Ora had some words of advice for Whitney and Lochan.
# Baby, don't think twice... #
Whitney and Lochan, you need to decide whether Kady and Ouzy
or Ella B and Mitch should be saved.
# And don't think twice... # Mitch and Ella.
# One second Can change your life... #
Straight off to the airport for the midnight flight.
Bye, guys.
And not having had a chance to pack a bag,
they were freezing when they landed in the UK at 2:30am
in the pouring rain.
# And don't think twice. #
Oh, savage.
IAIN: It's been baking hot in the villa for the last few weeks,
but Scott seems to be having no problem keeping it cool.
Yeah. My face doesn't sweat.
It's just my body. My face sweats.
I literally do not sweat. My face just does not sweat.
I sweat so bad. This is where I sweat loads. Is it?
Cos I'd actually rather have a more sweaty back than my face.
Yeah. No, my back does get sweaty, I think.
Yeah. You can get a little fan and clip it to your back.
And then it, like, sprays air up your back. Cold air.
I've not seen it, no. Do you just see all these accessories online?
Straight in my basket.
How do you say that with an Australian accent?
HALF-AUSSIE:Straight in my...
SOUTHERN US ACCENT: Straight in my basket.
Bar-sket. Bar-sket?
Bar-sket. Bar-sket.
I don't think they use that word. Straight in my pouch.
But they're not fucking kangaroos. SHE LAUGHS
Next time I get in a sweat, I'll know just what to do.
You're such a kanga-guru, Abi.
# Tell me
# Like I didn't know... #
Earlier this week, the love meter went off the scale...
Where are we going?
..when we saw Ty declare his love to Ella
using two manky old garden beanbags
and a bowl of cat food I'd left out for the local stray cats.
Oh, that's so cute.
Ugh, looks gross.
And while the nation swooned over Ty and Ella's big moment...
But I do love you.
..you didn't get to see the unseen bits
of Sammy and Zach helping Ty plan his romantic gesture.
Players.
Right now, why don't you walk her... to the toilet...?
What the fuck?!
Why don't you walk her to the toilet...?
"Oh, babe, babe, do you need the toilet?"
"No, I don't." "Yeah, you do."
You get strawberries.
We need you light on your toes, big brother. I'm flat out.
I need you light. Bro, I was on the A-Team for a reason.
Listen, listen...
For my boy, I'll do roly-polies and everything.
Slap this there for you. Yeah.
And then...
Yeah, boy!
Come on.
Who said lads aren't romantic?
# Love is in the air. #
Adding a tasty bit of flowers.
Give it some flair, bro. Give it some flair.
Give it some flair, give it some flair.
Brother... That's unreal.
Job done.
Love is in the air, mate. Love is in the air.
Feel like Cupid and Cupid number two.
IAIN: More like Dumber and Dumberer-er.
The other unseen bit you didn't get to see
is what happened to that plate of cat food.
Mmm. Quite nice. OK, innit?
Mm-hm. See? Made with love.
It's something.
Oh, stick to the toasties, guys.
Here's a exclusive insight into Whitney's morning beauty routine.
Shower cap, pink fluffy hair wrap, white towel... massive beetle.
No!
Argh! Argh! Amber, get it.
Get it! Argh!
I gave the bugs a holiday last week,
but now, they're all back and refreshed,
so get ready for some more...
Over to you guys.
I
Over to you guys.
I just said to him it's not a case of bringing stuff up and arguing
and going in circles.
I just said, "Let her know you need a bit of time." Yeah, 100%.
Fucking hell!
Oh, my word!
THEY SCREAM
THEY LAUGH
Oh, my!
Who let fucking... Who let that pigeon in?
Argh! These flies are so fucking annoying.
JESS:Got to be quiet.
Oh, my God, bro...
IAIN: Thanks, Sammy, for proving
you don't have to be an insect to bug someone.
Here's an unseen clip of Jess and Molly
trying to conjure something out of thin air.
What we could do is... some sort of magic trick?
THEY LAUGH
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But...
Come back after the break to find out...
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
Are you pleased to see us, Mitch? I don't care.
Charming.
We do things a little differently here...
SHE GIGGLES Brilliant.
..dance to a different beat,
jump in feet-first, and we keep it nice and cheesy.
I think I'd probably win the Islander that makes
the most amount of toasties.
100%.
So hang up your hat, pull up a beanbag
and make yourselves a hot drink
as we lift the lid on unseen treasure.
Try and do a northern accent.
You all right, love? You want a cuppa?
That's actually really good. Sam.
I'm just going to... pop out to shops.
Before the break, we saw Molly and Jess conjuring up a plan.
Well, here's what happened next!
Hi. Hi.
What's your name?
Leah and Lilly.
OK. Let's see.
SINGS:Break it down, go, sister, go, sister, go, sister, go, go, go!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
THEY LAUGH
Carry on, carry on, super sisters... Hoo, hoo, hoo!
THEY LAUGH
That's it.
THEY APPLAUD
Wow. I'll give you a yes. I enjoyed it.
THEY CHEER
IAIN: It seems like the villa's got talent.
You're through to the next round!
IAIN: And just for the record, I used to be a magician,
but I lost my magic, which is why they call me "Ian".
Now for an unseen bit of "udder" chaos
that is sure to "a-moo-se" you.
Put it on!
Moo!! What?!
Moo! Take it off.
Did you see what happened? Mate.
I swear to God... It all just went black.
No, no, no... There were a cow in here.
There was a cow in here. Everything just went black.
There was a cow in here, I swear. Weirdest thing. What's that?
Dunno. Try it on.
Moo!! Moo!! M...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... What was that?
I'm not even kidding. You all right, mate?
Wait, wait. Can I just process this?
I swear to God, last 20 seconds, no idea what just happened.
Did you see anything? I just saw a cow.
On second thoughts, maybe we're milking it
showing Mitch and Sammy as laughing stock.
So, back to The Villa's Got Talent,
and Jess and Molly have made it through to round two.
COCKNEY ACCENT: I 'ave special powers, all right?
I am going to turn my grandma into... a... frog.
Three, two, one... alakazam!
Ribbet!!
THEY LAUGH See?
FROGGY LAUGH
This frog is a very...
FROGGY LAUGH ..special frog.
This frog can also disappear, can't you, grandma?
GRUNTS
Go off, Granny.
See? Grandma.
I turn you... into... a... pig!
See?
THEY LAUGH
SNORTS
IAIN: Don't call us, we'll call you. Now off you trot-ter.
# Stay up all night just to find out What we're made of, all right...
This week, the Hideaway opened it's doors, and a couple got chosen
to go and spend the night there.
Who was it again?
Sammy and Jess! Sammy and Jess!
Jess and Sammy! Jess and Sammy!
And we got to see a lot more of Sammy than we expected.
Give me them socks.
Well, here are some of the bits you didn't get to see.
One more, one more, one more...
I'll put it in for you!
Nice. Yes! Nice.
Whos
Whose
is that? Don't know.
Damn!
Take a picture of this, please, Mitch?
THEY LAUGH
That's hilarious. Why are you wearing them shorts?
Do you want a nice, little relaxing night with me?
I'm arrested. Please... Please help me!
No, you've actually got the keys stuck. Oh, no, have I?
You all right, babe?
SHE LAUGHS
Let's get to it. Let's get to it. You've put it on wrong.
Take it off. Where's your head going through?
Sit down... I'm stuck!
Sit down. No, get off. No, wait, look.
Wait, put your arm... No, you put it...
No, all right, all right. No, it's on. Right, it's done.
It's done. Put your arms through.
No, that goes... It goes on your back, I'm telling you.
It doesn't go that way. Look, it goes round your back.
It was at this point the fire brigade had to be called,
and it took them seven hours to cut him free.
That's one form of contraception, I suppose.
And next, the phenomenon that is...
Hi.
This week, we asked the Islanders
for their favourite inspirational quotes.
I got this. This is my forte.
Erm...
I am the inspirational-quote queen.
Erm, erm, let me think. Ooh, I love quotes.
"Everything happens for a reason."
I am not saying cliche - "everything happens for a reason" -
cos I know all the girls will say that.
"Everything happens for a reason."
"Float like a butterfly..."
"Be strong like a lion."
"..sting like a bee." SHE LAUGHS
Gonna have to shout at my boy, Ty.
"Never let a hard time humble us. Just work till you hustle."
That's a good one.
Have to shout out my boy, Sammy. Check his left pec.
"One life - die with memories, not dreams."
Go do what you want.
HE LAUGHS
"One small step for man..."
One step for big man...
..one big step for Mars? SHE LAUGHS
..one step for a lickle man... giant-kind.
I don't know. That's not right, is it?
"One small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind."
I wanna go out with the people I can't... Wait, wait.
Let me try and think of this properly.
"Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one."
HE LAUGHS
"I wanna go out on nights I can't remember
"with people I can't forget."
I think... I think I've got one. I'll try and remember it.
Erm...
"It's not about how hard you can hit..."
"..but it's how hard... you can get hit."
"..and keep moving forward."
"That's how winning is done."
I think it's, "Work smarter, not harder."
"Talk ain't cheap, it's free."
A common thing my mum always tells me is,
"Get rid of the shite to see the light."
SHE LAUGHS
"Curvy girls do it better."
I see it every day in the kitchen.
You've got to "eat, sleep, crack on, and repeat".
See you later!
Come back next week for some more...
SCREAMING: ..Beach Hut Bonanza!
Before we go, let's just double-check
we haven't missed any hidden talents.
Hiya. GIRLS:Hello!
I'm pretty sure we haven't.
What's your name? My name's Cece.
GIRLS:Hey, Cece!
I've got something inside me... THEY GASP
When you're ready, Cece. Mm-hm.
GROWLING:I am the Cookie Monster... Oh!
I'm gonna eat yer... GIRLS:Ooh!
I am the Cookie Monster...
We haven't seen anything like this before.
I'm gonna eat yer... LAUGHTER
I am the Cookie Monster, I am gonna eat yer.
Ooh, two-handed! Oh!
LAUGHTER
A question, though, Cece... Yeah.
..is the Cookie Monster inside you?
She likes cookies. LAUGHTER
How many cookies does this Cookie Monster consume?
Quite a bit. Erm, me and Cookie met up with a girl called Jess.
LAUGHTER
..and ever since I met Jess... It's been inside of you?
Yeah. Wow.
It's a yes from me. Well done. It's a yes from me.
But it's a no from me. Ce-ce you next time! Bye!
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