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IAIN STIRLING:
We've had eight weeks of grafting...
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Why does it like me?
Roar!
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..cracking on...
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We are weird.
We are weird. Yes!
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..sounding off...
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FARTS
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..and getting it on.
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# Free yourself
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# If it feels so good
Then don't you, baby, don't you... #
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SCREAMING
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The final is just days away.
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Soon, the whole show will be unseen,
but for now, it's just us.
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# Baby, don't you... #
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Stop. Stop!
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# Free yourself... #
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So, strap in for a climactic hour
of explosive unaired action.
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Ah!
SCREAMS
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Expect fond farewells...
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Argh, get off me!
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..fun...
Wow!
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..and frolics.
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Who's a good girl?
KISSING SOUNDS
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For the last time this series...
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Ooh!
Cheers!
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SCREAMS
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..this is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
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This might be a bit
of a daft question... Here we go.
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# I don't know why
I love you like I do... #
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IAIN: Welcome to the final
Love Island: Unseen Bits
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{\an8}before the final.
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Sadly,
all good things come to an end,
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even cheese,
and that stuff lasts for ages.
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After eight weeks, our Islanders
are still busting fresh moves.
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These guys have no
best-before date...
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Bum, bum...
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What was that?!
LAUGHS
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"Bum, bum..."
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..but something
does smell a bit off.
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Who farted?
Me.
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Ew!
LAUGHTER
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"Me." Ew, and the wind
just came and done that.
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Nevertheless, we're bringing you
this week's best unseen bits
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straight from our Islanders' lips.
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LIPS TRILL
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As we watch their ups... and downs,
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we're still full of surprises.
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Roar!
Oh, my days!
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Pfft!
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So, hang around for one last hour
of Love Island: Unseen Bits 2023.
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# Love me like you do. #
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As it's the final Unseen Bits,
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I'm gonna let Ty tell you
a little villa secret.
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She was telling me a secret,
how to break out of here.
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Tell me, then. Tell me.
Couldn't.
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Please.
Under a secret tunnel.
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Sometimes, I go home at night,
come back.
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LAUGHTER
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What's it like in the real world?
Nice? Unreal, bro.
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Who's the President?
Obama.
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Again?
Yeah.
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Wow. Brilliant.
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They have flying cars, bro.
Is there actually?
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Mm.
Amazing.
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I bet skinny jeans
are back in fashion. They are.
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You're in luck, Scott.
LAUGHTER
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Who's the Prime Minister?
Fredo.
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Nice. I could see that coming. Cool.
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So much has changed.
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IAIN: Fredo as Prime Minister?
Now, that's an idea.
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Couldn't be any worse.
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Hiya.
Hi.
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You thought you'd seen all the villa
talent on last week's Unseen Bits.
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Well done. It's a yes from me.
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TEXT ALERT
Ooh.
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But oh, no, that was just a dress
rehearsal for the real thing.
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"It's showtime to slay!"
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This week was the iconic
Love Island talent show.
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We saw Molly put her own spin
on proceedings.
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As did Lochan.
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And Zach.
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But this year,
it was really giving...
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Whit, tell 'em what it's giving.
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There was also high art,
wonder, dance...
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more dance...
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really bad stand-up.
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Not me!
Trying to help you out, bro.
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And a rowdy singalong
to close the show.
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ALL SINGING
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# I'm not afraid...#
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With such a top tier production,
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surely it's not all thrown together
at the last minute, right?
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TEXT ALERT
Oh.
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"It's showtime to slay!"
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Take a look at these unseen bits.
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Well, this
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Well, this is
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Well, this is when
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Well, this is when the
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Well, this is when the world
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Well, this is when the world
finds
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finds out
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finds out I'm
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finds out I'm
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talentless.
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Ready for my moves?
Yes.
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I've been waiting for this
for a long time.
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Got a couple of things
I want to get off my chest.
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I feel like we need
to actually have a...
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Sit down.
We need to plan it properly.
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One, two, three, four. Yeah,
that's how we make a dance routine.
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Yeah, not just a freestyle.
No, I know.
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# Hey, ladies
When your man wanna get buck wild
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# Just go back
And hit 'em up style... #
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I don't have a clue.
What am I doing?
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The only other thing I can do
is a handstand, but...
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It's hit or miss.
Do one now.
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Oh, my God, he can do a handstand.
That's actually hard.
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That's pretty good.
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And then you fall into the fire pit.
Famous.
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Oh, I'm literally buzzing
for the talent show!
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I can't wait for everyone
to see my moves.
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Ah.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Do you know what,
I like to think of myself
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as a man of many talents, you know.
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My talent would be,
like, horse riding,
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so if you could bring me a horse,
I could do a clear round, but...
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But this just doesn't look...
This looks so sloppy.
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No, it d...
When it's good, it's good. Yeah.
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You need, like, not complicated
moves, you need it just sharp.
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WHITNEY LAUGHS
I can't wait for this.
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Yeah, girls, you're gonna kill it.
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How do we go from...
So, what's this?
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I would go... On each other's back.
And be like...
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You lot just make it real cute
and fresh.
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But not hands on knees.
Girls, this is a joke.
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IAIN: That's not a joke,
this is a joke.
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What kind of dance
should you do in a kitchen?
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A tap dance!
Just don't fall in the sink.
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WHISPERS:Go.
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Oi, oi!
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Earlier this week,
we saw the family visits.
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I love you very much.
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And it was an emotional day
that left everyone lost for words.
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Well, almost everyone.
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Aight, cool.
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RAPS:This beat is cute
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Earlier, I saw Martyn root
He liked me, I like him, too
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It's fine
That guy Scott and his mum and sis
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Zach's taking pics
With Molly's mum and dad
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Molly left on her dad's back
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Lochan, his mum was wearing red
She is so cute
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Fanning herself, it's mad
Listen, who are you?
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Now, Zach, he was under attack
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When Molly's dad pulled him
for a big fat chat!
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ALL CHEERING
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IAIN: And today,
on Love Island: Unseen Bits,
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a dramatic re-coupling twist.
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With a call to gather
around the fire pit...
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I'm gonna stand here.
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..it was time to make
a difficult decision.
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So, erm...
I haven't got much choice...
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I've heard far worse
fire pit speeches.
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..but, er, because the time
we've spent in the villa
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has been really good...
and she makes nice toast.
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Thank goodness Janet
pulled it all back with her toast.
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I thought this couple was in a jam.
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So, I'd like to couple up
with Janet, please.
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Oh, cute.
After years of family life together,
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that's a result for David and Janet,
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taking this season's
fire pit moments up a level.
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That was sweet.
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Stop. Stop!
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IAIN: Due to the intense heatwave
this year,
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our Islanders have been issued
with protective clothing,
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including lifeguard outfits...
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reflective bikinis,
and space goggles.
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Ella, you look like an astronaut.
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I am an astronaut.
Are you?
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Yeah.
You work for NASA?
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Part-time.
Oh, I didn't realise, sorry.
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Just on weekends.
Get me a job.
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I always wanted to be an astronaut.
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Have you ever thought about this,
yeah?
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How do you become an astronaut?
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Do you just email NASA?
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Like, about space, don't you?
Yeah.
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No.
No.
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No, fuck that, I would not
go to space for eight months, bro.
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I'd love to go to space, but
I wouldn't want to go for that long.
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No, I'd get claustrophobic, Darren.
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How long does it take
to get to the moon?
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Two months, innit?
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Two months? No.
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Two weeks?
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I reckon two days.
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They say men are from Mars
and women are from Venus,
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but I'd say this conversation
is coming out of Ura...
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I can't say that.
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AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH:
All summer, I have been observing
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the unique wildlife ecosystem
of Mallorca.
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I have been lucky enough
to get a rare glimpse
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into the dating rituals.
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Here is a Mallorcan villa-tit
calling for a mate.
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And amongst plastic bushes,
a gaggle of females congregate,
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while the males lie poised,
ready to pounce.
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A young male has been separated
from the pack.
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A female desperately calls
for her mates.
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Zach!
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MOLLY CUCKOOS
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Oh!
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But her cries
attract the wrong male.
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Is Zach coming?
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No? What?
It's not my fault.
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SHE GROANS
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Tell him to stop.
Stop.
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SHE GASPS
He's there.
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The female of the species attaches
themselves firmly to the mate.
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How are you doing, beautiful?
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With the mating season almost over,
we can observe the couples
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attaching themselves firmly to mates
and locking on.
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KISSING
Mm, stretching.
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And before leaving
the safety of the den
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and migrating to a colder climate,
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elaborate grooming rituals
take place...
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.
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Oh, my sweet...
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It's all right.
SHE LAUGHS
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Can I get that nose hair
while I'm here?
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Ooh!
Yes!
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Let me just look
if it's gone properly.
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Yeah!
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SHE LAUGHS
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This female will gather
enough hair in one day
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to build a nest in the Yorkshire
countryside on her return.
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As the couples ready themselves
for life outside the villa.
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Word of advice - when one of
your mates thinks it's a good idea
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to do stand-up comedy,
don't encourage him.
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No, Lochan. No, don't do it!
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Right, go round and do impressions.
Start with...
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Go round and do impressions.
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AS ZACH:So, lads, my POA tonight
is obviously just chill with Moll.
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See how the drama unfolds.
LAUGHTER
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And yeah, every day
gets better with this girl.
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Starting to get some real feelings.
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But I'm chilling.
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LAUGHTER
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Do Ty, do Ty.
I'll try and do Ty.
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AS TY:Yeah, like...
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Me and Ella,
it's going a good place now.
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I'm talking really fast now,
me and Ella...
253
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MUMBLES QUICKLY
254
00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:41,914
Yo.
Fair.
255
00:12:41,954 --> 00:12:46,354
AS SAMMY:The girls are being...
INDISTINCT
256
00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:47,634
I'll be real, lads...
257
00:12:47,674 --> 00:12:49,074
That's how you start
every conversation.
258
00:12:49,114 --> 00:12:51,194
"I mean, I'll be real."
259
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:52,714
That's it, he claps as well.
Yeah, I do.
260
00:12:52,754 --> 00:12:54,074
"I'll be real."
I do do that.
261
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,074
And it's the arm there.
"I'll be real."
262
00:12:56,114 --> 00:12:59,394
CLAPS
No, I don't do that, bro.
263
00:12:59,434 --> 00:13:00,914
I do that.
"I'll be real."
264
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,594
I don't ever sit like that, bro.
265
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:07,594
Sometimes double action.
266
00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:08,954
What can I say about ours either?
267
00:13:08,994 --> 00:13:10,314
The weather's not good.
"I'll be real."
268
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,114
"I'll be real."
269
00:13:13,154 --> 00:13:16,914
LAUGHTER
270
00:13:16,954 --> 00:13:19,434
IAIN, AS SAMMY: They were really
terrible impressions.
271
00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:22,794
Luke Kempner, you can sleep safe
in your bed tonight.
272
00:13:28,634 --> 00:13:32,474
Here's an unseen clip of the
Islanders hanging out in the garden.
273
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{\an8}Come back after the break
to find out.
274
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,674
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island:
Unseen Bits,
275
00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:55,354
which will be very unseen
after today.
276
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It's the last show of the series.
277
00:13:58,074 --> 00:14:00,914
Hair-raising news, I know.
SHE SCOFFS
278
00:14:00,954 --> 00:14:03,034
We're waltzing through
the Islanders' final week.
279
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:05,834
Ah... bluh... yoo.
280
00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:07,594
This is how we roll.
281
00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:08,754
COUGH
Someone smells.
282
00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:11,274
It ain't my feet.
283
00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:13,034
And anything goes round here.
284
00:14:13,074 --> 00:14:14,074
Ahhh!
285
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,954
GROWLY THROATY RASPS
286
00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:19,714
THEY CHOKE,
LAUGH
287
00:14:19,754 --> 00:14:26,834
Everyone's doing this!
GROWLING CONTINUES
288
00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:27,874
IAIN: Before the break,
289
00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:30,154
we saw an unseen bit of the
Islanders hanging around the garden.
290
00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:31,394
I'll come boxing with you, though.
291
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,954
Well, here's...
292
00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:34,234
Scott's doing...
Oh, my God.
293
00:14:38,074 --> 00:14:39,194
Oh, my God.
294
00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,634
LAUGHTER
295
00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:42,914
Did you just push him in?
Zach...
296
00:14:42,954 --> 00:14:44,754
Did you fall?
297
00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:48,594
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
What's he just done?
298
00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,834
He's lost a Croc!
299
00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:55,074
IAIN: Careful, everyone,
there's a croc in the swimming pool!
300
00:14:55,114 --> 00:14:58,514
Does that sound more like a comment
off I'm A Celeb than Love Island?
301
00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:06,314
This next unseen clip
answers the age-old question,
302
00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:11,194
"why did the chicken
cross the road?"
303
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:12,314
Turns out it was trying to avoid
304
00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:13,954
having to listen to
this brain- scribbling banter.
305
00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,674
this brain-scribbling banter.
306
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,074
Trust me, I'm not "eggs"-aggerating.
307
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:18,954
So every single morning,
your chickens lay eggs.
308
00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:20,714
You've got chickens?
309
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,114
I used to have...
I used to have chickens.
310
00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:24,434
This might be a bit of
a daft question.
311
00:15:24,474 --> 00:15:27,114
Here we go.
Here we go.
312
00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:29,154
How do you know it's not
an actual baby in a chicken?
313
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,674
I was saying this earlier.
I don't.
314
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,994
You shake it.
Shake it!
315
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:34,754
How do you actually know that,
though?
316
00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:36,394
Does anyone actually know?
317
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:39,274
Babe, you're the one
with the chickens.
318
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,634
Don't you have to like,
sit on them, don't you?
319
00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:43,754
What, you sit on them?
320
00:15:43,794 --> 00:15:45,794
Molly sits on the chicken eggs!
321
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,714
Surely it's like once a year, no?
322
00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:50,514
No, I YouTubed it one time.
323
00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:54,154
You hold it up to the sun and it
makes the eggshell transparent.
324
00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,434
Yeah.
But, what, what, what?
325
00:15:55,474 --> 00:15:57,394
And then after that,
you shake it next to your ear.
326
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,874
What, you're meant to check
every single egg
327
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,514
to see if there's a little chicken
in it?
328
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,314
Well, it won't be if you
get them from the supermarket.
329
00:16:02,354 --> 00:16:04,554
No, I'm talking about my chickens.
Oh. I don't know...
330
00:16:04,594 --> 00:16:07,274
What are the chickens' names?
Uh, Leah and Lois.
331
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,554
What's your chickens' names, Molly?
332
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,674
Cockaletta.
What? Cockaletta.
333
00:16:10,714 --> 00:16:12,554
Cock a letter?
334
00:16:12,594 --> 00:16:14,834
Mm. It was Chickaletta
from Paw Patrol, but then she died.
335
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,514
If I had chickens,
I'd be so dark with my names.
336
00:16:18,554 --> 00:16:20,474
I'd call them
like seasonings or something.
337
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,594
That's what my best mate does.
338
00:16:22,634 --> 00:16:26,274
Cos it's Salt & Pepper,
Sweet & Sour... er, Fried.
339
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:28,994
Yeah, like I'd just name them
after food.
340
00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:30,074
IAIN: Fried and Sweet & Sour?
341
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,754
No self-respecting chicken
is going to stick around
342
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,234
for a name like that.
343
00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:44,994
With the Women's World Cup headlines
dominating the world of sport
344
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,554
this week, it was time
for Love Island: Unseen Bits
345
00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:49,394
to provide some alternative
entertainment,
346
00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:56,754
with more from the Love Island
Summer Games 2023 pool events.
347
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:58,314
Wow!
348
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:03,114
And in this heat, we saw competitors
warming up for the underwater swim.
349
00:17:03,154 --> 00:17:04,194
Entries this year are from Abi,
350
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:08,394
who may have an advantage
in the gene pool.
351
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:10,194
Yeah, her sister's like Olympic
swimmer or something.
352
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:11,714
Doesn't mean she is.
353
00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:15,394
Yeah, but, d'you know what I mean,
they obviously got the good genes.
354
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,314
IAIN: But will good genes be enough
to take on Scott the jock?
355
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:25,114
Jock as in sporty, not a Scot.
I'm the Scot, not... Scott.
356
00:17:25,154 --> 00:17:27,994
With both athletes ready to go and
spectators taking poolside seats,
357
00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:30,834
they're under starters' orders.
358
00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:34,874
Three...
two, one, go!
359
00:17:34,914 --> 00:17:37,674
Oh, and Aquatic Abi is swimming
into the lead.
360
00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:40,394
Wow, Abi's fast!
361
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,874
She's like a stingray gliding
through the water.
362
00:17:42,914 --> 00:17:44,754
I hate breathing underwater, do you?
363
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,194
No-one can breathe underwater.
364
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,954
Know when you like, breathe out,
don't you? When hitting the water.
365
00:17:48,994 --> 00:17:51,554
What?
366
00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:53,154
When you go underwater,
when you're swimming,
367
00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:55,114
you breathe out,
you don't hold your breath.
368
00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:56,434
Yeah, what, all the bubbles?
369
00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:58,474
IAIN: And it looks like
the underwater bubble-blowing vector
370
00:17:58,514 --> 00:18:00,674
is Abi.
371
00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:05,314
Abi, you're such a good swimmer!
372
00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:06,714
Leaving Scott very much in her wake,
373
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:10,394
Abi is Unseen Bits' 2023 Underwater
Summer Games Champion.
374
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:10,714
IAIN: And
375
00:18:10,754 --> 00:18:10,834
IAIN: And it
376
00:18:10,874 --> 00:18:10,954
IAIN: And it looks
377
00:18:10,994 --> 00:18:11,074
IAIN: And it looks like
378
00:18:11,114 --> 00:18:11,354
IAIN: And it looks like
the
379
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:11,634
the underwater
380
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,514
the underwater bubble-blowing
381
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,834
As it's the last week,
our Islanders are finally relaxing
382
00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:21,634
and reflecting on the fact
there are no more bombshells
383
00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:25,514
or major shocks left to throw them
off their game.
384
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,114
There's no-one else
coming in now. Yeah.
385
00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,994
There's, it is literally,
we can just focus on us,
386
00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:32,394
do you know what I mean?
There's no other distractions.
387
00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:36,554
And it's not like... I wouldn't put
it as "us", in like...
388
00:18:36,594 --> 00:18:44,634
Oh, my God, Oh, my God.
Oh, my sweet Jesus. Oh, my fuck.
389
00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:46,594
IAIN: You took the words right
out of my mouth, Ty.
390
00:18:46,634 --> 00:18:51,754
It's...
391
00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:53,514
And before they all buzz off,
392
00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:56,234
the bugs want to say goodbye
to the girls.
393
00:18:56,274 --> 00:18:58,194
Lovin' hip-hop.
Yeah. It's literally...
394
00:18:58,234 --> 00:18:59,634
SCREAMS
395
00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:00,994
It's fuckin'...
396
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,074
Ew, they're just dirty!
397
00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:07,354
Yeah, they're literally just ugly
and big. Get off my brushes!
398
00:19:07,394 --> 00:19:10,154
Ew.
399
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:18,754
ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES WHIR
400
00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,634
Get off my hand!
Get off my... aaargh!
401
00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:28,474
LAUGHS
Off!
402
00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:31,474
Fuck... o...!
SCREAMS
403
00:19:31,514 --> 00:19:34,794
These flies have been on us.
404
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,754
Like even the thought of it now,
I can taste the thought, I... Yeah.
405
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:40,834
BUZZING
406
00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:41,914
Fuck off.
407
00:19:41,954 --> 00:19:43,914
I definitely think
there's aliens about, you know.
408
00:19:43,954 --> 00:19:45,754
IAIN: Oh, Abi, that's not an alien,
that's just a fly.
409
00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:46,954
What?
410
00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:49,554
BUZZING
411
00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:50,794
IAIN, AS FLY: Very kind of you
to say so.
412
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,114
And, of course, there is no such
thing as aliens.
413
00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:56,754
Eh, what's happening?
Oh, no! I'm being abducted!
414
00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:59,354
Help!
Where are you taking me?
415
00:19:59,394 --> 00:20:03,874
Please, not Venus,
they have fly traps there!
416
00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,114
IAIN: Poolside, the boys are playing
a game of odds-on.
417
00:20:12,154 --> 00:20:13,114
Go on, then.
418
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:15,554
Three, two, one...
419
00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:17,594
Eight.
Six. Ohh!!
420
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,674
You've gotta do it, then.
421
00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,434
IAIN: It's odds-on I have no idea
what this game is.
422
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:22,154
Three, two, one...
THEY CALL OUT DIFFERENT NUMBERS
423
00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:24,234
Ohhh!
Are you for Mitch's toe?
424
00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:31,234
Three, two, one...
Two. Yes! It's the fucking best!
425
00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:37,834
LAUGHTER
Quick!
426
00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:40,634
Ewww!
427
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:41,634
SCREAMS
428
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,634
LAUGHTER
429
00:20:43,674 --> 00:20:47,834
Eurgh!
That was a weird feeling, bro.
430
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,874
IAIN: Haven't you tasted "toe"-fu?
431
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:53,394
It's like sucking other people's
toes, only with noodles.
432
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:55,354
Let's be honest, these guys
have been chatting to each other
433
00:20:55,394 --> 00:20:56,434
for two months straight now
434
00:20:56,474 --> 00:20:59,834
and they're running out of stuff
to talk about.
435
00:20:59,874 --> 00:21:02,034
Would you rather -
that's the first one, though -
436
00:21:02,074 --> 00:21:03,434
would you rather
have sex with a dolphin
437
00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:05,434
and no-one know about it,
438
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:11,754
or not have sex with a dolphin,
but everyone think you did.
439
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:18,474
IAIN: If I were a dolphin,
I'd be flipping out about this.
440
00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:20,914
Maybe we should make a podcast.
441
00:21:20,954 --> 00:21:21,994
Meanwhile, the boys are still
442
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,554
trying to work out how many numbers
make 10.
443
00:21:23,594 --> 00:21:26,794
Three, two, one...
TOGETHER: Four.
444
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,474
Oh, my God!
445
00:21:28,514 --> 00:21:32,474
I didn't mess about, I knew it!
I read it, I read it!
446
00:21:32,514 --> 00:21:34,314
He has to flop up like a fish.
447
00:21:34,354 --> 00:21:39,994
You're only just down and up, bro.
448
00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,994
Mitch, d'you wanna try
some of Lochan's carbonara?
449
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,994
Haven't had it yet, thank you.
450
00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:48,994
Mm!
Zach?
451
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:50,994
That's real.
452
00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:52,514
Sammy?
Sammy's making sure...
453
00:21:52,554 --> 00:21:55,954
Lochan, bro.
454
00:21:55,994 --> 00:22:01,274
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Abi?
455
00:22:01,314 --> 00:22:03,634
Yeah, go on,
I'll have another piece.
456
00:22:03,674 --> 00:22:07,634
He's on seven.
13 more. Fucking hell.
457
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:08,674
IAIN: Well done, Scott.
458
00:22:08,714 --> 00:22:12,354
Throw the lad a fish,
or maybe some carbonara.
459
00:22:19,474 --> 00:22:22,034
Jess, I actually need a bikini.
460
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,034
IAIN: Here's an unseen clip
of Ella, Molly and Abi
461
00:22:24,074 --> 00:22:26,074
heading to the dressing room
to choose what to wear for the day.
462
00:22:26,114 --> 00:22:33,354
But...
463
00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:22,749
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
464
00:45:22,789 --> 00:45:23,989
the ultimate clash of cultures...
465
00:45:24,029 --> 00:45:25,029
LAUGHTER
466
00:45:25,069 --> 00:45:25,989
..and cartilage.
467
00:45:26,029 --> 00:45:28,629
Sounded painful.
468
00:45:28,669 --> 00:45:32,269
We're the TV equivalent
of a big, cosy cuddle.
469
00:45:32,309 --> 00:45:33,269
Come here, you!
470
00:45:33,309 --> 00:45:34,349
# It goes like this... #
471
00:45:34,389 --> 00:45:38,149
As well as cuddles, we also believe
that manners maketh the Mitch...
472
00:45:38,189 --> 00:45:41,909
Good evening, sir.
473
00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:46,989
..silliness maketh the Sammy...
474
00:45:47,029 --> 00:45:48,669
Ah!
JESS SCREAMS
475
00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:50,389
LAUGHTER
476
00:45:50,429 --> 00:45:54,389
Ah-ha-ha!
477
00:45:54,429 --> 00:45:57,269
..and Jess maketh a jester.
WHITNEY CHUCKLES
478
00:45:57,309 --> 00:45:59,229
Oh, my God!
479
00:45:59,269 --> 00:46:02,389
You need help.
480
00:46:04,349 --> 00:46:05,429
CAMERA CLICKING
481
00:46:05,469 --> 00:46:09,429
But we will have you smiling
to the end.
482
00:46:09,469 --> 00:46:11,189
Everyone's got nice teeth here.
483
00:46:11,229 --> 00:46:12,629
Your teeth proper suit you, Ty.
I like 'em.
484
00:46:12,669 --> 00:46:15,389
Cheers, mate.
They're his own as well.
485
00:46:15,429 --> 00:46:17,389
Are they actually yours? Amazing.
LOCHAN LAUGHS
486
00:46:17,429 --> 00:46:19,469
WHITNEY: Amazing!
487
00:46:19,509 --> 00:46:21,869
# In my happy place
488
00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:23,629
# My life is bliss
489
00:46:23,669 --> 00:46:29,309
# Cos you don't exist. #
490
00:46:29,349 --> 00:46:31,829
IAIN: Earlier, we saw Molly, Abi
and Ella head to the dressing room,
491
00:46:31,869 --> 00:46:34,869
but...
492
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,069
WHITNEY:Where are my headbands?
493
00:46:40,109 --> 00:46:41,149
WHITNEY SCREAMS
494
00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:43,109
ABI:Oh, my God.
Jess!
495
00:46:43,149 --> 00:46:46,309
SCREAMING CONTINUES
496
00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:47,789
What's happened?
ELLA B: What?
497
00:46:47,829 --> 00:46:48,789
Has she farted?
498
00:46:48,829 --> 00:46:50,429
Literally, I was
going through Jess's bikinis,
499
00:46:50,469 --> 00:46:51,669
and I see the fattest beetle
come out.
500
00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:54,349
No!
Ah!
501
00:46:54,389 --> 00:46:56,629
Is it big?
502
00:46:56,669 --> 00:47:00,869
What?
That is just disgusting!
503
00:47:00,909 --> 00:47:02,749
THEY LAUGH,
ELLA B SCREAMS
504
00:47:02,789 --> 00:47:04,029
Agh!
What, that's come out of a bikini?!
505
00:47:04,069 --> 00:47:06,989
I swear! Ew! Ew!
506
00:47:07,029 --> 00:47:10,709
Oh, it's moving.
That's been in your knickers!
507
00:47:10,749 --> 00:47:13,829
You know they fly as well?
That's been in your pants!
508
00:47:13,869 --> 00:47:16,269
IAIN: Poor Jess,
ants in your pants is one thing,
509
00:47:16,309 --> 00:47:21,229
but beetles in your bikini
is quite another.
510
00:47:25,989 --> 00:47:29,949
Remember that unseen bit many moons
ago of Scott pogo-ing in the pool?
511
00:47:29,989 --> 00:47:31,589
Well, he's still at it.
512
00:47:31,629 --> 00:47:35,629
Look.
513
00:47:35,669 --> 00:47:36,869
This is your mans.
I know.
514
00:47:36,909 --> 00:47:38,109
LAUGHTER
515
00:47:38,149 --> 00:47:41,829
Oh, no!
ABI LAUGHS
516
00:47:41,869 --> 00:47:43,109
Is this when she knew
he was the one?
517
00:47:43,149 --> 00:47:45,869
Wow.
518
00:47:45,909 --> 00:47:48,189
MITCH: Jess?
519
00:47:48,229 --> 00:47:50,109
He needs more head...
like, body movement. It's just head.
520
00:47:50,149 --> 00:47:52,389
THEY LAUGH
521
00:47:52,429 --> 00:47:54,949
IAIN: Let's just leave him to it,
shall we?
522
00:47:59,909 --> 00:48:03,989
CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
523
00:48:04,029 --> 00:48:05,829
This week, we saw an award ceremony
of epic proportions,
524
00:48:05,869 --> 00:48:08,589
when the Grafties hit the villa.
525
00:48:08,629 --> 00:48:09,669
Wow!
526
00:48:09,709 --> 00:48:12,909
ABI:'I find it attractive
when a guy grafts me.'
527
00:48:12,949 --> 00:48:15,829
You know I fancy you. We get on.
WHITNEY GASPS
528
00:48:15,869 --> 00:48:18,989
APPLAUSE
MOLLY:Well done, Ella.
529
00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:21,189
And now the even more
hungrily anticipated ceremony,
530
00:48:21,229 --> 00:48:24,309
welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits'
own award,
531
00:48:24,349 --> 00:48:29,389
I give you... the Dafties.
532
00:48:35,189 --> 00:48:36,709
And with no further delay,
we begin with
533
00:48:36,749 --> 00:48:41,949
the WTF, no-idea-what-they're-
actually-talking-about award.
534
00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:44,949
HARP CHIMES
And our first nominee is Jess.
535
00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,869
Leah, what's the name of the bike
with, like, two people on?
536
00:48:47,909 --> 00:48:50,629
The what? The name of the bike
with two people on.
537
00:48:50,669 --> 00:48:52,829
They have them in...
LAUGHTER
538
00:48:52,869 --> 00:48:55,469
The double bike? That's what I said.
It's a double bike.
539
00:48:55,509 --> 00:48:57,909
It's not!
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
540
00:48:57,949 --> 00:49:01,349
What's it called?
Oh, that's gonna have me now.
541
00:49:01,389 --> 00:49:02,949
Next up, it's Sammy.
542
00:49:14,189 --> 00:49:15,749
And the winner is...
543
00:49:15,789 --> 00:49:21,709
sleep-talking Sammy,
for his unintelligible night chats.
544
00:49:21,749 --> 00:49:23,469
Next,
we have the Bad Mad Moves award.
545
00:49:23,509 --> 00:49:24,949
And first up, it's the girls.
546
00:49:24,989 --> 00:49:26,269
ALL:# Bad bitch
Uh-uh
547
00:49:26,309 --> 00:49:30,029
# It's giving bad bitch...
Mm-mm, uh-uh
548
00:49:30,069 --> 00:49:34,589
# Uh-uh
Ah-ah. #
549
00:49:34,629 --> 00:49:36,949
Next up, the boys.
550
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:42,269
I'm stiff! I'm... Man, I'm stiff.
I need to loosen up!
551
00:49:42,309 --> 00:49:44,829
Oh!
Zach's gonna twerk again.
552
00:49:44,869 --> 00:49:48,709
And finally, it's a double-header
from Jess and Molly.
553
00:49:48,749 --> 00:49:58,389
Break it down!
554
00:49:58,429 --> 00:50:04,109
With Jess and Molly
stealing the prize.
555
00:50:06,349 --> 00:50:10,029
And finally, the ultimate
Unseen Bits award for the fartiest.
556
00:50:10,069 --> 00:50:11,549
In this category,
for the boys, it's Mitch...
557
00:50:11,589 --> 00:50:13,589
FARTING
558
00:50:13,629 --> 00:50:15,069
Oh, my God, bruv, you trump.
559
00:50:15,109 --> 00:50:16,229
..and Ty.
560
00:50:16,269 --> 00:50:19,309
FARTING
Oh, Ty, bro!
561
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,389
THEY LAUGH
562
00:50:20,429 --> 00:50:23,309
And for the girls, it's Jess...
FARTING
563
00:50:23,349 --> 00:50:26,149
Jess!
The aircon is wafting it my way!
564
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:29,229
..and Whitney.
HIGH-PITCHED FART
565
00:50:29,269 --> 00:50:32,549
CATHERINE:Oh, my God, Whitney!
SHE LAUGHS
566
00:50:32,589 --> 00:50:34,509
With another cheeky bonus entry
from Jess.
567
00:50:34,549 --> 00:50:36,669
Wait...
FARTING
568
00:50:36,709 --> 00:50:38,269
THEY LAUGH
569
00:50:38,309 --> 00:50:39,869
It's a champion cracker,
570
00:50:39,909 --> 00:50:42,429
and Jess takes the award
for phenomenal farts.
571
00:50:42,469 --> 00:50:46,149
Whoo!
572
00:50:52,309 --> 00:50:53,349
Here is an unseen bit
573
00:50:53,389 --> 00:50:58,069
of the boys sharing an intimate
moment together in bed. Aw!
574
00:50:58,109 --> 00:50:59,309
Molly snores, you know.
575
00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:01,949
Is it?
Yeah, bro. It's bare cute.
576
00:51:01,989 --> 00:51:03,189
How does she snore?
577
00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:07,549
Like... it's just, like, one...
ZACH SNORES
578
00:51:07,589 --> 00:51:09,669
And then she won't do it again
for... for hours.
579
00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:10,949
Oh, good.
You're just at the phase
580
00:51:10,989 --> 00:51:13,429
where anything she does
is adorable to you.
581
00:51:13,469 --> 00:51:15,069
No, it's just cute.
It's just, like...
582
00:51:15,109 --> 00:51:16,149
You said, "It's just cute..."
583
00:51:16,189 --> 00:51:17,749
If I said, "Molly snoring,
she's bare cute." What?
584
00:51:17,789 --> 00:51:20,069
It's just a cute snore, like, it's
just, like, the most unexpected...
585
00:51:20,109 --> 00:51:21,829
ZACH SNORES
586
00:51:21,869 --> 00:51:25,309
Oi, you're me, I'm Ella.
Just nudge me a bit.
587
00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:26,589
She does this.
588
00:51:26,629 --> 00:51:34,869
HIGH-PITCHED WHINING,
LAUGHTER
589
00:51:34,909 --> 00:51:40,589
SAMMY:Dead.
WHINING CONTINUES
590
00:51:40,629 --> 00:51:42,069
She'll just do that,
and I'm like, "What!?"
591
00:51:42,109 --> 00:51:44,029
Mitch, it sounds more like
you've got to adjust the pressure
592
00:51:44,069 --> 00:51:46,669
on the gas valve.
593
00:51:54,309 --> 00:51:57,709
MUSIC: 'Let the Games Begin'
by BEGINNERS and Night Panda
594
00:51:57,749 --> 00:52:00,629
Oh!
What is that, bruv?
595
00:52:00,669 --> 00:52:01,829
Nothing can spike fear
in an Islander
596
00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:07,549
more than an unexpected visit
from a Love Island legend.
597
00:52:07,589 --> 00:52:11,429
They could appear in the villa
at any time.
598
00:52:11,469 --> 00:52:12,469
# Let the games begin... #
599
00:52:12,509 --> 00:52:16,709
Like a puma,
the Jama always brings drama.
600
00:52:16,749 --> 00:52:18,029
Yes,
it's our fiendish feline friend...
601
00:52:18,069 --> 00:52:23,469
Meowa Jama.
602
00:52:23,509 --> 00:52:26,509
'TOP CAT' THEME PLAYS
603
00:52:26,549 --> 00:52:28,589
And Meowa's arrival
means only one thing...
604
00:52:28,629 --> 00:52:31,509
TEXT ALERT
..a cat-astrophic dumping.
605
00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:34,669
The public has been voting
for the most compatible couple.
606
00:52:34,709 --> 00:52:37,749
Let's just pause
for dramatic effect here.
607
00:52:37,789 --> 00:52:40,109
# Top Cat... #
608
00:52:40,149 --> 00:52:41,989
So, the couple we've decided
to dump from the island is...
609
00:52:42,029 --> 00:52:44,989
The claws were out.
610
00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:47,869
..Scott and Abi.
611
00:52:47,909 --> 00:52:50,229
# He's the most tiptop, Top Cat. #
612
00:52:50,269 --> 00:52:53,509
And no "purrfect" ending
for Scott and Abi.
613
00:52:53,549 --> 00:52:54,549
It was a job well done from Meowa,
614
00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:56,869
and after coughing up a hairball
on the day bad
615
00:52:56,909 --> 00:52:59,189
and using one of the beanbags
as a litter tray,
616
00:52:59,229 --> 00:53:00,509
it was time to leave the villa.
617
00:53:00,549 --> 00:53:03,349
Oi, leave that mouse alone!
618
00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:07,669
For the remaining Islanders,
it was time to reflect.
619
00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:10,669
We're happy.
I'm happy.
620
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:12,429
Me too.
621
00:53:12,469 --> 00:53:18,309
Zach and Molly were "feline"
they had a "stroke" of good luck.
622
00:53:18,349 --> 00:53:19,389
# Hello, kitty, hello, kitty. #
623
00:53:19,429 --> 00:53:21,109
But there was no sourpusses
in the villa,
624
00:53:21,149 --> 00:53:26,629
as Ty brought
the positive mental cat... titude.
625
00:53:26,669 --> 00:53:29,749
Shout out all the couples
that's still here!
626
00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:31,749
Five left!
LAUGHTER
627
00:53:31,789 --> 00:53:32,829
WHITNEY:Big five.
628
00:53:32,869 --> 00:53:34,069
We don't know how long
we've got left!
629
00:53:34,109 --> 00:53:36,029
But we're all outside!
630
00:53:36,069 --> 00:53:38,509
LOCHAN:Cheers!
Good luck, everyone! Cheers, man!
631
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,749
LAUGHTER
632
00:53:39,789 --> 00:53:41,829
Cheers to still being here
with all you lovely, lovely people!
633
00:53:41,869 --> 00:53:43,349
Let's cheers to a toastie!
634
00:53:43,389 --> 00:53:44,629
No.
WHITNEY:Fuck off!
635
00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:46,029
No toasties.
636
00:53:46,069 --> 00:53:48,749
Ask me nicely!
THEY LAUGH
637
00:53:48,789 --> 00:53:52,069
When cat jokes are awful,
get "meow" out there!
638
00:53:57,509 --> 00:54:00,949
Here's an unseen bit
of the boys on the daybeds.
639
00:54:00,989 --> 00:54:04,149
LOCHAN:Now hold it...
for 30 seconds.
640
00:54:04,189 --> 00:54:05,189
SAMMY:Ah! Ah.
TY:Hold it down.
641
00:54:05,229 --> 00:54:07,269
Oh, bro! You're digging in, man.
MITCH:Sorry, sorry, sorry.
642
00:54:07,309 --> 00:54:08,229
Yeah, he has to.
643
00:54:08,269 --> 00:54:09,909
{\an8}But...
644
00:54:22,584 --> 00:54:24,024
IAIN STIRLING:
Welcome back to the final part
645
00:54:24,064 --> 00:54:28,664
of the final Love Island:
Unseen Bits of the year.
646
00:54:28,704 --> 00:54:30,264
I'm a big fan of the show.
So glad you like it.
647
00:54:30,304 --> 00:54:31,744
Enjoy the rest of your night.
Thank you, sir.
648
00:54:31,784 --> 00:54:35,064
And if there's anything you'd like,
please, let me know.
649
00:54:35,104 --> 00:54:37,904
As we still have a foaming feast
of unseen action to serve up.
650
00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:41,224
You're fucking licking me.
651
00:54:41,264 --> 00:54:44,144
It's the final week,
but things are still sizzling.Ah!
652
00:54:44,184 --> 00:54:46,784
And we still have some roaring good
unedited clips left to share.
653
00:54:46,824 --> 00:54:50,464
THEY ROAR
654
00:54:55,344 --> 00:54:56,504
Before the break,
655
00:54:56,544 --> 00:54:59,744
we saw the boys doing something
to Sammy on the daybed.
656
00:54:59,784 --> 00:55:03,224
Now, hold it for 30 seconds.
Argh! Argh!
657
00:55:03,264 --> 00:55:05,104
Hold it down. Hold it down.
Bro, you're digging it in, man.
658
00:55:05,144 --> 00:55:07,104
It has to. It has to.
659
00:55:07,144 --> 00:55:08,944
That's gonna look so funny.
Don't say anything either.
660
00:55:08,984 --> 00:55:11,144
Just wait, don't say anything
till she notices.
661
00:55:11,184 --> 00:55:13,464
{\an8}Well, here's...
662
00:55:16,424 --> 00:55:17,944
You've gotta keep it on all day,
though. No, no.
663
00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:19,024
Of course you have.
Argh! Argh!
664
00:55:19,064 --> 00:55:22,424
THEY CHUCKLE
Let me see. Let's see.
665
00:55:22,464 --> 00:55:29,544
It's all stuck to my skin, bro.
666
00:55:29,584 --> 00:55:32,504
That's burning, bruv.
Yeah, good.
667
00:55:32,544 --> 00:55:36,584
When you're eating your toasties,
she'll probably clock.
668
00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:38,184
TY WHEEZES
It feels horrible, mate.
669
00:55:43,144 --> 00:55:44,304
IAIN: Here's another unseen clip,
670
00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:46,304
and you might need to grab
the tissues for this one.
671
00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:48,864
How are you two feeling? You seem
like you're both really happy.
672
00:55:48,904 --> 00:55:54,104
Yeah. I'm very happy.
Oh? Sneeze?
673
00:55:54,144 --> 00:55:57,464
Pineapples.
Pineapples.
674
00:55:57,504 --> 00:55:59,944
Is that actually true? You've gotta
think of them or say it?
675
00:55:59,984 --> 00:56:02,784
You say pineapples.
676
00:56:02,824 --> 00:56:05,624
What, you say it? Or you think
about one? You say it.
677
00:56:05,664 --> 00:56:09,504
You know a sneeze is like an orgasm?
That's like 1/30th or something.
678
00:56:09,544 --> 00:56:12,184
When I sneeze, my whole body goes...
Hup!
679
00:56:12,224 --> 00:56:14,744
Yeah, it's clench. Snap!
I want you to sneeze.
680
00:56:14,784 --> 00:56:18,744
It sounds great (!)
Eurgh!
681
00:56:18,784 --> 00:56:20,304
Imagine that is true, though.
One sec.
682
00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:23,504
Have you got hay fever?
No.
683
00:56:23,544 --> 00:56:27,224
IAIN: Shame, it would mean a very
orgasmic summer if you did.
684
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:37,104
This week saw the remaining
five couples go on their epic dates.
685
00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:40,304
# I, I believe... #
686
00:56:40,344 --> 00:56:42,304
I mean, it is a shame
we didn't bring our speedos.
687
00:56:42,344 --> 00:56:46,184
Them pink ones you've got.
Have to just skinny dip, I guess.
688
00:56:46,224 --> 00:56:50,224
# You, just like me... #
689
00:56:50,264 --> 00:56:52,424
Can you get down on one knee?
No, I'm joking.
690
00:56:52,464 --> 00:56:54,904
We are weird.We are weird.
Do you know what? Yeah.
691
00:56:54,944 --> 00:56:58,024
We actually are.
You've just gotta accept that.
692
00:56:58,064 --> 00:57:01,024
But it's good. Weird is attractive.
Weird is good.
693
00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:04,224
# But always get
Where we need to go... #
694
00:57:04,264 --> 00:57:07,304
Let's say we're on a yacht,
I fall into the ocean.
695
00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:10,744
Someone will come and save you.
And I will be there to direct them.
696
00:57:10,784 --> 00:57:14,024
"He was there. Go get him."
THEY CHUCKLE
697
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:17,744
"He was somewhere there."
You're savage!
698
00:57:17,784 --> 00:57:20,944
# For every moment
What we had and what will be... #
699
00:57:20,984 --> 00:57:23,144
Shit. You get me nervous.
What kind of life is this?
700
00:57:23,184 --> 00:57:28,464
Don't be nervous, babe. I love you.
I don't get nervous.Boyfriend.
701
00:57:28,504 --> 00:57:32,704
SHE CHUCKLES
My girl. You buzzing?
702
00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:35,184
I'm not even gonna lie,
I've already been talking about you,
703
00:57:35,224 --> 00:57:38,264
calling you my man, so...
THEY CHUCKLE
704
00:57:38,304 --> 00:57:41,384
# They say the best days
Are yet to come
705
00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:42,624
# But I know that ain't true... #
706
00:57:42,664 --> 00:57:45,104
I'm so hungry. I do want some mango,
though, some just gonna have to...
707
00:57:45,144 --> 00:57:47,744
Bear with me.
Do you want some mango?
708
00:57:47,784 --> 00:57:50,904
Are you sure?
That's some good mango.
709
00:57:50,944 --> 00:57:57,184
I'll let you finish eating.
710
00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,504
This is literally what I wanted
for my 16th birthday party
711
00:58:00,544 --> 00:58:03,304
when I said, "Pink and pool party."
712
00:58:03,344 --> 00:58:05,424
Now we're here.
And I didn't get it, and now I have.
713
00:58:05,464 --> 00:58:09,504
CHUCKLES
714
00:58:12,024 --> 00:58:14,424
# I'm still my best with you. #
715
00:58:14,464 --> 00:58:15,704
IAIN: Well, here are some
unseen bits
716
00:58:15,744 --> 00:58:19,104
of how the girls prepare
for the dates.
717
00:58:19,144 --> 00:58:21,384
Er, look... Look...
718
00:58:21,424 --> 00:58:25,624
What? What?
What? My bow.
719
00:58:25,664 --> 00:58:28,224
No!
Eurgh!
720
00:58:28,264 --> 00:58:31,024
Why is it so slow?
Why is it not moving?
721
00:58:31,064 --> 00:58:32,544
Got a friend.
They're so weird.
722
00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:34,904
His name's Fifi. Fifi the fly.
723
00:58:34,944 --> 00:58:40,144
SHE SHRIEKS
Fuck off, Fifi. Fifi, fuck off!
724
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:45,184
Argh! Get off me. Fifi.
725
00:58:45,224 --> 00:58:47,824
IAIN AS FIFI: Hey, girls, can I come
on an epic date with one of you?
726
00:58:47,864 --> 00:58:52,464
I could be your wing girl!
727
00:58:52,504 --> 00:58:57,024
Fifi. Fifi!
728
00:58:57,064 --> 00:59:00,384
Fifi's gone in Molly's wardrobe.
What are you on about?
729
00:59:00,424 --> 00:59:03,184
Fifi the fly.
What, is she in there? Yeah.
730
00:59:03,224 --> 00:59:06,424
Tell her to get out, then.
Fifi, get out.
731
00:59:06,464 --> 00:59:10,304
Oh, come on, please.
Ella, Whitney!
732
00:59:10,344 --> 00:59:14,824
Ugh! Fifi, get off me.
She's actually in your hair.
733
00:59:14,864 --> 00:59:17,264
Is it still in there?
Get Fifi out, please.
734
00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,304
CHUCKLES
735
00:59:18,344 --> 00:59:20,904
Fifi, you're being annoying.
Get out, Fifi!
736
00:59:20,944 --> 00:59:23,344
THEY CHUCKLE
737
00:59:23,384 --> 00:59:24,864
Meet Fifi.
738
00:59:24,904 --> 00:59:28,024
Come on, "swat's" the problem here?
739
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:31,704
Fifi on Spiky Sue.
Fifi on Spike.
740
00:59:31,744 --> 00:59:35,464
Fifi's on Spiky Sue!
741
00:59:35,504 --> 00:59:39,424
Jess, what about you?
SHE SHRIEKS
742
00:59:39,464 --> 00:59:40,584
Fifi's on...
743
00:59:40,624 --> 00:59:44,184
Fifi's on one.
SHRIEKS
744
00:59:44,224 --> 00:59:46,304
Come on, girls, please let me come.
745
00:59:46,344 --> 00:59:48,344
Will you take Fifi
on your final date, please?
746
00:59:48,384 --> 00:59:52,104
Where's she gone?
I'm off to find my own epic date.
747
00:59:52,144 --> 00:59:56,424
Is Fifi going with you?
Fifi's on... having a piggyback.
748
00:59:56,464 --> 01:00:01,264
Fifi wants to go with you, Ella.
Fifi can stay Fifi's ass here.
749
01:00:01,304 --> 01:00:02,904
I'll get on one of these dates,
you mark my words.
750
01:00:02,944 --> 01:00:06,824
BUZZING
751
01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:12,144
Hi, Lochan, it's me, Fifi.
Ugh! Why does it like me?
752
01:00:12,184 --> 01:00:16,184
You're just my type of flypaper.
Ain't you far away from home?
753
01:00:16,224 --> 01:00:17,744
OK, Whitney, I'll go home
to the villa.
754
01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:21,384
Have fun. Bye, my love.
755
01:00:27,384 --> 01:00:31,664
IAIN: And now,
it's the final finale of...
756
01:00:38,464 --> 01:00:42,464
{\an8}And this week, I asked them to do
Islander impressions.
757
01:00:42,504 --> 01:00:44,504
{\an8}Ooh, my favourite time of the week.
758
01:00:44,544 --> 01:00:46,384
I'll give it my best shot.
759
01:00:46,424 --> 01:00:48,304
See Sammy's my best one.
AS SAMMY:I'll be real!
760
01:00:48,344 --> 01:00:51,544
AS SAMMY:I'll be weal!
761
01:00:51,584 --> 01:00:53,384
AS SAMMY:
Jess, you're looking tasty.
762
01:00:53,424 --> 01:00:56,984
SHE CHUCKLES
763
01:00:57,024 --> 01:00:58,664
AS WHITNEY:It's giving...
EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER
764
01:00:58,704 --> 01:01:03,984
AS WHITNEY:Too shy. Too shy!
LAUGHS
765
01:01:04,024 --> 01:01:06,624
AS WHITNEY:It's just giving,
everything's giving, like,
766
01:01:06,664 --> 01:01:08,184
I'm a bad bitch!
767
01:01:08,224 --> 01:01:10,264
LAUGHS
768
01:01:10,304 --> 01:01:14,704
Ty just likes to talk really fast,
and clap his hands a lot.
769
01:01:14,744 --> 01:01:16,504
AS TY:And, like,
if you just lips everyone here,
770
01:01:16,544 --> 01:01:18,944
then you're gonna get
so much more clarity.
771
01:01:18,984 --> 01:01:20,784
AS TY:You know what I'm saying,
you know what I'm saying.
772
01:01:20,824 --> 01:01:23,584
AS TY:But I miss the game.
773
01:01:23,624 --> 01:01:26,904
SCOTTISH ACCENT:Scottish.
774
01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:30,744
SCOTTISH ACCENT:
No, I don't trust her. No!
775
01:01:30,784 --> 01:01:34,184
I need to use the hot comb,
don't rush me.
776
01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:38,624
No, I can't do a Scottish accent.
777
01:01:38,664 --> 01:01:43,424
"Hi, my name's Jess. Me and Sammy
are boyfriend and girlfriend,
778
01:01:43,464 --> 01:01:44,824
"we're getting along really well."
779
01:01:44,864 --> 01:01:47,304
AS JESS:Sammy! Sammy!
780
01:01:47,344 --> 01:01:48,624
"All right there.
My name's Messy Mitch,
781
01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:52,064
"and I want go t'swimming pool."
782
01:01:52,104 --> 01:01:54,024
YORKSHIRE ACCENT:All right, lads,
let's play in the pool.
783
01:01:54,064 --> 01:01:57,024
AS ELLA B:I'm getting to know Mitch
at the moment.
784
01:01:57,064 --> 01:02:00,384
He's a bit messy,
but he is a good laugh.
785
01:02:00,424 --> 01:02:03,104
AS ELLA B:Me and Mitch, yeah, like,
we got a strong connection, yeah.
786
01:02:03,144 --> 01:02:07,544
I'm terrible at these, man.
Oh, don't.
787
01:02:07,584 --> 01:02:11,384
AS ZACH:I'm just here... chillin'.
788
01:02:11,424 --> 01:02:14,024
AS ZACH:Like, just chillin'.
789
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,104
I'm not really good with my words
and stuff, and my emotions.
790
01:02:17,144 --> 01:02:20,264
AS ZACH:Yeah, chillin',
broski. How are you still?
791
01:02:20,304 --> 01:02:23,224
SHE LAUGHS
792
01:02:23,264 --> 01:02:25,544
AS MOLLY:I would like
to be coupled with this boy
793
01:02:25,584 --> 01:02:31,664
because honestly,
I just see him working.
794
01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:35,784
AS MOLLY:I would like
to couple up with this boy
795
01:02:35,824 --> 01:02:39,704
because he's just so wonderful
in every way.
796
01:02:39,744 --> 01:02:42,344
"My name's Lochan
and I'm a nice guy."
797
01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:45,584
AS LOCHAN:I'm a Frisbee champion
and I will make you a toastie.
798
01:02:45,624 --> 01:02:49,944
AS LOCHAN:Excuse me, guys,
would anybody like a toastie?
799
01:02:49,984 --> 01:02:55,464
AS LOCHAN:Yeah, so, who wants
a cheese toastie tonight, please?
800
01:02:55,504 --> 01:02:57,064
Yeah,
that sounded actually quite good.
801
01:02:57,104 --> 01:03:01,144
No, that was awful.
802
01:03:01,184 --> 01:03:11,184
IAIN: Well, that's it for
this series of Beach Hut Bonanza!
803
01:03:12,184 --> 01:03:13,384
With just two days until the final,
804
01:03:13,424 --> 01:03:15,704
we thought we'd take
a misty-eyed nostalgia trip
805
01:03:15,744 --> 01:03:19,144
and look back
at an incredible series.
806
01:03:19,184 --> 01:03:20,224
Woo!
807
01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:23,864
AS IAIN:Tonight, in Love Island...
LAUGHTER
808
01:03:23,904 --> 01:03:26,384
So expect ridiculously
dramatic slow-mo...
809
01:03:26,424 --> 01:03:32,104
and footage of Islanders you didn't
even know you'd forgotten about.
810
01:03:32,144 --> 01:03:34,024
I just don't like fancy dress
or, like, a toast.
811
01:03:34,064 --> 01:03:38,144
Er... Er!
812
01:03:38,184 --> 01:03:39,464
It's the "not quite end of series
813
01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:43,184
"unseen bits you've already seen"
montage.
814
01:03:43,224 --> 01:03:44,264
It's all right.
815
01:03:44,304 --> 01:03:47,104
Isn't the thing on your nipple
called an aioli? What?
816
01:03:47,144 --> 01:03:50,984
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
817
01:03:51,024 --> 01:03:53,384
Right, get out the way,
gas engineer coming through.
818
01:03:53,424 --> 01:03:56,104
LAUGHTER
819
01:03:56,144 --> 01:03:57,224
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
820
01:03:57,264 --> 01:03:58,744
Pah! Pah! Pah!
821
01:03:58,784 --> 01:04:00,704
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
822
01:04:00,744 --> 01:04:02,984
Oh, sh...
823
01:04:03,024 --> 01:04:05,304
This is... What?!
824
01:04:05,344 --> 01:04:08,384
# A bittersweet goodbye tonight... #
825
01:04:08,424 --> 01:04:10,544
You know dogs can, like,
see you upside down?
826
01:04:10,584 --> 01:04:12,304
Maybe it's dolphins.
827
01:04:12,344 --> 01:04:16,264
# Alive tonight
It's a bittersweet goodbye... #
828
01:04:16,304 --> 01:04:18,304
Oh, wait, I'm going the wrong way.
829
01:04:18,344 --> 01:04:22,944
I can't even do that.
830
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,464
It's giving fleeky.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
831
01:04:25,504 --> 01:04:26,944
Why did I find the bread
in the fridge?
832
01:04:26,984 --> 01:04:28,344
Who puts bread in the fridge?
I don't.
833
01:04:28,384 --> 01:04:30,464
Who puts bread in the fridge?
That's crazy, bruv.
834
01:04:30,504 --> 01:04:33,464
Ladybird.
It's pooed.
835
01:04:33,504 --> 01:04:35,544
Do you know there's eight wonders?
Eight? What's the eighth?
836
01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:40,064
Have I any bogeys?
No.
837
01:04:40,104 --> 01:04:43,624
You know what I found out?
Ice cream has beaver piss in it.
838
01:04:43,664 --> 01:04:45,824
IMITATES MEHDI
Yes.
839
01:04:45,864 --> 01:04:49,944
You've got some little dinosaur
next to you. Oh, my God.
840
01:04:49,984 --> 01:04:52,464
SCREAMING
841
01:04:52,504 --> 01:04:53,664
Bitch!
Ow!
842
01:04:53,704 --> 01:04:56,984
# Bittersweet goodbye... #
843
01:04:57,024 --> 01:04:58,304
Ta-da!
844
01:04:58,344 --> 01:04:59,504
There's nothing there.
There is.
845
01:04:59,544 --> 01:05:00,584
That's, like, orgasmic.
846
01:05:00,624 --> 01:05:04,624
Jess!
847
01:05:04,664 --> 01:05:09,464
# Can we keep this high alive
Tonight? #
848
01:05:09,504 --> 01:05:11,144
Zach, bruv, get off the floor.
849
01:05:11,184 --> 01:05:13,464
Bro, look, everyone's got wide legs!
Look how narrow my legs are!
850
01:05:13,504 --> 01:05:15,224
LAUGHTER
851
01:05:15,264 --> 01:05:23,024
Meow!
Meow!
852
01:05:23,064 --> 01:05:25,184
# Those moments spent with you
853
01:05:25,224 --> 01:05:28,104
# Till the sky is turning blue
854
01:05:28,144 --> 01:05:31,784
# I'll see you on the other side
855
01:05:31,824 --> 01:05:41,664
# We'll say a bittersweet goodbye
Tonight. #
856
01:05:41,704 --> 01:05:44,144
Do you want to go to sleep now?
LAUGHS
857
01:05:44,184 --> 01:05:47,504
Or shall we play a game?
858
01:05:52,784 --> 01:05:54,464
IAIN: Finally, here's a touching
unseen bit of Jess
859
01:05:54,504 --> 01:05:58,664
returning from her date
and being reunited with her new pet.
860
01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:00,504
Fifi should have come with you
and holded you in the car.
861
01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:01,744
Where is she?
She's literally here.
862
01:06:01,784 --> 01:06:03,304
Is she?
Here.
863
01:06:03,344 --> 01:06:04,904
Fi?
Oh, she's there.
864
01:06:04,944 --> 01:06:06,064
Where?
Here.
865
01:06:06,104 --> 01:06:09,904
Fifi!
866
01:06:09,944 --> 01:06:11,864
LAUGHING:As if we can stroke a fly.
867
01:06:11,904 --> 01:06:15,584
Are you stroking Fifi?
I'm stroking...
868
01:06:15,624 --> 01:06:19,064
Fifi's pooed on me!
Is she pooing?
869
01:06:19,104 --> 01:06:24,424
Fifi shat on Jess!
Hold still, hold still!
870
01:06:24,464 --> 01:06:25,544
Fifi pooed on me!
871
01:06:25,584 --> 01:06:27,824
LAUGHTER
Fifi pooed on me!
872
01:06:27,864 --> 01:06:33,264
Ew!
873
01:06:33,304 --> 01:06:36,064
Why are you even playing...
It's our pet fly.
874
01:06:36,104 --> 01:06:40,304
Right, let me put her to bed.
Fuck off.
875
01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:42,304
Put her in the doghouse.
I'm taking her downstairs.
876
01:06:42,344 --> 01:06:44,584
Just take her...
Yeah, take her with you.
877
01:06:44,624 --> 01:06:47,664
Cos she's annoying.
878
01:06:47,704 --> 01:06:49,624
IAIN: No flies were harmed
in the making of that unseen bit,
879
01:06:49,664 --> 01:06:51,944
unlike our chances of a BAFTA.
880
01:06:51,984 --> 01:06:55,904
{\an8}But hey,
give me shitting flies any day.
881
01:06:55,944 --> 01:06:57,704
{\an8}So, that's us signing off
for another series.
882
01:06:57,744 --> 01:07:02,344
{\an8}Enjoy the final. See you next series
for some more unseen bits. Bye!
883
01:07:02,384 --> 01:07:12,384
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