IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...
Coming in, you were the one that I wanted.
Safe to say we are closed off now. I'm excited.
..there was romance...
You know, sometimes, when I look at you, I just want to say it.
I love you? Yeah.
He got me a little cute teddy. Aw!
We are exclusive now, we are locked in, like.
CHEERING
# I can't see me lovin'... #
..and the final re-coupling.
This girl makes me feel amazing. Jessica.
She is my fizzy watermelon slice. Matilda.
I can't wait to spend the foreseeable future with her.
Mimii.
I've finally met a girl who is just as weird as me...
in a good way. Jessy.
We've come a long way from the first re-coupling speech,
I chose her, and that was the final one. Nicole.
Every minute spent with her is an absolute delight.
I'm excited to continue my journey with her. Grace.
# And you for me So happy together... #
You know, obviously I had my eyes elsewhere.
# So happy together... #
What will be, will be.
So, the girl I would like to couple up with is... Lola.
It is what it is.
SHE SIGHS
IAIN: Tonight...
the Grafties go off.
I'm scared for what's to come. THEY GASP
Oh, shut up.
Who do you think you are, bro?
Hold on! Pause.
You're sounding like a right knob-head right now.
What you getting involved for anyway?
You're always getting involved! You're a melt.
IAIN: The last week's here
and everybody wants to make it to the final.
Sean, for one, would love to get his hands on that cash prize.
Yes, the Candyman wants 50 grand-yman.
# You look at things The wrong way around... #
How is everyone this morning, then?
The vibes are so much better in the villa.
Love is actually in the air.
# You're not listening I'm not listening
# Forever have to be alone... #
How was your first night back with Reu-baloo?
It was so nice!
I sleep so much better when I'm next to him. No, you do!
What's your plan of action today, mate?
How did you sleep, Lola? Yeah, I actually slept well.
It's kind of just giving awkward, though. I can't lie.
His awkward vibes are bringing me awkward vibes.
Really? Yeah.
# You're not listening I'm not listening... #
Welcome to MasterChef. Wow. What?!
Shall I say, "Grace can you come inside with me a second?"
Could go terrace?
I'm coming to collect Gracie Bomb-bacie.
Will you come with me, please?
Come on, Gracie girl. I'm coming.
THEY GIGGLE
This is mad, innit, this place? I love it.
Aw! Oh, fancy seeing you here.
Bye, guys. Have a great date.
Have fun! Thanks!
Oh, my God, this is so cute.
A lovely little assortment.
Babe, thank you so much. No worries.
So, how are you today? I'm good. Good? You good?
I feel good. I feel... Good, good, good.
I feel loads better.
It's just a lot more natural, innit? I just feel, like, happier today.
I think, like, it was the right thing to do,
to, like, try and get to know them and give our time and stuff,
but I just think ultimately it was, yeah, just not really there.
Exactly.
I didn't really like seeing you with another girl when, like...
we was doing the game, and then I was just like,
"Um, I don't really want that." Yeah, yeah.
And that's probably the first time I've felt like that in here
for, like, a while. Yeah, yeah.
Do you know what I mean? So, I was just like, "Umm." Hmm.
You are looking lovely, as always. Thank you. So are you.
Looking lovely, I want to taste...
Softest lips in the game. Softest lips in the game.
This is so sweet, though, thank you so much. No problem.
Perfect. Mmm, you're perfect.
IAIN: Harry and Lola ended up with each other at the final re-coupling.
Aw, look at them.
Lola's on cloud eight, and Harry is literally under the moon.
How are you feeling now that we're in a couple?
It'd be nice for us to both actually explore something
that could be romantic. You would be my usual type.
I appreciate that. Obviously, I fancy you as well.
I mean, I feel like last night, I felt a little bit awkward, maybe.
I'm sorry if I did make you feel... You don't need to...
Honestly, you don't need to apologise. It won't happen again.
You don't need to apologise at all.
What's your plans for today, then? Going with the flow.
Mm. I'm going to do nothing more than graft you and sunbathe.
Graft me and sunbathe? Yeah. Better get your grafting boots on, then.
My grafting boots? Yeah. These ones?
They don't look like grafting boots. Put them on today for you. Did you?
Yeah, did my laces up nice and tight.
They don't look it. They look very loose.
Sean and Joey have taken Matilda and Jessy to the Love Island gym -
home to the world's only
fully-functional solid wood treadmill.
I had a run on it the other day and got a splinter.
Why don't you two be the PTs?
So, how many press ups can everyone do?
JESSY:Er, not even one. One.I can't do that.
Would you be able to do them with Jessy on your back? Yeah.OK, try.
On your back, back to back. Yeah, back-to-back.
Oh, yeah, perfect. This is... Argh!
Come higher up, though. Why are you scared?
I'm so scared. You've got nothing to be scared of.
Ready?No. No!
JESSY SCREAMS, THEY CHEER
What are you doing? That was so good. That was so good.
Go on, Seanie, you try it. Oh, God, here we go. I'm so scared.
Sean, I really don't think you'll be able to do this. Come on.
I'm really scared for me. I'm strong, I'm strong.
I'm really... I'm so scared. Come on!
Go on, you made me do it! I'm scared for my self-esteem right now.
Sean, now you definitely gotta try. Yeah, hold there, yeah.
Guys! SEAN STRAINS
I'm joking. Argh!
MATILDA LAUGHS
Well done! Well done. You guys smashed it.
IAIN: Josh is massaging Mimii's feet, fanning her face,
and listening to every word she says.
He's either the perfect man
or a sex-bot she ordered off DreamBoyfriend.org.
What's your favourite Bible story? Mm... Mm.
Sodom and Gomorrah. Same! Shut up! Is it actually? Yeah.
What the hell? Sodo-mundo!
What the hell? I told you, we're basically meant for each other.
What the hell? That's my favourite. Why?
It teaches you how... To not look back. Yeah. Basically.
OK, I'll be genuinely honest with you, yeah, I feel like...
Obviously, you're a pretty face as well,
but I'm so taken aback at how many times we connect on things. Mm.
It's very, very nice. It's very scary.
It is. Very scary. But I like it. It's good. Yeah.
Grace suffers from text-aphobia.
I could describe the condition to you,
but it's more fun to see it in action.
TEXT ALERT, GRACE SCREAMS
Oh, what? I've got a text!
Oh, what? Oh, no.
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Jeez! I'm buzzing. Let's go!
CIARAN: 'Grafties award night.'
I just know it's going to end up with absolute bickering.
This is terrifying. This is gonna be savage.
IAIN STIRLING: It's The Grafties tonight,
I nearly won Best Disembodied Scottish Voice last year,
but I lost out to the wee lady that calls them in
when it's time for dinner.
Damn you, Agnes McTavish!
No sitting on the fence tonight.
Be honest, be open, be straight up, and be real.
And be reem! And be reem.
I'm so excited.
# I keep losing my mind... #
What categories does everyone wanna get?
Funniest Islander.
Biggest Player.
Who's the messiest in the villa? Deffo Joey.
I know who's getting the Biggest Shit Stirrer award. Ooh!
I would disagree strongly on that one!
And what do you even say in an acceptance speech?
Depending on what you get, just say,
"Thanks, I'll take this one on the chin."
I'm so excited, but I'm also a bit nervous
for what we are going to see.
I don't think we've got a reason to be nervous.
We've got just got to try and remember
the positive vibes are still here. ALL: Yeah.
I want to be real, at the end of the day,
just ride the wave.
We are all boys, at the end of the day,
and everything gets squashed and talked about.
Oh, for real, for real.
# Welcome to the other side I think I've found a new me
# And it's a new day
# I need a clean break. #
IAIN: The Islanders are glammed up and walking the red carpet,
well, OK, white decking,
as they head for the award ceremony of the year.
GRACE:Oh, my God!
IAIN: There's seven categories at tonight's event,
and each of them will have a range of nominees.
When the winner is announced, they collect their award
and give an acceptance speech.
My lady...
IAIN: The moment is here,
so get ready to clap your hands and curl your toes...
Babe, we got front row. I know.
There's a reason for that, though, isn't there?
How many speeches did you rehearse?
.. for The Grafties!
Cheers.
FANFARE
IAIN: Welcome to the Love Island Grafties 2024.
CHEERING
Cheers! Cheers!
It's all love. It's all in the past.
IAIN: It's time for our first award...
Least Favourite Couple.
Savage! Oh-ho-ho! Oh, mate.
Here we go.
This is perfect.
IAIN: The public have been voting for their favourite couple...
Shouldn't we be around the fire pit right now?
JESSY:No, surely not. Not right now. Not now, surely.
Not before it even starts. JOEY:Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Oh, shut up! Shut up!
No-one can leave before The Grafties are over.
Surely they wouldn't do this at The Grafties.
IAIN: The couples with the fewest votes are...
Grace and Reuben.
Lola and Harry.
Jess and Ayo.
What is the public's beef, though? Like, for real.
Like, can't you just let me live? Just let me live!
We just got here and they don't like us.
JOEY:We just got to The Grafties.
IAIN: And the winners are... Oh, my God.
..Lola and Harry.
Yes!
APPLAUSE Well done, guys!
CHEERING Congratulations.
It so obvious why, though. Like, literally yesterday...
Speech, speech, speech!
A win is a win!
Thank you to the public, you know, at least I won something.
At least me and Lola won an award together tonight.
At the end of the day, a win is a win. A win is a win!
Come on! APPLAUSE
TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP
No! Oh, my God!
No. No, no, no, no. Fuck off.
Read the text, please.
READS ALOUD:
No way!
Oh, guys!
Lola... Oh, my God. Lola...
Fucking hell, man.
# Time is flying by... #
Appreciate you, man. I'll miss you.
I'm going to follow you back. All right?
So sorry, Harry, you honestly smashed it.
Darlin', thank you. Take care of yourself.
Speak to you later.
What the fuck?
That was actually bad. What the fuck?
Harry! Love you guys so much.
Bye, guys. See youse later.
Bye! Love you! Bye, guys.
Love you, love you. Bye, guys!
Well, that was a bit shit. That was heavy.
I'm scared for what's to come.
# For we all fall down. #
IAIN: The nominees for Flirtiest Performance are...
Flirtiest Performance. Oh, slay!
Sean.
GASPING AND CHEERING Come on!
"What sweet am I?"
'What's your favourite sweet?' Oh!
'Fizzy peach.' 'How I like my women.'
'I'm a bit of a fizzy peach.' 'Are ya?
'I think you are - you've got a bit of a peach on you.'
That's my boy!
'You're one-of-a-kind with the coconut...' Shh!
'Yeah, I feel like I am one-of-a-kind.'
'You need to sprinkle some coconut...
'Sprinkle some coconut on me.' Oh, my God!
'That's just a bit weird.' What?
'I don't want anyone else, and I just wanna focus on you.'
Aww!
Can you stop telling girls what sweets they are?
'You'd have to be a fizzy fang.' 'Right, OK.'
'Cos you've got to get your teeth into someone. Know what I mean?'
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
Big up the sweetie boy!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Like, the sweet game, you know, the success rate wasn't that great,
but I secured Matilda, so... Exactly. ..who's the real winner?
CHEERING
We're so proud of him, man.
IAIN: Grace.
GASPING AND CHEERING
Oh, my God, please, no!
'You are a good kisser, you know.' 'Oh, thank you.'
'You took me by surprise a bit, and I don't know why.'
'For me, I'm more slow and sensual. I'm not like...' 'Yeah, yeah.'
'You need someone to make love to you up there.'
'It builds the tension to see... Do you know what I mean?'
'Exactly. Got to build the tension up for you before releasing.'
WHOOPING 'I'm shocked.'
'That you picked me?' 'Yeah.'
'I mean, yeah, cos we just both said, "Does he have a type?" '
'Yeah. Well, you're my type.' 'OK.'
'I feel like we might go to similar places, to be fair.'
'Oh, really?' 'Yeah, yeah, yeah.' 'Huh?'
'God, I can literally cut the fucking sexual tension
'with a knife.' 'Who said there was sexual tension?'
Grace, that was dead flirting, man. Not sure what game I brought there.
That was so dead! Here's to Grace!
CHEERING Cheers, Grace.
IAIN: Joey.
GASPING AND LAUGHTER Oh, no!
'I'm fine by myself...'
'Yeah. Sorry.'
'Whoa.' 'You're touching my foot.' 'Sorry.'
'I feel like you're a bit of a troublemaker.'
'Do you reckon?' 'Yeah.' 'Mm.
'And you seem, honestly, lovely.' 'Thank you. So do you.'
'Yeah. Mm.' 'Very nice.
'What do you think I can do to turn your head?'
'I dunno. It's up to you, innit?' 'I'll see.'
'I'm not gonna shut it down.
'Me and Jessy haven't had that conversation at all.' 'No. Yeah.'
'This is a test.' 'Are you gonna fail the test?'
'Well, I dunno. It depends how much you can graft.'
'You'll have to see, won't you?' 'Mm.'
GASPING
I told you.
I mean, you used the "troublemaker" line on me first. Oh!
And then... And then... She was a troublemaker!
I thought you shut it down. Hold on.
If she put in more of a graft, would you have failed the test? Yeah!
No, of course not.
I told you, I'm interested to know why you think you can turn my head.
Joey, man... You clearly wanted her to.
I've got nothing to say, really. Other than, "I'm not interested."
# The world is mine... #
IAIN: And the winner is... Surely not.
Joey!
GASPING AND APPLAUSE
Go on, Joey! I don't know what I can say.
Thank you. Like...
I don't know what type of game I was dropping there - it wasn't tip-top -
but, I mean, an award's an award.
And, yeah, I wanna thank the public.
I also wanna thank, erm... I don't know. Erm...
LAUGHTER Jessy.
I wanna thank Jessy for understanding.
Peace.
Aww! # The world is mine... #
At least we got one. "We"?
I don't want anything to do with that.
# The world is mine. #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to The Grafties,
the award show that's less Golden Globes,
more white balls dumped on the astroturf.
And no, we don't know why the lights aren't on the tables either.
The nominees for It's Giving One-Sided are...
STIFLED LAUGHTER Hmm.
GASPS Ooh. Shh!
'That, and then we bring each other in,
'and then we just... You know what I mean?
'You can sit on me if you want.' 'Oh, my gosh, Josh. Look at you.'
'Yeah, I'm surprised you don't want to.'
Yes, Mimii! 'Really?'
'You look like a model. You are banging. Look at you.
'I'm trying to do something nice for Mimii.
'I want to make her sort of like dessert and waffles.
'But she's sitting right there and I don't want her to see it.
'So what do you think? Do you think there's a way you can get her away?'
'With Josh, it's going well.' 'Mm-hm.'
'But it's quite intense.'
'Do you feel like he's a bit clingy?'
JOEY:Oh! NICOLE: That's not that bad.
No.
It just shows that you've come in here for one thing, just Mimiii.
Yeah. I'm just wondering why it's under that category.
What's it trying to tell me? Hmm.
SHE LAUGHS
'I'm gonna be attached to your hip now Emma's not here.'
'Is that so?' 'Do you love it?'
'Erm...' 'You absolutely do.'
'Dunno, you know.' 'You do.'
'Hmm.' 'I want you to say, "I love you so much." '
'Oh, my God!' 'I want you to say, "I love you so much, Jess,
' "I'm so happy you're here. I'm obsessed with you."
'You're actually my favourite person.'
'Them lot are just like...'
'Say it back.' 'Them lot will smoke me.'
'You're my favourite, too. But don't tell me to say back,
'cos then it seems false.'
LAUGHTER Do you think it's one-sided, Ayo?
It's never been one-sided. Never, ever, ever?
We are literally on the same page.
The real is that I do say my piece and she gets it, you know.
And I'm really falling. So she knows what's going on.
Aw, Ayo! At the end of the day, I know how I feel, so...
Me not care.
'Hello.' 'Can I take you for a chat?'
'Can I just eat? And then we'll go.' 'O...kay.
'Oh, actually, you know what? Can we put the eating on hold?'
That's a bit of a hangry conversation there.
You've closed the box!
'I was just a bit like... This has pissed me off a bit,
'to be honest, now.' 'Seriously, come on now, actually.'
'I was feeling really good and I wanted to spend my time with him,
'and now he's just pissed me off.'
I don't know what that... I don't know what you pissed me off about.
She was hangry. Is it one-sided now, though?
No. No, it's actually not now.
No. It's not. That was right at the start.
Yeah, but obviously the graft's paid off.
May the best grafter win.
I think it's Josh, personally. I can't lie.
How is it? How was it me?You know, you've made Mimii exclusive,
you know, quite quick as well. So I feel like, you know,
it's a one-sided game, to be fair. Fair play. I just didn't need
to go through three people to know who I wanted.
LAUGHTER Oooh!
Who have I been through? Who have I been through?
No, don't. You don't need me to say it, bro. It's clear.
But I've been tested, I've gone through Casa,
tried it, nah, didn't buy it, you know? Fair enough.
I've stayed with Matilda. Yeah.
And for you, you've come in... Yeah. ..stuck with Mimi, you know,
contemplating it with Grace but didn't have the bottle
to go through with it. When I spoke to Grace,
Grace is a lovely girl, but I decided I wanted
to go on with Mimii, because I felt my connection was stronger.
I think we both decided that.
Let's not make out that it was just you.
You've just made some mad moves, and I feel like, you know,
played it quite safe and it looks quite one-sided.
You think I played it safe? Just leave it, Sean.
Why are you carrying it on?
I feel like what he's trying to say is that you've gone exclusive
under pressure quite quickly. What kind of pressure?
What kind of pressure would make me go exclusive with her?
I dunno, when the secret mission got brought up and things like that.
That's got nothing to do with it.
If anything, that would push me further away.
What you're saying doesn't even make sense, Joey.
Now, what Joey is saying... You don't need to speak to him.
Hold on... You don't need to speak for him.
Wait, wait. He backs you guys, but he is saying,
he is trying to explain... It's a backhanded compliment.
He's saying to me I've done it under pressure.
No, Josh, you're not listening! This is your problem! That's not...
Hold on. Go on, go on. Listen, pause.
Everybody freeze right now. Let's calm it down a little bit.
Joe is trying to say he backs you guys. But at the same time,
Sean isn't getting his point across very well.
Joey's trying to explain it for you. Your problem isn't with Joey.
He's saying he backs it. Joey's saying we did it under pressure.
It wasn't under pressure. It's got nothing to do with pressure.
He is trying to back... It's never been an under pressure thing.
It come about at the same time. You're not in our situation,
so you can't really tell about the situation.
You can't be saying it's because of a secret mission.
Because it was quick. It was literally the next day.
If anything, that secred mission or whatever you're talking about,
it was meant to push me away.
Fucking hell! I know, it just needs to be left now.
So annoying.
CHEERING Well done, Jess!
Yes, Jess! "Say it back."Yes!
I would just like to say that I'm so happy to accept this award.
Yes, I am obsessed with Ayo. Say it back.
I'm obsessed. Aaaaah!
CHEERING
# Time after time. #
That was a one-sided kiss, fucking hell.
# If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting
# Time after time. #
IAIN: The nominees for the Most Dramatic Performance are...
Eh? ALL:Ciaran!
Oh, for fuck's sake.
JOEY: 'I'm not trying to upset Ciaran by kissing Nicole.
'It was a respectful kiss. I think it was the worst kiss
'I've ever kissed someone in my life.'
'Unless you say to me, "I'm kissing Nicole
' "because I want to get with her..." '
'Trust me, believe me, I don't ever want to kiss your girl ever again.
'Like, I never would, I never will. It was in a game, first of all.'
'Can I speak and say my point, or are you gonna interrupt me again?'
'I only interrupted you once, mate.' 'You literally just did, mate.'
'All right, mate, I'm sorry for interrupting you once (!)'
'Let me say my piece, then.
'My thing is, you could have married Nicole and kissed Jessy.'
'Yeah, but I wanted to marry Jessy.' 'Joey, let me fucking talk.'
LAUGHTER So dramatic.
I mean, you did interrupt me, Joey.
We actually listened to that. It was juicy. So juicy. We loved it.
We were silent. There was silence the whole conversation.
'I hope she's a horrible, horrible person.'
'See you in a bit.'
'Karma's a bitch and she's called Lolly.
'She can take him. She can have him. Where's he going?
'I want the lowdown myself.
'I don't understand where the respect is here.
'Joey!' 'What?'
'Do you want to have a chat?'
'Shall we go for a chat?' 'She feels like I've gone
'in my shell a little bit since being, like, coupled up with you.
'I said to her... No, no, but I think she's just basically...'
'Being disrespectful?' 'No, no.'
I love that. I still back it, I'm not gonna lie.
I back it. It was disrespectful.
That was not a shock.
'Just shut up now, cos you're winding me up.
'Fucking knobs, like, all of them are actually dickheads.
'Fucking over this situation. It's pissing me off.
'Who was it?' 'Ciaran and Emma.'
'Who's Emma?!' LAUGHTER
'Who the fuck is Emma?'
'You say to me how you can't trust me and stuff,
'and I can't trust you. But look at our clips.
'Compare our clips there.'
'You literally just slagged me off in all your clips.'
'I actually can't be arsed.' 'You did, to be fair.'
'Everyone in here is so two-faced.
'No, everyone in here is actually so two-faced!'
Oh! Well, then!
Guys, you are lying if you haven't been two-faced in here
at one point, like, come on. We've all spoke about each other.
What are you all silent for?
I'm absolutely entitled to speak to him about how I feel
about the situation, especially when we'd just gone from Movie Night...
100%.
..and watched every single person talk about everyone.
All right, don't be dramatic. Fucking hell.
Sean, shut up, love.
You literally get involved in everyone's situation
every five minutes. Be quiet. Ooh-ho-ho-ho! Slap.
You actually do, you actually know.
Don't even come at me for commenting on people
when you comment on every single person in here.
I'm not actually up for that award, so... clearly you do more.
Shocked. Very shocked.
I can't lie, you're sounding like a right fucking knob-head right now.
What?! Where's that come from? Where's that come from?
Can I not make comments, or...?
No, but I never said anything on what Nicole was saying.
My opinion is I just think you sound like a knob.
I'm not saying anything about what Nicole was saying
because, in fairness, we all do it.
We all do talk about each other, like... Exactly.
Just got called an absolute knob-head for no reason.
No reason at all.
I didn't disagree with what she was saying.
IAIN: And the winner is...
Get up and start walking. Shut up.
..Nicole. Whoo! Whoo!
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Go on, Nicole! Get 'em, girlfriend!
Oh, to be fair, I actually am the most dramatic in here.
A win is a win, innit? A bit dramatic, and more.
Liven up the villa. And what? And what? And what? And what?
And what? Who's Emma?
Well done, my peach! I love you! Energy! Well done.
IAIN: The nominees for Ultimate Pot Stirrer are...
THEY GIGGLE
..Joey...
Oh, what?! What a surprise (!)
Surely not.
'I think it's quite obvious he likes Nicole, no?'
'Right, OK. He hasn't said that to me.'
'When we was in the bedroom, he was chanting Nicole's name. I'm sure.'
'Really?' 'Who is on a lipsing thing?
'Right, we all is. But you, Sean?'
'Raise that hand above your head, G.'
'I'm like, comme ci comme ca.'
'Tonight, yeah, is the chance to now move, like, a bit mad.' 'Freely.'
'If you're gonna kiss now, kiss out of the game.
'I think Emma's gonna make a statement. You know why?
'Because you kissed her. Also, by the way, mate,
'thank you for literally winning half our points.
'Done amazing. Not sure how the girls will feel about it, but...'
Oh! Naughty.
That's naughty biz, that. What's naughty about that? Naughty.
He asked the question. He didn't say, "You should all kiss everyone."
He said, "Who's kissing people?"
Jessy, don't be a loser right now. Don't fight his battles.
Let him talk! I'm not fighting his battles.
Jessy, how have you watched that and you're not calling him out?
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Pipe down, Josh. Pipe down. He's in the wrong, though.
I would love Josh to tell me what you think I did wrong.
Tell me exactly what I just did wrong.
You've watched that and can't tell me what you've done wrong?
Tell me what I've done wrong. You don't know? Tell me, then.
What kind of mind games are you trying to play here?
You're the one playing games, bro. We can see what you did wrong.
# I'll be your hero. #
IAIN: Sean. Oh! Oh-ho-ho!
'Obviously, Mimii's amazing, don't get me wrong.' 'Yeah, yeah.'
'But, like, I can feel the energy between you and Jess,
'proper, like, bouncing off each other.
'They're all beautiful girls.
'Can't worry about what's going on over in Casa.
'You just gotta give it 100% and see.
'My prediction... I can see it happening, yeah.
'Give it a couple of days. Josh coupled up with Mimii tonight.'
'Yep.' 'Yeah.
'He's gonna blow her out for Grace.' 'You think?'
GASPING 'I'm calling it early.' 'Really?'
'You want her to choose you or not?' 'No! Not at all.'
'Well then, stop. Stop.' 'To be fair, Grace, come on now.'
'Stop, Sean!' LAUGHTER
At the end of the day, Josh bottled it
and then just decided to go with Mimii.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm gonna lose it! What are you talking about, bottled it?
Grace is a lovely girl, Grace is a beautiful girl.
But my connection with Mimii is a connection I've never had before.
She's an amazing girl, she's beautiful.Love that for you.
And listen, I care about her so much. And I'm not gonna risk that
to mess up with another connection. I don't need to do that.Pfft.
Well said, Josh. All done.
ALL: Oh! That's shocking.
What? That's not shocking at all! Are you mad?
Reuben? Wait, what?
'I think the way people have gone about things haven't been the best.
'I personally wouldn't have gone about that way. In my opinion,
'I think the difference between a boy and a man
'is the way you go around things. You know what I mean?'
NICOLE LAUGHS 'Not a lot of men in here.
'I've been raised how to treat a woman.' 'I love that.'
'That's not the first time I've seen her
'having one-on-one chats with him.' 'Really?'
'Why are you sitting and smiling? Am I a joke, man, bro?'
'I don't think it will be her pulling him.
'I think he's deffo pulled her for chats.'
Oh. Seeing everyone here,
I feel like a lot of you have started to treat your women better.
Maybe some people here that could treat their women better.
It's Mr Essex. Oh!
Are you jealous cos you can't get into my ex or something?
What is wrong with you? Joey, Joey! It's not about your ex!
Are you jealous cos it's only one-sided or something? What?
Like, listen, bro, you don't need to be on me.
Joey, Joey, Joey, you give your opinion on everything.
If he's giving his opinion, he can give it.
Shut the fuck up. Simple.
How about no? How about no? Done with your bullshit!
You can never tell me to shut the fuck up. Or what?
Cos you're a little boy as well, mate. I'm a little boy?
So shut your mouth. More of a man than you, mate.
Why you getting involved for, anyway? Joey!
You're always getting involved! You're a melt.
So, I'm a melt! M-E-L-T, melt.
Listen, Joey, stop. Good, say nothing. Say nothing.
Listen to me. I'm telling you... I am listening to you.
I want to speak. No, you weren't. You forgot I was there again.
GRACE CLAPS LIGHTLY # On ground broken... #
IAIN: And the winner is...
NICOLE GASPS Oi!
..Joey!
NICOLE:Joey! JOEY:What?!
Who would have thought? The public think it, too.
Backs up what you're saying, then. Thank you very much.
Second award, I'm jealous! Yeah, I mean,
being the biggest pot stirrer I don't think's a bad thing. Ugh!
I think it's just in situations... Pardon? I said, "Ugh!"
"Ugh!" What does that mean? It's so boring.
Like, what's that got to do with the pot stirrer?
I'm not that boring. You weren't saying that before. But anyway...
Wasn't saying that before about what? About what?
Can I finish? Go, go, go! Go on, Joey.
I don't think that I'm really a pot stirrer.
I would just try to get people talking the truth.
And I feel like that's what this award is for,
and that's what I'm gonna own it for.
Well done, Joey. Thank you very much.
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Good boy, Joey.
Well done, Joey. You owned it very well.
Thank you very much.
IAIN STIRLING: How bad-tempered are this year's Grafties?
Well, put it this way,
Will Smith just text telling them to calm it down a bit.
And there's still two more to go.
The nominees for Unfinished Business are...
Oh, here we go! Oh!
Grace and Josh. Ah! Oh!
'I mean, obviously, you're beautiful.' 'OK, thank you.'
'I mean, it is mind-boggling to me how you're single.
'So you need someone 29.' '29 is the perfect age.'
GASPING
'You really fancy him?' 'Yeah.'
'Oh!''Shit.' 'I do fancy him.
'That's what I needed. I needed that, like, oomph.
'It's difficult cos obviously, like, I have been chatting to Josh,
'and, like, there is definitely chemistry there.'
JOEY GASPS JOEY:No way! Oh, my God.
Joey, shut up. That's so bad.
This is before him and Mimii had something super-strong,
and we haven't chatted since they have, so...
Do you still fancy each other, yes or no?
What kind of question is that?
Think about it, do we still fancy each other?
I don't know, mate. The question is, do you still fancy her?
ALL SCREAM Do you?
Clearly not.
Well, clearly, I don't fancy her. Look at me. Clearly not, mate.
My situation with Grace is very different.
I personally think there is unfinished business.
In challenges, he's kissing Grace, and then three days later,
he's making Mimii exclusive. Make that make sense.
No-one actually forced you to say anything.
Seems like you have an issue.
No, I don't, because it's the topic of conversation.Let's move on.
Then let's move on.
IAIN: Mimii and Ayo. NICOLE:Oh, shock.
Oh, here we go, Sean. Get the script ready, mate.
He's so ready to go. He can't wait right now.
'Say what you really wanna say.'
'I see you talking, you can just tell, like...'
'The chemistry is mad.'
'Your feelings have stayed the exact same for Mimii.
'Do you still like her?' 'Yeah.'
'You do, don't you? I know you like her, mate, I can see it.
'I can see when she's around, I can see how you are.'
'I just like simplicity, do you know what I mean?
'With Josh, it's nice.
'All this princess treatment is lovely.
'With Ayo, it was just so simple, do you know what I mean?
'And so natural.'
We're not gonna do this because we both knew what it was.
We spoke about it, done. I'm calm. Everyone's calm?
Yes, Miime! Yes! APPLAUSE
If anyone has anything to say, say it now. Please!
It's pointless cos everyone just, like, deflects it.
Why is it in that clip, you're standing there with Ayo saying,
"Oh, go on, I know you have feelings"?I didn't say "go on".
Because I'm asking my good friend in this villa
how you feel at the minute.
He's confided in me because we're... we're close.
IAIN: Grace and Joey. What?
'I feel like if Grace was being totally honest,
'she would've wrote my name.' JESSICA: 'I disagree! I disagree.
'Joey, you wish.'
'Glad you didn't, and I'm lucky I got you, but it's the truth.
'Grace, you're so obvious. Come on, man.'
'How is it obvious?' 'We've tried to be friends.
'It's so obvious.' 'How is it obvious?'
MATILDA:'It's giving Joey's not over the situation with Grace.
'That's what it's giving.' 'Not really.' 'It is.'
'You're best friends with a girl I feel has strong feelings for me.
'It's just very strange.
'I feel like she has latched on to you because she can't have me.'
GASPING Straight facts.
You still think I needed to latch onto Jessy
because I had strong feelings for you? Straight facts.
I didn't need Jessy as a friend in here in the villa,
no offence, Jessy. I love you to bits now.
No, we could hate each other and be cool with it.
She's in your head rent-free, bro.
You keep bringing it up for no reason.
I really don't care. Every chance you get, you bring me up.
Cos it's just how I... What is it with me?
It's just what I can see. I actually am rent-free in your head.
Yeah, vice versa. I don't give a fuck!
Yeah, all right, good.
But why do you care? You care. OK.
IAIN: And the winner is... WHISPERING:Joey and Grace.
..Mimii and Ayo.
APPLAUSE Go on, Miimes!
Go on, Mimii! Go on, Ayo! Whoo!
There's no unfinished business.
Ayo's a happy man with our girl Jessica.Aw, Miimes.
I'm a happy girl with Joshua. CHEERING
Thanks, public. You got anything to say?
She spoke it, we know the do, innit? There's not much said.
Me and Jessica are lit, and it's happening,
and it's real, and I'm very happy, so as well as Jessica...
Erm, as... Jesus Christ.
As well as Mimii and Josh, they're very happy.
And I'm happy for my boy, as always.
So I'm proud of him, he's always known what he's wanted,
and I'm happy for him.
Thank you. We love you guys! We love you!
Well done! That was so perfect. Well done.
Do you want to take the...? No, that's all you.
Well done, guys. I loved that.
Thank you for having us. Thank you. LAUGHTER
IAIN: The nominees for Epic Fail are...
Ciaran... 'Eggy Boff both of them.'
'I'm on it, but...' THEY LAUGH
Yes!
'But, like, back in the Valleys,
'apparently, it, like, goes off on nights out.'
'Yeah.' Oh, Ronnie! Konnor!
'I'm so confused. What's going on?' 'Yeah, what's happening?''Ciaran.'
'Bye, hon. Weirdos.' 'Nicole, come here.'
'Nicole, it was a game!'
Look at Ronnie! 'It was a game!'
'I just tried to speak to Ciaran,
'and he's blanked me in front of everyone, weirdo.'
'Ciaran, you've can't play games with your girl, mate.'
Eggy Boff them both right now.
Has anyone else got anything to say right now? No!
No, I think he deserved to be up there.
IAIN: Sean. Oh... Yes, Seanie boy!
'Obviously, the old challenge...' 'Mm.'
'I whispered a little something-something...'
Oh, no, it's the kiss! ' "Come on, baby..." '
' "Can't wait for our kiss tonight." '
It's the kiss.
'What do you say?' 'No!'
'No?' 'It's too early for a kiss.'
'No way.'
'Oh, my God.' LAUGHTER
'Listen, it's coming.' 'Is it coming?'
'Yeah. 100%.' 'OK.' 'It's my first 24 hours.'
I didn't know you did that! 'Right.'
'Way too early.' 'Way too early?'
I literally just said "not yet," and that was it.
It's probably way worse when you're in the moment.
Yeah, but, for me, I was so gassed when Matilda come in, was flying.
It was literally the night after, you know, jacked Matilda off Omar,
went straight into there... "Jacked Matilda"!
And then I was actually on a high, and then I was so, like,
ready for it, and then it was just like, "Argh!"
And then I was just, like, gutted. That's hilarious, bro.
IAIN: Mimii! ALL:Ah...
Shit. No way. I knew. Is this the secret...?
'When you next see Ayo...' WHISPERING:Secret mission!
'..can you just ask him to meet me on the terrace?
'I just wanna talk to him.' WHISPERING:Secret mission!
GASPING
'She wants you to go and meet her on the terrace quickly.' 'No.'
'Between me and you.' 'No.' 'Bro.' 'No.'
'What she can do is come down and sit with me anywhere in that garden,
'and we can have that conversation.' 'All right.
'Ayo said to me, would you...
'Ayo said to me, would you, like, meet him downstairs?'
WHISPERING:'OK.'
'I don't know if he's comfortable to come up here right now.'
Secret mission is no longer a secret!
The secret mission failed. Failed big time.
Now it's out there, I just wanna put out there,
I just felt like, when I did see Mimii on the floor,
I just felt like it was a bit seductive.
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I didn't know you were sat there on the floor.
No, no, cos, seriously, I wouldn't have wanted that
to be the case... Cos I didn't say the secret.
The thing is... But I didn't know much of what was going on.
Thank you. Didn't say the secret. And I know that.
I didn't know how, like, Joey perceived it.
Mimii, I kept your secret. I didn't say anything to no-one.
Much respect to that. You came down, and we had that conversation.
We had the exact same conversation on the bed, so it's not...
What were the intentions on the terrace?To have a chat.
To have a chat, in private, away from everyone.
I respected the fact that you wanted to have that conversation.
But at the same time, I knew how Jessica would maybe feel.
My whole 6' 6" self on the terrace. That's it. You're gonna catch me.
Do you get it? And that's why I was on the...
I just said... There you go... ..on the floor...
I'm sorry, cos that's mad.
What I didn't like is what Joey now made a secret mission,
made it a bigger thing than it is, now he's saying it was seductive.
I was just sat there. When you're saying "secret mission",
all it does is throw me into turmoil,
it makes me think another bullshit is going on.
Exactly. Exactly. Do you know what I'm saying?
But if you were in my position and I did that to you...
Do you know what I mean?
It's a bit of a mad ting. Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but that didn't happen to me, she couldn't do it to me.
We'll agree to disagree, my boy. You're tapping out,
but you're the reason why this has been a whole secret mission,
because it's come from you.
IAIN: And the winner is...
Mimii!
Mimii! Yes! Mimii!
Well done, Mimii! Go on, Mimii! Mimii, you look good! You look good!
I am accepting this award unwillingly...
JESSICA LAUGHS ..but I'll take it.
I told you it was a mission failed.
It wasn't a fail, we had the chat on the bed.Yeah!
No, but I mean MY mission failed. YOUR mission failed, yeah.
That's correct. Maybe. Yeah, it did. It did.
LAUGHTER Oh! But, erm, anyways...
Joey, I'm not really feeling your ting today.Oh!
But thanks, guys. Go on, Mimii! Go on, Mimii!
CHEERING Oh, Mimii, man...
Love you, girl! Love you! Love you!
What was Mimii's original aim of the mission?
To clear the air! To have a chat, in private,
to clear the air after the Snog, Marry, Pie conversation.
I just think it's a bit muggy how I'm getting the blame for it
when it's not even really anything to do with me.
I was put IN the situation...
You're the one that made the "secret mission" thing up, mate.
I'm just saying, it's a bit of a liberty. Personally.
It is a bit of liberty for you. I'm very unimpressed, actually.
You're the one that came up with the secret mission.
No-one told you to do that. You did that.
What do you mean? You told me to go...
Listen, I've got nothing against you, Mimii.
Yeah, I told you to go and get Ayo...Exactly.
..to have a private conversation... Why you putting it on me for, then?
What have I done wrong? My only problem with you, Joey,
was that you brought it up and didn't say anything.
But, mate, it got brought up tonight, mate.
No, but you brought it up and didn't say anything.
Cos it was a secret mission! Why bring it up, then?! Oh, my God!
Why bring up a secret and not be chesty enough to finish it? Exactly.
All right, don't tell me about putting your chest out there, mate,
cos believe me, I'm the man... But you didn't put your chest out!
You had the perfect chance to put your chest out.
You didn't do it. Don't know about that, mate.
Seeing me go to get Ayo, to get him on the terrace,
when Mimii's sitting up there, laying on the floor with a drink...
Like this, mate, yeah? Like that. With a drink in her hand like this.
Trust me, mate, I don't believe that is just for a conversation.
Yeah? Point proven. Fed up. That's not what I'm on.
Done. Conversation done. Of course he's got a point!
That's on him. That's his perspective.
Conversation done. So don't get it twisted.
I'm not like that. That's all I'm saying. Yeah?
# Unleash the lion Yeah, hear him roar
You were born... #
WHISPERING:I give up.
You told everyone there was a secret mission!
Yeah, I know, but I didn't... How can you not...? Right, OK, OK.
Yeah, but I didn't... Your example... No, listen, Joey!
Why you going mad for? Calm down. Listen. You're not listening!
He's a prick. He's not even messing up my ting.
He's just messing up his ting.
It's so easy to shoot the messenger. Whatever, Joey.
I'll talk to you later.
I can't actually be arsed with you right now.
I'm done. Tapping out. Tap, tap, tapped out.
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