1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,080 IAIN STIRLING: It's been eight weeks of love... 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:08,120 ..sweat... Sean's sweaty shins. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,400 ..and cheers. SCREAMS 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,080 We now have reached the final passion-filled moments 5 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:16,280 of our epic journey of romance. Oh! 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,920 It's an emotional moment... SCREAMS 7 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,880 TEARFULLY: ..I'm struggling to find the words 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,200 to describe how I'm feeling. 9 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,200 Got it on. Sausage sarn! 10 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,360 Not quite, Joey. 11 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,280 Tonight is all about celebrating a stellar series 12 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,240 by getting dressed up... 13 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,400 You mean nuttin' to me! ..dancing, singing... 14 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,560 I'm gonna make a mess. 15 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,280 ..and taking their talents to new heights.What? 16 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:42,160 Our boys will shop till they drop. Tres bacon. Gracias. 17 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,040 And you think that's a shock? 18 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,200 He's got big balls. Be warned, the clips 19 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:50,280 we have in store are so intense, they could break your eyes. 20 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,080 I felt it pop in my mouth. 21 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,000 Let's get this party started. 22 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,320 This is the final Love Island: Unseen Bits. 23 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:02,200 Much better than the rest of the show for me. 24 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,920 THEME TUNE PLAYS 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,200 THEME FROM 'CHARIOTS OF FIRE' PLAYS 26 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:21,480 IAIN: Like the Olympic flame, the villa fire pit burns eternal... 27 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:27,960 ..as we approach the finishing line of this record-breaking series. 28 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,080 The race for love is entering its closing stages, 29 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,280 but who will become our gold-medal grafters 30 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,640 and claim Love Island glory? 31 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,920 The anticipation coming from the romantic village is palpable. 32 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,640 I can't wait to watch Unseen Bits. Yeah!See what they've shown. 33 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,040 I don't blame you, Matilda. 34 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,320 It's the final Love Island: Unseen Bits of the series. 35 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,480 If you ask me, it's a personal best. 36 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:55,960 We love! We love! We love! 37 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,800 And we're throwing an unforgettable closing ceremony of unseen events... 38 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,880 LAUGHTER 39 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,400 ..like kitchen parkour... Ay, these guys are nuts, bro. 40 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,160 ..bedroom piggybacking... SCREAMS 41 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,120 ..the 400 m relay "Grace". I hate the floor! 42 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,560 So get in the "swim" with some synchronised dancing... 43 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,320 ..because team LI is in record-breaking, 44 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,720 nerve-shattering form. THEY YELL 45 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:37,080 Are you serious right now! I jumped a flipping mile! 46 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,560 Get ready for thumb competition. 47 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:44,640 BOTH: One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 48 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,440 Why are you doing that? 49 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,960 Look how big your thumb is compared to mine. 50 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,280 I've got big, long fingers. SHE GASPS 51 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,600 No! 52 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,360 You can't pull your hand away, Mimii, 53 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,360 you have to keep your hand there. Stop pulling your hand away. 54 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,160 Stop cheating now. I'm not cheating. 55 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,440 How am I cheating? 56 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,160 ..two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 57 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,480 IAIN: I've checked back, and there was no cheating. 58 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,920 We're all winners here, 59 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,960 as we're in the final Love Island: Unseen Bits. 60 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,760 Tonight... 61 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,200 Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. 62 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,880 Our friendship's done. Just move on, mate. 63 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,480 You're jarring, mate. 64 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,640 IAIN: What's happened? Is Sean and Joey's relationship toast? 65 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,280 When we get on the outside, you know, 66 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,840 you are gonna have disagreements. Other people's opinions. 67 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,680 And that's OK.And a lot more. And that's OK.Yeah. 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,800 It's like when you have beans on toast in the morning...Yeah. 69 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,240 I have my beans on the side, not on the toast.Oh, really? 70 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,440 Yeah. I couldn't... 71 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,800 D'you have your beans on the toast? I have it on the toast. 72 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,120 That's what I'm saying, but I don't have it on the toast. 73 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,760 I can't believe you do that. 74 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,000 I can't believe that you have your beans on your toast. 75 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,040 I can't believe you have it on the side, so weird. 76 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,360 Yeah, but I don't like soggy bread. Soggy bread for life. 77 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,320 It's beans ON toast for a reason. Says it in the name, not... 78 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,960 I know, but that's just the name of it...beans SIDE toast. 79 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,840 Beans are a separate thing to toast, why don't you have them on the side? 80 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,120 But it's ON the toast. But when you have a full English, 81 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,960 they're not on toast. They're on the side. 82 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,360 It's a full English... beans wherever they are. 83 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,600 I disagree.Well, that's it. You're telling me... 84 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,960 If that makes you happy, you can do that. 85 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,200 You have beans on toast, but what you're trying to say is 86 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,720 when you have your toast, your beans turn it into soggy bread. 87 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,040 Yeah.But you like that? Yeah. 88 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,880 I think that's muggy. You're a jar. 89 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,520 That's not cool. Can't believe it. 90 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,720 No, I don't do soggy bread. Nothing wrong with soggy bread. 91 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,520 GROANS 92 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,440 Why?! Why?! Why? 93 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,280 We need to air out what is going on between us.Yeah. 94 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,600 Need to squash it, move on. 95 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,000 We need to squash it bad, mate. 96 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,520 Maybe I'll pull you for a chat or something? 97 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. 98 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,160 IAIN: Well, you're both wrong. 99 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,800 Toast on top of the beans is the only way to go. 100 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,760 Don't argue! I'll fight anyone who disagrees. 101 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,040 Matilda, I need to get the builders into do a bit of work on the Villa. 102 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,880 Can you just tap that wall for me? 103 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,680 TAPPING 104 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,640 MIMII CLICKS FINGERS 105 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,640 Somebody rap. 106 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,760 Yo! My name is Tilda. 107 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,200 Some people call me a builder. OTHERS: Mmm! 108 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,920 Yeah, I'm in Love Island. Love Island. 109 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,320 People call me... Byland. Byland. 110 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,800 Said yo... I'm a G. G. 111 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,600 You are a flea. Flea. 112 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,560 Your dad is a G. G! 113 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,200 Mimii. 114 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:59,080 Yeah, looks nice. And your face is... 115 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,280 ..flippin' that rice. 116 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,000 TAPPING AND CLICKING CONTINUES 117 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,320 Spicy.Spicy rice. RAPPING 118 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,720 Yo, Jessy in the house. House. 119 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:15,480 I'm looking at your dress. Dress... dress to impress. 120 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,000 Heyyy! 121 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,360 I wanna get undressed. THEY YELL 122 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:25,520 I'm gonna make a mess. THEY YELL 123 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,640 Nobody stress. Ohhh! 124 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,360 Can I get a beat. Can I get a beat. TAPS 125 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,240 Oh, it's a fast one! Bacon... sausage! 126 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,640 Gonna... bbblinng. 127 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:42,400 MUTTERS NONSENSE WORDS, SQUEALING 128 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,200 Sorry, I lost my words! 129 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:47,040 IAIN: Oh, that happens to me all the time. 130 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,760 Sometimes I'm saying a line of voice-over 131 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,000 and then suddenly I just can't sp... HE TAILS OFF 132 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,040 It's been an emotional roller-coaster of make-ups 133 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,200 and break-ups this summer, 134 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,480 and the Islanders have the deepest questions on their mind. 135 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,920 Oh, bang, into existence right now, yeah - you look out there, 136 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,920 what would you rather, dinosaurs or aliens? 137 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,080 Aliens. Dinosaurs would just eat us. 138 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,200 Aliens would annihilate you. Just straight away. 139 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:20,280 Aliens have a history of probably trying to learn us.Oh, that's true. 140 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,480 When I've seen aliens in a movie, they don't kill people all the time. 141 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,360 They take over their brains. That's a film. 142 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,360 We do have more chance to fight with dinosaurs. 143 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,800 Dinosaurs will just come and eat you, they're not... 144 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,880 It's a myth, I would just come and blow it up. 145 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,560 Aliens probably got all the material and stuff where they can survive. 146 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,280 Much more... guns. I think I could reason with aliens. 147 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,120 But is that a risk you wanna take? 148 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,800 No, they could look into your eyes and zoom and stuff like that. 149 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,960 Yeah, read your mind. Yeah, see that we're all pure. 150 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,920 Aliens have some sort of rational... they're rational. 151 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,520 And what would you rather watch, 152 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,080 Dinosaur Island or Alien Love Island? 153 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,080 Dinosaur Island, for sure. 154 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,840 If a long dinosaur neck just ate the tree over there... 155 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,840 on Love Island, that'd be cooked. 156 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:05,680 IAIN: Oi, you diplodocus, stop nibbling the trees! 157 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,320 I'll lose my deposit on the villa. 158 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,520 Islanders standing around the fire pit. 159 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,120 Dramatic pauses. 160 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,040 What has gone down in the villa? 161 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,640 If only there was a vlogger I could watch 162 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,200 to help me straighten things out. 163 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,400 Any recommendations, Reuben? What is up? 164 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,760 What is up, guys! 165 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:34,040 Ladies and gentlemen, the final re-coupling. 166 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,520 THEY CHEER Love Island 2024. 167 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,160 I've got to tune into this. 168 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,520 I'll just scroll back through Reuben's reels and take a look. 169 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,680 Ay, 'sup, guys? We are live. 170 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,880 Hang on, that's Lola! Wrong night. 171 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,280 Ah, here it is. What is up, guys? 172 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,680 Ah, that's sweet. But not the video I'm looking for. 173 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,200 This must be it. 174 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,760 What is up, guys? Hang on, that's Ayo! 175 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,400 What's he doing there? 176 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,760 What is up, guys?! Ladies and gentlemen... 177 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,040 Yes, this is the one. 178 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,680 .. the final re-coupling. 179 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,640 Oh, buffering, you've lost me. Good name for a sit-com, though. 180 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,520 HE LAUGHS Over and out. Bye, vlog. 181 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,560 Over and out, guys. Over and out. 182 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,840 Over and out, guys! 183 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,520 TEXT ALERT 184 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,520 I've got a text. You lying?No. 185 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,600 Nicole, you're being dumped from the Island 186 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:37,840 for having the eggiest farts in the villa. 187 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,880 "Eggiest farts." LAUGHTER 188 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,640 No, we need an award thing. You know, that award challenge. 189 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,480 IAIN: Ask and you shall receive, Mimii. 190 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,080 Earlier this week, the main show broadcast 191 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:54,800 the most prestigious event of the awards season, the Grafties... 192 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 193 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,880 ..which turned into the Dumpies for Harry and Lola. 194 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,480 You have received the fewest votes 195 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,680 and are therefore dumped from the Island.No! 196 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,000 Please leave immediately. 197 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,560 And the remaining Islanders ended up getting the Humpies... 198 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,000 Do you still fancy each other, yes or not? 199 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,520 The question is, do you still fancy her?! 200 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,440 ALL:Oh! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 201 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,920 Do you? ..followed by the Numpties. 202 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,280 THEY LAUGH 203 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:25,240 So I present to you the Unseen Bits awards... 204 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,640 First off, most... 205 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,920 And the nominees are... Grace! 206 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,760 MATILDA GASPS There's a spider on you, Grace. 207 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,360 Where?! Where?! Where?! Where? 208 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,160 Where was it? It was on your chest. 209 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,320 It literally crawled over your chest.Was it big? 210 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,560 I'm so... GRACE SQUEALS 211 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,240 Joey. Oi. Oi! 212 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,280 Nah, you have got a bug on your bed, Joey. 213 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,000 Whack that right now! SHE SCREAMS 214 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,280 Actually, that's Grace again. 215 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,640 THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH 216 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,040 Chill, bro! 217 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,480 And Jessy. SHE SCREAMS 218 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,160 SHE CLEARS THROAT 219 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,160 And the winner is... Grace. 220 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:07,160 Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 221 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:12,200 Next up, we usher in the wind of change with the award for... 222 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,080 I mean... 223 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,560 Sean! 224 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,560 Yeah, you need... You need... HE FARTS 225 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,560 I'm not shaking after that. That one's for you. 226 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,680 LAUGHTER 227 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,040 Man just farted on cam and blew it. 228 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,560 Nicole! 229 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,480 I was like, I've taken a lot of shit. 230 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,920 NICOLE FARTS, THEY LAUGH 231 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,960 You're such a little farter. 232 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,320 Oopsie! 233 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,760 Ciaran. It's gonna be a... 234 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,040 HE FARTS ..day. 235 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,200 Eurgh! And the winner is Nicole! 236 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:46,680 CHEERING 237 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,640 And now, for an Unseen Bits special Daftie Award 238 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,280 for Most Epic Fail... I mean, Fall! 239 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,960 Agh! LAUGHTER 240 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,160 Oh, fucking hell, Harriett! 241 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,880 Oh! Nearly fell over. Uh-oh. 242 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,640 Oh!Oh, my God. Not again, girl! Not again! 243 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,920 Unfortunately, Harriett can't be here to accept the award, 244 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,280 so Nicole will be stepping in for her. 245 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,920 Careful on the way up to the podium, Nicole. 246 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,600 As every Love Island superfan knows, in the villa, 247 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,840 it's all about lipsing, grafting and finding the one. 248 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,400 And finally, after eight weeks, 249 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,200 our Islanders are ready to make declarations of love. 250 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,120 I just love food. I just fucking love food too much. 251 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,560 Same! Anything like that, like a pasty, 252 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,840 like, any baked stuff out of, like... puff pastry stuff or, 253 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:51,880 like, apple turnovers or anything filled with cream and... 254 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,920 Oh, God! Oh, God! 255 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,360 Oh, I could eat now. Yeah, I...There's this baker's... 256 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,880 There's this baker's in my town. It is so good. 257 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,360 I can't wait to take you there. They do everything. 258 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,440 I was just saying to the girls, I don't think I've ever had a pie. 259 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,160 You haven't? I don't think so. 260 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,800 Hello, is that Greggs in Hertford? 261 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,360 I'd like to book a table for two for next week, please. 262 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,320 What's my favourite flower? Oh, shit. 263 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,880 Erm, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mm-hm. 264 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:26,680 A pink "philinese". Close. But no. 265 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,520 A pink "philinese"? No. 266 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:34,360 A pink... A pink, erm... Don't tell me, cos I will get it. 267 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,280 I'm not gonna tell you. "Philinese".No. 268 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,200 HE SIGHS So jarring... 269 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,080 A pink "flanamise". 270 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,560 Well, just... 271 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,520 No, no, is it a country?No. Does it sound like a country? 272 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,200 No.Oh, fuck knows. I don't... Honestly, babe, I can't do it. 273 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,360 Do you want me to tell you? Go on, tell me. I'm sorry. 274 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,920 Peonies. Peonies. 275 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,880 "Peonies" can we have some more? 276 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,200 Look at the moon. 277 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,240 Shit! 278 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:09,640 How is the moon out right now? That's the question. 279 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:14,280 You don't know the answer? No? No. 280 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,360 I must google that when I get home. Yeah. 281 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:20,520 But also, is the moon... is the moon bigger than the Earth? 282 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,880 Who told you that? THEY LAUGH 283 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,120 Me! I told her! 284 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,920 I also told Joey it was made of cream cheese. 285 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,240 Now he's convinced the moon is just a giant Babybel. 286 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,080 Guys, I've got a joke. Do you wanna here a dad joke?Yes! 287 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,640 OK. I'm gonna try now. OK, so... 288 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,920 So, a guy walks into the pet shop, and he goes, 289 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,840 "Hi, mate, I'm looking for some bees." 290 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,400 He said, "OK, mate, that's fine. How many bees are you looking for?" 291 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,680 He says, "Erm, 13 bees." So he says, "OK, mate, that's fine." 292 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,440 So he goes to the back of the shop, puts 13 bees in the bag, 293 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,320 he comes to the counter, and he gives the guy the bees. 294 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,640 And he says, "There you go, mate." The guy looks in the bag and says... 295 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,960 What did he say, Jessica? 296 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,400 We'll have to come back to find out! 297 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,600 That is what you call hashtag... 298 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,160 What even is that? 299 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,000 IAIN STIRLING: That, Sean, is what you call "hashtag Unseen Bits". 300 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,840 The show where you find out things you never knew about our Islanders. 301 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,800 He's got big balls. And I mean that... 302 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:50,240 What's the word? Metaphorically.Metaphorically. 303 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,920 You can never let your guard down when we're around. 304 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,720 Agh! SHRIEKING 305 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,200 LAUGHTER 306 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,880 Oh, my God! Ohhhhhh! 307 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,640 So stay safe out there... 308 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,160 OK. I think this is ribbed. 309 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,440 ..with cameras all over the villa, we capture all the best moments. 310 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,960 Earlier on, Jessica was about to drop an un-bee-lievable joke, but... 311 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,720 So, he goes to the back of the shop, puts 13 bees in the bag, 312 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,720 he comes to the counter, and he gives the guy the bees. 313 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,480 And he says, "There you go, mate." 314 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,440 The guy looks in the bag and says, "Mate, there's 14 bees in here." 315 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:42,760 He said, "Yeah, that's a free bee." Awwwww! 316 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,000 Is this a maths joke? I'm confused! Sorry, honey, but I don't get it. 317 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,800 I like that, I like that! Get it? "Free bee"? 318 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,200 Hi, guys! Welcome to my Get Ready With Me. 319 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,920 Hi, guys. Welcome to Tilda's Get Ready With Her. 320 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,560 Say hello, everyone. Hey, girl! 321 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,040 Thanks, Matilda. That's just in time. 322 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,400 The final is only two days away. I need help with my make-up. 323 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,600 And you just dot this all over. Dotting it, dotting it. 324 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,920 Give it a good rub in. Just get nice and glowy. 325 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,400 Yeah, feeling glowy. Stunning. 326 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:23,040 Stunning. What's next? I'm gonna spritz my face with this. 327 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,840 Oh, I've got it in my eyes! 328 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,840 You wanna dot this all over. Great. More dotting. 329 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,200 Squeeze it out. Dot this all about. 330 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,720 OK, the dots are on. 331 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,560 Guys, the next step is Too Faced concealer in the shade almond. 332 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,640 "All-mond". Almond.Almond. 333 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,960 I've only got cashew-coloured concealer here. Is that OK? 334 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Bounce it all in. 335 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,480 # Nico-o-ole In the Get Ready With Me. # 336 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,320 Next step... What do I do next? 337 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,400 Don't ask me. I'm officially lost. 338 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:59,280 Do you know you're supposed to film it as you're doing it?Oh! 339 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,520 "This is... da-da-da." 340 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,360 I did. I was holding the products. Oh! 341 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,920 Thanks, Grace. Tell me about it! I'm going in blind here. 342 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,880 This is my finished make-up look, guys. 343 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,480 Glowy bronze-y. 344 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,440 "Glowy bronze-y"? I'm more "mushy blushy". 345 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,800 Guys, this is the finished look. 346 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,800 Ah, what are the chances? 347 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,760 That's the pink dress I'm wearing to the party. 348 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,480 Hope I don't bump into Matilda. It would be totally awks. 349 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,080 You know what's reem about reality TV star Joey Essex? 350 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,440 It's all those words he's trying to add to the dictionary - "genaan". 351 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,840 Garlic naan. "Garlic naan"! 352 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,160 You're not saying "garlic"...? Where's "garlic naan" coming from? 353 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,680 LAUGHTER 354 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,840 You know "genaan"? Yeah. 355 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,280 Sausage sarn. 356 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,720 Garlic naan. LAUGHTER 357 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,960 Where you going for a sausage sarn? I get it. 358 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,520 It basically means, "Genaan?" 359 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,400 "Do you know?" "Garlic naan." OK! It's the code word for "genaan". 360 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,920 Just in case you want to tell someone, 361 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,240 "Do you know what I'm saying?" 362 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,360 but don't wanna admit you're saying "genaan". 363 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,720 Just say, "Garlic naan." 364 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,520 We've a codeword for, "You know what I mean?" 365 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,320 now we have a codeword for the codeword of, 366 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,600 "You know what I mean?" LAUGHS 367 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,120 Confused? Don't be. It's just old-fashioned Essex rhyming slang. 368 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,240 Genaan, garlic naan, sausage sarn... 369 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,360 "Is that my nan?!" 370 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,120 Which, of course, means, "Time to meet the fam." 371 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,480 Sean! Tilda! 372 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,000 SCREAMING 373 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,920 Who's that? Oh, my God, that's my mum. 374 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,120 That's your mum? And sister. 375 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,400 IAIN: Yes, it was meet the family and friends this week, 376 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,640 and the sound recording crew had to buy 377 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,760 new microphones after this, as the screams reached new highs. 378 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,280 THEY SCREAM AND SQUEAL Oh, Bolaji! Oh, my God! 379 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:04,200 Oh, my God! THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH 380 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,160 Come and give me a cwtch! 381 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,920 THEY SQUEAL 382 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,320 Oh, my God! THEY SIGH DEEPLY 383 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,360 I thought it was three Bombshells. I thought it was four Bombshells. 384 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:24,000 SHE SQUEALS I thought it was a Bombshell! 385 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,920 IAIN: Actually, those new arrivals created a lot of attention. 386 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,160 Oh, her dad's so cool. Oh, my gosh, he's a DILF. 387 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,400 Her dad is exactly how I thought he would look. 388 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,360 Silver fox.Her dad is beautiful, and so is her mum. 389 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,840 He's so fit. He's so fit. 390 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,040 Why is it all the dads so fit, though? 391 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:46,080 Oh, my gosh. Her dad is gorge. THEY LAUGH 392 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,280 So cute. 393 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,280 Yeah! Yeah! Such a DILF. He is! 394 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,040 And he looks like he owns yachts, or like... I dunno, land. 395 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,200 And he just looked so bougie. And I was like, "Oh!" 396 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,240 You know, if Sean don't get his shit together, 397 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,240 then I might have to be sliding in. Soz! 398 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,720 IAIN: Soz accepted, Matilda. 399 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,720 You girls can keep Jessy's dad. 400 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,840 Ciaran's dad has a certain alluring style about him. 401 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,640 Maybe it's his taste in TV. 402 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,200 My favourite bit are The Unseen Bits, though. 403 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,360 Ah, Dad, don't even... Do I wanna know?Yeah. No, no. 404 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,040 It's much better than the rest of the show for me. 405 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,000 And, like you, it's been great to see Ciaran doing Ciaran. 406 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,640 Yeah. Yeah. 407 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,320 Cos the way you've acted is exactly how you've been at home. 408 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,680 Yeah.Like, with your mum, you know? Yeah. 409 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,200 I've got a T-shirt with "DILF" on it. 410 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,440 I thought it was, "Doesn't Iain Look Fit?" 411 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:45,160 THEY SHRIEK AND CHEER 412 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,640 This week saw our Islanders showcasing 413 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,800 their impressive and varied talents... 414 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,720 Oh, my God! 'Ey, yo, lit! 415 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,160 ..and some took the challenge to new heights. 416 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,880 What? Is that Jessy? THEY SQUEAL 417 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,600 But before the show began, 418 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,400 the Islanders channelled their inner drama queen. 419 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,280 Do you know what's sexy? Like, to hula hoop. 420 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,160 ALL:Yeah!Do you know? Be like, with the waist, 421 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,480 and they're like, go up, and then, like, down. 422 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,360 I can hula. Shut up! 423 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,880 Yeah.You're hard. I know. 424 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,160 I'm scared about what the boys are doing. 425 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,800 No-one actually knows what's to come tonight, and it's freaking me out. 426 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:26,160 IAIN: You're right, girls. Showbiz is a hard graft. 427 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,760 Luckily, the boys are busy working on their side hustle. 428 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,880 You genuinely look like a school PE teacher. 429 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,000 This is going, "Oh, you forgot your kit? 430 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,160 "Go in lost and found." 431 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,680 That's what it is, right? Right, boys, quiet, listen up! 432 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,960 LAUGHTER Today, we are going to play 433 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,200 a nice game of handball. 434 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,560 But first, what do we need to do 435 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,200 before we start any sort of exercise, 436 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,200 we need to warm the muscles up. 437 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,480 Reuben, please tell me why we warm the muscles up. 438 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,560 To stop injury, sir. To prevent injuries. 439 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,600 Well done, Reuben. One house point for you. 440 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,200 Make sure you tell your form teacher.Whoo-hoo! 441 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,000 OK. Right, so, jogging on the spot, everyone. 442 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,080 Let's go, let's go. Jogging on the spot. 443 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,200 Sean, you're not better than everyone. Up we go. 444 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,880 Jogging on the spot. Thank you, right. 445 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,600 Ready? And... touch your toes. 446 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,680 Oh-oh! Oh! Oh! Stiffing hell. I'm not bending over. 447 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,280 Something might pop out. Three, four, five, six. 448 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,320 And nice lunge. 449 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,520 Oh! One, two, three, four... 450 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,640 I'm tired, sir! ..five, six. 451 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,760 Well, if you actually had some food at break, 452 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,960 you wouldn't be feeling tired, would you? 453 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,320 Exactly. So... Oh-ho-ho! 454 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,440 I hate this class! I ain't coming back. 455 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,800 Joshua, go stand outside for two minutes. 456 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,040 Come back in when you change your attitude. 457 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,120 Thank you. THEY SNORT 458 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,280 Yes, Mr Davies, sir. 459 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,600 Things seem quite peaceful in the villa today. 460 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,080 Something's not right. 461 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,960 You'll have to come back to find out... 462 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,120 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 463 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,080 RELAXED JAZZ 464 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,320 Wait, stop the music. MUSIC STOPS 465 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,680 I don't feel comfortable carrying on until Nicole's here. 466 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,920 Where is she? 467 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,840 SHOUTING: Nicole? 468 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,880 I can't see her anywhere. GIGGLING 469 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:23,000 There she is! Right, I think that's everyone. Let's continue. 470 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:27,800 No... Wait... We've lost Matilda. Where could she be? 471 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,520 You have got... You've got to be fucking jo... 472 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,160 I can see you! 473 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,800 Oh, never mind, I think I've found her. Back to it. 474 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,960 MUSIC RESUMES 475 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,880 Thank you. We've got loads more iconic clips for you. 476 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,240 Look at that bee. That's iconic. Look, a bee on honey. 477 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,320 That is hilarious. 478 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,760 OK, we've got funnier clips than that, 479 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,600 so let's get cameras back in position 480 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,600 so we can continue with the bants. 481 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,520 Right, see right now, ready? 482 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,000 "Not even my own mother would speak to me that way." 483 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,040 "Sorry, I can't help where I stood." 484 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,040 "Come back to Pencoed, d'you know that?" 485 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,960 "Had this accident, you said in the DM." 486 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,320 GIGGLING 487 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,760 Earlier on, things were eerily quiet, 488 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,040 but what happened next? 489 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,320 Rawr! SHRIEKING 490 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,760 GIGGLING 491 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,240 Nah, balance is restored. 492 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,520 If you thought the Olympics was the best place to watch people 493 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,160 standing on podiums, you're wrong, 494 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,400 because this week, the Islanders took part in a couple of sorts. 495 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,520 "Which couple is the hottest?" ALL:Ooh! 496 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,600 Guess we're the ugly three, then. We're the ugly couples! 497 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,480 Grace and Reuben were voted least likely to work on the outside, 498 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,760 resulting in them being dumped from the island. 499 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,000 But it didn't take long for Grace and Reuben 500 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,560 to celebrate their first-place win. 501 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,280 You can get your roots done! I can get my roots done!Yes! 502 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,640 Oh, mate, is there any snacks? I might fucking steal some snacks. 503 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,680 Once they've packed, or got the others to pack for them... 504 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,240 How do you get emojis? 505 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,360 Guys, someone's gonna have to sit on it. 506 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,920 I can't do it. Are you guys good? 507 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,040 THEY ALL GROAN 508 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,080 Jessy, I don't think we can shut this. 509 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,080 I can! I can! GROANS 510 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,680 ..there was only one thing left for Reuben to do. 511 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,720 What is up, guys? 512 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,480 We have just been kicked out of the Love Island villa. 513 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,600 What is going on right now, guys? 514 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,000 Honestly, it has been an absolute pleasure being here. 515 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,840 I've enjoyed every day and oh, my God, look who I've left with! 516 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:52,600 BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 517 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,600 Now, if that isn't a win, I don't know what is. 518 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,440 BLEATING:Oh-ho-ho-ho! 519 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,280 All right, over and out. I love you guys. 520 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,120 And sadly, that was it for Reuben's vlogs, 521 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,320 as villa rules clearly state that all phones 522 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,000 must be returned to production on departure. 523 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,240 Time now for another unseen clip 524 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,840 showing the ups and downs of life in the villa. 525 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,640 We've gotta see how many press-ups you two can do.Oh, yeah. 526 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,800 Hold on, hold on, let's think of a forfeit for the loser. 527 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,080 Drink an egg, raw. 528 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,680 That's actually a really good forfeit. 529 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,080 It's gonna be you anyway, so... 530 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,920 OK, ready? Three... Two... One... Go! 531 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,000 One... Two... Let's speed this along. 532 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,480 You don't need to see all the press-ups. 533 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,400 The important thing is Joey found it as difficult as Sean. 534 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,880 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 535 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,040 55... 56... 57... 58... Shit! 536 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,760 Sean's getting an egg! 537 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,640 Sean, you did so well. Too many waffles. 538 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,720 Sean, I'm so proud of you. You did really well there. 539 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,440 Shall we go and get your egg, Sean? Yeah? 540 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,880 Is it in there? Looks like it's in there. 541 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,120 It looks very raw.Very raw. It looks very raw. 542 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,880 It can't get any more raw-er than that. 543 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,600 Right. It's the rawest egg I've ever seen. 544 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,960 Cheers for today's gym session. Cheers. 545 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,920 I really appreciate it, Joey. No problem. 546 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,520 Thanks for taking part. No problem. 547 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,760 You crumbled first, but you know... 548 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,280 Egg-cellent work. Egg-cellent work. 549 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,680 Are you ready? Here you go.This is it. 550 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,880 Three... Two... One... 551 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,600 GIRLS RETCHING 552 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,200 Oh! I felt it pop in my mouth. 553 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,520 LAUGHTER 554 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,240 How was it, Sean? Pfft! 555 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,760 Would you do it again? 556 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,200 I'm egg-static about that. 557 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,760 That eggy is making me want to boff all over my microphone. 558 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,200 Left to their own devices in the villa, girls will be girls. 559 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,480 And as this unseen clip suggests, girls will also be boys. 560 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,640 Shall we do the impressions of the boys? 561 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,400 Joey's not got any distinctively Joey outfits. 562 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,680 Has he not got that carpet, Jessy? 563 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,240 Let me do Ayo's wardrobe. 564 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,240 Why do I like the jeans, though? 565 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,440 I feel like this is a good Ayo fit. That one uncle... 566 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,760 One bit tucked in, one tucked out. 567 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,720 His fucking Casa thing, it was literally like this... 568 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,600 Yeah, he was. He was sat there like... 569 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,640 He was a broken man. Oh, my God, Jessy. 570 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,080 The only thing you could do for Ciaran is this. 571 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,720 DISTANT LAUGHTER 572 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,120 I just feel like, you know, like, you know, like, 573 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,440 everyone's got their opinion, 574 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,840 and I'm still allowed to say my opinion. 575 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,720 LAUGHTER 576 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,800 Sweet. Genaan. Genaan!Genaan! 577 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,840 Genaan! Genaan! 578 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,000 Genaan! Genaan! 579 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,400 Genaan! Genaan! 580 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,960 Genaan! Genaan! 581 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,280 Joey, you're patronising me, man. You just patronising me. 582 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,320 You mean nothing to me. 583 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,720 THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER 584 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,200 Joey, I hear it, yeah? But what Josh is saying... 585 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,680 THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER Bam, bam, bam! 586 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,080 What Josh is saying is... is that... What I think he's saying is that... 587 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,480 Like, you know, like... I hear it, but... 588 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,720 But do you want my real opinion? Do want my real opinion? 589 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:30,360 Ciaran! Ciaran! 590 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,800 Let's do a chest bump. Three, two, one, go! 591 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,760 THEY SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER 592 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,960 Chest bump! THEY CHEER 593 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,200 It's Eggy Boff. 594 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,040 IAIN: Oh, no, I'm not having this again. 595 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,240 THEY SNIGGER 596 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,400 LAUGHTER, TEXT ALERT 597 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,040 I've got a text! 598 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,560 When you have been in a villa for the past eight weeks, 599 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,320 the little things count, eh, Ciaran? 600 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,560 We're going shopping! Yeah!Yay! 601 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,200 Splash the cash, baby! Let's go! 602 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,120 Let's do it! Uh! Shopping. 603 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,840 IAIN: Yes, shopping. Ciaran's specialist subject. 604 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,160 What was it, scan as you shop? Yeah. 605 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,560 You use them things? 606 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,960 Fucking sick. I don't. 607 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Do you know when you go into Tesco, though, right? 608 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,480 And it's busy as fuck. It's just cheat code, mate. 609 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,120 Is it? But what... How does it work? 610 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,480 You go round, you're just, "Up, doon, doon, doon, doon." 611 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,000 You go to where you go to pay, where you usually scan, 612 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,320 and it literally just all comes up. And then you just... 613 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,640 I never do it. I'm so old school. I'm so old school, though. 614 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,080 DIAL TONE 615 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,840 IAIN: Hello, Stirling Taxies, I'm outside now. 616 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,200 One-way trip to Magaluf, boys? 617 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,480 What? You wanna go to the shops? All right. 618 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,720 Sorry it's taking so long, boys, 619 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,760 having a bit of trouble getting out of first gear. 620 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,840 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 621 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,400 Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. A-ha-ha, yes. 622 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,600 Are you a good chef? I'm a good chef. 623 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,760 Are you? I'm a well good chef. Honestly. 624 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,000 Do you say "tomat-oh" or do you say "tomat-uh"? 625 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,720 Tomat-oh. Tomat-oh. 626 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,760 Do you say tomat-uh? Tomat-uh. Tuh-tuh. 627 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,600 Do you know what that is? I think we should leave that one. 628 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,480 Do you know what it is, though? Not... Not a clue right now. 629 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,520 Three? Un, dos, trois. 630 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,360 That's French. Yes, tres bacon. Gracias. 631 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,480 LAUGHTER 632 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,840 I'm trying. 633 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,360 He's Welsh. "Tres bacon?!" 634 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,280 What's that? Some horny paper. 635 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,840 Horny. No, sorry - papel horno? 636 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:47,760 Oh, horno. Do you need that? We could use it to cook. 637 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,320 Do we need any bird food? Maybe not. I think no. 638 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,280 We don't need to feed any birds. Don't need no birds' food. 639 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,520 Do we need cat food? Um... no, we ain't got any cats. 640 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,800 No. SHOPKEEPER: Asi? 641 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,400 ALL MURMUR APPROVAL Oh, si! 642 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,560 Si. Perfecto, eh? Perfectos. 643 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,440 Muy bien. I know that one. Muy bien! 644 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,560 SEAN:I hope you brought your wallet. 645 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,760 It's on Joey's AMEX card. 646 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,640 Ah, yeah, wait - Joey, who's paying for this? 647 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,280 Who's got any money?. I've got you. I'll pay 648 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,440 You get me lunch on the outside. Oh, sweet. 649 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,640 Boys, let's go and cook for our girls. 650 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,840 Gracias. 651 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,200 Yes, boys. Come on, then. Let's go. 652 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,560 Where to next? 653 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,320 IAIN: I hope I can get out of first gear, 654 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,400 or that ham's going to go off on the way back. 655 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,560 Oh, bugger. 656 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,120 IAIN STIRLING: It's Love Island: Unseen Bits. 657 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,640 Get in formation! Gotta do it at the same time! Yeah! 658 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,200 I don't know about you lot, but I'm so flippin' sad it's over. 659 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,800 They were both in a relationship with him, and... 660 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,360 No! GASPS 661 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,760 What was it? Where did that even go? 662 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,800 Where has your flip-flop gone? I've lost my flip. 663 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,120 Don't worry. We'll make sure to go out with a bang... 664 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,640 Bang, bang. Bang. 665 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,040 ..because we've got a few more high-octane unseen clips for you 666 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,320 until we get to the end. 667 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,840 So we'll throw in some more cute couple moments 668 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,160 just to soften the blow. 669 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,040 You know you have really small nipples? 670 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,960 Erm, noted. I like them, though. 671 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,880 Copy. 672 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,400 Your hair's boiling hot, though. Fucking hell! 673 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,760 That's enough. You're gonna end up in hospital. 674 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,040 SEAN FARTS Oh! 675 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,480 What did you just do? He just farted! 676 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,320 Who? What?! 677 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,320 Sean just wafted at me. Did you see what he done last night? 678 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,440 He wafted into his own face. That's actually diabolical! 679 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,800 Come on... What was you saying? 680 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,200 What was I saying? Pre-fart. 681 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:19,360 I was saying how cute you all are, and then you farted. 682 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,360 Oh, I'll miss this show! 683 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,840 This season has had it all. 684 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,840 It's been eight weeks of love, sweat and tears. 685 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,160 Mainly sweat, to be honest. 686 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:35,280 How sweaty was I last night? Oh, my God! 687 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,360 How what? How sweaty was I last night? 688 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,520 Oh, my God... It's not even normal. Sweaty shins! 689 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,840 SHE SPEAKS GIBBERISH Sweaty... 690 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,600 Sweaty, sweaty! Why are you...? 691 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,720 Oh, my God, that was so funny. Why are your shins sweaty, though? 692 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,440 I was literally drenched. I don't know why. I was literally... 693 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,640 I felt my pants, and it was, like, soaking wet. 694 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,800 I was like, "What? Have I just wet myself?" 695 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,840 Why are your shins sweaty? I need to know. 696 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,560 I don't get it. That's so crazy. 697 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,840 Honestly don't get it. 698 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,800 I don't know anyone else with "shetty"... My God! 699 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,640 That's a tongue-twister. I don't anyone else with... 700 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,720 "Sean's schwetty schwins". Sweaty shins. 701 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,960 Sean's sweaty shins. That's actually crazy. 702 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,040 Like, how did your shins produce sweat? 703 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,120 I think they're sweaty now. They are. I can feel 'em. 704 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,840 I think that's you, though. It's not! 705 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,480 It's actually not, cos my leg is dry. 706 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,280 Apart from where I'm touching your leg. 707 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,920 I'm not sure Sweet Shop Sean's sweaty shins 708 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,800 should be shown on TV... or streaming. 709 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,960 The final is just two days away, 710 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,160 and our five couples each settle into a romantic date in the villa. 711 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,360 They may look all smooth now, 712 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,480 but what you didn't see was the boys' prep. 713 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,000 Josh.Mm-hm?Your ting is... You know your ting is on? 714 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,040 Oh, my God! 715 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,120 Does that look like an M to you? 716 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,280 Er... Can't lie, bro. Not really. 717 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,240 What about that? 718 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,040 Has anyone seen my sweets? Sweets? 719 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,320 The bouquet. You know my little bouquet? Like... 720 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,360 What, the green bowtie thing? Yeah. 721 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,240 I... You put them out! 722 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,400 LAUGHTER Sweet. 723 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,160 Is this hot chocolate? 724 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,800 Do you need help blowing? It's all right. 725 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,320 You're out of breath. Mate, I'm so out of breath. 726 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,720 Ciaran! You all right? All right, mate. 727 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,960 Just tired from blowing up so many balloons. 728 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,400 Oh, Joey... What? 729 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,360 Do you wanna do that? I have to, mate. 730 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,560 Why? Have it as, like, a dip, bro. I'm putting it back in. 731 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,040 Don't put ketchup on there and put it back in.Why not? 732 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,280 Nah, Joey, don't... Joey, don't do that. 733 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,280 Has Sean started cooking his steak? No. 734 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,560 Has he started cooking anything at all?No. 735 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,360 So much pressure, man. 736 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,280 Are any of youse absolutely boiling? I'm sweating it out, brother. 737 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,720 I'm sweating up, mate. Literally sweating it out. 738 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,200 It's... 739 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:22,200 And this week, I asked our Islanders to do Islander impressions. 740 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,920 I can't do impressions at all! 741 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,520 This is gonna go horribly wrong. 742 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,360 "My name's Ciaran. I'm from Wales." 743 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,520 If he's in a mood, "Nicole!" 744 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,320 "Nicole!" "Nicole!" 745 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,960 "Would you tell Nicole 746 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,040 "that I'm dressed as Crocodile Dundee tonight?" 747 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,600 "Say swear." "Say swear." 748 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,520 "What? I never knew that." 749 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,920 Mimii's just like, "Ha-ha."When she laughs, she just goes, "Ah-ha!" 750 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,840 "Hee-hee, hee-hee, hee-hee." 751 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,560 Or she sneezes like, "Chew." 752 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,240 "Chew!""Chew!" "Chew!" 753 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,400 "Er, Joey, d'you wanna go for a chat?" 754 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,000 "I'm just sitting here on my own." "I'm not backing Joey, yeah." 755 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,520 "When Joey's in the wrong, I'm gonna back him." 756 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,360 "Right, ladies!" "You're a heart-shaped peach." 757 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,640 "Giant Strawb." "Pair of fangs." 758 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,560 "Because you've gotta get your teeth stuck into everyone." 759 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,320 "I know what everyone's been saying about me." 760 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,400 "I'm just obsessed with you." "I'm obsessed with you, Ayo." 761 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,960 "Say it back.""I'm obsessed with you, Ayo, say it back." 762 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,920 They're going, "I'm so obsessed with you, say it back." 763 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,600 BAD WELSH ACCENT: "Ciaran, you're so lush." 764 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,720 What the fuck was that? "Ciaran...""Ciaran..." 765 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:39,760 "Oh, here, Ciar, you're doing my head in.""Who's Emma?" 766 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,000 Josh is like, "Oh, you good, Jess, yeah?" 767 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,480 "Miimes, want some breakfast?" "D'you want some breakfast? 768 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,960 "Are you hungry, have you eaten?" "Yeah, steady. 769 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,480 "Yeah, you good, yeah?" CHUCKLES 770 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,640 Matilda's got this very unique laugh, I always hear it. 771 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,760 It's like... MIMICS LAUGH 772 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,160 "Aah!""Ooh-ooh-ooh!" HE CHUCKLES 773 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,720 "My name's Joey Essex, and I'm the king wafta, 774 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,000 "no-one wafts like me, d'you know what I mean?" 775 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,920 "Sausage sarn." "Garlic naan.""Genaan?" 776 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,960 "I wasn't on a secret mish, I was employed, genaan?" 777 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,480 "When I say mission, you say..." No, oh, yeah. 778 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,440 "When I see secret, you say..." 779 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:31,640 IAIN: That's it from Beach Hut Bonanza for this series. 780 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,760 Hey, guys, welcome back to my vlog. What is up? 781 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,680 The final is just days away, 782 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,880 which means this is the last unseen bit of the series. 783 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,200 Hi, guys! 784 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,920 So I'm gonna swipe back through my reels... 785 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,280 Yes, Maya, looking reem. ..and get all in my feels. 786 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,200 Argh!Do that one more time. HE HUFFS 787 00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:00,880 It's gonna be totes emoshe. Cue the dramatic slow mo... 788 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:05,480 It's not opening...and the clips of Islanders you can barely remember. 789 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,680 Let's do it. It's the end of the series. 790 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:10,640 Unseen Bits seen bits end-of-the-series montage. 791 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,320 THEY SHRIEK 792 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,240 "Tonight, on Love Island." Who wants to pop a spot on my arse? 793 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,360 My toes are naughty, look at these. SHE SHRIEKS 794 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,600 GROANS 795 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:42,440 Ooh!See, you've got layers, you're a fun guy. You're funny. 796 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,120 See, you're just bending and breathing.Oh? 797 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,720 SQUAWKS One more.I'm gonna be sick. 798 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,000 Would you rather have a bit of broccoli for a vagina, 799 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,360 or asparagus for earwax? Asparagus.Yeah. 800 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,560 I really don't know how this works. You're the salt to my pepper. 801 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,720 Oh, my God. BURPS 802 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,800 You're the peanut to my butter. BURPS AND LAUGHS 803 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,280 The marsh to my mallow.Aah! BELCHES 804 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,920 You're the baked to my beans. 805 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,240 One thing I like about people is noses.Really? 806 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,000 Yeah.Do I love my slippers more than Nicole? 807 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,920 I think I'd be quite a good Prime Minister.I think you would. 808 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,440 I would make nails free to girls, I would make hair free to girls. 809 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,080 If you ever see a polar bear, just, like, flex your muscles. 810 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,680 What liquids are you putting in your fingers?Petrol, Mayo... 811 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:32,600 Lip gloss.Yeah. Perfume.Mm-hm. 812 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,480 Ice coffee.Oh, yes. Konnor with a K. 813 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,120 ALL:Konnor with a K. You wanna game? 814 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,520 Are you joking? Course I wanna game. I want a game. 815 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,920 I also want a biscuit.Oh, no. Beanbags in the pool. 816 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,680 Does anyone ever lie down and just shake their arse? 817 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,960 Are we melons, no? Are we doughnuts, no? 818 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,400 I'm a rock star. Floccinaucinihilipilification. 819 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,160 Pardon me?What's a boner? THEY LAUGH 820 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,760 Rah! 821 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,560 Couples flossing. 822 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,600 Aaah! My bum's out. 823 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,120 THEY CHUCKLE Keep going. 824 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,840 THEY GRUNT 825 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,080 Huh! Huh! Huh! 826 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:18,920 What a life. 827 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,160 Mm. 828 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,040 IAIN: That's Love Island: Unseen Bits signing off. 829 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,720 Enjoy the final and see you next series 830 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,520 for more Love Island: Unseen Bits. 831 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,040 Oh, my God, it's still recording. M'kay. 832 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,080 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com