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IAIN STIRLING: Your side of
the Unseen Bits party starts here.
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We have everything we need to make
an exclusive event go with a bang.
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Great music...
# We're going for the sick
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# We're going for the ring
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# We're going for the peng... #
..fancy dress...
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I think you need
to be Crocodile Dundee. ..nibbles...
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Bon appetit.
..and dips.
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Expect VIP guests,
supermodels and celebrity chefs.
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Konnor is such a good cook.
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You can smell the whiff
of excitement in the air -
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or is it fart?
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LAUGHTER
I love you, girl.
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Either way, belt up...
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I actually thought
I was wearing my belt.
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..for the journey of a lifetime...
Wallop.
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...as we are squeezing
every last drop of unseen action...
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Ew, it's a spider!
SCREAMING
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..out of the last seven days.
I'm going for a poo.
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It's gonna be reem.
LAUGHTER
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This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
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You either love the show
or you hate the show.
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How you doing, mate?
Nice to see you.
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SEAN LAUGHS
I'm Sean.
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What you doing here? I'm Ciaran.
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Joey.
Ciaran. Nice to meet you.
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I swear I've seen you before
somewhere.
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Familiar?
Yeah. I thought I'd seen you...
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Oh, wait,
are you that boy from TOWIE?
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Yeah, that's the one, yes.
Right, OK. Yeah.
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Wait, are you that...
are you that Ciaran off Love Island?
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I think you are.
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Yeah, in and out sort of thing,
not full-time, but yeah.
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Sweet man? Er, TikTok?
Yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you put
lots of sweets together and stuff?
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Pick and mix. Oh, wow, two... two...
Two for a tenner.
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Two for a tenner?!
That's good.
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That's a sweet job.
It's high demand, sweets.
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There's lots of people doing it,
and that's good for you, mate.
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Well, nice to me, anyway. Yeah,
nice to meet you. Cheers, boys.
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Cheers. Cheers, yeah.
Yeah, hope it's a good night.
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I really hope
that's not on Unseen Bits tonight.
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IAIN STIRLING: It is now, lads.
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
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# My heart
Only wants what it wants... #
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HE EXCLAIMS
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We're just like the main show
but hotter.
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TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!
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Oh, no.
Shit, I think my phone's too hot.
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It says "shutting down".
LAUGHTER
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IAIN STIRLING: What sort of clips
are we going for tonight, Joey?
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# We're going for the smart
We're going for the swag
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# We're going for the sick
We're going for the reem
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# We're going for the peng
What we saying? #
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Reem, baby! Yeah.
There's one word.
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You are going for the...
BOTH:..reem!
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IAIN STIRLING: So, dive on in.
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LAUGHTER
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You can feel the buzz...
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SHOUTING
No! No! Stop, let it out!
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Oh, my God. Oi, Oi, Oi!
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..as we're going to make a splash...
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I'm going.
Josh, man. Josh!
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LAUGHTER,
ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
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Where's he going? Where's he going?
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Where you going?
What the hell!
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Josh!
LAUGHTER
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..and bring you all the best
crap chat. I mean "rap".
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# They don't know me
Only be affiliation
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# Don't chat to me
Cos I've got no patience... #
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CHEERING
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# I'm chilling your bacon... #
CHEERING
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# Don't get rude to me
Cos you don't like retaliation... #
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CHEERING INTENSIFIES,
LAUGHTER
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IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits.
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When you want to command control
over your fellow Islanders,
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the best solution is to
elevate yourself to a higher level.
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How's that beanbag
working out for you, Nicole?
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OK, guys, welcome to today's
bombing competition.
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Grace is gonna be the judge.
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OK, guys, so, today,
I'm looking at technique, splash,
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how much you look like
a little... Ball?
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This is serious, so take it
very serious. Go very seriously.
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IAIN STIRLING: First up,
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it's everyone's wet "rheem",
Joey Essex.
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Ready?
CHEERING
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CHEERING
Yeah! Oh, that was good.
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That was pretty decent.
Yeah.
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Slight slant, it was a big splash,
pretty all right technique.
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I would probably give that
about a seven.
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Decent.
Yeah!
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You were on the slant.
You were on the slant, not straight.
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Ladies, up next, Matilda.
APPLAUSE
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Go on, Tils! Do it for the girls.
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EXCLAMATIONS,
CHEERING
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That was a good splash.
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She tucked right in,
she went straight,
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she wasn't slanted.
I'm giving that a strong eight.
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CHEERING,
LAUGHTER
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JOEY: Wait, wait,
I know where this is going.
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LAUGHTER
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Right, up next
is the next Bombshell, Konn.
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Oh, yes, come on, Konnor!
Go on, Konnor.Come on, Konnor.
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KONNOR: We're gonna go hair out.
CHEERING
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Oh, he's going serious! Yes, Konnor!
JOEY: I know.
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CLAPPING,
EXCLAMATIONS
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JOEY: Yes!
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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SHE LAUGHS
Yeah, but it was a bit slant.
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It was a bit slanted, but I think
that's the strongest one yet.
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What are we rating him?
What are we rating him, Grace? Nine.
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A nine. A nine?!
A nine, yeah. Whoa.
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Hey, guys, it's Nicole.
LAUGHTER
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NICOLE EXCLAIMS,
SHOUTS
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Go on, Nic!
CHEERING
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NICOLE SQUEALS
I'm giving that a ten.
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I'm giving that a ten.
JOEY: I'm gonna give you a ten.
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Love it.
Fab, Nicole, that was great.
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Love it, Nicole.
HE CHUCKLES
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That was a nine?
Yeah! Oh, my God.
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The technique was sick,
the splash was huge.
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She's tiny,
and she made a massive splash. Yeah!
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That was the politest bomb
I've ever seen.
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Ayo, if you get a ten,
you're gonna get this,
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you're gonna win, so I feel like you
need to pull this one out the bag.
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Do I come in as well, like, maybe,
like, five seconds afterwards,
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make it even bigger?
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But will I get disqualified
for that?
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That's wh... I don't know.
AYO LAUGHS
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But sometimes
it's good to break rules
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cos sometimes it just works,
but I don't know.
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We could get disqualified.
Yeah.
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EXCLAMATIONS
NICOLE:Ayo!
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KONNOR: Go on, Ayo!
CHEERING
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CHEERING INTENSIFIES
Guys, hold on.
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SCREAMING
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KONNOR: He's done a good job on it.
Whoo!Get in, get in.
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It's got to go in.
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IAIN STIRLING: Guys, you all know
the swimming pool rules.
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Group bombings result in
immediate disqualification,
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although petting
is very much allowed.
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Love Island's all about
coupling up and going the distance,
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and Konnor's trying to get
the measure of Jess.
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There she is. Top of that hill there
in a straight line... Yeah.
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..how many miles?
100. Is that a good guess?
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SHE LAUGHS
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Me and Ciaran said
we reckon about three.
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300? No, three.
That's not three miles.
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I'd say maybe, like, maybe, like,
ten.
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How have you just gone from 100
to ten?!
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CHUCKLING:How?
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Matilda, have you answered
this question? What?
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So, if there was a straight road,
right,
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from here to the top of that hill
there,
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how many miles
do you reckon that would be?
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Er... Er... 100?
Thank you! Girl math. Girl math.
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100? Girl math. Girl math.
Don't ever rely on girl math.
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I said 100. They said three miles.
That's so far away.
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Guys, do you know how short
ten miles is? I'd say 100 miles.
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It just seems that far, though.
I'm so confused.
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100 miles, you're probably, like...
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That's like from here to,
don't know, Australia.
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IAIN STIRLING:
No, Sean, you're wrong.
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Australia is just over that hill
- actual fact.
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It is a well-known fact among
the aviation migration community
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that the Love Island villa has the
best ecological habits for breeding,
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and the Mallorcan pink flamingos
have already begun
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their mating ritual,
which requires them to stand rigid.
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And like these elegant flamingos,
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our Islanders are blessed
with grace and poise.
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Or at least
Ayo is trying to get them to be.
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You're gonna walk straight down.
OK.
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Give me a little something.
OK. Ooh!
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And then, yeah,
just strut your stuff
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in front of everybody else.
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IAIN, AS FLAMINGOS: "Squawk!
'Strut your stuff,' he said."
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"Oh, this sounds fun.
And we've got a bird's-eye view."
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CHANTING
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IAIN SQUAWKS
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"That's the man who sells
those delicious pink prawns."
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Yes, Sean! Yes, Sean!
Come on!
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"Was that some kind
of mating dance?"
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CHEERING
Yes!
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"I like his pigeon chest, though."
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"Yeah, but he looks
like a right tit in those sliders."
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CHEERING
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GIRLS EXCLAIM
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"What's he doing? He looks like
he's trying to lay an egg!"
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CHEERING
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"Moves like that
will ruffle feathers."
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"Call yourself a catwalk?
This guy is krill-ing me."
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CHEERING
Go on, girl!
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CHEERING
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IAIN SQUAWKS
"What's with all these bird jokes?
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"Who do you think you are?
Iain 'Starling'?"
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Oh, my God. Wow, wow.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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GIRLS EXCLAIM
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"So that's how they do it.
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"We've been doing it wrong,
standing around still for weeks.
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"I love you, Fifi.
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"Don't just stand there,
give us a peck."
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"I would, but my flipping legs
are welded onto the decking."
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Greece's ancient culture is the
foundation of Western civilisation
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and after his time in Malia,
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the Islanders want to tap
into Konnor's expert knowledge.
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Holiday rep,
give us our pornstar names.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Who would like to go first?
I feel like...
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How do you even work that out?
I'll start, I'll start.
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I think mine would have to be
my favourite drink on a night out,
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so it would have to be
"Dark and Stormy".
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ALL:Ooh...
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Konnor, you've definitely
done this before.
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LAUGHTER
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This is one of his Malia questions!
This is one of your Malia questions!
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I'm gonna jump in there
and steal "Lollipop"
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before you, Sean, anyway,
because I'm allowed.
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Lick the Lollipop.
Like I've never heard that before.
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LAUGHTER
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Here we are, ready?
"The Gobstopper".
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THEY EXCLAIM
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You're too good at that.
Yes, Kon! Oh, my...
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I feel like I've not got a...
"Cowgirl Jessy".
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I can do cowgirl... Yeah.
"Cowgirl Jessy". That's a good one.
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That actually suits you, as well.
OK.
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I wanna say, like, "Amazing Grace".
No, too bait. Too innocent, yeah.
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Could you do something
about, like, G spot?
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"G Spot". "G Spot."
ALL:"G Spot."
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"Rude Boy Reuben".
ALL:Nah.
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IAIN: Oh, Konnor,
that was more crap and corny
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than dark and stormy.
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Aw! I love it!
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Earlier in the week,
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we saw Nicole being treated
to this very romantic breakfast,
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and Ciaran using
his best Spanish phrases.
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Bon appetit.
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He just, honestly...
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He surprises me every single day,
and I don't know how he does it.
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That's where I come in, Nicole.
Let me explain.
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Ciaran has three ingredients
for the perfect breakfast.
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Cooking up another storm, Ciaran.
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Firstly,
never forget the old saying -
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"Too many Islanders spoil the eggs."
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Why don't you cook in a pan?
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Because I like doing it
in a saucepan.
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And Nicole said my eggs were 10/10.
I did it Gordon Ramsay style.
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This is how
Gordon Ramsay does it, mate.
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Are you gonna tell Gordon Ramsay
to change it?
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I'm not talking to Gordon.
248
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But you're talking to someone
that's doing it like Gordon. "Like."
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Number two,
use Gordon's next-level ingredients.
250
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Where's that ketchup gone, though?
Cos she loves ketchup.
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She doesn't even know
I'm doing this.
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Finally, when informing a guest
that their meal is ready,
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be more Gordon.
254
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Can you please tell Nicole
to hurry the fuck up
255
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and meet me in the den?
She's got to be quick.
256
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Can you tell Nicole that she needs
to hurry up and go to the den? Den.
257
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Ooh!
Interesting...
258
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Oh, she needs to hurry the fuck up.
She doesn't...
259
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I say, I tell her to get a move on,
and she just doesn't get a move on.
260
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You need to hurry up
and go to the den.
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I wanna do my hair.
I can't be going like this.
262
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Fuck, even the coffee's cold,
263
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and these eggs
are definitely freezing cold.
264
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Kon, are you going
in the dressing room now? Yeah.
265
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Tell Nicole to actually get out
and meet... To get a move on.
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You're needed urgently.
Urgently!Urgently.
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Can I just have two minutes?
Two minutes.
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What did she say?
269
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She said two minutes, tops.
For what, though?
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She's halfway through something
done with her hair, or something.
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CIARAN GROANS
272
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What, did you hear him?
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He said, "Two minutes, tops."
"Argh, what?"
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NICOLE LAUGHS
Can hear them in the den over there.
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It's literally
scrambled egg on toast, love.
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Just come and eat it
and go back in there.
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I'm sat here like a muppet now,
aren't I?
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Thank you, babe.
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I've got to go and get...? Argh...
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Coming! I'm coming!
Oh, my gosh.
281
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Your shorts are nice.
Thank you.
282
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Aw! I love it!
283
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He absolutely smashed it, and
he knows it's my favourite, as well,
284
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so, it's still, again,
the little things.
285
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IAIN: It's the little things.
286
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Cold eggs, cold coffee,
and heart-shaped ketchup.
287
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How romantic!
288
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,670
Here's a clip
of Josh trying to go to bed
289
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but absolutely bottling it.
290
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,790
Aw, man, I need to get my bottle,
as well, man.
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But...
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IAIN STIRLING:
You know what they say -
293
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"When life gives you lemons,
watch Unseen Bits."
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Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm!
295
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,760
Oh!
296
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,000
We pluck out all the funny moments
from life in the villa.
297
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,080
You can experience
my first-ever white hair.
298
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,040
Don't pluck it!
It comes back in fours.
299
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,440
And what the fuck is that?
300
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,760
You want me to pull it?
Pull it.
301
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,760
Oh, my... God.
302
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,240
Speaking of grey...
303
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Ciaran, has anyone ever told you
that you look like Christian Grey?
304
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,320
Ooh!
Oh!
305
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,920
That is a unbelievable shout.
306
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,400
I used to go outside and play
when I was a kid,
307
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,400
so who's Christian Grey?
308
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,960
The guy out of...
Fifty Shades. Fifty Shades.
309
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,120
..Fifty Shades Of Grey.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
310
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Yeah?
Oh!
311
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,800
And there's never a grey day when
Reuben is sliding into your DM.
312
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,200
Ooh-ooh!
SCREAMING
313
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Or side table.
314
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Because here on Unseen Bits,
dreams really do come true.
315
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Guys, I just wanna listen
to the Macarena.
316
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# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
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# Que tu cuerpo
Es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
318
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# Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
319
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,440
# Hey Macarena, ay. #
320
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WHISTLING
321
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,680
Right, before we go any further,
we need to find out
322
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if Josh ever found
that water bottle.
323
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,440
Aw, man, I need to get my bottle,
as well, man.
324
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,920
Well, here's...
325
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,520
REUBEN SCREAMS
326
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,600
REUBEN LAUGHS
327
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:17,000
Seems like Josh has even less bottle
than I thought.
328
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,200
The Amazing Spider-Man,
Incredible Hulk,
329
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,520
Thor, the God of Thunder...
Joey Essex.
330
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,440
Hm, doesn't sound as epic, does it?
331
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,840
If you could, like,
have any superpower, yeah? Mm.
332
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,440
What would you do?
What would you have?
333
00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,920
I would say fly,
and I would say fly,
334
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,160
but then again,
potentially, one day,
335
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,000
I probably will buy a jetpack,
so then I can fly anyway.
336
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,040
LAUGHTER
So that's pointless.
337
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,320
Like, then I would say mind-reading,
338
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,160
but I wouldn't actually
really wanna know what people...
339
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,600
Nuh-uh. Ooh...
I reckon that'd be too much.
340
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,200
Mm-hm.
Cor, imagine mind-reading in here.
341
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,080
What you say about me?!
That's what I'm saying.
342
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,960
It'd be dangerous in here, yeah?
343
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,640
But do you know
what would be a sick one? Yeah?
344
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To go invisible.
345
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,720
SEAN GASPS
Ooh... Imagine.
346
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,080
Where would you wanna be invisible?
If you could just slap your hands.
347
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,480
Maybe, like, when I'm in the middle
of, like, a argument.
348
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,920
Do you know what I mean?
Just disappear.
349
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,720
So when you're arguing with Jessy,
just... boom.
350
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,200
Or like that.
"Just one sec, babe." Just gone.
351
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,560
AYO LAUGHS
That would be lit, wouldn't it?
352
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,040
Imagine if, like, people talking
about you around the villa,
353
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,600
and you're just, like, next to them.
354
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,840
I'm standing there the whole time.
355
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,040
Everyone's chatting lyrics
about me, yeah? Here.
356
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,600
And I'm standing like this.
Yeah, just right here.
357
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,120
Ding! And I go, "What you saying?"
358
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,760
AYO LAUGHS
"What's going on here?"
359
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,680
It's sick.
That is a proper superpower.
360
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,560
A lit superpower, invisible.
That'd be so sick. Yeah.
361
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,680
I think mine would be teleportation.
362
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,960
Teleportation?
What, like, you could literally go,
363
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,960
"Right, I wanna be
in Ibiza right now."
364
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,480
Boom, and you're just...
Boom, straight there.
365
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,640
Straight there. Straight there.
Just think of all the time saved.
366
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,720
Don't have to fly. Mm.
No agg in airports. Mm.
367
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,920
So true.
You can just pop to the shops
368
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,280
whenever you want
for a pint of milk.
369
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,480
You'd save so much money
by doing that. Save so much money.
370
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,560
Fuel.
Fuel. Fuel.
371
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,760
No fuel.
No fuel. No fuel.
372
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,560
Fuel.
Fuel. Fuel.
373
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,120
No fuel. No fuel.
Fuel. No fuel.
374
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,480
No fuel. Fuel.
Fuel. No fuel.
375
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,360
It's a very good one.
376
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,120
Phew-el! I'm glad that's over.
377
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,920
Wimbledon might be over,
378
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,320
but tennis fever
has taken over the villa...
379
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,160
BOTH:Welcome to Game Sex Match!
CHEERING
380
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,680
..and served up drama...
381
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,600
LOLLY:What is your partner's
favourite sex position?
382
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,320
Missionary.
383
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,920
Er, doggy.
LAUGHTER
384
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,960
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on!
385
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,160
CHEERING
386
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,640
SCREAMING
387
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,800
..backhanded compliments...
388
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,880
If your partner
wasn't coupled up with you,
389
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,400
who would they be coupled up with?
390
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,400
Ciaran.
Ciaran!
391
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,400
We're having a foursome. What?
392
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,000
..and a little bit of love.
393
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,600
But here's some sets
you didn't get to see.
394
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:47,760
Couples, between you both,
who has the best dress sense?
395
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,440
Matilda, show us what you've got
for that one.
396
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,280
I've put me.
397
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,440
Sean...
Surely not.
398
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,400
Sean, let's have a look
what you've said.
399
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,880
Of course, I've put Matilda!
CHEERING
400
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,800
I like how Sean dresses, but he does
wear shit shirts most nights.
401
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,040
I think I look amazing, personally.
You do.
402
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:09,000
You know, I rock a funky shirt,
and if you don't like it, then...
403
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,720
Oh. Go on.
Ooh!
404
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,520
Like it, or what?
I'm gonna still wear 'em!
405
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,400
LAUGHTER
406
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:19,880
Girls, what would you change
about your partner?
407
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,880
I put "the way he acts sometimes.
Comments, like, being a lad."
408
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,840
I kept this one very vague,
409
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,320
but I just wrote
the word "comments".
410
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,000
I nearly put Eggy Boff down.
411
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,320
LAUGHTER
412
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,880
I'm afraid that's
a disqualification. It's too vague.
413
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,160
Nah, this isn't funny.
414
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,080
If you're gonna do it,
do it properly.
415
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,200
Properly?Properly.
You want it proper?Proper.
416
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,600
All right.
LAUGHTER
417
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,720
SQUEALING
418
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,520
LAUGHTER
419
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,840
Grace, what have you put down?
420
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,640
So, I feel like
this one's a difficult one,
421
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,880
but I have put "sweaty".
422
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,040
Just because
you are like a human radiator,
423
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,640
and whenever we have a cuddle
or we're around each other,
424
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,520
you sweat on me.
425
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,760
LAUGHTER
426
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,040
Oh! Hey!
Sweat.
427
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,680
I am a very sweaty fellow.
LAUGHTER
428
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:19,600
IAIN: Roses are red,
those leaves are green, but...
429
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,240
If you were an animal,
what would you be?
430
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:25,360
Like, a poodle.
I could see you being a poodle.
431
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,520
You would be a poodle.
432
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,600
I feel like you'd be the poodle
that'd be in the vets every week.
433
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,080
Fresh trim, fresh everything.
GRACE LAUGHS
434
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,320
You'd be the one with, like...
You'd have a little pink bow.
435
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,640
The white one with, like, the fluff
around its head and around its tail.
436
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,800
You'd be carried in, like,
a Louis Vuitton carry bag.
437
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,760
Yeah, literally.
A pink little Louis bag.
438
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,120
THEY LAUGH
Ah...
439
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,360
That's so funny.
Oh, my God.
440
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,560
I think Ayo would be
a big, like, eight-legged spider.
441
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,680
Cos he's just, so, like...
Gangly. Wouldn't he, though? Yeah.
442
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,560
Yeah.
Those limbs go on forever.
443
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,800
What would Sean be
if he was an animal?
444
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,080
I think he'd be a sloth.
Do you?
445
00:20:55,120 --> 00:21:01,360
Are they actually proper animals?
BOTH: A sloth?
446
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,680
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
447
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,720
What do you think it is?
I don't know. Just a meme?
448
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,280
A meme!
SHE LAUGHS
449
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:14,120
I don't know, I just never think
of them actually being an animal.
450
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,040
I always think they're just like...
I've met a sloth before.
451
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,920
They're just like cartoons.
No, a sloth is a real thing.
452
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,680
A sloth is a real animal.
That's wild.
453
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,840
Don't they live...?
Where do they live, sloths?
454
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,880
In the trees?
Yeah.
455
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,720
What is the purpose
of a sloth, though?
456
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,400
Be iconic.
Just be a sloth, innit? That's wild.
457
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,840
As if there's actually
an animal called "sloth". Yeah.
458
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,600
What animal would Reuben be?
Erm, let's have a look.
459
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,920
If you were an animal,
what do you reckon you'd be?
460
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,560
REUBEN: What animal I would be?
Come and sit down.
461
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,000
Ayo!
AYO:Yeah?
462
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,120
What animal do you think
you would be?
463
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,040
What animal?
Yeah, come.
464
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,080
I said you'd be
a big long-legged spider.
465
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,560
All right, thanks. Erm...
466
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,200
That's a actually good question.
467
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,960
What animal would you be?
You'd be, like, a sloth.
468
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,720
SHE LAUGHS
469
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,480
IAIN: Oh, Jessy hasn't noticed
the call-back.
470
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,520
She was a little "sloth"
on the uptake there.
471
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,840
LAUGHTER
472
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,240
Oi! What are you two laughing at?
I hate not being in on a joke.
473
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,360
Are you laughing at me?
Oh, I'm paranoid now.
474
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,880
Come back after the break
to find out...
475
00:45:06,850 --> 00:45:13,090
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island Unseen Bits!
476
00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:16,370
Ooh! Oh, my God!
Bro, that was so close.
477
00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:19,810
Oh, so close.
Mate... I had it.
478
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:22,210
# I'm hungry, hungry, hungry... #
479
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:24,090
SHE LAUGHS
480
00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:26,410
Take it out, pull it back...
Yeah, got it.
481
00:45:26,450 --> 00:45:31,130
In here, things are -
I'm gonna say a massive word here -
482
00:45:31,170 --> 00:45:32,490
"mish-interpreted."
483
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:34,570
Is that how you...? I dunno.
Misinterpreted.
484
00:45:34,610 --> 00:45:37,090
Whatever that one is.
Yeah, they are them ones.
485
00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:38,170
IAIN: I know what you mean, Joey,
486
00:45:38,210 --> 00:45:40,650
things are always "mish-interpreted"
in this place.
487
00:45:40,690 --> 00:45:42,890
I love your belt.
Do you? I've had this...
488
00:45:42,930 --> 00:45:45,290
THEY LAUGH
You're such a wanker.
489
00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:50,090
I actually thought
I was wearing my belt.
490
00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:54,770
He did this...
and he didn't have a belt on!
491
00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:56,970
IAIN: This place
is like a human zoo.
492
00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:59,010
What the frig? Didn't realise
there was a zebra in the garden.
493
00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:01,530
Sorry, I didn't realise
there was a flamingo.
494
00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:03,690
IAIN SQUAWKS
495
00:46:03,730 --> 00:46:07,170
"Oh, Sean, unless you're screwed
to a wall or the decking,
496
00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:12,930
"there's no room
for another flamingo around here."
497
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:15,450
THEY LAUGH
498
00:46:15,490 --> 00:46:18,050
Before the break, this scene
made me shout into my microphone.
499
00:46:18,090 --> 00:46:20,570
But what happened before?
500
00:46:23,130 --> 00:46:24,970
It seems Nicole had a little secret
to share with Matilda.
501
00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:27,570
TRUMP
502
00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:33,530
Pfft!
LAUGHS
503
00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:34,770
Did she fart?
504
00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:38,690
Stay away, you fucking dirty man.
505
00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:41,370
SHE LAUGHS
506
00:46:41,410 --> 00:46:43,850
What's going on?
507
00:46:43,890 --> 00:46:53,890
THEY LAUGH
508
00:46:59,130 --> 00:47:00,810
IAIN: I reckon it was those
cold eggs Ciaran served you
509
00:47:00,850 --> 00:47:02,970
for breakfast.
510
00:47:07,490 --> 00:47:09,290
I don't know if anyone knows this,
511
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:12,810
but Joey Essex has been on
many reality TV shows.
512
00:47:12,850 --> 00:47:15,010
Celebrity MasterChef
being one of them.
513
00:47:15,050 --> 00:47:17,050
And I think Gregg Wallace
has tasked him with finding
514
00:47:17,090 --> 00:47:19,530
the next contestants.
515
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:20,730
Jesus Christ!
516
00:47:20,770 --> 00:47:22,090
Who was keeping an eye
on these chips?
517
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,290
Oh, shit, get 'em out.
Get 'em out! Get 'em out!
518
00:47:24,330 --> 00:47:26,170
Matilda!
Yeah!What's in the oven?
519
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:31,250
Erm, loads of... So many chips!
Loads of chips!
520
00:47:31,290 --> 00:47:33,530
Oi, I'm coming in two secs.
OK.
521
00:47:33,570 --> 00:47:37,610
Konnor is going on MasterChef.
I put these in.Did ya?
522
00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:40,130
Joey thinks I'm going on MasterChef
because I put stuff in the oven.
523
00:47:40,170 --> 00:47:44,730
Honestly,
Konnor is such a good cook,
524
00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:48,290
he cuts that pizza with love.
It's mad.
525
00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:50,930
I've never seen anyone cut a pizza
with so much love.
526
00:47:50,970 --> 00:47:52,930
Joey is like, "I know you just
put stuff in the oven,
527
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:55,170
"but the way you cut the pizzas,
you know?"
528
00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,610
No, you do do them so well, though,
Kon, come on. Kon, come on now.
529
00:47:57,650 --> 00:48:02,730
Kon, there's a space for you
on MasterChef, come on. Yeah? Yeah.
530
00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:05,610
IAIN: Well, that's the next
Celebrity MasterChef sorted out.
531
00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:08,530
But surely we need to come up with
some new reality shows
532
00:48:08,570 --> 00:48:10,250
for you, Joey.
533
00:48:10,290 --> 00:48:11,610
Well, luckily
the villa had the classic
534
00:48:11,650 --> 00:48:13,570
Snog, Marry, Pie challenge
this week,
535
00:48:13,610 --> 00:48:17,210
which gave me inspiration.
536
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:19,050
PHONE RINGS
537
00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:21,170
Hello, big bosses of television,
Iain Stirling here.
538
00:48:21,210 --> 00:48:22,290
No, don't hang up.
539
00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:24,610
I'm just a little worried
that Joey hasn't been on
540
00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:26,370
enough reality TV shows.
541
00:48:26,410 --> 00:48:30,490
He is always clowning around,
so I've got a great idea for you.
542
00:48:30,530 --> 00:48:32,650
# Feeling so good... #
543
00:48:32,690 --> 00:48:36,010
It's called Love Pie-land.
544
00:48:36,050 --> 00:48:40,370
It's Joey Essex with a load of cream
on his face.
545
00:48:40,410 --> 00:48:45,170
Nicole has came over
and absolutely pied me full pelt.
546
00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:49,130
IAIN: No, OK, I've got another one
for you - Celebs Go Pieing.
547
00:48:49,170 --> 00:48:52,730
It's a classic example
of when clowning around
548
00:48:52,770 --> 00:48:55,010
and courtship collide.
549
00:48:55,050 --> 00:48:56,410
Wallop!
550
00:48:56,450 --> 00:49:01,050
She then rubs it around like
it's some sort of like window wiper.
551
00:49:01,090 --> 00:49:03,490
IAIN: How about Love Is Pie?
552
00:49:03,530 --> 00:49:07,730
It is what it is.
553
00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:11,250
IAIN: OK, what about
Say Yes To The Pie?
554
00:49:11,290 --> 00:49:13,690
Respectfully or disrespectfully.
555
00:49:13,730 --> 00:49:17,370
# I feel it all over me... #
556
00:49:17,410 --> 00:49:20,370
That pie was the biggest pie
I have ever had.
557
00:49:20,410 --> 00:49:23,330
I'm surprised
I haven't got whiplash.
558
00:49:23,370 --> 00:49:28,130
Well done, Grace. That was sick.
559
00:49:28,170 --> 00:49:30,930
Look at my ear, bro.
Oh, my God, man.
560
00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:34,170
It's in my ear, like, proper,
I can't hear. Yeah.
561
00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:35,530
IAIN: That's it, Joey,
cream in the ear.
562
00:49:35,570 --> 00:49:37,850
It must be
The Only Way Is Ear-sex.
563
00:49:37,890 --> 00:49:39,810
No, Ear-stenders.
564
00:49:39,850 --> 00:49:42,330
DIAL TONE
Hello, hello? Hello?
565
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:45,130
Oh, they must have lost reception
or something.
566
00:49:52,010 --> 00:49:54,290
When I was younger,
I always said I wanted to be the guy
567
00:49:54,330 --> 00:49:56,490
who says the line of voice-over
568
00:49:56,530 --> 00:49:58,250
to tee up a conversation
between three women
569
00:49:58,290 --> 00:49:59,930
in a villa in Mallorca.
570
00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:01,450
And I'm living the dream!
571
00:50:01,490 --> 00:50:03,290
What did you guys want to be
when you were younger?
572
00:50:03,330 --> 00:50:06,930
I just wanted to be Britney Spears,
to be honest.
573
00:50:06,970 --> 00:50:08,330
Did you?
You're giving Britney Spears.
574
00:50:08,370 --> 00:50:09,730
You are giving Britney Spears
right now.
575
00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:12,210
Current moment, it's giving Britney.
Yeah, I loved her growing up.
576
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:15,730
Listened to all her music. I just
thought she was, like, iconic.
577
00:50:15,770 --> 00:50:19,170
She was. And so, like, sexy
and a vibe, and like...
578
00:50:19,210 --> 00:50:20,770
I remember in primary school,
she was, like, it.
579
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,090
Yeah, she was just like it, girl.
Yeah.
580
00:50:22,130 --> 00:50:23,450
So I wanted to be her.
What about you guys?
581
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:25,170
I wanted to be a princess.
Really? Yeah.
582
00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:28,130
And then my first job was
as a princess,
583
00:50:28,170 --> 00:50:30,370
so I mean, I ticked that box.
Was it? Did you dress up?
584
00:50:30,410 --> 00:50:34,250
Yeah. So, I was at kids' parties and
events and charity events. Really?
585
00:50:34,290 --> 00:50:36,250
And I was, like,
the Disney princesses.
586
00:50:36,290 --> 00:50:39,450
So I was, like,
Belle, Anna, Elsa, Ariel.
587
00:50:39,490 --> 00:50:43,770
And then I also did, like,
Minions and Olaf and stuff as well.
588
00:50:43,810 --> 00:50:46,130
I wanted to be on Disney Channel.
Yeah, same, that was my thing.
589
00:50:46,170 --> 00:50:47,930
I just wanted to be
on Disney Channel.
590
00:50:47,970 --> 00:50:49,810
However, I did all these things,
and I was so awful at it all.
591
00:50:49,850 --> 00:50:51,610
It just never worked out.
592
00:50:51,650 --> 00:50:53,530
One thing I've been good at
my whole life is chatting shit,
593
00:50:53,570 --> 00:50:56,690
so this is perfect.
Yeah, literally. Me too.
594
00:50:56,730 --> 00:51:00,170
Back off, Jessica.
Chatting nonsense is my job.
595
00:51:06,170 --> 00:51:09,290
The producers thawed out
the challenge team once more
596
00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:13,050
for a Villa game
which made all "hail" break loose
597
00:51:13,090 --> 00:51:15,570
and put some couples on thin ice.
598
00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:19,490
# Cos I'm cold as ice... #
599
00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:21,250
"Snog the Islander
that is not your partner
600
00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:24,370
"who you think would be
the most passionate in bed."
601
00:51:24,410 --> 00:51:26,890
Oh!
602
00:51:26,930 --> 00:51:30,250
Obviously, Lola's new, and...
A good kisser.
603
00:51:30,290 --> 00:51:32,970
Ooh!
604
00:51:33,010 --> 00:51:35,650
But that was just
the tip of the iceberg.
605
00:51:35,690 --> 00:51:37,730
Here are some bits
you didn't get to see.
606
00:51:37,770 --> 00:51:39,650
Yeah, let's go!
607
00:51:43,730 --> 00:51:45,850
Oh, Chr...
LAUGHTER
608
00:51:45,890 --> 00:51:48,850
Are you stupid? I actually hate you.
609
00:51:48,890 --> 00:51:53,410
I didn't even mean that.
Joey, I knew you were gonna do that.
610
00:51:53,450 --> 00:51:56,850
"Nibble the ear of
the boy or the girl
611
00:51:56,890 --> 00:52:00,770
"you would most like to have
sexy pillow talk with."
612
00:52:00,810 --> 00:52:03,530
Can't choose you, but...
Oh!
613
00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:05,410
Why don't you want to have
sexy pillow talk with me?
614
00:52:05,450 --> 00:52:06,570
Ooh, la, la!
615
00:52:06,610 --> 00:52:09,410
I think that me and Matilda would be
really good in bed together,
616
00:52:09,450 --> 00:52:10,730
so that's why I nibbled her ear.
617
00:52:10,770 --> 00:52:13,890
Oh, great. I second that, Nicki.
My peach.
618
00:52:13,930 --> 00:52:16,610
"Kiss the forehead of the Islander
619
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:20,490
"who you think needs to think
more before speaking."
620
00:52:20,530 --> 00:52:22,770
If I could kiss my own forehead,
I would probably do that. But...
621
00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:25,290
Reuben, it's you, mate.
You know it's you.
622
00:52:25,330 --> 00:52:27,170
Bring it in, baby.
Mwah. Oh, my God. You're so sweaty.
623
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,570
Sweatin' hell.
624
00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:31,170
LAUGHTER
625
00:52:31,210 --> 00:52:35,930
Oh, Mimii!
626
00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:38,250
"Poor pass - kiss an Islander
that's not your partner."
627
00:52:38,290 --> 00:52:42,010
Let's go. Mwah, mwah, mwah.
628
00:52:42,050 --> 00:52:44,770
Love you, babe.
Love you.
629
00:52:44,810 --> 00:52:47,650
"You must have a three-way snog
with Islanders of your choice."
630
00:52:47,690 --> 00:52:53,130
That's greedy.
I'll go Sean and Gracie.
631
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:57,050
CHEERING
632
00:52:57,090 --> 00:52:59,410
Go on, Seanie, boy.
Look at Seanie's face!
633
00:53:04,730 --> 00:53:05,850
Sean didn't want it to stop, really.
634
00:53:05,890 --> 00:53:11,170
Like a kid in a candy shop.
635
00:53:11,210 --> 00:53:13,090
I did have more ice plans
to round up this segment,
636
00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:16,410
but it's completely slipped my mind.
How "frost-rating"!
637
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:26,010
No, stop! OK, can we show this clip?
638
00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:28,370
But I'm not allowing you
to show the close-ups.
639
00:53:28,410 --> 00:53:30,890
It's gonna have to remain
an unseen zit.
640
00:53:30,930 --> 00:53:33,250
Does he have...?
Does he have any goodies, Nic?
641
00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:36,050
Does he have any goodies?
What? On his back?
642
00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:38,690
I've squeezed them all,
but you can have a look if you want.
643
00:53:38,730 --> 00:53:41,370
Do you wanna come and have a look
on my back? Yes. Yes.
644
00:53:41,410 --> 00:53:43,890
No, come and have a look
at mine first.
645
00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:45,130
No, you've got none.
Look at mine first.
646
00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:46,770
Look at mine first!
647
00:53:46,810 --> 00:53:48,530
If there's none there,
you can look at Nicole's then.
648
00:53:48,570 --> 00:53:50,490
He hasn't got many. I squeezed them.
649
00:53:50,530 --> 00:53:53,610
Oh, please stop picking spots.
I can't... I love it.
650
00:53:53,650 --> 00:53:55,090
I love having popped spots.
Go on, then.
651
00:53:55,130 --> 00:53:57,130
I want to watch you.
Nicky, I did yours earlier.
652
00:53:57,170 --> 00:53:59,290
I know, but I love it.
653
00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:02,450
GASPING
654
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:04,970
Oh.
That was a good one.
655
00:54:05,010 --> 00:54:06,610
Fucking get me to bed.
656
00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:08,290
Still more to come, Nicole.
657
00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:10,570
GASPING
658
00:54:10,610 --> 00:54:14,490
Oh, go on, Matilda.
Get in there, girl.
659
00:54:14,530 --> 00:54:16,970
HEAVY PANTING
660
00:54:17,010 --> 00:54:20,050
Oh, is that actually a naughty one?
Is it? Yeah, a little bit.
661
00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:25,810
I wanted to pop that one!
Fuck off.
662
00:54:25,850 --> 00:54:29,050
Right, pop off, you lot.
It's time for a break.
663
00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:39,410
HUMMING NOISE
664
00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:39,610
HUMMING
665
00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:43,650
HUMMING
666
00:54:43,690 --> 00:54:43,850
HUMMING
667
00:54:43,890 --> 00:54:46,090
I can just hear fucking crickets.
668
00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:48,010
Or am I just hearing things?
669
00:54:48,050 --> 00:54:49,410
IAIN STIRLING:
Sorry, Lola, it's actually
670
00:54:49,450 --> 00:54:50,810
a sick meditation podcast
I'm listening to
671
00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:52,650
called Tropical Paradise.
672
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,730
Let me turn it off and crack on
with the final part
673
00:54:54,770 --> 00:55:00,290
of Love Island Unseen Bits!
674
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:01,810
The reality show which punches
above its weight
675
00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,010
and our Islanders get so relaxed
676
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:05,730
they forget the cameras
are even there.
677
00:55:05,770 --> 00:55:08,290
SHE GASPS
678
00:55:08,330 --> 00:55:11,650
Oh, I've done that, I've done that.
Oh, my God.
679
00:55:11,690 --> 00:55:14,650
Mate, my feet are actually
so crusty.
680
00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:20,930
Right, I think I might go for
a poo. Safety.
681
00:55:20,970 --> 00:55:23,770
IAIN: We bring you the best
"roar" footage from the villa.
682
00:55:23,810 --> 00:55:26,050
ROAR
683
00:55:26,090 --> 00:55:28,210
What was that growl?
Harriett, but I knew it.
684
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:31,090
SHE GROWLS
685
00:55:31,130 --> 00:55:32,450
IAIN: But we ask
all the big questions.
686
00:55:32,490 --> 00:55:34,050
What are you saying, Joey, boy?
687
00:55:34,090 --> 00:55:36,810
What are you saying?
What are YOU saying?
688
00:55:36,850 --> 00:55:38,290
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
689
00:55:38,330 --> 00:55:39,930
No, but what are you saying?
What are YOU saying?
690
00:55:39,970 --> 00:55:41,210
Yeah, but what are you
actually saying?
691
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,730
I know what I'm saying,
but what are you saying?
692
00:55:42,770 --> 00:55:43,810
What are you saying, though?
693
00:55:43,850 --> 00:55:46,930
Yeah, but what are you saying?
No take backs.
694
00:55:46,970 --> 00:55:48,650
CRICKETS CHIRP
695
00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:51,170
IAIN: And there's the crickets
again.
696
00:55:51,210 --> 00:55:52,610
Let's crack on
with some more unseen bits.
697
00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:56,010
TEXT ALERT
You know... Oi!
698
00:55:56,050 --> 00:55:57,090
SHE GASPS
699
00:55:57,130 --> 00:55:58,690
IAIN: Earlier in the week,
the Islanders received
700
00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,170
an early morning text.
701
00:56:00,210 --> 00:56:02,090
"It's time for you to get ready
and leave the villa,
702
00:56:02,130 --> 00:56:04,730
"as you're off to
an exclusive party."
703
00:56:04,770 --> 00:56:06,490
IAIN: I'm not sure how they felt
about it, though.
704
00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:08,770
I am literally so excited
for a VIP party.
705
00:56:08,810 --> 00:56:11,130
Leaving the villa!
706
00:56:11,170 --> 00:56:14,930
THEY SCREAM
707
00:56:14,970 --> 00:56:16,890
What the fuck is that about?
708
00:56:16,930 --> 00:56:19,290
THEY SCREAM
709
00:56:19,330 --> 00:56:24,170
THEY PAUSE,
THEN CONTINUE SCREAMING
710
00:56:24,210 --> 00:56:30,290
SHE SCREAMS
Yes!
711
00:56:30,330 --> 00:56:35,850
What you wearing?
Nothing, I'm wearing this.
712
00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:37,690
No, what are you actually wearing?
I don't know, Nicole.
713
00:56:37,730 --> 00:56:40,810
Probably just a shirt and shorts.
714
00:56:40,850 --> 00:56:44,450
Shit shirt and shorts, or...?
At this rate, I'm joining you.
715
00:56:44,490 --> 00:56:48,850
Can we borrow a shit shirt
and some shorts?
716
00:56:48,890 --> 00:56:50,090
What do you want?
717
00:56:50,130 --> 00:56:52,650
Do you want Crocodile Dundee,
Steve Irwin, Benidorm?
718
00:56:52,690 --> 00:56:53,890
I think you need to be
Crocodile Dundee.
719
00:56:53,930 --> 00:57:00,210
I'm so, so excited right now.
I'm so excited for us.
720
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,050
Ooh-ooh-ooh.
721
00:57:02,090 --> 00:57:03,850
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.
722
00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:06,570
Right, let's fucking
get out of here.
723
00:57:06,610 --> 00:57:09,450
Let's have it off!
Let's fucking have it!
724
00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:11,130
IAIN: You're absolutely right,
Matilda.
725
00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:14,210
The Vibe Club has one dress code
for the boys -
726
00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:16,250
silly shirt, short shorts
and shiny white shoes.
727
00:57:16,290 --> 00:57:24,690
# Just put your arms around me
Tell me everything's OK... #
728
00:57:24,730 --> 00:57:26,690
IAIN: And to make sure
they were all dressed correctly,
729
00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:30,170
let's slow this right down.
730
00:57:30,210 --> 00:57:33,010
Oh, yes, lovely and shiny
white shoes.
731
00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:35,850
# Darlin', hold my hand
732
00:57:35,890 --> 00:57:40,570
# Oh, won't you hold my hand?
733
00:57:40,610 --> 00:57:47,130
# Cos I don't wanna walk on my own
Any more, won't you understand? #
734
00:57:47,170 --> 00:57:50,650
IAIN: And the slo-mo dancing
was only broken up
735
00:57:50,690 --> 00:57:52,450
by the arrival of
two new bombshells, Lola and Harry.
736
00:57:52,490 --> 00:57:54,290
Hi!
Oh, my...
737
00:57:54,330 --> 00:57:55,930
IAIN: Unbutton that shirt
right now, Harry,
738
00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:58,370
or I'll have security
throw you out.
739
00:57:58,410 --> 00:57:59,650
Well done on the white trainers,
though.
740
00:57:59,690 --> 00:58:01,570
# Darlin' hold my hand... #
741
00:58:01,610 --> 00:58:03,290
IAIN: And there was no slowing
the slo-mo down.
742
00:58:03,330 --> 00:58:05,370
# Cos I don't wanna walk on my own
Any more, won't you understand? #
743
00:58:05,410 --> 00:58:13,730
It went on so long,
even the sun went down.
744
00:58:13,770 --> 00:58:16,610
# Cos I don't wanna walk alone... #
745
00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:20,570
But once the queen of slo-mo herself
arrived...
746
00:58:20,610 --> 00:58:24,170
CHEERING
747
00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,810
Hello! Islanders, the party is over.
748
00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:31,890
..things moved a lot faster
and Konnor and Lolly were dumped.
749
00:58:31,930 --> 00:58:34,770
Lolly and Konnor,
could you please leave immediately?
750
00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:36,930
I guess it's time to head back to
the villa with your new bombshells.
751
00:58:36,970 --> 00:58:39,890
Back to the villa.
752
00:58:39,930 --> 00:58:43,730
It's never just a bit of fun
in the sun, is it?
753
00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,330
Wow. Some gaff.
754
00:58:46,370 --> 00:58:47,850
Tomorrow is a new day, boys.
755
00:58:47,890 --> 00:58:52,130
Harry, you've got to get
your grafting boots on, boy.
756
00:58:52,170 --> 00:58:54,410
IAIN: Never mind grafting boots,
get those shiny white trainers off,
757
00:58:54,450 --> 00:58:57,930
it's a "no shoe
in the bedroom policy" here.
758
00:59:03,970 --> 00:59:06,370
Here's an unseen clip of Reuben
trying to guess Joey's surname.
759
00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:08,890
Maybe, like, Sussex.
760
00:59:08,930 --> 00:59:11,410
Is that why you talk...?
It's literally English Lit.
761
00:59:11,450 --> 00:59:14,330
It's just lit.
How do you talk like that?
762
00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:16,730
Did you have "alu-clution" lessons?
Elocution. Elocution.
763
00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:18,610
Elocution.
"Eloclution."
764
00:59:18,650 --> 00:59:20,730
Just growing up in Surrey.
Why are you laughing?
765
00:59:20,770 --> 00:59:22,650
What is it again?
El... Is it Ella?
766
00:59:22,690 --> 00:59:25,250
Elo...
Oh, elo-cution. There you go.
767
00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:28,050
Elocution. No, it ain't.
Elocution. Yes, it is.
768
00:59:28,090 --> 00:59:30,410
Growing up in Surrey, mate.
Little posh-o.
769
00:59:30,450 --> 00:59:34,010
Mate, your wording is so sick,
so precise. Yeah.
770
00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:35,610
You sound like a keyboard.
771
00:59:35,650 --> 00:59:37,010
IAIN: Keyboard?
772
00:59:37,050 --> 00:59:38,450
I've been practising my keyboard
773
00:59:38,490 --> 00:59:43,330
ever since Jess Glynne
let me have a go the other day.
774
00:59:43,370 --> 00:59:45,530
'Jess even let me play the piano
opening to Hold My Hand.
775
00:59:45,570 --> 00:59:47,330
'It took me three weeks
to learn this
776
00:59:47,370 --> 00:59:49,690
'because it is super complicated.'
777
00:59:49,730 --> 00:59:52,050
And here is my very own
Reuben keyboard.
778
00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:54,930
What do you think about this then,
Jess Glynne?
779
00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:56,610
Whoo! Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo, whoo!
780
00:59:56,650 --> 01:00:05,650
Oh-oh-oh, O-K.
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, O-K.
781
01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:08,770
{\an8}He-he-he-he.
He, he, he, he, he-he-he-he.
782
01:00:08,810 --> 01:00:10,410
{\an8}Can we put the eating on hold?
Hold, hold, hold.
783
01:00:10,450 --> 01:00:12,770
{\an8}Can we put the eating on hold?
784
01:00:12,810 --> 01:00:15,050
{\an8}Let's bring the good vibes.
Vibes, vibes, vibes.
785
01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:17,130
{\an8}Let's bring the good vibes.
786
01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:18,770
{\an8}Let's bring the... Whoo!
Let's bring the... Whoo!
787
01:00:18,810 --> 01:00:19,810
{\an8}Let's bring the... Whoo!
788
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:21,410
{\an8}Let's bring the... Whoo!
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh...
789
01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,890
{\an8}Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh...
790
01:00:23,930 --> 01:00:26,010
{\an8}I don't, I don't, I don't...
I don't take myself too seriously.
791
01:00:26,050 --> 01:00:27,410
{\an8}Bring the... bring the...
bring the...
792
01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:28,450
{\an8}Put the eating on hold...
793
01:00:28,490 --> 01:00:30,490
{\an8}Bring the... bring the...
bring the... He-he-he...
794
01:00:30,530 --> 01:00:34,250
{\an8}He-he-he...
Bring the... bring the...
795
01:00:34,290 --> 01:00:37,250
{\an8}Love Island 2024, baby!
796
01:00:37,290 --> 01:00:39,490
{\an8}Whoo!
797
01:00:39,530 --> 01:00:42,690
{\an8}I thoroughly enjoyed
that experience.
798
01:00:42,730 --> 01:00:44,930
{\an8}I'll wait to hear from
you and your management, Jess.
799
01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:52,010
Here's an unseen bit of Grace
800
01:00:52,050 --> 01:00:53,890
attempting to tell a joke
I told her earlier.
801
01:00:53,930 --> 01:00:55,770
It's not... You know. He was like...
802
01:00:55,810 --> 01:00:57,570
This is actually really funny
because duh-duh-duh,
803
01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:59,010
and you can't...
He was like, you know.
804
01:00:59,050 --> 01:01:01,170
Hear it. Hear it. Hear it.
You know what I'm trying to say?
805
01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:02,850
He was like,
"That's not how it was at all."
806
01:01:02,890 --> 01:01:05,050
And he was like... I was... What?
807
01:01:05,090 --> 01:01:08,130
Oh, my God!
Look at that fucking spider!
808
01:01:08,170 --> 01:01:10,650
Where?
Up there.
809
01:01:10,690 --> 01:01:14,250
SCREAMING
810
01:01:14,290 --> 01:01:15,370
Oh, dear, Grace.
811
01:01:15,410 --> 01:01:18,130
It looks like you're being heckled
by an eight-legged audience member,
812
01:01:18,170 --> 01:01:22,490
{\an8}which can only mean one thing -
it's...
813
01:01:25,130 --> 01:01:26,770
IAIN WINCES
814
01:01:26,810 --> 01:01:28,450
My head's not turning.
And my heart is with you.
815
01:01:28,490 --> 01:01:30,970
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
JOEY GASPS
816
01:01:31,010 --> 01:01:33,650
Saved you.
Thanks.
817
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,170
SHE SCREAMS
818
01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:38,010
Oh, my God. Ew! It's a spider.
819
01:01:38,050 --> 01:01:39,930
BOTH SCREAM
820
01:01:39,970 --> 01:01:44,890
That jumped on my neck!
What the fuck?!
821
01:01:44,930 --> 01:01:46,970
I can walk round the club
and be in love
822
01:01:47,010 --> 01:01:49,450
with three different girls
in about ten minutes.
823
01:01:49,490 --> 01:01:51,650
Oh, yeah, exactly. There you go.
Soon as I get in here, I can't...
824
01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:55,090
Fuck. I don't like things that flap.
SHE LAUGHS
825
01:01:55,130 --> 01:01:59,130
What is...?
826
01:01:59,170 --> 01:02:03,050
Babe. Babe, what's on your leg?
No! Get it off! Get it off!
827
01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:06,570
BUZZING
828
01:02:12,490 --> 01:02:14,490
Erm, but he was like,
"Would you be open to like...?"
829
01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:16,490
There's a spider on your chest!
Where? Where? Where?
830
01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:19,450
Where? Where was it?
It was on your chest.
831
01:02:19,490 --> 01:02:21,730
It literally crawled
over your chest. Was it big?
832
01:02:21,770 --> 01:02:23,610
Where's it gone?
833
01:02:23,650 --> 01:02:27,410
I fucking hate
when that shit happens.
834
01:02:27,450 --> 01:02:29,250
I hate screaming and stuff.
Fuck that shit.
835
01:02:29,290 --> 01:02:32,890
I'm so fucking scared.
Ugh!
836
01:02:40,850 --> 01:02:46,050
{\an8}It's time for...
837
01:02:46,090 --> 01:02:49,170
{\an8}It's time for...
838
01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:51,210
Hello!
839
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:53,130
And this week, I asked our Islanders
what their icks were.
840
01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:54,650
Oh, my God. I've got so many icks.
841
01:02:54,690 --> 01:02:55,690
HE BURPS
842
01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:58,970
When their mam makes their
packed lunch for work the next day.
843
01:02:59,010 --> 01:03:02,010
Like, you can't even make
a packed lunch. Come on now.
844
01:03:02,050 --> 01:03:03,530
HE GASPS
845
01:03:03,570 --> 01:03:06,290
So, this is something Nicole does.
846
01:03:06,330 --> 01:03:09,170
It doesn't put me off,
but I do find it weird.
847
01:03:09,210 --> 01:03:12,850
Baggy boxers.
I just think they're just not it.
848
01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:17,010
When she has a canned drink,
she doesn't open it all the way.
849
01:03:17,050 --> 01:03:21,690
She just breaks it, pops it enough
so all the gas is gone
850
01:03:21,730 --> 01:03:24,250
and then, like,
sucks the can to drink it.
851
01:03:24,290 --> 01:03:27,010
Emojis that are just cringe.
852
01:03:27,050 --> 01:03:30,370
If, like, a girl has a clipboard,
you know you're in for a long day.
853
01:03:30,410 --> 01:03:33,890
I feel like that's an ick,
being very like... like that.
854
01:03:33,930 --> 01:03:36,130
I don't like the monkeys.
I don't like the kissing.
855
01:03:36,170 --> 01:03:38,370
You know the kissing one
that, like, blows a kiss.
856
01:03:38,410 --> 01:03:39,690
I do not like that emoji.
857
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,290
There's just certain words
people are shortening
858
01:03:41,330 --> 01:03:42,370
that you don't need to shorten.
859
01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:44,730
I just don't understand that.
Just, like, say it.
860
01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:47,770
Boys and white jeans. Yuck.
861
01:03:47,810 --> 01:03:49,770
Nah.
862
01:03:49,810 --> 01:03:55,250
If I come out of the dressing room
and saw Sean in ripped white jeans,
863
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:58,890
I would have to re-couple, I think.
864
01:03:58,930 --> 01:04:02,130
Men wearing flip-flops.
I don't really know why
865
01:04:02,170 --> 01:04:04,450
you've got that in between
your big toe and little toe.
866
01:04:04,490 --> 01:04:07,810
Bad hair extensions,
for me, probably.
867
01:04:07,850 --> 01:04:10,490
You know, I don't really
wanna be walking round
868
01:04:10,530 --> 01:04:12,530
and having to see the clip
hanging out of your head.
869
01:04:12,570 --> 01:04:15,850
I absolutely hate it when boys
own pyjamas and dressing gowns.
870
01:04:15,890 --> 01:04:18,090
It's just such an ick for me.
871
01:04:18,130 --> 01:04:19,650
You know, like,
the stripy pyjama bottoms.
872
01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:21,690
It's just a massive no-go for me.
873
01:04:21,730 --> 01:04:22,850
Men in a bath.
874
01:04:22,890 --> 01:04:25,730
They've got hairy feet
sticking out at the end.
875
01:04:25,770 --> 01:04:30,410
Always no bubbles with them.
And everything floats.
876
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,330
Please, no. No, no, no.
877
01:04:32,370 --> 01:04:35,650
The candyman sweets. I love them,
they worked for me. I'm here.
878
01:04:35,690 --> 01:04:38,690
However, it is an ick
that he gives them
879
01:04:38,730 --> 01:04:40,850
to every single girl that he meets.
880
01:04:40,890 --> 01:04:42,850
Yeah, give them the worst sweet.
He has to give them liquorice
881
01:04:42,890 --> 01:04:44,530
because, like,
if you like liquorice,
882
01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:46,250
then that's an ick in itself.
883
01:04:46,290 --> 01:04:49,410
If you like liquorice
as your favourite sweet,
884
01:04:49,450 --> 01:04:51,770
I'm sorry, it's a no-go.
885
01:04:51,810 --> 01:04:53,850
I'm a walking ick.
886
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:58,130
I sing, I dance, I do everything.
I'm just... I'm a show.
887
01:04:58,170 --> 01:05:00,850
And you either love the show,
or you hate the show.
888
01:05:05,290 --> 01:05:08,730
{\an8}See you all next time
for some more...
889
01:05:14,930 --> 01:05:17,730
Right, that's it for Unseen Bits.
Off to bed, you lot.
890
01:05:17,770 --> 01:05:20,530
# After a long day in the Villa
891
01:05:20,570 --> 01:05:26,850
# Lots of arguments and fights
892
01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:30,050
# In here with Mimii and Matilda
893
01:05:30,090 --> 01:05:33,570
# And we're gonna have a good night
894
01:05:33,610 --> 01:05:37,610
# It's time for us to sleep
Sleep
895
01:05:37,650 --> 01:05:41,450
# But before we go
Go
896
01:05:41,490 --> 01:05:46,090
# We're gonna brush our teeth
Teeth
897
01:05:46,130 --> 01:05:50,450
# And put on a show
Show... #
898
01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:55,890
HE IMITATES BEAT DROP
899
01:05:55,930 --> 01:05:58,970
# Here we go, here we go... #
900
01:05:59,010 --> 01:06:01,810
No, stop that. I said bed.
We haven't got any more time.
901
01:06:01,850 --> 01:06:06,610
It's the end of the show!
Bye, y'all!
902
01:06:06,650 --> 01:06:12,730
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