1 00:00:07,190 --> 00:00:10,190 IAIN STIRLING: Your side of the Unseen Bits party starts here. 2 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:14,470 We have everything we need to make an exclusive event go with a bang. 3 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:16,230 Great music... # We're going for the sick 4 00:00:16,270 --> 00:00:17,310 # We're going for the ring 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,870 # We're going for the peng... # ..fancy dress... 6 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:21,710 I think you need to be Crocodile Dundee. ..nibbles... 7 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,350 Bon appetit. ..and dips. 8 00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:30,790 Expect VIP guests, supermodels and celebrity chefs. 9 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:33,270 Konnor is such a good cook. 10 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:36,230 You can smell the whiff of excitement in the air - 11 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,670 or is it fart? 12 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:38,870 LAUGHTER I love you, girl. 13 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:40,790 Either way, belt up... 14 00:00:40,830 --> 00:00:42,230 I actually thought I was wearing my belt. 15 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:44,430 ..for the journey of a lifetime... Wallop. 16 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:48,630 ...as we are squeezing every last drop of unseen action... 17 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:50,470 Ew, it's a spider! SCREAMING 18 00:00:50,510 --> 00:00:54,190 ..out of the last seven days. I'm going for a poo. 19 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:57,550 It's gonna be reem. LAUGHTER 20 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,310 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 21 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:02,710 You either love the show or you hate the show. 22 00:01:18,470 --> 00:01:19,710 How you doing, mate? Nice to see you. 23 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:20,670 SEAN LAUGHS I'm Sean. 24 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:21,830 What you doing here? I'm Ciaran. 25 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:22,910 Joey. Ciaran. Nice to meet you. 26 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:24,230 I swear I've seen you before somewhere. 27 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:25,590 Familiar? Yeah. I thought I'd seen you... 28 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:28,110 Oh, wait, are you that boy from TOWIE? 29 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:29,750 Yeah, that's the one, yes. Right, OK. Yeah. 30 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:33,430 Wait, are you that... are you that Ciaran off Love Island? 31 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:35,550 I think you are. 32 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:37,630 Yeah, in and out sort of thing, not full-time, but yeah. 33 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:40,030 Sweet man? Er, TikTok? Yes. 34 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:42,110 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you put lots of sweets together and stuff? 35 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:44,070 Pick and mix. Oh, wow, two... two... Two for a tenner. 36 00:01:44,110 --> 00:01:46,230 Two for a tenner?! That's good. 37 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:49,150 That's a sweet job. It's high demand, sweets. 38 00:01:49,190 --> 00:01:51,590 There's lots of people doing it, and that's good for you, mate. 39 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:53,670 Well, nice to me, anyway. Yeah, nice to meet you. Cheers, boys. 40 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:59,190 Cheers. Cheers, yeah. Yeah, hope it's a good night. 41 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:01,750 I really hope that's not on Unseen Bits tonight. 42 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:06,270 IAIN STIRLING: It is now, lads. Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 43 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:09,230 # My heart Only wants what it wants... # 44 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:12,110 HE EXCLAIMS 45 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:14,790 We're just like the main show but hotter. 46 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,070 TEXT ALERT I've got a text! 47 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:20,910 Oh, no. Shit, I think my phone's too hot. 48 00:02:20,950 --> 00:02:24,590 It says "shutting down". LAUGHTER 49 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:27,990 IAIN STIRLING: What sort of clips are we going for tonight, Joey? 50 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,630 # We're going for the smart We're going for the swag 51 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:31,230 # We're going for the sick We're going for the reem 52 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:33,310 # We're going for the peng What we saying? # 53 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:36,110 Reem, baby! Yeah. There's one word. 54 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:39,510 You are going for the... BOTH:..reem! 55 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:42,350 IAIN STIRLING: So, dive on in. 56 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:50,350 LAUGHTER 57 00:02:50,390 --> 00:02:53,190 You can feel the buzz... 58 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:56,150 SHOUTING No! No! Stop, let it out! 59 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:58,590 Oh, my God. Oi, Oi, Oi! 60 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:01,230 ..as we're going to make a splash... 61 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:03,430 I'm going. Josh, man. Josh! 62 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:05,790 LAUGHTER, ALL SPEAK AT ONCE 63 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,510 Where's he going? Where's he going? 64 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:08,550 Where you going? What the hell! 65 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:09,550 Josh! LAUGHTER 66 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:12,950 ..and bring you all the best crap chat. I mean "rap". 67 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,230 # They don't know me Only be affiliation 68 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:16,790 # Don't chat to me Cos I've got no patience... # 69 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,790 CHEERING 70 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,670 # I'm chilling your bacon... # CHEERING 71 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:24,150 # Don't get rude to me Cos you don't like retaliation... # 72 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:26,310 CHEERING INTENSIFIES, LAUGHTER 73 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:31,510 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits. 74 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:34,430 When you want to command control over your fellow Islanders, 75 00:03:34,470 --> 00:03:36,350 the best solution is to elevate yourself to a higher level. 76 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,750 How's that beanbag working out for you, Nicole? 77 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:46,190 OK, guys, welcome to today's bombing competition. 78 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:47,470 Grace is gonna be the judge. 79 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:51,390 OK, guys, so, today, I'm looking at technique, splash, 80 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:56,390 how much you look like a little... Ball? 81 00:03:56,430 --> 00:04:00,470 This is serious, so take it very serious. Go very seriously. 82 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:01,750 IAIN STIRLING: First up, 83 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:04,830 it's everyone's wet "rheem", Joey Essex. 84 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,470 Ready? CHEERING 85 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:11,230 CHEERING Yeah! Oh, that was good. 86 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,990 That was pretty decent. Yeah. 87 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:16,030 Slight slant, it was a big splash, pretty all right technique. 88 00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:18,390 I would probably give that about a seven. 89 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:21,670 Decent. Yeah! 90 00:04:21,710 --> 00:04:23,590 You were on the slant. You were on the slant, not straight. 91 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,750 Ladies, up next, Matilda. APPLAUSE 92 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:28,430 Go on, Tils! Do it for the girls. 93 00:04:28,470 --> 00:04:36,910 EXCLAMATIONS, CHEERING 94 00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:38,910 That was a good splash. 95 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:40,670 She tucked right in, she went straight, 96 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:43,430 she wasn't slanted. I'm giving that a strong eight. 97 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:46,470 CHEERING, LAUGHTER 98 00:04:46,510 --> 00:04:48,710 JOEY: Wait, wait, I know where this is going. 99 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,670 LAUGHTER 100 00:04:50,710 --> 00:04:53,350 Right, up next is the next Bombshell, Konn. 101 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:56,350 Oh, yes, come on, Konnor! Go on, Konnor.Come on, Konnor. 102 00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:59,470 KONNOR: We're gonna go hair out. CHEERING 103 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:02,670 Oh, he's going serious! Yes, Konnor! JOEY: I know. 104 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:09,270 CLAPPING, EXCLAMATIONS 105 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,150 JOEY: Yes! 106 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:14,910 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 107 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:17,150 SHE LAUGHS Yeah, but it was a bit slant. 108 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:20,390 It was a bit slanted, but I think that's the strongest one yet. 109 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:23,590 What are we rating him? What are we rating him, Grace? Nine. 110 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:27,310 A nine. A nine?! A nine, yeah. Whoa. 111 00:05:27,350 --> 00:05:30,150 Hey, guys, it's Nicole. LAUGHTER 112 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:35,950 NICOLE EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS 113 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:39,710 Go on, Nic! CHEERING 114 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,910 NICOLE SQUEALS I'm giving that a ten. 115 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:44,670 I'm giving that a ten. JOEY: I'm gonna give you a ten. 116 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,070 Love it. Fab, Nicole, that was great. 117 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:48,750 Love it, Nicole. HE CHUCKLES 118 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:52,030 That was a nine? Yeah! Oh, my God. 119 00:05:52,070 --> 00:05:54,510 The technique was sick, the splash was huge. 120 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:57,150 She's tiny, and she made a massive splash. Yeah! 121 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,110 That was the politest bomb I've ever seen. 122 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,310 Ayo, if you get a ten, you're gonna get this, 123 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:05,670 you're gonna win, so I feel like you need to pull this one out the bag. 124 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:09,790 Do I come in as well, like, maybe, like, five seconds afterwards, 125 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:10,910 make it even bigger? 126 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:13,670 But will I get disqualified for that? 127 00:06:13,710 --> 00:06:15,590 That's wh... I don't know. AYO LAUGHS 128 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,110 But sometimes it's good to break rules 129 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:19,630 cos sometimes it just works, but I don't know. 130 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:20,950 We could get disqualified. Yeah. 131 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:25,870 EXCLAMATIONS NICOLE:Ayo! 132 00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:29,030 KONNOR: Go on, Ayo! CHEERING 133 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:34,710 CHEERING INTENSIFIES Guys, hold on. 134 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,750 SCREAMING 135 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:38,550 KONNOR: He's done a good job on it. Whoo!Get in, get in. 136 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:41,870 It's got to go in. 137 00:06:41,910 --> 00:06:43,790 IAIN STIRLING: Guys, you all know the swimming pool rules. 138 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:46,750 Group bombings result in immediate disqualification, 139 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:50,830 although petting is very much allowed. 140 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:58,790 Love Island's all about coupling up and going the distance, 141 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:03,510 and Konnor's trying to get the measure of Jess. 142 00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:07,230 There she is. Top of that hill there in a straight line... Yeah. 143 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:13,990 ..how many miles? 100. Is that a good guess? 144 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:18,230 SHE LAUGHS 145 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,790 Me and Ciaran said we reckon about three. 146 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:23,310 300? No, three. That's not three miles. 147 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:26,870 I'd say maybe, like, maybe, like, ten. 148 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:30,150 How have you just gone from 100 to ten?! 149 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:32,550 CHUCKLING:How? 150 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:35,590 Matilda, have you answered this question? What? 151 00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:38,230 So, if there was a straight road, right, 152 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:39,910 from here to the top of that hill there, 153 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:41,390 how many miles do you reckon that would be? 154 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:51,430 Er... Er... 100? Thank you! Girl math. Girl math. 155 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:56,190 100? Girl math. Girl math. Don't ever rely on girl math. 156 00:07:56,230 --> 00:08:00,350 I said 100. They said three miles. That's so far away. 157 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:02,830 Guys, do you know how short ten miles is? I'd say 100 miles. 158 00:08:02,870 --> 00:08:10,190 It just seems that far, though. I'm so confused. 159 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:11,430 100 miles, you're probably, like... 160 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:15,830 That's like from here to, don't know, Australia. 161 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,150 IAIN STIRLING: No, Sean, you're wrong. 162 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:20,030 Australia is just over that hill - actual fact. 163 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:27,550 It is a well-known fact among the aviation migration community 164 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:32,310 that the Love Island villa has the best ecological habits for breeding, 165 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:35,670 and the Mallorcan pink flamingos have already begun 166 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,670 their mating ritual, which requires them to stand rigid. 167 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:40,710 And like these elegant flamingos, 168 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,550 our Islanders are blessed with grace and poise. 169 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:47,510 Or at least Ayo is trying to get them to be. 170 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:50,630 You're gonna walk straight down. OK. 171 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,670 Give me a little something. OK. Ooh! 172 00:08:52,710 --> 00:08:53,830 And then, yeah, just strut your stuff 173 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:56,310 in front of everybody else. 174 00:08:56,350 --> 00:08:58,550 IAIN, AS FLAMINGOS: "Squawk! 'Strut your stuff,' he said." 175 00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:03,590 "Oh, this sounds fun. And we've got a bird's-eye view." 176 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:07,830 CHANTING 177 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:08,990 IAIN SQUAWKS 178 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:12,230 "That's the man who sells those delicious pink prawns." 179 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:16,190 Yes, Sean! Yes, Sean! Come on! 180 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:18,550 "Was that some kind of mating dance?" 181 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,950 CHEERING Yes! 182 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:22,350 "I like his pigeon chest, though." 183 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:26,110 "Yeah, but he looks like a right tit in those sliders." 184 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,990 CHEERING 185 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:33,270 GIRLS EXCLAIM 186 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:36,030 "What's he doing? He looks like he's trying to lay an egg!" 187 00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:39,830 CHEERING 188 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,510 "Moves like that will ruffle feathers." 189 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:46,430 "Call yourself a catwalk? This guy is krill-ing me." 190 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:48,630 CHEERING Go on, girl! 191 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:52,390 CHEERING 192 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:55,750 IAIN SQUAWKS "What's with all these bird jokes? 193 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:59,390 "Who do you think you are? Iain 'Starling'?" 194 00:09:59,430 --> 00:10:03,550 Oh, my God. Wow, wow. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 195 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,870 GIRLS EXCLAIM 196 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:09,030 "So that's how they do it. 197 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:11,310 "We've been doing it wrong, standing around still for weeks. 198 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,990 "I love you, Fifi. 199 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,310 "Don't just stand there, give us a peck." 200 00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:17,950 "I would, but my flipping legs are welded onto the decking." 201 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,950 Greece's ancient culture is the foundation of Western civilisation 202 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:27,270 and after his time in Malia, 203 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:31,270 the Islanders want to tap into Konnor's expert knowledge. 204 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,790 Holiday rep, give us our pornstar names. 205 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:36,830 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Hoo-hoo-hoo! 206 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,470 Who would like to go first? I feel like... 207 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:41,190 How do you even work that out? I'll start, I'll start. 208 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,150 I think mine would have to be my favourite drink on a night out, 209 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,510 so it would have to be "Dark and Stormy". 210 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:45,950 ALL:Ooh... 211 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:47,790 Konnor, you've definitely done this before. 212 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,550 LAUGHTER 213 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:51,830 This is one of his Malia questions! This is one of your Malia questions! 214 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:54,790 I'm gonna jump in there and steal "Lollipop" 215 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,430 before you, Sean, anyway, because I'm allowed. 216 00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:59,510 Lick the Lollipop. Like I've never heard that before. 217 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,430 LAUGHTER 218 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:03,390 Here we are, ready? "The Gobstopper". 219 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,830 THEY EXCLAIM 220 00:11:05,870 --> 00:11:09,430 You're too good at that. Yes, Kon! Oh, my... 221 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:12,350 I feel like I've not got a... "Cowgirl Jessy". 222 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:14,950 I can do cowgirl... Yeah. "Cowgirl Jessy". That's a good one. 223 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:16,230 That actually suits you, as well. OK. 224 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:21,030 I wanna say, like, "Amazing Grace". No, too bait. Too innocent, yeah. 225 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:22,510 Could you do something about, like, G spot? 226 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:24,190 "G Spot". "G Spot." ALL:"G Spot." 227 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:27,830 "Rude Boy Reuben". ALL:Nah. 228 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:32,190 IAIN: Oh, Konnor, that was more crap and corny 229 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:34,350 than dark and stormy. 230 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,350 Aw! I love it! 231 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:42,830 Earlier in the week, 232 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,870 we saw Nicole being treated to this very romantic breakfast, 233 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:48,110 and Ciaran using his best Spanish phrases. 234 00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,270 Bon appetit. 235 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:50,990 He just, honestly... 236 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:54,950 He surprises me every single day, and I don't know how he does it. 237 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,350 That's where I come in, Nicole. Let me explain. 238 00:11:57,390 --> 00:12:01,230 Ciaran has three ingredients for the perfect breakfast. 239 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,190 Cooking up another storm, Ciaran. 240 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:04,990 Firstly, never forget the old saying - 241 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:07,870 "Too many Islanders spoil the eggs." 242 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:09,310 Why don't you cook in a pan? 243 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:11,430 Because I like doing it in a saucepan. 244 00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:15,350 And Nicole said my eggs were 10/10. I did it Gordon Ramsay style. 245 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,750 This is how Gordon Ramsay does it, mate. 246 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,190 Are you gonna tell Gordon Ramsay to change it? 247 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,790 I'm not talking to Gordon. 248 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,750 But you're talking to someone that's doing it like Gordon. "Like." 249 00:12:22,790 --> 00:12:26,550 Number two, use Gordon's next-level ingredients. 250 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:29,310 Where's that ketchup gone, though? Cos she loves ketchup. 251 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,070 She doesn't even know I'm doing this. 252 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:38,310 Finally, when informing a guest that their meal is ready, 253 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:40,310 be more Gordon. 254 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:41,950 Can you please tell Nicole to hurry the fuck up 255 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:44,150 and meet me in the den? She's got to be quick. 256 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:48,910 Can you tell Nicole that she needs to hurry up and go to the den? Den. 257 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:50,590 Ooh! Interesting... 258 00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:53,270 Oh, she needs to hurry the fuck up. She doesn't... 259 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,030 I say, I tell her to get a move on, and she just doesn't get a move on. 260 00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:58,550 You need to hurry up and go to the den. 261 00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:01,110 I wanna do my hair. I can't be going like this. 262 00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:05,950 Fuck, even the coffee's cold, 263 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,630 and these eggs are definitely freezing cold. 264 00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,910 Kon, are you going in the dressing room now? Yeah. 265 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:18,990 Tell Nicole to actually get out and meet... To get a move on. 266 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:23,670 You're needed urgently. Urgently!Urgently. 267 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:25,670 Can I just have two minutes? Two minutes. 268 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,710 What did she say? 269 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,630 She said two minutes, tops. For what, though? 270 00:13:29,670 --> 00:13:33,030 She's halfway through something done with her hair, or something. 271 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,790 CIARAN GROANS 272 00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:36,950 What, did you hear him? 273 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,790 He said, "Two minutes, tops." "Argh, what?" 274 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:41,190 NICOLE LAUGHS Can hear them in the den over there. 275 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:44,110 It's literally scrambled egg on toast, love. 276 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:48,670 Just come and eat it and go back in there. 277 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:50,230 I'm sat here like a muppet now, aren't I? 278 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,630 Thank you, babe. 279 00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:54,190 I've got to go and get...? Argh... 280 00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,670 Coming! I'm coming! Oh, my gosh. 281 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,430 Your shorts are nice. Thank you. 282 00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,350 Aw! I love it! 283 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:06,550 He absolutely smashed it, and he knows it's my favourite, as well, 284 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:08,950 so, it's still, again, the little things. 285 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:10,350 IAIN: It's the little things. 286 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:14,310 Cold eggs, cold coffee, and heart-shaped ketchup. 287 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,910 How romantic! 288 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,670 Here's a clip of Josh trying to go to bed 289 00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,990 but absolutely bottling it. 290 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,790 Aw, man, I need to get my bottle, as well, man. 291 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:35,110 But... 292 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,680 IAIN STIRLING: You know what they say - 293 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,880 "When life gives you lemons, watch Unseen Bits." 294 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,160 Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! 295 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,760 Oh! 296 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,000 We pluck out all the funny moments from life in the villa. 297 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,080 You can experience my first-ever white hair. 298 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,040 Don't pluck it! It comes back in fours. 299 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,440 And what the fuck is that? 300 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,760 You want me to pull it? Pull it. 301 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,760 Oh, my... God. 302 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,240 Speaking of grey... 303 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,960 Ciaran, has anyone ever told you that you look like Christian Grey? 304 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,320 Ooh! Oh! 305 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,920 That is a unbelievable shout. 306 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,400 I used to go outside and play when I was a kid, 307 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,400 so who's Christian Grey? 308 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,960 The guy out of... Fifty Shades. Fifty Shades. 309 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,120 ..Fifty Shades Of Grey. Oh! Oh! Oh! 310 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,400 Yeah? Oh! 311 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,800 And there's never a grey day when Reuben is sliding into your DM. 312 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,200 Ooh-ooh! SCREAMING 313 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,720 Or side table. 314 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,320 Because here on Unseen Bits, dreams really do come true. 315 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,360 Guys, I just wanna listen to the Macarena. 316 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,600 # Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena 317 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,680 # Que tu cuerpo Es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena 318 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,840 # Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena 319 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,440 # Hey Macarena, ay. # 320 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:56,080 WHISTLING 321 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,680 Right, before we go any further, we need to find out 322 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,800 if Josh ever found that water bottle. 323 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,440 Aw, man, I need to get my bottle, as well, man. 324 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,920 Well, here's... 325 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,520 REUBEN SCREAMS 326 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,600 REUBEN LAUGHS 327 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:17,000 Seems like Josh has even less bottle than I thought. 328 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,200 The Amazing Spider-Man, Incredible Hulk, 329 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,520 Thor, the God of Thunder... Joey Essex. 330 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,440 Hm, doesn't sound as epic, does it? 331 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,840 If you could, like, have any superpower, yeah? Mm. 332 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,440 What would you do? What would you have? 333 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,920 I would say fly, and I would say fly, 334 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,160 but then again, potentially, one day, 335 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,000 I probably will buy a jetpack, so then I can fly anyway. 336 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,040 LAUGHTER So that's pointless. 337 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,320 Like, then I would say mind-reading, 338 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,160 but I wouldn't actually really wanna know what people... 339 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,600 Nuh-uh. Ooh... I reckon that'd be too much. 340 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,200 Mm-hm. Cor, imagine mind-reading in here. 341 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,080 What you say about me?! That's what I'm saying. 342 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,960 It'd be dangerous in here, yeah? 343 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,640 But do you know what would be a sick one? Yeah? 344 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,240 To go invisible. 345 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,720 SEAN GASPS Ooh... Imagine. 346 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,080 Where would you wanna be invisible? If you could just slap your hands. 347 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,480 Maybe, like, when I'm in the middle of, like, a argument. 348 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,920 Do you know what I mean? Just disappear. 349 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,720 So when you're arguing with Jessy, just... boom. 350 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,200 Or like that. "Just one sec, babe." Just gone. 351 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,560 AYO LAUGHS That would be lit, wouldn't it? 352 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,040 Imagine if, like, people talking about you around the villa, 353 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,600 and you're just, like, next to them. 354 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,840 I'm standing there the whole time. 355 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,040 Everyone's chatting lyrics about me, yeah? Here. 356 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,600 And I'm standing like this. Yeah, just right here. 357 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,120 Ding! And I go, "What you saying?" 358 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,760 AYO LAUGHS "What's going on here?" 359 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,680 It's sick. That is a proper superpower. 360 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,560 A lit superpower, invisible. That'd be so sick. Yeah. 361 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,680 I think mine would be teleportation. 362 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,960 Teleportation? What, like, you could literally go, 363 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,960 "Right, I wanna be in Ibiza right now." 364 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,480 Boom, and you're just... Boom, straight there. 365 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,640 Straight there. Straight there. Just think of all the time saved. 366 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,720 Don't have to fly. Mm. No agg in airports. Mm. 367 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,920 So true. You can just pop to the shops 368 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,280 whenever you want for a pint of milk. 369 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,480 You'd save so much money by doing that. Save so much money. 370 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,560 Fuel. Fuel. Fuel. 371 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,760 No fuel. No fuel. No fuel. 372 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,560 Fuel. Fuel. Fuel. 373 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,120 No fuel. No fuel. Fuel. No fuel. 374 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,480 No fuel. Fuel. Fuel. No fuel. 375 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,360 It's a very good one. 376 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,120 Phew-el! I'm glad that's over. 377 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,920 Wimbledon might be over, 378 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,320 but tennis fever has taken over the villa... 379 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,160 BOTH:Welcome to Game Sex Match! CHEERING 380 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,680 ..and served up drama... 381 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,600 LOLLY:What is your partner's favourite sex position? 382 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,320 Missionary. 383 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,920 Er, doggy. LAUGHTER 384 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,960 Wait, wait, hold on, hold on! 385 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,160 CHEERING 386 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,640 SCREAMING 387 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,800 ..backhanded compliments... 388 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,880 If your partner wasn't coupled up with you, 389 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,400 who would they be coupled up with? 390 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,400 Ciaran. Ciaran! 391 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,400 We're having a foursome. What? 392 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,000 ..and a little bit of love. 393 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,600 But here's some sets you didn't get to see. 394 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:47,760 Couples, between you both, who has the best dress sense? 395 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,440 Matilda, show us what you've got for that one. 396 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,280 I've put me. 397 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,440 Sean... Surely not. 398 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,400 Sean, let's have a look what you've said. 399 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,880 Of course, I've put Matilda! CHEERING 400 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,800 I like how Sean dresses, but he does wear shit shirts most nights. 401 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,040 I think I look amazing, personally. You do. 402 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,000 You know, I rock a funky shirt, and if you don't like it, then... 403 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,720 Oh. Go on. Ooh! 404 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,520 Like it, or what? I'm gonna still wear 'em! 405 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,400 LAUGHTER 406 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:19,880 Girls, what would you change about your partner? 407 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,880 I put "the way he acts sometimes. Comments, like, being a lad." 408 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,840 I kept this one very vague, 409 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,320 but I just wrote the word "comments". 410 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,000 I nearly put Eggy Boff down. 411 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,320 LAUGHTER 412 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,880 I'm afraid that's a disqualification. It's too vague. 413 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,160 Nah, this isn't funny. 414 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,080 If you're gonna do it, do it properly. 415 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,200 Properly?Properly. You want it proper?Proper. 416 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,600 All right. LAUGHTER 417 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,720 SQUEALING 418 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,520 LAUGHTER 419 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,840 Grace, what have you put down? 420 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,640 So, I feel like this one's a difficult one, 421 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,880 but I have put "sweaty". 422 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,040 Just because you are like a human radiator, 423 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,640 and whenever we have a cuddle or we're around each other, 424 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,520 you sweat on me. 425 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,760 LAUGHTER 426 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,040 Oh! Hey! Sweat. 427 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,680 I am a very sweaty fellow. LAUGHTER 428 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:19,600 IAIN: Roses are red, those leaves are green, but... 429 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,240 If you were an animal, what would you be? 430 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,360 Like, a poodle. I could see you being a poodle. 431 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,520 You would be a poodle. 432 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,600 I feel like you'd be the poodle that'd be in the vets every week. 433 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,080 Fresh trim, fresh everything. GRACE LAUGHS 434 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,320 You'd be the one with, like... You'd have a little pink bow. 435 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,640 The white one with, like, the fluff around its head and around its tail. 436 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,800 You'd be carried in, like, a Louis Vuitton carry bag. 437 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,760 Yeah, literally. A pink little Louis bag. 438 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,120 THEY LAUGH Ah... 439 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,360 That's so funny. Oh, my God. 440 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,560 I think Ayo would be a big, like, eight-legged spider. 441 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,680 Cos he's just, so, like... Gangly. Wouldn't he, though? Yeah. 442 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,560 Yeah. Those limbs go on forever. 443 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,800 What would Sean be if he was an animal? 444 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,080 I think he'd be a sloth. Do you? 445 00:20:55,120 --> 00:21:01,360 Are they actually proper animals? BOTH: A sloth? 446 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,680 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 447 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,720 What do you think it is? I don't know. Just a meme? 448 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,280 A meme! SHE LAUGHS 449 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:14,120 I don't know, I just never think of them actually being an animal. 450 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,040 I always think they're just like... I've met a sloth before. 451 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,920 They're just like cartoons. No, a sloth is a real thing. 452 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,680 A sloth is a real animal. That's wild. 453 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,840 Don't they live...? Where do they live, sloths? 454 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,880 In the trees? Yeah. 455 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,720 What is the purpose of a sloth, though? 456 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,400 Be iconic. Just be a sloth, innit? That's wild. 457 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,840 As if there's actually an animal called "sloth". Yeah. 458 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,600 What animal would Reuben be? Erm, let's have a look. 459 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,920 If you were an animal, what do you reckon you'd be? 460 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,560 REUBEN: What animal I would be? Come and sit down. 461 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,000 Ayo! AYO:Yeah? 462 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,120 What animal do you think you would be? 463 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,040 What animal? Yeah, come. 464 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,080 I said you'd be a big long-legged spider. 465 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,560 All right, thanks. Erm... 466 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,200 That's a actually good question. 467 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,960 What animal would you be? You'd be, like, a sloth. 468 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,720 SHE LAUGHS 469 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,480 IAIN: Oh, Jessy hasn't noticed the call-back. 470 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,520 She was a little "sloth" on the uptake there. 471 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,840 LAUGHTER 472 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,240 Oi! What are you two laughing at? I hate not being in on a joke. 473 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,360 Are you laughing at me? Oh, I'm paranoid now. 474 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,880 Come back after the break to find out... 475 00:45:06,850 --> 00:45:13,090 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits! 476 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:16,370 Ooh! Oh, my God! Bro, that was so close. 477 00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:19,810 Oh, so close. Mate... I had it. 478 00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:22,210 # I'm hungry, hungry, hungry... # 479 00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:24,090 SHE LAUGHS 480 00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:26,410 Take it out, pull it back... Yeah, got it. 481 00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:31,130 In here, things are - I'm gonna say a massive word here - 482 00:45:31,170 --> 00:45:32,490 "mish-interpreted." 483 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:34,570 Is that how you...? I dunno. Misinterpreted. 484 00:45:34,610 --> 00:45:37,090 Whatever that one is. Yeah, they are them ones. 485 00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:38,170 IAIN: I know what you mean, Joey, 486 00:45:38,210 --> 00:45:40,650 things are always "mish-interpreted" in this place. 487 00:45:40,690 --> 00:45:42,890 I love your belt. Do you? I've had this... 488 00:45:42,930 --> 00:45:45,290 THEY LAUGH You're such a wanker. 489 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:50,090 I actually thought I was wearing my belt. 490 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:54,770 He did this... and he didn't have a belt on! 491 00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:56,970 IAIN: This place is like a human zoo. 492 00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:59,010 What the frig? Didn't realise there was a zebra in the garden. 493 00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:01,530 Sorry, I didn't realise there was a flamingo. 494 00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:03,690 IAIN SQUAWKS 495 00:46:03,730 --> 00:46:07,170 "Oh, Sean, unless you're screwed to a wall or the decking, 496 00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:12,930 "there's no room for another flamingo around here." 497 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,450 THEY LAUGH 498 00:46:15,490 --> 00:46:18,050 Before the break, this scene made me shout into my microphone. 499 00:46:18,090 --> 00:46:20,570 But what happened before? 500 00:46:23,130 --> 00:46:24,970 It seems Nicole had a little secret to share with Matilda. 501 00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:27,570 TRUMP 502 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:33,530 Pfft! LAUGHS 503 00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:34,770 Did she fart? 504 00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:38,690 Stay away, you fucking dirty man. 505 00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:41,370 SHE LAUGHS 506 00:46:41,410 --> 00:46:43,850 What's going on? 507 00:46:43,890 --> 00:46:53,890 THEY LAUGH 508 00:46:59,130 --> 00:47:00,810 IAIN: I reckon it was those cold eggs Ciaran served you 509 00:47:00,850 --> 00:47:02,970 for breakfast. 510 00:47:07,490 --> 00:47:09,290 I don't know if anyone knows this, 511 00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:12,810 but Joey Essex has been on many reality TV shows. 512 00:47:12,850 --> 00:47:15,010 Celebrity MasterChef being one of them. 513 00:47:15,050 --> 00:47:17,050 And I think Gregg Wallace has tasked him with finding 514 00:47:17,090 --> 00:47:19,530 the next contestants. 515 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:20,730 Jesus Christ! 516 00:47:20,770 --> 00:47:22,090 Who was keeping an eye on these chips? 517 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,290 Oh, shit, get 'em out. Get 'em out! Get 'em out! 518 00:47:24,330 --> 00:47:26,170 Matilda! Yeah!What's in the oven? 519 00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:31,250 Erm, loads of... So many chips! Loads of chips! 520 00:47:31,290 --> 00:47:33,530 Oi, I'm coming in two secs. OK. 521 00:47:33,570 --> 00:47:37,610 Konnor is going on MasterChef. I put these in.Did ya? 522 00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:40,130 Joey thinks I'm going on MasterChef because I put stuff in the oven. 523 00:47:40,170 --> 00:47:44,730 Honestly, Konnor is such a good cook, 524 00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:48,290 he cuts that pizza with love. It's mad. 525 00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:50,930 I've never seen anyone cut a pizza with so much love. 526 00:47:50,970 --> 00:47:52,930 Joey is like, "I know you just put stuff in the oven, 527 00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:55,170 "but the way you cut the pizzas, you know?" 528 00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,610 No, you do do them so well, though, Kon, come on. Kon, come on now. 529 00:47:57,650 --> 00:48:02,730 Kon, there's a space for you on MasterChef, come on. Yeah? Yeah. 530 00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:05,610 IAIN: Well, that's the next Celebrity MasterChef sorted out. 531 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:08,530 But surely we need to come up with some new reality shows 532 00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:10,250 for you, Joey. 533 00:48:10,290 --> 00:48:11,610 Well, luckily the villa had the classic 534 00:48:11,650 --> 00:48:13,570 Snog, Marry, Pie challenge this week, 535 00:48:13,610 --> 00:48:17,210 which gave me inspiration. 536 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:19,050 PHONE RINGS 537 00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:21,170 Hello, big bosses of television, Iain Stirling here. 538 00:48:21,210 --> 00:48:22,290 No, don't hang up. 539 00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:24,610 I'm just a little worried that Joey hasn't been on 540 00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:26,370 enough reality TV shows. 541 00:48:26,410 --> 00:48:30,490 He is always clowning around, so I've got a great idea for you. 542 00:48:30,530 --> 00:48:32,650 # Feeling so good... # 543 00:48:32,690 --> 00:48:36,010 It's called Love Pie-land. 544 00:48:36,050 --> 00:48:40,370 It's Joey Essex with a load of cream on his face. 545 00:48:40,410 --> 00:48:45,170 Nicole has came over and absolutely pied me full pelt. 546 00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:49,130 IAIN: No, OK, I've got another one for you - Celebs Go Pieing. 547 00:48:49,170 --> 00:48:52,730 It's a classic example of when clowning around 548 00:48:52,770 --> 00:48:55,010 and courtship collide. 549 00:48:55,050 --> 00:48:56,410 Wallop! 550 00:48:56,450 --> 00:49:01,050 She then rubs it around like it's some sort of like window wiper. 551 00:49:01,090 --> 00:49:03,490 IAIN: How about Love Is Pie? 552 00:49:03,530 --> 00:49:07,730 It is what it is. 553 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:11,250 IAIN: OK, what about Say Yes To The Pie? 554 00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:13,690 Respectfully or disrespectfully. 555 00:49:13,730 --> 00:49:17,370 # I feel it all over me... # 556 00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:20,370 That pie was the biggest pie I have ever had. 557 00:49:20,410 --> 00:49:23,330 I'm surprised I haven't got whiplash. 558 00:49:23,370 --> 00:49:28,130 Well done, Grace. That was sick. 559 00:49:28,170 --> 00:49:30,930 Look at my ear, bro. Oh, my God, man. 560 00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:34,170 It's in my ear, like, proper, I can't hear. Yeah. 561 00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:35,530 IAIN: That's it, Joey, cream in the ear. 562 00:49:35,570 --> 00:49:37,850 It must be The Only Way Is Ear-sex. 563 00:49:37,890 --> 00:49:39,810 No, Ear-stenders. 564 00:49:39,850 --> 00:49:42,330 DIAL TONE Hello, hello? Hello? 565 00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:45,130 Oh, they must have lost reception or something. 566 00:49:52,010 --> 00:49:54,290 When I was younger, I always said I wanted to be the guy 567 00:49:54,330 --> 00:49:56,490 who says the line of voice-over 568 00:49:56,530 --> 00:49:58,250 to tee up a conversation between three women 569 00:49:58,290 --> 00:49:59,930 in a villa in Mallorca. 570 00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:01,450 And I'm living the dream! 571 00:50:01,490 --> 00:50:03,290 What did you guys want to be when you were younger? 572 00:50:03,330 --> 00:50:06,930 I just wanted to be Britney Spears, to be honest. 573 00:50:06,970 --> 00:50:08,330 Did you? You're giving Britney Spears. 574 00:50:08,370 --> 00:50:09,730 You are giving Britney Spears right now. 575 00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:12,210 Current moment, it's giving Britney. Yeah, I loved her growing up. 576 00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:15,730 Listened to all her music. I just thought she was, like, iconic. 577 00:50:15,770 --> 00:50:19,170 She was. And so, like, sexy and a vibe, and like... 578 00:50:19,210 --> 00:50:20,770 I remember in primary school, she was, like, it. 579 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,090 Yeah, she was just like it, girl. Yeah. 580 00:50:22,130 --> 00:50:23,450 So I wanted to be her. What about you guys? 581 00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:25,170 I wanted to be a princess. Really? Yeah. 582 00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:28,130 And then my first job was as a princess, 583 00:50:28,170 --> 00:50:30,370 so I mean, I ticked that box. Was it? Did you dress up? 584 00:50:30,410 --> 00:50:34,250 Yeah. So, I was at kids' parties and events and charity events. Really? 585 00:50:34,290 --> 00:50:36,250 And I was, like, the Disney princesses. 586 00:50:36,290 --> 00:50:39,450 So I was, like, Belle, Anna, Elsa, Ariel. 587 00:50:39,490 --> 00:50:43,770 And then I also did, like, Minions and Olaf and stuff as well. 588 00:50:43,810 --> 00:50:46,130 I wanted to be on Disney Channel. Yeah, same, that was my thing. 589 00:50:46,170 --> 00:50:47,930 I just wanted to be on Disney Channel. 590 00:50:47,970 --> 00:50:49,810 However, I did all these things, and I was so awful at it all. 591 00:50:49,850 --> 00:50:51,610 It just never worked out. 592 00:50:51,650 --> 00:50:53,530 One thing I've been good at my whole life is chatting shit, 593 00:50:53,570 --> 00:50:56,690 so this is perfect. Yeah, literally. Me too. 594 00:50:56,730 --> 00:51:00,170 Back off, Jessica. Chatting nonsense is my job. 595 00:51:06,170 --> 00:51:09,290 The producers thawed out the challenge team once more 596 00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:13,050 for a Villa game which made all "hail" break loose 597 00:51:13,090 --> 00:51:15,570 and put some couples on thin ice. 598 00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:19,490 # Cos I'm cold as ice... # 599 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:21,250 "Snog the Islander that is not your partner 600 00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:24,370 "who you think would be the most passionate in bed." 601 00:51:24,410 --> 00:51:26,890 Oh! 602 00:51:26,930 --> 00:51:30,250 Obviously, Lola's new, and... A good kisser. 603 00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:32,970 Ooh! 604 00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:35,650 But that was just the tip of the iceberg. 605 00:51:35,690 --> 00:51:37,730 Here are some bits you didn't get to see. 606 00:51:37,770 --> 00:51:39,650 Yeah, let's go! 607 00:51:43,730 --> 00:51:45,850 Oh, Chr... LAUGHTER 608 00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:48,850 Are you stupid? I actually hate you. 609 00:51:48,890 --> 00:51:53,410 I didn't even mean that. Joey, I knew you were gonna do that. 610 00:51:53,450 --> 00:51:56,850 "Nibble the ear of the boy or the girl 611 00:51:56,890 --> 00:52:00,770 "you would most like to have sexy pillow talk with." 612 00:52:00,810 --> 00:52:03,530 Can't choose you, but... Oh! 613 00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:05,410 Why don't you want to have sexy pillow talk with me? 614 00:52:05,450 --> 00:52:06,570 Ooh, la, la! 615 00:52:06,610 --> 00:52:09,410 I think that me and Matilda would be really good in bed together, 616 00:52:09,450 --> 00:52:10,730 so that's why I nibbled her ear. 617 00:52:10,770 --> 00:52:13,890 Oh, great. I second that, Nicki. My peach. 618 00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:16,610 "Kiss the forehead of the Islander 619 00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:20,490 "who you think needs to think more before speaking." 620 00:52:20,530 --> 00:52:22,770 If I could kiss my own forehead, I would probably do that. But... 621 00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:25,290 Reuben, it's you, mate. You know it's you. 622 00:52:25,330 --> 00:52:27,170 Bring it in, baby. Mwah. Oh, my God. You're so sweaty. 623 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,570 Sweatin' hell. 624 00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:31,170 LAUGHTER 625 00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:35,930 Oh, Mimii! 626 00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:38,250 "Poor pass - kiss an Islander that's not your partner." 627 00:52:38,290 --> 00:52:42,010 Let's go. Mwah, mwah, mwah. 628 00:52:42,050 --> 00:52:44,770 Love you, babe. Love you. 629 00:52:44,810 --> 00:52:47,650 "You must have a three-way snog with Islanders of your choice." 630 00:52:47,690 --> 00:52:53,130 That's greedy. I'll go Sean and Gracie. 631 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:57,050 CHEERING 632 00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:59,410 Go on, Seanie, boy. Look at Seanie's face! 633 00:53:04,730 --> 00:53:05,850 Sean didn't want it to stop, really. 634 00:53:05,890 --> 00:53:11,170 Like a kid in a candy shop. 635 00:53:11,210 --> 00:53:13,090 I did have more ice plans to round up this segment, 636 00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:16,410 but it's completely slipped my mind. How "frost-rating"! 637 00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:26,010 No, stop! OK, can we show this clip? 638 00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:28,370 But I'm not allowing you to show the close-ups. 639 00:53:28,410 --> 00:53:30,890 It's gonna have to remain an unseen zit. 640 00:53:30,930 --> 00:53:33,250 Does he have...? Does he have any goodies, Nic? 641 00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:36,050 Does he have any goodies? What? On his back? 642 00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:38,690 I've squeezed them all, but you can have a look if you want. 643 00:53:38,730 --> 00:53:41,370 Do you wanna come and have a look on my back? Yes. Yes. 644 00:53:41,410 --> 00:53:43,890 No, come and have a look at mine first. 645 00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:45,130 No, you've got none. Look at mine first. 646 00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:46,770 Look at mine first! 647 00:53:46,810 --> 00:53:48,530 If there's none there, you can look at Nicole's then. 648 00:53:48,570 --> 00:53:50,490 He hasn't got many. I squeezed them. 649 00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:53,610 Oh, please stop picking spots. I can't... I love it. 650 00:53:53,650 --> 00:53:55,090 I love having popped spots. Go on, then. 651 00:53:55,130 --> 00:53:57,130 I want to watch you. Nicky, I did yours earlier. 652 00:53:57,170 --> 00:53:59,290 I know, but I love it. 653 00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:02,450 GASPING 654 00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:04,970 Oh. That was a good one. 655 00:54:05,010 --> 00:54:06,610 Fucking get me to bed. 656 00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:08,290 Still more to come, Nicole. 657 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:10,570 GASPING 658 00:54:10,610 --> 00:54:14,490 Oh, go on, Matilda. Get in there, girl. 659 00:54:14,530 --> 00:54:16,970 HEAVY PANTING 660 00:54:17,010 --> 00:54:20,050 Oh, is that actually a naughty one? Is it? Yeah, a little bit. 661 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:25,810 I wanted to pop that one! Fuck off. 662 00:54:25,850 --> 00:54:29,050 Right, pop off, you lot. It's time for a break. 663 00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:39,410 HUMMING NOISE 664 00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:39,610 HUMMING 665 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:43,650 HUMMING 666 00:54:43,690 --> 00:54:43,850 HUMMING 667 00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:46,090 I can just hear fucking crickets. 668 00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:48,010 Or am I just hearing things? 669 00:54:48,050 --> 00:54:49,410 IAIN STIRLING: Sorry, Lola, it's actually 670 00:54:49,450 --> 00:54:50,810 a sick meditation podcast I'm listening to 671 00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:52,650 called Tropical Paradise. 672 00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,730 Let me turn it off and crack on with the final part 673 00:54:54,770 --> 00:55:00,290 of Love Island Unseen Bits! 674 00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:01,810 The reality show which punches above its weight 675 00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,010 and our Islanders get so relaxed 676 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:05,730 they forget the cameras are even there. 677 00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:08,290 SHE GASPS 678 00:55:08,330 --> 00:55:11,650 Oh, I've done that, I've done that. Oh, my God. 679 00:55:11,690 --> 00:55:14,650 Mate, my feet are actually so crusty. 680 00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:20,930 Right, I think I might go for a poo. Safety. 681 00:55:20,970 --> 00:55:23,770 IAIN: We bring you the best "roar" footage from the villa. 682 00:55:23,810 --> 00:55:26,050 ROAR 683 00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:28,210 What was that growl? Harriett, but I knew it. 684 00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:31,090 SHE GROWLS 685 00:55:31,130 --> 00:55:32,450 IAIN: But we ask all the big questions. 686 00:55:32,490 --> 00:55:34,050 What are you saying, Joey, boy? 687 00:55:34,090 --> 00:55:36,810 What are you saying? What are YOU saying? 688 00:55:36,850 --> 00:55:38,290 What are you saying? What are you saying? 689 00:55:38,330 --> 00:55:39,930 No, but what are you saying? What are YOU saying? 690 00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:41,210 Yeah, but what are you actually saying? 691 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,730 I know what I'm saying, but what are you saying? 692 00:55:42,770 --> 00:55:43,810 What are you saying, though? 693 00:55:43,850 --> 00:55:46,930 Yeah, but what are you saying? No take backs. 694 00:55:46,970 --> 00:55:48,650 CRICKETS CHIRP 695 00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:51,170 IAIN: And there's the crickets again. 696 00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:52,610 Let's crack on with some more unseen bits. 697 00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:56,010 TEXT ALERT You know... Oi! 698 00:55:56,050 --> 00:55:57,090 SHE GASPS 699 00:55:57,130 --> 00:55:58,690 IAIN: Earlier in the week, the Islanders received 700 00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,170 an early morning text. 701 00:56:00,210 --> 00:56:02,090 "It's time for you to get ready and leave the villa, 702 00:56:02,130 --> 00:56:04,730 "as you're off to an exclusive party." 703 00:56:04,770 --> 00:56:06,490 IAIN: I'm not sure how they felt about it, though. 704 00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:08,770 I am literally so excited for a VIP party. 705 00:56:08,810 --> 00:56:11,130 Leaving the villa! 706 00:56:11,170 --> 00:56:14,930 THEY SCREAM 707 00:56:14,970 --> 00:56:16,890 What the fuck is that about? 708 00:56:16,930 --> 00:56:19,290 THEY SCREAM 709 00:56:19,330 --> 00:56:24,170 THEY PAUSE, THEN CONTINUE SCREAMING 710 00:56:24,210 --> 00:56:30,290 SHE SCREAMS Yes! 711 00:56:30,330 --> 00:56:35,850 What you wearing? Nothing, I'm wearing this. 712 00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:37,690 No, what are you actually wearing? I don't know, Nicole. 713 00:56:37,730 --> 00:56:40,810 Probably just a shirt and shorts. 714 00:56:40,850 --> 00:56:44,450 Shit shirt and shorts, or...? At this rate, I'm joining you. 715 00:56:44,490 --> 00:56:48,850 Can we borrow a shit shirt and some shorts? 716 00:56:48,890 --> 00:56:50,090 What do you want? 717 00:56:50,130 --> 00:56:52,650 Do you want Crocodile Dundee, Steve Irwin, Benidorm? 718 00:56:52,690 --> 00:56:53,890 I think you need to be Crocodile Dundee. 719 00:56:53,930 --> 00:57:00,210 I'm so, so excited right now. I'm so excited for us. 720 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,050 Ooh-ooh-ooh. 721 00:57:02,090 --> 00:57:03,850 Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh. 722 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:06,570 Right, let's fucking get out of here. 723 00:57:06,610 --> 00:57:09,450 Let's have it off! Let's fucking have it! 724 00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:11,130 IAIN: You're absolutely right, Matilda. 725 00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:14,210 The Vibe Club has one dress code for the boys - 726 00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:16,250 silly shirt, short shorts and shiny white shoes. 727 00:57:16,290 --> 00:57:24,690 # Just put your arms around me Tell me everything's OK... # 728 00:57:24,730 --> 00:57:26,690 IAIN: And to make sure they were all dressed correctly, 729 00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:30,170 let's slow this right down. 730 00:57:30,210 --> 00:57:33,010 Oh, yes, lovely and shiny white shoes. 731 00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:35,850 # Darlin', hold my hand 732 00:57:35,890 --> 00:57:40,570 # Oh, won't you hold my hand? 733 00:57:40,610 --> 00:57:47,130 # Cos I don't wanna walk on my own Any more, won't you understand? # 734 00:57:47,170 --> 00:57:50,650 IAIN: And the slo-mo dancing was only broken up 735 00:57:50,690 --> 00:57:52,450 by the arrival of two new bombshells, Lola and Harry. 736 00:57:52,490 --> 00:57:54,290 Hi! Oh, my... 737 00:57:54,330 --> 00:57:55,930 IAIN: Unbutton that shirt right now, Harry, 738 00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:58,370 or I'll have security throw you out. 739 00:57:58,410 --> 00:57:59,650 Well done on the white trainers, though. 740 00:57:59,690 --> 00:58:01,570 # Darlin' hold my hand... # 741 00:58:01,610 --> 00:58:03,290 IAIN: And there was no slowing the slo-mo down. 742 00:58:03,330 --> 00:58:05,370 # Cos I don't wanna walk on my own Any more, won't you understand? # 743 00:58:05,410 --> 00:58:13,730 It went on so long, even the sun went down. 744 00:58:13,770 --> 00:58:16,610 # Cos I don't wanna walk alone... # 745 00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:20,570 But once the queen of slo-mo herself arrived... 746 00:58:20,610 --> 00:58:24,170 CHEERING 747 00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,810 Hello! Islanders, the party is over. 748 00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:31,890 ..things moved a lot faster and Konnor and Lolly were dumped. 749 00:58:31,930 --> 00:58:34,770 Lolly and Konnor, could you please leave immediately? 750 00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:36,930 I guess it's time to head back to the villa with your new bombshells. 751 00:58:36,970 --> 00:58:39,890 Back to the villa. 752 00:58:39,930 --> 00:58:43,730 It's never just a bit of fun in the sun, is it? 753 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,330 Wow. Some gaff. 754 00:58:46,370 --> 00:58:47,850 Tomorrow is a new day, boys. 755 00:58:47,890 --> 00:58:52,130 Harry, you've got to get your grafting boots on, boy. 756 00:58:52,170 --> 00:58:54,410 IAIN: Never mind grafting boots, get those shiny white trainers off, 757 00:58:54,450 --> 00:58:57,930 it's a "no shoe in the bedroom policy" here. 758 00:59:03,970 --> 00:59:06,370 Here's an unseen clip of Reuben trying to guess Joey's surname. 759 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:08,890 Maybe, like, Sussex. 760 00:59:08,930 --> 00:59:11,410 Is that why you talk...? It's literally English Lit. 761 00:59:11,450 --> 00:59:14,330 It's just lit. How do you talk like that? 762 00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:16,730 Did you have "alu-clution" lessons? Elocution. Elocution. 763 00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:18,610 Elocution. "Eloclution." 764 00:59:18,650 --> 00:59:20,730 Just growing up in Surrey. Why are you laughing? 765 00:59:20,770 --> 00:59:22,650 What is it again? El... Is it Ella? 766 00:59:22,690 --> 00:59:25,250 Elo... Oh, elo-cution. There you go. 767 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:28,050 Elocution. No, it ain't. Elocution. Yes, it is. 768 00:59:28,090 --> 00:59:30,410 Growing up in Surrey, mate. Little posh-o. 769 00:59:30,450 --> 00:59:34,010 Mate, your wording is so sick, so precise. Yeah. 770 00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:35,610 You sound like a keyboard. 771 00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:37,010 IAIN: Keyboard? 772 00:59:37,050 --> 00:59:38,450 I've been practising my keyboard 773 00:59:38,490 --> 00:59:43,330 ever since Jess Glynne let me have a go the other day. 774 00:59:43,370 --> 00:59:45,530 'Jess even let me play the piano opening to Hold My Hand. 775 00:59:45,570 --> 00:59:47,330 'It took me three weeks to learn this 776 00:59:47,370 --> 00:59:49,690 'because it is super complicated.' 777 00:59:49,730 --> 00:59:52,050 And here is my very own Reuben keyboard. 778 00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:54,930 What do you think about this then, Jess Glynne? 779 00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:56,610 Whoo! Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo! 780 00:59:56,650 --> 01:00:05,650 Oh-oh-oh, O-K. Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, O-K. 781 01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:08,770 {\an8}He-he-he-he. He, he, he, he, he-he-he-he. 782 01:00:08,810 --> 01:00:10,410 {\an8}Can we put the eating on hold? Hold, hold, hold. 783 01:00:10,450 --> 01:00:12,770 {\an8}Can we put the eating on hold? 784 01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:15,050 {\an8}Let's bring the good vibes. Vibes, vibes, vibes. 785 01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:17,130 {\an8}Let's bring the good vibes. 786 01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:18,770 {\an8}Let's bring the... Whoo! Let's bring the... Whoo! 787 01:00:18,810 --> 01:00:19,810 {\an8}Let's bring the... Whoo! 788 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:21,410 {\an8}Let's bring the... Whoo! Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh... 789 01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,890 {\an8}Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh... 790 01:00:23,930 --> 01:00:26,010 {\an8}I don't, I don't, I don't... I don't take myself too seriously. 791 01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,410 {\an8}Bring the... bring the... bring the... 792 01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:28,450 {\an8}Put the eating on hold... 793 01:00:28,490 --> 01:00:30,490 {\an8}Bring the... bring the... bring the... He-he-he... 794 01:00:30,530 --> 01:00:34,250 {\an8}He-he-he... Bring the... bring the... 795 01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:37,250 {\an8}Love Island 2024, baby! 796 01:00:37,290 --> 01:00:39,490 {\an8}Whoo! 797 01:00:39,530 --> 01:00:42,690 {\an8}I thoroughly enjoyed that experience. 798 01:00:42,730 --> 01:00:44,930 {\an8}I'll wait to hear from you and your management, Jess. 799 01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:52,010 Here's an unseen bit of Grace 800 01:00:52,050 --> 01:00:53,890 attempting to tell a joke I told her earlier. 801 01:00:53,930 --> 01:00:55,770 It's not... You know. He was like... 802 01:00:55,810 --> 01:00:57,570 This is actually really funny because duh-duh-duh, 803 01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:59,010 and you can't... He was like, you know. 804 01:00:59,050 --> 01:01:01,170 Hear it. Hear it. Hear it. You know what I'm trying to say? 805 01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:02,850 He was like, "That's not how it was at all." 806 01:01:02,890 --> 01:01:05,050 And he was like... I was... What? 807 01:01:05,090 --> 01:01:08,130 Oh, my God! Look at that fucking spider! 808 01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:10,650 Where? Up there. 809 01:01:10,690 --> 01:01:14,250 SCREAMING 810 01:01:14,290 --> 01:01:15,370 Oh, dear, Grace. 811 01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:18,130 It looks like you're being heckled by an eight-legged audience member, 812 01:01:18,170 --> 01:01:22,490 {\an8}which can only mean one thing - it's... 813 01:01:25,130 --> 01:01:26,770 IAIN WINCES 814 01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:28,450 My head's not turning. And my heart is with you. 815 01:01:28,490 --> 01:01:30,970 Oh, my God. What the fuck? JOEY GASPS 816 01:01:31,010 --> 01:01:33,650 Saved you. Thanks. 817 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,170 SHE SCREAMS 818 01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:38,010 Oh, my God. Ew! It's a spider. 819 01:01:38,050 --> 01:01:39,930 BOTH SCREAM 820 01:01:39,970 --> 01:01:44,890 That jumped on my neck! What the fuck?! 821 01:01:44,930 --> 01:01:46,970 I can walk round the club and be in love 822 01:01:47,010 --> 01:01:49,450 with three different girls in about ten minutes. 823 01:01:49,490 --> 01:01:51,650 Oh, yeah, exactly. There you go. Soon as I get in here, I can't... 824 01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:55,090 Fuck. I don't like things that flap. SHE LAUGHS 825 01:01:55,130 --> 01:01:59,130 What is...? 826 01:01:59,170 --> 01:02:03,050 Babe. Babe, what's on your leg? No! Get it off! Get it off! 827 01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:06,570 BUZZING 828 01:02:12,490 --> 01:02:14,490 Erm, but he was like, "Would you be open to like...?" 829 01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:16,490 There's a spider on your chest! Where? Where? Where? 830 01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:19,450 Where? Where was it? It was on your chest. 831 01:02:19,490 --> 01:02:21,730 It literally crawled over your chest. Was it big? 832 01:02:21,770 --> 01:02:23,610 Where's it gone? 833 01:02:23,650 --> 01:02:27,410 I fucking hate when that shit happens. 834 01:02:27,450 --> 01:02:29,250 I hate screaming and stuff. Fuck that shit. 835 01:02:29,290 --> 01:02:32,890 I'm so fucking scared. Ugh! 836 01:02:40,850 --> 01:02:46,050 {\an8}It's time for... 837 01:02:46,090 --> 01:02:49,170 {\an8}It's time for... 838 01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:51,210 Hello! 839 01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:53,130 And this week, I asked our Islanders what their icks were. 840 01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:54,650 Oh, my God. I've got so many icks. 841 01:02:54,690 --> 01:02:55,690 HE BURPS 842 01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:58,970 When their mam makes their packed lunch for work the next day. 843 01:02:59,010 --> 01:03:02,010 Like, you can't even make a packed lunch. Come on now. 844 01:03:02,050 --> 01:03:03,530 HE GASPS 845 01:03:03,570 --> 01:03:06,290 So, this is something Nicole does. 846 01:03:06,330 --> 01:03:09,170 It doesn't put me off, but I do find it weird. 847 01:03:09,210 --> 01:03:12,850 Baggy boxers. I just think they're just not it. 848 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:17,010 When she has a canned drink, she doesn't open it all the way. 849 01:03:17,050 --> 01:03:21,690 She just breaks it, pops it enough so all the gas is gone 850 01:03:21,730 --> 01:03:24,250 and then, like, sucks the can to drink it. 851 01:03:24,290 --> 01:03:27,010 Emojis that are just cringe. 852 01:03:27,050 --> 01:03:30,370 If, like, a girl has a clipboard, you know you're in for a long day. 853 01:03:30,410 --> 01:03:33,890 I feel like that's an ick, being very like... like that. 854 01:03:33,930 --> 01:03:36,130 I don't like the monkeys. I don't like the kissing. 855 01:03:36,170 --> 01:03:38,370 You know the kissing one that, like, blows a kiss. 856 01:03:38,410 --> 01:03:39,690 I do not like that emoji. 857 01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,290 There's just certain words people are shortening 858 01:03:41,330 --> 01:03:42,370 that you don't need to shorten. 859 01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:44,730 I just don't understand that. Just, like, say it. 860 01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:47,770 Boys and white jeans. Yuck. 861 01:03:47,810 --> 01:03:49,770 Nah. 862 01:03:49,810 --> 01:03:55,250 If I come out of the dressing room and saw Sean in ripped white jeans, 863 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:58,890 I would have to re-couple, I think. 864 01:03:58,930 --> 01:04:02,130 Men wearing flip-flops. I don't really know why 865 01:04:02,170 --> 01:04:04,450 you've got that in between your big toe and little toe. 866 01:04:04,490 --> 01:04:07,810 Bad hair extensions, for me, probably. 867 01:04:07,850 --> 01:04:10,490 You know, I don't really wanna be walking round 868 01:04:10,530 --> 01:04:12,530 and having to see the clip hanging out of your head. 869 01:04:12,570 --> 01:04:15,850 I absolutely hate it when boys own pyjamas and dressing gowns. 870 01:04:15,890 --> 01:04:18,090 It's just such an ick for me. 871 01:04:18,130 --> 01:04:19,650 You know, like, the stripy pyjama bottoms. 872 01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:21,690 It's just a massive no-go for me. 873 01:04:21,730 --> 01:04:22,850 Men in a bath. 874 01:04:22,890 --> 01:04:25,730 They've got hairy feet sticking out at the end. 875 01:04:25,770 --> 01:04:30,410 Always no bubbles with them. And everything floats. 876 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,330 Please, no. No, no, no. 877 01:04:32,370 --> 01:04:35,650 The candyman sweets. I love them, they worked for me. I'm here. 878 01:04:35,690 --> 01:04:38,690 However, it is an ick that he gives them 879 01:04:38,730 --> 01:04:40,850 to every single girl that he meets. 880 01:04:40,890 --> 01:04:42,850 Yeah, give them the worst sweet. He has to give them liquorice 881 01:04:42,890 --> 01:04:44,530 because, like, if you like liquorice, 882 01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:46,250 then that's an ick in itself. 883 01:04:46,290 --> 01:04:49,410 If you like liquorice as your favourite sweet, 884 01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:51,770 I'm sorry, it's a no-go. 885 01:04:51,810 --> 01:04:53,850 I'm a walking ick. 886 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:58,130 I sing, I dance, I do everything. I'm just... I'm a show. 887 01:04:58,170 --> 01:05:00,850 And you either love the show, or you hate the show. 888 01:05:05,290 --> 01:05:08,730 {\an8}See you all next time for some more... 889 01:05:14,930 --> 01:05:17,730 Right, that's it for Unseen Bits. Off to bed, you lot. 890 01:05:17,770 --> 01:05:20,530 # After a long day in the Villa 891 01:05:20,570 --> 01:05:26,850 # Lots of arguments and fights 892 01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:30,050 # In here with Mimii and Matilda 893 01:05:30,090 --> 01:05:33,570 # And we're gonna have a good night 894 01:05:33,610 --> 01:05:37,610 # It's time for us to sleep Sleep 895 01:05:37,650 --> 01:05:41,450 # But before we go Go 896 01:05:41,490 --> 01:05:46,090 # We're gonna brush our teeth Teeth 897 01:05:46,130 --> 01:05:50,450 # And put on a show Show... # 898 01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:55,890 HE IMITATES BEAT DROP 899 01:05:55,930 --> 01:05:58,970 # Here we go, here we go... # 900 01:05:59,010 --> 01:06:01,810 No, stop that. I said bed. We haven't got any more time. 901 01:06:01,850 --> 01:06:06,610 It's the end of the show! Bye, y'all! 902 01:06:06,650 --> 01:06:12,730 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com