# Let's have some fun! #
IAIN STIRLING: It's been eight weeks of love...
SCREAMS ..sweat...
D'you wanna sweat your shins?
..and cheers. SCREAMS
We now have reached the final passion-filled moments
of our epic journey of romance. Oh!
It's an emotional moment... SCREAMS
TEARFULLY: ..and I'm struggling to find the right words
to describe how I'm feeling.
Got it on. Sausage sarn!
Not quite, Joey.
Tonight is all about celebrating a stellar series
by getting dressed up...
You mean nuttin' to me! ..dancing, singing...
I'm gonna make a mess.
..and taking their talents to new heights.What?
Our boys will shop till they drop. Tres bacon. Gracias.
And you think that's a shock?
He's got big balls.
Be warned, the quips we have in store are so intense,
they could break your eyes.
I felt it pop in my mouth.
Let's get this party started.
This is the final Love Island: Unseen Bits of 2024.
Much better than the rest of the show for me.
THEME TUNE PLAYS
THEME FROM 'CHARIOTS OF FIRE' PLAYS
IAIN: Like the Olympic flame, the villa fire pit burns eternal
as we approach the finishing line of this record-breaking series.
The race for love is entering its closing stages,
but who will become our gold-medal grafters
and claim Love Island glory?
The anticipation coming from the romantic village is palpable.
I can't wait to watch Unseen Bits. Yeah! See what they've shown.
I don't blame you, Matilda.
It's the final Love Island: Unseen Bits of the series.
If you ask me, it's a personal best.
# Stay the night. #
We love! We love! We love!
# Baby, we can bring the music Back to life. #
And we're throwing an unforgettable closing ceremony
of unseen Olympic events...
LAUGHTER
..like kitchen parkour... Ay, these guys are nuts, bro.
..bedroom piggybacking... SCREAMS
..the 400 m relay Grace. I hate the floor!
So get in the swim with some synchronised dancing...
# Cos I've been missing you. #
..because team LI is in record-breaking,
nerve-shattering form.
THEY YELL
Are you serious right now! I jumped a flipping mile!
Get ready for thumb Olympic competition.
BOTH: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
Why are you doing that?
Look how big your thumb is compared to mine.
I've got big, long fingers.
SHE GASPS
No!
You can't pull your hand away, Mimii,
you have to keep your hand there. Stop pulling your hand away.
Stop cheating now. I'm not cheating.
How am I cheating?
..two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
# Stay the n-night, night, night. #
IAIN: I've checked back, and there was no cheating.
We're all winners here,
as we're in the final Love Island: Unseen Bits 2024.
Tonight...
Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.
Our friendship's done. Just move on, mate.
You're jarring, mate.
IAIN: What's happened? Is Sean and Joey's relationship toast?
When we get on the outside, you know,
you are gonna have disagreements. Other people's opinions.
And that's OK. And a lot more.
Yeah.
It's like when you have beans on toast in the morning... Yeah.
I have my beans on the side, not on the toast. Oh, really?
Yeah. I couldn't...
D'you have your beans on the toast?
I have it on the toast.
That's what I'm saying, but I don't have it on the toast.
I can't believe you do that.
I can't believe that you have your beans on your toast.
I can't believe you have it on the side, that's so weird.
Yeah, but I don't like soggy bread. Soggy bread for life.
It's beans ON toast for a reason. Says it in the name, not...
I know, but that's just the name of it. ..beans SIDE toast.
Beans are a separate thing to toast,
so why don't you just have them on the side?
Yeah, but it's ON the toast.
Yeah, but when you have a full English breakfast,
they're not on the toast. They're on the side.
It's a full English... beans wherever they are.
Well, I disagree. Well, that's it.
You're telling me...
If that makes you happy, you can do that.
You're telling me that you have your beans on toast,
but what you're trying to say is when you have your toast,
your beans are on the toast and turn it into soggy bread. Yeah.
But you like that? Yeah.
I think that's muggy. You're a jar.
That's not cool. Can't believe it.
No, I don't do soggy bread. Nothing wrong with soggy bread.
GROANS
Why?! Why?! Why?
We need to air out what is going on between us. Yeah.
Need to squash it, move on.
Mate, we need to squash it bad, mate.
Maybe I'll pull you for a chat later or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will.
IAIN: Well, you're both wrong.
Toast on top of the beans is the only way to go.
Don't argue! I'll fight anyone who disagrees.
Matilda, I need to get the builders into do a bit of work on the Villa.
Can you just tap that wall for me?
TAPPING
MIMII CLICKS FINGERS
Somebody rap.
Yo! My name is Tilda.
Some people call me a builder.
OTHERS: Mmm!
Yeah, I'm in Love Island. Love Island.
People call me... Byland. Byland.
Said yo... I'm a G. G.
You are a flea. Flea.
Your dad is a G. G!
Mimii.
Yeah, looks nice. And your face is...
..slipping out of rice.
TAPPING AND CLICKING CONTINUES
Spicy. Spicy rice. RAPPING
Yo, Jessie in the house. House.
I'm looking at your dress. Dress... dress to impress.
Heyyy!
I wanna get undressed. THEY YELL
I'm gonna make a mess.
Nobody stress. Ohhh!
Can I get a... Can I get a... TAPS
Oh, it's a fast one! Bacon... sausage!
Gonna... bbblinng.
MUTTERS NONSENSE WORDS
SQUEALING
Sorry, I lost my words!
IAIN: Oh, that happens to me all the time.
Sometimes I'm saying a line of voice-over
and then suddenly I just can't sp... HE TAILS OFF
It's been an emotional roller-coaster of make-ups
and break-ups this summer
and the Islanders have the deepest questions on their mind.
Oh, bang, into existence right now, yeah - you look out there,
what would you rather, dinosaurs or aliens?
Aliens. Dinosaurs would just eat us.
Aliens would annihilate you. Just straight away.
Aliens have a history of probably trying to learn us. Oh, that's true.
Yeah, but any time I've seen aliens in a movie,
they don't kill people all the time. Yeah, they take all their brains.
That's a film.We do have more chance to fight with dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs will just come and eat you, they're not...
It's a myth, I would just come and blow it up.
Aliens probably got all the material and stuff where they can survive.
Much more... guns. I think I could reason with aliens.
But is that a risk you wanna take?
No, cos they could just look into your eyes
and zoom and stuff like that.
Yeah, read your mind. Yeah, see that we're all pure.
Aliens have some sort of rational... they're rational.
And what would you rather watch,
Dinosaur Island or Alien Love Island?
Dinosaur Island, for sure.
If a long dinosaur neck just ate the tree over there...
on Love Island, that'd be cooked.
IAIN: Oi, you diplodocus, stop nibbling the trees!
I'll lose my deposit on the villa.
Islanders standing around the fire pit.
Dramatic pauses.
What has gone down in the villa?
If only there was a vlogger I could watch
to help me straighten things out.
Any recommendations, Reuben? What is up?
What is up, guys!
Ladies and gentlemen, the final re-coupling.
THEY CHEER Love Island 2024.
I've got to tune into this.
I'll just scroll back through Reuben's reels and take a look.
Ay, 'sup, guys? We are live.
Hang on, that's Lola! Wrong night.
Ah, here it is. Ah, that's sweet. But not the video looking for.
This must be it.
What is up, guys? Hang on, that's Ayo!
What's he doing there?
What is up, guys?! Ladies and gentlemen...
Yes, this is the one.
..the final re-coupling.
D'oh, buffering, you've lost me. Good name for a sit com, though.
HE LAUGHS
Over and out. Bye, vlog.
Over and out, guys. Over and out.
Over and out, guys!
TEXT ALERT
I've got a text.
You lying? No.
Nicole, you're being dumped from the Island
for having the eggiest farts in the villa.
"Eggiest farts." LAUGHTER
No, we need an award thing. You know, that award challenge.
IAIN: Ask and you shall receive, Mimii.
Earlier this week, the main show broadcast
the most prestigious event of the awards season, the Grafties.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Which turned into the Dumpies for Harry and Lola.
You have received the fewest votes
and are therefore dumped from the Island.
No!
Please leave immediately.
And the remaining Islanders ended up getting the Humpies...
Do you still fancy each other, yes or not?
The question is, do you still fancy her?!
ALL:Oh! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
..followed by the Numpties.
THEY LAUGH
So I present to you the Unseen Bits awards...
First off, most...
And the nominees are... Grace!
MATILDA GASPS There's a spider on you, Grace.
Where?! Where?! Where?! Where?
Where was it? It was on your chest.
It literally crawled over your chest. Was it big?
I'm so... GRACE SQUEALS
Joey.
Oi. Oi! Nah, you have got a bug on your bed, Joey.
Whack that right now! SHE SCREAMS
Actually, that's Grace again.
THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
Chill, bro!
And Jessy. SHE SCREAMS
SHE CLEARS THROAT
And the winner is... Grace.
Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Next up, we usher in the wind of change with the award for...
I mean...
Sean!
Yeah, you need... You need... HE FARTS
OK. I'm not shaking after that, mate. That one's for you.
LAUGHTER
Man just farted on cam and blew it.
Nicole!
I was like, I've taken a lot of shit.
NICOLE FARTS
THEY LAUGH You're such a little farter.
Ciaran. It's going to be a...
HE FARTS ..day.
Eurgh!
And the winner is Nicole!
CHEERING
And now for an Unseen Bits special Daftie Award
for Most Epic Fail... I mean, Fall!
Agh! LAUGHTER
Oh, fucking hell, Harriett!
Oh! Nearly fell over. Uh-oh.
Oh! Oh, my God. Not again, girl! Not again!
Unfortunately, Harriett can't be here to accept the award,
so Nicole will be stepping in for her.
Careful on the way up to the podium, Nicole.
As every Love Island superfan knows, in the villa,
it's all about lipsing, grafting and finding the one.
And finally, after eight weeks,
our Islanders are ready to make declarations of love.
I just love food. I just fucking love food too much.
Same!
Anything like that, like a pasty,
like, any baked stuff out of, like... puff pastry stuff or,
like, apple turnovers or anything filled with cream and...
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, I could eat now. Yeah, I... There's this baker's...
There's this baker's in my town. It is so good.
I can't wait to take you there. Literally, they do everything.
I was just saying to the girls, I don't think I've ever had a pie.
You haven't? I don't think so.
Hello, is that Greggs in Hertford?
I'd like to book a table for two for next week, please.
What's my favourite flower? Oh, shit.
Erm, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mm-hm.
A pink "philinese". Close. But no.
A pink "philinese"? No.
A pink... A pink, erm... Don't tell me, cos I will get it.
I'm not gonna tell you. "Philinese".
No.
HE SIGHS So jarring...
A pink "flanamise".
Well, just... No, no, is it a country?
No. Does it sound like a country?
No. Oh, fuck knows. I don't... Honestly, babe, I can't do it.
Do you want me to tell you? Go on, tell me. I'm sorry.
Peonies. Peonies.
"Peonies" can we have some more?
Look at the moon. Shit!
How is the moon out right now? That's the question.
You don't know the answer? No? No.
I must google that when I get home. Yeah.
But also, is the moon... is the moon bigger than the Earth?
Who told you that? THEY LAUGH
Me! I told her!
I also told Joey it was made of cream cheese.
Now he's convinced the moon is just a giant Babybel.
Guys, I've got a joke. Do you wanna here a dad joke? Yes!
OK. I'm gonna try now. OK, so...
So, a guy walks into the pet shop, and he goes,
"Hi, mate, I'm looking for some bees."
He said, "OK, mate, that's fine. How many bees are you looking for?"
He says, "Erm, 13 bees." So he says, "OK, mate, that's fine."
So he goes to the back of the shop, puts 13 bees in the bag,
he comes to the counter, and he gives the guy the bees.
And he says, "There you go, mate." The guy looks in the bag and says...
What did he say, Jessica?
We'll have to come back to find out!
That is what you call hashtag...
What even is that?
IAIN STIRLING: That, Sean, is what you call "hashtag Unseen Bits".
# I got a love that's for real... #
The show where you find out things you never knew about our Islanders.
He's got big balls. And I mean that...
What's the word? Metaphorically. Metaphorically.
You can never let your guard down when we're around.
Agh! SHRIEKING
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God! Ohhhhhh!
So stay safe out there...
OK. I think this is ribbed.
..because with cameras all over the villa,
we capture all the best moments.
# I feel it deep in my heart I got a love that's for real... #
Earlier on,
Jessica was about to drop an un-bee-lievable joke, but...
So, he goes to the back of the shop, puts 13 bees in the bag,
he comes to the counter, and he gives the guy the bees.
And he says, "There you go, mate."
The guy looks in the bag and says, "Mate, there's 14 bees in here."
He said, "Yeah, that's a free bee." Awwwww!
Is this a maths joke? I'm confused! Sorry, honey, but I don't get it.
I like that, I like that! Get it? "Free bee"?
Hi, guys! Welcome to my Get Ready With Me.
Hi, guys. Welcome to Tilda's Get Ready With Her.
Say hello, everyone. Hey, girl!
Thanks, Matilda. That's just in time.
The final is only two days away. I need help with my make-up.
And you just dot this all over. Dotting it, dotting it.
Give it a good rub in. Just get nice and glowy.
Yeah, feeling glowy. Stunning.
Stunning. What's next?
I'm gonna spritz my face with this.
Oh, I've got it in my eyes!
You wanna dot this all over. Great. More dotting.
Squeeze it out. Dot this all about.
OK, the dots are on.
Guys, the next step is Too Faced concealer in the shade almond.
"All-mond". Almond. Almond.
I've only got cashew-coloured concealer here. Is that OK?
Balance it all in.
# Nico-o-ole In the Get Ready With Me. #
Next step... What do I do next?
Don't ask me. I'm officially lost.
Do you know you're supposed to film it as you're doing it? Oh!
So you're like, "This is... da-da-da."
I did. I was holding the products. Oh!
Thanks, Grace. Tell me about it! I'm going in blind here.
This is my finished make-up look, guys.
Glowy bronze-y.
"Blowy bronze-y"? I'm more "mushy blushy".
Guys, this is the finished look.
Ah, what are the chances?
That's the pink dress I'm wearing to the party.
Hope I don't bump into Matilda. It would be totally awks.
# Me espresso. #
# Now there's a word That I don't understand
# I hear it every day From my old man
# It may be Cockney rhyming slang
# It ain't in no school book... #
You know what's reem about reality TV star Joey Essex?
It's all those words he's trying to add to the dictionary - "genaan".
Garlic naan. "Garlic naan"!
You're not saying "garlic"...?
Where's this "garlic naan" coming from?
LAUGHTER
You know "genaan"? Yeah.
Sausage sarn.
Garlic naan. LAUGHTER
Where you going for a sausage sarn? I get it.
It basically means, "Do you know?"
"Do you know?" "Garlic naan." OK! It's the code word for "genaan".
LAUGHTER
Just in case you want to tell someone,
"Do you know what I'm saying?"
but you don't actually wanna admit that you're saying "genaan".
You just say, "Garlic naan." Garlic naan...
We've got a codeword for, "You know what I mean?"
and now we have a codeword for the codeword of,
"You know what I mean?"
LAUGHS
Confused? Don't be.
It's just old-fashioned Essex rhyming slang.
Genaan, garlic naan, sausage sarn...
"Is that my nan?!"
Which, of course, means, "Time to meet the fam."
Sean! Tilda!
# We are family... #
Who's that? Oh, my God, that's my mum.
That's your mum? And sister.
# I've got all my sisters With me... #
IAIN: Yes, it was meet the family and friends this week,
and the sound recording crew had to buy
new microphones after this, as the screams reached new highs.
THEY SCREAM AND SQUEAL
Oh, Bolaji! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
Come and give me a cwtch!
THEY SQUEAL
Oh, my God! THEY SIGH DEEPLY
I thought it was three bombshells. I thought it was four bombshells.
SHE SQUEALS
I thought it was a bombshell!
IAIN: Actually, those new arrivals created a lot of attention.
Oh, her dad's so cool. Oh, my gosh, he's a DILF.
Her dad is exactly how I thought you would look.
Silver fox. Her dad is beautiful, and so is her mum.
He's so fit. He's so fit.
Why is it with her dad so fit, though?
Oh, my gosh. Her dad is gorge. THEY LAUGH
So cute.
Yeah! Yeah! Such a DILF. He is!
And he looks like he owns yachts or, like... I dunno, land.
And he just looked so bougie. And I was like, "Oh!"
You know, if Sean don't get his shit together,
then I might have to be sliding in. Soz!
IAIN: Soz accepted, Matilda.
You girls can keep Jessy's dad.
Ciaran's dad has a certain alluring style about him.
Maybe it's his taste in TV.
My favourite bit are The Unseen Bits, though.
Ah, Dad, don't even... Do I wanna know? Yeah. No, no.
It's much better than the rest of the show for me.
And, like you, it's been great to see Ciaran doing Ciaran.
Yeah. Yeah.
Cos the way you've acted is exactly how you've been at home.
Yeah. Like, with your mum, you know? Yeah.
I've got a T-shirt with "DILF" on it.
I thought it was, "Doesn't Iain look fit?"
THEY SHRIEK AND CHEER
This week saw our Islanders showcasing
their impressive and varied talents...
Oh, my God! 'Ey, yo, lit!
..and some took the challenge to new heights.
What? Is that Jessy? THEY SQUEAL
But before the show began,
the Islanders channelled their inner drama queen.
Do you know what's sexy? Like, to hula hoop.
ALL:Yeah!
Do you know? Be like, with the waist,
and they're like, go up, and then, like, down.
I can hula. Shut up!
Yeah. You're hard.
I know.
I'm scared about what the boys are doing.
No-one actually knows what's to come tonight, and it's freaking me out.
IAIN: You're right, girls. Showbiz is a hard graft.
Luckily, the boys are busy working on their side hustle.
You genuinely look like a school PE teacher.
This is going, "Oh, you forgot your kit?
"Go in lost and found."
That's what it is, right? Right, boys, quiet, listen up!
LAUGHTER Today, we are going to play
a nice game of handball.
But first, what do we need to do
before we start any sort of exercise?
We need to warm the muscles up.
Reuben, please tell me why we warm the muscles up.
To stop injury, sir. To prevent injuries.
Well done, Reuben. One house point for you.
Make sure you tell your form teacher.
Whoo-hoo!
OK. Right, so, jogging on the spot, everyone.
Let's go, let's go. Jogging on the spot.
Sean, you're not better than everyone. Up we go.
Jogging on the spot. Thank you, right.
Ready? And... Touch your toes.
Oh-oh! Oh! Oh! Stiffing hell. I'm not bending over.
So I might pop out. Three, four five, six.
And nice lunge.
Oh! One, two, three, four...
I'm tired, sir! ..five, six.
Well, if you actually had some food at break,
you wouldn't be feeling tired, would you?
Exactly. So... Oh-ho-ho!
I hate this class! I ain't coming back.
Joshua, go stand outside for two minutes.
Come back in when you change your attitude.
Thank you. THEY SNORT
Yes, Mr Davies, sir.
Things seem quite peaceful in the villa today.
Something's not right.
You'll have to come back to find out...
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# I wanna feel the heat I wanna own the night... #
Wait, stop the music. MUSIC STOPS
I don't feel comfortable carrying on until Nicole's here.
Where is she?
SHOUTING: Nicole?
I can't see her anywhere. GIGGLING
There she is! Right, I think that's everyone. Let's continue.
No... Wait... We've lost Matilda. Where could she be?
You have got... You've got to be fucking jo...
I can see you!
Oh, never mind, I think I've found her. Back to it.
# Over... #
Thank you. We've got loads more iconic clips for you.
Look at that bee. That's iconic. Look, a bee on honey.
That is hilarious.
OK, we've got funnier clips than that,
so let's get cameras back in position
so we can continue with the bants.
Right, see right now, ready?
"Not even my own mother would speak to me that way."
"Sorry, I can't help where I stood."
"Come back to Pencoed, d'you know that?"
"Had this accident, you said in the DM."
GIGGLING
Before the break, things were eerily quiet,
but what happens next?
Rawr! SHRIEKING
GIGGLING
Now, balance is restored.
If you thought the Olympics was the best place to watch people
standing on podiums, you're wrong,
because this week, the Islanders took part in a couple of sorts.
"Which couple is the hottest?"
ALL:Ooh!
Guess we're the ugly three, then. We're the ugly couples!
Grace and Reuben were voted least likely to work on the outside,
resulting in them being dumped from the island.
GASPS
But it didn't take long for Grace and Reuben
to celebrate their first-place win.
You can get your roots done! I can get my roots done! Yes!
Oh, mate, is there any snacks? I might fucking steal some snacks.
Once they've packed, or got the others to pack for them...
How do you get emojis?
Guys, someone's gonna have to sit on it.
I can't do it. Are you guys good?
THEY ALL GROAN
Jessy, I don't think we can shut this.
I can! I can! GROANS
..there was only one thing left for Reuben to do.
What is up, guys?
We have just been kicked out of the Love Island villa.
What is going on right now, guys?
Honestly, it has been an absolute pleasure being here.
I've enjoyed every day and oh, my God, look who I've left with!
BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Now, if that isn't a win, I don't know what is.
BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho!
All right, over and out. I love you guys.
And sadly, that was it for Reuben's vlogs,
as villa rules clearly state that all phones
must be returned to production on departure.
Time now for another unseen clip
showing the ups and downs of life in the villa.
We've gotta see how many press-ups you two can do.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on, hold on, let's think of a forfeit for the loser.
Drink an egg, raw.
That's actually a really good forfeit.
Well, it's gonna be you anyway, so...
OK, ready? Three... Two... One... Go!
One... Two...
Let's speed this along.
You don't need to see all the press-ups.
The important thing is
that Joey definitely found it as difficult as Sean.
50... 51... 52... 53... 54...
55... 56... 57... 58... Shit!
Sean, you did so well. Too many waffles.
Sean, I'm so proud of you. You did really well there.
Shall we go and get your egg, Sean? Yeah?
Is it in there? Looks like it's in there.
It looks very raw. Very raw. It looks very raw.
It can't get any more raw-er than that.
Right. It's the rawest egg I've ever seen.
Cheers for today's gym session. Cheers.
I really appreciate it, Joey. No problem.
Thanks for taking part.
Egg-cellent work. Egg-cellent work.
Are you ready? Here you go. This is it.
Three... Two... One...
GIRLS RETCHING
Oh! I felt it pop in my mouth.
LAUGHTER
How was it, Sean? Pfft!
Would you do it again?
I'm egg-static about that.
That eggy is making me want to boff all over my microphone.
Left to their own devices in the villa, girls will be girls.
And as this unseen clip suggests, girls will also be boys.
Shall we do the impressions of the boys?
Joey's not got any distinctively Joey outfits.
Has he not got that carpet, Jessy?
Let me do Ayo's wardrobe.
Why do I like the jeans, though?
I feel like this is a good Ayo fit. That one uncle...
One bit tucked in, one tucked out.
His fucking Casa thing, it was literally like this...
Yeah, he was. He was sat there like...
He was a broken man.
Oh, my God, Jessy.
The only thing you could do for Ciaran is this.
DISTANT LAUGHTER
I just feel like, you know, like, you know, like,
everyone's got their opinion,
and I'm still allowed to say my opinion.
LAUGHTER
Sweet. Genaan. Genaan! Genaan!
Genaan! Genaan!
Joey, you're patronising me, man. You just patronising me.
You mean nothing to me.
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
Joey, I hear it, yeah? But what Josh is saying...
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
Bam, bam, bam!
What Josh is saying is... is that... What I think he's saying is that...
Like, you know, like... I hear it, but...
But do you want my real opinion? Do want my real opinion?
Ciaran! Ciaran!
Let's do a chest bump. Three, two, one, go!
THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
Chest bump! THEY CHEER
It's Eggy Boff.
IAIN: Oh, no, I'm not having this again.
THEY SNORT
LAUGHTER, TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!
When you have been in a villa for the past eight weeks,
it's the little things that count, eh, Ciaran?
We're going shopping! Yeah! Yay!
Splash the cash, baby! Let's go!
Let's do it! Uh! Shopping.
IAIN: Yes, shopping. Ciaran's specialist subject.
What was it, scan as you shop?
Yeah. CIARAN IMITATES BEEP
You use them things?
Yeah, fucking sick. I don't.
Mate, do you know when you go into Tesco, though, right?
And it's busy as fuck. It's just cheat code, mate.
Is it? But what... How does it work?
You go round, you're just, "Up, doon, doon, doon, doon."
You go to where you go to pay, where you usually scan,
and it literally just all comes up. And then you just...
I never do it. I'm so old school. I'm so old school, though.
DIAL TONE
IAIN: Hello, Stirling Taxies, I'm outside now.
One way trip to Magaluf, boys?
What? You wanna go to the shops? All right.
Sorry it's taking so long, boys,
having a bit of trouble getting out of first gear.
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. A-ha-ha, yes.
Are you a good chef? I'm a good chef.
Are you? I'm a rubbish chef. Honestly.
Do you say "tomat-oh" or do you say "tomat-uh"?
Tomat-oh. Tomat-oh.
Do you say tomat-uh? Tomat-uh. Tuh-tuh.
Do you know what that is? I think we should leave that one.
Do you know what it is, though? Not... Not a clue right now.
Three? Un, dos, trois.
That's French. Yes, tres bacon. Gracias.
LAUGHTER
I'm trying.
He's Welsh. "Tres bacon?!"
What's that? Some horny paper.
Horny. No, sorry - papel horno?
Oh, horno. Do you need that? We could use it to cook.
Do we need any bird food? Maybe not. I think no.
We don't need to feed any birds. Don't need no birds' food.
Do we need cat food? Um...no, we ain't got any cats.
No. SHOPKEEPER: Asi?
ALL MURMUR APPROVAL Oh, si!
Si. Perfecto, eh? Perfectos.
Muy bien. I know that one. Muy bien!
JOEY:I hope you brought your wallet.
It's on Joey's AMEX card.
Ah, yeah, wait, wait - Joey, who's paying for this?
Who's got any money?. I've got you. I'll pay
You get me lunch on the house. Oh, sweet.
Boys, let's go and cook for our girls.
Gracias.
Yes, boys. Come on, then. Let's go.
Where to next?
IAIN: I hope I can get out of first gear
or that ham's going to go off on the way back.
Oh, bugger.
# I got that feeling again... #
IAIN STIRLING: It's the final, final part of Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Get in formation!
We gotta do it at the same time! Yeah!
I don't know about you lot, but I'm so flippin' sad it's over.
They were both in a relationship with him, and...
No! GASPS
What was it? Where did that even go?
Where has your flip-flop gone? I've lost my flip.
Don't worry. We'll make sure to go out with a bang.
Bang, bang. Bang.
Because we've got a few more high-octane unseen clips for you
until we get to the end.
# I got that feeling again Like it's an endless summer
# I got that feeling again... #
So we'll throw in some more cute couple moments
just to soften the blow.
You know you have really small nipples?
Erm, noted. I like them, though.
Copy.
Your hair's boiling up, though. Fucking hell!
That's enough. You're gonna end up in hospital.
SEAN FARTS Oh!
What did you just do? He just farted!
Who? What?!
Sean just wafted at me. Did you see what he done last night?
He wafted into his own face. That's actually diabolical!
Come on... What was you saying?
What was I saying? Pre-fart.
I was saying how cute you all are, and then you farted.
Oh, I'll miss this show!
This season has had it all.
It's been eight weeks of love, sweat and tears.
Mainly sweat, to be honest.
How sweaty was I last night? Oh, my God!
How what? How sweaty was I last night?
Oh, my God... It's not even normal. Sweaty shins!
SHE SPEAKS GIBBERISH Sweaty...
Sweaty, sweaty! Why are you...?
Oh, my God, that was so funny. Why are your shins sweaty, though?
I was literally drenched.
I don't know why. I was literally, like...
I felt my pants, and it was, like, soaking wet.
I was like, "What? Have I just wet myself?"
Why are your shins sweaty? I need to know.
I don't get it. That's so crazy.
Honestly don't get it.
I don't know anyone else with "shetty"... My God!
That's a bit of a tongue-twister. I don't anyone else with...
"Sean's schwetty schwins". Sweaty shins.
Sean's sweaty shins. That's actually crazy.
Like, how did your shins produce sweat?
I think they're sweaty now. They are. I can feel 'em.
I think that's you, though. It's not!
It's actually not, cos my leg is dry.
Apart from where I'm touching your leg.
I'm not sure Sweet Shop Sean's sweaty shins
should be shown on TV... or streaming.
The final is just two days away,
and our five couples each settle into a romantic date in the villa.
They may look all smooth now,
but what you didn't see was the boys' prep.
Josh. Mm-hm? Your ting is... You know your ting is on?
Oh, my God!
Does that look like an M to you?
Er... Can't lie, bro. Not really. What about that?
Has anyone seen my sweets? Sweets?
The bouquet. You know my little bouquet? Like...
What, the green bowtie thing? Yeah.
I... You put them out!
LAUGHTER
Sweet.
Is this hot chocolate?
Do you need help blowing? It's all right.
You're out of breath. Mate, I'm so out of breath.
Ciaran! You all right? All right, mate.
Just tired from blowing up so many balloons.
Oh, Joey... What?
Do you wanna do that? I have to, mate.
Why? Have it as, like, a dip, bro. I'm putting it back in.
So, you don't put ketchup on there and put it back in.
Why not? Nah, Joey, don't...
Joey, don't do that.
Has Sean started cooking his steak? No.
Has he started cooking anything at all? No.
So much pressure, man.
Are any of youse absolutely boiling? I'm sweating it out, brother.
I'm sweating up, mate. Literally sweating it out.
It's...
And this week, I asked our Islanders to do Islander impressions.
I can't do impressions at all!
This is gonna go horribly wrong.
"My name's Ciaran. I'm from Wales."
If he's in a mood, "Nicole!"
"Nicole!" "Nicole!"
"Would you tell Nicole
"that I'm dressed as Crocodile Dundee tonight?"
"Say swear." "Say swear." "What? I never knew that."
Mimii's just like, "Ha-ha." When she laughs, she just goes, "Ah-ha!"
"Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee-hee." Or she sneezes like, "Chew."
"Chew!" "Chew!" "Chew!"
"Er, Joey, d'you wanna go for a chat?"
"I'm just sitting here on my own." "I'm not backing Gerry, yeah."
"I'm just
"I'm just sitting
"I'm just sitting here
"I'm just sitting here on
"I'm just sitting here on my
"I'm just sitting here on my own."
"I'm
"I'm not
"I'm not backing
"I'm not backing Joey,
"I'm not backing Joey, yeah."
"When Joey's in the wrong, I'm gonna back him."
"Right, ladies!" "You're a heart-shaped peach."
"Giant Strawb." "Pair of fangs."
"Because you've gotta get your teeth stuck into everyone."
"I know what everyone's been saying about me."
"I'm just obsessed with you." "I'm obsessed with you, Ayo."
"Say it back." "I'm obsessed with you, Ayo, say it back."
There going, "I'm so obsessed with you, say it back."
BAD WELSH ACCENT: "Ciaran, you're so lush."
What the fuck was that? "Ciaran..." "Ciaran..."
"Oh, here, Ciar, you're doing my head in.""Who's Emma?"
Josh is like, "Oh, you good, Jess, yeah?"
"Mimes, want some breakfast?" "D'you want some breakfast?
"Are you hungry, have you eaten?" "Yeah, steady.
"Yeah, you good, yeah?" CHUCKLES
Matilda's got this very unique laugh, I always hear it.
It's like... MIMICS LAUGH
"Aah!" "Ooh-ooh-ooh!" HE CHUCKLES
"My name's Joey Essex, and I'm the king wafta,
"no-one wafts like me, d'you know what I mean?"
"Sausage sarn." "Garlic naan." "Genaan?"
"I wasn't on a secret mish, I was employed, genaan?"
"When I say mission, you say..." No, oh, yeah.
"When I see secret, you say..."
IAIN: That's it from... ..for this series.
Hey, guys, welcome back to my vlog. What is up?
# There's a place that I go... # The final is just days away,
which means this is the last unseen bit of the series.
Hi, guys!
So I'm gonna swipe back through my reels...
Yes, Maya, looking reem. ..and get all in my feels.
Argh! Do that one more time. HE HUFFS
It's gonna be totes emosh. Cue the dramatic slow mo...
It's not opening. ..and the clips of islanders you can barely remember.
Let's do it. It's the end of the series.
Unseen Bits seen bits end-of-the-series montage.
# Whatever, whatever We were never good together... #
THEY SHRIEK # Truth is I never cared... #
"Tonight, on Love Island." Who wants to pop a spot on my arse?
My toes are naughty, look at these. SHE SHRIEKS
# Won't see me cry no tears... # GROANS
# Whatever, whatever Won't see me cry no tears... #
Ooh! See, you've got layers, you're a fun guy. You're funny.
See, you're just bending and breathing. Oh?
SQUAWKS One more. I'm gonna be sick.
Would you rather have a bit of broccoli for a vagina,
or asparagus for earwax? Asparagus. Yeah.
I really don't know how this works. You're the salt to my pepper.
Oh, my God. BURPS
You're the peanut to my butter. BURPS AND LAUGHS
The marsh to my mallow. Aah! BELCHES
You're the baked to my beans.
One thing I like about people is noses.Really?
Yeah.Do I love my slippers more than Nicole?
I think I'd be quite a good Prime Minister. I think you would.
I would make nails free to girls, I would make her free to girls.
I would
I would make
I would make nails
I would make nails free
I would make nails free to
I would make nails free to girls,
I
I would
I would make
hair free to girls.
If you ever see a polar bear, just, like, flex your muscles.
What liquids are you putting in your fingers? Petrol, Mayo...
Lip gloss. Yeah. Perfume. Mm-hm.
Ice coffee. Oh, yes. Konnor with a K.
ALL:Konnor with a K. You wanna game?
Are you joking? Course I wanna game. I want a game.
I also want a biscuit. Oh, no. Beanbags in the pool.
Does anyone ever lie down and just shake their arse?
Are we melons, no? Are we doughnuts, no?
I'm a rock star. Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Pardon me?What's boner? THEY LAUGH
Rah! Couples flossing. Aaah! My bum's out.
THEY CHUCKLE Keep going.
# Won't see me cry no tears... # THEY GRUNT
Huh! Huh! Huh! # Won't see me cry no tears... #
What a life. SMACKS LIPS
# Whatever, whatever Won't see me cry no tears... # Mm.
IAIN: That's Love Island: Unseen Bits signing off for 2024.
Enjoy the final and see you next series
for more Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Oh, my God, it's still recording. M'kay.
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