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IAIN STIRLING:
Previously... on Love Island...
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Coming in, you were the one
that I wanted.
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Safe to say we are closed off now.
I'm excited.
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..there was romance...
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You know, sometimes, when I look
at you, I just want to say it.
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I love you?
Yeah.
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He got me a little cute teddy.
Aw!
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We are exclusive now,
we are locked in, like.
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CHEERING
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# I can't see me lovin'... #
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..and the final re-coupling.
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This girl makes me feel amazing.
Jessica.
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She is my fizzy watermelon slice.
Matilda.
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I can't wait to spend
the foreseeable future with her.
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Mimii.
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I've finally met a girl
who is just as weird as me...
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in a good way. Jessy.
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We've come a long way
from the first re-coupling speech,
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I chose her,
and that was the final one. Nicole.
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Every minute spent with her
is an absolute delight.
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I'm excited to continue my journey
with her. Grace.
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# And you for me
So happy together... #
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You know,
obviously I had my eyes elsewhere.
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# So happy together... #
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What will be, will be.
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So, the girl I would like
to couple up with is... Lola.
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It is what it is.
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SHE SIGHS
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IAIN: Tonight...
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the Grafties go off.
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I'm scared for what's to come.
THEY GASP
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Oh, shut up.
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Who do you think you are, bro?
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Hold on! Pause.
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You're sounding like
a right knob-head right now.
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What you getting involved for
anyway?
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You're always getting involved!
You're a melt.
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IAIN: The last week's here
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and everybody wants to make it
to the final.
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Sean, for one, would love to get
his hands on that cash prize.
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Yes, the Candyman wants
50 grand-yman.
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# You look at things
The wrong way around... #
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How is everyone this morning, then?
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The vibes are so much better
in the villa.
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Love is actually in the air.
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# You're not listening
I'm not listening
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# Forever have to be alone... #
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How was your first night
back with Reu-baloo?
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It was so nice!
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I sleep so much better
when I'm next to him. No, you do!
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What's your plan
of action today, mate?
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How did you sleep, Lola?
Yeah, I actually slept well.
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It's kind of just giving awkward,
though. I can't lie.
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His awkward vibes
are bringing me awkward vibes.
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Really?
Yeah.
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# You're not listening
I'm not listening... #
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Welcome to MasterChef.
Wow. What?!
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Shall I say, "Grace can you
come inside with me a second?"
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Could go terrace?
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I'm coming to collect
Gracie Bomb-bacie.
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Will you come with me, please?
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Come on, Gracie girl.
I'm coming.
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THEY GIGGLE
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This is mad, innit, this place?
I love it.
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Aw!
Oh, fancy seeing you here.
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Bye, guys. Have a great date.
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Have fun!
Thanks!
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Oh, my God, this is so cute.
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A lovely little assortment.
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Babe, thank you so much.
No worries.
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So, how are you today?
I'm good. Good? You good?
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I feel good. I feel...
Good, good, good.
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I feel loads better.
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It's just a lot more natural, innit?
I just feel, like, happier today.
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I think, like,
it was the right thing to do,
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to, like, try and get to know them
and give our time and stuff,
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but I just think ultimately it was,
yeah, just not really there.
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Exactly.
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I didn't really like seeing you
with another girl when, like...
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we was doing the game,
and then I was just like,
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"Um, I don't really want that."
Yeah, yeah.
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And that's probably the first time
I've felt like that in here
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for, like, a while.
Yeah, yeah.
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Do you know what I mean?
So, I was just like, "Umm." Hmm.
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You are looking lovely, as always.
Thank you. So are you.
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Looking lovely, I want to taste...
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Softest lips in the game.
Softest lips in the game.
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This is so sweet, though,
thank you so much. No problem.
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Perfect.
Mmm, you're perfect.
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IAIN: Harry and Lola ended up with
each other at the final re-coupling.
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Aw, look at them.
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Lola's on cloud eight, and Harry
is literally under the moon.
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How are you feeling
now that we're in a couple?
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It'd be nice for us to both
actually explore something
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that could be romantic.
You would be my usual type.
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I appreciate that.
Obviously, I fancy you as well.
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I mean, I feel like last night,
I felt a little bit awkward, maybe.
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I'm sorry if I did make you feel...
You don't need to...
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Honestly, you don't need to
apologise. It won't happen again.
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You don't need to apologise at all.
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What's your plans for today, then?
Going with the flow.
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Mm. I'm going to do nothing more
than graft you and sunbathe.
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Graft me and sunbathe? Yeah. Better
get your grafting boots on, then.
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My grafting boots?
Yeah. These ones?
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They don't look like grafting boots.
Put them on today for you. Did you?
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Yeah, did my laces up
nice and tight.
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They don't look it.
They look very loose.
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Sean and Joey have taken Matilda
and Jessy to the Love Island gym -
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home to the world's only
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fully-functional
solid wood treadmill.
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I had a run on it the other day
and got a splinter.
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Why don't you two be the PTs?
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So, how many press ups
can everyone do?
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JESSY:Er, not even one.
One.I can't do that.
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Would you be able to do them with
Jessy on your back? Yeah.OK, try.
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On your back, back to back.
Yeah, back-to-back.
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Oh, yeah, perfect.
This is... Argh!
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Come higher up, though.
Why are you scared?
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I'm so scared.
You've got nothing to be scared of.
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Ready?No. No!
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JESSY SCREAMS,
THEY CHEER
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What are you doing?
That was so good. That was so good.
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Go on, Seanie, you try it.
Oh, God, here we go. I'm so scared.
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Sean, I really don't think
you'll be able to do this. Come on.
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I'm really scared for me.
I'm strong, I'm strong.
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I'm really... I'm so scared.
Come on!
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Go on, you made me do it! I'm scared
for my self-esteem right now.
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Sean, now you definitely gotta try.
Yeah, hold there, yeah.
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Guys!
SEAN STRAINS
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I'm joking.
Argh!
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MATILDA LAUGHS
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Well done! Well done.
You guys smashed it.
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IAIN: Josh is massaging
Mimii's feet, fanning her face,
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and listening to
every word she says.
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He's either the perfect man
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or a sex-bot she ordered
off DreamBoyfriend.org.
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What's your favourite Bible story?
Mm... Mm.
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Sodom and Gomorrah.
Same! Shut up! Is it actually? Yeah.
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What the hell?
Sodo-mundo!
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What the hell? I told you, we're
basically meant for each other.
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What the hell?
That's my favourite. Why?
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It teaches you how...
To not look back. Yeah. Basically.
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OK, I'll be genuinely honest
with you, yeah, I feel like...
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Obviously,
you're a pretty face as well,
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but I'm so taken aback at how many
times we connect on things. Mm.
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It's very, very nice.
It's very scary.
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It is. Very scary.
But I like it. It's good. Yeah.
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Grace suffers from text-aphobia.
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I could describe the condition
to you,
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but it's more fun
to see it in action.
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TEXT ALERT,
GRACE SCREAMS
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Oh, what?
I've got a text!
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Oh, what?
Oh, no.
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READS ALOUD:
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CHEERING
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Jeez!
I'm buzzing. Let's go!
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CIARAN: 'Grafties award night.'
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I just know it's going to end up
with absolute bickering.
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This is terrifying.
This is gonna be savage.
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IAIN STIRLING:
It's The Grafties tonight,
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I nearly won Best Disembodied
Scottish Voice last year,
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but I lost out to the wee lady
that calls them in
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when it's time for dinner.
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Damn you, Agnes McTavish!
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No sitting on the fence tonight.
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Be honest, be open,
be straight up, and be real.
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And be reem!
And be reem.
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I'm so excited.
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# I keep losing my mind... #
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What categories
does everyone wanna get?
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Funniest Islander.
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Biggest Player.
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Who's the messiest in the villa?
Deffo Joey.
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I know who's getting
the Biggest Shit Stirrer award. Ooh!
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I would disagree strongly
on that one!
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And what do you even say
in an acceptance speech?
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Depending on what you get, just say,
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"Thanks,
I'll take this one on the chin."
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I'm so excited,
but I'm also a bit nervous
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for what we are going to see.
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I don't think we've got a reason
to be nervous.
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We've got just got to try
and remember
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the positive vibes are still here.
ALL: Yeah.
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I want to be real,
at the end of the day,
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just ride the wave.
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We are all boys,
at the end of the day,
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and everything gets squashed
and talked about.
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Oh, for real, for real.
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# Welcome to the other side
I think I've found a new me
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# And it's a new day
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# I need a clean break. #
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IAIN: The Islanders are glammed up
and walking the red carpet,
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well, OK, white decking,
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as they head for
the award ceremony of the year.
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GRACE:Oh, my God!
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IAIN: There's seven categories
at tonight's event,
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and each of them will have
a range of nominees.
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When the winner is announced,
they collect their award
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and give an acceptance speech.
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My lady...
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IAIN: The moment is here,
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so get ready to clap your hands
and curl your toes...
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Babe, we got front row.
I know.
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There's a reason for that, though,
isn't there?
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How many speeches did you rehearse?
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.. for The Grafties!
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Cheers.
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FANFARE
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IAIN: Welcome to
the Love Island Grafties 2024.
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CHEERING
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Cheers!
Cheers!
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It's all love.
It's all in the past.
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IAIN: It's time for
our first award...
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Least Favourite Couple.
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Savage!
Oh-ho-ho! Oh, mate.
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Here we go.
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This is perfect.
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IAIN: The public have been voting
for their favourite couple...
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Shouldn't we be around the fire pit
right now?
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JESSY:No, surely not.
Not right now. Not now, surely.
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Not before it even starts.
JOEY:Nah, nah, nah, nah.
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Oh, shut up! Shut up!
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No-one can leave
before The Grafties are over.
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Surely they wouldn't do this
at The Grafties.
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IAIN: The couples
with the fewest votes are...
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Grace and Reuben.
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Lola and Harry.
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Jess and Ayo.
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What is the public's beef, though?
Like, for real.
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Like, can't you just let me live?
Just let me live!
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We just got here
and they don't like us.
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JOEY:We just got to The Grafties.
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IAIN: And the winners are...
Oh, my God.
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..Lola and Harry.
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Yes!
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APPLAUSE
Well done, guys!
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CHEERING
Congratulations.
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It so obvious why, though.
Like, literally yesterday...
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Speech, speech, speech!
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A win is a win!
241
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Thank you to the public, you know,
at least I won something.
242
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At least me and Lola won an award
together tonight.
243
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At the end of the day,
a win is a win. A win is a win!
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Come on!
APPLAUSE
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TEXT ALERT,
THEY GASP
246
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,860
No!
Oh, my God!
247
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No.
No, no, no, no. Fuck off.
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Read the text, please.
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READS ALOUD:
250
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No way!
251
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Oh, guys!
252
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Lola... Oh, my God.
Lola...
253
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Fucking hell, man.
254
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# Time is flying by... #
255
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:43,300
Appreciate you, man. I'll miss you.
256
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,540
I'm going to follow you back.
All right?
257
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:51,140
So sorry, Harry,
you honestly smashed it.
258
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,820
Darlin', thank you.
Take care of yourself.
259
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Speak to you later.
260
00:13:57,260 --> 00:14:00,380
What the fuck?
261
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:04,580
That was actually bad.
What the fuck?
262
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,460
Harry!
Love you guys so much.
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00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,140
Bye, guys.
See youse later.
264
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,260
Bye!
Love you! Bye, guys.
265
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:16,500
Love you, love you.
Bye, guys!
266
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:19,740
Well, that was a bit shit.
That was heavy.
267
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I'm scared for what's to come.
268
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# For we all fall down. #
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IAIN: The nominees
for Flirtiest Performance are...
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Flirtiest Performance. Oh, slay!
271
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Sean.
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GASPING AND CHEERING
Come on!
273
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,780
"What sweet am I?"
274
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,900
'What's your favourite sweet?'
Oh!
275
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,820
'Fizzy peach.'
'How I like my women.'
276
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,620
'I'm a bit of a fizzy peach.'
'Are ya?
277
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,420
'I think you are -
you've got a bit of a peach on you.'
278
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,660
That's my boy!
279
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,380
'You're one-of-a-kind
with the coconut...' Shh!
280
00:14:56,420 --> 00:14:57,700
'Yeah, I feel like I am
one-of-a-kind.'
281
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,140
'You need to sprinkle
some coconut...
282
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,500
'Sprinkle some coconut on me.'
Oh, my God!
283
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,540
'That's just a bit weird.'
What?
284
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:06,220
'I don't want anyone else,
and I just wanna focus on you.'
285
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,380
Aww!
286
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:10,260
Can you stop telling girls
what sweets they are?
287
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:14,300
'You'd have to be a fizzy fang.'
'Right, OK.'
288
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:16,500
'Cos you've got to get your teeth
into someone. Know what I mean?'
289
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WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
290
00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,740
Big up the sweetie boy!
291
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,820
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
292
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,620
Like, the sweet game, you know,
the success rate wasn't that great,
293
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,900
but I secured Matilda, so...
Exactly. ..who's the real winner?
294
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:36,340
CHEERING
295
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:39,380
We're so proud of him, man.
296
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,660
IAIN: Grace.
297
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,940
GASPING AND CHEERING
298
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:45,660
Oh, my God, please, no!
299
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,540
'You are a good kisser, you know.'
'Oh, thank you.'
300
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,300
'You took me by surprise a bit,
and I don't know why.'
301
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:52,220
'For me, I'm more slow and sensual.
I'm not like...' 'Yeah, yeah.'
302
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,260
'You need someone
to make love to you up there.'
303
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,940
'It builds the tension to see...
Do you know what I mean?'
304
00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,900
'Exactly. Got to build the tension
up for you before releasing.'
305
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,900
WHOOPING
'I'm shocked.'
306
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,820
'That you picked me?'
'Yeah.'
307
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,500
'I mean, yeah, cos we just
both said, "Does he have a type?" '
308
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:10,020
'Yeah. Well, you're my type.'
'OK.'
309
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:13,780
'I feel like we might go
to similar places, to be fair.'
310
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:17,540
'Oh, really?'
'Yeah, yeah, yeah.' 'Huh?'
311
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,540
'God, I can literally cut
the fucking sexual tension
312
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:22,940
'with a knife.'
'Who said there was sexual tension?'
313
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:25,340
Grace, that was dead flirting, man.
Not sure what game I brought there.
314
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,740
That was so dead!
Here's to Grace!
315
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,620
CHEERING
Cheers, Grace.
316
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:32,740
IAIN: Joey.
317
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:36,300
GASPING AND LAUGHTER
Oh, no!
318
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:38,500
'I'm fine by myself...'
319
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,420
'Yeah. Sorry.'
320
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,980
'Whoa.'
'You're touching my foot.' 'Sorry.'
321
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,700
'I feel like
you're a bit of a troublemaker.'
322
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,380
'Do you reckon?'
'Yeah.' 'Mm.
323
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:48,580
'And you seem, honestly, lovely.'
'Thank you. So do you.'
324
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,300
'Yeah. Mm.'
'Very nice.
325
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,060
'What do you think
I can do to turn your head?'
326
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,940
'I dunno. It's up to you, innit?'
'I'll see.'
327
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,820
'I'm not gonna shut it down.
328
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,180
'Me and Jessy haven't had that
conversation at all.' 'No. Yeah.'
329
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,100
'This is a test.'
'Are you gonna fail the test?'
330
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:04,460
'Well, I dunno.
It depends how much you can graft.'
331
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,380
'You'll have to see, won't you?'
'Mm.'
332
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:11,740
GASPING
333
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,020
I told you.
334
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,940
I mean, you used the "troublemaker"
line on me first. Oh!
335
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,580
And then... And then...
She was a troublemaker!
336
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,460
I thought you shut it down.
Hold on.
337
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,780
If she put in more of a graft, would
you have failed the test? Yeah!
338
00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:24,220
No, of course not.
339
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,660
I told you, I'm interested to know
why you think you can turn my head.
340
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,060
Joey, man...
You clearly wanted her to.
341
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:34,460
I've got nothing to say, really.
Other than, "I'm not interested."
342
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:38,820
# The world is mine... #
343
00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,740
IAIN: And the winner is...
Surely not.
344
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,020
Joey!
345
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,860
GASPING AND APPLAUSE
346
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,740
Go on, Joey!
I don't know what I can say.
347
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:50,820
Thank you. Like...
348
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,860
I don't know what type of game I was
dropping there - it wasn't tip-top -
349
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,660
but, I mean, an award's an award.
350
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,380
And, yeah, I wanna thank the public.
351
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:06,500
I also wanna thank, erm...
I don't know. Erm...
352
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,180
LAUGHTER
Jessy.
353
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,380
I wanna thank
Jessy for understanding.
354
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,620
Peace.
355
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:17,460
Aww!
# The world is mine... #
356
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,860
At least we got one.
"We"?
357
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,820
I don't want anything to do
with that.
358
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:25,500
# The world is mine. #
359
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,870
IAIN STIRLING:
Welcome back to The Grafties,
360
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,110
the award show
that's less Golden Globes,
361
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,670
more white balls dumped
on the astroturf.
362
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:48,190
And no, we don't know why the lights
aren't on the tables either.
363
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,950
The nominees for
It's Giving One-Sided are...
364
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,030
It's Giving One-Sided are...
365
00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,990
STIFLED LAUGHTER
Hmm.
366
00:18:56,030 --> 00:19:00,190
GASPS
Ooh. Shh!
367
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:03,030
'That, and then
we bring each other in,
368
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:05,070
'and then we just...
You know what I mean?
369
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,350
'You can sit on me if you want.'
'Oh, my gosh, Josh. Look at you.'
370
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:14,990
'Yeah, I'm surprised
you don't want to.'
371
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:15,990
Yes, Mimii!
'Really?'
372
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,670
'You look like a model.
You are banging. Look at you.
373
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,110
'I'm trying to do something nice
for Mimii.
374
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,910
'I want to make her
sort of like dessert and waffles.
375
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,870
'But she's sitting right there
and I don't want her to see it.
376
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,230
'So what do you think? Do you think
there's a way you can get her away?'
377
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,630
'With Josh, it's going well.'
'Mm-hm.'
378
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,230
'But it's quite intense.'
379
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,510
'Do you feel like
he's a bit clingy?'
380
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,270
JOEY:Oh!
NICOLE: That's not that bad.
381
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,830
No.
382
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,950
It just shows that you've come in
here for one thing, just Mimiii.
383
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,990
Yeah. I'm just wondering why
it's under that category.
384
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,910
What's it trying to tell me?
Hmm.
385
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:45,710
SHE LAUGHS
386
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,230
'I'm gonna be attached to your hip
now Emma's not here.'
387
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,150
'Is that so?'
'Do you love it?'
388
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,510
'Erm...'
'You absolutely do.'
389
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,790
'Dunno, you know.'
'You do.'
390
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,670
'Hmm.' 'I want you to say,
"I love you so much." '
391
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,670
'Oh, my God!' 'I want you to say,
"I love you so much, Jess,
392
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:04,790
' "I'm so happy you're here.
I'm obsessed with you."
393
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,750
'You're actually
my favourite person.'
394
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,270
'Them lot are just like...'
395
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,990
'Say it back.'
'Them lot will smoke me.'
396
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,150
'You're my favourite, too.
But don't tell me to say back,
397
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:13,870
'cos then it seems false.'
398
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:19,230
LAUGHTER
Do you think it's one-sided, Ayo?
399
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,390
It's never been one-sided.
Never, ever, ever?
400
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,190
We are literally on the same page.
401
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:26,550
The real is that I do say my piece
and she gets it, you know.
402
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:30,790
And I'm really falling.
So she knows what's going on.
403
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,910
Aw, Ayo! At the end of the day,
I know how I feel, so...
404
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,310
Me not care.
405
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,830
'Hello.'
'Can I take you for a chat?'
406
00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:47,430
'Can I just eat? And then we'll go.'
'O...kay.
407
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:53,750
'Oh, actually, you know what?
Can we put the eating on hold?'
408
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:57,390
That's a bit of
a hangry conversation there.
409
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,910
You've closed the box!
410
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,070
'I was just a bit like...
This has pissed me off a bit,
411
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:04,270
'to be honest, now.'
'Seriously, come on now, actually.'
412
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,750
'I was feeling really good and
I wanted to spend my time with him,
413
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,710
'and now he's just pissed me off.'
414
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:12,390
I don't know what that... I don't
know what you pissed me off about.
415
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,270
She was hangry.
Is it one-sided now, though?
416
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,750
No.
No, it's actually not now.
417
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:19,790
No. It's not.
That was right at the start.
418
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,590
Yeah, but obviously
the graft's paid off.
419
00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:25,150
May the best grafter win.
420
00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:27,790
I think it's Josh, personally.
I can't lie.
421
00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:30,110
How is it? How was it me?You know,
you've made Mimii exclusive,
422
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:33,390
you know, quite quick as well.
So I feel like, you know,
423
00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:38,150
it's a one-sided game, to be fair.
Fair play. I just didn't need
424
00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,630
to go through three people
to know who I wanted.
425
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,750
LAUGHTER
Oooh!
426
00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:45,950
Who have I been through?
Who have I been through?
427
00:21:45,990 --> 00:21:47,950
No, don't. You don't need me
to say it, bro. It's clear.
428
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:49,590
But I've been tested,
I've gone through Casa,
429
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:52,470
tried it, nah, didn't buy it,
you know? Fair enough.
430
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:54,430
I've stayed with Matilda.
Yeah.
431
00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:57,150
And for you, you've come in... Yeah.
..stuck with Mimi, you know,
432
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,750
contemplating it with Grace
but didn't have the bottle
433
00:21:59,790 --> 00:22:01,790
to go through with it.
When I spoke to Grace,
434
00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:04,270
Grace is a lovely girl,
but I decided I wanted
435
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:06,350
to go on with Mimii, because I felt
my connection was stronger.
436
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:07,470
I think we both decided that.
437
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:09,270
Let's not make out
that it was just you.
438
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,830
You've just made some mad moves,
and I feel like, you know,
439
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:15,670
played it quite safe
and it looks quite one-sided.
440
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,790
You think I played it safe?
Just leave it, Sean.
441
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:24,790
Why are you carrying it on?
442
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:28,550
I feel like what he's trying to say
is that you've gone exclusive
443
00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:31,710
under pressure quite quickly.
What kind of pressure?
444
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,750
What kind of pressure would make me
go exclusive with her?
445
00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,990
I dunno, when the secret mission
got brought up and things like that.
446
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:37,310
That's got nothing to do with it.
447
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,790
If anything, that would push me
further away.
448
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:40,430
What you're saying
doesn't even make sense, Joey.
449
00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:42,470
Now, what Joey is saying...
You don't need to speak to him.
450
00:22:42,510 --> 00:22:44,550
Hold on...
You don't need to speak for him.
451
00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:47,070
Wait, wait.
He backs you guys, but he is saying,
452
00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:49,070
he is trying to explain...
It's a backhanded compliment.
453
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,310
He's saying to me
I've done it under pressure.
454
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:53,630
No, Josh, you're not listening!
This is your problem! That's not...
455
00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,830
Hold on. Go on, go on.
Listen, pause.
456
00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:58,750
Everybody freeze right now.
Let's calm it down a little bit.
457
00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:01,470
Joe is trying to say he backs
you guys. But at the same time,
458
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:04,590
Sean isn't getting his point
across very well.
459
00:23:04,630 --> 00:23:07,790
Joey's trying to explain it for you.
Your problem isn't with Joey.
460
00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:10,230
He's saying he backs it. Joey's
saying we did it under pressure.
461
00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:12,310
It wasn't under pressure. It's got
nothing to do with pressure.
462
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,990
He is trying to back... It's never
been an under pressure thing.
463
00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:17,030
It come about at the same time.
You're not in our situation,
464
00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,550
so you can't really tell
about the situation.
465
00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:21,270
You can't be saying
it's because of a secret mission.
466
00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:24,390
Because it was quick.
It was literally the next day.
467
00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:26,630
If anything, that secred mission
or whatever you're talking about,
468
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:29,070
it was meant to push me away.
469
00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:30,670
Fucking hell! I know,
it just needs to be left now.
470
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:36,550
So annoying.
471
00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:40,550
CHEERING
Well done, Jess!
472
00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:44,510
Yes, Jess!
"Say it back."Yes!
473
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:48,390
I would just like to say that
I'm so happy to accept this award.
474
00:23:48,430 --> 00:23:52,510
Yes, I am obsessed with Ayo.
Say it back.
475
00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:55,950
I'm obsessed.
Aaaaah!
476
00:23:55,990 --> 00:24:00,590
CHEERING
477
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:05,310
# Time after time. #
478
00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:08,270
That was a one-sided kiss,
fucking hell.
479
00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:13,190
# If you fall, I will catch you
I'll be waiting
480
00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:18,070
# Time after time. #
481
00:24:18,110 --> 00:24:27,590
IAIN: The nominees for the
Most Dramatic Performance are...
482
00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:32,070
Eh?
ALL:Ciaran!
483
00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,230
Oh, for fuck's sake.
484
00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:36,430
JOEY: 'I'm not trying to
upset Ciaran by kissing Nicole.
485
00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,670
'It was a respectful kiss.
I think it was the worst kiss
486
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,630
'I've ever kissed someone
in my life.'
487
00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:42,230
'Unless you say to me,
"I'm kissing Nicole
488
00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:43,870
' "because I want
to get with her..." '
489
00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:46,670
'Trust me, believe me, I don't ever
want to kiss your girl ever again.
490
00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:49,830
'Like, I never would, I never will.
It was in a game, first of all.'
491
00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:51,990
'Can I speak and say my point, or
are you gonna interrupt me again?'
492
00:24:52,030 --> 00:24:54,830
'I only interrupted you once, mate.'
'You literally just did, mate.'
493
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,830
'All right, mate, I'm sorry
for interrupting you once (!)'
494
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,030
'Let me say my piece, then.
495
00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:02,790
'My thing is, you could have
married Nicole and kissed Jessy.'
496
00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:05,950
'Yeah, but I wanted to marry Jessy.'
'Joey, let me fucking talk.'
497
00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:11,390
LAUGHTER
So dramatic.
498
00:25:11,430 --> 00:25:14,150
I mean, you did interrupt me,
Joey.
499
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:17,630
We actually listened to that.
It was juicy. So juicy. We loved it.
500
00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:20,830
We were silent. There was silence
the whole conversation.
501
00:25:24,830 --> 00:25:26,750
'I hope she's a horrible,
horrible person.'
502
00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,390
'See you in a bit.'
503
00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:30,470
'Karma's a bitch
and she's called Lolly.
504
00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,030
'She can take him. She can have him.
Where's he going?
505
00:25:33,070 --> 00:25:34,550
'I want the lowdown myself.
506
00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:36,950
'I don't understand
where the respect is here.
507
00:25:36,990 --> 00:25:39,230
'Joey!'
'What?'
508
00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:41,030
'Do you want to have a chat?'
509
00:25:41,070 --> 00:25:43,030
'Shall we go for a chat?'
'She feels like I've gone
510
00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:46,230
'in my shell a little bit since
being, like, coupled up with you.
511
00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:50,750
'I said to her... No, no,
but I think she's just basically...'
512
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,190
'Being disrespectful?'
'No, no.'
513
00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:56,430
I love that.
I still back it, I'm not gonna lie.
514
00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:58,550
I back it.
It was disrespectful.
515
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:02,230
That was not a shock.
516
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,350
'Just shut up now,
cos you're winding me up.
517
00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:09,270
'Fucking knobs, like, all of them
are actually dickheads.
518
00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:12,270
'Fucking over this situation.
It's pissing me off.
519
00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:14,110
'Who was it?'
'Ciaran and Emma.'
520
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:17,270
'Who's Emma?!'
LAUGHTER
521
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,190
'Who the fuck is Emma?'
522
00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,270
'You say to me how
you can't trust me and stuff,
523
00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:23,630
'and I can't trust you.
But look at our clips.
524
00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:25,430
'Compare our clips there.'
525
00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:27,590
'You literally just slagged me off
in all your clips.'
526
00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:29,670
'I actually can't be arsed.'
'You did, to be fair.'
527
00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:31,510
'Everyone in here is so two-faced.
528
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,910
'No, everyone in here
is actually so two-faced!'
529
00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:36,310
Oh!
Well, then!
530
00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:38,310
Guys, you are lying if you haven't
been two-faced in here
531
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,310
at one point, like, come on.
We've all spoke about each other.
532
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:45,670
What are you all silent for?
533
00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:47,670
I'm absolutely entitled
to speak to him about how I feel
534
00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:50,070
about the situation, especially when
we'd just gone from Movie Night...
535
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,270
100%.
536
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,310
..and watched every single person
talk about everyone.
537
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,950
All right, don't be dramatic.
Fucking hell.
538
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,510
Sean, shut up, love.
539
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,230
You literally get involved
in everyone's situation
540
00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:02,270
every five minutes. Be quiet.
Ooh-ho-ho-ho! Slap.
541
00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:04,470
You actually do, you actually know.
542
00:27:04,510 --> 00:27:05,990
Don't even come at me
for commenting on people
543
00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:09,070
when you comment on
every single person in here.
544
00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:11,990
I'm not actually up for that award,
so... clearly you do more.
545
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,590
Shocked. Very shocked.
546
00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:20,870
I can't lie, you're sounding like
a right fucking knob-head right now.
547
00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:24,390
What?! Where's that come from?
Where's that come from?
548
00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:26,190
Can I not make comments, or...?
549
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,150
No, but I never said anything
on what Nicole was saying.
550
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,070
My opinion is
I just think you sound like a knob.
551
00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:31,870
I'm not saying anything
about what Nicole was saying
552
00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:33,830
because, in fairness, we all do it.
553
00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:35,750
We all do talk about each other,
like... Exactly.
554
00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:37,910
Just got called
an absolute knob-head for no reason.
555
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,510
No reason at all.
556
00:27:40,550 --> 00:27:45,390
I didn't disagree with
what she was saying.
557
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,070
IAIN: And the winner is...
558
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:49,670
Get up and start walking.
Shut up.
559
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,350
..Nicole.
Whoo! Whoo!
560
00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:54,430
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
561
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:57,670
Go on, Nicole!
Get 'em, girlfriend!
562
00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,270
Oh, to be fair, I actually am
the most dramatic in here.
563
00:28:00,310 --> 00:28:03,470
A win is a win, innit?
A bit dramatic, and more.
564
00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:08,470
Liven up the villa. And what?
And what? And what? And what?
565
00:28:08,510 --> 00:28:13,190
And what? Who's Emma?
566
00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:23,230
Well done, my peach! I love you!
Energy! Well done.
567
00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:26,790
IAIN: The nominees for
Ultimate Pot Stirrer are...
568
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:30,150
THEY GIGGLE
569
00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,550
..Joey...
570
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:36,110
Oh, what?!
What a surprise (!)
571
00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,430
Surely not.
572
00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:40,790
'I think it's quite obvious
he likes Nicole, no?'
573
00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:42,950
'Right, OK.
He hasn't said that to me.'
574
00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:48,110
'When we was in the bedroom, he was
chanting Nicole's name. I'm sure.'
575
00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:50,430
'Really?'
'Who is on a lipsing thing?
576
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:53,870
'Right, we all is. But you, Sean?'
577
00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:56,190
'Raise that hand
above your head, G.'
578
00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:58,710
'I'm like, comme ci comme ca.'
579
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:02,750
'Tonight, yeah, is the chance to now
move, like, a bit mad.' 'Freely.'
580
00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,710
'If you're gonna kiss now,
kiss out of the game.
581
00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:06,950
'I think Emma's gonna make
a statement. You know why?
582
00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:08,990
'Because you kissed her.
Also, by the way, mate,
583
00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:11,230
'thank you for literally
winning half our points.
584
00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:14,110
'Done amazing. Not sure how the
girls will feel about it, but...'
585
00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:16,510
Oh!
Naughty.
586
00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:19,110
That's naughty biz, that.
What's naughty about that? Naughty.
587
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:21,950
He asked the question. He didn't
say, "You should all kiss everyone."
588
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:24,510
He said, "Who's kissing people?"
589
00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:28,150
Jessy, don't be a loser right now.
Don't fight his battles.
590
00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:29,830
Let him talk!
I'm not fighting his battles.
591
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:32,550
Jessy, how have you watched that
and you're not calling him out?
592
00:29:32,590 --> 00:29:35,070
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
593
00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:37,870
Pipe down, Josh. Pipe down.
He's in the wrong, though.
594
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:40,150
I would love Josh to tell me
what you think I did wrong.
595
00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:41,790
Tell me
exactly what I just did wrong.
596
00:29:41,830 --> 00:29:43,790
You've watched that and can't
tell me what you've done wrong?
597
00:29:43,830 --> 00:29:46,310
Tell me what I've done wrong.
You don't know? Tell me, then.
598
00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:48,230
What kind of mind games
are you trying to play here?
599
00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:50,950
You're the one playing games, bro.
We can see what you did wrong.
600
00:29:50,990 --> 00:30:00,550
# I'll be your hero. #
601
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,830
IAIN: Sean.
Oh! Oh-ho-ho!
602
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,950
'Obviously, Mimii's amazing,
don't get me wrong.' 'Yeah, yeah.'
603
00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:09,430
'But, like, I can feel
the energy between you and Jess,
604
00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:11,710
'proper, like,
bouncing off each other.
605
00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,430
'They're all beautiful girls.
606
00:30:13,470 --> 00:30:15,710
'Can't worry about
what's going on over in Casa.
607
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,070
'You just gotta give it 100%
and see.
608
00:30:18,110 --> 00:30:20,070
'My prediction...
I can see it happening, yeah.
609
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:24,070
'Give it a couple of days.
Josh coupled up with Mimii tonight.'
610
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,870
'Yep.'
'Yeah.
611
00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:29,350
'He's gonna blow her out for Grace.'
'You think?'
612
00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:31,670
GASPING
'I'm calling it early.' 'Really?'
613
00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:34,390
'You want her to choose you or not?'
'No! Not at all.'
614
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,910
'Well then, stop. Stop.'
'To be fair, Grace, come on now.'
615
00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:40,190
'Stop, Sean!'
LAUGHTER
616
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:41,950
At the end of the day,
Josh bottled it
617
00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,790
and then just decided to go
with Mimii.
618
00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:45,550
I don't know what
you're talking about.
619
00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:47,470
I'm gonna lose it! What are you
talking about, bottled it?
620
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:49,110
Grace is a lovely girl,
Grace is a beautiful girl.
621
00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:51,270
But my connection with Mimii is
a connection I've never had before.
622
00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,230
She's an amazing girl,
she's beautiful.Love that for you.
623
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,390
And listen, I care about her
so much. And I'm not gonna risk that
624
00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:59,150
to mess up with another connection.
I don't need to do that.Pfft.
625
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,350
Well said, Josh.
All done.
626
00:31:02,950 --> 00:31:04,750
ALL: Oh!
That's shocking.
627
00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:06,670
What? That's not shocking at all!
Are you mad?
628
00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:08,430
Reuben? Wait, what?
629
00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:11,550
'I think the way people have gone
about things haven't been the best.
630
00:31:11,590 --> 00:31:14,310
'I personally wouldn't have gone
about that way. In my opinion,
631
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:16,750
'I think the difference
between a boy and a man
632
00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:19,310
'is the way you go around things.
You know what I mean?'
633
00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:23,430
NICOLE LAUGHS
'Not a lot of men in here.
634
00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:26,230
'I've been raised how
to treat a woman.' 'I love that.'
635
00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,870
'That's not the first time
I've seen her
636
00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:29,910
'having one-on-one chats with him.'
'Really?'
637
00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:33,630
'Why are you sitting and smiling?
Am I a joke, man, bro?'
638
00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:35,430
'I don't think it will be
her pulling him.
639
00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:37,350
'I think he's deffo pulled her
for chats.'
640
00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:41,310
Oh.
Seeing everyone here,
641
00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:44,070
I feel like a lot of you have
started to treat your women better.
642
00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:49,350
Maybe some people here that could
treat their women better.
643
00:31:49,390 --> 00:31:52,830
It's Mr Essex.
Oh!
644
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,790
Are you jealous cos you can't get
into my ex or something?
645
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:58,630
What is wrong with you?
Joey, Joey! It's not about your ex!
646
00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:01,190
Are you jealous cos it's only
one-sided or something? What?
647
00:32:01,230 --> 00:32:03,710
Like, listen, bro,
you don't need to be on me.
648
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:07,870
Joey, Joey, Joey,
you give your opinion on everything.
649
00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:09,710
If he's giving his opinion,
he can give it.
650
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,790
Shut the fuck up. Simple.
651
00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:13,910
How about no? How about no?
Done with your bullshit!
652
00:32:13,950 --> 00:32:16,270
You can never tell me to
shut the fuck up. Or what?
653
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:18,030
Cos you're a little boy as well,
mate. I'm a little boy?
654
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,950
So shut your mouth.
More of a man than you, mate.
655
00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:21,590
Why you getting involved for,
anyway? Joey!
656
00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:23,230
You're always getting involved!
You're a melt.
657
00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:26,390
So, I'm a melt!
M-E-L-T, melt.
658
00:32:26,430 --> 00:32:29,790
Listen, Joey, stop.
Good, say nothing. Say nothing.
659
00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:40,030
Listen to me. I'm telling you...
I am listening to you.
660
00:32:40,070 --> 00:32:44,990
I want to speak. No, you weren't.
You forgot I was there again.
661
00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:50,870
GRACE CLAPS LIGHTLY
# On ground broken... #
662
00:32:50,910 --> 00:32:52,750
IAIN: And the winner is...
663
00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,310
NICOLE GASPS
Oi!
664
00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:55,750
..Joey!
665
00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,710
NICOLE:Joey!
JOEY:What?!
666
00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:01,230
Who would have thought?
The public think it, too.
667
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,870
Backs up what you're saying, then.
Thank you very much.
668
00:33:03,910 --> 00:33:06,990
Second award, I'm jealous!
Yeah, I mean,
669
00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:10,510
being the biggest pot stirrer
I don't think's a bad thing. Ugh!
670
00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:14,590
I think it's just in situations...
Pardon? I said, "Ugh!"
671
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:18,070
"Ugh!" What does that mean?
It's so boring.
672
00:33:18,110 --> 00:33:20,430
Like, what's that got to do
with the pot stirrer?
673
00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:22,710
I'm not that boring. You weren't
saying that before. But anyway...
674
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,910
Wasn't saying that
before about what? About what?
675
00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:29,990
Can I finish?
Go, go, go! Go on, Joey.
676
00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:33,070
I don't think that
I'm really a pot stirrer.
677
00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:36,510
I would just try to get people
talking the truth.
678
00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:38,910
And I feel like
that's what this award is for,
679
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,990
and that's what
I'm gonna own it for.
680
00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:44,030
Well done, Joey.
Thank you very much.
681
00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:49,630
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Good boy, Joey.
682
00:33:49,670 --> 00:33:52,870
Well done, Joey.
You owned it very well.
683
00:33:52,910 --> 00:33:55,190
Thank you very much.
684
00:34:07,309 --> 00:34:09,789
{\an8}IAIN STIRLING: How bad-tempered
are this year's Grafties?
685
00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:11,269
Well, put it this way,
686
00:34:11,309 --> 00:34:14,269
Will Smith just text
telling them to calm it down a bit.
687
00:34:14,309 --> 00:34:19,269
And there's still two more to go.
688
00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:22,069
The nominees
for Unfinished Business are...
689
00:34:22,109 --> 00:34:24,229
Oh, here we go!
Oh!
690
00:34:24,269 --> 00:34:28,309
Grace and Josh.
Ah! Oh!
691
00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:32,829
'I mean, obviously,
you're beautiful.' 'OK, thank you.'
692
00:34:32,869 --> 00:34:35,589
'I mean, it is mind-boggling to me
how you're single.
693
00:34:35,629 --> 00:34:38,909
'So you need someone 29.'
'29 is the perfect age.'
694
00:34:38,949 --> 00:34:41,469
GASPING
695
00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:44,109
'You really fancy him?'
'Yeah.'
696
00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:46,429
'Oh!''Shit.'
'I do fancy him.
697
00:34:46,469 --> 00:34:49,229
'That's what I needed.
I needed that, like, oomph.
698
00:34:49,269 --> 00:34:53,429
'It's difficult cos obviously,
like, I have been chatting to Josh,
699
00:34:53,469 --> 00:34:56,229
'and, like, there is definitely
chemistry there.'
700
00:34:56,269 --> 00:34:58,589
JOEY GASPS
JOEY:No way! Oh, my God.
701
00:34:58,629 --> 00:35:00,269
Joey, shut up.
That's so bad.
702
00:35:00,309 --> 00:35:02,749
This is before him and Mimii
had something super-strong,
703
00:35:02,789 --> 00:35:04,829
and we haven't chatted
since they have, so...
704
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:06,349
Do you still fancy each other,
yes or no?
705
00:35:06,389 --> 00:35:07,669
What kind of question is that?
706
00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:09,149
Think about it,
do we still fancy each other?
707
00:35:09,189 --> 00:35:11,109
I don't know, mate. The question is,
do you still fancy her?
708
00:35:11,149 --> 00:35:14,509
ALL SCREAM
Do you?
709
00:35:14,549 --> 00:35:16,029
Clearly not.
710
00:35:16,069 --> 00:35:18,509
Well, clearly, I don't fancy her.
Look at me. Clearly not, mate.
711
00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:21,909
My situation with Grace
is very different.
712
00:35:21,949 --> 00:35:24,069
I personally think
there is unfinished business.
713
00:35:24,109 --> 00:35:27,549
In challenges, he's kissing Grace,
and then three days later,
714
00:35:27,589 --> 00:35:30,309
he's making Mimii exclusive.
Make that make sense.
715
00:35:30,349 --> 00:35:31,789
No-one actually forced you
to say anything.
716
00:35:31,829 --> 00:35:33,709
Seems like you have an issue.
717
00:35:33,749 --> 00:35:36,549
No, I don't, because it's the topic
of conversation.Let's move on.
718
00:35:36,589 --> 00:35:39,349
Then let's move on.
719
00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:41,269
IAIN: Mimii and Ayo.
NICOLE:Oh, shock.
720
00:35:41,309 --> 00:35:43,829
Oh, here we go, Sean.
Get the script ready, mate.
721
00:35:43,869 --> 00:35:46,909
He's so ready to go.
He can't wait right now.
722
00:35:46,949 --> 00:35:51,189
'Say what you really wanna say.'
723
00:35:51,229 --> 00:35:54,229
'I see you talking,
you can just tell, like...'
724
00:35:54,269 --> 00:35:56,269
'The chemistry is mad.'
725
00:35:56,309 --> 00:35:58,789
'Your feelings have stayed
the exact same for Mimii.
726
00:35:58,829 --> 00:36:01,509
'Do you still like her?'
'Yeah.'
727
00:36:01,549 --> 00:36:03,829
'You do, don't you? I know
you like her, mate, I can see it.
728
00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:06,189
'I can see when she's around,
I can see how you are.'
729
00:36:06,229 --> 00:36:07,749
'I just like simplicity,
do you know what I mean?
730
00:36:07,789 --> 00:36:09,349
'With Josh, it's nice.
731
00:36:09,389 --> 00:36:11,189
'All this princess treatment
is lovely.
732
00:36:11,229 --> 00:36:13,429
'With Ayo, it was just so simple,
do you know what I mean?
733
00:36:13,469 --> 00:36:15,069
'And so natural.'
734
00:36:15,109 --> 00:36:21,269
We're not gonna do this
because we both knew what it was.
735
00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:25,229
We spoke about it, done.
I'm calm. Everyone's calm?
736
00:36:25,269 --> 00:36:28,709
Yes, Miime! Yes!
APPLAUSE
737
00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:35,349
If anyone has anything to say,
say it now. Please!
738
00:36:35,389 --> 00:36:38,669
It's pointless cos
everyone just, like, deflects it.
739
00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:41,269
Why is it in that clip, you're
standing there with Ayo saying,
740
00:36:41,309 --> 00:36:44,029
"Oh, go on, I know you have
feelings"?I didn't say "go on".
741
00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,509
Because I'm asking
my good friend in this villa
742
00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:48,869
how you feel at the minute.
743
00:36:48,909 --> 00:36:51,309
He's confided in me
because we're... we're close.
744
00:36:51,349 --> 00:36:58,389
IAIN: Grace and Joey.
What?
745
00:36:58,429 --> 00:37:01,789
'I feel like if Grace
was being totally honest,
746
00:37:01,829 --> 00:37:05,309
'she would've wrote my name.'
JESSICA: 'I disagree! I disagree.
747
00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:07,589
'Joey, you wish.'
748
00:37:07,629 --> 00:37:10,549
'Glad you didn't, and I'm lucky
I got you, but it's the truth.
749
00:37:10,589 --> 00:37:12,549
'Grace, you're so obvious.
Come on, man.'
750
00:37:12,589 --> 00:37:14,189
'How is it obvious?'
'We've tried to be friends.
751
00:37:14,229 --> 00:37:16,229
'It's so obvious.'
'How is it obvious?'
752
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:18,349
MATILDA:'It's giving Joey's
not over the situation with Grace.
753
00:37:18,389 --> 00:37:20,189
'That's what it's giving.'
'Not really.' 'It is.'
754
00:37:20,229 --> 00:37:22,589
'You're best friends with a girl
I feel has strong feelings for me.
755
00:37:22,629 --> 00:37:24,469
'It's just very strange.
756
00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:28,829
'I feel like she has latched on
to you because she can't have me.'
757
00:37:28,869 --> 00:37:31,629
GASPING
Straight facts.
758
00:37:31,669 --> 00:37:34,109
You still think
I needed to latch onto Jessy
759
00:37:34,149 --> 00:37:36,709
because I had strong feelings
for you? Straight facts.
760
00:37:36,749 --> 00:37:39,029
I didn't need Jessy as a friend
in here in the villa,
761
00:37:39,069 --> 00:37:41,069
no offence, Jessy.
I love you to bits now.
762
00:37:41,109 --> 00:37:42,949
No, we could hate each other
and be cool with it.
763
00:37:42,989 --> 00:37:44,909
She's in your head rent-free, bro.
764
00:37:44,949 --> 00:37:46,509
You keep bringing it up
for no reason.
765
00:37:46,549 --> 00:37:48,549
I really don't care. Every chance
you get, you bring me up.
766
00:37:48,589 --> 00:37:50,029
Cos it's just how I...
What is it with me?
767
00:37:50,069 --> 00:37:52,229
It's just what I can see. I actually
am rent-free in your head.
768
00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:54,309
Yeah, vice versa.
I don't give a fuck!
769
00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:56,309
Yeah, all right, good.
770
00:37:56,349 --> 00:37:59,229
But why do you care?
You care. OK.
771
00:37:59,269 --> 00:38:04,629
IAIN: And the winner is...
WHISPERING:Joey and Grace.
772
00:38:04,669 --> 00:38:06,749
..Mimii and Ayo.
773
00:38:06,789 --> 00:38:09,589
{\an8}APPLAUSE
Go on, Miimes!
774
00:38:09,629 --> 00:38:14,789
Go on, Mimii! Go on, Ayo!
Whoo!
775
00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:16,709
There's no unfinished business.
776
00:38:16,749 --> 00:38:20,709
Ayo's a happy man
with our girl Jessica.Aw, Miimes.
777
00:38:20,749 --> 00:38:25,469
I'm a happy girl with Joshua.
CHEERING
778
00:38:25,509 --> 00:38:29,749
Thanks, public.
You got anything to say?
779
00:38:29,789 --> 00:38:33,509
She spoke it, we know the do, innit?
There's not much said.
780
00:38:33,549 --> 00:38:35,869
Me and Jessica are lit,
and it's happening,
781
00:38:35,909 --> 00:38:39,789
and it's real, and I'm very happy,
so as well as Jessica...
782
00:38:39,829 --> 00:38:41,669
Erm, as... Jesus Christ.
783
00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:44,789
As well as Mimii and Josh,
they're very happy.
784
00:38:44,829 --> 00:38:48,109
And I'm happy for my boy, as always.
785
00:38:48,149 --> 00:38:50,309
So I'm proud of him,
he's always known what he's wanted,
786
00:38:50,349 --> 00:38:52,149
and I'm happy for him.
787
00:38:52,189 --> 00:38:56,349
Thank you. We love you guys!
We love you!
788
00:38:56,389 --> 00:39:00,349
Well done! That was so perfect.
Well done.
789
00:39:00,389 --> 00:39:02,829
Do you want to take the...?
No, that's all you.
790
00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:04,789
Well done, guys. I loved that.
791
00:39:04,829 --> 00:39:12,429
Thank you for having us. Thank you.
LAUGHTER
792
00:39:12,469 --> 00:39:15,269
IAIN: The nominees
for Epic Fail are...
793
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,389
Ciaran...
'Eggy Boff both of them.'
794
00:39:17,429 --> 00:39:19,389
'I'm on it, but...'
THEY LAUGH
795
00:39:19,429 --> 00:39:20,989
Yes!
796
00:39:21,029 --> 00:39:22,589
'But, like, back in the Valleys,
797
00:39:22,629 --> 00:39:24,469
'apparently, it, like,
goes off on nights out.'
798
00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:27,629
'Yeah.'
Oh, Ronnie! Konnor!
799
00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:30,629
'I'm so confused. What's going on?'
'Yeah, what's happening?''Ciaran.'
800
00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:36,949
'Bye, hon. Weirdos.'
'Nicole, come here.'
801
00:39:36,989 --> 00:39:38,789
'Nicole, it was a game!'
802
00:39:38,829 --> 00:39:40,709
Look at Ronnie!
'It was a game!'
803
00:39:40,749 --> 00:39:41,989
'I just tried to speak to Ciaran,
804
00:39:42,029 --> 00:39:43,829
'and he's blanked me
in front of everyone, weirdo.'
805
00:39:43,869 --> 00:39:45,789
'Ciaran, you've can't play games
with your girl, mate.'
806
00:39:45,829 --> 00:39:47,869
Eggy Boff them both right now.
807
00:39:47,909 --> 00:39:50,109
Has anyone else
got anything to say right now? No!
808
00:39:50,149 --> 00:39:52,189
No, I think
he deserved to be up there.
809
00:39:52,229 --> 00:39:58,349
IAIN: Sean.
Oh... Yes, Seanie boy!
810
00:39:58,389 --> 00:40:00,549
'Obviously, the old challenge...'
'Mm.'
811
00:40:00,589 --> 00:40:03,749
'I whispered
a little something-something...'
812
00:40:03,789 --> 00:40:06,109
Oh, no, it's the kiss!
' "Come on, baby..." '
813
00:40:06,149 --> 00:40:08,749
' "Can't wait
for our kiss tonight." '
814
00:40:08,789 --> 00:40:11,309
It's the kiss.
815
00:40:11,349 --> 00:40:13,189
'What do you say?'
'No!'
816
00:40:13,229 --> 00:40:15,189
'No?'
'It's too early for a kiss.'
817
00:40:15,229 --> 00:40:16,789
'No way.'
818
00:40:16,829 --> 00:40:18,469
'Oh, my God.'
LAUGHTER
819
00:40:18,509 --> 00:40:20,309
'Listen, it's coming.'
'Is it coming?'
820
00:40:20,349 --> 00:40:23,229
'Yeah. 100%.' 'OK.'
'It's my first 24 hours.'
821
00:40:23,269 --> 00:40:24,789
I didn't know you did that!
'Right.'
822
00:40:24,829 --> 00:40:26,589
'Way too early.'
'Way too early?'
823
00:40:26,629 --> 00:40:28,189
I literally just said "not yet,"
and that was it.
824
00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:29,829
It's probably way worse
when you're in the moment.
825
00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:31,989
Yeah, but, for me, I was so gassed
when Matilda come in, was flying.
826
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:35,869
It was literally the night after,
you know, jacked Matilda off Omar,
827
00:40:35,909 --> 00:40:38,709
went straight into there...
"Jacked Matilda"!
828
00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:40,669
And then I was actually on a high,
and then I was so, like,
829
00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:43,109
ready for it,
and then it was just like, "Argh!"
830
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,509
And then I was just, like, gutted.
That's hilarious, bro.
831
00:40:45,549 --> 00:40:47,349
IAIN: Mimii!
ALL:Ah...
832
00:40:47,389 --> 00:40:50,949
Shit. No way.
I knew. Is this the secret...?
833
00:40:50,989 --> 00:40:52,869
'When you next see Ayo...'
WHISPERING:Secret mission!
834
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,469
'..can you just ask him
to meet me on the terrace?
835
00:40:54,509 --> 00:40:56,269
'I just wanna talk to him.'
WHISPERING:Secret mission!
836
00:40:56,309 --> 00:40:57,389
GASPING
837
00:40:57,429 --> 00:40:59,429
'She wants you to go and meet her
on the terrace quickly.' 'No.'
838
00:40:59,469 --> 00:41:01,669
'Between me and you.' 'No.'
'Bro.' 'No.'
839
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:06,709
'What she can do is come down and
sit with me anywhere in that garden,
840
00:41:06,749 --> 00:41:10,229
'and we can have that conversation.'
'All right.
841
00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:12,669
'Ayo said to me, would you...
842
00:41:12,709 --> 00:41:17,669
'Ayo said to me, would you, like,
meet him downstairs?'
843
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,469
WHISPERING:'OK.'
844
00:41:19,509 --> 00:41:22,989
'I don't know if he's comfortable
to come up here right now.'
845
00:41:23,029 --> 00:41:25,229
Secret mission
is no longer a secret!
846
00:41:25,269 --> 00:41:27,149
The secret mission failed.
Failed big time.
847
00:41:27,189 --> 00:41:28,629
Now it's out there,
I just wanna put out there,
848
00:41:28,669 --> 00:41:30,509
I just felt like,
when I did see Mimii on the floor,
849
00:41:30,549 --> 00:41:34,869
I just felt like
it was a bit seductive.
850
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,509
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
851
00:41:36,549 --> 00:41:38,149
I didn't know
you were sat there on the floor.
852
00:41:38,189 --> 00:41:39,989
No, no, cos, seriously,
I wouldn't have wanted that
853
00:41:40,029 --> 00:41:41,429
to be the case...
Cos I didn't say the secret.
854
00:41:41,469 --> 00:41:43,389
The thing is... But I didn't know
much of what was going on.
855
00:41:43,429 --> 00:41:45,029
Thank you. Didn't say the secret.
And I know that.
856
00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:46,869
I didn't know
how, like, Joey perceived it.
857
00:41:46,909 --> 00:41:48,829
Mimii, I kept your secret.
I didn't say anything to no-one.
858
00:41:48,869 --> 00:41:50,989
Much respect to that. You came down,
and we had that conversation.
859
00:41:51,029 --> 00:41:53,109
We had the exact same conversation
on the bed, so it's not...
860
00:41:53,149 --> 00:41:56,069
What were the intentions
on the terrace?To have a chat.
861
00:41:56,109 --> 00:41:58,309
To have a chat, in private,
away from everyone.
862
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,389
I respected the fact that you wanted
to have that conversation.
863
00:42:00,429 --> 00:42:03,429
But at the same time,
I knew how Jessica would maybe feel.
864
00:42:03,469 --> 00:42:08,229
My whole 6' 6" self on the terrace.
That's it. You're gonna catch me.
865
00:42:08,269 --> 00:42:09,909
Do you get it?
And that's why I was on the...
866
00:42:09,949 --> 00:42:12,309
I just said... There you go...
..on the floor...
867
00:42:12,349 --> 00:42:13,909
I'm sorry, cos that's mad.
868
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:17,069
What I didn't like is
what Joey now made a secret mission,
869
00:42:17,109 --> 00:42:19,829
made it a bigger thing than it is,
now he's saying it was seductive.
870
00:42:19,869 --> 00:42:22,309
I was just sat there.
When you're saying "secret mission",
871
00:42:22,349 --> 00:42:24,269
all it does
is throw me into turmoil,
872
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,349
it makes me think
another bullshit is going on.
873
00:42:26,389 --> 00:42:27,909
Exactly. Exactly.
Do you know what I'm saying?
874
00:42:27,949 --> 00:42:29,589
But if you were in my position
and I did that to you...
875
00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:30,669
Do you know what I mean?
876
00:42:30,709 --> 00:42:32,309
It's a bit of a mad ting.
Do you know what I'm saying?
877
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:34,229
Yeah, but that didn't happen to me,
she couldn't do it to me.
878
00:42:34,269 --> 00:42:35,989
We'll agree to disagree, my boy.
You're tapping out,
879
00:42:36,029 --> 00:42:38,029
but you're the reason why this
has been a whole secret mission,
880
00:42:38,069 --> 00:42:39,429
because it's come from you.
881
00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:41,069
IAIN: And the winner is...
882
00:42:41,109 --> 00:42:42,669
Mimii!
883
00:42:42,709 --> 00:42:45,389
Mimii! Yes!
Mimii!
884
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:50,869
Well done, Mimii! Go on, Mimii!
Mimii, you look good! You look good!
885
00:42:50,909 --> 00:42:54,149
I am accepting this award
unwillingly...
886
00:42:54,189 --> 00:42:56,709
JESSICA LAUGHS
..but I'll take it.
887
00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:58,109
I told you it was a mission failed.
888
00:42:58,149 --> 00:43:00,509
It wasn't a fail,
we had the chat on the bed.Yeah!
889
00:43:00,549 --> 00:43:02,989
No, but I mean MY mission failed.
YOUR mission failed, yeah.
890
00:43:03,029 --> 00:43:05,669
That's correct. Maybe.
Yeah, it did. It did.
891
00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:07,269
LAUGHTER
Oh! But, erm, anyways...
892
00:43:07,309 --> 00:43:09,989
Joey, I'm not really
feeling your ting today.Oh!
893
00:43:10,029 --> 00:43:13,589
But thanks, guys.
Go on, Mimii! Go on, Mimii!
894
00:43:13,629 --> 00:43:17,909
CHEERING
Oh, Mimii, man...
895
00:43:17,949 --> 00:43:20,789
Love you, girl!
Love you! Love you!
896
00:43:20,829 --> 00:43:24,269
What was Mimii's original aim
of the mission?
897
00:43:24,309 --> 00:43:26,469
To clear the air!
To have a chat, in private,
898
00:43:26,509 --> 00:43:29,149
to clear the air after
the Snog, Marry, Pie conversation.
899
00:43:29,189 --> 00:43:32,309
I just think it's a bit muggy
how I'm getting the blame for it
900
00:43:32,349 --> 00:43:35,469
when it's not even really
anything to do with me.
901
00:43:35,509 --> 00:43:36,949
I was put IN the situation...
902
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,229
You're the one that made
the "secret mission" thing up, mate.
903
00:43:39,269 --> 00:43:41,029
I'm just saying,
it's a bit of a liberty. Personally.
904
00:43:41,069 --> 00:43:43,669
It is a bit of liberty for you.
I'm very unimpressed, actually.
905
00:43:43,709 --> 00:43:45,389
You're the one that came up
with the secret mission.
906
00:43:45,429 --> 00:43:46,709
No-one told you to do that.
You did that.
907
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:47,869
What do you mean?
You told me to go...
908
00:43:47,909 --> 00:43:49,389
Listen, I've got nothing
against you, Mimii.
909
00:43:49,429 --> 00:43:50,829
Yeah, I told you
to go and get Ayo...Exactly.
910
00:43:50,869 --> 00:43:53,109
..to have a private conversation...
Why you putting it on me for, then?
911
00:43:53,149 --> 00:43:54,909
What have I done wrong?
My only problem with you, Joey,
912
00:43:54,949 --> 00:43:56,589
was that you brought it up
and didn't say anything.
913
00:43:56,629 --> 00:43:58,029
But, mate,
it got brought up tonight, mate.
914
00:43:58,069 --> 00:43:59,669
No, but you brought it up
and didn't say anything.
915
00:43:59,709 --> 00:44:01,669
Cos it was a secret mission!
Why bring it up, then?! Oh, my God!
916
00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,869
Why bring up a secret and not be
chesty enough to finish it? Exactly.
917
00:44:03,909 --> 00:44:06,029
All right, don't tell me about
putting your chest out there, mate,
918
00:44:06,069 --> 00:44:08,069
cos believe me, I'm the man...
But you didn't put your chest out!
919
00:44:08,109 --> 00:44:09,669
You had the perfect chance
to put your chest out.
920
00:44:09,709 --> 00:44:11,149
You didn't do it.
Don't know about that, mate.
921
00:44:11,189 --> 00:44:12,749
Seeing me go to get Ayo,
to get him on the terrace,
922
00:44:12,789 --> 00:44:15,389
when Mimii's sitting up there,
laying on the floor with a drink...
923
00:44:15,429 --> 00:44:17,989
Like this, mate, yeah? Like that.
With a drink in her hand like this.
924
00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:20,989
Trust me, mate, I don't believe
that is just for a conversation.
925
00:44:21,029 --> 00:44:23,829
Yeah? Point proven. Fed up.
That's not what I'm on.
926
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,749
Done. Conversation done.
Of course he's got a point!
927
00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:27,989
That's on him.
That's his perspective.
928
00:44:28,029 --> 00:44:29,429
Conversation done.
So don't get it twisted.
929
00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:31,709
I'm not like that.
That's all I'm saying. Yeah?
930
00:44:31,749 --> 00:44:34,629
# Unleash the lion
Yeah, hear him roar
931
00:44:34,669 --> 00:44:38,349
You were born... #
932
00:44:38,389 --> 00:44:40,549
WHISPERING:I give up.
933
00:44:46,589 --> 00:44:48,509
You told everyone
there was a secret mission!
934
00:44:48,549 --> 00:44:50,589
Yeah, I know, but I didn't...
How can you not...? Right, OK, OK.
935
00:44:50,629 --> 00:44:52,429
Yeah, but I didn't...
Your example... No, listen, Joey!
936
00:44:52,469 --> 00:44:54,509
Why you going mad for? Calm down.
Listen. You're not listening!
937
00:44:54,549 --> 00:44:55,989
He's a prick.
He's not even messing up my ting.
938
00:44:56,029 --> 00:44:57,229
He's just messing up his ting.
939
00:44:57,269 --> 00:44:58,989
It's so easy to shoot the messenger.
Whatever, Joey.
940
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,149
I'll talk to you later.
941
00:45:00,189 --> 00:45:04,309
I can't actually be arsed
with you right now.
942
00:45:04,349 --> 00:45:09,469
I'm done. Tapping out.
Tap, tap, tapped out.
943
00:45:09,509 --> 00:45:12,309
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