1 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,000 IAIN STIRLING: Election fever is sweeping the villa, 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,400 so place your bets. 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,440 The campaign starts now. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,680 Our candidates are all very well groomed. 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,880 And like all good politicians, our Islanders have been busy. 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,840 # Oh, yeah! # 7 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,880 Pressing the flesh... 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,520 SMOOCHING 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,360 ..giving rousing speeches... Are we melons? No. 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,840 SCREAMS ..making gaffes... 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,480 What are they called? Cockerels? Cockatoo? 12 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,680 SCREECHES 13 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,600 ..causing scandals... Who's Emma?! 14 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,880 ..and promising things that are just too good to be true. 15 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,240 Oh, love! I am such a good cook. 16 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,560 But it's time for a change. 17 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,200 No, a real change. 18 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:53,920 But what positions do they take on things that really matter? 19 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,960 Showed me what he's got in his locker. 20 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,360 It's the dawning of a brave new dawn. 21 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,640 FARTS Not really. 22 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,320 It's Love Island: Unseen Bits! 23 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,640 Yes! 24 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:20,720 STAR WARS THEME PLAYS 25 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,320 Well, just last week, and in Mallorca. 26 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,760 Nah, actually, it brought loads of drama. 27 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,560 Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits! 28 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,200 We're like R2-D2, 29 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:56,400 the cheeky sidekick to the hero that is the main show. 30 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:00,680 And we don't just have Obi-Wan villa, we have two. 31 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,760 Which means double the Islanders, so expect shock alliances. 32 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:07,240 I love you, Sean. The Force is strong in these two. 33 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:13,000 Come on. Do you remember? 34 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,360 BOTH:Chin up! 35 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,440 And there are bugs bigger than the Millennium Falcon. 36 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,400 Argh! Argh! Argh! 37 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,200 Urgh! Oh! What's that?! 38 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,760 Urgh! Argh! Aaargh! 39 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,040 THEY SCREAM 40 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,000 GASPS It's in your hair! 41 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,320 ALL SCREAM It's a butterfly! 42 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,560 A fly? In my hair?! 43 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,080 Argh! Oh, my God! 44 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,160 It just buzzed in my ear! 45 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,400 Enough Star Wars metaphors. 46 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,880 On this show, we're more dance studio than Death Star. 47 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,920 FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS 48 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,680 # Da-da, da-da, uh-uh, uh-uh... # 49 00:02:55,720 --> 00:03:01,000 # I wanna know, can you feel it too? Uh-uh, uh-uh. # 50 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,320 And pub trivia that is out of this world. 51 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,440 Actually, fun fact, fun fact. Sharks don't like, erm... 52 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,400 Sharks don't like human meat, actually. Really? 53 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,200 Yeah, because we don't have enough fat on us. 54 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,560 In fact, sharks need a lot... 55 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,520 Actually, wait, is it polar bears? Maybe it's polar bears. 56 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,880 I was gonna say, cos isn't, like, tuna...? 57 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,880 Sorry, sorry, I meant polar bears. My bad, sorry. 58 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:20,160 Polar bears? Yeah, polar bears don't like human meat 59 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,520 because we don't have enough fat on us. 60 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,880 Yeah, cos they like seal fat. Yeah, yeah. 61 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,880 So if you ever see a polar bear, just, like, flex your muscles. 62 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:30,720 He'll just be like, "Yeah, bro, you're too lean for me, bro." 63 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,760 Note to self - 64 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:39,040 never go to the North Pole with someone skinnier than you. 65 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,720 In this unseen clip, I'm going to take us away back to another era, 66 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:54,440 which is universally known as BC - Before Casa. 67 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,400 A more harmonious time when Mimii and Nicole 68 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,480 were keeping their eyes firmly on their boys. 69 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,120 They're so gorge, aren't they? 70 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:07,040 Mm. Grr! THEY CHUCKLE 71 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,520 I'm not facing you when I do it, man. Ha! 72 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,280 I'll just look at your arse from here. 73 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,800 I have a lovely arse. 74 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:19,200 Shall we just sneakily watch them? 75 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:28,200 Damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn! 76 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,160 And it's the faces they make. 77 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:35,520 # Do it again, do it again... # 78 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,560 This is a strong line-up, you know. They're all gorgeous. 79 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:45,760 Go on, Ciaran. Oh, Ciaran, do it for the team. 80 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,440 They have nice backs. You know, it's, like, sculpted. 81 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,800 Yeah. I love a back. 82 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,560 # Again and again and again... # 83 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,120 That's my favourite one, you know. When they do that. 84 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,360 Bring it on. 85 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:07,480 We're like schoolgirls. Just getting spied! 86 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,720 # Do it again... # 87 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,800 Wonder what's going through their head. Mm. 88 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,880 They're probably wondering 89 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,320 why their ears are burning as much as their biceps. 90 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,880 You may have noticed that there always seems to be 91 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,560 a lot of finger sucking in the villa, 92 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,640 and this unseen clip explains why. 93 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,080 Guys, guys, I've actually got a question. 94 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,520 Question! Go on. 95 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,160 Erm, if you've got five liquids on your hand, 96 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,960 you can have these five liquids for the rest of your life 97 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,840 but they come out of your five fingertips. 98 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,800 What liquids are you putting in your fingers, if you could choose? 99 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,760 Water, petrol, mayo... LAUGHTER 100 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,800 Obviously mayo. Condiment. Didn't think of that. 101 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,560 Condoms? LAUGHTER 102 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,800 What about aftershave? Is that a liquid? 103 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:57,000 You can't live without that. And, er... 104 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,600 You haven't even got an alcoholic beverage in there, bro. 105 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,400 Oh, yeah. Guinness. Ooh, I like that. Time for that. 106 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,160 That is a decent five. That's a good five. 107 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,000 Harriett? What was mine again? 108 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:15,480 Lip gloss, rose, perfume, iced coffee... Oh, yeah. 109 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,680 And... Oh, then rose. 110 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,920 IAIN: You said rose twice. Have you had a cheeky suck already? 111 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,760 Like the Amazon rainforest, 112 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,000 the Love Island villa is a complex ecosystem 113 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,840 that is home to a diverse range of flora and fauna. 114 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,360 This week, a new species was discovered, 115 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,400 and it was the job of our Islanders to name it. 116 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,000 Diego! WIL LAUGHS 117 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,840 Come here. JOEY WHISTLES 118 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,560 And feed it. We need to feed it some, like, ants. 119 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,680 And there are no flies on Joey. 120 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,240 In a flash, he turned his new-found love of zoology 121 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,840 into a career opportunity. 122 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:59,920 Move over Sir David Attenborough. 123 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,600 AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH:And here we have in the Love Island villa 124 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,560 a wild gecko in the name of Diego. 125 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,560 We follow him... Oh! 126 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:14,200 ..for 24 hours a day, looking at him to catch his prey 127 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:22,480 with his dark green skin... and his vicious tongue. 128 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,520 He will eventually catch his flies. 129 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,080 I've got... JOEY GIGGLES 130 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,160 Mate, if he's there tomorrow, 131 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,920 I'm just gonna keep doing a little documentary on him. 132 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,800 Oh! You fucker! 133 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,280 Essex and Attenborough job swap, I'd watch that. 134 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,080 Sir David would make a great Bombshell. 135 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,240 {\an8}We all know Harriett and Ronnie's relationship in the villa 136 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,960 {\an8}has been turbulent. 137 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,040 {\an8}Well, here's an unseen clip 138 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,160 {\an8}that will really STRETCH your imagination. 139 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,720 Wait, can I just ask why are we doing that? 140 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,480 Right, so you just have to, like, breathe like that. 141 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,440 I know, but what's this? 142 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,000 No, so you're just bending and breathing. OK. 143 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,440 HE INHALES DEEPLY There you go. 144 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,000 Right, then one more. HE GIGGLES 145 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,360 Right. Other side. Left. 146 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:14,720 And then... to your toes. And then down. And then to the toes. 147 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:18,880 {\an8}HE EXHALES DEEPLY 148 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,320 {\an8}Wahey, look at that! Turbo stretching, get up there, boy! 149 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,040 {\an8}Right, now let's stretch from the floor. 150 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,280 {\an8}Let's stretch on the floor. 151 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:32,080 Put your feet forward. Put your feet forward. 152 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,680 Yeah, and now you're gonna go like that. 153 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,200 What are we doing? Rowing a boat? Like that. 154 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,440 HE CHUCKLES Forward. Wah! Wah! 155 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,520 No, serious, Ronnie. Sorry! 156 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,880 Now, let's lay on our side. OK. Like this. 157 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,200 This one is gonna come here. This one... 158 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:52,160 Fucking hell! Put that one there. 159 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,720 How did you do that? GIGGLING:Put it in front. 160 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,040 I can't do that. Yeah, you can. 161 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,640 I will pull my bum cheek. No, you can do it, babe. 162 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,040 Thank you. And then this one straight. 163 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,240 That one straight underneath, leg out straight. 164 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,640 Yeah, and then you're gonna pulse this one. 165 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,040 Ready, and you go one, two, three... HE CHUCKLES 166 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:13,520 BOTH:Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... 167 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,240 Ten. Turbo. 168 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,600 {\an8}OK, that's the beginning of your class. 169 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,080 {\an8}Well done, partner. What, are we finished? 170 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,640 {\an8}Well, yeah, for now. Oh, OK. That was good. 171 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:26,400 Mm. 172 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,480 You can't kiss your teacher! What? 173 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,400 {\an8}You can't kiss your teacher. 174 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,960 {\an8}Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm being professional. 175 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,320 {\an8}Sorry, erm... Sorry, professional. SHE LAUGHS 176 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,920 {\an8}Ah, you're funny. And then at the end, you go... 177 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,080 HE INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY 178 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,320 Yeah, well done. Thank you, teacher. 179 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,680 HE CLAPS 180 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,800 OK, you can come back tomorrow. 181 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,080 Done my first pilot's class, everyone! 182 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,640 Having successfully finished his first pilot's class, 183 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,800 Ronnie needed to get his air miles up. 184 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,760 And it wasn't long before he and Harriett 185 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,520 were taking their first flight together... back home 186 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,880 when after the public vote... 187 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,400 Harriett and Ronnie, you received the fewest votes. 188 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:04,600 ..they were sent packing... No, go and get Flopsy. 189 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,800 ..and dumped from the villa. 190 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,760 Have a safe flight, all. Ooh, hope Flopsy wears his seatbelt. 191 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,000 In all my years on Unseen Bits, I had been hard pressed 192 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,560 to find another clip with as many press-ups in it. 193 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:23,880 Yeah, we're just having a competition. 194 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,560 Competition? Yeah. 195 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,560 Between who? Me and the boys. 196 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,160 To do what? Who can do the most press ups. 197 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,440 # Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... # 198 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,480 Fuck that, mate. Yeah. 199 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,360 I've just got better things to do than press-ups right now. 200 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,600 # Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... # 201 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,520 83. 83! 202 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,480 APPLAUSE 203 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,960 One, two... 204 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,680 AYO:Don't you feel fucked after that? Yeah. 205 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,960 Argh! KONNOR:I'm gonna say 101. 206 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,480 Shit. # Face down, ass up... # 207 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:57,360 Joey got to 83, Wil's got to 101. I don't think Trey's beating 101. 208 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,040 YAWNING: Yeah, I'm gonna give him... 209 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,720 I'm gonna give him 63, maybe? 210 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,640 # Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... # 211 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:08,480 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34... 212 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,320 38, 39... He's tired. 213 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,040 He is. You can tell. His form's going. 214 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,120 44, 45, 46, 47... His lower back's caving. 215 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,680 # Face down, ass up That's the way we like to... # 216 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:23,000 62, 63, fuck! Oh, shit, man. 217 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,360 64! Oh, you were so good! 218 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,000 I was so close. You were so close. 219 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,880 60? He did 65. He did 65! You were literally one... 220 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,720 Are you fucking joking? I'm a genius. 221 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,960 You are honestly so good. 222 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,560 I'm more impressed with you than with them. 223 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,920 Same. Literally, same. Go on, how many is Konnor doing? 224 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,400 Erm... I reckon Konnor will probably do 89. 225 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:44,600 40, 41, 42, 43, 44... 226 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,080 See, with Connor, he looks very muscley, 227 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,360 but is he gonna follow through? 228 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,600 Oh, no! You're not even making it to 89. 229 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,400 His form is... Is it? He's doing the worm! 230 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,840 KONNOR GROANS, MEN LAUGH 231 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,440 How many? How many?! 232 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,480 MEN APPLAUSE 233 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:07,840 Joey! How many did he get to? Konnor? How many was that? Hello? 234 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,560 Are they Eggy Boffing us? 235 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,840 IAIN: I would never Eggy Boff you, girls. The answer's 72. 236 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,720 I think he's Eggy Boffing you 237 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,640 because he's embarrassed his score is 72. 238 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,640 # These words are my own... # 239 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,600 # These words are my own... # 240 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,400 IAIN: Love Island is all about coupling up and falling in love. 241 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,080 And in case the Islanders forget what to do, 242 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,720 the art department have handily left prompts all around the place. 243 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:38,080 So, come on, Islanders, slap on factor 50, 244 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,880 get your graft on and whip it up. 245 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,200 It's time to get steamy with the it girls 246 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:47,960 and blow off steam as you spill the rizz, 247 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,320 whatever that means. 248 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,480 Any ideas, Konnor? 249 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,800 But no, you've got a good, like, energy about you. 250 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,480 Aw, thank you very much. You do too. Ah, thank you. Yeah. 251 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,880 Thank you very much. No worries. 252 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,960 That's it. My Nan said it. "You get more with honey." 253 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,560 You get more by being sweet? Yeah. Aw. 254 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,120 IAIN: Konnor, let's have a closer look. 255 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,800 And it says, "You get more with honey." 256 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,560 So basically, like, with a sweet, positive attitude, 257 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,520 you'll get more from it. 258 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,080 I've got one... two... three... 259 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:23,800 So, I got my chilli pepper when I was in Thailand with my sister. 260 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,160 We got matching. And it's because we both love spicy food. 261 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:31,960 Four... five... six... 1972 is the year my mam and dad were born. 262 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,880 Seven, eight... nine... 263 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,080 Supposedly says mum in Japanese, but I did do a Google translate, 264 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,400 and it actually said "Silence" on one of them, 265 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,640 which would explain a lot, given me being very young and very gobby. 266 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,160 I think nine. 267 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,680 So, I've got Stevie Wonder here, on my leg. He's a wicked musician. 268 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,800 It's on my ankle. Here we go. Ooh... Jeez. 269 00:13:55,840 --> 00:14:02,880 Too many waffles ice creams. It basically means "Four" in Thai. 270 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,280 Looks a lot like the Gym King logo, 271 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,080 but it just stands for G for Group Chat. 272 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,440 So if you wanted to be in our lads' group chat, 273 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,080 you needed to have the G on your ankle. 274 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,960 So, I had his name tattooed on my finger, come home, 275 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,440 reality set in, and I thought, "I can't... This... 276 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,560 "This can't be on my finger now." 277 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,680 Everyone was asking me who he was and what it was about, 278 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,920 so I changed it to my dog's name, Bonnie. 279 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,040 And now it's faded, and it looks like Benny. 280 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,280 So I've gone from one boys' name to another. 281 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,400 # I love you, is that OK? # 282 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,640 IAIN STIRLING: Ever wonder what Love Island would look like 283 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:47,040 if it was directed by Greta Gerwig and starred Margot Robbie? 284 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,600 Well, wonder no more. 285 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,600 I feel like they are just, like, little Barbies. Hm? 286 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,640 I feel like they're little Barbies. I could just pick them up. 287 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,120 What, the peop... If you go like that? 288 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,040 Yep. I can just pick them up. Drop them in other places. 289 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,000 Like Sims characters? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. 290 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,600 The Sims. Did you ever used to play that, the Sims? 291 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,680 Yeah. I loved Sims. How sick was the Sims? So good. 292 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,520 The Sims was sick. I'm just gonna put Ciaran... 293 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:13,440 Ciaran over there. Mm-hm. And then put... I'm grabbing up... 294 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,040 I'm grabbing Konnor's... By the hair. 295 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,000 Where is it? I'm gonna place him all the way to there. 296 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,280 SHE LAUGHS 297 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,360 I'm grabbing Grace now as well. HE LAUGHS 298 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,560 Where are you putting Grace? Sorry. I'll leave her alone. 299 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,240 Did you say, "Why you grabbing Grace?" 300 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,840 No, I said, "Where are you putting her?" 301 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,240 "Why you grabbing Grace?" No, I'm not like that. 302 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,200 I'll put down. It is weird. 303 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:42,320 It literally looks like a little Barbie set. It does, doesn't it? 304 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,520 THEY LAUGH 305 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,560 IAIN STIRLING: Here is an unseen clip of Nicole 306 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,440 thinking about life outside of the villa. 307 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,160 Ci, I can't imagine doing a food shop with you. 308 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,160 Oh, love. I am such a good cook. Ah, we'll see. 309 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,080 What would be your meal for us to have? 310 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,320 Steak, baby... Garlic baby potatoes, 311 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,080 and a bit of veg, see what veg I'm fancying at the time, 312 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,600 probably asparagus or broccoli, 313 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,160 because that's probably my favourite. 314 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,720 Nice. What sauce? What sauce? 315 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,560 IAIN STIRLING: Ah, no, ran out of time. 316 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,440 And I don't know about you, but I really want to know... 317 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,880 Come back later to find out. 318 00:33:01,210 --> 00:33:03,050 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 319 00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:04,090 Girls, are you ready? 320 00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:06,290 # Sings a song Sounds like she's singing... # 321 00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:07,930 # Oh, yeah-ah-ah. # 322 00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:09,490 Boys, are you ready? 323 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:10,690 It's gonna be a... HE FARTS 324 00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,370 ..day. Eurgh. 325 00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,130 Come on, let's get that energy up. 326 00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:16,850 Are we melons? No. Are we doughnuts? No. 327 00:33:16,890 --> 00:33:20,090 Are we proper geezers? ALL:Yes! 328 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,970 We are. That's more like it. 329 00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:25,730 # Just like The white winged dove... # 330 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:29,610 We need everyone wide awake. Ayo, do the honours. 331 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:39,330 AYO LAUGHS You fucking... Agh! 332 00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,650 So, loosen up... 333 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:43,530 THEY CHEER, LAUGH 334 00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:46,650 ..because we have a pile of unseen action waiting for you, 335 00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:49,370 so jump on board. 336 00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,770 SCREAMING No, wait. Oh! 337 00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:54,610 THEY GROAN, SHOUT 338 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:03,810 Before the break, things were getting saucy 339 00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:06,730 between Nicole and Ciaran, and what we all want to know is... 340 00:34:06,770 --> 00:34:11,810 What sauce? What sauce? 341 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,770 I don't like peppercorn sauce, and all that. Bleurgh! 342 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:16,090 Nah, I'm buttery... butter-aise... I can't remember what it's called. 343 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:17,730 Butter-aise sauce. Bearnaise? Bearnaise sauce. 344 00:34:17,770 --> 00:34:18,930 "Butter-aise"?! 345 00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:20,730 If you tell me that's your favourite steak sauce, 346 00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:22,330 I will get on one knee and marry you. 347 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:24,650 It is! It is, every time. Every single time. 348 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:28,770 CIARAN GROANS I'm in love. 349 00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:31,250 How I'm in love, I'll never know, but it's great. 350 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:38,810 When the girls were told they were coming to the villa 351 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:41,090 to fall head over heels, I think they got the wrong end of the stick. 352 00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,690 TEXT ALERT 353 00:34:46,730 --> 00:34:49,050 The last thing they were expecting this day was a text. 354 00:34:49,090 --> 00:34:50,850 Probably quicker just to walk, Jessy. 355 00:34:50,890 --> 00:34:54,010 READS ALOUD: 356 00:34:58,450 --> 00:35:01,250 CHEERING Cocktails! Whoo! 357 00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:02,370 It took them ages to get there, 358 00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:05,010 as they decided to do everything in slo-mo. 359 00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:07,410 Come on. Chop, chop. 360 00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:10,770 Oh, let's just dip to black. 361 00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:12,970 While the girls were away, 362 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,890 the boys must have been living it up in the villa. 363 00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:18,290 Well, here's what they got up to. 364 00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,090 JOEY:We've never had just us boys in the villa. 365 00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,930 CIARAN:Where we can actually talk about... Exactly. 366 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,250 We can talk about anything we want now. 367 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:25,050 AYO:Serious? What shall we talk about, then? 368 00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:29,010 THEY LAUGH 369 00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:38,850 If you had to be a fruit, what food would you be, and why? 370 00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:43,490 Pineapple because it's absolutely sexy and juicy. 371 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:46,090 And that's what I think I might be in the villa. 372 00:35:46,130 --> 00:35:50,410 I would say I'd be a cherry cos I'll have a mate. 373 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:55,130 You what? Cos why? What did you just say? 374 00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:58,370 "I think I'd be a cherry cos I'd just have a mate." 375 00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:00,450 What the fuck does that mean? Have a mate. 376 00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,730 Oh! Cherries... There's always two, isn't there? 377 00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:04,410 Oh, fair enough. Won't be on my own. 378 00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:06,450 Wouldn't be lonely. That's quite a good one, actually. 379 00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:07,730 That's cute. Yeah. 380 00:36:07,770 --> 00:36:10,530 I'd be a dragon fruit. Oh, here we go. Why? 381 00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,730 Just fucking cool, innit? It's a dragon. 382 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:16,930 I'd be a strawberry. Sweet, everyone loves strawberries. 383 00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:21,450 I reckon I'd be a coconut. Coconut? Cos I'm hard to crack. 384 00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:24,010 I was going to say I think I'd be an apple 385 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:26,410 cos I'm fucking hard as nails. THEY LAUGH 386 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:27,450 What did you say? 387 00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:30,930 A cheeky Pink Lady. THEY LAUGH 388 00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:34,730 I hate Pink Ladies. I take it back. 389 00:36:34,770 --> 00:36:37,090 I'd be a mango. Granny Smith, isn't it? 390 00:36:37,130 --> 00:36:39,090 Cos "man-go" crazy for it. 391 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,530 IAIN: Oh, Konnor, you are a man in a melon. 392 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:51,010 Back to the girls. What?! Still not arrived? 393 00:36:51,050 --> 00:36:52,650 Oh, come on. Hurry up. 394 00:36:52,690 --> 00:36:55,370 Having sat down, it became obvious 395 00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:57,370 why the girls were dragging their feet - 396 00:36:57,410 --> 00:36:59,610 things were about to get catty. 397 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,130 I think you haven't been the most welcoming, 398 00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:03,170 but I completely understand why you'd be upset 399 00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:04,530 in the whole situation, but... 400 00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:06,570 How do you feel like I've not been welcoming? In what sense? 401 00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:09,770 No! Quite literally catty. 402 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,890 I could hear that cat when you were speaking. 403 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:14,010 How gorgeous is that cat? 404 00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:15,090 # Top Cat! # 405 00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:16,770 Yes, it was the return of our very own "Meow-a Jama", 406 00:37:16,810 --> 00:37:20,290 who was there to mix things up. 407 00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:21,570 TEXT ALERT 408 00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:24,890 READS INFO: 409 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,250 It wasn't long before Uma was almost bringing up a furball. 410 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,290 Stop, I'm gonna be sick. 411 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,490 And waiting for them were Quality Value Casa Boys, 412 00:37:32,530 --> 00:37:34,810 or QVCb, as I like to call them. 413 00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:39,210 Spoil yourself with the Moziah jewellery collection. 414 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,730 The jewellery that I've got on is I have a silver necklace, 415 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:46,090 I have seven piercings, I have a silver nose ring, 416 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:48,730 and I have two titanium rocks in both ears. 417 00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,490 Hey, you, over there. What have you got? 418 00:37:54,530 --> 00:37:59,530 You mean me? Yes, what sort of beard do you call that? 419 00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:02,170 My facial hair is, like, stubble beard. 420 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:04,130 So, I'm currently wearing a gold chain. A gold wrist chain. 421 00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:11,930 {\an8}A titanium silver ring and then a silver signet ring on my left hand. 422 00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:15,130 {\an8}Oh, the Joel range. Exquisite. 423 00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:18,170 Hey, Blade, great shades. What are you wearing? 424 00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:21,850 I'm wearing a silver bracelet and a gold chain. 425 00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:29,690 Hey, Jake, what have you got going on? 426 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:32,810 I'm wearing a silver chain around my neck, 427 00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:36,090 and I also wear a matching bracelet to go with it. 428 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:43,290 Sending you love, too, Essential Hugo. 429 00:38:46,850 --> 00:38:49,690 Is that the Lionel Line you're reeling in, there? 430 00:38:53,810 --> 00:39:02,410 Anyone looking for a set of earrings? 431 00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:04,650 And if you're looking for that summery sneaker and shorts combo 432 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:10,410 that screams Islander, then QVCb has just the thing. 433 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:12,650 Is that it? 434 00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:13,690 Till next time, 435 00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:17,370 thanks, boys, the girls are in for a treat. 436 00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:18,250 Here's an unseen clip that proves you can't buy love. 437 00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:24,850 Here's an unseen clip that proves you can't buy love. 438 00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:27,010 Or can you? 439 00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:28,450 She said she loves me. She said she loves you? 440 00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:30,090 I already told her that though before. No way! 441 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:32,010 You're in love? Yeah. 442 00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:33,170 LAUGHTER 443 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:35,370 My guy! 444 00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,490 My guy. Yes! CHEERING 445 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,130 I thought the girls were gonna tell you, 446 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,370 cos she told all the girls. I thought, 447 00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:42,650 "I'll leave the girls to tell you all." 448 00:39:42,690 --> 00:39:44,770 Have you not told everyone yet? Can't remember what night it was. 449 00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:45,730 Proper rave set in! Yes! 450 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:46,770 My man's in love! 451 00:39:46,810 --> 00:39:51,050 Chin up! Chin up! Chin up! 452 00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:53,050 Oh, my God, you're actually in love. That's mad. Mad, innit? 453 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:56,570 I was shitting myself when I told her. 454 00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:58,810 That is sick, though. In love. 455 00:39:58,850 --> 00:40:02,650 He's in love. This is what we love to see. I'm happy for the boy, man. 456 00:40:02,690 --> 00:40:04,890 Yeah. Love is a real thing. 457 00:40:04,930 --> 00:40:06,570 # I'm in love. # Love is a real thing. 458 00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:08,930 It's a real thing. 459 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:10,370 Like, she loves him and he wears these bad boys. 460 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:12,890 Shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop. 461 00:40:12,930 --> 00:40:16,570 Let me tell you something about these slippers, OK. 462 00:40:16,610 --> 00:40:19,690 I love Nicole, I honestly, I really do, yeah? 463 00:40:19,730 --> 00:40:25,490 But can Nicole make my feet as warm, as cosy, as these? 464 00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:26,930 Absolutely not. 465 00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:30,970 So, do I love my slippers more than Nicole? 466 00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:34,250 Absolutely. 467 00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:36,130 And I say that loud and proud, and I would say it to her face. 468 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:45,930 IAIN: Over in Casa Amor, the new boys don't have long to impress, 469 00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:48,650 so they need to use all their best rizz. 470 00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:51,010 Maybe they didn't get the memo. 471 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,490 I love a little, like, active date. 472 00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,370 What do you do on a first date? What are you saying? 473 00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,490 Oh, I would hope I wouldn't have to choose on a first date. 474 00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:59,650 Right, what, him? I'd like them to take charge, yeah, absolutely. 475 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:02,930 Yeah. What if I say golf? Driving range. 476 00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:04,410 Golf? Golf. 477 00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:06,730 You wanna go play golf on a first date? Yeah, it's class. It works. 478 00:41:06,770 --> 00:41:08,650 I'm water and coffee, normally. 479 00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:09,850 Water and coffee? Water and coffee. 480 00:41:09,890 --> 00:41:13,170 Do you have, like, sweet coffees, or just a black coffee? Black. 481 00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:16,050 Oh, my gosh. Nice and black and strong, yeah, to the point. 482 00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:17,970 I could never drink a black coffee, ever in my life. 483 00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:19,210 No, why? Never in my life. 484 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,290 Going round a golf course is not for me. 485 00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,050 Not the golf course. Yeah, yeah. Are you a golfer? 486 00:41:23,090 --> 00:41:24,050 No, I'm terrible. 487 00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:25,090 What's your go-to treat? 488 00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:27,170 I love the chocolate cake from Nando's. 489 00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:28,890 It's so yummy. Oh, the chocolate cake? 490 00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:30,650 It's so good. Have you had it? 491 00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:34,010 It's insane. And it comes with that little cream on the side. 492 00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:36,770 I'm so clumsy, like, my nickname is literally Bambi. Bambi? 493 00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:38,250 Cos I'm so clumsy. No way. 494 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:39,530 I actually watched Bambi the other day. 495 00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:41,810 Randomly, in my house. Why? Did you cry? 496 00:41:41,850 --> 00:41:44,210 I didn't cry, but it's got no speaking in it really. 497 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:46,970 No? I haven't seen it since I was about five. 498 00:41:47,010 --> 00:41:50,090 So I really can't... I wouldn't rewatch it, if I was you. 499 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:51,730 No, I have no interest now. 500 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,410 But thank you for reassuring me. Don't watch it. 501 00:41:53,450 --> 00:41:55,370 No, not for me. 502 00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:59,050 Oh, dear. That wouldn't be a very good date, would it? 503 00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:05,850 MUSIC: 'Figure It Out' by Royal Blood 504 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:06,890 What's that I hear? 505 00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:08,570 A pumping riff with epic drone shots? 506 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,130 That must be the sound of the Casa girls arriving. 507 00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:12,250 Wait, can I hear something else? 508 00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:14,650 WIND HOWLS 509 00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:15,930 I definitely hear something else. 510 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,610 Maybe turn this down. MUSIC FADES 511 00:42:17,650 --> 00:42:18,850 Is that wind? 512 00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:20,290 Very ominous. 513 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:23,690 Almost angry wind. 514 00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:26,210 Although it looks like Lucy can smell a different kind of wind. 515 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:29,410 Yes, there is definitely something in the air. 516 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:33,130 Yeah, that breeze is unreal. Oh, my God. 517 00:42:33,170 --> 00:42:36,890 There's no breeze, Jessica. That's just the winds of change. 518 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:39,890 Something's angered the ancient gods of the villa. 519 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:41,810 Oh, my God. 520 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:45,130 Oh, my God, I'm scared. SHE GIGGLES 521 00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:47,610 What could possibly be this riled up? 522 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:50,490 Something's gonna come flying towards us. 523 00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:51,690 No, you spoke to soon, Lucy, it's... 524 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:53,610 It's... 525 00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:57,050 The yellow bean bags! 526 00:42:57,090 --> 00:43:01,690 SHE GASPS 527 00:43:01,730 --> 00:43:04,330 SHE GASPS 528 00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:05,650 Which can only mean one thing, 529 00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,010 drama is afoot! 530 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:09,850 Oh, no. Beanbags in the pool! 531 00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,690 ECHOING:Beanbags in the pool! 532 00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:12,650 Beanbags in the pool! 533 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,010 WIND HOWLS 534 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,090 Now, it's fine, girls, you just sit there 535 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,010 and I'll go face the gale-force winds. 536 00:43:19,050 --> 00:43:21,330 In fact, I will get the boys to help me. 537 00:43:21,370 --> 00:43:23,290 Maybe they know where this foul wind came from. 538 00:43:23,330 --> 00:43:26,170 LOUD FART 539 00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:27,890 Oh, that settles it, then. 540 00:43:27,930 --> 00:43:29,490 Right, boys, I've asked every day to do this, 541 00:43:29,530 --> 00:43:31,010 can we please, when the new girls come in, 542 00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:32,530 just be like, "You all right?" Eggy Boff them? 543 00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:33,610 Eggy Boff them! 544 00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:35,410 LAUGHTER 545 00:43:35,450 --> 00:43:38,690 You boys can play, but I ain't playing that game, man. 546 00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:39,770 LAUGHTER 547 00:43:39,810 --> 00:43:40,810 Shit! LAUGHTER 548 00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:43,010 I'm with you, Konnor, it's a dangerous game to play, 549 00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:46,330 we know how much trouble it caused last time, Ciaran. 550 00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:54,930 Hey, girls, mind all gathering in the dressing room? 551 00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:57,130 I need to tell you something important? 552 00:43:57,170 --> 00:44:00,370 Yes, no problem. 553 00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:01,570 I'm here, boys! 554 00:44:01,610 --> 00:44:03,250 Oh, we've run out of time. 555 00:44:03,290 --> 00:44:04,650 Come back later to find out... 556 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,810 Argh! 557 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:23,060 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 558 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:26,540 # How does it feel? # 559 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,140 Are you sitting comfortably? 560 00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:29,620 OK, I wish I could... Argh! 561 00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:31,020 Never mind. We'll carry on anyway, 562 00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:33,100 because we've got clips that will make you spin... 563 00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:34,140 Yeah, there we go. 564 00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:37,860 ..and take your breath away. 565 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:42,180 Ha! I swear, I actually can't breathe. 566 00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:44,580 We've got less drama than the main show... 567 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,140 Be a nice chill day with no problems. 568 00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:49,020 ..and you'll get to learn about every inch 569 00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:50,500 of our Islander's bodies... 570 00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:52,820 Me and Sean have got too many nipples, haven't we? 571 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,660 Exactly, mate. Four between us. 572 00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:57,740 Three nipple gang. Touch me, baby. 573 00:44:57,780 --> 00:44:59,820 ..and be inspired by their wisdom. 574 00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:01,620 Sometimes, in a game of chess, you lose your queen. 575 00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,420 But it doesn't mean that you can't come back 576 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,420 and win the game and get another. That's it. 577 00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,940 You love a quote, don't you? Love this guy and his quotes! 578 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:09,380 No quotes. Where do you get all these quotes from? 579 00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:10,660 I don't know. From books? 580 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:17,660 Before the break, I asked the girls to head to the dressing room. 581 00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:20,700 Well, here's... 582 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:24,220 Yep, no problem. 583 00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:27,620 How was it? After? 584 00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:31,700 NICOLE GASPS AND PANTS 585 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:38,300 I can't breathe. 586 00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:41,660 Well, I didn't tell you to run, Nicole. 587 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:48,820 It's time for the new girls to get to know the boys, 588 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:52,180 and something tells me Sean has been here before. 589 00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:53,940 Oh, I have got a really important question to ask you. 590 00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:55,620 You know what I'm gonna ask you. I think I do. 591 00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,300 THEY LAUGH 592 00:45:57,340 --> 00:45:58,900 I wanted to know. Yeah. 593 00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:01,980 What sweet are you? Mm. 594 00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:06,980 Everything happens for a reason. Yeah. 595 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,700 I'm not like a massive, like... Manifestation person. 596 00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:10,500 Yeah, but I do believe... You know, I'm getting into it. 597 00:46:10,540 --> 00:46:12,540 I'm starting to believe. I'm starting to believe it has well. 598 00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:13,700 There's one that I really want to be. 599 00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:15,580 One that you really want to be? Is it pink? No. 600 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,220 Do you believe in manifestation? Oh, my God. 601 00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:20,100 Let me see. What does that say? 602 00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:21,820 It says, "What you think, you'll become, 603 00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:24,100 "what you feel, you'll attract, what you imagine, you'll create." 604 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:27,660 Oh, my God, I love that. I am so into manifestation. 605 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,500 Is it, like, strawberry flavour? No. You're so far off. 606 00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:33,060 I'm an Aries. OK. Sorry. 607 00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:37,180 No, you don't know... Ha! Why are you laughing? 608 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:38,980 No, because are you, like, into all the... No, but I... 609 00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,060 ..rocks and... Rocks? 610 00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:42,700 Like, made up flavour? No, it's an old-fashioned, 611 00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:45,820 classic... Old-fashioned. 612 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:48,140 Law of attraction, that's what I believe in. 613 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,100 Yeah, an attracting force of energy. 614 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,300 Is it, er, like a lemon sherbet or something? Yeah. 615 00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:54,580 Is it?! Yeah. That's what I wanted to be. 616 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:57,460 I mean, I'm not, cos you didn't naturally call me it, but... 617 00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,940 I believe in the law of attraction. What you put out, you'll attract. 618 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:03,020 What you manifest, you will attract. 619 00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:05,020 What you think, feel and speak, you'll attract. Understood. 620 00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:07,460 You're, like, hard and crunchy on the outside... 621 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,540 No, I just like lemon sherbets. 622 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:13,300 Yeah, sweet, Sean, really sweet (!) 623 00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:21,540 Back to the CV now - that's Casa Villa - 624 00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:23,620 for a BGC - Big Group Chat - 625 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:27,140 with the CAB - Casa Amor Boys. 626 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:30,780 Do you guys have any POA for today? Plan of action, boys? 627 00:47:30,820 --> 00:47:34,020 I thought it was point of action. Point of action, boys? 628 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,780 It's plan of action. It's plan of action. 629 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,500 And it's also proof of address. LAUGHTER 630 00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:43,300 Ha! Do you have any proof of address today, boys? 631 00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:46,740 Do you? Give me your proof of address now! 632 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:49,660 Now! LAUGHTER 633 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,340 So, yeah, what's your proof of address, then, today, boys? 634 00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:55,900 Our proof of address? All right, I do mean plan of action, though. 635 00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:58,340 All right? All right? All right? 636 00:47:58,380 --> 00:48:00,460 All right! All right, all right, all right. 637 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,060 Wow, these are so nice. What the fuck? 638 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:04,020 Yeah, tell us, tell us, tell us. Stop being all secretive. 639 00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,900 Yeah, guys, I have asked that ten times. 640 00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,580 Yeah, four times now. What's YOUR plan of action? 641 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:10,260 My plan of action is to slay the day away. 642 00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:11,700 That's what we always do. Ha! 643 00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:14,100 To eat my ice creams, to enjoy, to smile. 644 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:16,420 Slay the day away. Always. 645 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,220 Is that your coined phrase? Yeah! 646 00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:20,340 It's a new day, it's a new slay. 647 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:21,580 We need to stop beating ourselves up. 648 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:23,580 No point being down about it, girls. We need to just... 649 00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:25,460 So you're the motivational speaker of group, basically. 650 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,460 I am now. 651 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:29,620 ALL:Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! 652 00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:32,220 Casa! Casa! Casa! Casa! 653 00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:35,420 IAIN: Ca-sa! Ca-sa! Ca-sa! Sorry, I just had to join in. 654 00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:44,860 Earlier in the week, the two villas went head to head in Raunchy Races, 655 00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:47,740 where they had to correctly answer our series of questions. 656 00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,940 The oldest boy must snog the oldest girl. 657 00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:52,900 Yes, Joey! Yes, Joey! 658 00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:55,260 Kiss him! Done. 659 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,860 But the girls had bigger questions of their own. 660 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,820 Who's Jessica, then? Who's Emma? 661 00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:01,220 Who the fuck is Lucy? 662 00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:04,100 # 24 years just waiting for a chance 663 00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:07,620 # To tell her how I feel And maybe get a second glance 664 00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:11,060 # Now I gotta get used To not living next door 665 00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:12,900 # To Alice... # 666 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,020 Who's Emma? 667 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,740 Who the fuck is Emma? 668 00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:21,300 # No, I'll never get used To not living next door to... # 669 00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:24,140 Emma? 670 00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:26,820 Who actually is she? 671 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:29,980 IAIN STIRLING: Here are some extra raunchy bits you didn't get to see. 672 00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:31,780 The boy with the smallest feet 673 00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,220 must perform their favourite sex position 674 00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:34,260 on the girl they fancy the most. 675 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:35,660 ALL: What size feet? GEORGE:I've got nine. 676 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,100 GRACE:Nine, nine, nine. ALL: Go, go, go. 677 00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,700 Sex position, sex position! YELLING 678 00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:43,900 ALL: Yes! 679 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:47,340 Showed me what he's got in his locker. 680 00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:50,340 I shouldn't have said that. 681 00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:52,580 The shortest boy must snog the girl he wants to share a bed with. 682 00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:57,660 ALL: Go, Kon, go. 683 00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:59,660 CIARAN:We cannot lose that one. No, but that weren't quick. 684 00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:02,180 That wasn't quick. I don't know, I'm excited. 685 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:06,020 CHEERING AND YELLING 686 00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:07,820 If we hear a cheer, we know we're fucked. 687 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:10,620 Casa wins! CHEERING 688 00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,500 Come on! Oh, fuck! 689 00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,100 The girl with the lightest colour eyes must ride 690 00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:16,420 the boy who they fancy, and ride the bucking bronco for ten seconds. 691 00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:18,100 Ten seconds! THEY COUNT DOWN 692 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:23,780 Quickly! RUBY SCREAMS 693 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:28,420 Go on! CHEERING AND YELLING 694 00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:31,860 Obviously, tried to keep that as PG as I could. 695 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,540 Main villa win. Ruby and Sean, you crushed it! 696 00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:36,580 CHEERING NICOLE:Well done. 697 00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:39,860 RUBY:Girls, youse are congratulating me for riding. 698 00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:44,580 Main villa win Raunchy Races. What are you saying? 699 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:46,980 I'm too small, bruv. 700 00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:51,100 Put one up like that. Number one. Winners. 701 00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:02,260 IAIN STIRLING: To the main villa dressing room now, 702 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,820 and Casa girls are taking ages. 703 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:07,620 Girls, are you nearly ready? I just don't wanna look half-dead. 704 00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:11,460 I just need to put my lip gloss on, and I'm running outside 705 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:14,740 cos I'm actually desperate to get in the sun. 706 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:18,380 That's all very well and good, but... 707 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,590 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits. 708 00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:38,030 ALL CHANT:Go, go, go, go, go! 709 00:51:38,070 --> 00:51:41,750 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 710 00:51:41,790 --> 00:51:43,790 We've got time to tweeze in one more round of clips for you. 711 00:51:43,830 --> 00:51:46,870 TWEEZER PLUCK SOUND EFFECT Argh! 712 00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:49,830 There's some bits that might leave a bad taste in your mouth. 713 00:51:49,870 --> 00:51:52,110 Does it taste bad? Mate, tastes like arse. 714 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:53,310 BLADE LAUGHS 715 00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:54,550 Some that wouldn't make much sense. 716 00:51:54,590 --> 00:51:58,190 I was like... SLURS:"Kid in a sweet shop." 717 00:51:58,230 --> 00:52:02,070 THEY LAUGH SLURS:"Just a kid in a sweet shop." 718 00:52:02,110 --> 00:52:03,510 THEY LAUGH 719 00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:05,430 SLURS:"I had too many lemon sherbets." 720 00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:06,510 I was about to say cockroaches. 721 00:52:06,550 --> 00:52:10,230 What are they called? Cockerels? Cockatoo? Mm. 722 00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:14,470 Chickens? Chickens go... SHE SQUAWKS 723 00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:15,790 And some that you won't be able to forget. 724 00:52:15,830 --> 00:52:16,990 But remember... 725 00:52:17,030 --> 00:52:20,910 WHISPERS:I'm the prize. 726 00:52:25,590 --> 00:52:27,670 Earlier, the Casa girls were taking ages doing their make-up. 727 00:52:27,710 --> 00:52:29,630 Let's hope they finally finished getting ready 728 00:52:29,670 --> 00:52:31,230 so we can find out... 729 00:52:31,270 --> 00:52:38,110 I just need to put my lip gloss on, and I'm running outside 730 00:52:38,150 --> 00:52:40,270 cos I'm actually desperate to get in the sun. 731 00:52:40,310 --> 00:52:44,470 JESSICA SCREAMS 732 00:52:44,510 --> 00:52:48,110 For the minute, that'll do, and I'll put some lipstick on. 733 00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:51,310 I actually think you got away with that, Jessica. 734 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,750 Pucker up, buttercup, because last week, 735 00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:02,230 the villa was filled with the sweet sound of snogging, 736 00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:07,270 and it got tongues wagging right across the internet. 737 00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:17,310 IAIN READS ALOUD: 738 00:53:19,390 --> 00:53:22,470 Face vomiting emoji, face vomiting emoji, 739 00:53:22,510 --> 00:53:26,510 face vomiting emoji, 740 00:53:26,550 --> 00:53:31,670 nauseated face emoji nauseated face emoji. 741 00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:33,510 When you speak, I listen. 742 00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:36,670 CIARAN SMACKS LIPS, DIAMANTE GIGGLES 743 00:53:36,710 --> 00:53:44,110 SMOOCHING 744 00:53:44,150 --> 00:53:45,550 Have you got that lip balm on your lips? Yeah. 745 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:48,190 Oh, my God. 746 00:53:48,230 --> 00:53:52,350 # Your lips are moving Tell me do you think I'm dumb? 747 00:53:52,390 --> 00:53:56,430 # I might be young But I ain't stupid 748 00:53:56,470 --> 00:53:59,790 # Talking round in circles With your tongue 749 00:53:59,830 --> 00:54:02,910 # I gave you bass You gave me sweet talk... # 750 00:54:02,950 --> 00:54:05,190 SLURPING 751 00:54:05,230 --> 00:54:07,870 SLURPING, SUCKING 752 00:54:07,910 --> 00:54:13,710 JOEY GASPS 753 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:14,990 WHISPERS:Sean the boy, Sean the boy! 754 00:54:15,030 --> 00:54:18,270 SMOOCHING, SLURPING 755 00:54:18,310 --> 00:54:20,230 SLURPING, SUCKING 756 00:54:20,270 --> 00:54:27,230 I'm not kissing him again. 757 00:54:27,270 --> 00:54:31,390 # I know you lie Cos your lips are moving... # 758 00:54:31,430 --> 00:54:33,990 Sorry, did you say turn the smooching down and the music up? 759 00:54:34,030 --> 00:54:35,550 Couldn't hear a thing. 760 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,870 As style icons, our Islanders are all about getting their glam on. 761 00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:42,870 Gorge, gorge. 762 00:54:42,910 --> 00:54:45,710 And getting their salmon on. I like this pink as well. 763 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,230 Thanks, mate. Is it like a salmon? 764 00:54:47,270 --> 00:54:50,230 I wouldn't mind a salmon. I think it's like a salmon. 765 00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:52,590 You think this is a salmon pink? I think it's a salmon, bro. 766 00:54:52,630 --> 00:54:54,350 Interesting. I like that. 767 00:54:54,390 --> 00:54:55,710 I think this is too pink to be a salmon. 768 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:57,750 I think this is a good colour for you, this. 769 00:54:57,790 --> 00:54:58,950 Thank you, bro. Salmon. Looks nice. 770 00:54:58,990 --> 00:55:02,790 I'm hoping it goes off. I think it will go off, bro. 771 00:55:02,830 --> 00:55:05,630 UMA:# Think about you. # That face exactly. 772 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:09,350 My walk's gonna be this. MIMII LAUGHS 773 00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:11,430 I'm not joking. Or should I practise? Yeah. 774 00:55:11,470 --> 00:55:16,070 Three, two, one, go. Wow. 775 00:55:16,110 --> 00:55:17,510 Our Islanders are dressed to impress 776 00:55:17,550 --> 00:55:20,110 and ready for the biggest night of the season. 777 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:23,670 Oh, here's an abridge-rton-ed version of what happened. 778 00:55:23,710 --> 00:55:28,030 DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC 779 00:55:28,070 --> 00:55:30,910 Dearest reader, my name is Iain Whistledown, 780 00:55:30,950 --> 00:55:33,390 you may not know me, but I know you. 781 00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:36,270 The villa is abuzz for the anticipated arrival 782 00:55:36,310 --> 00:55:39,230 of our Queen Maya. 783 00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:45,190 It's time to make your decisions. 784 00:55:45,230 --> 00:55:48,070 This is what they have been training for since birth. 785 00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:54,430 With lines better than I myself might have penned. 786 00:55:54,470 --> 00:55:57,110 Trust the process, and good things come to those who wait. 787 00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:03,350 Aww! I missed you so much! 788 00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:06,630 And how do you feel about that? Don't know. 789 00:56:06,670 --> 00:56:11,430 Fair enough. 790 00:56:14,670 --> 00:56:23,630 Sorry, Diamante, Ruby, or even Lucy. 791 00:56:23,670 --> 00:56:26,270 Here's an unseen clip of the morning after the night before, 792 00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:29,030 where Wil and Sean are trying to make it up to Uma and Matilda. 793 00:56:29,070 --> 00:56:35,150 Mate, this is gonna be the best make-up coffee one has ever made. 794 00:56:35,190 --> 00:56:36,950 And you know what they say - the bigger the pile 795 00:56:36,990 --> 00:56:40,310 of squirty cream, the more sorry you are. 796 00:56:40,350 --> 00:56:42,710 Bloody hell, Sean! 797 00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:45,990 GIRLS LAUGH Iced coffee. More iced coffees. 798 00:56:46,030 --> 00:56:48,070 Thank you. There you go. Aw. 799 00:56:48,110 --> 00:56:50,470 Morning, girls. GIRLS:Morning! 800 00:56:50,510 --> 00:56:53,430 Sean came in and brought this. LAUGHTER 801 00:56:53,470 --> 00:56:57,990 I'll just stick it down there. Tell her it was made with love. 802 00:56:58,030 --> 00:57:00,790 OK. We'll tell her. I'll leave it here. 803 00:57:00,830 --> 00:57:04,430 Aw, Wil, you cutie. Perfect. 804 00:57:04,470 --> 00:57:06,830 You think a fucking iced coffee's gonna do, with a bit of syrup? 805 00:57:06,870 --> 00:57:09,110 That's what you were doing before. Do you know what I mean? 806 00:57:09,150 --> 00:57:10,950 It's gonna be iced coffees everyday. That's regardless. 807 00:57:10,990 --> 00:57:12,550 Even if I never spoke to you again, 808 00:57:12,590 --> 00:57:14,110 I would still accept an iced coffee every day. 809 00:57:14,150 --> 00:57:17,470 Are you joking? That's bog fucking standard. 810 00:57:17,510 --> 00:57:20,230 Like, I need him to pull out all the stops right now. 811 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,350 Sean and Wil should be together right now, crying. 812 00:57:22,390 --> 00:57:25,750 I want to see you on your knees. Yeah. And I mean that. 813 00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:28,390 They should both be scheming on how to get us back. 814 00:57:28,430 --> 00:57:32,110 No scheming - crying and begging. Crying and begging. Yeah, toast. 815 00:57:32,150 --> 00:57:36,030 Yeah, I want every single bit of toast in letters now, 816 00:57:36,070 --> 00:57:40,510 spread along a whole picnic table. Mm-hm. Yeah. 817 00:57:40,550 --> 00:57:41,950 I want the whole villa. 818 00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:44,470 I want you to blindfold me, take me up to the terrace, 819 00:57:44,510 --> 00:57:46,790 the whole villa to be spelt out in letters with their body. 820 00:57:46,830 --> 00:57:48,390 I'm sorry. Stevie Wonder singing downstairs. 821 00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:51,550 He's hired out a whole orchestra band. 822 00:57:51,590 --> 00:57:54,710 I want a helicopter. "I am sorry, Uma. Please forgive me." 823 00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,910 "I'm Wil, and I'm a mug." "My name's Wil, and I'm so silly, 824 00:57:56,950 --> 00:58:01,350 "and I'm a freak." "And I'm a loser moth." 825 00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:04,350 That's what I want in the sky right now. 826 00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:06,110 "Loser moth"? That is low. 827 00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:08,630 Isn't a moth already a loser butterfly? 828 00:58:14,270 --> 00:58:17,630 It's time for... 829 00:58:22,950 --> 00:58:24,710 And this time... 830 00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:27,310 What have you got for me? Come on, then. Let's have it. 831 00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:29,990 {\an8}I asked them to show me their best dance moves. 832 00:58:30,030 --> 00:58:33,510 {\an8}No. I'm shy! 833 00:58:33,550 --> 00:58:36,190 Beachhut Bonanza dance moves of the week. 834 00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:42,150 If I was out and I was dancing, I'd have a wine in my hand, 835 00:58:42,190 --> 00:58:43,630 and I'd just be like this. 836 00:58:43,670 --> 00:58:48,790 Oi! Come on. See the bird you like. You're saying, "Come here, darling." 837 00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:51,310 SHE LAUGHS 838 00:58:51,350 --> 00:58:53,990 Oh, I'm gonna have to take my Crocs off! 839 00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:59,990 Oh, oh, oh. 840 00:59:00,030 --> 00:59:02,750 Whatever. 841 00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:07,190 Is that good? 842 00:59:07,230 --> 00:59:10,950 And then... 843 00:59:10,990 --> 00:59:15,710 Aim, fire. 844 00:59:19,310 --> 00:59:22,950 MIMICS BASS, LAUGHS 845 00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:27,470 MIMICS RUSTY ROBOT 846 00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:29,470 We might even get the rope out, start giving that little pull, 847 00:59:29,510 --> 00:59:30,750 do you know what I mean? 848 00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:33,470 Crack the old can. Go on, my son. HE LAUGHS 849 00:59:33,510 --> 00:59:34,470 I've not done this in years. 850 00:59:34,510 --> 00:59:36,950 SHE CHUCKLES 851 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:43,590 Is that good? 852 00:59:43,630 --> 00:59:49,390 Oh, oh, oh. 853 00:59:49,430 --> 00:59:51,150 No, come on! Where's the beat? 854 00:59:51,190 --> 00:59:56,470 Oh. # Don't stop the music. # 855 01:00:00,790 --> 01:00:02,310 That is it. 856 01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:05,830 That's all for... 857 01:00:09,590 --> 01:00:11,670 Come back next time for more Unseen Bits. 858 01:00:11,710 --> 01:00:14,470 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com