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IAIN STIRLING: Election fever
is sweeping the villa,
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so place your bets.
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The campaign starts now.
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Our candidates
are all very well groomed.
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And like all good politicians,
our Islanders have been busy.
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# Oh, yeah! #
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Pressing the flesh...
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SMOOCHING
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..giving rousing speeches...
Are we melons? No.
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SCREAMS
..making gaffes...
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What are they called?
Cockerels? Cockatoo?
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SCREECHES
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..causing scandals...
Who's Emma?!
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..and promising things that are just
too good to be true.
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Oh, love! I am such a good cook.
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But it's time for a change.
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No, a real change.
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But what positions do they take
on things that really matter?
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Showed me what he's got
in his locker.
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It's the dawning
of a brave new dawn.
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FARTS
Not really.
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It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!
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Yes!
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STAR WARS THEME PLAYS
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Well, just last week,
and in Mallorca.
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Nah, actually,
it brought loads of drama.
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Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits!
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We're like R2-D2,
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the cheeky sidekick to the hero
that is the main show.
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And we don't just have
Obi-Wan villa, we have two.
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Which means double the Islanders,
so expect shock alliances.
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I love you, Sean.
The Force is strong in these two.
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Come on. Do you remember?
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BOTH:Chin up!
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And there are bugs bigger
than the Millennium Falcon.
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Argh! Argh! Argh!
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Urgh! Oh! What's that?!
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Urgh! Argh! Aaargh!
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THEY SCREAM
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GASPS
It's in your hair!
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ALL SCREAM
It's a butterfly!
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A fly? In my hair?!
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Argh! Oh, my God!
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It just buzzed in my ear!
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Enough Star Wars metaphors.
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On this show, we're more
dance studio than Death Star.
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FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
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# Da-da, da-da, uh-uh, uh-uh... #
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# I wanna know, can you feel it too?
Uh-uh, uh-uh. #
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And pub trivia
that is out of this world.
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Actually, fun fact, fun fact.
Sharks don't like, erm...
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Sharks don't like human meat,
actually. Really?
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Yeah, because we don't
have enough fat on us.
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In fact, sharks need a lot...
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Actually, wait, is it polar bears?
Maybe it's polar bears.
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I was gonna say,
cos isn't, like, tuna...?
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Sorry, sorry, I meant polar bears.
My bad, sorry.
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Polar bears? Yeah, polar bears
don't like human meat
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because we don't have
enough fat on us.
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Yeah, cos they like seal fat.
Yeah, yeah.
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So if you ever see a polar bear,
just, like, flex your muscles.
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He'll just be like, "Yeah, bro,
you're too lean for me, bro."
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Note to self -
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never go to the North Pole
with someone skinnier than you.
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In this unseen clip, I'm going
to take us away back to another era,
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which is universally known as BC
- Before Casa.
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A more harmonious time
when Mimii and Nicole
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were keeping their eyes
firmly on their boys.
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They're so gorge, aren't they?
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Mm. Grr!
THEY CHUCKLE
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I'm not facing you when I do it,
man. Ha!
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I'll just look at your arse
from here.
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I have a lovely arse.
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Shall we just sneakily watch them?
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Damn.
Damn, damn, damn, damn!
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And it's the faces they make.
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# Do it again, do it again... #
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This is a strong line-up, you know.
They're all gorgeous.
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Go on, Ciaran.
Oh, Ciaran, do it for the team.
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They have nice backs.
You know, it's, like, sculpted.
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Yeah.
I love a back.
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# Again and again and again... #
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That's my favourite one, you know.
When they do that.
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Bring it on.
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We're like schoolgirls.
Just getting spied!
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# Do it again... #
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Wonder what's going
through their head. Mm.
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They're probably wondering
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why their ears are burning
as much as their biceps.
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You may have noticed
that there always seems to be
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a lot of finger sucking
in the villa,
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and this unseen clip explains why.
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Guys, guys,
I've actually got a question.
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Question!
Go on.
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Erm, if you've got five liquids
on your hand,
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you can have these five liquids
for the rest of your life
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but they come out
of your five fingertips.
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What liquids are you putting in
your fingers, if you could choose?
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Water, petrol, mayo...
LAUGHTER
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Obviously mayo.
Condiment. Didn't think of that.
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Condoms?
LAUGHTER
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What about aftershave?
Is that a liquid?
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You can't live without that.
And, er...
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You haven't even got
an alcoholic beverage in there, bro.
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Oh, yeah. Guinness.
Ooh, I like that. Time for that.
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That is a decent five.
That's a good five.
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Harriett?
What was mine again?
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Lip gloss, rose, perfume,
iced coffee... Oh, yeah.
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And...
Oh, then rose.
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IAIN: You said rose twice.
Have you had a cheeky suck already?
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Like the Amazon rainforest,
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the Love Island villa
is a complex ecosystem
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that is home to a diverse range
of flora and fauna.
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This week,
a new species was discovered,
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and it was the job of our Islanders
to name it.
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Diego!
WIL LAUGHS
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Come here.
JOEY WHISTLES
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And feed it.
We need to feed it some, like, ants.
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And there are no flies on Joey.
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In a flash, he turned
his new-found love of zoology
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into a career opportunity.
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Move over Sir David Attenborough.
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AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH:And here
we have in the Love Island villa
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a wild gecko in the name of Diego.
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We follow him...
Oh!
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..for 24 hours a day,
looking at him to catch his prey
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with his dark green skin...
and his vicious tongue.
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He will eventually catch his flies.
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I've got...
JOEY GIGGLES
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Mate, if he's there tomorrow,
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I'm just gonna keep doing
a little documentary on him.
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Oh! You fucker!
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Essex and Attenborough job swap,
I'd watch that.
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Sir David would make
a great Bombshell.
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{\an8}We all know Harriett and Ronnie's
relationship in the villa
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{\an8}has been turbulent.
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{\an8}Well, here's an unseen clip
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{\an8}that will really
STRETCH your imagination.
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Wait, can I just ask
why are we doing that?
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Right, so you just have to, like,
breathe like that.
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I know, but what's this?
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No, so you're just bending
and breathing. OK.
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HE INHALES DEEPLY
There you go.
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Right, then one more.
HE GIGGLES
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Right.
Other side. Left.
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And then... to your toes.
And then down. And then to the toes.
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{\an8}HE EXHALES DEEPLY
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{\an8}Wahey, look at that!
Turbo stretching, get up there, boy!
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{\an8}Right, now let's stretch
from the floor.
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{\an8}Let's stretch on the floor.
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Put your feet forward.
Put your feet forward.
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Yeah, and now
you're gonna go like that.
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What are we doing? Rowing a boat?
Like that.
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HE CHUCKLES
Forward. Wah! Wah!
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No, serious, Ronnie.
Sorry!
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Now, let's lay on our side.
OK. Like this.
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This one is gonna come here.
This one...
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Fucking hell!
Put that one there.
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How did you do that?
GIGGLING:Put it in front.
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I can't do that.
Yeah, you can.
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I will pull my bum cheek.
No, you can do it, babe.
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Thank you.
And then this one straight.
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That one straight underneath,
leg out straight.
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Yeah, and then you're gonna pulse
this one.
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Ready, and you go one, two, three...
HE CHUCKLES
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BOTH:Four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine...
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Ten.
Turbo.
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{\an8}OK, that's the beginning
of your class.
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{\an8}Well done, partner.
What, are we finished?
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{\an8}Well, yeah, for now.
Oh, OK. That was good.
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Mm.
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You can't kiss your teacher!
What?
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{\an8}You can't kiss your teacher.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, sorry,
I'm being professional.
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{\an8}Sorry, erm... Sorry, professional.
SHE LAUGHS
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{\an8}Ah, you're funny.
And then at the end, you go...
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HE INHALES,
EXHALES DEEPLY
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Yeah, well done.
Thank you, teacher.
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HE CLAPS
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OK, you can come back tomorrow.
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Done my first pilot's class,
everyone!
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Having successfully finished
his first pilot's class,
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Ronnie needed
to get his air miles up.
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And it wasn't long
before he and Harriett
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were taking their first flight
together... back home
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when after the public vote...
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Harriett and Ronnie,
you received the fewest votes.
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..they were sent packing...
No, go and get Flopsy.
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..and dumped from the villa.
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Have a safe flight, all.
Ooh, hope Flopsy wears his seatbelt.
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In all my years on Unseen Bits,
I had been hard pressed
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to find another clip
with as many press-ups in it.
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Yeah, we're just having
a competition.
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Competition?
Yeah.
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Between who?
Me and the boys.
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To do what?
Who can do the most press ups.
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# Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to... #
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Fuck that, mate.
Yeah.
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I've just got better things to do
than press-ups right now.
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# Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to... #
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83.
83!
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APPLAUSE
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One, two...
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AYO:Don't you feel fucked
after that? Yeah.
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Argh!
KONNOR:I'm gonna say 101.
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Shit.
# Face down, ass up... #
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Joey got to 83, Wil's got to 101.
I don't think Trey's beating 101.
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YAWNING:
Yeah, I'm gonna give him...
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I'm gonna give him 63, maybe?
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# Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to... #
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29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34...
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38, 39...
He's tired.
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He is. You can tell.
His form's going.
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44, 45, 46, 47...
His lower back's caving.
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# Face down, ass up
That's the way we like to... #
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62, 63, fuck! Oh, shit, man.
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64!
Oh, you were so good!
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I was so close.
You were so close.
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60? He did 65. He did 65!
You were literally one...
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Are you fucking joking?
I'm a genius.
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You are honestly so good.
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I'm more impressed with you
than with them.
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Same. Literally, same.
Go on, how many is Konnor doing?
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Erm... I reckon Konnor
will probably do 89.
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40, 41, 42, 43, 44...
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See, with Connor,
he looks very muscley,
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but is he gonna follow through?
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Oh, no!
You're not even making it to 89.
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His form is...
Is it? He's doing the worm!
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KONNOR GROANS,
MEN LAUGH
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How many?
How many?!
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MEN APPLAUSE
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Joey! How many did he get to?
Konnor? How many was that? Hello?
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Are they Eggy Boffing us?
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IAIN: I would never Eggy Boff you,
girls. The answer's 72.
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I think he's Eggy Boffing you
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because he's embarrassed
his score is 72.
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# These words are my own... #
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# These words are my own... #
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IAIN: Love Island is all about
coupling up and falling in love.
241
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And in case the Islanders
forget what to do,
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the art department have handily
left prompts all around the place.
243
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So, come on, Islanders,
slap on factor 50,
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get your graft on and whip it up.
245
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It's time to get steamy
with the it girls
246
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and blow off steam
as you spill the rizz,
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whatever that means.
248
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Any ideas, Konnor?
249
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But no, you've got a good,
like, energy about you.
250
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Aw, thank you very much. You do too.
Ah, thank you. Yeah.
251
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Thank you very much.
No worries.
252
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That's it. My Nan said it.
"You get more with honey."
253
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You get more by being sweet?
Yeah. Aw.
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IAIN: Konnor,
let's have a closer look.
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And it says,
"You get more with honey."
256
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So basically, like, with a sweet,
positive attitude,
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you'll get more from it.
258
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I've got one... two... three...
259
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So, I got my chilli pepper when
I was in Thailand with my sister.
260
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We got matching. And it's
because we both love spicy food.
261
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Four... five... six... 1972 is
the year my mam and dad were born.
262
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Seven, eight... nine...
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Supposedly says mum in Japanese,
but I did do a Google translate,
264
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and it actually said
"Silence" on one of them,
265
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which would explain a lot, given
me being very young and very gobby.
266
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I think nine.
267
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So, I've got Stevie Wonder here,
on my leg. He's a wicked musician.
268
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It's on my ankle. Here we go.
Ooh... Jeez.
269
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Too many waffles ice creams.
It basically means "Four" in Thai.
270
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Looks a lot like the Gym King logo,
271
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but it just stands for
G for Group Chat.
272
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So if you wanted to be
in our lads' group chat,
273
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you needed to have
the G on your ankle.
274
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,960
So, I had his name tattooed
on my finger, come home,
275
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reality set in, and I thought,
"I can't... This...
276
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"This can't be on my finger now."
277
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Everyone was asking me who he was
and what it was about,
278
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so I changed it to my dog's name,
Bonnie.
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And now it's faded,
and it looks like Benny.
280
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So I've gone from one boys' name
to another.
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# I love you, is that OK? #
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IAIN STIRLING: Ever wonder
what Love Island would look like
283
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if it was directed by Greta Gerwig
and starred Margot Robbie?
284
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,600
Well, wonder no more.
285
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,600
I feel like they are just,
like, little Barbies. Hm?
286
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,640
I feel like they're little Barbies.
I could just pick them up.
287
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,120
What, the peop...
If you go like that?
288
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,040
Yep. I can just pick them up.
Drop them in other places.
289
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,000
Like Sims characters?
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
290
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,600
The Sims. Did you ever
used to play that, the Sims?
291
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,680
Yeah. I loved Sims.
How sick was the Sims? So good.
292
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,520
The Sims was sick.
I'm just gonna put Ciaran...
293
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Ciaran over there. Mm-hm.
And then put... I'm grabbing up...
294
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,040
I'm grabbing Konnor's...
By the hair.
295
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,000
Where is it? I'm gonna place him
all the way to there.
296
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:21,280
SHE LAUGHS
297
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I'm grabbing Grace now as well.
HE LAUGHS
298
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,560
Where are you putting Grace?
Sorry. I'll leave her alone.
299
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,240
Did you say,
"Why you grabbing Grace?"
300
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,840
No, I said,
"Where are you putting her?"
301
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,240
"Why you grabbing Grace?"
No, I'm not like that.
302
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,200
I'll put down.
It is weird.
303
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:42,320
It literally looks like a little
Barbie set. It does, doesn't it?
304
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THEY LAUGH
305
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,560
IAIN STIRLING:
Here is an unseen clip of Nicole
306
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,440
thinking about life
outside of the villa.
307
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,160
Ci, I can't imagine
doing a food shop with you.
308
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,160
Oh, love. I am such a good cook.
Ah, we'll see.
309
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,080
What would be your meal
for us to have?
310
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,320
Steak, baby... Garlic baby potatoes,
311
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and a bit of veg, see what veg
I'm fancying at the time,
312
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probably asparagus or broccoli,
313
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,160
because that's
probably my favourite.
314
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,720
Nice. What sauce?
What sauce?
315
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,560
IAIN STIRLING: Ah, no,
ran out of time.
316
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,440
And I don't know about you,
but I really want to know...
317
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Come back later to find out.
318
00:33:01,210 --> 00:33:03,050
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
319
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Girls, are you ready?
320
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# Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing... #
321
00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:07,930
# Oh, yeah-ah-ah. #
322
00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:09,490
Boys, are you ready?
323
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:10,690
It's gonna be a...
HE FARTS
324
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:12,370
..day.
Eurgh.
325
00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:14,130
Come on, let's get that energy up.
326
00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:16,850
Are we melons? No.
Are we doughnuts? No.
327
00:33:16,890 --> 00:33:20,090
Are we proper geezers?
ALL:Yes!
328
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,970
We are.
That's more like it.
329
00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:25,730
# Just like
The white winged dove... #
330
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:29,610
We need everyone wide awake.
Ayo, do the honours.
331
00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:39,330
AYO LAUGHS
You fucking... Agh!
332
00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,650
So, loosen up...
333
00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:43,530
THEY CHEER,
LAUGH
334
00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:46,650
..because we have a pile
of unseen action waiting for you,
335
00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:49,370
so jump on board.
336
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,770
SCREAMING
No, wait. Oh!
337
00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:54,610
THEY GROAN,
SHOUT
338
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:03,810
Before the break,
things were getting saucy
339
00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:06,730
between Nicole and Ciaran,
and what we all want to know is...
340
00:34:06,770 --> 00:34:11,810
What sauce?
What sauce?
341
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,770
I don't like peppercorn sauce,
and all that. Bleurgh!
342
00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:16,090
Nah, I'm buttery... butter-aise...
I can't remember what it's called.
343
00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:17,730
Butter-aise sauce. Bearnaise?
Bearnaise sauce.
344
00:34:17,770 --> 00:34:18,930
"Butter-aise"?!
345
00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:20,730
If you tell me
that's your favourite steak sauce,
346
00:34:20,770 --> 00:34:22,330
I will get on one knee
and marry you.
347
00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:24,650
It is! It is, every time.
Every single time.
348
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:28,770
CIARAN GROANS
I'm in love.
349
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:31,250
How I'm in love, I'll never know,
but it's great.
350
00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:38,810
When the girls were told
they were coming to the villa
351
00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:41,090
to fall head over heels, I think
they got the wrong end of the stick.
352
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:46,690
TEXT ALERT
353
00:34:46,730 --> 00:34:49,050
The last thing they were expecting
this day was a text.
354
00:34:49,090 --> 00:34:50,850
Probably quicker just to walk,
Jessy.
355
00:34:50,890 --> 00:34:54,010
READS ALOUD:
356
00:34:58,450 --> 00:35:01,250
CHEERING
Cocktails! Whoo!
357
00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:02,370
It took them ages to get there,
358
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:05,010
as they decided to do everything
in slo-mo.
359
00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:07,410
Come on. Chop, chop.
360
00:35:07,450 --> 00:35:10,770
Oh, let's just dip to black.
361
00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:12,970
While the girls were away,
362
00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,890
the boys must have been living it up
in the villa.
363
00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:18,290
Well, here's what they got up to.
364
00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,090
JOEY:We've never had just us boys
in the villa.
365
00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,930
CIARAN:Where we can actually
talk about... Exactly.
366
00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,250
We can talk about anything
we want now.
367
00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:25,050
AYO:Serious?
What shall we talk about, then?
368
00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:29,010
THEY LAUGH
369
00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:38,850
If you had to be a fruit,
what food would you be, and why?
370
00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:43,490
Pineapple because
it's absolutely sexy and juicy.
371
00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:46,090
And that's what I think I might be
in the villa.
372
00:35:46,130 --> 00:35:50,410
I would say I'd be a cherry
cos I'll have a mate.
373
00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:55,130
You what? Cos why?
What did you just say?
374
00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:58,370
"I think I'd be a cherry
cos I'd just have a mate."
375
00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:00,450
What the fuck does that mean?
Have a mate.
376
00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,730
Oh! Cherries...
There's always two, isn't there?
377
00:36:02,770 --> 00:36:04,410
Oh, fair enough.
Won't be on my own.
378
00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:06,450
Wouldn't be lonely.
That's quite a good one, actually.
379
00:36:06,490 --> 00:36:07,730
That's cute.
Yeah.
380
00:36:07,770 --> 00:36:10,530
I'd be a dragon fruit.
Oh, here we go. Why?
381
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,730
Just fucking cool, innit?
It's a dragon.
382
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:16,930
I'd be a strawberry.
Sweet, everyone loves strawberries.
383
00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:21,450
I reckon I'd be a coconut.
Coconut? Cos I'm hard to crack.
384
00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:24,010
I was going to say
I think I'd be an apple
385
00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:26,410
cos I'm fucking hard as nails.
THEY LAUGH
386
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:27,450
What did you say?
387
00:36:27,490 --> 00:36:30,930
A cheeky Pink Lady.
THEY LAUGH
388
00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:34,730
I hate Pink Ladies.
I take it back.
389
00:36:34,770 --> 00:36:37,090
I'd be a mango.
Granny Smith, isn't it?
390
00:36:37,130 --> 00:36:39,090
Cos "man-go" crazy for it.
391
00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,530
IAIN: Oh, Konnor,
you are a man in a melon.
392
00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:51,010
Back to the girls.
What?! Still not arrived?
393
00:36:51,050 --> 00:36:52,650
Oh, come on. Hurry up.
394
00:36:52,690 --> 00:36:55,370
Having sat down, it became obvious
395
00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:57,370
why the girls
were dragging their feet -
396
00:36:57,410 --> 00:36:59,610
things were about to get catty.
397
00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,130
I think you haven't been
the most welcoming,
398
00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:03,170
but I completely understand
why you'd be upset
399
00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:04,530
in the whole situation, but...
400
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:06,570
How do you feel like I've not
been welcoming? In what sense?
401
00:37:06,610 --> 00:37:09,770
No! Quite literally catty.
402
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,890
I could hear that cat
when you were speaking.
403
00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:14,010
How gorgeous is that cat?
404
00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:15,090
# Top Cat! #
405
00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:16,770
Yes, it was the return
of our very own "Meow-a Jama",
406
00:37:16,810 --> 00:37:20,290
who was there to mix things up.
407
00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:21,570
TEXT ALERT
408
00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:24,890
READS INFO:
409
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,250
It wasn't long before Uma
was almost bringing up a furball.
410
00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,290
Stop, I'm gonna be sick.
411
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,490
And waiting for them were
Quality Value Casa Boys,
412
00:37:32,530 --> 00:37:34,810
or QVCb, as I like to call them.
413
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:39,210
Spoil yourself with
the Moziah jewellery collection.
414
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,730
The jewellery that I've got on
is I have a silver necklace,
415
00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:46,090
I have seven piercings,
I have a silver nose ring,
416
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:48,730
and I have two titanium rocks
in both ears.
417
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,490
Hey, you, over there.
What have you got?
418
00:37:54,530 --> 00:37:59,530
You mean me? Yes, what sort of beard
do you call that?
419
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:02,170
My facial hair
is, like, stubble beard.
420
00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:04,130
So, I'm currently wearing
a gold chain. A gold wrist chain.
421
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:11,930
{\an8}A titanium silver ring and then a
silver signet ring on my left hand.
422
00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:15,130
{\an8}Oh, the Joel range. Exquisite.
423
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:18,170
Hey, Blade, great shades.
What are you wearing?
424
00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:21,850
I'm wearing a silver bracelet
and a gold chain.
425
00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:29,690
Hey, Jake,
what have you got going on?
426
00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:32,810
I'm wearing a silver chain
around my neck,
427
00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:36,090
and I also wear a matching bracelet
to go with it.
428
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:43,290
Sending you love, too,
Essential Hugo.
429
00:38:46,850 --> 00:38:49,690
Is that the Lionel Line
you're reeling in, there?
430
00:38:53,810 --> 00:39:02,410
Anyone looking
for a set of earrings?
431
00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:04,650
And if you're looking for that
summery sneaker and shorts combo
432
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:10,410
that screams Islander,
then QVCb has just the thing.
433
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:12,650
Is that it?
434
00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:13,690
Till next time,
435
00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:17,370
thanks, boys,
the girls are in for a treat.
436
00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:18,250
Here's an unseen clip
that proves you can't buy love.
437
00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:24,850
Here's an unseen clip
that proves you can't buy love.
438
00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:27,010
Or can you?
439
00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:28,450
She said she loves me.
She said she loves you?
440
00:39:28,490 --> 00:39:30,090
I already told her that
though before. No way!
441
00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:32,010
You're in love?
Yeah.
442
00:39:32,050 --> 00:39:33,170
LAUGHTER
443
00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:35,370
My guy!
444
00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:37,490
My guy. Yes!
CHEERING
445
00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,130
I thought the girls
were gonna tell you,
446
00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,370
cos she told all the girls.
I thought,
447
00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:42,650
"I'll leave the girls
to tell you all."
448
00:39:42,690 --> 00:39:44,770
Have you not told everyone yet?
Can't remember what night it was.
449
00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:45,730
Proper rave set in!
Yes!
450
00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:46,770
My man's in love!
451
00:39:46,810 --> 00:39:51,050
Chin up!
Chin up! Chin up!
452
00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:53,050
Oh, my God, you're actually in love.
That's mad. Mad, innit?
453
00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:56,570
I was shitting myself
when I told her.
454
00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:58,810
That is sick, though.
In love.
455
00:39:58,850 --> 00:40:02,650
He's in love. This is what we love
to see. I'm happy for the boy, man.
456
00:40:02,690 --> 00:40:04,890
Yeah.
Love is a real thing.
457
00:40:04,930 --> 00:40:06,570
# I'm in love. #
Love is a real thing.
458
00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:08,930
It's a real thing.
459
00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:10,370
Like, she loves him
and he wears these bad boys.
460
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:12,890
Shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop-shoop.
461
00:40:12,930 --> 00:40:16,570
Let me tell you something
about these slippers, OK.
462
00:40:16,610 --> 00:40:19,690
I love Nicole,
I honestly, I really do, yeah?
463
00:40:19,730 --> 00:40:25,490
But can Nicole make my feet
as warm, as cosy, as these?
464
00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:26,930
Absolutely not.
465
00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:30,970
So, do I love my slippers
more than Nicole?
466
00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:34,250
Absolutely.
467
00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:36,130
And I say that loud and proud,
and I would say it to her face.
468
00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:45,930
IAIN: Over in Casa Amor, the new
boys don't have long to impress,
469
00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:48,650
so they need to use
all their best rizz.
470
00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:51,010
Maybe they didn't get the memo.
471
00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,490
I love a little, like, active date.
472
00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,370
What do you do on a first date?
What are you saying?
473
00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,490
Oh, I would hope I wouldn't have
to choose on a first date.
474
00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:59,650
Right, what, him? I'd like them
to take charge, yeah, absolutely.
475
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:02,930
Yeah. What if I say golf?
Driving range.
476
00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:04,410
Golf?
Golf.
477
00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:06,730
You wanna go play golf on a first
date? Yeah, it's class. It works.
478
00:41:06,770 --> 00:41:08,650
I'm water and coffee, normally.
479
00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:09,850
Water and coffee?
Water and coffee.
480
00:41:09,890 --> 00:41:13,170
Do you have, like, sweet coffees,
or just a black coffee? Black.
481
00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:16,050
Oh, my gosh. Nice and black
and strong, yeah, to the point.
482
00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:17,970
I could never drink a
black coffee, ever in my life.
483
00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:19,210
No, why?
Never in my life.
484
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,290
Going round
a golf course is not for me.
485
00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,050
Not the golf course. Yeah, yeah.
Are you a golfer?
486
00:41:23,090 --> 00:41:24,050
No, I'm terrible.
487
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:25,090
What's your go-to treat?
488
00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:27,170
I love the chocolate cake
from Nando's.
489
00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:28,890
It's so yummy.
Oh, the chocolate cake?
490
00:41:28,930 --> 00:41:30,650
It's so good. Have you had it?
491
00:41:30,690 --> 00:41:34,010
It's insane. And it comes
with that little cream on the side.
492
00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:36,770
I'm so clumsy, like, my
nickname is literally Bambi. Bambi?
493
00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:38,250
Cos I'm so clumsy.
No way.
494
00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:39,530
I actually watched
Bambi the other day.
495
00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:41,810
Randomly, in my house.
Why? Did you cry?
496
00:41:41,850 --> 00:41:44,210
I didn't cry, but it's got
no speaking in it really.
497
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:46,970
No? I haven't seen it
since I was about five.
498
00:41:47,010 --> 00:41:50,090
So I really can't... I
wouldn't rewatch it, if I was you.
499
00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:51,730
No, I have no interest now.
500
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,410
But thank you for reassuring me.
Don't watch it.
501
00:41:53,450 --> 00:41:55,370
No, not for me.
502
00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:59,050
Oh, dear. That wouldn't be
a very good date, would it?
503
00:42:04,170 --> 00:42:05,850
MUSIC: 'Figure It Out'
by Royal Blood
504
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:06,890
What's that I hear?
505
00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:08,570
A pumping riff
with epic drone shots?
506
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,130
That must be the sound
of the Casa girls arriving.
507
00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:12,250
Wait, can I hear something else?
508
00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:14,650
WIND HOWLS
509
00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:15,930
I definitely hear something else.
510
00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,610
Maybe turn this down.
MUSIC FADES
511
00:42:17,650 --> 00:42:18,850
Is that wind?
512
00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:20,290
Very ominous.
513
00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:23,690
Almost angry wind.
514
00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:26,210
Although it looks like Lucy
can smell a different kind of wind.
515
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:29,410
Yes, there is definitely
something in the air.
516
00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:33,130
Yeah, that breeze is unreal.
Oh, my God.
517
00:42:33,170 --> 00:42:36,890
There's no breeze, Jessica.
That's just the winds of change.
518
00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:39,890
Something's angered
the ancient gods of the villa.
519
00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:41,810
Oh, my God.
520
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:45,130
Oh, my God, I'm scared.
SHE GIGGLES
521
00:42:45,170 --> 00:42:47,610
What could possibly
be this riled up?
522
00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:50,490
Something's gonna come
flying towards us.
523
00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:51,690
No, you spoke to soon, Lucy,
it's...
524
00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:53,610
It's...
525
00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:57,050
The yellow bean bags!
526
00:42:57,090 --> 00:43:01,690
SHE GASPS
527
00:43:01,730 --> 00:43:04,330
SHE GASPS
528
00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:05,650
Which can only mean one thing,
529
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:07,010
drama is afoot!
530
00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:09,850
Oh, no.
Beanbags in the pool!
531
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,690
ECHOING:Beanbags in the pool!
532
00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:12,650
Beanbags in the pool!
533
00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,010
WIND HOWLS
534
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:17,090
Now, it's fine, girls,
you just sit there
535
00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,010
and I'll go face
the gale-force winds.
536
00:43:19,050 --> 00:43:21,330
In fact,
I will get the boys to help me.
537
00:43:21,370 --> 00:43:23,290
Maybe they know
where this foul wind came from.
538
00:43:23,330 --> 00:43:26,170
LOUD FART
539
00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:27,890
Oh, that settles it, then.
540
00:43:27,930 --> 00:43:29,490
Right, boys,
I've asked every day to do this,
541
00:43:29,530 --> 00:43:31,010
can we please,
when the new girls come in,
542
00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:32,530
just be like, "You all right?"
Eggy Boff them?
543
00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:33,610
Eggy Boff them!
544
00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:35,410
LAUGHTER
545
00:43:35,450 --> 00:43:38,690
You boys can play, but
I ain't playing that game, man.
546
00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:39,770
LAUGHTER
547
00:43:39,810 --> 00:43:40,810
Shit!
LAUGHTER
548
00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:43,010
I'm with you, Konnor,
it's a dangerous game to play,
549
00:43:43,050 --> 00:43:46,330
we know how much trouble
it caused last time, Ciaran.
550
00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:54,930
Hey, girls, mind
all gathering in the dressing room?
551
00:43:54,970 --> 00:43:57,130
I need to tell you
something important?
552
00:43:57,170 --> 00:44:00,370
Yes, no problem.
553
00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:01,570
I'm here, boys!
554
00:44:01,610 --> 00:44:03,250
Oh, we've run out of time.
555
00:44:03,290 --> 00:44:04,650
Come back later to find out...
556
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,810
Argh!
557
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:23,060
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
558
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:26,540
# How does it feel? #
559
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,140
Are you sitting comfortably?
560
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:29,620
OK, I wish I could... Argh!
561
00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:31,020
Never mind. We'll carry on anyway,
562
00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:33,100
because we've got clips
that will make you spin...
563
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:34,140
Yeah, there we go.
564
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:37,860
..and take your breath away.
565
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:42,180
Ha! I swear,
I actually can't breathe.
566
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:44,580
We've got less drama
than the main show...
567
00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,140
Be a nice chill day
with no problems.
568
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:49,020
..and you'll get to learn
about every inch
569
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:50,500
of our Islander's bodies...
570
00:44:50,540 --> 00:44:52,820
Me and Sean have got
too many nipples, haven't we?
571
00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,660
Exactly, mate. Four between us.
572
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:57,740
Three nipple gang. Touch me, baby.
573
00:44:57,780 --> 00:44:59,820
..and be inspired by their wisdom.
574
00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:01,620
Sometimes, in a game of chess,
you lose your queen.
575
00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,420
But it doesn't mean that
you can't come back
576
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,420
and win the game and get another.
That's it.
577
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,940
You love a quote, don't you?
Love this guy and his quotes!
578
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:09,380
No quotes. Where do you get
all these quotes from?
579
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:10,660
I don't know.
From books?
580
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:17,660
Before the break, I asked the girls
to head to the dressing room.
581
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:20,700
Well, here's...
582
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:24,220
Yep, no problem.
583
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:27,620
How was it? After?
584
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:31,700
NICOLE GASPS
AND PANTS
585
00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:38,300
I can't breathe.
586
00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:41,660
Well, I didn't tell you to run,
Nicole.
587
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:48,820
It's time for the new girls
to get to know the boys,
588
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:52,180
and something tells me
Sean has been here before.
589
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:53,940
Oh, I have got a really
important question to ask you.
590
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:55,620
You know what I'm gonna ask you.
I think I do.
591
00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,300
THEY LAUGH
592
00:45:57,340 --> 00:45:58,900
I wanted to know.
Yeah.
593
00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:01,980
What sweet are you? Mm.
594
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:06,980
Everything happens for a reason.
Yeah.
595
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,700
I'm not like a massive, like...
Manifestation person.
596
00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:10,500
Yeah, but I do believe...
You know, I'm getting into it.
597
00:46:10,540 --> 00:46:12,540
I'm starting to believe.
I'm starting to believe it has well.
598
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:13,700
There's one that I really
want to be.
599
00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:15,580
One that you really want to be?
Is it pink? No.
600
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,220
Do you believe in manifestation?
Oh, my God.
601
00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:20,100
Let me see. What does that say?
602
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:21,820
It says, "What you think,
you'll become,
603
00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:24,100
"what you feel, you'll attract,
what you imagine, you'll create."
604
00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:27,660
Oh, my God, I love that.
I am so into manifestation.
605
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,500
Is it, like, strawberry flavour?
No. You're so far off.
606
00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:33,060
I'm an Aries.
OK. Sorry.
607
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:37,180
No, you don't know...
Ha! Why are you laughing?
608
00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:38,980
No, because are you, like,
into all the... No, but I...
609
00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:40,060
..rocks and...
Rocks?
610
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:42,700
Like, made up flavour?
No, it's an old-fashioned,
611
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:45,820
classic...
Old-fashioned.
612
00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:48,140
Law of attraction,
that's what I believe in.
613
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,100
Yeah, an attracting force
of energy.
614
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,300
Is it, er, like a lemon sherbet
or something? Yeah.
615
00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:54,580
Is it?!
Yeah. That's what I wanted to be.
616
00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:57,460
I mean, I'm not, cos you didn't
naturally call me it, but...
617
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,940
I believe in the law of attraction.
What you put out, you'll attract.
618
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:03,020
What you manifest, you will attract.
619
00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:05,020
What you think, feel and speak,
you'll attract. Understood.
620
00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:07,460
You're, like, hard and crunchy
on the outside...
621
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:08,540
No, I just like lemon sherbets.
622
00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:13,300
Yeah, sweet, Sean, really sweet (!)
623
00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:21,540
Back to the CV now -
that's Casa Villa -
624
00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:23,620
for a BGC - Big Group Chat -
625
00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:27,140
with the CAB - Casa Amor Boys.
626
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:30,780
Do you guys have any POA for today?
Plan of action, boys?
627
00:47:30,820 --> 00:47:34,020
I thought it was point of action.
Point of action, boys?
628
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,780
It's plan of action.
It's plan of action.
629
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,500
And it's also proof of address.
LAUGHTER
630
00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:43,300
Ha! Do you have any
proof of address today, boys?
631
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:46,740
Do you? Give me your
proof of address now!
632
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:49,660
Now!
LAUGHTER
633
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,340
So, yeah, what's your proof
of address, then, today, boys?
634
00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:55,900
Our proof of address? All right,
I do mean plan of action, though.
635
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:58,340
All right? All right?
All right?
636
00:47:58,380 --> 00:48:00,460
All right!
All right, all right, all right.
637
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,060
Wow, these are so nice.
What the fuck?
638
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:04,020
Yeah, tell us, tell us, tell us.
Stop being all secretive.
639
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,900
Yeah, guys,
I have asked that ten times.
640
00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,580
Yeah, four times now.
What's YOUR plan of action?
641
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:10,260
My plan of action
is to slay the day away.
642
00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:11,700
That's what we always do.
Ha!
643
00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:14,100
To eat my ice creams,
to enjoy, to smile.
644
00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:16,420
Slay the day away.
Always.
645
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:18,220
Is that your coined phrase?
Yeah!
646
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:20,340
It's a new day, it's a new slay.
647
00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:21,580
We need to stop
beating ourselves up.
648
00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:23,580
No point being down about it, girls.
We need to just...
649
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:25,460
So you're the motivational speaker
of group, basically.
650
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,460
I am now.
651
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:29,620
ALL:Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
652
00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:32,220
Casa! Casa! Casa! Casa!
653
00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:35,420
IAIN: Ca-sa! Ca-sa! Ca-sa!
Sorry, I just had to join in.
654
00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:44,860
Earlier in the week, the two villas
went head to head in Raunchy Races,
655
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:47,740
where they had to correctly answer
our series of questions.
656
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,940
The oldest boy must snog
the oldest girl.
657
00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:52,900
Yes, Joey! Yes, Joey!
658
00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:55,260
Kiss him!
Done.
659
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,860
But the girls had bigger questions
of their own.
660
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,820
Who's Jessica, then?
Who's Emma?
661
00:48:58,860 --> 00:49:01,220
Who the fuck is Lucy?
662
00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:04,100
# 24 years just waiting for a chance
663
00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:07,620
# To tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance
664
00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:11,060
# Now I gotta get used
To not living next door
665
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:12,900
# To Alice... #
666
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,020
Who's Emma?
667
00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,740
Who the fuck is Emma?
668
00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:21,300
# No, I'll never get used
To not living next door to... #
669
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:24,140
Emma?
670
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:26,820
Who actually is she?
671
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:29,980
IAIN STIRLING: Here are some extra
raunchy bits you didn't get to see.
672
00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:31,780
The boy with the smallest feet
673
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,220
must perform
their favourite sex position
674
00:49:33,260 --> 00:49:34,260
on the girl they fancy the most.
675
00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:35,660
ALL: What size feet?
GEORGE:I've got nine.
676
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,100
GRACE:Nine, nine, nine.
ALL: Go, go, go.
677
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,700
Sex position, sex position!
YELLING
678
00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:43,900
ALL: Yes!
679
00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:47,340
Showed me what he's got
in his locker.
680
00:49:47,380 --> 00:49:50,340
I shouldn't have said that.
681
00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:52,580
The shortest boy must snog the girl
he wants to share a bed with.
682
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:57,660
ALL: Go, Kon, go.
683
00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:59,660
CIARAN:We cannot lose that one.
No, but that weren't quick.
684
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:02,180
That wasn't quick.
I don't know, I'm excited.
685
00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:06,020
CHEERING AND YELLING
686
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:07,820
If we hear a cheer,
we know we're fucked.
687
00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:10,620
Casa wins!
CHEERING
688
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,500
Come on!
Oh, fuck!
689
00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,100
The girl with the lightest colour
eyes must ride
690
00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:16,420
the boy who they fancy, and ride
the bucking bronco for ten seconds.
691
00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:18,100
Ten seconds!
THEY COUNT DOWN
692
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:23,780
Quickly!
RUBY SCREAMS
693
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:28,420
Go on!
CHEERING AND YELLING
694
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:31,860
Obviously, tried to keep that
as PG as I could.
695
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,540
Main villa win.
Ruby and Sean, you crushed it!
696
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:36,580
CHEERING
NICOLE:Well done.
697
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:39,860
RUBY:Girls, youse are
congratulating me for riding.
698
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:44,580
Main villa win Raunchy Races.
What are you saying?
699
00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:46,980
I'm too small, bruv.
700
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:51,100
Put one up like that.
Number one. Winners.
701
00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:02,260
IAIN STIRLING:
To the main villa dressing room now,
702
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,820
and Casa girls are taking ages.
703
00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:07,620
Girls, are you nearly ready?
I just don't wanna look half-dead.
704
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:11,460
I just need to put my lip gloss on,
and I'm running outside
705
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:14,740
cos I'm actually desperate
to get in the sun.
706
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:18,380
That's all very well and good,
but...
707
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,590
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island Unseen Bits.
708
00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:38,030
ALL CHANT:Go, go, go, go, go!
709
00:51:38,070 --> 00:51:41,750
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
710
00:51:41,790 --> 00:51:43,790
We've got time to tweeze in
one more round of clips for you.
711
00:51:43,830 --> 00:51:46,870
TWEEZER PLUCK SOUND EFFECT
Argh!
712
00:51:46,910 --> 00:51:49,830
There's some bits that might leave
a bad taste in your mouth.
713
00:51:49,870 --> 00:51:52,110
Does it taste bad?
Mate, tastes like arse.
714
00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:53,310
BLADE LAUGHS
715
00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:54,550
Some that wouldn't make much sense.
716
00:51:54,590 --> 00:51:58,190
I was like...
SLURS:"Kid in a sweet shop."
717
00:51:58,230 --> 00:52:02,070
THEY LAUGH
SLURS:"Just a kid in a sweet shop."
718
00:52:02,110 --> 00:52:03,510
THEY LAUGH
719
00:52:03,550 --> 00:52:05,430
SLURS:"I had too many
lemon sherbets."
720
00:52:05,470 --> 00:52:06,510
I was about to say cockroaches.
721
00:52:06,550 --> 00:52:10,230
What are they called?
Cockerels? Cockatoo? Mm.
722
00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:14,470
Chickens? Chickens go...
SHE SQUAWKS
723
00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:15,790
And some that you won't
be able to forget.
724
00:52:15,830 --> 00:52:16,990
But remember...
725
00:52:17,030 --> 00:52:20,910
WHISPERS:I'm the prize.
726
00:52:25,590 --> 00:52:27,670
Earlier, the Casa girls were
taking ages doing their make-up.
727
00:52:27,710 --> 00:52:29,630
Let's hope they finally finished
getting ready
728
00:52:29,670 --> 00:52:31,230
so we can find out...
729
00:52:31,270 --> 00:52:38,110
I just need to put my lip gloss on,
and I'm running outside
730
00:52:38,150 --> 00:52:40,270
cos I'm actually desperate
to get in the sun.
731
00:52:40,310 --> 00:52:44,470
JESSICA SCREAMS
732
00:52:44,510 --> 00:52:48,110
For the minute, that'll do,
and I'll put some lipstick on.
733
00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:51,310
I actually think you got away
with that, Jessica.
734
00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,750
Pucker up, buttercup,
because last week,
735
00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:02,230
the villa was filled
with the sweet sound of snogging,
736
00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:07,270
and it got tongues wagging
right across the internet.
737
00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:17,310
IAIN READS ALOUD:
738
00:53:19,390 --> 00:53:22,470
Face vomiting emoji,
face vomiting emoji,
739
00:53:22,510 --> 00:53:26,510
face vomiting emoji,
740
00:53:26,550 --> 00:53:31,670
nauseated face emoji
nauseated face emoji.
741
00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:33,510
When you speak, I listen.
742
00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:36,670
CIARAN SMACKS LIPS,
DIAMANTE GIGGLES
743
00:53:36,710 --> 00:53:44,110
SMOOCHING
744
00:53:44,150 --> 00:53:45,550
Have you got that lip balm
on your lips? Yeah.
745
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:48,190
Oh, my God.
746
00:53:48,230 --> 00:53:52,350
# Your lips are moving
Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
747
00:53:52,390 --> 00:53:56,430
# I might be young
But I ain't stupid
748
00:53:56,470 --> 00:53:59,790
# Talking round in circles
With your tongue
749
00:53:59,830 --> 00:54:02,910
# I gave you bass
You gave me sweet talk... #
750
00:54:02,950 --> 00:54:05,190
SLURPING
751
00:54:05,230 --> 00:54:07,870
SLURPING,
SUCKING
752
00:54:07,910 --> 00:54:13,710
JOEY GASPS
753
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:14,990
WHISPERS:Sean the boy,
Sean the boy!
754
00:54:15,030 --> 00:54:18,270
SMOOCHING,
SLURPING
755
00:54:18,310 --> 00:54:20,230
SLURPING,
SUCKING
756
00:54:20,270 --> 00:54:27,230
I'm not kissing him again.
757
00:54:27,270 --> 00:54:31,390
# I know you lie
Cos your lips are moving... #
758
00:54:31,430 --> 00:54:33,990
Sorry, did you say turn the
smooching down and the music up?
759
00:54:34,030 --> 00:54:35,550
Couldn't hear a thing.
760
00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,870
As style icons, our Islanders are
all about getting their glam on.
761
00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:42,870
Gorge, gorge.
762
00:54:42,910 --> 00:54:45,710
And getting their salmon on.
I like this pink as well.
763
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,230
Thanks, mate.
Is it like a salmon?
764
00:54:47,270 --> 00:54:50,230
I wouldn't mind a salmon.
I think it's like a salmon.
765
00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:52,590
You think this is a salmon pink?
I think it's a salmon, bro.
766
00:54:52,630 --> 00:54:54,350
Interesting.
I like that.
767
00:54:54,390 --> 00:54:55,710
I think this is too pink
to be a salmon.
768
00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:57,750
I think this is a good colour
for you, this.
769
00:54:57,790 --> 00:54:58,950
Thank you, bro.
Salmon. Looks nice.
770
00:54:58,990 --> 00:55:02,790
I'm hoping it goes off.
I think it will go off, bro.
771
00:55:02,830 --> 00:55:05,630
UMA:# Think about you. #
That face exactly.
772
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:09,350
My walk's gonna be this.
MIMII LAUGHS
773
00:55:09,390 --> 00:55:11,430
I'm not joking.
Or should I practise? Yeah.
774
00:55:11,470 --> 00:55:16,070
Three, two, one, go. Wow.
775
00:55:16,110 --> 00:55:17,510
Our Islanders are dressed to impress
776
00:55:17,550 --> 00:55:20,110
and ready for the biggest night
of the season.
777
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:23,670
Oh, here's an abridge-rton-ed
version of what happened.
778
00:55:23,710 --> 00:55:28,030
DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC
779
00:55:28,070 --> 00:55:30,910
Dearest reader,
my name is Iain Whistledown,
780
00:55:30,950 --> 00:55:33,390
you may not know me,
but I know you.
781
00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:36,270
The villa is abuzz
for the anticipated arrival
782
00:55:36,310 --> 00:55:39,230
of our Queen Maya.
783
00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:45,190
It's time to make your decisions.
784
00:55:45,230 --> 00:55:48,070
This is what they have been training
for since birth.
785
00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:54,430
With lines better than I myself
might have penned.
786
00:55:54,470 --> 00:55:57,110
Trust the process, and good things
come to those who wait.
787
00:56:00,030 --> 00:56:03,350
Aww! I missed you so much!
788
00:56:03,390 --> 00:56:06,630
And how do you feel about that?
Don't know.
789
00:56:06,670 --> 00:56:11,430
Fair enough.
790
00:56:14,670 --> 00:56:23,630
Sorry, Diamante, Ruby, or even Lucy.
791
00:56:23,670 --> 00:56:26,270
Here's an unseen clip of
the morning after the night before,
792
00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:29,030
where Wil and Sean are trying
to make it up to Uma and Matilda.
793
00:56:29,070 --> 00:56:35,150
Mate, this is gonna be the best
make-up coffee one has ever made.
794
00:56:35,190 --> 00:56:36,950
And you know what they say -
the bigger the pile
795
00:56:36,990 --> 00:56:40,310
of squirty cream,
the more sorry you are.
796
00:56:40,350 --> 00:56:42,710
Bloody hell, Sean!
797
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:45,990
GIRLS LAUGH
Iced coffee. More iced coffees.
798
00:56:46,030 --> 00:56:48,070
Thank you.
There you go. Aw.
799
00:56:48,110 --> 00:56:50,470
Morning, girls.
GIRLS:Morning!
800
00:56:50,510 --> 00:56:53,430
Sean came in and brought this.
LAUGHTER
801
00:56:53,470 --> 00:56:57,990
I'll just stick it down there.
Tell her it was made with love.
802
00:56:58,030 --> 00:57:00,790
OK. We'll tell her.
I'll leave it here.
803
00:57:00,830 --> 00:57:04,430
Aw, Wil, you cutie.
Perfect.
804
00:57:04,470 --> 00:57:06,830
You think a fucking iced coffee's
gonna do, with a bit of syrup?
805
00:57:06,870 --> 00:57:09,110
That's what you were doing before.
Do you know what I mean?
806
00:57:09,150 --> 00:57:10,950
It's gonna be iced coffees everyday.
That's regardless.
807
00:57:10,990 --> 00:57:12,550
Even if I never spoke to you again,
808
00:57:12,590 --> 00:57:14,110
I would still accept
an iced coffee every day.
809
00:57:14,150 --> 00:57:17,470
Are you joking?
That's bog fucking standard.
810
00:57:17,510 --> 00:57:20,230
Like, I need him
to pull out all the stops right now.
811
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,350
Sean and Wil should be together
right now, crying.
812
00:57:22,390 --> 00:57:25,750
I want to see you on your knees.
Yeah. And I mean that.
813
00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:28,390
They should both be scheming
on how to get us back.
814
00:57:28,430 --> 00:57:32,110
No scheming - crying and begging.
Crying and begging. Yeah, toast.
815
00:57:32,150 --> 00:57:36,030
Yeah, I want every single bit
of toast in letters now,
816
00:57:36,070 --> 00:57:40,510
spread along a whole picnic table.
Mm-hm. Yeah.
817
00:57:40,550 --> 00:57:41,950
I want the whole villa.
818
00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:44,470
I want you to blindfold me,
take me up to the terrace,
819
00:57:44,510 --> 00:57:46,790
the whole villa to be spelt out
in letters with their body.
820
00:57:46,830 --> 00:57:48,390
I'm sorry.
Stevie Wonder singing downstairs.
821
00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:51,550
He's hired out
a whole orchestra band.
822
00:57:51,590 --> 00:57:54,710
I want a helicopter. "I am sorry,
Uma. Please forgive me."
823
00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:56,910
"I'm Wil, and I'm a mug."
"My name's Wil, and I'm so silly,
824
00:57:56,950 --> 00:58:01,350
"and I'm a freak."
"And I'm a loser moth."
825
00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:04,350
That's what I want in the sky
right now.
826
00:58:04,390 --> 00:58:06,110
"Loser moth"? That is low.
827
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:08,630
Isn't a moth already
a loser butterfly?
828
00:58:14,270 --> 00:58:17,630
It's time for...
829
00:58:22,950 --> 00:58:24,710
And this time...
830
00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:27,310
What have you got for me?
Come on, then. Let's have it.
831
00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:29,990
{\an8}I asked them to show me
their best dance moves.
832
00:58:30,030 --> 00:58:33,510
{\an8}No.
I'm shy!
833
00:58:33,550 --> 00:58:36,190
Beachhut Bonanza dance moves
of the week.
834
00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:42,150
If I was out and I was dancing,
I'd have a wine in my hand,
835
00:58:42,190 --> 00:58:43,630
and I'd just be like this.
836
00:58:43,670 --> 00:58:48,790
Oi! Come on. See the bird you like.
You're saying, "Come here, darling."
837
00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:51,310
SHE LAUGHS
838
00:58:51,350 --> 00:58:53,990
Oh, I'm gonna have to take
my Crocs off!
839
00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:59,990
Oh, oh, oh.
840
00:59:00,030 --> 00:59:02,750
Whatever.
841
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:07,190
Is that good?
842
00:59:07,230 --> 00:59:10,950
And then...
843
00:59:10,990 --> 00:59:15,710
Aim, fire.
844
00:59:19,310 --> 00:59:22,950
MIMICS BASS,
LAUGHS
845
00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:27,470
MIMICS RUSTY ROBOT
846
00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:29,470
We might even get the rope out,
start giving that little pull,
847
00:59:29,510 --> 00:59:30,750
do you know what I mean?
848
00:59:30,790 --> 00:59:33,470
Crack the old can. Go on, my son.
HE LAUGHS
849
00:59:33,510 --> 00:59:34,470
I've not done this in years.
850
00:59:34,510 --> 00:59:36,950
SHE CHUCKLES
851
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:43,590
Is that good?
852
00:59:43,630 --> 00:59:49,390
Oh, oh, oh.
853
00:59:49,430 --> 00:59:51,150
No, come on! Where's the beat?
854
00:59:51,190 --> 00:59:56,470
Oh.
# Don't stop the music. #
855
01:00:00,790 --> 01:00:02,310
That is it.
856
01:00:02,350 --> 01:00:05,830
That's all for...
857
01:00:09,590 --> 01:00:11,670
Come back next time
for more Unseen Bits.
858
01:00:11,710 --> 01:00:14,470
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