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IAIN STIRLING: It's been a game
of two halves this week.
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I'm just their wingman.
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We've had red cards...
ALL:Oh. Oh.
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We've had sendings-offs.
Bye.
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Dodgy tackles.
Strangling his balls.
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Some very low scoring.
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I'd score that a two out of 10,
I can't lie.
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But tonight, the beautiful game
enters its final stages.
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LAUGHS, COUGHS
LAUGHTER
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IMPERSONATES DONALD DUCK
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And we bring you all
the dramatic highlights.
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I'm very nervous.
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So keepy up.
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Whoa!
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And feed off the energy
of the teams.
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# I feel a good feeling... #
Woo!
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As we get the ball rolling
with unmissable action like this.
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Whoa, whoa!
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And this.
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SCREAMS
No, no, no.
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This is Love Island Unseen Bits,
and it's coming home.
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My precious.
GIGGLES
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# Rock-a-bye baby
On the treetop... #
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Nestled snugly in their beds,
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bonnets and eye masks
on their heads,
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our lovebirds dream as they nod off
of simpler times before eggyboff.
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Eggyboff.
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Before Sean got greedy
with the kissing necks,
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and Ayo started playing tricks.
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You are definitely my cup of tea.
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If only Josh and Reuben
hadn't come to play,
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and Uma hadn't been stolen away.
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They're fast asleep,
it's really quite something,
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who on earth sleeps
through a seven man dumping?
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Wakey wakey, you dozy bunch,
I said, wakey wakey.
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I know what will wake them up.
Cue the loud music!
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# Moving on, keeping strong
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# It's
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# It's a
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# It's a groove
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# It's a groove thang...
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# It's a groove thang...
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steer you wrong
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# Don't you let them steer you wrong
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# It's a groove thang... #
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Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
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Hi, girls.
Get stuck into an hour of fun.
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LAUGHTER
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Which will put you in a spin.
Oh, oh, oh.
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And have you cheering for more.
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P, E, what's E? This? OK.
Wait, is that the right way?
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We'll go... This way?
P... Wait.
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Which way is P? P is that for you,
so you go like that.
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So I go this...
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What's P for me?
So I have to go that way?
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Yeah. So, ready,
three, two, one, go.
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BOTH:P, E, to the D...
LAUGHTER
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I'm sure you are getting the thrust.
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The most flexible man here.
Yeah, you probably are.
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We are all about positive vibes.
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The vibes from you today, I love it.
I'm so happy that you are happy.
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I'm happy.
Woo!
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OK, everyone happy?
Good, let's move on.
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# It's a groove thang. #
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So, all Love Island super-fans
will know the villa has many areas.
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There's the kitchen island
sitting around spot,
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the gym sitting down spot,
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the sitting on the side of the pool
spot, any more, Matilda?
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OK, guys, this is the arm wrestle
spot. Right, winner stays on.
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You're like that girl in school,
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aren't you,
that smashes everyone in PE?
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Right, guys, who's partaking?
Who's partaking?
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The girls are arm wrestling.
Dude, they are arm wrestling.
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She's put me off, though, now.
Go, go, go.
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Ready?
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ALL:Three, two, one, go.
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SCREAMING
You are sliding off.
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I have seen someone
in my old office arm wrestle,
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arm popped out of place, elbow out.
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Gotta do a thumb wrestle.
The seriousness.
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BOTH:One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
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Five, six, seven, eight...
Whoa!
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Try to keep your thumb straight.
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Let's do it again,
let's do it again.
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BOTH:One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
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Five, six, seven, eight,
try to keep your thumb straight.
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SNORTS
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We can't look at each other,
this is the weird.
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I'm looking you in the eye.
I can see.
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I'm so bad at these.
Is anyone listening?
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LAUGHTER
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One, two, three, four
I won the thumb war.
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LAUGHTER
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You're all right, babe.
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What other games can I think of?
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IAIN STIRLING: Konnor,
you need to think quickly,
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I've had the Olympic Committee
on the phone,
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and they desperately need some
new games for the Paris Olympics,
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any ideas?
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Of course, skipping-rope jumps.
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Right, three, two, one, go.
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One, ooh! Ooh!
Oh, wow!
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THEY LAUGH
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Go on, Sean! Go on, Sean!
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CHEERING
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Everyone, stop!
You're showboating.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello?
Yeah, this is Iain Stirling here.
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Oh, OK.
That's a no to skipping-rope jumps.
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How about the classic game
tossing a rubber sandal?
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The reigning world champion
being Frenchman Philippe Flop.
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That's one.
Yes! Yes!
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Nice!
It's 5-4.
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Get a spin on it.
What, like that?
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Yes, so it stays in.
Really? I threw it like a Frisbee.
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Yes!
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Yes!
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There we are. See what I'm saying?
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Right, we're taking this seriously,
I'm gathering.
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Come on! Oh!
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Jess, go get the sliders
after you're done.
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A dartsman doesn't just leave
his darts on the board, does he?
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ALL:Oh!
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Love Island is run on routines.
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The girls get ready
in the makeup room,
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the boys make the morning coffee,
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but Nicole has only gone
and messed with the schedule!
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Did you make me a coffee, girl?
Yeah.
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I don't know how... Right, OK.
I will tell you...
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It's really strong, but I like it.
It's really nice.
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I had to put honey in yours.
There was no sugar.
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I poured all the honey in,
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and then I thought,
ah, that's a bit too much honey.
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Tried to scoop a little bit out,
didn't work.
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And I just thought this is a mess.
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No, it's nice.
I really appreciate it.
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I've never made that goat coffee,
or whatever it's called.
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Is it called goat's coffee?
Oat? Soya coffee?
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Oh, is it soya? I don't know.
Whatever the soya thing means.
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I thought that meant it was a goat.
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Are you saying goat or oats?
Goat.
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Goat, like "baa"?
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I thought it was like "baa",
goat coffee.
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Mm-hm.
I thought that's what soya was.
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Soya's got no cow's milk in.
Soy is like soybean.
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Yeah, but I thought soya
comes from a goat.
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Soybean.
No, it's a bean.
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Where have I got that one from?
Goat's milk comes from a goat.
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Oh, yeah, of course,
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but, like, I just thought
it was a better word to say for it.
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I found out the other day,
when I get a, erm, hamburger...
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It's actually beef!
Yeah.
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I didn't even think about it.
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Girl, HAMburger is meaning pig.
Ham.Ham.
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But it's 100% British beef.
A hamburger, by the way...
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Why are they doing me like that?
I was so shocked.
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I never knew that.
Every day's a school day, girls.
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IAIN: Well, you'll be telling me
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Babybels aren't made
of babies or bells next.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hi, Olympic Committee,
it's me again.
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No, don't hang up!
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We've got another one for you.
A high-intensity tactical game.
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Olympic cereal boxing.
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Yeah, it'll look great
under the Eiffel Tower.
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
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SQUEALING
..three Mississippi,
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four Mississippi.
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Go on, girls! Go, gssss.
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi...
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GROANING
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Jessy, you're out.
Go, gsssss.
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
SQUEALING
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Grace is out.
CHEERING
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CLAPPING
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Go, gssss.
THEY LAUGH
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello, me again, I've got it.
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I tell you what Paris needs,
a spelling bee.
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What's the hardest word
you think is to...
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Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Pardon me?
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Floccinaucinihilipilification.
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What the F...? What?!
What does that mean?
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Estimating something
to be worthless.
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Spell that, Trey.
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{\an8}Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Yeah, so it'd be spelt...
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{\an8}F-L-A-U-E-F
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{\an8}H-I-L-I-F...
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{\an8}I-C-I-T-I-O-N.
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{\an8}Floccinaucinihilipilification.
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No idea. It's all Greek to me.
Or is it French?
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But a gold medal for effort, Trey.
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If there's one thing I love,
it's people doing good impressions.
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This clip does not demonstrate that.
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Can anyone do any impressions of,
like, yeah, cartoons
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or actual people?
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I can do an impression of, erm, erm,
the shrimp from Shark Tale.
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Go on.
Do it.
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AS SHRIMP:And my sister,
she passed away,
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so I was looking after her baby.
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But her baby lost its arms
and legs,
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but he's a really good guy.
True story.
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I can do Donald Duck.
Do it!
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But I can't say actual proper words,
but I can make the sound.
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Do it. Do it.
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ANGRY QUACKING
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Guys! Are you hearing that?
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That was the strangest noise
I've ever heard in my fucking life.
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I can do an impression
of Gavin and Stacey.
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Oh, we know.
Me, too.
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Oh, Doris!
BOTH:Where's the salad?
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There's your salad?
BOTH:Now leave me alone.
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Oh, fatty, where's my cash?
I have no idea what this is.
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You've never seen Gavin and Stacey?
No way!
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Who's Gavin and who's Stace?
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ALL:Oh! Go!
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AS NESSA:What's occurring?
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No, I've got family connections
to Nessa.
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No way!I don't know who she is,
but what?
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MATILDA:Can you set us up
with a meet and greet?
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A meet and greet?
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NICOLE:Oh, my God!
A meet and greet with Ness!
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A roast dinner with Ruth Jones
on a Sunday.
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IAIN: Yes, Matilda, if you don't get
set up on Love Island,
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you can head straight
to Barry Island,
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and we'll get you set up.
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IAIN STIRLING: To debate sweets
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with a confectionery aficionado
like Sean takes guts,
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and Blade isn't afraid
to ask the difficult questions.
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Tangfastics, what are you ranking,
like, top three?
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INHALES DEEPLY
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Tangfastics,
what's in the Tangfastics?
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The orange pack. The fizzy ones.
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You've got dummies, crocodiles...
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Cola bottles, I think, are in there.
Cola bottles.
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Cherries.
Cherries. Oh, yeah.
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I thought the white milky sweets,
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I swear there was one like that
in there. No.
239
00:10:36,749 --> 00:10:38,549
Oh, no, that's on the bottom
of the crocodile, isn't it?
240
00:10:38,589 --> 00:10:40,229
Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm thinking.
241
00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,509
What's the best Tangfastic, then?
For me, it's got to be a cherry.
242
00:10:42,549 --> 00:10:43,709
Cherries, yeah.
243
00:10:43,749 --> 00:10:47,029
Number one, cherry, two, the dummy,
three, the bottle.
244
00:10:47,069 --> 00:10:48,429
Coca-Cola bottle.
245
00:10:48,469 --> 00:10:49,469
OK.
246
00:10:49,509 --> 00:10:53,629
I'm not a fan of the white bottom
on the sweets. Are you not?
247
00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:58,269
We really need to get a dentist
on this show, just for balance.
248
00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:06,709
Forget Cannes, forget the Oscars,
forget the NTAs.
249
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,029
The real highlight
of the movie calendar
250
00:11:08,069 --> 00:11:10,109
is the Love Island Film Festival.
251
00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,909
And like all cinema,
252
00:11:11,949 --> 00:11:14,989
the real drama was happening
backstage behind the velvet rope.
253
00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:16,669
I'm actually feeling...
254
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,749
I actually feel like I could cry
now, let alone later.
255
00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:20,869
I'm not even gonna be in here.
I'll be on daybeds tonight.
256
00:11:20,909 --> 00:11:23,389
Mate, I'm sleeping with you
outside tonight.
257
00:11:23,429 --> 00:11:25,269
I feel like it's not even
about finding out the truth now.
258
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,149
It's actually seeing it
with my own eyes. Seeing it, yeah.
259
00:11:27,189 --> 00:11:29,229
I probably said something
that means absolutely nothing to me,
260
00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:32,069
and I don't think it's serious,
261
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:35,589
but then Nicole will think
it's the worst thing in the world.
262
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:38,749
I'm trying to think
what I've actually said.
263
00:11:38,789 --> 00:11:40,869
There's nothing I said that's bad
that I haven't said to anyone.
264
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,589
This is lifting, this...
265
00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,149
# Girls on film
266
00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:49,909
# Girls on film... #
267
00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:51,709
So, girls, how's everyone feeling
about tonight?
268
00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:54,109
I feel like I'm going to cry.
269
00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:56,509
I can't lie, I'm very nervous.
270
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,989
CAMERA SHUTTERS
271
00:11:58,029 --> 00:12:00,109
Even with the nerves,
the show must go on -
272
00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:01,349
after a couple of selfies,
of course.
273
00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:02,349
# Girls on film... #
274
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,469
This is the best thing ever.
275
00:12:04,509 --> 00:12:07,069
The festival is about to start,
girls.
276
00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:10,149
OK, a couple more selfies.
277
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,109
CAMERA SHUTTERS
278
00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:14,269
It's great, excited.
279
00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:17,829
Now is not the time
to start a live stream.
280
00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:19,269
LAUGHTER
281
00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:21,709
Let's go, let's go!
282
00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:24,469
It's showtime.
283
00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,749
# Girls on film... #
284
00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:28,709
Oh, forget it.
285
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,509
Roll up the red carpet
and send the photographers home.
286
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,949
# Girls on film
287
00:12:33,989 --> 00:12:36,789
# Girls on film... #
288
00:12:36,829 --> 00:12:38,789
Stop it with the selfies. We have
festival awards to announce.
289
00:12:38,829 --> 00:12:42,949
This might not be Cannes,
290
00:12:42,989 --> 00:12:47,429
but the winner of "Cannes" Not
Keep A Straight Face Award is...
291
00:12:47,469 --> 00:12:51,789
Jess!
292
00:12:51,829 --> 00:12:55,149
The award for hamming it up
to the camera goes to Grace.
293
00:12:55,189 --> 00:12:58,589
I'm sorry.
Your foot looks like gammon.
294
00:12:58,629 --> 00:13:01,389
Oh, my God! Fucking ham.
It looks like a piece of gammon.
295
00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:04,869
It looks like a piece of ham,
what is going on?
296
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,629
You've got gammon on your feet.
297
00:13:08,669 --> 00:13:13,509
That is so unattractive.
Imagine taking my shoes off...
298
00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:16,269
Imagine someone tried
to take her shoes off
299
00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:17,429
and tried to suck her toes?
LAUGHTER
300
00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:23,149
That is so unattractive.
301
00:13:23,189 --> 00:13:27,509
As the festival drew to a close, the
credits rolled for Ellie and Trey.
302
00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:29,989
"Please say your goodbyes
and leave the villa immediately."
303
00:13:30,029 --> 00:13:33,869
No...
GASPS
304
00:13:33,909 --> 00:13:39,349
I love you all, you're amazing.
APPLAUSE
305
00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:43,269
EXHALES DEEPLY
306
00:13:43,309 --> 00:13:44,989
Never going to that festival again.
I want a refund.
307
00:13:45,029 --> 00:13:50,749
Shut up.
308
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,829
Before we go for a break,
we have just enough time
309
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,909
for a game of charades.
Go on, then, girls.
310
00:13:59,949 --> 00:14:01,669
Movie.
Film.
311
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,629
Seven words.
312
00:14:03,669 --> 00:14:05,509
Seven words?
Seven words for a film?
313
00:14:05,549 --> 00:14:06,789
First word "The".
314
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:07,949
The Lion,
The Witch And The Wardrobe.
315
00:14:07,989 --> 00:14:08,989
What the fuck!?
316
00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,189
One word.
One word.
317
00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:13,509
Titanic.
LAUGHTER
318
00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:16,869
Two words.
Gossip Girl.
319
00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:19,269
What the fuck!
Oh, my God!
320
00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:22,509
Three words.
OK, ready.
321
00:14:22,549 --> 00:14:24,709
So...
This is not going to be it.
322
00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:28,429
First word...
323
00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:33,269
Race, run, run! Run!
Jogging!
324
00:14:34,749 --> 00:25:33,698
Come back after the break
and find out.
325
00:29:26,289 --> 00:29:32,049
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
326
00:29:35,129 --> 00:29:36,249
The show that never misses a beat.
327
00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:37,649
You ready? Yeah.
How close do you want to go?
328
00:29:37,689 --> 00:29:39,969
I mean "sweet".
329
00:29:40,009 --> 00:29:43,529
Oh, fuck, bro.
LAUGHTER
330
00:29:43,569 --> 00:29:47,489
The show that keeps you up-to-date
with all the hip new acronyms.
331
00:29:47,529 --> 00:29:49,689
If we sung SuBo,
it would be different stories,
332
00:29:49,729 --> 00:29:51,729
but we ain't singing SuBo right now,
are we?
333
00:29:51,769 --> 00:29:54,969
What the hell is SuBo?
Susan Boyle. Oh.
334
00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:59,169
And gives you all the banter.
335
00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,329
Imagine Ciaran when he's 30.
336
00:30:00,369 --> 00:30:01,729
They're gonna give him a pension
at 30, bro.
337
00:30:01,769 --> 00:30:05,209
So turn up the tunes.
Here she comes.
338
00:30:05,249 --> 00:30:09,689
THEY SING,
LAUGHTER
339
00:30:09,729 --> 00:30:12,769
And all the fishy business
our Islanders have got up to.
340
00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:15,809
What about...?
I remember doing, like, sardines,
341
00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:19,289
you know, when you, like,
roll up into your duvet,
342
00:30:19,329 --> 00:30:20,649
knock on someone's door,
and just fall in?
343
00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:21,849
What?!
You've never done that? No.
344
00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:25,609
What are you doing?
LAUGHTER
345
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:29,089
Why have you just done that?
346
00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,049
What?
She's put them on.
347
00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:33,329
GIGGLING
348
00:30:33,369 --> 00:30:35,809
What's just happened?
349
00:30:35,849 --> 00:30:37,129
I'll tell you what's just happened,
Wil,
350
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,529
we've just come back from the break,
351
00:30:38,569 --> 00:30:41,609
and Grace has
nicked your flip-flops.
352
00:30:46,569 --> 00:30:47,609
Three words.
353
00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:51,769
Earlier, Jessy and Ellie left us
puzzled with a game of charades.
354
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:54,889
OK, ready.
LAUGHS
355
00:30:54,929 --> 00:30:56,369
This is not going to be it.
First word.
356
00:30:56,409 --> 00:31:02,129
Well, what we want to know is...
357
00:31:02,169 --> 00:31:03,489
Running. Running.
Jogging!
358
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:06,809
Racing.
Fast, fast, fast.
359
00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:08,569
Oh, my God!
360
00:31:08,609 --> 00:31:10,369
Fast And Furious!
Yes!
361
00:31:10,409 --> 00:31:11,929
Oh, my gosh, that's good.
362
00:31:11,969 --> 00:31:13,169
That was a good one.
363
00:31:13,209 --> 00:31:15,449
I wanted to do the...
What?
364
00:31:15,489 --> 00:31:19,849
I think we should move on. Fast.
365
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:26,769
Warning, this next clip contains
no candy metaphors
366
00:31:26,809 --> 00:31:27,969
or sweet-related chat of any kind.
367
00:31:28,009 --> 00:31:30,569
If you are offended by this,
then leave now.
368
00:31:30,609 --> 00:31:32,889
What's the weirdest place
you've ever took a girl on a date?
369
00:31:32,929 --> 00:31:37,809
A trampoline park.
Mate, it was fucking awkward.
370
00:31:37,849 --> 00:31:40,929
She couldn't bounce. How can you not
bounce on a trampoline?
371
00:31:40,969 --> 00:31:43,489
Fucking put your arms like that,
she was going...
372
00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:45,209
Was she just sinking into it and...?
373
00:31:45,249 --> 00:31:48,409
Instant ick, mate.
374
00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:51,089
One first date I went on,
it were really casual,
375
00:31:51,129 --> 00:31:53,329
I went to IKEA with a bird.
A first date?
376
00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:54,649
I said, yeah,
"Do you want to go to IKEA?"
377
00:31:54,689 --> 00:31:56,249
And, guess what...
Sit in a bedroom.
378
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,089
It was banging.
"This will be us one day."
379
00:31:58,129 --> 00:32:03,809
Konnor, what is the worst date
you've been on?
380
00:32:03,849 --> 00:32:04,889
I reckon Konnor's got a mad one.
381
00:32:04,929 --> 00:32:06,449
I reckon you've got a naughty one
in your closet.
382
00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:10,009
Yeah, he's been a rep as well, so...
True.
383
00:32:10,049 --> 00:32:11,969
He's done a bit of travelling.
You must have had some mad ones.
384
00:32:12,009 --> 00:32:13,089
Yeah, the weirdest thing was...
385
00:32:13,129 --> 00:32:17,369
In the car for the date, turned up,
and I was running a little bit late.
386
00:32:17,409 --> 00:32:19,769
And she was sat... She was sat
outside on a wall with her cat.
387
00:32:19,809 --> 00:32:23,809
With a cat?
With her cat. Yeah.
388
00:32:23,849 --> 00:32:28,049
INSECTS AND BIRDS
CHIRPING
389
00:32:31,209 --> 00:32:33,289
That's all right.
That's not bad.
390
00:32:33,329 --> 00:32:34,769
LAUGHTER
391
00:32:34,809 --> 00:32:37,609
Bit weird, innit?
Wait, am I missing something?
392
00:32:37,649 --> 00:32:40,169
"Why are you outside with your cat?"
"You've ruined the date!"
393
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:41,569
"You've fucked it."
394
00:32:41,609 --> 00:32:43,329
"I want to pick you up,
but why is the cat here?"
395
00:32:43,369 --> 00:32:45,649
Yeah, I was thinking, "Are you
bringing the cat with you, or...?"
396
00:32:45,689 --> 00:32:48,409
Wind the window down, "Meow."
Meow, yeah!
397
00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:49,489
LAUGHTER
398
00:32:49,529 --> 00:32:51,809
A cat on a date?
That is "me-ow-t" of there.
399
00:32:56,369 --> 00:32:59,929
Here is an unseen clip of the boys
in the bedroom.
400
00:32:59,969 --> 00:33:01,209
They look really different, though,
401
00:33:01,249 --> 00:33:05,209
and I can't quite
put my finger on it.
402
00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:06,289
AS CIARAN:So, boys,
403
00:33:06,329 --> 00:33:08,729
reckon there's any bombshells
coming in anytime soon, or what?
404
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:09,809
LAUGHTER
405
00:33:09,849 --> 00:33:11,529
AS WIL:Do you know what, like,
I think, yeah,
406
00:33:11,569 --> 00:33:12,729
if there's a bombshell...
LAUGHTER
407
00:33:12,769 --> 00:33:16,729
..my head might just be turned
a little bit, you know?
408
00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:18,009
But then...
409
00:33:18,049 --> 00:33:20,929
NORMAL VOICE:I can't do the action!
Yeah, go, that's good, keep going!
410
00:33:20,969 --> 00:33:23,089
AS WIL:But then I'm gonna say,
Uma's for me,
411
00:33:23,129 --> 00:33:24,809
my head and heart is with her.
And I'm gonna...
412
00:33:24,849 --> 00:33:26,489
LOW VOICE:The thing is, though,
Wil, right,
413
00:33:26,529 --> 00:33:28,329
you just need to think
about what you're doing.
414
00:33:28,369 --> 00:33:33,289
Who are you being?
Wait, is that Trey or Hugo?
415
00:33:33,329 --> 00:33:36,809
I'm trying to do Hugo!
There is no way that is Geordie.
416
00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:40,009
AS CIARAN: So, Joey, you gonna carry
on egging the boys on, or what?
417
00:33:40,049 --> 00:33:44,009
"You know what, yeah,
I'm just their wing man."
418
00:33:44,049 --> 00:33:47,329
Oh, yeah!
419
00:33:47,369 --> 00:33:49,009
AS WIL:I'm just being a friend,
you know what I mean?
420
00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:50,049
Being there for a friend.
421
00:33:50,089 --> 00:33:51,489
"I'm just doing
what they would do for me."
422
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,729
GC style.
LAUGHTER
423
00:33:54,769 --> 00:33:57,769
SQUEAKY VOICE:You know what, boys,
I'm just gonna tell a few girls
424
00:33:57,809 --> 00:34:01,289
what sweets they are...
Why have you got squeaky voice?!
425
00:34:01,329 --> 00:34:04,489
I'm gonna tell a few girls
what sweets they are tonight.
426
00:34:04,529 --> 00:34:06,969
Someone's gonna be rhubarb custard,
someone's gonna be fizzy watermelon,
427
00:34:07,009 --> 00:34:08,489
someone's gonna be fizzy peach.
428
00:34:08,529 --> 00:34:11,209
And I'm just gonna
go about my night tonight.
429
00:34:11,249 --> 00:34:14,609
IAIN STIRLING: I quite like
that voice, actually.
430
00:34:14,649 --> 00:34:16,929
"I'm just going about my night
with a couple more unseen bits.
431
00:34:16,969 --> 00:34:22,249
"Let's move on
to another unseen clip."
432
00:34:27,929 --> 00:34:31,729
Here's an unseen clip
of Konnor role-playing his old job
433
00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:34,209
as his alter ego, Rusty.
434
00:34:34,249 --> 00:34:36,089
Right, I'm rusty. This is...
I was 20, 21 years old...
435
00:34:36,129 --> 00:34:38,449
I'm not interested.
It's muscle memory, it'll come back.
436
00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:39,849
Come on.
I've just booked a girls' holiday.
437
00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:44,329
I'm 20, to Malia. I'm buzzing.
Just got off the coach.
438
00:34:44,369 --> 00:34:47,209
Hello, how's it going, girls?
You good?
439
00:34:47,249 --> 00:34:49,489
Great, thanks. How are you?
Where are you from? From Manchester.
440
00:34:49,529 --> 00:34:52,329
I'm gonna be your rep for the week.
Yeah.
441
00:34:52,369 --> 00:34:54,409
First of all, I'll be telling you
about the island -
442
00:34:54,449 --> 00:34:57,009
where's good to go,
places good to go,
443
00:34:57,049 --> 00:34:58,209
places mainly not so good go.
Right.
444
00:34:58,249 --> 00:35:00,689
I'm gonna get you, like,
your best deals around here.
445
00:35:00,729 --> 00:35:03,049
Right, OK, yeah.
446
00:35:03,089 --> 00:35:04,849
First, I'm gonna go into the events
we've got this week.
447
00:35:04,889 --> 00:35:08,249
Yeah, what's popping off, then?
So, we've got...
448
00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:10,289
Pukka Up Boat Party, one of the
biggest boat parties on the island.
449
00:35:10,329 --> 00:35:11,329
I'm gonna get you out of bed,
450
00:35:11,369 --> 00:35:13,489
because you might have a bit
of a hangover from the night before.
451
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:14,529
But if you don't get out of bed,
452
00:35:14,569 --> 00:35:18,329
you're gonna miss
the best day of your life. Right.
453
00:35:18,369 --> 00:35:20,369
OK?
God damn. Carry on.
454
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,609
Anyway,
so, we're gonna go to Elounda,
455
00:35:21,649 --> 00:35:23,329
we're gonna get off the coach,
go around Spinalonga,
456
00:35:23,369 --> 00:35:25,169
so you're actually gonna get
a little bit of history...
457
00:35:25,209 --> 00:35:27,489
Wow.
..involved, as well. Yeah.
458
00:35:27,529 --> 00:35:30,449
But then we're gonna get
drinks in...
459
00:35:30,489 --> 00:35:32,569
This is literally reeling off, and
it's the tone of voice, isn't it?
460
00:35:32,609 --> 00:35:34,289
Yeah, exactly.
It's honestly like I'm in Malia.
461
00:35:34,329 --> 00:35:38,849
And then... The welcome meeting's
done now. Right, OK. Sorry, yeah.
462
00:35:38,889 --> 00:35:41,289
So, it's the morning of Pukka Up,
and you're saying,
463
00:35:41,329 --> 00:35:42,609
"Wake up,
we're going to Pukka Up Party"?
464
00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:45,609
That was just a little bit of it,
but... Muscle memory. Yeah.
465
00:35:45,649 --> 00:35:47,649
IAIN: As a comedian, I have
muscle memory when I go on stage.
466
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:50,569
I always tense up.
467
00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:57,649
Here's an unseen clip that raises
more questions than it answers.
468
00:35:57,689 --> 00:36:02,969
CIARAN BREATHES
HEAVILY
469
00:36:05,609 --> 00:36:07,729
Our Islanders might appear
to be a bunch of wild,
470
00:36:07,769 --> 00:36:10,169
carefree party animals,
471
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,569
but many of them can't wait
to start raising a family.
472
00:36:12,609 --> 00:36:15,489
Cos I'm, like, at the point now
where my mum's like,
473
00:36:15,529 --> 00:36:17,969
"Right, when am I gonna get
grandkids?" Cos she's got two kids.
474
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,289
Me being the eldest... That question
honestly gives me shivers.
475
00:36:20,329 --> 00:36:24,489
You know my nan?
My nan calls me a spinster.
476
00:36:24,529 --> 00:36:25,929
Do you know what a spinster is?
Cos I didn't.
477
00:36:25,969 --> 00:36:27,369
INSECT BUZZING
Wah! Jesus Christ!
478
00:36:27,409 --> 00:36:30,689
It's your shorts!
KONNOR LAUGHS
479
00:36:30,729 --> 00:36:31,769
It's your fucking shorts!
480
00:36:31,809 --> 00:36:33,369
{\an8}In fact, the only thing
that frightens them more
481
00:36:33,409 --> 00:36:37,209
{\an8}than being alone is...
482
00:36:39,649 --> 00:36:42,649
INSECT BUZZING
What's that?
483
00:36:42,689 --> 00:36:46,489
YELLING
Oh, my God! No, no!
484
00:36:46,529 --> 00:36:47,769
No, stop it! Stop it!
Stop it right now!
485
00:36:47,809 --> 00:36:48,849
Wah!
486
00:36:48,889 --> 00:36:51,769
Are you sure you don't want any,
Emma?I'm good, babe... Argh!
487
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:55,169
Just these flies to go.
488
00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:56,729
He said that today, though...
INSECT BUZZING
489
00:36:56,769 --> 00:36:57,769
Whoa! What was that?
It's fine.
490
00:36:57,809 --> 00:36:58,929
It's gone, whatever was.
Oh, my God.
491
00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:00,569
It just landed on my elbow.
I don't know what it was.
492
00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,809
It's like I'm on fucking
I'm A Celebrity Get Me...
493
00:37:02,849 --> 00:37:03,849
Bugs, like...
SHE SIGHS
494
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,849
LAUGHTER
Anyway...
495
00:37:06,889 --> 00:37:09,649
What are you are drinking, water?
Yeah, I'm on that high-quality H2O.
496
00:37:09,689 --> 00:37:16,489
Serious stuff.
INSECT BUZZING
497
00:37:16,529 --> 00:37:18,489
Shit. Was that landing on my back?
Mate, I can't do this, bro.
498
00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:20,849
Honestly, bro.
Spatula.
499
00:37:20,889 --> 00:37:26,409
I'm gonna lose my brain cells, bro.
Seriously.Back off.
500
00:37:26,449 --> 00:37:27,449
OK, OK. I'm done.
501
00:37:27,489 --> 00:37:29,569
So, I feel fine,
it's just obviously,
502
00:37:29,609 --> 00:37:31,889
like, certain situations...
INSECT BUZZING
503
00:37:31,929 --> 00:37:35,809
Wah!
504
00:37:35,849 --> 00:37:37,609
Every time, all I'm attracting
in this villa is flies.
505
00:37:37,649 --> 00:37:41,529
IAIN: They'd be buzzing to go
on a date with you, to be fair.
506
00:37:48,529 --> 00:37:54,049
Ciaran, what are you up to?
Is this a Welsh thing?
507
00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:56,409
I had a chat with Jess
before she entered the villa,
508
00:37:56,449 --> 00:37:58,049
and if I'm honest,
I think she was a bit starstruck
509
00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:00,169
to be talking to me.
510
00:38:00,209 --> 00:38:03,169
I've never really met
a famous person. Oh.
511
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:06,609
The most famous person that
I've ever met is probably, erm...
512
00:38:06,649 --> 00:38:14,049
that guy from EastEnders.
513
00:38:14,089 --> 00:38:15,049
Which one? Which one?
Billy.
514
00:38:15,089 --> 00:38:16,169
Max Brannan, I met.
I'd be most...
515
00:38:16,209 --> 00:38:20,009
The person I'd be most excited to
meet would be Dec from Ant and Dec.
516
00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:21,529
Yeah, you love Ant and Dec,
don't you? Really?
517
00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:24,729
I fucking love... Dec... No, no, no.
Dec is my guilty pleasure.
518
00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:26,369
Dec is so cute.
Dec's your guilty pleasure?
519
00:38:26,409 --> 00:38:29,529
I'm in love with him.
I'm in love with him. He is so cute.
520
00:38:29,569 --> 00:38:32,609
If I met Dec, I promise you now,
I would just combust into flames.
521
00:38:32,649 --> 00:38:35,129
I wouldn't know
what to do with myself.
522
00:38:35,169 --> 00:38:37,809
Is Dec the small one, or the...?
Yeah, small one. I love him so much.
523
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,169
I think Maya's the most famous
person I've met, you know.
524
00:38:40,209 --> 00:38:42,249
Oh, my God. Yeah. Well,
it would be Maya now. Sorry, Billy.
525
00:38:42,289 --> 00:38:43,769
IAIN: You'll be sorry
if Billy from EastEnders
526
00:38:43,809 --> 00:38:48,249
ends up being the next Bombshell.
527
00:38:51,769 --> 00:38:58,289
Oh, good. We finally gonna find out
what Ciaran's up to.
528
00:38:58,329 --> 00:39:02,409
Oh, no. Ran out of time.
Come back to find out...
529
00:39:14,979 --> 00:39:17,179
{\an8}IAIN STIRLING: Get excited, because
it's Love Island: Unseen Bits.
530
00:39:17,219 --> 00:39:23,139
SCREAMING
531
00:39:23,179 --> 00:39:25,979
Oh, it's so exciting!
532
00:39:26,019 --> 00:39:28,779
Any questions, Joey?
What's that word?
533
00:39:28,819 --> 00:39:30,459
What does "contradict" mean?
534
00:39:30,499 --> 00:39:32,339
It's like if I said
this show has naff clips
535
00:39:32,379 --> 00:39:36,859
but then showed you
all this absolute gold.
536
00:39:36,899 --> 00:39:40,939
It's positive vibes, mate! Whoo!
537
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:42,219
KONNOR CHUCKLES
Whoop, whoop, whoop!
538
00:39:42,259 --> 00:39:45,179
Did you know that dark chocolate
makes a woman horny?
539
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:49,139
Swing it over here, girl.
Yay!
540
00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:50,379
I promise our clips
will crack you up.
541
00:39:50,419 --> 00:39:53,339
Oi, oi, oi!
Look what they've done to Nicole.
542
00:39:53,379 --> 00:39:54,339
SHE CHUCKLES,
CHOKES
543
00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:59,499
GIRLS LAUGH
544
00:39:59,539 --> 00:40:06,819
I just choked on my coffee.
I just saw it come back up!
545
00:40:06,859 --> 00:40:11,099
Before the break,
Ciaran was acting very strangely.
546
00:40:11,139 --> 00:40:18,619
{\an8}But what was he up to? And...
547
00:40:18,659 --> 00:40:23,379
Wah!
You f...
548
00:40:23,419 --> 00:40:25,499
CIARAN CHUCKLES,
SEAN EXHALES
549
00:40:25,539 --> 00:40:27,499
How long have you been waiting
there for? Like, five minutes.
550
00:40:27,539 --> 00:40:32,179
You've been waiting for me.
I hate you so much.
551
00:40:32,219 --> 00:40:33,179
Fuck's sake, Ciaran.
552
00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:36,779
Oh, not again.
553
00:40:40,339 --> 00:40:44,979
Here's an unseen clip
for all the single men out there.
554
00:40:45,019 --> 00:40:47,059
Take notes.
The worst-ever date? Hit me with it.
555
00:40:47,099 --> 00:40:49,699
I went to a date,
and it was a first date, turned up,
556
00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:54,299
and he had, like, 15 of his friends
there. Sorry, what?
557
00:40:54,339 --> 00:40:56,259
And he was Italian, and his friends
barely spoke English,
558
00:40:56,299 --> 00:40:58,059
so I was just sat at this meal...
What?! What?
559
00:40:58,099 --> 00:41:00,099
..with, like, 15 of his friends.
560
00:41:00,139 --> 00:41:02,259
It was a mix of girls and boys,
but I was just at this table,
561
00:41:02,299 --> 00:41:04,339
and they barely spoke English,
so I was just kind of sat
562
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:05,539
in the middle of the table, like,
563
00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:07,899
"How do I get
out of this situation?"
564
00:41:07,939 --> 00:41:09,579
But why would you dating
all 15 of them? I don't know!
565
00:41:09,619 --> 00:41:11,699
One of my worst dates was, went to
a place to go and try on clothes,
566
00:41:11,739 --> 00:41:14,779
he came out in a tracksuit
strangling his balls,
567
00:41:14,819 --> 00:41:17,859
turned around, found out...
568
00:41:17,899 --> 00:41:21,579
The woman in the check-in thingy was
like, "That's a woman's tracksuit."
569
00:41:21,619 --> 00:41:23,259
Oh, no!
He was mortified.
570
00:41:23,299 --> 00:41:25,419
I was crying and laughter,
he didn't find it funny.
571
00:41:25,459 --> 00:41:29,179
Never saw him again.
That's even worse. Fair enough.
572
00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:30,859
IAIN: I've still got that tracksuit.
573
00:41:30,899 --> 00:41:34,019
It's like a glove...
around the balls.
574
00:41:40,219 --> 00:41:42,179
There has been some amazing
double acts over the years,
575
00:41:42,219 --> 00:41:44,619
but forget your Tom and Jerrys,
your Ant and Decs,
576
00:41:44,659 --> 00:41:47,579
and your Iain Stirling
and Hacker The Dogs -
577
00:41:47,619 --> 00:41:49,259
we've got Josh and Reuben.
578
00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:52,419
Joben? Roosh? Oh, I don't know.
579
00:41:52,459 --> 00:41:56,819
# Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
580
00:41:56,859 --> 00:41:58,779
# Just the two of us. #
581
00:41:58,819 --> 00:42:02,699
Or as I like to call them -
the Mumble Brothers.
582
00:42:02,739 --> 00:42:05,699
There we go.
Yeah... Yeah, yeah.
583
00:42:05,739 --> 00:42:08,779
Yeah, you filled it to the top
still. 'Ey! Yeah.
584
00:42:08,819 --> 00:42:11,899
Just at the top, you know? 'Ey!
Bro, it is. Yeah. It's mad, bro.
585
00:42:11,939 --> 00:42:15,099
It's mad.
Yo, man. Ready for the girls, no?
586
00:42:15,139 --> 00:42:17,499
Yeah! Of course, bro, of course.
REUBEN CHUCKLES
587
00:42:17,539 --> 00:42:20,619
Yeah, it's them ones, innit?
Know what I'm saying?
588
00:42:20,659 --> 00:42:22,779
Mate, listen,
it's gonna be a good one, though.
589
00:42:22,819 --> 00:42:24,379
MUMBLING:Yeah, you know...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
590
00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:27,699
Yeah, man. Been waiting
for this one still.
591
00:42:27,739 --> 00:42:30,259
Having a good time.
JOSH AND REUBEN LAUGH
592
00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:32,219
But fortunately,
the Mumble Brothers their voice
593
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,259
when the girls rocked up.
594
00:42:34,299 --> 00:42:36,979
GIRLS:Hello!
Hello, ladies. How are you?
595
00:42:37,019 --> 00:42:38,179
You OK? How are you?
Good, how are you?
596
00:42:38,219 --> 00:42:39,499
And things started to get
a little spicy.
597
00:42:39,539 --> 00:42:43,579
I asked the lovely lady if we could
have tapas for all of us.
598
00:42:43,619 --> 00:42:46,539
Looks lovely. Who's brave enough
to try this one first?
599
00:42:46,579 --> 00:42:47,739
Are we talking about the food,
or...?
600
00:42:47,779 --> 00:42:51,379
LAUGHTER
601
00:42:51,419 --> 00:42:56,019
Obviously, no pressure putting on
the situation with any of you girls,
602
00:42:56,059 --> 00:42:59,459
but we are very much willing
to get to know you, so...
603
00:42:59,499 --> 00:43:03,139
Well, I know...
I'm a man who knows what I want.
604
00:43:03,179 --> 00:43:05,019
I'm sure you're a man
who knows what he wants, as well.
605
00:43:05,059 --> 00:43:09,219
So, what do you want? So I want
the energy to be reciprocated.
606
00:43:09,259 --> 00:43:10,219
OK.
Know what I mean? OK.
607
00:43:10,259 --> 00:43:12,739
IAIN: The energy between these two
is absolutely electric.
608
00:43:12,779 --> 00:43:15,779
We've got to... We've got to
come up with a name, bro.
609
00:43:15,819 --> 00:43:18,379
Energy Crew.
Energy Crew...
610
00:43:18,419 --> 00:43:20,699
RAPS:Energy Crew coming for you
611
00:43:20,739 --> 00:43:22,659
What you gonna do
When the Energy Crew...?
612
00:43:22,699 --> 00:43:25,139
LAUGHING:Energy Crew coming!
613
00:43:25,179 --> 00:43:26,219
RAPS:Energy Crew coming for you
614
00:43:26,259 --> 00:43:27,979
What you gonna do
When the Energy Crew come for you?
615
00:43:28,019 --> 00:43:32,659
What you gonna do?
Come on, you must got some bars.
616
00:43:32,699 --> 00:43:34,979
RAPS:What you gonna do
When the Energy Crew...
617
00:43:35,019 --> 00:43:35,939
BOTH RAP:Come for you.
'Ey!
618
00:43:35,979 --> 00:43:37,819
BOTH RAP:What you gonna do
When Energy Crew come for you?
619
00:43:37,859 --> 00:43:39,099
Hey!
REUBEN LAUGHS
620
00:43:39,139 --> 00:43:46,019
IAIN: Luckily, this Energy Crew
appeared to be solar powered.
621
00:43:46,059 --> 00:43:50,059
Only ten more hours on that bed
to get fully charged, lads.
622
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,939
Ciaran, mate, not again.
623
00:43:55,979 --> 00:44:00,139
While you stand there, I'm carrying
on with a few more unseen bits.
624
00:44:03,139 --> 00:44:05,019
Majorca is such a beautiful island,
625
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,059
but I never get the chance
to put my feet up and enjoy it.
626
00:44:08,099 --> 00:44:10,459
I've got all these Love Islands
to make, podcasts to record,
627
00:44:10,499 --> 00:44:12,819
a very long beard-grooming regime
to follow.
628
00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:21,419
I need some time off.
But who would do the voice-over?
629
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:25,379
AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island...
Mimii is having a shower.
630
00:44:25,419 --> 00:44:28,019
NORMAL VOICE:Iain Stirling
probably hates my guts.
631
00:44:28,059 --> 00:44:29,059
I'm so sorry.
632
00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:31,859
No, Jessy, carry on.
I'm looking for some holiday cover.
633
00:44:31,899 --> 00:44:34,739
AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island...
634
00:44:34,779 --> 00:44:37,059
Sorry, girls,
but it's lacking some oomph.
635
00:44:37,099 --> 00:44:38,939
EXAGGERATED ACCENT:Tonight...
BOTH:On Love Island.
636
00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:44,099
Brilliant.
Two new Bombshells...
637
00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:46,939
Enter the villa!
638
00:44:46,979 --> 00:44:51,699
Love Island 2024, baby!
639
00:44:51,739 --> 00:44:56,459
MIMII:Will two new Bombshells
shake the table?
640
00:44:56,499 --> 00:44:59,739
I have decided to steal this girl...
Uma.
641
00:44:59,779 --> 00:45:01,739
"Wil, you are now single
642
00:45:01,779 --> 00:45:05,819
"and therefore have been dumped
from the island."
643
00:45:05,859 --> 00:45:08,539
I'm gonna leave. Sorry.
644
00:45:08,579 --> 00:45:09,539
APPLAUSE
645
00:45:09,579 --> 00:45:10,739
AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island...
646
00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:15,139
The villa gets a party.
..the villa gets a party.
647
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:21,619
IAIN: Oi! That one was on
the main show. Got anything better?
648
00:45:21,659 --> 00:45:23,259
MIMII:Jessy, why are you
so good at impressions?
649
00:45:23,299 --> 00:45:25,899
Innit? You're actually pretty good.
Don't think Iain would agree,
650
00:45:25,939 --> 00:45:27,419
but we'll carry on.
651
00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:29,419
What else we got?
"I thought you was..."
652
00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:33,259
AS AMY HART:I came here
to tell you I loved you!
653
00:45:33,299 --> 00:45:37,699
I was coming back here
to tell you that I loved you.
654
00:45:37,739 --> 00:45:40,739
Nope, wrong series.
I think my job's safe.
655
00:45:45,219 --> 00:45:46,859
Here's an unseen clip
of accounts assistant Reuben
656
00:45:46,899 --> 00:45:50,539
accounting for
the previous night's shenanigans.
657
00:45:50,579 --> 00:45:55,779
All right, what is up, guys?
Erm, just woke up.
658
00:45:55,819 --> 00:45:58,579
It's a beautiful day,
the sun is shining.
659
00:45:58,619 --> 00:46:02,579
It's gonna be a hot one, and
I'm here with the boy, the man...
660
00:46:02,619 --> 00:46:06,579
Good afternoon, good morning,
whatever time it is.
661
00:46:06,619 --> 00:46:07,819
..the myth, the legend.
KONNOR LAUGHS
662
00:46:07,859 --> 00:46:10,539
{\an8}So, obviously,
last night was really tough,
663
00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:13,779
{\an8}but you know me,
I'm positive vibes,
664
00:46:13,819 --> 00:46:16,699
{\an8}so gonna try and get everyone
in the villa back up,
665
00:46:16,739 --> 00:46:19,819
{\an8}positive vibes. Erm...
666
00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:23,579
{\an8}But other than that, keep moving,
keep going, keep grafting.
667
00:46:23,619 --> 00:46:26,099
{\an8}Reuben, over and out.
668
00:46:26,139 --> 00:46:31,179
Love that, Reuben, mate, love that.
Oh, mate...
669
00:46:31,219 --> 00:46:33,179
And today, you carry on with
that fucking energy, we bring it.
670
00:46:33,219 --> 00:46:34,499
Oh, mate. It's every day, mate.
671
00:46:34,539 --> 00:46:37,019
CIARAN YELLS
What is going on? What?
672
00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:39,939
I'm actually here in real life
with Ciaran. What is going on?
673
00:46:39,979 --> 00:46:44,499
Oh, where's my phone? This is,
like, the perfect picture to take.
674
00:46:44,539 --> 00:46:47,539
I don't know whose phone this is,
but I stole it. Smile.
675
00:46:47,579 --> 00:46:52,779
Do them other way, Reuben. That way.
676
00:46:52,819 --> 00:46:54,499
It's giving, like, mum,
taking it the other way.
677
00:46:54,539 --> 00:46:57,699
{\an8}I prefer taking them in landscape.
678
00:46:57,739 --> 00:46:59,299
{\an8}It won't make it to the Insta
with the landscape.
679
00:46:59,339 --> 00:47:02,299
Oh, see, you're...
HE CLICKS TONGUE
680
00:47:02,339 --> 00:47:06,259
Look at that. Unbelievable.
That's so jokes.
681
00:47:06,299 --> 00:47:09,739
IAIN:
Unbelievable. That's giving mum.
682
00:47:09,779 --> 00:47:11,499
Yeah, yeah.
We know what's coming now.
683
00:47:11,539 --> 00:47:14,059
Nobody's gonna fall for this again.
Or maybe they will.
684
00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:18,099
{\an8}Come back after the break to see...
685
00:47:27,399 --> 00:47:30,719
{\an8}That's what I'm gonna call you.
Right, so, you've got layers.
686
00:47:30,759 --> 00:47:33,799
Yeah.
You're a fun guy.
687
00:47:33,839 --> 00:47:35,679
OK.
You're a "Funion".
688
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,919
I'm a Funion? Funion.
Funion, I'll take it. Funion, yeah.
689
00:47:39,959 --> 00:47:42,159
Sometimes, you just start saying
things, do you know what I mean?
690
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:43,439
You don't even know
what you're saying.
691
00:47:43,479 --> 00:47:44,879
You just start saying things
like "Funion".
692
00:47:44,919 --> 00:47:47,879
Yeah, Funion.
693
00:47:47,919 --> 00:47:49,119
IAIN STIRLING: And this is a show
694
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:50,759
where you get to see
all of that gold.
695
00:47:50,799 --> 00:47:53,959
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!
696
00:47:53,999 --> 00:47:59,599
"Yes, yes! Yes, Reuben, Reuben,
Reuben! Reuben, Reuben!"
697
00:47:59,639 --> 00:48:05,239
Ladies, calm down.
Please, calm down. Calm down.
698
00:48:05,279 --> 00:48:09,679
We will get there, we will find
love. Just have to believe.
699
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,599
IAIN: I believe in you, Reuben.
Yes, and you, Josh.
700
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:16,639
Try not to slip up.
701
00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:17,719
Whoa!
702
00:48:17,759 --> 00:48:20,239
And you won't be able to resist.
Pucker up, ladies!
703
00:48:20,279 --> 00:48:21,679
If in doubt, you can use
704
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,479
the old "I don't know
how to take photos" method.
705
00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:26,279
Grace, you need to get in, babe.
706
00:48:26,319 --> 00:48:29,399
I'm just showing Reuben, come on.
Oh, OK.
707
00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:30,919
Like this, like flat.
Flat, just right there.
708
00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:35,559
Literally hold it right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
709
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:42,079
Funny one.
710
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:46,879
Oh, these are cute.
Yeah, I like these.
711
00:48:46,919 --> 00:48:50,799
I think these are cute.
Thank you, Reubs.
712
00:48:50,839 --> 00:48:51,839
No problem, ladies.
713
00:48:51,879 --> 00:48:56,479
IAIN: And flash, bang, wallop,
everything is good with the world.
714
00:48:56,519 --> 00:48:59,279
Before the break, it looked like
Ciaran was up to his old tricks.
715
00:48:59,319 --> 00:49:02,679
Well, here's...
716
00:49:07,959 --> 00:49:10,799
HE SHOUTS
Fucking hell, you stupid boy!
717
00:49:10,839 --> 00:49:13,679
Are you all right in the head?!
718
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,999
Oh, don't ever talk to me
ever again. No!
719
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:19,679
IAIN: Predictable but still good.
720
00:49:24,959 --> 00:49:27,759
Here's an unseen clip of Reuben
keeping it "reals".
721
00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:31,279
What is up, guys? And today,
we've got the kissing challenge.
722
00:49:31,319 --> 00:49:33,239
Boys, how are we feeling about it?
Are we excited, are we not?
723
00:49:33,279 --> 00:49:34,279
What's going on?
724
00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:36,399
THEY CHEER
725
00:49:36,439 --> 00:49:38,239
We are feeling good.
What are you saying?
726
00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:39,239
Love it.
727
00:49:39,279 --> 00:49:40,279
Obviously, we are excited.
728
00:49:40,319 --> 00:49:43,759
It's, you know, bit of bravado,
bit of macho male competition.
729
00:49:43,799 --> 00:49:46,319
Who can get the number one spot,
who's got the most luscious lips.
730
00:49:46,359 --> 00:49:50,319
But at the end of the day,
it's not just about the anatomy,
731
00:49:50,359 --> 00:49:51,679
it's about the technique, as well,
732
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,079
so maybe experience
is a factor in it.
733
00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:55,759
Hey, Reuben, can you show us
your technique on camera
734
00:49:55,799 --> 00:49:56,759
for the viewers?
735
00:49:56,799 --> 00:49:57,799
My technique on the camera?
736
00:49:57,839 --> 00:49:59,919
Well, I'll tell you what,
737
00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:02,559
we'll kind of give it
a little bit of a...
738
00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:04,279
I'm more of a slow, sensual type,
so I might go a bit...
739
00:50:04,319 --> 00:50:05,559
THEY LAUGH
740
00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:07,559
He's actually done it.
741
00:50:07,599 --> 00:50:11,879
But anyway, we are excited, guys.
Let's go, give it 100% energy.
742
00:50:11,919 --> 00:50:13,919
May the best man win.
743
00:50:13,959 --> 00:50:17,239
Let's go!
THEY CHEER
744
00:50:17,279 --> 00:50:18,359
IAIN: Thanks, Reuben.
745
00:50:18,399 --> 00:50:20,359
If you could just take
that energy into the bathroom
746
00:50:20,399 --> 00:50:22,279
and make sure all the boys
brush their teeth for the girls,
747
00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:24,839
that would be great.
748
00:50:24,879 --> 00:50:26,319
Fucking hell.
Time to get some action, baby.
749
00:50:26,359 --> 00:50:29,359
The thing about... I think
everyone's gonna notice me anyway,
750
00:50:29,399 --> 00:50:35,839
cos after every kiss,
I'll be like, "Whoo!"
751
00:50:35,879 --> 00:50:43,119
THEY LAUGH
Whoo!
752
00:50:43,159 --> 00:50:46,879
It's just a game, guys.
It's just a game.
753
00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:49,959
It's never just a game!
This is real life!
754
00:50:49,999 --> 00:50:56,039
Whoo! We are in the building, baby!
We are back.
755
00:50:56,079 --> 00:50:57,319
Ladies, look out. Kissing challenge.
756
00:50:57,359 --> 00:50:59,279
IAIN: It was a game of kiss and
tell, and the rules were simple.
757
00:50:59,319 --> 00:51:00,359
The girls had to kiss,
758
00:51:00,399 --> 00:51:04,839
and the boys had to tell us
what they thought of it.
759
00:51:04,879 --> 00:51:06,199
# Cos you changed
The way you kissed me... #
760
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:13,159
IAIN: And they didn't hold back.
761
00:51:13,199 --> 00:51:14,639
I'm gonna give it
an eight out of ten.
762
00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:18,639
It was nice and slow
but a little bit sloppy.
763
00:51:18,679 --> 00:51:19,599
Oh!
GASPS
764
00:51:19,639 --> 00:51:22,479
It was quite pokey, the kiss.
765
00:51:22,519 --> 00:51:23,759
Score that a two out of ten,
I can't lie.
766
00:51:23,799 --> 00:51:26,239
Probably right that one three.
GASPS
767
00:51:26,279 --> 00:51:28,839
IAIN: And the winner's name
was on everybody's lips.
768
00:51:28,879 --> 00:51:32,559
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes, I am top snogger.
769
00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:34,159
Did I think it was going to happen?
Yes, I did.
770
00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:36,399
I had full confidence in myself.
771
00:51:36,439 --> 00:51:40,999
I know I'm a great snogger, so easy
one for me. Easy challenge today.
772
00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:42,719
IAIN: But what you didn't get
to hear
773
00:51:42,759 --> 00:51:45,359
was what the girls thought of
the boys' kisses.
774
00:51:45,399 --> 00:51:47,959
Can we talk about Reuben?
He's actually a good kisser.
775
00:51:47,999 --> 00:51:50,759
Yeah, he is. Can you believe Ciaran
and Sean rated me that low?
776
00:51:50,799 --> 00:51:53,719
Mate, I didn't want to kiss
you anyway.
777
00:51:53,759 --> 00:51:54,759
Oi, do you know what?
778
00:51:54,799 --> 00:51:57,839
Blade's a really nice guy
but really bad kisser.
779
00:51:57,879 --> 00:51:58,959
I didn't think he was ter...
780
00:51:58,999 --> 00:52:00,719
He wasn't the best,
but I didn't think he was terrible.
781
00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:01,919
Joey's the worst for me, no offence.
782
00:52:01,959 --> 00:52:03,279
Hugo was the worst for me.
783
00:52:03,319 --> 00:52:05,519
Obviously, no offence,
but I'm glad...
784
00:52:05,559 --> 00:52:08,119
Yeah, there was too much wetness.
785
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:11,719
How crazy is that? We've all kissed
every single boy in here.
786
00:52:11,759 --> 00:52:13,079
IAIN: What? Are you lot
taking the kiss?
787
00:52:13,119 --> 00:52:15,719
Well, there's one boy
you haven't kissed, and that's me.
788
00:52:21,079 --> 00:52:23,959
Now, what is Ciaran up to?
Oh, come on.
789
00:52:23,999 --> 00:52:27,199
Not behind the door again, mate.
790
00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:34,959
It's a well-known fact there was
no life before meme culture,
791
00:52:34,999 --> 00:52:37,119
so here's our resident
content creator, Reuben,
792
00:52:37,159 --> 00:52:40,399
to fill you in on references
you might have missed
793
00:52:40,439 --> 00:52:41,439
from back in the olden days.
794
00:52:41,479 --> 00:52:45,799
In modern meme culture, you've got,
like, an Alpha-male type.
795
00:52:45,839 --> 00:52:47,799
Obviously, you've got Sigma
and all that shit,
796
00:52:47,839 --> 00:52:51,399
but, like, before you had that,
it was a Chad.
797
00:52:51,439 --> 00:52:53,479
You had a Chad and then a Beta.
And then a Chad,
798
00:52:53,519 --> 00:52:56,439
a Chad would be this big, like,
strong guy.
799
00:52:56,479 --> 00:53:00,319
And then you've got Gigachad, which
is like the final boss of the Chads.
800
00:53:00,359 --> 00:53:02,599
Like, literally remember seeing him
walk in, and the first word which
801
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:05,999
came to mind, was like,
"Bro, blood is Gigachad."
802
00:53:06,039 --> 00:53:11,039
{\an8}THEY LAUGH
803
00:53:11,079 --> 00:53:12,159
Square chin, like, square chin.
804
00:53:12,199 --> 00:53:14,759
Like this absolutely ripped fucking,
like...
805
00:53:14,799 --> 00:53:17,959
Basically like Johnny Bravo, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
806
00:53:17,999 --> 00:53:18,959
Essentially like...
807
00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:20,039
I've heard some names, yeah.
808
00:53:20,079 --> 00:53:23,159
Like, proper names, yeah,
but not Gigachad.
809
00:53:23,199 --> 00:53:24,239
DRAMATIC STING
810
00:53:24,279 --> 00:53:26,199
And what were you calling Blade
again?
811
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,239
The Gigachad.
Gigachad.
812
00:53:28,279 --> 00:53:31,239
Gigachad.
You say it like Hercules?
813
00:53:31,279 --> 00:53:33,399
But he's got that deep voice
as well, like.
814
00:53:33,439 --> 00:53:34,599
He sounds like a cartoon.
Gigachad!
815
00:53:34,639 --> 00:53:36,799
DRAMATIC STING
816
00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:38,199
Blade even sleeps like a Gigachad.
817
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,839
DRAMATIC STING
818
00:53:41,879 --> 00:53:45,879
Gigachad!
THEY GIGGLE
819
00:53:45,919 --> 00:53:48,879
IAIN: But unfortunately, time was up
in the villa for Gigachad,
820
00:53:48,919 --> 00:53:51,199
I mean Blade,
as he, Hugo, Emma and Jess
821
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:54,519
all made a sharp exit
from the villa.
822
00:53:54,559 --> 00:54:00,279
ALL:Bye!
823
00:54:00,319 --> 00:54:03,199
The Gigachad.
THEY GIGGLE
824
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,479
Gone out the villa,
but never forgotten
825
00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:07,519
and won't be seen again.
826
00:54:07,559 --> 00:54:08,479
The Gigachad!
THEY GIGGLE
827
00:54:08,519 --> 00:54:11,239
DRAMATIC STING
828
00:54:20,279 --> 00:54:22,799
Oh, Ciaran's still there.
829
00:54:22,839 --> 00:54:25,399
Oh, she's taking too long.
830
00:54:25,439 --> 00:54:30,559
WHISPERING: No! Get down, Ciaran.
She's coming!
831
00:54:33,799 --> 00:54:37,039
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
It's time for...
832
00:54:42,039 --> 00:54:43,439
Ooh!
833
00:54:43,479 --> 00:54:45,999
Beach Hut Bonanza!
834
00:54:46,039 --> 00:54:48,039
And this week,
I asked our islanders...
835
00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:49,679
What's this Beach Hut Bonanza about?
836
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,439
..for their favourite movie quotes.
837
00:54:52,479 --> 00:54:54,479
Movie quotes?
Oh, no! OK.
838
00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:58,199
CLEARS THROAT
Yeah, OK. I can do this.
839
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,519
Hey, I'm walking here!
840
00:54:59,559 --> 00:55:02,119
Why so serious?
841
00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:04,639
Shaggy? Scooby?
842
00:55:04,679 --> 00:55:07,079
I would have got away with it, too,
if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
843
00:55:07,119 --> 00:55:11,199
I'll have what she's having.
844
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,159
Get these goddamn snakes
of this goddamn plane!
845
00:55:14,199 --> 00:55:17,039
It's Leviosa, not Leviosaaa.
846
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:19,239
Avadadada...
847
00:55:19,279 --> 00:55:22,399
Expillius... Expatronus!
848
00:55:22,439 --> 00:55:25,439
I am McLovin.
849
00:55:25,479 --> 00:55:28,079
I can think of one from TOWIE.
Is that bad?
850
00:55:28,119 --> 00:55:31,519
I'm feeling lower than a worm's tit.
I quite like that one.
851
00:55:31,559 --> 00:55:33,479
My precious.
852
00:55:33,519 --> 00:55:37,159
My precious!
GIGGLES
853
00:55:37,199 --> 00:55:41,279
Titanic. I'm the king of the world!
854
00:55:41,319 --> 00:55:43,999
It's been 84 years!
855
00:55:44,039 --> 00:55:47,399
HOARSE:Jack, come back! Come back!
856
00:55:47,439 --> 00:55:50,479
Are you looking at me?
Are you looking at me?!
857
00:55:50,519 --> 00:55:52,999
I love a bit of Star Wars,
so am gonna have to go with,
858
00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:55,399
may the force be with you.
859
00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:58,599
HEAVY BREATHING
Luke, I am your father.
860
00:55:58,639 --> 00:56:02,919
May the force be with you.
GIGGLES
861
00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:06,559
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
862
00:56:06,599 --> 00:56:08,279
I'll be back.
863
00:56:08,319 --> 00:56:13,199
I'll be back!
864
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:17,919
Hasta la vista, baby.
Is it him that says that?
865
00:56:17,959 --> 00:56:22,559
Don't worry now, Kitty don't bite,
not now she's been fed.
866
00:56:22,599 --> 00:56:24,839
And she walks away
scratching her arse,
867
00:56:24,879 --> 00:56:31,759
and I think what a fucking icon.
868
00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:32,839
Get to the chopper.
869
00:56:32,879 --> 00:56:33,839
Get to the chopper.
LAUGHS
870
00:56:33,879 --> 00:56:34,839
Get to the chopper.
871
00:56:34,879 --> 00:56:38,639
Get to the chopper.
LAUGHS
872
00:56:38,679 --> 00:56:40,399
ET phone home.
873
00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:43,239
ET phone home.
874
00:56:43,279 --> 00:56:47,759
ET phone home.
875
00:56:47,799 --> 00:56:49,399
That was not it.
876
00:56:49,439 --> 00:56:50,879
WOBBLY:ET...
I was trying to like... E-E-E.
877
00:56:50,919 --> 00:56:52,599
You can't handle the truth.
878
00:56:52,639 --> 00:56:55,679
Wazzap!
879
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,359
Ohana means family,
880
00:56:57,399 --> 00:57:00,679
family means nobody
gets left behind.
881
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,119
Adrian!
CHUCKLES
882
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:09,999
I think we're gonna
need a bigger boat.
883
00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:12,999
All I know is he goes like that.
884
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:14,439
But I don't know
what comes out of his mouth.
885
00:57:14,479 --> 00:57:18,319
They call me Bond.
886
00:57:18,359 --> 00:57:19,639
The name's Bond.
887
00:57:19,679 --> 00:57:21,959
James Bond.
PEW
888
00:57:21,999 --> 00:57:24,519
Good evening, Miss Moneypenny.
889
00:57:24,559 --> 00:57:30,639
And I am Iron Man.
890
00:57:30,679 --> 00:57:38,479
IAIN: That's all for now
from Beach Hut Bonanza.
891
00:57:44,959 --> 00:57:51,559
Just give up, Ciaran.
892
00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:53,439
CIARAN YELLS
Fucking hell, Ciaran,
893
00:57:53,479 --> 00:57:55,919
seriously, now, it's not even funny.
CIARAN LAUGHS
894
00:57:55,959 --> 00:57:57,959
No, genuinely, now,
I'm not speaking to you.
895
00:57:57,999 --> 00:58:00,919
I even looked behind the door to see
if you... I thought you would have.
896
00:58:00,959 --> 00:58:03,159
I even looked behind the door
to see if you were there.
897
00:58:03,199 --> 00:58:10,719
Caught you.
Such a dickhead, like.
898
00:58:10,759 --> 00:58:13,919
IAIN: Boo! Caught you.
899
00:58:13,959 --> 00:58:16,479
Come back next time
for some more Unseen Bits.
900
00:58:16,519 --> 00:58:21,039
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