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# Let's have some fun! #
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IAIN STIRLING: It's been eight weeks
of love...
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SCREAMS
..sweat...
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D'you wanna sweat your shins?
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..and cheers.
SCREAMS
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We now have reached the final
passion-filled moments
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of our epic journey of romance.
Oh!
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It's an emotional moment...
SCREAMS
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TEARFULLY: ..and I'm struggling to
find the right words
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to describe how I'm feeling.
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Got it on.
Sausage sarn!
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Not quite, Joey.
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Tonight is all about celebrating
a stellar series
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by getting dressed up...
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You mean nuttin' to me!
..dancing, singing...
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I'm gonna make a mess.
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..and taking their talents
to new heights.What?
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Our boys will shop till they drop.
Tres bacon. Gracias.
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And you think that's a shock?
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He's got big balls.
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Be warned, the quips
we have in store are so intense,
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they could break your eyes.
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I felt it pop in my mouth.
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Let's get this party started.
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This is the final
Love Island: Unseen Bits of 2024.
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Much better than the rest
of the show for me.
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THEME TUNE PLAYS
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THEME FROM 'CHARIOTS OF FIRE' PLAYS
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IAIN: Like the Olympic flame,
the villa fire pit burns eternal
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as we approach the finishing line
of this record-breaking series.
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The race for love is entering
its closing stages,
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but who will become
our gold-medal grafters
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and claim Love Island glory?
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The anticipation coming from
the romantic village is palpable.
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I can't wait to watch Unseen Bits.
Yeah! See what they've shown.
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I don't blame you, Matilda.
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It's the final Love Island:
Unseen Bits of the series.
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If you ask me, it's a personal best.
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# Stay the night. #
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We love! We love! We love!
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# Baby, we can bring the music
Back to life. #
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And we're throwing an unforgettable
closing ceremony
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of unseen Olympic events...
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LAUGHTER
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..like kitchen parkour...
Ay, these guys are nuts, bro.
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..bedroom piggybacking...
SCREAMS
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..the 400 m relay Grace.
I hate the floor!
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So get in the swim with some
synchronised dancing...
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# Cos I've been missing you. #
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..because team LI is in
record-breaking,
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nerve-shattering form.
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THEY YELL
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Are you serious right now!
I jumped a flipping mile!
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Get ready for thumb Olympic
competition.
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BOTH: One, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
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Why are you doing that?
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Look how big your thumb is
compared to mine.
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I've got big, long fingers.
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SHE GASPS
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No!
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You can't pull your hand away,
Mimii,
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you have to keep your hand there.
Stop pulling your hand away.
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Stop cheating now.
I'm not cheating.
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How am I cheating?
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..two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
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# Stay the n-night, night, night. #
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IAIN: I've checked back,
and there was no cheating.
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We're all winners here,
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as we're in the final
Love Island: Unseen Bits 2024.
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Tonight...
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Don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
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Our friendship's done.
Just move on, mate.
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You're jarring, mate.
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IAIN: What's happened? Is Sean
and Joey's relationship toast?
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When we get on the outside,
you know,
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you are gonna have disagreements.
Other people's opinions.
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And that's OK.
And a lot more.
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Yeah.
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It's like when you have beans
on toast in the morning... Yeah.
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I have my beans on the side,
not on the toast. Oh, really?
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Yeah.
I couldn't...
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D'you have your beans
on the toast?
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I have it on the toast.
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That's what I'm saying,
but I don't have it on the toast.
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I can't believe you do that.
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I can't believe that you have
your beans on your toast.
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I can't believe you have it
on the side, that's so weird.
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Yeah, but I don't like soggy bread.
Soggy bread for life.
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It's beans ON toast for a reason.
Says it in the name, not...
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I know, but that's just
the name of it. ..beans SIDE toast.
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Beans are a separate thing to toast,
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so why don't you just have them
on the side?
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Yeah, but it's ON the toast.
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Yeah, but when you have
a full English breakfast,
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they're not on the toast.
They're on the side.
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It's a full English...
beans wherever they are.
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Well, I disagree.
Well, that's it.
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You're telling me...
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If that makes you happy,
you can do that.
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You're telling me
that you have your beans on toast,
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but what you're trying to say is
when you have your toast,
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your beans are on the toast
and turn it into soggy bread. Yeah.
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But you like that?
Yeah.
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I think that's muggy.
You're a jar.
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That's not cool.
Can't believe it.
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No, I don't do soggy bread.
Nothing wrong with soggy bread.
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GROANS
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Why?!
Why?! Why?
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We need to air out
what is going on between us. Yeah.
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Need to squash it, move on.
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Mate, we need to squash it bad,
mate.
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Maybe I'll pull you for a chat later
or something?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.
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IAIN: Well, you're both wrong.
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Toast on top of the beans
is the only way to go.
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Don't argue!
I'll fight anyone who disagrees.
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Matilda, I need to get the builders
into do a bit of work on the Villa.
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Can you just tap that wall for me?
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TAPPING
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MIMII CLICKS FINGERS
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Somebody rap.
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Yo! My name is Tilda.
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Some people call me a builder.
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OTHERS: Mmm!
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Yeah, I'm in Love Island.
Love Island.
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People call me... Byland.
Byland.
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Said yo... I'm a G.
G.
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You are a flea.
Flea.
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Your dad is a G.
G!
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Mimii.
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Yeah, looks nice.
And your face is...
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..slipping out of rice.
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TAPPING AND CLICKING CONTINUES
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Spicy. Spicy rice.
RAPPING
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Yo, Jessie in the house.
House.
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I'm looking at your dress. Dress...
dress to impress.
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Heyyy!
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I wanna get undressed.
THEY YELL
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I'm gonna make a mess.
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Nobody stress.
Ohhh!
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Can I get a... Can I get a...
TAPS
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Oh, it's a fast one!
Bacon... sausage!
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Gonna... bbblinng.
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MUTTERS NONSENSE WORDS
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SQUEALING
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Sorry, I lost my words!
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IAIN: Oh, that happens to me
all the time.
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Sometimes I'm saying
a line of voice-over
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and then suddenly I just can't sp...
HE TAILS OFF
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It's been an emotional
roller-coaster of make-ups
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and break-ups this summer
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and the Islanders have the deepest
questions on their mind.
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Oh, bang, into existence right now,
yeah - you look out there,
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what would you rather,
dinosaurs or aliens?
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Aliens. Dinosaurs would just eat us.
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Aliens would annihilate you.
Just straight away.
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Aliens have a history of probably
trying to learn us. Oh, that's true.
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Yeah, but any time I've seen aliens
in a movie,
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they don't kill people all the time.
Yeah, they take all their brains.
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That's a film.We do have more
chance to fight with dinosaurs.
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Dinosaurs will just come
and eat you, they're not...
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It's a myth,
I would just come and blow it up.
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Aliens probably got all the material
and stuff where they can survive.
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Much more... guns.
I think I could reason with aliens.
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But is that a risk you wanna take?
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No, cos they could just
look into your eyes
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and zoom and stuff like that.
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Yeah, read your mind.
Yeah, see that we're all pure.
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Aliens have some sort of rational...
they're rational.
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And what would you rather watch,
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Dinosaur Island
or Alien Love Island?
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Dinosaur Island, for sure.
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If a long dinosaur neck
just ate the tree over there...
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on Love Island, that'd be cooked.
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IAIN: Oi, you diplodocus,
stop nibbling the trees!
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I'll lose my deposit on the villa.
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Islanders standing around
the fire pit.
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Dramatic pauses.
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What has gone down in the villa?
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If only there was a vlogger
I could watch
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to help me straighten things out.
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Any recommendations, Reuben?
What is up?
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What is up, guys!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the final re-coupling.
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THEY CHEER
Love Island 2024.
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I've got to tune into this.
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I'll just scroll back through
Reuben's reels and take a look.
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Ay, 'sup, guys? We are live.
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Hang on, that's Lola! Wrong night.
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Ah, here it is. Ah, that's sweet.
But not the video looking for.
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This must be it.
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What is up, guys?
Hang on, that's Ayo!
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What's he doing there?
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What is up, guys?!
Ladies and gentlemen...
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Yes, this is the one.
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..the final re-coupling.
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D'oh, buffering, you've lost me.
Good name for a sit com, though.
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HE LAUGHS
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Over and out. Bye, vlog.
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Over and out, guys.
Over and out.
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Over and out, guys!
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TEXT ALERT
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I've got a text.
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You lying?
No.
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Nicole, you're being dumped
from the Island
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for having the eggiest farts
in the villa.
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"Eggiest farts."
LAUGHTER
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No, we need an award thing.
You know, that award challenge.
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IAIN: Ask and you shall receive,
Mimii.
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Earlier this week,
the main show broadcast
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the most prestigious event
of the awards season, the Grafties.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Which turned into the Dumpies
for Harry and Lola.
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You have received the fewest votes
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and are therefore dumped
from the Island.
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No!
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Please leave immediately.
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And the remaining Islanders
ended up getting the Humpies...
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Do you still fancy each other,
yes or not?
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The question is,
do you still fancy her?!
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ALL:Oh!
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
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..followed by the Numpties.
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THEY LAUGH
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{\an8}So I present to you
the Unseen Bits awards...
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{\an8}First off, most...
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{\an8}And the nominees are... Grace!
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{\an8}MATILDA GASPS
There's a spider on you, Grace.
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{\an8}Where?! Where?! Where?! Where?
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{\an8}Where was it?
It was on your chest.
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{\an8}It literally
crawled over your chest. Was it big?
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{\an8}I'm so...
GRACE SQUEALS
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{\an8}Joey.
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{\an8}Oi. Oi! Nah, you have got a bug on
your bed, Joey.
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{\an8}Whack that right now!
SHE SCREAMS
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{\an8}Actually, that's Grace again.
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{\an8}THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
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{\an8}Chill, bro!
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{\an8}And Jessy.
SHE SCREAMS
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SHE CLEARS THROAT
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And the winner is... Grace.
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Yeah!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
242
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{\an8}Next up, we usher in the wind
of change with the award for...
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{\an8}I mean...
244
00:11:14,189 --> 00:11:15,749
{\an8}Sean!
245
00:11:15,789 --> 00:11:18,029
{\an8}Yeah, you need... You need...
HE FARTS
246
00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:19,909
{\an8}OK. I'm not shaking after that,
mate. That one's for you.
247
00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:22,309
{\an8}LAUGHTER
248
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,669
{\an8}Man just farted on cam
and blew it.
249
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,829
{\an8}Nicole!
250
00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,549
{\an8}I was like,
I've taken a lot of shit.
251
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:32,549
{\an8}NICOLE FARTS
252
00:11:32,589 --> 00:11:35,069
{\an8}THEY LAUGH
You're such a little farter.
253
00:11:35,109 --> 00:11:38,949
Ciaran.
It's going to be a...
254
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,589
HE FARTS
..day.
255
00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:42,109
Eurgh!
256
00:11:42,149 --> 00:11:43,589
And the winner is Nicole!
257
00:11:43,629 --> 00:11:45,869
CHEERING
258
00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:48,189
And now for an Unseen Bits
special Daftie Award
259
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,789
for Most Epic Fail... I mean, Fall!
260
00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:58,949
Agh!
LAUGHTER
261
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,149
Oh, fucking hell, Harriett!
262
00:12:05,949 --> 00:12:07,669
Oh! Nearly fell over.
Uh-oh.
263
00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:11,349
Oh! Oh, my God. Not again, girl!
Not again!
264
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:13,989
Unfortunately, Harriett
can't be here to accept the award,
265
00:12:14,029 --> 00:12:16,909
so Nicole will be stepping in
for her.
266
00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:20,069
Careful on the way up
to the podium, Nicole.
267
00:12:25,669 --> 00:12:29,669
As every Love Island superfan knows,
in the villa,
268
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,469
it's all about lipsing,
grafting and finding the one.
269
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:33,229
And finally, after eight weeks,
270
00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:35,269
our Islanders are ready
to make declarations of love.
271
00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:39,829
I just love food.
I just fucking love food too much.
272
00:12:39,869 --> 00:12:41,109
Same!
273
00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:42,709
Anything like that, like a pasty,
274
00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:45,349
like, any baked stuff out of,
like... puff pastry stuff or,
275
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,709
like, apple turnovers
or anything filled with cream and...
276
00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:50,909
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
277
00:12:50,949 --> 00:12:55,709
Oh, I could eat now.
Yeah, I... There's this baker's...
278
00:12:55,749 --> 00:12:58,389
There's this baker's in my town.
It is so good.
279
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:02,549
I can't wait to take you there.
Literally, they do everything.
280
00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:05,509
I was just saying to the girls,
I don't think I've ever had a pie.
281
00:13:05,549 --> 00:13:07,069
You haven't?
I don't think so.
282
00:13:07,109 --> 00:13:09,109
Hello, is that Greggs in Hertford?
283
00:13:09,149 --> 00:13:13,629
I'd like to book a table for two
for next week, please.
284
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,829
What's my favourite flower?
Oh, shit.
285
00:13:15,869 --> 00:13:18,029
Erm, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Mm-hm.
286
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:26,429
A pink "philinese".
Close. But no.
287
00:13:26,469 --> 00:13:28,309
A pink "philinese"?
No.
288
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:33,949
A pink... A pink, erm...
Don't tell me, cos I will get it.
289
00:13:33,989 --> 00:13:35,509
I'm not gonna tell you.
"Philinese".
290
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,669
No.
291
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:40,669
HE SIGHS
So jarring...
292
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,949
A pink "flanamise".
293
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,909
Well, just...
No, no, is it a country?
294
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:47,709
No.
Does it sound like a country?
295
00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:49,949
No. Oh, fuck knows. I don't...
Honestly, babe, I can't do it.
296
00:13:49,989 --> 00:13:52,549
Do you want me to tell you?
Go on, tell me. I'm sorry.
297
00:13:52,589 --> 00:13:54,109
Peonies.
Peonies.
298
00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:57,589
"Peonies" can we have some more?
299
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,109
Look at the moon.
Shit!
300
00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:07,789
How is the moon out right now?
That's the question.
301
00:14:07,829 --> 00:14:11,549
You don't know the answer? No?
No.
302
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:15,229
I must google that when I get home.
Yeah.
303
00:14:15,269 --> 00:14:19,229
But also, is the moon...
is the moon bigger than the Earth?
304
00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:21,909
Who told you that?
THEY LAUGH
305
00:14:21,949 --> 00:14:26,869
Me! I told her!
306
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,389
I also told Joey
it was made of cream cheese.
307
00:14:29,429 --> 00:14:32,789
Now he's convinced the moon
is just a giant Babybel.
308
00:14:39,349 --> 00:14:42,509
Guys, I've got a joke.
Do you wanna here a dad joke? Yes!
309
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,109
OK. I'm gonna try now. OK, so...
310
00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:51,029
So, a guy walks into the pet shop,
and he goes,
311
00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:54,109
"Hi, mate,
I'm looking for some bees."
312
00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,789
He said, "OK, mate, that's fine.
How many bees are you looking for?"
313
00:14:56,829 --> 00:15:00,189
He says, "Erm, 13 bees."
So he says, "OK, mate, that's fine."
314
00:15:00,229 --> 00:15:04,349
So he goes to the back of the shop,
puts 13 bees in the bag,
315
00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:07,469
he comes to the counter,
and he gives the guy the bees.
316
00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:10,749
And he says, "There you go, mate."
The guy looks in the bag and says...
317
00:15:10,789 --> 00:15:13,909
What did he say, Jessica?
318
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,549
{\an8}We'll have to come back to find out!
319
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:36,300
That is what you call hashtag...
320
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:38,540
What even is that?
321
00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,620
IAIN STIRLING: That, Sean, is
what you call "hashtag Unseen Bits".
322
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:46,260
# I got a love that's for real... #
323
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,700
The show where you find out things
you never knew about our Islanders.
324
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,140
He's got big balls.
And I mean that...
325
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,940
What's the word?
Metaphorically. Metaphorically.
326
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,700
You can never let your guard down
when we're around.
327
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,100
Agh!
SHRIEKING
328
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,740
LAUGHTER
329
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:07,380
Oh, my God! Ohhhhhh!
330
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,460
So stay safe out there...
331
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:15,300
OK. I think this is ribbed.
332
00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:17,540
..because with cameras
all over the villa,
333
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,460
we capture all the best moments.
334
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,900
# I feel it deep in my heart
I got a love that's for real... #
335
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,620
Earlier on,
336
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,060
Jessica was about to drop an
un-bee-lievable joke, but...
337
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,180
So, he goes to the back of the shop,
puts 13 bees in the bag,
338
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,900
he comes to the counter,
and he gives the guy the bees.
339
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,220
And he says, "There you go, mate."
340
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:44,420
The guy looks in the bag and says,
"Mate, there's 14 bees in here."
341
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:48,980
He said, "Yeah, that's a free bee."
Awwwww!
342
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:52,700
Is this a maths joke? I'm confused!
Sorry, honey, but I don't get it.
343
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,620
I like that, I like that!
Get it? "Free bee"?
344
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,980
Hi, guys!
Welcome to my Get Ready With Me.
345
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,300
Hi, guys. Welcome to Tilda's
Get Ready With Her.
346
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,020
Say hello, everyone.
Hey, girl!
347
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,260
Thanks, Matilda.
That's just in time.
348
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,860
The final is only two days away.
I need help with my make-up.
349
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,500
And you just dot this all over.
Dotting it, dotting it.
350
00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:21,620
Give it a good rub in.
Just get nice and glowy.
351
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:24,580
Yeah, feeling glowy.
Stunning.
352
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:27,180
Stunning. What's next?
353
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,540
I'm gonna spritz my face with this.
354
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,700
Oh, I've got it in my eyes!
355
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,580
You wanna dot this all over.
Great. More dotting.
356
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:38,740
Squeeze it out. Dot this all about.
357
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:41,060
OK, the dots are on.
358
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,940
Guys, the next step is Too Faced
concealer in the shade almond.
359
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,820
"All-mond".
Almond. Almond.
360
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,940
I've only got cashew-coloured
concealer here. Is that OK?
361
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,420
Balance it all in.
362
00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:56,660
# Nico-o-ole
In the Get Ready With Me. #
363
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,420
Next step... What do I do next?
364
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,380
Don't ask me. I'm officially lost.
365
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:05,300
Do you know you're supposed
to film it as you're doing it? Oh!
366
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,820
So you're like,
"This is... da-da-da."
367
00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,700
I did. I was holding the products.
Oh!
368
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,460
Thanks, Grace. Tell me about it!
I'm going in blind here.
369
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500
This is my finished
make-up look, guys.
370
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,220
Glowy bronze-y.
371
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:22,100
"Blowy bronze-y"?
I'm more "mushy blushy".
372
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,940
Guys, this is the finished look.
373
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,300
Ah, what are the chances?
374
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,980
That's the pink dress
I'm wearing to the party.
375
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:32,540
Hope I don't bump into Matilda.
It would be totally awks.
376
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,780
# Me espresso. #
377
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,140
# Now there's a word
That I don't understand
378
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:48,220
# I hear it every day
From my old man
379
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,580
# It may be Cockney rhyming slang
380
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,460
# It ain't in no school book... #
381
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,780
You know what's reem
about reality TV star Joey Essex?
382
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,980
It's all those words he's trying
to add to the dictionary - "genaan".
383
00:19:00,020 --> 00:19:03,180
Garlic naan.
"Garlic naan"!
384
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:04,780
You're not saying "garlic"...?
385
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,020
Where's this "garlic naan"
coming from?
386
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,420
LAUGHTER
387
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,740
You know "genaan"?
Yeah.
388
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,060
Sausage sarn.
389
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,460
Garlic naan.
LAUGHTER
390
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,140
Where you going for a sausage sarn?
I get it.
391
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,860
It basically means, "Do you know?"
392
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,220
"Do you know?" "Garlic naan." OK!
It's the code word for "genaan".
393
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,820
LAUGHTER
394
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:23,980
Just in case
you want to tell someone,
395
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,100
"Do you know what I'm saying?"
396
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:27,380
but you don't actually wanna admit
that you're saying "genaan".
397
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,420
You just say, "Garlic naan."
Garlic naan...
398
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,980
We've got a codeword for,
"You know what I mean?"
399
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,460
and now we have a codeword
for the codeword of,
400
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,060
"You know what I mean?"
401
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,500
LAUGHS
402
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,820
Confused? Don't be.
403
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,580
It's just old-fashioned
Essex rhyming slang.
404
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,860
Genaan, garlic naan,
sausage sarn...
405
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:44,140
"Is that my nan?!"
406
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,780
Which, of course, means,
"Time to meet the fam."
407
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,940
Sean!
Tilda!
408
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,260
# We are family... #
409
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,820
Who's that?
Oh, my God, that's my mum.
410
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,780
That's your mum?
And sister.
411
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,460
# I've got all my sisters
With me... #
412
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,300
IAIN: Yes, it was meet the family
and friends this week,
413
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,500
and the sound recording crew
had to buy
414
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:03,220
new microphones after this,
as the screams reached new highs.
415
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,380
THEY SCREAM AND SQUEAL
416
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:07,060
Oh, Bolaji! Oh, my God!
417
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,060
Oh, my God!
418
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:13,140
THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
419
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,820
Come and give me a cwtch!
420
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:17,100
THEY SQUEAL
421
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:21,900
Oh, my God!
THEY SIGH DEEPLY
422
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:25,660
I thought it was three bombshells.
I thought it was four bombshells.
423
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,380
SHE SQUEALS
424
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,340
I thought it was a bombshell!
425
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:34,540
IAIN: Actually, those new arrivals
created a lot of attention.
426
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:37,460
Oh, her dad's so cool.
Oh, my gosh, he's a DILF.
427
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,740
Her dad is exactly how I thought
you would look.
428
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,140
Silver fox. Her dad is beautiful,
and so is her mum.
429
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,500
He's so fit. He's so fit.
430
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:47,540
Why is it with her dad so fit,
though?
431
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,500
Oh, my gosh. Her dad is gorge.
THEY LAUGH
432
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:53,100
So cute.
433
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:58,100
Yeah! Yeah! Such a DILF. He is!
434
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,660
And he looks like he owns yachts or,
like... I dunno, land.
435
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,780
And he just looked so bougie.
And I was like, "Oh!"
436
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:07,380
You know, if Sean
don't get his shit together,
437
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,500
then I might have to be sliding in.
Soz!
438
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,620
IAIN: Soz accepted, Matilda.
439
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,660
You girls can keep Jessy's dad.
440
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,980
Ciaran's dad has
a certain alluring style about him.
441
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,460
Maybe it's his taste in TV.
442
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,380
My favourite bit
are The Unseen Bits, though.
443
00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,100
Ah, Dad, don't even...
Do I wanna know? Yeah. No, no.
444
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,940
It's much better
than the rest of the show for me.
445
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:30,860
And, like you, it's been great
to see Ciaran doing Ciaran.
446
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,660
Yeah.
Yeah.
447
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,860
Cos the way you've acted is exactly
how you've been at home.
448
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,380
Yeah. Like, with your mum, you know?
Yeah.
449
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,580
I've got a T-shirt
with "DILF" on it.
450
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,060
I thought it was,
"Doesn't Iain look fit?"
451
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,940
THEY SHRIEK AND CHEER
452
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,860
This week saw our Islanders
showcasing
453
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:56,340
their impressive
and varied talents...
454
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:59,100
Oh, my God!
'Ey, yo, lit!
455
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,740
..and some took the challenge
to new heights.
456
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:05,500
What? Is that Jessy?
THEY SQUEAL
457
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,060
But before the show began,
458
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,820
the Islanders channelled
their inner drama queen.
459
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:14,620
Do you know what's sexy?
Like, to hula hoop.
460
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,180
ALL:Yeah!
461
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,420
Do you know?
Be like, with the waist,
462
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:18,980
and they're like, go up,
and then, like, down.
463
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,100
I can hula.
Shut up!
464
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,300
Yeah.
You're hard.
465
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,620
I know.
466
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,260
I'm scared
about what the boys are doing.
467
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:29,140
No-one actually knows what's to come
tonight, and it's freaking me out.
468
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:32,180
IAIN: You're right, girls.
Showbiz is a hard graft.
469
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,580
Luckily, the boys are busy
working on their side hustle.
470
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,940
You genuinely look
like a school PE teacher.
471
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,420
This is going,
"Oh, you forgot your kit?
472
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,820
"Go in lost and found."
473
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,580
That's what it is, right?
Right, boys, quiet, listen up!
474
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,140
LAUGHTER
Today, we are going to play
475
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,460
a nice game of handball.
476
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,220
But first,
what do we need to do
477
00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:56,220
before we start
any sort of exercise?
478
00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:58,220
We need to warm the muscles up.
479
00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,860
Reuben, please tell me
why we warm the muscles up.
480
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,860
To stop injury, sir.
To prevent injuries.
481
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,740
Well done, Reuben.
One house point for you.
482
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,220
Make sure
you tell your form teacher.
483
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,740
Whoo-hoo!
484
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:09,060
OK. Right, so,
jogging on the spot, everyone.
485
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,980
Let's go, let's go.
Jogging on the spot.
486
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:13,060
Sean, you're not
better than everyone. Up we go.
487
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,220
Jogging on the spot.
Thank you, right.
488
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:18,820
Ready? And... Touch your toes.
489
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:22,260
Oh-oh! Oh! Oh! Stiffing hell.
I'm not bending over.
490
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,340
So I might pop out.
Three, four five, six.
491
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:27,660
And nice lunge.
492
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,540
Oh!
One, two, three, four...
493
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:32,460
I'm tired, sir!
..five, six.
494
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,860
Well, if you actually
had some food at break,
495
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,620
you wouldn't be feeling tired,
would you?
496
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:38,460
Exactly. So...
Oh-ho-ho!
497
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,420
I hate this class!
I ain't coming back.
498
00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:44,500
Joshua,
go stand outside for two minutes.
499
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,020
Come back in
when you change your attitude.
500
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,460
Thank you.
THEY SNORT
501
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,860
Yes, Mr Davies, sir.
502
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,660
Things seem quite peaceful
in the villa today.
503
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,060
Something's not right.
504
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:00,940
{\an8}You'll have to come back
to find out...
505
00:24:17,339 --> 00:24:19,779
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
506
00:24:19,819 --> 00:24:23,979
# I wanna feel the heat
I wanna own the night... #
507
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:28,059
Wait, stop the music.
MUSIC STOPS
508
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:32,899
I don't feel comfortable carrying on
until Nicole's here.
509
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:36,899
Where is she?
510
00:24:36,939 --> 00:24:38,539
SHOUTING: Nicole?
511
00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,059
I can't see her anywhere.
GIGGLING
512
00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:42,099
There she is! Right, I think
that's everyone. Let's continue.
513
00:24:42,139 --> 00:24:44,339
No... Wait... We've lost Matilda.
Where could she be?
514
00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:47,779
You have got...
You've got to be fucking jo...
515
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,699
I can see you!
516
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,899
Oh, never mind,
I think I've found her. Back to it.
517
00:24:51,939 --> 00:24:55,059
# Over... #
518
00:24:55,099 --> 00:24:58,979
Thank you. We've got loads
more iconic clips for you.
519
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:03,139
Look at that bee. That's iconic.
Look, a bee on honey.
520
00:25:03,179 --> 00:25:06,139
That is hilarious.
521
00:25:06,179 --> 00:25:08,579
OK, we've got funnier clips
than that,
522
00:25:08,619 --> 00:25:10,539
so let's get cameras
back in position
523
00:25:10,579 --> 00:25:12,139
so we can continue with the bants.
524
00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:14,099
Right, see right now, ready?
525
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:16,099
"Not even my own mother
would speak to me that way."
526
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,219
"Sorry, I can't help where I stood."
527
00:25:18,259 --> 00:25:20,419
"Come back to Pencoed,
d'you know that?"
528
00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:22,739
"Had this accident,
you said in the DM."
529
00:25:22,779 --> 00:25:24,659
GIGGLING
530
00:25:24,699 --> 00:25:31,139
Before the break,
things were eerily quiet,
531
00:25:31,179 --> 00:25:34,739
but what happens next?
532
00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:39,419
Rawr!
SHRIEKING
533
00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:41,699
GIGGLING
534
00:25:41,739 --> 00:25:44,419
Now, balance is restored.
535
00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:52,579
If you thought the Olympics
was the best place to watch people
536
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:55,099
standing on podiums, you're wrong,
537
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:57,859
because this week, the Islanders
took part in a couple of sorts.
538
00:25:57,899 --> 00:25:59,499
"Which couple is the hottest?"
539
00:25:59,539 --> 00:26:01,859
ALL:Ooh!
540
00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:03,739
Guess we're the ugly three, then.
We're the ugly couples!
541
00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,819
Grace and Reuben were voted
least likely to work on the outside,
542
00:26:05,859 --> 00:26:07,579
resulting in them
being dumped from the island.
543
00:26:07,619 --> 00:26:10,139
GASPS
544
00:26:10,179 --> 00:26:13,699
But it didn't take long
for Grace and Reuben
545
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,499
to celebrate their first-place win.
546
00:26:15,539 --> 00:26:17,499
You can get your roots done!
I can get my roots done! Yes!
547
00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:19,939
Oh, mate, is there any snacks?
I might fucking steal some snacks.
548
00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:24,299
Once they've packed, or got
the others to pack for them...
549
00:26:24,339 --> 00:26:27,059
How do you get emojis?
550
00:26:27,099 --> 00:26:30,139
Guys, someone's gonna
have to sit on it.
551
00:26:30,179 --> 00:26:32,539
I can't do it.
Are you guys good?
552
00:26:32,579 --> 00:26:35,579
THEY ALL GROAN
553
00:26:35,619 --> 00:26:42,139
Jessy,
I don't think we can shut this.
554
00:26:42,179 --> 00:26:44,219
I don't think we can shut this.
555
00:26:44,259 --> 00:26:46,499
I can! I can!
GROANS
556
00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:48,299
..there was only one thing
left for Reuben to do.
557
00:26:48,339 --> 00:26:50,579
What is up, guys?
558
00:26:50,619 --> 00:26:52,619
We have just been kicked out
of the Love Island villa.
559
00:26:52,659 --> 00:26:55,779
What is going on right now, guys?
560
00:26:55,819 --> 00:26:58,619
Honestly, it has been
an absolute pleasure being here.
561
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,859
I've enjoyed every day and
oh, my God, look who I've left with!
562
00:27:00,899 --> 00:27:03,819
BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
563
00:27:03,859 --> 00:27:06,299
Now, if that isn't a win,
I don't know what is.
564
00:27:06,339 --> 00:27:10,739
BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho!
565
00:27:10,779 --> 00:27:15,939
All right, over and out.
I love you guys.
566
00:27:15,979 --> 00:27:18,499
And sadly,
that was it for Reuben's vlogs,
567
00:27:18,539 --> 00:27:21,139
as villa rules clearly state
that all phones
568
00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:23,619
must be returned
to production on departure.
569
00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:31,219
Time now for another unseen clip
570
00:27:31,259 --> 00:27:33,779
showing the ups and downs
of life in the villa.
571
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,299
We've gotta see how many
press-ups you two can do.
572
00:27:36,339 --> 00:27:37,739
Oh, yeah.
573
00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:39,539
Hold on, hold on, let's think
of a forfeit for the loser.
574
00:27:39,579 --> 00:27:40,979
Drink an egg, raw.
575
00:27:41,019 --> 00:27:43,139
That's actually
a really good forfeit.
576
00:27:43,179 --> 00:27:45,099
Well, it's gonna be you anyway,
so...
577
00:27:45,139 --> 00:27:47,659
OK, ready?
Three... Two... One... Go!
578
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:50,299
One... Two...
579
00:27:50,339 --> 00:27:52,259
Let's speed this along.
580
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:53,659
You don't need to see
all the press-ups.
581
00:27:53,699 --> 00:27:54,859
The important thing is
582
00:27:54,899 --> 00:27:56,979
that Joey definitely found it
as difficult as Sean.
583
00:27:57,019 --> 00:27:59,499
50... 51... 52... 53... 54...
584
00:27:59,539 --> 00:28:03,779
55... 56... 57... 58... Shit!
585
00:28:03,819 --> 00:28:07,779
Sean, you did so well.
Too many waffles.
586
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:12,859
Sean, I'm so proud of you.
You did really well there.
587
00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,659
Shall we go and get your egg, Sean?
Yeah?
588
00:28:15,699 --> 00:28:18,339
Is it in there?
Looks like it's in there.
589
00:28:18,379 --> 00:28:20,939
It looks very raw. Very raw.
It looks very raw.
590
00:28:20,979 --> 00:28:22,299
It can't get any more raw-er
than that.
591
00:28:22,339 --> 00:28:23,979
Right.
It's the rawest egg I've ever seen.
592
00:28:24,019 --> 00:28:26,419
Cheers for today's gym session.
Cheers.
593
00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,939
I really appreciate it, Joey.
No problem.
594
00:28:27,979 --> 00:28:29,939
Thanks for taking part.
595
00:28:29,979 --> 00:28:32,619
Egg-cellent work.
Egg-cellent work.
596
00:28:32,659 --> 00:28:34,779
Are you ready?
Here you go. This is it.
597
00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:37,459
Three... Two... One...
598
00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:48,019
GIRLS RETCHING
599
00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,819
Oh!
I felt it pop in my mouth.
600
00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:51,899
LAUGHTER
601
00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,859
How was it, Sean?
Pfft!
602
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,779
Would you do it again?
603
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,019
I'm egg-static about that.
604
00:28:58,059 --> 00:29:01,059
That eggy is making me want
to boff all over my microphone.
605
00:29:08,459 --> 00:29:10,859
Left to their own devices
in the villa, girls will be girls.
606
00:29:10,899 --> 00:29:14,219
And as this unseen clip suggests,
girls will also be boys.
607
00:29:14,259 --> 00:29:17,979
Shall we do the impressions
of the boys?
608
00:29:18,019 --> 00:29:20,019
Joey's not got
any distinctively Joey outfits.
609
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:22,179
Has he not got that carpet, Jessy?
610
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:25,219
Let me do Ayo's wardrobe.
611
00:29:25,259 --> 00:29:28,099
Why do I like the jeans, though?
612
00:29:28,139 --> 00:29:30,059
I feel like this is a good Ayo fit.
That one uncle...
613
00:29:30,099 --> 00:29:32,859
One bit tucked in, one tucked out.
614
00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:34,899
His fucking Casa thing,
it was literally like this...
615
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,899
Yeah, he was.
He was sat there like...
616
00:29:37,939 --> 00:29:42,699
He was a broken man.
617
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,139
Oh, my God, Jessy.
618
00:29:45,179 --> 00:29:48,339
The only thing
you could do for Ciaran is this.
619
00:29:48,379 --> 00:29:52,699
DISTANT LAUGHTER
620
00:29:52,739 --> 00:29:55,539
I just feel like, you know, like,
you know, like,
621
00:29:55,579 --> 00:29:58,019
everyone's got their opinion,
622
00:29:58,059 --> 00:30:00,899
and I'm still allowed
to say my opinion.
623
00:30:00,939 --> 00:30:03,059
LAUGHTER
624
00:30:03,099 --> 00:30:07,619
Sweet. Genaan.
Genaan! Genaan!
625
00:30:07,659 --> 00:30:10,059
Genaan!
Genaan!
626
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:14,659
Genaan!
627
00:30:14,699 --> 00:30:19,379
Joey, you're patronising me, man.
You just patronising me.
628
00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:21,499
You mean nothing to me.
629
00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:25,259
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
630
00:30:25,299 --> 00:30:28,339
Joey, I hear it, yeah?
But what Josh is saying...
631
00:30:28,379 --> 00:30:31,179
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
632
00:30:31,219 --> 00:30:33,059
Bam, bam, bam!
633
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:35,379
What Josh is saying is... is that...
What I think he's saying is that...
634
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,539
Like, you know, like...
I hear it, but...
635
00:30:38,579 --> 00:30:40,419
But do you want my real opinion?
Do want my real opinion?
636
00:30:40,459 --> 00:30:42,699
Ciaran!
Ciaran!
637
00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,019
Let's do a chest bump.
Three, two, one, go!
638
00:30:48,059 --> 00:30:53,139
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
639
00:30:53,179 --> 00:30:58,339
Chest bump!
THEY CHEER
640
00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,499
It's Eggy Boff.
641
00:31:00,539 --> 00:31:04,259
IAIN: Oh, no,
I'm not having this again.
642
00:31:05,819 --> 00:31:07,819
THEY SNORT
643
00:31:12,859 --> 00:31:15,459
LAUGHTER,
TEXT ALERT
644
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,099
I've got a text!
645
00:31:17,139 --> 00:31:18,779
When you have been in a villa
for the past eight weeks,
646
00:31:18,819 --> 00:31:20,459
it's the little things that count,
eh, Ciaran?
647
00:31:20,499 --> 00:31:22,979
We're going shopping!
Yeah! Yay!
648
00:31:23,019 --> 00:31:25,699
Splash the cash, baby!
Let's go!
649
00:31:25,739 --> 00:31:27,579
Let's do it! Uh! Shopping.
650
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:31,059
IAIN: Yes, shopping.
Ciaran's specialist subject.
651
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,339
What was it, scan as you shop?
652
00:31:33,379 --> 00:31:35,259
Yeah.
CIARAN IMITATES BEEP
653
00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:36,619
You use them things?
654
00:31:36,659 --> 00:31:39,539
Yeah, fucking sick.
I don't.
655
00:31:39,579 --> 00:31:41,699
Mate, do you know when you go
into Tesco, though, right?
656
00:31:41,739 --> 00:31:43,499
And it's busy as fuck.
It's just cheat code, mate.
657
00:31:43,539 --> 00:31:46,019
Is it?
But what... How does it work?
658
00:31:46,059 --> 00:31:47,979
You go round, you're just,
"Up, doon, doon, doon, doon."
659
00:31:48,019 --> 00:31:49,659
You go to where you go to pay,
where you usually scan,
660
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,699
and it literally just all comes up.
And then you just...
661
00:31:51,739 --> 00:31:54,259
I never do it. I'm so old school.
I'm so old school, though.
662
00:31:54,299 --> 00:31:56,139
DIAL TONE
663
00:31:56,179 --> 00:31:57,819
IAIN: Hello, Stirling Taxies,
I'm outside now.
664
00:31:57,859 --> 00:31:59,979
One way trip to Magaluf, boys?
665
00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:03,819
What? You wanna go to the shops?
All right.
666
00:32:03,859 --> 00:32:07,579
Sorry it's taking so long, boys,
667
00:32:07,619 --> 00:32:11,179
having a bit of trouble
getting out of first gear.
668
00:32:11,219 --> 00:32:13,699
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
669
00:32:13,739 --> 00:32:16,219
Yeah. Let's go. Let's go.
A-ha-ha, yes.
670
00:32:16,259 --> 00:32:19,419
Are you a good chef?
I'm a good chef.
671
00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,019
Are you? I'm a rubbish chef.
Honestly.
672
00:32:22,059 --> 00:32:24,739
Do you say "tomat-oh"
or do you say "tomat-uh"?
673
00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:27,619
Tomat-oh.
Tomat-oh.
674
00:32:27,659 --> 00:32:30,179
Do you say tomat-uh?
Tomat-uh. Tuh-tuh.
675
00:32:30,219 --> 00:32:32,659
Do you know what that is?
I think we should leave that one.
676
00:32:32,699 --> 00:32:35,219
Do you know what it is, though?
Not... Not a clue right now.
677
00:32:35,259 --> 00:32:37,419
Three?
Un, dos, trois.
678
00:32:37,459 --> 00:32:40,019
That's French.
Yes, tres bacon. Gracias.
679
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:42,939
LAUGHTER
680
00:32:42,979 --> 00:32:45,739
I'm trying.
681
00:32:45,779 --> 00:32:48,619
He's Welsh.
"Tres bacon?!"
682
00:32:48,659 --> 00:32:51,419
What's that?
Some horny paper.
683
00:32:51,459 --> 00:32:55,059
Horny.
No, sorry - papel horno?
684
00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,739
Oh, horno. Do you need that?
We could use it to cook.
685
00:32:57,779 --> 00:33:03,979
Do we need any bird food?
Maybe not. I think no.
686
00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:06,659
We don't need to feed any birds.
Don't need no birds' food.
687
00:33:06,699 --> 00:33:11,099
Do we need cat food?
Um...no, we ain't got any cats.
688
00:33:11,139 --> 00:33:13,339
No.
SHOPKEEPER: Asi?
689
00:33:13,379 --> 00:33:16,099
ALL MURMUR APPROVAL
Oh, si!
690
00:33:16,139 --> 00:33:17,779
Si. Perfecto, eh?
Perfectos.
691
00:33:17,819 --> 00:33:21,139
Muy bien. I know that one.
Muy bien!
692
00:33:21,179 --> 00:33:24,099
JOEY:I hope you brought your
wallet.
693
00:33:24,139 --> 00:33:25,899
It's on Joey's AMEX card.
694
00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:28,779
Ah, yeah, wait, wait -
Joey, who's paying for this?
695
00:33:28,819 --> 00:33:31,019
Who's got any money?.
I've got you. I'll pay
696
00:33:31,059 --> 00:33:33,979
You get me lunch on the house.
Oh, sweet.
697
00:33:34,019 --> 00:33:35,979
Oh, sweet.
698
00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,859
Boys, let's go and cook
for our girls.
699
00:33:37,899 --> 00:33:40,139
Gracias.
700
00:33:40,179 --> 00:33:45,299
Yes, boys.
Come on, then. Let's go.
701
00:33:45,339 --> 00:33:47,499
Where to next?
702
00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,819
IAIN: I hope I can get out
of first gear
703
00:33:49,859 --> 00:33:51,619
or that ham's going to go off
on the way back.
704
00:33:51,659 --> 00:34:02,450
Oh, bugger.
705
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:06,650
# I got that feeling again... #
706
00:34:06,690 --> 00:34:09,770
IAIN STIRLING: It's the final, final
part of Love Island: Unseen Bits.
707
00:34:09,810 --> 00:34:11,770
Get in formation!
708
00:34:11,810 --> 00:34:13,730
We gotta do it at the same time!
Yeah!
709
00:34:13,770 --> 00:34:15,850
I don't know about you lot,
but I'm so flippin' sad it's over.
710
00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:18,370
They were both in a relationship
with him, and...
711
00:34:18,410 --> 00:34:20,570
No!
GASPS
712
00:34:20,610 --> 00:34:23,690
What was it?
Where did that even go?
713
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,530
Where has your flip-flop gone?
I've lost my flip.
714
00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:28,610
Don't worry. We'll make sure
to go out with a bang.
715
00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:33,450
Bang, bang. Bang.
716
00:34:33,490 --> 00:34:39,170
Because we've got a few more
high-octane unseen clips for you
717
00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:41,370
until we get to the end.
718
00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:46,570
# I got that feeling again
Like it's an endless summer
719
00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:51,850
# I got that feeling again... #
720
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,930
So we'll throw in
some more cute couple moments
721
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:56,130
just to soften the blow.
722
00:34:56,170 --> 00:34:58,610
You know you have
really small nipples?
723
00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:00,690
Erm, noted.
I like them, though.
724
00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:03,010
Copy.
725
00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:06,850
Your hair's boiling up, though.
Fucking hell!
726
00:35:06,890 --> 00:35:09,490
That's enough.
You're gonna end up in hospital.
727
00:35:09,530 --> 00:35:12,930
SEAN FARTS
Oh!
728
00:35:15,730 --> 00:35:17,610
What did you just do?
He just farted!
729
00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,490
Who?
What?!
730
00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:23,770
Sean just wafted at me.
Did you see what he done last night?
731
00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:27,090
He wafted into his own face.
That's actually diabolical!
732
00:35:31,490 --> 00:35:33,450
Come on... What was you saying?
733
00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:35,610
What was I saying?
Pre-fart.
734
00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:37,570
I was saying how cute you all are,
and then you farted.
735
00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,290
Oh, I'll miss this show!
736
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:45,730
This season has had it all.
737
00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:47,570
It's been eight weeks of love,
sweat and tears.
738
00:35:47,610 --> 00:35:49,730
Mainly sweat, to be honest.
739
00:35:49,770 --> 00:35:53,330
How sweaty was I last night?
Oh, my God!
740
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:56,130
How what?
How sweaty was I last night?
741
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:59,090
Oh, my God... It's not even normal.
Sweaty shins!
742
00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:02,050
SHE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
Sweaty...
743
00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:04,370
Sweaty, sweaty!
Why are you...?
744
00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:06,970
Oh, my God, that was so funny.
Why are your shins sweaty, though?
745
00:36:07,010 --> 00:36:09,210
I was literally drenched.
746
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,970
I don't know why.
I was literally, like...
747
00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:12,530
I felt my pants,
and it was, like, soaking wet.
748
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:15,050
I was like, "What?
Have I just wet myself?"
749
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:19,090
Why are your shins sweaty?
I need to know.
750
00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:21,410
I don't get it.
That's so crazy.
751
00:36:21,450 --> 00:36:24,090
Honestly don't get it.
752
00:36:24,130 --> 00:36:26,370
I don't know anyone else
with "shetty"... My God!
753
00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:28,370
That's a bit of a tongue-twister.
I don't anyone else with...
754
00:36:28,410 --> 00:36:30,050
"Sean's schwetty schwins".
Sweaty shins.
755
00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:32,290
Sean's sweaty shins.
That's actually crazy.
756
00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:35,690
Like, how did your shins
produce sweat?
757
00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:38,130
I think they're sweaty now.
They are. I can feel 'em.
758
00:36:38,170 --> 00:36:40,010
I think that's you, though.
It's not!
759
00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:43,250
It's actually not,
cos my leg is dry.
760
00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:46,290
Apart from where
I'm touching your leg.
761
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,770
I'm not sure
Sweet Shop Sean's sweaty shins
762
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:51,490
should be shown on TV...
or streaming.
763
00:36:57,730 --> 00:36:59,330
The final is just two days away,
764
00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:02,890
and our five couples each settle
into a romantic date in the villa.
765
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,090
They may look all smooth now,
766
00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:08,330
but what you didn't see
was the boys' prep.
767
00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:11,730
Josh. Mm-hm? Your ting is...
You know your ting is on?
768
00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:14,650
Oh, my God!
769
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:17,210
Does that look like an M to you?
770
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:21,650
Er... Can't lie, bro. Not really.
What about that?
771
00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:27,650
Has anyone seen my sweets?
Sweets?
772
00:37:27,690 --> 00:37:29,730
The bouquet.
You know my little bouquet? Like...
773
00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:31,570
What, the green bowtie thing?
Yeah.
774
00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:33,410
I...
You put them out!
775
00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:34,730
LAUGHTER
776
00:37:34,770 --> 00:37:37,170
Sweet.
777
00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:43,130
Is this hot chocolate?
778
00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:45,570
Do you need help blowing?
It's all right.
779
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:49,210
You're out of breath.
Mate, I'm so out of breath.
780
00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:53,090
Ciaran! You all right?
All right, mate.
781
00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:54,930
Just tired from blowing up
so many balloons.
782
00:37:54,970 --> 00:37:57,810
Oh, Joey...
What?
783
00:37:57,850 --> 00:38:00,530
Do you wanna do that?
I have to, mate.
784
00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,610
Why? Have it as, like, a dip, bro.
I'm putting it back in.
785
00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:05,050
So, you don't put ketchup on there
and put it back in.
786
00:38:05,090 --> 00:38:07,610
Why not?
Nah, Joey, don't...
787
00:38:07,650 --> 00:38:09,570
Joey, don't do that.
788
00:38:09,610 --> 00:38:11,370
Has Sean started cooking his steak?
No.
789
00:38:11,410 --> 00:38:13,130
Has he started cooking
anything at all? No.
790
00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:14,410
So much pressure, man.
791
00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:17,410
Are any of youse absolutely boiling?
I'm sweating it out, brother.
792
00:38:17,450 --> 00:38:19,490
I'm sweating up, mate.
Literally sweating it out.
793
00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,770
It's...
794
00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:40,130
{\an8}And this week, I asked our Islanders
to do Islander impressions.
795
00:38:40,170 --> 00:38:42,890
{\an8}I can't do impressions at all!
796
00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:44,810
This is gonna go horribly wrong.
797
00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:47,330
"My name's Ciaran. I'm from Wales."
798
00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:48,810
If he's in a mood, "Nicole!"
799
00:38:48,850 --> 00:38:50,530
"Nicole!"
"Nicole!"
800
00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:52,890
"Would you tell Nicole
801
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:56,290
"that I'm dressed
as Crocodile Dundee tonight?"
802
00:38:56,330 --> 00:39:02,890
"Say swear." "Say swear."
"What? I never knew that."
803
00:39:02,930 --> 00:39:07,810
Mimii's just like, "Ha-ha." When
she laughs, she just goes, "Ah-ha!"
804
00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:11,650
"Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee-hee."
Or she sneezes like, "Chew."
805
00:39:11,690 --> 00:39:14,450
"Chew!" "Chew!"
"Chew!"
806
00:39:14,490 --> 00:39:17,490
"Er, Joey,
d'you wanna go for a chat?"
807
00:39:17,530 --> 00:39:23,090
"I'm just sitting here on my own."
"I'm not backing Gerry, yeah."
808
00:39:23,330 --> 00:39:23,410
"I'm just
809
00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:23,650
"I'm just sitting
810
00:39:23,690 --> 00:39:23,850
"I'm just sitting here
811
00:39:23,890 --> 00:39:23,970
"I'm just sitting here on
812
00:39:24,010 --> 00:39:24,130
"I'm just sitting here on my
813
00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:24,290
"I'm just sitting here on my own."
814
00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:24,490
"I'm just sitting here on my own."
"I'm
815
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:24,610
"I'm not
816
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:24,850
"I'm not backing
817
00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:25,050
"I'm not backing Joey,
818
00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:25,850
"I'm not backing Joey, yeah."
819
00:39:25,890 --> 00:39:26,050
"I'm not backing Joey, yeah."
820
00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:27,850
"When Joey's in the wrong,
I'm gonna back him."
821
00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:29,690
"Right, ladies!"
"You're a heart-shaped peach."
822
00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:31,530
"Giant Strawb."
"Pair of fangs."
823
00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,770
"Because you've gotta get
your teeth stuck into everyone."
824
00:39:34,810 --> 00:39:36,890
"I know what everyone's
been saying about me."
825
00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:40,930
"I'm just obsessed with you."
"I'm obsessed with you, Ayo."
826
00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:44,130
"Say it back." "I'm obsessed
with you, Ayo, say it back."
827
00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:47,570
There going, "I'm so obsessed
with you, say it back."
828
00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:50,090
BAD WELSH ACCENT:
"Ciaran, you're so lush."
829
00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:53,610
What the fuck was that?
"Ciaran..." "Ciaran..."
830
00:39:53,650 --> 00:39:59,250
"Oh, here, Ciar, you're doing
my head in.""Who's Emma?"
831
00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:03,930
Josh is like,
"Oh, you good, Jess, yeah?"
832
00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:06,250
"Mimes, want some breakfast?"
"D'you want some breakfast?
833
00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:08,330
"Are you hungry, have you eaten?"
"Yeah, steady.
834
00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:10,170
"Yeah, you good, yeah?"
CHUCKLES
835
00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:13,410
Matilda's got this very
unique laugh, I always hear it.
836
00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:15,530
It's like...
MIMICS LAUGH
837
00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:18,370
"Aah!" "Ooh-ooh-ooh!"
HE CHUCKLES
838
00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:20,930
"My name's Joey Essex,
and I'm the king wafta,
839
00:40:20,970 --> 00:40:23,450
"no-one wafts like me,
d'you know what I mean?"
840
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,210
"Sausage sarn."
"Garlic naan." "Genaan?"
841
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,690
"I wasn't on a secret mish,
I was employed, genaan?"
842
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:32,210
"When I say mission, you say..."
No, oh, yeah.
843
00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:34,690
"When I see secret, you say..."
844
00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:52,730
IAIN: That's it from...
..for this series.
845
00:40:52,770 --> 00:40:57,610
Hey, guys, welcome back to my vlog.
What is up?
846
00:40:57,650 --> 00:41:01,210
# There's a place that I go... #
The final is just days away,
847
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,450
which means this is the last
unseen bit of the series.
848
00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:06,690
Hi, guys!
849
00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,610
So I'm gonna swipe back
through my reels...
850
00:41:08,650 --> 00:41:11,330
Yes, Maya, looking reem.
..and get all in my feels.
851
00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:15,810
Argh! Do that one more time.
HE HUFFS
852
00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:18,650
It's gonna be totes emosh.
Cue the dramatic slow mo...
853
00:41:18,690 --> 00:41:23,170
It's not opening. ..and the clips of
islanders you can barely remember.
854
00:41:23,210 --> 00:41:26,370
Let's do it.
It's the end of the series.
855
00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:29,410
Unseen Bits seen bits
end-of-the-series montage.
856
00:41:29,450 --> 00:41:34,650
# Whatever, whatever
We were never good together... #
857
00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:39,410
THEY SHRIEK
# Truth is I never cared... #
858
00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:44,410
"Tonight, on Love Island."
Who wants to pop a spot on my arse?
859
00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:47,810
My toes are naughty, look at these.
SHE SHRIEKS
860
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:50,930
# Won't see me cry no tears... #
GROANS
861
00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,610
# Whatever, whatever
Won't see me cry no tears... #
862
00:41:54,650 --> 00:42:01,010
Ooh! See, you've got layers,
you're a fun guy. You're funny.
863
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:04,010
See, you're just bending
and breathing. Oh?
864
00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:09,010
SQUAWKS
One more. I'm gonna be sick.
865
00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:11,930
Would you rather have a bit
of broccoli for a vagina,
866
00:42:11,970 --> 00:42:15,130
or asparagus for earwax?
Asparagus. Yeah.
867
00:42:15,170 --> 00:42:17,370
I really don't know how this works.
You're the salt to my pepper.
868
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:20,370
Oh, my God.
BURPS
869
00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:22,930
You're the peanut to my butter.
BURPS AND LAUGHS
870
00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:26,050
The marsh to my mallow. Aah!
BELCHES
871
00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:28,530
You're the baked to my beans.
872
00:42:28,570 --> 00:42:30,250
One thing I like
about people is noses.Really?
873
00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:33,250
Yeah.Do I love my slippers
more than Nicole?
874
00:42:33,290 --> 00:42:37,010
I think I'd be quite a good
Prime Minister. I think you would.
875
00:42:37,050 --> 00:42:41,930
I would make nails free to girls,
I would make her free to girls.
876
00:42:42,170 --> 00:42:42,250
I would
877
00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:42,370
I would make
878
00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:42,610
I would make nails
879
00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:42,810
I would make nails free
880
00:42:42,850 --> 00:42:42,930
I would make nails free to
881
00:42:42,970 --> 00:42:43,170
I would make nails free to girls,
882
00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:43,370
I would make nails free to girls,
I
883
00:42:43,410 --> 00:42:43,490
I would
884
00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:43,690
I would make
885
00:42:43,730 --> 00:42:43,930
I would make
886
00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:44,930
hair free to girls.
887
00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:47,450
If you ever see a polar bear,
just, like, flex your muscles.
888
00:42:47,490 --> 00:42:49,530
What liquids are you putting
in your fingers? Petrol, Mayo...
889
00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:51,970
Lip gloss. Yeah.
Perfume. Mm-hm.
890
00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:54,130
Ice coffee. Oh, yes.
Konnor with a K.
891
00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:56,610
ALL:Konnor with a K.
You wanna game?
892
00:42:56,650 --> 00:42:59,050
Are you joking? Course I wanna game.
I want a game.
893
00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:03,570
I also want a biscuit. Oh, no.
Beanbags in the pool.
894
00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:06,690
Does anyone ever lie down
and just shake their arse?
895
00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:08,530
Are we melons, no?
Are we doughnuts, no?
896
00:43:08,570 --> 00:43:11,690
I'm a rock star.
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
897
00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:15,850
Pardon me?What's boner?
THEY LAUGH
898
00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:20,330
Rah! Couples flossing.
Aaah! My bum's out.
899
00:43:20,370 --> 00:43:24,770
THEY CHUCKLE
Keep going.
900
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,730
# Won't see me cry no tears... #
THEY GRUNT
901
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:31,730
Huh! Huh! Huh!
# Won't see me cry no tears... #
902
00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:36,570
What a life.
SMACKS LIPS
903
00:43:36,610 --> 00:43:43,410
# Whatever, whatever
Won't see me cry no tears... # Mm.
904
00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:49,090
IAIN: That's Love Island:
Unseen Bits signing off for 2024.
905
00:43:49,130 --> 00:43:52,170
Enjoy the final
and see you next series
906
00:43:52,210 --> 00:43:56,090
for more Love Island: Unseen Bits.
907
00:43:56,130 --> 00:43:59,170
Oh, my God, it's still recording.
M'kay.
908
00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:01,410
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