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# It all starts now... #
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# It all starts now... #
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IAIN STIRLING:
Love Island Unseen Bits is back,
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Love Island Unseen Bits is back,
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which means the summer
has officially begun.
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has officially begun.
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Go!
Whoa!
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Whoa!
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We've had highs...
SHE SCREAMS
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SHE SCREAMS
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Iain Stirling,
I'm coming after your job, bro.
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I'm coming after your job, bro.
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Ugh!
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Ugh!
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..lows...
SCREAMS
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..ups...
Ah!
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..lows...
SCREAMS
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..downs.
LAUGHTER
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..ups...
Ah!
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..downs.
LAUGHTER
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Not to mention all the usual...
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Not to mention all the usual...
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Oh!
..flirting...
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..flirting...
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What do you call your vagina?
THEY MEW
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THEY MEW
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..farting...
FARTS
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FARTS
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SHE GAGS
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SHE GAGS
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Is that doing it for you?
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Is that doing it for you?
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..with plenty of food for thought.
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..with plenty of food for thought.
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Dinosaurs still exist, right?
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Dinosaurs still exist, right?
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# It all starts now... #
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# It all starts now... #
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We're the most popular Love Island
Saturday night spin-off show
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Saturday night spin-off show
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in the country bar none.
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in the country bar none.
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You will see some sights
in these bathrooms.
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in these bathrooms.
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If you've not seen it before,
where have you been?!
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where have you been?!
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Oh, my God, mate.
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Oh, my God, mate.
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SHE LAUGHS
It's time to suck it and see.
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It's time to suck it and see.
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Hello!
Jesus!
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Jesus!
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Oh!
SHE SCREAMS
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SHE SCREAMS
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Hello?
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Hello?
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This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
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This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
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# It all starts now. #
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# It all starts now. #
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Anyone going to come
and join us or...?
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and join us or...?
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ALL:No.
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ALL:No.
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IAIN STIRLING:
Do you dare enter? Come in.
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Do you dare enter? Come in.
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DOOR CREEKS
Come closer.
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Come closer.
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That's right,
welcome to the Love Island villa.
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welcome to the Love Island villa.
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SCREAMING
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SCREAMING
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I'm Iain Sterling and you're invited
to join me inside.
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to join me inside.
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Unseen Bits is back
and we're not the only ones...
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and we're not the only ones...
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SHE SCREAMS
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SHE SCREAMS
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..as it's the return
of the yellow beanbag.
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of the yellow beanbag.
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SCREAMING
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SCREAMING
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And they have mutated.
Cue the drama.
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Cue the drama.
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I've been dumped from the Island.
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I've been dumped from the Island.
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Miss it at your peril.
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Miss it at your peril.
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You won't believe it
until you see it.
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until you see it.
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SCREAMING
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SCREAMING
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So come, won't you join me...
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So come, won't you join me...
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I can hear footsteps.
Ssh!
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Ssh!
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..in the most loved-up villa
in the world?
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in the world?
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Hurry, or you'll miss
all the bumps...
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all the bumps...
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LAUGHTER
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LAUGHTER
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..the burps...
HE BURPS
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HE BURPS
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..and the LOLs.
LAUGHTER
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LAUGHTER
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Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
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Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
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Time to cast your minds back
to the old days, well, Monday,
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to the old days, well, Monday,
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when our fresh-faced Islanders
dropped rocked up to the villa
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dropped rocked up to the villa
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for the first time, and time for me
to use my trusty old catchphrase...
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to use my trusty old catchphrase...
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cue the gratuitous slow-mo!
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cue the gratuitous slow-mo!
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With all the delays
and airport chaos recently,
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and airport chaos recently,
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transfers to the villa
were standing room only,
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were standing room only,
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but health and safety
was adhered to
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was adhered to
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as we did have the child locks on.
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as we did have the child locks on.
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Oh, unlock it. It's not opening.
No, it's not. It's locked.
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No, it's not. It's locked.
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# They say I come and I go
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# They say I come and I go
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# Tell me all the ways you need me
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# Tell me all the ways you need me
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# I'm not here for long
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# I'm not here for long
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# Catch me or I go Houdini
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# Catch me or I go Houdini
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# I come and I go
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# I come and I go
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# Prove you got... #
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# Prove you got... #
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Are you OK?
Looking great, by the way.
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Looking great, by the way.
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Thank you. So are you two.
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Thank you. So are you two.
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It's like you've made
an effort for me.
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an effort for me.
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LAUGHTER
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LAUGHTER
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# I come and I go
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# I come and I go
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# Tell me all the ways you need me
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# Tell me all the ways you need me
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# I'm not here for long... #
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# I'm not here for long... #
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Nice to meet you. Oh, my God.
Here we go, boys!
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Here we go, boys!
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It's go time, apparently.
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It's go time, apparently.
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Before the slow-mo strut
into the villa,
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into the villa,
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our Islanders recorded some videos
to introduce themselves.
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to introduce themselves.
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They say you only get one chance
to make a good impression,
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to make a good impression,
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but on Unseen Bits, you get two.
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but on Unseen Bits, you get two.
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Here are the bits you didn't get
to see the first time.
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to see the first time.
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Let's do it.
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Let's do it.
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# I love you, is that OK
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# I love you, is that OK
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# These words are my own... #
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# These words are my own... #
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I'm on Love Island!
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I'm on Love Island!
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# I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you
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I love you, I love you
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# There's no other way
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# There's no other way
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# To better say
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# To better say
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# I love you, I love you, I love you
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# I love you, I love you, I love you
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# These words are my own
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# These words are my own
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# From my heart flow
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# From my heart flow
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# I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you... #
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I love you, I love you... #
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I like masculine guys,
masculine energy.
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masculine energy.
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BDE, can I say that?
Yes, Patsy, of course.
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Yes, Patsy, of course.
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This is Unseen Bits.
Big Dick Energy.
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Big Dick Energy.
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It's going to be the best summer
of our lives.
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of our lives.
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# These words are my own
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# These words are my own
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# From my heart flow
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# From my heart flow
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# I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you
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I love you, I love you
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# There's no other way
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# There's no other way
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# To better say... #
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# To better say... #
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Yeah, good thing
you're sitting down. Oh, boy.
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you're sitting down. Oh, boy.
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# These words I my own
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# These words I my own
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# From my heart flow
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# From my heart flow
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# I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you
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I love you, I love you
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# There's no other way
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# There's no other way
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# To better say
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# To better say
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# I love you, is that OK? #
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# I love you, is that OK? #
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It wasn't long before our Islanders
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It wasn't long before our Islanders
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found themselves
chatting by the sundeck.
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chatting by the sundeck.
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How they got there is anyone's
guess, their geography is terrible.
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guess, their geography is terrible.
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Where is everyone from? You're from?
South Wales. South Wales.
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South Wales. South Wales.
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East London. East London.
Hertfordshire.
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Hertfordshire.
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So, like, we're northern and
you're southern, aren't you? Yeah.
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you're southern, aren't you? Yeah.
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Yeah. I guess, yeah.
Kind of.
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Kind of.
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I think Wales is in the north.
No. Wales is...
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No. Wales is...
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East.
Oh, I dunno.
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Oh, I dunno.
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LAUGHTER
East, west. I'm down south.
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East, west. I'm down south.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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You'd better clear that up
otherwise we'll lose our deposit.
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otherwise we'll lose our deposit.
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Now you lot already know
who's coupled up with who.
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who's coupled up with who.
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When Maya got the Islanders
to line up
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from most to least
boyfriend or girlfriend material...
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You at the top.
Oh, that's nice. Thanks, guys.
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MAYA: Girls, from most to least,
please head over and join your boys.
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Come on over, Mimii.
Nice to meet you.
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You too, darling.
Thanks.
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Yeah, we're both down here
at the bottom.
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I didn't expect that.
No, literally.
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I'm annoyed you put me at the end
but I'm actually happy.
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I'm annoyed you put me at the end!
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Mimii and Munveer were found to be
greater than the other Islanders.
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Harriett and Ciaran,
to be less than.
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You've heard of girl math,
you've heard of boy math,
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but I give you Maya maths.
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It's a unique form
of genuinely mental arithmetic.
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Out of ten,
I rate myself a solid 11.
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I'd give myself
a nice ten out of ten.
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OK, so that's a score of 21
from Munveer and Mimii.
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I'll score myself 11 out of ten.
I think I'm a ten out of ten.
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That gives Sean and Nicole 21,
as well.
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I would rate myself
a ten out of ten.
268
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Probably ten-ten, but realistically,
I'm probably about an eight.
269
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A total of 18
for Harriett and Ciaran.
270
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So, I would say eight out of ten,
I would rate myself.
271
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6' 2", but we'll go 6' 3", though,
with these shoes on.
272
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OK, Ronnie clearly
didn't understand the brief,
273
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but we can make this work.
274
00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,910
Where's Rachel Riley
when you need her?
275
00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:07,030
Jess gives herself an eight,
Ronnie a 6' 2",
276
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so that's obviously eight times six,
which is 48.
277
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Times that by two
to the power of Grayskull,
278
00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:14,710
giving us a score of 96.
279
00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,870
Looking good for
Ronnie and Jess' compatibility.
280
00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:27,910
I'm 6' 6". I have got
some nice, big size seven feet.
281
00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:35,830
Right, so if Ayo is 6' 6",
that's 6.6,
282
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divided by seven is 0.94, I believe.
283
00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:38,390
Definitely, with a mullet,
you kind of get...
284
00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:39,430
you get a lot of attention,
285
00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:41,590
and I feel like I'm going to rock it
for a couple more years, definitely.
286
00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:42,830
In my job,
I'm getting paid £45 an hour
287
00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:44,470
to do someone's make-up for them
to go for their tea,
288
00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:45,750
cos that's
just what Scouse girls do.
289
00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:46,990
So, if Samantha gets £45 an hour,
290
00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,310
then that's 45 times 24 to the power
of Sam's mullet, which gives us...
291
00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,430
I have no idea.
292
00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:54,990
I can't believe we got through that
without a single 69 joke. Oops!
293
00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:01,910
Once they were all paired up,
which equals two, by the way,
294
00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:04,150
it was time for them
to get to know each other better
295
00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:07,590
with the old tried and tested
"Awks Talks".
296
00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:10,950
I know, but it's Sam and Sam,
which is just so weird... I know.
297
00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,190
..like Samantha and a Sam.
298
00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,750
Could be a thing, could be a...
could be a thing.
299
00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:15,590
You're Northern, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah.
300
00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,950
Being Northern, we're just
a different breed, aren't we?
301
00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,430
We're like salt of the earth.
Facts.
302
00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:22,110
And things are getting spicy
up on the terrace.
303
00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:25,350
What's your Nando's order?
Oof, erm...
304
00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:27,910
I get halloumi, course.
OK, yeah.
305
00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,590
Four chicken thighs.
Mm-hm.
306
00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:32,710
Medium-hot, I'm right.
I just wanna enjoy my food.
307
00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,510
Wow, I'm an extra-hot girl.
Are you? Yeah.
308
00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,990
Some islanders are more suited
to the rizz biz than others.
309
00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:39,670
Argh!
Do that one more time!
310
00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:42,510
What's your favourite colour?
My favourite colour... Go on, guess.
311
00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:48,990
Blue.
Yeah, actually. That is good.
312
00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,030
Right, go on, then, guess mine.
313
00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,870
I'm just gonna go...
I'm gonna go purple. Are you joking?
314
00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,110
Nah, you're lying.
Did I get it right?
315
00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:56,870
No, no, no, no, no, I hate purple.
316
00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:58,830
Have you got a sweet tooth,
or are you more savoury? Hmm...
317
00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:01,510
Sweet tooth, I'd say.
Are you?
318
00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:03,310
What is your go-to?
Oh, I don't know.
319
00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:05,550
You know what I really like,
I don't even know what it's called.
320
00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:08,950
They are like the cola bottles,
pink and blue. Bubble gum bottles.
321
00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:11,070
You know what, they are in
my top three, to be fair.
322
00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,270
Shut up, are they?
Yeah.
323
00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:14,230
Fizzy ones, and they've got, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm.
324
00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:17,790
Munveer was also doing some
sweet talking, too, of his own.
325
00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:24,590
You know what I learned in Spanish?
Go on. Erm... Esto si que es.
326
00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,870
Ooh, say it again.
Esto si que es. Esto si tes.
327
00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:29,830
Esto si que es.
Es so si te es.
328
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:34,390
I could be making this up, by
the way. Oh, stop. I'm too gullible.
329
00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:38,910
Esto si que es. And I THINK it
translates to, "It is what it is."
330
00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:42,670
I like that. Es so si...
Yeah.
331
00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:44,790
So basically, I'll let you in
on the little trick.
332
00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:50,950
It's basically spelling "socks".
S-O-C-K-S!
333
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,990
Yes! There you go!
Yeah! I like that. It is...
334
00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:57,230
And then you can just add, like,
a bit of, you know, a twang to it,
335
00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:59,190
and you're like, you fool anyone.
336
00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:05,870
You won't fool me, Munveer, I think
you'll find that's P-A-N-T-S.
337
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,870
On the first night in a new gaff,
338
00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,310
all you want to do is get
glammed up for the night ahead.
339
00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:19,870
But disaster struck and the girls'
luggage got lost in transit.
340
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,070
How anyone can lose six giant
Love Island branded wheelie cases
341
00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:26,710
with their names written on it
is a mystery.
342
00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:30,030
Luckily, a runner from the airport
turned up with the missing bags.
343
00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:32,110
DOORBELL RINGS
344
00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,310
Oi, girls, your cases are outside!
345
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,150
Oh, let's go get them bags.
Let's go and get them!
346
00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:38,750
SHE SQUEALS
347
00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:40,510
LAUGHTER
348
00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,310
Stop!
ALL:Wow!
349
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,510
GASPS
They look so good.
350
00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:45,630
It's so nice to, like...
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
351
00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,990
SAMANTHA EXCLAIMS
Oh, my gosh.
352
00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:52,270
THEY SCREAM
353
00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,230
Right, girls, I can't find mine.
Is this it?
354
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,630
Patsy, Patsy. There,
right next to you. Right there.
355
00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:58,590
Yeah? Oh, yeah. Here we go.
356
00:10:58,630 --> 00:11:01,510
Oops!
357
00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,750
Don't know which one I want.
358
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,590
ALL EXCLAIM
359
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,630
Which dressing room ...
dressing table are we all claiming?
360
00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:11,070
Can I have this one at the end?
Yeah, this is my one at the end.
361
00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:15,230
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
Come on, girlies.
362
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:19,430
Come on, girls,
you haven't got time for selfies.
363
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,150
You've got a big night ahead.
364
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:33,270
MUSIC: 'The Only Way Is Up'
by Yazz
365
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,190
The world of reality TV imploded
in on itself
366
00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,110
when our very own Reem Queen
367
00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:41,030
introduced a well-known face
to the islanders.
368
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:52,190
# Hold on
Hold on
369
00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:56,790
Hold on
370
00:11:56,830 --> 00:12:03,910
# Baby, hold on
371
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:08,710
# The only way is up... #
372
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,470
Yes, Maya. Looking reem.
373
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:16,510
# You and me now
The only way is up. #
374
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:19,470
SONG ECHOES
375
00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:20,550
LAUGHTER
376
00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:21,590
Gonna be reem, innit?
LAUGHTER
377
00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:26,390
I didn't say it, you did.
My hair is looking... reem. Reem.
378
00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:31,710
Reem. Oh, my God.
Oh, Joey. I can't believe that word.
379
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,430
I swear, when I said that word...
380
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,910
Listen, you went viral
just off that word. Didn't ya?
381
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:38,870
That word literally went viral.
Changed your life.
382
00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:40,070
Nearly changed my life.
383
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,310
You know that word,
I think it went in the dictionary.
384
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:45,270
Reem, yeah, I think...
Urban Dictionary or Wikipedia.
385
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,870
It's definitely in the Urban one,
386
00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,550
but I'm sure they was gonna put it
in the dictionary,
387
00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:49,670
I don't think they did in the end.
388
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,670
I don't think the Government
approved it.
389
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:52,710
SHE SNORTS
390
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,870
And if you needed any more reason
391
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:56,790
to vote in the upcoming election,
that is it.
392
00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:05,150
Samantha told me something earlier
that was absolutely unforgettable.
393
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:08,230
Oh! Did I say that?
LAUGHTER
394
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,990
No, you'll have to come back later
to find out what it is.
395
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,700
# Sunshine taking over me
You got me feeling... #
396
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,620
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
397
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:31,860
where Islanders bear their souls...
398
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,420
AS FOOT:Hello.
399
00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,420
..unleash their inner voices...
400
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,580
Eee-oww.
401
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,180
..fall over themselves to impress,
402
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,300
and like us,
discuss their unseen bits.
403
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,660
What do you call your vagina?
404
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,500
So brush up on your beauty tips...
405
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:52,500
I really don't know how this works.
406
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,820
..and drink in
all our eye-watering unseen clips.
407
00:13:56,860 --> 00:14:04,700
Ah. Ow. Oh, my God, mate.
408
00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,980
Before the break,
Samantha was about to reveal all,
409
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,860
and I know you're dying
to find out what it is.
410
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,940
So go on then, Samantha love.
411
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:18,100
Ugh! Did I say that?
CHUCKLES
412
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:21,060
The Scouse saying for lads
when they've got, like, uh,
413
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,220
you know like a middle part,
where they're all, like, pushed back
414
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:26,420
or, like, the little bangs.
That's a fanny part.
415
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,180
Like, I haven't got mine in
a fanny part now.
416
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,820
Like, mine is not a centre apart,
417
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,780
but if it was in the middle,
that's a fanny part.
418
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:35,060
A fanny part?
Can someone pass me a comb?
419
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,340
The first villa challenge
of the series saw all the Islanders
420
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:50,020
play a classic game
of phone roulette.
421
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:55,300
We saw snogging, finger sucking,
and even fake orgasms.
422
00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:59,780
MOANS
I can't! I can't do any more!
423
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:00,740
One more.
No, I can't.
424
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:03,340
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep going, keep going. OK.
425
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,500
MOANS,
LAUGHTER
426
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:11,020
SQUEALS
That is mortifying!
427
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,220
And in true Unseen Bits fashion,
428
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,420
here are the bits
you didn't get to see.
429
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:19,060
Sean, snog the Islander
that you think you would make
430
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,980
the prettiest babies with.
Ooh.
431
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,700
Munveer.
Oh, hello.
432
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,340
TEXT ALERT
433
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:42,220
Snog the Islander
that you think is the sexiest.
434
00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:46,820
Ooh!
Who have you got your eyes on, cuz?
435
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:06,580
Ha! Eventful challenge.
I think I kissed every boy in here.
436
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,100
Like,
couldn't have gone better for me.
437
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:13,660
OK, Jess. Twerk on the Islander
you fancy the most.
438
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,980
I can't twerk, I can't dance!
439
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,460
Have fun with it.
Come on, Jess.
440
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,660
ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
441
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,380
I'm gonna do it on you,
only because it's just, like,
442
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,700
the easiest to do it on.
443
00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:28,660
Spread your le... No, I'm joking.
444
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:32,380
ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
445
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:35,220
I can't.
Boo-yah!
446
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,540
I'll just do a little slut drop.
447
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,220
CHEERING
448
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,100
There you go. Twerking a bit.
449
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,580
I really enjoyed that challenge.
Can we play that tomorrow?
450
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,700
Do you think the sun
is beaming out there?
451
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,940
There is only one way to find out,
my boy!
452
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,780
Awful. My God.
I'm gonna make, uh...
453
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,780
Let me show you how you make
some eggs.
454
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,340
Mimii wants her eggs, innit?
455
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,420
First morning in the villa,
456
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,420
and Munveer is already cracking on
with Mimii.
457
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,660
All right, Mimi?
Scrambled eggs, two of them?
458
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,740
Yes, please.
I got you, girl.
459
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,980
Aye, see? Watch and learn, bruv.
AYO LAUGHS
460
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,820
See what you got, shall we?
461
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,620
I have 12 eggs a day.
I have six. Do you?
462
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,580
Well, I have six in the morning
and six at night.
463
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,100
He has got to be egg-aggerating.
464
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,060
Gordon Ramsay over here.
465
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:35,620
OK.
Now we're cheffing.
466
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,900
He seems egg-cited.
467
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:41,780
Here we go. Where are the eggs at?
468
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,860
You'll find on this show,
469
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,940
we don't like to keep
all our eggs in one basket.
470
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,180
There's only six eggs, bro.
471
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:51,860
I can make eggs for everyone,
but there's only six eggs.
472
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,380
Eggs are the best, ain't they?
473
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,660
Really good natural source
of protein.
474
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,940
Yeah, so, yeah, I love an egg.
I'm not gonna lie, I love eggs.
475
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,380
We've only got six eggs.
476
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,500
Well, that was
an egg-hausting unseen clip.
477
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,700
Quick shout out to Gareth Southgate,
if you're watching.
478
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,660
It's not too late to draft a few
new players in your Euro squad.
479
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,340
Check this out.
480
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:25,060
ALL TALK AT ONCE,
LAUGHTER
481
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:33,660
ALL TALK AT ONCE
482
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:41,700
CHEERING
483
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:44,940
They think it's all over,
and thank God it is now.
484
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,340
On to our next unseen clip.
485
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:50,380
Now, you may have noticed that
the veteran reality TV personality
486
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,420
Joey Essex is in the villa this
year. It's a happy accident.
487
00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:58,100
Joey was supposed to be opening
a new traffic island in Billericay,
488
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,580
but misread the email
and ended up here.
489
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:04,020
We didn't have the heart
to tell him, so just rolled with it.
490
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,980
So taking my inspiration
from Mr Essex himself,
491
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,340
I've got a few ideas
to pitch to the big bosses of TV.
492
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,980
RINGING TONE
Hello?
493
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,220
Yeah, this is Iain Stirling here.
INDISTINCT
494
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,940
I've got a few ideas for shows
that I want to pitch to you.
495
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,540
INDISTINCT
Yeah, yeah.
496
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,580
Yeah, they'll all have
Joey Essex in.
497
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,940
INDISTINCT
498
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:27,020
Love Splash?
SPLASH
499
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,100
I'm A Love Celeb...
Get Me Out Of Here?
500
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:33,340
What is that? Is that a crab?
That's a clap. No, it's a spider.
501
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,340
That's not spider, it's a baby crab.
Crabs ain't like that!
502
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:38,180
There's a baby crab!
MasterChef Island?
503
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:43,220
What's that? Ham? She's making
a toastie, but she's, like, gone.
504
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,620
I'm just gonna have some ham.
Just straight up ham.
505
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:51,020
Why not?
Mm.
506
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:55,140
..LI Cribs Majorca?
Celebs Go Eating?
507
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:59,500
Bro, I met you years ago outside,
er, the burger van in Surbiton.
508
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,340
What was I doing? Was I doing
an appearance or something?
509
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,220
No, no, you were just having
a burger, brother! Oh, shit!
510
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:07,740
No? Right, OK.
What about, erm... Love On Ice?
511
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:14,780
Dancing On Ice Versus Land?
512
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:18,980
The Jump?
513
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,500
Actually, maybe just Educating Joey.
514
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,900
I felt like I did gravitate
towards...
515
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,620
I can't believe I'm using that word
so much recently.
516
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,860
I don't even really know
what it means. Gravitate? Gravitate.
517
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,020
Is that like gravity?
Yeah, pulls you in a little bit.
518
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,900
Gravit... "Gravi-tied". What is it
again? Gravitated. Gravitated.
519
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,660
I'm gonna see who gravitates...
DING
520
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,940
Gravitates?
521
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,380
"Gravivates"?
BUZZER
522
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,420
Is it "gravitate"?
DING
523
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:42,380
Is it fair to say the three girls
that you snogged yesterday
524
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,060
are the ones that you were
initially attracted to?
525
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,180
Well, I said,
they're the ones that I...
526
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,900
I keep saying this word,
and it's really annoying me.
527
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:50,340
G-Grav... Gravita...
How do you say it? Gravitate.
528
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,940
Gravitate.
DING
529
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,300
Is that even a word?
Something like that.
530
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,340
Gravitas.
BUZZER
531
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,540
Yeah, you gravitated towards.
What's a word apart from gravitate?
532
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,220
Erm...
Pulled.
533
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:02,100
Aura.
Leaned. Leaned. Got... Yeah.
534
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,260
Gravitated is the right word.
All right, gravitated.
535
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:08,260
The Xtra Factor 50?
No, not quite right.
536
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,540
How about Love Island: Aftersun?
That'll do.
537
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,660
Our Islanders usually spend
their first week in the villa
538
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,700
whispering sweet nothings
to each other,
539
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,580
and this series is no exception.
540
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:28,540
There is a lot of "sweet talking"
going on. Literally.
541
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,940
Obviously, you spoke to...
Was it Sean as well?
542
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:36,180
He told me I was a strawberry bonbon
cos they're high-demand.
543
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:40,260
THEY LAUGH
544
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,060
That's class. I love that.
I love that chat.
545
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,380
I'd never think
of something like that.
546
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,300
OK, so, what sweet
would you put me as, then?
547
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:48,780
HE SIGHS
548
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:51,300
Like, a sour ball, at this rate,
the way you've acted with me.
549
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:53,140
THEY LAUGH
550
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,100
What is that?
I'm joking, I'm joking.
551
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,620
Erm, Turkish delight.
What's the reason?
552
00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,460
Because they're nice
and it's a bit... posh sweet, innit?
553
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,700
OK, that's a good answer.
Yeah, so...
554
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,740
What your favourite snack again?
Jaffa Cakes. Oh, yeah.
555
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,620
Love a Jaffa Cake.
It's literally a biscuit, though.
556
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,540
Oh, don't start this.
It's already been deemed as a cake.
557
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:13,060
I'm so passionate about this, right?
Ugh, it's a cake.
558
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,300
It's in the name.
It's a Jaffa "Cake".
559
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:17,300
That's like saying
a Victoria sponge cake's a biscuit.
560
00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:20,380
Where does it sit in the kitchen?
It goes in the biscuit cupboard.
561
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:23,340
So where do you put a cake?
A cake?
562
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:26,820
Yeah. You put any cake?
I don't really have cakes.
563
00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:27,980
Birthday cake, where do you put it?
564
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,900
Birthday cake's separate.
Like, it's on its own.
565
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,620
All right, well, my Jaffa Cakes
are separate as well.
566
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,860
They go on my bedside table,
and they go straight in.
567
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:39,940
IAIN STIRLING: You're wrong, Ciaran,
so just shut your cake-hole.
568
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:46,220
Today, the hot "toe-pic"
in the villa is toes.
569
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:48,540
Oh, you've got the same condition
as me. What?
570
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,700
SLT.
What's that?
571
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:53,900
SLT, it's a condition...
Slightly long toes?
572
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,140
SHE LAUGHS
Second long toe.
573
00:22:56,180 --> 00:23:00,340
If you cut off my second long toe,
and someone just randomly found it
574
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,580
in the street,
they would think it was a finger.
575
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:06,780
I've got that! That's Greek.
What are they called? SLT?
576
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,700
I just made that up. You need
to show me your second toe now.
577
00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:12,620
I measured it up against my pinky
finger, and it's, like, same size.
578
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,540
Show me your toe now.
579
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,140
What, you've got an extra toe?
Jesus!Oh, wow!
580
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,580
Do you know her second toe
is bigger?
581
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:22,660
Yeah, my second toe is.
I've got that.
582
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:25,300
Oh, mate, yours is...
Mine's a bit higher, innit?
583
00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:29,620
Yours is a whole toe bigger.
My toes are naughty. Look at these.
584
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:32,780
Mate, your feet are massive.
Bro, these are...He's massive!
585
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:35,820
I know. I've got size...
What size are your feet? Is that 13?
586
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:38,460
These are 14. I'm a 13,
but these are 14.I'm on 11.
587
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,300
You're 11? I'm 11, yeah.
Say "swear", you're 11, bro?
588
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:44,780
These are, like, 10, I think.
These are a bit small. Size 11?
589
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,020
I would never believe that.
Bruv, you've got some long toes.
590
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,860
You've got big feet!
THEY LAUGH
591
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:53,540
Your toes are...
592
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:57,220
Look how big my fingers are, look.
You're like ET.
593
00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:02,260
THEY LAUGH
It's like ET.
594
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:05,780
I've had messages, people asking
for pictures of my toes.
595
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,660
It's really, really...
I don't understand why.
596
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,900
I've always... Why do you want...?
597
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:12,020
Why are you offering money
for pictures of my toes?
598
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:15,780
But I would never sell my feet.
IAIN STIRLING: Sell them!
599
00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:19,340
You could rebrand yourself
as "Toe-y Essex".Ooh, yeah!
600
00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:23,140
Before we go to break, let's
find out what Ronnie's type is.
601
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:26,780
Erm, my type? My type is...
602
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,380
What? You'll find out
after the break.
603
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:44,100
Oh, mate. We're just the fucking
commentators of Love Island.
604
00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:45,140
LAUGHS
605
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:47,460
Iain Stirling,
I'm coming after your job, bro.
606
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:52,380
IAIN STIRLING: Back off,
Willy Wonka, this job is mine, bro.
607
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,740
Go on then, Sean, give it a go.
608
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:59,220
SEAN YAWNS
Yeah, I think my job is safe.
609
00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:02,780
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits!
610
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:08,260
Right, quick, get back to your sofa
and get your snacks ready.
611
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,700
Mm.
Because only here will you learn
612
00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,580
what really makes
our Islanders tick.
613
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,460
I'm not even a pooey girl.
614
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,460
They don't often make
a lot of sense.
615
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,260
SPEECH MUFFLED
BY TOOTHBRUSH
616
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,340
RONNIE:Huh?
617
00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,980
One thing's for sure,
you'll be laughing your zits off.
618
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,540
Who wants to pop a spot on my arse?
619
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:27,100
Samantha, you don't have sugar?
Erm...
620
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:30,020
"Erm..."
"Erm..."
621
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:31,500
Right, go.
Now.
622
00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:34,140
It's gonna be magic.
623
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:36,860
LAUGHTER
624
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,020
Hang on, where did he go?
625
00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:40,660
That was so good!
That's got lots of video, that.
626
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:50,740
Before the break, Ronnie was about
to spill the tea on his type.
627
00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:52,620
Go on then, tell us.
628
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:59,380
My type is, blonde, er, lovely...
lovely pair of, er... teeth.
629
00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:00,820
CHUCKLES
630
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,780
A nice pair of, er,
Bristol Rovers, will call them.
631
00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,460
Er, not sure that's the saying.
632
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:14,660
When the boys aren't grafting
putting eggs in baskets and vibing,
633
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,860
you'll find them working hard
in the gym.
634
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,220
They're so embarrassing, boys,
the way they do this.
635
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,740
They've literally been in there
ten minutes,
636
00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:27,980
"I'm gonna go
and have a protein shake."
637
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,140
I'm sorry, but them side dips.
Yeah, look at that.
638
00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:38,940
Them hip dips, Mimii.
Is that doing it for you?
639
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:46,940
# Patiently, quietly, faithfully
Worship me. #
640
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,060
Don't want them to see us looking.
641
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,780
We should do that thing, you know,
and just go with it
642
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:52,340
when it's, like, reverse looks.
Right, I'll go...
643
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:55,900
Three. Right, ready?
Right, we look, and then go change.
644
00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:57,820
No, you're both looking.
Wait, wait, what we doing?
645
00:26:57,860 --> 00:27:00,220
You're not looking,
she's not looking, and then we look.
646
00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:02,180
Ciaran has already caught.
647
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,220
Are you gonna come
and join us, or...?
648
00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,540
GIRLS: No.
Ah, right.
649
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,220
IAIN: Here is an unseen clip
that is sure to get
650
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:17,380
your mouthwatering
any day of the week.
651
00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:19,820
I'm a class cook.
What's your favourite meal to make?
652
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,420
What's, like, your...?
It depends what day it is.
653
00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:23,340
Spaghetti Bolognese from scratch.
Because imagine...
654
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,660
What?!
No, it does!
655
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,380
Imagine it's, like, a cold day
like it always is in Wales,
656
00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,980
then it would be, like, warm food.
I'll give you a scenario.
657
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,580
We're in South Wales, right,
658
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,420
in the valleys,
any valley you wanna pick. Aberdare.
659
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,060
Aberdare Valley,
working nine till five job
660
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:40,500
on the tools and that, like,
come home, it's not raining
661
00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:45,300
but it's cold and windy,
what's on the table?
662
00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:47,740
What day is it?
You've got to give me a day.
663
00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,420
We're gonna do a Wednesday,
mid-week.
664
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:53,060
Do you know what's a good one?
Bangers and mash. Oh, yeah.
665
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:56,980
Fuck, you ruined that so much.
Bangers and fucking mash!
666
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,940
Come home from a grafting day
667
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:01,420
to a fucking mashed potato
and fucking sausages!
668
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,220
Yeah! Mash potato is lovely!
669
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:05,460
And with onion gravy.
You can't go wrong.
670
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,780
You're hilarious.
671
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,700
No, bangers and mash are nice,
but...
672
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:09,980
Yeah, exactly,
what are you on about?!
673
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:11,540
Why are you shouting for?
You're pissing me off.
674
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,780
I'm stood right there.
675
00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:14,940
AS CIARAN:"What you shouting for?"
So go on, tell us.
676
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:17,300
Why you doing my accent?
We sound the same!
677
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:19,700
Just my balls have dropped.
SHE LAUGHS
678
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,980
Contrary to popular belief,
679
00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:30,900
Joey Essex is a bit
of an intellectual on the quiet,
680
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:33,740
as this unseen bit proves.
681
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:34,900
Do you know when I watch films,
yeah?
682
00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,540
I like to watch, like, real things.
683
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,540
Real ones, yeah.
Like, documentaries.
684
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:40,820
Something I can engage in
that's actually real.
685
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:44,420
Have you seen Pearl Harbor? Mm...
The war one. Maybe.
686
00:28:44,460 --> 00:28:48,260
Oh, yeah, with the boats and stuff?
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one.
687
00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,580
Anything real.
Cos then I can watch it
688
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,220
and believe that
I'm actually watching something
689
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,260
that's true for once,
instead of everyone lying to me.
690
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,860
You know when people say to me,
"Oh, yeah, I watch..."
691
00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,900
What's that stuff called?
Cartoon stuff, weird stuff.
692
00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,420
Anime?
Anime.
693
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,220
Oh, who the fuck watches anime?
I dunno.
694
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:05,940
What's the little blue people
called? What are they called?
695
00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:08,340
The little blue aliens.
I don't know.
696
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,380
Dunno what they're called.
697
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:11,260
Everyone dresses up as them
on Halloween. They're blue.
698
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,780
They're blue?
Oh, dunno what they're called.
699
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:16,140
Oh, really?
Animers. I dunno.
700
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:18,940
I don't watch it.
Little blue animated people.
701
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:22,260
But everyone loves it.
Smurfs? No.
702
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,620
They're blue.
They are blue, I suppose.
703
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:26,180
Erm, let me ask someone.
704
00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:29,700
Oh, what are they called? Erm...
They'll know.
705
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,660
Sean and MJ!
Yo.
706
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:37,260
What is them blue, erm, things...
How to explain this?
707
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,340
You know, like, d'you watch films?
Yeah.
708
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:42,820
What's them blue people called?
Avatars. Avatars.
709
00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,780
Oh!
I just don't get it.
710
00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:46,740
SEAN AND MUNVEER
LAUGH
711
00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,380
Like, why would you watch an avatar?
It's just...
712
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,660
They ain't telling the truth.
It's not real.
713
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,740
Do you like scary films? I don't
mind some horror films, yeah.
714
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:56,460
IAIN: Well, if you like
horror films, Joey,
715
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,300
this one will have you
hiding behind a sun lounger.
716
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,980
SCREAM
717
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:05,580
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
You have been warned!
718
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:16,700
People back home call me Cole,
or Coley. All, like, my baby cousin.
719
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:20,060
"Where's Coley? Where's Coley?"
Like that. Oh, I love it, I do.
720
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,700
SHE GASPS
A fucking bee!
721
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:22,980
THEY SCREAM
722
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:24,700
IAIN: Talking of bees,
where would we "bee"
723
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,420
without our favourite
part of the show? It's...
724
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:38,020
SAMANTHA:That's huge!
725
00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:40,340
Erm, so, I had to... Argh!
BUZZING
726
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,420
There's a wasp on my hand! Sorry,
sorry, sorry. It went on my hand.
727
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:44,540
Erm... Argh! There was a...
728
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:45,900
BUZZING
729
00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:47,540
SCREAMING
730
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,420
LAUGHTER
731
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:52,780
It's gone.
732
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,100
Oh, fucking hell.
BUZZING
733
00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:57,460
Argh, fuck off! Argh!
734
00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:02,380
BUZZING
735
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,180
Up for it today.
736
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,060
Come on, boys.
BUZZING
737
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,620
Oh, what is that by your head?Huh?
There's a massive wasp by your head.
738
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,620
BUZZING
739
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,260
Argh!
740
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,340
What was that?
741
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,260
SHE SCREAMS
It's on your head!
742
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,420
Oh, my God, it's actually on
your head.No, it's not! Fuck off!
743
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,020
Oh, my God. Yes, it was.
744
00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:22,460
It was on your head.
It was on my head.
745
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,580
BUZZING
Whoa!
746
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:27,620
Mate, that is massive. What is that?
747
00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:31,540
BUZZING
Fucking hell! What is that?
748
00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:34,140
BUZZING
749
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:40,140
Urgh! If it comes in here,
mate, oh, my God. A moth.
750
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,420
That's not a moth, mate.
That's, like, a beetle. A beetle.
751
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:48,220
Fuck!
BUZZING
752
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:50,260
I was thinking I'd unpack my bags,
but today...
753
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,980
BUZZING
Oh, for God's sake!
754
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:54,980
Sorry. Did I have a wasp on my head?
No, you're OK.
755
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,580
BUZZING
756
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:07,500
IAIN: Here's an unseen pool clip
of Ronnie, Ayo and Ciaran,
757
00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:10,220
apparently three of
our most athletic Islanders,
758
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:13,860
competing to impress
umpires Nicole and Jess.
759
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,460
I'm gonna clap.
760
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,700
NICOLE:We are right on the edge
to see who's cheating.
761
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:19,860
Oh, they having a race?
762
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,820
We set up the three
hunks of the villa... Ha!
763
00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:27,980
..to see who could take
trumps in a little race.
764
00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:31,820
Right, three...
Wait, Ciaran's not ready.
765
00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:35,660
Focus on the game.
Ready? Three, two, one, go!
766
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,980
KLAXON
767
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,980
Oh, he's got it in the bag, Ronnie
has. He's got it in the fucking bag.
768
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,780
Ronnie took the lead...
Shocked.
769
00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:45,620
..by quite a fair mile,
yeah, I'm shocked. Yeah, shocked.
770
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:49,260
LAUGHTER
Ciaran's last!
771
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,980
I thought Ciaran
might have had a little chance,
772
00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,380
but there was just no way.
773
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:56,220
You'd think a rugby player
from Wales, you know, an athlete.
774
00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:58,660
No, he just let the team
completely down, like.
775
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:02,140
Ronnie got it in the bag!
CHEERING
776
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,820
Ayo, you let us down!
You let us down!
777
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,420
We underestimated Ronnie,
big-time, cos he just smashed it.
778
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,500
He's got good stamina.
779
00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:12,420
Yeah. It's good to see.
He can keep it up!
780
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:14,500
Yeah, he might leave here now
and straight onto the Olympics.
781
00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:17,620
He'll get signed. Team GB.
782
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:19,940
Yeah. Ciaran, I don't think
he's got a chance, no.
783
00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:23,580
IAIN: That's a surprise.
I thought Wales were good in water.
784
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,780
Nice try, Ciaran.
785
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:34,860
We've got just enough time
for one more unseen clip.
786
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,620
If you've got any
expensive glassware,
787
00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:40,500
now would be a good time
to hide the mute button.
788
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,260
Oh, no, sorry,
we've run out of time.
789
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:45,220
You'll have to come back
after the break to see...
790
00:33:57,649 --> 00:34:00,089
# Whoa, baby
791
00:34:00,129 --> 00:34:03,369
# My heart is full of love
And desire for you... #
792
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:04,889
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to the final part
793
00:34:04,929 --> 00:34:07,369
of Love Island Unseen Bits.
794
00:34:07,409 --> 00:34:10,849
Hi, gorgeous.
SHE SCREAMS
795
00:34:10,889 --> 00:34:12,529
RONNIE:Agh!
Cut.
796
00:34:12,569 --> 00:34:15,489
We use everything on this show.
Bits like this...
797
00:34:15,529 --> 00:34:17,689
Also, anyone seen me nipple cream?
798
00:34:17,729 --> 00:34:20,409
..and this...
Youse must see some sights.
799
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:23,089
And some sounds.
What are your thoughts?
800
00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,689
FARTS
That's what I thought.
801
00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:27,689
LAUGHTER
802
00:34:33,809 --> 00:34:35,889
Before the break,
we were in the girls' dressing room,
803
00:34:35,929 --> 00:34:38,089
and things were reaching
a crescendo.
804
00:34:38,129 --> 00:34:42,369
Well, here's my What Happened Next?!
805
00:34:42,409 --> 00:34:44,289
Can you actually see my mini?
806
00:34:44,329 --> 00:34:46,369
SHE SQUEALS
You can!
807
00:34:46,409 --> 00:34:50,129
Can you test this for me? Please.
LAUGHTER
808
00:34:50,169 --> 00:34:53,609
Harriett managed to hit
the high note, but then fell flat.
809
00:34:53,649 --> 00:34:55,889
Oh, my God!
810
00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:05,049
Every series,
the boys use the same tactics
811
00:35:05,089 --> 00:35:08,929
to try and get the girls' attention,
and it never really seems to work.
812
00:35:08,969 --> 00:35:11,969
Offering to buy a girl a drink
is standard dating practice,
813
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,849
but offering to make them one
814
00:35:13,889 --> 00:35:16,889
is the oldest Love Island
chat-up trick in the book.
815
00:35:16,929 --> 00:35:19,129
Isn't that right, Ronnie?
816
00:35:19,169 --> 00:35:22,969
Does anyone else want one? Can I
have one of those ones, please?
817
00:35:23,009 --> 00:35:24,409
What's on the menu?
So, plain?
818
00:35:24,449 --> 00:35:26,569
No, the one you made Jess.
I can do anything.
819
00:35:26,609 --> 00:35:28,849
Yeah, what? The powder?
Yeah, please.
820
00:35:28,889 --> 00:35:31,969
Can you make me a cocktail, please?
I can try.
821
00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:34,129
Yeah, see what you can rustle up.
All right.
822
00:35:34,169 --> 00:35:38,849
Yeah, surprise us, Ronners.
What? You don't want water?
823
00:35:38,889 --> 00:35:42,769
No, I want what Jess had.
She wants something cocktail-y.
824
00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:44,889
See what's the best thing
you can make. All right, watch this.
825
00:35:44,929 --> 00:35:46,169
LAUGHTER
826
00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,369
I've put pineapple juice,
apple juice, orange juice
827
00:35:48,409 --> 00:35:50,209
and a bit of that in this.
828
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:52,769
Do you do that when you go Nando's?
Yeah, just mix everything.
829
00:35:52,809 --> 00:35:58,289
Bit of Coke, bit of Sprite. What's
it saying? Try. It's for the girls.
830
00:35:58,329 --> 00:36:02,289
Electrolytes and all the juices.
Mate. Not bad, that, is it?
831
00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:05,769
Please could I get a straw?
This is a Ron... Ronnie's...
832
00:36:05,809 --> 00:36:08,969
Wow!
..tester. OK, nice, thank you.
833
00:36:09,009 --> 00:36:10,489
A little umbrella, no?
834
00:36:10,529 --> 00:36:12,849
No, no, no, this is just if you want
it, and I'll put in your bottles.
835
00:36:12,889 --> 00:36:16,329
All right, thank you. Yum.
Nice, isn't it?
836
00:36:16,369 --> 00:36:17,649
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's doing bits.
837
00:36:17,689 --> 00:36:19,529
You want to try?
Yeah. Go on, then.
838
00:36:19,569 --> 00:36:25,689
Mimii, you wanna jump in?
I'm all right, babes. On the water.
839
00:36:25,729 --> 00:36:26,569
You sure?
Mmm.
840
00:36:26,609 --> 00:36:27,609
Very fresh.
You like?
841
00:36:27,649 --> 00:36:28,769
I love.
Go on let's taste it, then.
842
00:36:28,809 --> 00:36:31,329
It's really nice.
Thank you.
843
00:36:31,369 --> 00:36:33,889
I can do a lot of things, you know.
Man of many talents. You like?
844
00:36:33,929 --> 00:36:35,929
It's nice, yeah.
You want one, as well? No, no.
845
00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:39,849
I'll put it in this, yeah?
All right, thanks, babe.
846
00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:42,289
He is fit.
He's so fit.
847
00:36:42,329 --> 00:36:44,689
They liked it.
Yeah?Like...
848
00:36:44,729 --> 00:36:46,809
What did you make?
They liked my cock... tail.
849
00:36:46,849 --> 00:36:49,809
That's what I was saying...
LAUGHTER
850
00:36:49,849 --> 00:36:51,809
Ronnie, I want a pink straw, please.
851
00:36:51,849 --> 00:36:54,369
You get what you're given, buddy.
No.
852
00:36:54,409 --> 00:36:57,209
Thank you. Pink straw.
Do you want a pink one?
853
00:36:57,249 --> 00:36:59,289
Please can I have a pink one?
854
00:36:59,329 --> 00:37:01,009
I quite like having a boy
wrapped around my finger.
855
00:37:01,049 --> 00:37:03,449
Makes a nice change.
LAUGHTER
856
00:37:13,049 --> 00:37:15,049
IAIN: While this show
is technically a reality show,
857
00:37:15,089 --> 00:37:17,809
sometimes, the things
our Islanders talk about
858
00:37:17,849 --> 00:37:21,049
stretch reality to its limits.
859
00:37:21,089 --> 00:37:24,489
Why do you think the sky is blue?
Ooh...
860
00:37:24,529 --> 00:37:26,609
Cos it's space,
it should be, like, dark. Mm.
861
00:37:26,649 --> 00:37:28,449
Like, I wonder how many grains
of sand there is.
862
00:37:28,489 --> 00:37:29,929
But it does go dark at night.
That's the way...
863
00:37:29,969 --> 00:37:31,689
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
864
00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:33,489
I know, but the sun's on
the other side of the world.
865
00:37:33,529 --> 00:37:34,809
That had me for a moment.
866
00:37:34,849 --> 00:37:36,329
The sun is on the other side
of the world.
867
00:37:36,369 --> 00:37:39,609
You a flat Earth believer?
I am.
868
00:37:39,649 --> 00:37:41,329
Mate, because the world
is definitely round, man.
869
00:37:41,369 --> 00:37:42,729
Yeah, I believe that.
I dunno, I dunno.
870
00:37:42,769 --> 00:37:46,089
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
871
00:37:46,129 --> 00:37:47,329
People have been to space
and seen it.
872
00:37:47,369 --> 00:37:50,689
How can it be flat? But, like,
the moon is round, isn't it? So...
873
00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:53,449
Yeah, the moon is round, well,
apparently. Don't you fly...
874
00:37:53,489 --> 00:37:56,649
We go like that... We go like that,
though, don't we?
875
00:37:56,689 --> 00:37:59,809
We spin on an axis.
Do you know when you fly...
876
00:37:59,849 --> 00:38:02,129
So, the clouds aren't moving,
we are actually moving.
877
00:38:02,169 --> 00:38:04,009
To be fair, pilots always say
it's flat.
878
00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:05,929
Yeah, do you know what,
yeah, they do.
879
00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:09,289
Pilots have actually said,
"Oh, yeah..." They always say.
880
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,129
Yeah, because when you go up
in a plane, you go up... down.
881
00:38:12,169 --> 00:38:15,049
You don't go up, backwards, up,
around there, around the world...
882
00:38:15,089 --> 00:38:17,409
And the only reason we are standing
here is because of gravitation.
883
00:38:17,449 --> 00:38:19,609
IAIN: Joey,
I think you need to gravitation
884
00:38:19,649 --> 00:38:22,169
towards a dictionary.
885
00:38:28,729 --> 00:38:30,049
The trick to being
a successful Islander
886
00:38:30,089 --> 00:38:32,769
is to keep your eye on the prize.
887
00:38:32,809 --> 00:38:35,729
Not easy when you are forced to wear
a giant blindfold,
888
00:38:35,769 --> 00:38:38,169
but rules are rules.
889
00:38:38,209 --> 00:38:40,449
And they all had quite different
coping mechanisms
890
00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:45,169
to deal with the impending surprise.
891
00:38:45,209 --> 00:38:48,609
They are putting Vaseline on.
Boys, grow up!
892
00:38:48,649 --> 00:38:50,929
Oh, pucker me up, then, son.
LAUGHTER
893
00:38:50,969 --> 00:38:53,729
I feel ashamed of the lot of youse!
Embarrassing.
894
00:38:53,769 --> 00:38:56,649
What do you need Vaseline for?
No, you don't want Vaseline.
895
00:38:56,689 --> 00:38:59,009
I'll give you Vaseline in a minute
when we're in bed.
896
00:39:01,929 --> 00:39:04,249
# She wants to dance
Like Uma Thurman... #
897
00:39:04,289 --> 00:39:06,969
I can hear footsteps.
Shh!
898
00:39:07,009 --> 00:39:10,209
# She wants to dance
Like Uma Thurman... #
899
00:39:10,249 --> 00:39:16,289
If you just take a left.
LAUGHTER
900
00:39:16,329 --> 00:39:18,569
It's Maya.
Maya!
901
00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:20,529
ALL EXCLAIM
902
00:39:20,569 --> 00:39:23,289
IAIN: No, it wasn't Maya,
but new Bombshell Uma.
903
00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:26,369
And good job the boys
had moisturised those lips,
904
00:39:26,409 --> 00:39:29,329
as Uma had to go along the line
and kiss each of them
905
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:33,769
before choosing
who to whisk away to the Hideaway.
906
00:39:33,809 --> 00:39:36,609
Oh, my goodness, darling.
You're shitting me.
907
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:42,089
CIARAN:
Where's what's-his-name gone? Ayo?
908
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:47,329
Ayo? Ayo, where are you?
909
00:39:47,369 --> 00:39:51,409
Ayo's gone. Boys, Ayo's gone.
910
00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:53,249
Who's this?
This is Ronnie.
911
00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:55,609
Mate, Ayo's gone!
912
00:39:55,649 --> 00:39:56,729
I like your shirt.
Thank you so much.
913
00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:57,849
And your jeans, and your shoes.
914
00:39:57,889 --> 00:40:00,809
Thank you, thank you.
And your face. Thank you, thank you.
915
00:40:00,849 --> 00:40:03,129
I do my best.
SHE GIGGLES
916
00:40:03,169 --> 00:40:05,529
How tall are you?
I'm 5'9".
917
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,289
Obviously, I'm wearing heels.
Ah.
918
00:40:07,329 --> 00:40:11,329
So probably, like, I dunno.
Maybe 5'11" with heels.
919
00:40:11,369 --> 00:40:13,569
Yeah.
You're how tall? 6'6".
920
00:40:13,609 --> 00:40:15,609
That's really tall!
Yeah.
921
00:40:15,649 --> 00:40:18,409
Nah, you come in looking so edible.
922
00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:20,049
This is just...
Edible?!
923
00:40:20,089 --> 00:40:22,089
Sorry.
Oh, that's all right.
924
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:24,769
Yeah, it's OK.
Yeah, it's OK (?)
925
00:40:24,809 --> 00:40:27,169
it's really...It's great!
That's a good thing, no?Yeah.
926
00:40:27,209 --> 00:40:32,849
Question.Yes. Answer.
I love that.
927
00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,969
Question: What are your icks?
928
00:40:36,009 --> 00:40:38,729
Bad hygiene, number one, yeah.
Oof.
929
00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:41,449
Whoever just kissed me
has a spicy mouth, man.
930
00:40:41,489 --> 00:40:43,409
Mate, my lips are on fire.
I feel like I've had the extra hot.
931
00:40:43,449 --> 00:40:45,249
Why have they put me last,
932
00:40:45,289 --> 00:40:49,089
so I'm getting
all the sloppy seconds? Like...
933
00:40:49,129 --> 00:40:51,929
Mate, she was eating something. You
know, like, them sweets, fireballs?
934
00:40:51,969 --> 00:40:55,289
Remember the jawbreakers?
Yeah, that's it, jawbreakers, yeah.
935
00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:56,649
The red jawbreakers.
936
00:40:56,689 --> 00:40:59,489
She's had a whole pack of
jawbreakers or some shit, you know?
937
00:40:59,529 --> 00:41:00,569
And her tongue.
938
00:41:00,609 --> 00:41:02,449
Mate, I can't feel...
My lips are killing.
939
00:41:02,489 --> 00:41:04,969
Mate, mine are stinging.
940
00:41:09,929 --> 00:41:11,689
IAIN: Cue the cheesy
game show music
941
00:41:11,729 --> 00:41:14,369
because oh, yes, people,
it's time for...
942
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,689
{\an8}Hello.
943
00:41:23,729 --> 00:41:25,009
{\an8}IAIN: This week,
I asked our Islanders,
944
00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:27,729
{\an8}what's your best chat-up line?
945
00:41:27,769 --> 00:41:28,809
HE LAUGHS
946
00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:30,569
I've heard some cheesy ones before,
most definitely.
947
00:41:30,609 --> 00:41:33,049
Erm... God, that's a good one.
948
00:41:33,089 --> 00:41:35,529
Erm...
949
00:41:35,569 --> 00:41:38,129
I've got the Joey charm.
That is my chat-up line.
950
00:41:38,169 --> 00:41:39,769
I am the charm. I am a charm.
951
00:41:39,809 --> 00:41:42,689
A chat-up line wouldn't work on me,
no. I think I'd vomit.
952
00:41:42,729 --> 00:41:46,169
What's the difference
between jam and jelly?
953
00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:47,609
I can't make your legs
feel like jam,
954
00:41:47,649 --> 00:41:49,689
but I'll certainly
make them feel like jelly.
955
00:41:49,729 --> 00:41:52,649
SHE RETCHES, LAUGHS
956
00:41:52,689 --> 00:41:55,129
Are you lost at sea?
Cos I can be a sailor.
957
00:41:55,169 --> 00:41:59,329
Can you do my laces up?
Because I'm falling for you.
958
00:41:59,369 --> 00:42:02,049
That's not a good chat-up line,
is it? It's cheesy.
959
00:42:02,089 --> 00:42:04,769
Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?
960
00:42:04,809 --> 00:42:06,609
Oh, that was a good one, yeah.
961
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,689
Do you have a map? Because I think
I just got lost in your eyes.
962
00:42:09,729 --> 00:42:12,569
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
963
00:42:12,609 --> 00:42:15,369
That is the most cheesiest one
I've ever heard! No.
964
00:42:15,409 --> 00:42:18,929
You remind me of a magnet
because you...
965
00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:21,729
sure are attracting me over here.
966
00:42:21,769 --> 00:42:23,649
I can't even get it out,
it's so bad.
967
00:42:23,689 --> 00:42:25,769
Are you a ten? No...
968
00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:27,609
Are you from Tennessee? Because...
969
00:42:27,649 --> 00:42:29,809
You're the only "ten I see".
970
00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:33,809
I'm lost. Can you give me
directions to your heart?
971
00:42:33,849 --> 00:42:35,609
Are you a parking ticket?
972
00:42:35,649 --> 00:42:39,249
Because you've got "fine"
written all over you.
973
00:42:39,289 --> 00:42:42,409
They say Disneyland
is the best place on Earth,
974
00:42:42,449 --> 00:42:46,129
but clearly,
they've never stood next to you.
975
00:42:46,169 --> 00:42:48,969
Which is the worst thing
I've ever heard!
976
00:42:49,009 --> 00:42:53,609
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together.
977
00:42:53,649 --> 00:42:58,369
Kiss me if I'm wrong,
but dinosaurs still exist, right?
978
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:00,569
I've had a lot of recently, like,
"What's happening, girl?
979
00:43:00,609 --> 00:43:03,369
"You all right?"
Because of that TikTok sound.
980
00:43:03,409 --> 00:43:06,249
"What you saying? What's happening,
girl, you all right?"
981
00:43:06,289 --> 00:43:11,569
I'll say, "What are you saying,
girl? You good." Works every time.
982
00:43:11,609 --> 00:43:13,809
Oh, what's the one
about falling from heaven?
983
00:43:13,849 --> 00:43:18,329
Are you a bank loan?
Because you've got my interest.
984
00:43:18,369 --> 00:43:21,249
Did you...
Oh, what's the chat-up line?
985
00:43:21,289 --> 00:43:23,569
I can't remember
what it goes like now.
986
00:43:23,609 --> 00:43:25,809
OK, cheesiest one has got to be,
without a doubt,
987
00:43:25,849 --> 00:43:29,289
top, top, top, the mermaid one.
988
00:43:29,329 --> 00:43:32,969
If a girl's looking like a mermaid,
then she's lost at sea.
989
00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:36,569
I'll be the Aquaman
to come and save her.
990
00:43:36,609 --> 00:43:38,449
Are you sure you're not tired?
991
00:43:38,489 --> 00:43:41,369
You've been
running through my mind all day.
992
00:43:41,409 --> 00:43:45,369
Are you a camera? Cos every time
I look at you, I smile.
993
00:43:45,409 --> 00:43:47,249
That was actually tragic.
994
00:43:47,289 --> 00:43:49,529
Is your dad a boxer?
Because you're a knockout.
995
00:43:49,569 --> 00:43:53,609
No, no, no, no, no. Awful, awful.
996
00:43:53,649 --> 00:43:59,329
If you was a fruit,
you would be a "fineapple".
997
00:43:59,369 --> 00:44:03,209
Are your parents bakers?
Cos you definitely are a cutie pie.
998
00:44:06,249 --> 00:44:09,409
Ha-ha?
Like, what am I supposed to say?
999
00:44:11,009 --> 00:44:17,609
IAIN: Tune in next week
for another instalment of...
1000
00:44:17,649 --> 00:44:20,289
Bet you can't wait!
1001
00:44:20,329 --> 00:44:21,449
Right, I'm clocking off,
1002
00:44:21,489 --> 00:44:24,889
but I'll leave you in the
capable hands of Samantha and Jess.
1003
00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:26,249
AS IAIN:Tomorrow night...
1004
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:29,209
Tomorrow night... on Love Island...
1005
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:34,569
Tomorrow night, Jess and Samantha
are on the daybeds.
1006
00:44:34,609 --> 00:44:39,449
IAIN: Thanks, girls. Come back
next week for some more Unseen Bits.
1007
00:44:39,489 --> 00:44:43,769
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