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# Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
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# Darling, you give love
A bad name... #
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IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
on Love Island...
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Omar.
Mimii. Nice to meet you.
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..temptations...
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You're looking really nice tonight.
You can keep smiling if you want.
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As long as you're looking for love,
we're looking for love together.
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Get a grip, mate.
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There's obviously something there.
I know. I think so, too.
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Honestly, he's a little rat.
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I'm not doing any more love
triangles. It looks like you are.
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I am very much interested in you.
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That night, it would have been
for you. You're beautiful.
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# You give love a bad name... #
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..and revelations.
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"Snog the Islander you think
is 100% your type on paper."
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# Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
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# Darling, you give love
A bad name. #
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Tonight...
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Hideaway.
What? Do you wanna go?
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He's took her to the Hideaway.
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..there's suspicions...
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Tell you what,
if he does kiss her... nah.
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I've fancied you
since the beginning.
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..and decisions.
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TEXT ALERT
Mimii and Omar.
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"You can either
couple up with each other
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"or each steal one Islander
of your choice."
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IAIN: It's time for
the Balloon Dares Part Deux,
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and if you're wondering
how they blow up their balloons,
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they just hold them
in front of the mic
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while I'm recording the voiceover.
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I'm going to go for Mimii.
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Oh!
Hey!
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Might as well.
Damn!
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"Snog the Islander
you think is a game player."
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Hey, you don't know anyone.
That's hard, man.
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THEY LAUGH
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Are you joking?
I'm only messing.
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I'm being sarcastic.
I'm winding you up.
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Go on.
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Hey. Oh!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Nicole's the most genuine one
in here.
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I don't mean that.
I don't mean that. Yeah, yeah.
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I don't mean that, by the way.
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# Take the shackles off my feet... #
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Yeah, I'm gonna choose Sean, cos
I think he deserves a bit of love!
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Yes, come on!
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CHEERING
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Argh!
Get on me, girl!
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LAUGHTER
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Come on! Come on!
OK. Ready?
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CHEERING
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Nah, nah, nah. Oh!
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# Take the shackles off my feet
So I can dance... #
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"Snog the two Islanders you
think are most attracted to you."
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Ooh!
Oh, interesting.
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All right, all right, all right.
Come on.
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SHE LAUGHS
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# I'm gonna praise you... #
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That's enough. I'm sorry!
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Sorry, sorry.
And I'm gonna go with you.
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# I just wanna praise you
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# Just wanna praise you
I'm gonna praise you... #
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THEY LAUGH
I didn't see it, but I heard it.
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He stood up and went, "Mmm."
So, like, I...
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And I didn't mean to laugh
in his face like that.
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I felt so bad. Argh!
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Ronnie.
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# I think you might love me... #
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I'm gonna jump.
What? No, she's not.
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# Every time I leave
You come a little closer... #
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"Snog an Islander
outside of your couple
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"that you think is the sexiest."
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There's sexier geezers here than me.
Apparently not.
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I feel like that was
an easy one for me,
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and I think that Ronnie knew
I was gonna kiss him.
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So... thoroughly enjoyed that kiss.
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# No, you can't tell... #
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Come on, Samantha. Come on.
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What are we doing? Cos you've
got to think of the dress, love.
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Well, it'll probably be easier
if you lay down.
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SAM LAUGHS
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Joey, don't hurt me, love.
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LAUGHTER
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Oh!
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LAUGHTER
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"Snog the girl who you would
want to share a bed with
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"if you weren't with your partner."
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Go on, big man.
I don't even know.
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Go on, just do it. It's a game.
Not arsed.
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Oh, Joey, it's not that funny, love.
Just pick someone.
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Er... Oh, mate, it's so...
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Joey, just pick someone.
It's boring now.
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Come on. I'm starving. I want
my pizza. Just pick someone.
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Shit. I can't, man.
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Ah, shit!
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# And you can't tie her down... #
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Sorry. She's my girl.
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# Says she's gonna party all night
All night
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# And you can't change her... #
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Nah. Fair play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Just a game.
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I'm not bothered.
I'd neck Jess as well.
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Mate, I actually might neck her.
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Oh, nah! I didn't know what to do.
I was thinking, do I kiss myself?
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Do I pretend and maybe, like,
kiss the flamingo?
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But lose their game,
don't ever play this at home! Ever!
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# She runs her own world... #
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WHISPERING:
Oh, she's fuming! She's fuming!
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Whoa... Why?
Like... She knows...
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# And you can't change her... #
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Oh, mate.
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# Can't tame her. #
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The game's over.
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I'm not saying Mimii
was unhappy that Ayo kissed Uma,
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but she did ask producers
if her dare could be,
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"Pick a boy, stick his head down
the toilet, and flush repeatedly."
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That whole game, though, for me...
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Yeah.
I'm throwing the towel in, mate.
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She obviously didn't want it to
come out like that, I don't think.
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Well... even if it
didn't come out like that,
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it was gonna come out eventually.
Do you know what I mean? Mm.
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Better sooner than later for me,
I think.
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Honestly, they can carry on
getting to know each other.
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Like, I'm, I have to worry about me.
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Like, that's it for me,
do you know what I mean? Mm, mm.
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I think he has been a bit
of a fraud, to be honest. Fair.
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Honestly, like, I'm not gonna
make this into a big thing.
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I'm simply just gonna remove myself
from the situation. Yeah, whatever.
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UMA:I just wanted to, like, talk
to you about a couple of things.
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AYO:Cool.
So, erm...
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Obviously, I know that
you've got really good intentions,
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do you know what I mean?
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And I know that you don't
do anything with, like, bad intent.
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But then I think, like,
throughout the day,
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obviously we've gotten a lot closer,
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and we've had, like,
a really good day.
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I don't want her to be feeling
like a mug in the situation.
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Put it like this, yeah?
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Whatever I told Mimii in confidence,
I can tell you the same thing. Yeah.
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I told the girl things like,
"I'm getting to know you..."
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Yeah.
And it's things like,
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"We're still getting
to know each other..." Yeah.
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And of course, "I still like you,"
and all of these other things,
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and, "I still have an interest."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Those things have not changed.
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I spent time with you today
because I wanted to. Yeah.
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And I enjoyed your company,
because I do. Yeah.
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That simple.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There's no left and right to it.
It's straight. Yeah.
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If there's something I'm missing
that needs to be said to you,
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then I'll say it.
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But it's just, like,
before we had our first kiss,
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I wanted to sort of clear the air,
do you know what I mean?
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It should be out of, like,
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a situation where
we both were excited for it,
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not where it feels like there's,
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like, an elephant in the room
that needs to be discussed. Mm-hm.
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Do you know what I mean by that?
Yeah.
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I'm glad
that I've explained it to you.
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But I was so uncomfortable
at the fire pit.
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You don't even understand,
I felt like I was gonna be sick!
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Nah, I feel you.
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And you lot were all laughing,
and I was like, "Oh, my God!"
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I don't want her
to be feeling upset about anything.
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So it's not that he has
to choose her in the challenge,
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but don't make her feel like
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she's looking like a bit of a mug,
you know?
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I'm just... It's just funny to me,
do you know what I mean?
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It's week one, so I feel like...
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I prefer stuff like this to happen
earlier on before I'm, like, deep.
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Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Mm.
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Oh, no.
What?
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Can I chat to you, Mimii?
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I'll be real, yeah.
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As we sit down, right now,
I'm not really in the mood to chat.
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Obviously, I just didn't want to
say it in front of her.
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I understand that, like, but,
like, I'm not here to, like...
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I know, but...
..argue with you...
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No, no, no.
..or do any of that.
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There's none of that.
There's none of that.
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I get that you don't wanna have
this conversation right now. Yeah.
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But I'm not gonna go to bed
with all of this, like, on my head
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or leave you having a headache
as well or having to overthink.
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Mm, I don't have a headache.
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OK, not a headache,
having to overthink whatever
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that you're overthinking.
It's not that I'm overthinking.
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Like, for me...
So, what is it? I don't know.
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Like, this is what I don't really
wanna speak about it right now.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Because I'm still trying to process
what I'm feeling.
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OK, so you don't wanna have this
conversation right now? Not really.
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OK. Yeah?
Mm. Nice.
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IAIN:
Joey loves dishing out advice.
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Last week, Joey told me how to
install a gas cooker on my own.
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And this week, Joey told me
how to claim on insurance
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when your kitchen
mysteriously explodes.
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Come on, let's go.
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We're going for a catch up,
me and you. Yeah?
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Right, see you in a bit, my friend.
See you.Can you help?
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What do you want help with?
What advice can you give to me?
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Do you want me to give you
some more advice?Yeah.
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I think, yeah, right,
this is what you should do.
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We all know what you're thinking,
don't we?
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Mm, Ronnie.
Yeah.
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But I don't wanna hurt anyone. Who
do you think you're gonna hurt?
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Jess. What about
if Jess takes Ronnie, then?
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Who's upset then? You?
Yeah. Exactly.
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Yeah, do you know, actually,
one of us is gonna be upset.
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So at the end of the day, you've
got to fight for what you want.
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Can I pull Harriett a chat, quick?
Fucking hell, bro.
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He's pulling Harriett now.
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Anyway, I was actually about to
give you the advice,
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is I think you need to
get to know him.OK.
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Yeah?Can I grab you?
Yeah, go on. No remorse.
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Thank you, Joey.
Do what you gotta do.
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I appreciate it.
No problem.
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Where do you wanna go?
Where do YOU wanna go?
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Hideaway. What?
Do you wanna go?
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Are you joking?
Yeah or no?
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He's taking her to the Hideaway.
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Guys.
What?
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He's took her to the Hideaway.
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Shock (!) Do you wanna stand
outside it and bang on the door?
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Nah, he can do what he wants.
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# If you wanna go
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# You and I can go all night
And stay awake till dawn... #
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IAIN STIRLING:
Ronnie's taken Harriett
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to the Hideaway retreat.
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The all-new Hideaway retreat's
got it all - a giant bed,
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a cupboard full of sex toys,
a hot tub.
234
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:08,069
Er, Harriett, anything I've missed?
235
00:12:08,109 --> 00:12:09,469
There's a swing.
What?
236
00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:11,269
Yeah, look.
Oh, shit.
237
00:12:11,309 --> 00:12:14,709
That's a bit mad, innit?
I know.
238
00:12:14,749 --> 00:12:19,549
I don't know
if I like swings or not.
239
00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:20,829
Yeah, no, obviously...
240
00:12:20,869 --> 00:12:24,229
the challenge was a bit mad
and that, wasn't it?
241
00:12:24,269 --> 00:12:26,309
Yeah.
242
00:12:26,349 --> 00:12:29,589
So I thought I'd just take you out
and see...
243
00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:32,269
See.
..see what's what.
244
00:12:32,309 --> 00:12:34,029
Erm... yeah.
245
00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:38,549
I feel like... it's kind of, like,
progress in the right direction,
246
00:12:38,589 --> 00:12:40,469
but obviously...
247
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,869
I know that, well, obviously,
you're still in a couple with Jess,
248
00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:46,109
and... you know.
Mm.
249
00:12:46,149 --> 00:12:51,509
Interesting.
Yeah.
250
00:12:51,549 --> 00:12:53,709
He understands that he's messed up,
like, he does understand that.
251
00:12:53,749 --> 00:12:55,069
That's good.
252
00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:57,149
But it would take proving that now.
Yeah.
253
00:12:57,189 --> 00:12:59,029
So...
But then what's this?
254
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,949
He'll probably kiss her.
255
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,909
Fuck off.
He will, I reckon.
256
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,069
Fuck off. Well, that's not...
I think he probably will.
257
00:13:06,109 --> 00:13:10,069
Fuck off.
Do you not think?
258
00:13:10,109 --> 00:13:11,789
Obviously I am with Jess coupled up,
but... Mm.
259
00:13:11,829 --> 00:13:14,109
She knows that I want
to get to know you.
260
00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:16,109
Mm.
You want to get to know me.
261
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:18,509
Yeah.
Fancy me a little bit.
262
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,469
You know I fancy you.
HE LAUGHS
263
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,349
I fancied you since the beginning.
264
00:13:23,389 --> 00:13:25,109
# If you think I'm pretty
Lay your hands on me
265
00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:28,549
# Now you can't stop
Thinking about it... #
266
00:13:28,589 --> 00:13:29,749
Like, we had a good kiss.
267
00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:31,149
And you know,
we had to do it twice, so...
268
00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:35,709
Shall we do it three times?
269
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,709
# If you think I'm pretty
Lay your hands on me
270
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:41,949
# Now you can't stop
Thinking about it
271
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,829
# I get the feeling
That you're bad for me
272
00:13:44,869 --> 00:13:50,869
# But I can't stop
Thinking about it... #
273
00:13:50,909 --> 00:13:52,589
Like, I'm a little bit shocked
at this.
274
00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:54,429
GIGGLES
275
00:13:54,469 --> 00:13:55,749
We'll see.
276
00:13:55,789 --> 00:13:57,429
Well, that's gonna be
an awkward one in bed, innit?
277
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,149
Yeah, isn't it just?
278
00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:00,869
Tell you what, though,
if you if he does kiss her...
279
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:04,269
Nah.
Yeah, that's Romeo done for sure.
280
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,869
Shall we keep this between us,
or...?
281
00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:07,949
I want to be straight with her.
Obviously, it's not nice to hear.
282
00:14:07,989 --> 00:14:10,749
OK.
283
00:14:10,789 --> 00:14:12,469
You all good, though?
Yeah, all good.
284
00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:14,229
I'm you happy brought me in here.
285
00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:18,269
This is all a bit much.
I know, literally.
286
00:14:18,309 --> 00:14:19,749
Imagine they stay there.
287
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:24,189
They won't.
288
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:27,669
We'll see.
289
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,749
Obviously I would love to stay
in here with you.
290
00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:31,229
I don't think we can.
No.
291
00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:32,749
No.
292
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,549
That is so rogue.
Rogue.
293
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:37,229
That is too rogue.
294
00:14:37,269 --> 00:14:38,589
He's a little dog if he does it.
295
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,029
He can kiss my fucking arsehole
if he does it.
296
00:14:41,069 --> 00:14:42,229
SHE LAUGHS
297
00:14:42,269 --> 00:14:43,309
From what I can imagine,
298
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,909
they're having a chat,
and that's it.
299
00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:46,869
As soon as he comes out,
he's getting pulled anyway, so...
300
00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:49,389
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.
301
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:55,229
OK, shall we go back now?
Mm-hm.
302
00:14:59,429 --> 00:15:01,149
Right.
Ready? Yeah.
303
00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:04,589
God, I've never kissed so much,
ever.
304
00:15:20,069 --> 00:15:21,669
She's got the... She's got the...
Ronnie!
305
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:23,469
What?
Come here.
306
00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:26,229
DRAMATIC GASP
307
00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:28,389
JOEY:No. Why have you done that?
308
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,669
Go over here.
309
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:33,549
This don't look good.
310
00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:35,069
Did you just kiss her then?
Huh?
311
00:15:35,109 --> 00:15:36,709
Did you just kiss her?
Yeah.
312
00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,149
SHE SCOFFS
313
00:15:38,189 --> 00:15:42,109
She's kissed him.Oh, my God,
no, why has he done that?
314
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:45,789
Did you pull... Who pulled who
for a Hideaway then? You? Yeah.
315
00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:49,549
BITTER CHUCKLE
Are you actually taking the piss?
316
00:15:49,589 --> 00:15:51,389
No.
317
00:15:51,429 --> 00:15:53,749
He's sleeping... He's definitely on
the daybed tonight, mate. Shut up!
318
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:56,189
What did I have a conversation
with you the other day to say?
319
00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,909
What do you mean? What, don't kiss?
I said... Yeah, and if you do,
320
00:15:58,949 --> 00:16:02,189
come and warn me first before you
go and do something like that.
321
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,909
Oh, yeah? And you've literally
just pulled me there,
322
00:16:03,949 --> 00:16:06,429
half-arsed apology,
and then gone and done that.
323
00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:10,309
Do you understand how that looks?
I should have pulled you, yeah.
324
00:16:10,349 --> 00:16:12,989
I just didn't think,
after the challenge and that.
325
00:16:13,029 --> 00:16:17,229
Inviting her in there, cheap.
She's fucking cheap and all.
326
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:22,269
I've been honest with you.
I want to get to know you and her.
327
00:16:22,309 --> 00:16:23,989
And obviously, yes,
I've had a kiss with her, but...
328
00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:27,429
It's not closing off anything,
is it?
329
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,429
I think the way you've done that
with me now...
330
00:16:29,469 --> 00:16:31,269
I should have pulled you, yeah.
The respectful thing is
331
00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:33,549
you should have pulled the first,
telling me you wanted to do that.
332
00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:35,869
You've not, so now, in the space of
24 hours, you disrespected me again.
333
00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:39,669
You just make me look like an idiot,
cos I don't think
334
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,829
you've got fucking a backbone,
to be honest. If you don't, like...
335
00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:43,909
I don't think you're honest
with what you actually want.
336
00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:47,749
I'm just saying to you that I do
still want to get to know you both.
337
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,629
But the thing is, though, now,
the priority there for me
338
00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:52,669
is your priority is more
with her than me. It's not, though.
339
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:55,309
That's what you're making me
feel like.
340
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,749
We spent the same amount of time
together, both of us. Me and you...
341
00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,989
You're comparing
what you've spent with me,
342
00:17:00,029 --> 00:17:01,709
same time you spent with her?
343
00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:03,789
Well, yeah, from today, yeah,
I've spent a lot of time with her.
344
00:17:03,829 --> 00:17:05,989
More than me!
You're not spoken to me once today.
345
00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:07,749
No, I don't mean like that.
I'm saying I'm starting...
346
00:17:07,789 --> 00:17:09,509
You had two conversations
with each other in two days.
347
00:17:09,549 --> 00:17:11,709
I'm starting to spend more time
with her. And you're comparing
348
00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,629
what we've been together,
you're comparing the same thing
349
00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:15,389
that me and you have got
with what you and her have got.
350
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:21,069
# And if you don't love me now
You will never love me again
351
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:26,709
# I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain... #
352
00:17:26,749 --> 00:17:28,269
If that's the case,
crack on with that, mate.
353
00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:30,749
Fucking embarrassing, both of you.
354
00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:34,909
# If you don't love me now
You will never love me again
355
00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:37,629
# I can still hear you saying... #
356
00:17:37,669 --> 00:17:39,629
You OK?Yeah, it's embarrassing,
the pair of them.
357
00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:43,349
# You will never break the chain
Never break the chain. #
358
00:17:43,389 --> 00:17:45,149
He's kissed her, then?
Yeah, he has, yeah.
359
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,629
I didn't know that
that was gonna happen.
360
00:17:52,749 --> 00:17:54,669
It's fucking embarrassing.
What did he say? He kissed her?
361
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,149
He said, "I kissed her."
Why has she done it?
362
00:17:56,189 --> 00:17:58,509
Why? Why do you think she's done it?
She's desperate.
363
00:17:58,549 --> 00:18:00,269
She's loving it, though.
364
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:02,149
I'm sorry. I have not overreacted,
have I? No. Not at all.
365
00:18:02,189 --> 00:18:06,669
It's an audacity, innit?
What did he say? What was he like?
366
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,909
Nothing, really. I don't want a boy.
367
00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:11,069
I want a man
who knows what he wants, so...
368
00:18:11,109 --> 00:18:13,069
I'm proper... I'm just so confused.
369
00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:22,869
Babe...
Don't speak to me, please.
370
00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:24,989
I didn't know that was gonna happen.
371
00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:27,069
But you could have had a decision,
and you didn't have to kiss him
372
00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:29,189
at that moment. But you did.
And that's fine. It's on him.
373
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:30,989
I can kiss him.
Yeah, course you can.
374
00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:32,549
But it's not about you.
It's about me and him.
375
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,949
And do you know what?
I was about to...
376
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,669
We were gonna speak to you
straight away.
377
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,469
I don't want both of you
speaking to me. I'm not a child.
378
00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:40,149
I don't want your pity party.
Hold on a minute. Whoa.
379
00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:44,149
I didn't mean together.
I meant I was going to speak to you.
380
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,029
Yeah, that's fine.
That's what I was gonna do.
381
00:18:46,069 --> 00:18:48,189
Crack on with him.
I don't want a boy. I want a man.
382
00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:50,789
I am sorry, Jess.
I didn't know that...
383
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,149
You don't need to apologise to me.
384
00:18:53,189 --> 00:18:55,069
No, but genuinely.
Yeah, thank you.
385
00:18:55,109 --> 00:18:57,429
It's not you. It's him.
Do you know what I mean?
386
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,389
It's him that owes respect to me.
You've got no loyalty to me.
387
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,149
It's him that's got loyalties to me.
388
00:19:02,189 --> 00:19:03,869
Well, I have got loyalties to you,
obviously.
389
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,989
Well, if you did, you wouldn't have
kissed him.
390
00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:10,229
Well, how would you have wanted me
to deal with that situation?
391
00:19:10,269 --> 00:19:11,709
I'd have just gone,
"Look, I'm not kissing you
392
00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:13,909
"while you're in that situation
with Jess."
393
00:19:13,949 --> 00:19:15,909
And I completely get that,
but obviously, I...
394
00:19:15,949 --> 00:19:17,989
Like, I feel like...
Just let her be annoyed.
395
00:19:18,029 --> 00:19:20,549
It's not about you right now.
It's about me being annoyed.
396
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:22,989
But I am sorry. I know,
and I appreciate your apology,
397
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,469
but right now, it's about me
being upset. It's not about you.
398
00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:27,309
You've got a kiss.
It's not about you.
399
00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:29,789
But thank you for your apology.
400
00:19:29,829 --> 00:19:31,509
Yeah. That's a good place
to leave it, I think. Yeah.
401
00:19:31,549 --> 00:19:35,429
Just know it's not aimed at you.
402
00:19:35,469 --> 00:19:37,829
# Said I was the love
Of your life... #
403
00:19:37,869 --> 00:19:40,429
IAIN: Ronnie suffers from
an unfortunate medical condition.
404
00:19:40,469 --> 00:19:43,949
When he knows he's behaving badly,
he does a horse impression.
405
00:19:43,989 --> 00:19:45,829
Pfft.
406
00:19:45,869 --> 00:19:47,189
Of course I wanted to kiss him.
I fancy him.
407
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,589
I've made it so obvious
from the beginning
408
00:19:48,629 --> 00:19:50,869
that I actually did fancy Ronnie.
I've always said that.
409
00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:53,469
# So what if it's 2053?
410
00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:57,389
# I'll still think of you
And you'll still think of me... #
411
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,269
Got a feeling I should just
sleep outside tonight, innit?
412
00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:02,029
To give her some space
and go from there with it.
413
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:04,549
Tomorrow will be an interesting one.
414
00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:06,189
# Part of me regret
I didn't do it with you?
415
00:20:06,229 --> 00:20:12,469
# 2053, I've got another man
And a happy family... #
416
00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:14,029
You all right?
Can we talk in the morning?
417
00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:16,149
Yeah.
Cos I feel like... Yeah.
418
00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:25,149
Night, everyone.
Night, gorge.
419
00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:28,669
Night, all.
Night, Harriett.
420
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:29,749
We'll talk in the morning.
421
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,789
# Part of me regret
I didn't do it with you?
422
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:35,469
# Tell me, will I be
423
00:20:35,509 --> 00:20:38,549
# Tell me, will you be
424
00:20:38,589 --> 00:20:44,709
# Tell me, will we be the same
In 2053? #
425
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,709
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to
the Love Island wax museum,
426
00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:06,989
home to incredible
life-size replicas
427
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:08,149
of all your favourite Islanders.
428
00:21:08,189 --> 00:21:12,669
There's Ayo, Joey, Jess.
Samantha, and Ronnie.
429
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,229
They're just sleeping,
I'm having a laugh.
430
00:21:14,269 --> 00:21:17,149
# Knows just how
To take control... #
431
00:21:17,189 --> 00:21:19,589
Mate, that party went off!
432
00:21:19,629 --> 00:21:23,469
# Somebody who can go there... #
433
00:21:23,509 --> 00:21:27,109
Was someone kissing in here
last night just as we went to sleep?
434
00:21:27,149 --> 00:21:31,509
She can't keep her hands off me.
LAUGHTER
435
00:21:31,549 --> 00:21:35,469
# Cos training season's over... #
436
00:21:35,509 --> 00:21:42,669
Who took who to the Hideaway?
Ronnie took Harriett.
437
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,429
# Are you on my team?
438
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:49,789
# Or stuck on the sidelines waiting
For someone to tell you to go... #
439
00:21:49,829 --> 00:21:53,149
Wonder how Ronnie slept.
I hope it was shit.
440
00:21:53,189 --> 00:21:55,909
# You should know I
441
00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:59,829
# Need someone to hold me close
Deeper than I've ever known
442
00:21:59,869 --> 00:22:02,349
# Whose love feels like a rodeo... #
443
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,589
You were a bit upset. I wanted to
speak to you about that, obviously.
444
00:22:05,629 --> 00:22:09,469
He sort of just implied it's more
me, do you know what I mean? Right.
445
00:22:09,509 --> 00:22:13,269
And I don't think that's fair on you
because we're friends.
446
00:22:13,309 --> 00:22:15,189
And he hasn't said that to me.
447
00:22:15,229 --> 00:22:17,429
Not here for triangle,
like, that's not me at all.
448
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,829
Hope you're OK, my girl.
449
00:22:19,869 --> 00:22:22,829
Hiya.
As promised.
450
00:22:22,869 --> 00:22:24,869
Aw, thank you.
You're welcome.
451
00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:27,349
Sean made me a coffee, how cute.
452
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:31,389
# Training season's over. #
453
00:22:31,429 --> 00:22:34,549
So, I tried to chat to Mimii
by the fire pit last night,
454
00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:37,189
and, like, somewhat clear the air.
455
00:22:37,229 --> 00:22:39,149
She was not trying to hear it.
No? No.
456
00:22:39,189 --> 00:22:42,109
At the end of the day, as much as
I do like the girl, like, bro,
457
00:22:42,149 --> 00:22:45,349
she's class, I do like Uma as well.
Yeah, man.
458
00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:49,389
Like, as shit as it sounds,
I've got to... not juggle the two,
459
00:22:49,429 --> 00:22:54,549
but, like, balance it out in a way
where... see who's on what.
460
00:22:54,589 --> 00:22:57,469
Do you think you'll have a chat
with Ayo today, or...?
461
00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,429
I'm not in a rush
to have a chat to him.
462
00:22:59,469 --> 00:23:01,069
If he wants to have a chat,
we'll have a chat,
463
00:23:01,109 --> 00:23:03,469
but I don't want really to be
involved in a triangle,
464
00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:05,349
do you know what I mean?
Cos that's where it'll be heading.
465
00:23:05,389 --> 00:23:07,549
Me being in the situation
for any longer,
466
00:23:07,589 --> 00:23:09,949
I'm gonna get hurt
at the end of the day, so...Yeah.
467
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,669
I'm not gonna put myself
in that situation.
468
00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:14,909
Just annoying that
everything's in my face.Yeah.
469
00:23:14,949 --> 00:23:20,029
But, no, no, I'm fine.
But what about the new boy? Yeah.
470
00:23:20,069 --> 00:23:23,309
He's literally gonna get all my time
now, do you know what I mean?
471
00:23:23,349 --> 00:23:25,109
He's your type, isn't he?
Yeah, he is.
472
00:23:25,149 --> 00:23:27,709
You're not coming in here
to get your time wasted. Exactly.
473
00:23:27,749 --> 00:23:31,349
If some... anyone, yeah,
takes you in the Hideaway
474
00:23:31,389 --> 00:23:33,749
or anywhere round this villa
right now and kisses you,
475
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:36,189
that's not your fault.
476
00:23:36,229 --> 00:23:38,389
I wasn't gonna say,
"Hold on a minute, no..."
477
00:23:38,429 --> 00:23:40,669
Even though I've already kissed him
in the challenge.
478
00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:44,029
"..I don't wanna kiss you."
Like...Obviously not.
479
00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:46,469
I mean, to be honest, though, like,
480
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:51,069
I didn't think
he would take it to that...
481
00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:53,229
You know... Level.
Level, to, like, snog you.
482
00:23:53,269 --> 00:23:56,069
But I just think
everyone in here is like,
483
00:23:56,109 --> 00:23:58,069
"Go do your thing,
get to know them."
484
00:23:58,109 --> 00:24:00,029
And then when it actually
comes to it, they're like,
485
00:24:00,069 --> 00:24:01,829
"Oh, my God!"
And I'm like, "But you said..."
486
00:24:01,869 --> 00:24:04,669
One thing doing it and one thing
seeing it, do you know what I mean?
487
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,709
But, like,
I think everyone needs to chill out.
488
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:08,909
Like, everyone needs to explore,
and then when someone explores,
489
00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:11,349
everyone's, like, all guns blazing.
Like, it's just ridiculous.
490
00:24:11,389 --> 00:24:13,829
Like, which one is it?
I know.
491
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,829
Did you have chats with Ayo
last night about...? Yeah, we spoke.
492
00:24:16,869 --> 00:24:19,189
What did you say to him?
493
00:24:19,229 --> 00:24:20,909
He's expressed to me
that he's sort of feeling like,
494
00:24:20,949 --> 00:24:22,789
"I don't know what I've done wrong."
495
00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,789
She's upset for a reason.
There's a reason she's upset.
496
00:24:24,829 --> 00:24:26,349
You might not have intended
to do it,
497
00:24:26,389 --> 00:24:27,909
but at the end of the day,
you've upset somebody,
498
00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:30,549
and I think sometimes, when you try
so hard not to upset somebody,
499
00:24:30,589 --> 00:24:33,589
you end up not being honest.
500
00:24:33,629 --> 00:24:35,789
What's going on?
Hi, honey.Hi.
501
00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:38,149
You all right?
Loving this Brazilian number, man.
502
00:24:38,189 --> 00:24:39,709
Oh, thanks, babe.
She looks good, doesn't she?
503
00:24:39,749 --> 00:24:41,389
Thanks, baby.
She does.
504
00:24:41,429 --> 00:24:43,429
Last night was...
interesting, wasn't it?
505
00:24:43,469 --> 00:24:45,509
Just intense.
Intense, innit?
506
00:24:45,549 --> 00:24:48,149
This morning, like, you cut the
tension with a knife. Yeah. Yeah.
507
00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:52,269
Yeah, how you feeling?
Me? Do you know what it is, like,
508
00:24:52,309 --> 00:24:54,709
I genuinely am...
I'm genuinely fine.
509
00:24:54,749 --> 00:24:57,069
Like, I'm not upset, the fact
they've kissed. Like, I'm open.
510
00:24:57,109 --> 00:24:59,709
If I was really upset about it,
I would say. Yeah.
511
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,909
I'm embarrassed.
Like, he's bruised my ego,
512
00:25:01,949 --> 00:25:04,669
because he's apologised...
That's what it is, innit, ego.
513
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,709
Yeah, he's apologised to me, he's
then gone and kissed somebody else.
514
00:25:07,749 --> 00:25:09,869
Like, it's the wrong timing.
Like, what does that apology mean?
515
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:11,829
For me, I feel like it was
a half-arsed apology.
516
00:25:11,869 --> 00:25:14,269
Like, had he have apologised to me
and then today done something,
517
00:25:14,309 --> 00:25:16,509
it wouldn't have been so bad.
But on the same night...
518
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,949
If he thinks he can wait all day
today again today
519
00:25:18,989 --> 00:25:21,589
to pull me for a chat and apologise,
he can think again.
520
00:25:21,629 --> 00:25:24,229
Harriett, shall we go
for a chat, love?
521
00:25:24,269 --> 00:25:26,549
Yeah.
Yeah? Ugh!
522
00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:29,269
Are we OK?Yeah, just wanted to
come and clear the air with you,
523
00:25:29,309 --> 00:25:32,149
because I don't want you to feel,
like, left out or isolated,
524
00:25:32,189 --> 00:25:34,749
because I would never want anybody
to feel that way. That's not...
525
00:25:34,789 --> 00:25:37,669
I'm not a mean person,
I would never want you to do that.
526
00:25:37,709 --> 00:25:40,349
No, I know you're not.But I
don't... And my anger is not...
527
00:25:40,389 --> 00:25:42,069
And my frustration
is not aimed towards you.
528
00:25:42,109 --> 00:25:43,749
Like, at the end of the day,
you like the boy.
529
00:25:43,789 --> 00:25:46,109
If he sticks it on you,
you're not gonna say no.
530
00:25:46,149 --> 00:25:47,509
Me and you aren't, like,
the bestest friends,
531
00:25:47,549 --> 00:25:49,909
so I wouldn't expect you to have
a loyalty to me in that sense.
532
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,469
So I don't want you to feel
that I feel
533
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,109
any certain kind of way about it.
534
00:25:53,149 --> 00:25:55,069
The level of disrespect
has come from him,
535
00:25:55,109 --> 00:25:57,549
in the sense that he's not even
apologised within two hours,
536
00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:00,029
he's taken you into a Hideaway.
537
00:26:00,069 --> 00:26:02,669
Like, I think he could pick
better timings.
538
00:26:02,709 --> 00:26:08,229
Who pulled who?
Jess pulled Harriett.
539
00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:11,589
Sweet. What are you gonna do
if a bombshell comes in?
540
00:26:11,629 --> 00:26:14,189
Fucked, in't I, if that happens?
And she's just your type, to a tee.
541
00:26:14,229 --> 00:26:16,829
Oh!
She's a vision, she's a goddess.
542
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:19,829
I'm fucked.
543
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:22,589
Couple up... I feel like
I've just got to deal with the fact
544
00:26:22,629 --> 00:26:26,669
that every girl that comes in
is gonna "make Joey happy".
545
00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:28,589
"He's mine."
No, he's not mine.
546
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,029
Take him to the terrace tonight
and be like,
547
00:26:30,069 --> 00:26:32,229
"Would you be my boyfriend?"
THEY LAUGH
548
00:26:32,269 --> 00:26:39,029
"Will you be the father of my kids?
Will you be my boyfriend, Joey?"
549
00:26:39,069 --> 00:26:40,909
Just be careful with what he says,
because...
550
00:26:40,949 --> 00:26:43,989
But I think the boy
doesn't really know what he wants,
551
00:26:44,029 --> 00:26:48,109
so I just think be mindful of that.
552
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,069
I feel like Jess was, like,
a little bit patronising
553
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,669
in the situation.
Like, she was trying to be like,
554
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:54,429
"I don't want you to feel isolated,
I don't want you to feel alone."
555
00:26:54,469 --> 00:26:58,429
And I was kind of like, "I don't.
I know I have friends in the villa."
556
00:26:58,469 --> 00:27:00,349
I don't agree with some
of the comments she's made.
557
00:27:00,389 --> 00:27:03,349
But no, there's no tension
between us.
558
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:06,669
Jessica, do you want to?
Yeah, come on, love.
559
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:18,429
Ooh, look at that fine specimen!
HE LAUGHS
560
00:27:18,469 --> 00:27:22,389
Yeah, last night wasn't great
to obviously do.
561
00:27:22,429 --> 00:27:24,829
I think poor choice, like,
poor timing again.
562
00:27:24,869 --> 00:27:27,309
Like, everyone then sees you
pulling her into the Hideaway.
563
00:27:27,349 --> 00:27:29,429
Like, realistically, did that need
to be the night for that? No.
564
00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:31,709
My anger and my frustration
is towards you
565
00:27:31,749 --> 00:27:34,349
for the way you've made me feel
twice now in, like, 24 hours.
566
00:27:34,389 --> 00:27:36,629
Obviously, where I've spent a little
bit more time with her and that,
567
00:27:36,669 --> 00:27:40,429
like, I don't know,
I just feel like...
568
00:27:40,469 --> 00:27:44,869
it's the same how I'm feeling
with you now. Know what I mean?
569
00:27:44,909 --> 00:27:47,309
Yeah.
It's a bit of a hard one to explain,
570
00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:51,709
but I just want to, obviously, now,
moving forward, if we do, like,
571
00:27:51,749 --> 00:27:57,549
I'll be honest with you and, like,
speak to you more about things.
572
00:27:57,589 --> 00:27:59,429
And obviously,
I want to spend time with you
573
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,709
not talking about shit like this.
This is what I mean, Ron.
574
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:03,709
Actually spending time with you.
For me, it's like,
575
00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:05,709
actions speak louder than words.
You can say all this,
576
00:28:05,749 --> 00:28:08,909
but I'll tell you, I'm not an idiot.
I'll take your apology
577
00:28:08,949 --> 00:28:12,029
and move with it, as long as you
understand why I'm upset. I do.
578
00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:14,749
I think you probably do.
You've kissed her now,
579
00:28:14,789 --> 00:28:16,869
and I think if you kiss her again
before you've made your mind up,
580
00:28:16,909 --> 00:28:19,109
then I think it's a liberty, cos
I won't be kissing you again now
581
00:28:19,149 --> 00:28:22,029
until you've, like, got to know
both of us. Yeah, I feel you.
582
00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:24,629
Kissed her again, then it's kind of
like, yeah, that's me done.
583
00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:29,069
But yeah.
We're moving. Yeah?
584
00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:33,069
Say sorry one more time.
Pfft. Sorry.
585
00:28:33,109 --> 00:28:35,749
And then kiss my feet,
and then we're done?
586
00:28:35,789 --> 00:28:38,309
THEY LAUGH
Nah.
587
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,789
What did you get this scar off?
Celebrity Juice.
588
00:28:40,829 --> 00:28:43,589
SHE LAUGHS
Was it actually?
589
00:28:43,629 --> 00:28:45,629
Yeah.
Who was on the episode with you?
590
00:28:45,669 --> 00:28:50,829
Keith Lemon.
Obviously. I love him.
591
00:28:50,869 --> 00:28:54,949
And a few others little bods.
Go on, name-drop, I wanna know.
592
00:28:54,989 --> 00:28:57,109
I can't name-drop.
Why?! I want to know.
593
00:28:57,149 --> 00:29:00,869
I just can't. It's too much.
SHE LAUGHS
594
00:29:00,909 --> 00:29:02,269
Does it never, like,
annoy you, though,
595
00:29:02,309 --> 00:29:04,589
you know, like, when you first
come on, like, the TV scene,
596
00:29:04,629 --> 00:29:08,869
and, like, they took the piss
out of you for like, being ditzy?
597
00:29:08,909 --> 00:29:11,789
Yeah, but you got to think, yeah...
That was your persona.
598
00:29:11,829 --> 00:29:15,149
It was, but it was also true.
Like, I looked at it like a gift.
599
00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:17,709
It's made you, like, who you are.
That's what I'm saying.
600
00:29:17,749 --> 00:29:20,989
It's who I am. And it's so good
that I had that mentality,
601
00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:23,149
And I knew myself. As a kid,
I knew I wasn't clever.
602
00:29:23,189 --> 00:29:25,829
I didn't look and be like, "I wanna
be clever like everyone else, man."
603
00:29:25,869 --> 00:29:27,829
Like it didn't affect me.
But I'm gonna try my best,
604
00:29:27,869 --> 00:29:29,989
I'm gonna be the best that I can be.
Yeah.
605
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:31,589
And that's exactly what I did,
and that's why,
606
00:29:31,629 --> 00:29:33,389
even when I talk to, like,
kids and that, I always say,
607
00:29:33,429 --> 00:29:35,309
"Just all you can do
is try your best."
608
00:29:35,349 --> 00:29:36,869
My dad, like, brought me up up
very well. Yeah.
609
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,309
To, like, always be kind.
You know what I mean?
610
00:29:39,349 --> 00:29:42,069
Treat people the way you want
to be treated?I respect that, yeah.
611
00:29:42,109 --> 00:29:44,629
That's why my dad's my hero,
for sure. That's cute.
612
00:29:44,669 --> 00:29:47,589
Yeah. You're dead close
to your sister, aren't you?
613
00:29:47,629 --> 00:29:49,989
Yeah, yeah. She looked after me
my whole life, do not mean? Yeah.
614
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:52,949
Since I was a kid. She looks at me
like a little brother,
615
00:29:52,989 --> 00:29:55,069
but really, I'm not really
that little. Well, obviously.
616
00:29:55,109 --> 00:29:58,069
You know what I mean?
But they still look at me like that.
617
00:29:58,109 --> 00:30:01,309
You're still the younger brother.
Yeah, so protective.
618
00:30:01,349 --> 00:30:03,269
IAIN STIRLING:
Omar's chatting to Patsy.
619
00:30:03,309 --> 00:30:05,309
Omar's a PE teacher. I did that
once.
620
00:30:05,349 --> 00:30:08,469
I showed people how to film stuff as
though the camera was someone's
621
00:30:08,509 --> 00:30:10,309
eyes.
622
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:13,509
Oh, no, hang on, I was a POV
teacher.
623
00:30:13,549 --> 00:30:15,349
You and Mimii last night,
was you, like, chatting a bit,
624
00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:18,709
or just go straight to sleep?
Nah, we spoke a little bit. Yeah.
625
00:30:18,749 --> 00:30:20,949
Just nice, obviously, like,
obviously,
626
00:30:20,989 --> 00:30:22,629
you are in the same room
with somebody, so it is good
627
00:30:22,669 --> 00:30:24,749
to have, like, that conversation.
Yeah. Yeah, get to know.
628
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:29,229
You get that little personal time,
more than other people, I guess.
629
00:30:29,269 --> 00:30:31,789
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Not me, jealous.
630
00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:34,829
Not you, jealous. Do you reckon we
could both fit in that single bed?
631
00:30:34,869 --> 00:30:39,589
I might... I might push you out.
I might push you.
632
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,949
What are you like,
like, with dating and that?
633
00:30:41,989 --> 00:30:44,589
Where are you taking me
if we're going on a date?
634
00:30:44,629 --> 00:30:48,029
We'll do an activity first. OK.
I'm an activities man. Nice.
635
00:30:48,069 --> 00:30:50,669
Then we'll go to a nice, like,
bar-restaurant after.
636
00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:52,349
Yeah, a few drinks.
Yeah, man.
637
00:30:52,389 --> 00:30:55,789
OK.
Good chat.
638
00:30:57,469 --> 00:30:59,029
No, I'm liking getting to know you.
639
00:30:59,069 --> 00:31:00,709
I want to get to know you
a bit more. I wanna, like...
640
00:31:00,749 --> 00:31:02,309
We'll defo have
some more conversations, cos...
641
00:31:02,349 --> 00:31:03,469
I just want to know more about you.
642
00:31:03,509 --> 00:31:05,589
I thought, OK, come on. Let's try
and take this to the next level.
643
00:31:05,629 --> 00:31:07,589
I feel like hopefully Omar gives me
a little bit more in future,
644
00:31:07,629 --> 00:31:12,429
but he gave me enough,
he gave me enough, I'll run with it.
645
00:31:12,469 --> 00:31:14,229
How are you feeling? You OK?
646
00:31:14,269 --> 00:31:18,069
Yeah, I think I'm OK,
but it's just a bit difficult.
647
00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:20,429
Yeah.
Because I do like him.
648
00:31:20,469 --> 00:31:22,749
Don't think, like, you should
shut yourself off
649
00:31:22,789 --> 00:31:24,429
away from him completely,
650
00:31:24,469 --> 00:31:27,349
cos it's like you still have
that connection from day one.
651
00:31:27,389 --> 00:31:30,109
Don't forget now, obviously I know
someone else has come in,
652
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,469
but this is maybe
the test you needed,
653
00:31:32,509 --> 00:31:35,469
because I don't think
you should hold back.
654
00:31:35,509 --> 00:31:37,189
It's just weird being in it.
Trust me, yeah.
655
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,069
It's just jarring,
656
00:31:39,109 --> 00:31:41,469
cos every time I see him,
I just want to cuddle him.
657
00:31:41,509 --> 00:31:43,349
I look at him, I'm thinking, "Mmm."
658
00:31:43,389 --> 00:31:44,749
Yeah, but you shouldn't
hold yourself back
659
00:31:44,789 --> 00:31:45,829
if that's the way you feel.
660
00:31:45,869 --> 00:31:46,989
I do think he feels the same
as well.
661
00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:49,469
I think his head's
a bit scrambled over it,
662
00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:51,349
because he does really like you
as well.
663
00:31:51,389 --> 00:31:53,429
Yeah.
664
00:31:53,469 --> 00:31:54,989
But he's not told me that,
d'you know what I mean?
665
00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:56,749
I don't think you should
shut yourself off completely
666
00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:58,309
away from that, though.
We'll see what happens.
667
00:31:58,349 --> 00:32:00,189
I think as well when you come
in here, you vibed so well.
668
00:32:00,229 --> 00:32:04,189
Yeah, that's the thing.
You can't hide that at all.
669
00:32:04,229 --> 00:32:06,509
You can see it,
and you can still see it.
670
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:08,069
You can still see
that there is a vibe there,
671
00:32:08,109 --> 00:32:10,269
so I just think maybe you should
explore it a bit more
672
00:32:10,309 --> 00:32:13,349
and see, you know?
673
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:18,229
# I'm spinning around the room... #
674
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,429
IAIN: It's been
a tough day in there.
675
00:32:19,469 --> 00:32:20,869
Do you know what we need
to lighten the mood?
676
00:32:20,909 --> 00:32:23,109
A bit of dancing.
Nicole, give me some twerking.
677
00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:28,709
Brilliant.
And Joey, give me some flossing.
678
00:32:28,749 --> 00:32:30,349
No, I meant that dance...
679
00:32:30,389 --> 00:32:32,469
d'you know what,
I can't even be bothered explaining.
680
00:32:32,509 --> 00:32:35,949
# I'm feeling more and more... #
681
00:32:35,989 --> 00:32:37,389
What are we going for tonight, boys?
682
00:32:37,429 --> 00:32:39,229
I think I might go
for the all-black ting.
683
00:32:39,269 --> 00:32:40,629
I'm going for a black shirt, bro.
684
00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:42,149
Navy and cream.
685
00:32:42,189 --> 00:32:43,389
I just want to be in a relationship.
686
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:46,229
I just want a boyfriend
who loves me.
687
00:32:46,269 --> 00:32:49,229
# In my head all the time,
There's a party in my mind
688
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:52,749
# I can't sleep at night.
All my thoughts, they multiply
689
00:32:52,789 --> 00:32:56,349
# In my head all the time... #
690
00:32:56,389 --> 00:32:57,909
You look stunning, babe.
691
00:32:57,949 --> 00:33:00,949
You actually look like everything
I ever want to look like in my life.
692
00:33:00,989 --> 00:33:04,389
What you saying, big dog?
Who are you feeling?
693
00:33:04,429 --> 00:33:08,149
I literally just seeing
what's working, bruv.
694
00:33:08,189 --> 00:33:10,389
You all right, babes?
695
00:33:12,789 --> 00:33:15,189
Do you feel like something is off?
696
00:33:15,229 --> 00:33:16,269
It's fucking weird.
697
00:33:16,309 --> 00:33:19,229
# I can't sleep at night
All my thoughts, they multiply
698
00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:23,189
# In my head all the time
There's a party in my mind
699
00:33:23,229 --> 00:33:24,989
# I can't sleep at night... #
700
00:33:25,029 --> 00:33:26,669
Every man, get in this photo.
701
00:33:26,709 --> 00:33:29,789
# In my head all the time
There's a party in my mind... #
702
00:33:29,829 --> 00:33:32,549
WHOOPING
703
00:33:38,749 --> 00:33:40,949
Cheers to everyone
for having a good night, hopefully.
704
00:33:40,989 --> 00:33:44,829
A drama-free night, too.
And to everyone looking slamming.
705
00:33:44,869 --> 00:33:46,429
So cheers.
706
00:33:46,469 --> 00:33:50,309
# There's a party in my mind. #
707
00:33:50,349 --> 00:33:51,869
Nicole, come the sun deck, darling.
708
00:33:51,909 --> 00:33:55,989
Yes, gorge girl.
709
00:33:58,349 --> 00:34:00,589
Oh, the fucking stress!
710
00:34:00,629 --> 00:34:03,669
Let's get it started.
What are you thinking?
711
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,629
I just don't know,
d'you know what I mean?
712
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:09,069
Hmm.
Hmm.
713
00:34:09,109 --> 00:34:10,509
I don't know
whether I'm vibing with it.
714
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,109
Hmm.
715
00:34:12,149 --> 00:34:13,909
I know, like, what I want, like.
716
00:34:13,949 --> 00:34:15,509
I want a lad to be like,
"Get here, you!"
717
00:34:15,549 --> 00:34:16,949
and throw his arm round me.
718
00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:20,309
You know what I mean?
I'm just not getting that.
719
00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:22,109
What's going on over there?
720
00:34:22,149 --> 00:34:23,709
Honestly, I don't know.
I really don't know.
721
00:34:23,749 --> 00:34:28,069
I do not understand what is going on
in Samantha's head.
722
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,389
I think he does really like you,
though.
723
00:34:29,429 --> 00:34:31,389
I do think he does like you.
Oh!
724
00:34:31,429 --> 00:34:32,469
I think he liked me
725
00:34:32,509 --> 00:34:34,029
because I'm the only one in here
there is to like.
726
00:34:34,069 --> 00:34:35,469
D'you know what I mean?
727
00:34:35,509 --> 00:34:37,869
And I just feel like
if there was someone else in here
728
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,789
that more his type...
729
00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:44,349
Would he move?
730
00:34:44,389 --> 00:34:46,909
They're like besties in here,
though.
731
00:34:46,949 --> 00:34:49,669
Every time I talk to you,
she's getting really bothered.
732
00:34:49,709 --> 00:34:51,549
What? Really?
733
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:53,589
Let me give you advice.
This doesn't go anywhere, yeah?
734
00:34:53,629 --> 00:34:54,789
OK, yeah.
735
00:34:54,829 --> 00:34:55,709
Promise?
Promise.
736
00:34:55,749 --> 00:34:57,669
I think that she thinks maybe
737
00:34:57,709 --> 00:35:03,189
you're not being too, like,
touchy with her, like, I don't know.
738
00:35:03,229 --> 00:35:04,269
You know what it is?
739
00:35:04,309 --> 00:35:05,749
It's cos I don't really
want to give off, like,
740
00:35:05,789 --> 00:35:07,269
the wrong intentions,
d'you know what I mean?
741
00:35:07,309 --> 00:35:12,029
Honestly, I sort of feel
the same way with her sometimes.
742
00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:13,109
I think he does like you, though.
743
00:35:13,149 --> 00:35:14,549
If she goes and shit-stirs now
744
00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:16,109
and says what I said
in that fucking bedroom...
745
00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:18,269
if she does, I'll fucking flip.
746
00:35:18,309 --> 00:35:19,629
LAUGHTER
747
00:35:19,669 --> 00:35:22,109
Girl chat.
Because it's down to me to tell him,
748
00:35:22,149 --> 00:35:23,669
so she goes now
and starts shit-stirring,
749
00:35:23,709 --> 00:35:25,269
it will cause murder.
750
00:35:25,309 --> 00:35:26,509
What, is she with him now?
751
00:35:26,549 --> 00:35:27,829
I'll speak to him my fucking self.
752
00:35:27,869 --> 00:35:29,269
She doesn't need to speak to him
for me.
753
00:35:29,309 --> 00:35:30,989
Mm.
754
01:11:12,849 --> 01:11:15,609
# Because I'll remember
755
01:11:15,649 --> 01:11:23,249
# The hardest of the times
I don't forget... #
756
01:11:23,289 --> 01:11:24,329
IAIN: Samantha's concerned
757
01:11:24,369 --> 01:11:26,369
that there's very little
physical touch in the relationship,
758
01:11:26,409 --> 01:11:29,809
which means either, A, there's
no sexual chemistry between them
759
01:11:29,849 --> 01:11:32,249
or, B, they're married.
760
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,689
I'm fine about you and Harriett,
but I just don't get me and you.
761
01:11:34,729 --> 01:11:36,569
What?
Yeah.
762
01:11:36,609 --> 01:11:40,209
Like, one of our first
conversations, I was like,
763
01:11:40,249 --> 01:11:41,329
"What are you like as a fella?"
764
01:11:41,369 --> 01:11:43,809
And you were like,
"I'm proper PDA," and all that.
765
01:11:43,849 --> 01:11:46,289
I am, like,
on you as much as you are on me.
766
01:11:46,329 --> 01:11:47,969
I always come over to you.
767
01:11:48,009 --> 01:11:50,769
But you're saying that about the
cuddling, and this and that. Yeah.
768
01:11:50,809 --> 01:11:52,569
It ain't just me.
I cuddle you in bed, though.
769
01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:54,729
I cuddle you.
I lean over for the cuddles.
770
01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:57,289
Do you know what I mean?
For, what, three minutes? Exactly.
771
01:11:57,329 --> 01:11:59,289
And I've cuddled you
for about three minutes.
772
01:11:59,329 --> 01:12:02,969
We've had some little cuddles.
It's baby steps. That's the truth.
773
01:12:03,009 --> 01:12:06,169
But you told me you're normally PDA,
full steam ahead, and all that,
774
01:12:06,209 --> 01:12:08,929
so in my head, I'm thinking,
"He's not like that with me."
775
01:12:08,969 --> 01:12:11,529
I'm not being funny or nothing,
but you are Joey Essex,
776
01:12:11,569 --> 01:12:13,489
so I know for a fact girls...
Like, I know what girls are like.
777
01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:15,609
Do you know what I mean?
I'm one myself.
778
01:12:15,649 --> 01:12:17,209
They're gonna go,
"Oh, Joey Essex is in there."
779
01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:19,489
So they're just gonna be like,
"Right, let's get on Joey Essex."
780
01:12:19,529 --> 01:12:23,009
They are, Joe. I'm not stupid.
Do you know what I mean?
781
01:12:23,049 --> 01:12:24,729
If someone is with me
for that reason,
782
01:12:24,769 --> 01:12:29,049
because I'm Joey Essex, yeah...
Mm. ..that's not for me.
783
01:12:29,089 --> 01:12:33,889
Mm-hm.
I promise you. That is not for me.
784
01:12:33,929 --> 01:12:35,689
What do you think about me?
Do you think I'm like that?
785
01:12:35,729 --> 01:12:36,929
You go on a bit
about this whole thing,
786
01:12:36,969 --> 01:12:39,969
which is like... I'm just like,
"Please, like, give me a break."
787
01:12:40,009 --> 01:12:42,849
I'm in here
trying to, like, be Joey,
788
01:12:42,889 --> 01:12:45,929
and you keep bringing it up.
But it is the truth, though.
789
01:12:45,969 --> 01:12:48,169
It's not the truth.
It doesn't matter.
790
01:12:48,209 --> 01:12:51,849
Behind closed doors, I am just Joey.
I know you are, and I know Joey.
791
01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,489
Exactly. That's what I mean.
792
01:12:53,529 --> 01:12:55,249
Everyone in here is
getting to know me for me,
793
01:12:55,289 --> 01:12:59,409
so if someone rocks in here
and goes, "Oh, there's Joey Essex,"
794
01:12:59,449 --> 01:13:03,449
like, I'll be like,
"Ugh, please, no."
795
01:13:03,489 --> 01:13:04,849
I don't want that.
OK.
796
01:13:04,889 --> 01:13:07,409
But I'd like to think
I'm your number one.
797
01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:10,609
THEY LAUGH
798
01:13:10,649 --> 01:13:16,049
Do you know what I mean?
799
01:13:16,089 --> 01:13:17,409
IAIN: Omar's chatting
to Patsy again.
800
01:13:17,449 --> 01:13:19,769
Omar's a PE teacher.
I did that once.
801
01:13:19,809 --> 01:13:22,969
I made sure movies didn't have
too much sex or swearing
802
01:13:23,009 --> 01:13:25,329
so they were suitable
for people under the age of 12.
803
01:13:25,369 --> 01:13:29,769
Oh, no, hang on. I was a PG teacher!
804
01:13:29,809 --> 01:13:31,169
Do you know what?
It's been a busy day, man.
805
01:13:31,209 --> 01:13:32,209
Have you had a good day?
Yeah.
806
01:13:32,249 --> 01:13:34,009
Hopefully not too good,
cos I've not really been there.
807
01:13:34,049 --> 01:13:36,249
Mm. Hello.
808
01:13:36,289 --> 01:13:38,089
One thing I like about you
is your eye contact.
809
01:13:38,129 --> 01:13:40,729
I think my I contact is, like,
really flirty.
810
01:13:40,769 --> 01:13:43,089
You can never be too flirty with me.
811
01:13:43,129 --> 01:13:45,529
Ever.
Never ever? No.
812
01:13:45,569 --> 01:13:48,489
Since I've been here, I think
you've defo, like, caught my eye.
813
01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:51,249
And our conversations
have actually been really good.
814
01:13:51,289 --> 01:13:53,889
Yeah, I've enjoyed them.
The more I chat to you, like...
815
01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:56,929
I thought you was attractive as soon
as you walked in, anyway. Did you?
816
01:13:56,969 --> 01:14:00,249
Yeah. What kind of girl
are you used to dating?
817
01:14:00,289 --> 01:14:02,689
Confident girls.
Confident girls? That's perfect.
818
01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:05,169
A girl that knows themselves.
That's perfect. A bit funny.
819
01:14:05,209 --> 01:14:07,209
Mm.
A bit flirty.
820
01:14:07,249 --> 01:14:09,609
Quite sexy.
Yeah. Mm. Quite...
821
01:14:09,649 --> 01:14:12,529
I'm not the right girl for you then.
I'm too sexy.
822
01:14:12,569 --> 01:14:14,409
I can't be quite...
You're TOO sexy?
823
01:14:14,449 --> 01:14:15,809
I can't be QUITE sexy.
824
01:14:15,849 --> 01:14:17,649
Hello!
SHE LAUGHS
825
01:14:17,689 --> 01:14:19,529
There is a lot of eye contact
with Patsy.
826
01:14:19,569 --> 01:14:21,129
'I don't know how to put it.'
827
01:14:21,169 --> 01:14:23,849
'She just enjoys
being a bit on the edge,
828
01:14:23,889 --> 01:14:25,769
'like, play with fire
kind of thing.'
829
01:14:25,809 --> 01:14:28,729
I've defo...
Her head's defo on a swivel.
830
01:14:28,769 --> 01:14:36,209
She's defo caught an eye for me,
which is... which is nice to know.
831
01:14:36,249 --> 01:14:38,009
How are you getting on?
What's going through your head?
832
01:14:38,049 --> 01:14:39,529
I'm just chilling, to be honest.
833
01:14:39,569 --> 01:14:40,569
Yeah?
I'm good.
834
01:14:40,609 --> 01:14:42,449
What about you?
I'm sweet, I'm good.
835
01:14:42,489 --> 01:14:44,529
Yeah?
I'm good.
836
01:14:44,569 --> 01:14:45,769
Good.
I don't know...
837
01:14:45,809 --> 01:14:50,809
For me, I don't think I've been,
like, unclear with you at all.
838
01:14:50,849 --> 01:14:52,249
Mm.
839
01:14:52,289 --> 01:14:54,049
But I don't feel
like I've come to you
840
01:14:54,089 --> 01:14:55,809
and lied about anything in a sense.
Mm.
841
01:14:55,849 --> 01:14:58,209
So, like, it's a bit interesting
to me,
842
01:14:58,249 --> 01:15:02,209
but that situation with Uma,
in a couple with the girl,
843
01:15:02,249 --> 01:15:05,489
and naturally, being in that couple,
844
01:15:05,529 --> 01:15:08,369
I am literally in a situation
to get to know the girl more.
845
01:15:08,409 --> 01:15:10,729
Mm.
So I'm gonna explore that.
846
01:15:10,769 --> 01:15:12,809
For me, it's like,
obviously seeing that...
847
01:15:12,849 --> 01:15:14,809
Yeah, I feel you.
..we just crossed paths,
848
01:15:14,849 --> 01:15:17,129
and it's like... Mm!
849
01:15:17,169 --> 01:15:19,369
Fair enough,
let me just take a step back
850
01:15:19,409 --> 01:15:21,049
and remove myself
from the situation,
851
01:15:21,089 --> 01:15:23,049
cos like, every time I look at you,
I just want to give you a hug,
852
01:15:23,089 --> 01:15:24,969
and you know what I mean?
I want to give you a cuddle.
853
01:15:25,009 --> 01:15:26,769
You should do that, though.
Mm! Don't say that!
854
01:15:26,809 --> 01:15:30,249
I don't think it's my place
to do that.
855
01:15:30,289 --> 01:15:32,449
Why? If you see me
and you want to hug me, I'm here.
856
01:15:32,489 --> 01:15:36,249
I haven't told nobody
in this building
857
01:15:36,289 --> 01:15:38,489
that I'm closed off.
Mm.
858
01:15:38,529 --> 01:15:40,449
And like, I still enjoy you
and your company.
859
01:15:40,489 --> 01:15:45,809
Someone's gonna get hurt
at the end of the day.
860
01:15:45,849 --> 01:15:47,969
It's going to be a triangle.
I don't do that stuff.
861
01:15:48,009 --> 01:15:50,009
I don't do triangles, babe.
Yeah.
862
01:15:50,049 --> 01:15:51,849
I actually don't do that.
I hear you.
863
01:15:51,889 --> 01:15:53,369
Because the thing is with me,
I know my worth,
864
01:15:53,409 --> 01:15:55,969
and I know what I bring
to the table,
865
01:15:56,009 --> 01:15:57,569
you know what I mean?
100%.
866
01:15:57,609 --> 01:16:01,329
So if you'd rather go there,
that fine.
867
01:16:01,369 --> 01:16:03,569
IAIN: Sean's been unlucky in love
so far with Nicole and Harriett,
868
01:16:03,609 --> 01:16:06,289
but the Candyman's
gonna keep on trying,
869
01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:08,129
cos like he always says,
870
01:16:08,169 --> 01:16:10,889
where there's a will,
there's a Milky Way.
871
01:16:10,929 --> 01:16:12,489
How you been?
872
01:16:12,529 --> 01:16:14,049
Yeah, good, you know.
I've had a nice day today.
873
01:16:14,089 --> 01:16:16,689
I feel like... air was cleared
that need to be cleared, and just...
874
01:16:16,729 --> 01:16:17,889
Yeah?
875
01:16:17,929 --> 01:16:20,009
I'm just here to have a good time,
do you know what I mean?
876
01:16:20,049 --> 01:16:21,649
Yeah, of course.
877
01:16:21,689 --> 01:16:23,929
What I have, well,
obviously it's early days with you,
878
01:16:23,969 --> 01:16:26,729
like, I'm buzzing about it,
like, I want to chat to you.
879
01:16:26,769 --> 01:16:29,129
Yeah.
I want to spend time with you.
880
01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:30,729
I think you're gorgeous.
881
01:16:30,769 --> 01:16:32,609
I don't think
you are appreciated enough,
882
01:16:32,649 --> 01:16:34,529
and I feel like
you need to know that,
883
01:16:34,569 --> 01:16:36,369
and I want to be the guy
that gives you that attention,
884
01:16:36,409 --> 01:16:39,169
and I feel like we're both
genuinely humble, like.
885
01:16:39,209 --> 01:16:41,369
Yeah, 100%.
That's what we're here for.
886
01:16:41,409 --> 01:16:42,929
Come on, let's get married.
887
01:16:42,969 --> 01:16:44,849
Shall we... Do you want to just
propose to me now?
888
01:16:44,889 --> 01:16:46,289
Get on your hands and knees,
and say it.
889
01:16:46,329 --> 01:16:47,329
LAUGHTER
890
01:16:47,369 --> 01:16:48,329
TEXT ALERT
Ooh!
891
01:16:48,369 --> 01:16:49,489
I've got a text!
892
01:16:49,529 --> 01:16:51,009
Oh, shit.
893
01:16:51,049 --> 01:16:54,089
Oh, fuck.
894
01:16:56,689 --> 01:16:59,169
"Can all Islanders gather
round the fire pit immediately?"
895
01:16:59,209 --> 01:17:03,009
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Ah, we don't it!
896
01:17:03,049 --> 01:17:05,169
Oh, my God!
897
01:17:05,209 --> 01:17:08,649
# So you gotta come catch me
If you can
898
01:17:08,689 --> 01:17:16,969
# I won't just let you win
You better find yourself a new plan
899
01:17:17,009 --> 01:17:22,809
# So you gotta come catch me
If you can
900
01:17:22,849 --> 01:17:28,369
# Let the games begin
I'm not gonna hide
901
01:17:28,409 --> 01:17:33,329
# I'm making moves, yeah
So you gotta come catch me. #
902
01:17:33,369 --> 01:17:43,369
TEXT ALERT
903
01:17:47,409 --> 01:17:49,489
"Mimii and Omar,
as you are both single,
904
01:17:49,529 --> 01:17:55,409
"you now have a decision to make."
905
01:17:55,449 --> 01:18:05,449
# Can I forget you?
Will I get used to sleeping alone? #
906
01:18:09,729 --> 01:18:12,129
TEXT ALERT
907
01:18:12,169 --> 01:18:16,329
"Please stand in front
of the fire pit."
908
01:18:16,369 --> 01:18:26,369
# Don't want to get used to
Dancing alone
909
01:18:26,809 --> 01:18:34,169
# Love was my shoreline
I stare myself blind
910
01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:41,249
# Now was not our time
No, I let you down. #
911
01:18:54,929 --> 01:19:02,769
# I don't believe in no devil
Cos I done raised this hell
912
01:19:02,809 --> 01:19:10,249
# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... #
TEXT ALERT
913
01:19:10,289 --> 01:19:13,369
"To be on Love Island,
you must be in a couple."
914
01:19:13,409 --> 01:19:19,089
TEXT ALERT
915
01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:22,729
"You can either couple up
with each other...
916
01:19:22,769 --> 01:19:28,129
"or each steal one Islander
of your choice."
917
01:19:28,169 --> 01:19:35,169
# I was born, born ready
I was born, born ready. #
918
01:19:35,209 --> 01:19:41,329
"Please head to the mini fire pit
to discuss your decision."
919
01:19:41,369 --> 01:19:44,289
# Don't let the walls cave in on you
920
01:19:44,329 --> 01:19:48,489
# We can't live on
Live on without you... #
921
01:19:48,529 --> 01:19:52,689
Let's chat.
922
01:19:57,009 --> 01:20:00,929
You first.
HE HUFFS
923
01:20:00,969 --> 01:20:04,209
Well, obviously, at the moment,
I feel like we are getting along.
924
01:20:04,249 --> 01:20:08,129
I deffo think I fancy you.
Mm-hm.
925
01:20:08,169 --> 01:20:17,729
And I deffo wanna see if things
can go further between us.
926
01:20:21,169 --> 01:20:23,089
Other than me,
is there anyone else you feel like
927
01:20:23,129 --> 01:20:28,649
you would be happy to be coupled up
with at the moment, right now?
928
01:20:28,689 --> 01:20:30,849
What do you think?
No, I'm asking you.
929
01:20:30,889 --> 01:20:36,529
No, about you, though.
For me, it's between you and Ayo.
930
01:20:36,569 --> 01:20:38,409
Yeah, but if you steal Ayo, then...
931
01:20:38,449 --> 01:20:45,369
It's either I couple up
with Uma or Patsy,
932
01:20:45,409 --> 01:20:49,689
and I don't know which one.
933
01:20:55,849 --> 01:20:57,289
It's hard for me now,
934
01:20:57,329 --> 01:20:59,369
cos it's almost like
I'm fighting my head and my heart.
935
01:20:59,409 --> 01:21:02,769
Because I could actually just steal
Ayo right now. Mm-hm.
936
01:21:02,809 --> 01:21:04,689
OK, well, do you feel like he is...
937
01:21:04,729 --> 01:21:06,609
He still has the same energy
for you?
938
01:21:06,649 --> 01:21:08,129
Yeah, he's just told me right now.
939
01:21:08,169 --> 01:21:12,089
OK. That makes everything different.
940
01:21:20,169 --> 01:21:21,089
WHISPERING:OK.
I don't know.
941
01:21:21,129 --> 01:21:22,409
I don't know, I don't know,
942
01:21:22,449 --> 01:21:29,529
WHISPERING:I don't know.
943
01:21:29,569 --> 01:21:32,689
You're telling me, mate.
I don't know.
944
01:21:32,729 --> 01:21:36,249
OMAR PUFFS
945
01:21:36,289 --> 01:21:42,609
WHISPERING:I'm fucked. Just fucked.
946
01:21:42,649 --> 01:21:44,369
What will be will be.
947
01:21:44,409 --> 01:21:50,889
# Where's your head at? #
948
01:21:54,529 --> 01:21:56,849
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
949
01:21:56,889 --> 01:22:03,569
# Bad, bad, bad
950
01:22:03,609 --> 01:22:05,769
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
951
01:22:05,809 --> 01:22:08,649
# Bad... #
952
01:22:10,609 --> 01:22:16,689
TEXT ALERT
953
01:22:16,729 --> 01:22:19,009
Mimii and Omar,
it's now time to make your decision.
954
01:22:19,049 --> 01:22:25,849
# Bad, bad, bad
955
01:22:25,889 --> 01:22:30,809
# God forbid, I'm,
God forbid, I'm... #
956
01:22:30,849 --> 01:22:34,529
I think our decision...
957
01:22:34,569 --> 01:22:37,489
has been a tough one.
958
01:22:37,529 --> 01:22:40,049
# I could play nice
And just fall into line
959
01:22:40,089 --> 01:22:43,089
# But you won't give me the time
960
01:22:43,129 --> 01:22:46,849
# God forbid, I'm,
God forbid, I'm... #
961
01:22:46,889 --> 01:22:48,529
We went back-and-forth
with our options
962
01:22:48,569 --> 01:22:51,649
and, like he said, it wasn't easy,
963
01:22:51,689 --> 01:22:55,929
but I think it's best
for the both of us to kind of, like,
964
01:22:55,969 --> 01:22:57,689
see what could come with it.
965
01:22:57,729 --> 01:23:14,969
So we have decided to...
966
01:23:15,009 --> 01:23:17,169
Steal.
967
01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:19,129
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
968
01:23:19,169 --> 01:23:22,689
# Baby, I'm bad! Oh-oh-oh
# Bad, bad
969
01:23:22,729 --> 01:23:27,009
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
970
01:23:27,049 --> 01:23:32,929
# Bad, oh, ba-a-ad
# Bad, bad
971
01:23:32,969 --> 01:23:35,809
# Oh, ba-a-ad
972
01:23:35,849 --> 01:23:38,969
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
# Baby, I'm bad!
973
01:23:39,009 --> 01:23:44,129
# Bad. #
974
01:23:44,369 --> 01:23:44,449
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