IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
# Mr Big Stuff... # A shock arrival...
# Who do you think you are? Mr Big Stuff... #
That's Joey Essex. Staying here for good, baby.
# Never gonna get my love... # ..took the villa by storm.
MAYA JAMA: You have to steal one of these beautiful girls.Sick.
The boy left single will be dumped from the island immediately.
I'm a bit nervous, I can't lie.
"Snog the three Islanders you fancy the most."
I've definitely got my eyes on you.
Obviously, I'm gonna have to send one of them home.
This is hard.
So, the girl I would like to steal is...
Samantha. SMACKS LIPS
IAIN STIRLING: Tonight... Can I show you something quickly?
..temperatures are rising... SMACKS LIPS
..in more ways than one. I do really find you attractive.
SOBBING You're in here for yourself as well.
Yeah. I'm just pissed off.
It's spiteful, isn't it? And it's petty.
I think that's massively out of order.
And there's a surprise in store.
CHEERING
# We'll say a bittersweet goodbye Tonight... #
So, hairdresser Sam's out of it.
If you expect me to make cheap jokes about his job now he's left,
you can go to gel!
Still, Joey's decision was cut and dry,
and, for Sam, it was a case of easy comb-over, easy comb.
Now Sam's heading home to mullet over,
while Joey gets to know Samantha.
Swap side, spot side.
What's your good side? Have you got a good side?
This side.
My side's good, my good side is that side as well.
So, what way are we going to go when we get a picture?
When we get a picture gonna go... We're gonna go like this.
THEY CHUCKLE
You happy that you picked me now?
I feel like I made the right decision, of course. Mm.
Happy, obviously, it was more so, like,
him leaving is a bit deep, you know what I mean? But... Mm.
Are you glad I picked you? I wanted you to pick me, yeah.
Did you? Yeah. Yeah, nice.
Genuinely, what are you, like, as a boyfriend? What's your...?
What am I like as a boyfriend? Husband material.
What's your... What's your love language?
When I really like someone, I'm very... Mine's physical touch.
I'm obviously, like,... I'm not obsessive. I am.
No, but I'm not, like, possessive, and very PDA. I am! Are you PDA?
I'll give you space, but I'm so PDA. I'm so PDA. I'll be all over you.
Like, say, if we were on the tube... SMACKS LIPS
Listen, if we were on the tube, necking on the tube
in front of people and that. Yeah. I like that, too. Yeah.
All over the tubes, like that. I'm like, "That's my fella."
Obviously, I was hoping that Joey was gonna pick me.
I'll be happy getting in bed tonight.
SHE LAUGHS
IAIN STIRLING: Patsy's catch-up with Munveer,
and I know what you're thinking,
a conversation between an office administrator
and a recruitment manager? I smell a BAFTA!
You look beautiful, by the way. Thank you.
Look at us, we're matching. You look very nice. Very smart.
Where's your head at, right now, like, obviously,
me pulling you into this conversation.
Are you happy that I'm doing that? Yeah, course, yeah,
I wanna know loads more about you. Like, literally, loads.
But I don't want you to think that I was putting all my eggs
in your basket, do you know what I mean? No.
Cos I know that... I don't to be, like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, cool."
It's just that, in here, you're definitely,
or not even in here, outside of here, you'd be, like,
definitely someone who I would look at when I'm out and be like...
Yeah, look, from my side, you're obviously beautiful. Thank you.
For me, it's getting to know you a bit more, because, for me,
connection is equally as important. Mm, definitely. So... Yeah.
It's all well and good saying, like, "Yeah, you're nice, I like you,
"you're my type," and then not knowing much about each other.
Yeah, there is one big thing that I was going to bring up. Go on.
I haven't really spoken to anyone about it just yet, yeah. Sure.
Open up, man, I'm all ears. Yeah, so I've got a disability, basically.
Haven't said anything to anyone yet cos, I just didn't know...
It's an awkward thing to bring up. Sure. You've gotta feel comfortable.
So, it's like a disability on my arm, I've no strength,
anything, like, above shoulder height, I can't lift.
So, I need help doing my hair sometimes.
If you need any support, I'm here. Sometimes you think, I don't know,
having something different, you don't know, like,
if everyone's gonna find it completely, like, sexy.
But being different's cool. Absolutely.
In a world full of forks, be a spoon. Yeah.
Or the other way around. But, yeah, absolutely be different.
IAIN STIRLING: Hairdresser Sam was so annoyed at being kicked out
that he took his scissors to the bottom of Harriett's dress,
but Ciaran's still gonna miss him.
Oh, what a day? No, I know.
I'm gutted he's gone. No, I know. He was so close.
I'm just gonna miss him, like... I know, I know.
Did you think that it was gonna go that way?
Yeah, I had a gut feeling. I feel it's made me realise
that maybe we just need to be a bit more, like...
Not us, but, like, me, need to be a bit more, like, forward.
What we've got going on here is good, like, don't get me wrong.
Yeah. You know, I'm not taking that away from us.
Erm, no, I know what you're saying.
If I'm honest, obviously, my top two was you and Joey.
Yeah. I had a good conversation with him on the terrace.
So I wasn't sure where it was going to go.
I'm glad that you didn't pick me though.
Are you glad?
Yeah, because I don't want you to go.
Thank you. What we have got going on is good.
No lies, to be honest, you're not my usual type.
That's why I said I'm more excited by it.
Yeah. Mm.
Well, I have to let you know, I'm not cancelling this.
Not yet anyway. I'm not. I'm not.
Yeah. Oh.
IAIN: Samantha and Joey are indulging
in every young person's favourite pastime,
watching Nicole walk away.
They hate to see her go, but they love to watch her leave.
I just want to find the love of my life and couple up.
Yeah, I know.
THEY GIGGLE
I done the right thing, you know?
Picking Samantha. The Joey charm came out.
We had a little kiss.
It was nice. Short and sweet, but perfect.
It was a lovely little kiss.
IAIN: Ronnie is over the moon that Joey didn't pick Jess
because there's nothing a footballer hates more
than being knocked out in the first round.
I thought he was going to take you. Buzzing he didn't.
We are back together, baby. So am I.
We made it through the first hurdle. Yeah, like, I did...
Obviously, he's gone with Samantha.
And I am, like, half glad as well.
Obviously, it's nice for her, innit?
You can have all your energy into me.
All into you now, baby.
All into me. All into you, baby.
You don't have a squeaky bum any more, then?
No, no squeaky bum.
It's all come out for you, like.
It would have been a shit outcome, wouldn't it?
Because if you had gone, it would be pretty shit.
Mm. Not to blow smoke up your arse,
but... Do it.
SHE BLOWS
HE CHUCKLES
I'm not for leaving, baby.
Gone up from seven, wasn't it?
I'll give that an 8.2. Yes! We are moving, baby.
Progress and progress.
You all right?
I'm good. You all right?
Yeah. You wanna follow us?
Follow you? Oh, my gosh.
OK. See you in a sec
When are we going? Where are we going?
I dunno.
Let's take a stroll.
I ain't seen you a lot in here, so...
Oh, look at these two. Look at these two.
Ooh! This is nice.
Hey, I'm still coupled up, relax.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, Mr smooth.
I think I know where you're taking me right now.
I've not been here yet.
Have you not? No.
You haven't had a look?
Well, you know, a quick glance. A quick glance.
About time.Maybe he got a text, you're about to go home.
I got a text. I almost stole your bird.
Therefore, you are the weakest link.
This is nice. This is a terrace.
It is pretty, isn't it? Finally here.
I think after, like, today
everything has been put in perspective for a few people.
Especially for me, anyway. Because you know what the score is.
What is the score, again?
I wanted to come up here just to say that
I am more than attracted to you. Mm.
I very much see you...
And when I say that, I mean with both of these bad boys, I see you.
You look so pretty now, by the way. Thank you.
THEY GIGGLE
Thank you. You look good.
I have been saying to the girls, as well, now that I am taking you in...
So you say.
Taking you in properly. What were you doing before that?
Now, it's like, yeah.
Mm.
Can I show you something quickly?
What are you going to show me? Huh?
What?
# I close my eyes now
# And I'm dreaming Right where I belong
# I belong... #
SHE GIGGLES
Terrace kiss, yay!
Crazy, crazy, crazy. Yay.
Crazy, crazy, crazy.
It feels nice. He was smooth with it, I guess.
Yeah, it was good.
It was good. I feel a bit giddy.
If I could share a bed with you right now,
if I could be in a situation where we are a couple,
then that's something I would like to do for myself.
Mm. Or for us, rather.
I feel like I make a lot of sense.
HE CHUCKLES
IAIN STIRLING: I'm just having
a quick game of hide and seek with the Islanders.
Ready or not, here I come! Normally, they're in the corridor.
Bloody hell! OK, the terrace? No. Oh, the firepit!
They're really good at this. Guys, I give in.
Oh, the daybeds! It's always the last place you look.
Want to go for a talk or...? Yeah. I think it's about time.
Sorry, guys. Tits and everything is gonna come out now.
Keep it classy!
And how do you feel about that? No... No?
I had a little thing to ask you. Yeah?
We haven't had a chance to get away from everyone.
We're the only people that haven't spoken.
If you want to go to the Hideaway, we can.
Fucking hell! Fucking hell?
We only have to chat, man. SHE LAUGHS
You're asking me first-time! Yeah, I will.
Go on, then. Why am I jealous?
Hm?Why am I jealous? Really?
Don't even think about it. You're good, you're good, you're good.
Oh, God. Oh!
This is banging! Fucking hell.
Naughty vibes. This is lush.
Let's look inside. BOTH GASP
Oh, no! You don't get this in...
No! No, don't! Don't.
You don't get this in South Wales, do you?
How you feeling, Harriett?
What do you mean? It's fine. We're not married yet. Not yet.
She's good, she's calm. She's collected.I'm good.
Ain't no bother.
You OK? Yeah.
Obviously, you and Harriett. Where's your head at?
I'm getting along with Harriett, but when me and Harriett spoke just now
it's a bit like we said...
Me and Harriett are still gonna continue to get to know each other
cos it's going very well. You still need to get to know her.
You still need to explore her. She's a lovely girl.
She's so nice. She's lovely, I really get on with her.
When we come in, we really gelled.
I'm not the type of person
to get with somebody who someone else has gotten with.
But it's different in this scenario sort of thing.
You are in here for yourself as well.
Do you feel like you're open to getting to know me and stuff?
Definitely. Good. I feel like... I don't know.
I want to see if it's more, if it's not,
but I do really find you attractive. I do fancy you.
It's just the sexual tension saying this.
Sexual tension!
Has he said why he's up with Nicole? No.
If they now spend the night there,
are you gonna feel a type of way about it?
Yeah, I'm not... Yeah. You're done.
I don't think he would do that, though.
OK. We'll just see. Hopefully, they'll come out.
It's not like he spoke to me before and said,
"I'm gonna pull Nicole for a chat." He didn't even say that.
It's upset me a little bit.
Even... Walked out, even I'm feeling a bit fucking...
I think it's a bit bad, but...
It's not bad. Had a chat, we didn't kiss or anything.
That was a very respectful conversation.
I know, I know.
Oh, here we go. We need to be respectful.
Where are you going now? Just to the girls.
I'll go speak to the boys. See you later, yeah?
Bye.
Girls, do you want to talk? Yeah. A little chat. Let's go.
Shall we go on the fire down here? Yeah, come on.You coming?
I'm all right, to be honest. You don't want to go?
I think what Ciaran did was a bit muggy.
Especially after I just told him how I was feeling
and he just runs off to the Hideaway.
But I'll definitely be chatting to boys now.
We getting, like, flirty vibes from her?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
We were having a little cwtch out there and stuff.
There was no, like, you know, kissing or anything like that.
Bro, I'm getting good vibes from her.
But, you know, she's from half hour up the road, like,
and I've come all the way to Majorca.
These things happen for a reason, though.
This is like... This is you starting...
This is your experience starting now. This is my start now.
So how did it come about? He come over.
He said, "Do you want to go for a chat?"
I said, "Yeah," and he's like, "On the terrace?" And I was like...
And he went, "Do want to come in the Hideaway?" And I thought...
Oh, whoa. That's sweet, that he's done that. Yeah.
But I need to speak to him more, I need to get to know him...
But you've done it now.
Tomorrow's a new day and tomorrow's your opportunity.
Yeah, I feel like I'm get a have to speak to Harriett again now, though.
Oh, God, she... She didn't look good. Yes.
We just said we've got to get to know other people.
Yeah, but she, like, saw you walk off that way, right?
CHUCKLING:Then...
She saw you walk over there, just disappear there
and she, like, turned and was like...
'But I just went for a conversation, like. You know what I mean?
'I didn't do anything wrong.'
Right now, speaking, I've got a better connection probably with...
Harriett. ..Harriett.
THEY CHUCKLE Oh, my God. Are you sure?
THEY LAUGH
SAMANTHA:Come on.
You're not crying, are you? You'd better not be crying.
TEARFULLY:Pissed off.
Why are you crying? Just pissed off.
Oh, my God. Stop, stop now.
What are you crying for? It's just pissed me off.
Why? Stop. Come on.
Like... Come on, sit down, sit down.
No. What are you crying for?
Well, I'm just pissed off, like, I'm just annoyed because, like,
I basically pulled Ciaran before
and told him that he's, like, my top.
After the Joey thing? Yeah, after the Joey thing. Mm.
And then I was like, maybe I'll give him a chance.
And then he stands up, he stands up,
so with that information, he stands up... Mm.
..and he goes... to the Hideaway.
I think he got a bit cocky. With me and Joey.
And he was a bit, like, "All right? I'm still here."
Do you think? Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, because he was giving it, like, all the...
He was shitting himself, he's been shitting himself all day.
Mm. I went, "It looks sketchy. Going in the Hideaway."
No matter, if, buts or maybes, or absolutes,
going in the Hideaway, you're like... That's a statement.
Also, especially when we can just go in there. Like...
And for him to just act like that, it just, like, annoyed me.
WHISPERING:I just, like... It's just, why the Hideaway?
NORMAL VOICE:Do you know what I mean? Like, are you ten?
Ohh!
Don't cry. I'm not, I'm not crying.
I'm here whenever you need me. Thank you. I love you.
I love you too.
No, it's fine.
Do you know what, he can talk to me tomorrow, but I'm not being funny,
he can get back in line now. Sorry.
It's not what he's done,
it's just the way he's gone about it.
It's just the fact that five minutes before,
we said we were open and honest, he failed to tell me
that he was gonna pull Nicole for a conversation
and then he just skipped off to the Hideaway like nothing happened,
like we didn't even have the conversation.
Like, I think that's what's hard to see.
Tomorrow morning's a different one.
WHISPERING I know.
All cuddles.
Hi. I can't...
OK. Love you.
Oi, oi, oi.
Nicole? Yeah, I'm going outside a minute.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I'm going outside for some fresh air. Nicole?
No, I'm just going out for some fresh air.
Nicole... Don't think I've done anything wrong. At all, so...
I'm not upset, it's just...
You are, the pair of youse are, though.
I don't want to be made out to be that person,
I don't think I've done one thing wrong.
No-one's blaming you, no-one's blaming you.
Harriett gave me, like, a stinking look
after speaking to Ciaran,
and I don't think I've done anything wrong at all.
Harriett's just upset because,
to just basically say, all her eggs are in his basket.
And he was basically, like, reciprocated. Yeah.
And it's cos it was in the Hideaway, you just think the worst.
I didn't kiss him or anything, out of respect for her, though.
No, listen, I think it's just been the initial thing of, Hideaway.
But... Oh, it's the fucking Hideaway...
But what was your conversation like with him?
Really good. Literally, I haven't hidden the fact that I fancied him.
No, I know. I know, I'm saying.
I've been waiting for this conversation.
But I think it was just the fact that
she has a conversation with him.
Yes, but of course his eggs are gonna be in her...
She should've told me that.
No, listen, she's not fuming with you.
He said to me himself, he said, "I feel like I've got to know her",
and, obviously, he said, "I'm still vibing with Harriett".
You haven't even said to me, like, it's you, you haven't said...
It's OK.
I'm just getting pissed off again, wound up,
I don't have to explain myself anyway... I know!
I don't know what I'm crying myself for.
It's just easily put to bed tonight and readdress it tomorrow.
I'm just dreading re-addressing it, to be honest,
because I know she's just gonna make a scene out of it
and I just can't be all over it.
# I'll be your safe
# I'll be your only way... #
IAIN STIRLING: I have no idea why Harriett got so upset about Ciaran
talking to Nicole in the Hideaway, it was just an innocent chat...
In a room with a giant bed, a hot tub, sex toys,
and drawers full of condoms. Hello, what's the issue?!
I don't think we've done anything wrong. I dunno.
No, we haven't. But I'll talk to her.
Yeah, but I'm not a bitch, am I? I was gonna say, like...
Have you been crying? Yeah, I'm fuming over it.
He's annoyed me, because, do you not think it'd be,
"OK, I'm actually just gonna pull her for a chat..."
You've got to have a lot of respect
for the person you are actually coupled up with.
Like, respect, like, are you 12? And why are you so excited, as well?
# But I wasn't enough
# Give me the pain, make it....
So, this bed's completely empty tonight.Yeah.
But it may not be, I might have to sleep in it, to be fair!
Yeah, this is the doghouse.
# Because I'm more than, more than
More than, more than enough...
Who opened up an XXL condom upstairs?
That's not an XXL, is it? What's an XXL?
This! LAUGHTER
# My dues are all paid back...
Samantha, question. Go on.
How do you feel about your new bed? It's comfy, innit?
LAUGHTER She can't stop smiling!
# Wanna pick it all up...
Good night, beautiful new couple.
Don't let the bombshells bite.
# Falling in love Falling in love
# More than enough
# I'm more than, more than More than enough. #
IAIN STIRLING: I want to apologise
for suggesting that Ciaran flirted with Nicole in the Hideaway -
a room with a giant bed, hot tub, sex toys
and a drawer for the condoms. That wasn't strictly accurate.
I forgot to mention the lube!
Morning!
# It's fine
# It's cool... #
One bed's empty, that's weird.
Sad to see Sam go.
That was a big decision that I had to make last night.
Like, it was easy, but, as well, it was tough, do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I feel like everyone really got on with him,
but I had to do what I had to do.
Nah, he's gonna be missed, man. Yeah.
What's the agenda today, Joey?
We're gonna sunbathe, we're gonna get some sun...
I feel like it's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be a fun day. No tears.
I'm gonna be well-behaved today.
# You can kiss 100 boys in bars
# Shoot another shot Try to stop the feeling...
Mate. Might take Harriett off your hands, bro.
LAUGHTER
How's it going? SHE MUMBLES
Going well? Yeah, it's going well.
Hey, Harriett. Thank you, darling.
There you go.
Fuck, she looks good, man.
That's a revenge bikini. I know the one.
Have you made up with her yet?
# Good luck, babe (well, good luck)
# Well, good luck, babe (Well, good luck)
# You'd have to stop the world Just to stop the feeling... #
What was it like sleeping in bed with Joey?
I just felt... I think I was just... SHE IMITATES SNORING
LAUGHTER Snoring.
But, yeah, no, it was nice.
I had a little kiss with him, didn't I?
Did you?! Yeah.
When? At the fire pit last night.
Wait, what? Wait, what?!
Where was I? I swear I was right there!
LAUGHTER
Like, obviously, me and Munveer are talking more,
having more conversations, we're getting a bit closer.
Mm. He's pulling me, I like that.
I like that manly feeling of... Manliness. He gives me that vibe.
Obviously, Patsy's a really nice girl.
I do like her. Yeah.
But it's just, like, I don't know, I'm just...
I need to, obviously, like, see what other girls are saying.
Of course.
But it's like, last night, the only thing...
You don't wanna, like, leave this experience kicking yourself, like.
And going, "Oh, I should have done that, should have done that".
"Why didn't I do it?" Exactly.
You know what I mean, like, "Why haven't I had that conversation?"
Well, you're a good-looking geezer, you've got good chat, like.
I appreciate it, bro.
Girls will be loving it, so, just stick it on factor 50.
But remember, you've got to top it up every 15 minutes!
LAUGHTER
What was it you said to Harriett in that first conversation?
Because I think she's quite upset, because I think she's opened up
to you and said that you're, like, the number one for her.
If you had to pick somebody now in terms of where your head's at,
who are you kind of aiming it towards?
Well, if I... Right now, I would pick Harriett.
Would you?
Yeah, because I know Harriett so much better.
I don't think Harriet's all right with that.
No. I think she thinks you're pretty...
I told... I told her she is my top.
No, she thinks you are now, like, switched on to Nicole.
IAIN STIRLING: Harriett and Nicole want to make up.
Well, they're in the right room for it,
there's bloody shelves full of the stuff!
Haha, thanks, I'm here all week.
I just wanna apologise.
I feel like, last night, it looked a certain way.
I don't want any drama.
But it was more, when you were walking past to come inside,
I, like, tried to make a bit of the eye contact, like,
looking, as if to say...
And I was gonna say, like, "Are you OK?"
And it was just, like, err... That look, and I thought...
No, I'm sorry, it's just like, I was feeling like...
Pissed off. No, no, no.
It was like, I was feeling like I was gonna cry.
So I was like, I just wanna get inside, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just walked back and I was like,
"Well, hang on a minute, now, I don't think I did anything..."
No, you hadn't.
I think I went the wrong way about it, I expressed...
No, it wasn't you. Right, right, right.
OK, it was not you. OK, I was panicking a bit.
Honestly, like, I'm sorry if that came across like that.
I openly said, like, I do fancy him, he's my type to a T.
No, you did, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, it wasn't your fault.
It was genuinely the fact that we had a conversation before,
he didn't say... Yeah.
And then, like, within two minutes, he just did it, to the Hideaway.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought, "Fucking hell, I don't understand what I've done now".
I was thinking, and then I was overthinking...
No, no, no, it wasn't you, right? I actually promise. I love you.
I'm quite glad we've kinda cleared the air.
It's early days.
Like, I literally had one conversation with the boy.
I want to get to know everyone.
We are all good, girly wirly.
I am glad we have cleared it up.
If you need any advice on anything, you know I am here.
IAIN: Earlier, we nailed a BAFTA with a conversation
between an office administrator and a recruitment manager on a sofa.
Now we've bagged an NTA with the sequel,
office administrator and recruitment manager on a daybed.
How are you after last night?
I had a good night.
I felt we were getting about closer yesterday.
I don't how you feel about that?
Absolutely, I still feel the same way.
I just want to be...
I just want to be honest with you. I am, all right?
Honestly, in terms of all the girls here,
I feel that we get along the best.
I want to speak to a few other girls?
Just because I haven't. Of course. Yeah, yeah.
But I want to tell you that out of respect because I don't want you
thinking, "Oh, fuck's sake, he's flying all around the gaff."
No, of course. I appreciate that.
We are not... We are not locked.
I don't think anyone is locked.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
Erm... Mm.
So...
But, look...
It so hard to say that, but I want to speak to other people.
And that's just completely unfair. It should be like that.
Oh, my God. No. That's absolutely fine.
I don't feel any type of way about that.
Good. You're wicked, man. This is what I like about you.
You're just... You're just wicked. And you are chilled.
You get it. Yeah, I do.
I do. I'm just not going to look.
Oh!
I'll just make sure I'm in a different room
when you are chatting someone up.
Don't say it, Patsy.
No, honestly, I'm fine.
Honestly?
Should we...?
I'm absolutely just going to be giving him that space to go
and do that.
That's fine.
For all I know, is he just being respectful is
he just trying to let me down gently?
I don't know if that's what he's doing.
Sam? Yeah.
Come here for a sec.
Oh, God. No, it's all right.
Brutal.
Shall we sit on the lounges? Yeah.
.
Obviously, speak to Joe.
Hold on.
Yeah, I'm just going to pull him.
I don't want you to think... Oh, shut up.
No, but I'm going to go to the Hideaway.
Oh, right.
Because I think Ciaran needs to taste the same medicine.
Do you know what I mean?
Don't be petty. I'm not being petty.
I don't want him to think that I was so upset because of that reason.
I just want to tell you first because I don't want it to look sly,
do you know what I mean?
I am just going to come to you
and I'm just going to have a little chat.
Then come back out. No problem.
Yeah, you OK? You sure?
Girl, I'm fine. You promise?
Yeah, of course.
We're all in here for ourselves.
Joey, can I borrow you?
Yeah, of course you can.
We going for a little walkies, yeah?
Yeah, this way.
You all right? Good.
What's going down? Just going to the Hideaway.
No.
She's going to lay it on thick now, isn't she, with everyone?
Because Ciaran has basically backed off.
WHISPERS:I'm just a jealous bitch. You know what I mean?
Really?
Yeah. I was like, "Mm."
That is good wanting someone, though.
Nick, come here.
What? What?
Harriett has just pulled me.
And was like, "I just want to let you know before I do it,
"I'm going to take Joey to the Hideaway."
So I was like, "Oh, yeah."
And she was like,
"Cos, obviously, I want to get back at Ciaran."
And I just went, that is so petty.
I was like... I went, "Don't be petty."
Get back at Ciaran.
She's so smooth!
Is she in there with him now?
Yeah, she's in there with Joey.
Said she wanted to give Ciaran a taste of his own medicine.
I appreciate she's come to tell me and stuff, but, like...
You want to be doing it because you're interested,
you don't want to be doing it just to get back at someone.
That's just, like, silly, innit?
I don't think Joey would appreciate that either.
I think that's massively out of order.
HE SIGHS
I swear, like, the tensions are rising.
Yeah, it's getting a bit nasty, innit? I dunno.
You shouldn't be pulling people just to get back at other poeple.
It's spiteful, isn't it? Yeah.
It's petty.
JOEY:So, what's going on, then? What's going on with you?
What you thinking? I just wanted to have a little chat.
Yeah. Yeah.
To be honest, like, well, I do fancy you.
Yeah.
I think I've made it a bit obvious now.
Yeah. I fancy Ciaran as well.
Are you picky? Mmm, yeah.
Are you? I've only had one boyfriend, so...
Only had one boyfriend, yeah?
Yeah. One boyfriend.
I'm picky, and I think, like, now I'm out of it, right,
it's a blessing in disguise
because I can see what I actually want.
Yeah. Like, you are my type.
Am I? Why? Yeah.
Dunno. Well, you're gawj.
JOEY LAUGHS
Gawj. Gawj.
You are. Like, you've got lovely teeth.
You're gawj.
You're giving me mature vibes. Thank you, yeah.
You got nice eyes. Try to, try to.
We are matching again. We are matching.
We was matching last night.
Every time we come out, we're always matching.
Thingy's in the, um...
They are in the Hideaway, aren't they?
Hmm?
Harriet pulled Joey in the Hideaway, didn't she?
What, are they in there now, are they?
What? Are they in there now?
Yeah, they're in there now.
Fair enough, but, like,
if you want to get to know each other, get to know each other.
It's three days in, like... I know.
But... I think she's doing it to spite you.
What she's seeking is a reaction. She's done it to spite you.
The thing is, I didn't do anything out of spite.
That's the difference. Mmm.
That's just another thing for me which is like, "Grow up."
You know, like, I know everyone is saying I'm the kid
and the little bro in here, but when it's come
to actually something serious, I feel like I'm the mature one.
So, you're a dancer, innit? Mmm.
Go on, give us a dance, then.
A little dance? Go on.
What sort of dance do you want? Dunno.
Twerk or somthing.
A little twerk? No, I'm joking.
What's that thing called when you do that?
When you do this, when you're like...
What, like, a little slut drop?
Sort of. You want a little slut drop?
THEY LAUGH
Is that what it's called? A slut drop, yeah?
Well, let's see.
No, but what sort of dancer are you?
Well, I do, like, musical theatre. Well, do some musical theatre, then.
Walk down those stairs like an actor, nah?
Is that what you do?
Yeah, like, singing, dancing and acting.
Give us something, then.
I dunno. I'd be like...
Like this. Yeah?
And then I'd probably, like, do a little...
Oh, is that what you do?
And then a few little kicks and stuff.
I don't know if I'm in the right outfit for that.
Harriet's lovely. Yeah, we had a laugh together.
There's no dry chat, you know?
The conversation flows, her dancing was actually quite cute,
so, yeah, I'm trying to keep my cool,
but I just can't help it.
Every now and then, I just do have a little flirt.
It's just in me, innit?
Have you used things like this?
No, have you? No.
Imagine that.
Someone whipping your arse like that. Look.
HARRI LAUGHS
Try it. Let me do it. Go on.
Does it hurt? Not really, no.
Maybe on the skin.
Do it on me.
Does it hurt? It doesn't hurt, no. No.
IAIN STIRLING: Last night, Ciaran whisked Nicole away
to the Hideaway in front of Harriett.
And call him paranoid, but ever since,
Ciaran has had a sneaky suspicion that something might be up with her.
Did something happened last night or did something annoy you?
Did something happen last night
Erm, no. It didn't annoy me.
I just think the way that you did it.
I went to the Hideaway Terrace with Nicole
because I didn't a chance to have a talk with her.
So, you know what, I thought, I'll go to the Hideaway Terrace.
And we literally had a conversation.
Yeah, the thing is, it's so funny, it just looked a certain way.
I feel like if I was on the terrace are something, or on a daybed,
it wouldn't be a problem.
I just think the way it looked was, like...
But you just gone to the Hideaway Terrace with Joey,
which I've got no problem with.
But, for me, it seems a bit of reaction to what I've done.
No, I just did it because I haven't been there, do you know I mean?
That's fair enough. But, for me, it's a bit weird.
I just feel it's a reaction now. OK, well, it wasn't that way.
Do you think you have would have gone to the Hideaway Terrace
if I hadn't already been there?
I don't know.
That's my point. I'm not sure.
I do apologise if it came across like that.
It was not my intention. I literally...
It all happened very fast.
Right, cool, let's have a hug. OK. Hug it out.
I'm not, you know, that she went and talked with Joey.
She can do what she wants in that aspect of things.
She's trying to get a reaction out of me.
And I'm just not for that.
I'm not bothered for it.
Just grow up. We are all over the age of 20 here.
I'm just, you know, going to see what happens today.
But I am a happy bunny as it stands right now.
That's good to hear.
I do play it cool often, you know what I mean?
What, you play it cool?
Yeah. You play like ice.
You are cooler than ice.
Really, do I? Yeah.
I've been told, my face, sometimes I look like I'm angry.
I'm not. I'm actually not.
You're just chilling.
I'm actually chilling.
I suffer from resting bitch face, I think.
Oh, you do.
Real bad. I need to smile more, I think.
Don't wear the shades when you're doing that face as well, cos...
Really?
One time, you were looking at me,
I said, "Did... Did someone say something?"
Really? Really?! No, I'm fine, I'm just relaxed!
LAUGHTER
IAIN STIRLING: Samantha's about to join Joey Essex
and Sean, aka, The Candyman.
And, ironically, in the following scene,
the confectionery salesman says sweet FA.
Are you all right? Not really, no.
Spill the beans.
You need to speak to Harriett. I need to speak to Harriett?
Yeah. Why?
Because she's probably gonna say anyway.
I can't be arsed.
Obviously, after knowing that, I just can't be arsed with the game,
you know, I'm not in here for that.
Neither am I.
She'll probably try and explain herself.
But she shouldn't have said it.
Do you know, out of everyone last night,
I was there for her more than anyone?
She come crying to me about it.
Did she? Yeah.
And went and explained that to you?
She was proper hurt about that last night.
That's a liberty.
And I, literally, was the one person, I'm not even joking,
I was the only fucking girl that was proper there for her.
You definitely need to talk to her, then.
No, I know, I will.
Because obviously, it's just hurt, innit,
and making some rash decisions. You don't need to hurt me as well.
I'm not here for the little petty games, you know what I mean?
I'm a bit past that.
Samantha is the only one in here that I look at and think,
"Yeah, you're a bit of me".
Me being truthfully honest, yeah, I might get to know other girls,
but I warm towards Samantha, she's a nice girl, you know?
Who knows what it could be? Who knows what it could unfold?
I don't know.
I don't want you to think that, like, I like drama and that, though,
you know? No, I know. I don't think that.
I actually really like you, do you know what I mean?
You're such a nice girl and whatever.
I don't think me and you would ever not get on.
No, I don't either.
Even if you fucked me off for someone else! Don't say that!
I might fuck you off!
You might fuck me off and I might get jealous and come running back.
Sam! Come over here, please.
Hi, can I speak to Harriett on her own?
Are you all right?
OK, yeah.
I was just gonna get you. That's why I said come over.
It's like you knew.
Hey, girl. You OK? I just...
I did that because I didn't want to look slimy.
It was the comment, and obviously I am coming up with them.
I want to tell him because it was a bit like...
if someone said that about me I'd be like,
"Don't use me as a pawn."
I just didn't want anyone to think I was so like...
Like, so rattled by it, so I was like,
"No, I'm gonna give him a taste of his own medicine
"in the sense of I'm not going to sit there if you've done that.
"I'm not gonna sit there."
Out of everyone, I was there for you the most.
No, that's why I came to you today. No, I know. So, exactly.
You could have took anyone in there.
In my head, I just went to you to speak about it and I feel like
it's obviously come across in the wrong way so I am sorry for that.
I don't want you to think that I'm speaking about you in a bad light
cos I'm not. But as soon as you said it,
I did say to you, "That's a bit petty."
I am closest to you and Nicole in here. Yeah, same.
It's annoying cos I've had Nic this morning and then you.
No, but I love you and I'm sorry. No, don't. I'm sorry if I upset you.
I never want you to be upset ever.
IAIN STIRLING: The Islanders are getting ready for the evening.
I just caught a glimpse of Candyman Sean in the shower.
I saw his curly-wurlies!
He shouldn't really be eating sweets in the bathroom.
What's your type? Nicole, mainly, to be fair.
Are you looking for a wifey and all that
or are you looking for more just like... In here? Not a wifey.
My type is Essex boys, or like posh boys.
Ciaran is far from posh, isn't he? He's like me, Ciaran.
I am going turbo tonight. What are youse lot saying?
I think I'm gonna see what Harriett's saying tonight.
Get to know her more, you know?
You know what I think we should all do tonight?
No-one pull the lads and see who pulls us.
We're having a night just the girls! Girls' night!
Come on, boys! Let's go out there, let's go!
Let's have the best time!
Have fun tonight, yeah, enjoy it.
Here's a cheers to the boys for looking extra handsome,
and here's a further cheers to the women,
who've currently got bigger balls than men, so...
CHEERING Yeah, fair.
# Ooh-ooh-ooh. #
Today's been really good. I feel lucky.
It's been, I don't wanna see smooth, because it's literally day three,
but I've come in here and you're hear. You're literally...
Appreciate it. ..growing on me as days go on, so, yeah...
What are you feeling, like, as in...
I know exploring connections is a thing for you, and...
What're you thinking? Yeah, I mean,
I would like someone of course, just to be, like, "I like you."
Have I not made that... Do you get that?Not really, no.
I'm getting the opposite vibe, I think. Really?
Yeah. Ah, shit.
I don't think this is going as well as you think it is.
What's going through your head? Obviously, I wanna get to know you,
and I wanna get to know you more, and I do fancy you...
That's all I'm saying. That's all you're saying.
Yeah, but, I want to get to know you as well, but...
If we're being honest, I'm still gonna get to know Harriett.
Yeah. But I see more potential with you.
You
You look
great, though, by the way.
I know. All girls look gorgeous tonight, don't they?
They the boys look gorg. I didn't see...
TEXT ALERT, SHE GASPS
I've gotta text! Oh, shit!
SHE GASPS
Go on, mate.
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Oh, mate.
Come here, Ronnie boy! Blindfold me, baby.
Yes, we're getting blindfolded!
Come on!
THEY CHEER
Boys, come over here.
What is going on?
Come on, girls.
Mate, I'm so excited for this. I swear down.
Right, I'm just gonna get my glasses.
Can't the without my glasses!
# I want to go home
# I'm in your book Let's do it again
# I'm about to lose my mind. #
IAIN STIRLING: Hang on, there's a new girl
entering the villa, and all eyes are on her.
Well, not all eyes, the lads are blindfolded,
but you get the idea.
I'm Uma, I may VIP host and a model, I'm 23 and I'm from North London.
I'm a fun, viby person,
but I've definitely got a flirtatious side.
I've been single for my whole life,
but I think it's about time for me to find love.
# Adrenaline running high Keeping the talking hot
# It's a rush that never stops... #
I can hear footsteps. Shh!
# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #
Get ready for me, boys,
the girl of your dreams is about to step inside the villa.
Are you joking?
# Yeah-yeah-yeah Game time, game time
# Power up, here we go! # GASPS
SCREECHING AND CHEERING
What's going on? I dunno, bruv.
SHOUTING
Hold on, what is going on? Oh, my goodness.
LAUGHING Ah!
Joey, you'd better to keep that tongue and that mouth, I mean it.
What're you talking about? Oh, my gosh.
SCREAMING
Bro, them lips are juice, bro. Smooth.
That's it, now. That's enough.
Who just kissed me? WHISPERS:I'll see you later.
Who is that? I don't want to play any more games.
# Are you ready to play? #
Oh! Oh, my goodness, darling. You're shitting me. Oh, my word.
GASPS
Do yous know each other?
Nah. SCREAMS
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