IAIN STIRLING: It's been a game of two halves this week.
I'm just their wingman.
We've had red cards... ALL:Oh. Oh.
We've had sendings-offs. Bye.
Dodgy tackles. Strangling his balls.
Some very low scoring.
I'd score that a two out of 10, I can't lie.
But tonight, the beautiful game enters its final stages.
LAUGHS, COUGHS LAUGHTER
IMPERSONATES DONALD DUCK
And we bring you all the dramatic highlights.
I'm very nervous.
So keepy up.
Whoa!
And feed off the energy of the teams.
# I feel a good feeling... # Woo!
As we get the ball rolling with unmissable action like this.
Whoa, whoa!
And this.
SCREAMS No, no, no.
This is Love Island Unseen Bits, and it's coming home.
My precious. GIGGLES
# Rock-a-bye baby On the treetop... #
Nestled snugly in their beds,
bonnets and eye masks on their heads,
our lovebirds dream as they nod off of simpler times before eggyboff.
Eggyboff.
Before Sean got greedy with the kissing necks,
and Ayo started playing tricks.
You are definitely my cup of tea.
If only Josh and Reuben hadn't come to play,
and Uma hadn't been stolen away.
They're fast asleep, it's really quite something,
who on earth sleeps through a seven man dumping?
Wakey wakey, you dozy bunch, I said, wakey wakey.
I know what will wake them up. Cue the loud music!
# Moving on, keeping strong
# It's
# It's a
# It's a groove
# It's a groove thang...
steer you wrong
# Don't you let them steer you wrong
# It's a groove thang... #
Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
Hi, girls. Get stuck into an hour of fun.
LAUGHTER
Which will put you in a spin. Oh, oh, oh.
And have you cheering for more.
P, E, what's E? This? OK. Wait, is that the right way?
We'll go... This way? P... Wait.
Which way is P? P is that for you, so you go like that.
So I go this...
What's P for me? So I have to go that way?
Yeah. So, ready, three, two, one, go.
BOTH:P, E, to the D... LAUGHTER
I'm sure you are getting the thrust.
The most flexible man here. Yeah, you probably are.
We are all about positive vibes.
The vibes from you today, I love it. I'm so happy that you are happy.
I'm happy. Woo!
OK, everyone happy? Good, let's move on.
# It's a groove thang. #
So, all Love Island super-fans will know the villa has many areas.
There's the kitchen island sitting around spot,
the gym sitting down spot,
the sitting on the side of the pool spot, any more, Matilda?
OK, guys, this is the arm wrestle spot. Right, winner stays on.
You're like that girl in school,
aren't you, that smashes everyone in PE?
Right, guys, who's partaking? Who's partaking?
The girls are arm wrestling. Dude, they are arm wrestling.
She's put me off, though, now. Go, go, go.
Ready?
ALL:Three, two, one, go.
SCREAMING You are sliding off.
I have seen someone in my old office arm wrestle,
arm popped out of place, elbow out.
Gotta do a thumb wrestle. The seriousness.
BOTH:One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
Five, six, seven, eight... Whoa!
Try to keep your thumb straight.
Let's do it again, let's do it again.
BOTH:One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
Five, six, seven, eight, try to keep your thumb straight.
SNORTS
We can't look at each other, this is the weird.
I'm looking you in the eye. I can see.
I'm so bad at these. Is anyone listening?
LAUGHTER
One, two, three, four I won the thumb war.
LAUGHTER
You're all right, babe.
What other games can I think of?
IAIN STIRLING: Konnor, you need to think quickly,
I've had the Olympic Committee on the phone,
and they desperately need some new games for the Paris Olympics,
any ideas?
Of course, skipping-rope jumps.
Right, three, two, one, go.
One, ooh! Ooh! Oh, wow!
THEY LAUGH
Go on, Sean! Go on, Sean!
CHEERING
Everyone, stop! You're showboating.
PHONE RINGS
Hello? Yeah, this is Iain Stirling here.
Oh, OK. That's a no to skipping-rope jumps.
How about the classic game tossing a rubber sandal?
The reigning world champion being Frenchman Philippe Flop.
That's one. Yes! Yes!
Nice! It's 5-4.
Get a spin on it. What, like that?
Yes, so it stays in. Really? I threw it like a Frisbee.
Yes!
There we are. See what I'm saying?
Right, we're taking this seriously, I'm gathering.
Come on! Oh!
Jess, go get the sliders after you're done.
A dartsman doesn't just leave his darts on the board, does he?
ALL:Oh!
Love Island is run on routines.
The girls get ready in the makeup room,
the boys make the morning coffee,
but Nicole has only gone and messed with the schedule!
Did you make me a coffee, girl? Yeah.
I don't know how... Right, OK. I will tell you...
It's really strong, but I like it. It's really nice.
I had to put honey in yours. There was no sugar.
I poured all the honey in,
and then I thought, ah, that's a bit too much honey.
Tried to scoop a little bit out, didn't work.
And I just thought this is a mess.
No, it's nice. I really appreciate it.
I've never made that goat coffee, or whatever it's called.
Is it called goat's coffee? Oat? Soya coffee?
Oh, is it soya? I don't know. Whatever the soya thing means.
I thought that meant it was a goat.
Are you saying goat or oats? Goat.
Goat, like "baa"?
I thought it was like "baa", goat coffee.
Mm-hm. I thought that's what soya was.
Soya's got no cow's milk in. Soy is like soybean.
Yeah, but I thought soya comes from a goat.
Soybean. No, it's a bean.
Where have I got that one from? Goat's milk comes from a goat.
Oh, yeah, of course,
but, like, I just thought it was a better word to say for it.
I found out the other day, when I get a, erm, hamburger...
It's actually beef! Yeah.
I didn't even think about it.
Girl, HAMburger is meaning pig. Ham.Ham.
But it's 100% British beef. A hamburger, by the way...
Why are they doing me like that? I was so shocked.
I never knew that. Every day's a school day, girls.
IAIN: Well, you'll be telling me
Babybels aren't made of babies or bells next.
PHONE RINGS
Hi, Olympic Committee, it's me again.
No, don't hang up!
We've got another one for you. A high-intensity tactical game.
Olympic cereal boxing.
Yeah, it'll look great under the Eiffel Tower.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
SQUEALING ..three Mississippi,
four Mississippi.
Go on, girls! Go, gssss.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi...
GROANING
Jessy, you're out. Go, gsssss.
One Mississippi, two Mississippi... SQUEALING
Grace is out. CHEERING
CLAPPING
Go, gssss. THEY LAUGH
PHONE RINGS
Hello, me again, I've got it.
I tell you what Paris needs, a spelling bee.
What's the hardest word you think is to...
Floccinaucinihilipilification. Pardon me?
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
What the F...? What?! What does that mean?
Estimating something to be worthless.
Spell that, Trey.
Floccinaucinihilipilification. Yeah, so it'd be spelt...
F-L-A-U-E-F
H-I-L-I-F...
I-C-I-T-I-O-N.
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
No idea. It's all Greek to me. Or is it French?
But a gold medal for effort, Trey.
If there's one thing I love, it's people doing good impressions.
This clip does not demonstrate that.
Can anyone do any impressions of, like, yeah, cartoons
or actual people?
I can do an impression of, erm, erm, the shrimp from Shark Tale.
Go on. Do it.
AS SHRIMP:And my sister, she passed away,
so I was looking after her baby.
But her baby lost its arms and legs,
but he's a really good guy. True story.
I can do Donald Duck. Do it!
But I can't say actual proper words, but I can make the sound.
Do it. Do it.
ANGRY QUACKING
Guys! Are you hearing that?
That was the strangest noise I've ever heard in my fucking life.
I can do an impression of Gavin and Stacey.
Oh, we know. Me, too.
Oh, Doris! BOTH:Where's the salad?
There's your salad? BOTH:Now leave me alone.
Oh, fatty, where's my cash? I have no idea what this is.
You've never seen Gavin and Stacey? No way!
Who's Gavin and who's Stace?
ALL:Oh! Go!
AS NESSA:What's occurring?
No, I've got family connections to Nessa.
No way!I don't know who she is, but what?
MATILDA:Can you set us up with a meet and greet?
A meet and greet?
NICOLE:Oh, my God! A meet and greet with Ness!
A roast dinner with Ruth Jones on a Sunday.
IAIN: Yes, Matilda, if you don't get set up on Love Island,
you can head straight to Barry Island,
and we'll get you set up.
IAIN STIRLING: To debate sweets
with a confectionery aficionado like Sean takes guts,
and Blade isn't afraid to ask the difficult questions.
Tangfastics, what are you ranking, like, top three?
INHALES DEEPLY
Tangfastics, what's in the Tangfastics?
The orange pack. The fizzy ones.
You've got dummies, crocodiles...
Cola bottles, I think, are in there. Cola bottles.
Cherries. Cherries. Oh, yeah.
I thought the white milky sweets,
I swear there was one like that in there. No.
Oh, no, that's on the bottom of the crocodile, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
What's the best Tangfastic, then? For me, it's got to be a cherry.
Cherries, yeah.
Number one, cherry, two, the dummy, three, the bottle.
Coca-Cola bottle.
OK.
I'm not a fan of the white bottom on the sweets. Are you not?
We really need to get a dentist on this show, just for balance.
Forget Cannes, forget the Oscars, forget the NTAs.
The real highlight of the movie calendar
is the Love Island Film Festival.
And like all cinema,
the real drama was happening backstage behind the velvet rope.
I'm actually feeling...
I actually feel like I could cry now, let alone later.
I'm not even gonna be in here. I'll be on daybeds tonight.
Mate, I'm sleeping with you outside tonight.
I feel like it's not even about finding out the truth now.
It's actually seeing it with my own eyes. Seeing it, yeah.
I probably said something that means absolutely nothing to me,
and I don't think it's serious,
but then Nicole will think it's the worst thing in the world.
I'm trying to think what I've actually said.
There's nothing I said that's bad that I haven't said to anyone.
This is lifting, this...
# Girls on film
# Girls on film... #
So, girls, how's everyone feeling about tonight?
I feel like I'm going to cry.
I can't lie, I'm very nervous.
CAMERA SHUTTERS
Even with the nerves, the show must go on -
after a couple of selfies, of course.
# Girls on film... #
This is the best thing ever.
The festival is about to start, girls.
OK, a couple more selfies.
CAMERA SHUTTERS
It's great, excited.
Now is not the time to start a live stream.
LAUGHTER
Let's go, let's go!
It's showtime.
# Girls on film... #
Oh, forget it.
Roll up the red carpet and send the photographers home.
# Girls on film
# Girls on film... #
Stop it with the selfies. We have festival awards to announce.
This might not be Cannes,
but the winner of "Cannes" Not Keep A Straight Face Award is...
Jess!
The award for hamming it up to the camera goes to Grace.
I'm sorry. Your foot looks like gammon.
Oh, my God! Fucking ham. It looks like a piece of gammon.
It looks like a piece of ham, what is going on?
You've got gammon on your feet.
That is so unattractive. Imagine taking my shoes off...
Imagine someone tried to take her shoes off
and tried to suck her toes? LAUGHTER
That is so unattractive.
As the festival drew to a close, the credits rolled for Ellie and Trey.
"Please say your goodbyes and leave the villa immediately."
No... GASPS
I love you all, you're amazing. APPLAUSE
EXHALES DEEPLY
Never going to that festival again. I want a refund.
Shut up.
Before we go for a break, we have just enough time
for a game of charades. Go on, then, girls.
Movie. Film.
Seven words.
Seven words? Seven words for a film?
First word "The".
The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe.
What the fuck!?
One word. One word.
Titanic. LAUGHTER
Two words. Gossip Girl.
What the fuck! Oh, my God!
Three words. OK, ready.
So... This is not going to be it.
First word...
Race, run, run! Run! Jogging!
Come back after the break and find out.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
The show that never misses a beat.
You ready? Yeah. How close do you want to go?
I mean "sweet".
Oh, fuck, bro. LAUGHTER
The show that keeps you up-to-date with all the hip new acronyms.
If we sung SuBo, it would be different stories,
but we ain't singing SuBo right now, are we?
What the hell is SuBo? Susan Boyle. Oh.
And gives you all the banter.
Imagine Ciaran when he's 30.
They're gonna give him a pension at 30, bro.
So turn up the tunes. Here she comes.
THEY SING, LAUGHTER
And all the fishy business our Islanders have got up to.
What about...? I remember doing, like, sardines,
you know, when you, like, roll up into your duvet,
knock on someone's door, and just fall in?
What?! You've never done that? No.
What are you doing? LAUGHTER
Why have you just done that?
What? She's put them on.
GIGGLING
What's just happened?
I'll tell you what's just happened, Wil,
we've just come back from the break,
and Grace has nicked your flip-flops.
Three words.
Earlier, Jessy and Ellie left us puzzled with a game of charades.
OK, ready. LAUGHS
This is not going to be it. First word.
Well, what we want to know is...
Running. Running. Jogging!
Racing. Fast, fast, fast.
Oh, my God!
Fast And Furious! Yes!
Oh, my gosh, that's good.
That was a good one.
I wanted to do the... What?
I think we should move on. Fast.
Warning, this next clip contains no candy metaphors
or sweet-related chat of any kind.
If you are offended by this, then leave now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever took a girl on a date?
A trampoline park. Mate, it was fucking awkward.
She couldn't bounce. How can you not bounce on a trampoline?
Fucking put your arms like that, she was going...
Was she just sinking into it and...?
Instant ick, mate.
One first date I went on, it were really casual,
I went to IKEA with a bird. A first date?
I said, yeah, "Do you want to go to IKEA?"
And, guess what... Sit in a bedroom.
It was banging. "This will be us one day."
Konnor, what is the worst date you've been on?
I reckon Konnor's got a mad one.
I reckon you've got a naughty one in your closet.
Yeah, he's been a rep as well, so... True.
He's done a bit of travelling. You must have had some mad ones.
Yeah, the weirdest thing was...
In the car for the date, turned up, and I was running a little bit late.
And she was sat... She was sat outside on a wall with her cat.
With a cat? With her cat. Yeah.
INSECTS AND BIRDS CHIRPING
That's all right. That's not bad.
LAUGHTER
Bit weird, innit? Wait, am I missing something?
"Why are you outside with your cat?" "You've ruined the date!"
"You've fucked it."
"I want to pick you up, but why is the cat here?"
Yeah, I was thinking, "Are you bringing the cat with you, or...?"
Wind the window down, "Meow." Meow, yeah!
LAUGHTER
A cat on a date? That is "me-ow-t" of there.
Here is an unseen clip of the boys in the bedroom.
They look really different, though,
and I can't quite put my finger on it.
AS CIARAN:So, boys,
reckon there's any bombshells coming in anytime soon, or what?
LAUGHTER
AS WIL:Do you know what, like, I think, yeah,
if there's a bombshell... LAUGHTER
..my head might just be turned a little bit, you know?
But then...
NORMAL VOICE:I can't do the action! Yeah, go, that's good, keep going!
AS WIL:But then I'm gonna say, Uma's for me,
my head and heart is with her. And I'm gonna...
LOW VOICE:The thing is, though, Wil, right,
you just need to think about what you're doing.
Who are you being? Wait, is that Trey or Hugo?
I'm trying to do Hugo! There is no way that is Geordie.
AS CIARAN: So, Joey, you gonna carry on egging the boys on, or what?
"You know what, yeah, I'm just their wing man."
Oh, yeah!
AS WIL:I'm just being a friend, you know what I mean?
Being there for a friend.
"I'm just doing what they would do for me."
GC style. LAUGHTER
SQUEAKY VOICE:You know what, boys, I'm just gonna tell a few girls
what sweets they are... Why have you got squeaky voice?!
I'm gonna tell a few girls what sweets they are tonight.
Someone's gonna be rhubarb custard, someone's gonna be fizzy watermelon,
someone's gonna be fizzy peach.
And I'm just gonna go about my night tonight.
IAIN STIRLING: I quite like that voice, actually.
"I'm just going about my night with a couple more unseen bits.
"Let's move on to another unseen clip."
Here's an unseen clip of Konnor role-playing his old job
as his alter ego, Rusty.
Right, I'm rusty. This is... I was 20, 21 years old...
I'm not interested. It's muscle memory, it'll come back.
Come on. I've just booked a girls' holiday.
I'm 20, to Malia. I'm buzzing. Just got off the coach.
Hello, how's it going, girls? You good?
Great, thanks. How are you? Where are you from? From Manchester.
I'm gonna be your rep for the week. Yeah.
First of all, I'll be telling you about the island -
where's good to go, places good to go,
places mainly not so good go. Right.
I'm gonna get you, like, your best deals around here.
Right, OK, yeah.
First, I'm gonna go into the events we've got this week.
Yeah, what's popping off, then? So, we've got...
Pukka Up Boat Party, one of the biggest boat parties on the island.
I'm gonna get you out of bed,
because you might have a bit of a hangover from the night before.
But if you don't get out of bed,
you're gonna miss the best day of your life. Right.
OK? God damn. Carry on.
Anyway, so, we're gonna go to Elounda,
we're gonna get off the coach, go around Spinalonga,
so you're actually gonna get a little bit of history...
Wow. ..involved, as well. Yeah.
But then we're gonna get drinks in...
This is literally reeling off, and it's the tone of voice, isn't it?
Yeah, exactly. It's honestly like I'm in Malia.
And then... The welcome meeting's done now. Right, OK. Sorry, yeah.
So, it's the morning of Pukka Up, and you're saying,
"Wake up, we're going to Pukka Up Party"?
That was just a little bit of it, but... Muscle memory. Yeah.
IAIN: As a comedian, I have muscle memory when I go on stage.
I always tense up.
Here's an unseen clip that raises more questions than it answers.
CIARAN BREATHES HEAVILY
Our Islanders might appear to be a bunch of wild,
carefree party animals,
but many of them can't wait to start raising a family.
Cos I'm, like, at the point now where my mum's like,
"Right, when am I gonna get grandkids?" Cos she's got two kids.
Me being the eldest... That question honestly gives me shivers.
You know my nan? My nan calls me a spinster.
Do you know what a spinster is? Cos I didn't.
INSECT BUZZING Wah! Jesus Christ!
It's your shorts! KONNOR LAUGHS
It's your fucking shorts!
In fact, the only thing that frightens them more
than being alone is...
INSECT BUZZING What's that?
YELLING Oh, my God! No, no!
No, stop it! Stop it! Stop it right now!
Wah!
Are you sure you don't want any, Emma?I'm good, babe... Argh!
Just these flies to go.
He said that today, though... INSECT BUZZING
Whoa! What was that? It's fine.
It's gone, whatever was. Oh, my God.
It just landed on my elbow. I don't know what it was.
It's like I'm on fucking I'm A Celebrity Get Me...
Bugs, like... SHE SIGHS
LAUGHTER Anyway...
What are you are drinking, water? Yeah, I'm on that high-quality H2O.
Serious stuff. INSECT BUZZING
Shit. Was that landing on my back? Mate, I can't do this, bro.
Honestly, bro. Spatula.
I'm gonna lose my brain cells, bro. Seriously.Back off.
OK, OK. I'm done.
So, I feel fine, it's just obviously,
like, certain situations... INSECT BUZZING
Wah!
Every time, all I'm attracting in this villa is flies.
IAIN: They'd be buzzing to go on a date with you, to be fair.
Ciaran, what are you up to? Is this a Welsh thing?
I had a chat with Jess before she entered the villa,
and if I'm honest, I think she was a bit starstruck
to be talking to me.
I've never really met a famous person. Oh.
The most famous person that I've ever met is probably, erm...
that guy from EastEnders.
Which one? Which one? Billy.
Max Brannan, I met. I'd be most...
The person I'd be most excited to meet would be Dec from Ant and Dec.
Yeah, you love Ant and Dec, don't you? Really?
I fucking love... Dec... No, no, no. Dec is my guilty pleasure.
Dec is so cute. Dec's your guilty pleasure?
I'm in love with him. I'm in love with him. He is so cute.
If I met Dec, I promise you now, I would just combust into flames.
I wouldn't know what to do with myself.
Is Dec the small one, or the...? Yeah, small one. I love him so much.
I think Maya's the most famous person I've met, you know.
Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, it would be Maya now. Sorry, Billy.
IAIN: You'll be sorry if Billy from EastEnders
ends up being the next Bombshell.
Oh, good. We finally gonna find out what Ciaran's up to.
Oh, no. Ran out of time. Come back to find out...
IAIN STIRLING: Get excited, because it's Love Island: Unseen Bits.
SCREAMING
Oh, it's so exciting!
Any questions, Joey? What's that word?
What does "contradict" mean?
It's like if I said this show has naff clips
but then showed you all this absolute gold.
It's positive vibes, mate! Whoo!
KONNOR CHUCKLES Whoop, whoop, whoop!
Did you know that dark chocolate makes a woman horny?
Swing it over here, girl. Yay!
I promise our clips will crack you up.
Oi, oi, oi! Look what they've done to Nicole.
SHE CHUCKLES, CHOKES
GIRLS LAUGH
I just choked on my coffee. I just saw it come back up!
Before the break, Ciaran was acting very strangely.
But what was he up to? And...
Wah! You f...
CIARAN CHUCKLES, SEAN EXHALES
How long have you been waiting there for? Like, five minutes.
You've been waiting for me. I hate you so much.
Fuck's sake, Ciaran.
Oh, not again.
Here's an unseen clip for all the single men out there.
Take notes. The worst-ever date? Hit me with it.
I went to a date, and it was a first date, turned up,
and he had, like, 15 of his friends there. Sorry, what?
And he was Italian, and his friends barely spoke English,
so I was just sat at this meal... What?! What?
..with, like, 15 of his friends.
It was a mix of girls and boys, but I was just at this table,
and they barely spoke English, so I was just kind of sat
in the middle of the table, like,
"How do I get out of this situation?"
But why would you dating all 15 of them? I don't know!
One of my worst dates was, went to a place to go and try on clothes,
he came out in a tracksuit strangling his balls,
turned around, found out...
The woman in the check-in thingy was like, "That's a woman's tracksuit."
Oh, no! He was mortified.
I was crying and laughter, he didn't find it funny.
Never saw him again. That's even worse. Fair enough.
IAIN: I've still got that tracksuit.
It's like a glove... around the balls.
There has been some amazing double acts over the years,
but forget your Tom and Jerrys, your Ant and Decs,
and your Iain Stirling and Hacker The Dogs -
we've got Josh and Reuben.
Joben? Roosh? Oh, I don't know.
# Just the two of us We can make it if we try
# Just the two of us. #
Or as I like to call them - the Mumble Brothers.
There we go. Yeah... Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you filled it to the top still. 'Ey! Yeah.
Just at the top, you know? 'Ey! Bro, it is. Yeah. It's mad, bro.
It's mad. Yo, man. Ready for the girls, no?
Yeah! Of course, bro, of course. REUBEN CHUCKLES
Yeah, it's them ones, innit? Know what I'm saying?
Mate, listen, it's gonna be a good one, though.
MUMBLING:Yeah, you know... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man. Been waiting for this one still.
Having a good time. JOSH AND REUBEN LAUGH
But fortunately, the Mumble Brothers their voice
when the girls rocked up.
GIRLS:Hello! Hello, ladies. How are you?
You OK? How are you? Good, how are you?
And things started to get a little spicy.
I asked the lovely lady if we could have tapas for all of us.
Looks lovely. Who's brave enough to try this one first?
Are we talking about the food, or...?
LAUGHTER
Obviously, no pressure putting on the situation with any of you girls,
but we are very much willing to get to know you, so...
Well, I know... I'm a man who knows what I want.
I'm sure you're a man who knows what he wants, as well.
So, what do you want? So I want the energy to be reciprocated.
OK. Know what I mean? OK.
IAIN: The energy between these two is absolutely electric.
We've got to... We've got to come up with a name, bro.
Energy Crew. Energy Crew...
RAPS:Energy Crew coming for you
What you gonna do When the Energy Crew...?
LAUGHING:Energy Crew coming!
RAPS:Energy Crew coming for you
What you gonna do When the Energy Crew come for you?
What you gonna do? Come on, you must got some bars.
RAPS:What you gonna do When the Energy Crew...
BOTH RAP:Come for you. 'Ey!
BOTH RAP:What you gonna do When Energy Crew come for you?
Hey! REUBEN LAUGHS
IAIN: Luckily, this Energy Crew appeared to be solar powered.
Only ten more hours on that bed to get fully charged, lads.
Ciaran, mate, not again.
While you stand there, I'm carrying on with a few more unseen bits.
Majorca is such a beautiful island,
but I never get the chance to put my feet up and enjoy it.
I've got all these Love Islands to make, podcasts to record,
a very long beard-grooming regime to follow.
I need some time off. But who would do the voice-over?
AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island... Mimii is having a shower.
NORMAL VOICE:Iain Stirling probably hates my guts.
I'm so sorry.
No, Jessy, carry on. I'm looking for some holiday cover.
AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island...
Sorry, girls, but it's lacking some oomph.
EXAGGERATED ACCENT:Tonight... BOTH:On Love Island.
Brilliant. Two new Bombshells...
Enter the villa!
Love Island 2024, baby!
MIMII:Will two new Bombshells shake the table?
I have decided to steal this girl... Uma.
"Wil, you are now single
"and therefore have been dumped from the island."
I'm gonna leave. Sorry.
APPLAUSE
AS IAIN:Tonight on Love Island...
The villa gets a party. ..the villa gets a party.
IAIN: Oi! That one was on the main show. Got anything better?
MIMII:Jessy, why are you so good at impressions?
Innit? You're actually pretty good. Don't think Iain would agree,
but we'll carry on.
What else we got? "I thought you was..."
AS AMY HART:I came here to tell you I loved you!
I was coming back here to tell you that I loved you.
Nope, wrong series. I think my job's safe.
Here's an unseen clip of accounts assistant Reuben
accounting for the previous night's shenanigans.
All right, what is up, guys? Erm, just woke up.
It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining.
It's gonna be a hot one, and I'm here with the boy, the man...
Good afternoon, good morning, whatever time it is.
..the myth, the legend. KONNOR LAUGHS
So, obviously, last night was really tough,
but you know me, I'm positive vibes,
so gonna try and get everyone in the villa back up,
positive vibes. Erm...
But other than that, keep moving, keep going, keep grafting.
Reuben, over and out.
Love that, Reuben, mate, love that. Oh, mate...
And today, you carry on with that fucking energy, we bring it.
Oh, mate. It's every day, mate.
CIARAN YELLS What is going on? What?
I'm actually here in real life with Ciaran. What is going on?
Oh, where's my phone? This is, like, the perfect picture to take.
I don't know whose phone this is, but I stole it. Smile.
Do them other way, Reuben. That way.
It's giving, like, mum, taking it the other way.
I prefer taking them in landscape.
It won't make it to the Insta with the landscape.
Oh, see, you're... HE CLICKS TONGUE
Look at that. Unbelievable. That's so jokes.
IAIN: Unbelievable. That's giving mum.
Yeah, yeah. We know what's coming now.
Nobody's gonna fall for this again. Or maybe they will.
Come back after the break to see...
That's what I'm gonna call you. Right, so, you've got layers.
Yeah. You're a fun guy.
OK. You're a "Funion".
I'm a Funion? Funion. Funion, I'll take it. Funion, yeah.
Sometimes, you just start saying things, do you know what I mean?
You don't even know what you're saying.
You just start saying things like "Funion".
Yeah, Funion.
IAIN STIRLING: And this is a show
where you get to see all of that gold.
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!
"Yes, yes! Yes, Reuben, Reuben, Reuben! Reuben, Reuben!"
Ladies, calm down. Please, calm down. Calm down.
We will get there, we will find love. Just have to believe.
IAIN: I believe in you, Reuben. Yes, and you, Josh.
Try not to slip up.
Whoa!
And you won't be able to resist. Pucker up, ladies!
If in doubt, you can use
the old "I don't know how to take photos" method.
Grace, you need to get in, babe.
I'm just showing Reuben, come on. Oh, OK.
Like this, like flat. Flat, just right there.
Literally hold it right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Funny one.
Oh, these are cute. Yeah, I like these.
I think these are cute. Thank you, Reubs.
No problem, ladies.
IAIN: And flash, bang, wallop, everything is good with the world.
Before the break, it looked like Ciaran was up to his old tricks.
Well, here's...
HE SHOUTS Fucking hell, you stupid boy!
Are you all right in the head?!
Oh, don't ever talk to me ever again. No!
IAIN: Predictable but still good.
Here's an unseen clip of Reuben keeping it "reals".
What is up, guys? And today, we've got the kissing challenge.
Boys, how are we feeling about it? Are we excited, are we not?
What's going on?
THEY CHEER
We are feeling good. What are you saying?
Love it.
Obviously, we are excited.
It's, you know, bit of bravado, bit of macho male competition.
Who can get the number one spot, who's got the most luscious lips.
But at the end of the day, it's not just about the anatomy,
it's about the technique, as well,
so maybe experience is a factor in it.
Hey, Reuben, can you show us your technique on camera
for the viewers?
My technique on the camera?
Well, I'll tell you what,
we'll kind of give it a little bit of a...
I'm more of a slow, sensual type, so I might go a bit...
THEY LAUGH
He's actually done it.
But anyway, we are excited, guys. Let's go, give it 100% energy.
May the best man win.
Let's go! THEY CHEER
IAIN: Thanks, Reuben.
If you could just take that energy into the bathroom
and make sure all the boys brush their teeth for the girls,
that would be great.
Fucking hell. Time to get some action, baby.
The thing about... I think everyone's gonna notice me anyway,
cos after every kiss, I'll be like, "Whoo!"
THEY LAUGH Whoo!
It's just a game, guys. It's just a game.
It's never just a game! This is real life!
Whoo! We are in the building, baby! We are back.
Ladies, look out. Kissing challenge.
IAIN: It was a game of kiss and tell, and the rules were simple.
The girls had to kiss,
and the boys had to tell us what they thought of it.
# Cos you changed The way you kissed me... #
IAIN: And they didn't hold back.
I'm gonna give it an eight out of ten.
It was nice and slow but a little bit sloppy.
Oh! GASPS
It was quite pokey, the kiss.
Score that a two out of ten, I can't lie.
Probably right that one three. GASPS
IAIN: And the winner's name was on everybody's lips.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes, I am top snogger.
Did I think it was going to happen? Yes, I did.
I had full confidence in myself.
I know I'm a great snogger, so easy one for me. Easy challenge today.
IAIN: But what you didn't get to hear
was what the girls thought of the boys' kisses.
Can we talk about Reuben? He's actually a good kisser.
Yeah, he is. Can you believe Ciaran and Sean rated me that low?
Mate, I didn't want to kiss you anyway.
Oi, do you know what?
Blade's a really nice guy but really bad kisser.
I didn't think he was ter...
He wasn't the best, but I didn't think he was terrible.
Joey's the worst for me, no offence.
Hugo was the worst for me.
Obviously, no offence, but I'm glad...
Yeah, there was too much wetness.
How crazy is that? We've all kissed every single boy in here.
IAIN: What? Are you lot taking the kiss?
Well, there's one boy you haven't kissed, and that's me.
Now, what is Ciaran up to? Oh, come on.
Not behind the door again, mate.
It's a well-known fact there was no life before meme culture,
so here's our resident content creator, Reuben,
to fill you in on references you might have missed
from back in the olden days.
In modern meme culture, you've got, like, an Alpha-male type.
Obviously, you've got Sigma and all that shit,
but, like, before you had that, it was a Chad.
You had a Chad and then a Beta. And then a Chad,
a Chad would be this big, like, strong guy.
And then you've got Gigachad, which is like the final boss of the Chads.
Like, literally remember seeing him walk in, and the first word which
came to mind, was like, "Bro, blood is Gigachad."
THEY LAUGH
Square chin, like, square chin.
Like this absolutely ripped fucking, like...
Basically like Johnny Bravo, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Essentially like...
I've heard some names, yeah.
Like, proper names, yeah, but not Gigachad.
DRAMATIC STING
And what were you calling Blade again?
The Gigachad. Gigachad.
You say it like Hercules?
But he's got that deep voice as well, like.
He sounds like a cartoon. Gigachad!
DRAMATIC STING
Blade even sleeps like a Gigachad.
DRAMATIC STING
Gigachad! THEY GIGGLE
IAIN: But unfortunately, time was up in the villa for Gigachad,
I mean Blade, as he, Hugo, Emma and Jess
all made a sharp exit from the villa.
ALL:Bye!
The Gigachad. THEY GIGGLE
Gone out the villa, but never forgotten
and won't be seen again.
The Gigachad! THEY GIGGLE
DRAMATIC STING
Oh, Ciaran's still there.
Oh, she's taking too long.
WHISPERING: No! Get down, Ciaran. She's coming!
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS It's time for...
Ooh!
Beach Hut Bonanza!
And this week, I asked our islanders...
What's this Beach Hut Bonanza about?
..for their favourite movie quotes.
Movie quotes? Oh, no! OK.
CLEARS THROAT Yeah, OK. I can do this.
Hey, I'm walking here!
Why so serious?
Shaggy? Scooby?
I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
I'll have what she's having.
Get these goddamn snakes of this goddamn plane!
It's Leviosa, not Leviosaaa.
Avadadada...
Expillius... Expatronus!
I am McLovin.
I can think of one from TOWIE. Is that bad?
I'm feeling lower than a worm's tit. I quite like that one.
My precious.
My precious! GIGGLES
Titanic. I'm the king of the world!
It's been 84 years!
HOARSE:Jack, come back! Come back!
Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me?!
I love a bit of Star Wars, so am gonna have to go with,
may the force be with you.
HEAVY BREATHING Luke, I am your father.
May the force be with you. GIGGLES
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
I'll be back.
I'll be back!
Hasta la vista, baby. Is it him that says that?
Don't worry now, Kitty don't bite, not now she's been fed.
And she walks away scratching her arse,
and I think what a fucking icon.
Get to the chopper.
LAUGHS
Get to the chopper.
LAUGHS
ET phone home.
That was not it.
WOBBLY:ET... I was trying to like... E-E-E.
You can't handle the truth.
Wazzap!
Ohana means family,
family means nobody gets left behind.
Adrian! CHUCKLES
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
All I know is he goes like that.
But I don't know what comes out of his mouth.
They call me Bond.
The name's Bond.
James Bond. PEW
Good evening, Miss Moneypenny.
And I am Iron Man.
IAIN: That's all for now from Beach Hut Bonanza.
Just give up, Ciaran.
CIARAN YELLS Fucking hell, Ciaran,
seriously, now, it's not even funny. CIARAN LAUGHS
No, genuinely, now, I'm not speaking to you.
I even looked behind the door to see if you... I thought you would have.
I even looked behind the door to see if you were there.
Caught you. Such a dickhead, like.
IAIN: Boo! Caught you.
Come back next time for some more Unseen Bits.
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