1 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:03,670 # It all starts now... # 2 00:00:03,710 --> 00:00:05,590 # It all starts now... # 3 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:05,870 IAIN STIRLING: Love Island Unseen Bits is back, 4 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:07,150 Love Island Unseen Bits is back, 5 00:00:07,190 --> 00:00:07,630 which means the summer has officially begun. 6 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:08,710 has officially begun. 7 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:09,670 Go! Whoa! 8 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,590 Whoa! 9 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:11,790 We've had highs... SHE SCREAMS 10 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:13,070 SHE SCREAMS 11 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:13,350 Iain Stirling, I'm coming after your job, bro. 12 00:00:13,390 --> 00:00:14,910 I'm coming after your job, bro. 13 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:15,230 Ugh! 14 00:00:15,270 --> 00:00:15,950 Ugh! 15 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:16,950 ..lows... SCREAMS 16 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:17,430 ..ups... Ah! 17 00:00:17,470 --> 00:00:18,230 ..lows... SCREAMS 18 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:18,470 ..downs. LAUGHTER 19 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:19,630 ..ups... Ah! 20 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:20,270 ..downs. LAUGHTER 21 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:21,670 Not to mention all the usual... 22 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:22,910 Not to mention all the usual... 23 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:23,230 Oh! ..flirting... 24 00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:24,230 ..flirting... 25 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:24,750 What do you call your vagina? THEY MEW 26 00:00:24,790 --> 00:00:26,870 THEY MEW 27 00:00:26,910 --> 00:00:28,190 ..farting... FARTS 28 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:29,510 FARTS 29 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:30,190 SHE GAGS 30 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:30,710 SHE GAGS 31 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:31,230 Is that doing it for you? 32 00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:31,710 Is that doing it for you? 33 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:32,230 ..with plenty of food for thought. 34 00:00:32,270 --> 00:00:33,030 ..with plenty of food for thought. 35 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:33,950 Dinosaurs still exist, right? 36 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:36,870 Dinosaurs still exist, right? 37 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:37,110 # It all starts now... # 38 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:39,110 # It all starts now... # 39 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:39,950 We're the most popular Love Island Saturday night spin-off show 40 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:42,550 Saturday night spin-off show 41 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:42,950 in the country bar none. 42 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:45,030 in the country bar none. 43 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:45,350 You will see some sights in these bathrooms. 44 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:47,230 in these bathrooms. 45 00:00:47,270 --> 00:00:47,750 If you've not seen it before, where have you been?! 46 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:49,710 where have you been?! 47 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,150 Oh, my God, mate. 48 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:52,030 Oh, my God, mate. 49 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:52,390 SHE LAUGHS It's time to suck it and see. 50 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:54,630 It's time to suck it and see. 51 00:00:54,670 --> 00:00:54,830 Hello! Jesus! 52 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:55,710 Jesus! 53 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:55,910 Oh! SHE SCREAMS 54 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:56,910 SHE SCREAMS 55 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:57,870 Hello? 56 00:00:57,910 --> 00:00:58,030 Hello? 57 00:00:58,070 --> 00:00:58,870 This is Love Island Unseen Bits. 58 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,830 This is Love Island Unseen Bits. 59 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:01,030 # It all starts now. # 60 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:02,590 # It all starts now. # 61 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,790 Anyone going to come and join us or...? 62 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:04,510 and join us or...? 63 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:05,270 ALL:No. 64 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,350 ALL:No. 65 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:22,310 IAIN STIRLING: Do you dare enter? Come in. 66 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:26,270 Do you dare enter? Come in. 67 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:26,470 DOOR CREEKS Come closer. 68 00:01:26,510 --> 00:01:28,590 Come closer. 69 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,750 That's right, welcome to the Love Island villa. 70 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:33,230 welcome to the Love Island villa. 71 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:33,390 SCREAMING 72 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:35,190 SCREAMING 73 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:35,430 I'm Iain Sterling and you're invited to join me inside. 74 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,950 to join me inside. 75 00:01:38,990 --> 00:01:40,390 Unseen Bits is back and we're not the only ones... 76 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:43,950 and we're not the only ones... 77 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:44,470 SHE SCREAMS 78 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:46,190 SHE SCREAMS 79 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:47,470 ..as it's the return of the yellow beanbag. 80 00:01:47,510 --> 00:01:51,070 of the yellow beanbag. 81 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:51,390 SCREAMING 82 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:52,590 SCREAMING 83 00:01:52,630 --> 00:01:52,790 And they have mutated. Cue the drama. 84 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:56,310 Cue the drama. 85 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:56,550 I've been dumped from the Island. 86 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:58,550 I've been dumped from the Island. 87 00:01:58,590 --> 00:01:58,830 Miss it at your peril. 88 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:00,070 Miss it at your peril. 89 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:00,790 You won't believe it until you see it. 90 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:03,110 until you see it. 91 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:03,310 SCREAMING 92 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:04,470 SCREAMING 93 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:04,950 So come, won't you join me... 94 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:07,150 So come, won't you join me... 95 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:07,550 I can hear footsteps. Ssh! 96 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:08,870 Ssh! 97 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:09,070 ..in the most loved-up villa in the world? 98 00:02:09,110 --> 00:02:11,230 in the world? 99 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:11,870 Hurry, or you'll miss all the bumps... 100 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:14,030 all the bumps... 101 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:14,390 LAUGHTER 102 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:15,270 LAUGHTER 103 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:15,510 ..the burps... HE BURPS 104 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:16,870 HE BURPS 105 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:17,110 ..and the LOLs. LAUGHTER 106 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:19,350 LAUGHTER 107 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:19,510 Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. 108 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:22,270 Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. 109 00:02:29,630 --> 00:02:31,310 Time to cast your minds back to the old days, well, Monday, 110 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:33,790 to the old days, well, Monday, 111 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:34,630 when our fresh-faced Islanders dropped rocked up to the villa 112 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:37,510 dropped rocked up to the villa 113 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:37,710 for the first time, and time for me to use my trusty old catchphrase... 114 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:41,150 to use my trusty old catchphrase... 115 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,790 cue the gratuitous slow-mo! 116 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,470 cue the gratuitous slow-mo! 117 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:46,670 With all the delays and airport chaos recently, 118 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,910 and airport chaos recently, 119 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:49,630 transfers to the villa were standing room only, 120 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:53,030 were standing room only, 121 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:53,230 but health and safety was adhered to 122 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:54,510 was adhered to 123 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:55,030 as we did have the child locks on. 124 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:58,990 as we did have the child locks on. 125 00:02:59,030 --> 00:02:59,190 Oh, unlock it. It's not opening. No, it's not. It's locked. 126 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:07,550 No, it's not. It's locked. 127 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:07,750 # They say I come and I go 128 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:08,790 # They say I come and I go 129 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:09,670 # Tell me all the ways you need me 130 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:11,270 # Tell me all the ways you need me 131 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:11,670 # I'm not here for long 132 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:13,350 # I'm not here for long 133 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:13,750 # Catch me or I go Houdini 134 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:15,630 # Catch me or I go Houdini 135 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:15,830 # I come and I go 136 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:17,710 # I come and I go 137 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:17,910 # Prove you got... # 138 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:19,150 # Prove you got... # 139 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:19,350 Are you OK? Looking great, by the way. 140 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:20,670 Looking great, by the way. 141 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:21,590 Thank you. So are you two. 142 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:22,270 Thank you. So are you two. 143 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:22,830 It's like you've made an effort for me. 144 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,190 an effort for me. 145 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:24,390 LAUGHTER 146 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:25,350 LAUGHTER 147 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:26,230 # I come and I go 148 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:27,070 # I come and I go 149 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:27,270 # Tell me all the ways you need me 150 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,110 # Tell me all the ways you need me 151 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:28,350 # I'm not here for long... # 152 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:30,390 # I'm not here for long... # 153 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,030 Nice to meet you. Oh, my God. Here we go, boys! 154 00:03:31,070 --> 00:03:32,590 Here we go, boys! 155 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:35,430 It's go time, apparently. 156 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:36,030 It's go time, apparently. 157 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:37,310 Before the slow-mo strut into the villa, 158 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,070 into the villa, 159 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:39,470 our Islanders recorded some videos to introduce themselves. 160 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,990 to introduce themselves. 161 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:43,190 They say you only get one chance to make a good impression, 162 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:44,870 to make a good impression, 163 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:45,310 but on Unseen Bits, you get two. 164 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,190 but on Unseen Bits, you get two. 165 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:47,990 Here are the bits you didn't get to see the first time. 166 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:50,470 to see the first time. 167 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:50,750 Let's do it. 168 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:51,750 Let's do it. 169 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:52,430 # I love you, is that OK 170 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:52,910 # I love you, is that OK 171 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:53,710 # These words are my own... # 172 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:56,350 # These words are my own... # 173 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:56,550 I'm on Love Island! 174 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:57,910 I'm on Love Island! 175 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:58,150 # I love you, I love you I love you, I love you 176 00:03:58,190 --> 00:03:59,470 I love you, I love you 177 00:03:59,510 --> 00:04:00,310 # There's no other way 178 00:04:00,350 --> 00:04:02,110 # There's no other way 179 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:02,310 # To better say 180 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,950 # To better say 181 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,190 # I love you, I love you, I love you 182 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:07,430 # I love you, I love you, I love you 183 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:07,630 # These words are my own 184 00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:09,070 # These words are my own 185 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,190 # From my heart flow 186 00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:12,430 # From my heart flow 187 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:12,630 # I love you, I love you I love you, I love you... # 188 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,230 I love you, I love you... # 189 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:14,470 I like masculine guys, masculine energy. 190 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:16,350 masculine energy. 191 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:16,710 BDE, can I say that? Yes, Patsy, of course. 192 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,190 Yes, Patsy, of course. 193 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:19,430 This is Unseen Bits. Big Dick Energy. 194 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:21,870 Big Dick Energy. 195 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:22,710 It's going to be the best summer of our lives. 196 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:24,470 of our lives. 197 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:25,550 # These words are my own 198 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:26,790 # These words are my own 199 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:27,670 # From my heart flow 200 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:29,430 # From my heart flow 201 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,350 # I love you, I love you I love you, I love you 202 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:32,070 I love you, I love you 203 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:32,470 # There's no other way 204 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:34,950 # There's no other way 205 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:35,190 # To better say... # 206 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:36,350 # To better say... # 207 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:36,830 Yeah, good thing you're sitting down. Oh, boy. 208 00:04:36,870 --> 00:04:38,790 you're sitting down. Oh, boy. 209 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:40,150 # These words I my own 210 00:04:40,190 --> 00:04:41,750 # These words I my own 211 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:42,310 # From my heart flow 212 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,510 # From my heart flow 213 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,270 # I love you, I love you I love you, I love you 214 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:46,830 I love you, I love you 215 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:47,390 # There's no other way 216 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:49,270 # There's no other way 217 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:49,790 # To better say 218 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,150 # To better say 219 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,670 # I love you, is that OK? # 220 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:56,430 # I love you, is that OK? # 221 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:56,670 It wasn't long before our Islanders 222 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:57,670 It wasn't long before our Islanders 223 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:57,830 found themselves chatting by the sundeck. 224 00:04:57,870 --> 00:04:59,910 chatting by the sundeck. 225 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:00,510 How they got there is anyone's guess, their geography is terrible. 226 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,230 guess, their geography is terrible. 227 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:04,710 Where is everyone from? You're from? South Wales. South Wales. 228 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,950 South Wales. South Wales. 229 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:07,350 East London. East London. Hertfordshire. 230 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,190 Hertfordshire. 231 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:09,910 So, like, we're northern and you're southern, aren't you? Yeah. 232 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:12,310 you're southern, aren't you? Yeah. 233 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:12,630 Yeah. I guess, yeah. Kind of. 234 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,630 Kind of. 235 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:15,950 I think Wales is in the north. No. Wales is... 236 00:05:15,990 --> 00:05:18,030 No. Wales is... 237 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,110 East. Oh, I dunno. 238 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:20,310 Oh, I dunno. 239 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:21,590 LAUGHTER East, west. I'm down south. 240 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:22,990 East, west. I'm down south. 241 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:26,670 Oh! 242 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:27,190 Oh! 243 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:31,270 You'd better clear that up otherwise we'll lose our deposit. 244 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:32,350 otherwise we'll lose our deposit. 245 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:34,390 Now you lot already know who's coupled up with who. 246 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:35,870 who's coupled up with who. 247 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:38,950 When Maya got the Islanders to line up 248 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,910 from most to least boyfriend or girlfriend material... 249 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:45,870 You at the top. Oh, that's nice. Thanks, guys. 250 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:50,910 MAYA: Girls, from most to least, please head over and join your boys. 251 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:54,590 Come on over, Mimii. Nice to meet you. 252 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:56,510 You too, darling. Thanks. 253 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:58,590 Yeah, we're both down here at the bottom. 254 00:05:58,630 --> 00:05:59,950 I didn't expect that. No, literally. 255 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:02,630 I'm annoyed you put me at the end but I'm actually happy. 256 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:04,270 I'm annoyed you put me at the end! 257 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:08,070 Mimii and Munveer were found to be greater than the other Islanders. 258 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:12,070 Harriett and Ciaran, to be less than. 259 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,750 You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, 260 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:17,430 but I give you Maya maths. 261 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:20,990 It's a unique form of genuinely mental arithmetic. 262 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:23,670 Out of ten, I rate myself a solid 11. 263 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:26,790 I'd give myself a nice ten out of ten. 264 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:31,510 OK, so that's a score of 21 from Munveer and Mimii. 265 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:35,110 I'll score myself 11 out of ten. I think I'm a ten out of ten. 266 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:38,470 That gives Sean and Nicole 21, as well. 267 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:41,710 I would rate myself a ten out of ten. 268 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:46,190 Probably ten-ten, but realistically, I'm probably about an eight. 269 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:49,750 A total of 18 for Harriett and Ciaran. 270 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:53,030 So, I would say eight out of ten, I would rate myself. 271 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:56,630 6' 2", but we'll go 6' 3", though, with these shoes on. 272 00:06:56,670 --> 00:07:00,110 OK, Ronnie clearly didn't understand the brief, 273 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,870 but we can make this work. 274 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,910 Where's Rachel Riley when you need her? 275 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:07,030 Jess gives herself an eight, Ronnie a 6' 2", 276 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:09,350 so that's obviously eight times six, which is 48. 277 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:12,150 Times that by two to the power of Grayskull, 278 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:14,710 giving us a score of 96. 279 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,870 Looking good for Ronnie and Jess' compatibility. 280 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:27,910 I'm 6' 6". I have got some nice, big size seven feet. 281 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:35,830 Right, so if Ayo is 6' 6", that's 6.6, 282 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:36,990 divided by seven is 0.94, I believe. 283 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:38,390 Definitely, with a mullet, you kind of get... 284 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:39,430 you get a lot of attention, 285 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:41,590 and I feel like I'm going to rock it for a couple more years, definitely. 286 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:42,830 In my job, I'm getting paid £45 an hour 287 00:07:42,870 --> 00:07:44,470 to do someone's make-up for them to go for their tea, 288 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:45,750 cos that's just what Scouse girls do. 289 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:46,990 So, if Samantha gets £45 an hour, 290 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,310 then that's 45 times 24 to the power of Sam's mullet, which gives us... 291 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,430 I have no idea. 292 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:54,990 I can't believe we got through that without a single 69 joke. Oops! 293 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:01,910 Once they were all paired up, which equals two, by the way, 294 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:04,150 it was time for them to get to know each other better 295 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:07,590 with the old tried and tested "Awks Talks". 296 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:10,950 I know, but it's Sam and Sam, which is just so weird... I know. 297 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,190 ..like Samantha and a Sam. 298 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,750 Could be a thing, could be a... could be a thing. 299 00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:15,590 You're Northern, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. 300 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,950 Being Northern, we're just a different breed, aren't we? 301 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,430 We're like salt of the earth. Facts. 302 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:22,110 And things are getting spicy up on the terrace. 303 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:25,350 What's your Nando's order? Oof, erm... 304 00:08:25,390 --> 00:08:27,910 I get halloumi, course. OK, yeah. 305 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,590 Four chicken thighs. Mm-hm. 306 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:32,710 Medium-hot, I'm right. I just wanna enjoy my food. 307 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:35,510 Wow, I'm an extra-hot girl. Are you? Yeah. 308 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,990 Some islanders are more suited to the rizz biz than others. 309 00:08:38,030 --> 00:08:39,670 Argh! Do that one more time! 310 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:42,510 What's your favourite colour? My favourite colour... Go on, guess. 311 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:48,990 Blue. Yeah, actually. That is good. 312 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,030 Right, go on, then, guess mine. 313 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,870 I'm just gonna go... I'm gonna go purple. Are you joking? 314 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,110 Nah, you're lying. Did I get it right? 315 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:56,870 No, no, no, no, no, I hate purple. 316 00:08:56,910 --> 00:08:58,830 Have you got a sweet tooth, or are you more savoury? Hmm... 317 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:01,510 Sweet tooth, I'd say. Are you? 318 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:03,310 What is your go-to? Oh, I don't know. 319 00:09:03,350 --> 00:09:05,550 You know what I really like, I don't even know what it's called. 320 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:08,950 They are like the cola bottles, pink and blue. Bubble gum bottles. 321 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:11,070 You know what, they are in my top three, to be fair. 322 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,270 Shut up, are they? Yeah. 323 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:14,230 Fizzy ones, and they've got, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm. 324 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:17,790 Munveer was also doing some sweet talking, too, of his own. 325 00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:24,590 You know what I learned in Spanish? Go on. Erm... Esto si que es. 326 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,870 Ooh, say it again. Esto si que es. Esto si tes. 327 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:29,830 Esto si que es. Es so si te es. 328 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:34,390 I could be making this up, by the way. Oh, stop. I'm too gullible. 329 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:38,910 Esto si que es. And I THINK it translates to, "It is what it is." 330 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:42,670 I like that. Es so si... Yeah. 331 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:44,790 So basically, I'll let you in on the little trick. 332 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:50,950 It's basically spelling "socks". S-O-C-K-S! 333 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,990 Yes! There you go! Yeah! I like that. It is... 334 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:57,230 And then you can just add, like, a bit of, you know, a twang to it, 335 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:59,190 and you're like, you fool anyone. 336 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:05,870 You won't fool me, Munveer, I think you'll find that's P-A-N-T-S. 337 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,870 On the first night in a new gaff, 338 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,310 all you want to do is get glammed up for the night ahead. 339 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:19,870 But disaster struck and the girls' luggage got lost in transit. 340 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,070 How anyone can lose six giant Love Island branded wheelie cases 341 00:10:23,110 --> 00:10:26,710 with their names written on it is a mystery. 342 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:30,030 Luckily, a runner from the airport turned up with the missing bags. 343 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:32,110 DOORBELL RINGS 344 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,310 Oi, girls, your cases are outside! 345 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,150 Oh, let's go get them bags. Let's go and get them! 346 00:10:37,190 --> 00:10:38,750 SHE SQUEALS 347 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:40,510 LAUGHTER 348 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,310 Stop! ALL:Wow! 349 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,510 GASPS They look so good. 350 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:45,630 It's so nice to, like... THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 351 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,990 SAMANTHA EXCLAIMS Oh, my gosh. 352 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:52,270 THEY SCREAM 353 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,230 Right, girls, I can't find mine. Is this it? 354 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,630 Patsy, Patsy. There, right next to you. Right there. 355 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:58,590 Yeah? Oh, yeah. Here we go. 356 00:10:58,630 --> 00:11:01,510 Oops! 357 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:03,750 Don't know which one I want. 358 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,590 ALL EXCLAIM 359 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,630 Which dressing room ... dressing table are we all claiming? 360 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:11,070 Can I have this one at the end? Yeah, this is my one at the end. 361 00:11:11,110 --> 00:11:15,230 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER Come on, girlies. 362 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:19,430 Come on, girls, you haven't got time for selfies. 363 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,150 You've got a big night ahead. 364 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:33,270 MUSIC: 'The Only Way Is Up' by Yazz 365 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:35,190 The world of reality TV imploded in on itself 366 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,110 when our very own Reem Queen 367 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:41,030 introduced a well-known face to the islanders. 368 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:52,190 # Hold on Hold on 369 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:56,790 Hold on 370 00:11:56,830 --> 00:12:03,910 # Baby, hold on 371 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:08,710 # The only way is up... # 372 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,470 Yes, Maya. Looking reem. 373 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:16,510 # You and me now The only way is up. # 374 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:19,470 SONG ECHOES 375 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:20,550 LAUGHTER 376 00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:21,590 Gonna be reem, innit? LAUGHTER 377 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:26,390 I didn't say it, you did. My hair is looking... reem. Reem. 378 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:31,710 Reem. Oh, my God. Oh, Joey. I can't believe that word. 379 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,430 I swear, when I said that word... 380 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,910 Listen, you went viral just off that word. Didn't ya? 381 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:38,870 That word literally went viral. Changed your life. 382 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:40,070 Nearly changed my life. 383 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,310 You know that word, I think it went in the dictionary. 384 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:45,270 Reem, yeah, I think... Urban Dictionary or Wikipedia. 385 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,870 It's definitely in the Urban one, 386 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,550 but I'm sure they was gonna put it in the dictionary, 387 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:49,670 I don't think they did in the end. 388 00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,670 I don't think the Government approved it. 389 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:52,710 SHE SNORTS 390 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,870 And if you needed any more reason 391 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:56,790 to vote in the upcoming election, that is it. 392 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:05,150 Samantha told me something earlier that was absolutely unforgettable. 393 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:08,230 Oh! Did I say that? LAUGHTER 394 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,990 No, you'll have to come back later to find out what it is. 395 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,700 # Sunshine taking over me You got me feeling... # 396 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,620 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 397 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:31,860 where Islanders bear their souls... 398 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,420 AS FOOT:Hello. 399 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,420 ..unleash their inner voices... 400 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,580 Eee-oww. 401 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,180 ..fall over themselves to impress, 402 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:43,300 and like us, discuss their unseen bits. 403 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,660 What do you call your vagina? 404 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,500 So brush up on your beauty tips... 405 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:52,500 I really don't know how this works. 406 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:56,820 ..and drink in all our eye-watering unseen clips. 407 00:13:56,860 --> 00:14:04,700 Ah. Ow. Oh, my God, mate. 408 00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,980 Before the break, Samantha was about to reveal all, 409 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,860 and I know you're dying to find out what it is. 410 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,940 So go on then, Samantha love. 411 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:18,100 Ugh! Did I say that? CHUCKLES 412 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:21,060 The Scouse saying for lads when they've got, like, uh, 413 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,220 you know like a middle part, where they're all, like, pushed back 414 00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:26,420 or, like, the little bangs. That's a fanny part. 415 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:28,180 Like, I haven't got mine in a fanny part now. 416 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,820 Like, mine is not a centre apart, 417 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,780 but if it was in the middle, that's a fanny part. 418 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:35,060 A fanny part? Can someone pass me a comb? 419 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,340 The first villa challenge of the series saw all the Islanders 420 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:50,020 play a classic game of phone roulette. 421 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:55,300 We saw snogging, finger sucking, and even fake orgasms. 422 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:59,780 MOANS I can't! I can't do any more! 423 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:00,740 One more. No, I can't. 424 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:03,340 Keep going, keep going, keep going. Keep going, keep going. OK. 425 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,500 MOANS, LAUGHTER 426 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:11,020 SQUEALS That is mortifying! 427 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,220 And in true Unseen Bits fashion, 428 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,420 here are the bits you didn't get to see. 429 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:19,060 Sean, snog the Islander that you think you would make 430 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,980 the prettiest babies with. Ooh. 431 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,700 Munveer. Oh, hello. 432 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,340 TEXT ALERT 433 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:42,220 Snog the Islander that you think is the sexiest. 434 00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:46,820 Ooh! Who have you got your eyes on, cuz? 435 00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:06,580 Ha! Eventful challenge. I think I kissed every boy in here. 436 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,100 Like, couldn't have gone better for me. 437 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:13,660 OK, Jess. Twerk on the Islander you fancy the most. 438 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,980 I can't twerk, I can't dance! 439 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,460 Have fun with it. Come on, Jess. 440 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,660 ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT 441 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,380 I'm gonna do it on you, only because it's just, like, 442 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,700 the easiest to do it on. 443 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:28,660 Spread your le... No, I'm joking. 444 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:32,380 ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT 445 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:35,220 I can't. Boo-yah! 446 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,540 I'll just do a little slut drop. 447 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,220 CHEERING 448 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,100 There you go. Twerking a bit. 449 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,580 I really enjoyed that challenge. Can we play that tomorrow? 450 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,700 Do you think the sun is beaming out there? 451 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,940 There is only one way to find out, my boy! 452 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,780 Awful. My God. I'm gonna make, uh... 453 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,780 Let me show you how you make some eggs. 454 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,340 Mimii wants her eggs, innit? 455 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,420 First morning in the villa, 456 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,420 and Munveer is already cracking on with Mimii. 457 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,660 All right, Mimi? Scrambled eggs, two of them? 458 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,740 Yes, please. I got you, girl. 459 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,980 Aye, see? Watch and learn, bruv. AYO LAUGHS 460 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,820 See what you got, shall we? 461 00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:24,620 I have 12 eggs a day. I have six. Do you? 462 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,580 Well, I have six in the morning and six at night. 463 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:29,100 He has got to be egg-aggerating. 464 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,060 Gordon Ramsay over here. 465 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:35,620 OK. Now we're cheffing. 466 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,900 He seems egg-cited. 467 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:41,780 Here we go. Where are the eggs at? 468 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,860 You'll find on this show, 469 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,940 we don't like to keep all our eggs in one basket. 470 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,180 There's only six eggs, bro. 471 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:51,860 I can make eggs for everyone, but there's only six eggs. 472 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,380 Eggs are the best, ain't they? 473 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,660 Really good natural source of protein. 474 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,940 Yeah, so, yeah, I love an egg. I'm not gonna lie, I love eggs. 475 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,380 We've only got six eggs. 476 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,500 Well, that was an egg-hausting unseen clip. 477 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,700 Quick shout out to Gareth Southgate, if you're watching. 478 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,660 It's not too late to draft a few new players in your Euro squad. 479 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,340 Check this out. 480 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:25,060 ALL TALK AT ONCE, LAUGHTER 481 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:33,660 ALL TALK AT ONCE 482 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:41,700 CHEERING 483 00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:44,940 They think it's all over, and thank God it is now. 484 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,340 On to our next unseen clip. 485 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:50,380 Now, you may have noticed that the veteran reality TV personality 486 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,420 Joey Essex is in the villa this year. It's a happy accident. 487 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:58,100 Joey was supposed to be opening a new traffic island in Billericay, 488 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,580 but misread the email and ended up here. 489 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:04,020 We didn't have the heart to tell him, so just rolled with it. 490 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,980 So taking my inspiration from Mr Essex himself, 491 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,340 I've got a few ideas to pitch to the big bosses of TV. 492 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,980 RINGING TONE Hello? 493 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,220 Yeah, this is Iain Stirling here. INDISTINCT 494 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,940 I've got a few ideas for shows that I want to pitch to you. 495 00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,540 INDISTINCT Yeah, yeah. 496 00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:21,580 Yeah, they'll all have Joey Essex in. 497 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,940 INDISTINCT 498 00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:27,020 Love Splash? SPLASH 499 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,100 I'm A Love Celeb... Get Me Out Of Here? 500 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:33,340 What is that? Is that a crab? That's a clap. No, it's a spider. 501 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,340 That's not spider, it's a baby crab. Crabs ain't like that! 502 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:38,180 There's a baby crab! MasterChef Island? 503 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:43,220 What's that? Ham? She's making a toastie, but she's, like, gone. 504 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,620 I'm just gonna have some ham. Just straight up ham. 505 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:51,020 Why not? Mm. 506 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:55,140 ..LI Cribs Majorca? Celebs Go Eating? 507 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:59,500 Bro, I met you years ago outside, er, the burger van in Surbiton. 508 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,340 What was I doing? Was I doing an appearance or something? 509 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,220 No, no, you were just having a burger, brother! Oh, shit! 510 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:07,740 No? Right, OK. What about, erm... Love On Ice? 511 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:14,780 Dancing On Ice Versus Land? 512 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:18,980 The Jump? 513 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,500 Actually, maybe just Educating Joey. 514 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,900 I felt like I did gravitate towards... 515 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,620 I can't believe I'm using that word so much recently. 516 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,860 I don't even really know what it means. Gravitate? Gravitate. 517 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,020 Is that like gravity? Yeah, pulls you in a little bit. 518 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,900 Gravit... "Gravi-tied". What is it again? Gravitated. Gravitated. 519 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,660 I'm gonna see who gravitates... DING 520 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,940 Gravitates? 521 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,380 "Gravivates"? BUZZER 522 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,420 Is it "gravitate"? DING 523 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:42,380 Is it fair to say the three girls that you snogged yesterday 524 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,060 are the ones that you were initially attracted to? 525 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,180 Well, I said, they're the ones that I... 526 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,900 I keep saying this word, and it's really annoying me. 527 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:50,340 G-Grav... Gravita... How do you say it? Gravitate. 528 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,940 Gravitate. DING 529 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,300 Is that even a word? Something like that. 530 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,340 Gravitas. BUZZER 531 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,540 Yeah, you gravitated towards. What's a word apart from gravitate? 532 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,220 Erm... Pulled. 533 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:02,100 Aura. Leaned. Leaned. Got... Yeah. 534 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,260 Gravitated is the right word. All right, gravitated. 535 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:08,260 The Xtra Factor 50? No, not quite right. 536 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,540 How about Love Island: Aftersun? That'll do. 537 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,660 Our Islanders usually spend their first week in the villa 538 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,700 whispering sweet nothings to each other, 539 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,580 and this series is no exception. 540 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:28,540 There is a lot of "sweet talking" going on. Literally. 541 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,940 Obviously, you spoke to... Was it Sean as well? 542 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:36,180 He told me I was a strawberry bonbon cos they're high-demand. 543 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:40,260 THEY LAUGH 544 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,060 That's class. I love that. I love that chat. 545 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,380 I'd never think of something like that. 546 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,300 OK, so, what sweet would you put me as, then? 547 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:48,780 HE SIGHS 548 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:51,300 Like, a sour ball, at this rate, the way you've acted with me. 549 00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:53,140 THEY LAUGH 550 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,100 What is that? I'm joking, I'm joking. 551 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,620 Erm, Turkish delight. What's the reason? 552 00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,460 Because they're nice and it's a bit... posh sweet, innit? 553 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,700 OK, that's a good answer. Yeah, so... 554 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,740 What your favourite snack again? Jaffa Cakes. Oh, yeah. 555 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:06,620 Love a Jaffa Cake. It's literally a biscuit, though. 556 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,540 Oh, don't start this. It's already been deemed as a cake. 557 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:13,060 I'm so passionate about this, right? Ugh, it's a cake. 558 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,300 It's in the name. It's a Jaffa "Cake". 559 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:17,300 That's like saying a Victoria sponge cake's a biscuit. 560 00:22:17,340 --> 00:22:20,380 Where does it sit in the kitchen? It goes in the biscuit cupboard. 561 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:23,340 So where do you put a cake? A cake? 562 00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:26,820 Yeah. You put any cake? I don't really have cakes. 563 00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:27,980 Birthday cake, where do you put it? 564 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,900 Birthday cake's separate. Like, it's on its own. 565 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,620 All right, well, my Jaffa Cakes are separate as well. 566 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,860 They go on my bedside table, and they go straight in. 567 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:39,940 IAIN STIRLING: You're wrong, Ciaran, so just shut your cake-hole. 568 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:46,220 Today, the hot "toe-pic" in the villa is toes. 569 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:48,540 Oh, you've got the same condition as me. What? 570 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,700 SLT. What's that? 571 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:53,900 SLT, it's a condition... Slightly long toes? 572 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,140 SHE LAUGHS Second long toe. 573 00:22:56,180 --> 00:23:00,340 If you cut off my second long toe, and someone just randomly found it 574 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,580 in the street, they would think it was a finger. 575 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:06,780 I've got that! That's Greek. What are they called? SLT? 576 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,700 I just made that up. You need to show me your second toe now. 577 00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:12,620 I measured it up against my pinky finger, and it's, like, same size. 578 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,540 Show me your toe now. 579 00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,140 What, you've got an extra toe? Jesus!Oh, wow! 580 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,580 Do you know her second toe is bigger? 581 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:22,660 Yeah, my second toe is. I've got that. 582 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:25,300 Oh, mate, yours is... Mine's a bit higher, innit? 583 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:29,620 Yours is a whole toe bigger. My toes are naughty. Look at these. 584 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:32,780 Mate, your feet are massive. Bro, these are...He's massive! 585 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:35,820 I know. I've got size... What size are your feet? Is that 13? 586 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:38,460 These are 14. I'm a 13, but these are 14.I'm on 11. 587 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,300 You're 11? I'm 11, yeah. Say "swear", you're 11, bro? 588 00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:44,780 These are, like, 10, I think. These are a bit small. Size 11? 589 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,020 I would never believe that. Bruv, you've got some long toes. 590 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,860 You've got big feet! THEY LAUGH 591 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:53,540 Your toes are... 592 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:57,220 Look how big my fingers are, look. You're like ET. 593 00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:02,260 THEY LAUGH It's like ET. 594 00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:05,780 I've had messages, people asking for pictures of my toes. 595 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,660 It's really, really... I don't understand why. 596 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,900 I've always... Why do you want...? 597 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:12,020 Why are you offering money for pictures of my toes? 598 00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:15,780 But I would never sell my feet. IAIN STIRLING: Sell them! 599 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:19,340 You could rebrand yourself as "Toe-y Essex".Ooh, yeah! 600 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:23,140 Before we go to break, let's find out what Ronnie's type is. 601 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:26,780 Erm, my type? My type is... 602 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,380 What? You'll find out after the break. 603 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:44,100 Oh, mate. We're just the fucking commentators of Love Island. 604 00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:45,140 LAUGHS 605 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:47,460 Iain Stirling, I'm coming after your job, bro. 606 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:52,380 IAIN STIRLING: Back off, Willy Wonka, this job is mine, bro. 607 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,740 Go on then, Sean, give it a go. 608 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:59,220 SEAN YAWNS Yeah, I think my job is safe. 609 00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:02,780 Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits! 610 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:08,260 Right, quick, get back to your sofa and get your snacks ready. 611 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,700 Mm. Because only here will you learn 612 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,580 what really makes our Islanders tick. 613 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,460 I'm not even a pooey girl. 614 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,460 They don't often make a lot of sense. 615 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,260 SPEECH MUFFLED BY TOOTHBRUSH 616 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,340 RONNIE:Huh? 617 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,980 One thing's for sure, you'll be laughing your zits off. 618 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,540 Who wants to pop a spot on my arse? 619 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:27,100 Samantha, you don't have sugar? Erm... 620 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:30,020 "Erm..." "Erm..." 621 00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:31,500 Right, go. Now. 622 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:34,140 It's gonna be magic. 623 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:36,860 LAUGHTER 624 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:38,020 Hang on, where did he go? 625 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:40,660 That was so good! That's got lots of video, that. 626 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:50,740 Before the break, Ronnie was about to spill the tea on his type. 627 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:52,620 Go on then, tell us. 628 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:59,380 My type is, blonde, er, lovely... lovely pair of, er... teeth. 629 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:00,820 CHUCKLES 630 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,780 A nice pair of, er, Bristol Rovers, will call them. 631 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,460 Er, not sure that's the saying. 632 00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:14,660 When the boys aren't grafting putting eggs in baskets and vibing, 633 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,860 you'll find them working hard in the gym. 634 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,220 They're so embarrassing, boys, the way they do this. 635 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:25,740 They've literally been in there ten minutes, 636 00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:27,980 "I'm gonna go and have a protein shake." 637 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:35,140 I'm sorry, but them side dips. Yeah, look at that. 638 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:38,940 Them hip dips, Mimii. Is that doing it for you? 639 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:46,940 # Patiently, quietly, faithfully Worship me. # 640 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,060 Don't want them to see us looking. 641 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,780 We should do that thing, you know, and just go with it 642 00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:52,340 when it's, like, reverse looks. Right, I'll go... 643 00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:55,900 Three. Right, ready? Right, we look, and then go change. 644 00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:57,820 No, you're both looking. Wait, wait, what we doing? 645 00:26:57,860 --> 00:27:00,220 You're not looking, she's not looking, and then we look. 646 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:02,180 Ciaran has already caught. 647 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,220 Are you gonna come and join us, or...? 648 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,540 GIRLS: No. Ah, right. 649 00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,220 IAIN: Here is an unseen clip that is sure to get 650 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:17,380 your mouthwatering any day of the week. 651 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:19,820 I'm a class cook. What's your favourite meal to make? 652 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,420 What's, like, your...? It depends what day it is. 653 00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:23,340 Spaghetti Bolognese from scratch. Because imagine... 654 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,660 What?! No, it does! 655 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,380 Imagine it's, like, a cold day like it always is in Wales, 656 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,980 then it would be, like, warm food. I'll give you a scenario. 657 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,580 We're in South Wales, right, 658 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,420 in the valleys, any valley you wanna pick. Aberdare. 659 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,060 Aberdare Valley, working nine till five job 660 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:40,500 on the tools and that, like, come home, it's not raining 661 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:45,300 but it's cold and windy, what's on the table? 662 00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:47,740 What day is it? You've got to give me a day. 663 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:49,420 We're gonna do a Wednesday, mid-week. 664 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:53,060 Do you know what's a good one? Bangers and mash. Oh, yeah. 665 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:56,980 Fuck, you ruined that so much. Bangers and fucking mash! 666 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,940 Come home from a grafting day 667 00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:01,420 to a fucking mashed potato and fucking sausages! 668 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,220 Yeah! Mash potato is lovely! 669 00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:05,460 And with onion gravy. You can't go wrong. 670 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,780 You're hilarious. 671 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,700 No, bangers and mash are nice, but... 672 00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:09,980 Yeah, exactly, what are you on about?! 673 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:11,540 Why are you shouting for? You're pissing me off. 674 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,780 I'm stood right there. 675 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:14,940 AS CIARAN:"What you shouting for?" So go on, tell us. 676 00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:17,300 Why you doing my accent? We sound the same! 677 00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:19,700 Just my balls have dropped. SHE LAUGHS 678 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,980 Contrary to popular belief, 679 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:30,900 Joey Essex is a bit of an intellectual on the quiet, 680 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:33,740 as this unseen bit proves. 681 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:34,900 Do you know when I watch films, yeah? 682 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,540 I like to watch, like, real things. 683 00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,540 Real ones, yeah. Like, documentaries. 684 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:40,820 Something I can engage in that's actually real. 685 00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:44,420 Have you seen Pearl Harbor? Mm... The war one. Maybe. 686 00:28:44,460 --> 00:28:48,260 Oh, yeah, with the boats and stuff? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. 687 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,580 Anything real. Cos then I can watch it 688 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,220 and believe that I'm actually watching something 689 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,260 that's true for once, instead of everyone lying to me. 690 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,860 You know when people say to me, "Oh, yeah, I watch..." 691 00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,900 What's that stuff called? Cartoon stuff, weird stuff. 692 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,420 Anime? Anime. 693 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,220 Oh, who the fuck watches anime? I dunno. 694 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:05,940 What's the little blue people called? What are they called? 695 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:08,340 The little blue aliens. I don't know. 696 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,380 Dunno what they're called. 697 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:11,260 Everyone dresses up as them on Halloween. They're blue. 698 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,780 They're blue? Oh, dunno what they're called. 699 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:16,140 Oh, really? Animers. I dunno. 700 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:18,940 I don't watch it. Little blue animated people. 701 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:22,260 But everyone loves it. Smurfs? No. 702 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,620 They're blue. They are blue, I suppose. 703 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:26,180 Erm, let me ask someone. 704 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:29,700 Oh, what are they called? Erm... They'll know. 705 00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,660 Sean and MJ! Yo. 706 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:37,260 What is them blue, erm, things... How to explain this? 707 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,340 You know, like, d'you watch films? Yeah. 708 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:42,820 What's them blue people called? Avatars. Avatars. 709 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,780 Oh! I just don't get it. 710 00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:46,740 SEAN AND MUNVEER LAUGH 711 00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,380 Like, why would you watch an avatar? It's just... 712 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:51,660 They ain't telling the truth. It's not real. 713 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,740 Do you like scary films? I don't mind some horror films, yeah. 714 00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:56,460 IAIN: Well, if you like horror films, Joey, 715 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,300 this one will have you hiding behind a sun lounger. 716 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,980 SCREAM 717 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:05,580 Be afraid. Be very afraid. You have been warned! 718 00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:16,700 People back home call me Cole, or Coley. All, like, my baby cousin. 719 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:20,060 "Where's Coley? Where's Coley?" Like that. Oh, I love it, I do. 720 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,700 SHE GASPS A fucking bee! 721 00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:22,980 THEY SCREAM 722 00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:24,700 IAIN: Talking of bees, where would we "bee" 723 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,420 without our favourite part of the show? It's... 724 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:38,020 SAMANTHA:That's huge! 725 00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:40,340 Erm, so, I had to... Argh! BUZZING 726 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,420 There's a wasp on my hand! Sorry, sorry, sorry. It went on my hand. 727 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:44,540 Erm... Argh! There was a... 728 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:45,900 BUZZING 729 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:47,540 SCREAMING 730 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,420 LAUGHTER 731 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:52,780 It's gone. 732 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,100 Oh, fucking hell. BUZZING 733 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:57,460 Argh, fuck off! Argh! 734 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:02,380 BUZZING 735 00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,180 Up for it today. 736 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,060 Come on, boys. BUZZING 737 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,620 Oh, what is that by your head?Huh? There's a massive wasp by your head. 738 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,620 BUZZING 739 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,260 Argh! 740 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,340 What was that? 741 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,260 SHE SCREAMS It's on your head! 742 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,420 Oh, my God, it's actually on your head.No, it's not! Fuck off! 743 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,020 Oh, my God. Yes, it was. 744 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:22,460 It was on your head. It was on my head. 745 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,580 BUZZING Whoa! 746 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:27,620 Mate, that is massive. What is that? 747 00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:31,540 BUZZING Fucking hell! What is that? 748 00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:34,140 BUZZING 749 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:40,140 Urgh! If it comes in here, mate, oh, my God. A moth. 750 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,420 That's not a moth, mate. That's, like, a beetle. A beetle. 751 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:48,220 Fuck! BUZZING 752 00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:50,260 I was thinking I'd unpack my bags, but today... 753 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,980 BUZZING Oh, for God's sake! 754 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:54,980 Sorry. Did I have a wasp on my head? No, you're OK. 755 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,580 BUZZING 756 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:07,500 IAIN: Here's an unseen pool clip of Ronnie, Ayo and Ciaran, 757 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:10,220 apparently three of our most athletic Islanders, 758 00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:13,860 competing to impress umpires Nicole and Jess. 759 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,460 I'm gonna clap. 760 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,700 NICOLE:We are right on the edge to see who's cheating. 761 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:19,860 Oh, they having a race? 762 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,820 We set up the three hunks of the villa... Ha! 763 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:27,980 ..to see who could take trumps in a little race. 764 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:31,820 Right, three... Wait, Ciaran's not ready. 765 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:35,660 Focus on the game. Ready? Three, two, one, go! 766 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,980 KLAXON 767 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,980 Oh, he's got it in the bag, Ronnie has. He's got it in the fucking bag. 768 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:42,780 Ronnie took the lead... Shocked. 769 00:32:42,820 --> 00:32:45,620 ..by quite a fair mile, yeah, I'm shocked. Yeah, shocked. 770 00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:49,260 LAUGHTER Ciaran's last! 771 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,980 I thought Ciaran might have had a little chance, 772 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,380 but there was just no way. 773 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:56,220 You'd think a rugby player from Wales, you know, an athlete. 774 00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:58,660 No, he just let the team completely down, like. 775 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:02,140 Ronnie got it in the bag! CHEERING 776 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:04,820 Ayo, you let us down! You let us down! 777 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,420 We underestimated Ronnie, big-time, cos he just smashed it. 778 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,500 He's got good stamina. 779 00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:12,420 Yeah. It's good to see. He can keep it up! 780 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:14,500 Yeah, he might leave here now and straight onto the Olympics. 781 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:17,620 He'll get signed. Team GB. 782 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:19,940 Yeah. Ciaran, I don't think he's got a chance, no. 783 00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:23,580 IAIN: That's a surprise. I thought Wales were good in water. 784 00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,780 Nice try, Ciaran. 785 00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:34,860 We've got just enough time for one more unseen clip. 786 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,620 If you've got any expensive glassware, 787 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:40,500 now would be a good time to hide the mute button. 788 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,260 Oh, no, sorry, we've run out of time. 789 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:45,220 You'll have to come back after the break to see... 790 00:33:57,649 --> 00:34:00,089 # Whoa, baby 791 00:34:00,129 --> 00:34:03,369 # My heart is full of love And desire for you... # 792 00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:04,889 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the final part 793 00:34:04,929 --> 00:34:07,369 of Love Island Unseen Bits. 794 00:34:07,409 --> 00:34:10,849 Hi, gorgeous. SHE SCREAMS 795 00:34:10,889 --> 00:34:12,529 RONNIE:Agh! Cut. 796 00:34:12,569 --> 00:34:15,489 We use everything on this show. Bits like this... 797 00:34:15,529 --> 00:34:17,689 Also, anyone seen me nipple cream? 798 00:34:17,729 --> 00:34:20,409 ..and this... Youse must see some sights. 799 00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:23,089 And some sounds. What are your thoughts? 800 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,689 FARTS That's what I thought. 801 00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:27,689 LAUGHTER 802 00:34:33,809 --> 00:34:35,889 Before the break, we were in the girls' dressing room, 803 00:34:35,929 --> 00:34:38,089 and things were reaching a crescendo. 804 00:34:38,129 --> 00:34:42,369 Well, here's my What Happened Next?! 805 00:34:42,409 --> 00:34:44,289 Can you actually see my mini? 806 00:34:44,329 --> 00:34:46,369 SHE SQUEALS You can! 807 00:34:46,409 --> 00:34:50,129 Can you test this for me? Please. LAUGHTER 808 00:34:50,169 --> 00:34:53,609 Harriett managed to hit the high note, but then fell flat. 809 00:34:53,649 --> 00:34:55,889 Oh, my God! 810 00:35:02,849 --> 00:35:05,049 Every series, the boys use the same tactics 811 00:35:05,089 --> 00:35:08,929 to try and get the girls' attention, and it never really seems to work. 812 00:35:08,969 --> 00:35:11,969 Offering to buy a girl a drink is standard dating practice, 813 00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,849 but offering to make them one 814 00:35:13,889 --> 00:35:16,889 is the oldest Love Island chat-up trick in the book. 815 00:35:16,929 --> 00:35:19,129 Isn't that right, Ronnie? 816 00:35:19,169 --> 00:35:22,969 Does anyone else want one? Can I have one of those ones, please? 817 00:35:23,009 --> 00:35:24,409 What's on the menu? So, plain? 818 00:35:24,449 --> 00:35:26,569 No, the one you made Jess. I can do anything. 819 00:35:26,609 --> 00:35:28,849 Yeah, what? The powder? Yeah, please. 820 00:35:28,889 --> 00:35:31,969 Can you make me a cocktail, please? I can try. 821 00:35:32,009 --> 00:35:34,129 Yeah, see what you can rustle up. All right. 822 00:35:34,169 --> 00:35:38,849 Yeah, surprise us, Ronners. What? You don't want water? 823 00:35:38,889 --> 00:35:42,769 No, I want what Jess had. She wants something cocktail-y. 824 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:44,889 See what's the best thing you can make. All right, watch this. 825 00:35:44,929 --> 00:35:46,169 LAUGHTER 826 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,369 I've put pineapple juice, apple juice, orange juice 827 00:35:48,409 --> 00:35:50,209 and a bit of that in this. 828 00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:52,769 Do you do that when you go Nando's? Yeah, just mix everything. 829 00:35:52,809 --> 00:35:58,289 Bit of Coke, bit of Sprite. What's it saying? Try. It's for the girls. 830 00:35:58,329 --> 00:36:02,289 Electrolytes and all the juices. Mate. Not bad, that, is it? 831 00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:05,769 Please could I get a straw? This is a Ron... Ronnie's... 832 00:36:05,809 --> 00:36:08,969 Wow! ..tester. OK, nice, thank you. 833 00:36:09,009 --> 00:36:10,489 A little umbrella, no? 834 00:36:10,529 --> 00:36:12,849 No, no, no, this is just if you want it, and I'll put in your bottles. 835 00:36:12,889 --> 00:36:16,329 All right, thank you. Yum. Nice, isn't it? 836 00:36:16,369 --> 00:36:17,649 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's doing bits. 837 00:36:17,689 --> 00:36:19,529 You want to try? Yeah. Go on, then. 838 00:36:19,569 --> 00:36:25,689 Mimii, you wanna jump in? I'm all right, babes. On the water. 839 00:36:25,729 --> 00:36:26,569 You sure? Mmm. 840 00:36:26,609 --> 00:36:27,609 Very fresh. You like? 841 00:36:27,649 --> 00:36:28,769 I love. Go on let's taste it, then. 842 00:36:28,809 --> 00:36:31,329 It's really nice. Thank you. 843 00:36:31,369 --> 00:36:33,889 I can do a lot of things, you know. Man of many talents. You like? 844 00:36:33,929 --> 00:36:35,929 It's nice, yeah. You want one, as well? No, no. 845 00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:39,849 I'll put it in this, yeah? All right, thanks, babe. 846 00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:42,289 He is fit. He's so fit. 847 00:36:42,329 --> 00:36:44,689 They liked it. Yeah?Like... 848 00:36:44,729 --> 00:36:46,809 What did you make? They liked my cock... tail. 849 00:36:46,849 --> 00:36:49,809 That's what I was saying... LAUGHTER 850 00:36:49,849 --> 00:36:51,809 Ronnie, I want a pink straw, please. 851 00:36:51,849 --> 00:36:54,369 You get what you're given, buddy. No. 852 00:36:54,409 --> 00:36:57,209 Thank you. Pink straw. Do you want a pink one? 853 00:36:57,249 --> 00:36:59,289 Please can I have a pink one? 854 00:36:59,329 --> 00:37:01,009 I quite like having a boy wrapped around my finger. 855 00:37:01,049 --> 00:37:03,449 Makes a nice change. LAUGHTER 856 00:37:13,049 --> 00:37:15,049 IAIN: While this show is technically a reality show, 857 00:37:15,089 --> 00:37:17,809 sometimes, the things our Islanders talk about 858 00:37:17,849 --> 00:37:21,049 stretch reality to its limits. 859 00:37:21,089 --> 00:37:24,489 Why do you think the sky is blue? Ooh... 860 00:37:24,529 --> 00:37:26,609 Cos it's space, it should be, like, dark. Mm. 861 00:37:26,649 --> 00:37:28,449 Like, I wonder how many grains of sand there is. 862 00:37:28,489 --> 00:37:29,929 But it does go dark at night. That's the way... 863 00:37:29,969 --> 00:37:31,689 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 864 00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:33,489 I know, but the sun's on the other side of the world. 865 00:37:33,529 --> 00:37:34,809 That had me for a moment. 866 00:37:34,849 --> 00:37:36,329 The sun is on the other side of the world. 867 00:37:36,369 --> 00:37:39,609 You a flat Earth believer? I am. 868 00:37:39,649 --> 00:37:41,329 Mate, because the world is definitely round, man. 869 00:37:41,369 --> 00:37:42,729 Yeah, I believe that. I dunno, I dunno. 870 00:37:42,769 --> 00:37:46,089 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 871 00:37:46,129 --> 00:37:47,329 People have been to space and seen it. 872 00:37:47,369 --> 00:37:50,689 How can it be flat? But, like, the moon is round, isn't it? So... 873 00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:53,449 Yeah, the moon is round, well, apparently. Don't you fly... 874 00:37:53,489 --> 00:37:56,649 We go like that... We go like that, though, don't we? 875 00:37:56,689 --> 00:37:59,809 We spin on an axis. Do you know when you fly... 876 00:37:59,849 --> 00:38:02,129 So, the clouds aren't moving, we are actually moving. 877 00:38:02,169 --> 00:38:04,009 To be fair, pilots always say it's flat. 878 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:05,929 Yeah, do you know what, yeah, they do. 879 00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:09,289 Pilots have actually said, "Oh, yeah..." They always say. 880 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,129 Yeah, because when you go up in a plane, you go up... down. 881 00:38:12,169 --> 00:38:15,049 You don't go up, backwards, up, around there, around the world... 882 00:38:15,089 --> 00:38:17,409 And the only reason we are standing here is because of gravitation. 883 00:38:17,449 --> 00:38:19,609 IAIN: Joey, I think you need to gravitation 884 00:38:19,649 --> 00:38:22,169 towards a dictionary. 885 00:38:28,729 --> 00:38:30,049 The trick to being a successful Islander 886 00:38:30,089 --> 00:38:32,769 is to keep your eye on the prize. 887 00:38:32,809 --> 00:38:35,729 Not easy when you are forced to wear a giant blindfold, 888 00:38:35,769 --> 00:38:38,169 but rules are rules. 889 00:38:38,209 --> 00:38:40,449 And they all had quite different coping mechanisms 890 00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:45,169 to deal with the impending surprise. 891 00:38:45,209 --> 00:38:48,609 They are putting Vaseline on. Boys, grow up! 892 00:38:48,649 --> 00:38:50,929 Oh, pucker me up, then, son. LAUGHTER 893 00:38:50,969 --> 00:38:53,729 I feel ashamed of the lot of youse! Embarrassing. 894 00:38:53,769 --> 00:38:56,649 What do you need Vaseline for? No, you don't want Vaseline. 895 00:38:56,689 --> 00:38:59,009 I'll give you Vaseline in a minute when we're in bed. 896 00:39:01,929 --> 00:39:04,249 # She wants to dance Like Uma Thurman... # 897 00:39:04,289 --> 00:39:06,969 I can hear footsteps. Shh! 898 00:39:07,009 --> 00:39:10,209 # She wants to dance Like Uma Thurman... # 899 00:39:10,249 --> 00:39:16,289 If you just take a left. LAUGHTER 900 00:39:16,329 --> 00:39:18,569 It's Maya. Maya! 901 00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:20,529 ALL EXCLAIM 902 00:39:20,569 --> 00:39:23,289 IAIN: No, it wasn't Maya, but new Bombshell Uma. 903 00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:26,369 And good job the boys had moisturised those lips, 904 00:39:26,409 --> 00:39:29,329 as Uma had to go along the line and kiss each of them 905 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:33,769 before choosing who to whisk away to the Hideaway. 906 00:39:33,809 --> 00:39:36,609 Oh, my goodness, darling. You're shitting me. 907 00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:42,089 CIARAN: Where's what's-his-name gone? Ayo? 908 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:47,329 Ayo? Ayo, where are you? 909 00:39:47,369 --> 00:39:51,409 Ayo's gone. Boys, Ayo's gone. 910 00:39:51,449 --> 00:39:53,249 Who's this? This is Ronnie. 911 00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:55,609 Mate, Ayo's gone! 912 00:39:55,649 --> 00:39:56,729 I like your shirt. Thank you so much. 913 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:57,849 And your jeans, and your shoes. 914 00:39:57,889 --> 00:40:00,809 Thank you, thank you. And your face. Thank you, thank you. 915 00:40:00,849 --> 00:40:03,129 I do my best. SHE GIGGLES 916 00:40:03,169 --> 00:40:05,529 How tall are you? I'm 5'9". 917 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,289 Obviously, I'm wearing heels. Ah. 918 00:40:07,329 --> 00:40:11,329 So probably, like, I dunno. Maybe 5'11" with heels. 919 00:40:11,369 --> 00:40:13,569 Yeah. You're how tall? 6'6". 920 00:40:13,609 --> 00:40:15,609 That's really tall! Yeah. 921 00:40:15,649 --> 00:40:18,409 Nah, you come in looking so edible. 922 00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:20,049 This is just... Edible?! 923 00:40:20,089 --> 00:40:22,089 Sorry. Oh, that's all right. 924 00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:24,769 Yeah, it's OK. Yeah, it's OK (?) 925 00:40:24,809 --> 00:40:27,169 it's really...It's great! That's a good thing, no?Yeah. 926 00:40:27,209 --> 00:40:32,849 Question.Yes. Answer. I love that. 927 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:35,969 Question: What are your icks? 928 00:40:36,009 --> 00:40:38,729 Bad hygiene, number one, yeah. Oof. 929 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:41,449 Whoever just kissed me has a spicy mouth, man. 930 00:40:41,489 --> 00:40:43,409 Mate, my lips are on fire. I feel like I've had the extra hot. 931 00:40:43,449 --> 00:40:45,249 Why have they put me last, 932 00:40:45,289 --> 00:40:49,089 so I'm getting all the sloppy seconds? Like... 933 00:40:49,129 --> 00:40:51,929 Mate, she was eating something. You know, like, them sweets, fireballs? 934 00:40:51,969 --> 00:40:55,289 Remember the jawbreakers? Yeah, that's it, jawbreakers, yeah. 935 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:56,649 The red jawbreakers. 936 00:40:56,689 --> 00:40:59,489 She's had a whole pack of jawbreakers or some shit, you know? 937 00:40:59,529 --> 00:41:00,569 And her tongue. 938 00:41:00,609 --> 00:41:02,449 Mate, I can't feel... My lips are killing. 939 00:41:02,489 --> 00:41:04,969 Mate, mine are stinging. 940 00:41:09,929 --> 00:41:11,689 IAIN: Cue the cheesy game show music 941 00:41:11,729 --> 00:41:14,369 because oh, yes, people, it's time for... 942 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,689 {\an8}Hello. 943 00:41:23,729 --> 00:41:25,009 {\an8}IAIN: This week, I asked our Islanders, 944 00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:27,729 {\an8}what's your best chat-up line? 945 00:41:27,769 --> 00:41:28,809 HE LAUGHS 946 00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:30,569 I've heard some cheesy ones before, most definitely. 947 00:41:30,609 --> 00:41:33,049 Erm... God, that's a good one. 948 00:41:33,089 --> 00:41:35,529 Erm... 949 00:41:35,569 --> 00:41:38,129 I've got the Joey charm. That is my chat-up line. 950 00:41:38,169 --> 00:41:39,769 I am the charm. I am a charm. 951 00:41:39,809 --> 00:41:42,689 A chat-up line wouldn't work on me, no. I think I'd vomit. 952 00:41:42,729 --> 00:41:46,169 What's the difference between jam and jelly? 953 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:47,609 I can't make your legs feel like jam, 954 00:41:47,649 --> 00:41:49,689 but I'll certainly make them feel like jelly. 955 00:41:49,729 --> 00:41:52,649 SHE RETCHES, LAUGHS 956 00:41:52,689 --> 00:41:55,129 Are you lost at sea? Cos I can be a sailor. 957 00:41:55,169 --> 00:41:59,329 Can you do my laces up? Because I'm falling for you. 958 00:41:59,369 --> 00:42:02,049 That's not a good chat-up line, is it? It's cheesy. 959 00:42:02,089 --> 00:42:04,769 Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? 960 00:42:04,809 --> 00:42:06,609 Oh, that was a good one, yeah. 961 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,689 Do you have a map? Because I think I just got lost in your eyes. 962 00:42:09,729 --> 00:42:12,569 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 963 00:42:12,609 --> 00:42:15,369 That is the most cheesiest one I've ever heard! No. 964 00:42:15,409 --> 00:42:18,929 You remind me of a magnet because you... 965 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:21,729 sure are attracting me over here. 966 00:42:21,769 --> 00:42:23,649 I can't even get it out, it's so bad. 967 00:42:23,689 --> 00:42:25,769 Are you a ten? No... 968 00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:27,609 Are you from Tennessee? Because... 969 00:42:27,649 --> 00:42:29,809 You're the only "ten I see". 970 00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:33,809 I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart? 971 00:42:33,849 --> 00:42:35,609 Are you a parking ticket? 972 00:42:35,649 --> 00:42:39,249 Because you've got "fine" written all over you. 973 00:42:39,289 --> 00:42:42,409 They say Disneyland is the best place on Earth, 974 00:42:42,449 --> 00:42:46,129 but clearly, they've never stood next to you. 975 00:42:46,169 --> 00:42:48,969 Which is the worst thing I've ever heard! 976 00:42:49,009 --> 00:42:53,609 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 977 00:42:53,649 --> 00:42:58,369 Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 978 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:00,569 I've had a lot of recently, like, "What's happening, girl? 979 00:43:00,609 --> 00:43:03,369 "You all right?" Because of that TikTok sound. 980 00:43:03,409 --> 00:43:06,249 "What you saying? What's happening, girl, you all right?" 981 00:43:06,289 --> 00:43:11,569 I'll say, "What are you saying, girl? You good." Works every time. 982 00:43:11,609 --> 00:43:13,809 Oh, what's the one about falling from heaven? 983 00:43:13,849 --> 00:43:18,329 Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest. 984 00:43:18,369 --> 00:43:21,249 Did you... Oh, what's the chat-up line? 985 00:43:21,289 --> 00:43:23,569 I can't remember what it goes like now. 986 00:43:23,609 --> 00:43:25,809 OK, cheesiest one has got to be, without a doubt, 987 00:43:25,849 --> 00:43:29,289 top, top, top, the mermaid one. 988 00:43:29,329 --> 00:43:32,969 If a girl's looking like a mermaid, then she's lost at sea. 989 00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:36,569 I'll be the Aquaman to come and save her. 990 00:43:36,609 --> 00:43:38,449 Are you sure you're not tired? 991 00:43:38,489 --> 00:43:41,369 You've been running through my mind all day. 992 00:43:41,409 --> 00:43:45,369 Are you a camera? Cos every time I look at you, I smile. 993 00:43:45,409 --> 00:43:47,249 That was actually tragic. 994 00:43:47,289 --> 00:43:49,529 Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout. 995 00:43:49,569 --> 00:43:53,609 No, no, no, no, no. Awful, awful. 996 00:43:53,649 --> 00:43:59,329 If you was a fruit, you would be a "fineapple". 997 00:43:59,369 --> 00:44:03,209 Are your parents bakers? Cos you definitely are a cutie pie. 998 00:44:06,249 --> 00:44:09,409 Ha-ha? Like, what am I supposed to say? 999 00:44:11,009 --> 00:44:17,609 IAIN: Tune in next week for another instalment of... 1000 00:44:17,649 --> 00:44:20,289 Bet you can't wait! 1001 00:44:20,329 --> 00:44:21,449 Right, I'm clocking off, 1002 00:44:21,489 --> 00:44:24,889 but I'll leave you in the capable hands of Samantha and Jess. 1003 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:26,249 AS IAIN:Tomorrow night... 1004 00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:29,209 Tomorrow night... on Love Island... 1005 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:34,569 Tomorrow night, Jess and Samantha are on the daybeds. 1006 00:44:34,609 --> 00:44:39,449 IAIN: Thanks, girls. Come back next week for some more Unseen Bits. 1007 00:44:39,489 --> 00:44:43,769 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com