1 00:00:05,874 --> 00:00:07,914 IAIN STIRLING: We've had eight weeks of grafting... 2 00:00:07,954 --> 00:00:09,114 Why does it like me? Roar! 3 00:00:09,154 --> 00:00:10,154 ..cracking on... 4 00:00:10,194 --> 00:00:11,714 We are weird. We are weird. Yes! 5 00:00:11,754 --> 00:00:12,994 ..sounding off... 6 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:13,994 FARTS 7 00:00:14,034 --> 00:00:14,994 ..and getting it on. 8 00:00:15,034 --> 00:00:18,194 # Free yourself 9 00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:20,074 # If it feels so good Then don't you, baby, don't you... # 10 00:00:20,114 --> 00:00:23,154 SCREAMING 11 00:00:23,194 --> 00:00:24,314 The final is just days away. 12 00:00:24,354 --> 00:00:28,794 Soon, the whole show will be unseen, but for now, it's just us. 13 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:30,514 # Baby, don't you... # 14 00:00:30,554 --> 00:00:33,794 Stop. Stop! 15 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,914 # Free yourself... # 16 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:40,674 So, strap in for a climactic hour of explosive unaired action. 17 00:00:40,714 --> 00:00:42,394 Ah! SCREAMS 18 00:00:42,434 --> 00:00:44,354 Expect fond farewells... 19 00:00:44,394 --> 00:00:45,994 Argh, get off me! 20 00:00:46,034 --> 00:00:47,154 ..fun... Wow! 21 00:00:47,194 --> 00:00:48,314 ..and frolics. 22 00:00:48,354 --> 00:00:51,674 Who's a good girl? KISSING SOUNDS 23 00:00:51,714 --> 00:00:53,114 For the last time this series... 24 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,034 Ooh! Cheers! 25 00:00:54,074 --> 00:00:55,274 SCREAMS 26 00:00:55,314 --> 00:00:58,954 ..this is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 27 00:00:58,994 --> 00:01:03,914 This might be a bit of a daft question... Here we go. 28 00:01:16,194 --> 00:01:19,714 # I don't know why I love you like I do... # 29 00:01:19,754 --> 00:01:23,154 IAIN: Welcome to the final Love Island: Unseen Bits 30 00:01:23,194 --> 00:01:25,394 {\an8}before the final. 31 00:01:25,434 --> 00:01:27,594 Sadly, all good things come to an end, 32 00:01:27,634 --> 00:01:31,314 even cheese, and that stuff lasts for ages. 33 00:01:31,354 --> 00:01:36,154 After eight weeks, our Islanders are still busting fresh moves. 34 00:01:36,194 --> 00:01:39,234 These guys have no best-before date... 35 00:01:39,274 --> 00:01:40,314 Bum, bum... 36 00:01:40,354 --> 00:01:43,314 What was that?! LAUGHS 37 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:44,634 "Bum, bum..." 38 00:01:44,674 --> 00:01:46,034 ..but something does smell a bit off. 39 00:01:46,074 --> 00:01:47,794 Who farted? Me. 40 00:01:47,834 --> 00:01:50,874 Ew! LAUGHTER 41 00:01:50,914 --> 00:01:54,114 "Me." Ew, and the wind just came and done that. 42 00:01:54,154 --> 00:01:56,194 Nevertheless, we're bringing you this week's best unseen bits 43 00:01:56,234 --> 00:01:58,514 straight from our Islanders' lips. 44 00:01:58,554 --> 00:02:00,354 LIPS TRILL 45 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:04,434 As we watch their ups... and downs, 46 00:02:04,474 --> 00:02:09,354 we're still full of surprises. 47 00:02:09,394 --> 00:02:12,714 Roar! Oh, my days! 48 00:02:12,754 --> 00:02:16,834 Pfft! 49 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:22,634 So, hang around for one last hour of Love Island: Unseen Bits 2023. 50 00:02:22,674 --> 00:02:27,314 # Love me like you do. # 51 00:02:27,354 --> 00:02:28,394 As it's the final Unseen Bits, 52 00:02:28,434 --> 00:02:31,554 I'm gonna let Ty tell you a little villa secret. 53 00:02:31,594 --> 00:02:33,314 She was telling me a secret, how to break out of here. 54 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:38,034 Tell me, then. Tell me. Couldn't. 55 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:41,114 Please. Under a secret tunnel. 56 00:02:41,154 --> 00:02:42,514 Sometimes, I go home at night, come back. 57 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:44,434 LAUGHTER 58 00:02:44,474 --> 00:02:46,794 What's it like in the real world? Nice? Unreal, bro. 59 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:50,194 Who's the President? Obama. 60 00:02:50,234 --> 00:02:51,794 Again? Yeah. 61 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:54,834 Wow. Brilliant. 62 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:57,074 They have flying cars, bro. Is there actually? 63 00:02:57,114 --> 00:03:00,034 Mm. Amazing. 64 00:03:00,074 --> 00:03:03,554 I bet skinny jeans are back in fashion. They are. 65 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:07,034 You're in luck, Scott. LAUGHTER 66 00:03:07,074 --> 00:03:09,194 Who's the Prime Minister? Fredo. 67 00:03:09,234 --> 00:03:11,594 Nice. I could see that coming. Cool. 68 00:03:11,634 --> 00:03:15,354 So much has changed. 69 00:03:15,394 --> 00:03:18,154 IAIN: Fredo as Prime Minister? Now, that's an idea. 70 00:03:18,194 --> 00:03:19,994 Couldn't be any worse. 71 00:03:24,994 --> 00:03:26,554 Hiya. Hi. 72 00:03:26,594 --> 00:03:30,274 You thought you'd seen all the villa talent on last week's Unseen Bits. 73 00:03:30,314 --> 00:03:31,554 Well done. It's a yes from me. 74 00:03:31,594 --> 00:03:33,754 TEXT ALERT Ooh. 75 00:03:33,794 --> 00:03:37,074 But oh, no, that was just a dress rehearsal for the real thing. 76 00:03:37,114 --> 00:03:40,474 "It's showtime to slay!" 77 00:03:40,514 --> 00:03:45,314 This week was the iconic Love Island talent show. 78 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:47,234 We saw Molly put her own spin on proceedings. 79 00:03:47,274 --> 00:03:50,074 As did Lochan. 80 00:03:50,114 --> 00:03:53,754 And Zach. 81 00:03:53,794 --> 00:03:55,314 But this year, it was really giving... 82 00:03:55,354 --> 00:03:57,154 Whit, tell 'em what it's giving. 83 00:03:57,194 --> 00:04:02,874 There was also high art, wonder, dance... 84 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:04,914 more dance... 85 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,194 really bad stand-up. 86 00:04:06,234 --> 00:04:10,474 Not me! Trying to help you out, bro. 87 00:04:10,514 --> 00:04:13,314 And a rowdy singalong to close the show. 88 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:17,034 ALL SINGING 89 00:04:17,074 --> 00:04:18,994 # I'm not afraid...# 90 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,154 With such a top tier production, 91 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:23,754 surely it's not all thrown together at the last minute, right? 92 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:25,594 TEXT ALERT Oh. 93 00:04:25,634 --> 00:04:27,554 "It's showtime to slay!" 94 00:04:27,594 --> 00:04:32,994 Take a look at these unseen bits. 95 00:04:33,234 --> 00:04:33,314 Well, this 96 00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:33,434 Well, this is 97 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:33,554 Well, this is when 98 00:04:33,594 --> 00:04:33,714 Well, this is when the 99 00:04:33,754 --> 00:04:33,914 Well, this is when the world 100 00:04:33,954 --> 00:04:34,154 Well, this is when the world finds 101 00:04:34,194 --> 00:04:34,354 finds out 102 00:04:34,394 --> 00:04:34,474 finds out I'm 103 00:04:34,514 --> 00:04:34,674 finds out I'm 104 00:04:34,714 --> 00:04:37,234 talentless. 105 00:04:37,274 --> 00:04:38,274 Ready for my moves? Yes. 106 00:04:38,314 --> 00:04:39,634 I've been waiting for this for a long time. 107 00:04:39,674 --> 00:04:44,154 Got a couple of things I want to get off my chest. 108 00:04:44,194 --> 00:04:45,754 I feel like we need to actually have a... 109 00:04:45,794 --> 00:04:47,434 Sit down. We need to plan it properly. 110 00:04:47,474 --> 00:04:50,314 One, two, three, four. Yeah, that's how we make a dance routine. 111 00:04:50,354 --> 00:04:52,674 Yeah, not just a freestyle. No, I know. 112 00:04:52,714 --> 00:04:55,354 # Hey, ladies When your man wanna get buck wild 113 00:04:55,394 --> 00:04:57,714 # Just go back And hit 'em up style... # 114 00:04:57,754 --> 00:04:58,994 I don't have a clue. What am I doing? 115 00:04:59,034 --> 00:05:00,714 The only other thing I can do is a handstand, but... 116 00:05:00,754 --> 00:05:08,114 It's hit or miss. Do one now. 117 00:05:08,154 --> 00:05:10,394 Oh, my God, he can do a handstand. That's actually hard. 118 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:14,234 That's pretty good. 119 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:21,434 And then you fall into the fire pit. Famous. 120 00:05:21,474 --> 00:05:24,394 Oh, I'm literally buzzing for the talent show! 121 00:05:24,434 --> 00:05:26,594 I can't wait for everyone to see my moves. 122 00:05:26,634 --> 00:05:28,514 Ah. 123 00:05:28,554 --> 00:05:31,154 Ah, ah, ah. 124 00:05:31,194 --> 00:05:32,754 SHE LAUGHS 125 00:05:32,794 --> 00:05:34,114 Do you know what, I like to think of myself 126 00:05:34,154 --> 00:05:43,314 as a man of many talents, you know. 127 00:05:43,354 --> 00:05:45,794 My talent would be, like, horse riding, 128 00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:50,034 so if you could bring me a horse, I could do a clear round, but... 129 00:05:50,074 --> 00:05:51,794 But this just doesn't look... This looks so sloppy. 130 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:54,634 No, it d... When it's good, it's good. Yeah. 131 00:05:54,674 --> 00:05:58,074 You need, like, not complicated moves, you need it just sharp. 132 00:05:58,114 --> 00:06:00,514 WHITNEY LAUGHS I can't wait for this. 133 00:06:00,554 --> 00:06:03,234 Yeah, girls, you're gonna kill it. 134 00:06:03,274 --> 00:06:05,114 How do we go from... So, what's this? 135 00:06:05,154 --> 00:06:08,994 I would go... On each other's back. And be like... 136 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:10,794 You lot just make it real cute and fresh. 137 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:14,434 But not hands on knees. Girls, this is a joke. 138 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,194 IAIN: That's not a joke, this is a joke. 139 00:06:16,234 --> 00:06:17,674 What kind of dance should you do in a kitchen? 140 00:06:17,714 --> 00:06:23,394 A tap dance! Just don't fall in the sink. 141 00:06:29,314 --> 00:06:30,274 WHISPERS:Go. 142 00:06:30,314 --> 00:06:33,754 Oi, oi! 143 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,474 Earlier this week, we saw the family visits. 144 00:06:36,514 --> 00:06:39,474 I love you very much. 145 00:06:39,514 --> 00:06:43,634 And it was an emotional day that left everyone lost for words. 146 00:06:43,674 --> 00:06:45,874 Well, almost everyone. 147 00:06:45,914 --> 00:06:46,954 Aight, cool. 148 00:06:46,994 --> 00:06:48,154 RAPS:This beat is cute 149 00:06:48,194 --> 00:06:51,114 Earlier, I saw Martyn root He liked me, I like him, too 150 00:06:51,154 --> 00:06:54,794 It's fine That guy Scott and his mum and sis 151 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:58,194 Zach's taking pics With Molly's mum and dad 152 00:06:58,234 --> 00:07:01,074 Molly left on her dad's back 153 00:07:01,114 --> 00:07:05,514 Lochan, his mum was wearing red She is so cute 154 00:07:05,554 --> 00:07:07,994 Fanning herself, it's mad Listen, who are you? 155 00:07:08,034 --> 00:07:11,794 Now, Zach, he was under attack 156 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:15,674 When Molly's dad pulled him for a big fat chat! 157 00:07:15,714 --> 00:07:18,314 ALL CHEERING 158 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,074 IAIN: And today, on Love Island: Unseen Bits, 159 00:07:20,114 --> 00:07:26,354 a dramatic re-coupling twist. 160 00:07:26,394 --> 00:07:28,354 With a call to gather around the fire pit... 161 00:07:28,394 --> 00:07:30,234 I'm gonna stand here. 162 00:07:30,274 --> 00:07:34,354 ..it was time to make a difficult decision. 163 00:07:34,394 --> 00:07:36,994 So, erm... I haven't got much choice... 164 00:07:37,034 --> 00:07:41,274 I've heard far worse fire pit speeches. 165 00:07:41,314 --> 00:07:44,754 ..but, er, because the time we've spent in the villa 166 00:07:44,794 --> 00:07:50,714 has been really good... and she makes nice toast. 167 00:07:50,754 --> 00:07:53,514 Thank goodness Janet pulled it all back with her toast. 168 00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:55,394 I thought this couple was in a jam. 169 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:59,714 So, I'd like to couple up with Janet, please. 170 00:07:59,754 --> 00:08:01,514 Oh, cute. After years of family life together, 171 00:08:01,554 --> 00:08:03,194 that's a result for David and Janet, 172 00:08:03,234 --> 00:08:08,594 taking this season's fire pit moments up a level. 173 00:08:08,634 --> 00:08:13,634 That was sweet. 174 00:08:21,674 --> 00:08:24,314 Stop. Stop! 175 00:08:24,354 --> 00:08:25,794 IAIN: Due to the intense heatwave this year, 176 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:28,634 our Islanders have been issued with protective clothing, 177 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,474 including lifeguard outfits... 178 00:08:31,514 --> 00:08:36,154 reflective bikinis, and space goggles. 179 00:08:36,194 --> 00:08:37,354 Ella, you look like an astronaut. 180 00:08:37,394 --> 00:08:39,634 I am an astronaut. Are you? 181 00:08:39,674 --> 00:08:41,394 Yeah. You work for NASA? 182 00:08:41,434 --> 00:08:43,194 Part-time. Oh, I didn't realise, sorry. 183 00:08:43,234 --> 00:08:46,834 Just on weekends. Get me a job. 184 00:08:46,874 --> 00:08:49,914 I always wanted to be an astronaut. 185 00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:51,234 Have you ever thought about this, yeah? 186 00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:52,194 How do you become an astronaut? 187 00:08:52,234 --> 00:08:54,434 Do you just email NASA? 188 00:08:54,474 --> 00:09:00,994 Like, about space, don't you? Yeah. 189 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,714 No. No. 190 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:09,074 No, fuck that, I would not go to space for eight months, bro. 191 00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:11,234 I'd love to go to space, but I wouldn't want to go for that long. 192 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:13,954 No, I'd get claustrophobic, Darren. 193 00:09:13,994 --> 00:09:15,154 How long does it take to get to the moon? 194 00:09:15,194 --> 00:09:17,234 Two months, innit? 195 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:21,034 Two months? No. 196 00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:23,754 Two weeks? 197 00:09:23,794 --> 00:09:27,394 I reckon two days. 198 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,034 They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus, 199 00:09:29,074 --> 00:09:31,554 but I'd say this conversation is coming out of Ura... 200 00:09:31,594 --> 00:09:34,074 I can't say that. 201 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,754 AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: All summer, I have been observing 202 00:09:43,794 --> 00:09:47,514 the unique wildlife ecosystem of Mallorca. 203 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,434 I have been lucky enough to get a rare glimpse 204 00:09:49,474 --> 00:09:53,354 into the dating rituals. 205 00:09:53,394 --> 00:09:58,394 Here is a Mallorcan villa-tit calling for a mate. 206 00:09:58,434 --> 00:10:01,714 And amongst plastic bushes, a gaggle of females congregate, 207 00:10:01,754 --> 00:10:08,474 while the males lie poised, ready to pounce. 208 00:10:08,514 --> 00:10:12,274 A young male has been separated from the pack. 209 00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:15,474 A female desperately calls for her mates. 210 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,434 Zach! 211 00:10:17,474 --> 00:10:22,554 MOLLY CUCKOOS 212 00:10:22,594 --> 00:10:26,274 Oh! 213 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:32,514 But her cries attract the wrong male. 214 00:10:32,554 --> 00:10:33,594 Is Zach coming? 215 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,794 No? What? It's not my fault. 216 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:41,074 SHE GROANS 217 00:10:41,114 --> 00:10:42,994 Tell him to stop. Stop. 218 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,474 SHE GASPS He's there. 219 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:50,034 The female of the species attaches themselves firmly to the mate. 220 00:10:50,074 --> 00:10:52,114 How are you doing, beautiful? 221 00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:55,194 With the mating season almost over, we can observe the couples 222 00:10:55,234 --> 00:10:59,954 attaching themselves firmly to mates and locking on. 223 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:04,754 KISSING Mm, stretching. 224 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,034 And before leaving the safety of the den 225 00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:08,434 and migrating to a colder climate, 226 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:11,714 elaborate grooming rituals take place... 227 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,314 . 228 00:11:17,114 --> 00:11:20,514 Oh, my sweet... 229 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:24,274 It's all right. SHE LAUGHS 230 00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:25,834 Can I get that nose hair while I'm here? 231 00:11:25,874 --> 00:11:31,714 Ooh! Yes! 232 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:32,954 Let me just look if it's gone properly. 233 00:11:32,994 --> 00:11:35,034 Yeah! 234 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:37,434 SHE LAUGHS 235 00:11:37,474 --> 00:11:39,074 This female will gather enough hair in one day 236 00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:44,754 to build a nest in the Yorkshire countryside on her return. 237 00:11:44,794 --> 00:11:49,114 As the couples ready themselves for life outside the villa. 238 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,434 Word of advice - when one of your mates thinks it's a good idea 239 00:11:56,474 --> 00:12:00,154 to do stand-up comedy, don't encourage him. 240 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:03,994 No, Lochan. No, don't do it! 241 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,634 Right, go round and do impressions. Start with... 242 00:12:05,674 --> 00:12:08,714 Go round and do impressions. 243 00:12:08,754 --> 00:12:13,954 AS ZACH:So, lads, my POA tonight is obviously just chill with Moll. 244 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,754 See how the drama unfolds. LAUGHTER 245 00:12:16,794 --> 00:12:20,154 And yeah, every day gets better with this girl. 246 00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:24,274 Starting to get some real feelings. 247 00:12:24,314 --> 00:12:25,314 But I'm chilling. 248 00:12:25,354 --> 00:12:27,154 LAUGHTER 249 00:12:27,194 --> 00:12:29,474 Do Ty, do Ty. I'll try and do Ty. 250 00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:32,154 AS TY:Yeah, like... 251 00:12:32,194 --> 00:12:33,434 Me and Ella, it's going a good place now. 252 00:12:33,474 --> 00:12:34,914 I'm talking really fast now, me and Ella... 253 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,314 MUMBLES QUICKLY 254 00:12:37,354 --> 00:12:41,914 Yo. Fair. 255 00:12:41,954 --> 00:12:46,354 AS SAMMY:The girls are being... INDISTINCT 256 00:12:46,394 --> 00:12:47,634 I'll be real, lads... 257 00:12:47,674 --> 00:12:49,074 That's how you start every conversation. 258 00:12:49,114 --> 00:12:51,194 "I mean, I'll be real." 259 00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:52,714 That's it, he claps as well. Yeah, I do. 260 00:12:52,754 --> 00:12:54,074 "I'll be real." I do do that. 261 00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,074 And it's the arm there. "I'll be real." 262 00:12:56,114 --> 00:12:59,394 CLAPS No, I don't do that, bro. 263 00:12:59,434 --> 00:13:00,914 I do that. "I'll be real." 264 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,594 I don't ever sit like that, bro. 265 00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:07,594 Sometimes double action. 266 00:13:07,634 --> 00:13:08,954 What can I say about ours either? 267 00:13:08,994 --> 00:13:10,314 The weather's not good. "I'll be real." 268 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,114 "I'll be real." 269 00:13:13,154 --> 00:13:16,914 LAUGHTER 270 00:13:16,954 --> 00:13:19,434 IAIN, AS SAMMY: They were really terrible impressions. 271 00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:22,794 Luke Kempner, you can sleep safe in your bed tonight. 272 00:13:28,634 --> 00:13:32,474 Here's an unseen clip of the Islanders hanging out in the garden. 273 00:13:37,114 --> 00:13:41,314 {\an8}Come back after the break to find out. 274 00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,674 IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 275 00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:55,354 which will be very unseen after today. 276 00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:58,034 It's the last show of the series. 277 00:13:58,074 --> 00:14:00,914 Hair-raising news, I know. SHE SCOFFS 278 00:14:00,954 --> 00:14:03,034 We're waltzing through the Islanders' final week. 279 00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:05,834 Ah... bluh... yoo. 280 00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:07,594 This is how we roll. 281 00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:08,754 COUGH Someone smells. 282 00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:11,274 It ain't my feet. 283 00:14:11,314 --> 00:14:13,034 And anything goes round here. 284 00:14:13,074 --> 00:14:14,074 Ahhh! 285 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:16,954 GROWLY THROATY RASPS 286 00:14:16,994 --> 00:14:19,714 THEY CHOKE, LAUGH 287 00:14:19,754 --> 00:14:26,834 Everyone's doing this! GROWLING CONTINUES 288 00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:27,874 IAIN: Before the break, 289 00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:30,154 we saw an unseen bit of the Islanders hanging around the garden. 290 00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:31,394 I'll come boxing with you, though. 291 00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,954 Well, here's... 292 00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:34,234 Scott's doing... Oh, my God. 293 00:14:38,074 --> 00:14:39,194 Oh, my God. 294 00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,634 LAUGHTER 295 00:14:41,674 --> 00:14:42,914 Did you just push him in? Zach... 296 00:14:42,954 --> 00:14:44,754 Did you fall? 297 00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:48,594 LAUGHTER CONTINUES What's he just done? 298 00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,834 He's lost a Croc! 299 00:14:50,874 --> 00:14:55,074 IAIN: Careful, everyone, there's a croc in the swimming pool! 300 00:14:55,114 --> 00:14:58,514 Does that sound more like a comment off I'm A Celeb than Love Island? 301 00:15:04,674 --> 00:15:06,314 This next unseen clip answers the age-old question, 302 00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:11,194 "why did the chicken cross the road?" 303 00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:12,314 Turns out it was trying to avoid 304 00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:13,954 having to listen to this brain- scribbling banter. 305 00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,674 this brain-scribbling banter. 306 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,074 Trust me, I'm not "eggs"-aggerating. 307 00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:18,954 So every single morning, your chickens lay eggs. 308 00:15:18,994 --> 00:15:20,714 You've got chickens? 309 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,114 I used to have... I used to have chickens. 310 00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:24,434 This might be a bit of a daft question. 311 00:15:24,474 --> 00:15:27,114 Here we go. Here we go. 312 00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:29,154 How do you know it's not an actual baby in a chicken? 313 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,674 I was saying this earlier. I don't. 314 00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,994 You shake it. Shake it! 315 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:34,754 How do you actually know that, though? 316 00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:36,394 Does anyone actually know? 317 00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:39,274 Babe, you're the one with the chickens. 318 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,634 Don't you have to like, sit on them, don't you? 319 00:15:42,674 --> 00:15:43,754 What, you sit on them? 320 00:15:43,794 --> 00:15:45,794 Molly sits on the chicken eggs! 321 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:48,714 Surely it's like once a year, no? 322 00:15:48,754 --> 00:15:50,514 No, I YouTubed it one time. 323 00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:54,154 You hold it up to the sun and it makes the eggshell transparent. 324 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,434 Yeah. But, what, what, what? 325 00:15:55,474 --> 00:15:57,394 And then after that, you shake it next to your ear. 326 00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,874 What, you're meant to check every single egg 327 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,514 to see if there's a little chicken in it? 328 00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,314 Well, it won't be if you get them from the supermarket. 329 00:16:02,354 --> 00:16:04,554 No, I'm talking about my chickens. Oh. I don't know... 330 00:16:04,594 --> 00:16:07,274 What are the chickens' names? Uh, Leah and Lois. 331 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,554 What's your chickens' names, Molly? 332 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,674 Cockaletta. What? Cockaletta. 333 00:16:10,714 --> 00:16:12,554 Cock a letter? 334 00:16:12,594 --> 00:16:14,834 Mm. It was Chickaletta from Paw Patrol, but then she died. 335 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,514 If I had chickens, I'd be so dark with my names. 336 00:16:18,554 --> 00:16:20,474 I'd call them like seasonings or something. 337 00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,594 That's what my best mate does. 338 00:16:22,634 --> 00:16:26,274 Cos it's Salt & Pepper, Sweet & Sour... er, Fried. 339 00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:28,994 Yeah, like I'd just name them after food. 340 00:16:29,034 --> 00:16:30,074 IAIN: Fried and Sweet & Sour? 341 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,754 No self-respecting chicken is going to stick around 342 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:34,234 for a name like that. 343 00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:44,994 With the Women's World Cup headlines dominating the world of sport 344 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,554 this week, it was time for Love Island: Unseen Bits 345 00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:49,394 to provide some alternative entertainment, 346 00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:56,754 with more from the Love Island Summer Games 2023 pool events. 347 00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:58,314 Wow! 348 00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:03,114 And in this heat, we saw competitors warming up for the underwater swim. 349 00:17:03,154 --> 00:17:04,194 Entries this year are from Abi, 350 00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:08,394 who may have an advantage in the gene pool. 351 00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:10,194 Yeah, her sister's like Olympic swimmer or something. 352 00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:11,714 Doesn't mean she is. 353 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:15,394 Yeah, but, d'you know what I mean, they obviously got the good genes. 354 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,314 IAIN: But will good genes be enough to take on Scott the jock? 355 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:25,114 Jock as in sporty, not a Scot. I'm the Scot, not... Scott. 356 00:17:25,154 --> 00:17:27,994 With both athletes ready to go and spectators taking poolside seats, 357 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:30,834 they're under starters' orders. 358 00:17:30,874 --> 00:17:34,874 Three... two, one, go! 359 00:17:34,914 --> 00:17:37,674 Oh, and Aquatic Abi is swimming into the lead. 360 00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:40,394 Wow, Abi's fast! 361 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,874 She's like a stingray gliding through the water. 362 00:17:42,914 --> 00:17:44,754 I hate breathing underwater, do you? 363 00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,194 No-one can breathe underwater. 364 00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,954 Know when you like, breathe out, don't you? When hitting the water. 365 00:17:48,994 --> 00:17:51,554 What? 366 00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:53,154 When you go underwater, when you're swimming, 367 00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:55,114 you breathe out, you don't hold your breath. 368 00:17:55,154 --> 00:17:56,434 Yeah, what, all the bubbles? 369 00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:58,474 IAIN: And it looks like the underwater bubble-blowing vector 370 00:17:58,514 --> 00:18:00,674 is Abi. 371 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:05,314 Abi, you're such a good swimmer! 372 00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:06,714 Leaving Scott very much in her wake, 373 00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:10,394 Abi is Unseen Bits' 2023 Underwater Summer Games Champion. 374 00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:10,714 IAIN: And 375 00:18:10,754 --> 00:18:10,834 IAIN: And it 376 00:18:10,874 --> 00:18:10,954 IAIN: And it looks 377 00:18:10,994 --> 00:18:11,074 IAIN: And it looks like 378 00:18:11,114 --> 00:18:11,354 IAIN: And it looks like the 379 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:11,634 the underwater 380 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,514 the underwater bubble-blowing 381 00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,834 As it's the last week, our Islanders are finally relaxing 382 00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:21,634 and reflecting on the fact there are no more bombshells 383 00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:25,514 or major shocks left to throw them off their game. 384 00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,114 There's no-one else coming in now. Yeah. 385 00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,994 There's, it is literally, we can just focus on us, 386 00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:32,394 do you know what I mean? There's no other distractions. 387 00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:36,554 And it's not like... I wouldn't put it as "us", in like... 388 00:18:36,594 --> 00:18:44,634 Oh, my God, Oh, my God. Oh, my sweet Jesus. Oh, my fuck. 389 00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:46,594 IAIN: You took the words right out of my mouth, Ty. 390 00:18:46,634 --> 00:18:51,754 It's... 391 00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:53,514 And before they all buzz off, 392 00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:56,234 the bugs want to say goodbye to the girls. 393 00:18:56,274 --> 00:18:58,194 Lovin' hip-hop. Yeah. It's literally... 394 00:18:58,234 --> 00:18:59,634 SCREAMS 395 00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:00,994 It's fuckin'... 396 00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,074 Ew, they're just dirty! 397 00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:07,354 Yeah, they're literally just ugly and big. Get off my brushes! 398 00:19:07,394 --> 00:19:10,154 Ew. 399 00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:18,754 ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSHES WHIR 400 00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,634 Get off my hand! Get off my... aaargh! 401 00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:28,474 LAUGHS Off! 402 00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:31,474 Fuck... o...! SCREAMS 403 00:19:31,514 --> 00:19:34,794 These flies have been on us. 404 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,754 Like even the thought of it now, I can taste the thought, I... Yeah. 405 00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:40,834 BUZZING 406 00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:41,914 Fuck off. 407 00:19:41,954 --> 00:19:43,914 I definitely think there's aliens about, you know. 408 00:19:43,954 --> 00:19:45,754 IAIN: Oh, Abi, that's not an alien, that's just a fly. 409 00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:46,954 What? 410 00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:49,554 BUZZING 411 00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:50,794 IAIN, AS FLY: Very kind of you to say so. 412 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,114 And, of course, there is no such thing as aliens. 413 00:19:53,154 --> 00:19:56,754 Eh, what's happening? Oh, no! I'm being abducted! 414 00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:59,354 Help! Where are you taking me? 415 00:19:59,394 --> 00:20:03,874 Please, not Venus, they have fly traps there! 416 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,114 IAIN: Poolside, the boys are playing a game of odds-on. 417 00:20:12,154 --> 00:20:13,114 Go on, then. 418 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:15,554 Three, two, one... 419 00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:17,594 Eight. Six. Ohh!! 420 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,674 You've gotta do it, then. 421 00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:20,434 IAIN: It's odds-on I have no idea what this game is. 422 00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:22,154 Three, two, one... THEY CALL OUT DIFFERENT NUMBERS 423 00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:24,234 Ohhh! Are you for Mitch's toe? 424 00:20:24,274 --> 00:20:31,234 Three, two, one... Two. Yes! It's the fucking best! 425 00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:37,834 LAUGHTER Quick! 426 00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:40,634 Ewww! 427 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:41,634 SCREAMS 428 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,634 LAUGHTER 429 00:20:43,674 --> 00:20:47,834 Eurgh! That was a weird feeling, bro. 430 00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,874 IAIN: Haven't you tasted "toe"-fu? 431 00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:53,394 It's like sucking other people's toes, only with noodles. 432 00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:55,354 Let's be honest, these guys have been chatting to each other 433 00:20:55,394 --> 00:20:56,434 for two months straight now 434 00:20:56,474 --> 00:20:59,834 and they're running out of stuff to talk about. 435 00:20:59,874 --> 00:21:02,034 Would you rather - that's the first one, though - 436 00:21:02,074 --> 00:21:03,434 would you rather have sex with a dolphin 437 00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:05,434 and no-one know about it, 438 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:11,754 or not have sex with a dolphin, but everyone think you did. 439 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:18,474 IAIN: If I were a dolphin, I'd be flipping out about this. 440 00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:20,914 Maybe we should make a podcast. 441 00:21:20,954 --> 00:21:21,994 Meanwhile, the boys are still 442 00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,554 trying to work out how many numbers make 10. 443 00:21:23,594 --> 00:21:26,794 Three, two, one... TOGETHER: Four. 444 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,474 Oh, my God! 445 00:21:28,514 --> 00:21:32,474 I didn't mess about, I knew it! I read it, I read it! 446 00:21:32,514 --> 00:21:34,314 He has to flop up like a fish. 447 00:21:34,354 --> 00:21:39,994 You're only just down and up, bro. 448 00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,994 Mitch, d'you wanna try some of Lochan's carbonara? 449 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,994 Haven't had it yet, thank you. 450 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:48,994 Mm! Zach? 451 00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:50,994 That's real. 452 00:21:51,034 --> 00:21:52,514 Sammy? Sammy's making sure... 453 00:21:52,554 --> 00:21:55,954 Lochan, bro. 454 00:21:55,994 --> 00:22:01,274 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Abi? 455 00:22:01,314 --> 00:22:03,634 Yeah, go on, I'll have another piece. 456 00:22:03,674 --> 00:22:07,634 He's on seven. 13 more. Fucking hell. 457 00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:08,674 IAIN: Well done, Scott. 458 00:22:08,714 --> 00:22:12,354 Throw the lad a fish, or maybe some carbonara. 459 00:22:19,474 --> 00:22:22,034 Jess, I actually need a bikini. 460 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,034 IAIN: Here's an unseen clip of Ella, Molly and Abi 461 00:22:24,074 --> 00:22:26,074 heading to the dressing room to choose what to wear for the day. 462 00:22:26,114 --> 00:22:33,354 But... 463 00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:22,749 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 464 00:45:22,789 --> 00:45:23,989 the ultimate clash of cultures... 465 00:45:24,029 --> 00:45:25,029 LAUGHTER 466 00:45:25,069 --> 00:45:25,989 ..and cartilage. 467 00:45:26,029 --> 00:45:28,629 Sounded painful. 468 00:45:28,669 --> 00:45:32,269 We're the TV equivalent of a big, cosy cuddle. 469 00:45:32,309 --> 00:45:33,269 Come here, you! 470 00:45:33,309 --> 00:45:34,349 # It goes like this... # 471 00:45:34,389 --> 00:45:38,149 As well as cuddles, we also believe that manners maketh the Mitch... 472 00:45:38,189 --> 00:45:41,909 Good evening, sir. 473 00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:46,989 ..silliness maketh the Sammy... 474 00:45:47,029 --> 00:45:48,669 Ah! JESS SCREAMS 475 00:45:48,709 --> 00:45:50,389 LAUGHTER 476 00:45:50,429 --> 00:45:54,389 Ah-ha-ha! 477 00:45:54,429 --> 00:45:57,269 ..and Jess maketh a jester. WHITNEY CHUCKLES 478 00:45:57,309 --> 00:45:59,229 Oh, my God! 479 00:45:59,269 --> 00:46:02,389 You need help. 480 00:46:04,349 --> 00:46:05,429 CAMERA CLICKING 481 00:46:05,469 --> 00:46:09,429 But we will have you smiling to the end. 482 00:46:09,469 --> 00:46:11,189 Everyone's got nice teeth here. 483 00:46:11,229 --> 00:46:12,629 Your teeth proper suit you, Ty. I like 'em. 484 00:46:12,669 --> 00:46:15,389 Cheers, mate. They're his own as well. 485 00:46:15,429 --> 00:46:17,389 Are they actually yours? Amazing. LOCHAN LAUGHS 486 00:46:17,429 --> 00:46:19,469 WHITNEY: Amazing! 487 00:46:19,509 --> 00:46:21,869 # In my happy place 488 00:46:21,909 --> 00:46:23,629 # My life is bliss 489 00:46:23,669 --> 00:46:29,309 # Cos you don't exist. # 490 00:46:29,349 --> 00:46:31,829 IAIN: Earlier, we saw Molly, Abi and Ella head to the dressing room, 491 00:46:31,869 --> 00:46:34,869 but... 492 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:40,069 WHITNEY:Where are my headbands? 493 00:46:40,109 --> 00:46:41,149 WHITNEY SCREAMS 494 00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:43,109 ABI:Oh, my God. Jess! 495 00:46:43,149 --> 00:46:46,309 SCREAMING CONTINUES 496 00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:47,789 What's happened? ELLA B: What? 497 00:46:47,829 --> 00:46:48,789 Has she farted? 498 00:46:48,829 --> 00:46:50,429 Literally, I was going through Jess's bikinis, 499 00:46:50,469 --> 00:46:51,669 and I see the fattest beetle come out. 500 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:54,349 No! Ah! 501 00:46:54,389 --> 00:46:56,629 Is it big? 502 00:46:56,669 --> 00:47:00,869 What? That is just disgusting! 503 00:47:00,909 --> 00:47:02,749 THEY LAUGH, ELLA B SCREAMS 504 00:47:02,789 --> 00:47:04,029 Agh! What, that's come out of a bikini?! 505 00:47:04,069 --> 00:47:06,989 I swear! Ew! Ew! 506 00:47:07,029 --> 00:47:10,709 Oh, it's moving. That's been in your knickers! 507 00:47:10,749 --> 00:47:13,829 You know they fly as well? That's been in your pants! 508 00:47:13,869 --> 00:47:16,269 IAIN: Poor Jess, ants in your pants is one thing, 509 00:47:16,309 --> 00:47:21,229 but beetles in your bikini is quite another. 510 00:47:25,989 --> 00:47:29,949 Remember that unseen bit many moons ago of Scott pogo-ing in the pool? 511 00:47:29,989 --> 00:47:31,589 Well, he's still at it. 512 00:47:31,629 --> 00:47:35,629 Look. 513 00:47:35,669 --> 00:47:36,869 This is your mans. I know. 514 00:47:36,909 --> 00:47:38,109 LAUGHTER 515 00:47:38,149 --> 00:47:41,829 Oh, no! ABI LAUGHS 516 00:47:41,869 --> 00:47:43,109 Is this when she knew he was the one? 517 00:47:43,149 --> 00:47:45,869 Wow. 518 00:47:45,909 --> 00:47:48,189 MITCH: Jess? 519 00:47:48,229 --> 00:47:50,109 He needs more head... like, body movement. It's just head. 520 00:47:50,149 --> 00:47:52,389 THEY LAUGH 521 00:47:52,429 --> 00:47:54,949 IAIN: Let's just leave him to it, shall we? 522 00:47:59,909 --> 00:48:03,989 CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS 523 00:48:04,029 --> 00:48:05,829 This week, we saw an award ceremony of epic proportions, 524 00:48:05,869 --> 00:48:08,589 when the Grafties hit the villa. 525 00:48:08,629 --> 00:48:09,669 Wow! 526 00:48:09,709 --> 00:48:12,909 ABI:'I find it attractive when a guy grafts me.' 527 00:48:12,949 --> 00:48:15,829 You know I fancy you. We get on. WHITNEY GASPS 528 00:48:15,869 --> 00:48:18,989 APPLAUSE MOLLY:Well done, Ella. 529 00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:21,189 And now the even more hungrily anticipated ceremony, 530 00:48:21,229 --> 00:48:24,309 welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits' own award, 531 00:48:24,349 --> 00:48:29,389 I give you... the Dafties. 532 00:48:35,189 --> 00:48:36,709 And with no further delay, we begin with 533 00:48:36,749 --> 00:48:41,949 the WTF, no-idea-what-they're- actually-talking-about award. 534 00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:44,949 HARP CHIMES And our first nominee is Jess. 535 00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,869 Leah, what's the name of the bike with, like, two people on? 536 00:48:47,909 --> 00:48:50,629 The what? The name of the bike with two people on. 537 00:48:50,669 --> 00:48:52,829 They have them in... LAUGHTER 538 00:48:52,869 --> 00:48:55,469 The double bike? That's what I said. It's a double bike. 539 00:48:55,509 --> 00:48:57,909 It's not! LAUGHTER CONTINUES 540 00:48:57,949 --> 00:49:01,349 What's it called? Oh, that's gonna have me now. 541 00:49:01,389 --> 00:49:02,949 Next up, it's Sammy. 542 00:49:14,189 --> 00:49:15,749 And the winner is... 543 00:49:15,789 --> 00:49:21,709 sleep-talking Sammy, for his unintelligible night chats. 544 00:49:21,749 --> 00:49:23,469 Next, we have the Bad Mad Moves award. 545 00:49:23,509 --> 00:49:24,949 And first up, it's the girls. 546 00:49:24,989 --> 00:49:26,269 ALL:# Bad bitch Uh-uh 547 00:49:26,309 --> 00:49:30,029 # It's giving bad bitch... Mm-mm, uh-uh 548 00:49:30,069 --> 00:49:34,589 # Uh-uh Ah-ah. # 549 00:49:34,629 --> 00:49:36,949 Next up, the boys. 550 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:42,269 I'm stiff! I'm... Man, I'm stiff. I need to loosen up! 551 00:49:42,309 --> 00:49:44,829 Oh! Zach's gonna twerk again. 552 00:49:44,869 --> 00:49:48,709 And finally, it's a double-header from Jess and Molly. 553 00:49:48,749 --> 00:49:58,389 Break it down! 554 00:49:58,429 --> 00:50:04,109 With Jess and Molly stealing the prize. 555 00:50:06,349 --> 00:50:10,029 And finally, the ultimate Unseen Bits award for the fartiest. 556 00:50:10,069 --> 00:50:11,549 In this category, for the boys, it's Mitch... 557 00:50:11,589 --> 00:50:13,589 FARTING 558 00:50:13,629 --> 00:50:15,069 Oh, my God, bruv, you trump. 559 00:50:15,109 --> 00:50:16,229 ..and Ty. 560 00:50:16,269 --> 00:50:19,309 FARTING Oh, Ty, bro! 561 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,389 THEY LAUGH 562 00:50:20,429 --> 00:50:23,309 And for the girls, it's Jess... FARTING 563 00:50:23,349 --> 00:50:26,149 Jess! The aircon is wafting it my way! 564 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:29,229 ..and Whitney. HIGH-PITCHED FART 565 00:50:29,269 --> 00:50:32,549 CATHERINE:Oh, my God, Whitney! SHE LAUGHS 566 00:50:32,589 --> 00:50:34,509 With another cheeky bonus entry from Jess. 567 00:50:34,549 --> 00:50:36,669 Wait... FARTING 568 00:50:36,709 --> 00:50:38,269 THEY LAUGH 569 00:50:38,309 --> 00:50:39,869 It's a champion cracker, 570 00:50:39,909 --> 00:50:42,429 and Jess takes the award for phenomenal farts. 571 00:50:42,469 --> 00:50:46,149 Whoo! 572 00:50:52,309 --> 00:50:53,349 Here is an unseen bit 573 00:50:53,389 --> 00:50:58,069 of the boys sharing an intimate moment together in bed. Aw! 574 00:50:58,109 --> 00:50:59,309 Molly snores, you know. 575 00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:01,949 Is it? Yeah, bro. It's bare cute. 576 00:51:01,989 --> 00:51:03,189 How does she snore? 577 00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:07,549 Like... it's just, like, one... ZACH SNORES 578 00:51:07,589 --> 00:51:09,669 And then she won't do it again for... for hours. 579 00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:10,949 Oh, good. You're just at the phase 580 00:51:10,989 --> 00:51:13,429 where anything she does is adorable to you. 581 00:51:13,469 --> 00:51:15,069 No, it's just cute. It's just, like... 582 00:51:15,109 --> 00:51:16,149 You said, "It's just cute..." 583 00:51:16,189 --> 00:51:17,749 If I said, "Molly snoring, she's bare cute." What? 584 00:51:17,789 --> 00:51:20,069 It's just a cute snore, like, it's just, like, the most unexpected... 585 00:51:20,109 --> 00:51:21,829 ZACH SNORES 586 00:51:21,869 --> 00:51:25,309 Oi, you're me, I'm Ella. Just nudge me a bit. 587 00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:26,589 She does this. 588 00:51:26,629 --> 00:51:34,869 HIGH-PITCHED WHINING, LAUGHTER 589 00:51:34,909 --> 00:51:40,589 SAMMY:Dead. WHINING CONTINUES 590 00:51:40,629 --> 00:51:42,069 She'll just do that, and I'm like, "What!?" 591 00:51:42,109 --> 00:51:44,029 Mitch, it sounds more like you've got to adjust the pressure 592 00:51:44,069 --> 00:51:46,669 on the gas valve. 593 00:51:54,309 --> 00:51:57,709 MUSIC: 'Let the Games Begin' by BEGINNERS and Night Panda 594 00:51:57,749 --> 00:52:00,629 Oh! What is that, bruv? 595 00:52:00,669 --> 00:52:01,829 Nothing can spike fear in an Islander 596 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:07,549 more than an unexpected visit from a Love Island legend. 597 00:52:07,589 --> 00:52:11,429 They could appear in the villa at any time. 598 00:52:11,469 --> 00:52:12,469 # Let the games begin... # 599 00:52:12,509 --> 00:52:16,709 Like a puma, the Jama always brings drama. 600 00:52:16,749 --> 00:52:18,029 Yes, it's our fiendish feline friend... 601 00:52:18,069 --> 00:52:23,469 Meowa Jama. 602 00:52:23,509 --> 00:52:26,509 'TOP CAT' THEME PLAYS 603 00:52:26,549 --> 00:52:28,589 And Meowa's arrival means only one thing... 604 00:52:28,629 --> 00:52:31,509 TEXT ALERT ..a cat-astrophic dumping. 605 00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:34,669 The public has been voting for the most compatible couple. 606 00:52:34,709 --> 00:52:37,749 Let's just pause for dramatic effect here. 607 00:52:37,789 --> 00:52:40,109 # Top Cat... # 608 00:52:40,149 --> 00:52:41,989 So, the couple we've decided to dump from the island is... 609 00:52:42,029 --> 00:52:44,989 The claws were out. 610 00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:47,869 ..Scott and Abi. 611 00:52:47,909 --> 00:52:50,229 # He's the most tiptop, Top Cat. # 612 00:52:50,269 --> 00:52:53,509 And no "purrfect" ending for Scott and Abi. 613 00:52:53,549 --> 00:52:54,549 It was a job well done from Meowa, 614 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:56,869 and after coughing up a hairball on the day bad 615 00:52:56,909 --> 00:52:59,189 and using one of the beanbags as a litter tray, 616 00:52:59,229 --> 00:53:00,509 it was time to leave the villa. 617 00:53:00,549 --> 00:53:03,349 Oi, leave that mouse alone! 618 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:07,669 For the remaining Islanders, it was time to reflect. 619 00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:10,669 We're happy. I'm happy. 620 00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:12,429 Me too. 621 00:53:12,469 --> 00:53:18,309 Zach and Molly were "feline" they had a "stroke" of good luck. 622 00:53:18,349 --> 00:53:19,389 # Hello, kitty, hello, kitty. # 623 00:53:19,429 --> 00:53:21,109 But there was no sourpusses in the villa, 624 00:53:21,149 --> 00:53:26,629 as Ty brought the positive mental cat... titude. 625 00:53:26,669 --> 00:53:29,749 Shout out all the couples that's still here! 626 00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:31,749 Five left! LAUGHTER 627 00:53:31,789 --> 00:53:32,829 WHITNEY:Big five. 628 00:53:32,869 --> 00:53:34,069 We don't know how long we've got left! 629 00:53:34,109 --> 00:53:36,029 But we're all outside! 630 00:53:36,069 --> 00:53:38,509 LOCHAN:Cheers! Good luck, everyone! Cheers, man! 631 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,749 LAUGHTER 632 00:53:39,789 --> 00:53:41,829 Cheers to still being here with all you lovely, lovely people! 633 00:53:41,869 --> 00:53:43,349 Let's cheers to a toastie! 634 00:53:43,389 --> 00:53:44,629 No. WHITNEY:Fuck off! 635 00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:46,029 No toasties. 636 00:53:46,069 --> 00:53:48,749 Ask me nicely! THEY LAUGH 637 00:53:48,789 --> 00:53:52,069 When cat jokes are awful, get "meow" out there! 638 00:53:57,509 --> 00:54:00,949 Here's an unseen bit of the boys on the daybeds. 639 00:54:00,989 --> 00:54:04,149 LOCHAN:Now hold it... for 30 seconds. 640 00:54:04,189 --> 00:54:05,189 SAMMY:Ah! Ah. TY:Hold it down. 641 00:54:05,229 --> 00:54:07,269 Oh, bro! You're digging in, man. MITCH:Sorry, sorry, sorry. 642 00:54:07,309 --> 00:54:08,229 Yeah, he has to. 643 00:54:08,269 --> 00:54:09,909 {\an8}But... 644 00:54:22,584 --> 00:54:24,024 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the final part 645 00:54:24,064 --> 00:54:28,664 of the final Love Island: Unseen Bits of the year. 646 00:54:28,704 --> 00:54:30,264 I'm a big fan of the show. So glad you like it. 647 00:54:30,304 --> 00:54:31,744 Enjoy the rest of your night. Thank you, sir. 648 00:54:31,784 --> 00:54:35,064 And if there's anything you'd like, please, let me know. 649 00:54:35,104 --> 00:54:37,904 As we still have a foaming feast of unseen action to serve up. 650 00:54:37,944 --> 00:54:41,224 You're fucking licking me. 651 00:54:41,264 --> 00:54:44,144 It's the final week, but things are still sizzling.Ah! 652 00:54:44,184 --> 00:54:46,784 And we still have some roaring good unedited clips left to share. 653 00:54:46,824 --> 00:54:50,464 THEY ROAR 654 00:54:55,344 --> 00:54:56,504 Before the break, 655 00:54:56,544 --> 00:54:59,744 we saw the boys doing something to Sammy on the daybed. 656 00:54:59,784 --> 00:55:03,224 Now, hold it for 30 seconds. Argh! Argh! 657 00:55:03,264 --> 00:55:05,104 Hold it down. Hold it down. Bro, you're digging it in, man. 658 00:55:05,144 --> 00:55:07,104 It has to. It has to. 659 00:55:07,144 --> 00:55:08,944 That's gonna look so funny. Don't say anything either. 660 00:55:08,984 --> 00:55:11,144 Just wait, don't say anything till she notices. 661 00:55:11,184 --> 00:55:13,464 {\an8}Well, here's... 662 00:55:16,424 --> 00:55:17,944 You've gotta keep it on all day, though. No, no. 663 00:55:17,984 --> 00:55:19,024 Of course you have. Argh! Argh! 664 00:55:19,064 --> 00:55:22,424 THEY CHUCKLE Let me see. Let's see. 665 00:55:22,464 --> 00:55:29,544 It's all stuck to my skin, bro. 666 00:55:29,584 --> 00:55:32,504 That's burning, bruv. Yeah, good. 667 00:55:32,544 --> 00:55:36,584 When you're eating your toasties, she'll probably clock. 668 00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:38,184 TY WHEEZES It feels horrible, mate. 669 00:55:43,144 --> 00:55:44,304 IAIN: Here's another unseen clip, 670 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:46,304 and you might need to grab the tissues for this one. 671 00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:48,864 How are you two feeling? You seem like you're both really happy. 672 00:55:48,904 --> 00:55:54,104 Yeah. I'm very happy. Oh? Sneeze? 673 00:55:54,144 --> 00:55:57,464 Pineapples. Pineapples. 674 00:55:57,504 --> 00:55:59,944 Is that actually true? You've gotta think of them or say it? 675 00:55:59,984 --> 00:56:02,784 You say pineapples. 676 00:56:02,824 --> 00:56:05,624 What, you say it? Or you think about one? You say it. 677 00:56:05,664 --> 00:56:09,504 You know a sneeze is like an orgasm? That's like 1/30th or something. 678 00:56:09,544 --> 00:56:12,184 When I sneeze, my whole body goes... Hup! 679 00:56:12,224 --> 00:56:14,744 Yeah, it's clench. Snap! I want you to sneeze. 680 00:56:14,784 --> 00:56:18,744 It sounds great (!) Eurgh! 681 00:56:18,784 --> 00:56:20,304 Imagine that is true, though. One sec. 682 00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:23,504 Have you got hay fever? No. 683 00:56:23,544 --> 00:56:27,224 IAIN: Shame, it would mean a very orgasmic summer if you did. 684 00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:37,104 This week saw the remaining five couples go on their epic dates. 685 00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:40,304 # I, I believe... # 686 00:56:40,344 --> 00:56:42,304 I mean, it is a shame we didn't bring our speedos. 687 00:56:42,344 --> 00:56:46,184 Them pink ones you've got. Have to just skinny dip, I guess. 688 00:56:46,224 --> 00:56:50,224 # You, just like me... # 689 00:56:50,264 --> 00:56:52,424 Can you get down on one knee? No, I'm joking. 690 00:56:52,464 --> 00:56:54,904 We are weird.We are weird. Do you know what? Yeah. 691 00:56:54,944 --> 00:56:58,024 We actually are. You've just gotta accept that. 692 00:56:58,064 --> 00:57:01,024 But it's good. Weird is attractive. Weird is good. 693 00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:04,224 # But always get Where we need to go... # 694 00:57:04,264 --> 00:57:07,304 Let's say we're on a yacht, I fall into the ocean. 695 00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:10,744 Someone will come and save you. And I will be there to direct them. 696 00:57:10,784 --> 00:57:14,024 "He was there. Go get him." THEY CHUCKLE 697 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:17,744 "He was somewhere there." You're savage! 698 00:57:17,784 --> 00:57:20,944 # For every moment What we had and what will be... # 699 00:57:20,984 --> 00:57:23,144 Shit. You get me nervous. What kind of life is this? 700 00:57:23,184 --> 00:57:28,464 Don't be nervous, babe. I love you. I don't get nervous.Boyfriend. 701 00:57:28,504 --> 00:57:32,704 SHE CHUCKLES My girl. You buzzing? 702 00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:35,184 I'm not even gonna lie, I've already been talking about you, 703 00:57:35,224 --> 00:57:38,264 calling you my man, so... THEY CHUCKLE 704 00:57:38,304 --> 00:57:41,384 # They say the best days Are yet to come 705 00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:42,624 # But I know that ain't true... # 706 00:57:42,664 --> 00:57:45,104 I'm so hungry. I do want some mango, though, some just gonna have to... 707 00:57:45,144 --> 00:57:47,744 Bear with me. Do you want some mango? 708 00:57:47,784 --> 00:57:50,904 Are you sure? That's some good mango. 709 00:57:50,944 --> 00:57:57,184 I'll let you finish eating. 710 00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:00,504 This is literally what I wanted for my 16th birthday party 711 00:58:00,544 --> 00:58:03,304 when I said, "Pink and pool party." 712 00:58:03,344 --> 00:58:05,424 Now we're here. And I didn't get it, and now I have. 713 00:58:05,464 --> 00:58:09,504 CHUCKLES 714 00:58:12,024 --> 00:58:14,424 # I'm still my best with you. # 715 00:58:14,464 --> 00:58:15,704 IAIN: Well, here are some unseen bits 716 00:58:15,744 --> 00:58:19,104 of how the girls prepare for the dates. 717 00:58:19,144 --> 00:58:21,384 Er, look... Look... 718 00:58:21,424 --> 00:58:25,624 What? What? What? My bow. 719 00:58:25,664 --> 00:58:28,224 No! Eurgh! 720 00:58:28,264 --> 00:58:31,024 Why is it so slow? Why is it not moving? 721 00:58:31,064 --> 00:58:32,544 Got a friend. They're so weird. 722 00:58:32,584 --> 00:58:34,904 His name's Fifi. Fifi the fly. 723 00:58:34,944 --> 00:58:40,144 SHE SHRIEKS Fuck off, Fifi. Fifi, fuck off! 724 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:45,184 Argh! Get off me. Fifi. 725 00:58:45,224 --> 00:58:47,824 IAIN AS FIFI: Hey, girls, can I come on an epic date with one of you? 726 00:58:47,864 --> 00:58:52,464 I could be your wing girl! 727 00:58:52,504 --> 00:58:57,024 Fifi. Fifi! 728 00:58:57,064 --> 00:59:00,384 Fifi's gone in Molly's wardrobe. What are you on about? 729 00:59:00,424 --> 00:59:03,184 Fifi the fly. What, is she in there? Yeah. 730 00:59:03,224 --> 00:59:06,424 Tell her to get out, then. Fifi, get out. 731 00:59:06,464 --> 00:59:10,304 Oh, come on, please. Ella, Whitney! 732 00:59:10,344 --> 00:59:14,824 Ugh! Fifi, get off me. She's actually in your hair. 733 00:59:14,864 --> 00:59:17,264 Is it still in there? Get Fifi out, please. 734 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:18,304 CHUCKLES 735 00:59:18,344 --> 00:59:20,904 Fifi, you're being annoying. Get out, Fifi! 736 00:59:20,944 --> 00:59:23,344 THEY CHUCKLE 737 00:59:23,384 --> 00:59:24,864 Meet Fifi. 738 00:59:24,904 --> 00:59:28,024 Come on, "swat's" the problem here? 739 00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:31,704 Fifi on Spiky Sue. Fifi on Spike. 740 00:59:31,744 --> 00:59:35,464 Fifi's on Spiky Sue! 741 00:59:35,504 --> 00:59:39,424 Jess, what about you? SHE SHRIEKS 742 00:59:39,464 --> 00:59:40,584 Fifi's on... 743 00:59:40,624 --> 00:59:44,184 Fifi's on one. SHRIEKS 744 00:59:44,224 --> 00:59:46,304 Come on, girls, please let me come. 745 00:59:46,344 --> 00:59:48,344 Will you take Fifi on your final date, please? 746 00:59:48,384 --> 00:59:52,104 Where's she gone? I'm off to find my own epic date. 747 00:59:52,144 --> 00:59:56,424 Is Fifi going with you? Fifi's on... having a piggyback. 748 00:59:56,464 --> 01:00:01,264 Fifi wants to go with you, Ella. Fifi can stay Fifi's ass here. 749 01:00:01,304 --> 01:00:02,904 I'll get on one of these dates, you mark my words. 750 01:00:02,944 --> 01:00:06,824 BUZZING 751 01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:12,144 Hi, Lochan, it's me, Fifi. Ugh! Why does it like me? 752 01:00:12,184 --> 01:00:16,184 You're just my type of flypaper. Ain't you far away from home? 753 01:00:16,224 --> 01:00:17,744 OK, Whitney, I'll go home to the villa. 754 01:00:17,784 --> 01:00:21,384 Have fun. Bye, my love. 755 01:00:27,384 --> 01:00:31,664 IAIN: And now, it's the final finale of... 756 01:00:38,464 --> 01:00:42,464 {\an8}And this week, I asked them to do Islander impressions. 757 01:00:42,504 --> 01:00:44,504 {\an8}Ooh, my favourite time of the week. 758 01:00:44,544 --> 01:00:46,384 I'll give it my best shot. 759 01:00:46,424 --> 01:00:48,304 See Sammy's my best one. AS SAMMY:I'll be real! 760 01:00:48,344 --> 01:00:51,544 AS SAMMY:I'll be weal! 761 01:00:51,584 --> 01:00:53,384 AS SAMMY: Jess, you're looking tasty. 762 01:00:53,424 --> 01:00:56,984 SHE CHUCKLES 763 01:00:57,024 --> 01:00:58,664 AS WHITNEY:It's giving... EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER 764 01:00:58,704 --> 01:01:03,984 AS WHITNEY:Too shy. Too shy! LAUGHS 765 01:01:04,024 --> 01:01:06,624 AS WHITNEY:It's just giving, everything's giving, like, 766 01:01:06,664 --> 01:01:08,184 I'm a bad bitch! 767 01:01:08,224 --> 01:01:10,264 LAUGHS 768 01:01:10,304 --> 01:01:14,704 Ty just likes to talk really fast, and clap his hands a lot. 769 01:01:14,744 --> 01:01:16,504 AS TY:And, like, if you just lips everyone here, 770 01:01:16,544 --> 01:01:18,944 then you're gonna get so much more clarity. 771 01:01:18,984 --> 01:01:20,784 AS TY:You know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying. 772 01:01:20,824 --> 01:01:23,584 AS TY:But I miss the game. 773 01:01:23,624 --> 01:01:26,904 SCOTTISH ACCENT:Scottish. 774 01:01:26,944 --> 01:01:30,744 SCOTTISH ACCENT: No, I don't trust her. No! 775 01:01:30,784 --> 01:01:34,184 I need to use the hot comb, don't rush me. 776 01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:38,624 No, I can't do a Scottish accent. 777 01:01:38,664 --> 01:01:43,424 "Hi, my name's Jess. Me and Sammy are boyfriend and girlfriend, 778 01:01:43,464 --> 01:01:44,824 "we're getting along really well." 779 01:01:44,864 --> 01:01:47,304 AS JESS:Sammy! Sammy! 780 01:01:47,344 --> 01:01:48,624 "All right there. My name's Messy Mitch, 781 01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:52,064 "and I want go t'swimming pool." 782 01:01:52,104 --> 01:01:54,024 YORKSHIRE ACCENT:All right, lads, let's play in the pool. 783 01:01:54,064 --> 01:01:57,024 AS ELLA B:I'm getting to know Mitch at the moment. 784 01:01:57,064 --> 01:02:00,384 He's a bit messy, but he is a good laugh. 785 01:02:00,424 --> 01:02:03,104 AS ELLA B:Me and Mitch, yeah, like, we got a strong connection, yeah. 786 01:02:03,144 --> 01:02:07,544 I'm terrible at these, man. Oh, don't. 787 01:02:07,584 --> 01:02:11,384 AS ZACH:I'm just here... chillin'. 788 01:02:11,424 --> 01:02:14,024 AS ZACH:Like, just chillin'. 789 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,104 I'm not really good with my words and stuff, and my emotions. 790 01:02:17,144 --> 01:02:20,264 AS ZACH:Yeah, chillin', broski. How are you still? 791 01:02:20,304 --> 01:02:23,224 SHE LAUGHS 792 01:02:23,264 --> 01:02:25,544 AS MOLLY:I would like to be coupled with this boy 793 01:02:25,584 --> 01:02:31,664 because honestly, I just see him working. 794 01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:35,784 AS MOLLY:I would like to couple up with this boy 795 01:02:35,824 --> 01:02:39,704 because he's just so wonderful in every way. 796 01:02:39,744 --> 01:02:42,344 "My name's Lochan and I'm a nice guy." 797 01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:45,584 AS LOCHAN:I'm a Frisbee champion and I will make you a toastie. 798 01:02:45,624 --> 01:02:49,944 AS LOCHAN:Excuse me, guys, would anybody like a toastie? 799 01:02:49,984 --> 01:02:55,464 AS LOCHAN:Yeah, so, who wants a cheese toastie tonight, please? 800 01:02:55,504 --> 01:02:57,064 Yeah, that sounded actually quite good. 801 01:02:57,104 --> 01:03:01,144 No, that was awful. 802 01:03:01,184 --> 01:03:11,184 IAIN: Well, that's it for this series of Beach Hut Bonanza! 803 01:03:12,184 --> 01:03:13,384 With just two days until the final, 804 01:03:13,424 --> 01:03:15,704 we thought we'd take a misty-eyed nostalgia trip 805 01:03:15,744 --> 01:03:19,144 and look back at an incredible series. 806 01:03:19,184 --> 01:03:20,224 Woo! 807 01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:23,864 AS IAIN:Tonight, in Love Island... LAUGHTER 808 01:03:23,904 --> 01:03:26,384 So expect ridiculously dramatic slow-mo... 809 01:03:26,424 --> 01:03:32,104 and footage of Islanders you didn't even know you'd forgotten about. 810 01:03:32,144 --> 01:03:34,024 I just don't like fancy dress or, like, a toast. 811 01:03:34,064 --> 01:03:38,144 Er... Er! 812 01:03:38,184 --> 01:03:39,464 It's the "not quite end of series 813 01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:43,184 "unseen bits you've already seen" montage. 814 01:03:43,224 --> 01:03:44,264 It's all right. 815 01:03:44,304 --> 01:03:47,104 Isn't the thing on your nipple called an aioli? What? 816 01:03:47,144 --> 01:03:50,984 # Bittersweet goodbye... # 817 01:03:51,024 --> 01:03:53,384 Right, get out the way, gas engineer coming through. 818 01:03:53,424 --> 01:03:56,104 LAUGHTER 819 01:03:56,144 --> 01:03:57,224 # Bittersweet goodbye... # 820 01:03:57,264 --> 01:03:58,744 Pah! Pah! Pah! 821 01:03:58,784 --> 01:04:00,704 # Bittersweet goodbye... # 822 01:04:00,744 --> 01:04:02,984 Oh, sh... 823 01:04:03,024 --> 01:04:05,304 This is... What?! 824 01:04:05,344 --> 01:04:08,384 # A bittersweet goodbye tonight... # 825 01:04:08,424 --> 01:04:10,544 You know dogs can, like, see you upside down? 826 01:04:10,584 --> 01:04:12,304 Maybe it's dolphins. 827 01:04:12,344 --> 01:04:16,264 # Alive tonight It's a bittersweet goodbye... # 828 01:04:16,304 --> 01:04:18,304 Oh, wait, I'm going the wrong way. 829 01:04:18,344 --> 01:04:22,944 I can't even do that. 830 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,464 It's giving fleeky. Boom, boom, boom, boom. 831 01:04:25,504 --> 01:04:26,944 Why did I find the bread in the fridge? 832 01:04:26,984 --> 01:04:28,344 Who puts bread in the fridge? I don't. 833 01:04:28,384 --> 01:04:30,464 Who puts bread in the fridge? That's crazy, bruv. 834 01:04:30,504 --> 01:04:33,464 Ladybird. It's pooed. 835 01:04:33,504 --> 01:04:35,544 Do you know there's eight wonders? Eight? What's the eighth? 836 01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:40,064 Have I any bogeys? No. 837 01:04:40,104 --> 01:04:43,624 You know what I found out? Ice cream has beaver piss in it. 838 01:04:43,664 --> 01:04:45,824 IMITATES MEHDI Yes. 839 01:04:45,864 --> 01:04:49,944 You've got some little dinosaur next to you. Oh, my God. 840 01:04:49,984 --> 01:04:52,464 SCREAMING 841 01:04:52,504 --> 01:04:53,664 Bitch! Ow! 842 01:04:53,704 --> 01:04:56,984 # Bittersweet goodbye... # 843 01:04:57,024 --> 01:04:58,304 Ta-da! 844 01:04:58,344 --> 01:04:59,504 There's nothing there. There is. 845 01:04:59,544 --> 01:05:00,584 That's, like, orgasmic. 846 01:05:00,624 --> 01:05:04,624 Jess! 847 01:05:04,664 --> 01:05:09,464 # Can we keep this high alive Tonight? # 848 01:05:09,504 --> 01:05:11,144 Zach, bruv, get off the floor. 849 01:05:11,184 --> 01:05:13,464 Bro, look, everyone's got wide legs! Look how narrow my legs are! 850 01:05:13,504 --> 01:05:15,224 LAUGHTER 851 01:05:15,264 --> 01:05:23,024 Meow! Meow! 852 01:05:23,064 --> 01:05:25,184 # Those moments spent with you 853 01:05:25,224 --> 01:05:28,104 # Till the sky is turning blue 854 01:05:28,144 --> 01:05:31,784 # I'll see you on the other side 855 01:05:31,824 --> 01:05:41,664 # We'll say a bittersweet goodbye Tonight. # 856 01:05:41,704 --> 01:05:44,144 Do you want to go to sleep now? LAUGHS 857 01:05:44,184 --> 01:05:47,504 Or shall we play a game? 858 01:05:52,784 --> 01:05:54,464 IAIN: Finally, here's a touching unseen bit of Jess 859 01:05:54,504 --> 01:05:58,664 returning from her date and being reunited with her new pet. 860 01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:00,504 Fifi should have come with you and holded you in the car. 861 01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:01,744 Where is she? She's literally here. 862 01:06:01,784 --> 01:06:03,304 Is she? Here. 863 01:06:03,344 --> 01:06:04,904 Fi? Oh, she's there. 864 01:06:04,944 --> 01:06:06,064 Where? Here. 865 01:06:06,104 --> 01:06:09,904 Fifi! 866 01:06:09,944 --> 01:06:11,864 LAUGHING:As if we can stroke a fly. 867 01:06:11,904 --> 01:06:15,584 Are you stroking Fifi? I'm stroking... 868 01:06:15,624 --> 01:06:19,064 Fifi's pooed on me! Is she pooing? 869 01:06:19,104 --> 01:06:24,424 Fifi shat on Jess! Hold still, hold still! 870 01:06:24,464 --> 01:06:25,544 Fifi pooed on me! 871 01:06:25,584 --> 01:06:27,824 LAUGHTER Fifi pooed on me! 872 01:06:27,864 --> 01:06:33,264 Ew! 873 01:06:33,304 --> 01:06:36,064 Why are you even playing... It's our pet fly. 874 01:06:36,104 --> 01:06:40,304 Right, let me put her to bed. Fuck off. 875 01:06:40,344 --> 01:06:42,304 Put her in the doghouse. I'm taking her downstairs. 876 01:06:42,344 --> 01:06:44,584 Just take her... Yeah, take her with you. 877 01:06:44,624 --> 01:06:47,664 Cos she's annoying. 878 01:06:47,704 --> 01:06:49,624 IAIN: No flies were harmed in the making of that unseen bit, 879 01:06:49,664 --> 01:06:51,944 unlike our chances of a BAFTA. 880 01:06:51,984 --> 01:06:55,904 {\an8}But hey, give me shitting flies any day. 881 01:06:55,944 --> 01:06:57,704 {\an8}So, that's us signing off for another series. 882 01:06:57,744 --> 01:07:02,344 {\an8}Enjoy the final. See you next series for some more unseen bits. Bye! 883 01:07:02,384 --> 01:07:12,384 {\an8}Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com