IAIN STIRLING: Election fever is sweeping the villa,
so place your bets.
The campaign starts now.
Our candidates are all very well groomed.
And like all good politicians, our Islanders have been busy.
# Oh, yeah! #
Pressing the flesh...
SMOOCHING
..giving rousing speeches... Are we melons? No.
SCREAMS ..making gaffes...
What are they called? Cockerels? Cockatoo?
SCREECHES
..causing scandals... Who's Emma?!
..and promising things that are just too good to be true.
Oh, love! I am such a good cook.
But it's time for a change.
No, a real change.
But what positions do they take on things that really matter?
Showed me what he's got in his locker.
It's the dawning of a brave new dawn.
FARTS Not really.
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!
Yes!
STAR WARS THEME PLAYS
Well, just last week, and in Mallorca.
Nah, actually, it brought loads of drama.
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits!
We're like R2-D2,
the cheeky sidekick to the hero that is the main show.
And we don't just have Obi-Wan villa, we have two.
Which means double the Islanders, so expect shock alliances.
I love you, Sean. The Force is strong in these two.
Come on. Do you remember?
BOTH:Chin up!
And there are bugs bigger than the Millennium Falcon.
Argh! Argh! Argh!
Urgh! Oh! What's that?!
Urgh! Argh! Aaargh!
THEY SCREAM
GASPS It's in your hair!
ALL SCREAM It's a butterfly!
A fly? In my hair?!
Argh! Oh, my God!
It just buzzed in my ear!
Enough Star Wars metaphors.
On this show, we're more dance studio than Death Star.
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
# Da-da, da-da, uh-uh, uh-uh... #
# I wanna know, can you feel it too? Uh-uh, uh-uh. #
And pub trivia that is out of this world.
Actually, fun fact, fun fact. Sharks don't like, erm...
Sharks don't like human meat, actually. Really?
Yeah, because we don't have enough fat on us.
In fact, sharks need a lot...
Actually, wait, is it polar bears? Maybe it's polar bears.
I was gonna say, cos isn't, like, tuna...?
Sorry, sorry, I meant polar bears. My bad, sorry.
Polar bears? Yeah, polar bears don't like human meat
because we don't have enough fat on us.
Yeah, cos they like seal fat. Yeah, yeah.
So if you ever see a polar bear, just, like, flex your muscles.
He'll just be like, "Yeah, bro, you're too lean for me, bro."
Note to self -
never go to the North Pole with someone skinnier than you.
In this unseen clip, I'm going to take us away back to another era,
which is universally known as BC - Before Casa.
A more harmonious time when Mimii and Nicole
were keeping their eyes firmly on their boys.
They're so gorge, aren't they?
Mm. Grr! THEY CHUCKLE
I'm not facing you when I do it, man. Ha!
I'll just look at your arse from here.
I have a lovely arse.
Shall we just sneakily watch them?
Damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn!
And it's the faces they make.
# Do it again, do it again... #
This is a strong line-up, you know. They're all gorgeous.
Go on, Ciaran. Oh, Ciaran, do it for the team.
They have nice backs. You know, it's, like, sculpted.
Yeah. I love a back.
# Again and again and again... #
That's my favourite one, you know. When they do that.
Bring it on.
We're like schoolgirls. Just getting spied!
# Do it again... #
Wonder what's going through their head. Mm.
They're probably wondering
why their ears are burning as much as their biceps.
You may have noticed that there always seems to be
a lot of finger sucking in the villa,
and this unseen clip explains why.
Guys, guys, I've actually got a question.
Question! Go on.
Erm, if you've got five liquids on your hand,
you can have these five liquids for the rest of your life
but they come out of your five fingertips.
What liquids are you putting in your fingers, if you could choose?
Water, petrol, mayo... LAUGHTER
Obviously mayo. Condiment. Didn't think of that.
Condoms? LAUGHTER
What about aftershave? Is that a liquid?
You can't live without that. And, er...
You haven't even got an alcoholic beverage in there, bro.
Oh, yeah. Guinness. Ooh, I like that. Time for that.
That is a decent five. That's a good five.
Harriett? What was mine again?
Lip gloss, rose, perfume, iced coffee... Oh, yeah.
And... Oh, then rose.
IAIN: You said rose twice. Have you had a cheeky suck already?
Like the Amazon rainforest,
the Love Island villa is a complex ecosystem
that is home to a diverse range of flora and fauna.
This week, a new species was discovered,
and it was the job of our Islanders to name it.
Diego! WIL LAUGHS
Come here. JOEY WHISTLES
And feed it. We need to feed it some, like, ants.
And there are no flies on Joey.
In a flash, he turned his new-found love of zoology
into a career opportunity.
Move over Sir David Attenborough.
AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH:And here we have in the Love Island villa
a wild gecko in the name of Diego.
We follow him... Oh!
..for 24 hours a day, looking at him to catch his prey
with his dark green skin... and his vicious tongue.
He will eventually catch his flies.
I've got... JOEY GIGGLES
Mate, if he's there tomorrow,
I'm just gonna keep doing a little documentary on him.
Oh! You fucker!
Essex and Attenborough job swap, I'd watch that.
Sir David would make a great Bombshell.
We all know Harriett and Ronnie's relationship in the villa
has been turbulent.
Well, here's an unseen clip
that will really STRETCH your imagination.
Wait, can I just ask why are we doing that?
Right, so you just have to, like, breathe like that.
I know, but what's this?
No, so you're just bending and breathing. OK.
HE INHALES DEEPLY There you go.
Right, then one more. HE GIGGLES
Right. Other side. Left.
And then... to your toes. And then down. And then to the toes.
HE EXHALES DEEPLY
Wahey, look at that! Turbo stretching, get up there, boy!
Right, now let's stretch from the floor.
Let's stretch on the floor.
Put your feet forward. Put your feet forward.
Yeah, and now you're gonna go like that.
What are we doing? Rowing a boat? Like that.
HE CHUCKLES Forward. Wah! Wah!
No, serious, Ronnie. Sorry!
Now, let's lay on our side. OK. Like this.
This one is gonna come here. This one...
Fucking hell! Put that one there.
How did you do that? GIGGLING:Put it in front.
I can't do that. Yeah, you can.
I will pull my bum cheek. No, you can do it, babe.
Thank you. And then this one straight.
That one straight underneath, leg out straight.
Yeah, and then you're gonna pulse this one.
Ready, and you go one, two, three... HE CHUCKLES
BOTH:Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...
Ten. Turbo.
OK, that's the beginning of your class.
Well done, partner. What, are we finished?
Well, yeah, for now. Oh, OK. That was good.
Mm.
You can't kiss your teacher! What?
You can't kiss your teacher.
Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm being professional.
Sorry, erm... Sorry, professional. SHE LAUGHS
Ah, you're funny. And then at the end, you go...
HE INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY
Yeah, well done. Thank you, teacher.
HE CLAPS
OK, you can come back tomorrow.
Done my first pilot's class, everyone!
Having successfully finished his first pilot's class,
Ronnie needed to get his air miles up.
And it wasn't long before he and Harriett
were taking their first flight together... back home
when after the public vote...
Harriett and Ronnie, you received the fewest votes.
..they were sent packing... No, go and get Flopsy.
..and dumped from the villa.
Have a safe flight, all. Ooh, hope Flopsy wears his seatbelt.
In all my years on Unseen Bits, I had been hard pressed
to find another clip with as many press-ups in it.
Yeah, we're just having a competition.
Competition? Yeah.
Between who? Me and the boys.
To do what? Who can do the most press ups.
# Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... #
Fuck that, mate. Yeah.
I've just got better things to do than press-ups right now.
# Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... #
83. 83!
APPLAUSE
One, two...
AYO:Don't you feel fucked after that? Yeah.
Argh! KONNOR:I'm gonna say 101.
Shit. # Face down, ass up... #
Joey got to 83, Wil's got to 101. I don't think Trey's beating 101.
YAWNING: Yeah, I'm gonna give him...
I'm gonna give him 63, maybe?
# Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... #
29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34...
38, 39... He's tired.
He is. You can tell. His form's going.
44, 45, 46, 47... His lower back's caving.
# Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... #
62, 63, fuck! Oh, shit, man.
64! Oh, you were so good!
I was so close. You were so close.
60? He did 65. He did 65! You were literally one...
Are you fucking joking? I'm a genius.
You are honestly so good.
I'm more impressed with you than with them.
Same. Literally, same. Go on, how many is Konnor doing?
Erm... I reckon Konnor will probably do 89.
40, 41, 42, 43, 44...
See, with Connor, he looks very muscley,
but is he gonna follow through?
Oh, no! You're not even making it to 89.
His form is... Is it? He's doing the worm!
KONNOR GROANS, MEN LAUGH
How many? How many?!
MEN APPLAUSE
Joey! How many did he get to? Konnor? How many was that? Hello?
Are they Eggy Boffing us?
IAIN: I would never Eggy Boff you, girls. The answer's 72.
I think he's Eggy Boffing you
because he's embarrassed his score is 72.
# These words are my own... #
IAIN: Love Island is all about coupling up and falling in love.
And in case the Islanders forget what to do,
the art department have handily left prompts all around the place.
So, come on, Islanders, slap on factor 50,
get your graft on and whip it up.
It's time to get steamy with the it girls
and blow off steam as you spill the rizz,
whatever that means.
Any ideas, Konnor?
But no, you've got a good, like, energy about you.
Aw, thank you very much. You do too. Ah, thank you. Yeah.
Thank you very much. No worries.
That's it. My Nan said it. "You get more with honey."
You get more by being sweet? Yeah. Aw.
IAIN: Konnor, let's have a closer look.
And it says, "You get more with honey."
So basically, like, with a sweet, positive attitude,
you'll get more from it.
I've got one... two... three...
So, I got my chilli pepper when I was in Thailand with my sister.
We got matching. And it's because we both love spicy food.
Four... five... six... 1972 is the year my mam and dad were born.
Seven, eight... nine...
Supposedly says mum in Japanese, but I did do a Google translate,
and it actually said "Silence" on one of them,
which would explain a lot, given me being very young and very gobby.
I think nine.
So, I've got Stevie Wonder here, on my leg. He's a wicked musician.
It's on my ankle. Here we go. Ooh... Jeez.
Too many waffles ice creams. It basically means "Four" in Thai.
Looks a lot like the Gym King logo,
but it just stands for G for Group Chat.
So if you wanted to be in our lads' group chat,
you needed to have the G on your ankle.
So, I had his name tattooed on my finger, come home,
reality set in, and I thought, "I can't... This...
"This can't be on my finger now."
Everyone was asking me who he was and what it was about,
so I changed it to my dog's name, Bonnie.
And now it's faded, and it looks like Benny.
So I've gone from one boys' name to another.
# I love you, is that OK? #
IAIN STIRLING: Ever wonder what Love Island would look like
if it was directed by Greta Gerwig and starred Margot Robbie?
Well, wonder no more.
I feel like they are just, like, little Barbies. Hm?
I feel like they're little Barbies. I could just pick them up.
What, the peop... If you go like that?
Yep. I can just pick them up. Drop them in other places.
Like Sims characters? Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
The Sims. Did you ever used to play that, the Sims?
Yeah. I loved Sims. How sick was the Sims? So good.
The Sims was sick. I'm just gonna put Ciaran...
Ciaran over there. Mm-hm. And then put... I'm grabbing up...
I'm grabbing Konnor's... By the hair.
Where is it? I'm gonna place him all the way to there.
SHE LAUGHS
I'm grabbing Grace now as well. HE LAUGHS
Where are you putting Grace? Sorry. I'll leave her alone.
Did you say, "Why you grabbing Grace?"
No, I said, "Where are you putting her?"
"Why you grabbing Grace?" No, I'm not like that.
I'll put down. It is weird.
It literally looks like a little Barbie set. It does, doesn't it?
THEY LAUGH
IAIN STIRLING: Here is an unseen clip of Nicole
thinking about life outside of the villa.
Ci, I can't imagine doing a food shop with you.
Oh, love. I am such a good cook. Ah, we'll see.
What would be your meal for us to have?
Steak, baby... Garlic baby potatoes,
and a bit of veg, see what veg I'm fancying at the time,
probably asparagus or broccoli,
because that's probably my favourite.
Nice. What sauce? What sauce?
IAIN STIRLING: Ah, no, ran out of time.
And I don't know about you, but I really want to know...
Come back later to find out.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Girls, are you ready?
# Sings a song Sounds like she's singing... #
# Oh, yeah-ah-ah. #
Boys, are you ready?
It's gonna be a... HE FARTS
..day. Eurgh.
Come on, let's get that energy up.
Are we melons? No. Are we doughnuts? No.
Are we proper geezers? ALL:Yes!
We are. That's more like it.
# Just like The white winged dove... #
We need everyone wide awake. Ayo, do the honours.
AYO LAUGHS You fucking... Agh!
So, loosen up...
THEY CHEER, LAUGH
..because we have a pile of unseen action waiting for you,
so jump on board.
SCREAMING No, wait. Oh!
THEY GROAN, SHOUT
Before the break, things were getting saucy
between Nicole and Ciaran, and what we all want to know is...
What sauce? What sauce?
I don't like peppercorn sauce, and all that. Bleurgh!
Nah, I'm buttery... butter-aise... I can't remember what it's called.
Butter-aise sauce. Bearnaise? Bearnaise sauce.
"Butter-aise"?!
If you tell me that's your favourite steak sauce,
I will get on one knee and marry you.
It is! It is, every time. Every single time.
CIARAN GROANS I'm in love.
How I'm in love, I'll never know, but it's great.
When the girls were told they were coming to the villa
to fall head over heels, I think they got the wrong end of the stick.
TEXT ALERT
The last thing they were expecting this day was a text.
Probably quicker just to walk, Jessy.
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING Cocktails! Whoo!
It took them ages to get there,
as they decided to do everything in slo-mo.
Come on. Chop, chop.
Oh, let's just dip to black.
While the girls were away,
the boys must have been living it up in the villa.
Well, here's what they got up to.
JOEY:We've never had just us boys in the villa.
CIARAN:Where we can actually talk about... Exactly.
We can talk about anything we want now.
AYO:Serious? What shall we talk about, then?
THEY LAUGH
If you had to be a fruit, what food would you be, and why?
Pineapple because it's absolutely sexy and juicy.
And that's what I think I might be in the villa.
I would say I'd be a cherry cos I'll have a mate.
You what? Cos why? What did you just say?
"I think I'd be a cherry cos I'd just have a mate."
What the fuck does that mean? Have a mate.
Oh! Cherries... There's always two, isn't there?
Oh, fair enough. Won't be on my own.
Wouldn't be lonely. That's quite a good one, actually.
That's cute. Yeah.
I'd be a dragon fruit. Oh, here we go. Why?
Just fucking cool, innit? It's a dragon.
I'd be a strawberry. Sweet, everyone loves strawberries.
I reckon I'd be a coconut. Coconut? Cos I'm hard to crack.
I was going to say I think I'd be an apple
cos I'm fucking hard as nails. THEY LAUGH
What did you say?
A cheeky Pink Lady. THEY LAUGH
I hate Pink Ladies. I take it back.
I'd be a mango. Granny Smith, isn't it?
Cos "man-go" crazy for it.
IAIN: Oh, Konnor, you are a man in a melon.
Back to the girls. What?! Still not arrived?
Oh, come on. Hurry up.
Having sat down, it became obvious
why the girls were dragging their feet -
things were about to get catty.
I think you haven't been the most welcoming,
but I completely understand why you'd be upset
in the whole situation, but...
How do you feel like I've not been welcoming? In what sense?
No! Quite literally catty.
I could hear that cat when you were speaking.
How gorgeous is that cat?
# Top Cat! #
Yes, it was the return of our very own "Meow-a Jama",
who was there to mix things up.
TEXT ALERT
READS INFO:
It wasn't long before Uma was almost bringing up a furball.
Stop, I'm gonna be sick.
And waiting for them were Quality Value Casa Boys,
or QVCb, as I like to call them.
Spoil yourself with the Moziah jewellery collection.
The jewellery that I've got on is I have a silver necklace,
I have seven piercings, I have a silver nose ring,
and I have two titanium rocks in both ears.
Hey, you, over there. What have you got?
You mean me? Yes, what sort of beard do you call that?
My facial hair is, like, stubble beard.
So, I'm currently wearing a gold chain. A gold wrist chain.
A titanium silver ring and then a silver signet ring on my left hand.
Oh, the Joel range. Exquisite.
Hey, Blade, great shades. What are you wearing?
I'm wearing a silver bracelet and a gold chain.
Hey, Jake, what have you got going on?
I'm wearing a silver chain around my neck,
and I also wear a matching bracelet to go with it.
Sending you love, too, Essential Hugo.
Is that the Lionel Line you're reeling in, there?
Anyone looking for a set of earrings?
And if you're looking for that summery sneaker and shorts combo
that screams Islander, then QVCb has just the thing.
Is that it?
Till next time,
thanks, boys, the girls are in for a treat.
Here's an unseen clip that proves you can't buy love.
Or can you?
She said she loves me. She said she loves you?
I already told her that though before. No way!
You're in love? Yeah.
LAUGHTER
My guy!
My guy. Yes! CHEERING
I thought the girls were gonna tell you,
cos she told all the girls. I thought,
"I'll leave the girls to tell you all."
Have you not told everyone yet? Can't remember what night it was.
Proper rave set in! Yes!
My man's in love!
Chin up! Chin up! Chin up!
Oh, my God, you're actually in love. That's mad. Mad, innit?
I was shitting myself when I told her.
That is sick, though. In love.
He's in love. This is what we love to see. I'm happy for the boy, man.
Yeah. Love is a real thing.
# I'm in love. # Love is a real thing.
It's a real thing.
Like, she loves him and he wears these bad boys.
Shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop.
Let me tell you something about these slippers, OK.
I love Nicole, I honestly, I really do, yeah?
But can Nicole make my feet as warm, as cosy, as these?
Absolutely not.
So, do I love my slippers more than Nicole?
Absolutely.
And I say that loud and proud, and I would say it to her face.
IAIN: Over in Casa Amor, the new boys don't have long to impress,
so they need to use all their best rizz.
Maybe they didn't get the memo.
I love a little, like, active date.
What do you do on a first date? What are you saying?
Oh, I would hope I wouldn't have to choose on a first date.
Right, what, him? I'd like them to take charge, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah. What if I say golf? Driving range.
Golf? Golf.
You wanna go play golf on a first date? Yeah, it's class. It works.
I'm water and coffee, normally.
Water and coffee? Water and coffee.
Do you have, like, sweet coffees, or just a black coffee? Black.
Oh, my gosh. Nice and black and strong, yeah, to the point.
I could never drink a black coffee, ever in my life.
No, why? Never in my life.
Going round a golf course is not for me.
Not the golf course. Yeah, yeah. Are you a golfer?
No, I'm terrible.
What's your go-to treat?
I love the chocolate cake from Nando's.
It's so yummy. Oh, the chocolate cake?
It's so good. Have you had it?
It's insane. And it comes with that little cream on the side.
I'm so clumsy, like, my nickname is literally Bambi. Bambi?
Cos I'm so clumsy. No way.
I actually watched Bambi the other day.
Randomly, in my house. Why? Did you cry?
I didn't cry, but it's got no speaking in it really.
No? I haven't seen it since I was about five.
So I really can't... I wouldn't rewatch it, if I was you.
No, I have no interest now.
But thank you for reassuring me. Don't watch it.
No, not for me.
Oh, dear. That wouldn't be a very good date, would it?
MUSIC: 'Figure It Out' by Royal Blood
What's that I hear?
A pumping riff with epic drone shots?
That must be the sound of the Casa girls arriving.
Wait, can I hear something else?
WIND HOWLS
I definitely hear something else.
Maybe turn this down. MUSIC FADES
Is that wind?
Very ominous.
Almost angry wind.
Although it looks like Lucy can smell a different kind of wind.
Yes, there is definitely something in the air.
Yeah, that breeze is unreal. Oh, my God.
There's no breeze, Jessica. That's just the winds of change.
Something's angered the ancient gods of the villa.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I'm scared. SHE GIGGLES
What could possibly be this riled up?
Something's gonna come flying towards us.
No, you spoke to soon, Lucy, it's...
It's...
The yellow bean bags!
SHE GASPS
Which can only mean one thing,
drama is afoot!
Oh, no. Beanbags in the pool!
ECHOING:Beanbags in the pool!
Beanbags in the pool!
WIND HOWLS
Now, it's fine, girls, you just sit there
and I'll go face the gale-force winds.
In fact, I will get the boys to help me.
Maybe they know where this foul wind came from.
LOUD FART
Oh, that settles it, then.
Right, boys, I've asked every day to do this,
can we please, when the new girls come in,
just be like, "You all right?" Eggy Boff them?
Eggy Boff them!
LAUGHTER
You boys can play, but I ain't playing that game, man.
LAUGHTER
Shit! LAUGHTER
I'm with you, Konnor, it's a dangerous game to play,
we know how much trouble it caused last time, Ciaran.
Hey, girls, mind all gathering in the dressing room?
I need to tell you something important?
Yes, no problem.
I'm here, boys!
Oh, we've run out of time.
Come back later to find out...
Argh!
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# How does it feel? #
Are you sitting comfortably?
OK, I wish I could... Argh!
Never mind. We'll carry on anyway,
because we've got clips that will make you spin...
Yeah, there we go.
..and take your breath away.
Ha! I swear, I actually can't breathe.
We've got less drama than the main show...
Be a nice chill day with no problems.
..and you'll get to learn about every inch
of our Islander's bodies...
Me and Sean have got too many nipples, haven't we?
Exactly, mate. Four between us.
Three nipple gang. Touch me, baby.
..and be inspired by their wisdom.
Sometimes, in a game of chess, you lose your queen.
But it doesn't mean that you can't come back
and win the game and get another. That's it.
You love a quote, don't you? Love this guy and his quotes!
No quotes. Where do you get all these quotes from?
I don't know. From books?
Before the break, I asked the girls to head to the dressing room.
Well, here's...
Yep, no problem.
How was it? After?
NICOLE GASPS AND PANTS
I can't breathe.
Well, I didn't tell you to run, Nicole.
It's time for the new girls to get to know the boys,
and something tells me Sean has been here before.
Oh, I have got a really important question to ask you.
You know what I'm gonna ask you. I think I do.
THEY LAUGH
I wanted to know. Yeah.
What sweet are you? Mm.
Everything happens for a reason. Yeah.
I'm not like a massive, like... Manifestation person.
Yeah, but I do believe... You know, I'm getting into it.
I'm starting to believe. I'm starting to believe it has well.
There's one that I really want to be.
One that you really want to be? Is it pink? No.
Do you believe in manifestation? Oh, my God.
Let me see. What does that say?
It says, "What you think, you'll become,
"what you feel, you'll attract, what you imagine, you'll create."
Oh, my God, I love that. I am so into manifestation.
Is it, like, strawberry flavour? No. You're so far off.
I'm an Aries. OK. Sorry.
No, you don't know... Ha! Why are you laughing?
No, because are you, like, into all the... No, but I...
..rocks and... Rocks?
Like, made up flavour? No, it's an old-fashioned,
classic... Old-fashioned.
Law of attraction, that's what I believe in.
Yeah, an attracting force of energy.
Is it, er, like a lemon sherbet or something? Yeah.
Is it?! Yeah. That's what I wanted to be.
I mean, I'm not, cos you didn't naturally call me it, but...
I believe in the law of attraction. What you put out, you'll attract.
What you manifest, you will attract.
What you think, feel and speak, you'll attract. Understood.
You're, like, hard and crunchy on the outside...
No, I just like lemon sherbets.
Yeah, sweet, Sean, really sweet (!)
Back to the CV now - that's Casa Villa -
for a BGC - Big Group Chat -
with the CAB - Casa Amor Boys.
Do you guys have any POA for today? Plan of action, boys?
I thought it was point of action. Point of action, boys?
It's plan of action. It's plan of action.
And it's also proof of address. LAUGHTER
Ha! Do you have any proof of address today, boys?
Do you? Give me your proof of address now!
Now! LAUGHTER
So, yeah, what's your proof of address, then, today, boys?
Our proof of address? All right, I do mean plan of action, though.
All right? All right? All right?
All right! All right, all right, all right.
Wow, these are so nice. What the fuck?
Yeah, tell us, tell us, tell us. Stop being all secretive.
Yeah, guys, I have asked that ten times.
Yeah, four times now. What's YOUR plan of action?
My plan of action is to slay the day away.
That's what we always do. Ha!
To eat my ice creams, to enjoy, to smile.
Slay the day away. Always.
Is that your coined phrase? Yeah!
It's a new day, it's a new slay.
We need to stop beating ourselves up.
No point being down about it, girls. We need to just...
So you're the motivational speaker of group, basically.
I am now.
ALL:Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
Casa! Casa! Casa! Casa!
IAIN: Ca-sa! Ca-sa! Ca-sa! Sorry, I just had to join in.
Earlier in the week, the two villas went head to head in Raunchy Races,
where they had to correctly answer our series of questions.
The oldest boy must snog the oldest girl.
Yes, Joey! Yes, Joey!
Kiss him! Done.
But the girls had bigger questions of their own.
Who's Jessica, then? Who's Emma?
Who the fuck is Lucy?
# 24 years just waiting for a chance
# To tell her how I feel And maybe get a second glance
# Now I gotta get used To not living next door
# To Alice... #
Who's Emma?
Who the fuck is Emma?
# No, I'll never get used To not living next door to... #
Emma?
Who actually is she?
IAIN STIRLING: Here are some extra raunchy bits you didn't get to see.
The boy with the smallest feet
must perform their favourite sex position
on the girl they fancy the most.
ALL: What size feet? GEORGE:I've got nine.
GRACE:Nine, nine, nine. ALL: Go, go, go.
Sex position, sex position! YELLING
ALL: Yes!
Showed me what he's got in his locker.
I shouldn't have said that.
The shortest boy must snog the girl he wants to share a bed with.
ALL: Go, Kon, go.
CIARAN:We cannot lose that one. No, but that weren't quick.
That wasn't quick. I don't know, I'm excited.
CHEERING AND YELLING
If we hear a cheer, we know we're fucked.
Casa wins! CHEERING
Come on! Oh, fuck!
The girl with the lightest colour eyes must ride
the boy who they fancy, and ride the bucking bronco for ten seconds.
Ten seconds! THEY COUNT DOWN
Quickly! RUBY SCREAMS
Go on! CHEERING AND YELLING
Obviously, tried to keep that as PG as I could.
Main villa win. Ruby and Sean, you crushed it!
CHEERING NICOLE:Well done.
RUBY:Girls, youse are congratulating me for riding.
Main villa win Raunchy Races. What are you saying?
I'm too small, bruv.
Put one up like that. Number one. Winners.
IAIN STIRLING: To the main villa dressing room now,
and Casa girls are taking ages.
Girls, are you nearly ready? I just don't wanna look half-dead.
I just need to put my lip gloss on, and I'm running outside
cos I'm actually desperate to get in the sun.
That's all very well and good, but...
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
ALL CHANT:Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
We've got time to tweeze in one more round of clips for you.
TWEEZER PLUCK SOUND EFFECT Argh!
There's some bits that might leave a bad taste in your mouth.
Does it taste bad? Mate, tastes like arse.
BLADE LAUGHS
Some that wouldn't make much sense.
I was like... SLURS:"Kid in a sweet shop."
THEY LAUGH SLURS:"Just a kid in a sweet shop."
THEY LAUGH
SLURS:"I had too many lemon sherbets."
I was about to say cockroaches.
What are they called? Cockerels? Cockatoo? Mm.
Chickens? Chickens go... SHE SQUAWKS
And some that you won't be able to forget.
But remember...
WHISPERS:I'm the prize.
Earlier, the Casa girls were taking ages doing their make-up.
Let's hope they finally finished getting ready
so we can find out...
I just need to put my lip gloss on, and I'm running outside
cos I'm actually desperate to get in the sun.
JESSICA SCREAMS
For the minute, that'll do, and I'll put some lipstick on.
I actually think you got away with that, Jessica.
Pucker up, buttercup, because last week,
the villa was filled with the sweet sound of snogging,
and it got tongues wagging right across the internet.
IAIN READS ALOUD:
Face vomiting emoji, face vomiting emoji,
nauseated face emoji nauseated face emoji.
When you speak, I listen.
CIARAN SMACKS LIPS, DIAMANTE GIGGLES
SMOOCHING
Have you got that lip balm on your lips? Yeah.
Oh, my God.
# Your lips are moving Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
# I might be young But I ain't stupid
# Talking round in circles With your tongue
# I gave you bass You gave me sweet talk... #
SLURPING
SLURPING, SUCKING
JOEY GASPS
WHISPERS:Sean the boy, Sean the boy!
SMOOCHING, SLURPING
SLURPING, SUCKING
I'm not kissing him again.
# I know you lie Cos your lips are moving... #
Sorry, did you say turn the smooching down and the music up?
Couldn't hear a thing.
As style icons, our Islanders are all about getting their glam on.
Gorge, gorge.
And getting their salmon on. I like this pink as well.
Thanks, mate. Is it like a salmon?
I wouldn't mind a salmon. I think it's like a salmon.
You think this is a salmon pink? I think it's a salmon, bro.
Interesting. I like that.
I think this is too pink to be a salmon.
I think this is a good colour for you, this.
Thank you, bro. Salmon. Looks nice.
I'm hoping it goes off. I think it will go off, bro.
UMA:# Think about you. # That face exactly.
My walk's gonna be this. MIMII LAUGHS
I'm not joking. Or should I practise? Yeah.
Three, two, one, go. Wow.
Our Islanders are dressed to impress
and ready for the biggest night of the season.
Oh, here's an abridge-rton-ed version of what happened.
DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC
Dearest reader, my name is Iain Whistledown,
you may not know me, but I know you.
The villa is abuzz for the anticipated arrival
of our Queen Maya.
It's time to make your decisions.
This is what they have been training for since birth.
With lines better than I myself might have penned.
Trust the process, and good things come to those who wait.
Aww! I missed you so much!
And how do you feel about that? Don't know.
Fair enough.
Sorry, Diamante, Ruby, or even Lucy.
Here's an unseen clip of the morning after the night before,
where Wil and Sean are trying to make it up to Uma and Matilda.
Mate, this is gonna be the best make-up coffee one has ever made.
And you know what they say - the bigger the pile
of squirty cream, the more sorry you are.
Bloody hell, Sean!
GIRLS LAUGH Iced coffee. More iced coffees.
Thank you. There you go. Aw.
Morning, girls. GIRLS:Morning!
Sean came in and brought this. LAUGHTER
I'll just stick it down there. Tell her it was made with love.
OK. We'll tell her. I'll leave it here.
Aw, Wil, you cutie. Perfect.
You think a fucking iced coffee's gonna do, with a bit of syrup?
That's what you were doing before. Do you know what I mean?
It's gonna be iced coffees everyday. That's regardless.
Even if I never spoke to you again,
I would still accept an iced coffee every day.
Are you joking? That's bog fucking standard.
Like, I need him to pull out all the stops right now.
Sean and Wil should be together right now, crying.
I want to see you on your knees. Yeah. And I mean that.
They should both be scheming on how to get us back.
No scheming - crying and begging. Crying and begging. Yeah, toast.
Yeah, I want every single bit of toast in letters now,
spread along a whole picnic table. Mm-hm. Yeah.
I want the whole villa.
I want you to blindfold me, take me up to the terrace,
the whole villa to be spelt out in letters with their body.
I'm sorry. Stevie Wonder singing downstairs.
He's hired out a whole orchestra band.
I want a helicopter. "I am sorry, Uma. Please forgive me."
"I'm Wil, and I'm a mug." "My name's Wil, and I'm so silly,
"and I'm a freak." "And I'm a loser moth."
That's what I want in the sky right now.
"Loser moth"? That is low.
Isn't a moth already a loser butterfly?
It's time for...
And this time...
What have you got for me? Come on, then. Let's have it.
I asked them to show me their best dance moves.
No. I'm shy!
Beachhut Bonanza dance moves of the week.
If I was out and I was dancing, I'd have a wine in my hand,
and I'd just be like this.
Oi! Come on. See the bird you like. You're saying, "Come here, darling."
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, I'm gonna have to take my Crocs off!
Oh, oh, oh.
Whatever.
Is that good?
And then...
Aim, fire.
MIMICS BASS, LAUGHS
MIMICS RUSTY ROBOT
We might even get the rope out, start giving that little pull,
do you know what I mean?
Crack the old can. Go on, my son. HE LAUGHS
I've not done this in years.
SHE CHUCKLES
Is that good?
Oh, oh, oh.
No, come on! Where's the beat?
Oh. # Don't stop the music. #
That is it.
That's all for...
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