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IAIN STIRLING: Your Saturday night
Unseen Bits party starts here.

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We have everything we need to make
an exclusive event go with a bang.

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Great music...

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# Going for the ring
We're going for the peng... #

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..fancy dress...

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I think you need
to be Crocodile Dundee.

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..nibbles...

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Bon appetit.
..and dips.

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Expect VIP guests,
supermodels,

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and celebrity chefs.

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Konnor is such a good cook.

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You can smell the whiff
of excitement in the air -

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or is it fart?

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LAUGHTER
I love you, girl.

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Either way, belt up...

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I actually thought
I was wearing my belt.

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..for the journey of a lifetime...
Wallop.

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..as we are squeezing
every last drop of unseen action...

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Ew, it's a spider!

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..out of the last seven days.

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I'm going for a poo.

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It's gonna be reem.

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Er, doggy.
LAUGHTER

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This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.

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You either love the show
or you hate the show.

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How you doing, mate?
Nice to see you.

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I'm Sean.
What you doing here? I'm Ciaran.

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Joey.
Ciaran. Nice to meet you.

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I swear I've seen you before
somewhere. Familiar?

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Yeah. Oh, wait,
are you that boy from TOWIE?

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Yeah, that's the one, yes.
Right, OK. Yeah.

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Wait, are you that...
are you that Ciaran off Love Island?

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I think you are.

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Yeah, in and out sort of thing,
not full-time, but yeah.

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Sweet man? Er, TikTok?
Yes.

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You put lots of sweets together
and stuff?

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Pick and mix. Oh, wow, two... two...
Two for a tenner.

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Two for a tenner?!
That's good.

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That's a sweet job.
It's high demand, sweets.

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There's lots of people doing it,
and that's good for you, mate.

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Nice to meat you, anyway. Yeah,
nice to meet you. Cheers, boys.

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Yeah, hope it's a good night.

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I really hope
that's not on Unseen Bits tonight.

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IAIN STIRLING: It is now, lads.
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.

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# My heart
Only wants what it wants... #

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HE EXCLAIMS

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We're just like the main show
but hotter.

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TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!

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Oh, no.
Shit, I think my phone's too hot.

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It says "shutting down".
LAUGHTER

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IAIN STIRLING: What sort of clips
are we going for tonight, Joey?

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# We're going for the smart
The swag

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# We're going for the sick
We're going for the reem

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# We're going for the peng
What we saying? #

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Reem, baby! Yeah.
There's one word.

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You are going for the...
BOTH: ..reem!

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IAIN STIRLING: So, dive on in.

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LAUGHTER

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You can feel the buzz...

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No! No! Stop, let it out!

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SHOUTING
Oh, my God. Oi, Oi, Oi!

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..as we're going to make a splash...

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I'm going.
Josh, man. Josh!

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LAUGHTER,
ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

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Where you going? What the hell!
Josh!

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..and bring you all the best
crap chat. I mean "rap".

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# They don't know me
Only by affiliation

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# Don't chat to me
Cos I've got no patience... #

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CHEERING

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# I'm chilling your bacon... #
CHEERING

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# Don't get rude to me
Cos you don't like retaliation... #

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CHEERING INTENSIFIES,
LAUGHTER

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IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits.

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When you want to command control
over your fellow Islanders,

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the best solution is to
elevate yourself to a higher level.

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How's that beanbag
working out for you, Nicole?

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OK, guys, welcome
to today's bombing competition.

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Grace is gonna be the judge.

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OK, guys, so, today,
I'm looking at technique, splash,

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how much you look like
a little... Ball?

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This is serious, so take it
very serious. Very seriously.

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IAIN STIRLING: First up, it's
everyone's wet "reem", Joey Essex.

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Ready?
CHEERING

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Yeah! Oh, that was good.

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That was pretty decent.
Yeah.

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Slight slant, it was a big splash,
pretty all right technique.

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I would probably give that
about a seven.

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Decent.
Yeah!

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You were on the slant.
You were on the slant, not straight.

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Ladies, up next, Matilda.
APPLAUSE

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Go on, Tils! Do it for the girls.

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EXCLAMATIONS,
CHEERING

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That was a good splash.

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She tucked right in,
she went straight,

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she wasn't slanted.
I'm giving that a strong eight.

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CHEERING,
LAUGHTER

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JOEY: Wait, wait,
I know where this is going.

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LAUGHTER

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Right, up next
is the next Bombshell, Konn.

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Oh, yes, come on, Konnor!
Go on, Konnor. Come on, Konnor.

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KONNOR: We're gonna go hair out.
CHEERING

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Oh, he's going serious! Yes, Konnor!
JOEY: I know.

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CLAPPING,
EXCLAMATIONS

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JOEY: Yes!

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

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Yeah, but it was a bit slant.

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It was a bit slanted, but I think
that's the strongest one yet.

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What are we rating him?
What are we rating him, Grace? Nine.

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A nine. A nine?!
A nine, yeah. Whoa.

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Hey, guys, it's Nicole.
LAUGHTER

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NICOLE EXCLAIMS,
SHOUTS

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Go on, Nic!
CHEERING

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NICOLE SQUEALS
I'm giving that a ten.

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I'm giving that a ten.
JOEY: I'm gonna give you a ten.

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Love it.
Fab, Nicole, that was great.

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Love it, Nicole.
HE CHUCKLES

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That was a nine?
Yeah! Oh, my God.

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The technique was sick,
the splash was huge.

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She's tiny,
and she made a massive splash. Yeah!

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That was the politest bomb
I've ever seen.

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Ayo, if you get a ten,
you're gonna get this,

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you're gonna win, so I feel like you
need to pull this one out the bag.

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Do I come in as well, like, maybe,
like, five seconds afterwards,

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make it even bigger?

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But will I get disqualified
for that?

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That's wh... I don't know.
AYO LAUGHS

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But sometimes
it's good to break rules,

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sometimes it just works,
but we could get disqualified.

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EXCLAMATIONS

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NICOLE: Ayo!

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KONNOR: Go on, Ayo!

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CHEERING

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CHEERING INTENSIFIES

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Guys, hold on.

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KONNOR: He's done a good job on it.
Whoo! Get in, get in.

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It's got to go in.

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IAIN STIRLING: Guys, you all know
the swimming pool rules.

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Group bombings result in
immediate disqualification,

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although petting
is very much allowed.

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Love Island's about coupling up
and going the distance,

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and Konnor's trying to get
the measure of Jess.

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There she is. Top of that hill there
in a straight line... Yeah.

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..how many miles?

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100. Is that a good guess?

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SHE LAUGHS

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Me and Ciaran said
we reckon about three.

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300? No, three.
That's not three miles.

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I'd say maybe,
like, maybe, like, ten.

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How have you just gone from 100
to ten?!

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CHUCKLING: How?

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Matilda, have you answered
this question? What?

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So, if there was
a straight road, right,

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from here to the top of that hill
there,

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how many miles
do you reckon that would be?

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Er...

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100?

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Thank you! Girl math. Girl math.

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100? Girl math. Girl math.
Don't ever rely on girl math.

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I said 100. They said three miles.
That's so far away.

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Guys, do you know how short
ten miles is? I'd say 100 miles.

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It just seems that far, though.
I'm so confused.

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100 miles, you're probably, like...

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That's like from here to,
don't know, Australia.

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IAIN STIRLING:
No, Sean, you're wrong.

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Australia is just over that hill
- actual fact.

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It is a well-known fact among
the aviation migration community

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that the Love Island villa has the
best ecological habits for breeding,

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and the Mallorcan pink flamingos
have already begun

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their mating ritual,
which requires them to stand rigid.

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And like these elegant flamingos,

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our Islanders are blessed
with grace and poise.

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Or at least
Ayo is trying to get them to be.

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You're gonna walk straight down.
OK.

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Give me a little something.
OK. Ooh!

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And then, yeah, just strut your
stuff in front of everybody else.

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IAIN, AS FLAMINGOS: "Squawk!
'Strut your stuff,' he said."

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"Oh, this sounds fun.
And we've got a bird's-eye view."

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CHANTING

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IAIN SQUAWKS

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"That's the man who sells
those delicious pink prawns."

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Yes, Sean! Yes, Sean!
Come on!

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"Was that some kind
of mating dance?"

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CHEERING
Yes!

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"I like his pigeon chest, though."

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"Yeah, but he looks
like a right tit in those sliders."

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CHEERING

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GIRLS EXCLAIM

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"What's he doing? He looks like
he's trying to lay an egg!"

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CHEERING

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"Moves like that
will ruffle feathers."

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"Call yourself a catwalk?
This guy is krill-ing me."

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CHEERING
Go on, girl!

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CHEERING

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IAIN SQUAWKS
"What's with all these bird jokes?

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"Who do you think you are?
Iain 'Starling'?"

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Oh, my God. Wow, wow.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

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GIRLS EXCLAIM

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"So that's how they do it.

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"We've been doing it wrong,
standing around still for weeks.

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"I love you, Fifi.

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"Don't just stand there,
give us a peck."

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"I would, but my flipping legs
are welded onto the decking."

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Greece's ancient culture is the
foundation of Western civilisation

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and after his time in Malia,

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the Islanders want to tap
into Konnor's expert knowledge.

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Holiday rep,
give us our pornstar names.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
Hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Who would like to go first?
I feel like...

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How do you even work that out?
I'll start.

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I think mine would have to be
my favourite drink on a night out,

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so it would have to be
"Dark and Stormy". Ooh...

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Konnor, you've definitely
done this before.

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LAUGHTER

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This is one of his Malia questions!
This is one of your Malia questions!

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I'm gonna jump in there
and steal "Lollipop"

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before you, Sean, anyway,
because I'm allowed.

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Lick the Lollipop.
Like I've never heard that before.

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LAUGHTER
Here we are. "The Gobstopper".

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THEY EXCLAIM

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You're too good at that.
Yes, Kon! Oh, my...

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I feel like I've not got a...
"Cowgirl Jessy".

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I can do cowgirl... Yeah.
"Cowgirl Jessy". That's a good one.

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That actually suits you, as well.
OK.

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I wanna say, like, "Amazing Grace".
No, too bait. Too innocent, yeah.

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Could you do something
about, like, G spot?

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"G Spot". "G Spot."
ALL: "G Spot."

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"Rude Boy Reuben".
ALL: Nah.

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IAIN: Oh, Konnor,
that was more crap and corny

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than dark and stormy.

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Aw! I love it!

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Earlier in the week,

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we saw Nicole being treated
to this very romantic breakfast,

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and Ciaran using
his best Spanish phrases.

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Bon appetit.

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He just, honestly...

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00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,960
He surprises me every single day,
and I don't know how he does it.

237
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,960
That's where I come in, Nicole.
Let me explain.

238
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:59,480
Ciaran has three ingredients
for the perfect breakfast.

239
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,960
Cooking up another storm, Ciaran.

240
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,960
Firstly,
never forget the old saying -

241
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,160
"Too many Islanders spoil the eggs."

242
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,960
Why don't you cook in a pan?

243
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,800
Because I like doing it
in a saucepan.

244
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,960
And Nicole said my eggs were 10/10.
I did it Gordon Ramsay style.

245
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,960
Are you gonna tell Gordon Ramsay
to change it?

246
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,960
I'm not talking to Gordon.
But you're talking to someone

247
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,960
that's doing it like Gordon.
"Like."

248
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,960
Number two,
use Gordon's next-level ingredients.

249
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,960
Where's that ketchup gone, though?
Cos she loves ketchup.

250
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,000
She doesn't even know
I'm doing this.

251
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,960
Finally, when informing a guest
that their meal is ready,

252
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960
be more Gordon.

253
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,960
Can you please tell Nicole
to hurry the fuck up

254
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,160
and meet me in the den?
She's got to be quick.

255
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,960
Can you tell Nicole that she needs
to hurry up and go to the den? Den.

256
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,160
Ooh!
Interesting...

257
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,480
Oh, she needs to hurry the fuck up.
She doesn't...

258
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,320
I say, I tell her to get a move on,
and she just doesn't get a move on.

259
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,960
You need to hurry up
and go to the den.

260
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,960
I wanna do my hair.
I can't be going like this.

261
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,960
Fuck, if the coffee's cold,

262
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,960
then these eggs
are definitely freezing cold.

263
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,960
Kon, are you going
in the dressing room now? Yeah.

264
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,960
Tell Nicole to actually get out
and meet... To get a move on.

265
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,960
You're needed urgently.
Urgently! Urgently.

266
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,960
Can I just have two minutes?
Two minutes.

267
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960
What did she say?

268
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,960
She said two minutes, tops.
For what, though?

269
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,960
She's halfway through something
done with her hair, or something.

270
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,960
CIARAN GROANS

271
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,960
What, did you hear him?

272
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,960
He said, "Two minutes, tops."
"Argh, what?"

273
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,800
NICOLE LAUGHS
Can hear them in the den over there.

274
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,960
It's literally
scrambled egg on toast, love.

275
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,960
Just come and eat it
and go back in there.

276
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,480
I'm sat here like a muppet now,
aren't I?

277
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,960
Thank you, babe.

278
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,160
I've got to go and get...? Argh...

279
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,960
Coming! I'm coming!
Oh, my gosh.

280
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,960
Your shorts are nice.
Thank you.

281
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,960
Aw! I love it!

282
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,960
He absolutely smashed it, and
he knows it's my favourite, as well,

283
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,960
so, it's still, again,
the little things.

284
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,800
IAIN: It's the little things.

285
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:12,000
Cold eggs, cold coffee,
and heart-shaped ketchup.

286
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000
How romantic!

287
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,960
Here's a clip
of Josh trying to go to bed

288
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,320
but absolutely bottling it.

289
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,960
Aw, man, I need to get my bottle,
as well, man.

290
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,960
But...

291
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,960
IAIN STIRLING:
You know what they say -

292
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,960
"When life gives you lemons,
watch Unseen Bits."

293
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,640
Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm!

294
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,960
Oh!

295
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,000
We pluck out all the funny moments
from life in the villa.

296
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,960
You can experience
my first-ever white hair.

297
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,960
Don't pluck it!
It comes back in fours.

298
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,960
And what the fuck is that?

299
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,960
You want me to pull it?
Pull it.

300
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,960
Oh, my... God.

301
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960
Speaking of grey...

302
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,960
Ciaran, has anyone ever told you
that you look like Christian Grey?

303
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,800
Ooh!
Oh!

304
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,960
That is a unbelievable shout.

305
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,960
I used to go outside and play
when I was a kid,

306
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,800
so who's Christian Grey?

307
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,960
The guy out of...
Fifty Shades.

308
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,960
..Fifty Shades Of Grey.
Oh! Oh! Oh!

309
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960
Yeah?
Oh!

310
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,960
And there's never a grey day when
Reuben is sliding into your DM.

311
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,960
Ooh-ooh!
SCREAMING

312
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,960
Ooh-ooh!
Or side table.

313
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,960
Because here on Unseen Bits,
dreams really do come true.

314
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,960
Guys, I just wanna listen
to the Macarena.

315
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

316
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,960
# Que tu cuerpo
Es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena

317
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,480
# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena

318
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,960
# Hey Macarena, ay. #

319
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960
WHISTLING

320
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,960
Right, before we go any further,
we need to find out

321
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,960
if Josh ever found
that water bottle.

322
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,160
Aw, man, I need to get my bottle,
as well, man.

323
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,960
Well, here's...

324
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,640
REUBEN SCREAMS

325
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,960
REUBEN LAUGHS

326
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,960
Seems like Josh has even less bottle
than I thought.

327
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,960
The Amazing Spider-Man,
Incredible Hulk,

328
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,960
Thor, the God of Thunder...
Joey Essex.

329
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,960
Hm, doesn't sound as epic, does it?

330
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,960
If you could, like,
have any superpower, yeah? Mm.

331
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,320
What would you do?
What would you have?

332
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,960
I would say fly, but then again,
potentially, one day,

333
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,320
I probably will buy a jetpack,
so then I can fly anyway.

334
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,960
So that's pointless.
Then I would say mind-reading,

335
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,800
but I wouldn't really wanna
know what people... Nuh-uh. Ooh...

336
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,960
I reckon that'd be too much.

337
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,960
Mm-hm.
Cor, imagine mind-reading in here.

338
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,960
What you say about me?!
That's what I'm saying.

339
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,960
It'd be dangerous in here, yeah?

340
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,960
But do you know
what would be a sick one? Yeah?

341
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,960
To go invisible.

342
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,000
SEAN GASPS
Ooh... Imagine.

343
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,960
Where would you wanna be invisible?
If you could just slap your hands.

344
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,320
Maybe, like, when I'm in the middle
of, like, a argument.

345
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,320
Do you know what I mean?
Just disappear.

346
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,960
So when you're arguing with Jessy,
just... boom.

347
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,960
Or like that.
"Just one sec, babe." Just gone.

348
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960
That would be lit, wouldn't it?

349
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,800
Imagine people talking
about you around the villa,

350
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,960
and you're just next to them.

351
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,480
I'm standing there the whole time.

352
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,960
Everyone's chatting lyrics
about me, yeah? Here.

353
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,960
And I'm standing like this.
Yeah, just right here.

354
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960
Ding! And I go, "What you saying?"
"What's going on here?"

355
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,960
It's sick.

356
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
That is a proper superpower.

357
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
A lit superpower, invisible.
That'd be so sick. Yeah.

358
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,960
I think mine would be teleportation.

359
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960
Teleportation?
What, like, you could literally go,

360
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960
"Right, I wanna be
in Ibiza right now."

361
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,320
Boom, and you're...
Straight there.

362
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,960
Just think of all the time saved.

363
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,160
Don't have to fly. Mm.
No agg in airports. Mm.

364
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,320
So true. Pop to the shops whenever
you want for a pint of milk.

365
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,960
You'd save so much money
by doing that. Save so much money.

366
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,960
Fuel.
Fuel. Fuel.

367
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
No fuel.
No fuel. No fuel.

368
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,960
Fuel.
Fuel. Fuel.

369
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,000
No fuel. No fuel.
Fuel. No fuel.

370
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,960
No fuel. Fuel.
Fuel. No fuel.

371
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,960
It's a very good one.

372
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960
Phew-el! I'm glad that's over.

373
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,960
Wimbledon might be over,

374
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,960
but tennis fever
has taken over the villa...

375
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,960
BOTH: Welcome to Game Sex Match!

376
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,160
..and served up drama...

377
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,960
LOLLY: What is your partner's
favourite sex position?

378
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,960
Missionary.

379
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Er, doggy.
LAUGHTER

380
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,960
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on!

381
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,960
CHEERING

382
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,480
SCREAMING

383
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,960
..backhanded compliments...

384
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
If your partner
wasn't coupled up with you,

385
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
who would they be coupled up with?

386
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,960
Ciaran.
Ciaran!

387
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:34,960
We're having a foursome. What?

388
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,960
..and a little bit of love.

389
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,960
But here's some sets
you didn't get to see.

390
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,960
Couples, between you both,
who has the best dress sense?

391
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,960
Matilda, show us what you've got
for that one.

392
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
I've put me.

393
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,960
Sean...
Surely not.

394
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
Sean, let's have a look
what you've said.

395
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,160
Of course, I've put Matilda!
CHEERING

396
00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,000
I like how Sean dresses, but he does
wear shit shirts most nights.

397
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,960
I think I look amazing, personally.
You do.

398
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,960
You know, I rock a funky shirt,
and if you don't like it, then...

399
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:08,960
Oh. Go on.
Ooh!

400
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
Like it, or what?
I'm gonna still wear 'em!

401
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,960
LAUGHTER

402
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,160
Girls, what would you change
about your partner?

403
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:22,480
I put, "the way he acts sometimes.
Comments, like, being a lad."

404
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,960
I kept this one very vague,

405
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,960
but I just wrote
the word "comments".

406
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,960
I nearly put Eggy Boff down.

407
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,960
LAUGHTER

408
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,000
I'm afraid that's a
disqualification. It's too vague.

409
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,960
Nah, this isn't funny.

410
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960
If you're gonna do it,
do it properly.

411
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,640
Properly? Properly.
You want it proper? Proper.

412
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,160
LAUGHTER

413
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,960
SQUEALING

414
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,800
LAUGHTER

415
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,960
Grace, what have you put down?

416
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,960
So, I feel like
this one's a difficult one,

417
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960
but I have put "sweaty".

418
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,960
Just because
you are like a human radiator,

419
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,960
and whenever we have a cuddle
or we're around each other,

420
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,960
you sweat on me.

421
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,960
LAUGHTER

422
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960
Oh! Hey!
Sweat.

423
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,960
I am a very sweaty fellow.

424
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,960
LAUGHTER

425
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,960
IAIN: Roses are red,
those leaves are green, but...

426
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,960
If you were an animal,
what would you be?

427
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,960
Like, a poodle.
I could see you being a poodle.

428
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,160
You would be a poodle.

429
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,960
I feel like you'd be the poodle
that'd be in the vets every week.

430
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,480
Fresh trim, fresh everything.
GRACE LAUGHS

431
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,960
You'd be the one with, like...
You'd have a little pink bow.

432
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960
The white one with fluff
around its head and its tail.

433
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,960
You'd be carried in, like,
a Louis Vuitton carry bag.

434
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,960
Yeah, literally.
A pink little Louis bag.

435
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,960
THEY LAUGH
Ah...

436
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,960
That's so funny.
Oh, my God.

437
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,960
I think Ayo would be
a big, like, eight-legged spider.

438
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,960
Cos he's just, so, like...
Gangly. Wouldn't he, though? Yeah.

439
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,960
Yeah.
Those limbs go on forever.

440
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,960
What would Sean be
if he was an animal?

441
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,640
I think he'd be a sloth.
Do you?

442
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,480
Are they actually proper animals?

443
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,160
BOTH: A sloth?

444
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,960
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

445
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,960
What do you think it is?
I don't know. Just a meme?

446
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,960
A meme!

447
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,960
SHE LAUGHS

448
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,960
I don't know, I just never think
of them actually being an animal.

449
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,320
I've met a sloth before.

450
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,000
They're just like cartoons.
No, a sloth is a real thing.

451
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,960
A sloth is a real animal.
That's wild.

452
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Don't they live...?
Where do they live, sloths?

453
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,960
In the trees?
Yeah.

454
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,960
What is the purpose
of a sloth, though?

455
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,960
Be iconic.
Just be a sloth, innit? That's wild.

456
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,000
As if there's actually
an animal called "sloth". Yeah.

457
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,960
What animal would Reuben be?
Erm, let's have a look.

458
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,000
If you were an animal,
what do you reckon you'd be?

459
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,320
REUBEN: What animal I would be?
Come and sit down.

460
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,960
Ayo!
AYO: Yeah?

461
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,480
What animal do you think
you would be?

462
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,320
What animal?
Yeah, come.

463
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,960
I said you'd be
a big long-legged spider.

464
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,800
All right, thanks. Erm...

465
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,960
That's a actually good question.

466
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,960
What animal would you be?
You'd be, like, a sloth.

467
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,960
SHE LAUGHS

468
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,960
IAIN: Oh, Jessy hasn't noticed
the call-back.

469
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,960
She was a little "sloth"
on the uptake there.

470
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,960
LAUGHTER

471
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,960
Oi! What are you two laughing at?
I hate not being in on a joke.

472
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,960
Are you laughing at me?
Oh, I'm paranoid now.

473
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,960
Come back after
the break to find out...

474
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,960
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island Unseen Bits!

475
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:45,960
Ooh! Oh, my God!
Bro, that was so close.

476
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:50,000
Oh, so close.
Mate... I had it.

477
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,960
# I'm hungry, hungry, hungry... #

478
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,960
SHE LAUGHS

479
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,960
Take it out, pull it back...
Yeah, got it.

480
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,960
In here, things are -
I'm gonna say a massive word here -

481
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960
"mish-interpreted."

482
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,960
Is that how you...? I dunno.
Misinterpreted.

483
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,960
Whatever that one is.
Yeah, they are them ones.

484
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,960
IAIN: I know what you mean, Joey,

485
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,000
things are always "mish-interpreted"
in this place.

486
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,640
I love your belt.
Do you? I've had this...

487
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,960
THEY LAUGH

488
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,960
You're such a wanker.

489
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,960
I actually thought
I was wearing my belt.

490
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,960
He did this...
and he didn't have a belt on!

491
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,640
IAIN: This place
is like a human zoo.

492
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,960
What the frig? Didn't realise
there was a zebra in the garden.

493
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,960
Sorry, I didn't realise
there was a flamingo.

494
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,960
IAIN SQUAWKS

495
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,960
"Oh, Sean, unless you're screwed
to a wall or the decking,

496
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,320
"there's no room
for another flamingo around here."

497
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,960
THEY LAUGH

498
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,320
Before the break, this scene
made me shout into my microphone.

499
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,000
But what happened before?

500
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,960
It seems Nicole had a little secret
to share with Matilda.

501
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,960
TRUMP

502
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,960
Pfft!
LAUGHS

503
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,960
Did she fart?

504
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,960
Stay away, you fucking dirty man.

505
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,960
SHE LAUGHS

506
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,960
What's going on?

507
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,960
THEY LAUGH

508
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,480
IAIN: I reckon it was those
cold eggs Ciaran served you

509
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,960
for breakfast.

510
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,960
I don't know if anyone knows this,

511
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,960
but Joey Essex has been on
many reality TV shows.

512
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,960
Celebrity MasterChef
being one of them.

513
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,960
And I think Gregg Wallace
has tasked him with finding

514
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,000
the next contestants.

515
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,960
Jesus Christ!

516
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,960
Who was keeping an eye
on these chips?

517
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,960
Oh, shit, get 'em out.
Get 'em out! Get 'em out!

518
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Matilda!
Yeah! What's in the oven?

519
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,960
Erm, loads of... So many chips!
Loads of chips!

520
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:03,960
Oi, I'm coming in two secs.
OK.

521
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,480
Konnor is going on MasterChef.
I put these in. Did ya?

522
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,960
Joey thinks I'm going on MasterChef
because I put stuff in the oven.

523
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,960
Honestly,
Konnor is such a good cook,

524
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960
he cuts that pizza with love.
It's mad.

525
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,960
I've never seen anyone cut a pizza
with so much love.

526
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,960
Joey is like, "I know you just
put stuff in the oven,

527
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,960
"but the way you cut the pizzas,
you know?"

528
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,480
No, you do do them so well, though,
Kon, come on. Kon, come on now.

529
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,960
Kon, there's a space for you
on MasterChef, come on. Yeah? Yeah.

530
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,960
IAIN: Well, that's the next
Celebrity MasterChef sorted out.

531
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,960
But surely we need to come up with
some new reality shows

532
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,960
for you, Joey.

533
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,960
Well, luckily
the villa had the classic

534
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,960
Snog, Marry, Pie challenge
this week,

535
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,640
which gave me inspiration.

536
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,960
PHONE RINGS

537
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,960
Hello, big bosses of television,
Iain Stirling here.

538
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,960
No, don't hang up.

539
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,960
I'm just a little worried
that Joey hasn't been on

540
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,960
enough reality TV shows.

541
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,000
He is always clowning around,
so I've got a great idea for you.

542
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,640
# Feeling so good... #

543
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,960
It's called Love Pie-land.

544
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,960
It's Joey Essex with a load of cream
on his face.

545
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:14,960
Nicole has came over
and absolutely pied me full pelt.

546
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,160
IAIN: No, OK, I've got another one
for you - Celebs Go Pieing.

547
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,000
It's a classic example
of when clowning around

548
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,960
and courtship collide.

549
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,960
Wallop!

550
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:30,480
She then rubs it around like
it's some sort of like window wiper.

551
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,960
IAIN: How about Love Is Pie?

552
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,960
It is what it is.

553
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,960
IAIN: OK, what about
Say Yes To The Pie?

554
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,960
Respectfully or disrespectfully.

555
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,960
# I feel it all over me... #

556
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,000
That pie was the biggest pie
I have ever had.

557
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,960
I'm surprised
I haven't got whiplash.

558
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,640
Well done, Grace. That was sick.

559
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,960
Look at my ear, bro.
Oh, my God, man.

560
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,960
It's in my ear, like, proper,
I can't hear. Yeah.

561
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,960
IAIN: That's it, Joey,
cream in the ear.

562
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,960
It must be
The Only Way Is Ear-sex.

563
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960
No, Ear-stenders.

564
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,960
DIAL TONE
Hello, hello? Hello?

565
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,960
Oh, they must have lost reception
or something.

566
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,000
When I was younger,
I always said I wanted to be the guy

567
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,960
who says the line of voice-over

568
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,960
to tee up a conversation
between three women

569
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,960
in a villa in Mallorca.

570
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,960
And I'm living the dream!

571
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,960
What did you guys want to be
when you were younger?

572
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,320
I just wanted to be Britney Spears,
to be honest.

573
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,960
Did you?
You're giving Britney Spears.

574
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,960
You are giving Britney Spears
right now.

575
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,960
Current moment, it's giving Britney.
Yeah, I loved her growing up.

576
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,960
Listened to all her music. I just
thought she was, like, iconic.

577
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,960
She was. And so, like, sexy
and a vibe, and like...

578
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,960
I remember in primary school,
she was, like, it.

579
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,960
Yeah, she was just like it, girl.
Yeah.

580
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,320
So I wanted to be her.
What about you guys?

581
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,960
I wanted to be a princess.
Really? Yeah.

582
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,320
And then my first job was
as a princess,

583
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,960
so I ticked that box.
Was it? Did you dress up?

584
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,320
Yeah. So, I was at kids' parties and
events and charity events. Really?

585
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,800
And I was, like,
the Disney princesses.

586
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,960
So I was, like,
Belle, Anna, Elsa, Ariel.

587
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,960
And then I also did, like,
Minions and Olaf and stuff as well.

588
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,800
I wanted to be on Disney Channel.
Yeah, same, that was my thing.

589
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,960
However, I did all these things,
and I was so awful at it all.

590
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,800
It just never worked out.

591
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,160
One thing I've been good at
my whole life is chatting shit,

592
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,960
so this is perfect.
Yeah, literally. Me too.

593
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,960
Back off, Jessica.
Chatting nonsense is my job.

594
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,160
The producers thawed out
the challenge team once more

595
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,960
for a Villa game
which made all "hail" break loose

596
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,960
and put some couples on thin ice.

597
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,480
# Cos I'm cold as ice... #

598
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,960
"Snog the Islander
that is not your partner

599
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,960
"who you think would be
the most passionate in bed."

600
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,960
Oh!

601
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,640
Reasoning?
Obviously, Lola's new, and...

602
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,960
A good kisser.

603
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,960
Ooh!

604
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,960
But that was just
the tip of the iceberg.

605
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,960
Here are some bits
you didn't get to see.

606
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,960
Yeah, let's go!

607
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,960
Oh, Chr...
LAUGHTER

608
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,800
Are you stupid? I actually hate you.

609
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,640
I didn't even mean that.
Joey, I knew you were gonna do that.

610
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,960
"Nibble the ear of
the boy or the girl

611
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,960
"you would most like to have
sexy pillow talk with."

612
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,960
Can't choose you, but...
Oh!

613
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,160
Why don't you want to have
sexy pillow talk with me?

614
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,960
Ooh, la, la!

615
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,960
I think that me and Matilda would be
really good in bed together,

616
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,960
so that's why I nibbled her ear.

617
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,960
I agree. I second that, Nicki.
My peach.

618
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,960
"Kiss the forehead of the Islander

619
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,960
"who you think needs to think
more before speaking."

620
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,800
If I could kiss my own forehead,
I would probably do that. But...

621
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Reuben, it's you, mate.
You know it's you.

622
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,960
Bring it in, baby.
Mwah. Oh, my God. You're so sweaty.

623
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,000
Sweatin' hell.

624
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,960
LAUGHTER

625
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,160
Oh, Mimii!

626
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,480
"Poor pass - kiss an Islander
that's not your partner."

627
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,160
Let's go. Mwah, mwah, mwah.

628
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,640
Love you, babe.
Love you.

629
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,960
"You must have a three-way snog
with Islanders of your choice."

630
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:22,960
That's greedy.
I'll go Sean and Gracie.

631
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,320
CHEERING

632
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,960
Go on, Seanie, boy.
Look at Seanie's face!

633
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,160
Sean didn't want it to stop, really.

634
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,960
Like a kid in a candy shop.

635
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,960
I did have more ice puns
to round up this segment,

636
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,640
but it's completely slipped my mind.
How "frost-rating"!

637
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,960
No, stop! OK, can we show this clip?

638
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,960
But I'm not allowing you
to show the close-ups.

639
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,960
It's gonna have to remain
an unseen zit.

640
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,320
Does he have...?
Does he have any goodies, Nic?

641
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,800
Does he have any goodies?
What? On his back?

642
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,000
I've squeezed them all,
but you can have a look if you want.

643
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,800
Do you wanna come and have a look
on my back? Yes. Yes.

644
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,480
No, come and have a look
at mine first.

645
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,960
No, you've got none.
Look at mine first.

646
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,960
Look at mine first!
If there's none there,

647
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,960
you can look at Nicole's then.
He hasn't got many. I squeezed them.

648
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,320
Oh, please stop picking spots.
I can't... I love it.

649
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,960
I love having popped spots.
Go on, then.

650
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,960
I want to watch you.
Nicky, I did yours earlier.

651
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,160
I know, but I love it.

652
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,960
GASPING

653
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,960
Oh.
That was a good one.

654
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,960
Fucking get me to bed.

655
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,960
Still more to come, Nicole.

656
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,960
GASPING

657
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,960
Oh, go on, Matilda.
Get in there, girl.

658
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,960
HEAVY PANTING

659
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,960
Oh, is that actually a naughty one?
Is it? Yeah, a little bit.

660
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,960
I wanted to pop that one!
Fuck off.

661
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,960
Right, pop off, you lot.
It's time for a break.

662
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:03,960
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663
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664
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665
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666
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667
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668
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669
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,640
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670
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,320
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671
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,160
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672
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,960
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673
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,960
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674
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,960
HUMMING

675
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,160
I can just hear fucking crickets.

676
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,800
Or am I just hearing things?

677
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800
IAIN STIRLING:
Sorry, Lola, it's actually

678
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,960
a sleep meditation podcast
I'm listening to

679
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,960
called Tropical Paradise.

680
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,480
Let me turn it off and crack on
with the final part

681
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,000
of Love Island Unseen Bits!

682
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,960
The reality show which punches
above its weight

683
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,960
and our Islanders get so relaxed

684
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,960
they forget the cameras
are even there.

685
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,480
SHE GASPS

686
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,960
Oh, I've done that, I've done that.
Oh, my God.

687
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,320
Mate, my feet are actually
so crusty.

688
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,960
Right, I think I might go for
a poo. Safety.

689
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,960
IAIN: We bring you the best
"roar" footage from the villa.

690
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,960
ROAR

691
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,480
What was that growl?
Harriett, but I knew it.

692
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,480
SHE GROWLS

693
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,960
IAIN: But we ask
all the big questions.

694
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,960
What are you saying, Joey, boy?

695
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,960
What are you saying?
What are YOU saying?

696
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,000
What are you saying?
What are you saying?

697
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,160
No, but what are you saying?
What are YOU saying?

698
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,480
I know what I'm saying,
but what are you saying?

699
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,960
What are you saying, though?

700
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,960
Yeah, but what are you saying?
No take backs.

701
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,960
CRICKETS CHIRP

702
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,960
IAIN: And there's the crickets
again.

703
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,960
Let's crack on
with some more unseen bits.

704
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,960
TEXT ALERT

705
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,960
You know... Oi!
SHE GASPS

706
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,960
IAIN: Earlier in the week,
the Islanders received

707
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,960
an early morning text.

708
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,960
"It's time for you to get ready
and leave the villa,

709
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,960
"as you're off to
an exclusive party."

710
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,960
IAIN: I'm not sure how they felt
about it, though.

711
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,800
I am literally so excited
for a VIP party.

712
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,800
Leaving the villa!

713
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,960
THEY SCREAM

714
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,640
What the fuck is that about?

715
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,960
THEY SCREAM

716
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,960
THEY PAUSE,
THEN CONTINUE SCREAMING

717
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,960
SHE SCREAMS
Yes!

718
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,960
What you wearing?
Nothing, I'm wearing this.

719
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,320
No, what are you actually wearing?
I don't know, Nicole.

720
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,960
Probably just a shirt and shorts.

721
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,960
Shit shirt and shorts, or...?
At this rate, I'm joining you.

722
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,960
Can we borrow a shit shirt
and some shorts?

723
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,960
What do you want?

724
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,640
Do you want Crocodile Dundee,
Steve Irwin, Benidorm?

725
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,960
I think you need to be
Crocodile Dundee.

726
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,960
I'm so, so excited right now.
I'm so excited for us.

727
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,640
Ooh-ooh-ooh.

728
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,960
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

729
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,960
Right, let's fucking
get out of here.

730
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,960
Let's have it off!
Let's fucking have it!

731
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,960
IAIN: You're absolutely right,
Matilda.

732
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,160
The Vibe Club has one dress code
for the boys -

733
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,960
silly shirt, short shorts
and shiny white shoes.

734
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,960
# Just put your arms around me
Tell me everything's OK... #

735
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,960
IAIN: And to make sure
they were all dressed correctly,

736
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,960
let's slow this right down.

737
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:03,960
Oh, yes, lovely and shiny
white shoes.

738
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960
# Darlin', hold my hand

739
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,960
# Oh, won't you hold my hand?

740
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:15,960
# Cos I don't wanna walk on my own
Any more, won't you understand? #

741
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,640
IAIN: And the slo-mo dancing
was only broken up

742
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,480
by the arrival of
two new bombshells, Lola and Harry.

743
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,960
Hi!
Oh, my...

744
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,960
IAIN: Unbutton that shirt
right now, Harry,

745
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,800
or I'll have security
throw you out.

746
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,320
Well done on the white trainers,
though.

747
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,960
# Darlin' hold my hand... #

748
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,960
IAIN: And there was no slowing
the slo-mo down.

749
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:40,960
# Cos I don't wanna walk on my own
Any more, won't you understand? #

750
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,960
It went on so long,
even the sun went down.

751
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,960
# Cos I don't wanna walk alone... #

752
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,960
But once the queen of slo-mo herself
arrived...

753
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,000
CHEERING

754
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,480
Hello! Islanders, the party is over.

755
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,960
..things moved a lot faster
and Konnor and Lolly were dumped.

756
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,960
Lolly and Konnor,
could you please leave immediately?

757
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,640
I guess it's time to head back to
the villa with your new bombshells.

758
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,960
Back to the villa.

759
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,960
It's never just a bit of fun
in the sun, is it?

760
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,960
Wow. Some gaff.

761
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Tomorrow is a new day, boys.

762
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,960
Harry, you've got to get
your grafting boots on, boy.

763
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,960
IAIN: Never mind grafting boots,
get those shiny white trainers off,

764
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,960
it's a "no shoe
in the bedroom policy" here.

765
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,800
Here's an unseen clip of Reuben
trying to guess Joey's surname.

766
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:38,960
Maybe, like, Sussex.

767
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,960
Is that why you talk...?
It's literally English Lit.

768
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,960
It's just lit.
How do you talk like that?

769
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,320
Did you have "alu-clution" lessons?
Elocution. Elocution.

770
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,960
Elocution.
"Eloclution."

771
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,960
Just growing up in Surrey.
Why are you laughing?

772
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,480
What is it again?
El... Is it Ella?

773
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,960
Elo...
Oh, elo-cution. There you go.

774
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,960
Elocution. No, it ain't.
Elocution. Yes, it is.

775
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960
Growing up in Surrey, mate.
Little posh-o.

776
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,960
Mate, your wording is so sick,
so precise. Yeah.

777
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,960
You sound like a keyboard.

778
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:07,960
IAIN: Keyboard?

779
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,960
I've been practising my keyboard

780
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,960
ever since Jess Glynne
let me have a go the other day.

781
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,960
'Jess even let me play the piano
opening to Hold My Hand.

782
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,960
'It took me three weeks
to learn this

783
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:19,960
'because it is super complicated.'

784
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,960
And here is my very own
Reuben keyboard.

785
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,960
What do you think about this then,
Jess Glynne?

786
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,960
Whoo! Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo!

787
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,960
Oh-oh-oh, O-K.

788
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, O-K.

789
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,960
He-he-he-he.
He, he, he, he, he-he-he-he.

790
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,960
Can we put the eating on hold?
Hold, hold, hold.

791
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,960
Can we put the eating on hold?

792
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,960
Let's bring the good vibes.
Vibes, vibes, vibes.

793
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,960
Let's bring the good vibes.

794
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,960
Let's bring the... Whoo!
Let's bring the... Whoo!

795
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,960
Let's bring the... Whoo!
Oh-oh-oh...

796
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,960
Let's bring the... Whoo!
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh...

797
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,960
I don't, I don't, I don't...
I don't take myself too seriously.

798
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,960
Bring the... bring the...
bring the...

799
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,960
Put the eating on hold...

800
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,960
Bring the... bring the...
bring the... He-he-he...

801
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,320
He-he-he...
Bring the... bring the...

802
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,000
Love Island 2024, baby!

803
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,960
Whoo!

804
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,320
I thoroughly enjoyed
that experience.

805
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,960
I'll wait to hear from
you and your management, Jess.

806
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,960
Here's an unseen bit of Grace

807
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,960
attempting to tell a joke
I told her earlier.

808
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,640
It's not... You know. He was like...

809
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,800
This is actually really funny
cos duh-duh-duh,

810
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,960
and you can't...
He was like...

811
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Hear it. Hear it.
You know what I'm trying to say?

812
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,960
He was like,
"That's not how it was at all."

813
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,160
And he was like... I was... What?

814
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,960
Oh, my God!
Look at that fucking spider!

815
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,960
Where?
Up there.

816
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,480
SCREAMING

817
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,960
Oh, dear, Grace.

818
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,960
It looks like you're being heckled
by an eight-legged audience member,

819
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,960
which can only mean one thing -
it's...

820
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,960
IAIN WINCES

821
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,960
My head's not turning.
And my heart is with you.

822
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,960
Oh, my God. What the fuck?

823
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,000
JOEY GASPS

824
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,960
Saved you.
Thanks.

825
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,960
SHE SCREAMS

826
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,960
Oh, my God. Ew! It's a spider.

827
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,960
BOTH SCREAM

828
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,960
That jumped on my neck!
What the fuck?!

829
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,960
I can walk round the club
and be in love

830
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,960
with three different girls
in about ten minutes.

831
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,960
Oh, yeah, exactly. There you go.
Soon as I get in here, I can't...

832
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,960
Fuck. I don't like things that flap.

833
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,960
SHE LAUGHS

834
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,960
What is...?

835
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,960
Babe. Babe, what's on your leg?
No! Get it off! Get it off!

836
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,960
BUZZING

837
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,960
Erm, but he was like,
"Would you be open to like...?"

838
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,960
There's a spider on your chest!
Where? Where? Where?

839
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,960
Where? Where was it?
It was on your chest.

840
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,960
It literally crawled
over your chest. Was it big?

841
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,960
Where's it gone?

842
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,960
I fucking hate
when that shit happens.

843
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,960
I hate screaming and stuff.
Fuck that shit.

844
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,960
I'm so fucking scared.
Ugh!

845
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,960
It's time for...

846
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,960
Hello!

847
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,960
And this week, I asked our Islanders
what their icks were.

848
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,960
Oh, my God. I've got so many icks.

849
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,320
HE BURPS

850
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,960
When their mam makes their
packed lunch for work the next day.

851
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Like, you can't even make
a packed lunch. Come on now.

852
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,320
HE GASPS

853
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,960
So, this is something Nicole does.

854
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,960
It doesn't put me off,
but I do find it weird.

855
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,960
Baggy boxers.
I just think they're just not it.

856
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:48,480
When she has a canned drink,
she doesn't open it all the way.

857
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:52,800
She just breaks it, pops it enough
so all the gas is gone

858
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,960
and then, like,
sucks the can to drink it.

859
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,960
Emojis that are just cringe.

860
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,960
If, like, a girl has a clipboard,
you know you're in for a long day.

861
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,960
I feel like that's an ick,
being very like... like that.

862
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,960
I don't like the monkeys.
I don't like the kissing.

863
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,960
You know the kissing one
that, like, blows a kiss.

864
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,960
I do not like that emoji.

865
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,480
There's just certain words
people are shortening

866
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,960
that you don't need to shorten.

867
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,960
I just don't understand that.
Just, like, say it.

868
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,960
Boys and white jeans. Yuck.

869
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Nah.

870
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:26,000
If I come out of the dressing room
and saw Sean in ripped white jeans,

871
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I would have to re-couple, I think.

872
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,960
Men wearing flip-flops.
I don't really know why

873
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,480
you've got that in between
your big toe and little toe.

874
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,960
Bad hair extensions,
for me, probably.

875
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,960
You know, I don't really
wanna be walking round

876
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,960
and having to see the clip
hanging out of your head.

877
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,800
I absolutely hate it when boys
own pyjamas and dressing gowns.

878
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,960
It's just such an ick for me.

879
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,960
You know, like,
the stripy pyjama bottoms.

880
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,640
It's just a massive no-go for me.

881
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,960
Men in a bath.

882
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,640
They've got hairy feet
sticking out at the end.

883
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,960
Always no bubbles with them.
And everything floats.

884
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,960
Please, no. No, no, no.

885
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,960
The candyman sweets. I love them,
they worked for me. I'm here.

886
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,960
However, it is an ick
that he gives them

887
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,960
to every single girl that he meets.

888
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,960
Yeah, give them the worst sweet.
He has to give them liquorice

889
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,960
because, like,
if you like liquorice,

890
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,960
then that's an ick in itself.

891
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,960
If you like liquorice
as your favourite sweet,

892
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,960
I'm sorry, it's a no-go.

893
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:23,960
I'm a walking ick.

894
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:28,960
I sing, I dance, I do everything.
I'm just... I'm a show.

895
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,800
And you either love the show,
or you hate the show.

896
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,960
See you all next time
for some more...

897
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,960
Right, that's it for Unseen Bits.
Off to bed, you lot.

898
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,960
# After a long day in the Villa

899
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,960
# Lots of arguments and fights

900
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,960
# In here with Mimii and Matilda

901
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:03,960
# And we're gonna have a good night

902
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:08,960
# It's time for us to sleep
Sleep

903
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,160
# But before we go
Go

904
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,960
# We're gonna brush our teeth
Teeth

905
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:21,960
# And put on a show
Show... #

906
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,160
HE IMITATES BEAT DROP

907
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,960
# Here we go, here we go... #

908
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,960
No, stop that. I said bed.
We haven't got any more time.

909
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,960
It's the end of the show!
Bye, y'all!

910
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,960
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