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My mum named my boobs
Phil and Grant. Your...

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We're back,
but it's not business as usual.

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It's the same thing.

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♪ I'll take you for a ride

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♪ Who's looking for some fun? ♪

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The villa has been overhauled
from head to toes.

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Hands up for toe sucking.

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ISLANDERS, CHANTING: Suck her toe!
Suck her toe!

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It's gonna be raunchy.

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CHEERING

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It's gonna be risque.
I love that one, too!

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And it's gonna be downright rude.

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SHE BLEATS

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♪ You want that party?
Get ready, get ready... ♪

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Add to that a blizzard of snogging,

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snacking...
It's got a soggy bottom.

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...rapping...

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Here we go
I believe in cheese.

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...plus regular travel updates.

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Oh, my God. Help, help!

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It can only mean one thing.

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It's the return
of Love Island: Unseen Bits!

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Mm. We're actually talking
about foreign literature.

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SHE SNORTS

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We were all witness
to a television event

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of truly cosmic proportions.

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The big bosses of Love Island
have spent months

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studying the universe
and consulting scientific experts.

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Their conclusion?

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The original big bang
got one thing wrong - daytime.

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The Love Island gods have spoken
and turned day into night.

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HALLOWEEN THEME PLAYS,
WOLF HOWLS

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SCREAM ECHOES

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Day is the new night,
and black is...

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Well, black is still the new black.

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And in the biggest-ever shake-up
to the format,

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we had night-time entrances.

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♪ Hey, surprise, how's your day?

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♪ Nice to meet you
Ready to be amazed? ♪

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How we getting out of here?

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How do you get out of here?
Ah!

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LORENZO AND ANGELISTA
GRUNTING

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Come on. Oh, my gosh. Help me.

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Whoo!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Oh, my God!

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Hi!

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Oh, my God.

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O-M-G!

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Oh, my... Nah, I'm gonna be sick.
SHE GASPS

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Nah! What the hell?!
Crazy.

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Hi! Oh, my God!
Yeah!

53
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Oh, my God! Help, help!

54
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Thank you.
Might just bring you this side.

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Thank you, thank you.
No problem.

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Whoo!

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Oh, my days. Yes, sir!

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Hi!
Hi, what you saying? You all right?

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Do we get out?
Oh, sweet. Probably.

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SHE LAUGHS
Do we just get out?

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Here's to you.
Here's to you.

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Here's to me.
Here's to me.

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Here's to us.
Here's to us.

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Here's to we!
Here's to we!

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CHEERING
AND SCREAMING

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But before they even
set foot in the villa,

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our brand-new Islanders got
to introduce themselves to the world

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in those super-sexy packagey things
back in a TV studio in London.

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♪ I'm coming with the boom. ♪

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Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
Oh, no, they've gone.

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Where have they gone?
Get me Meow-a Jama!

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RINGING TONE

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RAPID INDISTINCT VOICE SPEAKS
Hello, it's me.

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RAPID CHATTER RESUMES

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Iain Stirling.
RAPID CHATTER RESUMES

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"Iain" with two Is.
RAPID CHATTER RESUMES

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The funny Scottish guy?
No, that's Lewis Capaldi.

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RAPID CHATTER
At the studio. Where is everyone?

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RAPID CHATTER

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Ooh, it was all change with the
profiles too this series. Fancy!

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RAPID CHATTER

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What do you mean it's secret?
RAPID CHATTER

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Well, we will see about that.
I'll find you!

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
THEME PLAYS

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I'll take to the air.

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Wait, is there a plane?

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Do you see a plane?

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PLANE ENGINE
WHIRRING NEARBY

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Can't even see the planes.

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I'll take to the sea.

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I'll take to the air... again.

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Ah! Anyone know how to steer
these things?

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Whee! Do these things have a brake?

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Oh, my gosh!
Waaaaah!

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Look. And that's how free
I wanna be.

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Oh, I think I've found them.

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And here are some of the bits of
the profiles you didn't see before.

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♪ Ah, check it out, check it out
Icon, icon... ♪

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How we doing, guys? View's lovely.

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Gorgeous. Perfect settings.
Ready to get going.

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Oh, my God. It's sensational.
Look at the view. Love.

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One sec.
EXHALES

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I just love kissing people.
No, I can't say that.

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Cut that.
LAUGHS

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Cut! Cut! Cut that! Oh, my God!

106
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Ooh! Is it hot?
Guys, we're in Mallorca!

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I feel like I'm, like,
a hologram version of me.

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Like, I'm not actually here yet.
Like, I cannot process this.

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♪ Star, star... ♪

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BIRD SCREECHES
♪ Straight trippin' when I see it

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♪ Star, star
Bass kickin', can you feel it?

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♪ Star, star
Space tippin' when I bring it

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♪ Star, star
Yeah, we livin' like that... ♪

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I haven't had a mirror, so I don't
know what I bloody look like.

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It's like... rawr!

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♪ Can't resist you
Wanna shake it about

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♪ They wanna see
What all the fuss is about

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♪ I've been straight trippin'

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♪ When I see it, so in

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♪ Bass kickin', can you feel it?

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♪ Count down, space tippin'
When I bring it

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♪ Move out now... ♪

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BIRD SCREECHES
♪ Yeah, we're movin' like that... ♪

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What's that saying?

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You've got to break a few hearts
before you meet your prince?

126
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Is that it? Oh, no,
it's "kiss a few frogs", isn't it?

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LAUGHS

128
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Well, that's my saying.
I've changed it.

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I don't think there's anyone like me
on planet Earth, period.

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Like, I actually just don't.

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And if you know someone like me,
please call the number here.

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But I don't think you do.
I genuinely think...

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And I'm not even waffling.
This is no chicken waffle, yeah?

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I genuinely think
I could beat a shark in a fight.

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As in, if I'm in the sea,
and a shark's at me one-on-one...

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JAWS THEME PLAYS
...I'm coming out on top.

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Like, ask any of my friends.
Call them at home.

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I promise you.
I've been saying this for years.

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All you've got to do is,
it's coming... Bang! It's gone.

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You didn't even see that coming.

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Thank you.

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SCREAM ECHOING

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Having spent all their time
brainstorming the reboot

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of the Islanders' big entrance,

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the producers completely forgot
about the coupling up.

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This time, there are no games.

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It's all down to you lot
to sort it out amongst yourselves.

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Genius! Get the Islanders
to figure it out

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so the rest of us can clock off
and go to bed.

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So, yes, Love Island is doing things
a little differently this year.

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But one thing that will never change
are the "get to know you" chats.

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They're as awkward as ever.
Right.

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Do you need help?
No.

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Are you s...? Yeah, I think...

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SHE GRUNTS
Elegant! Look at that. Profess...

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Whoa, shit.
Yeah, you have to be careful.

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OK.
Ooh! My God.

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This is how you get the ick, though.
What?

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On something like this.
No!

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Do you wanna get some water?
Erm, yes, please.

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I'm gonna get you some.
Yes, please.

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Bear with. Bear with,
bear with, bear with.

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Where can... ?
Wait, what you eating?

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Ice lollies, bro.

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Help yourself.
Oh. Oh, this is cool.

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Ho-ho!

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I wanted water, but fuck that.

168
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Do you do Brazilian jujitsu?

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No. What is wrong...? That is so...

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No, no, no. Cos...
Who have you dated, like?

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I've never dated anyone who does it,
because I can't cope with that.

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I feel like people judge me...
Yeah.

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...just based on how I look,
like I'm a fuck boy.

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Yeah. I do think you do give that.

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I wouldn't say I am.

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You do give "fuck boy",
not gonna lie. Yeah.

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Do you want
an ice lolly instead?

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No, thank you.

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TAPPING ON CAN,
CAN HISSES

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What's the Scottish lingo, then?

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What's "aye", then?
Is that just like "yeah"?

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Yeah. Aye.
Aye. What else is there?

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I'm trying to think. What would
you call that in the kitchen?

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Like, you see that bit
where the sink is?

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See there?

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What, what?
Like, that.

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Oh, what, the bit in the middle?

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It's an island.
No! Like...

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What, what?
Just the full hing.

190
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Like, what is that to you?
Like, a countertop?

191
00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,479
It's a kitchen.
The surface!

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I don't know! It's a... a...
What would you call it, like...?

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I'm trying to think.
"Oh, go put that on the... counter?"

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Counter, yeah. Counter, yeah.
Yeah.

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That's a bunker.
A bunker? Aye.

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"Aye. Aye!"
HE CHUCKLES

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Do you want a new...
Do you want a new cup? Yes, please.

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It's fine. Bear with.

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Where are the cups?
What do you need? Cups?

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Yeah.
For what? Water?

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Yeah.
SHE LAUGHS

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Oh, this is... this is fresh. Is it?
Wash it out.

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No, I'm rinsing it.
There, use the filter in the fridge.

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Angelista did eventually
get her chat with Ope...

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about 30 seconds
before the sun came up.

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As we saw in the main show,

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it wasn't long
before Jasmine learned

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that Lorenzo really has a way
with words.

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I feel like you're very promiscuous.

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You could be, like...
No, not in a bad way!

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HE LAUGHS

212
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,159
No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.

213
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,959
What?!
You're very sexy.

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Promiscuous?
Maybe I used that word wrong.

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00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,639
I'm so far off of that,
you have no idea.

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That's not promiscuous. Maybe I
chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.

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Not maybe.
It should have been "Maneater".

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00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,959
Yeah.
Yeah, not p...

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HE LAUGHS

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You'd think Lorenzo
might watch his tongue

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after the first obnoxious outburst,

222
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but au contraire, turns out,
he was just getting started.

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A tart is a good thing.
It's like a...

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Is it fuck!
No.

225
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,960
What? So it's our fault?
I would say, "Aidan's a top tart."

226
00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,959
Are we calling...
Are we calling each other tarts?

227
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,959
Yeah.
Yeah?

228
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AIDAN LAUGHS
I don't know about that, bro.

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This is lost on me.

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Brilliant. I'm just not gonna speak
for the next...

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Yeah, you know he said
I look promiscuous?

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LORENZO LAUGHS
What does that mean?

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What do you mean
"what does that mean"?

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00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,639
Like mysterious and...
Yes! No!

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That's what I thought.
No. Do you know what it means?

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It means you're like a ho.
What is it?

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Like, you're like a ho.
No, it's not.

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00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,959
Yes, that's what it means.

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00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,999
I'm not sure that "like a ho"

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is the exact Oxford English
Dictionary definition

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of "promiscuous",
but close enough, Jasmine.

242
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,999
In this next unseen clip,

243
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,959
Ellie has something
she wants to get off her chest.

244
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,959
My mum named my boobs
Phil and Grant.

245
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,959
Your...
HE LAUGHS

246
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,959
Which one's Phil? Which one's Grant?
Don't know. That's her.

247
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,959
That's her choice.
Can I name them now, then? Right.

248
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,000
Can I have a look?
Yes. So...

249
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,959
...I'm thinking...

250
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,959
SHE SNICKERS
Wait, what did she call them?

251
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,319
Phil and Grant,
like the Mitchell brothers.

252
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,960
EASTENDERS THEME PLAYS

253
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,959
I've never heard of them.
EastEnders?

254
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,959
Oh, Phil and Grant! OK, OK.
Yeah!

255
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,959
SHE LAUGHS
I don't think you're gonna beat it.

256
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,959
We'll go Phil and Grant, then.
I don't think you can beat it.

257
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,959
It's an absolute belter. Now
everyone just knows them as that.

258
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,959
Does she...? She doesn't
actually say that, though,

259
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,639
like, when you come downstairs?

260
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,479
"How's your Phil and Grant
getting on?" No, no.

261
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,959
She put it on her Instagram story
when it was the one year.

262
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,959
She went, "Happy one year
to Phil and Grant."

263
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,959
They look magnificent.

264
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,959
DOOF DOOF

265
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,959
EASTENDERS THEME PLAYS

266
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,960
THEME SLOWS TO A HALT

267
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,319
Ever wondered
what it would be like

268
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,959
if we had Alan Partridge
on Love Island?

269
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,959
Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty
good idea in this unseen clip.

270
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,959
Uh-huh!
Where are you from?

271
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,999
Hertfordshire.
You. Me!

272
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,959
Hertfordshire.
Whereabouts is that, though?

273
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,959
Is that up?
Yeah. OK, I'm down.

274
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,959
It's not. Is it not down?
It's south. Round the M25.

275
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,959
Yeah, about that. I don't know.
What's your junction?

276
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,959
LAUGHTER

277
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,959
What? "What junction are you?"

278
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,959
I've never heard that in my life!
"22!"

279
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,959
How do you not know?
You come off on the junction.

280
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,959
I know the motorway.

281
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,959
We're probably quite close
junctions. Junction 22!

282
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,959
Yeah, I think we are.
Yeah, I feel like I'm seven...

283
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,639
No, I'm five,
and you're, like, seven.

284
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,959
How do they work out where the
junction...? The motorway don't end.

285
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,959
Where does the motorway start
and end?

286
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,959
Cos there isn't.
If you've got London in the middle,

287
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,959
right, Hertfordshire's north-east...

288
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,959
This is where I get a little bit
lost, so just slow it down.

289
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,959
I just know London's there,
and that's as good as it gets.

290
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,959
What are you finding lost?
I just said London's in the middle!

291
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,959
OK, carry on.
Right, London there.

292
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,479
Mm-hm. Yep.
This is London.

293
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,959
Where is it?
Like, just north of London?

294
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,959
North-west. North-east.

295
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,959
Yeah, so, Essex is literally...
Ah!

296
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,959
Essex is near, yeah.
OK, just simple, simple wording.

297
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,959
So north of London.
You've got Hertfordshire.

298
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,959
Then you've got Essex,
and then you've got Kent. No?

299
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,959
Yes. So, you go round the M25...
Now he's talking.

300
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,959
Like you go... wrap it around.
Yeah, so you go round the M25...

301
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,959
Are you actually understanding this,
or is it going...?

302
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,959
No, no, no. I know my maps.
OK. Do you actually?

303
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,959
I'm good with my maps, yeah.
Do you drive to...?

304
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,639
We're like, "Huh?"
Yeah. I drive in Scotland.

305
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,959
I'm fine.
All right.

306
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,959
Do you drive on the right
in Scotland? Eh?

307
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,959
Do you drive on the right
in Scotland?

308
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,959
Is it, then?
There's no way.

309
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,959
Do you?
What?

310
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,959
Is it left-hand drive, your cars?
Do you drive on the right?

311
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,959
Left-hand drive like normal.
No!

312
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,959
You drive on the left, babe.
Just the same as England.

313
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,639
Same as England, right?
Aye.

314
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,959
Oh, my God. You never know.
It's a different fucking land.

315
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,959
Do they have junctions there?
LAUGHTER

316
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,959
Aye. We do.
And dragons.

317
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,959
And dragons!
What junction are you?

318
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,159
I don't know.
Oh, OK.

319
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,959
Does no-one know their junctions?
No-one knows!

320
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,959
I don't think
it's a normal thing to ask.

321
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,960
I've never been asked it. But
I rate it. It's something different.

322
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,959
Time for quick dip into
our Islanders' preshow interviews

323
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,959
to ask Ope, "What are you like?"

324
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,959
People always think I'm...
I'm gonna be "uns-uns" all the time,

325
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,639
but I'm actually like...
Ah, ran out of time.

326
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,960
Well, come back after
to find out in his own words...

327
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,959
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.

328
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,959
♪ You take me higher
Than I've ever been, baby. ♪

329
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,999
We're here with the same old
predictable cheesy unseen footage

330
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,959
from the last week in the villa.

331
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,319
Here we go, one, two, three

332
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,639
I believe in cheese

333
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,959
Can you stop, please?

334
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,959
No, my G

335
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,959
Cos I'm rapping 'bout cheese.

336
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,959
Anything you want from us, girls?

337
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,959
Go to the end, pose, come back,
and then I'll go.

338
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,959
If you say so.

339
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,960
GIRLS CHEER

340
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,159
We'll give you
the energy boost you need.

341
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,959
HE BEATBOXES

342
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,959
We've got hard-hitting clips...

343
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,959
And again! Ay, ay! And again! Whoo!

344
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,319
...and full-body flips.

345
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,959
Fantastic.

346
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,959
Just say it like it is.

347
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,959
Like a duck on water.
Duck to water.

348
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,959
You... It's the same thing.
HE LAUGHS

349
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,959
This year's Islanders
really are the GOAT.

350
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,959
SHE BLEATS
Oh, m...

351
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,959
Whoa!
I'm not even trying that one.

352
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,800
SHE MEOWS
What the fuck is going on?

353
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,959
Earlier, we rudely interrupted Ope

354
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,960
while talking about
his favourite subject - Ope. But...

355
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,959
People always think
I'm gonna be "uns-uns" all the time,

356
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,639
but I'm actually like,
"uns-un, uns-un", know what I mean?

357
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,959
There's... Again,
Opes is a different... Opes is a...

358
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,999
I'm like an onion. So, you know
that whole ting with Shrek?

359
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,639
I'm like an onion. Opes is an onion.

360
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,960
Caption that - "Ope's onions".
That can be...

361
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,959
CHUCKLES

362
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,799
Not sure likening yourself
to a vegetable that stinks

363
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,800
and makes people cry is
a great idea, Ope, but you do you.

364
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,799
Islander Ellie is flying the flag
for Scotland this year,

365
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,999
and she expected a language barrier
at Mallorca Airport

366
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,999
but not inside the villa.

367
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,959
Is Shrek Scottish?
Yeah.

368
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,999
Is who? Shrek?
Yeah. Yeah.

369
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,319
That's just a wild comment
to just whack out with.

370
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,959
That's a good point, actually.
I didn't think of that.

371
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,959
Shrek's Scottish, in't he?

372
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,959
You're in bed with Shrek.
Well done, Aidan.

373
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,960
Fiona!
LAUGHTER

374
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,959
Donkey.

375
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,959
So, what am I, Shrek?
Is that what...? Like, what...?

376
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,959
You can be Fiona,
and then he can be Lord Farquaad.

377
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,960
Lord Farquaad.
LAUGHTER

378
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,959
Where is that ogre?

379
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
LAUGHTER

380
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,959
What the fuck?

381
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,959
That was a fab impression.

382
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,959
Where is that ogre?

383
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,959
Luckily, she didn't
turn into an ogre last night.

384
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,959
LAUGHTER

385
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,959
And so Ellie discovered
that a snog from Aidan

386
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,960
wasn't true love's first kiss.

387
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,959
I took one look at the paint job
around that fire pit

388
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,639
and thought to myself, "There's
no way it could get any more blue."

389
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,959
GIRLS SQUEALING

390
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,319
But it did get more blue
for the first challenge

391
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,960
of the series - Phone Roulette.

392
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,319
One by one, our Islanders
had to pick a phone out at random.

393
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,959
Lorenzo.

394
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,959
That phone then received a text
containing a dare to be completed

395
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,959
by the owner of the phone.

396
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,319
Oh!

397
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,959
"Suck the toes of an Islander
of your choice."

398
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,959
ISLANDERS, CHANTING: Suck her toe,
suck her toe, suck her toe!

399
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,320
So let's do a call-back and dial up
the dares we didn't get to see.

400
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,959
Samraj!

401
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,959
CHEERING,
TEXT ALERT

402
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,959
Ooh, here we go.

403
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,960
OK.
Oh, no!

404
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,959
I'd suck all the toes again.
Oh!

405
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,959
"Perform your favourite sex position

406
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,960
"with the Islander
you think would be best in bed."

407
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,959
Oh, no, I'm scared.

408
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,959
Got to lie down, though.

409
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,960
And then put this leg over
like this.

410
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,959
Like this.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

411
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,959
I love that one, too!
That's a great position.

412
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,959
Yeah, does anyone know
the actual, like, name for that?

413
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,159
It's called the Samraj Special.
LAUGHTER

414
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,800
LAUGHS
Lorenzo!

415
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,959
TEXT ALERT

416
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,799
"Say who you think
is in the wrong couple

417
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,959
"and who they should be
with instead." Oh.

418
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,999
That's a good question.

419
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,959
The couple that I can't see working,
I'd probably say Sam and Robyn.

420
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,159
I don't think
Sam's got to know Lola.

421
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,959
I think Sam and Lola could be...
Ooh!

422
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,959
Could be a little vibe
going on, yeah.

423
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,959
I think Robyn should be with...

424
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,959
I think she should be with George.

425
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,959
Ooh.

426
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,959
Cos she likes George.

427
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,959
LAUGHTER
Fucking hell!

428
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,960
Seriously?!

429
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,960
I like Robyn, so...
Aw!

430
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,959
Ellie!

431
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,479
CHEERING

432
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,959
TEXT ALERT
Ding, ding.

433
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,959
"Have a three-way kiss with two boys
you fancy the most."

434
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,319
That's a good one.
You haven't got to pick me.

435
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,319
Are you messing?
This is your time to shine.

436
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,960
Give her a kiss.

437
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Right.

438
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,960
LAUGHTER

439
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,960
CHEERING,
APPLAUSE

440
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,959
Where are you going?
You can just do it there.

441
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,959
Oh, do it here, look.
Oooooooooh!

442
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,959
Oh, I don't how to do it, though.
Fucking hell.

443
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,959
Go on, Fitzy!

444
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,959
Tongue!

445
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,159
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

446
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,959
It's all love, brother.
It's all love.

447
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,959
Aidan, was he a good kisser?
Oh, he's a great kisser, mate.

448
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,959
Next time,
we'll do it without Ellie.

449
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,160
CHUCKLES

450
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,959
After he spent the first night
with his foot stuck in his mouth,

451
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,959
you'd think Lorenzo
would have enjoyed that challenge,

452
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,959
but apparently not.

453
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,959
Do you like a toe sucking?
No.

454
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,959
No. No, not normally.
No? Who does?

455
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,959
"Not normally".
Hands up for toe sucking. Oh.

456
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,959
Oh. There's more than we thought.

457
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,959
I love it being done to me.

458
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,959
Really?
Oh, that's so hot. What the fuck?

459
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,959
I've never really, like, let someone
suck my toes, so I wouldn't know.

460
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,479
I don't think it's very nice, babe.

461
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,959
Wait, Jasmine, what do you like
about it? What is it?

462
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,959
Well, it's nice in, like,
sexual situations.

463
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,959
It's not nice just on a reg.

464
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,959
LAUGHTER

465
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,159
Tuesday afternoon,
where are those toes at?

466
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,959
At the office
getting her toes sucked.

467
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,959
Well, Lorenzo
will be a pro now, so...

468
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,999
Well, not after that performance,
no. I think... You can teach me.

469
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,960
Shall I?
Yeah. Ooh. Maybe not.

470
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,959
Is it just the toe sucking,

471
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,959
or, like, does the tongue
run across the toes?

472
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,959
Whatever you want. All of it.
Right.

473
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,959
But you're freaked out by feet?
What did you say?

474
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,479
Are you freaked out by feet?
Not freaked out by feet.

475
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:15,959
I just don't... think that...
I just don't think much of feet.

476
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,959
I like a nice foot,

477
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,959
but I won't be, like,
"Oh, yeah, that's a good foot!"

478
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,960
Mm. Like I say,
I'm more about the arms.

479
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,959
You've never said that.

480
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,959
"Like I say",
like I'm supposed to know.

481
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,959
Yeah, skinny arms.
Skinny arms?

482
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,959
Yes, I told you that.

483
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,959
Anyone else fancy skinny arms?

484
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,959
I'd ask for a show of hands,
but I'm afraid that Lorenzo

485
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,640
would suck those hands
right up to the armpit.

486
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,959
Everyone knows that a coffee

487
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,959
is not just a simple morning brew
in the villa

488
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,959
and that a latte
is a Love Island love language.

489
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,959
And Aidan is worried he may be

490
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,959
"expresso-ing" himself
a little too much.

491
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,959
Where's the ice?
SHE LAUGHS

492
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:58,960
What's in 'ere?

493
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,959
How many ice cubes do you want?

494
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,959
One, two?
Four. Four?!

495
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,639
Nah, that's not going to fit.
That's gonna fall out the cup.

496
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,959
I know. Two, please.

497
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,959
So, I'm making a coffee
in the morning.

498
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,959
Basically, it instigates, you know,

499
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,959
that things are quite serious, really.

500
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,959
It means you have, you know...

501
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,959
you might have genuine feelings
towards somebody.

502
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,959
Why is it there?
What?

503
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,959
Do you not fill it up?
All the way to the top?

504
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,999
Just try that. Try that.
And I'll see if I fill it up.

505
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,960
Cos I don't know if you need
more milk in there or coffee.

506
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,959
Mm. Nice
HE LAUGHS

507
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,479
What's that? Is that a yay or a nay?
No.

508
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,959
Do you want more milk in it or what?

509
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,959
No.
That'll do, won't it?

510
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,959
I need... caramel.
Don't be fussy, eh?

511
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,159
I'm not. I'm gonna just
put caramel in it. Don't be fussy.

512
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,959
'I don't see it as a serious thing.

513
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,959
'Like, making someone a coffee
in the morning,

514
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,959
'I think, is quite normal.'

515
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,959
Just cos I made her
her one this morning,

516
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,959
if I make everyone
a coffee tomorrow,

517
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,959
it's kind of not seen
as that serious.

518
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,959
Then I can kind of ease my way
out of it.

519
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,959
That's not gonna happen, by the way.

520
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,479
I'm not gonna get up
and make everyone a coffee.

521
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,959
If you do end up making coffees,
Aidan, I'll have a double shot

522
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,640
mocha choca defrocha frappe
nacha De Niro, thank you.

523
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,959
The title of this next unseen clip
is on the tip of my tongue.

524
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,959
Do you wanna know a fun fact?

525
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,959
Go on.
If you look at anything,

526
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,960
your tongue knows exactly
what it would feel like to lick it.

527
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,959
Are you flirting with me?

528
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,959
No, I swear.
SHE LAUGHS

529
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,959
But if you wanna take it that way,
grand. I was actually dead serious.

530
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,999
Look at anything
and imagine licking it.

531
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,959
Your tongue knows
exactly what it'll be like.

532
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,959
Look at the net, the pillow. It
knows exactly what it'll feel like.

533
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,959
That's overstimulating for my brain.
Isn't that weird? Isn't it?

534
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,959
That's overstimulating for my brain.
It's cool, though.

535
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,959
Yeah, it actually is, to be fair.
That's a fun fact.

536
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,319
Never knew that.
Right, any other fun facts?

537
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,959
Do you have any for me?

538
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,959
I've got a fun fact for you, Sean -
it's time for a break.

539
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,320
So we'll have to come back later
and find out...

540
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,959
You're watching
Love Island: Unseen Bits,

541
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,999
so let's get this party started.

542
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,639
Do you want me to show you
what I'm like DJing?

543
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,959
I'll give youse a show.
OK, ready?

544
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,960
OPE BEATBOXES

545
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,960
Whooooo!

546
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,960
Yeah, say that.
That's me on the decks! Oi, oi, oi!

547
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,959
We've danced back
through the last seven days

548
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,959
of the amazing bits
that didn't get picked.

549
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,959
Have I got a bogey?

550
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,959
Definitely in there.
Mate, well, go blow your nose.

551
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,959
No, can you pick it out?
Can you fuck off?

552
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,959
These new Islanders
are always ready for a close-up.

553
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,640
Oh! You fucker.

554
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,959
They certainly know
how to strike a pose.

555
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,959
What's that called?

556
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,959
That's the downward dog.
You've dossed your head.

557
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,959
Are you all right, babe?
Where's the "down"?

558
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,960
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits.

559
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,959
Before the break, Sean was
about to impart another fun fact.

560
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,959
Any other fun facts?
Do you have any for me?

561
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,960
So, go on, then, Sean.

562
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,959
About me?
Right. A platypus.

563
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,639
What the fuck's a platypus?
Oh, my God.

564
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,959
Perry the Platypus.
Phineas And Ferb.

565
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,639
Phineas And Ferb!
Yes, you do know.

566
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,959
So, a platypus. Does it sweat...

567
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,959
water, blood or milk?

568
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,959
Water.
Milk.

569
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,959
Milk?
It sweats out milk. Isn't that...?

570
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,639
How the fuck do you know that?
I like platypus. No, I don't know.

571
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,799
I can't remember.
I think I heard it at a table quiz.

572
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,959
To be fair, though,
you are a teacher.

573
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,000
I don't teach the kids that, though.
"Today, we've platypuses."

574
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,959
The girls are wasting no time.

575
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,959
It may only be week one,

576
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,959
but they're already discussing
their type on paper.

577
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,959
I really like chick flicks. Yeah.
You know when they're nothing-y?

578
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,959
You're reading,
like, psychological books.

579
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,479
That's so different to me.
I'm just like...

580
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,319
I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl...

581
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,959
Me too.
...not gonna lie.

582
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,959
We're literally a book club, guys.

583
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,960
Yeah, eat your heart out, BBC Four.
We can also do highbrow.

584
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,959
I love Claire Douglas.

585
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,960
She does, like, murder mysteries.
Ooh!

586
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,959
I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
No.

587
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,959
I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
I'm a self-help kind of book.

588
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,959
With self-help books, I'm like,
I low-key know half of this already.

589
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,479
This is basic knowledge.
You should know this shit!

590
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,959
Like, who is living their life
not knowing this stuff?

591
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,959
Youse continue your book chats,
I'm gonna go.

592
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,959
No, but we were saying, like...

593
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,959
Hey, everyone.

594
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,959
Are you dipping your feet in?
Yeah.

595
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,959
What are you guys chatting about?

596
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,959
They were talking about books,
and I'm not gonna lie, don't read.

597
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,999
You came over here like, "Nah."
I don't read at all.

598
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,959
She was like,
"Nah. Forget this shit."

599
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,959
What's your favourite novel
of the 20th century?

600
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,319
We're talking about books as well.
Fuck off.

601
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,639
We're actually talking
about foreign literature.

602
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,999
The Swedish kind.
Youse are taking the piss.

603
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,959
Swedish literature's
really interesting.

604
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,319
We're thinking about taking a trip
to the library.

605
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,639
Just to see the museums
and the culture.

606
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,799
Yeah, all the culture.
So much culture to take in.

607
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,159
I don't mind not reading.

608
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,959
I read a book...

609
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,959
LAUGHTER
...during the lockdown. What?

610
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,959
I've came over here
to avoid the book conversation,

611
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,999
and you're, "I read a book..."
I'm actually gonna go sit by myself.

612
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,959
Ellie is thinking
that this is not

613
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,960
the under-the-covers action
she signed up for.

614
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,959
Robyn may be a proud Scouser,
but that doesn't mean

615
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,959
she knows whereabouts in the UK
Liverpool actually is.

616
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,639
You're gonna have to teach me
some slang, you know, serious.

617
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,959
Cos when we get out and I come down,
we're gonna have to go out.

618
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,319
I'm gonna have to...
Scotland's up the way.

619
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,320
Is it?
BOTH LAUGH

620
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,959
You... You come up, babe.

621
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,479
Come up, not down.
You come up, mate.

622
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,959
Well, when I come down...

623
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,959
Up!
BOTH LAUGH

624
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,959
No... When I come up,
when I come up...

625
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,959
ROBYN SCREAMS

626
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,959
You're fine, it's away.
Sorry! Sorry, I don't like bugs.

627
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,959
You don't like bugs?

628
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,480
Then you shouldn't be watching
this next unseen bit, Robyn. It's...

629
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,959
Do you know what I like?
I like, like...

630
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,960
SHE SCREAMS
That bug is literally...

631
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,959
No-one's actually called me a...
Mm!

632
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,959
What?
Can you get rid of it?

633
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,159
What the fuck? Do you know what?
He likes you.

634
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,959
They don't fuck around, do they?
They just come right at you.

635
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,959
It's so nice to have someone come in
and just be, like... a man.

636
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,959
A man?
SHE SCREAMS

637
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,959
Honestly, if I had chopsticks,
I'd have fucking caught that.

638
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,959
I think we're just like...
Oh, my God. Sorry.

639
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,799
That is a ginormous wasp.

640
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,959
I think it's probably just attracted
cos you've got perfume and stuff on.

641
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,959
Fuck's sake.
MICA YELPS

642
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,799
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no.

643
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,639
You're obsessed with me.

644
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,959
I need her to take one for the team.
SHE SCREAMS

645
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,959
Where is it? It landed on my face!

646
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,959
I just saw that happen in 4K.
What the hell?

647
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,479
That is a moth, right?
Did you see it on my face?

648
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,959
It literally landed on my face.
Guys, it slapped me.

649
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,959
I low-key have... It hurt.
I'm not joking.

650
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:36,959
That, I should do.
Yeah.

651
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,959
One day, I'll just come over,
and I'll give you...

652
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,959
Like, I've bought you a gift.
Just...

653
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,480
Get it off me.
HE SHOUTS

654
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,959
Why did...? Why?
Why didn't you get it off me?

655
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,959
I just wanted to see
what it was gonna do.

656
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,959
It's coming back for revenge.

657
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,160
I think that's the same...
It's the same one!

658
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,959
I was quite calm.
Like, whatever happens, happens.

659
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,959
But now I'm, like, ready to...

660
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,959
What is that?
What the fuck is that?

661
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,639
Whoa!
It just fell.

662
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,959
Wait, take a picture of it.
It's a beetle.

663
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,480
Oh, it's...

664
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,799
I'll take a pic of you
taking a pic of him, come on.

665
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,960
And then I'm gonna take a pic of you
taking a pic of me taking a pic.

666
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,959
Pick it up. You'll be fine.
That's massive, don't pick that up.

667
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,000
You just told him to pick it up!
I changed my mind.

668
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,959
Ooh!
Beetle catching.

669
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,319
We don't know if it's poisonous.
HE SHOUTS

670
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,960
SHE SCREAMS
I'm joking.

671
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,959
I don't like that shit.

672
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,959
If you don't like it, Ope,

673
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,480
then don't do a photoshoot
with a dung beetle.

674
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,959
It's the first week, and already,

675
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,000
the terrace has seen
some serious lip action.

676
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,999
But what I'd like to know is

677
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,959
what sweet nothings were uttered
to set the romantic tone.

678
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,319
REWINDING

679
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,999
Hold on, I'm gonna pee quickly.
Shut up.

680
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,799
I swear to God, I need to pee.
Fuck off.

681
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,479
You can...
You can just take in stuff.

682
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,999
And you haven't even...
Leaving me already?

683
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,959
Wahey!
He's literally leaving me already.

684
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,999
He was like, "I need a wee."

685
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Oh, yes, sir!
How romantic.

686
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,960
DOOR SLAMS

687
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,640
TOILET FLUSHES

688
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,160
TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING

689
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,960
Oh, the romance.

690
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,959
I was quite flattered to hear
that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie

691
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,959
about one of the funniest people
to come out of Scotland.

692
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,479
"Ah, which
one of you's taken a shit?

693
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,959
"And not flushed it?

694
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,959
"Fucking disgusting."
"Disgusting!"

695
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,959
She's great, that woman.
She put Scotland on the map.

696
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,159
Yeah, what an icon.
Yeah.

697
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,959
Do you know her?
No... Do I know her?!

698
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,959
Do you know the woman that asks
if her kids have taken a shit?

699
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,959
No! I don't know her.
Wish I did, though.

700
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,959
"I'm gonna sing
Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd."

701
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,640
THEY LAUGH

702
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,320
We'll do a re-enactment.

703
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,960
Quick.
ELLIE CHUCKLES

704
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,959
Right, let's sit here.
Let's sit here.

705
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,959
No, I need to see it front-on.

706
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,959
Right, right.

707
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,799
Right, hold on. So, what character
do you want first?

708
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,319
The wee lassie.
There's two.

709
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,959
No, the one
that's sitting doing nothing.

710
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,959
Right, you ready?

711
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,960
Gonna... I'm gonna sing...

712
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,960
THEY LAUGH

713
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,959
Right, ready?
Right, OK. Wait a second.

714
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,959
Right. I'm gonna sing Cher Lloyd
by Cher Lloyd.

715
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,960
THEY LAUGH

716
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,959
This is like Year 11 Drama.
Let's see your...

717
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,799
Oh, right, sorry, sorry, right.
Right, go, go, go.

718
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,960
Which one of youse
has done a shit?

719
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,959
And then you have to say,
"It wasn't me."

720
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,959
It wasn't me.
Well, it was fucking one of youse.

721
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,959
Disgusting!

722
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,999
THEY LAUGH

723
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,960
Sorry.
All good, brother.

724
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,959
Do you make her laugh like that?
No.

725
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,959
SHE LAUGHS
I don't.

726
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,959
Ready? Go.
THEY LAUGH

727
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,959
Do you know what I mean?
It's a bit much.

728
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,639
It's a bit over the top now.

729
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,959
I think they're kind of...
What was so funny?

730
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,960
Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny.
If you ask me, it's disgusting!

731
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,999
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732
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,959
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733
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,959
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734
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,959
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735
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,959
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736
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,959
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737
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738
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,959
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739
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,959
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740
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,959
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741
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742
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,959
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743
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,960
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744
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,959
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745
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,959
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746
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,959
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on Wednesday 8th July

747
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,959
for a chance to win the holiday
and final tickets.

748
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,999
Entrants must be contactable
on 15th July

749
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,959
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750
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,960
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751
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,959
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752
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753
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,959
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754
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,960
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755
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,959
♪ I got what you need... ♪

756
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,639
We're here to throw back
to things you wish you had seen.

757
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,959
♪ I got what you need... ♪

758
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,639
Like that big ledge behind you, Yas.

759
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,959
Would he? Ow!
Ow...

760
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,959
It's a programme
that's easy to dip into.

761
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,959
Oh, you just put
your hair in...

762
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,960
Have I? Listen, that's the least
of my problems right now.

763
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,959
It's a show that proves
that when life sends you lemons,

764
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,959
you can make lemonade.

765
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,479
Fuck off!

766
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,959
At last, a talent
that Ope hasn't mastered.

767
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,960
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!

768
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,639
I heard two of the girls walking
past my voice-over booth yesterday,

769
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,959
saying, "That Aidan, what a melt."

770
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,959
I think it might have been something
to do with this unseen bite.

771
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,959
That looks good.
Gordon Ramsay.

772
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,959
Smells good too, doesn't it?

773
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,959
Is this mine or yours?
Oh...

774
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,959
On your right.
Did you want it?

775
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,960
Are you joking me?
Can we share it?

776
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,999
What?
You just been robbed?

777
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,959
You've just been robbed, mate.
I know.

778
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,959
It's all right.
I'll make another one. Round two.

779
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,959
Oh, it's a bit soggy.
It's a bit soggy.

780
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,319
It's got a soggy bottom.
Don't moan, babe.

781
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,959
What did she say?
It's a bit soggy.

782
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,959
Bring it back here, then.

783
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,959
Sorry, Aidan. It looks like
your reputation as a chef is toast.

784
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,959
Oh. I wanna give the girls...

785
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,959
Oh, my God.
Is it "sensaysh"?

786
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,959
Can I have some?
Oh, my God!

787
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,960
That is the best thing
I've ever tasted.

788
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,959
Mmm.

789
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,960
That has given me goose bumps.
I've got full-on shivers.

790
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,959
Do you want another bite?
I would.

791
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,799
She would.
Yes, she would.

792
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,999
How fucking good is that?
Mmm.

793
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,960
How good is this?
Mmm.

794
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,960
That's my favourite thing
in the world.

795
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,479
Oh, my God.

796
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,960
Incredible from him.

797
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,959
He's an amazing man.
Mm.

798
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,159
Well, this is a Love Island first -

799
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,000
a girl that likes a cheesy fella
who strings her along.

800
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,959
24 hours after
they entered the villa,

801
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,959
the truth came out about George and
Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.

802
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,959
"Islanders, Yasmin and George
entered the villa yesterday.

803
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,959
"They have been keeping a secret."
SHE LAUGHS

804
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,959
No, I don't think it's funny,
you know.

805
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,959
Well, that's where you were wrong,
Jasmine. It was funny.

806
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,959
First, everyone pulled a funny face.

807
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,959
And then there was
this priceless bit of comedy timing

808
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,959
as Samraj and Ellie
were sent packing.

809
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,960
TEXT ALERT

810
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,159
"Ellie and Samraj,
it's not over yet.

811
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,959
"A second chance is coming."

812
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,959
Is this a joke?

813
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,959
It is a joke, Samraj.
I told you this was funny.

814
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,959
The games have begun.
I'm ready.

815
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,959
Also ready were
two brand-new Bombshells,

816
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,959
so Ellie and Samraj went
from dumped to double dates.

817
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,959
And here are some delicious unseen
bits that you didn't get to see.

818
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,959
Right.
Lovely, innit?

819
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,959
Sorry, what was your name?
Kavan.

820
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,959
How do you...?
Kavan, with a K.

821
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,959
It's different, innit?
Oh, Kavan? Kavan, yeah.

822
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,959
I sound horrible saying that.
Where are you from?

823
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,959
You got a bit of an accent.
Have a guess.

824
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,959
Welsh.
No. No?

825
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,959
Scottish?
Yeah.

826
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:34,959
50/50, weren't it? 50/50.

827
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,159
I was gonna say "close enough",
but it's miles off.

828
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,959
Done this before?
I'm a model, darling.

829
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,479
I'm used to the cameras.

830
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,959
Make sure you get my good side, OK?
SHE LAUGHS

831
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,959
Cheers.
To us.

832
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:45,960
To us. Indeed.

833
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,959
Sorry. I had to swallow it.

834
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,959
I need to put these down. I actually
can't see a fucking thing.

835
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,999
I should have got that Botox done,
cos I'm squinting like that an' all.

836
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,479
It's OK. There's a fly.
Yeah, I was gonna say,

837
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,959
you don't want that in your drink.

838
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,959
What's gonna happen?
Let's do this.

839
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,959
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go.

840
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,000
This way.
ELLIE LAUGHS

841
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,959
THUD
Pfft!

842
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,960
Did you...?
Just hit my head.

843
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,960
It's back. It's time for...

844
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,959
I asked our Islanders
to show me their party tricks.

845
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,960
Party tricks?! I dunno. Er...

846
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,960
I can do the moonwalk.

847
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,959
Mate, that was shit, to be fair.

848
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,959
I have the world's
crappest party tricks,

849
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,640
which I'm gonna show you guys
cos the world needs to see it.

850
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,960
Ta-da!

851
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,639
SHE SNORTS
I think I've got one.

852
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,959
HE LAUGHS

853
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,959
Two legs up and a little like this.
Make it rain.

854
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,999
So, this one bends
a lot worse than this one.

855
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,960
But this one's pure minging.

856
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,960
Tense my abs. I think having abs
is a party trick, so...

857
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,160
Maybe?! I don't know!

858
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:31,960
HE GRUNTS

859
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,799
Oops.
Goes like this.

860
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,479
WHISTLES

861
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,959
Gree, gree, gree,
gree, gree, gree, gree.

862
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,959
WHISTLES

863
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,960
Gree, gree,
gree, gree.

864
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,959
I've got really bendy-wendy hands,
so, like, I can do this weird thing.

865
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,639
I can do the Magic Mike one
where I jump in the air

866
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,639
and I grind on the floor.

867
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,959
Ooh!
HE GASPS

868
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,959
Oh, no.

869
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,799
I think we're OK.
HE LAUGHS

870
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,319
I'm sorry. Is it all right?

871
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,959
So, I've got...
Is that one all right?

872
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,480
Shall I do it again? Maybe not.

873
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,640
Come back next week
for some more...

874
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,959
Unseen Bits is contractually obliged

875
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,959
to include a certain amount
of farts in each episode,

876
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,959
but we are almost at the end,
and we have not reached our quota.

877
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,959
We're gonna get reported
to "Waftcom".

878
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,319
Let's have one last look.

879
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,999
I am terrified to see
the Unseen Bits

880
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,959
cos I am just exactly how I am
back home.

881
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,959
I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
Me and you!

882
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,959
FART

883
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,959
It's that time again.
FART

884
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,959
100% they're gonna use that shit.
Yeah, 100%.

885
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,959
Of course we are, and just in time.

886
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,959
It was a princess pop.
It wasn't anything else.

887
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,959
It wasn't a fart.

888
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,479
We'll take a princess pop,
Jasmine, thanks.

889
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,959
See you next time. Bye!

890
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,960
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