IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...
Let's go! CHEERING
That's my girlfriend!
..the talent show...
Oh, my God.
Matilda and Sean kiss. Mwah!
..got tasty...
Ah! You're smashing it!
When I say secret, you say mission! Secret...
CRICKETS CHIRP Anyone?
Yeah! I love it!
That's talent... right there.
# I'm here For your entertainment... #
Oh, my God! I was not expecting that!
Beautiful.
CHEERING
Yes, Mimii!
Where we going?!
And most importantly... the cream.
# I'm here For your entertainment... #
Candyman!
Mimii, giant strawberry goes to you. Thank you, love.
We've got an all-time favourite for you, Josh, today -
the sour dummy.
I think we have a clear winner, guys.
Clear winner - Jessy. Yeah!
CHEERING
# I'm here For your entertainment... #
IAIN: Tonight...
You're basically antagonising me, bro.
No-one is antagonising you. You are antagonising me.
I'm getting antagonised, bro.
You have antagonised me a few times, mate.
..the heat...
It's tedious.
Idiots, man. TEXT ALERT
..is...
"It's time to find out
"how the public ranks your relationships."
..rising.
"Which couple is least likely to work on the outside?"
GASPS
I'm so livid right now, guys.
IAIN: At the talent show, Mimii sang A Thousand Miles.
Oh, Josh, tell Mimii what happened to the wineglass you were holding
when Mimii hit that tricky high note.
You smashed it. No? I actually didn't.
No, honestly, you smashed it.
I don't know where that came from. No. I knew you could sing.
I was more nervous than you. What, for me? Yeah.
Because what if I mess up my pancakes and waffles? Really, no?
You ate it. You ate that. Yeah. Did you like it?
Yeah, I did. You gave me a ten, too. Mm-hm.
Come on. Thank you.
Man, what did you think of everyone else's performance?
Sean, he was rude, that was a rude comment,
I didn't appreciate that either. That's what affected me.
I feel like I'm here to defend you as well.
I don't want no-one to ever make you feel a type of way.
When I see stuff like that, it makes you realise,
OK, you're not really my type of person... Yeah, yeah, 100%.
..so I'm gonna distance myself. Yeah, same here.
I think Josh is mad.
Josh is probably, like, aggy with me.
Surely he is not going to be annoyed.
I don't think he will, I think you'll be fine.
He usually takes, you know, banter. Yeah.
It was a sweet roast. Yeah.
You all right, bro? Yo, yo, yo.
Proud of you guys. You actually smashed that.
So proud of you guys, man. What did you think?
You genuinely smashed that. What, my rap?
That was so good.
Where an earth did you get that passion to do that?
I got trained by German circus professionals.
Why? Why? How did you end up there?
To walk in the Rugby World Cup parade in Leicester.
What the heck?
What did...? Did you think Josh took...? I don't know...
I'm not sure he was too pleased about that one.
No, he doesn't look too happy, does he? No.
You called him a sour dummy. You actually called him a dummy.
It was a sour dummy, yeah.
I think the upsetting thing about it is, it's not...
it's not what we are saying, I think it's the reality
and the truth that does hurt.
It's quite a hard thing to sort of get on with.
What, the terrace thing? Yeah.
But they've spoken about it, they've squashed it now,
he's seen the clip.
I think that he'll understand that it was obviously said
in a light-hearted way, that he called him a sour dummy.
It was like... A sweet roast, not like an absolute grilling
cos no-one got grilled.
I feel like my performance tonight was very sweet,
obviously dropped a few little things.
Nothing major, though, in my opinion. And, yeah...
Chat? Nah. No?Nah.
You want to talk about that? Yeah.
One second, I've got to have a chat with Sean. Hold on.
Oh, shit.
You can't be arsed with it?
It's a conversation... That they need.
It's pointless, at this point.
Yeah? Er, yeah, obviously after that...
A-ha. ..like, I can see that tension is pretty high.
It was all quite light-hearted, so...
I just felt like it was, erm, a little bit uncalled for.
Ideally, I would have preferred you not to have made a comment
about such a touchy subject because you and Joey made your comments,
secret mission.
Right, I appreciate that and I apologise for that.
You know, I felt like we all knew how we all felt about our couples
and I felt like all of that had actually been squashed.
It was all quite light-hearted and I didn't think
it would actually spark this big reaction,
so I was thinking nothing by it.
Yeah, but if you've moved on from it,
why are you still making jokes about it?
No, I thought you had moved on.
Everyone was aware of one another's couples and situations.
How can you say we are over something
and then you are still talking about it,
do you know what I am saying?
I thought everyone was over it, to be honest with you.
Bro, honestly, if it's a thing where this is you apologising,
I don't feel like taking it, to be honest,
because I just genuinely don't believe
you're not gonna bring it up again.
I don't feel like it's sincere.
Josh is upset about, like, me mentioning
the whole terrace situation.
I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm upset,
I'm more... I'm just fed up.
Why's everyone gathering around the fire pit?
WHISPERS:Why is Ayo going over there?
CIARAN:Cos he's gonna mediate it. For Ayo, innit?
I just thought everyone was in a strong position, like,
by saying it, wouldn't cause anything because everyone...
everyone was aware of everyone's situation.
But, Sean, if you say it to me, "Josh, you're a dummy."
Do you think I'm just going to laugh at that?
Like, "Ha-ha, that was funny"? Do you know what I'm saying?
Get a closer listen in. This was always bound to happen.
Sean said, "You're a dummy," and that's...
For someone like Josh, to hear another man calling him a dummy,
he's going to take that...
Of course, of course. Do you know what I mean?
I don't personally think it's that deep
that you need to get so upset about it.
Yeah, but, Joey, in your rap you were saying,
"Everyone say secret mission, secret mission."
It was like you lot are just buzzing me right now.
Because it's light-hearted. It's not really.
For Josh's sake, I understand where he's coming from.
Which was a touchy subject to others,
it's not very light-hearted.
It's got to a point where I'm just fed up
when it comes to you two because you're antagonising me, bro.
No-one is antagonising you, mate.
You are antagonising me. I'm getting antagonised, bro.
You've antagonised me a few times, mate.
But, Sean, my bro, you are one of the main culprits,
when it comes to this, that keeps bringing it up,
whether it's your opinion or not.
Because what you need to understand is, yeah, it's not just me, bro.
It's Ayo, it's Jess, it's Mimii, bro.
If the people involved are good... Are backing each other.
..why are you still pressed about the situation? Mmm.
It's just jarring that Sean keeps saying,
"It's left, it's left, it's left,"
but every chance you get, you poke, you poke, you poke.
And now people are upset, don't be shocked. Mmm.
The main point is, is just, like, every time it is jarring to hear.
Ayo, Ayo, that's what I feel like.
I feel like, do you know what it is, yeah?
I feel like we've had this conversation so many times,
it's tedious. It's tiring. That's why now... Bro, it is tiring.
That's why I just feel like it is what it is.
My rap, surely, has not upset you. Don't patronise me, bro.
Using these word antagonise and patronise...
Stop patronising me, bro. ..what are you talking about, mate?
I feel like time will tell, innit, if you lot are sincerely sorry.
Oh, mate, I'm so done with it.
Bro, it's a laugh, mate. OK. It's a laugh. OK, Joey.
I can't believe this even needs to be explained.
I know, again. Again and again, and again.
How many times? How many times?
Listen, guys, listen, I'll be real, I'm done with the convo, bro.
Personally, I think it's a laugh, but if it's that deep
and everyone's so upset about it, like...
Guys, I'm done with the convo, innit? Cool.
SIGHS
Idiots, man.
Bunch of idiots, bro. I swear.
CIARAN: I don't how you stayed there for that long.
I don't know how I stayed there myself for so long, bruv.
How do you say sorry to me about something for the same time
and then keep doing it?
I'm not going to give you the reaction you want, bro.
You just make yourself look dumb
when you keep bringing up a situation
and trying to apologise for it over and over, and over again.
Everyone reacts different.
You deal with things differently, Joey,
to the same way Joshua deals with things differently. Yeah.
That's all it is.
I don't feel like this is more so of an argument,
he's just trying to let his feelings be known
and be allowed to feel the way he feels.
I think that's it. Mm-hm. Agreed.Got ya.
How can you patronise me for something
and tell me why I'm upset about it? Do you know what I'm saying?
I've got to admit, I'm backing you 100%.
I was fine and then you bring it up,
it's like you're trying to rub someone up.
I'm not going to give you the reaction you want, bro.
Well, I think it's clear to say that no-one...
No-one wants to talk to us. JOEY CHUCKLES
I think everyone made that quite clear.
TEXT ALERT
Someone's got a text.
You are joking me. I've got a text.
SHE READS ALOUD:
CHEERING Come on.
# You keep me coming back for more Ah, ah
# Just like nobody else before... # Yay!
JESSY LAUGHS Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?
I'm so buzzing. That's so sick.
I was so excited to go into the Hideaway
just to spend some time alone with Joey. I'm really excited.
# Gonna make you mine Wild nights, fast cars
# Jump off the edge Cos nothing compares... #
Jessy, this is gonna be so... Are you actually joking?
Like that. Literally, your hair's perfect. Yeah.
Yes, Joey, mate! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You know what time it is. Yes, boy.
You know what it time it is. Come on.
You are the luckiest man alive right now. Am I?
ALL:Ooh... Oh!
CHEERING, JESSY SQUEALS
Yes, girl! I'm so excited.
What's going on?
Wow. You look good. Thanks. You look nice. Wow, OK.
You've dressed up nice, haven't you?
Couldn't leave the feathers behind. Wow.
BOTH:Bye! Have the best night!
Bye, guys, have fun!
Lead the way. You lead the way. Ladies first.
SHE GASPS Wow.
I literally haven't even seen this place yet.
Ah!What? This bed.
How beautiful? Amazing.
Oh, my God, we've got Champagne. Have we?
Are we gonna pop it? Yeah. Shall we? Go for it.
Oh, my God, babe. How special?
I know, probably why I even won. All because you won.
# I've been in love With a heartbreaker... #
OK, ready? Mm-hm.
# I've never landed Straight on my feet... #
We are so lucky right now.
So let's cheers, first of all, to the future. Mm-hm.
Let's cheers... To the journey.
To the journey. To us. To us.
And for being there for each other. Cheers to us.Cheers, babe.
Do you know what? Can we go out here? Have you been out here?
Ah... This is so cute.
Can you believe that on that first date, we'd end up being here?
I knew in my head and my heart that it was only you,
and I was never, ever, ever... My head was never gonna turn after.
No way. Really? I knew that. Of course...
Soon as you saw me? 100%, yeah, of course.
So did I. It was always you.
I'm just looking forward to having a night away with you
without the others, you know?
It's a good job I'm so talented. So talented.
And you told me you had no talents. I didn't think I did.
# Now my second-hand heart Has been found
# Could I stay for a while Stay for a while? #
WHISPERS: Shall we go inside? Come on, then.
IAIN: So, the talent show is over, and it was a big success.
An agent saw Jessy's stilt act and spotted real talent.
And a chiropodist saw Matilda's foot puppetry
and spotted three verrucas and a bunion.
# My mama said Nothing good happens
# When it's late And you're dancing alone... #
What do you think Joey and Jessy are doing right now? Lipsing?
Lipsing and gripsing. And gripsing it up.
And grinding and romping.
# I really want Your hands on my body... #
I actually think you should just come straight to Essex.
You just want me to move straight into yours. Mm.
Move in?You'll make an Essex girl out of me.
# I'm feeling kinda freaky Maybe it's the club lights
# I kinda wanna Kiss your girlfriend... #
Night! Night! Love you all!
# I'm feeling kinda freaky Maybe it's the moonlight
# I kinda wanna kiss your boyfriend If you don't mind
# I love a little "uh-huh" Let's watch the sunrise
# Cos everything good Happens after. #
IAIN: Last night in the Hideaway,
Jessy felt something long and hard under the duvet.
I've no idea why Joey decided to put Jessy's stilts on.
JOEY GROANS I wanna sleep in here every night.
JESSY:Me too.
# Baby, when I think about you
# I feel like I'm falling down... #
I liked your little rap. Did you?
JOSH: Grace, I feel like my back's hurting from that yoga.
SHE LAUGHS
Jessy and Joey in the Hideaway. Aw, I wonder how their night was?
You're here! ALL CHEER SLEEPILY
What's going on? Proud of you, bro. Proud of all of you.
How was your night? So nice, man.
Gives you a taste of what it's gonna be like on the outside.
Is it? Is it?
# It's all right in the sunshine In the sunshine, yeah
# Oh, I'm not giving you up
# It's all right when we shine Bright in the sunlight, yeah... #
Blink. Twice.
SHE SCREAMS
Mate, heat of the moment, after something like that,
people might be a little bit aggy. Like, whatever.
It was a joke. It was a talent show. In the garden.
Mate, mate, relax, bro. I am relaxed.
I just think other people need to relax.
Mate, mate, listen to me. You're letting it get to you.
You know what kept annoying me?
It's cos I feel like I kept going around in circles.
I feel like I handled it with calm. No, I think you did.
# I'm not giving you up
# It's all right in the sunshine In the sunshine, yeah
# Oh, I'm not giving you up... #
Go for a chat after your breakfast, Josh, if you want.
Yeah, I'm just gonna make this. When I'm done.
# Don't you know That I'm not giving you up
# It's all right in the sunshine In the sunshine, yeah... #
How was the Hideaway? It was really cute.
Obviously haven't had any, like, alone time with Joey
since I got here. Yeah.
And just haven't been in the Hideaway,
so we were on the terrace for a bit, then we had some Champagne.
What?!Yeah, it was really cute. Oh, my God!
It was so, like, light-hearted.
Yeah, it was really sweet. I really enjoyed it.
Oh, my God, so happy for you, girl.
I hope everyone gets to go in there, though. It was really nice. Yeah.
Tilda, I loved the performance. I know. Oh, my gosh, Tilda.
I mean, pfft, these toes are loyal, at the end of the day.
I was gonna put some stuff about Casa, but I thought,
"I don't think I've got enough toes!"
I thought, "Let me keep it light-hearted and nice." Yeah.
Shame he didn't get the memo. Yeah.Well, he never does.
I think Sean does feel a bit gutted this morning. Does he?Yeah.
It's done, d'you know what I mean?
I feel like he was just jarred because...
Let's hope it actually is just done now.Yeah.
I actually don't normally agree with Joey and Sean,
but I do think it was just supposed to be, like, in a roast -
you know where you're roasting people, or you're doing a rap,
and you're just adding things in. Anything's gonna get brought up.
I didn't think that Josh needed to bite as much.
I dunno, girls, I disagree. I think after so many comments,
you keep provoking, you can't be shocked when people react.
Like, it's not nice. And I think...
I think the main thing is is that they apologise and then do it again.
It was a joke. Talent show in the garden. We all had a laugh.
It's just that they're just tired of hearing it.
When certain people still felt a way about it,
like, you mentioning it is gonna trigger certain people.
And with Josh reacting the way he's reacted,
it's not mainly on the basis of him,
it's how Mimii's probably feeling about it too.
Cos they're together, you know what I'm trying to say?
So she's probably tired of hearing about it too.
JOSH: It's just... At this point, I just couldn't care less
what they have to say now. Mm.
Cos they just bring up stuff and then come back and apologise again,
just looking like idiots, and I just think,
"Why apologise if you're gonna... if you've purposely done something?"
An apology's if you've done something by accident.
Unintentional.Mm. Know what I'm saying?
I genuinely don't give a fuck about your apology,
do you know what I mean? You're an idiot.
LAUGHTER You know what I'm saying?
I get it, I get it. No, yeah, 100%.
They're like the Chuckle Brothers at this point, know what I'm saying?
At the end of the day, I'll stand around the fire pit
in tight pants with an apron on, chucking sweets at people.
I swear down now, if I knew he was gonna react like that, like,
I wouldn't have said anything. Trust me, he's mature enough.
He's not gonna let this drag him down. Believe me. I do. Yeah, but...
He's good. You're letting it get to you too much now. He doesn't care.
In my head, I thought, like, that would never have been
the reaction to what I was doing. That's why it's thrown me so much.
IAIN: Sean wants a chat with Josh.
Great, it's about time those two had a proper chat, man to Candyman.
Where d'you wanna go, bro? Oh, calm, bro.
Beanbag? Beanbags, yeah. Go on.
JOSH SIGHS What you saying, my boy?
How are you feeling this morning, bro?
Honestly, calmer. Yeah.
You know, you get to sleep on the situation and that.
After it, I knew you was upset straightaway.
And even this morning, it's still bothering me and I am down about it
because it never was my intention for it to come across that way.
I get you're saying it's a joke and everything and what-not.
But for me personally,
I feel like just because it's been one too many occasions.
It's just like are you just doing this intentionally
to get a rise out of me?
Because, I mean, like, everyone else there knows, like,
how I feel about that topic.
I don't actually believe, like,
it's not going to come up again with you guys.
Like, that whole situation has been buried,
so I never thought, like, by saying that in that sweet roast way
would've sparked such a reaction like how it did.
So it was just, like, sorry is just almost like... one in, one out.
If I genuinely knew it would actually have gone down like that,
I never would've mentioned that.
Like, I genuinely never come from a bad place or menacing
or tryna bring fuel to fire and start things up again.
It was honestly done in a light-hearted, funny way.
And honestly, I am sorry. Like, I genuinely am.
I hear what you're saying.
But do you not think it's also, like,
Mimii that was offended by that as well? Of course.
I genuinely thought it would all be laughed off.
Like, I was standing there in hotpants with a bowtie
chucking sweets about.
In my eyes, I thought it was all just light-hearted,
and I never meant to be proper going in on people.
It was all just, like, corny, light-hearted.
But by you doing that, and not just to me,
it's of in front of everyone, Sean, you know what I am saying?
That's embarrassing, bro.
Clearly, you guys can see not everyone doesn't find it funny.
I'm gonna respect your boundaries on that,
because, like, I obviously...
I accept your apology, bro, but I need you to know, like,
I'm accepting it.
But I feel like I am accepting it with a pinch of salt, sort of thing.
Like, if it comes up again, and, Sean, like,
whether we're gonna be able to have this conversation again.
It's not gonna come up again. Do you know what I'm saying?
No joking, no bringing light to anything like that.
I'm fully crystal clear on that now. Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I'm a rational person. I'm a logical person. Yeah.
I'm hearing what you're saying, and I'm taking your word for it,
do you know what I mean?
Last thing I wanna do is just have grudges round here.
Yeah, I know, 100%.
Tensions are high around the villa, do know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
So I'll pull Mimii and chat to her. Yeah, I'll appreciate that.
Genuinely, I hold my hands up. That's cool, bro.
That's cool. Sorry, brudda.
I heard how sincerely sorry he was, and, you know,
I just really do hope he is as sorry as he's making out
and we can sort of push it behind us.
I just wanna have a quick clear the air,
cos obviously, like, last night... Mm.
Like, I never had any ill intentions
to be a menace and cause anyone upset.
Honestly, it was all coming from a funny, light-hearted way.
Obviously, with the Josh situation, my headspace was like
everyone put that to bed ages ago, and it was done. Mm-hm.
So I genuinely thought,
"Oh, by saying that, it's not gonna cause any upset."
And I thought it would honestly just be like look back on it
and laugh it off, do you know what I mean? In that sort of sense.
And obviously,
it's come across like throwing a bit of shade on you with that.
But, like, I just wanna say
obviously I'm sorry if it's upset your feelings.
It never was meant to come across like that way.
You know, if it wasn't for the talent show last night,
I wouldn't have said anything anyway. Yeah.
Even prior to it, I haven't mentioned it
since everything had been fully, fully squashed.
So I just wanna make sure you know that,
and I didn't mean it in any sort of, like, diggy way.
No, I get that, Sean.
Obviously for me, like, I know how you are
and I know you wouldn't have wanted to upset anyone.
It was more so I was worried for Josh.
Just like the dummy comment, because obviously with him,
he's the type of guy that... Very proud, yeah.
Do you get it? Yeah, yeah.
So honestly, there's no bad feelings. Yeah.
Come on, girl. Good. Aw.
Aw. Thank you.
TEXT ALERT
God. Oh, no.
I've got a text!
Oh, stop that now. No way.
Everyone just dreads this moment. I know.
Shit, man.
READS ALOUD:
EVERYONE GROANS
Oh, this is gonna be beefy. No, it's not.
Yeah, it is. It's not.
CHEERING
IAIN: In today's challenge,
the public have ranked the Islanders in a series of categories.
Enjoy it, cos with the Olympics on the way,
this is your last chance to see British people standing on a podium.
CHEERING
The Islanders will attempt to guess where you placed them
in a number of categories.
So, the first question is...
ALL:Ooh...
I think Grace and Reuben got to be up there, guys.
ALL:Yeah. And Mimii and Josh.
The question is, who's first, who's second, and who's third?
I'm gonna say Mimii and Josh first. I'd disagree with that.
Who would you put? I'd put Joe and Jessy in the mix.
Everyone can be in the mix here, this is the problem. Yeah, course.
Even youse two, look at you. Even us two?!
So, what order are we doing that, then?
I reckon us first. JESS SNORTS
Everyone just go up and go on a podium.
Yeah, go... We've got our three, go on.
Go and stand on the podium, we can swap it round.
I guess we're the ugly three, then. But I'd rather that.
I'd rather be here and be wrong than be up there and be wrong
cos that's fucking embarrassing. AYO:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're the ugly couples! Are we locked in?
Yeah. I think we're locking in with this.
Do you think that this is right? ALL:Yeah.
So, in third place, we have Jessy and Joey.
Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CIARAN: We got one right.
Yay. In second place, we have Nicole and Ciaran.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
In first place, we have the lovely Mimii and Josh.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
The public just hate us.
Third place, what can I say? Gorgeous group of people, so...
Bronze ain't too bad, is it, do you know what I mean?
It's all right. Love it.Yeah.
I thought she was just carrying us,
so I was just happy to sort of sit back and be like, "All right, cool."
We're just happy to be first, can't lie.
I never expected it, but, yeah, thank you, everyone who voted.
HE WOLF-WHISTLES MIMII:Thanks, guys.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
I think we're all hot, do you know what I mean? Yeah.
But obviously, it's nice to hear
that the public think that we're the hottest.
Love for that, guys. Whoo!
# I got this second identity... #
Next question is...
I'm happy to go first. I mean, I'm not saying number one.
I would say more like second, but, like, I'm OK to go number one.
I can't lie, I would put Sean and Matilda up there.
I feel like me and Ayo could be up there.
I'll probably be in the mix if it's vain.
I think we're first.I think we're in the mix, definitely.
And I think Ciaran and Nicole. I don't think you two should go up.
Think about other challenges and stuff as well
where we've been voted most arrogant, cocky
and stuff like that as well.
So, Joey and Jessy, Ciaran and Nicole.
GRACE:I don't think Ciaran and Nic are up there. Guys, guys, guys.
Right, hands up for me and Nicole.
Who thinks Grace and Reuben? I think so.
Who thinks Jess and Ayo? I'm telling you now, it will be us three.
I'd rather me and Ayo swap with you two.
GRACE: Yeah, I don't think you two are up there.
Even though I totally disagree. We'll see.
Yeah, we're ready to lock this in, yeah? Yeah. Cool, let's go.
So, the results are... in third place, we have Matilda and Sean.
In second place, we have Grace and Reuben.
Well done, we got that right.
And in first place, we have Jessy and Joey.
Oh, it was correct. JESSY:Big shock!
# You're seeing me in disguise Only see my good side... #
I didn't really know what "vain" meant.
If it means you're a top G, then, yeah.
Ha-ha! No, it doesn't.
It means you like to look at yourself in the mirror
and that you think you are. Yeah, but I know.
That is vain, yeah.
Tild, Sean, are you shocked?
I'm shocked, but "vain" means just loving yourself, innit?
So, yeah, I'm vain. Gotta love yourself.
We take care of how we look,
so if that's what the public think, then... Yeah. As you should.
Third most vain, and we're not even considered the hottest.
But the ugliest. LAUGHING:Yeah.
What's all that about? Oh, I'm livid.
Right, the next question is... READS ALOUD
I can't lie, I would... Ciaran and Nicole.
Ciaran and Nicole are first, hands down.
You guys can go straight away.
I think Sean and Matilda do need to be up there.
I think Sean and Matilda, Nicole and Ciaran.I think we're up there.
I think Josh and Mimii. Yeah?
I really think Josh and Mimii deserve to be up there. Yeah, 100%.
I feel like third if we're up there. Third?
I'd say Ciaran and Nicole first, Mimii and Josh second, then third...
Sean and Tilds. Or second. Sean and Tilds.
I would say we're second, to be fair.
We're not even getting looked at for some reason.
I'm going based off the fact that these are exclusive.
Wait, wait, wait. I have an opinion.
Unless the public do think because of, like,
what's been going on with the Ayo sitch,
it's not as genuine, I would go Joey and Jessy.
I agree with Grace. Whoa... What?
Whoa! What?!
Who saw the day coming? Joey, say that again?
I agree with Grace. I've not moved mad at all with Jessy.
She's not moved mad with me.
But the public will have seen the whole story as well.
Fair enough, I know, but the public are about to say.
OK, are we ready? ALL:Yeah.
In third place, we have Jess and Ayo.
ALL:Whoo! I'm so happy for you!
SQUEALING, APPLAUSE
Come on, Jess and Ayo!
In a second place, we have Mimii and Josh.
Yes! Well done, guys.
And in first place, we have Nicole and Ciaran.
CHEERING Oh, my God!
Jessica, up you come. Jessica!
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm really happy with that.
I think it's our first positive interaction
that we've had with the public.
So, yeah, I'm happy that they think we're genuine
because it is very genuine.
READS ALOUD
GASPING That is so rude!
I think Sean is letting you down, Matilda.
I dress like a dad.
I do feel like me and Sean have let down our other in this scenario.
You basically carried the vote.
What the...? I'm so fuming right now.
His outfit last night was terrible. Yeah.
So would we put Sean and Matilda, Ciaran and Nicole... Ah!
Shall we stand up there and find out?
Yeah, you take first. So who do you reckon's third, then?
Guys, I actually... If I'm up there, I will leave.
No, you two obviously aren't.
CHUCKLING: Matilda's fuming. I'm so fume.
Once again, I think I'm letting the team down.
Grace and Reuben, it has to be you. I feel like I could be up there.
Well done, Reuben.
Well, cheers, cos I would be number one if you weren't here, so...
I'm so livid right now, guys.
You've just been brought down. I'm so sorry, Sean. What?!
My outfit's actually slay.
I've provided so many outfits for all the girls.
I'm so livid that I've got to stand in first place.
Are you joking? First place!
# Cos the devil's wearing Prada And loves a little drama... #
No-one's borrowed any of my stuff. LAUGHTER
I think we should swap.
I've got the worst dress sense out of the girls.
Granddad slippers. Get him up there.
You might have to go first!
I just wanna say, I love my slippers, yeah?
Right, the results are...
Ooh. SHE GASPS
In third place, we have Jess and Ayo.
SHOUTING What?! There's no way!
No way! What?! That is so bad, no!
Oh, they don't get fashion. In second place...
# Wow, that's hot... #
..Jessy and Joey. I said we'd be up there.
In first place, Matilda and Sean.
# Cos the devil's wearing Prada... #
How do we feel? This is defamation of character.
Maybe it's too much swag. I don't know.
I'm not happy, but, you know, I know it's nothing to do with me.
CHUCKLING
Oh, that one is what cut me deep, actually.
I refuse to have anything to do with this
because I know that I dress great.
Well done, everyone. APPLAUSE
# You got that thing That I been looking for... #
IAIN: Today's challenge is a poll
in which the public play the role of rankers -
which sounds a lot like the word several loyal viewers have used
to describe me during this year's series.
I'd like to thank you all for your continued support.
SHE READS
Ooh!
# I'm feeling sexual... #
We're very PDA, so I wouldn't put us in there.
You're all over me now, ain't you? Like a rash. Tables are well turned.
# I'm feeling sexual So we should be sexual... #
I think me and Ayo could be up there cos of the one-sided award.
Probably have to say, like, Grace and Reuben, I can't lie.
We've been more, like, touchy-feely and, like,
all over each other, probably, the past few days.
So I would get that.
We probably potentially could be,
but I know the chemistry's definitely there.
Oh, the chemistry's there.
But you've got to think in terms of the public.
Josh and Mimii, I feel like you've got loads of sexual chemistry.
I can hear you in bed every night, kissing all night long.
Oh, all right, that's enough! You keep me up at night! Honestly.
Guys, shall we, erm... Grace and Reuben first.
Grace and Reubs first.
Second? We'll go third.Yeah.
I don't think we should go up there, though.
No, neither do I, but no-one else is gonna go up there.
REUBEN:Oh, my God, if we get number one, I'm buzzing.
# I'm feeling sexual So we should be sexual... #
Just lock it in, I reckon.
Lock that in. Even though I don't agree.
In third place, we have...
Mimii and Josh. Yay.
In second place, we have...
Matilda and Sean. Ooh! What the fuck?
In first place, we have...
correctly chosen Grace and Reuben.
Yay (!) Whoo!
So, we're not far off.
That's a really weird one, guys. SEAN:Wow.
I don't know how we come second in that one.
That one pissed me right off.
That actually bugged me a lot. Mm! Mm.
Sean and Matilda, how are you feeling?
That was a bit of a shocker.
I'm not fucking straddling him all over the villa,
d'you know what I mean?
I think we all know I'd love to rip her clothes off right now.
But, erm... But either way, I'm happy I'm a winner. Number one!
Whoo! I've won something, guys!
I feel like I looked at it
in a way that we're both respectful about each other.
The next question is...
HE READS
There we go.
Every single Bombshell that's come in here
has tried to say that Joey's head's gonna be turned.
If we're gonna put Joey and Jessy in this mix,
we've got to sort of put it in two ways, now.
Either the public are thinking he's switched up, like, twice,
whilst being in here, so they think that maybe he's gonna do it again.
Or public are thinking, oh, shit, look at Casa - he surprised us all.
I don't feel like in my relationship right now with Jessy,
I've done any - I've made no red flags, nothing.
I'm gonna put us up there, based on Casa.
I think people are still gonna be holding some feelings towards that.
So I understand, but I don't ever believe that he would cheat.
I would never cheat.
If we're gonna go based off Casa, I mean, Sean and Matilda's up there.
I'm not going up there, guys. JESS: So, then, who...
But then, yeah, what are we gonna do?
Cos no-one will go up there. What do we do?
People will cling to what happened in Casa, it was a big thing.
Going off that logic, I'm sorry, Sean and Matilda, you're up there.
If that's the logic.
I'm not trying to sound like a prick, or anything, but that...
I do understand that cos obviously, Casa, I was moving mad.
If we're basing it on that logic,
then obviously, it's got to be me, you, us three.
Grace and Reuben, just cos you're new, you'll be up there.
Yeah. Come on, then. I'm going last.
Thing is, everyone's had their own stuff going on. I know.
I've got to disagree with our positioning.
Where do you think you should be, Reubs?
I don't think we should be up here, to be honest.
Naturally, I wouldn't put anybody up on this platform.
I feel like we should all be standing on the floor.
Yeah, none of us would ever, erm... But it is what it is.
And the results are...
In third place, we have Grace and Reuben.Ooh!
APPLAUSE Yes!
We're still up here, though. Still up here, but we're not first.
In second place, we have Matilda and Sean.
Oof. Oh. And in first place, we have Jessy and Joey.
GASPS
How do you feel about that, guys?
JESSY:Shocked. JOEY:I don't get it.
What the fuck? Number one! I can't believe it.
I don't think you'd cheat, and I don't think I'd cheat.
I think people just have a preconception of maybe Joey.
Reuben, Grace?I'm still gonna have to politely disagree.
I'm not a cheat, will never be a cheat. So... Sean?
You know, maybe they thought it was a bit out of character of me
during Casa, but I feel like it gave me clarity on my situation
with Matilda, and, you know,
that's the only thing I can really think of.
Jessy, Joey, why do you guys think you're first, though?
Maybe because of my persona, of who I am.
And I'm gonna prove the public wrong.
NICOLE:Well done, Joey. Well said.
APPLAUSE
Well done, guys. Well done, cheaters.
Next question is...
READS ALOUD
EVERYONE:Ooh.
That's deep. This is absolute banter.
# One way or another I'm gonna find you... #
Well, just saying, I don't think it could be any of the most genuine.
It should be the opposite of genuine.
We're always in the bottom,
so you're definitely not with me to win.
So who was genuine?
Ayo and Jess, Nicole and Ciaran, and me and Mimii.
They said we're the most genuine.
I think it could also be on the one-sided clips that were shown,
you know.
But we're going off what the public have said in this.
I'm not taking into consideration the past questions, to be honest,
because each question's different.
You're not listening to what I'm saying.
You're clearly not listening
No, I am, because if we're going off them questions,
me and Matilda are probably up there
because we've been voted for some of that.
I totally get it. But I'm giving you logic....
I'm giving you logic what's happened in the villa so far
with the clips.
But the clips, how does that answer that question, though?
Let's go by what they're seeing in the villa, not by these questions.
It doesn't make any sense. For me, I agree with Josh.
It's the most logical way to go about it.
That's the most logical way,
because if you wanted to talk about Grafties,
I could talk about Casa, d'you know what I'm saying?
You're just going off previous questions in this game
when I'm actually giving you evidence
of stuff that's already been shown. This is evidence as well, bro.
Oh, my God. Josh, you're right, mate, obviously.
You wanna be right, so let's just go with your logic.
Bro, bro... It's going round in circles, mate, it's boring.
No, but you're not listening, that's the problem, though!
It's like talking to a wall, bro. You don't listen.
How can everyone else understand the logic but you two?
You're coming for me, mate, here. I'm not coming for you.
You are coming for me. You're patronising me, bro.
Nah, I'm not patronising you. Yes, you are, bro.
Yes you are. You're patronising me, bro.
If you want me to start, being real, I'll be real.
Be real. I'll be real right back at you, bro.
So you know Mimii, yeah, you know what she done? Yeah.
When she didn't get Ayo up there,
and then she come running back to you, bro. Yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying? Did I really do that?
Ayo, is that what happened? We had a conversation right there.
Joey, you are pissing me off now. Yeah, yeah, course.
We had a conversation right there and we sorted it out.
You are a dickhead. You're actually a dickhead. No, he's a dickhead.
I think that's bullshit. He's coming for me.
Don't come for me, then.
She took me to the terrace last, so what? What, then?
OK. Good for you. Exactly.
Joey, you're boring. You're actually boring.
That's the only thing you can ever say.
I don't agree. I don't agree. I feel like this is going off of...
We're gonna go up there just to make you happy, yeah?
Yeah, go on. Do it for yourself, babe.
So, I reckon we'll probably be up there
because we've been in all the other bad questions,
so I reckon let's go up there. Mimii and Josh?
We could potentially be up there cos of the secret mission.
Winning is not that deep for me, do you know what I mean?
I stay true to myself.
I don't normally call out anyone, out their name,
and I did call him a dickhead, but he was being dickhead.
I feel like he feels like he can step on toes sometimes
and push boundaries.
# Trouble, trouble... #
You're just pissing me off. But Mimi, I was just...
No, no, no, no. No.
You even admitted, that was your theory. What?
Your theory was the secret mission.
No, because you've been saying it. We've left it alone.
But that was the only reason, the secret mission.
That's all he's got. All he's got is the secret mission.
The only thing that's gone wrong in your situation
is the secret mission. Yeah, that's it.
That's all you keep talking about. Without that, you're irrelevant.
Every single day, are you so obsessed with the secret mission?
And I could talk about your journey in here, but do I do that?
# Follows me wherever I go Trouble, trouble... #
And the results are...
In third place, we have Nicole and Ciaran. What?
In second place, we have Matilda and Sean.
And in first place, we have Grace and Reuben.
Oh, shit. Huh?
I did not expect you two up there.
My thing is the comments. It's jarring.
He's just a clown, bruv. He's actually a fucking dickhead.
He's actually a dickhead. I've never met anyone like him.
I'm really not taking this serious, this one.
It's calm, man. No-one should take it serious.
No-one's taking it serious, but if people wanna get personal,
you know what I'm saying? Personal.
I feel like it makes absolutely no sense.
It is what it is.
Like, obviously, me and Sean both know that it's not the case.
And, yeah, I don't really care.
Obviously, it's a difficult one to answer, but... Yeah, 100%.
I just didn't like the reasonings behind what people had to say
because how many times?
# Wherever I go. #
READS ALOUD:
# Hello, hello, hello... #
I just want to start by saying
I don't think we're gonna be in there.
Grace and Reuben, only because of the distance, new couple.
I don't agree, but whatever.
I reckon we go off the one-sided thing in the Grafties.
Yeah, I think maybe me and Ayo could be up there
just based off the one-sided thing. So, I'm happy to go up there.
I don't think, like, I know that's not the case.
If we're going off that, then it might be us.
The only thing that would suggest me and Matilda will be up there
is because we've been up there quite a lot today. Mm.
I feel like with my life,
where it's so hectic and wild on the outside,
I feel like people might look at that and feel like, you know,
is it gonna be stable? I don't think so.
Do you think you could keep up with Joey's lifestyle on the outside?
It's not about her keeping up with it.
I'm just saying by my life, Jessy being involved in my life,
it is a lot. Hasn't she got a life of her own, though?
Hasn't she got her stuff to do as well?What?
I was assuming that Jessy had her own life,
whether that's a career or whatever she's doing.No, I do.
But as it stands now, you're just way more busy
and you're more hectic than her schedule.
What are you...? I don't get it. I'm in Love Island.
Your life before you left Love Island, which is...
Yeah, honestly, all I was doing was training.
I've been in Dubai for six months,
LA, just chilling, man. Where was you, Jessy?
I was doing a nine-to-five job. I was in Dubai. Exactly.
There's no problem with that, great.
But he was in another country, in another continent.
Yeah, just doing my thing, though, just chilling.
You can see why it might be a bit hard.Why would it be, though?
She'd be with me. Joey... We've already agreed.
Fucking hell. We've already agreed on these two.
Yeah, we've already said we'd go up, so this isn't...
Are we going from the answers from today's game, then?
Shall we just do it how we did it last time? It's up to you.
You wanna go for that or the Grafties?I don't care at all.
I mean, you keep changing your mind as well.
I've not changed it. I've never changed it once.
Mandem are just talking to talk at this point.
Shut up for a minute, everyone. So irrelevant, mate.
Stop talking over. You're just talking.
It's so irrelevant, what you're saying. Sean, man...
OK, me and Sean are gonna head up there
cos we've been voted for every other thing.
We'll go up because, apparently, Joey's too busy, but it's fine.
And we'll go up just down to the fact that we're new.Yeah.
OK, cool. Let's go. Well done, guys.
SEAN:Grace and Reuben, I think you're going first.
GRACE: I think we're on one, guys. Are you?
The answers are... In third place, we have Jess and Ayo. Oh!
In second place, we have Jessy and Joey.
And in first place, we have Grace and Reuben.
Yay! Yes. So happy.
To be fair, I come into the villa with no expectations,
and I'm very fortunate to have met Matilda. But, yeah.
This is the biggest win for me. Aww.
Aww. That was so cute. Kiss me. Joking.
Thoughts?I just can't wait to prove people wrong.
Yeah. That's the spirit.
From what I see and what I feel,
I know it will definitely work on the outside.
We aren't gonna mess this up. You know, I believe in our future.
Yeah, I can't wait for the outside. It's gonna be sick.
Reuben, Grace? Fair enough to the public,
but the only opinion I really care about is Grace's, so...
Exactly that. I don't agree, and I'll prove you all wrong.
# I found it hard It's hard to find
# Oh, well Whatever, never mind... #
TEXT ALERT
# Every time That I look in the mirror... #
What?
# All these lines on my face Getting clearer... #
"Grace and Reuben, as the public has ranked you
"the least likely to work on the outside,
"you have been dumped from the island.
"Please pack your bags and say your goodbyes."
# Sing with me Sing for the year... #
No.No way. What the...?
# Sing with me If it's just for today
# Maybe tomorrow The good Lord will take you away. #
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