1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,420 MUSIC: 'Where Love Lives' by Alison Limerick 2 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:09,060 IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island... 3 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:11,620 # I'll take you down... # 4 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:18,220 ..12 sexy singles arrived in paradise. 5 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:21,500 And first impressions... I now want you to rate each other. 6 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:22,860 You've been selected. 7 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,100 If you two could just swap round for me? 8 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,660 You at the top. Thanks, guy! 9 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,100 Swap. Aw! 10 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:30,700 Girls, from most to least, head over and join your boys. 11 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,060 Thanks. We're both down near the bottom. 12 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:35,420 ..created their couples. 13 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:36,540 # Where love is, where love is... # 14 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,500 The grafting began... 15 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,620 If you would've had to couple up with someone, who would you...? 16 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:41,660 It would be you. Was it? 100%. 17 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,620 Would you couple up with me? Yeah. 18 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:45,380 Your lips are crazy. 19 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,500 And the way you're looking at me, it's like, "What is she thinking?" 20 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,780 LAUGHTER 21 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:57,180 But a special delivery from Essex... 22 00:00:57,220 --> 00:01:02,340 was sent in... You what? Oh! 23 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:05,180 ..to shock. What? 24 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:07,380 Surely not! That's Joey Essex. 25 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:08,420 Oh, my God. 26 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:11,460 What are you saying, boys? 27 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:36,700 # Out of the dark Into the light... # 28 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,860 Joey Essex has just walked into the villa. 29 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:43,100 Genius left-field booking or embarrassing security breach? 30 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:44,140 Put it this way, 31 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:47,340 the front door guard has been placed on indefinite leave. 32 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:49,740 MAYA JAMA: Hello, Joey. Welcome to the Love Island villa. 33 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,420 What are you doing here? Are you looking for love? 34 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:54,860 I'm looking for love, Maya. No, this isn't happening. What? 35 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,820 And, yeah, this is the perfect place for me to be. 36 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:01,100 Like, there's no other place but Love Island to find love, so... 37 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:03,060 Aw. That's nice. ..I'm here. Yeah. 38 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,540 So, it's not a passing visit. Nah. He's actually here. 39 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:07,820 Yay! Staying here for good, baby! 40 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:13,180 # The time has come And I am here to shine... # 41 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,500 So, Joey, you have six gorgeous girls in front of you. 42 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:18,220 Do you like what you see? 43 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:20,140 I do like what I see, yeah, quite a lot, actually. 44 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:23,380 Anyone given you a little twinkle in your eye yet? 45 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,020 Yeah, yeah, course. Yeah. 46 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:27,260 I see a little twinkle in someone's eye, for sure. 47 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:30,660 Well, Joey, in 24 hours, 48 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:35,140 you will have the opportunity to steal one of these beautiful girls. 49 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:39,500 Sick. LAUGHTER 50 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:41,980 # I take the crown 51 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:47,860 # I take the crown... # 52 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:52,100 But with great power comes great responsibility, 53 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:54,620 because the boy left single after your decision... 54 00:02:54,660 --> 00:03:00,980 will be dumped from the island immediately. 55 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,980 That's raw. 56 00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:04,740 # Deep and I found gold in it 57 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:06,820 # That concrete looked better With a rose in it 58 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,780 # I only came to take Whatever's owed to me 59 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:12,300 # Heavy is the head It's never looking down 60 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,940 # I claim the crown... # 61 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:18,300 Enjoy the next 24 hours in the villa, everyone, 62 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:22,380 because for one of you boys, it will be your last. 63 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:27,180 Bye for now. Enjoy. 64 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:38,420 # My time has come. # 65 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:43,860 Nice to meet you, mate. What's your name? 66 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,140 Ronnie. Joey. Lovely to meet you, man. 67 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,780 Nice to meet you, mate. I'm Ciaran. Ciaran? 68 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:48,300 Nice to meet you. Joey, bro. Nice to meet you. 69 00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:50,860 How are you, OK? Yeah, nice to see you. You too. 70 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,140 Nice to meet you. I'm Jess. Nice to meet you. Joey. 71 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,740 Nice to meet you, I'm Nicole. Nice to meet you. Nicole, yeah? 72 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:57,540 OK. Nice to meet you, Nicole. Hello. 73 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,540 What's happening, bro? Munveer. 74 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,260 Yeah, that jacket's hard. I like that, man. 75 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:03,580 Obviously Joey coming in, the boys are scrambling. 76 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,340 He ain't very good looking. LAUGHS 77 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,300 That's a complete lie. 78 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:10,380 We're all shitting ourselves, to be honest. 79 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:13,180 Girls, what is going on?! 80 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,980 Nice to meet you. Hello. Mimii. 81 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:17,100 Two kisses, is it, Mimii? Mwah. 82 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:20,380 Joey Essex might be the biggest plot twist to happen on Love Island. 83 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:23,980 The boys are definitely shaking a little bit, you know. 84 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:26,500 I could sense a little bit of tension. Joey... 85 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:29,340 I could hear a little bit of, "Oh, no, oh, no." 86 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:32,660 I was thinking, "Yeah." It's peak. Sorry, guys. 87 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:38,140 Come on, girls, come on down. I did not expect that, did you? 88 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:42,260 Talk about bombshell. Talk about first bombshell. Woo! 89 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,140 I'm just glad... I'm just glad it's not a girl. 90 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,260 It's a boy, it's a boy. It's not a girl, it's not a girl. 91 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,060 It's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy! 92 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:54,260 We can chill now. Right, can we just... 93 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,140 Yeah, who fancies him? Come on, guys, put your hands... 94 00:04:56,180 --> 00:05:06,180 Guys, hands up if you fancy Joey Essex. 95 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:15,060 No, I do, but, like, I think there's got to be more to it. 96 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:15,220 Like, he comes across a bit... No, I like him. 97 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:33,140 Well, no, ain't you, like... Do you know what I mean? 98 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:35,140 I'm looking for someone... I'm looking for a future wife. 99 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:37,060 Do you know what I mean? 100 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,020 I'm not looking for no side ting or just, like, part-time ting. 101 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,820 I can't believe I've got to break one of you boys up, man. 102 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:46,060 I can't lie, when I heard that, I said, "Pardon?" 103 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:49,260 But, on that note, I'm gonna go talk to the girls, but don't get shook. 104 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,260 LAUGHTER I'll come with you. 105 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,900 Joey Essex coming in is definitely a curveball. 106 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:53,060 I think he's got eyes for a few girls, 107 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:56,540 so I'm a bit nervous, I can't lie. 108 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:59,540 Girls! GIRLS:Oh, hi! 109 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:02,220 Did you see who he was waving for? Like, he said your girl. 110 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:05,620 LAUGHTER Touch wood. 111 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:09,180 JOEY: Oh, my God, it smells so nice here. Smells like flowers. 112 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:11,740 That's just our aroma. How are you lot, then? What's going on? 113 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,420 All right, yeah. 114 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,500 Just been chatting about you. Have you? 115 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:20,780 Hopefully positive things, good things.We'll see. We'll see. 116 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,860 So, tell me. Where are youse all from? 117 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,620 What are you saying? You're definitely a Scouser, you are. 118 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:28,940 For sure.South Wales. Wait, wait. South Wales? 119 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:31,180 I'm terrible with geography. Is that Cardiff? 120 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:34,020 Yeah, there's Cardiff and Swansea. It's in between. 121 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,380 How are you boys feeling about that, though? 122 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:38,980 It is what it is. It is what it is. 123 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:41,140 I've enjoyed my time here already, so I'm ready to go. 124 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:44,260 I'll just message you on the outside! 125 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:49,020 I think the main thing about it is he can choose anyone. No question. 126 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,900 The thing is as well, it's just his choice. 127 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:54,100 It's not like the girls can turn round and go, "No." 128 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:57,100 I mean, they probably wouldn't! I mean, I'm 21. 129 00:06:57,140 --> 00:07:00,420 You can't just take my bird like that. Give me a chance. 130 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:03,100 I wanted to come here and just feel free and just enjoy myself 131 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:05,540 and just get to know everyone on a level. 132 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:07,700 And also, I want people to get to know me on a level as well 133 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:10,580 just for who I am as a person, do you know what I mean? 134 00:07:10,620 --> 00:07:13,220 What do you want to get out of it? Love. Yeah? I hope so, yeah. 135 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:16,700 Obviously, people have come out of here with a wife, 136 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,180 know what I mean? Kids and families. 137 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:23,580 I have got to nick someone's girl. 138 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,700 I'm not really gonna feel that bad about doing it. 139 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:27,940 That's what I'm here for. 140 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:30,420 Priority for me is to find a girl that I have a connection with 141 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:33,060 and, yeah, I get on with. 142 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,620 I'm 33, so I'm actually ready, very ready... 143 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:40,100 I'm in my prime. I'm ready for this, know what I mean? 144 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:42,100 Do you want babies and all that? Yeah. I love kids. 145 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,460 So, yeah, here I am on Love Island. Well done. 146 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:50,460 Making dreams come true! Sick. 147 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:57,300 IAIN STIRLING: Right, time for the first game of the series 148 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:59,900 and it's dares with a twist, because in this one, 149 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:03,860 the Islanders each have to pick a random phone out of a box. 150 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,220 I was at a party in Mayfair where we did a bit of phone swapping. 151 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:10,140 I ended up in a hotel room with a lovely chap called Gruber. 152 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,140 Such soft hands. 153 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:17,780 Nicole. I knew that was gonna be me. Shut up! 154 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:20,700 Come on! TEXT ALERT 155 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:23,020 "Fake an orgasm for 30 seconds." 156 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:27,220 ALL CHANTING:Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! 157 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:30,780 OK, OK, OK, OK. 158 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:33,140 SEXUAL MOANING 159 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,180 Oh, my God! I can't do any more. 160 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:38,300 Keep going, keep going, keep going. OK. 161 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:41,220 SEXUAL MOANING 162 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:44,140 LAUGHTER 163 00:08:44,180 --> 00:08:48,740 That's mortifying! 164 00:08:48,780 --> 00:08:53,820 Mimii. TEXT ALERT 165 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:57,380 "Snog the Islander you would rather be coupled up with." 166 00:08:57,420 --> 00:09:00,460 ALL CHEER, LAUGHTER 167 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:08,380 # It's just physical 168 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:15,220 # There you go... # 169 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:23,980 HE LAUGHS 170 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:26,340 It's too silly! 171 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:30,260 Harriett. TEXT ALERT 172 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,340 Come on, then. 173 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:34,980 "Choose an Islander of the opposite sex to give a lap dance to." 174 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:38,940 Oh, you're a dancer! This better be good. 175 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:41,540 # Come on, come on... # 176 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:45,540 ALL CHEERING 177 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:46,900 Wow... 178 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,420 Thought she was gonna stop, then she turns around and she keeps going. 179 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:53,980 And then I thought she was definitely... 180 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:57,220 then she turns round and gives me a little peck. 181 00:09:57,260 --> 00:10:03,580 Ayo! ALL CHEERING 182 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:09,260 TEXT ALERT ALL:Ooh... 183 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:13,180 "Snog two Islanders that you would most like to have a threesome with." 184 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:16,460 Oh, my God... 185 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,580 I feel bad now! 186 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:25,740 I felt bad, but it was kind of good at the same time. 187 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:30,220 at the same time. 188 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:33,420 So it was nice, refreshing. 189 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:36,860 You know I'm coming there. 190 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:44,100 It is passionate. That's real love. 191 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:47,820 We're watching something happen, right here, right now. 192 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,980 It just got so real, so quick. Yeah, I'll give him his accolades. 193 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:54,580 He's a good kisser. 194 00:10:54,620 --> 00:11:01,140 Joey boy! Give it to me. Tell me. 195 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:04,220 TEXT ALERT Give me the most juice. 196 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:08,140 "Snog the three Islanders you fancy the most for ten seconds each." 197 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:11,620 Wow, OK. Who wants to get snogged? 198 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:18,300 LAUGHTER 199 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,180 Joey, that's ten seconds, boy! 200 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:29,380 I had a little kiss with Joey. Which was a lot of teeth. 201 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:33,220 Go on, crazy... 202 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,820 OK... 203 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:43,300 Mr Essex is a very good kisser and he's very attractive. 204 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,740 That's all I'm gonna say right now. 205 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:48,820 And... Let's go, let's go. 206 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,980 There's a good chance one of us is going home come tomorrow, 207 00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,740 but we'll have to wait and see. 208 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:59,180 Right now, there's a few nervous heads. 209 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:02,220 Straight in! Straight in! 210 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,630 IAIN STIRLING: The dares game is well and truly underway. 211 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:18,430 Don't be too much longer, guys, my toddler needs the pink potty back, 212 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,510 it's nearly time for plopsies! 213 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:21,510 Patsy. 214 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,230 TEXT ALERT 215 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:24,950 Seductively suck the fingers or toes 216 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:27,670 of the two Islanders you fancy the most. 217 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,110 OK, cool, everyone can keep their shoes on, 218 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:32,350 because there is no toes going in my mouth tonight. 219 00:12:32,390 --> 00:12:35,230 Munveer, give me a finger. Yeah! 220 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:38,990 THEY CHEER 221 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:42,150 She's choking on it! Are you all right?! 222 00:12:42,190 --> 00:12:44,310 Oh, cheers united. 223 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,390 She left it a little bit soggy, I'm not gonna lie. 224 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:49,870 It looks like I've been in the bath for about 10 hours. 225 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:54,230 THEY CHEER Ooh! 226 00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:57,550 SQUEALING, LAUGHTER That was nice! 227 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,310 He won't wash his hands for weeks now. 228 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,990 Was that seductive? I think it was. Yeah, that was nice. 229 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,030 Sam. TEXT ALERT 230 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,950 Kiss the neck and nibble the ear of the Islander 231 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:10,230 who you think is the most tasty. 232 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,070 I've got a high-neck dress on! 233 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:16,110 He's proper eating... SHE SQUEALS 234 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:20,470 Ciaran... Oh! 235 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:24,950 I'm so excited for this one! TEXT ALERT 236 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,150 Snog two Islanders of the opposite sex 237 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,550 that you'd most like to share a bed with. 238 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:30,550 Right... 239 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:34,550 Harriett. 240 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:35,590 # I'm your number one 241 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:39,910 # I'm your number one I'm your number one... # 242 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:43,070 THEY CHUCKLE 243 00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:45,270 Right, I don't know where anyone is sat, so I'm gonna... 244 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:49,150 HE SIGHS 245 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:50,270 Nicole. 246 00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:54,750 CHEERING Yeah! 247 00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,270 Kissing Ciaran was the best kiss I had, 248 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:03,110 even though I kissed Joey Essex - like, I kissed Joey Essex! 249 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:07,950 But I think Ciaran, like, top tier. But we won't tell him that! 250 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,830 Samantha. 251 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:15,390 ALL:Ooh! 252 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:16,950 TEXT ALERT 253 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,430 Snog the Islander who you had an instant connection with. 254 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:23,110 CHEERING Come on! 255 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:26,790 You need the hype for this one! Come on! 256 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:30,950 THEY CHEER AND SQUEAL 257 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:33,630 ALL:Yeah! 258 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:36,270 # I'm so obsessed with your ex... # 259 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,310 Love it! 260 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:40,590 My first kiss with Ronnie was cute. 261 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:45,070 As soon as I met Ronnie, like, we just clicked straight away, so... 262 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,070 Ronnie, boy! 263 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,630 CHEERING 264 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,710 TEXT ALERT 265 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:54,110 Snog the two Islanders who you think have the best body. 266 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:57,950 # She's talented, she's good With kids, she speaks... # 267 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,790 CHEERING 268 00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:01,150 Wahey! Go on, boy! 269 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:04,070 That was way too close for my liking. 270 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,910 # I know you love me I know it's crazy 271 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:10,550 # But every time you call my name I think you mistake me for her... # 272 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:14,790 He didn't pick me! Do you know what I mean? Like... 273 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:21,310 Whatevs. 274 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,790 IAIN STIRLING: The game's over, and the girls want to hear from me! 275 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,710 Well, listen, I thought it was a good game, it had its moments... 276 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:31,230 Oh, you won't believe this, I've mis-read it again! 277 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:33,510 They want to hear from Mimii. 278 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:36,470 Let's start from... Your snogs. 279 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,390 THEY SQUEAL 280 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,350 Because all I was seeing is, like, real love! 281 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:42,830 Didn't want it to be so soon, but, you know what I mean, it's a game? 282 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:45,230 It's a game, it's not real. It's just a game. 283 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,390 Looked cute, though. It was emotional, it was passionate. 284 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:50,190 I was actually seeing fireworks. Really? 285 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,230 I'm seeing, like, the start of something. 286 00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:55,390 Good icebreaker, right? Who did Joey kiss, again? 287 00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:59,430 Harriett, Nicole and Samantha. That's all! 288 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:03,230 LAUGHTER 289 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:06,750 Argh! Oh, yikes! 290 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:11,630 So, one of us is going home. Our fate has been decided. 291 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,830 For me, top two now is Ronnie and Sean. They're the two for me. 292 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:15,910 That's good. 293 00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,950 Well, just speak to them both and see, yeah, see what happens. 294 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:18,990 Early days, isn't it? 295 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,710 But they are both, like, ticking boxes at the minute. 296 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,150 But I think Ronnie's wandering eye is probably something that... 297 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,150 Really? Yeah. 298 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,270 You think? 299 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:26,710 What do you think he's got a wandering eye for? 300 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,630 No, I mean in general. 301 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,750 Not now, he can speak to anyone, you know what I mean? 302 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,870 But I think he would be someone that potentially might have... 303 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,110 One that you would have to watch. Yeah. 304 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:37,950 And you don't want that. No, I don't think so. 305 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:42,190 What about you? Kicking off strong. We had Ronnie. 306 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:45,110 Also, as I said before, like, I did fancy him a little bit, 307 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,750 so, I was like, maybe he might pull me for a chat or whatever, 308 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,550 but then he just kissed me, so here we are! 309 00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:52,550 Anyway, then Ciaran was good. 310 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:55,830 Obviously, I'm coupled up with him, so he kind of had to kiss me. 311 00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:56,990 No! No, he didn't! 312 00:16:57,030 --> 00:16:59,670 No, he didn't. He didn't have to kiss you at all. 313 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:01,310 Are you vibing with your partners, by the way? 314 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,270 CIARAN:Yeah, I am, to be fair. I'm vibing quite well. 315 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,310 I think it's early days, to be fair. 316 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:08,510 Well, one of us is going in 24... Not you, you're sound. 317 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:11,550 Yeah, but this is gonna be one of the boys' last 24 hours, isn't it? 318 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:12,870 So, you've gotta make the most of it now. 319 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:13,910 Oh, 100%. That's so true. 320 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,470 Cos that was an eye-opener, like, you coming in. 321 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,630 I just thought, like, there's something else coming along. 322 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,910 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 323 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,230 But 24 hours, one of you boys have gone. 324 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,230 Yeah. That's so shit. It's fucked. 325 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:25,470 You've gotta get it done now. 326 00:17:25,510 --> 00:17:27,190 You've gotta just enjoy everything now.Yeah, yeah. 327 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,510 No, like I say, if I was in your shoes, I'd do the exact same. 328 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:30,630 It is what it is, isn't it? 329 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:32,790 Exactly, exactly, mate, yeah. 330 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,350 Go on, tell us about your one. What did you have? 331 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:35,950 Oh... The first connection. 332 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,510 I don't know, with Ronnie, on the first day, like, 333 00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:39,590 as soon as we got... 334 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,390 It was like bang, do you know what I mean? 335 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:43,350 "Oh, you're Scouser. I love Scouser." 336 00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:44,430 How was yours? 337 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:46,950 Nice. It was all right. I don't even know... 338 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:49,270 How many snogs...? You got Ciaran... Agh! 339 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,550 That was good. His kiss was good. 340 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:54,150 Any of them give you any twinges? 341 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,030 Ciaran was a bit like... Ah! The minge twinge! Yeah. 342 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,230 Do you? Yeah. 343 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,310 I do, yeah. 344 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:07,070 I felt more passionate with Ciaran. He proper was like... Yeah. 345 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:10,150 And, like, Joey is really nice so I'm just going to see... 346 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,390 We've got loads of boys to talk to. Yeah. 347 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:21,550 What did you think of the task? Erm, funny. 348 00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:24,510 Joey rocking up, that was a bit mad, wasn't it? 349 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:26,830 Yeah, he's not my type, I don't think. No? No. 350 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:30,430 Nice boy, but he's not my type. Good, cos he ain't having you. 351 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:33,870 You sure of that? I'll let him know. 352 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,670 You know, I was just seeing where you're at, and that. 353 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:39,190 You're looking real nice tonight. Thank you. 354 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:40,830 So, are you all sweet with everything? 355 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,270 I'm happy with how things are going, yeah. First kiss? 356 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,430 Not going to complain. First kiss done? 357 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:47,270 We had a first kiss down there. What do you rate it out of 10? 358 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:49,590 Nine point six. 359 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,550 What was the room for improvement? 360 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,510 I don't know. Do you want to see now? 361 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:57,390 It's only a kiss, doesn't mean anything. 362 00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:01,230 # My heart only wants what it wants What it wants, what it wants 363 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,950 # Till it does it... # 364 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:07,750 That's a nine point seven. How about a little bush? 365 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,270 Little nine point seven, that. Nine point seven? 366 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,630 What... what room is there for improvement there? 367 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,670 There's always room for improvement, innit? 368 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:19,430 You don't how I'm going to rate you. Seven. Major room for improvement. 369 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,150 It's good start, innit? I'm enjoying it. 370 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:22,390 Yeah. I think we get on well, don't we? 371 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,390 Yeah, we do. See what happens. Go on, after you. 372 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:30,910 # Don't you know that You're just a game to me? # 373 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:36,230 Obviously it's early days, but I think we get on well. 374 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,030 There's definitely some kind of chemistry there. 375 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,670 I think we bounce off each other. 376 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,510 It's nice to be coupled up with someone 377 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,830 that you find good-looking and that you get on well with. 378 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,910 Who's that? Ronnie and Jess? Mmm. 379 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,470 Do you think Jess likes him? Yeah. Do you?Yeah. 380 00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:52,670 Mmm. 381 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,070 IAIN STIRLING: Jess kissed a footballer 382 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,230 and now she's gonna spill the beans. 383 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:58,070 Well, hold your horses, Jess. 384 00:19:58,110 --> 00:19:59,750 I've got a friend at a Sunday newspaper 385 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:02,950 who'll bung you a grand for a story like that. 386 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,350 Some goss. 387 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:06,350 So, Ronnie just took me up to the terrace. 388 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,950 Oh, my God, stop. Yeah. 389 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,710 And he was just like, er, chatting about the challenge 390 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,670 and how we're getting on, and obviously it's so early days. 391 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,790 And I was like, "What would you rate the kiss?" 392 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:18,030 And he was like, "Nine point six." I was like, "Nine point six?" 393 00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:20,110 I was like, "I'm sorry, but why nine point six?" 394 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,590 Like, that's not good. 395 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,350 And he was like, "Oh, well, we can have a kiss now." 396 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,750 SHE GASPS Stop. In the terrace? Yeah! 397 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,910 So I kissed him on the terrace. But I'm not... 398 00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,070 It's a kiss, at the end of the day. 399 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,270 That connection is a huge thing, isn't it? 400 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:37,550 Do you feel that, though? Yeah. It was a good kiss. 401 00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:40,350 So, you were on the terrace? You were quiet. 402 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:43,110 Yeah. No-one suspected anything? No. 403 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:45,590 It's not... We're not doing anything wrong, but... 404 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:49,270 Is that probably the first kiss on the terrace? Mmm. 405 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:51,270 I feel like all the boys are a bit shaky at the moment. 406 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:54,230 I think they're all a bit shut up, you know? I think they are. 407 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,510 Get it in there before he might be dumped. Exactly. 408 00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,470 I wasn't really expecting a kiss on the terrace, but the thing is, 409 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,030 in the moment, if you feel like it, you go with it, don't you? 410 00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:04,390 Maybe we've set the bar now, 411 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,230 maybe everyone will be going up there. Who knows? 412 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:08,990 But I hope Ronnie is not expecting any more tonight. 413 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:11,990 He is on his side, I'm on my side, invisible pillow, 414 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,430 I'm turning this way, he's turning that way. 415 00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:17,470 End of story and good night. 416 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:20,910 IAIN: So nice to have Joey Essex on the show. 417 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:22,870 You never really see him on the telly. 418 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,870 Well, unless you watch Celebrity SAS, 419 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,790 Celebs Go Dating, I'm A Celebrity, Celebrity Ex On The Beach, 420 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:31,390 The Jump, Educating Joey Essex, Celebrity MasterChef or TOWIE. 421 00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:34,350 But other than that, Joey is never really on the telly. 422 00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:36,270 In the couples you are in, are you happy? 423 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,230 Do you know what, though? My one surprised me a bit, like... 424 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:40,790 Who are you with? Er, Jess. Nice. 425 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:42,910 Yeah, she's cool, man. 426 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:45,710 And then we had a little, er, snog up there earlier 427 00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,350 on the terrace. Wait! What? 428 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,430 JOEY:Did you, yeah? Wait! 429 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,150 # When you're looking at me With that look in your eye 430 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:53,270 # Said you're stayin' for a drink 431 00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:54,590 # But now you're on Drink number five... # 432 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,990 How are you feeling with Ronnie, all right? 433 00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:58,710 We had a little kiss then up there, which was like... 434 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,310 How was that? Was it nice? It was a good kiss, yeah. 435 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,510 # Now you're here on your own Cos your friends said goodbye... # 436 00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:07,230 Joey, how is your first night going? 437 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:10,070 Kissing three girls in like 30 seconds. 438 00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,670 Ten seconds each? I did it. 439 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:15,710 I was like, "Who's next?" 440 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,030 My mam's going to be looking back on this 441 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,910 thinking, "My daughter's just kissed Joey Essex." 442 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:26,110 # Where you gonna sleep tonight? I know... # 443 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,630 Someone's going home tomorrow. Shit, yeah. 444 00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,670 It's sad, innit? Cos I like all the boys. 445 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:32,310 # When you're looking me With that look in your eyes 446 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,430 # Said you're stayin' for a drink 447 00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:34,750 # But now you're on Drink number five... # 448 00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:35,790 Bedtime! 449 00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:37,790 # Where you gonna sleep tonight? 450 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,910 # Now you're here on your own Cos your friends said goodbye... # 451 00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:40,870 Oh! 452 00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:42,030 Ooh. 453 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:45,110 # Where you gonna sleep tonight? 454 00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:48,790 # Where you gonna sleep tonight? # 455 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,950 Oh, look at everyone in their couples, it's so cute. 456 00:22:51,990 --> 00:22:53,390 Love your couple, Joey. 457 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:55,350 I'm going to cuddle my pillow all night. 458 00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:58,830 Night, everyone! Night, everyone!Night! 459 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:02,430 # Where you gonna sleep tonight? I know 460 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:04,150 # When you're looking at me With that look in your eyes 461 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,310 # Said you're stayin' for a drink 462 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,470 # But now you're on Drink number five 463 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,990 # Baby, I know, I know Where you gonna sleep tonight? 464 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:11,470 # Now you're here on your own Cos your friends said goodbye 465 00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:13,750 # And we're fuckin' with the rhythm But we're talkin' to the side 466 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:16,950 # Baby, I know, I know Where you gonna sleep tonight? 467 00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:19,270 # Where you gonna sleep tonight? # 468 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:50,900 IAIN STIRLING: It's the morning after Joey arrived in the villa. 469 00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:53,860 Funny how Joey's surname is where he's from. 470 00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:58,580 I was saying that my mate, Brian 17 High Street Norwich. 471 00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:02,340 Oh, good old Brian 17th High Street Norwich. 472 00:47:02,380 --> 00:47:04,340 # I already know your type Tellin' me the things I like 473 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:09,060 # Tryin' make me yours for life Takin' me for a ride... # 474 00:47:09,100 --> 00:47:12,180 Morning. Morning, Islanders! 475 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:15,060 ALL:Woo. How we all feeling? 476 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:20,340 Buzzing. Anyone have any cuddles? 477 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:23,020 She tried touching me, but I said no. 478 00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:26,340 Give it a rest. I was like, "No!" 479 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:29,060 # It's amusing... # 480 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:31,500 Did I snore? You snored. 481 00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:33,780 Stop, really?Does she? OK, good. 482 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:36,620 How you feel about your decision, Joey, you gotta make tonight? 483 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,420 Yeah, looking forward to it, really. 484 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:40,460 Obviously, I gotta do a bit of grafting today. 485 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:41,700 I'm shitting myself. 486 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:47,380 # Don't know who you think that You're confusin' I be like 487 00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:51,660 # "Ooh, it's amusing" You think I'm gonna fall... # 488 00:47:56,580 --> 00:47:58,540 I kissed someone last night. LAUGHS 489 00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:00,980 Ronnie took me to the terrace last night. 490 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,420 GASPS I just gave him a cheeky snog. 491 00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:04,580 You're joking? Yeah, it's only a snog, isn't it? 492 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:08,420 What d'you think about Joey? 493 00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:09,860 . 494 00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:12,660 # An illu-u-usion. # 495 00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:15,020 IAIN STIRLING: Sweet salesman Sean AKA The Candyman's on the terrace 496 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:18,300 with Nicole and Samantha and there's something he wants to share... 497 00:48:18,340 --> 00:48:21,060 Oh, is it Quality Street? A family pack of Skittles? 498 00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:23,700 Oh, no it's just gossip. 499 00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:26,820 Ronnie and Jess had a kiss up here last night, to be fair. Who? 500 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:30,620 Ronnie and Jess, to be fair, a little cheeky kiss. 501 00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:33,300 Who kisses on the first night? Mm. What you feeling about Joey? 502 00:48:33,340 --> 00:48:37,740 Yeah, no, Joey's gorgeous. I like that he's in his thirties. 503 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:41,420 Older, really. Mature, and settled down. 504 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:42,860 He's got his stuff together. Yeah. 505 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:44,940 You can see he's in here for the right reasons. 506 00:48:44,980 --> 00:48:47,780 How're you feeling about today? What about? 507 00:48:47,820 --> 00:48:50,340 Like you feeling to chat to anyone, or...? 508 00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:52,660 I'm just, yeah, chatting to everyone, but it's like... 509 00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:56,820 What vibe are you...? It's like... HE LAUGH 510 00:48:56,860 --> 00:49:00,660 You know, a lot of it is very much friendly, do you know what I mean? 511 00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:04,540 Oh, OK. Obviously, you know, you're the front runner at the moment. 512 00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:08,580 You're a bit mysterious. Am I? I haven't dug in deep yet. 513 00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:12,420 OK. But so far so good. Got you. 514 00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:16,860 Ayo, yeah... SHE CHUCKLES 515 00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:20,140 I dunno, maybe I'm feeling a little giddy or whatever. 516 00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:22,900 At the moment, he's literally the top runner for me. 517 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:26,820 You look nice today.Do I? Yeah. Look sexy. 518 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:30,060 Sexy? Sexy. Look sexy. You look like a 9.7. 519 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,900 9.7? It's all right, you look like a 7.5. 520 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:35,420 You've earned five points. Have I? 521 00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:39,300 Tonight, I might even get a better one, what d'you reckon? 522 00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:42,900 What, another kiss tonight? What d'you reckon?Mm, we'll see. 523 00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:45,380 We'll see if you play your cards right. 524 00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:49,420 CHUCKLES Yeah, well... Hello. 525 00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:51,100 What's happening? You all right? 526 00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:53,620 You all right? Yeah, are you? All right, boy. 527 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:55,900 Yeah. Sorry to disturb you, but Jess, could we go for a chat? 528 00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:57,980 Of course we can. Where d'you wanna go? 529 00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:00,140 Is there anyone sat over there? We could go over there, if you want? 530 00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:02,780 I mean, you don't have to stay... You're gonna stay on your own? 531 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:05,420 I'll stay here. SMACKS LIPS 532 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,700 Joey's coming here and he's gotta pick a girl. 533 00:50:07,740 --> 00:50:10,260 So, obviously, he's gonna have chats with Jess cos 534 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:12,380 she's an attractive-looking girl, d'you know what I mean? 535 00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:14,540 She's properly ticked a few of his boxes. 536 00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:17,980 He's gotta make a choice, and hopefully he doesn't choose Jess, 537 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:21,220 but, if he does, it is what it is, I gave it a good crack. 538 00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:23,620 How's everything going with you, then? You and Ronnie? 539 00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:27,300 I'm very... I'm like an open book, I'm quite a loud person, 540 00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:29,820 quite a confident person, and, just, if I feel something I go with it. 541 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,420 I actually feel that from you. I look for confidence in girls... 542 00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:35,700 They've gotta hold their own, don't they? Yeah. 543 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:39,700 I always say, yeah, I actually want a girl who is quite a strong girl, 544 00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:43,020 d'you know what I mean? Yeah, a strong woman. Of course. 545 00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:45,620 I was raised by a single mum. Was you? Mm. 546 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:48,300 Yeah. Yeah, I was raised by my dad. Yeah. Yeah. 547 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:50,740 So, my mum was like my best friend going up. 548 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:53,060 Really, yeah? Yeah, she still is now. 549 00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:55,100 My dad passed a few years ago. I'm sorry to hear that. 550 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:58,860 That's all right. But, like, it was me and my mum. 551 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:01,860 Like, she's like my best mate. My mum passed away when I was ten. 552 00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:03,980 Oh, sorry, that's awful. It's all right, yeah. 553 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:07,180 I was feel when people say, it makes you feel more awkward, doesn't it? 554 00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:09,940 But I'm OK to talk, I don't mind talking about it. No. 555 00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:12,500 I've always been like... Obviously it's not nice, 556 00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:13,580 d'you know what I mean? 557 00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:15,340 Of course, it's never nice to grow up without a parent. 558 00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:17,620 I found it hard for years, I never really spoke about it, 559 00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:20,740 but when you actually do speak about things, it's like, oh, 560 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:24,180 it's like... it doesn't actually... it's better to own it. 561 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,260 Did you only find you spoke about it when you got older? 562 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,900 Yeah, when I was 30, yeah. What, is that what it was? 563 00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:30,500 That's incredible, that. Yeah. 564 00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:33,820 Yeah, strong woman. Strong woman. Confident. Confident. 565 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:34,940 Yeah, I like that. Best girls are. 566 00:51:34,980 --> 00:51:37,740 I actually do really like that, it's nice. Yeah... 567 00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:40,220 Obviously, like, I'm saying, like, I feel like I do get a vibe 568 00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:42,620 that you quite like Ronnie, though, no? Yeah, I do like Ronnie. 569 00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:46,740 We had a little kiss yesterday, but it was just like a kiss. 570 00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:49,700 What, after the... Yeah-yeah-yeah. Upstairs on the balcony? Yeah. 571 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:52,940 I've been dead open with him and he's obviously the same with me, 572 00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:54,100 where, yeah, we're getting on, 573 00:51:54,140 --> 00:51:55,500 probably more than anyone else in here. 574 00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:58,140 However, I'm not gonna close myself off. 575 00:51:58,180 --> 00:51:59,380 I'd be stupid to do that. 576 00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:01,500 Would you say, like, you're fully open, though? 577 00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:03,900 100%, yeah, 100%. And I think he is, as well. 578 00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:06,580 And you need to be able to give everyone else that chance, as well, 579 00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:10,100 to see if there's something else there with someone. Yeah. 580 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:19,140 IAIN STIRLING: People say Joey's not the sharpest tool in the box. 581 00:52:19,180 --> 00:52:20,860 I disagree! 582 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,380 Although he did just mix up his suncream 583 00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:25,540 with Samantha's double-shot caramel latte. 584 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,340 I'm glad you're here. SHE GIGGLES 585 00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:28,460 You're good vibes. 586 00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:31,900 I feel like it's, like, being, I don't know Cockney and Scouse, 587 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,660 they just get on well, don't they? 588 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:37,340 Yeah. So, who have you got your eyes on, anyway? 589 00:52:37,380 --> 00:52:38,700 No-one! Really?! 590 00:52:38,740 --> 00:52:40,980 Yeah! There's not one person here at all? 591 00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:43,540 Obviously, you, yeah, but... Yeah. 592 00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:45,900 Other than that, no-one. 593 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,740 I've definitely got my eyes on you. Have you? 594 00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:49,460 Yeah. Yeah, no, it's just... 595 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,740 You're a nice girl, I can tell. 596 00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:54,380 I dunno, it's like, there's just no-one here my type. 597 00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:55,380 Yeah. Like... 598 00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:56,700 Well, it's early days as well, isn't it? 599 00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:58,980 Yeah, it's early days, like, Sam, who I'm coupled up with, 600 00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:01,180 God love 'im, he's just... He's too... 601 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,140 Which one is Sam again? He's the one with all the tattoos. 602 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:05,500 Oh, of course, yeah, yeah. He's too cool for me. 603 00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:07,140 You really don't like that mullet, do you? No way. 604 00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:09,740 And personality? No, he's a lovely boy. 605 00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:11,540 Lovely boy. Yeah, to be fair, all the boys are. 606 00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:12,940 You've got no tattoos, have you? None. 607 00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:14,420 Have you not got one, would you never get one? 608 00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:16,660 Nah, I'm clean. That was wild last night. 609 00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:18,660 I can't believe I was here for, like, literally under an hour 610 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,580 and I snogged three girls! I was like, oh, my God! 611 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,380 We've got too much teeth, I think! 612 00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:24,740 We've got too much teeth between us. 613 00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:25,860 LAUGHTER 614 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:26,900 Your tooth, innit? 615 00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:31,020 Just had a chat with Samantha. She is such a lovely girl. 616 00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:33,220 We just get along. And she's a sort. 617 00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:35,940 IAIN STIRLING: So, Joey thinks Samantha's a sort. 618 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,500 And it turns out, Ciaran and Sam think Nicole's a sort, 619 00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:42,380 while candyman Sean thinks the girls are licorice allsorts! 620 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,620 Ha-ha ha. I've got loads of these! 621 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,780 So, what it is, fucking Joey coming in and what not, 622 00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:49,940 it's like, I actually really don't wanna go, like. 623 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:52,260 It's his decision, you know what I'm saying? 624 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:54,260 So, it's like, that's... That's the worst part. 625 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,060 It's not even like... I know, that's the thing, 626 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:58,340 it's not like the girls can actually say anything about it. 627 00:53:58,380 --> 00:53:59,740 Influence it, or... Do you know what I mean? 628 00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:02,140 I'm like, shit, because Samantha has, like, 629 00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:05,020 been talking with Joey loads. And I'm like, fuck! 630 00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:07,660 I think we've all just got to keep our wits about us, like. 631 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,060 There is only so much we can do, as well. 632 00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:12,580 I thought I'd be calm with it, you know what I mean? 633 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,140 I'm just having too much of a good time, like. 634 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:15,860 I just don't wanna go yet. 635 00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:18,100 But I feel like chatting to Nicole tonight, maybe... 636 00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:19,580 I just think that if I have a chat, 637 00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:21,820 like, everything about her is, like, perfect. 638 00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:23,620 Oh, she's lovely. Yeah, she's a lovely girl. 639 00:54:23,660 --> 00:54:26,380 You can tell, like, in her eyes, like, lovely.Yeah, definitely. 640 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:32,140 I still don't really know who... Who I like. Really? 641 00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:37,140 But, yeah, so, obviously, you're coupled up with Ciaran. Mm. 642 00:54:37,180 --> 00:54:40,500 OK, Ciaran, yeah. Who would you say is... 643 00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:43,540 OK, top three, so you're saying Ciaran would be your top, 644 00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:46,460 who is number two? Probably you. 645 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,060 Me? Yeah. 646 00:54:48,100 --> 00:54:49,860 Come on! No, come on. 647 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,940 All right, OK. 648 00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:54,780 Tell me about your kiss. Why did you pick me? 649 00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:56,580 Was it just an in the moment, like...? 650 00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:57,980 It was an in-the-moment thing. Yeah. 651 00:54:58,020 --> 00:54:59,540 I feel like I did gravitate towards... 652 00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:01,300 I can't believe I'm using that word so much recently, 653 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:02,700 I don't even really know what it means. 654 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:04,380 Gravitate? Gravitate. Is that like, gravity? 655 00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:06,140 Yeah, like, pulls you in a little bit. 656 00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:08,620 Gravity... What was it again? Gravitated! 657 00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:10,940 Gravitated! I gravitated towards you, 658 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:13,060 I was gravitated towards Nicole. Mm. 659 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,860 And Samantha. Yeah. 660 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:17,100 Yeah, so I just sort of went for it. 661 00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:19,220 And, yeah, I feel like I picked the right girls, to be fair. 662 00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:21,180 Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I'm excited. 663 00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:23,580 Yeah, it is exciting. 664 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:26,620 There's no island better than Love Island to find love, is there? True. 665 00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:29,380 You are a lot different to, like, what I expected. 666 00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:31,420 Really, yeah? Yeah, I'm surprised. 667 00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:33,140 In a good way? Yeah, in a good way! 668 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:34,180 Nice. Yeah. 669 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:36,340 You're ticking a few boxes, do you know what I mean? 670 00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:38,380 Yeah, so are yourself, Harriett, ticking a few boxes. 671 00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,740 You seem like a lovely girl. 672 00:55:48,870 --> 00:55:50,470 IAIN STIRLING: Tonight, Joey will choose a girl 673 00:55:50,510 --> 00:55:53,150 and her partner will leave the villa. 674 00:55:53,190 --> 00:55:56,590 I've written a poem to capture the gravitas of this moment. 675 00:55:56,630 --> 00:55:58,950 If your girl gets picked by the lad from TOWIE, 676 00:55:58,990 --> 00:56:02,590 pack your bags and bugger off nowie. 677 00:56:02,630 --> 00:56:05,110 # Tired of all my mind games... # 678 00:56:05,150 --> 00:56:07,350 Whatever happens, happens, innit, boys? 679 00:56:07,390 --> 00:56:09,510 It's been a pleasure, though, boys, innit, already? 680 00:56:09,550 --> 00:56:11,910 Youse excited for tonight, girls? I feel a bit nervous. 681 00:56:11,950 --> 00:56:14,950 # And everybody knows... # 682 00:56:14,990 --> 00:56:18,390 You know if I quickly shave my mullet off, 683 00:56:20,230 --> 00:56:22,190 shave my mullet off, 684 00:56:22,230 --> 00:56:25,270 do you think, er, Samantha will...? I'm joking. 685 00:56:25,310 --> 00:56:30,590 One last go! One last go! 686 00:56:30,630 --> 00:56:36,750 Oh, bro, I love you to bits. 687 00:56:36,790 --> 00:56:39,950 # I've been here since Friday... # 688 00:56:39,990 --> 00:56:43,750 I'm going to be in bed with a girl tonight. 689 00:56:43,790 --> 00:56:46,710 I don't know which girl, though. 690 00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:49,110 Who is on the cards, bro? 691 00:56:49,150 --> 00:56:51,030 Who do you think? Give us a name. 692 00:56:51,070 --> 00:56:52,830 Who do you think, though? Huh? Who do you think? 693 00:56:52,870 --> 00:56:55,190 I honestly don't know. With you, it could be absolutely anyone. 694 00:56:55,230 --> 00:56:57,670 See that smirk on his face, yeah? 695 00:56:57,710 --> 00:57:01,510 # And everybody knows... # 696 00:57:01,550 --> 00:57:04,590 The island is my oyster tonight, boys. 697 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:07,910 We're going deep into the sea! 698 00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:11,750 # And everybody knows... # 699 00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,990 Big night tonight! Big night tonight! 700 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,190 CHEERING 701 00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:19,350 Let's turn it up! 702 00:57:19,390 --> 00:57:22,990 Obviously someone's night is going to get cut short tonight. 703 00:57:23,030 --> 00:57:27,110 It's not what I wanted to do, but I'm gonna do it. 704 00:57:27,150 --> 00:57:31,310 And, er, yeah, cheers to that. 705 00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:38,150 CHEERING 706 00:57:38,190 --> 00:57:40,830 IAIN: As he prepares to make his decision, 707 00:57:40,870 --> 00:57:42,870 Joey is talking to Samantha. 708 00:57:42,910 --> 00:57:44,790 Now, I'm not saying Samantha's star struck, 709 00:57:44,830 --> 00:57:46,190 but she's been trying to sneak a photo of him 710 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,870 for the past 15 minutes. 711 00:57:48,910 --> 00:57:51,470 Obviously the boys are a little bit, erm, a little bit on edge, I guess. 712 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:52,550 Yeah. 713 00:57:52,590 --> 00:57:55,150 I'm getting on with all the boys so well, do you know what I mean? 714 00:57:55,190 --> 00:57:56,230 And it's like, obviously, 715 00:57:56,270 --> 00:57:58,230 I'm going to have to send one of them home. It's intense. 716 00:57:58,270 --> 00:57:59,270 Do you know what I mean? 717 00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:01,030 All this build up, coming here, wanting to find love, 718 00:58:01,070 --> 00:58:02,590 and then just going home. 719 00:58:02,630 --> 00:58:04,310 Do you want to find love? I want to find love, yeah. 720 00:58:04,350 --> 00:58:06,070 Do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 721 00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:07,590 Do you? Course, yeah.Yeah. 722 00:58:07,630 --> 00:58:10,350 I don't think I can be any more ready to find love... 723 00:58:10,390 --> 00:58:12,030 Yeah, I know. ..in my position. Genuinely. 724 00:58:12,070 --> 00:58:15,790 Are you going grey now? I hope not, am I? 725 00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,830 No, you're not. You're actually not. 726 00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:18,990 I know, it's mad, innit? Yeah. 727 00:58:19,030 --> 00:58:21,430 And you're not receding either. I know. 728 00:58:21,470 --> 00:58:23,030 You've had a touch, haven't you? 729 00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:24,470 When I shaved it off, I thought to myself... 730 00:58:24,510 --> 00:58:25,950 I like the skinhead. 731 00:58:25,990 --> 00:58:27,590 Do you like it better than my long hair? Mmm. 732 00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:29,870 Do you? I like a skinhead. 733 00:58:29,910 --> 00:58:32,390 This haircut is called a suede head. Genuinely. 734 00:58:32,430 --> 00:58:34,790 Yeah, because feel it, it's like suede. 735 00:58:34,830 --> 00:58:37,150 It does feel... Oh, my God. It does, doesn't it? 736 00:58:37,190 --> 00:58:39,190 Is it like a two all over? Keeping it reem, innit? 737 00:58:39,230 --> 00:58:46,150 I didn't say it, you did! My hair is looking reem. Reem. 738 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,630 I would like for Joey to pick me tonight. I fancy him more now. 739 00:58:49,670 --> 00:58:52,070 It's the age thing, I love the way that he's older than me 740 00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:55,830 and he's a proper fella. A man. Do you know what I mean? 741 00:58:55,870 --> 00:58:58,750 LAUGHS 742 00:58:58,790 --> 00:59:02,390 MIMICS RETCHING 743 00:59:02,430 --> 00:59:04,430 Who would your top two be in the villa? You and Ronnie. 744 00:59:04,470 --> 00:59:08,630 You just made this whole thing a whole lot harder, man. 745 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,470 Just go with who you fancy the most 746 00:59:10,510 --> 00:59:13,070 and whoever you had a good chat with. 747 00:59:13,110 --> 00:59:14,710 Yeah. 748 00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:16,510 IAIN STIRLING: When Ron heard that Jess worked in MNS, 749 00:59:16,550 --> 00:59:18,350 he ran to the Hideaway, 750 00:59:18,390 --> 00:59:20,910 grabbed a whip and a gimp mask and handcuffed himself to the bed. 751 00:59:20,950 --> 00:59:24,590 You got the letters the wrong way round, you muppet! 752 00:59:24,630 --> 00:59:25,950 I had a conversation with Joey earlier, 753 00:59:25,990 --> 00:59:27,310 but I don't want him to pick me. No. 754 00:59:27,350 --> 00:59:33,030 But it's like what do you do? It's a bit of a weird one, isn't it? 755 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,670 There's nothing you can do. Obviously, it wouldn't be ideal. 756 00:59:35,710 --> 00:59:39,950 Cos I don't obviously want you to go. No, of course. 757 00:59:39,990 --> 00:59:41,830 Obviously, after today, 758 00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:44,710 I feel like we're a bit clearer on how we're feeling, know what I mean? 759 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:47,670 I know it's only the second day, but for me to have, like, the energy 760 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,110 and bounce off each other like we do, 761 00:59:50,150 --> 00:59:51,750 if I had that straight away 762 00:59:51,790 --> 00:59:53,310 it obviously means it's going somewhere. Yeah. 763 00:59:53,350 --> 00:59:55,470 I think it's going down the right route. 764 00:59:55,510 --> 00:59:57,510 Obviously, the only thing that's gonna stop it is... Tonight. 765 00:59:57,550 --> 01:00:04,990 I think he kind of knows where I'm at. 100%. We'll see, won't we? 766 01:00:05,030 --> 01:00:06,910 But fingers crossed he doesn't pick me. 767 01:00:06,950 --> 01:00:11,150 If not, see you on the other side. I'm not cheersing that. 768 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,590 IAIN STIRLING: Joey's talking to Nicole now 769 01:00:13,630 --> 01:00:15,710 and I'm not saying she's starstruck, 770 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:18,630 but she is secretly recording him for her new podcast series 771 01:00:18,670 --> 01:00:22,670 the Night I Met Joey Essex In Spain. 772 01:00:22,710 --> 01:00:25,790 I just feel ready to get it done now, know what I mean? Yeah, I know. 773 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:29,150 I've got to be ruthless, but I've got to be respectfully... 774 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:32,990 respectfully ruthless. That's the difference. That's the one. 775 01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:36,030 I think people are too scared to open up a bit in here 776 01:00:36,070 --> 01:00:39,550 in front of everyone. 777 01:00:39,590 --> 01:00:41,310 You mean because they want to play it safe? Safe, yeah. 778 01:00:41,350 --> 01:00:44,870 Everything's a bit safe. Do you feel like you're playing it safe or not? 779 01:00:44,910 --> 01:00:49,710 Do you fancy Ciaran? Hmm... Do you? 780 01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:52,590 He's all right. He's in the top three. 781 01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:55,190 Is he? Yeah. There's a few people in here I like, though. 782 01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:56,870 From one to three, what are you saying, though? 783 01:00:56,910 --> 01:00:59,350 I'm not telling you. 784 01:00:59,390 --> 01:01:02,390 Who's your favourite? Not telling you. Why not? You've got to tell me. 785 01:01:02,430 --> 01:01:06,110 I'm not telling you. Why not? Why? Cos I don't know myself. 786 01:01:06,150 --> 01:01:08,990 You've got to be open. I just know there's an area. 787 01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:16,550 One to three is an area. And there's two, three, in there maybe. 788 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:19,070 Am I in it? Yeah. Am I? Yeah. 789 01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:20,870 I find you fit. Am I one or two? 790 01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:23,870 Shut up, I'm not telling you! You can say that. 791 01:01:23,910 --> 01:01:25,270 I'm not telling you. I'm not telling you. 792 01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:27,190 You can. You can say, "Yeah, you're one or two." 793 01:01:27,230 --> 01:01:29,350 What if I'm three? All right, one or two. 794 01:01:29,390 --> 01:01:32,190 Yes! Shut up. 795 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:35,630 Joey is really good-looking. 796 01:01:35,670 --> 01:01:38,470 He's not my usual type, but you know the way he's so confident 797 01:01:38,510 --> 01:01:40,390 and the way he holds himself? 798 01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:43,430 I think it's just starting to change my mind a bit. 799 01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:46,030 Yes, Harriett. Hello, Joey. 800 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:48,150 Are you all right? Are you? 801 01:01:48,190 --> 01:01:51,110 Do you wanna go to the terrace? Go on, then. 802 01:01:51,150 --> 01:01:53,830 Shall we have a little chat? The terrace! 803 01:01:53,870 --> 01:01:57,230 That's me fucked! Fuck. 804 01:01:57,270 --> 01:02:00,550 There's a lot riding on Joey's decision, 805 01:02:00,590 --> 01:02:02,230 you know, the anticipation of waiting. 806 01:02:02,270 --> 01:02:06,710 So, you know, hey, he's got all the power today. 807 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:09,710 And I feel there's a lot of people, including myself, 808 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:11,590 who aren't probably liking that. 809 01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:15,670 Aah! Are you OK? 810 01:02:15,710 --> 01:02:17,510 Yeah. How are you feeling? Good, how are you feeling? 811 01:02:17,550 --> 01:02:22,070 Good, good. I am... 812 01:02:22,110 --> 01:02:25,070 Yeah, I'm just, uh... I'm just ready to get this done now. 813 01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:27,910 Mm. Do you think you've made your decision? 814 01:02:27,950 --> 01:02:31,350 It's mad, because I feel like as the night has just got closer and closer 815 01:02:31,390 --> 01:02:36,150 to this happening, my decision has just changed slightly. 816 01:02:36,190 --> 01:02:37,470 I know, yeah. 817 01:02:37,510 --> 01:02:39,710 Because, obviously, I've seen, like most people, like, 818 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:42,670 getting closer to their couple. Mm. 819 01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:44,110 And I don't know whether that's because... 820 01:02:44,150 --> 01:02:46,270 They know what's coming. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 821 01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:48,310 But, listen, I'm gonna be respectfully ruthless, for sure, 822 01:02:48,350 --> 01:02:51,470 but... Yeah, I love that. That's mature. 823 01:02:51,510 --> 01:02:53,430 Do you know what I mean? You're giving mature vibes, though. 824 01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:54,430 Am I? Yeah. 825 01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:55,470 Would you say I'm mature now? 826 01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:56,710 Yeah. I do fancy the mature vibes a lot. 827 01:02:56,750 --> 01:02:58,110 Do you? Oh! 828 01:02:58,150 --> 01:02:59,470 I fancy your little mature vibes as well. 829 01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:01,390 Do you, really? OK, good! What's your mind saying now, then? 830 01:03:01,430 --> 01:03:03,270 I don't know. 831 01:03:03,310 --> 01:03:04,950 I don't wanna give too much away, but I, obviously, 832 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:06,590 I would say Ciaran and you. HE LAUGHS 833 01:03:06,630 --> 01:03:09,670 No, because of, like, yesterday, in the challenge, you can't really 834 01:03:09,710 --> 01:03:11,670 kiss someone properly, do you know what I mean? 835 01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:13,990 I know. I snogged you last, innit? No, second! 836 01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:15,710 Oh, you were second! As if you forgot! 837 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,510 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 838 01:03:28,150 --> 01:03:29,110 TEXT ALERT 839 01:03:29,150 --> 01:03:30,230 THEY GASP 840 01:03:30,270 --> 01:03:32,470 I got a text! 841 01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:34,030 THEY GASP Oh, shit. 842 01:03:34,070 --> 01:03:35,950 Oh, no, it's time. 843 01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:38,910 "Can all Islanders gather around the fire pit immediately?" 844 01:03:38,950 --> 01:03:40,830 Let's go! 845 01:03:40,870 --> 01:03:41,910 Oh! Showtime! 846 01:03:41,950 --> 01:03:43,910 Let's go! 847 01:03:44,870 --> 01:03:46,590 # Unbreakable Unshakeable 848 01:03:46,630 --> 01:03:50,790 # Unmistakable Everybody knows 849 01:03:50,830 --> 01:03:55,950 # Everybody knows that I... I'm unstoppable... 850 01:03:55,990 --> 01:03:58,910 # Oh, oh, oh 851 01:03:58,950 --> 01:04:02,270 # Unstoppable. # 852 01:04:04,750 --> 01:04:08,870 SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 853 01:04:11,550 --> 01:04:15,230 TEXT ALERT 854 01:04:15,270 --> 01:04:17,710 "Joey, it's now time to make your decision." 855 01:04:19,030 --> 01:04:19,990 # Oh, let it burn down 856 01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:21,510 # D-d-d-d-down, down, down 857 01:04:21,550 --> 01:04:23,190 # D-d-d-d-down, down, down 858 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:26,630 # Down, down, down... # 859 01:04:27,710 --> 01:04:30,990 This is hard. 860 01:04:31,030 --> 01:04:32,830 # D-d-d-d-down, down, down 861 01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:35,550 # Down, down, down. # 862 01:04:37,670 --> 01:04:44,870 # I'm not like you I'm not like you... 863 01:04:45,110 --> 01:04:45,190 # I'm 864 01:04:45,230 --> 01:04:45,310 # I'm not 865 01:04:45,350 --> 01:04:45,430 # I'm not like 866 01:04:45,470 --> 01:04:45,630 # I'm not like you 867 01:04:45,670 --> 01:04:45,830 # I'm not like you I'm 868 01:04:45,870 --> 01:04:45,950 I'm not 869 01:04:45,990 --> 01:04:46,070 I'm not like 870 01:04:46,110 --> 01:04:46,310 I'm not like you... 871 01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:48,590 I'm not like you... # 872 01:04:48,630 --> 01:04:48,790 I'm not like you... # 873 01:04:48,830 --> 01:04:49,870 I've decided to couple up with this girl 874 01:04:49,910 --> 01:04:53,750 because I feel like my 24 hours in this villa with her 875 01:04:53,790 --> 01:04:59,630 has been the most flirtatious... 876 01:04:59,670 --> 01:05:04,230 # I can't help what I love I can't help what I love... # 877 01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:08,710 It's obviously been tough because I have, obviously, 878 01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:12,350 got to know all you girls on a nice level, 879 01:05:12,390 --> 01:05:16,830 and, obviously, got to know all you boys on a cool level. 880 01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:19,110 Like, I feel like we're tight, we're all getting on really well. 881 01:05:19,150 --> 01:05:21,750 But... this is Love Island. 882 01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:31,030 # I'm not like you I'm not like you... # 883 01:05:31,070 --> 01:05:33,110 I had to go with my heart, and... 884 01:05:33,150 --> 01:05:37,510 I feel like it's definitely the right decision. 885 01:05:45,630 --> 01:05:48,550 So, the girl I would like to steal is... 886 01:06:02,230 --> 01:06:04,470 ..Samantha. 887 01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:10,150 # No one can save me now I'm on unsteady ground 888 01:06:10,190 --> 01:06:14,670 # Watch it come crumbing down... # 889 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:21,830 I had to do what I had to do. 890 01:06:21,870 --> 01:06:22,470 TEXT ALERT 891 01:06:27,430 --> 01:06:28,550 READS:"Sam, you are now single. 892 01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:31,790 "Therefore, you have been dumped from the island." 893 01:06:31,830 --> 01:06:34,350 # No-one can save me now... # 894 01:06:35,270 --> 01:06:38,150 "Please pack your bags and say your goodbyes." 895 01:06:38,190 --> 01:06:40,870 SAM CHUCKLES 896 01:06:40,910 --> 01:06:45,230 # But you've come crawling down. # 897 01:06:45,990 --> 01:06:48,310 I feel so awful. Honestly, I can't even tell you. 898 01:06:48,350 --> 01:06:50,750 Fucking legend, bruv. Serious. It's fucking hilarious. 899 01:06:50,790 --> 01:06:52,470 Oh, my God, bruv. 900 01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:55,630 No, it's not your fault. 901 01:06:55,670 --> 01:07:00,310 Just take care of yourself. Be you, please. 902 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:03,150 Sam, mate. Sorry, bro. 903 01:07:03,190 --> 01:07:05,510 # That we could've been end game End game 904 01:07:05,550 --> 01:07:08,390 # Baby, we could've been end game 905 01:07:08,430 --> 01:07:11,430 # If you wanna start again, then Can you change? 906 01:07:11,470 --> 01:07:13,670 # Baby, we could've been End game... # 907 01:07:13,710 --> 01:07:17,430 OK, don't be upset, yeah? I just feel like... 908 01:07:17,470 --> 01:07:20,310 No, I know. You're OK. You're fine. 909 01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:23,310 Don't even worry about it, OK? There's nothing... It's done now. 910 01:07:23,350 --> 01:07:24,350 Yeah, it's done. It's not on you. 911 01:07:24,390 --> 01:07:25,910 Obviously, like, it is sad. 912 01:07:25,950 --> 01:07:27,590 I feel like I get a vibe quite quick, 913 01:07:27,630 --> 01:07:29,430 and I just feel like me and Sam 914 01:07:29,470 --> 01:07:31,990 just didn't have that vibe, unfortunately. 915 01:07:32,030 --> 01:07:34,750 I do feel bad. 916 01:07:34,790 --> 01:07:36,390 But after tonight, I think we all realise, like, 917 01:07:36,430 --> 01:07:38,230 at any moment, you lot could be gone. 918 01:07:38,270 --> 01:07:40,590 So fucking crack on, just have a laugh. 919 01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:43,550 Just have a laugh. 920 01:07:43,590 --> 01:07:45,110 # That we could've been end game End game... # 921 01:07:45,150 --> 01:07:47,550 THEY CHEER 922 01:07:47,590 --> 01:07:48,910 # Baby, we could've been end game End game 923 01:07:48,950 --> 01:07:50,390 # If you wanna start again Then can you change? 924 01:07:50,430 --> 01:07:54,470 # Baby, we could've been end game End game 925 01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:57,510 # Cos I shouldn't have to tell you A thousand times 926 01:07:57,550 --> 01:08:02,270 # How to love me, I've tried And it shouldn't have to... # 927 01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:04,990 Keep your head up. Smash it, bruv. See you out there, yeah? 928 01:08:05,030 --> 01:08:06,830 Right, I'll see you all in a bit. ALL: Bye! 929 01:08:10,350 --> 01:08:12,230 I'm definitely feeling mixed emotions right now, 930 01:08:12,270 --> 01:08:14,750 but I kind of saw it coming. 931 01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:16,990 I think, for Joey, I think it was the right decision for him, 932 01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:18,310 I think they had plenty in common, 933 01:08:18,350 --> 01:08:19,710 and there's definitely something there. 934 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:23,630 Obviously, a bit shit for me, but, you know what I mean? 935 01:08:23,670 --> 01:08:26,350 Can't help it. Can't help it. 936 01:08:36,470 --> 01:08:38,230 Go to the Hideaway. The grafting... 937 01:08:38,270 --> 01:08:40,830 I do fancy you, I think I made it a bit obvious now. 938 01:08:40,870 --> 01:08:43,270 You're a dancer, ain't it? Mm. Go on, give us a dance, then. 939 01:08:43,310 --> 01:08:46,630 ..gets serious. Harri's just bugged me. 940 01:08:46,670 --> 01:08:48,390 And was like, "I'm gonna take Joey to the Hideaway." 941 01:08:48,430 --> 01:08:52,470 And tensions... Spiteful, isn't it? And it's pretty. 942 01:08:52,510 --> 01:08:57,990 ..begin to rise.I think that's massively out of order. 943 01:08:58,030 --> 01:09:00,590 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com