1 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,349 IAIN STIRLING: It's been a game of two halves this week. 2 00:00:08,389 --> 00:00:09,589 I'm just their wingman. 3 00:00:09,629 --> 00:00:14,109 We've had red cards... ALL:Oh. Oh. 4 00:00:14,149 --> 00:00:17,389 We've had sendings-offs. Bye. 5 00:00:17,429 --> 00:00:19,989 Dodgy tackles. Strangling his balls. 6 00:00:20,029 --> 00:00:22,749 Some very low scoring. 7 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:25,269 I'd score that a two out of 10, I can't lie. 8 00:00:25,309 --> 00:00:29,029 But tonight, the beautiful game enters its final stages. 9 00:00:29,069 --> 00:00:33,069 LAUGHS, COUGHS LAUGHTER 10 00:00:33,109 --> 00:00:34,749 IMPERSONATES DONALD DUCK 11 00:00:34,789 --> 00:00:37,389 And we bring you all the dramatic highlights. 12 00:00:37,429 --> 00:00:38,389 I'm very nervous. 13 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:41,069 So keepy up. 14 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,109 Whoa! 15 00:00:42,149 --> 00:00:44,829 And feed off the energy of the teams. 16 00:00:44,869 --> 00:00:48,029 # I feel a good feeling... # Woo! 17 00:00:48,069 --> 00:00:51,389 As we get the ball rolling with unmissable action like this. 18 00:00:51,429 --> 00:00:54,029 Whoa, whoa! 19 00:00:54,069 --> 00:00:55,069 And this. 20 00:00:55,109 --> 00:00:56,869 SCREAMS No, no, no. 21 00:00:56,909 --> 00:00:58,829 This is Love Island Unseen Bits, and it's coming home. 22 00:00:58,869 --> 00:01:05,069 My precious. GIGGLES 23 00:01:17,709 --> 00:01:21,989 # Rock-a-bye baby On the treetop... # 24 00:01:24,109 --> 00:01:25,469 Nestled snugly in their beds, 25 00:01:25,509 --> 00:01:28,429 bonnets and eye masks on their heads, 26 00:01:28,469 --> 00:01:32,229 our lovebirds dream as they nod off of simpler times before eggyboff. 27 00:01:32,269 --> 00:01:35,189 Eggyboff. 28 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:39,149 Before Sean got greedy with the kissing necks, 29 00:01:39,189 --> 00:01:41,029 and Ayo started playing tricks. 30 00:01:41,069 --> 00:01:47,189 You are definitely my cup of tea. 31 00:01:47,229 --> 00:01:50,989 If only Josh and Reuben hadn't come to play, 32 00:01:51,029 --> 00:01:52,909 and Uma hadn't been stolen away. 33 00:01:52,949 --> 00:01:55,749 They're fast asleep, it's really quite something, 34 00:01:55,789 --> 00:02:00,749 who on earth sleeps through a seven man dumping? 35 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:03,229 Wakey wakey, you dozy bunch, I said, wakey wakey. 36 00:02:03,269 --> 00:02:08,869 I know what will wake them up. Cue the loud music! 37 00:02:08,909 --> 00:02:12,709 # Moving on, keeping strong 38 00:02:12,949 --> 00:02:13,029 # It's 39 00:02:13,069 --> 00:02:13,189 # It's a 40 00:02:13,229 --> 00:02:13,429 # It's a groove 41 00:02:13,469 --> 00:02:13,909 # It's a groove thang... 42 00:02:13,949 --> 00:02:14,109 # It's a groove thang... 43 00:02:14,149 --> 00:02:15,029 steer you wrong 44 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:16,189 # Don't you let them steer you wrong 45 00:02:16,229 --> 00:02:18,069 # It's a groove thang... # 46 00:02:18,109 --> 00:02:19,829 Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. 47 00:02:19,869 --> 00:02:21,109 Hi, girls. Get stuck into an hour of fun. 48 00:02:21,149 --> 00:02:26,189 LAUGHTER 49 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:30,429 Which will put you in a spin. Oh, oh, oh. 50 00:02:30,469 --> 00:02:33,469 And have you cheering for more. 51 00:02:33,509 --> 00:02:37,629 P, E, what's E? This? OK. Wait, is that the right way? 52 00:02:37,669 --> 00:02:40,549 We'll go... This way? P... Wait. 53 00:02:40,589 --> 00:02:43,829 Which way is P? P is that for you, so you go like that. 54 00:02:43,869 --> 00:02:44,869 So I go this... 55 00:02:44,909 --> 00:02:46,109 What's P for me? So I have to go that way? 56 00:02:46,149 --> 00:02:48,989 Yeah. So, ready, three, two, one, go. 57 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:52,149 BOTH:P, E, to the D... LAUGHTER 58 00:02:52,189 --> 00:02:55,709 I'm sure you are getting the thrust. 59 00:02:55,749 --> 00:03:00,189 The most flexible man here. Yeah, you probably are. 60 00:03:00,229 --> 00:03:02,949 We are all about positive vibes. 61 00:03:02,989 --> 00:03:07,789 The vibes from you today, I love it. I'm so happy that you are happy. 62 00:03:07,829 --> 00:03:10,469 I'm happy. Woo! 63 00:03:10,509 --> 00:03:15,229 OK, everyone happy? Good, let's move on. 64 00:03:15,269 --> 00:03:18,189 # It's a groove thang. # 65 00:03:18,229 --> 00:03:20,349 So, all Love Island super-fans will know the villa has many areas. 66 00:03:20,389 --> 00:03:22,629 There's the kitchen island sitting around spot, 67 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,989 the gym sitting down spot, 68 00:03:27,029 --> 00:03:32,069 the sitting on the side of the pool spot, any more, Matilda? 69 00:03:32,109 --> 00:03:36,229 OK, guys, this is the arm wrestle spot. Right, winner stays on. 70 00:03:36,269 --> 00:03:38,749 You're like that girl in school, 71 00:03:38,789 --> 00:03:40,109 aren't you, that smashes everyone in PE? 72 00:03:40,149 --> 00:03:43,389 Right, guys, who's partaking? Who's partaking? 73 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:45,869 The girls are arm wrestling. Dude, they are arm wrestling. 74 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:47,309 She's put me off, though, now. Go, go, go. 75 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:49,749 Ready? 76 00:03:49,789 --> 00:03:50,869 ALL:Three, two, one, go. 77 00:03:50,909 --> 00:03:56,069 SCREAMING You are sliding off. 78 00:03:56,109 --> 00:03:58,989 I have seen someone in my old office arm wrestle, 79 00:03:59,029 --> 00:04:01,269 arm popped out of place, elbow out. 80 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:04,069 Gotta do a thumb wrestle. The seriousness. 81 00:04:04,109 --> 00:04:06,429 BOTH:One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 82 00:04:06,469 --> 00:04:07,509 Five, six, seven, eight... Whoa! 83 00:04:07,549 --> 00:04:08,709 Try to keep your thumb straight. 84 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,909 Let's do it again, let's do it again. 85 00:04:10,949 --> 00:04:12,509 BOTH:One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 86 00:04:12,549 --> 00:04:15,989 Five, six, seven, eight, try to keep your thumb straight. 87 00:04:16,029 --> 00:04:18,989 SNORTS 88 00:04:19,829 --> 00:04:21,829 We can't look at each other, this is the weird. 89 00:04:21,869 --> 00:04:23,029 I'm looking you in the eye. I can see. 90 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:27,269 I'm so bad at these. Is anyone listening? 91 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,749 LAUGHTER 92 00:04:30,789 --> 00:04:32,869 One, two, three, four I won the thumb war. 93 00:04:32,909 --> 00:04:35,509 LAUGHTER 94 00:04:35,549 --> 00:04:36,509 You're all right, babe. 95 00:04:36,549 --> 00:04:40,109 What other games can I think of? 96 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,749 IAIN STIRLING: Konnor, you need to think quickly, 97 00:04:41,789 --> 00:04:43,189 I've had the Olympic Committee on the phone, 98 00:04:43,229 --> 00:04:45,389 and they desperately need some new games for the Paris Olympics, 99 00:04:45,429 --> 00:04:46,509 any ideas? 100 00:04:46,549 --> 00:04:50,269 Of course, skipping-rope jumps. 101 00:04:50,309 --> 00:04:51,309 Right, three, two, one, go. 102 00:04:51,349 --> 00:04:53,549 One, ooh! Ooh! Oh, wow! 103 00:04:53,589 --> 00:04:56,309 THEY LAUGH 104 00:04:56,349 --> 00:04:59,949 Go on, Sean! Go on, Sean! 105 00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:02,709 CHEERING 106 00:05:02,749 --> 00:05:03,949 Everyone, stop! You're showboating. 107 00:05:03,989 --> 00:05:05,789 PHONE RINGS 108 00:05:05,829 --> 00:05:08,749 Hello? Yeah, this is Iain Stirling here. 109 00:05:08,789 --> 00:05:12,829 Oh, OK. That's a no to skipping-rope jumps. 110 00:05:12,869 --> 00:05:16,149 How about the classic game tossing a rubber sandal? 111 00:05:16,189 --> 00:05:19,829 The reigning world champion being Frenchman Philippe Flop. 112 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:22,309 That's one. Yes! Yes! 113 00:05:22,349 --> 00:05:23,309 Nice! It's 5-4. 114 00:05:23,349 --> 00:05:24,349 Get a spin on it. What, like that? 115 00:05:24,389 --> 00:05:28,349 Yes, so it stays in. Really? I threw it like a Frisbee. 116 00:05:28,389 --> 00:05:29,429 Yes! 117 00:05:29,469 --> 00:05:30,469 Yes! 118 00:05:30,509 --> 00:05:33,749 There we are. See what I'm saying? 119 00:05:33,789 --> 00:05:36,109 Right, we're taking this seriously, I'm gathering. 120 00:05:36,149 --> 00:05:38,309 Come on! Oh! 121 00:05:38,349 --> 00:05:41,029 Jess, go get the sliders after you're done. 122 00:05:41,069 --> 00:05:43,789 A dartsman doesn't just leave his darts on the board, does he? 123 00:05:43,829 --> 00:05:46,709 ALL:Oh! 124 00:05:52,309 --> 00:05:54,509 Love Island is run on routines. 125 00:05:54,549 --> 00:05:55,709 The girls get ready in the makeup room, 126 00:05:55,749 --> 00:05:57,069 the boys make the morning coffee, 127 00:05:57,109 --> 00:05:58,909 but Nicole has only gone and messed with the schedule! 128 00:05:58,949 --> 00:06:02,909 Did you make me a coffee, girl? Yeah. 129 00:06:02,949 --> 00:06:06,109 I don't know how... Right, OK. I will tell you... 130 00:06:06,149 --> 00:06:09,989 It's really strong, but I like it. It's really nice. 131 00:06:10,029 --> 00:06:11,829 I had to put honey in yours. There was no sugar. 132 00:06:11,869 --> 00:06:12,949 I poured all the honey in, 133 00:06:12,989 --> 00:06:15,069 and then I thought, ah, that's a bit too much honey. 134 00:06:15,109 --> 00:06:16,549 Tried to scoop a little bit out, didn't work. 135 00:06:16,589 --> 00:06:17,669 And I just thought this is a mess. 136 00:06:17,709 --> 00:06:19,749 No, it's nice. I really appreciate it. 137 00:06:19,789 --> 00:06:21,669 I've never made that goat coffee, or whatever it's called. 138 00:06:21,709 --> 00:06:25,349 Is it called goat's coffee? Oat? Soya coffee? 139 00:06:25,389 --> 00:06:27,269 Oh, is it soya? I don't know. Whatever the soya thing means. 140 00:06:27,309 --> 00:06:29,469 I thought that meant it was a goat. 141 00:06:29,509 --> 00:06:31,229 Are you saying goat or oats? Goat. 142 00:06:31,269 --> 00:06:32,829 Goat, like "baa"? 143 00:06:32,869 --> 00:06:35,309 I thought it was like "baa", goat coffee. 144 00:06:35,349 --> 00:06:38,069 Mm-hm. I thought that's what soya was. 145 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:39,709 Soya's got no cow's milk in. Soy is like soybean. 146 00:06:39,749 --> 00:06:41,149 Yeah, but I thought soya comes from a goat. 147 00:06:41,189 --> 00:06:43,429 Soybean. No, it's a bean. 148 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:46,869 Where have I got that one from? Goat's milk comes from a goat. 149 00:06:46,909 --> 00:06:47,949 Oh, yeah, of course, 150 00:06:47,989 --> 00:06:51,309 but, like, I just thought it was a better word to say for it. 151 00:06:51,349 --> 00:06:55,029 I found out the other day, when I get a, erm, hamburger... 152 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:55,989 It's actually beef! Yeah. 153 00:06:56,029 --> 00:06:57,269 I didn't even think about it. 154 00:06:57,309 --> 00:07:02,549 Girl, HAMburger is meaning pig. Ham.Ham. 155 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,629 But it's 100% British beef. A hamburger, by the way... 156 00:07:05,669 --> 00:07:07,829 Why are they doing me like that? I was so shocked. 157 00:07:07,869 --> 00:07:09,589 I never knew that. Every day's a school day, girls. 158 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:10,909 IAIN: Well, you'll be telling me 159 00:07:10,949 --> 00:07:13,989 Babybels aren't made of babies or bells next. 160 00:07:14,029 --> 00:07:16,589 PHONE RINGS 161 00:07:16,629 --> 00:07:18,109 Hi, Olympic Committee, it's me again. 162 00:07:18,149 --> 00:07:19,149 No, don't hang up! 163 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:24,389 We've got another one for you. A high-intensity tactical game. 164 00:07:24,429 --> 00:07:26,749 Olympic cereal boxing. 165 00:07:26,789 --> 00:07:29,229 Yeah, it'll look great under the Eiffel Tower. 166 00:07:29,269 --> 00:07:30,869 One Mississippi, two Mississippi... 167 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:33,589 SQUEALING ..three Mississippi, 168 00:07:33,629 --> 00:07:36,629 four Mississippi. 169 00:07:36,669 --> 00:07:41,349 Go on, girls! Go, gssss. 170 00:07:41,389 --> 00:07:44,149 One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi... 171 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:46,469 GROANING 172 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:49,309 Jessy, you're out. Go, gsssss. 173 00:07:49,349 --> 00:07:52,069 One Mississippi, two Mississippi... SQUEALING 174 00:07:52,109 --> 00:07:57,349 Grace is out. CHEERING 175 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:58,709 CLAPPING 176 00:07:58,749 --> 00:08:01,509 Go, gssss. THEY LAUGH 177 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:04,149 PHONE RINGS 178 00:08:04,189 --> 00:08:05,229 Hello, me again, I've got it. 179 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:10,269 I tell you what Paris needs, a spelling bee. 180 00:08:10,309 --> 00:08:12,029 What's the hardest word you think is to... 181 00:08:12,069 --> 00:08:14,429 Floccinaucinihilipilification. Pardon me? 182 00:08:14,469 --> 00:08:17,389 Floccinaucinihilipilification. 183 00:08:17,429 --> 00:08:20,229 What the F...? What?! What does that mean? 184 00:08:20,269 --> 00:08:22,789 Estimating something to be worthless. 185 00:08:22,829 --> 00:08:23,829 Spell that, Trey. 186 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:25,829 {\an8}Floccinaucinihilipilification. Yeah, so it'd be spelt... 187 00:08:25,869 --> 00:08:27,629 {\an8}F-L-A-U-E-F 188 00:08:27,669 --> 00:08:34,269 {\an8}H-I-L-I-F... 189 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:39,509 {\an8}I-C-I-T-I-O-N. 190 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:40,749 {\an8}Floccinaucinihilipilification. 191 00:08:40,789 --> 00:08:42,189 No idea. It's all Greek to me. Or is it French? 192 00:08:42,229 --> 00:08:45,629 But a gold medal for effort, Trey. 193 00:08:51,069 --> 00:08:53,629 If there's one thing I love, it's people doing good impressions. 194 00:08:53,669 --> 00:08:55,549 This clip does not demonstrate that. 195 00:08:55,589 --> 00:08:58,189 Can anyone do any impressions of, like, yeah, cartoons 196 00:08:58,229 --> 00:09:01,989 or actual people? 197 00:09:02,029 --> 00:09:04,549 I can do an impression of, erm, erm, the shrimp from Shark Tale. 198 00:09:04,589 --> 00:09:06,149 Go on. Do it. 199 00:09:06,189 --> 00:09:07,509 AS SHRIMP:And my sister, she passed away, 200 00:09:07,549 --> 00:09:08,669 so I was looking after her baby. 201 00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:09,909 But her baby lost its arms and legs, 202 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,349 but he's a really good guy. True story. 203 00:09:12,389 --> 00:09:16,309 I can do Donald Duck. Do it! 204 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:18,269 But I can't say actual proper words, but I can make the sound. 205 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:19,269 Do it. Do it. 206 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,749 ANGRY QUACKING 207 00:09:20,789 --> 00:09:22,469 Guys! Are you hearing that? 208 00:09:22,509 --> 00:09:25,869 That was the strangest noise I've ever heard in my fucking life. 209 00:09:25,909 --> 00:09:27,269 I can do an impression of Gavin and Stacey. 210 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:29,269 Oh, we know. Me, too. 211 00:09:29,309 --> 00:09:30,469 Oh, Doris! BOTH:Where's the salad? 212 00:09:30,509 --> 00:09:33,949 There's your salad? BOTH:Now leave me alone. 213 00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:36,349 Oh, fatty, where's my cash? I have no idea what this is. 214 00:09:36,389 --> 00:09:38,869 You've never seen Gavin and Stacey? No way! 215 00:09:38,909 --> 00:09:42,429 Who's Gavin and who's Stace? 216 00:09:42,469 --> 00:09:45,629 ALL:Oh! Go! 217 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,029 AS NESSA:What's occurring? 218 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:49,829 No, I've got family connections to Nessa. 219 00:09:49,869 --> 00:09:52,749 No way!I don't know who she is, but what? 220 00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:54,309 MATILDA:Can you set us up with a meet and greet? 221 00:09:54,349 --> 00:09:55,389 A meet and greet? 222 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,269 NICOLE:Oh, my God! A meet and greet with Ness! 223 00:09:57,309 --> 00:09:59,709 A roast dinner with Ruth Jones on a Sunday. 224 00:09:59,749 --> 00:10:02,189 IAIN: Yes, Matilda, if you don't get set up on Love Island, 225 00:10:02,229 --> 00:10:04,549 you can head straight to Barry Island, 226 00:10:04,589 --> 00:10:06,069 and we'll get you set up. 227 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:07,629 IAIN STIRLING: To debate sweets 228 00:10:07,669 --> 00:10:09,469 with a confectionery aficionado like Sean takes guts, 229 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,749 and Blade isn't afraid to ask the difficult questions. 230 00:10:11,789 --> 00:10:16,349 Tangfastics, what are you ranking, like, top three? 231 00:10:16,389 --> 00:10:17,389 INHALES DEEPLY 232 00:10:17,429 --> 00:10:19,589 Tangfastics, what's in the Tangfastics? 233 00:10:19,629 --> 00:10:22,029 The orange pack. The fizzy ones. 234 00:10:22,069 --> 00:10:24,669 You've got dummies, crocodiles... 235 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:28,429 Cola bottles, I think, are in there. Cola bottles. 236 00:10:28,469 --> 00:10:31,349 Cherries. Cherries. Oh, yeah. 237 00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:34,789 I thought the white milky sweets, 238 00:10:34,829 --> 00:10:36,709 I swear there was one like that in there. No. 239 00:10:36,749 --> 00:10:38,549 Oh, no, that's on the bottom of the crocodile, isn't it? 240 00:10:38,589 --> 00:10:40,229 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking. 241 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,509 What's the best Tangfastic, then? For me, it's got to be a cherry. 242 00:10:42,549 --> 00:10:43,709 Cherries, yeah. 243 00:10:43,749 --> 00:10:47,029 Number one, cherry, two, the dummy, three, the bottle. 244 00:10:47,069 --> 00:10:48,429 Coca-Cola bottle. 245 00:10:48,469 --> 00:10:49,469 OK. 246 00:10:49,509 --> 00:10:53,629 I'm not a fan of the white bottom on the sweets. Are you not? 247 00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:58,269 We really need to get a dentist on this show, just for balance. 248 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:06,709 Forget Cannes, forget the Oscars, forget the NTAs. 249 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,029 The real highlight of the movie calendar 250 00:11:08,069 --> 00:11:10,109 is the Love Island Film Festival. 251 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,909 And like all cinema, 252 00:11:11,949 --> 00:11:14,989 the real drama was happening backstage behind the velvet rope. 253 00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:16,669 I'm actually feeling... 254 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,749 I actually feel like I could cry now, let alone later. 255 00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:20,869 I'm not even gonna be in here. I'll be on daybeds tonight. 256 00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:23,389 Mate, I'm sleeping with you outside tonight. 257 00:11:23,429 --> 00:11:25,269 I feel like it's not even about finding out the truth now. 258 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,149 It's actually seeing it with my own eyes. Seeing it, yeah. 259 00:11:27,189 --> 00:11:29,229 I probably said something that means absolutely nothing to me, 260 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:32,069 and I don't think it's serious, 261 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:35,589 but then Nicole will think it's the worst thing in the world. 262 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:38,749 I'm trying to think what I've actually said. 263 00:11:38,789 --> 00:11:40,869 There's nothing I said that's bad that I haven't said to anyone. 264 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,589 This is lifting, this... 265 00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,149 # Girls on film 266 00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:49,909 # Girls on film... # 267 00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:51,709 So, girls, how's everyone feeling about tonight? 268 00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:54,109 I feel like I'm going to cry. 269 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:56,509 I can't lie, I'm very nervous. 270 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,989 CAMERA SHUTTERS 271 00:11:58,029 --> 00:12:00,109 Even with the nerves, the show must go on - 272 00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:01,349 after a couple of selfies, of course. 273 00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:02,349 # Girls on film... # 274 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,469 This is the best thing ever. 275 00:12:04,509 --> 00:12:07,069 The festival is about to start, girls. 276 00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:10,149 OK, a couple more selfies. 277 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,109 CAMERA SHUTTERS 278 00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:14,269 It's great, excited. 279 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:17,829 Now is not the time to start a live stream. 280 00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:19,269 LAUGHTER 281 00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:21,709 Let's go, let's go! 282 00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:24,469 It's showtime. 283 00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,749 # Girls on film... # 284 00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:28,709 Oh, forget it. 285 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,509 Roll up the red carpet and send the photographers home. 286 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,949 # Girls on film 287 00:12:33,989 --> 00:12:36,789 # Girls on film... # 288 00:12:36,829 --> 00:12:38,789 Stop it with the selfies. We have festival awards to announce. 289 00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:42,949 This might not be Cannes, 290 00:12:42,989 --> 00:12:47,429 but the winner of "Cannes" Not Keep A Straight Face Award is... 291 00:12:47,469 --> 00:12:51,789 Jess! 292 00:12:51,829 --> 00:12:55,149 The award for hamming it up to the camera goes to Grace. 293 00:12:55,189 --> 00:12:58,589 I'm sorry. Your foot looks like gammon. 294 00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:01,389 Oh, my God! Fucking ham. It looks like a piece of gammon. 295 00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:04,869 It looks like a piece of ham, what is going on? 296 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,629 You've got gammon on your feet. 297 00:13:08,669 --> 00:13:13,509 That is so unattractive. Imagine taking my shoes off... 298 00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:16,269 Imagine someone tried to take her shoes off 299 00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:17,429 and tried to suck her toes? LAUGHTER 300 00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:23,149 That is so unattractive. 301 00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:27,509 As the festival drew to a close, the credits rolled for Ellie and Trey. 302 00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:29,989 "Please say your goodbyes and leave the villa immediately." 303 00:13:30,029 --> 00:13:33,869 No... GASPS 304 00:13:33,909 --> 00:13:39,349 I love you all, you're amazing. APPLAUSE 305 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:43,269 EXHALES DEEPLY 306 00:13:43,309 --> 00:13:44,989 Never going to that festival again. I want a refund. 307 00:13:45,029 --> 00:13:50,749 Shut up. 308 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,829 Before we go for a break, we have just enough time 309 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,909 for a game of charades. Go on, then, girls. 310 00:13:59,949 --> 00:14:01,669 Movie. Film. 311 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,629 Seven words. 312 00:14:03,669 --> 00:14:05,509 Seven words? Seven words for a film? 313 00:14:05,549 --> 00:14:06,789 First word "The". 314 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:07,949 The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe. 315 00:14:07,989 --> 00:14:08,989 What the fuck!? 316 00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,189 One word. One word. 317 00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:13,509 Titanic. LAUGHTER 318 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:16,869 Two words. Gossip Girl. 319 00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:19,269 What the fuck! Oh, my God! 320 00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:22,509 Three words. OK, ready. 321 00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:24,709 So... This is not going to be it. 322 00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:28,429 First word... 323 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:33,269 Race, run, run! Run! Jogging! 324 00:14:34,749 --> 00:25:33,698 Come back after the break and find out. 325 00:29:26,289 --> 00:29:32,049 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 326 00:29:35,129 --> 00:29:36,249 The show that never misses a beat. 327 00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:37,649 You ready? Yeah. How close do you want to go? 328 00:29:37,689 --> 00:29:39,969 I mean "sweet". 329 00:29:40,009 --> 00:29:43,529 Oh, fuck, bro. LAUGHTER 330 00:29:43,569 --> 00:29:47,489 The show that keeps you up-to-date with all the hip new acronyms. 331 00:29:47,529 --> 00:29:49,689 If we sung SuBo, it would be different stories, 332 00:29:49,729 --> 00:29:51,729 but we ain't singing SuBo right now, are we? 333 00:29:51,769 --> 00:29:54,969 What the hell is SuBo? Susan Boyle. Oh. 334 00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:59,169 And gives you all the banter. 335 00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,329 Imagine Ciaran when he's 30. 336 00:30:00,369 --> 00:30:01,729 They're gonna give him a pension at 30, bro. 337 00:30:01,769 --> 00:30:05,209 So turn up the tunes. Here she comes. 338 00:30:05,249 --> 00:30:09,689 THEY SING, LAUGHTER 339 00:30:09,729 --> 00:30:12,769 And all the fishy business our Islanders have got up to. 340 00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:15,809 What about...? I remember doing, like, sardines, 341 00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:19,289 you know, when you, like, roll up into your duvet, 342 00:30:19,329 --> 00:30:20,649 knock on someone's door, and just fall in? 343 00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:21,849 What?! You've never done that? No. 344 00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:25,609 What are you doing? LAUGHTER 345 00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:29,089 Why have you just done that? 346 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,049 What? She's put them on. 347 00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:33,329 GIGGLING 348 00:30:33,369 --> 00:30:35,809 What's just happened? 349 00:30:35,849 --> 00:30:37,129 I'll tell you what's just happened, Wil, 350 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,529 we've just come back from the break, 351 00:30:38,569 --> 00:30:41,609 and Grace has nicked your flip-flops. 352 00:30:46,569 --> 00:30:47,609 Three words. 353 00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:51,769 Earlier, Jessy and Ellie left us puzzled with a game of charades. 354 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:54,889 OK, ready. LAUGHS 355 00:30:54,929 --> 00:30:56,369 This is not going to be it. First word. 356 00:30:56,409 --> 00:31:02,129 Well, what we want to know is... 357 00:31:02,169 --> 00:31:03,489 Running. Running. Jogging! 358 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:06,809 Racing. Fast, fast, fast. 359 00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:08,569 Oh, my God! 360 00:31:08,609 --> 00:31:10,369 Fast And Furious! Yes! 361 00:31:10,409 --> 00:31:11,929 Oh, my gosh, that's good. 362 00:31:11,969 --> 00:31:13,169 That was a good one. 363 00:31:13,209 --> 00:31:15,449 I wanted to do the... What? 364 00:31:15,489 --> 00:31:19,849 I think we should move on. Fast. 365 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:26,769 Warning, this next clip contains no candy metaphors 366 00:31:26,809 --> 00:31:27,969 or sweet-related chat of any kind. 367 00:31:28,009 --> 00:31:30,569 If you are offended by this, then leave now. 368 00:31:30,609 --> 00:31:32,889 What's the weirdest place you've ever took a girl on a date? 369 00:31:32,929 --> 00:31:37,809 A trampoline park. Mate, it was fucking awkward. 370 00:31:37,849 --> 00:31:40,929 She couldn't bounce. How can you not bounce on a trampoline? 371 00:31:40,969 --> 00:31:43,489 Fucking put your arms like that, she was going... 372 00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:45,209 Was she just sinking into it and...? 373 00:31:45,249 --> 00:31:48,409 Instant ick, mate. 374 00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:51,089 One first date I went on, it were really casual, 375 00:31:51,129 --> 00:31:53,329 I went to IKEA with a bird. A first date? 376 00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:54,649 I said, yeah, "Do you want to go to IKEA?" 377 00:31:54,689 --> 00:31:56,249 And, guess what... Sit in a bedroom. 378 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,089 It was banging. "This will be us one day." 379 00:31:58,129 --> 00:32:03,809 Konnor, what is the worst date you've been on? 380 00:32:03,849 --> 00:32:04,889 I reckon Konnor's got a mad one. 381 00:32:04,929 --> 00:32:06,449 I reckon you've got a naughty one in your closet. 382 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:10,009 Yeah, he's been a rep as well, so... True. 383 00:32:10,049 --> 00:32:11,969 He's done a bit of travelling. You must have had some mad ones. 384 00:32:12,009 --> 00:32:13,089 Yeah, the weirdest thing was... 385 00:32:13,129 --> 00:32:17,369 In the car for the date, turned up, and I was running a little bit late. 386 00:32:17,409 --> 00:32:19,769 And she was sat... She was sat outside on a wall with her cat. 387 00:32:19,809 --> 00:32:23,809 With a cat? With her cat. Yeah. 388 00:32:23,849 --> 00:32:28,049 INSECTS AND BIRDS CHIRPING 389 00:32:31,209 --> 00:32:33,289 That's all right. That's not bad. 390 00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:34,769 LAUGHTER 391 00:32:34,809 --> 00:32:37,609 Bit weird, innit? Wait, am I missing something? 392 00:32:37,649 --> 00:32:40,169 "Why are you outside with your cat?" "You've ruined the date!" 393 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:41,569 "You've fucked it." 394 00:32:41,609 --> 00:32:43,329 "I want to pick you up, but why is the cat here?" 395 00:32:43,369 --> 00:32:45,649 Yeah, I was thinking, "Are you bringing the cat with you, or...?" 396 00:32:45,689 --> 00:32:48,409 Wind the window down, "Meow." Meow, yeah! 397 00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:49,489 LAUGHTER 398 00:32:49,529 --> 00:32:51,809 A cat on a date? That is "me-ow-t" of there. 399 00:32:56,369 --> 00:32:59,929 Here is an unseen clip of the boys in the bedroom. 400 00:32:59,969 --> 00:33:01,209 They look really different, though, 401 00:33:01,249 --> 00:33:05,209 and I can't quite put my finger on it. 402 00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:06,289 AS CIARAN:So, boys, 403 00:33:06,329 --> 00:33:08,729 reckon there's any bombshells coming in anytime soon, or what? 404 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:09,809 LAUGHTER 405 00:33:09,849 --> 00:33:11,529 AS WIL:Do you know what, like, I think, yeah, 406 00:33:11,569 --> 00:33:12,729 if there's a bombshell... LAUGHTER 407 00:33:12,769 --> 00:33:16,729 ..my head might just be turned a little bit, you know? 408 00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:18,009 But then... 409 00:33:18,049 --> 00:33:20,929 NORMAL VOICE:I can't do the action! Yeah, go, that's good, keep going! 410 00:33:20,969 --> 00:33:23,089 AS WIL:But then I'm gonna say, Uma's for me, 411 00:33:23,129 --> 00:33:24,809 my head and heart is with her. And I'm gonna... 412 00:33:24,849 --> 00:33:26,489 LOW VOICE:The thing is, though, Wil, right, 413 00:33:26,529 --> 00:33:28,329 you just need to think about what you're doing. 414 00:33:28,369 --> 00:33:33,289 Who are you being? Wait, is that Trey or Hugo? 415 00:33:33,329 --> 00:33:36,809 I'm trying to do Hugo! There is no way that is Geordie. 416 00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:40,009 AS CIARAN: So, Joey, you gonna carry on egging the boys on, or what? 417 00:33:40,049 --> 00:33:44,009 "You know what, yeah, I'm just their wing man." 418 00:33:44,049 --> 00:33:47,329 Oh, yeah! 419 00:33:47,369 --> 00:33:49,009 AS WIL:I'm just being a friend, you know what I mean? 420 00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:50,049 Being there for a friend. 421 00:33:50,089 --> 00:33:51,489 "I'm just doing what they would do for me." 422 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,729 GC style. LAUGHTER 423 00:33:54,769 --> 00:33:57,769 SQUEAKY VOICE:You know what, boys, I'm just gonna tell a few girls 424 00:33:57,809 --> 00:34:01,289 what sweets they are... Why have you got squeaky voice?! 425 00:34:01,329 --> 00:34:04,489 I'm gonna tell a few girls what sweets they are tonight. 426 00:34:04,529 --> 00:34:06,969 Someone's gonna be rhubarb custard, someone's gonna be fizzy watermelon, 427 00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:08,489 someone's gonna be fizzy peach. 428 00:34:08,529 --> 00:34:11,209 And I'm just gonna go about my night tonight. 429 00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:14,609 IAIN STIRLING: I quite like that voice, actually. 430 00:34:14,649 --> 00:34:16,929 "I'm just going about my night with a couple more unseen bits. 431 00:34:16,969 --> 00:34:22,249 "Let's move on to another unseen clip." 432 00:34:27,929 --> 00:34:31,729 Here's an unseen clip of Konnor role-playing his old job 433 00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:34,209 as his alter ego, Rusty. 434 00:34:34,249 --> 00:34:36,089 Right, I'm rusty. This is... I was 20, 21 years old... 435 00:34:36,129 --> 00:34:38,449 I'm not interested. It's muscle memory, it'll come back. 436 00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:39,849 Come on. I've just booked a girls' holiday. 437 00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:44,329 I'm 20, to Malia. I'm buzzing. Just got off the coach. 438 00:34:44,369 --> 00:34:47,209 Hello, how's it going, girls? You good? 439 00:34:47,249 --> 00:34:49,489 Great, thanks. How are you? Where are you from? From Manchester. 440 00:34:49,529 --> 00:34:52,329 I'm gonna be your rep for the week. Yeah. 441 00:34:52,369 --> 00:34:54,409 First of all, I'll be telling you about the island - 442 00:34:54,449 --> 00:34:57,009 where's good to go, places good to go, 443 00:34:57,049 --> 00:34:58,209 places mainly not so good go. Right. 444 00:34:58,249 --> 00:35:00,689 I'm gonna get you, like, your best deals around here. 445 00:35:00,729 --> 00:35:03,049 Right, OK, yeah. 446 00:35:03,089 --> 00:35:04,849 First, I'm gonna go into the events we've got this week. 447 00:35:04,889 --> 00:35:08,249 Yeah, what's popping off, then? So, we've got... 448 00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:10,289 Pukka Up Boat Party, one of the biggest boat parties on the island. 449 00:35:10,329 --> 00:35:11,329 I'm gonna get you out of bed, 450 00:35:11,369 --> 00:35:13,489 because you might have a bit of a hangover from the night before. 451 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,529 But if you don't get out of bed, 452 00:35:14,569 --> 00:35:18,329 you're gonna miss the best day of your life. Right. 453 00:35:18,369 --> 00:35:20,369 OK? God damn. Carry on. 454 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,609 Anyway, so, we're gonna go to Elounda, 455 00:35:21,649 --> 00:35:23,329 we're gonna get off the coach, go around Spinalonga, 456 00:35:23,369 --> 00:35:25,169 so you're actually gonna get a little bit of history... 457 00:35:25,209 --> 00:35:27,489 Wow. ..involved, as well. Yeah. 458 00:35:27,529 --> 00:35:30,449 But then we're gonna get drinks in... 459 00:35:30,489 --> 00:35:32,569 This is literally reeling off, and it's the tone of voice, isn't it? 460 00:35:32,609 --> 00:35:34,289 Yeah, exactly. It's honestly like I'm in Malia. 461 00:35:34,329 --> 00:35:38,849 And then... The welcome meeting's done now. Right, OK. Sorry, yeah. 462 00:35:38,889 --> 00:35:41,289 So, it's the morning of Pukka Up, and you're saying, 463 00:35:41,329 --> 00:35:42,609 "Wake up, we're going to Pukka Up Party"? 464 00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:45,609 That was just a little bit of it, but... Muscle memory. Yeah. 465 00:35:45,649 --> 00:35:47,649 IAIN: As a comedian, I have muscle memory when I go on stage. 466 00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:50,569 I always tense up. 467 00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:57,649 Here's an unseen clip that raises more questions than it answers. 468 00:35:57,689 --> 00:36:02,969 CIARAN BREATHES HEAVILY 469 00:36:05,609 --> 00:36:07,729 Our Islanders might appear to be a bunch of wild, 470 00:36:07,769 --> 00:36:10,169 carefree party animals, 471 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,569 but many of them can't wait to start raising a family. 472 00:36:12,609 --> 00:36:15,489 Cos I'm, like, at the point now where my mum's like, 473 00:36:15,529 --> 00:36:17,969 "Right, when am I gonna get grandkids?" Cos she's got two kids. 474 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,289 Me being the eldest... That question honestly gives me shivers. 475 00:36:20,329 --> 00:36:24,489 You know my nan? My nan calls me a spinster. 476 00:36:24,529 --> 00:36:25,929 Do you know what a spinster is? Cos I didn't. 477 00:36:25,969 --> 00:36:27,369 INSECT BUZZING Wah! Jesus Christ! 478 00:36:27,409 --> 00:36:30,689 It's your shorts! KONNOR LAUGHS 479 00:36:30,729 --> 00:36:31,769 It's your fucking shorts! 480 00:36:31,809 --> 00:36:33,369 {\an8}In fact, the only thing that frightens them more 481 00:36:33,409 --> 00:36:37,209 {\an8}than being alone is... 482 00:36:39,649 --> 00:36:42,649 INSECT BUZZING What's that? 483 00:36:42,689 --> 00:36:46,489 YELLING Oh, my God! No, no! 484 00:36:46,529 --> 00:36:47,769 No, stop it! Stop it! Stop it right now! 485 00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:48,849 Wah! 486 00:36:48,889 --> 00:36:51,769 Are you sure you don't want any, Emma?I'm good, babe... Argh! 487 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:55,169 Just these flies to go. 488 00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:56,729 He said that today, though... INSECT BUZZING 489 00:36:56,769 --> 00:36:57,769 Whoa! What was that? It's fine. 490 00:36:57,809 --> 00:36:58,929 It's gone, whatever was. Oh, my God. 491 00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,569 It just landed on my elbow. I don't know what it was. 492 00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,809 It's like I'm on fucking I'm A Celebrity Get Me... 493 00:37:02,849 --> 00:37:03,849 Bugs, like... SHE SIGHS 494 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,849 LAUGHTER Anyway... 495 00:37:06,889 --> 00:37:09,649 What are you are drinking, water? Yeah, I'm on that high-quality H2O. 496 00:37:09,689 --> 00:37:16,489 Serious stuff. INSECT BUZZING 497 00:37:16,529 --> 00:37:18,489 Shit. Was that landing on my back? Mate, I can't do this, bro. 498 00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:20,849 Honestly, bro. Spatula. 499 00:37:20,889 --> 00:37:26,409 I'm gonna lose my brain cells, bro. Seriously.Back off. 500 00:37:26,449 --> 00:37:27,449 OK, OK. I'm done. 501 00:37:27,489 --> 00:37:29,569 So, I feel fine, it's just obviously, 502 00:37:29,609 --> 00:37:31,889 like, certain situations... INSECT BUZZING 503 00:37:31,929 --> 00:37:35,809 Wah! 504 00:37:35,849 --> 00:37:37,609 Every time, all I'm attracting in this villa is flies. 505 00:37:37,649 --> 00:37:41,529 IAIN: They'd be buzzing to go on a date with you, to be fair. 506 00:37:48,529 --> 00:37:54,049 Ciaran, what are you up to? Is this a Welsh thing? 507 00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:56,409 I had a chat with Jess before she entered the villa, 508 00:37:56,449 --> 00:37:58,049 and if I'm honest, I think she was a bit starstruck 509 00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:00,169 to be talking to me. 510 00:38:00,209 --> 00:38:03,169 I've never really met a famous person. Oh. 511 00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:06,609 The most famous person that I've ever met is probably, erm... 512 00:38:06,649 --> 00:38:14,049 that guy from EastEnders. 513 00:38:14,089 --> 00:38:15,049 Which one? Which one? Billy. 514 00:38:15,089 --> 00:38:16,169 Max Brannan, I met. I'd be most... 515 00:38:16,209 --> 00:38:20,009 The person I'd be most excited to meet would be Dec from Ant and Dec. 516 00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:21,529 Yeah, you love Ant and Dec, don't you? Really? 517 00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:24,729 I fucking love... Dec... No, no, no. Dec is my guilty pleasure. 518 00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:26,369 Dec is so cute. Dec's your guilty pleasure? 519 00:38:26,409 --> 00:38:29,529 I'm in love with him. I'm in love with him. He is so cute. 520 00:38:29,569 --> 00:38:32,609 If I met Dec, I promise you now, I would just combust into flames. 521 00:38:32,649 --> 00:38:35,129 I wouldn't know what to do with myself. 522 00:38:35,169 --> 00:38:37,809 Is Dec the small one, or the...? Yeah, small one. I love him so much. 523 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,169 I think Maya's the most famous person I've met, you know. 524 00:38:40,209 --> 00:38:42,249 Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, it would be Maya now. Sorry, Billy. 525 00:38:42,289 --> 00:38:43,769 IAIN: You'll be sorry if Billy from EastEnders 526 00:38:43,809 --> 00:38:48,249 ends up being the next Bombshell. 527 00:38:51,769 --> 00:38:58,289 Oh, good. We finally gonna find out what Ciaran's up to. 528 00:38:58,329 --> 00:39:02,409 Oh, no. Ran out of time. Come back to find out... 529 00:39:14,979 --> 00:39:17,179 {\an8}IAIN STIRLING: Get excited, because it's Love Island: Unseen Bits. 530 00:39:17,219 --> 00:39:23,139 SCREAMING 531 00:39:23,179 --> 00:39:25,979 Oh, it's so exciting! 532 00:39:26,019 --> 00:39:28,779 Any questions, Joey? What's that word? 533 00:39:28,819 --> 00:39:30,459 What does "contradict" mean? 534 00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:32,339 It's like if I said this show has naff clips 535 00:39:32,379 --> 00:39:36,859 but then showed you all this absolute gold. 536 00:39:36,899 --> 00:39:40,939 It's positive vibes, mate! Whoo! 537 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:42,219 KONNOR CHUCKLES Whoop, whoop, whoop! 538 00:39:42,259 --> 00:39:45,179 Did you know that dark chocolate makes a woman horny? 539 00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:49,139 Swing it over here, girl. Yay! 540 00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:50,379 I promise our clips will crack you up. 541 00:39:50,419 --> 00:39:53,339 Oi, oi, oi! Look what they've done to Nicole. 542 00:39:53,379 --> 00:39:54,339 SHE CHUCKLES, CHOKES 543 00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:59,499 GIRLS LAUGH 544 00:39:59,539 --> 00:40:06,819 I just choked on my coffee. I just saw it come back up! 545 00:40:06,859 --> 00:40:11,099 Before the break, Ciaran was acting very strangely. 546 00:40:11,139 --> 00:40:18,619 {\an8}But what was he up to? And... 547 00:40:18,659 --> 00:40:23,379 Wah! You f... 548 00:40:23,419 --> 00:40:25,499 CIARAN CHUCKLES, SEAN EXHALES 549 00:40:25,539 --> 00:40:27,499 How long have you been waiting there for? Like, five minutes. 550 00:40:27,539 --> 00:40:32,179 You've been waiting for me. I hate you so much. 551 00:40:32,219 --> 00:40:33,179 Fuck's sake, Ciaran. 552 00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:36,779 Oh, not again. 553 00:40:40,339 --> 00:40:44,979 Here's an unseen clip for all the single men out there. 554 00:40:45,019 --> 00:40:47,059 Take notes. The worst-ever date? Hit me with it. 555 00:40:47,099 --> 00:40:49,699 I went to a date, and it was a first date, turned up, 556 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:54,299 and he had, like, 15 of his friends there. Sorry, what? 557 00:40:54,339 --> 00:40:56,259 And he was Italian, and his friends barely spoke English, 558 00:40:56,299 --> 00:40:58,059 so I was just sat at this meal... What?! What? 559 00:40:58,099 --> 00:41:00,099 ..with, like, 15 of his friends. 560 00:41:00,139 --> 00:41:02,259 It was a mix of girls and boys, but I was just at this table, 561 00:41:02,299 --> 00:41:04,339 and they barely spoke English, so I was just kind of sat 562 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:05,539 in the middle of the table, like, 563 00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:07,899 "How do I get out of this situation?" 564 00:41:07,939 --> 00:41:09,579 But why would you dating all 15 of them? I don't know! 565 00:41:09,619 --> 00:41:11,699 One of my worst dates was, went to a place to go and try on clothes, 566 00:41:11,739 --> 00:41:14,779 he came out in a tracksuit strangling his balls, 567 00:41:14,819 --> 00:41:17,859 turned around, found out... 568 00:41:17,899 --> 00:41:21,579 The woman in the check-in thingy was like, "That's a woman's tracksuit." 569 00:41:21,619 --> 00:41:23,259 Oh, no! He was mortified. 570 00:41:23,299 --> 00:41:25,419 I was crying and laughter, he didn't find it funny. 571 00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:29,179 Never saw him again. That's even worse. Fair enough. 572 00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:30,859 IAIN: I've still got that tracksuit. 573 00:41:30,899 --> 00:41:34,019 It's like a glove... around the balls. 574 00:41:40,219 --> 00:41:42,179 There has been some amazing double acts over the years, 575 00:41:42,219 --> 00:41:44,619 but forget your Tom and Jerrys, your Ant and Decs, 576 00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:47,579 and your Iain Stirling and Hacker The Dogs - 577 00:41:47,619 --> 00:41:49,259 we've got Josh and Reuben. 578 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:52,419 Joben? Roosh? Oh, I don't know. 579 00:41:52,459 --> 00:41:56,819 # Just the two of us We can make it if we try 580 00:41:56,859 --> 00:41:58,779 # Just the two of us. # 581 00:41:58,819 --> 00:42:02,699 Or as I like to call them - the Mumble Brothers. 582 00:42:02,739 --> 00:42:05,699 There we go. Yeah... Yeah, yeah. 583 00:42:05,739 --> 00:42:08,779 Yeah, you filled it to the top still. 'Ey! Yeah. 584 00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:11,899 Just at the top, you know? 'Ey! Bro, it is. Yeah. It's mad, bro. 585 00:42:11,939 --> 00:42:15,099 It's mad. Yo, man. Ready for the girls, no? 586 00:42:15,139 --> 00:42:17,499 Yeah! Of course, bro, of course. REUBEN CHUCKLES 587 00:42:17,539 --> 00:42:20,619 Yeah, it's them ones, innit? Know what I'm saying? 588 00:42:20,659 --> 00:42:22,779 Mate, listen, it's gonna be a good one, though. 589 00:42:22,819 --> 00:42:24,379 MUMBLING:Yeah, you know... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 590 00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:27,699 Yeah, man. Been waiting for this one still. 591 00:42:27,739 --> 00:42:30,259 Having a good time. JOSH AND REUBEN LAUGH 592 00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:32,219 But fortunately, the Mumble Brothers their voice 593 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,259 when the girls rocked up. 594 00:42:34,299 --> 00:42:36,979 GIRLS:Hello! Hello, ladies. How are you? 595 00:42:37,019 --> 00:42:38,179 You OK? How are you? Good, how are you? 596 00:42:38,219 --> 00:42:39,499 And things started to get a little spicy. 597 00:42:39,539 --> 00:42:43,579 I asked the lovely lady if we could have tapas for all of us. 598 00:42:43,619 --> 00:42:46,539 Looks lovely. Who's brave enough to try this one first? 599 00:42:46,579 --> 00:42:47,739 Are we talking about the food, or...? 600 00:42:47,779 --> 00:42:51,379 LAUGHTER 601 00:42:51,419 --> 00:42:56,019 Obviously, no pressure putting on the situation with any of you girls, 602 00:42:56,059 --> 00:42:59,459 but we are very much willing to get to know you, so... 603 00:42:59,499 --> 00:43:03,139 Well, I know... I'm a man who knows what I want. 604 00:43:03,179 --> 00:43:05,019 I'm sure you're a man who knows what he wants, as well. 605 00:43:05,059 --> 00:43:09,219 So, what do you want? So I want the energy to be reciprocated. 606 00:43:09,259 --> 00:43:10,219 OK. Know what I mean? OK. 607 00:43:10,259 --> 00:43:12,739 IAIN: The energy between these two is absolutely electric. 608 00:43:12,779 --> 00:43:15,779 We've got to... We've got to come up with a name, bro. 609 00:43:15,819 --> 00:43:18,379 Energy Crew. Energy Crew... 610 00:43:18,419 --> 00:43:20,699 RAPS:Energy Crew coming for you 611 00:43:20,739 --> 00:43:22,659 What you gonna do When the Energy Crew...? 612 00:43:22,699 --> 00:43:25,139 LAUGHING:Energy Crew coming! 613 00:43:25,179 --> 00:43:26,219 RAPS:Energy Crew coming for you 614 00:43:26,259 --> 00:43:27,979 What you gonna do When the Energy Crew come for you? 615 00:43:28,019 --> 00:43:32,659 What you gonna do? Come on, you must got some bars. 616 00:43:32,699 --> 00:43:34,979 RAPS:What you gonna do When the Energy Crew... 617 00:43:35,019 --> 00:43:35,939 BOTH RAP:Come for you. 'Ey! 618 00:43:35,979 --> 00:43:37,819 BOTH RAP:What you gonna do When Energy Crew come for you? 619 00:43:37,859 --> 00:43:39,099 Hey! REUBEN LAUGHS 620 00:43:39,139 --> 00:43:46,019 IAIN: Luckily, this Energy Crew appeared to be solar powered. 621 00:43:46,059 --> 00:43:50,059 Only ten more hours on that bed to get fully charged, lads. 622 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,939 Ciaran, mate, not again. 623 00:43:55,979 --> 00:44:00,139 While you stand there, I'm carrying on with a few more unseen bits. 624 00:44:03,139 --> 00:44:05,019 Majorca is such a beautiful island, 625 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,059 but I never get the chance to put my feet up and enjoy it. 626 00:44:08,099 --> 00:44:10,459 I've got all these Love Islands to make, podcasts to record, 627 00:44:10,499 --> 00:44:12,819 a very long beard-grooming regime to follow. 628 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:21,419 I need some time off. But who would do the voice-over? 629 00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:25,379 AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island... Mimii is having a shower. 630 00:44:25,419 --> 00:44:28,019 NORMAL VOICE:Iain Stirling probably hates my guts. 631 00:44:28,059 --> 00:44:29,059 I'm so sorry. 632 00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:31,859 No, Jessy, carry on. I'm looking for some holiday cover. 633 00:44:31,899 --> 00:44:34,739 AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island... 634 00:44:34,779 --> 00:44:37,059 Sorry, girls, but it's lacking some oomph. 635 00:44:37,099 --> 00:44:38,939 EXAGGERATED ACCENT:Tonight... BOTH:On Love Island. 636 00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:44,099 Brilliant. Two new Bombshells... 637 00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:46,939 Enter the villa! 638 00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:51,699 Love Island 2024, baby! 639 00:44:51,739 --> 00:44:56,459 MIMII:Will two new Bombshells shake the table? 640 00:44:56,499 --> 00:44:59,739 I have decided to steal this girl... Uma. 641 00:44:59,779 --> 00:45:01,739 "Wil, you are now single 642 00:45:01,779 --> 00:45:05,819 "and therefore have been dumped from the island." 643 00:45:05,859 --> 00:45:08,539 I'm gonna leave. Sorry. 644 00:45:08,579 --> 00:45:09,539 APPLAUSE 645 00:45:09,579 --> 00:45:10,739 AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island... 646 00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:15,139 The villa gets a party. ..the villa gets a party. 647 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:21,619 IAIN: Oi! That one was on the main show. Got anything better? 648 00:45:21,659 --> 00:45:23,259 MIMII:Jessy, why are you so good at impressions? 649 00:45:23,299 --> 00:45:25,899 Innit? You're actually pretty good. Don't think Iain would agree, 650 00:45:25,939 --> 00:45:27,419 but we'll carry on. 651 00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:29,419 What else we got? "I thought you was..." 652 00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:33,259 AS AMY HART:I came here to tell you I loved you! 653 00:45:33,299 --> 00:45:37,699 I was coming back here to tell you that I loved you. 654 00:45:37,739 --> 00:45:40,739 Nope, wrong series. I think my job's safe. 655 00:45:45,219 --> 00:45:46,859 Here's an unseen clip of accounts assistant Reuben 656 00:45:46,899 --> 00:45:50,539 accounting for the previous night's shenanigans. 657 00:45:50,579 --> 00:45:55,779 All right, what is up, guys? Erm, just woke up. 658 00:45:55,819 --> 00:45:58,579 It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining. 659 00:45:58,619 --> 00:46:02,579 It's gonna be a hot one, and I'm here with the boy, the man... 660 00:46:02,619 --> 00:46:06,579 Good afternoon, good morning, whatever time it is. 661 00:46:06,619 --> 00:46:07,819 ..the myth, the legend. KONNOR LAUGHS 662 00:46:07,859 --> 00:46:10,539 {\an8}So, obviously, last night was really tough, 663 00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:13,779 {\an8}but you know me, I'm positive vibes, 664 00:46:13,819 --> 00:46:16,699 {\an8}so gonna try and get everyone in the villa back up, 665 00:46:16,739 --> 00:46:19,819 {\an8}positive vibes. Erm... 666 00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:23,579 {\an8}But other than that, keep moving, keep going, keep grafting. 667 00:46:23,619 --> 00:46:26,099 {\an8}Reuben, over and out. 668 00:46:26,139 --> 00:46:31,179 Love that, Reuben, mate, love that. Oh, mate... 669 00:46:31,219 --> 00:46:33,179 And today, you carry on with that fucking energy, we bring it. 670 00:46:33,219 --> 00:46:34,499 Oh, mate. It's every day, mate. 671 00:46:34,539 --> 00:46:37,019 CIARAN YELLS What is going on? What? 672 00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:39,939 I'm actually here in real life with Ciaran. What is going on? 673 00:46:39,979 --> 00:46:44,499 Oh, where's my phone? This is, like, the perfect picture to take. 674 00:46:44,539 --> 00:46:47,539 I don't know whose phone this is, but I stole it. Smile. 675 00:46:47,579 --> 00:46:52,779 Do them other way, Reuben. That way. 676 00:46:52,819 --> 00:46:54,499 It's giving, like, mum, taking it the other way. 677 00:46:54,539 --> 00:46:57,699 {\an8}I prefer taking them in landscape. 678 00:46:57,739 --> 00:46:59,299 {\an8}It won't make it to the Insta with the landscape. 679 00:46:59,339 --> 00:47:02,299 Oh, see, you're... HE CLICKS TONGUE 680 00:47:02,339 --> 00:47:06,259 Look at that. Unbelievable. That's so jokes. 681 00:47:06,299 --> 00:47:09,739 IAIN: Unbelievable. That's giving mum. 682 00:47:09,779 --> 00:47:11,499 Yeah, yeah. We know what's coming now. 683 00:47:11,539 --> 00:47:14,059 Nobody's gonna fall for this again. Or maybe they will. 684 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:18,099 {\an8}Come back after the break to see... 685 00:47:27,399 --> 00:47:30,719 {\an8}That's what I'm gonna call you. Right, so, you've got layers. 686 00:47:30,759 --> 00:47:33,799 Yeah. You're a fun guy. 687 00:47:33,839 --> 00:47:35,679 OK. You're a "Funion". 688 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,919 I'm a Funion? Funion. Funion, I'll take it. Funion, yeah. 689 00:47:39,959 --> 00:47:42,159 Sometimes, you just start saying things, do you know what I mean? 690 00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:43,439 You don't even know what you're saying. 691 00:47:43,479 --> 00:47:44,879 You just start saying things like "Funion". 692 00:47:44,919 --> 00:47:47,879 Yeah, Funion. 693 00:47:47,919 --> 00:47:49,119 IAIN STIRLING: And this is a show 694 00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:50,759 where you get to see all of that gold. 695 00:47:50,799 --> 00:47:53,959 It's Love Island: Unseen Bits! 696 00:47:53,999 --> 00:47:59,599 "Yes, yes! Yes, Reuben, Reuben, Reuben! Reuben, Reuben!" 697 00:47:59,639 --> 00:48:05,239 Ladies, calm down. Please, calm down. Calm down. 698 00:48:05,279 --> 00:48:09,679 We will get there, we will find love. Just have to believe. 699 00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,599 IAIN: I believe in you, Reuben. Yes, and you, Josh. 700 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:16,639 Try not to slip up. 701 00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:17,719 Whoa! 702 00:48:17,759 --> 00:48:20,239 And you won't be able to resist. Pucker up, ladies! 703 00:48:20,279 --> 00:48:21,679 If in doubt, you can use 704 00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,479 the old "I don't know how to take photos" method. 705 00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:26,279 Grace, you need to get in, babe. 706 00:48:26,319 --> 00:48:29,399 I'm just showing Reuben, come on. Oh, OK. 707 00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:30,919 Like this, like flat. Flat, just right there. 708 00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:35,559 Literally hold it right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 709 00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:42,079 Funny one. 710 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:46,879 Oh, these are cute. Yeah, I like these. 711 00:48:46,919 --> 00:48:50,799 I think these are cute. Thank you, Reubs. 712 00:48:50,839 --> 00:48:51,839 No problem, ladies. 713 00:48:51,879 --> 00:48:56,479 IAIN: And flash, bang, wallop, everything is good with the world. 714 00:48:56,519 --> 00:48:59,279 Before the break, it looked like Ciaran was up to his old tricks. 715 00:48:59,319 --> 00:49:02,679 Well, here's... 716 00:49:07,959 --> 00:49:10,799 HE SHOUTS Fucking hell, you stupid boy! 717 00:49:10,839 --> 00:49:13,679 Are you all right in the head?! 718 00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,999 Oh, don't ever talk to me ever again. No! 719 00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:19,679 IAIN: Predictable but still good. 720 00:49:24,959 --> 00:49:27,759 Here's an unseen clip of Reuben keeping it "reals". 721 00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:31,279 What is up, guys? And today, we've got the kissing challenge. 722 00:49:31,319 --> 00:49:33,239 Boys, how are we feeling about it? Are we excited, are we not? 723 00:49:33,279 --> 00:49:34,279 What's going on? 724 00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:36,399 THEY CHEER 725 00:49:36,439 --> 00:49:38,239 We are feeling good. What are you saying? 726 00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:39,239 Love it. 727 00:49:39,279 --> 00:49:40,279 Obviously, we are excited. 728 00:49:40,319 --> 00:49:43,759 It's, you know, bit of bravado, bit of macho male competition. 729 00:49:43,799 --> 00:49:46,319 Who can get the number one spot, who's got the most luscious lips. 730 00:49:46,359 --> 00:49:50,319 But at the end of the day, it's not just about the anatomy, 731 00:49:50,359 --> 00:49:51,679 it's about the technique, as well, 732 00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,079 so maybe experience is a factor in it. 733 00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:55,759 Hey, Reuben, can you show us your technique on camera 734 00:49:55,799 --> 00:49:56,759 for the viewers? 735 00:49:56,799 --> 00:49:57,799 My technique on the camera? 736 00:49:57,839 --> 00:49:59,919 Well, I'll tell you what, 737 00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:02,559 we'll kind of give it a little bit of a... 738 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:04,279 I'm more of a slow, sensual type, so I might go a bit... 739 00:50:04,319 --> 00:50:05,559 THEY LAUGH 740 00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:07,559 He's actually done it. 741 00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:11,879 But anyway, we are excited, guys. Let's go, give it 100% energy. 742 00:50:11,919 --> 00:50:13,919 May the best man win. 743 00:50:13,959 --> 00:50:17,239 Let's go! THEY CHEER 744 00:50:17,279 --> 00:50:18,359 IAIN: Thanks, Reuben. 745 00:50:18,399 --> 00:50:20,359 If you could just take that energy into the bathroom 746 00:50:20,399 --> 00:50:22,279 and make sure all the boys brush their teeth for the girls, 747 00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:24,839 that would be great. 748 00:50:24,879 --> 00:50:26,319 Fucking hell. Time to get some action, baby. 749 00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:29,359 The thing about... I think everyone's gonna notice me anyway, 750 00:50:29,399 --> 00:50:35,839 cos after every kiss, I'll be like, "Whoo!" 751 00:50:35,879 --> 00:50:43,119 THEY LAUGH Whoo! 752 00:50:43,159 --> 00:50:46,879 It's just a game, guys. It's just a game. 753 00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:49,959 It's never just a game! This is real life! 754 00:50:49,999 --> 00:50:56,039 Whoo! We are in the building, baby! We are back. 755 00:50:56,079 --> 00:50:57,319 Ladies, look out. Kissing challenge. 756 00:50:57,359 --> 00:50:59,279 IAIN: It was a game of kiss and tell, and the rules were simple. 757 00:50:59,319 --> 00:51:00,359 The girls had to kiss, 758 00:51:00,399 --> 00:51:04,839 and the boys had to tell us what they thought of it. 759 00:51:04,879 --> 00:51:06,199 # Cos you changed The way you kissed me... # 760 00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:13,159 IAIN: And they didn't hold back. 761 00:51:13,199 --> 00:51:14,639 I'm gonna give it an eight out of ten. 762 00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:18,639 It was nice and slow but a little bit sloppy. 763 00:51:18,679 --> 00:51:19,599 Oh! GASPS 764 00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:22,479 It was quite pokey, the kiss. 765 00:51:22,519 --> 00:51:23,759 Score that a two out of ten, I can't lie. 766 00:51:23,799 --> 00:51:26,239 Probably right that one three. GASPS 767 00:51:26,279 --> 00:51:28,839 IAIN: And the winner's name was on everybody's lips. 768 00:51:28,879 --> 00:51:32,559 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes, I am top snogger. 769 00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:34,159 Did I think it was going to happen? Yes, I did. 770 00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:36,399 I had full confidence in myself. 771 00:51:36,439 --> 00:51:40,999 I know I'm a great snogger, so easy one for me. Easy challenge today. 772 00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:42,719 IAIN: But what you didn't get to hear 773 00:51:42,759 --> 00:51:45,359 was what the girls thought of the boys' kisses. 774 00:51:45,399 --> 00:51:47,959 Can we talk about Reuben? He's actually a good kisser. 775 00:51:47,999 --> 00:51:50,759 Yeah, he is. Can you believe Ciaran and Sean rated me that low? 776 00:51:50,799 --> 00:51:53,719 Mate, I didn't want to kiss you anyway. 777 00:51:53,759 --> 00:51:54,759 Oi, do you know what? 778 00:51:54,799 --> 00:51:57,839 Blade's a really nice guy but really bad kisser. 779 00:51:57,879 --> 00:51:58,959 I didn't think he was ter... 780 00:51:58,999 --> 00:52:00,719 He wasn't the best, but I didn't think he was terrible. 781 00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:01,919 Joey's the worst for me, no offence. 782 00:52:01,959 --> 00:52:03,279 Hugo was the worst for me. 783 00:52:03,319 --> 00:52:05,519 Obviously, no offence, but I'm glad... 784 00:52:05,559 --> 00:52:08,119 Yeah, there was too much wetness. 785 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:11,719 How crazy is that? We've all kissed every single boy in here. 786 00:52:11,759 --> 00:52:13,079 IAIN: What? Are you lot taking the kiss? 787 00:52:13,119 --> 00:52:15,719 Well, there's one boy you haven't kissed, and that's me. 788 00:52:21,079 --> 00:52:23,959 Now, what is Ciaran up to? Oh, come on. 789 00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:27,199 Not behind the door again, mate. 790 00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:34,959 It's a well-known fact there was no life before meme culture, 791 00:52:34,999 --> 00:52:37,119 so here's our resident content creator, Reuben, 792 00:52:37,159 --> 00:52:40,399 to fill you in on references you might have missed 793 00:52:40,439 --> 00:52:41,439 from back in the olden days. 794 00:52:41,479 --> 00:52:45,799 In modern meme culture, you've got, like, an Alpha-male type. 795 00:52:45,839 --> 00:52:47,799 Obviously, you've got Sigma and all that shit, 796 00:52:47,839 --> 00:52:51,399 but, like, before you had that, it was a Chad. 797 00:52:51,439 --> 00:52:53,479 You had a Chad and then a Beta. And then a Chad, 798 00:52:53,519 --> 00:52:56,439 a Chad would be this big, like, strong guy. 799 00:52:56,479 --> 00:53:00,319 And then you've got Gigachad, which is like the final boss of the Chads. 800 00:53:00,359 --> 00:53:02,599 Like, literally remember seeing him walk in, and the first word which 801 00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:05,999 came to mind, was like, "Bro, blood is Gigachad." 802 00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:11,039 {\an8}THEY LAUGH 803 00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:12,159 Square chin, like, square chin. 804 00:53:12,199 --> 00:53:14,759 Like this absolutely ripped fucking, like... 805 00:53:14,799 --> 00:53:17,959 Basically like Johnny Bravo, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 806 00:53:17,999 --> 00:53:18,959 Essentially like... 807 00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:20,039 I've heard some names, yeah. 808 00:53:20,079 --> 00:53:23,159 Like, proper names, yeah, but not Gigachad. 809 00:53:23,199 --> 00:53:24,239 DRAMATIC STING 810 00:53:24,279 --> 00:53:26,199 And what were you calling Blade again? 811 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,239 The Gigachad. Gigachad. 812 00:53:28,279 --> 00:53:31,239 Gigachad. You say it like Hercules? 813 00:53:31,279 --> 00:53:33,399 But he's got that deep voice as well, like. 814 00:53:33,439 --> 00:53:34,599 He sounds like a cartoon. Gigachad! 815 00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:36,799 DRAMATIC STING 816 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:38,199 Blade even sleeps like a Gigachad. 817 00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,839 DRAMATIC STING 818 00:53:41,879 --> 00:53:45,879 Gigachad! THEY GIGGLE 819 00:53:45,919 --> 00:53:48,879 IAIN: But unfortunately, time was up in the villa for Gigachad, 820 00:53:48,919 --> 00:53:51,199 I mean Blade, as he, Hugo, Emma and Jess 821 00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,519 all made a sharp exit from the villa. 822 00:53:54,559 --> 00:54:00,279 ALL:Bye! 823 00:54:00,319 --> 00:54:03,199 The Gigachad. THEY GIGGLE 824 00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,479 Gone out the villa, but never forgotten 825 00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:07,519 and won't be seen again. 826 00:54:07,559 --> 00:54:08,479 The Gigachad! THEY GIGGLE 827 00:54:08,519 --> 00:54:11,239 DRAMATIC STING 828 00:54:20,279 --> 00:54:22,799 Oh, Ciaran's still there. 829 00:54:22,839 --> 00:54:25,399 Oh, she's taking too long. 830 00:54:25,439 --> 00:54:30,559 WHISPERING: No! Get down, Ciaran. She's coming! 831 00:54:33,799 --> 00:54:37,039 DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS It's time for... 832 00:54:42,039 --> 00:54:43,439 Ooh! 833 00:54:43,479 --> 00:54:45,999 Beach Hut Bonanza! 834 00:54:46,039 --> 00:54:48,039 And this week, I asked our islanders... 835 00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:49,679 What's this Beach Hut Bonanza about? 836 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,439 ..for their favourite movie quotes. 837 00:54:52,479 --> 00:54:54,479 Movie quotes? Oh, no! OK. 838 00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:58,199 CLEARS THROAT Yeah, OK. I can do this. 839 00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,519 Hey, I'm walking here! 840 00:54:59,559 --> 00:55:02,119 Why so serious? 841 00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:04,639 Shaggy? Scooby? 842 00:55:04,679 --> 00:55:07,079 I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids. 843 00:55:07,119 --> 00:55:11,199 I'll have what she's having. 844 00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,159 Get these goddamn snakes of this goddamn plane! 845 00:55:14,199 --> 00:55:17,039 It's Leviosa, not Leviosaaa. 846 00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:19,239 Avadadada... 847 00:55:19,279 --> 00:55:22,399 Expillius... Expatronus! 848 00:55:22,439 --> 00:55:25,439 I am McLovin. 849 00:55:25,479 --> 00:55:28,079 I can think of one from TOWIE. Is that bad? 850 00:55:28,119 --> 00:55:31,519 I'm feeling lower than a worm's tit. I quite like that one. 851 00:55:31,559 --> 00:55:33,479 My precious. 852 00:55:33,519 --> 00:55:37,159 My precious! GIGGLES 853 00:55:37,199 --> 00:55:41,279 Titanic. I'm the king of the world! 854 00:55:41,319 --> 00:55:43,999 It's been 84 years! 855 00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:47,399 HOARSE:Jack, come back! Come back! 856 00:55:47,439 --> 00:55:50,479 Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me?! 857 00:55:50,519 --> 00:55:52,999 I love a bit of Star Wars, so am gonna have to go with, 858 00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:55,399 may the force be with you. 859 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:58,599 HEAVY BREATHING Luke, I am your father. 860 00:55:58,639 --> 00:56:02,919 May the force be with you. GIGGLES 861 00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:06,559 Nobody puts baby in the corner. 862 00:56:06,599 --> 00:56:08,279 I'll be back. 863 00:56:08,319 --> 00:56:13,199 I'll be back! 864 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:17,919 Hasta la vista, baby. Is it him that says that? 865 00:56:17,959 --> 00:56:22,559 Don't worry now, Kitty don't bite, not now she's been fed. 866 00:56:22,599 --> 00:56:24,839 And she walks away scratching her arse, 867 00:56:24,879 --> 00:56:31,759 and I think what a fucking icon. 868 00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:32,839 Get to the chopper. 869 00:56:32,879 --> 00:56:33,839 Get to the chopper. LAUGHS 870 00:56:33,879 --> 00:56:34,839 Get to the chopper. 871 00:56:34,879 --> 00:56:38,639 Get to the chopper. LAUGHS 872 00:56:38,679 --> 00:56:40,399 ET phone home. 873 00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:43,239 ET phone home. 874 00:56:43,279 --> 00:56:47,759 ET phone home. 875 00:56:47,799 --> 00:56:49,399 That was not it. 876 00:56:49,439 --> 00:56:50,879 WOBBLY:ET... I was trying to like... E-E-E. 877 00:56:50,919 --> 00:56:52,599 You can't handle the truth. 878 00:56:52,639 --> 00:56:55,679 Wazzap! 879 00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,359 Ohana means family, 880 00:56:57,399 --> 00:57:00,679 family means nobody gets left behind. 881 00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,119 Adrian! CHUCKLES 882 00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:09,999 I think we're gonna need a bigger boat. 883 00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:12,999 All I know is he goes like that. 884 00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:14,439 But I don't know what comes out of his mouth. 885 00:57:14,479 --> 00:57:18,319 They call me Bond. 886 00:57:18,359 --> 00:57:19,639 The name's Bond. 887 00:57:19,679 --> 00:57:21,959 James Bond. PEW 888 00:57:21,999 --> 00:57:24,519 Good evening, Miss Moneypenny. 889 00:57:24,559 --> 00:57:30,639 And I am Iron Man. 890 00:57:30,679 --> 00:57:38,479 IAIN: That's all for now from Beach Hut Bonanza. 891 00:57:44,959 --> 00:57:51,559 Just give up, Ciaran. 892 00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:53,439 CIARAN YELLS Fucking hell, Ciaran, 893 00:57:53,479 --> 00:57:55,919 seriously, now, it's not even funny. CIARAN LAUGHS 894 00:57:55,959 --> 00:57:57,959 No, genuinely, now, I'm not speaking to you. 895 00:57:57,999 --> 00:58:00,919 I even looked behind the door to see if you... I thought you would have. 896 00:58:00,959 --> 00:58:03,159 I even looked behind the door to see if you were there. 897 00:58:03,199 --> 00:58:10,719 Caught you. Such a dickhead, like. 898 00:58:10,759 --> 00:58:13,919 IAIN: Boo! Caught you. 899 00:58:13,959 --> 00:58:16,479 Come back next time for some more Unseen Bits. 900 00:58:16,519 --> 00:58:21,039 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com