IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
# Sweet sugar, Candyman... #
..on Love Island...
I just don't trust him. I don't know if I ever can.
I'm worth so much more than somebody who isn't sure on me.
..new opportunities...
I just want one big cake to myself. One big cake of Jess? Yeah.
..got heads turning.
You are such a gentleman who deserves to really find someone.
Well, I'm looking right at her. Well, you never know. I do know.
LAUGHS
# Sweet-talkin', sugar-coated Candyman... #
One couple grew closer...
I'm looking for something more serious, not just, like, a fling.
If someone else come in the Villa that you'd be a bit, like, "Ooh..."
You was the only girl really who has caught my eye.
..and the girls...
The boy I would like to couple up with is...
# Good things come For boys who wait... #
..Sean.
..made their decisions.
Ciaran. Omar.
Ronnie. Ayo.
Joey.
# Sweet-talkin', sugar-coated Candyman. #
Tonight...
a triple threat...
Let's go! Roar.
Who is it? Oh, my God.
..turns the Villa...
I used to see that girl, bro.
..upside down.
"Kiss the gobbiest Islander in the villa."
# I got a way of letting out secrets
# When I am feeling down And I'm drinking up
# Oh, my love. #
After Jess picked Sean in the re-coupling,
he was ready for a celebration, but when he opened the tin,
there was only little Bounties left. The Candyman was an angry man.
# Oh, I would love to, love to Love to call it love. #
How are we all feeling?I feel like that was the right decision for me.
Like, I just think I needed to take control of that situation again
because on the outside world,
I would not have allowed somebody to treat me that way.
No, not at all.
So that's what I needed to do for my own sake,
and I feel like I have regained that control,
and I don't have "mug" written across my forehead anymore.
You know, Sean is a lovely man, and at the end of the day, like...
He deserves a chance. He deserves a chance,
and like I said in that speech, I'm not prepared to say
that we've got a connection 100%, but I am happy to...
See where it goes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
How are you feeling, Harriet?
Yeah.
THEY LAUGH He needed it.
I'm sorry, he needed putting in his place.
Yeah, no, of course. I obviously...
I mean, I'm not telling you that it's over, cos it's not,
but he had a timeframe and he didn't stick to it, so...
Yeah, fair enough, no, obviously, completely fair enough.
I just didn't know obviously what way it was gonna go.
I know, but it is just shit cos I feel like I don't wanna
be involved in all these bloody tests as well.
I don't feel like... great.
Yeah, no, I get that. Do you know what I mean?
Like, I'm not, like, jumping at the...
Yeah, you're not ecstatic about the situation. Yeah.
I know obviously you've been coupled up with Jess
from the start sort of thing,
but, yeah, I didn't expect that from Jess's behalf.
Mate, like, it's, like, at the end of the day,
I haven't treated her that well, do you know what I mean?
And obviously, you're a lovely boy, man.
So, yeah, like, just go and enjoy being with her.
And with me, Harriet, I don't know, like, obviously,
I'm a bit sick of these triangles,
and we've turned it into a square, haven't we?
But I'm happy for you, bro. I appreciate it.
No, don't be stupid, man. Appreciate it.
Just send me some sweets, yeah?
THEY LAUGH
Of course.No, but... Anything can change.
Great opportunity for you now, though, mate, so... Yeah.
Just go for it, brother. Honestly. Of course.
What are you saying about it, though?
Are you gonna talk to Jess tonight, or...?
No, what have I got to say? Like... Know what I mean?
You just gonna firm it? I think if you couple up with someone,
you deserve to be with that person for, like, thingy.
D'you know what I mean, like? Mm-hm. So...
If she talks to you, you'll talk to her, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I don't feel like I need to go and pull her. That's her decision.
I agree with you. Know what I mean? So...
Don't know what to say. It's, like, with her. Yeah.
Ronnie, shall we go for a little chat?
No. No? Are you being serious?
Yeah. Why?
HE LAUGHS Oh, my God!
JOEY:Are you going Hideaway already? Yeah.
Shall we go over here?
THEY LAUGH
How are you? I'm blessed. Yeah? Yeah, man.
Too blessed to be stressed? Yeah, always. Yeah, like...
What can I say? It's your decision, isn't it?
Mm. Do you understand why I made that?
Yeah. Like, tiff for taff, or whatever it's called.
Tit for tat. Yeah, that one.
Erm... I don't know. It's just a weird one, innit? Like...
Do you know what I think it is, though? For me, I think it's...
I feel like I just don't wanna be in a position
where I'm feeling second best.
You weren't prepared to make a decision,
and it's kind of where I just needed to take a step back,
in the sense of what's meant to be will be, isn't it?
I think it'll just signify to me and to you where both our heads are at.
Yeah, exactly that. Right. Shall we go? Give us a cuddle.
Mm? We'll see.
She won't be as good. SHE GASPS
LAUGHTER
I'd be lying if I didn't say I thought
she was gonna couple up with me, but she hasn't.
She's gone down that road with Sean. It was a bit of a sore one,
but obviously she's made that decision now, so fair play.
Obviously, it's still early days, you know,
but I am really happy that I'm in a couple with Ronnie now.
Of course you are, babe.You now need to really just explore it.
Doesn't mean it's gonna work. Now you're in a couple you wanna be in.
It might, it might not.
He's made this massive hoo-ha about getting to know me.
But he still doesn't know. D'you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. Just obviously, like I said...
Yeah, but I'm not gonna be so happy cos he still doesn't know,
and also, like... Is this mine?
..I'm not gonna mug myself off. Oh! That mine?
She's right there. Yeah, no, I see.
Just said, er... the same thing.
I don't think it's really changed anything,
obviously other than the fact that we're in a couple.
Yeah, but now we're in bed together. LAUGHTER
True! Oh, no. Ronnie, you're embarrassing Harriett, man.
Don't chat shit, man.
Every time I'm with you, you're always doing the same banter.
What's the odds, do you reckon?
What's the odds on you two maybe having a little kissy-kissy tonight?
I don't know. Go on, then, Harriett.
It's on me? It's on Harriett. Is it?
So if Harriett goes in for the kiss, you'll kiss her back?
Did he say yeah, or no?
I didn't say nothing. He didn't say yes or no.
I am very excited to be sharing a bed with Ronnie.
It gives us a chance to explore something more intimate
cos I feel like Jess has had that experience,
and he still wasn't sure, so now it's my turn.
He has more sexual tension with you. I told you this. I know that.
Yeah. But then, is he just like that with me,
or is he like that with everyone?
Well, he's like it more with you than he is with Jess.
Do you think? Well, I know. Oh, OK.
Because I've seen him with Jess, and I've seen him with you. Yeah.
Do you wanna kiss him? Yeah, I do wanna kiss him.
Well, kiss him. Yeah, but I feel like I don't wanna get hurt.
You know what?
Honestly, I'll be honest with you, just do what you wanna do.
IAIN: Sean's finally coupled up with Jess,
which means he gets to listen to her
saying she's not bothered about Ronnie.
Isn't missing Ronnie, definitely isn't thinking about Ronnie,
and doesn't want to talk about Ronnie.
For me, I feel like it's quite good to have this time apart
to see how he is with you and see what happens with you two.
If he does start cracking on with Harriett,
though, what are you gonna do?
That will be me out of the situation.
You'd be completely out? Yeah.
He can do what he wants. He can do what he wants.
I do feel like you was digging me out, I did.
You've both got your own personal reasons
why you can feel a certain way.
You take everything I say very literal. I'm a very direct person.
I'm very straight up. Yeah, but so am I as well, but I just...
Yeah, but I don't think you are, in certain situations.
I don't think you are straight up and direct.
I think you keep a lot of things to yourself.
And that's fine, if that's where you are.
We've got very different personalities,
and we're direct in different ways, and let's just leave it at that.
But I just feel like... I'm not gonna argue with you, Harriett.
No, I'm not arguing with you, but all I'm saying is I feel like you
act a certain way and say it's not digged at me, but sometimes it is.
My personality, where I come from, is I'm straight up, I'm brutal.
My joking is brutal. Honestly, that's the way I joke with people.
If you can't take it, then we won't be friends.
That's the way I am with people. OK.
That's my banter, and if you can't take it, then fair enough.
I will not do that with you. We won't have that relationship.
I know, but I don't think this needs to be between us. Like, it doesn't.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying it is, but I feel like that's where you are.
I'm not arsed. Listen, you're just both very different people.
Yeah, exactly. It doesn't need to get like this.
This is why I'm not upset with you, Harriett.
You're not one of my closest friends in here.
We're very different people.
Oh! What's she saying?
She's like, "Yeah, but at the end of the day,
"you've not been my closest friend here."
But she wouldn't be. No? Of course not. How?
It's just mad to say it out loud, though, isn't it?
We don't need to be very close friends.
You have no loyalties to me like some of the other girls
who are my best friends in here. That's true.
That's fine, don't have anything.
But at least you can be civil, all I'm saying, you both can be civil.
I am being civil, but also, I feel like your anger is directed at me...
Oh, my God. Girls, back me up. Is my anger directed at her?
No-one needs to back no-one up here. It's between youse two, this.
My anger's not towards you, it's towards him.
Nothing to do with you. No girls needs to back no-one up.
Youse two need to just be civil.
She just winds me up because then I look as if I'm a bad person.
No, you're not! And ganging up on her. And I'm not doing that.
This is getting blown up for no reason, isn't it?
I'm just saying, I'm being honest.
I just wanna get everything on the table.
Yeah, I disagree with that.
Yeah, we can be civil, but please don't put words in my mouth.
This is actually hard work every night.
JOEY:Just stop it now. Stop.
Yeah? Come on, just stop. Come on, girls.
Do you wanna do a cheers, or nah?
Cheers!
CIARAN:Oh, thank fuck we're over here.
I'm being single. LAUGHTER
# I'll sweat the small stuff... #
IAIN: It's been a big night in the villa,
and it's a big night in the football too.
If you're watching this show live,
Scotland are currently playing Germany,
and if you're watching on catch-up, Scotland just thrashed Germany 4-0!
A man can dream.
You gonna have a cuddle? A little cuddle with him.
# Because I'm jealous Cos I'm not over us
# And I should know better... #
JESS:I'm just a bad bitch doing bad shit.
Oh! Cheeky, cheeky.
Mate, I'm a bed-hopper in this gaff. I'm there, there, there, there.
Yeah, you did, yeah.
# Wasn't meant Wasn't meant for us... #
MIMII: Has Ayo said anything to you? NICOLE:Very quiet.
He hasn't said anything to me. Yeah, very quiet.
How was my speech? Was it blunt? Yeah, it was quite blunt.
AYO:I'm not mad at what Mimii said, innit?
JOEY:Do you think you're gonna be on a lipsing ting tonight?
No. Nah? Nope.
# Wasn't meant Wasn't meant for us... #
All right, girl? Yeah, are you? Yeah.
Do you snore? No.
Night! See you tomorrow! Good night, guys!
# Like you were scared Of letting go
# That's what you told me That's what you told me
# We used to laugh Till our lungs hurt
# We used to kiss Till our lips burned
# And now you fall in love with her
# We used to put the wrongs to right
# We'd always make it out alive
# And now you're someone else's life
# Sometimes I'm jealous Cos I'm not over us
# And I should know better
# But I forget When I see you with her
# And I know you're falling
# I just wish I'd had a warning forever... #
# Wasn't meant Wasn't meant for us. #
# I'm on a wave, I'm on... #
IAIN: Last night, Jess left the room
cos Harriet and Ronnie were making unpleasant noises.
Oh, speaking of unpleasant noises, my autobiography,
Iain Stirling: The Man, The Microphone,
is available now on audiobook.
# Malice don't deserve manners Bad vibes don't deserve badders
# And the G will run out And vanish... #
Wake up.
How's everyone feeling in their new couples?
Feeling good. Was there any kissing? No.
Someone was getting lipsed up last night.
Somebody was getting lipsed up. Yeah, I heard it all night, too.
How are you feeling after your date yesterday, guys?
I was like a pig in shit. Pig in shit?
Have you never heard of that term? Nah.
It means that you're happy. Oh.
# Go away, go away, go away, go away
# If you're only gonna bring Bad vibe
# Bad vibe, bad vibe, bad vibes... #
So, who was it? HE CHUCKLES
I heard it come from this direction. Oh, I heard it from that direction.
LAUGHTER
He's so disrespectful, that boy. Do you think it was him?
A hundred percent it was. I heard him.
He literally... The first night he's in bed with her,
he's cuddling her, under the covers with her, everything.
Clearly, what we had is not special
because if he can do that in bed with a girl the very next day...
I honestly think he's doing it out of spite to piss me off.
You're going to have to tell Jess, aren't you? Yeah.
You're not going to, are you? Nah.
SHE HUMS
# Go away, go away Go away, go away... #
Ah, there she is.
Record time and everything. Ah, thank you.
How are you feeling? I'm good. How are you? Good.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. See you laters.
Thank you so much. That is how you treat a woman.
IAIN: Oh, look, the date team have laid on the perfect breakfast.
Well, except for eggs, bacon, sausages, beans,
fried tomatoes and hash browns.
So basically the perfect breakfast if your cooker is broken.
# You think I'm pretty Without any make up on
# You think I'm funny
# When I tell The punch line wrong... #
Ah, this is so cute! This is special, innit?
SHE GASPS Wow.
# Before you met me, yeah I was all right
# But things were kind of heavy You brought me to life now... #
Oh, Sean, what a gentleman you are. Oh, look at that!
Oh, this is so cute.
This is nice, innit? Yeah, I know.
Right, here's to our first... OK. Cheers.
First date. First date.
First date in the villa. Cheers. Mm.
What are you like in relationships? Do you, like, soften up a bit?
Once I get, like, in a relationship,
then I do become a bit of a softy, really.
Yeah, nice. I need to start seeing that softness.
Yeah, it just takes a while, I'll be honest with you, Sean.
I feel like my journey could possibly be starting right now.
Yeah? Like, hopefully, we can progress
in the right direction, being flirty and close.
And who knows what can happen, sort of thing.
No sticking it on me tonight. I'm joking!
Now, then, this is beautiful. Sun's out.
Got a beautiful sun in front of me. For God's sake!
Have you ever had love at first sight?
No. Haven't you? No.
Why, did you experience that with me?
Huh? Ooh! Hello, you! THEY LAUGH
Erm... Maybe. OK.
I like the time that we spend together.
And, like, I do enjoy getting to know you.
As much as, like, someone could be my type
or someone else could walk in, that's my type,
whatever the case may be, it's like...
What we have is something that is, like, real in a sense where...
Mm-hm. Like, I can get on with you in any type of way.
I can sit down with you and talk about... my toes.
You know, should I say that? I can pretty much...
I need to see them.
Yeah, you don't wanna worry about them bad boys.
She'd love you, my mam would. Because they can see, like,
how caring you are towards me as well.
Just everything I look for in someone, I find in you,
so why would I then wanna go and jeopardise that?
So basically what you're saying is I'm perfect?
No, you're not perfect, love. Get that out of your head.
But why would I wanna go and venture out to something else,
exploring other things
when I just know everything I want is in you? So...
That's where my head is at.
I'll have to wait and see. Oh, my God.
Oh, you got one brother. No.
Two brothers. Two. Yeah? Yeah.
I'm the middle child. Yeah.
Do I give middle child energy? Hm...
A lot of people say I do. I think my mum would like you.
Oh, do you think? Mm.
And I think you'd get on with my brothers, too.
They'd like me? Yeah. What does he do?
He is... He does glazing cos my dad has his own business.
It's like a glazing business. Glazing? What is that? Cakes?
No! Windows and stuff. Oh! Yeah.
Double glazing. Yeah, double glazing!
Since the date... Mm.
..I feel like you've opened up a lot more.
A little bit more, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just thought I better...
Well, you don't wanna get hurt, do you?
I mean, no one wants to get hurt, I guess. Definitely not.
But I feel like that's why us as a couple,
I feel like we have... You know... Evolved.
Evolved. I feel like that's how we've grown in a good way.
IAIN: And the villa's about to grow even more
cos three new faces are on the way. Guys, if you get in quick,
there's still a glass of lukewarm mimosa
and half a stale croissant up for grabs.
# I'm dangerous... #
I'm Tiffany, I'm 25, and I'm from Hertfordshire.
My night is not complete unless I get a kissy-kissy.
I've been single for six years, and I'm ready to find my man.
When I walk in that villa,
the girls are definitely gonna be intimidated by me.
# I'm dangerous... #
I'm not gonna step on toes, I'm gonna stamp on them.
I'm Will, I'm 23, and I'm from Whitley Bay.
I'm not gonna put all my eggs in one basket,
so let's get in that villa and see which couple's first to crack.
# Dangerous... #
I'm Grace. I'm 25.
I'm a model and business owner from Manchester.
# Dangerous... #
I definitely get a lot of attention,
but I just feel like it's not from the right one.
I've had history with one of the boys in the villa,
and who knows if we're gonna rekindle things?
Hi, guys, we've arrived! Let's go!
Who is it? Ah!
Oh, my God. You all right? You all right?
I'm Nicole. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm Tiffany.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Ciaran.
I'm Tiffany. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
Hi, babe. You are stun, baby.
I'm Uma. I'm Grace. Nice to meet you.
I used to see that girl, bro. Really?
That blonde girl I went out with. Oh, fuck.
Lovely to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm good.
Bruv, honestly, I don't know whether this is a good thing. I don't.
Hi, babe. I'm Grace. What's your name?
Samantha. Are you OK? Nice to meet you. I'm good.
The villa has been rattled. I know one of the girls, Grace.
We was... Yeah, I guess seeing each other.
Hello. How are you?
Long time, no see. Long time, no see. Yeah.
Head's gone.
# This is happiness. #
IAIN STIRLING: Three new Islanders are in the villa.
I asked Joey if him and Grace had history together.
He said, "No, but I did sit next to her sister in home economics."
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I'm dead. LAUGHTER
What's the chats about? I don't know what to say.
Do you know her?Hm? Do you know her?Yeah.
How? What do you mean, "Yeah"?
Oh, it's a long story, man. Did you used to be seeing her?
What? Did you used to be seeing her?
Ages ago, yeah. Last year. SHE SIGHS
Tell us about yourself?
Where you come from, age, everything like that.
Yes. So, erm, Grace, 25, from Manchester.
I'm a model and a business owner.
So, I've got my own marketing agency. Erm, yeah.
So, I'm Will, I'm 23, I'm from Newcastle.
I'm a quantity surveyor. So, I'm a office boy. Yeah, boy.
But, yeah, I'm ready to find some love. Yeah, man.Come on.
Let's get it. Come on.
I'm Tiffany, I'm 25, from Hertfordshire,
and I'm a HR coordinator. Oh, nice.Ooh.
I'm from Hertfordshire. Whereabouts?
Do you know Royston? Oh, yeah, not far. Really?
Yeah, ten minutes from the Sweet HQ, babes.
LAUGHTER
What's your types? Go on? Go on, I'll go first.
So, usually, my type is a pretty face, so...
I mean, youse are all stunning, like, so...
Cheers, bruv. I'll be... LAUGHTER
You're first, Ronnie lad, you're first.
Aye, so I'll be getting to know everyone, really, like,
I mean that's what we here for, so...
I just wanna talk to everyone, really.
Yeah, I do, like, but I'm not telling you.
So... LAUGHTER
I like that. I'll keep that to myself. Mysterious.
What about you guys? Is anyone, like, closed off, or anything?
Nah.No. No. Nah, no-one.
Dead.No. No. Go on, Ciaran, you can speak for us instead.
Come on, Ciaran. Go on, lad. Go on, Ciaran.
So, Ronnie, what's your situation? LAUGHTER
You wanna tell the group, or...?
How you feeling? What's going through your head, bro? Mad.
Buzzing, mate, can't wait to get going. Mad, mad.
I mean, obviously I'm gonna speak to everyone and that,
do you know what I mean, like? As youse have said yourselves,
everyone's still open, so... Yeah, bruv.
Yeah, there's a few I got my eye on,
but I'm gonna keep that close to my chest.
I mean, Uma's peng as fuck, in't she?
Do you know what I was gonna say? Mad, innit?
LAUGHTER Yeah, mad, so...
I'm so glad I didn't do that deadline.
LAUGHTER
Joey, boy. What's happening?
You all right, lad? Joey, what are you saying?
Yeah, what are you saying?
What are you saying? What are you saying, Joey?
Why, what are you saying? Do you know that Grace girl, do you?
Yeah, I don't know what to say.
I'm fucked!We're gonna have fun. That's all I'm gonna tell you, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, really, though, we all need this.
Yeah. Do you know what I mean? We all...
This is good, because we all need to be tested. I feel like.
So, you're more than welcome to chat to Samantha as much as you want.
LAUGHTER Straight up.
I'm keeping it true. I'm a... I'm a true... Man of my word.
So, how do you know Joey, then? So, we met last year in Ibiza. Yeah.
And it's actually funny, cos he's not my type at all.
But we had, like a bit of a holiday romance.
Like, kind of carried on when we were back home.
And, yeah, it was quite intense.
We were seeing each other for a few months.
It kind of ended a little bit frosty, to be honest,
and we've not really spoke since.
When did it fizzle out? Erm... So, about July last year.
So, it's been like a year. Oh, OK.
We haven't seen each other for a year. OK, about a year.
And then he did message me a few months ago,
like, just trying to chat, type of thing.
And so, I think, like, "That conversation will be had,
"but, like, I'm also not in a rush to have that conversation."
It's about to get interesting, though.We'll see now, innit?
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
I don't like that noise. LAUGHTER
Hi, Ciaran, shall we go for a little chat? Yeah, absolutely.
Sean, can I grab you, as well? Of course.To the fire pit?
Why you fucking shouting? He's behind her already.
I just wanted to say hi to you both. Yeah, definitely.
Just introduce myself properly. So, how are you both?
So, you're good? Having a nice day?
I'm not too bad. Fuck, it was unexpected.
Very pleasant surprise, that, to be fair.Really? Yeah, very.
You didn't expect it? You made an entrance, I'll give you that much.
Triple threat, that's for sure. Thank you. I know.
So, how... You're really loved-up, aren't you?
SEAN LAUGHS Yeah. Well... Pfft...
The thing is...
We haven't had, like, that conversation yet,
but, like, and said to her it'll be hard to turn my head. Mm-hm.
It's a sticky... Obviously, it's early on, innit? Mm-hm.
But it's-it's... It'll be hard, very, very, very hard.
I will give it to her, like...
IAIN STIRLING: Samantha and Harri
are worried about the new girls turning their boy's heads.
Samantha, you know you can trust Joey.
And, Harriett, you know you... are looking lovely today.
SHE SCOFFS It just is what it is, isn't it?
We knew this was gonna happen at some point. Mm.
I just feel like... I'm actually not bothered. I'm not.
If he met someone else and I met someone else, it wouldn't bother me.
But I wanna meet someone, I don't wanna be left on the shelf,
I just don't. What girl wants that?
SHE PUFFS HER CHEEKS
I'm happy to get to know someone else, like, really happy.
He is fit, though. Just annoying,
cos I just had a really good date with Ronnie.
I don't feel nervous. I don't. I don't really...
Joey was like the fucking Cheshire Cat.
Yeah, and Ronnie jumps from girl to girl, so, we'll see, won't we?
No, Joey was made up when she walked in. Like, made up.
No, I think he was shocked.
I'm not saying anything now, like, I'm... I'm leaving it now.
If I'm being quite honest.
IAIN STIRLING: Grace is talking to Omar, who is a PE teacher.
I did that once, I showed couples how to kiss and cuddle
in front of strangers.
Oh, no, hang on... I was a PDA teacher.
And what's your situation, then?
Obviously, at the moment, I'm coupled up with Uma.
Do you feel like you have that, like, instant vibe, or...?
Yeah, there's defo a vibe between us. Yeah?
But at the moment, obviously still quite open.
And I'm just really trying to get to know the girls,
like, who they are. Mm-hm.
What's your... What's your thoughts on the boys coming in?
How you feeling so far? I feel like you're definitely a bit of me.
Yeah? Yeah. I could say the same thing.
Really? Mm-hm. Yeah.
I feel like on the outside, you are someone I'd be attracted to. Yeah.
Erm... Yeah, I like your vibe. You said you're from Manny.
Manchester. 0161.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. From London, south London.
Yeah, see, I love a London boy. Do you? I don't know what it is.
I think we might get along. I think we will.
I have just had a chat with Omar. We actually really got on.
He is definitely someone that's caught my eye.
So, yeah, I'm happy to explore that and kind of see where that goes.
But honestly, I'm just gonna give everyone the time of day,
get to know everybody, and just see where the best spark is.
IAIN STIRLING: Tiffany's in great shape,
because she uses a stairmaster.
Oh, speaking of stare masters, Ronnie's over on the daybeds.
How was your date with... brunch with Harriett?
FLATLY:Yeah, great.
LAUGHTER If you remember it.
I'm looking now at Tiffany. Are you? Yeah, she's buff.
Is that a real shower? Yeah, it is.
Really? "Really?" Yeah, girl.
All right, Tiff. Hi.
I'm OK. Yeah, are you? Join us. Thanks.
Have you had a good day so far? Yeah.
Yeah? It's been good. Do you want to go for a chat?
Yeah, come on, then. Come on, then.
Yo, gang. You all right, darlings?
Shall we go to the fire pit? Coupling up with me already?
You wish. HE CHUCKLES
How you been, all right? Yeah, good. And you?
Yeah, I'm all right. Tell me about you.
Well, I don't know, really. I'm 25. Yeah.
How old are you? 27. Yeah.
How long you been single? Couple of years.
Are you ready to find love?
Finally ready, yeah. That's why I'm here.
Really? Seem like you've been a bit of a player, though.
I'm open. What is your, like, normal type?
Erm... It's usually, like, blonde, like, nice boobs, nice body.
That's good, then. You're, like, blonde-brown, innit?
My hair's, like, a funny colour, innit?It's a nice colour.
It's blondy-brown. But yeah, like, you're my type type.
Oh, that's good, then. Am I yours?
Yeah, you're my type, to be fair. Yeah? Nice and tall.
IAIN STIRLING: Harriett and Nicole are getting to know Will,
and as the old saying goes, where there's a Will,
there's a way... too long opening gambit
about why he came on the show.
Yeah, so really, I'm just wanting to sort of get to know...
Yeah, of course. ..your sort of situations
and where your heads are at, really, with things.
With us three coming in, I know, obviously, things...
it might shake things up a bit.
But then, like, my job is also to get to know all of yous. Yeah.
But obviously, I've got my favourites. Yeah, of course.
I can say that yous two are part of my list, so... Yeah.OK.
That's nice to know.I just sort of wanted to feel yous out, you know.
I mean, for me, like, I found myself in a few love triangles. Yeah!
So, yeah, coupled up with Ronnie last night.
Still early days, though. Like, he was with Jess from the beginning.
It's fresh, innit? Yeah. Still fresh.
So there's time... time to break that one.
Another one jumping in. Make it a square.
It is actually already a square.
Fucking hell, it's gonna be an octagon at this rate, like.
Yeah, I'm not really about the triangles any more.
Do you not like that? No.
So, how do you feel, your situation with Ciaran?
Erm... Obviously, like, I really do like him.
Everything is going so well, I can't see...
And I've openly said to him, I can't see anyone coming in
and just, like, changing my mind.
Yeah, unless someone changes his mind. Yeah.Yeah!
I don't know, we're gonna see in here, like.
It'll be a good test, man, cos there's obviously
two really good-looking girls have came in. Yeah.
And so we'll see, like, if any of the boys crack,
do you know what I mean?
Will is very handsome,
and I feel like he's got a good energy about him.
We had a good little conversation.
And, yeah, I mean, I'm interested in getting to know him,
and I think all the other girls are, too.
IAIN STIRLING: Joey's ex, Grace, walking in
has piled the pressure on Samantha, but she's not taking it lying down.
Oh, no, my mistake, she absolutely is.
All right? You all right? Yeah, you? Yeah.
Just topping my tan up. Are you? Can I come and join you?
Yeah, course you can. Spoke to Grace yet? Nah.
No? She's getting to know everyone, isn't she, like?
Yeah, she told us about, like, you and her.
I was talking to her, like, two months ago.
Yeah, and... Like, obviously, we was...
Yeah, and then she said you messaged her again a couple of months ago.
Yeah, we was talking, like, a couple of months ago, yeah.
I'm fine, if you want to get to know her. I'm not...
If you've obviously already got a connection with someone,
I'm a big girl, I can handle it, do you know what I mean?
I'm not bothered. Yeah, but Samantha,
that doesn't mean anything. She's walked in,
and then you've already, like, made your mind up of the situation.
I haven't. Well, you have. Why you being so abrupt?
SHE CHUCKLES That's what I'm saying.
I know, but I'm just saying, like, it don't need to be like that.
Obviously, like, I'm gonna have my back up a bit,
you've got a history with her. You what?
You've got a history with her, so, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
..already, and she's fucking unbelievable.
I feel like you're already, like, putting, like, a dampener on it.
Like, nothing even happened. A dampener on what, me and you?
Yeah. Two girls walked in. It's just the way you're being.
I'm happy, I'm dead excited for them.
I'm made up there's new people in here. It's exciting.
Just promise me, you'll always be telling me what you're gonna do
and things like that. Of course! Samantha, I respect you.
Hence the reason why I've not disrespected you in any way.
I just don't want it to be like the way Ron's been with Harriett,
and things like that. Come on, please.
You think I'd ever do that to you? Really?
I would never disrespect you in that way.
She's like a full-on model, isn't she?
I just think, "Fuck's sake, I'm sat here with my flip-flops on,
"greasy haired, and she's just walked in in a pair of wedges."
THEY CHUCKLE I thought, "For fuck's sake."
I've just ate a fucking plate of pastries.
Plate of pastries, pair of flip-flops and greasy hair,
and I thought, "Ah, for fuck's sake."
IAIN STIRLING: Aw, remember the other night in bed,
when Ciaran and Nicole said how they were closed off?
You do? Good, cos they don't.
Did you say to him you were closed off?
I didn't say I was closed off. I said what I said last night,
I said I've openly said to everyone, I don't think anyone's gonna
come in here and change my mind. Right, OK.
But that's basically me saying I am closed off, like.
Well, no, if you're not closed off, I'm not gonna say I am either.
Yeah, but you know, I've told you for ages,
nobody's gonna come in and change my mind. I told you that.
There's literally nobody, like. So, I am.
I'm not open to getting to know anyone.
As I said, there's nothing I look for in anyone,
other than the stuff I've found in you.
So why would I then want to go and ruin something I found in you
for something that might not even be there, like?
So, are you gonna get to know them? No, I'm not, cos I don't want to.
So we're closed off, then? Yeah!
All right, then, fucking hell! THEY GIGGLE
Good, cos I just said that to fucking Grace.
# I choose you I-I-I choose you, babe
# I choose you... #
IAIN: The three newbies all seem to be getting along with each other.
I asked Tiffany if she likes Will and Grace.
She said, "Yeah, but I prefer Malcolm In The Middle."
# Over everything or nothing I choose you... #
What we wearing tonight, then, boys? Shirt night, boys!
Get your best fit on tonight, boy!
How are you feeling, Jess? I just want this whole drama to end.
Yeah, same. It probably will, though, cos, erm...
It will be someone else now.
Someone else's drama, and I'm not in it for once.
# Over everything and nothing I choose you... #
MIMII: I just can't believe my life right now.
Why can't you believe your life? You're fine.
I mean, one of Joey's exes has just walked in the door.
I know her very well, mate. She's acting like she's OK.
It ain't gonna help that you've met up with her before.
Obviously, that's the reason, innit?
Cos she's saying, "You've already got a connection,"
and all that shit, but it doesn't mean anything.
# If you need someone, I'm running I choose you... #
Be interesting to see how everybody moves tonight.
I'm gonna sit back and observe for a little bit.
UMA: I will be not sitting back.
# I choose you I-I-I choose you, babe... #
What you saying, Will?
Have you got a little game plan tonight,
or are you just going for it?
Mm, just gonna chat with everyone. Chat with everyone, yeah?
It's going to be a big night. I want to keep my mouth shut, really.
SEAN LAUGHS
# Over everything and nothing I choose you
# If you need someone, I'm running I choose you... #
I would just like to give
a huge, warm welcome to our new three Bombshells.
So cheers to that. ALL TOAST
# Worries and regret They come back in your head
# I swear it Whatever I do, I choose you. #
It's nice to see you. It's really nice to see you.
By the way, just wanna say, like, you look beautiful, by the way.
Thank you. Obviously.
I was very shocked to see you walk through the door. Yeah.
We haven't really spoke since last summer.
And it was a little bit, like, frosty between us.
We weren't... Together.
We weren't together, but obviously the way it sort of stopped,
honestly, I didn't mean it to be that way. No, I know.
I just think it was quite intense quite quick.
Yeah.Do you know what I mean? Mm-hm.I'm sorry that happened.
Yeah, I appreciate your apology.
And I don't want it to be awkward cos there's no need.
There won't be no awkwardness, none.
But I knew - I hoped that I'd speak to you again. Mm-hm.
SHE GIGGLES
So, what do you do for work? You have a sweet company?
Yeah, I own a sweet company. You just eat all the sweets?
Oh, my God, I'm a sweet fiend. Like, I'm just obsessed with sweets. Yeah.
I do like a good pick'n'mix. Do you? Yeah.
I'll pick you a good one, that's for sure!
LAUGHTER
What's your favourites?
I like the fizzy cherries. Oh, my God.
Anything fizzy, really. Strawberry.
Strawberry laces and those cola bottles.
Yeah, fizzy fangs. Bite into you, know what I mean?
What about you, babe? What do you like?
What, sweets-wise? I'm more of a fizzy person as well, to be fair.
Yeah, it's good. We can have a little pick'n'mix.
Together. Defo.
Obviously, I had a little situation with Ayo.Yeah.
But it felt like a triangle,
and it just felt like I was the one that was in the dark.
So, are you still in that, or what? No, I've cut things off.
That's what I like to hear. Really? Why?Of course.
I mean, you're stunning, absolutely beautiful.
Really?Yeah. What? Do you think?
You know that. I could hear it more!
I'll not get bored of saying that, so...
And then obviously now I'm in a couple with Omar,
but we're just getting to know each other.
Fresh? He's a lovely guy.
Are you gonna continue that, look for...?
We do have good chats and stuff. But I'm excited to get to know you too.
Fresh meat.Yeah? I am feeling good energy from you.
Really?Oh, yeah. Same.Yeah? Yeah.
How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you?
Good, thank you. Wanna go for a chat?
Who, me? Yeah, you. Come on, let's go. OK.
Let's get out of here. Where do you wanna go?
Where do you like the best? Erm... Where do you like the look of?
I mean, the mini fire pit's quite nice.
All right, let's go here, then. Let's go here.
NICOLE:Oh, no, Samantha. Oh, has she gone with Joey?
Guys, we're literally not arsed. What did I say? What did I say?
Every girl that comes in here is going to want Joey.
How are you, babe? You look lovely. Thank you.
Love that dress. What is it? It's like a...
It's like a pastel pink. Yes, babe, I love pink.
Yeah, you look like one of them little Loveheart sweets.
I like that. Aw, cute. The colour of it, it's like a pastel pink.
Oh, I'm not arsed. I don't care. I don't give a fuck!
What are you, like, thinking, then? I don't know.
It's really hard because the only girls
I wanna get to know in this villa is you and Grace, apart from Sam.
Hmm. Well... But you're very beautiful.
I'm sure the other boys will... Thanks.
..definitely wanna get to know you.
You're very handsome as well. Thank you.
I'm sure you already know that, though. Well...
THEY LAUGH
IAIN: Right, what better way to break the ice
than a game of alcohol-free beer pong?
I mean, strong alcohol beer pong.
But hey, rules is rules, so here we go.
If an Islander gets the ball into someone's cup,
that person has to chug the beer
and do the dare on the bottom of the cup. Simple.
Twerk on the Islander of the opposite sex.
Oh, guys. Sean! Sean! Sean!
CHEERING
# Yeah, I'm high Yeah, I'm high... #
It's too early days to tell, but the twerk, I didn't decline it.
I was actually very surprised, to be fair.
But I enjoyed every minute of it.
# Let's all just be honest. #
"Snog the Islander you think is the biggest player."
# It's an all-nighter, baby Stayin' all night up, no sleep... #
Biggest player? Yeah, baby.
# It's an all-nighter, baby, Stayin' all night up, no sleep
# It's about to get crazy... #
I feel like maybe it has come across a little bit like that
cos obviously, I'm in a little triangle, but being honest,
if that makes you a player, it makes you a player.
Oh, fuck.
"Kiss the Islander you think is just playing games in the Villa."
Come here, Ronnie boy.
# It's an all-nighter, baby Stayin' all night up, no sleep
# It's about to get crazy... #
I'll be honest, I just wanted to neck Ronnie.
SHE LAUGHS
I wish I hadn't said anything!
CHEERING
Oh, my days.
"In order of shag, marry, ghost,
"snog the Islanders you would match to each statement."
OK, so... Nicole, shag.
Oh, boys, there's a fucking eagle! Look at that.
Uma, marry. Really?!
OK, Samantha. Just cos I want a kiss, that's all.
# It's an all-nighter, baby It's about to get crazy. #
JOEY: Wow! Wow!
CHEERING
"Snog two Islanders of the opposite sex
"that you'd most like to have a threesome with."
SQUEALING
Right, hang on now. We obviously know.
Snoggers!
Whoo!
Oh, he's fucking lucky, let me tell you.
Course he was gonna pick me or Samantha.
# I've got to heat it up Doctor, got to heat it up
# I've got till three o'clock... #
"Snog the Islander you'd most like to share a steamy shower with."
SQUEALING
# Doctor, got to heat it up... #
Er... Ronnie, come here. OK.
# Something kinda ooooh Jumpin' on my tutu
# Something 'side of me... #
JOEY: Oh, my God, it's five seconds, six seconds, seven seconds.
He's gone on for fucking seven seconds.
# Something 'side of me Wanting what you dooo-ooh... #
It's just weird, like, seeing all the boys get excited
and, like, running round the garden.
Like, calm down. Like, it's literally a game.
"Kiss the Islander you find most untrustworthy."
Ooh... Jess, come here.
# Something kinda ooooh Jumpin' on my tutu... #
The feeling's mutual, hun.
# Something kinda ooooh Makes my heart go boom, boom. #
I think she deserved it after all of the comments that she made.
CHEERING
Fuck off!
LAUGHTER Nah, nah, that's fucked.
Oh, no, bruv, nah. No, I can't do that, bro.
"Pick two Islanders of the opposite sex for a three-way kiss."
Ah, no. I don't know what to do about it.
What do I do about this one?
Listen, it's gonna be the two new girl Islanders.
# I feel dangerous Whoa, whoa... #
JOEY LAUGHS Look at you.
So, how are we doing this?
Be a shitbag, go on.
SCREAMING
# I feel dangerous... # LAUGHTER
Oh, my God! HE CHUCKLES
# It makes me wonder... # CHEERING
"Kiss the gob off the gobbiest Islander in the villa."
Whoa! # Whoa, whoa, whoa I feel dangerous... #
Just kiss who you wanna give a kiss to.
Just kiss to you wanna kiss, babe. SHE LAUGHS
# Whoa I feel dangerous... #
THEY CHEER
CLAPPING
# I feel dangerous Whoa... #
I j... I don't know, I just feel like
Joey's just been waiting for that someone to come in.
And I feel like she's come in now, so I feel like... I'm the b...
I'm, like, the back burner now, aren't I? You know what I mean?
Whatever.
# I feel dangerous. #
IAIN STIRLING: On Sunday night...
TEXT ALERT I've got a text.
"Grace, Tiffany and Will, it's time to pack a bag
"and get ready for a night away with an Islander of your choice." Oh, my!
"Hashtag saucy sleepover, hashtag who will you choose?"
SHE SCREAMS
HEARTBEAT QUICKENS
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