IAIN STIRLING: We've had eight weeks of grafting...
Why does it like me? Roar!
..cracking on...
We are weird. We are weird. Yes!
..sounding off...
FARTS
..and getting it on.
# Free yourself
# If it feels so good Then don't you, baby, don't you... #
SCREAMING
The final is just days away.
Soon, the whole show will be unseen, but for now, it's just us.
# Baby, don't you... #
Stop. Stop!
# Free yourself... #
So, strap in for a climactic hour of explosive unaired action.
Ah! SCREAMS
Expect fond farewells...
Argh, get off me!
..fun... Wow!
..and frolics.
Who's a good girl? KISSING SOUNDS
For the last time this series...
Ooh! Cheers!
SCREAMS
..this is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
This might be a bit of a daft question... Here we go.
# I don't know why I love you like I do... #
IAIN: Welcome to the final Love Island: Unseen Bits
before the final.
Sadly, all good things come to an end,
even cheese, and that stuff lasts for ages.
After eight weeks, our Islanders are still busting fresh moves.
These guys have no best-before date...
Bum, bum...
What was that?! LAUGHS
"Bum, bum..."
..but something does smell a bit off.
Who farted? Me.
Ew! LAUGHTER
"Me." Ew, and the wind just came and done that.
Nevertheless, we're bringing you this week's best unseen bits
straight from our Islanders' lips.
LIPS TRILL
As we watch their ups... and downs,
we're still full of surprises.
Roar! Oh, my days!
Pfft!
So, hang around for one last hour of Love Island: Unseen Bits 2023.
# Love me like you do. #
As it's the final Unseen Bits,
I'm gonna let Ty tell you a little villa secret.
She was telling me a secret, how to break out of here.
Tell me, then. Tell me. Couldn't.
Please. Under a secret tunnel.
Sometimes, I go home at night, come back.
LAUGHTER
What's it like in the real world? Nice? Unreal, bro.
Who's the President? Obama.
Again? Yeah.
Wow. Brilliant.
They have flying cars, bro. Is there actually?
Mm. Amazing.
I bet skinny jeans are back in fashion. They are.
You're in luck, Scott. LAUGHTER
Who's the Prime Minister? Fredo.
Nice. I could see that coming. Cool.
So much has changed.
IAIN: Fredo as Prime Minister? Now, that's an idea.
Couldn't be any worse.
Hiya. Hi.
You thought you'd seen all the villa talent on last week's Unseen Bits.
Well done. It's a yes from me.
TEXT ALERT Ooh.
But oh, no, that was just a dress rehearsal for the real thing.
"It's showtime to slay!"
This week was the iconic Love Island talent show.
We saw Molly put her own spin on proceedings.
As did Lochan.
And Zach.
But this year, it was really giving...
Whit, tell 'em what it's giving.
There was also high art, wonder, dance...
more dance...
really bad stand-up.
Not me! Trying to help you out, bro.
And a rowdy singalong to close the show.
ALL SINGING
# I'm not afraid...#
With such a top tier production,
surely it's not all thrown together at the last minute, right?
TEXT ALERT Oh.
"It's showtime to slay!"
Take a look at these unseen bits.
Well, this
Well, this is
Well, this is when
Well, this is when the
Well, this is when the world
finds
finds out
finds out I'm
talentless.
Ready for my moves? Yes.
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Got a couple of things I want to get off my chest.
I feel like we need to actually have a...
Sit down. We need to plan it properly.
One, two, three, four. Yeah, that's how we make a dance routine.
Yeah, not just a freestyle. No, I know.
# Hey, ladies When your man wanna get buck wild
# Just go back And hit 'em up style... #
I don't have a clue. What am I doing?
The only other thing I can do is a handstand, but...
It's hit or miss. Do one now.
Oh, my God, he can do a handstand. That's actually hard.
That's pretty good.
And then you fall into the fire pit. Famous.
Oh, I'm literally buzzing for the talent show!
I can't wait for everyone to see my moves.
Ah.
Ah, ah, ah.
SHE LAUGHS
Do you know what, I like to think of myself
as a man of many talents, you know.
My talent would be, like, horse riding,
so if you could bring me a horse, I could do a clear round, but...
But this just doesn't look... This looks so sloppy.
No, it d... When it's good, it's good. Yeah.
You need, like, not complicated moves, you need it just sharp.
WHITNEY LAUGHS I can't wait for this.
Yeah, girls, you're gonna kill it.
How do we go from... So, what's this?
I would go... On each other's back. And be like...
You lot just make it real cute and fresh.
But not hands on knees. Girls, this is a joke.
IAIN: That's not a joke, this is a joke.
What kind of dance should you do in a kitchen?
A tap dance! Just don't fall in the sink.
WHISPERS:Go.
Oi, oi!
Earlier this week, we saw the family visits.
I love you very much.
And it was an emotional day that left everyone lost for words.
Well, almost everyone.
Aight, cool.
RAPS:This beat is cute
Earlier, I saw Martyn root He liked me, I like him, too
It's fine That guy Scott and his mum and sis
Zach's taking pics With Molly's mum and dad
Molly left on her dad's back
Lochan, his mum was wearing red She is so cute
Fanning herself, it's mad Listen, who are you?
Now, Zach, he was under attack
When Molly's dad pulled him for a big fat chat!
ALL CHEERING
IAIN: And today, on Love Island: Unseen Bits,
a dramatic re-coupling twist.
With a call to gather around the fire pit...
I'm gonna stand here.
..it was time to make a difficult decision.
So, erm... I haven't got much choice...
I've heard far worse fire pit speeches.
..but, er, because the time we've spent in the villa
has been really good... and she makes nice toast.
Thank goodness Janet pulled it all back with her toast.
I thought this couple was in a jam.
So, I'd like to couple up with Janet, please.
Oh, cute. After years of family life together,
that's a result for David and Janet,
taking this season's fire pit moments up a level.
That was sweet.
Stop. Stop!
IAIN: Due to the intense heatwave this year,
our Islanders have been issued with protective clothing,
including lifeguard outfits...
reflective bikinis, and space goggles.
Ella, you look like an astronaut.
I am an astronaut. Are you?
Yeah. You work for NASA?
Part-time. Oh, I didn't realise, sorry.
Just on weekends. Get me a job.
I always wanted to be an astronaut.
Have you ever thought about this, yeah?
How do you become an astronaut?
Do you just email NASA?
Like, about space, don't you? Yeah.
No. No.
No, fuck that, I would not go to space for eight months, bro.
I'd love to go to space, but I wouldn't want to go for that long.
No, I'd get claustrophobic, Darren.
How long does it take to get to the moon?
Two months, innit?
Two months? No.
Two weeks?
I reckon two days.
They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus,
but I'd say this conversation is coming out of Ura...
I can't say that.
AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: All summer, I have been observing
the unique wildlife ecosystem of Mallorca.
I have been lucky enough to get a rare glimpse
into the dating rituals.
Here is a Mallorcan villa-tit calling for a mate.
And amongst plastic bushes, a gaggle of females congregate,
while the males lie poised, ready to pounce.
A young male has been separated from the pack.
A female desperately calls for her mates.
Zach!
MOLLY CUCKOOS
Oh!
But her cries attract the wrong male.
Is Zach coming?
No? What? It's not my fault.
SHE GROANS
Tell him to stop. Stop.
SHE GASPS He's there.
The female of the species attaches themselves firmly to the mate.
How are you doing, beautiful?
With the mating season almost over, we can observe the couples
attaching themselves firmly to mates and locking on.
KISSING Mm, stretching.
And before leaving the safety of the den
and migrating to a colder climate,
elaborate grooming rituals take place...
.
Oh, my sweet...
It's all right. SHE LAUGHS
Can I get that nose hair while I'm here?
Ooh! Yes!
Let me just look if it's gone properly.
Yeah!
SHE LAUGHS
This female will gather enough hair in one day
to build a nest in the Yorkshire countryside on her return.
As the couples ready themselves for life outside the villa.
Word of advice - when one of your mates thinks it's a good idea
to do stand-up comedy, don't encourage him.
No, Lochan. No, don't do it!
Right, go round and do impressions. Start with...
Go round and do impressions.
AS ZACH:So, lads, my POA tonight is obviously just chill with Moll.
See how the drama unfolds. LAUGHTER
And yeah, every day gets better with this girl.
Starting to get some real feelings.
But I'm chilling.
LAUGHTER
Do Ty, do Ty. I'll try and do Ty.
AS TY:Yeah, like...
Me and Ella, it's going a good place now.
I'm talking really fast now, me and Ella...
MUMBLES QUICKLY
Yo. Fair.
AS SAMMY:The girls are being... INDISTINCT
I'll be real, lads...
That's how you start every conversation.
"I mean, I'll be real."
That's it, he claps as well. Yeah, I do.
"I'll be real." I do do that.
And it's the arm there. "I'll be real."
CLAPS No, I don't do that, bro.
I do that. "I'll be real."
I don't ever sit like that, bro.
Sometimes double action.
What can I say about ours either?
The weather's not good. "I'll be real."
LAUGHTER
IAIN, AS SAMMY: They were really terrible impressions.
Luke Kempner, you can sleep safe in your bed tonight.
Here's an unseen clip of the Islanders hanging out in the garden.
Come back after the break to find out.
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
which will be very unseen after today.
It's the last show of the series.
Hair-raising news, I know. SHE SCOFFS
We're waltzing through the Islanders' final week.
Ah... bluh... yoo.
This is how we roll.
COUGH Someone smells.
It ain't my feet.
And anything goes round here.
Ahhh!
GROWLY THROATY RASPS
THEY CHOKE, LAUGH
Everyone's doing this! GROWLING CONTINUES
IAIN: Before the break,
we saw an unseen bit of the Islanders hanging around the garden.
I'll come boxing with you, though.
Well, here's...
Scott's doing... Oh, my God.
LAUGHTER
Did you just push him in? Zach...
Did you fall?
LAUGHTER CONTINUES What's he just done?
He's lost a Croc!
IAIN: Careful, everyone, there's a croc in the swimming pool!
Does that sound more like a comment off I'm A Celeb than Love Island?
This next unseen clip answers the age-old question,
"why did the chicken cross the road?"
Turns out it was trying to avoid
having to listen to this brain- scribbling banter.
this brain-scribbling banter.
Trust me, I'm not "eggs"-aggerating.
So every single morning, your chickens lay eggs.
You've got chickens?
I used to have... I used to have chickens.
This might be a bit of a daft question.
Here we go. Here we go.
How do you know it's not an actual baby in a chicken?
I was saying this earlier. I don't.
You shake it. Shake it!
How do you actually know that, though?
Does anyone actually know?
Babe, you're the one with the chickens.
Don't you have to like, sit on them, don't you?
What, you sit on them?
Molly sits on the chicken eggs!
Surely it's like once a year, no?
No, I YouTubed it one time.
You hold it up to the sun and it makes the eggshell transparent.
Yeah. But, what, what, what?
And then after that, you shake it next to your ear.
What, you're meant to check every single egg
to see if there's a little chicken in it?
Well, it won't be if you get them from the supermarket.
No, I'm talking about my chickens. Oh. I don't know...
What are the chickens' names? Uh, Leah and Lois.
What's your chickens' names, Molly?
Cockaletta. What? Cockaletta.
Cock a letter?
Mm. It was Chickaletta from Paw Patrol, but then she died.
If I had chickens, I'd be so dark with my names.
I'd call them like seasonings or something.
That's what my best mate does.
Cos it's Salt & Pepper, Sweet & Sour... er, Fried.
Yeah, like I'd just name them after food.
IAIN: Fried and Sweet & Sour?
No self-respecting chicken is going to stick around
for a name like that.
With the Women's World Cup headlines dominating the world of sport
this week, it was time for Love Island: Unseen Bits
to provide some alternative entertainment,
with more from the Love Island Summer Games 2023 pool events.
Wow!
And in this heat, we saw competitors warming up for the underwater swim.
Entries this year are from Abi,
who may have an advantage in the gene pool.
Yeah, her sister's like Olympic swimmer or something.
Doesn't mean she is.
Yeah, but, d'you know what I mean, they obviously got the good genes.
IAIN: But will good genes be enough to take on Scott the jock?
Jock as in sporty, not a Scot. I'm the Scot, not... Scott.
With both athletes ready to go and spectators taking poolside seats,
they're under starters' orders.
Three... two, one, go!
Oh, and Aquatic Abi is swimming into the lead.
Wow, Abi's fast!
She's like a stingray gliding through the water.
I hate breathing underwater, do you?
No-one can breathe underwater.
Know when you like, breathe out, don't you? When hitting the water.
What?
When you go underwater, when you're swimming,
you breathe out, you don't hold your breath.
Yeah, what, all the bubbles?
IAIN: And it looks like the underwater bubble-blowing vector
is Abi.
Abi, you're such a good swimmer!
Leaving Scott very much in her wake,
Abi is Unseen Bits' 2023 Underwater Summer Games Champion.
IAIN: And
IAIN: And it
IAIN: And it looks
IAIN: And it looks like
the
the underwater
the underwater bubble-blowing
As it's the last week, our Islanders are finally relaxing
and reflecting on the fact there are no more bombshells
or major shocks left to throw them off their game.
There's no-one else coming in now. Yeah.
There's, it is literally, we can just focus on us,
do you know what I mean? There's no other distractions.
And it's not like... I wouldn't put it as "us", in like...
Oh, my God, Oh, my God. Oh, my sweet Jesus. Oh, my fuck.
IAIN: You took the words right out of my mouth, Ty.
It's...
And before they all buzz off,
the bugs want to say goodbye to the girls.
Lovin' hip-hop. Yeah. It's literally...
SCREAMS
It's fuckin'...
Ew, they're just dirty!
Yeah, they're literally just ugly and big. Get off my brushes!
Ew.
ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES WHIR
Get off my hand! Get off my... aaargh!
LAUGHS Off!
Fuck... o...! SCREAMS
These flies have been on us.
Like even the thought of it now, I can taste the thought, I... Yeah.
BUZZING
Fuck off.
I definitely think there's aliens about, you know.
IAIN: Oh, Abi, that's not an alien, that's just a fly.
What?
BUZZING
IAIN, AS FLY: Very kind of you to say so.
And, of course, there is no such thing as aliens.
Eh, what's happening? Oh, no! I'm being abducted!
Help! Where are you taking me?
Please, not Venus, they have fly traps there!
IAIN: Poolside, the boys are playing a game of odds-on.
Go on, then.
Three, two, one...
Eight. Six. Ohh!!
You've gotta do it, then.
IAIN: It's odds-on I have no idea what this game is.
Three, two, one... THEY CALL OUT DIFFERENT NUMBERS
Ohhh! Are you for Mitch's toe?
Three, two, one... Two. Yes! It's the fucking best!
LAUGHTER Quick!
Ewww!
SCREAMS
LAUGHTER
Eurgh! That was a weird feeling, bro.
IAIN: Haven't you tasted "toe"-fu?
It's like sucking other people's toes, only with noodles.
Let's be honest, these guys have been chatting to each other
for two months straight now
and they're running out of stuff to talk about.
Would you rather - that's the first one, though -
would you rather have sex with a dolphin
and no-one know about it,
or not have sex with a dolphin, but everyone think you did.
IAIN: If I were a dolphin, I'd be flipping out about this.
Maybe we should make a podcast.
Meanwhile, the boys are still
trying to work out how many numbers make 10.
Three, two, one... TOGETHER: Four.
Oh, my God!
I didn't mess about, I knew it! I read it, I read it!
He has to flop up like a fish.
You're only just down and up, bro.
Mitch, d'you wanna try some of Lochan's carbonara?
Haven't had it yet, thank you.
Mm! Zach?
That's real.
Sammy? Sammy's making sure...
Lochan, bro.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Abi?
Yeah, go on, I'll have another piece.
He's on seven. 13 more. Fucking hell.
IAIN: Well done, Scott.
Throw the lad a fish, or maybe some carbonara.
Jess, I actually need a bikini.
IAIN: Here's an unseen clip of Ella, Molly and Abi
heading to the dressing room to choose what to wear for the day.
But...
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the ultimate clash of cultures...
LAUGHTER
..and cartilage.
Sounded painful.
We're the TV equivalent of a big, cosy cuddle.
Come here, you!
# It goes like this... #
As well as cuddles, we also believe that manners maketh the Mitch...
Good evening, sir.
..silliness maketh the Sammy...
Ah! JESS SCREAMS
LAUGHTER
Ah-ha-ha!
..and Jess maketh a jester. WHITNEY CHUCKLES
Oh, my God!
You need help.
CAMERA CLICKING
But we will have you smiling to the end.
Everyone's got nice teeth here.
Your teeth proper suit you, Ty. I like 'em.
Cheers, mate. They're his own as well.
Are they actually yours? Amazing. LOCHAN LAUGHS
WHITNEY: Amazing!
# In my happy place
# My life is bliss
# Cos you don't exist. #
IAIN: Earlier, we saw Molly, Abi and Ella head to the dressing room,
but...
WHITNEY:Where are my headbands?
WHITNEY SCREAMS
ABI:Oh, my God. Jess!
SCREAMING CONTINUES
What's happened? ELLA B: What?
Has she farted?
Literally, I was going through Jess's bikinis,
and I see the fattest beetle come out.
No! Ah!
Is it big?
What? That is just disgusting!
THEY LAUGH, ELLA B SCREAMS
Agh! What, that's come out of a bikini?!
I swear! Ew! Ew!
Oh, it's moving. That's been in your knickers!
You know they fly as well? That's been in your pants!
IAIN: Poor Jess, ants in your pants is one thing,
but beetles in your bikini is quite another.
Remember that unseen bit many moons ago of Scott pogo-ing in the pool?
Well, he's still at it.
Look.
This is your mans. I know.
LAUGHTER
Oh, no! ABI LAUGHS
Is this when she knew he was the one?
Wow.
MITCH: Jess?
He needs more head... like, body movement. It's just head.
THEY LAUGH
IAIN: Let's just leave him to it, shall we?
CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
This week, we saw an award ceremony of epic proportions,
when the Grafties hit the villa.
Wow!
ABI:'I find it attractive when a guy grafts me.'
You know I fancy you. We get on. WHITNEY GASPS
APPLAUSE MOLLY:Well done, Ella.
And now the even more hungrily anticipated ceremony,
welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits' own award,
I give you... the Dafties.
And with no further delay, we begin with
the WTF, no-idea-what-they're- actually-talking-about award.
HARP CHIMES And our first nominee is Jess.
Leah, what's the name of the bike with, like, two people on?
The what? The name of the bike with two people on.
They have them in... LAUGHTER
The double bike? That's what I said. It's a double bike.
It's not! LAUGHTER CONTINUES
What's it called? Oh, that's gonna have me now.
Next up, it's Sammy.
And the winner is...
sleep-talking Sammy, for his unintelligible night chats.
Next, we have the Bad Mad Moves award.
And first up, it's the girls.
ALL:# Bad bitch Uh-uh
# It's giving bad bitch... Mm-mm, uh-uh
# Uh-uh Ah-ah. #
Next up, the boys.
I'm stiff! I'm... Man, I'm stiff. I need to loosen up!
Oh! Zach's gonna twerk again.
And finally, it's a double-header from Jess and Molly.
Break it down!
With Jess and Molly stealing the prize.
And finally, the ultimate Unseen Bits award for the fartiest.
In this category, for the boys, it's Mitch...
FARTING
Oh, my God, bruv, you trump.
..and Ty.
FARTING Oh, Ty, bro!
THEY LAUGH
And for the girls, it's Jess... FARTING
Jess! The aircon is wafting it my way!
..and Whitney. HIGH-PITCHED FART
CATHERINE:Oh, my God, Whitney! SHE LAUGHS
With another cheeky bonus entry from Jess.
Wait... FARTING
THEY LAUGH
It's a champion cracker,
and Jess takes the award for phenomenal farts.
Whoo!
Here is an unseen bit
of the boys sharing an intimate moment together in bed. Aw!
Molly snores, you know.
Is it? Yeah, bro. It's bare cute.
How does she snore?
Like... it's just, like, one... ZACH SNORES
And then she won't do it again for... for hours.
Oh, good. You're just at the phase
where anything she does is adorable to you.
No, it's just cute. It's just, like...
You said, "It's just cute..."
If I said, "Molly snoring, she's bare cute." What?
It's just a cute snore, like, it's just, like, the most unexpected...
ZACH SNORES
Oi, you're me, I'm Ella. Just nudge me a bit.
She does this.
HIGH-PITCHED WHINING, LAUGHTER
SAMMY:Dead. WHINING CONTINUES
She'll just do that, and I'm like, "What!?"
Mitch, it sounds more like you've got to adjust the pressure
on the gas valve.
MUSIC: 'Let the Games Begin' by BEGINNERS and Night Panda
Oh! What is that, bruv?
Nothing can spike fear in an Islander
more than an unexpected visit from a Love Island legend.
They could appear in the villa at any time.
# Let the games begin... #
Like a puma, the Jama always brings drama.
Yes, it's our fiendish feline friend...
Meowa Jama.
'TOP CAT' THEME PLAYS
And Meowa's arrival means only one thing...
TEXT ALERT ..a cat-astrophic dumping.
The public has been voting for the most compatible couple.
Let's just pause for dramatic effect here.
# Top Cat... #
So, the couple we've decided to dump from the island is...
The claws were out.
..Scott and Abi.
# He's the most tiptop, Top Cat. #
And no "purrfect" ending for Scott and Abi.
It was a job well done from Meowa,
and after coughing up a hairball on the day bad
and using one of the beanbags as a litter tray,
it was time to leave the villa.
Oi, leave that mouse alone!
For the remaining Islanders, it was time to reflect.
We're happy. I'm happy.
Me too.
Zach and Molly were "feline" they had a "stroke" of good luck.
# Hello, kitty, hello, kitty. #
But there was no sourpusses in the villa,
as Ty brought the positive mental cat... titude.
Shout out all the couples that's still here!
Five left! LAUGHTER
WHITNEY:Big five.
We don't know how long we've got left!
But we're all outside!
LOCHAN:Cheers! Good luck, everyone! Cheers, man!
LAUGHTER
Cheers to still being here with all you lovely, lovely people!
Let's cheers to a toastie!
No. WHITNEY:Fuck off!
No toasties.
Ask me nicely! THEY LAUGH
When cat jokes are awful, get "meow" out there!
Here's an unseen bit of the boys on the daybeds.
LOCHAN:Now hold it... for 30 seconds.
SAMMY:Ah! Ah. TY:Hold it down.
Oh, bro! You're digging in, man. MITCH:Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, he has to.
But...
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the final part
of the final Love Island: Unseen Bits of the year.
I'm a big fan of the show. So glad you like it.
Enjoy the rest of your night. Thank you, sir.
And if there's anything you'd like, please, let me know.
As we still have a foaming feast of unseen action to serve up.
You're fucking licking me.
It's the final week, but things are still sizzling.Ah!
And we still have some roaring good unedited clips left to share.
THEY ROAR
Before the break,
we saw the boys doing something to Sammy on the daybed.
Now, hold it for 30 seconds. Argh! Argh!
Hold it down. Hold it down. Bro, you're digging it in, man.
It has to. It has to.
That's gonna look so funny. Don't say anything either.
Just wait, don't say anything till she notices.
Well, here's...
You've gotta keep it on all day, though. No, no.
Of course you have. Argh! Argh!
THEY CHUCKLE Let me see. Let's see.
It's all stuck to my skin, bro.
That's burning, bruv. Yeah, good.
When you're eating your toasties, she'll probably clock.
TY WHEEZES It feels horrible, mate.
IAIN: Here's another unseen clip,
and you might need to grab the tissues for this one.
How are you two feeling? You seem like you're both really happy.
Yeah. I'm very happy. Oh? Sneeze?
Pineapples. Pineapples.
Is that actually true? You've gotta think of them or say it?
You say pineapples.
What, you say it? Or you think about one? You say it.
You know a sneeze is like an orgasm? That's like 1/30th or something.
When I sneeze, my whole body goes... Hup!
Yeah, it's clench. Snap! I want you to sneeze.
It sounds great (!) Eurgh!
Imagine that is true, though. One sec.
Have you got hay fever? No.
IAIN: Shame, it would mean a very orgasmic summer if you did.
This week saw the remaining five couples go on their epic dates.
# I, I believe... #
I mean, it is a shame we didn't bring our speedos.
Them pink ones you've got. Have to just skinny dip, I guess.
# You, just like me... #
Can you get down on one knee? No, I'm joking.
We are weird.We are weird. Do you know what? Yeah.
We actually are. You've just gotta accept that.
But it's good. Weird is attractive. Weird is good.
# But always get Where we need to go... #
Let's say we're on a yacht, I fall into the ocean.
Someone will come and save you. And I will be there to direct them.
"He was there. Go get him." THEY CHUCKLE
"He was somewhere there." You're savage!
# For every moment What we had and what will be... #
Shit. You get me nervous. What kind of life is this?
Don't be nervous, babe. I love you. I don't get nervous.Boyfriend.
SHE CHUCKLES My girl. You buzzing?
I'm not even gonna lie, I've already been talking about you,
calling you my man, so... THEY CHUCKLE
# They say the best days Are yet to come
# But I know that ain't true... #
I'm so hungry. I do want some mango, though, some just gonna have to...
Bear with me. Do you want some mango?
Are you sure? That's some good mango.
I'll let you finish eating.
This is literally what I wanted for my 16th birthday party
when I said, "Pink and pool party."
Now we're here. And I didn't get it, and now I have.
CHUCKLES
# I'm still my best with you. #
IAIN: Well, here are some unseen bits
of how the girls prepare for the dates.
Er, look... Look...
What? What? What? My bow.
No! Eurgh!
Why is it so slow? Why is it not moving?
Got a friend. They're so weird.
His name's Fifi. Fifi the fly.
SHE SHRIEKS Fuck off, Fifi. Fifi, fuck off!
Argh! Get off me. Fifi.
IAIN AS FIFI: Hey, girls, can I come on an epic date with one of you?
I could be your wing girl!
Fifi. Fifi!
Fifi's gone in Molly's wardrobe. What are you on about?
Fifi the fly. What, is she in there? Yeah.
Tell her to get out, then. Fifi, get out.
Oh, come on, please. Ella, Whitney!
Ugh! Fifi, get off me. She's actually in your hair.
Is it still in there? Get Fifi out, please.
CHUCKLES
Fifi, you're being annoying. Get out, Fifi!
THEY CHUCKLE
Meet Fifi.
Come on, "swat's" the problem here?
Fifi on Spiky Sue. Fifi on Spike.
Fifi's on Spiky Sue!
Jess, what about you? SHE SHRIEKS
Fifi's on...
Fifi's on one. SHRIEKS
Come on, girls, please let me come.
Will you take Fifi on your final date, please?
Where's she gone? I'm off to find my own epic date.
Is Fifi going with you? Fifi's on... having a piggyback.
Fifi wants to go with you, Ella. Fifi can stay Fifi's ass here.
I'll get on one of these dates, you mark my words.
BUZZING
Hi, Lochan, it's me, Fifi. Ugh! Why does it like me?
You're just my type of flypaper. Ain't you far away from home?
OK, Whitney, I'll go home to the villa.
Have fun. Bye, my love.
IAIN: And now, it's the final finale of...
And this week, I asked them to do Islander impressions.
Ooh, my favourite time of the week.
I'll give it my best shot.
See Sammy's my best one. AS SAMMY:I'll be real!
AS SAMMY:I'll be weal!
AS SAMMY: Jess, you're looking tasty.
SHE CHUCKLES
AS WHITNEY:It's giving... EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER
AS WHITNEY:Too shy. Too shy! LAUGHS
AS WHITNEY:It's just giving, everything's giving, like,
I'm a bad bitch!
LAUGHS
Ty just likes to talk really fast, and clap his hands a lot.
AS TY:And, like, if you just lips everyone here,
then you're gonna get so much more clarity.
AS TY:You know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying.
AS TY:But I miss the game.
SCOTTISH ACCENT:Scottish.
SCOTTISH ACCENT: No, I don't trust her. No!
I need to use the hot comb, don't rush me.
No, I can't do a Scottish accent.
"Hi, my name's Jess. Me and Sammy are boyfriend and girlfriend,
"we're getting along really well."
AS JESS:Sammy! Sammy!
"All right there. My name's Messy Mitch,
"and I want go t'swimming pool."
YORKSHIRE ACCENT:All right, lads, let's play in the pool.
AS ELLA B:I'm getting to know Mitch at the moment.
He's a bit messy, but he is a good laugh.
AS ELLA B:Me and Mitch, yeah, like, we got a strong connection, yeah.
I'm terrible at these, man. Oh, don't.
AS ZACH:I'm just here... chillin'.
AS ZACH:Like, just chillin'.
I'm not really good with my words and stuff, and my emotions.
AS ZACH:Yeah, chillin', broski. How are you still?
SHE LAUGHS
AS MOLLY:I would like to be coupled with this boy
because honestly, I just see him working.
AS MOLLY:I would like to couple up with this boy
because he's just so wonderful in every way.
"My name's Lochan and I'm a nice guy."
AS LOCHAN:I'm a Frisbee champion and I will make you a toastie.
AS LOCHAN:Excuse me, guys, would anybody like a toastie?
AS LOCHAN:Yeah, so, who wants a cheese toastie tonight, please?
Yeah, that sounded actually quite good.
No, that was awful.
IAIN: Well, that's it for this series of Beach Hut Bonanza!
With just two days until the final,
we thought we'd take a misty-eyed nostalgia trip
and look back at an incredible series.
Woo!
AS IAIN:Tonight, in Love Island... LAUGHTER
So expect ridiculously dramatic slow-mo...
and footage of Islanders you didn't even know you'd forgotten about.
I just don't like fancy dress or, like, a toast.
Er... Er!
It's the "not quite end of series
"unseen bits you've already seen" montage.
It's all right.
Isn't the thing on your nipple called an aioli? What?
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
Right, get out the way, gas engineer coming through.
LAUGHTER
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
Pah! Pah! Pah!
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
Oh, sh...
This is... What?!
# A bittersweet goodbye tonight... #
You know dogs can, like, see you upside down?
Maybe it's dolphins.
# Alive tonight It's a bittersweet goodbye... #
Oh, wait, I'm going the wrong way.
I can't even do that.
It's giving fleeky. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Why did I find the bread in the fridge?
Who puts bread in the fridge? I don't.
Who puts bread in the fridge? That's crazy, bruv.
Ladybird. It's pooed.
Do you know there's eight wonders? Eight? What's the eighth?
Have I any bogeys? No.
You know what I found out? Ice cream has beaver piss in it.
IMITATES MEHDI Yes.
You've got some little dinosaur next to you. Oh, my God.
SCREAMING
Bitch! Ow!
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
Ta-da!
There's nothing there. There is.
That's, like, orgasmic.
Jess!
# Can we keep this high alive Tonight? #
Zach, bruv, get off the floor.
Bro, look, everyone's got wide legs! Look how narrow my legs are!
LAUGHTER
Meow! Meow!
# Those moments spent with you
# Till the sky is turning blue
# I'll see you on the other side
# We'll say a bittersweet goodbye Tonight. #
Do you want to go to sleep now? LAUGHS
Or shall we play a game?
IAIN: Finally, here's a touching unseen bit of Jess
returning from her date and being reunited with her new pet.
Fifi should have come with you and holded you in the car.
Where is she? She's literally here.
Is she? Here.
Fi? Oh, she's there.
Where? Here.
Fifi!
LAUGHING:As if we can stroke a fly.
Are you stroking Fifi? I'm stroking...
Fifi's pooed on me! Is she pooing?
Fifi shat on Jess! Hold still, hold still!
Fifi pooed on me!
LAUGHTER Fifi pooed on me!
Ew!
Why are you even playing... It's our pet fly.
Right, let me put her to bed. Fuck off.
Put her in the doghouse. I'm taking her downstairs.
Just take her... Yeah, take her with you.
Cos she's annoying.
IAIN: No flies were harmed in the making of that unseen bit,
unlike our chances of a BAFTA.
But hey, give me shitting flies any day.
So, that's us signing off for another series.
Enjoy the final. See you next series for some more unseen bits. Bye!
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