1 00:00:04,469 --> 00:00:06,829 # Let's have some fun! # 2 00:00:06,869 --> 00:00:09,149 IAIN STIRLING: It's been eight weeks of love... 3 00:00:09,189 --> 00:00:10,229 SCREAMS ..sweat... 4 00:00:10,269 --> 00:00:11,629 D'you wanna sweat your shins? 5 00:00:11,669 --> 00:00:12,989 ..and cheers. SCREAMS 6 00:00:13,029 --> 00:00:15,629 We now have reached the final passion-filled moments 7 00:00:15,669 --> 00:00:17,749 of our epic journey of romance. Oh! 8 00:00:17,789 --> 00:00:19,749 It's an emotional moment... SCREAMS 9 00:00:19,789 --> 00:00:21,589 TEARFULLY: ..and I'm struggling to find the right words 10 00:00:21,629 --> 00:00:22,869 to describe how I'm feeling. 11 00:00:22,909 --> 00:00:24,509 Got it on. Sausage sarn! 12 00:00:24,549 --> 00:00:26,269 Not quite, Joey. 13 00:00:26,309 --> 00:00:27,949 Tonight is all about celebrating a stellar series 14 00:00:27,989 --> 00:00:30,789 by getting dressed up... 15 00:00:30,829 --> 00:00:33,149 You mean nuttin' to me! ..dancing, singing... 16 00:00:33,189 --> 00:00:35,629 I'm gonna make a mess. 17 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,909 ..and taking their talents to new heights.What? 18 00:00:37,949 --> 00:00:41,549 Our boys will shop till they drop. Tres bacon. Gracias. 19 00:00:41,589 --> 00:00:45,469 And you think that's a shock? 20 00:00:45,509 --> 00:00:47,149 He's got big balls. 21 00:00:47,189 --> 00:00:48,829 Be warned, the quips we have in store are so intense, 22 00:00:48,869 --> 00:00:50,989 they could break your eyes. 23 00:00:51,029 --> 00:00:52,829 I felt it pop in my mouth. 24 00:00:52,869 --> 00:00:54,989 Let's get this party started. 25 00:00:55,029 --> 00:01:01,149 This is the final Love Island: Unseen Bits of 2024. 26 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:03,309 Much better than the rest of the show for me. 27 00:01:03,349 --> 00:01:05,589 THEME TUNE PLAYS 28 00:01:16,749 --> 00:01:18,869 THEME FROM 'CHARIOTS OF FIRE' PLAYS 29 00:01:18,909 --> 00:01:22,469 IAIN: Like the Olympic flame, the villa fire pit burns eternal 30 00:01:22,509 --> 00:01:29,349 as we approach the finishing line of this record-breaking series. 31 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:32,509 The race for love is entering its closing stages, 32 00:01:32,549 --> 00:01:36,029 but who will become our gold-medal grafters 33 00:01:36,069 --> 00:01:39,229 and claim Love Island glory? 34 00:01:39,269 --> 00:01:43,149 The anticipation coming from the romantic village is palpable. 35 00:01:43,189 --> 00:01:46,389 I can't wait to watch Unseen Bits. Yeah! See what they've shown. 36 00:01:46,429 --> 00:01:48,229 I don't blame you, Matilda. 37 00:01:48,269 --> 00:01:51,269 It's the final Love Island: Unseen Bits of the series. 38 00:01:51,309 --> 00:01:55,029 If you ask me, it's a personal best. 39 00:01:55,069 --> 00:01:57,269 # Stay the night. # 40 00:01:57,309 --> 00:02:01,389 We love! We love! We love! 41 00:02:01,429 --> 00:02:02,869 # Baby, we can bring the music Back to life. # 42 00:02:02,909 --> 00:02:04,709 And we're throwing an unforgettable closing ceremony 43 00:02:04,749 --> 00:02:05,829 of unseen Olympic events... 44 00:02:05,869 --> 00:02:07,189 LAUGHTER 45 00:02:07,229 --> 00:02:10,429 ..like kitchen parkour... Ay, these guys are nuts, bro. 46 00:02:10,469 --> 00:02:14,909 ..bedroom piggybacking... SCREAMS 47 00:02:14,949 --> 00:02:19,709 ..the 400 m relay Grace. I hate the floor! 48 00:02:19,749 --> 00:02:24,109 So get in the swim with some synchronised dancing... 49 00:02:24,149 --> 00:02:26,709 # Cos I've been missing you. # 50 00:02:26,749 --> 00:02:29,469 ..because team LI is in record-breaking, 51 00:02:29,509 --> 00:02:31,269 nerve-shattering form. 52 00:02:31,309 --> 00:02:34,309 THEY YELL 53 00:02:34,349 --> 00:02:37,989 Are you serious right now! I jumped a flipping mile! 54 00:02:38,029 --> 00:02:40,429 Get ready for thumb Olympic competition. 55 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:43,829 BOTH: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 56 00:02:43,869 --> 00:02:47,749 Why are you doing that? 57 00:02:47,789 --> 00:02:49,629 Look how big your thumb is compared to mine. 58 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,709 I've got big, long fingers. 59 00:02:52,749 --> 00:02:54,309 SHE GASPS 60 00:02:54,349 --> 00:02:56,269 No! 61 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:57,949 You can't pull your hand away, Mimii, 62 00:02:57,989 --> 00:02:59,989 you have to keep your hand there. Stop pulling your hand away. 63 00:03:00,029 --> 00:03:01,629 Stop cheating now. I'm not cheating. 64 00:03:01,669 --> 00:03:03,269 How am I cheating? 65 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:05,149 ..two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 66 00:03:05,189 --> 00:03:08,269 # Stay the n-night, night, night. # 67 00:03:08,309 --> 00:03:10,269 IAIN: I've checked back, and there was no cheating. 68 00:03:10,309 --> 00:03:12,269 We're all winners here, 69 00:03:12,309 --> 00:03:16,589 as we're in the final Love Island: Unseen Bits 2024. 70 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:25,949 Tonight... 71 00:03:25,989 --> 00:03:28,389 Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. 72 00:03:28,429 --> 00:03:32,389 Our friendship's done. Just move on, mate. 73 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:37,509 You're jarring, mate. 74 00:03:37,549 --> 00:03:42,749 IAIN: What's happened? Is Sean and Joey's relationship toast? 75 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:45,229 When we get on the outside, you know, 76 00:03:45,269 --> 00:03:48,949 you are gonna have disagreements. Other people's opinions. 77 00:03:48,989 --> 00:03:50,549 And that's OK. And a lot more. 78 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:53,069 Yeah. 79 00:03:53,109 --> 00:03:55,189 It's like when you have beans on toast in the morning... Yeah. 80 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:57,149 I have my beans on the side, not on the toast. Oh, really? 81 00:03:57,189 --> 00:03:58,949 Yeah. I couldn't... 82 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,149 D'you have your beans on the toast? 83 00:04:00,189 --> 00:04:01,469 I have it on the toast. 84 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,269 That's what I'm saying, but I don't have it on the toast. 85 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:06,309 I can't believe you do that. 86 00:04:06,349 --> 00:04:08,429 I can't believe that you have your beans on your toast. 87 00:04:08,469 --> 00:04:10,229 I can't believe you have it on the side, that's so weird. 88 00:04:10,269 --> 00:04:13,269 Yeah, but I don't like soggy bread. Soggy bread for life. 89 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:21,149 It's beans ON toast for a reason. Says it in the name, not... 90 00:04:21,189 --> 00:04:23,269 I know, but that's just the name of it. ..beans SIDE toast. 91 00:04:23,309 --> 00:04:24,829 Beans are a separate thing to toast, 92 00:04:24,869 --> 00:04:26,229 so why don't you just have them on the side? 93 00:04:26,269 --> 00:04:28,709 Yeah, but it's ON the toast. 94 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:30,389 Yeah, but when you have a full English breakfast, 95 00:04:30,429 --> 00:04:31,869 they're not on the toast. They're on the side. 96 00:04:31,909 --> 00:04:33,509 It's a full English... beans wherever they are. 97 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:34,589 Well, I disagree. Well, that's it. 98 00:04:34,629 --> 00:04:35,789 You're telling me... 99 00:04:35,829 --> 00:04:37,149 If that makes you happy, you can do that. 100 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:38,909 You're telling me that you have your beans on toast, 101 00:04:38,949 --> 00:04:40,749 but what you're trying to say is when you have your toast, 102 00:04:40,789 --> 00:04:42,789 your beans are on the toast and turn it into soggy bread. Yeah. 103 00:04:42,829 --> 00:04:43,829 But you like that? Yeah. 104 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:45,229 I think that's muggy. You're a jar. 105 00:04:45,269 --> 00:04:46,709 That's not cool. Can't believe it. 106 00:04:46,749 --> 00:04:48,589 No, I don't do soggy bread. Nothing wrong with soggy bread. 107 00:04:48,629 --> 00:04:50,949 GROANS 108 00:04:50,989 --> 00:04:52,709 Why?! Why?! Why? 109 00:04:52,749 --> 00:04:57,629 We need to air out what is going on between us. Yeah. 110 00:04:57,669 --> 00:04:59,509 Need to squash it, move on. 111 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,269 Mate, we need to squash it bad, mate. 112 00:05:06,509 --> 00:05:08,069 Maybe I'll pull you for a chat later or something? 113 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,309 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. 114 00:05:09,349 --> 00:05:11,189 IAIN: Well, you're both wrong. 115 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:12,949 Toast on top of the beans is the only way to go. 116 00:05:12,989 --> 00:05:15,229 Don't argue! I'll fight anyone who disagrees. 117 00:05:20,549 --> 00:05:23,069 Matilda, I need to get the builders into do a bit of work on the Villa. 118 00:05:23,109 --> 00:05:25,029 Can you just tap that wall for me? 119 00:05:25,069 --> 00:05:28,709 TAPPING 120 00:05:28,749 --> 00:05:31,749 MIMII CLICKS FINGERS 121 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:37,989 Somebody rap. 122 00:05:38,029 --> 00:05:40,229 Yo! My name is Tilda. 123 00:05:40,269 --> 00:05:41,989 Some people call me a builder. 124 00:05:42,029 --> 00:05:43,389 OTHERS: Mmm! 125 00:05:43,429 --> 00:05:45,069 Yeah, I'm in Love Island. Love Island. 126 00:05:45,109 --> 00:05:46,789 People call me... Byland. Byland. 127 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:50,349 Said yo... I'm a G. G. 128 00:05:50,389 --> 00:05:52,589 You are a flea. Flea. 129 00:05:52,629 --> 00:05:54,309 Your dad is a G. G! 130 00:05:54,349 --> 00:05:57,109 Mimii. 131 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:00,069 Yeah, looks nice. And your face is... 132 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,469 ..slipping out of rice. 133 00:06:02,509 --> 00:06:04,309 TAPPING AND CLICKING CONTINUES 134 00:06:04,349 --> 00:06:06,589 Spicy. Spicy rice. RAPPING 135 00:06:06,629 --> 00:06:12,189 Yo, Jessie in the house. House. 136 00:06:12,229 --> 00:06:16,149 I'm looking at your dress. Dress... dress to impress. 137 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:17,869 Heyyy! 138 00:06:17,909 --> 00:06:20,949 I wanna get undressed. THEY YELL 139 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:25,589 I'm gonna make a mess. 140 00:06:25,629 --> 00:06:29,349 Nobody stress. Ohhh! 141 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:33,469 Can I get a... Can I get a... TAPS 142 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:36,069 Oh, it's a fast one! Bacon... sausage! 143 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:39,389 Gonna... bbblinng. 144 00:06:39,429 --> 00:06:41,429 MUTTERS NONSENSE WORDS 145 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,589 SQUEALING 146 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,909 Sorry, I lost my words! 147 00:06:45,949 --> 00:06:47,469 IAIN: Oh, that happens to me all the time. 148 00:06:47,509 --> 00:06:49,349 Sometimes I'm saying a line of voice-over 149 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:52,589 and then suddenly I just can't sp... HE TAILS OFF 150 00:06:57,829 --> 00:07:00,109 It's been an emotional roller-coaster of make-ups 151 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:01,709 and break-ups this summer 152 00:07:01,749 --> 00:07:04,429 and the Islanders have the deepest questions on their mind. 153 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:07,989 Oh, bang, into existence right now, yeah - you look out there, 154 00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:09,429 what would you rather, dinosaurs or aliens? 155 00:07:09,469 --> 00:07:12,469 Aliens. Dinosaurs would just eat us. 156 00:07:12,509 --> 00:07:15,069 Aliens would annihilate you. Just straight away. 157 00:07:15,109 --> 00:07:19,189 Aliens have a history of probably trying to learn us. Oh, that's true. 158 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:20,989 Yeah, but any time I've seen aliens in a movie, 159 00:07:21,029 --> 00:07:23,269 they don't kill people all the time. Yeah, they take all their brains. 160 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,509 That's a film.We do have more chance to fight with dinosaurs. 161 00:07:25,549 --> 00:07:27,269 Dinosaurs will just come and eat you, they're not... 162 00:07:27,309 --> 00:07:29,309 It's a myth, I would just come and blow it up. 163 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,669 Aliens probably got all the material and stuff where they can survive. 164 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:34,309 Much more... guns. I think I could reason with aliens. 165 00:07:34,349 --> 00:07:36,149 But is that a risk you wanna take? 166 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,229 No, cos they could just look into your eyes 167 00:07:39,269 --> 00:07:41,909 and zoom and stuff like that. 168 00:07:41,949 --> 00:07:44,189 Yeah, read your mind. Yeah, see that we're all pure. 169 00:07:44,229 --> 00:07:49,029 Aliens have some sort of rational... they're rational. 170 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,069 And what would you rather watch, 171 00:07:51,109 --> 00:07:53,589 Dinosaur Island or Alien Love Island? 172 00:07:53,629 --> 00:07:55,669 Dinosaur Island, for sure. 173 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,349 If a long dinosaur neck just ate the tree over there... 174 00:07:58,389 --> 00:08:01,389 on Love Island, that'd be cooked. 175 00:08:01,429 --> 00:08:04,389 IAIN: Oi, you diplodocus, stop nibbling the trees! 176 00:08:04,429 --> 00:08:06,949 I'll lose my deposit on the villa. 177 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,909 Islanders standing around the fire pit. 178 00:08:14,949 --> 00:08:16,869 Dramatic pauses. 179 00:08:16,909 --> 00:08:20,229 What has gone down in the villa? 180 00:08:20,269 --> 00:08:21,989 If only there was a vlogger I could watch 181 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:23,989 to help me straighten things out. 182 00:08:24,029 --> 00:08:27,949 Any recommendations, Reuben? What is up? 183 00:08:27,989 --> 00:08:32,069 What is up, guys! 184 00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:33,709 Ladies and gentlemen, the final re-coupling. 185 00:08:33,749 --> 00:08:37,029 THEY CHEER Love Island 2024. 186 00:08:37,069 --> 00:08:38,909 I've got to tune into this. 187 00:08:38,949 --> 00:08:42,189 I'll just scroll back through Reuben's reels and take a look. 188 00:08:42,229 --> 00:08:45,309 Ay, 'sup, guys? We are live. 189 00:08:45,349 --> 00:08:48,229 Hang on, that's Lola! Wrong night. 190 00:08:48,269 --> 00:08:53,789 Ah, here it is. Ah, that's sweet. But not the video looking for. 191 00:08:53,829 --> 00:08:56,029 This must be it. 192 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,909 What is up, guys? Hang on, that's Ayo! 193 00:08:58,949 --> 00:09:01,429 What's he doing there? 194 00:09:01,469 --> 00:09:04,509 What is up, guys?! Ladies and gentlemen... 195 00:09:04,549 --> 00:09:07,869 Yes, this is the one. 196 00:09:07,909 --> 00:09:09,389 ..the final re-coupling. 197 00:09:09,429 --> 00:09:12,549 D'oh, buffering, you've lost me. Good name for a sit com, though. 198 00:09:12,589 --> 00:09:14,029 HE LAUGHS 199 00:09:14,069 --> 00:09:15,349 Over and out. Bye, vlog. 200 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,949 Over and out, guys. Over and out. 201 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,269 Over and out, guys! 202 00:09:27,749 --> 00:09:28,789 TEXT ALERT 203 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,389 I've got a text. 204 00:09:30,429 --> 00:09:31,789 You lying? No. 205 00:09:31,829 --> 00:09:34,029 Nicole, you're being dumped from the Island 206 00:09:34,069 --> 00:09:36,709 for having the eggiest farts in the villa. 207 00:09:36,749 --> 00:09:39,829 "Eggiest farts." LAUGHTER 208 00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:42,989 No, we need an award thing. You know, that award challenge. 209 00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:45,469 IAIN: Ask and you shall receive, Mimii. 210 00:09:45,509 --> 00:09:49,029 Earlier this week, the main show broadcast 211 00:09:49,069 --> 00:09:52,589 the most prestigious event of the awards season, the Grafties. 212 00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:55,709 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 213 00:09:55,749 --> 00:09:58,349 Which turned into the Dumpies for Harry and Lola. 214 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,949 You have received the fewest votes 215 00:09:59,989 --> 00:10:01,829 and are therefore dumped from the Island. 216 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,069 No! 217 00:10:03,109 --> 00:10:04,309 Please leave immediately. 218 00:10:04,349 --> 00:10:06,309 And the remaining Islanders ended up getting the Humpies... 219 00:10:06,349 --> 00:10:07,749 Do you still fancy each other, yes or not? 220 00:10:07,789 --> 00:10:10,269 The question is, do you still fancy her?! 221 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,029 ALL:Oh! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 222 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:14,109 ..followed by the Numpties. 223 00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:21,309 THEY LAUGH 224 00:10:21,349 --> 00:10:24,669 {\an8}So I present to you the Unseen Bits awards... 225 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:29,029 {\an8}First off, most... 226 00:10:29,069 --> 00:10:30,869 {\an8}And the nominees are... Grace! 227 00:10:30,909 --> 00:10:33,069 {\an8}MATILDA GASPS There's a spider on you, Grace. 228 00:10:33,109 --> 00:10:36,189 {\an8}Where?! Where?! Where?! Where? 229 00:10:36,229 --> 00:10:37,869 {\an8}Where was it? It was on your chest. 230 00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:39,709 {\an8}It literally crawled over your chest. Was it big? 231 00:10:39,749 --> 00:10:41,149 {\an8}I'm so... GRACE SQUEALS 232 00:10:41,189 --> 00:10:42,709 {\an8}Joey. 233 00:10:42,749 --> 00:10:46,269 {\an8}Oi. Oi! Nah, you have got a bug on your bed, Joey. 234 00:10:46,309 --> 00:10:48,589 {\an8}Whack that right now! SHE SCREAMS 235 00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:49,909 {\an8}Actually, that's Grace again. 236 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,749 {\an8}THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH 237 00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:53,549 {\an8}Chill, bro! 238 00:10:53,589 --> 00:10:56,469 {\an8}And Jessy. SHE SCREAMS 239 00:10:58,709 --> 00:11:00,389 SHE CLEARS THROAT 240 00:11:00,429 --> 00:11:02,869 And the winner is... Grace. 241 00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:06,549 Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 242 00:11:06,589 --> 00:11:09,709 {\an8}Next up, we usher in the wind of change with the award for... 243 00:11:09,749 --> 00:11:14,149 {\an8}I mean... 244 00:11:14,189 --> 00:11:15,749 {\an8}Sean! 245 00:11:15,789 --> 00:11:18,029 {\an8}Yeah, you need... You need... HE FARTS 246 00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:19,909 {\an8}OK. I'm not shaking after that, mate. That one's for you. 247 00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:22,309 {\an8}LAUGHTER 248 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,669 {\an8}Man just farted on cam and blew it. 249 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,829 {\an8}Nicole! 250 00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,549 {\an8}I was like, I've taken a lot of shit. 251 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:32,549 {\an8}NICOLE FARTS 252 00:11:32,589 --> 00:11:35,069 {\an8}THEY LAUGH You're such a little farter. 253 00:11:35,109 --> 00:11:38,949 Ciaran. It's going to be a... 254 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,589 HE FARTS ..day. 255 00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:42,109 Eurgh! 256 00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,589 And the winner is Nicole! 257 00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,869 CHEERING 258 00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:48,189 And now for an Unseen Bits special Daftie Award 259 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,789 for Most Epic Fail... I mean, Fall! 260 00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:58,949 Agh! LAUGHTER 261 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,149 Oh, fucking hell, Harriett! 262 00:12:05,949 --> 00:12:07,669 Oh! Nearly fell over. Uh-oh. 263 00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:11,349 Oh! Oh, my God. Not again, girl! Not again! 264 00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:13,989 Unfortunately, Harriett can't be here to accept the award, 265 00:12:14,029 --> 00:12:16,909 so Nicole will be stepping in for her. 266 00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:20,069 Careful on the way up to the podium, Nicole. 267 00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:29,669 As every Love Island superfan knows, in the villa, 268 00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,469 it's all about lipsing, grafting and finding the one. 269 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:33,229 And finally, after eight weeks, 270 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:35,269 our Islanders are ready to make declarations of love. 271 00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:39,829 I just love food. I just fucking love food too much. 272 00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:41,109 Same! 273 00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:42,709 Anything like that, like a pasty, 274 00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:45,349 like, any baked stuff out of, like... puff pastry stuff or, 275 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,709 like, apple turnovers or anything filled with cream and... 276 00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:50,909 Oh, God! Oh, God! 277 00:12:50,949 --> 00:12:55,709 Oh, I could eat now. Yeah, I... There's this baker's... 278 00:12:55,749 --> 00:12:58,389 There's this baker's in my town. It is so good. 279 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:02,549 I can't wait to take you there. Literally, they do everything. 280 00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:05,509 I was just saying to the girls, I don't think I've ever had a pie. 281 00:13:05,549 --> 00:13:07,069 You haven't? I don't think so. 282 00:13:07,109 --> 00:13:09,109 Hello, is that Greggs in Hertford? 283 00:13:09,149 --> 00:13:13,629 I'd like to book a table for two for next week, please. 284 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,829 What's my favourite flower? Oh, shit. 285 00:13:15,869 --> 00:13:18,029 Erm, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mm-hm. 286 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:26,429 A pink "philinese". Close. But no. 287 00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:28,309 A pink "philinese"? No. 288 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:33,949 A pink... A pink, erm... Don't tell me, cos I will get it. 289 00:13:33,989 --> 00:13:35,509 I'm not gonna tell you. "Philinese". 290 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,669 No. 291 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:40,669 HE SIGHS So jarring... 292 00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,949 A pink "flanamise". 293 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,909 Well, just... No, no, is it a country? 294 00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:47,709 No. Does it sound like a country? 295 00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:49,949 No. Oh, fuck knows. I don't... Honestly, babe, I can't do it. 296 00:13:49,989 --> 00:13:52,549 Do you want me to tell you? Go on, tell me. I'm sorry. 297 00:13:52,589 --> 00:13:54,109 Peonies. Peonies. 298 00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:57,589 "Peonies" can we have some more? 299 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,109 Look at the moon. Shit! 300 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:07,789 How is the moon out right now? That's the question. 301 00:14:07,829 --> 00:14:11,549 You don't know the answer? No? No. 302 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:15,229 I must google that when I get home. Yeah. 303 00:14:15,269 --> 00:14:19,229 But also, is the moon... is the moon bigger than the Earth? 304 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:21,909 Who told you that? THEY LAUGH 305 00:14:21,949 --> 00:14:26,869 Me! I told her! 306 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,389 I also told Joey it was made of cream cheese. 307 00:14:29,429 --> 00:14:32,789 Now he's convinced the moon is just a giant Babybel. 308 00:14:39,349 --> 00:14:42,509 Guys, I've got a joke. Do you wanna here a dad joke? Yes! 309 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,109 OK. I'm gonna try now. OK, so... 310 00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:51,029 So, a guy walks into the pet shop, and he goes, 311 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:54,109 "Hi, mate, I'm looking for some bees." 312 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,789 He said, "OK, mate, that's fine. How many bees are you looking for?" 313 00:14:56,829 --> 00:15:00,189 He says, "Erm, 13 bees." So he says, "OK, mate, that's fine." 314 00:15:00,229 --> 00:15:04,349 So he goes to the back of the shop, puts 13 bees in the bag, 315 00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:07,469 he comes to the counter, and he gives the guy the bees. 316 00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:10,749 And he says, "There you go, mate." The guy looks in the bag and says... 317 00:15:10,789 --> 00:15:13,909 What did he say, Jessica? 318 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,549 {\an8}We'll have to come back to find out! 319 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:36,300 That is what you call hashtag... 320 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:38,540 What even is that? 321 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,620 IAIN STIRLING: That, Sean, is what you call "hashtag Unseen Bits". 322 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:46,260 # I got a love that's for real... # 323 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,700 The show where you find out things you never knew about our Islanders. 324 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,140 He's got big balls. And I mean that... 325 00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,940 What's the word? Metaphorically. Metaphorically. 326 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,700 You can never let your guard down when we're around. 327 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,100 Agh! SHRIEKING 328 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,740 LAUGHTER 329 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:07,380 Oh, my God! Ohhhhhh! 330 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,460 So stay safe out there... 331 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:15,300 OK. I think this is ribbed. 332 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:17,540 ..because with cameras all over the villa, 333 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,460 we capture all the best moments. 334 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,900 # I feel it deep in my heart I got a love that's for real... # 335 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,620 Earlier on, 336 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,060 Jessica was about to drop an un-bee-lievable joke, but... 337 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,180 So, he goes to the back of the shop, puts 13 bees in the bag, 338 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,900 he comes to the counter, and he gives the guy the bees. 339 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,220 And he says, "There you go, mate." 340 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:44,420 The guy looks in the bag and says, "Mate, there's 14 bees in here." 341 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:48,980 He said, "Yeah, that's a free bee." Awwwww! 342 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:52,700 Is this a maths joke? I'm confused! Sorry, honey, but I don't get it. 343 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,620 I like that, I like that! Get it? "Free bee"? 344 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,980 Hi, guys! Welcome to my Get Ready With Me. 345 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,300 Hi, guys. Welcome to Tilda's Get Ready With Her. 346 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,020 Say hello, everyone. Hey, girl! 347 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,260 Thanks, Matilda. That's just in time. 348 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,860 The final is only two days away. I need help with my make-up. 349 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,500 And you just dot this all over. Dotting it, dotting it. 350 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:21,620 Give it a good rub in. Just get nice and glowy. 351 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,580 Yeah, feeling glowy. Stunning. 352 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:27,180 Stunning. What's next? 353 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,540 I'm gonna spritz my face with this. 354 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,700 Oh, I've got it in my eyes! 355 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,580 You wanna dot this all over. Great. More dotting. 356 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,740 Squeeze it out. Dot this all about. 357 00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:41,060 OK, the dots are on. 358 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,940 Guys, the next step is Too Faced concealer in the shade almond. 359 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,820 "All-mond". Almond. Almond. 360 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,940 I've only got cashew-coloured concealer here. Is that OK? 361 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,420 Balance it all in. 362 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:56,660 # Nico-o-ole In the Get Ready With Me. # 363 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,420 Next step... What do I do next? 364 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,380 Don't ask me. I'm officially lost. 365 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:05,300 Do you know you're supposed to film it as you're doing it? Oh! 366 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,820 So you're like, "This is... da-da-da." 367 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,700 I did. I was holding the products. Oh! 368 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,460 Thanks, Grace. Tell me about it! I'm going in blind here. 369 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500 This is my finished make-up look, guys. 370 00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,220 Glowy bronze-y. 371 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:22,100 "Blowy bronze-y"? I'm more "mushy blushy". 372 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,940 Guys, this is the finished look. 373 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,300 Ah, what are the chances? 374 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,980 That's the pink dress I'm wearing to the party. 375 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:32,540 Hope I don't bump into Matilda. It would be totally awks. 376 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,780 # Me espresso. # 377 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,140 # Now there's a word That I don't understand 378 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:48,220 # I hear it every day From my old man 379 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,580 # It may be Cockney rhyming slang 380 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,460 # It ain't in no school book... # 381 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,780 You know what's reem about reality TV star Joey Essex? 382 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,980 It's all those words he's trying to add to the dictionary - "genaan". 383 00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:03,180 Garlic naan. "Garlic naan"! 384 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,780 You're not saying "garlic"...? 385 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,020 Where's this "garlic naan" coming from? 386 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,420 LAUGHTER 387 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,740 You know "genaan"? Yeah. 388 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,060 Sausage sarn. 389 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,460 Garlic naan. LAUGHTER 390 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,140 Where you going for a sausage sarn? I get it. 391 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,860 It basically means, "Do you know?" 392 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,220 "Do you know?" "Garlic naan." OK! It's the code word for "genaan". 393 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,820 LAUGHTER 394 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:23,980 Just in case you want to tell someone, 395 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,100 "Do you know what I'm saying?" 396 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,380 but you don't actually wanna admit that you're saying "genaan". 397 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,420 You just say, "Garlic naan." Garlic naan... 398 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,980 We've got a codeword for, "You know what I mean?" 399 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,460 and now we have a codeword for the codeword of, 400 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,060 "You know what I mean?" 401 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,500 LAUGHS 402 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,820 Confused? Don't be. 403 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,580 It's just old-fashioned Essex rhyming slang. 404 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,860 Genaan, garlic naan, sausage sarn... 405 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:44,140 "Is that my nan?!" 406 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,780 Which, of course, means, "Time to meet the fam." 407 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,940 Sean! Tilda! 408 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,260 # We are family... # 409 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,820 Who's that? Oh, my God, that's my mum. 410 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,780 That's your mum? And sister. 411 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,460 # I've got all my sisters With me... # 412 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,300 IAIN: Yes, it was meet the family and friends this week, 413 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,500 and the sound recording crew had to buy 414 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:03,220 new microphones after this, as the screams reached new highs. 415 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,380 THEY SCREAM AND SQUEAL 416 00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,060 Oh, Bolaji! Oh, my God! 417 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,060 Oh, my God! 418 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:13,140 THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH 419 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,820 Come and give me a cwtch! 420 00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:17,100 THEY SQUEAL 421 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:21,900 Oh, my God! THEY SIGH DEEPLY 422 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:25,660 I thought it was three bombshells. I thought it was four bombshells. 423 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,380 SHE SQUEALS 424 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,340 I thought it was a bombshell! 425 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:34,540 IAIN: Actually, those new arrivals created a lot of attention. 426 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:37,460 Oh, her dad's so cool. Oh, my gosh, he's a DILF. 427 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,740 Her dad is exactly how I thought you would look. 428 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,140 Silver fox. Her dad is beautiful, and so is her mum. 429 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,500 He's so fit. He's so fit. 430 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:47,540 Why is it with her dad so fit, though? 431 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,500 Oh, my gosh. Her dad is gorge. THEY LAUGH 432 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,100 So cute. 433 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:58,100 Yeah! Yeah! Such a DILF. He is! 434 00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,660 And he looks like he owns yachts or, like... I dunno, land. 435 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,780 And he just looked so bougie. And I was like, "Oh!" 436 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:07,380 You know, if Sean don't get his shit together, 437 00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,500 then I might have to be sliding in. Soz! 438 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,620 IAIN: Soz accepted, Matilda. 439 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,660 You girls can keep Jessy's dad. 440 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,980 Ciaran's dad has a certain alluring style about him. 441 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,460 Maybe it's his taste in TV. 442 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,380 My favourite bit are The Unseen Bits, though. 443 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,100 Ah, Dad, don't even... Do I wanna know? Yeah. No, no. 444 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,940 It's much better than the rest of the show for me. 445 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:30,860 And, like you, it's been great to see Ciaran doing Ciaran. 446 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,660 Yeah. Yeah. 447 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,860 Cos the way you've acted is exactly how you've been at home. 448 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,380 Yeah. Like, with your mum, you know? Yeah. 449 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,580 I've got a T-shirt with "DILF" on it. 450 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,060 I thought it was, "Doesn't Iain look fit?" 451 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,940 THEY SHRIEK AND CHEER 452 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,860 This week saw our Islanders showcasing 453 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:56,340 their impressive and varied talents... 454 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:59,100 Oh, my God! 'Ey, yo, lit! 455 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,740 ..and some took the challenge to new heights. 456 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:05,500 What? Is that Jessy? THEY SQUEAL 457 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,060 But before the show began, 458 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,820 the Islanders channelled their inner drama queen. 459 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:14,620 Do you know what's sexy? Like, to hula hoop. 460 00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,180 ALL:Yeah! 461 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,420 Do you know? Be like, with the waist, 462 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,980 and they're like, go up, and then, like, down. 463 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,100 I can hula. Shut up! 464 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,300 Yeah. You're hard. 465 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,620 I know. 466 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,260 I'm scared about what the boys are doing. 467 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:29,140 No-one actually knows what's to come tonight, and it's freaking me out. 468 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:32,180 IAIN: You're right, girls. Showbiz is a hard graft. 469 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,580 Luckily, the boys are busy working on their side hustle. 470 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,940 You genuinely look like a school PE teacher. 471 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,420 This is going, "Oh, you forgot your kit? 472 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,820 "Go in lost and found." 473 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,580 That's what it is, right? Right, boys, quiet, listen up! 474 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,140 LAUGHTER Today, we are going to play 475 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,460 a nice game of handball. 476 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,220 But first, what do we need to do 477 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:56,220 before we start any sort of exercise? 478 00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:58,220 We need to warm the muscles up. 479 00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,860 Reuben, please tell me why we warm the muscles up. 480 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,860 To stop injury, sir. To prevent injuries. 481 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,740 Well done, Reuben. One house point for you. 482 00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,220 Make sure you tell your form teacher. 483 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,740 Whoo-hoo! 484 00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:09,060 OK. Right, so, jogging on the spot, everyone. 485 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,980 Let's go, let's go. Jogging on the spot. 486 00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:13,060 Sean, you're not better than everyone. Up we go. 487 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,220 Jogging on the spot. Thank you, right. 488 00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:18,820 Ready? And... Touch your toes. 489 00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:22,260 Oh-oh! Oh! Oh! Stiffing hell. I'm not bending over. 490 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,340 So I might pop out. Three, four five, six. 491 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:27,660 And nice lunge. 492 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,540 Oh! One, two, three, four... 493 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:32,460 I'm tired, sir! ..five, six. 494 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,860 Well, if you actually had some food at break, 495 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,620 you wouldn't be feeling tired, would you? 496 00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,460 Exactly. So... Oh-ho-ho! 497 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,420 I hate this class! I ain't coming back. 498 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:44,500 Joshua, go stand outside for two minutes. 499 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,020 Come back in when you change your attitude. 500 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,460 Thank you. THEY SNORT 501 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,860 Yes, Mr Davies, sir. 502 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,660 Things seem quite peaceful in the villa today. 503 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,060 Something's not right. 504 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,940 {\an8}You'll have to come back to find out... 505 00:24:17,339 --> 00:24:19,779 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 506 00:24:19,819 --> 00:24:23,979 # I wanna feel the heat I wanna own the night... # 507 00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:28,059 Wait, stop the music. MUSIC STOPS 508 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:32,899 I don't feel comfortable carrying on until Nicole's here. 509 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:36,899 Where is she? 510 00:24:36,939 --> 00:24:38,539 SHOUTING: Nicole? 511 00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,059 I can't see her anywhere. GIGGLING 512 00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:42,099 There she is! Right, I think that's everyone. Let's continue. 513 00:24:42,139 --> 00:24:44,339 No... Wait... We've lost Matilda. Where could she be? 514 00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:47,779 You have got... You've got to be fucking jo... 515 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,699 I can see you! 516 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,899 Oh, never mind, I think I've found her. Back to it. 517 00:24:51,939 --> 00:24:55,059 # Over... # 518 00:24:55,099 --> 00:24:58,979 Thank you. We've got loads more iconic clips for you. 519 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:03,139 Look at that bee. That's iconic. Look, a bee on honey. 520 00:25:03,179 --> 00:25:06,139 That is hilarious. 521 00:25:06,179 --> 00:25:08,579 OK, we've got funnier clips than that, 522 00:25:08,619 --> 00:25:10,539 so let's get cameras back in position 523 00:25:10,579 --> 00:25:12,139 so we can continue with the bants. 524 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:14,099 Right, see right now, ready? 525 00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:16,099 "Not even my own mother would speak to me that way." 526 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,219 "Sorry, I can't help where I stood." 527 00:25:18,259 --> 00:25:20,419 "Come back to Pencoed, d'you know that?" 528 00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:22,739 "Had this accident, you said in the DM." 529 00:25:22,779 --> 00:25:24,659 GIGGLING 530 00:25:24,699 --> 00:25:31,139 Before the break, things were eerily quiet, 531 00:25:31,179 --> 00:25:34,739 but what happens next? 532 00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:39,419 Rawr! SHRIEKING 533 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:41,699 GIGGLING 534 00:25:41,739 --> 00:25:44,419 Now, balance is restored. 535 00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:52,579 If you thought the Olympics was the best place to watch people 536 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:55,099 standing on podiums, you're wrong, 537 00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:57,859 because this week, the Islanders took part in a couple of sorts. 538 00:25:57,899 --> 00:25:59,499 "Which couple is the hottest?" 539 00:25:59,539 --> 00:26:01,859 ALL:Ooh! 540 00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:03,739 Guess we're the ugly three, then. We're the ugly couples! 541 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,819 Grace and Reuben were voted least likely to work on the outside, 542 00:26:05,859 --> 00:26:07,579 resulting in them being dumped from the island. 543 00:26:07,619 --> 00:26:10,139 GASPS 544 00:26:10,179 --> 00:26:13,699 But it didn't take long for Grace and Reuben 545 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,499 to celebrate their first-place win. 546 00:26:15,539 --> 00:26:17,499 You can get your roots done! I can get my roots done! Yes! 547 00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:19,939 Oh, mate, is there any snacks? I might fucking steal some snacks. 548 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:24,299 Once they've packed, or got the others to pack for them... 549 00:26:24,339 --> 00:26:27,059 How do you get emojis? 550 00:26:27,099 --> 00:26:30,139 Guys, someone's gonna have to sit on it. 551 00:26:30,179 --> 00:26:32,539 I can't do it. Are you guys good? 552 00:26:32,579 --> 00:26:35,579 THEY ALL GROAN 553 00:26:35,619 --> 00:26:42,139 Jessy, I don't think we can shut this. 554 00:26:42,179 --> 00:26:44,219 I don't think we can shut this. 555 00:26:44,259 --> 00:26:46,499 I can! I can! GROANS 556 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:48,299 ..there was only one thing left for Reuben to do. 557 00:26:48,339 --> 00:26:50,579 What is up, guys? 558 00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:52,619 We have just been kicked out of the Love Island villa. 559 00:26:52,659 --> 00:26:55,779 What is going on right now, guys? 560 00:26:55,819 --> 00:26:58,619 Honestly, it has been an absolute pleasure being here. 561 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,859 I've enjoyed every day and oh, my God, look who I've left with! 562 00:27:00,899 --> 00:27:03,819 BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 563 00:27:03,859 --> 00:27:06,299 Now, if that isn't a win, I don't know what is. 564 00:27:06,339 --> 00:27:10,739 BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho! 565 00:27:10,779 --> 00:27:15,939 All right, over and out. I love you guys. 566 00:27:15,979 --> 00:27:18,499 And sadly, that was it for Reuben's vlogs, 567 00:27:18,539 --> 00:27:21,139 as villa rules clearly state that all phones 568 00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:23,619 must be returned to production on departure. 569 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:31,219 Time now for another unseen clip 570 00:27:31,259 --> 00:27:33,779 showing the ups and downs of life in the villa. 571 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,299 We've gotta see how many press-ups you two can do. 572 00:27:36,339 --> 00:27:37,739 Oh, yeah. 573 00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:39,539 Hold on, hold on, let's think of a forfeit for the loser. 574 00:27:39,579 --> 00:27:40,979 Drink an egg, raw. 575 00:27:41,019 --> 00:27:43,139 That's actually a really good forfeit. 576 00:27:43,179 --> 00:27:45,099 Well, it's gonna be you anyway, so... 577 00:27:45,139 --> 00:27:47,659 OK, ready? Three... Two... One... Go! 578 00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:50,299 One... Two... 579 00:27:50,339 --> 00:27:52,259 Let's speed this along. 580 00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:53,659 You don't need to see all the press-ups. 581 00:27:53,699 --> 00:27:54,859 The important thing is 582 00:27:54,899 --> 00:27:56,979 that Joey definitely found it as difficult as Sean. 583 00:27:57,019 --> 00:27:59,499 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 584 00:27:59,539 --> 00:28:03,779 55... 56... 57... 58... Shit! 585 00:28:03,819 --> 00:28:07,779 Sean, you did so well. Too many waffles. 586 00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:12,859 Sean, I'm so proud of you. You did really well there. 587 00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,659 Shall we go and get your egg, Sean? Yeah? 588 00:28:15,699 --> 00:28:18,339 Is it in there? Looks like it's in there. 589 00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:20,939 It looks very raw. Very raw. It looks very raw. 590 00:28:20,979 --> 00:28:22,299 It can't get any more raw-er than that. 591 00:28:22,339 --> 00:28:23,979 Right. It's the rawest egg I've ever seen. 592 00:28:24,019 --> 00:28:26,419 Cheers for today's gym session. Cheers. 593 00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,939 I really appreciate it, Joey. No problem. 594 00:28:27,979 --> 00:28:29,939 Thanks for taking part. 595 00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,619 Egg-cellent work. Egg-cellent work. 596 00:28:32,659 --> 00:28:34,779 Are you ready? Here you go. This is it. 597 00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:37,459 Three... Two... One... 598 00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:48,019 GIRLS RETCHING 599 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,819 Oh! I felt it pop in my mouth. 600 00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:51,899 LAUGHTER 601 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,859 How was it, Sean? Pfft! 602 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,779 Would you do it again? 603 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,019 I'm egg-static about that. 604 00:28:58,059 --> 00:29:01,059 That eggy is making me want to boff all over my microphone. 605 00:29:08,459 --> 00:29:10,859 Left to their own devices in the villa, girls will be girls. 606 00:29:10,899 --> 00:29:14,219 And as this unseen clip suggests, girls will also be boys. 607 00:29:14,259 --> 00:29:17,979 Shall we do the impressions of the boys? 608 00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:20,019 Joey's not got any distinctively Joey outfits. 609 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:22,179 Has he not got that carpet, Jessy? 610 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:25,219 Let me do Ayo's wardrobe. 611 00:29:25,259 --> 00:29:28,099 Why do I like the jeans, though? 612 00:29:28,139 --> 00:29:30,059 I feel like this is a good Ayo fit. That one uncle... 613 00:29:30,099 --> 00:29:32,859 One bit tucked in, one tucked out. 614 00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:34,899 His fucking Casa thing, it was literally like this... 615 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,899 Yeah, he was. He was sat there like... 616 00:29:37,939 --> 00:29:42,699 He was a broken man. 617 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,139 Oh, my God, Jessy. 618 00:29:45,179 --> 00:29:48,339 The only thing you could do for Ciaran is this. 619 00:29:48,379 --> 00:29:52,699 DISTANT LAUGHTER 620 00:29:52,739 --> 00:29:55,539 I just feel like, you know, like, you know, like, 621 00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:58,019 everyone's got their opinion, 622 00:29:58,059 --> 00:30:00,899 and I'm still allowed to say my opinion. 623 00:30:00,939 --> 00:30:03,059 LAUGHTER 624 00:30:03,099 --> 00:30:07,619 Sweet. Genaan. Genaan! Genaan! 625 00:30:07,659 --> 00:30:10,059 Genaan! Genaan! 626 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:14,659 Genaan! 627 00:30:14,699 --> 00:30:19,379 Joey, you're patronising me, man. You just patronising me. 628 00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:21,499 You mean nothing to me. 629 00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:25,259 THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER 630 00:30:25,299 --> 00:30:28,339 Joey, I hear it, yeah? But what Josh is saying... 631 00:30:28,379 --> 00:30:31,179 THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER 632 00:30:31,219 --> 00:30:33,059 Bam, bam, bam! 633 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:35,379 What Josh is saying is... is that... What I think he's saying is that... 634 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,539 Like, you know, like... I hear it, but... 635 00:30:38,579 --> 00:30:40,419 But do you want my real opinion? Do want my real opinion? 636 00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:42,699 Ciaran! Ciaran! 637 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,019 Let's do a chest bump. Three, two, one, go! 638 00:30:48,059 --> 00:30:53,139 THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER 639 00:30:53,179 --> 00:30:58,339 Chest bump! THEY CHEER 640 00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,499 It's Eggy Boff. 641 00:31:00,539 --> 00:31:04,259 IAIN: Oh, no, I'm not having this again. 642 00:31:05,819 --> 00:31:07,819 THEY SNORT 643 00:31:12,859 --> 00:31:15,459 LAUGHTER, TEXT ALERT 644 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,099 I've got a text! 645 00:31:17,139 --> 00:31:18,779 When you have been in a villa for the past eight weeks, 646 00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:20,459 it's the little things that count, eh, Ciaran? 647 00:31:20,499 --> 00:31:22,979 We're going shopping! Yeah! Yay! 648 00:31:23,019 --> 00:31:25,699 Splash the cash, baby! Let's go! 649 00:31:25,739 --> 00:31:27,579 Let's do it! Uh! Shopping. 650 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:31,059 IAIN: Yes, shopping. Ciaran's specialist subject. 651 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,339 What was it, scan as you shop? 652 00:31:33,379 --> 00:31:35,259 Yeah. CIARAN IMITATES BEEP 653 00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:36,619 You use them things? 654 00:31:36,659 --> 00:31:39,539 Yeah, fucking sick. I don't. 655 00:31:39,579 --> 00:31:41,699 Mate, do you know when you go into Tesco, though, right? 656 00:31:41,739 --> 00:31:43,499 And it's busy as fuck. It's just cheat code, mate. 657 00:31:43,539 --> 00:31:46,019 Is it? But what... How does it work? 658 00:31:46,059 --> 00:31:47,979 You go round, you're just, "Up, doon, doon, doon, doon." 659 00:31:48,019 --> 00:31:49,659 You go to where you go to pay, where you usually scan, 660 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,699 and it literally just all comes up. And then you just... 661 00:31:51,739 --> 00:31:54,259 I never do it. I'm so old school. I'm so old school, though. 662 00:31:54,299 --> 00:31:56,139 DIAL TONE 663 00:31:56,179 --> 00:31:57,819 IAIN: Hello, Stirling Taxies, I'm outside now. 664 00:31:57,859 --> 00:31:59,979 One way trip to Magaluf, boys? 665 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:03,819 What? You wanna go to the shops? All right. 666 00:32:03,859 --> 00:32:07,579 Sorry it's taking so long, boys, 667 00:32:07,619 --> 00:32:11,179 having a bit of trouble getting out of first gear. 668 00:32:11,219 --> 00:32:13,699 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 669 00:32:13,739 --> 00:32:16,219 Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. A-ha-ha, yes. 670 00:32:16,259 --> 00:32:19,419 Are you a good chef? I'm a good chef. 671 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,019 Are you? I'm a rubbish chef. Honestly. 672 00:32:22,059 --> 00:32:24,739 Do you say "tomat-oh" or do you say "tomat-uh"? 673 00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:27,619 Tomat-oh. Tomat-oh. 674 00:32:27,659 --> 00:32:30,179 Do you say tomat-uh? Tomat-uh. Tuh-tuh. 675 00:32:30,219 --> 00:32:32,659 Do you know what that is? I think we should leave that one. 676 00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:35,219 Do you know what it is, though? Not... Not a clue right now. 677 00:32:35,259 --> 00:32:37,419 Three? Un, dos, trois. 678 00:32:37,459 --> 00:32:40,019 That's French. Yes, tres bacon. Gracias. 679 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,939 LAUGHTER 680 00:32:42,979 --> 00:32:45,739 I'm trying. 681 00:32:45,779 --> 00:32:48,619 He's Welsh. "Tres bacon?!" 682 00:32:48,659 --> 00:32:51,419 What's that? Some horny paper. 683 00:32:51,459 --> 00:32:55,059 Horny. No, sorry - papel horno? 684 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,739 Oh, horno. Do you need that? We could use it to cook. 685 00:32:57,779 --> 00:33:03,979 Do we need any bird food? Maybe not. I think no. 686 00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:06,659 We don't need to feed any birds. Don't need no birds' food. 687 00:33:06,699 --> 00:33:11,099 Do we need cat food? Um...no, we ain't got any cats. 688 00:33:11,139 --> 00:33:13,339 No. SHOPKEEPER: Asi? 689 00:33:13,379 --> 00:33:16,099 ALL MURMUR APPROVAL Oh, si! 690 00:33:16,139 --> 00:33:17,779 Si. Perfecto, eh? Perfectos. 691 00:33:17,819 --> 00:33:21,139 Muy bien. I know that one. Muy bien! 692 00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:24,099 JOEY:I hope you brought your wallet. 693 00:33:24,139 --> 00:33:25,899 It's on Joey's AMEX card. 694 00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:28,779 Ah, yeah, wait, wait - Joey, who's paying for this? 695 00:33:28,819 --> 00:33:31,019 Who's got any money?. I've got you. I'll pay 696 00:33:31,059 --> 00:33:33,979 You get me lunch on the house. Oh, sweet. 697 00:33:34,019 --> 00:33:35,979 Oh, sweet. 698 00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,859 Boys, let's go and cook for our girls. 699 00:33:37,899 --> 00:33:40,139 Gracias. 700 00:33:40,179 --> 00:33:45,299 Yes, boys. Come on, then. Let's go. 701 00:33:45,339 --> 00:33:47,499 Where to next? 702 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,819 IAIN: I hope I can get out of first gear 703 00:33:49,859 --> 00:33:51,619 or that ham's going to go off on the way back. 704 00:33:51,659 --> 00:34:02,450 Oh, bugger. 705 00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:06,650 # I got that feeling again... # 706 00:34:06,690 --> 00:34:09,770 IAIN STIRLING: It's the final, final part of Love Island: Unseen Bits. 707 00:34:09,810 --> 00:34:11,770 Get in formation! 708 00:34:11,810 --> 00:34:13,730 We gotta do it at the same time! Yeah! 709 00:34:13,770 --> 00:34:15,850 I don't know about you lot, but I'm so flippin' sad it's over. 710 00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:18,370 They were both in a relationship with him, and... 711 00:34:18,410 --> 00:34:20,570 No! GASPS 712 00:34:20,610 --> 00:34:23,690 What was it? Where did that even go? 713 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,530 Where has your flip-flop gone? I've lost my flip. 714 00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:28,610 Don't worry. We'll make sure to go out with a bang. 715 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:33,450 Bang, bang. Bang. 716 00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:39,170 Because we've got a few more high-octane unseen clips for you 717 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:41,370 until we get to the end. 718 00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:46,570 # I got that feeling again Like it's an endless summer 719 00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:51,850 # I got that feeling again... # 720 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,930 So we'll throw in some more cute couple moments 721 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:56,130 just to soften the blow. 722 00:34:56,170 --> 00:34:58,610 You know you have really small nipples? 723 00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:00,690 Erm, noted. I like them, though. 724 00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:03,010 Copy. 725 00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:06,850 Your hair's boiling up, though. Fucking hell! 726 00:35:06,890 --> 00:35:09,490 That's enough. You're gonna end up in hospital. 727 00:35:09,530 --> 00:35:12,930 SEAN FARTS Oh! 728 00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:17,610 What did you just do? He just farted! 729 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,490 Who? What?! 730 00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:23,770 Sean just wafted at me. Did you see what he done last night? 731 00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:27,090 He wafted into his own face. That's actually diabolical! 732 00:35:31,490 --> 00:35:33,450 Come on... What was you saying? 733 00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:35,610 What was I saying? Pre-fart. 734 00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:37,570 I was saying how cute you all are, and then you farted. 735 00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,290 Oh, I'll miss this show! 736 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,730 This season has had it all. 737 00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:47,570 It's been eight weeks of love, sweat and tears. 738 00:35:47,610 --> 00:35:49,730 Mainly sweat, to be honest. 739 00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:53,330 How sweaty was I last night? Oh, my God! 740 00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:56,130 How what? How sweaty was I last night? 741 00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:59,090 Oh, my God... It's not even normal. Sweaty shins! 742 00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:02,050 SHE SPEAKS GIBBERISH Sweaty... 743 00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:04,370 Sweaty, sweaty! Why are you...? 744 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:06,970 Oh, my God, that was so funny. Why are your shins sweaty, though? 745 00:36:07,010 --> 00:36:09,210 I was literally drenched. 746 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,970 I don't know why. I was literally, like... 747 00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,530 I felt my pants, and it was, like, soaking wet. 748 00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,050 I was like, "What? Have I just wet myself?" 749 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:19,090 Why are your shins sweaty? I need to know. 750 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:21,410 I don't get it. That's so crazy. 751 00:36:21,450 --> 00:36:24,090 Honestly don't get it. 752 00:36:24,130 --> 00:36:26,370 I don't know anyone else with "shetty"... My God! 753 00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:28,370 That's a bit of a tongue-twister. I don't anyone else with... 754 00:36:28,410 --> 00:36:30,050 "Sean's schwetty schwins". Sweaty shins. 755 00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:32,290 Sean's sweaty shins. That's actually crazy. 756 00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:35,690 Like, how did your shins produce sweat? 757 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:38,130 I think they're sweaty now. They are. I can feel 'em. 758 00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:40,010 I think that's you, though. It's not! 759 00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:43,250 It's actually not, cos my leg is dry. 760 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:46,290 Apart from where I'm touching your leg. 761 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,770 I'm not sure Sweet Shop Sean's sweaty shins 762 00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:51,490 should be shown on TV... or streaming. 763 00:36:57,730 --> 00:36:59,330 The final is just two days away, 764 00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:02,890 and our five couples each settle into a romantic date in the villa. 765 00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,090 They may look all smooth now, 766 00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:08,330 but what you didn't see was the boys' prep. 767 00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:11,730 Josh. Mm-hm? Your ting is... You know your ting is on? 768 00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:14,650 Oh, my God! 769 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:17,210 Does that look like an M to you? 770 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:21,650 Er... Can't lie, bro. Not really. What about that? 771 00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:27,650 Has anyone seen my sweets? Sweets? 772 00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:29,730 The bouquet. You know my little bouquet? Like... 773 00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:31,570 What, the green bowtie thing? Yeah. 774 00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:33,410 I... You put them out! 775 00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:34,730 LAUGHTER 776 00:37:34,770 --> 00:37:37,170 Sweet. 777 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:43,130 Is this hot chocolate? 778 00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:45,570 Do you need help blowing? It's all right. 779 00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:49,210 You're out of breath. Mate, I'm so out of breath. 780 00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:53,090 Ciaran! You all right? All right, mate. 781 00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:54,930 Just tired from blowing up so many balloons. 782 00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:57,810 Oh, Joey... What? 783 00:37:57,850 --> 00:38:00,530 Do you wanna do that? I have to, mate. 784 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,610 Why? Have it as, like, a dip, bro. I'm putting it back in. 785 00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:05,050 So, you don't put ketchup on there and put it back in. 786 00:38:05,090 --> 00:38:07,610 Why not? Nah, Joey, don't... 787 00:38:07,650 --> 00:38:09,570 Joey, don't do that. 788 00:38:09,610 --> 00:38:11,370 Has Sean started cooking his steak? No. 789 00:38:11,410 --> 00:38:13,130 Has he started cooking anything at all? No. 790 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:14,410 So much pressure, man. 791 00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:17,410 Are any of youse absolutely boiling? I'm sweating it out, brother. 792 00:38:17,450 --> 00:38:19,490 I'm sweating up, mate. Literally sweating it out. 793 00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,770 It's... 794 00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:40,130 {\an8}And this week, I asked our Islanders to do Islander impressions. 795 00:38:40,170 --> 00:38:42,890 {\an8}I can't do impressions at all! 796 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:44,810 This is gonna go horribly wrong. 797 00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:47,330 "My name's Ciaran. I'm from Wales." 798 00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:48,810 If he's in a mood, "Nicole!" 799 00:38:48,850 --> 00:38:50,530 "Nicole!" "Nicole!" 800 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:52,890 "Would you tell Nicole 801 00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:56,290 "that I'm dressed as Crocodile Dundee tonight?" 802 00:38:56,330 --> 00:39:02,890 "Say swear." "Say swear." "What? I never knew that." 803 00:39:02,930 --> 00:39:07,810 Mimii's just like, "Ha-ha." When she laughs, she just goes, "Ah-ha!" 804 00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:11,650 "Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee-hee." Or she sneezes like, "Chew." 805 00:39:11,690 --> 00:39:14,450 "Chew!" "Chew!" "Chew!" 806 00:39:14,490 --> 00:39:17,490 "Er, Joey, d'you wanna go for a chat?" 807 00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:23,090 "I'm just sitting here on my own." "I'm not backing Gerry, yeah." 808 00:39:23,330 --> 00:39:23,410 "I'm just 809 00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:23,650 "I'm just sitting 810 00:39:23,690 --> 00:39:23,850 "I'm just sitting here 811 00:39:23,890 --> 00:39:23,970 "I'm just sitting here on 812 00:39:24,010 --> 00:39:24,130 "I'm just sitting here on my 813 00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:24,290 "I'm just sitting here on my own." 814 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:24,490 "I'm just sitting here on my own." "I'm 815 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:24,610 "I'm not 816 00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:24,850 "I'm not backing 817 00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:25,050 "I'm not backing Joey, 818 00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:25,850 "I'm not backing Joey, yeah." 819 00:39:25,890 --> 00:39:26,050 "I'm not backing Joey, yeah." 820 00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:27,850 "When Joey's in the wrong, I'm gonna back him." 821 00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:29,690 "Right, ladies!" "You're a heart-shaped peach." 822 00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:31,530 "Giant Strawb." "Pair of fangs." 823 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,770 "Because you've gotta get your teeth stuck into everyone." 824 00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:36,890 "I know what everyone's been saying about me." 825 00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:40,930 "I'm just obsessed with you." "I'm obsessed with you, Ayo." 826 00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:44,130 "Say it back." "I'm obsessed with you, Ayo, say it back." 827 00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:47,570 There going, "I'm so obsessed with you, say it back." 828 00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:50,090 BAD WELSH ACCENT: "Ciaran, you're so lush." 829 00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:53,610 What the fuck was that? "Ciaran..." "Ciaran..." 830 00:39:53,650 --> 00:39:59,250 "Oh, here, Ciar, you're doing my head in.""Who's Emma?" 831 00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:03,930 Josh is like, "Oh, you good, Jess, yeah?" 832 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:06,250 "Mimes, want some breakfast?" "D'you want some breakfast? 833 00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:08,330 "Are you hungry, have you eaten?" "Yeah, steady. 834 00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:10,170 "Yeah, you good, yeah?" CHUCKLES 835 00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:13,410 Matilda's got this very unique laugh, I always hear it. 836 00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:15,530 It's like... MIMICS LAUGH 837 00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:18,370 "Aah!" "Ooh-ooh-ooh!" HE CHUCKLES 838 00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:20,930 "My name's Joey Essex, and I'm the king wafta, 839 00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:23,450 "no-one wafts like me, d'you know what I mean?" 840 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,210 "Sausage sarn." "Garlic naan." "Genaan?" 841 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,690 "I wasn't on a secret mish, I was employed, genaan?" 842 00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:32,210 "When I say mission, you say..." No, oh, yeah. 843 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:34,690 "When I see secret, you say..." 844 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:52,730 IAIN: That's it from... ..for this series. 845 00:40:52,770 --> 00:40:57,610 Hey, guys, welcome back to my vlog. What is up? 846 00:40:57,650 --> 00:41:01,210 # There's a place that I go... # The final is just days away, 847 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,450 which means this is the last unseen bit of the series. 848 00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:06,690 Hi, guys! 849 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,610 So I'm gonna swipe back through my reels... 850 00:41:08,650 --> 00:41:11,330 Yes, Maya, looking reem. ..and get all in my feels. 851 00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:15,810 Argh! Do that one more time. HE HUFFS 852 00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:18,650 It's gonna be totes emosh. Cue the dramatic slow mo... 853 00:41:18,690 --> 00:41:23,170 It's not opening. ..and the clips of islanders you can barely remember. 854 00:41:23,210 --> 00:41:26,370 Let's do it. It's the end of the series. 855 00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:29,410 Unseen Bits seen bits end-of-the-series montage. 856 00:41:29,450 --> 00:41:34,650 # Whatever, whatever We were never good together... # 857 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:39,410 THEY SHRIEK # Truth is I never cared... # 858 00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:44,410 "Tonight, on Love Island." Who wants to pop a spot on my arse? 859 00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:47,810 My toes are naughty, look at these. SHE SHRIEKS 860 00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:50,930 # Won't see me cry no tears... # GROANS 861 00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,610 # Whatever, whatever Won't see me cry no tears... # 862 00:41:54,650 --> 00:42:01,010 Ooh! See, you've got layers, you're a fun guy. You're funny. 863 00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:04,010 See, you're just bending and breathing. Oh? 864 00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:09,010 SQUAWKS One more. I'm gonna be sick. 865 00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:11,930 Would you rather have a bit of broccoli for a vagina, 866 00:42:11,970 --> 00:42:15,130 or asparagus for earwax? Asparagus. Yeah. 867 00:42:15,170 --> 00:42:17,370 I really don't know how this works. You're the salt to my pepper. 868 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:20,370 Oh, my God. BURPS 869 00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:22,930 You're the peanut to my butter. BURPS AND LAUGHS 870 00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:26,050 The marsh to my mallow. Aah! BELCHES 871 00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:28,530 You're the baked to my beans. 872 00:42:28,570 --> 00:42:30,250 One thing I like about people is noses.Really? 873 00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:33,250 Yeah.Do I love my slippers more than Nicole? 874 00:42:33,290 --> 00:42:37,010 I think I'd be quite a good Prime Minister. I think you would. 875 00:42:37,050 --> 00:42:41,930 I would make nails free to girls, I would make her free to girls. 876 00:42:42,170 --> 00:42:42,250 I would 877 00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:42,370 I would make 878 00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:42,610 I would make nails 879 00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:42,810 I would make nails free 880 00:42:42,850 --> 00:42:42,930 I would make nails free to 881 00:42:42,970 --> 00:42:43,170 I would make nails free to girls, 882 00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:43,370 I would make nails free to girls, I 883 00:42:43,410 --> 00:42:43,490 I would 884 00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:43,690 I would make 885 00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:43,930 I would make 886 00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:44,930 hair free to girls. 887 00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:47,450 If you ever see a polar bear, just, like, flex your muscles. 888 00:42:47,490 --> 00:42:49,530 What liquids are you putting in your fingers? Petrol, Mayo... 889 00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:51,970 Lip gloss. Yeah. Perfume. Mm-hm. 890 00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:54,130 Ice coffee. Oh, yes. Konnor with a K. 891 00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:56,610 ALL:Konnor with a K. You wanna game? 892 00:42:56,650 --> 00:42:59,050 Are you joking? Course I wanna game. I want a game. 893 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:03,570 I also want a biscuit. Oh, no. Beanbags in the pool. 894 00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:06,690 Does anyone ever lie down and just shake their arse? 895 00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:08,530 Are we melons, no? Are we doughnuts, no? 896 00:43:08,570 --> 00:43:11,690 I'm a rock star. Floccinaucinihilipilification. 897 00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:15,850 Pardon me?What's boner? THEY LAUGH 898 00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:20,330 Rah! Couples flossing. Aaah! My bum's out. 899 00:43:20,370 --> 00:43:24,770 THEY CHUCKLE Keep going. 900 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,730 # Won't see me cry no tears... # THEY GRUNT 901 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:31,730 Huh! Huh! Huh! # Won't see me cry no tears... # 902 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:36,570 What a life. SMACKS LIPS 903 00:43:36,610 --> 00:43:43,410 # Whatever, whatever Won't see me cry no tears... # Mm. 904 00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:49,090 IAIN: That's Love Island: Unseen Bits signing off for 2024. 905 00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:52,170 Enjoy the final and see you next series 906 00:43:52,210 --> 00:43:56,090 for more Love Island: Unseen Bits. 907 00:43:56,130 --> 00:43:59,170 Oh, my God, it's still recording. M'kay. 908 00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:01,410 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com