1 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:11,410 IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island... 2 00:00:11,450 --> 00:00:12,930 Coming in, you were the one that I wanted. 3 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:15,210 Safe to say we are closed off now. I'm excited. 4 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,210 ..there was romance... 5 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,450 You know, sometimes, when I look at you, I just want to say it. 6 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:21,050 I love you? Yeah. 7 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:24,450 He got me a little cute teddy. Aw! 8 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,370 We are exclusive now, we are locked in, like. 9 00:00:26,410 --> 00:00:27,570 CHEERING 10 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:29,250 # I can't see me lovin'... # 11 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:32,170 ..and the final re-coupling. 12 00:00:32,210 --> 00:00:36,450 This girl makes me feel amazing. Jessica. 13 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:39,770 She is my fizzy watermelon slice. Matilda. 14 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:41,610 I can't wait to spend the foreseeable future with her. 15 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,130 Mimii. 16 00:00:43,170 --> 00:00:45,770 I've finally met a girl who is just as weird as me... 17 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:48,210 in a good way. Jessy. 18 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:50,330 We've come a long way from the first re-coupling speech, 19 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:54,410 I chose her, and that was the final one. Nicole. 20 00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:57,250 Every minute spent with her is an absolute delight. 21 00:00:57,290 --> 00:01:01,250 I'm excited to continue my journey with her. Grace. 22 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:06,450 # And you for me So happy together... # 23 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:08,410 You know, obviously I had my eyes elsewhere. 24 00:01:08,450 --> 00:01:10,090 # So happy together... # 25 00:01:10,130 --> 00:01:14,090 What will be, will be. 26 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:15,850 So, the girl I would like to couple up with is... Lola. 27 00:01:15,890 --> 00:01:17,970 It is what it is. 28 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:20,690 SHE SIGHS 29 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:28,210 IAIN: Tonight... 30 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:33,290 the Grafties go off. 31 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:35,890 I'm scared for what's to come. THEY GASP 32 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,090 Oh, shut up. 33 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,210 Who do you think you are, bro? 34 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,650 Hold on! Pause. 35 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,450 You're sounding like a right knob-head right now. 36 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:42,770 What you getting involved for anyway? 37 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:44,970 You're always getting involved! You're a melt. 38 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,730 IAIN: The last week's here 39 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:04,890 and everybody wants to make it to the final. 40 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:08,210 Sean, for one, would love to get his hands on that cash prize. 41 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:12,170 Yes, the Candyman wants 50 grand-yman. 42 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:15,850 # You look at things The wrong way around... # 43 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:17,570 How is everyone this morning, then? 44 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,450 The vibes are so much better in the villa. 45 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:21,810 Love is actually in the air. 46 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:26,050 # You're not listening I'm not listening 47 00:02:26,090 --> 00:02:31,690 # Forever have to be alone... # 48 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:34,410 How was your first night back with Reu-baloo? 49 00:02:34,450 --> 00:02:35,930 It was so nice! 50 00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:40,970 I sleep so much better when I'm next to him. No, you do! 51 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:43,290 What's your plan of action today, mate? 52 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:48,010 How did you sleep, Lola? Yeah, I actually slept well. 53 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:50,930 It's kind of just giving awkward, though. I can't lie. 54 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,530 His awkward vibes are bringing me awkward vibes. 55 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:56,530 Really? Yeah. 56 00:02:56,570 --> 00:02:59,930 # You're not listening I'm not listening... # 57 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:04,570 Welcome to MasterChef. Wow. What?! 58 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:06,810 Shall I say, "Grace can you come inside with me a second?" 59 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:08,690 Could go terrace? 60 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:17,930 I'm coming to collect Gracie Bomb-bacie. 61 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,690 Will you come with me, please? 62 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:22,290 Come on, Gracie girl. I'm coming. 63 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:32,090 THEY GIGGLE 64 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:38,170 This is mad, innit, this place? I love it. 65 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:41,770 Aw! Oh, fancy seeing you here. 66 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:45,370 Bye, guys. Have a great date. 67 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:48,970 Have fun! Thanks! 68 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:50,530 Oh, my God, this is so cute. 69 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,610 A lovely little assortment. 70 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:55,650 Babe, thank you so much. No worries. 71 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:58,690 So, how are you today? I'm good. Good? You good? 72 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:00,210 I feel good. I feel... Good, good, good. 73 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,090 I feel loads better. 74 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:05,250 It's just a lot more natural, innit? I just feel, like, happier today. 75 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:07,450 I think, like, it was the right thing to do, 76 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:10,770 to, like, try and get to know them and give our time and stuff, 77 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:15,930 but I just think ultimately it was, yeah, just not really there. 78 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:17,370 Exactly. 79 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:20,090 I didn't really like seeing you with another girl when, like... 80 00:04:20,130 --> 00:04:24,130 we was doing the game, and then I was just like, 81 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:27,210 "Um, I don't really want that." Yeah, yeah. 82 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,690 And that's probably the first time I've felt like that in here 83 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:31,770 for, like, a while. Yeah, yeah. 84 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:34,490 Do you know what I mean? So, I was just like, "Umm." Hmm. 85 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:37,290 You are looking lovely, as always. Thank you. So are you. 86 00:04:37,330 --> 00:04:39,970 Looking lovely, I want to taste... 87 00:04:56,050 --> 00:05:00,170 Softest lips in the game. Softest lips in the game. 88 00:05:00,210 --> 00:05:02,850 This is so sweet, though, thank you so much. No problem. 89 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:08,970 Perfect. Mmm, you're perfect. 90 00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:11,810 IAIN: Harry and Lola ended up with each other at the final re-coupling. 91 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,450 Aw, look at them. 92 00:05:13,490 --> 00:05:17,610 Lola's on cloud eight, and Harry is literally under the moon. 93 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,410 How are you feeling now that we're in a couple? 94 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:22,170 It'd be nice for us to both actually explore something 95 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:24,810 that could be romantic. You would be my usual type. 96 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:27,130 I appreciate that. Obviously, I fancy you as well. 97 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:30,210 I mean, I feel like last night, I felt a little bit awkward, maybe. 98 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,570 I'm sorry if I did make you feel... You don't need to... 99 00:05:32,610 --> 00:05:34,610 Honestly, you don't need to apologise. It won't happen again. 100 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:35,810 You don't need to apologise at all. 101 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:39,090 What's your plans for today, then? Going with the flow. 102 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,370 Mm. I'm going to do nothing more than graft you and sunbathe. 103 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:45,370 Graft me and sunbathe? Yeah. Better get your grafting boots on, then. 104 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:48,450 My grafting boots? Yeah. These ones? 105 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:51,850 They don't look like grafting boots. Put them on today for you. Did you? 106 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,650 Yeah, did my laces up nice and tight. 107 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:57,370 They don't look it. They look very loose. 108 00:05:57,410 --> 00:06:00,770 Sean and Joey have taken Matilda and Jessy to the Love Island gym - 109 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:02,570 home to the world's only 110 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:05,330 fully-functional solid wood treadmill. 111 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:08,050 I had a run on it the other day and got a splinter. 112 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:10,570 Why don't you two be the PTs? 113 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:13,250 So, how many press ups can everyone do? 114 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:17,530 JESSY:Er, not even one. One.I can't do that. 115 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:21,770 Would you be able to do them with Jessy on your back? Yeah.OK, try. 116 00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:24,690 On your back, back to back. Yeah, back-to-back. 117 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:27,610 Oh, yeah, perfect. This is... Argh! 118 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:29,730 Come higher up, though. Why are you scared? 119 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:31,570 I'm so scared. You've got nothing to be scared of. 120 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:33,450 Ready?No. No! 121 00:06:33,490 --> 00:06:39,130 JESSY SCREAMS, THEY CHEER 122 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:41,530 What are you doing? That was so good. That was so good. 123 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:43,970 Go on, Seanie, you try it. Oh, God, here we go. I'm so scared. 124 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:46,810 Sean, I really don't think you'll be able to do this. Come on. 125 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:49,130 I'm really scared for me. I'm strong, I'm strong. 126 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:52,330 I'm really... I'm so scared. Come on! 127 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:55,010 Go on, you made me do it! I'm scared for my self-esteem right now. 128 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:57,810 Sean, now you definitely gotta try. Yeah, hold there, yeah. 129 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:00,410 Guys! SEAN STRAINS 130 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:01,410 I'm joking. Argh! 131 00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:07,930 MATILDA LAUGHS 132 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:12,370 Well done! Well done. You guys smashed it. 133 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:15,610 IAIN: Josh is massaging Mimii's feet, fanning her face, 134 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:18,650 and listening to every word she says. 135 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,650 He's either the perfect man 136 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:24,330 or a sex-bot she ordered off DreamBoyfriend.org. 137 00:07:24,370 --> 00:07:30,570 What's your favourite Bible story? Mm... Mm. 138 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:34,250 Sodom and Gomorrah. Same! Shut up! Is it actually? Yeah. 139 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:36,810 What the hell? Sodo-mundo! 140 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:40,610 What the hell? I told you, we're basically meant for each other. 141 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:43,170 What the hell? That's my favourite. Why? 142 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:48,170 It teaches you how... To not look back. Yeah. Basically. 143 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:51,370 OK, I'll be genuinely honest with you, yeah, I feel like... 144 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:53,410 Obviously, you're a pretty face as well, 145 00:07:53,450 --> 00:07:56,730 but I'm so taken aback at how many times we connect on things. Mm. 146 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:59,730 It's very, very nice. It's very scary. 147 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:03,370 It is. Very scary. But I like it. It's good. Yeah. 148 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:05,490 Grace suffers from text-aphobia. 149 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,250 I could describe the condition to you, 150 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:09,170 but it's more fun to see it in action. 151 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,770 TEXT ALERT, GRACE SCREAMS 152 00:08:10,810 --> 00:08:12,490 Oh, what? I've got a text! 153 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:15,490 Oh, what? Oh, no. 154 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:19,730 READS ALOUD: 155 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:36,850 CHEERING 156 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:41,370 Jeez! I'm buzzing. Let's go! 157 00:08:41,410 --> 00:08:43,170 CIARAN: 'Grafties award night.' 158 00:08:43,210 --> 00:08:47,930 I just know it's going to end up with absolute bickering. 159 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,930 This is terrifying. This is gonna be savage. 160 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,060 IAIN STIRLING: It's The Grafties tonight, 161 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,660 I nearly won Best Disembodied Scottish Voice last year, 162 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,620 but I lost out to the wee lady that calls them in 163 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:09,260 when it's time for dinner. 164 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,780 Damn you, Agnes McTavish! 165 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:13,300 No sitting on the fence tonight. 166 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,300 Be honest, be open, be straight up, and be real. 167 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,340 And be reem! And be reem. 168 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:20,060 I'm so excited. 169 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:25,260 # I keep losing my mind... # 170 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,620 What categories does everyone wanna get? 171 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,020 Funniest Islander. 172 00:09:28,060 --> 00:09:29,460 Biggest Player. 173 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,020 Who's the messiest in the villa? Deffo Joey. 174 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:34,820 I know who's getting the Biggest Shit Stirrer award. Ooh! 175 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,100 I would disagree strongly on that one! 176 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,780 And what do you even say in an acceptance speech? 177 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,220 Depending on what you get, just say, 178 00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:42,620 "Thanks, I'll take this one on the chin." 179 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:48,340 I'm so excited, but I'm also a bit nervous 180 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,180 for what we are going to see. 181 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,900 I don't think we've got a reason to be nervous. 182 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:53,540 We've got just got to try and remember 183 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:56,060 the positive vibes are still here. ALL: Yeah. 184 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,260 I want to be real, at the end of the day, 185 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,460 just ride the wave. 186 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,860 We are all boys, at the end of the day, 187 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,580 and everything gets squashed and talked about. 188 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,700 Oh, for real, for real. 189 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,900 # Welcome to the other side I think I've found a new me 190 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:07,820 # And it's a new day 191 00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:11,540 # I need a clean break. # 192 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:16,180 IAIN: The Islanders are glammed up and walking the red carpet, 193 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:17,660 well, OK, white decking, 194 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:21,100 as they head for the award ceremony of the year. 195 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:24,180 GRACE:Oh, my God! 196 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,500 IAIN: There's seven categories at tonight's event, 197 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:31,940 and each of them will have a range of nominees. 198 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:35,500 When the winner is announced, they collect their award 199 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,220 and give an acceptance speech. 200 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:40,460 My lady... 201 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,340 IAIN: The moment is here, 202 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:45,740 so get ready to clap your hands and curl your toes... 203 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,620 Babe, we got front row. I know. 204 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,420 There's a reason for that, though, isn't there? 205 00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:50,860 How many speeches did you rehearse? 206 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,740 .. for The Grafties! 207 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:55,540 Cheers. 208 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:59,380 FANFARE 209 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:16,140 IAIN: Welcome to the Love Island Grafties 2024. 210 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:19,420 CHEERING 211 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:24,300 Cheers! Cheers! 212 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:26,780 It's all love. It's all in the past. 213 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:30,060 IAIN: It's time for our first award... 214 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,900 Least Favourite Couple. 215 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:36,100 Savage! Oh-ho-ho! Oh, mate. 216 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,500 Here we go. 217 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:42,380 This is perfect. 218 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:48,940 IAIN: The public have been voting for their favourite couple... 219 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,860 Shouldn't we be around the fire pit right now? 220 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:54,020 JESSY:No, surely not. Not right now. Not now, surely. 221 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,980 Not before it even starts. JOEY:Nah, nah, nah, nah. 222 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,220 Oh, shut up! Shut up! 223 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,700 No-one can leave before The Grafties are over. 224 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:05,220 Surely they wouldn't do this at The Grafties. 225 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:09,820 IAIN: The couples with the fewest votes are... 226 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,740 Grace and Reuben. 227 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,700 Lola and Harry. 228 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,700 Jess and Ayo. 229 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,340 What is the public's beef, though? Like, for real. 230 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:22,820 Like, can't you just let me live? Just let me live! 231 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,780 We just got here and they don't like us. 232 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:28,020 JOEY:We just got to The Grafties. 233 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:31,580 IAIN: And the winners are... Oh, my God. 234 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,180 ..Lola and Harry. 235 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,580 Yes! 236 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:38,260 APPLAUSE Well done, guys! 237 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,420 CHEERING Congratulations. 238 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,660 It so obvious why, though. Like, literally yesterday... 239 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,780 Speech, speech, speech! 240 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:49,340 A win is a win! 241 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:51,580 Thank you to the public, you know, at least I won something. 242 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,900 At least me and Lola won an award together tonight. 243 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,820 At the end of the day, a win is a win. A win is a win! 244 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:01,220 Come on! APPLAUSE 245 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,740 TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP 246 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,860 No! Oh, my God! 247 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,460 No. No, no, no, no. Fuck off. 248 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,540 Read the text, please. 249 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:18,700 READS ALOUD: 250 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,660 No way! 251 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,700 Oh, guys! 252 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:30,140 Lola... Oh, my God. Lola... 253 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:33,460 Fucking hell, man. 254 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:39,060 # Time is flying by... # 255 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:43,300 Appreciate you, man. I'll miss you. 256 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,540 I'm going to follow you back. All right? 257 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:51,140 So sorry, Harry, you honestly smashed it. 258 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,820 Darlin', thank you. Take care of yourself. 259 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,220 Speak to you later. 260 00:13:57,260 --> 00:14:00,380 What the fuck? 261 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:04,580 That was actually bad. What the fuck? 262 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,460 Harry! Love you guys so much. 263 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,140 Bye, guys. See youse later. 264 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,260 Bye! Love you! Bye, guys. 265 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:16,500 Love you, love you. Bye, guys! 266 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:19,740 Well, that was a bit shit. That was heavy. 267 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,540 I'm scared for what's to come. 268 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:28,140 # For we all fall down. # 269 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,100 IAIN: The nominees for Flirtiest Performance are... 270 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,900 Flirtiest Performance. Oh, slay! 271 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,220 Sean. 272 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,980 GASPING AND CHEERING Come on! 273 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,780 "What sweet am I?" 274 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,900 'What's your favourite sweet?' Oh! 275 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,820 'Fizzy peach.' 'How I like my women.' 276 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,620 'I'm a bit of a fizzy peach.' 'Are ya? 277 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,420 'I think you are - you've got a bit of a peach on you.' 278 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,660 That's my boy! 279 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,380 'You're one-of-a-kind with the coconut...' Shh! 280 00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,700 'Yeah, I feel like I am one-of-a-kind.' 281 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,140 'You need to sprinkle some coconut... 282 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,500 'Sprinkle some coconut on me.' Oh, my God! 283 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,540 'That's just a bit weird.' What? 284 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:06,220 'I don't want anyone else, and I just wanna focus on you.' 285 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,380 Aww! 286 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,260 Can you stop telling girls what sweets they are? 287 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:14,300 'You'd have to be a fizzy fang.' 'Right, OK.' 288 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,500 'Cos you've got to get your teeth into someone. Know what I mean?' 289 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:21,300 WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE 290 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,740 Big up the sweetie boy! 291 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,820 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 292 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,620 Like, the sweet game, you know, the success rate wasn't that great, 293 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,900 but I secured Matilda, so... Exactly. ..who's the real winner? 294 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:36,340 CHEERING 295 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:39,380 We're so proud of him, man. 296 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,660 IAIN: Grace. 297 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,940 GASPING AND CHEERING 298 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:45,660 Oh, my God, please, no! 299 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,540 'You are a good kisser, you know.' 'Oh, thank you.' 300 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,300 'You took me by surprise a bit, and I don't know why.' 301 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:52,220 'For me, I'm more slow and sensual. I'm not like...' 'Yeah, yeah.' 302 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,260 'You need someone to make love to you up there.' 303 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,940 'It builds the tension to see... Do you know what I mean?' 304 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,900 'Exactly. Got to build the tension up for you before releasing.' 305 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,900 WHOOPING 'I'm shocked.' 306 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,820 'That you picked me?' 'Yeah.' 307 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,500 'I mean, yeah, cos we just both said, "Does he have a type?" ' 308 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:10,020 'Yeah. Well, you're my type.' 'OK.' 309 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:13,780 'I feel like we might go to similar places, to be fair.' 310 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:17,540 'Oh, really?' 'Yeah, yeah, yeah.' 'Huh?' 311 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,540 'God, I can literally cut the fucking sexual tension 312 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:22,940 'with a knife.' 'Who said there was sexual tension?' 313 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,340 Grace, that was dead flirting, man. Not sure what game I brought there. 314 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,740 That was so dead! Here's to Grace! 315 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,620 CHEERING Cheers, Grace. 316 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:32,740 IAIN: Joey. 317 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:36,300 GASPING AND LAUGHTER Oh, no! 318 00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:38,500 'I'm fine by myself...' 319 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,420 'Yeah. Sorry.' 320 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,980 'Whoa.' 'You're touching my foot.' 'Sorry.' 321 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,700 'I feel like you're a bit of a troublemaker.' 322 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,380 'Do you reckon?' 'Yeah.' 'Mm. 323 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,580 'And you seem, honestly, lovely.' 'Thank you. So do you.' 324 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,300 'Yeah. Mm.' 'Very nice. 325 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,060 'What do you think I can do to turn your head?' 326 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,940 'I dunno. It's up to you, innit?' 'I'll see.' 327 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,820 'I'm not gonna shut it down. 328 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,180 'Me and Jessy haven't had that conversation at all.' 'No. Yeah.' 329 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,100 'This is a test.' 'Are you gonna fail the test?' 330 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:04,460 'Well, I dunno. It depends how much you can graft.' 331 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,380 'You'll have to see, won't you?' 'Mm.' 332 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:11,740 GASPING 333 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,020 I told you. 334 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,940 I mean, you used the "troublemaker" line on me first. Oh! 335 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,580 And then... And then... She was a troublemaker! 336 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,460 I thought you shut it down. Hold on. 337 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,780 If she put in more of a graft, would you have failed the test? Yeah! 338 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:24,220 No, of course not. 339 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,660 I told you, I'm interested to know why you think you can turn my head. 340 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,060 Joey, man... You clearly wanted her to. 341 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:34,460 I've got nothing to say, really. Other than, "I'm not interested." 342 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,820 # The world is mine... # 343 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,740 IAIN: And the winner is... Surely not. 344 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,020 Joey! 345 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,860 GASPING AND APPLAUSE 346 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,740 Go on, Joey! I don't know what I can say. 347 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,820 Thank you. Like... 348 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,860 I don't know what type of game I was dropping there - it wasn't tip-top - 349 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,660 but, I mean, an award's an award. 350 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,380 And, yeah, I wanna thank the public. 351 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:06,500 I also wanna thank, erm... I don't know. Erm... 352 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,180 LAUGHTER Jessy. 353 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,380 I wanna thank Jessy for understanding. 354 00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,620 Peace. 355 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:17,460 Aww! # The world is mine... # 356 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,860 At least we got one. "We"? 357 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,820 I don't want anything to do with that. 358 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:25,500 # The world is mine. # 359 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,870 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to The Grafties, 360 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,110 the award show that's less Golden Globes, 361 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,670 more white balls dumped on the astroturf. 362 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:48,190 And no, we don't know why the lights aren't on the tables either. 363 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,950 The nominees for It's Giving One-Sided are... 364 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,030 It's Giving One-Sided are... 365 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,990 STIFLED LAUGHTER Hmm. 366 00:18:56,030 --> 00:19:00,190 GASPS Ooh. Shh! 367 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:03,030 'That, and then we bring each other in, 368 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:05,070 'and then we just... You know what I mean? 369 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,350 'You can sit on me if you want.' 'Oh, my gosh, Josh. Look at you.' 370 00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:14,990 'Yeah, I'm surprised you don't want to.' 371 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:15,990 Yes, Mimii! 'Really?' 372 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,670 'You look like a model. You are banging. Look at you. 373 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,110 'I'm trying to do something nice for Mimii. 374 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,910 'I want to make her sort of like dessert and waffles. 375 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,870 'But she's sitting right there and I don't want her to see it. 376 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,230 'So what do you think? Do you think there's a way you can get her away?' 377 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,630 'With Josh, it's going well.' 'Mm-hm.' 378 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,230 'But it's quite intense.' 379 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,510 'Do you feel like he's a bit clingy?' 380 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,270 JOEY:Oh! NICOLE: That's not that bad. 381 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,830 No. 382 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,950 It just shows that you've come in here for one thing, just Mimiii. 383 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,990 Yeah. I'm just wondering why it's under that category. 384 00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,910 What's it trying to tell me? Hmm. 385 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:45,710 SHE LAUGHS 386 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,230 'I'm gonna be attached to your hip now Emma's not here.' 387 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,150 'Is that so?' 'Do you love it?' 388 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,510 'Erm...' 'You absolutely do.' 389 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,790 'Dunno, you know.' 'You do.' 390 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,670 'Hmm.' 'I want you to say, "I love you so much." ' 391 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,670 'Oh, my God!' 'I want you to say, "I love you so much, Jess, 392 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,790 ' "I'm so happy you're here. I'm obsessed with you." 393 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,750 'You're actually my favourite person.' 394 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,270 'Them lot are just like...' 395 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,990 'Say it back.' 'Them lot will smoke me.' 396 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,150 'You're my favourite, too. But don't tell me to say back, 397 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:13,870 'cos then it seems false.' 398 00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:19,230 LAUGHTER Do you think it's one-sided, Ayo? 399 00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,390 It's never been one-sided. Never, ever, ever? 400 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,190 We are literally on the same page. 401 00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:26,550 The real is that I do say my piece and she gets it, you know. 402 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:30,790 And I'm really falling. So she knows what's going on. 403 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,910 Aw, Ayo! At the end of the day, I know how I feel, so... 404 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,310 Me not care. 405 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,830 'Hello.' 'Can I take you for a chat?' 406 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:47,430 'Can I just eat? And then we'll go.' 'O...kay. 407 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:53,750 'Oh, actually, you know what? Can we put the eating on hold?' 408 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:57,390 That's a bit of a hangry conversation there. 409 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,910 You've closed the box! 410 00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,070 'I was just a bit like... This has pissed me off a bit, 411 00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:04,270 'to be honest, now.' 'Seriously, come on now, actually.' 412 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,750 'I was feeling really good and I wanted to spend my time with him, 413 00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,710 'and now he's just pissed me off.' 414 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:12,390 I don't know what that... I don't know what you pissed me off about. 415 00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,270 She was hangry. Is it one-sided now, though? 416 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,750 No. No, it's actually not now. 417 00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:19,790 No. It's not. That was right at the start. 418 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,590 Yeah, but obviously the graft's paid off. 419 00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:25,150 May the best grafter win. 420 00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:27,790 I think it's Josh, personally. I can't lie. 421 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,110 How is it? How was it me?You know, you've made Mimii exclusive, 422 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:33,390 you know, quite quick as well. So I feel like, you know, 423 00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:38,150 it's a one-sided game, to be fair. Fair play. I just didn't need 424 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,630 to go through three people to know who I wanted. 425 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,750 LAUGHTER Oooh! 426 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:45,950 Who have I been through? Who have I been through? 427 00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,950 No, don't. You don't need me to say it, bro. It's clear. 428 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:49,590 But I've been tested, I've gone through Casa, 429 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:52,470 tried it, nah, didn't buy it, you know? Fair enough. 430 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:54,430 I've stayed with Matilda. Yeah. 431 00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:57,150 And for you, you've come in... Yeah. ..stuck with Mimi, you know, 432 00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,750 contemplating it with Grace but didn't have the bottle 433 00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:01,790 to go through with it. When I spoke to Grace, 434 00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:04,270 Grace is a lovely girl, but I decided I wanted 435 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:06,350 to go on with Mimii, because I felt my connection was stronger. 436 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:07,470 I think we both decided that. 437 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:09,270 Let's not make out that it was just you. 438 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,830 You've just made some mad moves, and I feel like, you know, 439 00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:15,670 played it quite safe and it looks quite one-sided. 440 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,790 You think I played it safe? Just leave it, Sean. 441 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:24,790 Why are you carrying it on? 442 00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:28,550 I feel like what he's trying to say is that you've gone exclusive 443 00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:31,710 under pressure quite quickly. What kind of pressure? 444 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,750 What kind of pressure would make me go exclusive with her? 445 00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,990 I dunno, when the secret mission got brought up and things like that. 446 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:37,310 That's got nothing to do with it. 447 00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,790 If anything, that would push me further away. 448 00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:40,430 What you're saying doesn't even make sense, Joey. 449 00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:42,470 Now, what Joey is saying... You don't need to speak to him. 450 00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:44,550 Hold on... You don't need to speak for him. 451 00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:47,070 Wait, wait. He backs you guys, but he is saying, 452 00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:49,070 he is trying to explain... It's a backhanded compliment. 453 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,310 He's saying to me I've done it under pressure. 454 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:53,630 No, Josh, you're not listening! This is your problem! That's not... 455 00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,830 Hold on. Go on, go on. Listen, pause. 456 00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:58,750 Everybody freeze right now. Let's calm it down a little bit. 457 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:01,470 Joe is trying to say he backs you guys. But at the same time, 458 00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:04,590 Sean isn't getting his point across very well. 459 00:23:04,630 --> 00:23:07,790 Joey's trying to explain it for you. Your problem isn't with Joey. 460 00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:10,230 He's saying he backs it. Joey's saying we did it under pressure. 461 00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:12,310 It wasn't under pressure. It's got nothing to do with pressure. 462 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,990 He is trying to back... It's never been an under pressure thing. 463 00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:17,030 It come about at the same time. You're not in our situation, 464 00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,550 so you can't really tell about the situation. 465 00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:21,270 You can't be saying it's because of a secret mission. 466 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:24,390 Because it was quick. It was literally the next day. 467 00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:26,630 If anything, that secred mission or whatever you're talking about, 468 00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:29,070 it was meant to push me away. 469 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:30,670 Fucking hell! I know, it just needs to be left now. 470 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:36,550 So annoying. 471 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:40,550 CHEERING Well done, Jess! 472 00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:44,510 Yes, Jess! "Say it back."Yes! 473 00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:48,390 I would just like to say that I'm so happy to accept this award. 474 00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:52,510 Yes, I am obsessed with Ayo. Say it back. 475 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:55,950 I'm obsessed. Aaaaah! 476 00:23:55,990 --> 00:24:00,590 CHEERING 477 00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:05,310 # Time after time. # 478 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:08,270 That was a one-sided kiss, fucking hell. 479 00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:13,190 # If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting 480 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:18,070 # Time after time. # 481 00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:27,590 IAIN: The nominees for the Most Dramatic Performance are... 482 00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:32,070 Eh? ALL:Ciaran! 483 00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,230 Oh, for fuck's sake. 484 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:36,430 JOEY: 'I'm not trying to upset Ciaran by kissing Nicole. 485 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,670 'It was a respectful kiss. I think it was the worst kiss 486 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,630 'I've ever kissed someone in my life.' 487 00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:42,230 'Unless you say to me, "I'm kissing Nicole 488 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:43,870 ' "because I want to get with her..." ' 489 00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:46,670 'Trust me, believe me, I don't ever want to kiss your girl ever again. 490 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:49,830 'Like, I never would, I never will. It was in a game, first of all.' 491 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:51,990 'Can I speak and say my point, or are you gonna interrupt me again?' 492 00:24:52,030 --> 00:24:54,830 'I only interrupted you once, mate.' 'You literally just did, mate.' 493 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,830 'All right, mate, I'm sorry for interrupting you once (!)' 494 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,030 'Let me say my piece, then. 495 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:02,790 'My thing is, you could have married Nicole and kissed Jessy.' 496 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:05,950 'Yeah, but I wanted to marry Jessy.' 'Joey, let me fucking talk.' 497 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:11,390 LAUGHTER So dramatic. 498 00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:14,150 I mean, you did interrupt me, Joey. 499 00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:17,630 We actually listened to that. It was juicy. So juicy. We loved it. 500 00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:20,830 We were silent. There was silence the whole conversation. 501 00:25:24,830 --> 00:25:26,750 'I hope she's a horrible, horrible person.' 502 00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,390 'See you in a bit.' 503 00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:30,470 'Karma's a bitch and she's called Lolly. 504 00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,030 'She can take him. She can have him. Where's he going? 505 00:25:33,070 --> 00:25:34,550 'I want the lowdown myself. 506 00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:36,950 'I don't understand where the respect is here. 507 00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:39,230 'Joey!' 'What?' 508 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:41,030 'Do you want to have a chat?' 509 00:25:41,070 --> 00:25:43,030 'Shall we go for a chat?' 'She feels like I've gone 510 00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:46,230 'in my shell a little bit since being, like, coupled up with you. 511 00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:50,750 'I said to her... No, no, but I think she's just basically...' 512 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,190 'Being disrespectful?' 'No, no.' 513 00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:56,430 I love that. I still back it, I'm not gonna lie. 514 00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:58,550 I back it. It was disrespectful. 515 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:02,230 That was not a shock. 516 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,350 'Just shut up now, cos you're winding me up. 517 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:09,270 'Fucking knobs, like, all of them are actually dickheads. 518 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:12,270 'Fucking over this situation. It's pissing me off. 519 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:14,110 'Who was it?' 'Ciaran and Emma.' 520 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:17,270 'Who's Emma?!' LAUGHTER 521 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,190 'Who the fuck is Emma?' 522 00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,270 'You say to me how you can't trust me and stuff, 523 00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:23,630 'and I can't trust you. But look at our clips. 524 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:25,430 'Compare our clips there.' 525 00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,590 'You literally just slagged me off in all your clips.' 526 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:29,670 'I actually can't be arsed.' 'You did, to be fair.' 527 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:31,510 'Everyone in here is so two-faced. 528 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,910 'No, everyone in here is actually so two-faced!' 529 00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:36,310 Oh! Well, then! 530 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:38,310 Guys, you are lying if you haven't been two-faced in here 531 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,310 at one point, like, come on. We've all spoke about each other. 532 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:45,670 What are you all silent for? 533 00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:47,670 I'm absolutely entitled to speak to him about how I feel 534 00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:50,070 about the situation, especially when we'd just gone from Movie Night... 535 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,270 100%. 536 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,310 ..and watched every single person talk about everyone. 537 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,950 All right, don't be dramatic. Fucking hell. 538 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,510 Sean, shut up, love. 539 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,230 You literally get involved in everyone's situation 540 00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:02,270 every five minutes. Be quiet. Ooh-ho-ho-ho! Slap. 541 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:04,470 You actually do, you actually know. 542 00:27:04,510 --> 00:27:05,990 Don't even come at me for commenting on people 543 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:09,070 when you comment on every single person in here. 544 00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:11,990 I'm not actually up for that award, so... clearly you do more. 545 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,590 Shocked. Very shocked. 546 00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:20,870 I can't lie, you're sounding like a right fucking knob-head right now. 547 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:24,390 What?! Where's that come from? Where's that come from? 548 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:26,190 Can I not make comments, or...? 549 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,150 No, but I never said anything on what Nicole was saying. 550 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,070 My opinion is I just think you sound like a knob. 551 00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:31,870 I'm not saying anything about what Nicole was saying 552 00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:33,830 because, in fairness, we all do it. 553 00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:35,750 We all do talk about each other, like... Exactly. 554 00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:37,910 Just got called an absolute knob-head for no reason. 555 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,510 No reason at all. 556 00:27:40,550 --> 00:27:45,390 I didn't disagree with what she was saying. 557 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,070 IAIN: And the winner is... 558 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:49,670 Get up and start walking. Shut up. 559 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,350 ..Nicole. Whoo! Whoo! 560 00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:54,430 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 561 00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:57,670 Go on, Nicole! Get 'em, girlfriend! 562 00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,270 Oh, to be fair, I actually am the most dramatic in here. 563 00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:03,470 A win is a win, innit? A bit dramatic, and more. 564 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:08,470 Liven up the villa. And what? And what? And what? And what? 565 00:28:08,510 --> 00:28:13,190 And what? Who's Emma? 566 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:23,230 Well done, my peach! I love you! Energy! Well done. 567 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:26,790 IAIN: The nominees for Ultimate Pot Stirrer are... 568 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:30,150 THEY GIGGLE 569 00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,550 ..Joey... 570 00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:36,110 Oh, what?! What a surprise (!) 571 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,430 Surely not. 572 00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:40,790 'I think it's quite obvious he likes Nicole, no?' 573 00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:42,950 'Right, OK. He hasn't said that to me.' 574 00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:48,110 'When we was in the bedroom, he was chanting Nicole's name. I'm sure.' 575 00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:50,430 'Really?' 'Who is on a lipsing thing? 576 00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:53,870 'Right, we all is. But you, Sean?' 577 00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:56,190 'Raise that hand above your head, G.' 578 00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:58,710 'I'm like, comme ci comme ca.' 579 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:02,750 'Tonight, yeah, is the chance to now move, like, a bit mad.' 'Freely.' 580 00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,710 'If you're gonna kiss now, kiss out of the game. 581 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,950 'I think Emma's gonna make a statement. You know why? 582 00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:08,990 'Because you kissed her. Also, by the way, mate, 583 00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:11,230 'thank you for literally winning half our points. 584 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:14,110 'Done amazing. Not sure how the girls will feel about it, but...' 585 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:16,510 Oh! Naughty. 586 00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:19,110 That's naughty biz, that. What's naughty about that? Naughty. 587 00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:21,950 He asked the question. He didn't say, "You should all kiss everyone." 588 00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:24,510 He said, "Who's kissing people?" 589 00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:28,150 Jessy, don't be a loser right now. Don't fight his battles. 590 00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:29,830 Let him talk! I'm not fighting his battles. 591 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:32,550 Jessy, how have you watched that and you're not calling him out? 592 00:29:32,590 --> 00:29:35,070 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 593 00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:37,870 Pipe down, Josh. Pipe down. He's in the wrong, though. 594 00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:40,150 I would love Josh to tell me what you think I did wrong. 595 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:41,790 Tell me exactly what I just did wrong. 596 00:29:41,830 --> 00:29:43,790 You've watched that and can't tell me what you've done wrong? 597 00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:46,310 Tell me what I've done wrong. You don't know? Tell me, then. 598 00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:48,230 What kind of mind games are you trying to play here? 599 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:50,950 You're the one playing games, bro. We can see what you did wrong. 600 00:29:50,990 --> 00:30:00,550 # I'll be your hero. # 601 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,830 IAIN: Sean. Oh! Oh-ho-ho! 602 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,950 'Obviously, Mimii's amazing, don't get me wrong.' 'Yeah, yeah.' 603 00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:09,430 'But, like, I can feel the energy between you and Jess, 604 00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:11,710 'proper, like, bouncing off each other. 605 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,430 'They're all beautiful girls. 606 00:30:13,470 --> 00:30:15,710 'Can't worry about what's going on over in Casa. 607 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,070 'You just gotta give it 100% and see. 608 00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:20,070 'My prediction... I can see it happening, yeah. 609 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:24,070 'Give it a couple of days. Josh coupled up with Mimii tonight.' 610 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,870 'Yep.' 'Yeah. 611 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:29,350 'He's gonna blow her out for Grace.' 'You think?' 612 00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:31,670 GASPING 'I'm calling it early.' 'Really?' 613 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:34,390 'You want her to choose you or not?' 'No! Not at all.' 614 00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,910 'Well then, stop. Stop.' 'To be fair, Grace, come on now.' 615 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:40,190 'Stop, Sean!' LAUGHTER 616 00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:41,950 At the end of the day, Josh bottled it 617 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,790 and then just decided to go with Mimii. 618 00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:45,550 I don't know what you're talking about. 619 00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:47,470 I'm gonna lose it! What are you talking about, bottled it? 620 00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:49,110 Grace is a lovely girl, Grace is a beautiful girl. 621 00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:51,270 But my connection with Mimii is a connection I've never had before. 622 00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,230 She's an amazing girl, she's beautiful.Love that for you. 623 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,390 And listen, I care about her so much. And I'm not gonna risk that 624 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:59,150 to mess up with another connection. I don't need to do that.Pfft. 625 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,350 Well said, Josh. All done. 626 00:31:02,950 --> 00:31:04,750 ALL: Oh! That's shocking. 627 00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:06,670 What? That's not shocking at all! Are you mad? 628 00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:08,430 Reuben? Wait, what? 629 00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:11,550 'I think the way people have gone about things haven't been the best. 630 00:31:11,590 --> 00:31:14,310 'I personally wouldn't have gone about that way. In my opinion, 631 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:16,750 'I think the difference between a boy and a man 632 00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:19,310 'is the way you go around things. You know what I mean?' 633 00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:23,430 NICOLE LAUGHS 'Not a lot of men in here. 634 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:26,230 'I've been raised how to treat a woman.' 'I love that.' 635 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,870 'That's not the first time I've seen her 636 00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:29,910 'having one-on-one chats with him.' 'Really?' 637 00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:33,630 'Why are you sitting and smiling? Am I a joke, man, bro?' 638 00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:35,430 'I don't think it will be her pulling him. 639 00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:37,350 'I think he's deffo pulled her for chats.' 640 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:41,310 Oh. Seeing everyone here, 641 00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:44,070 I feel like a lot of you have started to treat your women better. 642 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:49,350 Maybe some people here that could treat their women better. 643 00:31:49,390 --> 00:31:52,830 It's Mr Essex. Oh! 644 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,790 Are you jealous cos you can't get into my ex or something? 645 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,630 What is wrong with you? Joey, Joey! It's not about your ex! 646 00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:01,190 Are you jealous cos it's only one-sided or something? What? 647 00:32:01,230 --> 00:32:03,710 Like, listen, bro, you don't need to be on me. 648 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:07,870 Joey, Joey, Joey, you give your opinion on everything. 649 00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:09,710 If he's giving his opinion, he can give it. 650 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,790 Shut the fuck up. Simple. 651 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,910 How about no? How about no? Done with your bullshit! 652 00:32:13,950 --> 00:32:16,270 You can never tell me to shut the fuck up. Or what? 653 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:18,030 Cos you're a little boy as well, mate. I'm a little boy? 654 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,950 So shut your mouth. More of a man than you, mate. 655 00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:21,590 Why you getting involved for, anyway? Joey! 656 00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:23,230 You're always getting involved! You're a melt. 657 00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:26,390 So, I'm a melt! M-E-L-T, melt. 658 00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:29,790 Listen, Joey, stop. Good, say nothing. Say nothing. 659 00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:40,030 Listen to me. I'm telling you... I am listening to you. 660 00:32:40,070 --> 00:32:44,990 I want to speak. No, you weren't. You forgot I was there again. 661 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:50,870 GRACE CLAPS LIGHTLY # On ground broken... # 662 00:32:50,910 --> 00:32:52,750 IAIN: And the winner is... 663 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,310 NICOLE GASPS Oi! 664 00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:55,750 ..Joey! 665 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,710 NICOLE:Joey! JOEY:What?! 666 00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:01,230 Who would have thought? The public think it, too. 667 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,870 Backs up what you're saying, then. Thank you very much. 668 00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:06,990 Second award, I'm jealous! Yeah, I mean, 669 00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:10,510 being the biggest pot stirrer I don't think's a bad thing. Ugh! 670 00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:14,590 I think it's just in situations... Pardon? I said, "Ugh!" 671 00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:18,070 "Ugh!" What does that mean? It's so boring. 672 00:33:18,110 --> 00:33:20,430 Like, what's that got to do with the pot stirrer? 673 00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:22,710 I'm not that boring. You weren't saying that before. But anyway... 674 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,910 Wasn't saying that before about what? About what? 675 00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:29,990 Can I finish? Go, go, go! Go on, Joey. 676 00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:33,070 I don't think that I'm really a pot stirrer. 677 00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:36,510 I would just try to get people talking the truth. 678 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:38,910 And I feel like that's what this award is for, 679 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,990 and that's what I'm gonna own it for. 680 00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:44,030 Well done, Joey. Thank you very much. 681 00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:49,630 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Good boy, Joey. 682 00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:52,870 Well done, Joey. You owned it very well. 683 00:33:52,910 --> 00:33:55,190 Thank you very much. 684 00:34:07,309 --> 00:34:09,789 {\an8}IAIN STIRLING: How bad-tempered are this year's Grafties? 685 00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:11,269 Well, put it this way, 686 00:34:11,309 --> 00:34:14,269 Will Smith just text telling them to calm it down a bit. 687 00:34:14,309 --> 00:34:19,269 And there's still two more to go. 688 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:22,069 The nominees for Unfinished Business are... 689 00:34:22,109 --> 00:34:24,229 Oh, here we go! Oh! 690 00:34:24,269 --> 00:34:28,309 Grace and Josh. Ah! Oh! 691 00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:32,829 'I mean, obviously, you're beautiful.' 'OK, thank you.' 692 00:34:32,869 --> 00:34:35,589 'I mean, it is mind-boggling to me how you're single. 693 00:34:35,629 --> 00:34:38,909 'So you need someone 29.' '29 is the perfect age.' 694 00:34:38,949 --> 00:34:41,469 GASPING 695 00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:44,109 'You really fancy him?' 'Yeah.' 696 00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:46,429 'Oh!''Shit.' 'I do fancy him. 697 00:34:46,469 --> 00:34:49,229 'That's what I needed. I needed that, like, oomph. 698 00:34:49,269 --> 00:34:53,429 'It's difficult cos obviously, like, I have been chatting to Josh, 699 00:34:53,469 --> 00:34:56,229 'and, like, there is definitely chemistry there.' 700 00:34:56,269 --> 00:34:58,589 JOEY GASPS JOEY:No way! Oh, my God. 701 00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:00,269 Joey, shut up. That's so bad. 702 00:35:00,309 --> 00:35:02,749 This is before him and Mimii had something super-strong, 703 00:35:02,789 --> 00:35:04,829 and we haven't chatted since they have, so... 704 00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:06,349 Do you still fancy each other, yes or no? 705 00:35:06,389 --> 00:35:07,669 What kind of question is that? 706 00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:09,149 Think about it, do we still fancy each other? 707 00:35:09,189 --> 00:35:11,109 I don't know, mate. The question is, do you still fancy her? 708 00:35:11,149 --> 00:35:14,509 ALL SCREAM Do you? 709 00:35:14,549 --> 00:35:16,029 Clearly not. 710 00:35:16,069 --> 00:35:18,509 Well, clearly, I don't fancy her. Look at me. Clearly not, mate. 711 00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:21,909 My situation with Grace is very different. 712 00:35:21,949 --> 00:35:24,069 I personally think there is unfinished business. 713 00:35:24,109 --> 00:35:27,549 In challenges, he's kissing Grace, and then three days later, 714 00:35:27,589 --> 00:35:30,309 he's making Mimii exclusive. Make that make sense. 715 00:35:30,349 --> 00:35:31,789 No-one actually forced you to say anything. 716 00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:33,709 Seems like you have an issue. 717 00:35:33,749 --> 00:35:36,549 No, I don't, because it's the topic of conversation.Let's move on. 718 00:35:36,589 --> 00:35:39,349 Then let's move on. 719 00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:41,269 IAIN: Mimii and Ayo. NICOLE:Oh, shock. 720 00:35:41,309 --> 00:35:43,829 Oh, here we go, Sean. Get the script ready, mate. 721 00:35:43,869 --> 00:35:46,909 He's so ready to go. He can't wait right now. 722 00:35:46,949 --> 00:35:51,189 'Say what you really wanna say.' 723 00:35:51,229 --> 00:35:54,229 'I see you talking, you can just tell, like...' 724 00:35:54,269 --> 00:35:56,269 'The chemistry is mad.' 725 00:35:56,309 --> 00:35:58,789 'Your feelings have stayed the exact same for Mimii. 726 00:35:58,829 --> 00:36:01,509 'Do you still like her?' 'Yeah.' 727 00:36:01,549 --> 00:36:03,829 'You do, don't you? I know you like her, mate, I can see it. 728 00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:06,189 'I can see when she's around, I can see how you are.' 729 00:36:06,229 --> 00:36:07,749 'I just like simplicity, do you know what I mean? 730 00:36:07,789 --> 00:36:09,349 'With Josh, it's nice. 731 00:36:09,389 --> 00:36:11,189 'All this princess treatment is lovely. 732 00:36:11,229 --> 00:36:13,429 'With Ayo, it was just so simple, do you know what I mean? 733 00:36:13,469 --> 00:36:15,069 'And so natural.' 734 00:36:15,109 --> 00:36:21,269 We're not gonna do this because we both knew what it was. 735 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:25,229 We spoke about it, done. I'm calm. Everyone's calm? 736 00:36:25,269 --> 00:36:28,709 Yes, Miime! Yes! APPLAUSE 737 00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:35,349 If anyone has anything to say, say it now. Please! 738 00:36:35,389 --> 00:36:38,669 It's pointless cos everyone just, like, deflects it. 739 00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:41,269 Why is it in that clip, you're standing there with Ayo saying, 740 00:36:41,309 --> 00:36:44,029 "Oh, go on, I know you have feelings"?I didn't say "go on". 741 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,509 Because I'm asking my good friend in this villa 742 00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:48,869 how you feel at the minute. 743 00:36:48,909 --> 00:36:51,309 He's confided in me because we're... we're close. 744 00:36:51,349 --> 00:36:58,389 IAIN: Grace and Joey. What? 745 00:36:58,429 --> 00:37:01,789 'I feel like if Grace was being totally honest, 746 00:37:01,829 --> 00:37:05,309 'she would've wrote my name.' JESSICA: 'I disagree! I disagree. 747 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:07,589 'Joey, you wish.' 748 00:37:07,629 --> 00:37:10,549 'Glad you didn't, and I'm lucky I got you, but it's the truth. 749 00:37:10,589 --> 00:37:12,549 'Grace, you're so obvious. Come on, man.' 750 00:37:12,589 --> 00:37:14,189 'How is it obvious?' 'We've tried to be friends. 751 00:37:14,229 --> 00:37:16,229 'It's so obvious.' 'How is it obvious?' 752 00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:18,349 MATILDA:'It's giving Joey's not over the situation with Grace. 753 00:37:18,389 --> 00:37:20,189 'That's what it's giving.' 'Not really.' 'It is.' 754 00:37:20,229 --> 00:37:22,589 'You're best friends with a girl I feel has strong feelings for me. 755 00:37:22,629 --> 00:37:24,469 'It's just very strange. 756 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:28,829 'I feel like she has latched on to you because she can't have me.' 757 00:37:28,869 --> 00:37:31,629 GASPING Straight facts. 758 00:37:31,669 --> 00:37:34,109 You still think I needed to latch onto Jessy 759 00:37:34,149 --> 00:37:36,709 because I had strong feelings for you? Straight facts. 760 00:37:36,749 --> 00:37:39,029 I didn't need Jessy as a friend in here in the villa, 761 00:37:39,069 --> 00:37:41,069 no offence, Jessy. I love you to bits now. 762 00:37:41,109 --> 00:37:42,949 No, we could hate each other and be cool with it. 763 00:37:42,989 --> 00:37:44,909 She's in your head rent-free, bro. 764 00:37:44,949 --> 00:37:46,509 You keep bringing it up for no reason. 765 00:37:46,549 --> 00:37:48,549 I really don't care. Every chance you get, you bring me up. 766 00:37:48,589 --> 00:37:50,029 Cos it's just how I... What is it with me? 767 00:37:50,069 --> 00:37:52,229 It's just what I can see. I actually am rent-free in your head. 768 00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:54,309 Yeah, vice versa. I don't give a fuck! 769 00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:56,309 Yeah, all right, good. 770 00:37:56,349 --> 00:37:59,229 But why do you care? You care. OK. 771 00:37:59,269 --> 00:38:04,629 IAIN: And the winner is... WHISPERING:Joey and Grace. 772 00:38:04,669 --> 00:38:06,749 ..Mimii and Ayo. 773 00:38:06,789 --> 00:38:09,589 {\an8}APPLAUSE Go on, Miimes! 774 00:38:09,629 --> 00:38:14,789 Go on, Mimii! Go on, Ayo! Whoo! 775 00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:16,709 There's no unfinished business. 776 00:38:16,749 --> 00:38:20,709 Ayo's a happy man with our girl Jessica.Aw, Miimes. 777 00:38:20,749 --> 00:38:25,469 I'm a happy girl with Joshua. CHEERING 778 00:38:25,509 --> 00:38:29,749 Thanks, public. You got anything to say? 779 00:38:29,789 --> 00:38:33,509 She spoke it, we know the do, innit? There's not much said. 780 00:38:33,549 --> 00:38:35,869 Me and Jessica are lit, and it's happening, 781 00:38:35,909 --> 00:38:39,789 and it's real, and I'm very happy, so as well as Jessica... 782 00:38:39,829 --> 00:38:41,669 Erm, as... Jesus Christ. 783 00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:44,789 As well as Mimii and Josh, they're very happy. 784 00:38:44,829 --> 00:38:48,109 And I'm happy for my boy, as always. 785 00:38:48,149 --> 00:38:50,309 So I'm proud of him, he's always known what he's wanted, 786 00:38:50,349 --> 00:38:52,149 and I'm happy for him. 787 00:38:52,189 --> 00:38:56,349 Thank you. We love you guys! We love you! 788 00:38:56,389 --> 00:39:00,349 Well done! That was so perfect. Well done. 789 00:39:00,389 --> 00:39:02,829 Do you want to take the...? No, that's all you. 790 00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:04,789 Well done, guys. I loved that. 791 00:39:04,829 --> 00:39:12,429 Thank you for having us. Thank you. LAUGHTER 792 00:39:12,469 --> 00:39:15,269 IAIN: The nominees for Epic Fail are... 793 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,389 Ciaran... 'Eggy Boff both of them.' 794 00:39:17,429 --> 00:39:19,389 'I'm on it, but...' THEY LAUGH 795 00:39:19,429 --> 00:39:20,989 Yes! 796 00:39:21,029 --> 00:39:22,589 'But, like, back in the Valleys, 797 00:39:22,629 --> 00:39:24,469 'apparently, it, like, goes off on nights out.' 798 00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:27,629 'Yeah.' Oh, Ronnie! Konnor! 799 00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:30,629 'I'm so confused. What's going on?' 'Yeah, what's happening?''Ciaran.' 800 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:36,949 'Bye, hon. Weirdos.' 'Nicole, come here.' 801 00:39:36,989 --> 00:39:38,789 'Nicole, it was a game!' 802 00:39:38,829 --> 00:39:40,709 Look at Ronnie! 'It was a game!' 803 00:39:40,749 --> 00:39:41,989 'I just tried to speak to Ciaran, 804 00:39:42,029 --> 00:39:43,829 'and he's blanked me in front of everyone, weirdo.' 805 00:39:43,869 --> 00:39:45,789 'Ciaran, you've can't play games with your girl, mate.' 806 00:39:45,829 --> 00:39:47,869 Eggy Boff them both right now. 807 00:39:47,909 --> 00:39:50,109 Has anyone else got anything to say right now? No! 808 00:39:50,149 --> 00:39:52,189 No, I think he deserved to be up there. 809 00:39:52,229 --> 00:39:58,349 IAIN: Sean. Oh... Yes, Seanie boy! 810 00:39:58,389 --> 00:40:00,549 'Obviously, the old challenge...' 'Mm.' 811 00:40:00,589 --> 00:40:03,749 'I whispered a little something-something...' 812 00:40:03,789 --> 00:40:06,109 Oh, no, it's the kiss! ' "Come on, baby..." ' 813 00:40:06,149 --> 00:40:08,749 ' "Can't wait for our kiss tonight." ' 814 00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:11,309 It's the kiss. 815 00:40:11,349 --> 00:40:13,189 'What do you say?' 'No!' 816 00:40:13,229 --> 00:40:15,189 'No?' 'It's too early for a kiss.' 817 00:40:15,229 --> 00:40:16,789 'No way.' 818 00:40:16,829 --> 00:40:18,469 'Oh, my God.' LAUGHTER 819 00:40:18,509 --> 00:40:20,309 'Listen, it's coming.' 'Is it coming?' 820 00:40:20,349 --> 00:40:23,229 'Yeah. 100%.' 'OK.' 'It's my first 24 hours.' 821 00:40:23,269 --> 00:40:24,789 I didn't know you did that! 'Right.' 822 00:40:24,829 --> 00:40:26,589 'Way too early.' 'Way too early?' 823 00:40:26,629 --> 00:40:28,189 I literally just said "not yet," and that was it. 824 00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:29,829 It's probably way worse when you're in the moment. 825 00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:31,989 Yeah, but, for me, I was so gassed when Matilda come in, was flying. 826 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:35,869 It was literally the night after, you know, jacked Matilda off Omar, 827 00:40:35,909 --> 00:40:38,709 went straight into there... "Jacked Matilda"! 828 00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:40,669 And then I was actually on a high, and then I was so, like, 829 00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:43,109 ready for it, and then it was just like, "Argh!" 830 00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,509 And then I was just, like, gutted. That's hilarious, bro. 831 00:40:45,549 --> 00:40:47,349 IAIN: Mimii! ALL:Ah... 832 00:40:47,389 --> 00:40:50,949 Shit. No way. I knew. Is this the secret...? 833 00:40:50,989 --> 00:40:52,869 'When you next see Ayo...' WHISPERING:Secret mission! 834 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,469 '..can you just ask him to meet me on the terrace? 835 00:40:54,509 --> 00:40:56,269 'I just wanna talk to him.' WHISPERING:Secret mission! 836 00:40:56,309 --> 00:40:57,389 GASPING 837 00:40:57,429 --> 00:40:59,429 'She wants you to go and meet her on the terrace quickly.' 'No.' 838 00:40:59,469 --> 00:41:01,669 'Between me and you.' 'No.' 'Bro.' 'No.' 839 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:06,709 'What she can do is come down and sit with me anywhere in that garden, 840 00:41:06,749 --> 00:41:10,229 'and we can have that conversation.' 'All right. 841 00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:12,669 'Ayo said to me, would you... 842 00:41:12,709 --> 00:41:17,669 'Ayo said to me, would you, like, meet him downstairs?' 843 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,469 WHISPERING:'OK.' 844 00:41:19,509 --> 00:41:22,989 'I don't know if he's comfortable to come up here right now.' 845 00:41:23,029 --> 00:41:25,229 Secret mission is no longer a secret! 846 00:41:25,269 --> 00:41:27,149 The secret mission failed. Failed big time. 847 00:41:27,189 --> 00:41:28,629 Now it's out there, I just wanna put out there, 848 00:41:28,669 --> 00:41:30,509 I just felt like, when I did see Mimii on the floor, 849 00:41:30,549 --> 00:41:34,869 I just felt like it was a bit seductive. 850 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,509 I just wanna say I'm sorry. 851 00:41:36,549 --> 00:41:38,149 I didn't know you were sat there on the floor. 852 00:41:38,189 --> 00:41:39,989 No, no, cos, seriously, I wouldn't have wanted that 853 00:41:40,029 --> 00:41:41,429 to be the case... Cos I didn't say the secret. 854 00:41:41,469 --> 00:41:43,389 The thing is... But I didn't know much of what was going on. 855 00:41:43,429 --> 00:41:45,029 Thank you. Didn't say the secret. And I know that. 856 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:46,869 I didn't know how, like, Joey perceived it. 857 00:41:46,909 --> 00:41:48,829 Mimii, I kept your secret. I didn't say anything to no-one. 858 00:41:48,869 --> 00:41:50,989 Much respect to that. You came down, and we had that conversation. 859 00:41:51,029 --> 00:41:53,109 We had the exact same conversation on the bed, so it's not... 860 00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:56,069 What were the intentions on the terrace?To have a chat. 861 00:41:56,109 --> 00:41:58,309 To have a chat, in private, away from everyone. 862 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,389 I respected the fact that you wanted to have that conversation. 863 00:42:00,429 --> 00:42:03,429 But at the same time, I knew how Jessica would maybe feel. 864 00:42:03,469 --> 00:42:08,229 My whole 6' 6" self on the terrace. That's it. You're gonna catch me. 865 00:42:08,269 --> 00:42:09,909 Do you get it? And that's why I was on the... 866 00:42:09,949 --> 00:42:12,309 I just said... There you go... ..on the floor... 867 00:42:12,349 --> 00:42:13,909 I'm sorry, cos that's mad. 868 00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:17,069 What I didn't like is what Joey now made a secret mission, 869 00:42:17,109 --> 00:42:19,829 made it a bigger thing than it is, now he's saying it was seductive. 870 00:42:19,869 --> 00:42:22,309 I was just sat there. When you're saying "secret mission", 871 00:42:22,349 --> 00:42:24,269 all it does is throw me into turmoil, 872 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,349 it makes me think another bullshit is going on. 873 00:42:26,389 --> 00:42:27,909 Exactly. Exactly. Do you know what I'm saying? 874 00:42:27,949 --> 00:42:29,589 But if you were in my position and I did that to you... 875 00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:30,669 Do you know what I mean? 876 00:42:30,709 --> 00:42:32,309 It's a bit of a mad ting. Do you know what I'm saying? 877 00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:34,229 Yeah, but that didn't happen to me, she couldn't do it to me. 878 00:42:34,269 --> 00:42:35,989 We'll agree to disagree, my boy. You're tapping out, 879 00:42:36,029 --> 00:42:38,029 but you're the reason why this has been a whole secret mission, 880 00:42:38,069 --> 00:42:39,429 because it's come from you. 881 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:41,069 IAIN: And the winner is... 882 00:42:41,109 --> 00:42:42,669 Mimii! 883 00:42:42,709 --> 00:42:45,389 Mimii! Yes! Mimii! 884 00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:50,869 Well done, Mimii! Go on, Mimii! Mimii, you look good! You look good! 885 00:42:50,909 --> 00:42:54,149 I am accepting this award unwillingly... 886 00:42:54,189 --> 00:42:56,709 JESSICA LAUGHS ..but I'll take it. 887 00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:58,109 I told you it was a mission failed. 888 00:42:58,149 --> 00:43:00,509 It wasn't a fail, we had the chat on the bed.Yeah! 889 00:43:00,549 --> 00:43:02,989 No, but I mean MY mission failed. YOUR mission failed, yeah. 890 00:43:03,029 --> 00:43:05,669 That's correct. Maybe. Yeah, it did. It did. 891 00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:07,269 LAUGHTER Oh! But, erm, anyways... 892 00:43:07,309 --> 00:43:09,989 Joey, I'm not really feeling your ting today.Oh! 893 00:43:10,029 --> 00:43:13,589 But thanks, guys. Go on, Mimii! Go on, Mimii! 894 00:43:13,629 --> 00:43:17,909 CHEERING Oh, Mimii, man... 895 00:43:17,949 --> 00:43:20,789 Love you, girl! Love you! Love you! 896 00:43:20,829 --> 00:43:24,269 What was Mimii's original aim of the mission? 897 00:43:24,309 --> 00:43:26,469 To clear the air! To have a chat, in private, 898 00:43:26,509 --> 00:43:29,149 to clear the air after the Snog, Marry, Pie conversation. 899 00:43:29,189 --> 00:43:32,309 I just think it's a bit muggy how I'm getting the blame for it 900 00:43:32,349 --> 00:43:35,469 when it's not even really anything to do with me. 901 00:43:35,509 --> 00:43:36,949 I was put IN the situation... 902 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,229 You're the one that made the "secret mission" thing up, mate. 903 00:43:39,269 --> 00:43:41,029 I'm just saying, it's a bit of a liberty. Personally. 904 00:43:41,069 --> 00:43:43,669 It is a bit of liberty for you. I'm very unimpressed, actually. 905 00:43:43,709 --> 00:43:45,389 You're the one that came up with the secret mission. 906 00:43:45,429 --> 00:43:46,709 No-one told you to do that. You did that. 907 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:47,869 What do you mean? You told me to go... 908 00:43:47,909 --> 00:43:49,389 Listen, I've got nothing against you, Mimii. 909 00:43:49,429 --> 00:43:50,829 Yeah, I told you to go and get Ayo...Exactly. 910 00:43:50,869 --> 00:43:53,109 ..to have a private conversation... Why you putting it on me for, then? 911 00:43:53,149 --> 00:43:54,909 What have I done wrong? My only problem with you, Joey, 912 00:43:54,949 --> 00:43:56,589 was that you brought it up and didn't say anything. 913 00:43:56,629 --> 00:43:58,029 But, mate, it got brought up tonight, mate. 914 00:43:58,069 --> 00:43:59,669 No, but you brought it up and didn't say anything. 915 00:43:59,709 --> 00:44:01,669 Cos it was a secret mission! Why bring it up, then?! Oh, my God! 916 00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,869 Why bring up a secret and not be chesty enough to finish it? Exactly. 917 00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:06,029 All right, don't tell me about putting your chest out there, mate, 918 00:44:06,069 --> 00:44:08,069 cos believe me, I'm the man... But you didn't put your chest out! 919 00:44:08,109 --> 00:44:09,669 You had the perfect chance to put your chest out. 920 00:44:09,709 --> 00:44:11,149 You didn't do it. Don't know about that, mate. 921 00:44:11,189 --> 00:44:12,749 Seeing me go to get Ayo, to get him on the terrace, 922 00:44:12,789 --> 00:44:15,389 when Mimii's sitting up there, laying on the floor with a drink... 923 00:44:15,429 --> 00:44:17,989 Like this, mate, yeah? Like that. With a drink in her hand like this. 924 00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:20,989 Trust me, mate, I don't believe that is just for a conversation. 925 00:44:21,029 --> 00:44:23,829 Yeah? Point proven. Fed up. That's not what I'm on. 926 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,749 Done. Conversation done. Of course he's got a point! 927 00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:27,989 That's on him. That's his perspective. 928 00:44:28,029 --> 00:44:29,429 Conversation done. So don't get it twisted. 929 00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:31,709 I'm not like that. That's all I'm saying. Yeah? 930 00:44:31,749 --> 00:44:34,629 # Unleash the lion Yeah, hear him roar 931 00:44:34,669 --> 00:44:38,349 You were born... # 932 00:44:38,389 --> 00:44:40,549 WHISPERING:I give up. 933 00:44:46,589 --> 00:44:48,509 You told everyone there was a secret mission! 934 00:44:48,549 --> 00:44:50,589 Yeah, I know, but I didn't... How can you not...? Right, OK, OK. 935 00:44:50,629 --> 00:44:52,429 Yeah, but I didn't... Your example... No, listen, Joey! 936 00:44:52,469 --> 00:44:54,509 Why you going mad for? Calm down. Listen. You're not listening! 937 00:44:54,549 --> 00:44:55,989 He's a prick. He's not even messing up my ting. 938 00:44:56,029 --> 00:44:57,229 He's just messing up his ting. 939 00:44:57,269 --> 00:44:58,989 It's so easy to shoot the messenger. Whatever, Joey. 940 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,149 I'll talk to you later. 941 00:45:00,189 --> 00:45:04,309 I can't actually be arsed with you right now. 942 00:45:04,349 --> 00:45:09,469 I'm done. Tapping out. 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