# Shot through the heart And you're to blame
# Darling, you give love A bad name... #
IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...
Omar. Mimii. Nice to meet you.
..temptations...
You're looking really nice tonight. You can keep smiling if you want.
As long as you're looking for love, we're looking for love together.
Get a grip, mate.
There's obviously something there. I know. I think so, too.
Honestly, he's a little rat.
I'm not doing any more love triangles. It looks like you are.
I am very much interested in you.
That night, it would have been for you. You're beautiful.
# You give love a bad name... #
..and revelations.
"Snog the Islander you think is 100% your type on paper."
# Shot through the heart And you're to blame
# Darling, you give love A bad name. #
Tonight...
Hideaway. What? Do you wanna go?
He's took her to the Hideaway.
..there's suspicions...
Tell you what, if he does kiss her... nah.
I've fancied you since the beginning.
..and decisions.
TEXT ALERT Mimii and Omar.
"You can either couple up with each other
"or each steal one Islander of your choice."
IAIN: It's time for the Balloon Dares Part Deux,
and if you're wondering how they blow up their balloons,
they just hold them in front of the mic
while I'm recording the voiceover.
I'm going to go for Mimii.
Oh! Hey!
Might as well. Damn!
"Snog the Islander you think is a game player."
Hey, you don't know anyone. That's hard, man.
THEY LAUGH
Are you joking? I'm only messing.
I'm being sarcastic. I'm winding you up.
Go on.
Hey. Oh!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Nicole's the most genuine one in here.
I don't mean that. I don't mean that. Yeah, yeah.
I don't mean that, by the way.
# Take the shackles off my feet... #
Yeah, I'm gonna choose Sean, cos I think he deserves a bit of love!
Yes, come on!
CHEERING
Argh! Get on me, girl!
LAUGHTER
Come on! Come on! OK. Ready?
CHEERING
Nah, nah, nah. Oh!
# Take the shackles off my feet So I can dance... #
"Snog the two Islanders you think are most attracted to you."
Ooh! Oh, interesting.
All right, all right, all right. Come on.
SHE LAUGHS
# I'm gonna praise you... #
That's enough. I'm sorry!
Sorry, sorry. And I'm gonna go with you.
# I just wanna praise you
# Just wanna praise you I'm gonna praise you... #
THEY LAUGH I didn't see it, but I heard it.
He stood up and went, "Mmm." So, like, I...
And I didn't mean to laugh in his face like that.
I felt so bad. Argh!
Ronnie.
# I think you might love me... #
I'm gonna jump. What? No, she's not.
# Every time I leave You come a little closer... #
"Snog an Islander outside of your couple
"that you think is the sexiest."
There's sexier geezers here than me. Apparently not.
I feel like that was an easy one for me,
and I think that Ronnie knew I was gonna kiss him.
So... thoroughly enjoyed that kiss.
# No, you can't tell... #
Come on, Samantha. Come on.
What are we doing? Cos you've got to think of the dress, love.
Well, it'll probably be easier if you lay down.
SAM LAUGHS
Joey, don't hurt me, love.
LAUGHTER
Oh!
LAUGHTER
"Snog the girl who you would want to share a bed with
"if you weren't with your partner."
Go on, big man. I don't even know.
Go on, just do it. It's a game. Not arsed.
Oh, Joey, it's not that funny, love. Just pick someone.
Er... Oh, mate, it's so...
Joey, just pick someone. It's boring now.
Come on. I'm starving. I want my pizza. Just pick someone.
Shit. I can't, man.
Ah, shit!
# And you can't tie her down... #
Sorry. She's my girl.
# Says she's gonna party all night All night
# And you can't change her... #
Nah. Fair play. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just a game.
I'm not bothered. I'd neck Jess as well.
Mate, I actually might neck her.
Oh, nah! I didn't know what to do. I was thinking, do I kiss myself?
Do I pretend and maybe, like, kiss the flamingo?
But lose their game, don't ever play this at home! Ever!
# She runs her own world... #
WHISPERING: Oh, she's fuming! She's fuming!
Whoa... Why? Like... She knows...
# And you can't change her... #
Oh, mate.
# Can't tame her. #
The game's over.
I'm not saying Mimii was unhappy that Ayo kissed Uma,
but she did ask producers if her dare could be,
"Pick a boy, stick his head down the toilet, and flush repeatedly."
That whole game, though, for me...
Yeah. I'm throwing the towel in, mate.
She obviously didn't want it to come out like that, I don't think.
Well... even if it didn't come out like that,
it was gonna come out eventually. Do you know what I mean? Mm.
Better sooner than later for me, I think.
Honestly, they can carry on getting to know each other.
Like, I'm, I have to worry about me.
Like, that's it for me, do you know what I mean? Mm, mm.
I think he has been a bit of a fraud, to be honest. Fair.
Honestly, like, I'm not gonna make this into a big thing.
I'm simply just gonna remove myself from the situation. Yeah, whatever.
UMA:I just wanted to, like, talk to you about a couple of things.
AYO:Cool. So, erm...
Obviously, I know that you've got really good intentions,
do you know what I mean?
And I know that you don't do anything with, like, bad intent.
But then I think, like, throughout the day,
obviously we've gotten a lot closer,
and we've had, like, a really good day.
I don't want her to be feeling like a mug in the situation.
Put it like this, yeah?
Whatever I told Mimii in confidence, I can tell you the same thing. Yeah.
I told the girl things like, "I'm getting to know you..."
Yeah. And it's things like,
"We're still getting to know each other..." Yeah.
And of course, "I still like you," and all of these other things,
and, "I still have an interest." Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those things have not changed.
I spent time with you today because I wanted to. Yeah.
And I enjoyed your company, because I do. Yeah.
That simple. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's no left and right to it. It's straight. Yeah.
If there's something I'm missing that needs to be said to you,
then I'll say it.
But it's just, like, before we had our first kiss,
I wanted to sort of clear the air, do you know what I mean?
It should be out of, like,
a situation where we both were excited for it,
not where it feels like there's,
like, an elephant in the room that needs to be discussed. Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean by that? Yeah.
I'm glad that I've explained it to you.
But I was so uncomfortable at the fire pit.
You don't even understand, I felt like I was gonna be sick!
Nah, I feel you.
And you lot were all laughing, and I was like, "Oh, my God!"
I don't want her to be feeling upset about anything.
So it's not that he has to choose her in the challenge,
but don't make her feel like
she's looking like a bit of a mug, you know?
I'm just... It's just funny to me, do you know what I mean?
It's week one, so I feel like...
I prefer stuff like this to happen earlier on before I'm, like, deep.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Mm.
Oh, no. What?
Can I chat to you, Mimii?
I'll be real, yeah.
As we sit down, right now, I'm not really in the mood to chat.
Obviously, I just didn't want to say it in front of her.
I understand that, like, but, like, I'm not here to, like...
I know, but... ..argue with you...
No, no, no. ..or do any of that.
There's none of that. There's none of that.
I get that you don't wanna have this conversation right now. Yeah.
But I'm not gonna go to bed with all of this, like, on my head
or leave you having a headache as well or having to overthink.
Mm, I don't have a headache.
OK, not a headache, having to overthink whatever
that you're overthinking. It's not that I'm overthinking.
Like, for me... So, what is it? I don't know.
Like, this is what I don't really wanna speak about it right now.
Do you know what I mean?
Because I'm still trying to process what I'm feeling.
OK, so you don't wanna have this conversation right now? Not really.
OK. Yeah? Mm. Nice.
IAIN: Joey loves dishing out advice.
Last week, Joey told me how to install a gas cooker on my own.
And this week, Joey told me how to claim on insurance
when your kitchen mysteriously explodes.
Come on, let's go.
We're going for a catch up, me and you. Yeah?
Right, see you in a bit, my friend. See you.Can you help?
What do you want help with? What advice can you give to me?
Do you want me to give you some more advice?Yeah.
I think, yeah, right, this is what you should do.
We all know what you're thinking, don't we?
Mm, Ronnie. Yeah.
But I don't wanna hurt anyone. Who do you think you're gonna hurt?
Jess. What about if Jess takes Ronnie, then?
Who's upset then? You? Yeah. Exactly.
Yeah, do you know, actually, one of us is gonna be upset.
So at the end of the day, you've got to fight for what you want.
Can I pull Harriett a chat, quick? Fucking hell, bro.
He's pulling Harriett now.
Anyway, I was actually about to give you the advice,
is I think you need to get to know him.OK.
Yeah?Can I grab you? Yeah, go on. No remorse.
Thank you, Joey. Do what you gotta do.
I appreciate it. No problem.
Where do you wanna go? Where do YOU wanna go?
Hideaway. What? Do you wanna go?
Are you joking? Yeah or no?
He's taking her to the Hideaway.
Guys. What?
He's took her to the Hideaway.
Shock (!) Do you wanna stand outside it and bang on the door?
Nah, he can do what he wants.
# If you wanna go
# You and I can go all night And stay awake till dawn... #
IAIN STIRLING: Ronnie's taken Harriett
to the Hideaway retreat.
The all-new Hideaway retreat's got it all - a giant bed,
a cupboard full of sex toys, a hot tub.
Er, Harriett, anything I've missed?
There's a swing. What?
Yeah, look. Oh, shit.
That's a bit mad, innit? I know.
I don't know if I like swings or not.
Yeah, no, obviously...
the challenge was a bit mad and that, wasn't it?
Yeah.
So I thought I'd just take you out and see...
See. ..see what's what.
Erm... yeah.
I feel like... it's kind of, like, progress in the right direction,
but obviously...
I know that, well, obviously, you're still in a couple with Jess,
and... you know. Mm.
Interesting. Yeah.
He understands that he's messed up, like, he does understand that.
That's good.
But it would take proving that now. Yeah.
So... But then what's this?
He'll probably kiss her.
Fuck off. He will, I reckon.
Fuck off. Well, that's not... I think he probably will.
Fuck off. Do you not think?
Obviously I am with Jess coupled up, but... Mm.
She knows that I want to get to know you.
Mm. You want to get to know me.
Yeah. Fancy me a little bit.
You know I fancy you. HE LAUGHS
I fancied you since the beginning.
# If you think I'm pretty Lay your hands on me
# Now you can't stop Thinking about it... #
Like, we had a good kiss.
And you know, we had to do it twice, so...
Shall we do it three times?
# If you think I'm pretty Lay your hands on me
# Now you can't stop Thinking about it
# I get the feeling That you're bad for me
# But I can't stop Thinking about it... #
Like, I'm a little bit shocked at this.
GIGGLES
We'll see.
Well, that's gonna be an awkward one in bed, innit?
Yeah, isn't it just?
Tell you what, though, if you if he does kiss her...
Nah. Yeah, that's Romeo done for sure.
Shall we keep this between us, or...?
I want to be straight with her. Obviously, it's not nice to hear.
OK.
You all good, though? Yeah, all good.
I'm you happy brought me in here.
This is all a bit much. I know, literally.
Imagine they stay there.
They won't.
We'll see.
Obviously I would love to stay in here with you.
I don't think we can. No.
That is so rogue. Rogue.
That is too rogue.
He's a little dog if he does it.
He can kiss my fucking arsehole if he does it.
SHE LAUGHS
From what I can imagine,
they're having a chat, and that's it.
As soon as he comes out, he's getting pulled anyway, so...
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
OK, shall we go back now? Mm-hm.
Right. Ready? Yeah.
God, I've never kissed so much, ever.
She's got the... She's got the... Ronnie!
What? Come here.
DRAMATIC GASP
JOEY:No. Why have you done that?
Go over here.
This don't look good.
Did you just kiss her then? Huh?
Did you just kiss her? Yeah.
SHE SCOFFS
She's kissed him.Oh, my God, no, why has he done that?
Did you pull... Who pulled who for a Hideaway then? You? Yeah.
BITTER CHUCKLE Are you actually taking the piss?
No.
He's sleeping... He's definitely on the daybed tonight, mate. Shut up!
What did I have a conversation with you the other day to say?
What do you mean? What, don't kiss? I said... Yeah, and if you do,
come and warn me first before you go and do something like that.
Oh, yeah? And you've literally just pulled me there,
half-arsed apology, and then gone and done that.
Do you understand how that looks? I should have pulled you, yeah.
I just didn't think, after the challenge and that.
Inviting her in there, cheap. She's fucking cheap and all.
I've been honest with you. I want to get to know you and her.
And obviously, yes, I've had a kiss with her, but...
It's not closing off anything, is it?
I think the way you've done that with me now...
I should have pulled you, yeah. The respectful thing is
you should have pulled the first, telling me you wanted to do that.
You've not, so now, in the space of 24 hours, you disrespected me again.
You just make me look like an idiot, cos I don't think
you've got fucking a backbone, to be honest. If you don't, like...
I don't think you're honest with what you actually want.
I'm just saying to you that I do still want to get to know you both.
But the thing is, though, now, the priority there for me
is your priority is more with her than me. It's not, though.
That's what you're making me feel like.
We spent the same amount of time together, both of us. Me and you...
You're comparing what you've spent with me,
same time you spent with her?
Well, yeah, from today, yeah, I've spent a lot of time with her.
More than me! You're not spoken to me once today.
No, I don't mean like that. I'm saying I'm starting...
You had two conversations with each other in two days.
I'm starting to spend more time with her. And you're comparing
what we've been together, you're comparing the same thing
that me and you have got with what you and her have got.
# And if you don't love me now You will never love me again
# I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain... #
If that's the case, crack on with that, mate.
Fucking embarrassing, both of you.
# If you don't love me now You will never love me again
# I can still hear you saying... #
You OK?Yeah, it's embarrassing, the pair of them.
# You will never break the chain Never break the chain. #
He's kissed her, then? Yeah, he has, yeah.
I didn't know that that was gonna happen.
It's fucking embarrassing. What did he say? He kissed her?
He said, "I kissed her." Why has she done it?
Why? Why do you think she's done it? She's desperate.
She's loving it, though.
I'm sorry. I have not overreacted, have I? No. Not at all.
It's an audacity, innit? What did he say? What was he like?
Nothing, really. I don't want a boy.
I want a man who knows what he wants, so...
I'm proper... I'm just so confused.
Babe... Don't speak to me, please.
I didn't know that was gonna happen.
But you could have had a decision, and you didn't have to kiss him
at that moment. But you did. And that's fine. It's on him.
I can kiss him. Yeah, course you can.
But it's not about you. It's about me and him.
And do you know what? I was about to...
We were gonna speak to you straight away.
I don't want both of you speaking to me. I'm not a child.
I don't want your pity party. Hold on a minute. Whoa.
I didn't mean together. I meant I was going to speak to you.
Yeah, that's fine. That's what I was gonna do.
Crack on with him. I don't want a boy. I want a man.
I am sorry, Jess. I didn't know that...
You don't need to apologise to me.
No, but genuinely. Yeah, thank you.
It's not you. It's him. Do you know what I mean?
It's him that owes respect to me. You've got no loyalty to me.
It's him that's got loyalties to me.
Well, I have got loyalties to you, obviously.
Well, if you did, you wouldn't have kissed him.
Well, how would you have wanted me to deal with that situation?
I'd have just gone, "Look, I'm not kissing you
"while you're in that situation with Jess."
And I completely get that, but obviously, I...
Like, I feel like... Just let her be annoyed.
It's not about you right now. It's about me being annoyed.
But I am sorry. I know, and I appreciate your apology,
but right now, it's about me being upset. It's not about you.
You've got a kiss. It's not about you.
But thank you for your apology.
Yeah. That's a good place to leave it, I think. Yeah.
Just know it's not aimed at you.
# Said I was the love Of your life... #
IAIN: Ronnie suffers from an unfortunate medical condition.
When he knows he's behaving badly, he does a horse impression.
Pfft.
Of course I wanted to kiss him. I fancy him.
I've made it so obvious from the beginning
that I actually did fancy Ronnie. I've always said that.
# So what if it's 2053?
# I'll still think of you And you'll still think of me... #
Got a feeling I should just sleep outside tonight, innit?
To give her some space and go from there with it.
Tomorrow will be an interesting one.
# Part of me regret I didn't do it with you?
# 2053, I've got another man And a happy family... #
You all right? Can we talk in the morning?
Yeah. Cos I feel like... Yeah.
Night, everyone. Night, gorge.
Night, all. Night, Harriett.
We'll talk in the morning.
# Part of me regret I didn't do it with you?
# Tell me, will I be
# Tell me, will you be
# Tell me, will we be the same In 2053? #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to the Love Island wax museum,
home to incredible life-size replicas
of all your favourite Islanders.
There's Ayo, Joey, Jess. Samantha, and Ronnie.
They're just sleeping, I'm having a laugh.
# Knows just how To take control... #
Mate, that party went off!
# Somebody who can go there... #
Was someone kissing in here last night just as we went to sleep?
She can't keep her hands off me. LAUGHTER
# Cos training season's over... #
Who took who to the Hideaway? Ronnie took Harriett.
# Are you on my team?
# Or stuck on the sidelines waiting For someone to tell you to go... #
Wonder how Ronnie slept. I hope it was shit.
# You should know I
# Need someone to hold me close Deeper than I've ever known
# Whose love feels like a rodeo... #
You were a bit upset. I wanted to speak to you about that, obviously.
He sort of just implied it's more me, do you know what I mean? Right.
And I don't think that's fair on you because we're friends.
And he hasn't said that to me.
Not here for triangle, like, that's not me at all.
Hope you're OK, my girl.
Hiya. As promised.
Aw, thank you. You're welcome.
Sean made me a coffee, how cute.
# Training season's over. #
So, I tried to chat to Mimii by the fire pit last night,
and, like, somewhat clear the air.
She was not trying to hear it. No? No.
At the end of the day, as much as I do like the girl, like, bro,
she's class, I do like Uma as well. Yeah, man.
Like, as shit as it sounds, I've got to... not juggle the two,
but, like, balance it out in a way where... see who's on what.
Do you think you'll have a chat with Ayo today, or...?
I'm not in a rush to have a chat to him.
If he wants to have a chat, we'll have a chat,
but I don't want really to be involved in a triangle,
do you know what I mean? Cos that's where it'll be heading.
Me being in the situation for any longer,
I'm gonna get hurt at the end of the day, so...Yeah.
I'm not gonna put myself in that situation.
Just annoying that everything's in my face.Yeah.
But, no, no, I'm fine. But what about the new boy? Yeah.
He's literally gonna get all my time now, do you know what I mean?
He's your type, isn't he? Yeah, he is.
You're not coming in here to get your time wasted. Exactly.
If some... anyone, yeah, takes you in the Hideaway
or anywhere round this villa right now and kisses you,
that's not your fault.
I wasn't gonna say, "Hold on a minute, no..."
Even though I've already kissed him in the challenge.
"..I don't wanna kiss you." Like...Obviously not.
I mean, to be honest, though, like,
I didn't think he would take it to that...
You know... Level. Level, to, like, snog you.
But I just think everyone in here is like,
"Go do your thing, get to know them."
And then when it actually comes to it, they're like,
"Oh, my God!" And I'm like, "But you said..."
One thing doing it and one thing seeing it, do you know what I mean?
But, like, I think everyone needs to chill out.
Like, everyone needs to explore, and then when someone explores,
everyone's, like, all guns blazing. Like, it's just ridiculous.
Like, which one is it? I know.
Did you have chats with Ayo last night about...? Yeah, we spoke.
What did you say to him?
He's expressed to me that he's sort of feeling like,
"I don't know what I've done wrong."
She's upset for a reason. There's a reason she's upset.
You might not have intended to do it,
but at the end of the day, you've upset somebody,
and I think sometimes, when you try so hard not to upset somebody,
you end up not being honest.
What's going on? Hi, honey.Hi.
You all right? Loving this Brazilian number, man.
Oh, thanks, babe. She looks good, doesn't she?
Thanks, baby. She does.
Last night was... interesting, wasn't it?
Just intense. Intense, innit?
This morning, like, you cut the tension with a knife. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, how you feeling? Me? Do you know what it is, like,
I genuinely am... I'm genuinely fine.
Like, I'm not upset, the fact they've kissed. Like, I'm open.
If I was really upset about it, I would say. Yeah.
I'm embarrassed. Like, he's bruised my ego,
because he's apologised... That's what it is, innit, ego.
Yeah, he's apologised to me, he's then gone and kissed somebody else.
Like, it's the wrong timing. Like, what does that apology mean?
For me, I feel like it was a half-arsed apology.
Like, had he have apologised to me and then today done something,
it wouldn't have been so bad. But on the same night...
If he thinks he can wait all day today again today
to pull me for a chat and apologise, he can think again.
Harriett, shall we go for a chat, love?
Yeah. Yeah? Ugh!
Are we OK?Yeah, just wanted to come and clear the air with you,
because I don't want you to feel, like, left out or isolated,
because I would never want anybody to feel that way. That's not...
I'm not a mean person, I would never want you to do that.
No, I know you're not.But I don't... And my anger is not...
And my frustration is not aimed towards you.
Like, at the end of the day, you like the boy.
If he sticks it on you, you're not gonna say no.
Me and you aren't, like, the bestest friends,
so I wouldn't expect you to have a loyalty to me in that sense.
So I don't want you to feel that I feel
any certain kind of way about it.
The level of disrespect has come from him,
in the sense that he's not even apologised within two hours,
he's taken you into a Hideaway.
Like, I think he could pick better timings.
Who pulled who? Jess pulled Harriett.
Sweet. What are you gonna do if a bombshell comes in?
Fucked, in't I, if that happens? And she's just your type, to a tee.
Oh! She's a vision, she's a goddess.
I'm fucked.
Couple up... I feel like I've just got to deal with the fact
that every girl that comes in is gonna "make Joey happy".
"He's mine." No, he's not mine.
Take him to the terrace tonight and be like,
"Would you be my boyfriend?" THEY LAUGH
"Will you be the father of my kids? Will you be my boyfriend, Joey?"
Just be careful with what he says, because...
But I think the boy doesn't really know what he wants,
so I just think be mindful of that.
I feel like Jess was, like, a little bit patronising
in the situation. Like, she was trying to be like,
"I don't want you to feel isolated, I don't want you to feel alone."
And I was kind of like, "I don't. I know I have friends in the villa."
I don't agree with some of the comments she's made.
But no, there's no tension between us.
Jessica, do you want to? Yeah, come on, love.
Ooh, look at that fine specimen! HE LAUGHS
Yeah, last night wasn't great to obviously do.
I think poor choice, like, poor timing again.
Like, everyone then sees you pulling her into the Hideaway.
Like, realistically, did that need to be the night for that? No.
My anger and my frustration is towards you
for the way you've made me feel twice now in, like, 24 hours.
Obviously, where I've spent a little bit more time with her and that,
like, I don't know, I just feel like...
it's the same how I'm feeling with you now. Know what I mean?
Yeah. It's a bit of a hard one to explain,
but I just want to, obviously, now, moving forward, if we do, like,
I'll be honest with you and, like, speak to you more about things.
And obviously, I want to spend time with you
not talking about shit like this. This is what I mean, Ron.
Actually spending time with you. For me, it's like,
actions speak louder than words. You can say all this,
but I'll tell you, I'm not an idiot. I'll take your apology
and move with it, as long as you understand why I'm upset. I do.
I think you probably do. You've kissed her now,
and I think if you kiss her again before you've made your mind up,
then I think it's a liberty, cos I won't be kissing you again now
until you've, like, got to know both of us. Yeah, I feel you.
Kissed her again, then it's kind of like, yeah, that's me done.
But yeah. We're moving. Yeah?
Say sorry one more time. Pfft. Sorry.
And then kiss my feet, and then we're done?
THEY LAUGH Nah.
What did you get this scar off? Celebrity Juice.
SHE LAUGHS Was it actually?
Yeah. Who was on the episode with you?
Keith Lemon. Obviously. I love him.
And a few others little bods. Go on, name-drop, I wanna know.
I can't name-drop. Why?! I want to know.
I just can't. It's too much. SHE LAUGHS
Does it never, like, annoy you, though,
you know, like, when you first come on, like, the TV scene,
and, like, they took the piss out of you for like, being ditzy?
Yeah, but you got to think, yeah... That was your persona.
It was, but it was also true. Like, I looked at it like a gift.
It's made you, like, who you are. That's what I'm saying.
It's who I am. And it's so good that I had that mentality,
And I knew myself. As a kid, I knew I wasn't clever.
I didn't look and be like, "I wanna be clever like everyone else, man."
Like it didn't affect me. But I'm gonna try my best,
I'm gonna be the best that I can be. Yeah.
And that's exactly what I did, and that's why,
even when I talk to, like, kids and that, I always say,
"Just all you can do is try your best."
My dad, like, brought me up up very well. Yeah.
To, like, always be kind. You know what I mean?
Treat people the way you want to be treated?I respect that, yeah.
That's why my dad's my hero, for sure. That's cute.
Yeah. You're dead close to your sister, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah. She looked after me my whole life, do not mean? Yeah.
Since I was a kid. She looks at me like a little brother,
but really, I'm not really that little. Well, obviously.
You know what I mean? But they still look at me like that.
You're still the younger brother. Yeah, so protective.
IAIN STIRLING: Omar's chatting to Patsy.
Omar's a PE teacher. I did that once.
I showed people how to film stuff as though the camera was someone's
eyes.
Oh, no, hang on, I was a POV teacher.
You and Mimii last night, was you, like, chatting a bit,
or just go straight to sleep? Nah, we spoke a little bit. Yeah.
Just nice, obviously, like, obviously,
you are in the same room with somebody, so it is good
to have, like, that conversation. Yeah. Yeah, get to know.
You get that little personal time, more than other people, I guess.
Yeah, do you know what I mean? Not me, jealous.
Not you, jealous. Do you reckon we could both fit in that single bed?
I might... I might push you out. I might push you.
What are you like, like, with dating and that?
Where are you taking me if we're going on a date?
We'll do an activity first. OK. I'm an activities man. Nice.
Then we'll go to a nice, like, bar-restaurant after.
Yeah, a few drinks. Yeah, man.
OK. Good chat.
No, I'm liking getting to know you.
I want to get to know you a bit more. I wanna, like...
We'll defo have some more conversations, cos...
I just want to know more about you.
I thought, OK, come on. Let's try and take this to the next level.
I feel like hopefully Omar gives me a little bit more in future,
but he gave me enough, he gave me enough, I'll run with it.
How are you feeling? You OK?
Yeah, I think I'm OK, but it's just a bit difficult.
Yeah. Because I do like him.
Don't think, like, you should shut yourself off
away from him completely,
cos it's like you still have that connection from day one.
Don't forget now, obviously I know someone else has come in,
but this is maybe the test you needed,
because I don't think you should hold back.
It's just weird being in it. Trust me, yeah.
It's just jarring,
cos every time I see him, I just want to cuddle him.
I look at him, I'm thinking, "Mmm."
Yeah, but you shouldn't hold yourself back
if that's the way you feel.
I do think he feels the same as well.
I think his head's a bit scrambled over it,
because he does really like you as well.
Yeah.
But he's not told me that, d'you know what I mean?
I don't think you should shut yourself off completely
away from that, though. We'll see what happens.
I think as well when you come in here, you vibed so well.
Yeah, that's the thing. You can't hide that at all.
You can see it, and you can still see it.
You can still see that there is a vibe there,
so I just think maybe you should explore it a bit more
and see, you know?
# I'm spinning around the room... #
IAIN: It's been a tough day in there.
Do you know what we need to lighten the mood?
A bit of dancing. Nicole, give me some twerking.
Brilliant. And Joey, give me some flossing.
No, I meant that dance...
d'you know what, I can't even be bothered explaining.
# I'm feeling more and more... #
What are we going for tonight, boys?
I think I might go for the all-black ting.
I'm going for a black shirt, bro.
Navy and cream.
I just want to be in a relationship.
I just want a boyfriend who loves me.
# In my head all the time, There's a party in my mind
# I can't sleep at night. All my thoughts, they multiply
# In my head all the time... #
You look stunning, babe.
You actually look like everything I ever want to look like in my life.
What you saying, big dog? Who are you feeling?
I literally just seeing what's working, bruv.
You all right, babes?
Do you feel like something is off?
It's fucking weird.
# I can't sleep at night All my thoughts, they multiply
# In my head all the time There's a party in my mind
# I can't sleep at night... #
Every man, get in this photo.
# In my head all the time There's a party in my mind... #
WHOOPING
Cheers to everyone for having a good night, hopefully.
A drama-free night, too. And to everyone looking slamming.
So cheers.
# There's a party in my mind. #
Nicole, come the sun deck, darling.
Yes, gorge girl.
Oh, the fucking stress!
Let's get it started. What are you thinking?
I just don't know, d'you know what I mean?
Hmm. Hmm.
I don't know whether I'm vibing with it.
Hmm.
I know, like, what I want, like.
I want a lad to be like, "Get here, you!"
and throw his arm round me.
You know what I mean? I'm just not getting that.
What's going on over there?
Honestly, I don't know. I really don't know.
I do not understand what is going on in Samantha's head.
I think he does really like you, though.
I do think he does like you. Oh!
I think he liked me
because I'm the only one in here there is to like.
D'you know what I mean?
And I just feel like if there was someone else in here
that more his type...
Would he move?
They're like besties in here, though.
Every time I talk to you, she's getting really bothered.
What? Really?
Let me give you advice. This doesn't go anywhere, yeah?
OK, yeah.
Promise? Promise.
I think that she thinks maybe
you're not being too, like, touchy with her, like, I don't know.
You know what it is?
It's cos I don't really want to give off, like,
the wrong intentions, d'you know what I mean?
Honestly, I sort of feel the same way with her sometimes.
I think he does like you, though.
If she goes and shit-stirs now
and says what I said in that fucking bedroom...
if she does, I'll fucking flip.
LAUGHTER
Girl chat. Because it's down to me to tell him,
so she goes now and starts shit-stirring,
it will cause murder.
What, is she with him now?
I'll speak to him my fucking self.
She doesn't need to speak to him for me.
Mm.
# Because I'll remember
# The hardest of the times I don't forget... #
IAIN: Samantha's concerned
that there's very little physical touch in the relationship,
which means either, A, there's no sexual chemistry between them
or, B, they're married.
I'm fine about you and Harriett, but I just don't get me and you.
What? Yeah.
Like, one of our first conversations, I was like,
"What are you like as a fella?"
And you were like, "I'm proper PDA," and all that.
I am, like, on you as much as you are on me.
I always come over to you.
But you're saying that about the cuddling, and this and that. Yeah.
It ain't just me. I cuddle you in bed, though.
I cuddle you. I lean over for the cuddles.
Do you know what I mean? For, what, three minutes? Exactly.
And I've cuddled you for about three minutes.
We've had some little cuddles. It's baby steps. That's the truth.
But you told me you're normally PDA, full steam ahead, and all that,
so in my head, I'm thinking, "He's not like that with me."
I'm not being funny or nothing, but you are Joey Essex,
so I know for a fact girls... Like, I know what girls are like.
Do you know what I mean? I'm one myself.
They're gonna go, "Oh, Joey Essex is in there."
So they're just gonna be like, "Right, let's get on Joey Essex."
They are, Joe. I'm not stupid. Do you know what I mean?
If someone is with me for that reason,
because I'm Joey Essex, yeah... Mm. ..that's not for me.
Mm-hm. I promise you. That is not for me.
What do you think about me? Do you think I'm like that?
You go on a bit about this whole thing,
which is like... I'm just like, "Please, like, give me a break."
I'm in here trying to, like, be Joey,
and you keep bringing it up. But it is the truth, though.
It's not the truth. It doesn't matter.
Behind closed doors, I am just Joey. I know you are, and I know Joey.
Exactly. That's what I mean.
Everyone in here is getting to know me for me,
so if someone rocks in here and goes, "Oh, there's Joey Essex,"
like, I'll be like, "Ugh, please, no."
I don't want that. OK.
But I'd like to think I'm your number one.
THEY LAUGH
Do you know what I mean?
IAIN: Omar's chatting to Patsy again.
Omar's a PE teacher. I did that once.
I made sure movies didn't have too much sex or swearing
so they were suitable for people under the age of 12.
Oh, no, hang on. I was a PG teacher!
Do you know what? It's been a busy day, man.
Have you had a good day? Yeah.
Hopefully not too good, cos I've not really been there.
Mm. Hello.
One thing I like about you is your eye contact.
I think my I contact is, like, really flirty.
You can never be too flirty with me.
Ever. Never ever? No.
Since I've been here, I think you've defo, like, caught my eye.
And our conversations have actually been really good.
Yeah, I've enjoyed them. The more I chat to you, like...
I thought you was attractive as soon as you walked in, anyway. Did you?
Yeah. What kind of girl are you used to dating?
Confident girls. Confident girls? That's perfect.
A girl that knows themselves. That's perfect. A bit funny.
Mm. A bit flirty.
Quite sexy. Yeah. Mm. Quite...
I'm not the right girl for you then. I'm too sexy.
I can't be quite... You're TOO sexy?
I can't be QUITE sexy.
Hello! SHE LAUGHS
There is a lot of eye contact with Patsy.
'I don't know how to put it.'
'She just enjoys being a bit on the edge,
'like, play with fire kind of thing.'
I've defo... Her head's defo on a swivel.
She's defo caught an eye for me, which is... which is nice to know.
How are you getting on? What's going through your head?
I'm just chilling, to be honest.
Yeah? I'm good.
What about you? I'm sweet, I'm good.
Yeah? I'm good.
Good. I don't know...
For me, I don't think I've been, like, unclear with you at all.
Mm.
But I don't feel like I've come to you
and lied about anything in a sense. Mm.
So, like, it's a bit interesting to me,
but that situation with Uma, in a couple with the girl,
and naturally, being in that couple,
I am literally in a situation to get to know the girl more.
Mm. So I'm gonna explore that.
For me, it's like, obviously seeing that...
Yeah, I feel you. ..we just crossed paths,
and it's like... Mm!
Fair enough, let me just take a step back
and remove myself from the situation,
cos like, every time I look at you, I just want to give you a hug,
and you know what I mean? I want to give you a cuddle.
You should do that, though. Mm! Don't say that!
I don't think it's my place to do that.
Why? If you see me and you want to hug me, I'm here.
I haven't told nobody in this building
that I'm closed off. Mm.
And like, I still enjoy you and your company.
Someone's gonna get hurt at the end of the day.
It's going to be a triangle. I don't do that stuff.
I don't do triangles, babe. Yeah.
I actually don't do that. I hear you.
Because the thing is with me, I know my worth,
and I know what I bring to the table,
you know what I mean? 100%.
So if you'd rather go there, that fine.
IAIN: Sean's been unlucky in love so far with Nicole and Harriett,
but the Candyman's gonna keep on trying,
cos like he always says,
where there's a will, there's a Milky Way.
How you been?
Yeah, good, you know. I've had a nice day today.
I feel like... air was cleared that need to be cleared, and just...
Yeah?
I'm just here to have a good time, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, of course.
What I have, well, obviously it's early days with you,
like, I'm buzzing about it, like, I want to chat to you.
Yeah. I want to spend time with you.
I think you're gorgeous.
I don't think you are appreciated enough,
and I feel like you need to know that,
and I want to be the guy that gives you that attention,
and I feel like we're both genuinely humble, like.
Yeah, 100%. That's what we're here for.
Come on, let's get married.
Shall we... Do you want to just propose to me now?
Get on your hands and knees, and say it.
LAUGHTER
TEXT ALERT Ooh!
I've got a text!
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
"Can all Islanders gather round the fire pit immediately?"
Oh, for fuck's sake. Ah, we don't it!
Oh, my God!
# So you gotta come catch me If you can
# I won't just let you win You better find yourself a new plan
# So you gotta come catch me If you can
# Let the games begin I'm not gonna hide
# I'm making moves, yeah So you gotta come catch me. #
TEXT ALERT
"Mimii and Omar, as you are both single,
"you now have a decision to make."
# Can I forget you? Will I get used to sleeping alone? #
TEXT ALERT
"Please stand in front of the fire pit."
# Don't want to get used to Dancing alone
# Love was my shoreline I stare myself blind
# Now was not our time No, I let you down. #
# I don't believe in no devil Cos I done raised this hell
# Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... # TEXT ALERT
"To be on Love Island, you must be in a couple."
TEXT ALERT
"You can either couple up with each other...
"or each steal one Islander of your choice."
# I was born, born ready I was born, born ready. #
"Please head to the mini fire pit to discuss your decision."
# Don't let the walls cave in on you
# We can't live on Live on without you... #
Let's chat.
You first. HE HUFFS
Well, obviously, at the moment, I feel like we are getting along.
I deffo think I fancy you. Mm-hm.
And I deffo wanna see if things can go further between us.
Other than me, is there anyone else you feel like
you would be happy to be coupled up with at the moment, right now?
What do you think? No, I'm asking you.
No, about you, though. For me, it's between you and Ayo.
Yeah, but if you steal Ayo, then...
It's either I couple up with Uma or Patsy,
and I don't know which one.
It's hard for me now,
cos it's almost like I'm fighting my head and my heart.
Because I could actually just steal Ayo right now. Mm-hm.
OK, well, do you feel like he is...
He still has the same energy for you?
Yeah, he's just told me right now.
OK. That makes everything different.
WHISPERING:OK. I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know,
WHISPERING:I don't know.
You're telling me, mate. I don't know.
OMAR PUFFS
WHISPERING:I'm fucked. Just fucked.
What will be will be.
# Where's your head at? #
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
# Bad, bad, bad
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
# Bad... #
TEXT ALERT
Mimii and Omar, it's now time to make your decision.
# Bad, bad, bad
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm... #
I think our decision...
has been a tough one.
# I could play nice And just fall into line
# But you won't give me the time
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm... #
We went back-and-forth with our options
and, like he said, it wasn't easy,
but I think it's best for the both of us to kind of, like,
see what could come with it.
So we have decided to...
Steal.
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
# Baby, I'm bad! Oh-oh-oh # Bad, bad
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm # God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm
# Bad, oh, ba-a-ad # Bad, bad
# Oh, ba-a-ad
# God forbid, I'm, God forbid, I'm # Baby, I'm bad!
# Bad. #
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