IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
Let's go! CHEERING
That's my girlfriend! ..the talent show...
Oh, my God.
MATILDA: Matilda and Sean kiss. Mwah!
..got tasty... Oh!
Ah! You're smashing it!
When I say secret, you say mission!
Secret...
CRICKETS CHIRP Anyone?
LAUGHS
Yeah! I love it!
That's talent, right there.
Oh, my God! I was not expecting that!
PLAYS TUNELESSLY
Beautiful. CHEERING
Yes, Mimii! Where we going?!
And most importantly, the cream.
Candyman!
Mimii, giant strawberry goes to you.Thank you, love.
We've got an all-time favourite
for you, Josh, today - the sour dummy.
I think we have a clear winner, guys.
Clear winner - Jessy? Yeah!
IAIN STIRLING: Tonight...
You're basically antagonising me, bro.
I'm not antagonising you. You are antagonising me.
I'm getting antagonised. You've antagonised me.
..the heat... It's tedious.
Idiots, man. TEXT ALERT
..is... "It's time to find out
"how the public ranks your relationships."
..rising.
"Which couple is least likely to work on the outside?"
GASPS
I'm so livid right now, guys.
♪ Under the moon we come alive Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ No, nobody can take Take, take ♪
♪ Take, take this night ♪
IAIN STIRLING: At the talent show,
Mimii sang A Thousand Miles.
Oh, Josh, tell Mimii what happened
to the wine glass you were holding
when Mimii hit that tricky high note.
You smashed it. No!
You did. I actually didn't.
No, honestly, you smashed it.
I don't know where that came from.
No. I knew you could sing.
I was more nervous than you.
What, for me? Yeah.
Because what if I mess up my pancakes and waffles?
Really? No. Yeah, man.
You ate it. You ate that. Yeah. Did you like it?
Yeah, I did. You gave me a ten, too.Mm-hm.
Come on. Thank you.
Man, what did you think of everyone else's performance?
Sean, he was rude. That was a rude comment.
I didn't appreciate that, either.
That's what affects me.
I feel like I'm here to defend you as well,
and I don't want no-one
to ever make you feel a type of way.
When I see stuff like that, it makes you realise,
"OK, you're not really my type of person."Yeah, 100%.
"So I'm gonna distance myself."Yeah, same.
I think Josh is mad.
Josh is probably, like, aggy with me.
MATILDA:Surely he's not gonna be annoyed.
I don't think he will. I think you'll be fine.
He usually takes, you know, banter.Yeah.
It was a sweet roast. Yeah.
You all right, bro?
Yo, yo, yo.
Proud of you guys.Youse two. You actually smashed that.
So proud of you guys, man.
What did you think? You genuinely smashed that.
What, my rap? That was so good.
Where on earth did you get that passion to do that?
I got trained by German circus professionals.Why?
Why? How did you end up there?
To walk in the Rugby World Cup parade in Leicester.
What the heck? What did...?
Did you think Josh took...? I don't know...
I'm not sure he was too pleased about that one.
No, he don't look too happy, does he?No.
You called him a sour dummy. A dummy.A sour dummy, yeah.
I think the upsetting thing about it is it's not...
it's not what we're saying.
I think it's the reality and the truth that does hurt.
It's quite a hard thing to sort of get on with.
What, the terrace thing? Yeah.Hm.
But they've spoken about it. They've squashed it now.
He's seen the clip.
I think that he'll understand that it was obviously said
in a light-hearted way, that you called him a sour dummy.
It was like... a sweet roast,
not like a... absolute grilling.
Cos no-one got grilled.
I feel like my performance tonight was very sweet.
'Obviously dropped a few little things.'
Nothing major, though, in my opinion, and, yeah...
Chat? Nah.
No? Nah.
You want to talk about that? Yeah.
One second, I've got to have a chat with Sean. Hold on.
Oh, shit.
You can't be arsed with it?
It's a conversation... That they need.
It's pointless at this point, but...
Yeah. Erm, yeah.
Obviously, after that... Uh-huh?
..I can see that tension's pretty high.
It was all quite light-hearted, so...
I just felt like it was, erm...
a little bit uncalled for.
Ideally, I would have preferred you not to have made
a comment about such a touchy subject...
Right...cos you and Joey made your comments, secret mission.
Right, I appreciate that, and I apologise for that.Mm.
You know, I felt like we all knew
how we all felt about our couples,
and I felt like all of that had actually been squashed.
It was all quite light-hearted,
and I didn't think it would actually
spark this big a reaction,
so I was thinking nothing by it.
Yeah, but if you've moved on from it,
why are you still making jokes?
No, I thought YOU had moved on.
Everyone was aware of one another's couples and situations.
How can you say we're over something
and then you're still talking about it?
I thought everyone was over it,
to be honest with you. Nah.
Bro, honestly, if it's a thing where this is you apologising,
I don't feel like taking it, to be honest,
cos I just don't believe you're not gonna bring it up again.
I don't feel like it's sincere.
Josh is upset about, like, me mentioning..
the whole terrace situation.
Honestly, I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm upset.
What, the secret mission? I'm more... I'm just fed up.
Why's everyone gathering around the fire pit?
WHISPERS: Why is Ayo going over there?
CIARAN: Cos he's gonna mediate it.
For Ayo, innit?
I just thought everyone was in a strong position,
like, by saying it,
would cause anything cos everyone was...
everyone was aware of everyone's situation.
But, Sean, if you say it to me, "Josh, you're a dummy,"
do you think I'm just gonna laugh at that?
Like, "Ha-ha, that was funny"? Know what I'm saying?
Get a closer listen in.
This was always bound to happen.
Sean said, "You're a dummy," and that's...
For someone like Josh to hear another man call him a dummy,
he's gonna take that...
Of course, of course. Do you know what I mean?
I don't personally think it's that deep
that you need to get so upset about it.
Yeah, but, Joey, in your rap, you were saying,
"Everyone say secret mission, secret mission."
It was like, all right, cool, you lot are just...
you are buzzing me right now.
Because it's light-hearted. It's not really.
For Josh's sake, I understand where he's coming from.
Which was a touchy subject to others.
It's not very light-hearted. Hmm.
It's got to a point where I'm fed up when it comes to you two
because you're antagonising me, bro.
No-one is antagonising you. Basically antagonising me.
You are antagonising me. I'm getting antagonised, bro.
You've antagonised me a few times.
But, Sean, you are one of the main culprits
when it comes to this, that keeps bringing it up,
whether it's your opinion or not.
Because what you need to understand
is it's not just me, bro.
It's Ayo, it's Jess, it's Mimii, bro.
If the people involved are good... Are backing each other.
..why are you still pressed about the situation?Mmm.
It's just jarring that Sean keeps saying,
"It's left, it's left, it's left,"
but every chance you get,
you poke, you poke, you poke. Mm.
And now people are upset. Don't be shocked.Mm.
The main point is just that every time,
it is jarring to hear.
Ayo, Ayo, that's what I feel.
I feel like... Do you know what it is, yeah?
I feel like we've had this conversation so many times.
It's tedious. It's tiring. That's why now...
That's why I just feel like it is what it is.
My rap, surely, has not upset you.
Don't patronise me, bro. "Antagonise", "patronise" -
what are you talking about?
I feel like time will tell, innit, if you lot are sincerely sorry.
Oh, mate, I'm so done with it. Bro, it's a laugh, mate.
OK. It's a laugh.OK, Joey.
I can't believe this even needs to be explained.
I know, again. Again and again and again.
How many times? How many times?
Listen, guys, listen. I'm done with the convo, bro.
Personally, I think it's a laugh, but if it's that deep
and everyone's so upset about it, like...
Guys, I'm done with the convo, innit?Cool.
SIGHS
Idiots, man.
Bunch of idiots, bro. I swear.
CIARAN: I don't how you stayed there for that long.
I don't know how I stayed there myself.
How do you say sorry to me
about something for the same time and then keep doing it?
I'm not gonna give you the reaction you want, bro.
You make yourself look dumb when you keep bringing up a situation
and trying to apologise for it over and over again.
Everyone reacts different.
You deal with things differently, Joey,
to the same way Joshua deals with things differently. Yeah.
That's all it is.
I don't feel like this is more so of a argument.Mm.
He's just trying to let his feelings be known
and be allowed to feel the way he feels.Mm.
I think that's it. Mm-hm.
Agreed. Got ya.
How can you patronise me for something
and tell me why I'm upset about it?
Know what I'm saying?
I've gotta admit, I'm backing you 100%.
I was fine, and then you bring it up.
It's like you're trying to rub someone up.
I'm not gonna give you the reaction you want, bro.
Well, I think it's clear to say that no-one...
JOEY LAUGHS ..no-one wants to talk to us.
JOEY CHUCKLES
I think everyone made that quite clear.
TEXT ALERT Someone's got a text.
You are joking me.
I've got a text.
SHE READS ALOUD:
CHEERING Come on.
CHEERING
Whoo!
Yay!
JESSY LAUGHS
Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?
I'm so buzzing. That's so sick.
I'm so excited to go into the Hideaway,
just to spend some time alone with Joey. I'm really excited.
♪ You know the time It's just right ♪
♪ We got the green light We can go all night ♪
♪ What are we waiting for? ♪
Jessy, this is gonna be so...
Are you actually joking? Like that.
Literally, your hair's perfect.Yeah.
Yes, Joey, mate! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
You know what time it is. Yes, boy!
You know what it time it is. Come on.
You are the luckiest man alive right now.Am I?
ALL:Ooh... Oh!
CHEERING, JESSY SQUEALS
Yes, girl! I'm so excited.
What's going on? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow. You look good. Thanks.
You look nice. Wow, OK.
Well, you've dressed up nice, haven't you?
Couldn't leave the feathers behind.Wow.
BOTH:Bye! NICOLE:Have the best night!
Bye, guys, have fun! Have the best night!
Lead the way. No, baby, you lead the way.
Ladies first.
SHE GASPS Wow.
I literally haven't even seen this place yet.
SHE SQUEALS
What? This bed!
How beautiful. Amazing.
Oh, my God, we've got Champagne.Have we?
Are we gonna pop it? Yeah.
Shall we? Go for it.
Oh, my God, babe.
How special. I know.
Can't believe I even won. All because you won. Mm.
OK, ready? Mm-hm.
♪ My body's thinkin' About itself ♪
We are so lucky right now.
So, let's cheers, first of all...Mm-hm?
..to the future. Mm-hm.
Let's cheers... To the journey.
To the journey. To us. To us.
And for being there for each other.
Cheers to us. Cheers, babe.
Do you know what? Can we go out here?
Have you been out here?
Ah... This is so cute.
Can you believe that on that first date,
we'd end up being here?
I knew in my head and my heart
that it was only you, and I was never, ever, ever...
My head was never gonna turn after.No way.
I knew that. Really?Of course.
As soon as you saw me? 100%, yeah, of course.
So did I. It was always you.
I'm just looking forward to having a night away with you
without the others, you know?
It's a good job I'm so talented.So talented.
And you told me you had no talents.I didn't think I did.
WHISPERS: Shall we go inside? Come on, then.
IAIN STIRLING: So, the talent show's over,
and it was a big success.
An agent saw Jessy's stilt act and spotted real talent.
And a chiropodist saw Matilda's foot puppetry
and spotted three verrucas and a bunion.
♪ And I never met someone Like you match my vibe ♪
♪ Damn, you caught me By surprise ♪
What do you think Joey and Jessy are doing right now? Lipsing?
Lipsing and gripsing. And gripsing it up.
And grinding and romping.
♪ It felt all right For the first time ♪
I actually think you should just come straight to Essex.
You just want me to move straight into yours.
Mm. Move in?
You'll make an Essex girl out of me.
♪ I never met someone like you Match my vibe ♪
Night!Night! Love you all!
♪ You were not my type ♪
♪ I'll never be the one To say forever ♪
♪ Cos I know good things end ♪
♪ I'm usually just down For whatever ♪
♪ But we were meant To be together ♪
♪ Drum, drum, drum, go ♪
IAIN STIRLING: Last night in the Hideaway,
Jessy felt something long and hard under the duvet.
I've no idea why Joey decided to put Jessy's stilts on.
♪ You know just what to do ♪
JOEY SIGHS
JOEY:I wanna sleep in here every night.
JESSY: Me too.
♪ You got me feeling rude ♪
♪ Make sure that Your phone is off ♪
♪ You don't wanna interrupt ♪
I liked your little rap. Did you?
JOSH: Grace, I feel my back's hurting from that yoga.
SHE LAUGHS
Jessy and Joey in the Hideaway.
Aw, I wonder how their night was.
You're here! ALL CHEER SLEEPILY
Yo, what's up? JOEY:What's going on?
Proud of you, bro. Proud of all of you.
How was your night? So nice, man.
Gives you a taste of what it's gonna be like on the outside.
Is it? Is it?
♪ Drum, drum, drum, go ♪
♪ Drum, drum, drum ♪
Blink. Twice.
SCREAMS
Mate, heat of the moment, after something like that,
people might be a little bit aggy.
Like, whatever. It was a joke.
It was a talent show in the garden.
Mate, mate, relax, bro. I am relaxed.
I just think other people need to relax, like...
Mate, mate, listen to me. You're letting it get to you.
You know what kept annoying me?
It's cos I feel like I kept going around in circles.
I feel like I handled it with calm.
No, I think you did.
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
♪ Don't wanna want nobody else Nobody ♪
♪ Nobody ♪ SEAN SIGHS
Go for a chat after your breakfast if you want.
Yeah, I'm trying to make this. When I'm done.
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
♪ Don't wanna want nobody else Nobody ♪
♪ You can play me Like a drum, drum, drum ♪
How was the Hideaway? It was really cute.
Obviously haven't had any, like, alone time with Joey since I got here.
Yeah. And just, like,
I haven't been in the Hideaway,
so we were on the terrace for a bit,
then we had some Champagne. Aww.
What?! Yeah, it was really cute.
Oh, my God! It was really cute.
Love that.It was so, like, light-hearted.
Yeah, it was really sweet. I really enjoyed it.
Oh, my God, so happy for you, girl.
I hope everyone gets to go in there. It's really nice.Yeah.
Tilda, I loved the performance.I know.
Oh, my gosh, Tilda.
I mean, pfft, these toes ain't loyal, at the end of the day.
I was gonna put some stuff about Casa, but I thought,
"I don't think I've got enough toes!"
I thought, "Let me keep it light-hearted and nice."Yeah.
Shame he didn't get the memo with that, though.Yeah.
Well, he never does.
I think Sean does feel a bit gutted this morning.
Does he?Yeah.
It's done, do you know what I mean?
I feel like he was just jarred because...
Let's hope it actually is just done now.Yeah.
I actually don't normally agree with Joey and Sean,
but I do think it was just supposed to be in a roast.
You know where you're roasting people or doing a rap
and you're just adding things in?
Anything's gonna get brought up.
I didn't think that Josh needed to bite as much.
I dunno, girls, I disagree. I think after...
..so many comments, you keep provoking,
you can't be shocked when people react.
Like, it's not nice, and I think...
I think the main thing is, is that they apologise
and then do it again.
It was a joke. Talent show in the garden.
We all had a laugh.
It's just that they're just tired of hearing it.
When certain people still felt a way about it,
like, you mentioning it is gonna trigger certain people.
And with Josh reacting the way he's reacted,
it's not mainly on the basis of him,
it's how Mimii's probably feeling about it too.
Cos they're together, you know?
So she's probably tired of hearing about it too.
It's just... At this point, I just couldn't care less
what they have to say now. Mm.
Cos they just bring up stuff
and then come back and apologise again,
just looking like idiots. And I think,
why apologise if you've purposely done something?
An apology's if you've done something by accident.
Or unintentional.Mm. You know what I'm saying?Mm.
I don't give a fuck about your apology, you know what I mean?
You're an idiot. You know what I'm saying?
I get it, I get it. No, yeah, 100%.
They're like the Chuckle Brothers
at this point, know what I'm saying?
At the end of the day, I'll stand around the fire pit
in tight pants with an apron on, chucking sweets at people.
I swear down now, if I knew he was gonna react like that,
like, I wouldn't have said anything.
Trust me, he's mature enough.
He's not gonna let this drag him down.
Believe me. He's good. I do. Yeah, but...
You're letting it get to you too much now. He doesn't care.
In my head, I thought, like,
that would never of been the reaction to what I was doing.
That's why it's thrown me so much.
IAIN STIRLING: Sean wants a chat with Josh. Great.
It's about time those two had a proper chat,
man to Candyman.
Where d'you wanna go, bro? I'll come, bro.
Beanbag? Beanbags? Yeah, go on.
JOSH SIGHS What you saying, my boy?
How are you feeling this morning, bro?
Er... honestly, calmer. Yeah.
You know, you get to sleep on the situation and that.
After it, I knew you was upset straight away.
And even this morning, it's still bothering me.
And I'm down about it because I-I...
it never was my intention for it to come across that way.
I get you're saying it's a joke and everything and whatnot,
but for me personally,
I feel like just because it's been one too many occasions,
it's just like, are you just doing this intentionally
to get a rise out of me?
Because, I mean, like, everyone else there knows,
like, how I feel about that topic.
I don't actually believe, like,
it's not gonna come up again with you guys.
Like, that whole situation has been buried,
so I never thought, like, oh,
by saying that in that "sweet roast" way
would've sparked such a reaction like how it did.
So it's just, like, sorry, it's just...
almost like... one in, one out.
If I genuinely knew it would actually have gone down like that,
I never would've mentioned that.
Like, I genuinely never come from a bad place or menacing
or trying to bring fuel to fire
and start things up again.
It was honestly done in a light-hearted, funny way.
And honestly, like, I am sorry.
Like, I genuinely am.
I hear what you're saying.
But do you not think it's also, like,
Mimii that was offended by that, as well?Of course.
I genuinely thought it would all be laughed off.
Like, I was standing there in hot pants
with a bow tie chucking sweets about.
In my eyes, I thought it was all just light-hearted,
and I never meant to be proper going in on people.
It was all just, like, corny, light-hearted.
But by you doing that, and not just to me,
it's in front of everyone, Sean, you know?
That's embarrassing, bro.
Clearly, you guys can see not everyone doesn't find it funny.
I'm gonna respect your boundaries on that,
cos, like, I obviously...
I accept your apology, bro,
but I need you to know, like, I'm accepting it,
but I feel like I'm accepting it with a pinch of salt, sort of thing.
Like, if it comes up again, and, Sean,
whether we'll be able to have this conversation...
It's not gonna come up again. ..I don't know.
No joking, no bringing light to anything like that.
I'm fully... I'm crystal clear on that now.Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I'm a rational person, a logical person.
Yeah.I'm hearing what you're saying
and taking your word for it, you know what I mean?
Last thing I wanna do is just having grudges round here.
Yeah, 100%, yeah. Being, like...
Tensions are high around the villa, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
So I'll pull Mimii and chat to her.
Yeah, I'll appreciate that. Genuinely, I hold my hands up.
That's cool, bro.
Honestly, that's cool. Sorry, brother.
I heard how sincerely sorry he was, and, you know,
I just really do hope he is as sorry as he's making out
and we can sort of push it behind us.
I just wanna have a quick clear of the air,
cos obviously, like, last night...
Mm.Like, I never had any ill intentions
to be a menace and cause anyone upset.
Honestly, it was all coming from,
like, a funny, light-hearted way.
Obviously, with the Josh situation,
my headspace was like,
everyone put that to bed ages ago and it was done.Mm-hm.
So I genuinely thought,
"Oh, by saying that, it's not gonna cause really upset."
And I thought it would honestly just be, like,
look back on it and laugh it off.
Do you know what I mean? In that sort of sense.Mm.
And obviously, it's come across
like throwing a bit of shade on you with that.
But, like, I just wanna, like, say,
obviously, I'm sorry if it's upset your feelings.
It never was meant to come across like that way.
You know, if it wasn't for the talent show last night,
I wouldn't have said anything anyway.Yeah.
Even prior to it, I haven't mentioned it
since everything had been fully, fully squashed.
So I just wanna make sure you know that,
and I didn't mean it in any sort of, like, diggy way.
No, I get that, Sean.
Obviously for me, like, I know how you are
and I know you wouldn't have, like, wanted to upset anyone.
It was more so I was worried for Josh.
Just like the dummy comment, because obviously with him,
he's the type of guy that... Very proud, yeah.
Do you get it? Yeah, yeah.
So honestly, there's no bad feelings.Yeah.
Come on, girl. Good. Aw.
Aw. Thank you.
TEXT ALERT Oh!
God.
Oh, no.
I've got a text!
Oh, stop that now. No way.
Everyone just dreads this moment.I know.
Shit, man.
READS ALOUD:
No!
EVERYONE GROANS
Oh, this is gonna be beefy. No, it's not.
Yeah, it is. It's not.
CHEERING
♪ Why don't you tell me? ♪
IAIN: In today's challenge,
the public have ranked the Islanders
in a series of categories.
CHEERING
The Islanders will attempt to guess where you placed them
in a number of categories.
So, the first question is...
ALL:Ooh...
I think Grace and Reuben gotta be up there, guys.
ALL:Yeah. And Mimii and Josh.
Question is, who's first, who's second, and who's third?
I'm gonna say Mimii and Josh first.
I'd disagree with that. Who would you put?
I'd put Joe and Jessy in the mix.
Everyone can be in the mix here.
This is the problem. Course.
Even youse two, look at you. Even us two?!
So, what order are we doing that, then?
I reckon us first.
JESS SPLUTTERS
Everyone just go up and go on a podium.
Yeah, go... We've got our three, go on.
Go and stand on the podium, we can swap it round.
I guess we're the ugly three. But I'd rather that.
I'd rather be here and wrong than be up there and be wrong.
That's fucking embarrassing. AYO:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're the ugly couples! Are we locked in?
Yeah.I think we're locking in with this.
Do you think that this is right? ALL:Yeah.
So, in third place...
we have Jessy and Joey.
Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yes! We got one right.Yay.
In second place...
we have Nicole and Ciaran!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
In first place...
we have the lovely Mimii and Josh!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
The public just hate us.
Third place, what can I say? Gorgeous group of people...
Bronze ain't too bad, is it, do you know what I mean?
It's all right. Love it.Yeah.
I thought she was carrying us, so I was just happy
to sort of sit back and be like, "All right, cool."
We're just happy to be first, can't lie.
Never expected it, but, yeah, thank you, everyone who voted.
HE WOLF-WHISTLES MIMII:Thanks, guys.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.
I think we're all hot, do you know what I mean?Yeah.
But obviously, it's nice to hear
that the public think that we're the hottest.
Love for that, guys. Whoo!
♪ I should know better ♪
Next question is...
I'm happy to go first. I mean, I'm not saying number one.
I would say more like second, but I'm OK to go number one.
I can't lie, I would put Sean and Matilda up there.
I feel like me and Ayo could be up there.
I'll probably be in the mix if it's vain.
I think we're first.I think we're in the mix, definitely.
And I think Ciaran and Nicole. I don't think you two.
Think about other challenges and stuff, as well,
where we've been voted most arrogant, cocky
and stuff like that, as well.
So, Joey and Jessy, Ciaran and Nicole...
GRACE:I don't think Ciaran and Nic are up there.
Guys, guys, guys.
Right, hands up for me and Nicole.
Who thinks Grace and Reuben?
I think so.
Who thinks Jess and Ayo?
I'm telling you now, it'll be us three.
I'd rather me and Ayo swap with you two.
GRACE: Yeah, I don't think you two are up there.
Even though I totally disagree.We'll see.
Yeah, we're ready to lock this in, yeah?
Yeah. Cool, let's go.
So, the results are...
In third place,
we have Matilda and Sean.
In second place, we have Grace and Reuben.
Well done, we got that right.
And in first place, we have Jessy and Joey.
Oh!Oh, it was correct. JESSY:Big shock!
♪ I want more When it rains, it pours ♪
I didn't really know what "vain" meant.
If it means you're a top G, then, yeah.
Ha-ha! No, it doesn't.
Means you like to look at yourself in the mirror
and you think you are. Yeah, but I know.
That is vain, yeah.
Tild, Sean, are you shocked?
I'm shocked, but "vain" means just loving yourself, innit?
So, yeah, I'm vain. Gotta love yourself.
We take care of how we look,
so if that's what the public think, then...
Yeah. As you should.
Third most vain, and we're not even considered the hottest.
But the ugliest. LAUGHING:Yeah.
What's all that about? Oh, I'm livid.
Right, the next question is...
I can't lie, I would... Ciaran and Nicole.
Ciaran and Nicole are first, hands down.
You guys can go straight away.
I think Sean and Matilda need to be up there.
I think Sean and Matilda, Nicole and Ciaran.
I think we're up there. I think Josh and Mimii.Yeah?
I really think Josh and Mimii deserve to be up there.100%.
Feel like third if we're up there.Third?
I say Ciaran and Nicole first,
Mimii and Josh second, then third...
Sean and Tilds. Or second. Sean and Tilds.
I'd say we're second, to be fair.
We're not even looked at, for some reason.
I'm going based off the fact that these are exclusive.
Wait, I have an opinion.
Unless the public do think because of, like,
what has been going on with the Ayo sitch,
it's not as genuine, I would go Joey and Jessy.
I agree with Grace.
Whoa... What?
Whoa! What?!
Who saw the day coming?
Joey, say that again? I agree with Grace.
I've not moved mad at all with Jessy.
She's not moved mad with me.
The public will have seen the whole story.
Fair enough, but the public about to say.
OK, are we ready? ALL:Yeah.
In third place, we have...
Jess and Ayo.
ALL:Whoo!
I'm so happy for you!
SQUEALING, APPLAUSE
Come on, Jess and Ayo!
In second place, we have Mimii and Josh.
Yes! Well done, guys.
And in first place, we have Nicole and Ciaran.
CHEERING
Oh, my God!
Jessica, up you come. Jessica!
Yeah, yeah.Yeah, I'm really happy with that.
I think it's our first positive interaction
that we've had with the public.
So, yeah, I'm happy that they think we're genuine
because it is very genuine.
MIMII READS ALOUD
GASPING That is so rude!
I think Sean is letting you down, Matilda.
I dress like a dad.
I do feel like me and Sean let down our other in this.
You basically carried the vote.
What the...? I'm so fuming right now.
His outfit last night was terrible.
So would we put Sean and Matilda,
Ciaran and Nicole... Ah!
Shall we stand up there and find out?You take first.
So, who do you reckon's third, then?
Guys, I actually... If I'm up there, I will leave.
No, you two obviously aren't.
CHUCKLING: Matilda's fuming. I'm so fume.
Once again, I think I'm letting the team down.
Grace and Reuben, it has to be you.
I feel like I could be up there.
Well done, Reuben.
Cheers, cos I'd be number one if you weren't here, so...
I'm so livid right now, guys.
You've just been brought down. I'm so sorry, Sean.What?!
My outfits actually slay.
I've provided so many outfits for all the girls.
I'm so livid that I've got to stand in first place.
Are you joking? First place!
♪ You're under my spell Like voodoo ♪
No-one's borrowed any of my stuff.
LAUGHTER
I do think we should swap. I think we should swap.
I've got the worst dress sense of the girls.
Grandad slippers. Get him up there.
You might have to go first!
I just wanna say, I love my slippers, yeah?
Right, the results are...
Ooh. SHE GASPS
In third place, we have...
Jess and Ayo.
SHOUTING
What?! There's no way! No way!
There's no way. What?!That is so bad, no!
Oh, they don't get fashion.
In second place...
..Jessy and Joey.
I said we'd be up there.
In first place...
Matilda and Sean.
♪ Voodoo ♪
How do we feel?
This is a defamation of character.
Maybe it's too much swag. I don't know.
I'm not happy, but I know it's nothing to do with me.
CHUCKLING
Oh, that one is what cut me deep, actually.
I refuse to have anything to do with this
because I know that I dress great.
Well done, everyone.
APPLAUSE
♪ I wanna be Close to your body ♪
IAIN: Today's challenge is a poll
in which the public play the role of rankers -
which sounds a lot like the word
several loyal viewers have used
to describe me during this year's series.
I'd like to thank you all for your continued support.
SHE READS
Ooh!
We're very PDA, so I wouldn't put us in there.
You're all over me now, ain't you?
Like a rash. Tables are well turned.
♪ The music make you ♪
♪ Make you move And take you higher ♪
I think me and Ayo could be up there
cos of the one-sided award.
Probably have to say, like, Grace and Reuben, I can't lie.
We've been more, like, touchy-feely and, like,
all over each other, probably, the past few days.
So I would get that. We potentially could be.
But I know the chemistry's definitely there.
Oh, the chemistry's there.
But you've got to think in terms of the public.
I think Josh and Mimii have loads of sexual chemistry.
I hear you in bed every night, kissing all night.
Right, that's enough! You keep me up at night!
Honestly. Guys, shall we, erm...
GRACE:Yeah, let's vote. So, Grace and Reuben first.
Grace and Reubs first. Yeah.
Second? We'll go third.Yeah.
I don't think we should go up there, though.
No, neither do I, but no-one else will go up.
REUBEN:Oh, my God, if we get number one, I'm buzzing.
♪ I just need to get you On my own ♪
Just lock it in, I reckon.
Lock that in. Even though I don't agree.
In third place, we have...
Mimii and Josh. Yay.
In second place, we have...
Matilda and Sean. Ooh!
What the fuck?
In first place, we have...
correctly chosen Grace and Reuben.
Yay (!) Whoo!
So, we're not far off.
That's a really weird one, guys.
SEAN:Wow.
I dunno how we come second in that one.
That one pissed me right off. That actually bugged me a lot.
Mm! Mm.
Sean, Matilda, how you feeling?
That was a bit of a shocker.
I'm not fucking straddling him all over the villa,
d'you know what I mean?
I think we all know
I'd love to rip her clothes off right now.
But, erm... But either way,
I'm happy I'm a winner. Number one!Whoo!
I've won something, guys!
I feel like I looked at it
in a way that we're both respectful about each other.
The next question is...
There we go.
Every single Bombshell that's come in
has tried to say that Joey's head's gonna be turned.
If we're gonna put Joey and Jessy in this mix,
we've got to sort of put it in two ways, now.
Either the public are thinking he's switched up, like, twice,
whilst being in here,
so they think that maybe he can do it again.
Or the public are thinking, "Oh, shit, look at Casa.
"He surprised us all."
I don't feel like in my relationship right now
with Jessy, I've done any...
I've made no red flags, nothing.
I'm gonna put us up there, based on Casa.
I think people are still gonna be...
holding some feelings towards that.
So I understand, but I don't ever believe
that he would cheat, I would never cheat.
If we're gonna go based off Casa,
does that mean Sean and Matilda's up there?
I'm not going up there, guys. JESS: So, then, who...
But then, yeah, what are we gonna do?
Cos no-one will go up there. What do we do?
People will cling to what happened in Casa,
it was a big thing.
If we're going off that logic, sorry, Sean and Matilda,
you're up there, if that's the logic.
I'm not trying to sound like a prick, or anything...
I do understand that,
cos obviously, Casa, I was moving mad.
If we're basing it on that logic,
then obviously, it's got to be me, you, us three.
Grace and Reuben, just cos you're new,
you'll be up there. Yeah.
Come on, then. I'm going last.
Thing is, everyone's had their own stuff going on.
I know.
I've got to disagree with our positioning.
Where do you think you should be?
I don't think we should be up here, to be honest.
Naturally, I wouldn't put anybody up on this platform.
I feel like we should all be standing on the floor.
Yeah, none of us would ever, erm...
But it is what it is.
And the results are...
In third place, we have Grace and Reuben.
Ooh!
APPLAUSE Yes!
We're still up here, though. But you're not first.
Still up here, but we're not first.
In second place, we have Matilda and Sean.
Oof. Oh.
And in first place, we have...
Jessy and Joey. GASPING
How do you feel about that, guys? JESSY:Shocked.
JOEY:I don't get it. What the fuck?
'Number one! I can't believe it.'
I don't think you'd cheat, and I don't think I'd cheat.
I think people just have a preconception of...
maybe Joey.
Reuben, Grace?
I'm still gonna have to politely disagree.
I'm not a cheat, will never be a cheat. So...
Sean? You know, maybe they thought
it was a bit out of character of me during Casa,
but I feel like it gave me clarity
on my situation with Matilda, and, you know,
that's the only thing I can really think of.
Jessy, Joey, why do you think you're first?
Maybe because of my persona, of who I am.
And I'm gonna prove the public wrong.
NICOLE:Well done, Joey. Well said.
Well done, guys.
Well done, cheaters.
Next question is...
EVERYONE:Ooh.
That's deep. This is absolute banter.
♪ No, thanks ♪
♪ Not today ♪
Just saying, I don't think
it could be any of the most genuine.
It should be the opposite of genuine.
We're always in the bottom,
so you're definitely not with me to win.
So who was genuine? Ayo and Jess,
Nicole and Ciaran, and me and Mimii.
They said we're the most genuine.
I think it could also be on the one-sided clips
that were shown, you know.
But we're going off what the public have said in this.
I'm not taking in consideration past questions.
Not taking what into...? Each question's different.
You're not listening to what I'm saying.
No, I am, because if we're going off the questions,
me and Matilda are probably up there
cos we've been voted for some, I totally get it.
But I'm giving you logic... I'm giving you logic
what's happened in the villa so far with the clips.
The clips, how does that answer that question?
Let's go by what they're seeing in the villa,
not these questions. It doesn't make any sense.
For me, I agree with Josh.
It's the most logical way. It's the most logical.
If you wanna talk Grafties, I could talk about Casa.
You know what I'm saying?
You're just going off previous questions in this game
when I'm actually giving you evidence of stuff
that's already been shown. This is evidence as well, bro.
Oh, my God. Josh, you're right, mate.
You wanna be right, so let's just go with your logic.
Bro...It's going round in circles, mate, it's boring.
No, but you're not listening, that's the problem!
It's like talking to a wall, bro. You don't listen.
How can everyone understand the logic but you two?
♪ I do what I want Hey, hey, hey ♪
You're coming for me, mate. I'm not.You are.
You're patronising me, bro. Nah, I ain't patronising you.
Yes, you are, bro. You are. You're patronising me, bro.
If you want me to be real, I'll be real.
Be real. I'll be real back.
So you know Mimii, yeah, you know what she done?
Yeah.When she didn't get Ayo up there,
then she come running back to you, bro.Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Did I really do that?
Ayo, is that what happened? We had a conversation there.
Joey, you're pissing me off now.Yeah, course.
We had a conversation right there,
and we sorted it out.
You are a dickhead. You're actually a dickhead.
No, he's a dickhead. I think that's bullshit.
He's coming for me. Don't come for me, then.
She took me to the terrace last, so what?
What, then? OK. Good for you.Exactly.
Joey, you're boring. You're actually boring.
That's the only thing you can ever say.
I don't agree. I don't agree. I feel like, going off of...
We'll go up just to make you happy, yeah?
Go on. Do it for yourself, babe.
So, I reckon we'll probably be up there
because we've been in all the other bad questions,
so I reckon let's go up there. Mimii and Josh?
We could be up there cos of the secret mission.
Winning's not that deep for me.
You know what I mean? I stay true to myself.
I don't normally call out anyone, out their name,
and I did call him a dickhead, but he was being dickhead.
I feel like he feels like he can step on toes sometimes
and push boundaries.
♪ It takes two to be good ♪
♪ And be bad and be trouble ♪
You're just pissing me off. But Mimii, I was just...
No, no, no, no. No.
You even admitted, that was your theory.
What?Your theory was the secret mission.
No, because you've been saying it.
We've left it alone.
But that was the only reason, the secret mission.
That's all he's got, is the secret mission.
The only thing that's gone wrong in your situation
is the secret mission. Yeah, that's it.
That's all you talk about. Without it, you're irrelevant.
Every single day, so obsessed with secret mission.
I could talk about your journey here,
but do I do that?
♪ It takes one To be right, to be wrong ♪
♪ And you're strong ♪
♪ But I'm stronger ♪
And the results are...
In third place, we have...
Nicole and Ciaran. What?
In second place, we have...
Matilda and Sean.
And in first place, we have...
Grace and Reuben.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, shit. Huh?
I did not expect you two up there.Whoa.
My thing is the comments.
It's jarring. He's just a clown, bruv.
He's actually a fucking dickhead.
He's actually a dickhead. I never met anyone like him.
I'm really not taking this serious, this one.
It's calm, man. No-one should take it serious.
No-one's taking it serious,
but if people wanna get personal...
You know what I'm saying? Personal.
GRACE:I feel like it makes absolutely no sense.
It is what it is. Like, obviously,
me and Sean both know that it's not the case.
And, yeah, I don't really care.
Obviously, it's a difficult one to answer...
Yeah, 100%.I just didn't like the reasonings
behind what people had to say, because how many times?
♪ But I'm stronger ♪
READS ALOUD:
♪ What if We don't make it through? ♪
I just wanna start by saying
I don't think we're gonna be in there.
Grace and Reuben, only because of the distance, new couple.
I don't agree, but whatever.
I reckon we go off the one-sided thing
in the Grafties.
Yeah, I think maybe me and Ayo could be up there,
just based off the one-sided thing,
so I'm happy to go up there.
I don't think... Like, I know that's not the case.
If we're going off that, then it might be us.Us?
The only thing that would suggest
me and Matilda will be up there
is because we've been up there quite a lot today.Mm.
I feel like with my life,
where it's so hectic and wild on the outside,
I feel like people might look at that
and feel like, you know, is it gonna be stable?
I don't think so.
Do you think you could keep up with Joey's lifestyle
on the outside?
It's not about her keeping up with it.
I'm just saying by my life,
Jessy being involved in my life, it is a lot.
Hasn't she got a life of her own, though?
Hasn't she got her stuff to do as well?What?
I was assuming that Jessy had her own life,
whether that's a career or whatever she's doing.
No, I do.But as it stands, you're just way more busy
and you're more hectic than her schedule.
What...? I don't get it. I'm in Love Island.
Your life before you left Love Island, which is...Yeah.
All I was doing was training.
Been in Dubai for six months, LA...
Just chilling. Where was you, Jessy?
Doing a nine-to-five job. I was in Dubai.
Exactly. There's no problem with that, great.
But he was in another country, another continent.
Just doing my thing, though...
You can see why it might be hard.Why would it be?
She'd be with me. Joey...We've already agreed.
Fucking hell.We already agreed on these two.
Yeah, we've already said we'd go up, so this isn't...
Are we going from the answers from today's game, then?
Shall we just do it how we did last time?It's up to you.
You wanna go for that or the Grafties?
I don't care at all.
You keep changing your mind, as well.
I've not changed it once.
Mandem are just talking to talk at this point.
Shut up for a minute, everyone.So irrelevant.
Stop talking over. You're just talking.
It's so irrelevant, what you're saying.Sean...
OK, me and Sean are gonna head up there
cos we've been voted for every other thing.
We'll go up because, apparently, Joey's too busy,
but it's fine.
And we'll go up, just...
down to the fact that we're new.Yeah.
OK, cool.Let's go. Well done, guys.
SEAN:Grace and Reuben, I think you're going first.
GRACE: I think we're on one, guys.Are you?
The answers are...
In third place, we have...
Jess and Ayo. Oh!
In second place, we have Jessy and Joey.
And in first place, we have Grace and Reuben.
MATILDA:Yay!
Yes! So happy.
To be fair, I come into the villa with no expectations,
and I'm very fortunate to have met Matilda.
But, yeah...
This is the biggest win for me.Aww.
Aww. That was so cute.
Kiss me. Joking.
Thoughts?
I just can't wait to prove people wrong.
Yeah. That's the spirit.
From what I see and what I feel,
I know it will definitely work on the outside.
We ain't gonna mess this up.
You know, I believe in our future.
I can't wait for the outside. It's gonna be sick.
Reuben, Grace?
Fair enough to the public, but, er...
the only opinion I really care about is Grace's.
So... Exactly that.
I don't agree, and I'll prove you all wrong.
TEXT ALERT
♪ Taste the poison Dripping down ♪
What?
♪ Like sweet molasses On your tongue ♪
"Grace and Reuben, as the public has ranked you
"the least likely to work on the outside,
"you have been dumped from the island.
"Please pack your bags and say your goodbyes."
No.No way. What the...?
GASPING ♪ It's come undone ♪
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