You smell like rubber bands. What?
♪ They see me rolling... ♪
IAIN STIRLING: You've heard the rumours.
I do like mayonnaise.
And there's no smoke without fire. What?
Love Island: Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance
with our collection of incredible unseen clips.
Ah!
It's time to walk the walk...
00-Tart. Top Tarts!
...talk the talk.
If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life...
Ooh, that's a good one.
...I'd probably use, like... you know the melting face one?
♪ They see me rolling... ♪
The time for name-calling is over...
Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still, please?
...because we all have skin in the game...
Do I wet my face? Oh, my God.
...and we need our weekly fix of snogging...
...cracking on... GLASS SMASHES
Ooh!
...and a shower of Bombshells.
Fish counts as seafood. Yeah, but fish is different.
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Yay!
LOVE ISLAND THEME PLAYS
SONG: 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'
In one big bedroom, cosy and bright
The Islanders all slept Through the night
There were 16 happy Islanders All tucked up in a row
Dreaming sweet dreams As the moon casts its glow.
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star... ♪
Little did they know That four would be off to stay
At a sleepover not that far away.
♪ Up above... ♪
'Sam and Olivia, you are now single
'and therefore dumped from the island.'
They sweetly slept, safe and warm
Unaware of the approaching storm.
'I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.'
'You have made your bed, you need to lie in it.'
'Oh, my fucking days.'
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star... ♪
But while she was off In the land of nod
Lola was dreaming Something quite odd
It may sound rude It may sound kinky
But here is her dream About Wee Willie Winkie.
♪ What you are. ♪
Tommy, I had a dream about you last night.
Did you? You're gonna hate it.
So, after this, you were an advocate for small willies.
And your dick was literally, like, the width...
the girth of my finger. Nice!
But not even that size. It was literally there.
You had the smallest little ball bag, like this.
♪ Why don't you kiss me Like you used to?
♪ Tell me why, tell me why... ♪
IAIN: Welcome to the dream of the unseen...
BOTH: Shh!
Don't shush, boys. Shake your tush.
♪ So you gotta introduce me
♪ To all your friends All your friends... ♪
...packed full of the finest unaired gems from the week.
Would that be shown on Unseen Bits? Hashtag scared.
Hashtag you can bet your life on it.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Sorry, there's a wasp stinging me.
Can't cope with this. No, what is it doing? Go away.
So crack your fingers...
Can't do it. ...if you can...
I can't. I just get a load of jingling.
But I can't do it tonight, for some reason.
That's just like... Yeah, that looks stupid, doesn't it?
...as we hotfoot our way
into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits.
♪ Who knows what you'll find?
♪ Shut up, OK? ♪
And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week
that will have you in creases.
Why did they not iron it?
PRIYA LAUGHS You snob.
Are you used to your sheets pressed?
I iron my bed sheets. Yeah, mate.
I love an ironed bed sheet.
Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed.
How often do you change your sheets?
Every week. Yeah, every week.
When I go out on a Saturday... It's kind of an ick.
...I come home... No, I think that's a green flag.
I iron with, like, house music on, so I'm like...
MIMICS TECHNO BEAT And ironing. Yeah.
It gets you going.
Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
Then I go out, I have my fun... You do that on a Saturday evening?
No, Saturday afternoon. Why not on Sunday?
Because he's got to get in his bed
when he comes back from the night out.
Yeah, so, I go my night out, I come back, I shower,
I have two Ferrero Rochers...
THEY LAUGH ...a bottle of water,
and then I go to bed.
What's wrong with a Ferrero...?
I love a Ferrero Rocher. That's just so niche.
Quite like After Eight. Yeah.
But that's not really substantial enough.
IAIN: Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that, actually,
he is a bit of a poser.
I'm gonna embarrass myself here, but someone showed me this move.
So, you go, like... You go, like, the warrior thing there, right?
And then this hand comes under there.
And you've got to link your hands, right?
Link your hands, step this one in.
LOLA: Fucking hell. Lift that one up.
How did you do that?
So, you go into a warrior position there.
Right? Yeah.
Put your left arm through your legs. Yeah.
And then bring your right hand round and grab them.
No, I've not got that in the bag. Like this?
Nah, nah, nah. Other way.
So, put your left hand... How the fuck can you connect them?
Put your left arm through there, and bring it right up,
round the back of your arse.
And they grab it with your right hand.
And then step your right leg in. I don't think I'm doing it right.
What the fuck? Like this?
And then like that. How are you getting the arm connection?
Like, that... Bring your arm that way.
Oh, OK, like that? Yeah, yeah.
Like that. Yay! Yeah!
There's another one you can do, where you go like that.
What the fuck is she doing? I don't know.
Look at this. The fuck is that?
That's a different one. Have the fuck's she do that?
Can you do that one, Fitz? You just do the same, but...
What the fuck? No, this is giving face plant.
I'm just gonna go "doosh". No, don't do that.
Angel, we can't have your nose broken.
We can't let it get bigger.
LAUGHTER This girl here, honestly.
IAIN: Forget yoga with Tommy.
It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself
the best connection in the villa.
So purse your lips for a clutch of comments
showing how totes-bag emosh fans have been on socials.
IAIN READS IN SCOUSE ACCENT
IAIN READS IN YORKSHIRE ACCENT
IAIN READS IN HIS OWN ACCENT
IAIN READS IN POSH BRITISH ACCENT
♪ Might mess around
♪ And live up To my full potential... ♪
This is my thing.
No matter where I'm going, right,
I'll always my mini LV with me, always.
Is that what your purse is, LV? Yeah.
I put everything in my handbag.
I've got so much in my handbags at home.
But I only... I take it to the gym, I take it to the sunbed,
I take it to work.
Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag
because it has everything in it.
It has my lip liner, it has my purse...
Little kitchy handbag? Yeah. But I have that...
The girls in my office are like,
"Why the fuck do you have two handbags?"
And I'm like, "Because that's my work handbag,
"and that's my always handbag." Mm-hm.
♪ I don't sweat Nah, I shimmer
♪ Shimmer. ♪
IAIN: Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of...
Let's begin.
Obviously, got to have your hair clip
for when you're putting your hair up,
when you're by the beach, when it's getting in your face.
We love a hair clip.
This one's a little flower one, so it's cute.
Then... lip balm.
For when the lips are nice and moisturised,
we have my lip combo.
Staple in the handbag.
But there's a lot more in here, and it's really getting heavy.
First, two lemons. Next...
...we have a whisk, just in case we need to stir some stuff up.
Let's see. Cowboy hat.
Right. A yoga mat.
We have my plant. I just love my plant.
Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
Good luck to me trying to get it back in that,
because you've seen inside - it's a bit of a tight squeeze.
But we're gonna give that a good go.
Another cracking clip on the bag.
The Love Island villa might be a Wi-Fi-free zone,
but Lorenzo and Tommy found a way
of getting away on the net and having a text chat.
If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life...
Ooh, that's a good one. ...I'd probably use, like...
the... you know the melting face one?
Like, on the side, like... TOMMY LAUGHS
It's just, like, melted.
Cos I feel like it can be used for so many things.
It could be, like, I'm pissed, you know, I'm drunk, I'm fed up.
Do you know the emoji where it's just like...
The face, and they've got the...
The tongue out? It's got the tongue out to the side.
Just like a little... That one, yeah?
THEY LAUGH
Is that what you text all the girls?
Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
You know when you... Stick the tongue out?
...make a stupid little remark, and then you send the...
THEY LAUGH
It's quite funny, innit? It adds a little bit of character.
Cos sometimes, it's hard to, like...
You know when I'm texting something, like,
I almost feel like I need them to see my face.
And that's your face? That's like a...
That's the closest thing to your face?
That one's so diverse, innit? It's like you could...
Imagine you're saying, "I booked a late dinner
"so we can go from dinner straight into drinks,
"see where the night goes after," then give it a little...
It's a good, cheeky little one. I like it.
Little one of them after, innit? Yeah, yeah. Do it again.
You've got to stick the tongue out. I can't see it.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
The monkey with the hands over the eyes.
Cos I'm always saying something wrong.
THEY LAUGH
You know your speech? Yeah, yeah.
And after your speech, if you send a link to your speeches
to your mum or dad, you'd follow it up with that.
No, I know. The one...
You know where it's just like the mouth and the eyes are just like...?
There's just nothing there, cos you've made too many mistakes.
They're both flat. Yeah.
Just a line. Yeah, it's just like...
Because I fucked up again. That would probably be my emoji.
That's quite good, isn't it?
So if me and you were next to each other in a message,
you'd just be... and I'd be... Yeah.
Let's do it now.
IAIN: This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers
have had a bit of downtime.
So we went snorkelling.
And what beauty we came across in the sea,
including these two on their paddleboard date.
Sup, guys.
It's like I'm proposing to your ankle. This is what I wanted.
So, Lola, we've been getting on really well,
and I just think it's time we tied the knot... on your ankle.
IAIN: And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date
you didn't get to see.
There we are. We just couldn't "kelp" ourselves.
How do you get this on your ankle, man?
I swear to God... I'm already better at this than you.
Do you want me to take you for a tour?
What? I'll stand here.
You get... SHE LAUGHS
I'm not having a good date. This is the worst first date ever.
THEY LAUGH
OK, don't touch, don't touch. Now, how do I turn around to you?
Don't turn around! Oh, my God!
No, babe. Babe, babe, babe. Wait, the stick's gone.
No, I can get the stick. No, you can't.
No, I can. You can...
Oh, dear. I think we might be getting a little too close.
Is there fishes? Do you say "fishes"?
Yeah, fishes. It's fish.
No, no cos there's more than one fish. It's fishes.
The plural of fish is fish. Do you actually not know that?
No, they're fishes. It's... It's fish.
OK, let's go. Let's go.
We're still telling them we had tapas, though. Yeah, 100%.
Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out,
there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
Oh, dear.
AS BOB ROSS: Um... I'm glad you could join me today.
I thought we'd paint a great, big, old mighty mountain.
I think you'll really enjoy this one.
So come on, everybody, bring out your paintbrushes,
and let's get going.
Put your lips together.
That's not how I would do it, but OK.
How would you normally do it? I just go like...
I feel like van Gogh.
I do. He's doing his painting right now.
Welcome to The Joy Of Painting with Tommy.
Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still, please?
I'm going to do the outline,
you know like them colouring books when you were a kid?
Yeah, you're not really meant to do outline of lip gloss. It's OK.
It's beautiful.
Let the camera show your work.
Oh, I've got a bit on your top there.
Wait there. I'll get it off.
No, OK, I can feel you're going too far.
That is beautiful, that. Yeah?
Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie,
but that clip was priceless.
Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
so with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa,
something is bound to go wrong soon.
It's just a matter of waiting.
There's nothing...
There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?
Well, luckily, we have run out of time,
so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
IAIN STIRLING: It's Love Island: Unseen Bits, baby!
So enough with the poses. We need to crack on.
Ready, set, go.
We've picked our way through the drama
to find all the shocking moments that were missed...
TOMMY: Like that, don't you?
...such as two Islanders making an unexpected pass at each other...
YELPS JASMINE: Sorry, sorry.
No, it's gonna melt! Sorry. Sorry.
...and a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
Ooh!
LAUGHS
This is a great service. THEY LAUGH
So look no further.
We're your one-stop shop for exclusive hot tongue action.
Feels really hot. Ah!
Oh. SHE CHUCKLES
Elbowed me in the face, man.
It's Love Island's slightly burnt bits.
Earlier, we saw a clip of Kavan and Aidan sitting in silence.
But remember, silence can be deadly. Well, here's...
Bro, that fucking stinks.
Sorry, bruv. Is that you? You just farted?
KAVAN CHUCKLES Mate, that stinks.
What's wrong with you? You're on national TV.
Mate, it's so bad! Shut up.
But he was fine, mate. It's television, not smelly vision.
But we can't have dead air on this show,
otherwise the Love Island bosses demand we fill it
with silly fart sounds.
So come on, quick, say something funny.
SILLY FART SOUNDS
I did warn you.
LOVE ISLAND THEME & SILLY FART SOUNDS
Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
But also, I like when people first name, last name people.
It's a posh boy thing, you know, when they are like...
Rufus Alistair or something, do you know what I mean?
I like that. Rufus?
TOMMY: I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo. Romeo.
SAMRAJ: Like the Beckhams? Romeo Murphy.
I'm calling my son Junior. Samraj Junior, SJ. That's cute.
I might just call... Yeah, just call him my name
but add Junior on the end.
AIDAN & SAMRAJ: AJ. AJ. AJ!
AJ. AJ, yes! Aidan Junior.
That a great name, AJ. AJ Murphy. How would you spell it, though?
Put A-Y-E-J-A-Y. What?!
Aye-Jay.
No! Stop talking. No, darling.
That's... That's crazy. No.
This is when I say you're from Essex.
No, because how... AJ... How can you have, like, a two-letter name?
Your first name's Aidan. Junior. So it's AJ. Jay.
Nickname is AJ. It's just a nickname.
That's not his name. His nickname's AJ.
But why start throwing letters into AJ
when it's just his initials?
Cos you said his name's gonna be AJ, but...
That's what everyone will call him. Aidan Junior.
Everyone's gonna call him AJ. Yeah.
Yeah. Wouldn't it be Aidan Murphy Junior?
So, on the birth certificate, you're not gonna go A-Y-J.
No, Aidan Junior Murphy. Aidan Junior Murphy?
Yeah, I know it's a bit backward, but it sounds better
cos you can say AJ - AJM. AJ.
Oh, thanks, guys. You just named my first kid.
I did think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well, so...
THEY LAUGH Chevy. Chevy.
I might call my kid Spurs.
IAIN: That might explain how my best mate -
Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle - got his name.
BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS
The mountains on Mallorca share a lot in common
with the Highlands of Scotland.
For one, they are both famous for their flings.
So, your foot's here, you point it out.
And you just go back, front, back, front around your knee. Yeah.
So you just basically do it with a jump. Oh! OK.
So... What the...? And then...
SCREAMING So, a lot of jumping.
It's all jumping. Girl, you're so good.
Bloody hell, this is calorie deficit right here.
The jumping. There is, like...
Basically, they are swords crossed like this, on the ground,
and you need to jump over them.
That was basically it! Lola's falling in the sword.
She's falling... Your hands need to be glued here.
Your hands need to be glued on like this.
And you're literally just... That's so cute! I know.
And then you're doing that over the sword.
You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
And then when you go round in a circle,
you need to go right behind the sword.
What if I just did this?
Yeah, that'll work (!) THEY LAUGH
IAIN: Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yas lipsed on the terrace.
But were they moving in the right direction?
YAS: Could we just try the other way?
LORENZO: Yeah, go on, then. What, me this way?
What way do you normally go? I normally go that way.
I'll try.
It may be called French kissing,
but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
You don't have to do it on the other side.
Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice
before he retakes his snogging theory test.
Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
Don't go, "Mm, ah, let's change this side."
It's always this side. Going that way?
I go in the other way. I am left-handed, but I go this way.
You're left-handed? I'm right-handed, I go left.
I'm left-handed, I go right.
It's easier to put your right hand on the face.
Yeah, so I get my left hand. Oh, yeah. What about you, Simba?
I go right. You go right, yeah.
You're right all the way? Yeah, I go... Yeah, right, yeah.
LAUGHING: He had to put the tongue out!
"What way do you go?"
Had to go, "Yeah, That's what I do." LAUGHTER
No, I like this way, then that way.
But when it's intense, I'll go to the left. Like, when it's... Oh.
What, is that, like, turbo mode?
Yeah, turbo. Switch on - "bleurgh!"
Sport mode plus! Sport mode. And then he's like,
"Need to go up a few gears. This way."
"We're shifting gears." MIMICS CREAKING
Basically, Lorenzo, stay out of neutral, no tailgating,
and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
This next unseen clip will give a flavour
of what's really going on in the villa.
All the boys are hot. So are all the girls.
All the flavours, man. A lot of gorgeous people in here.
All the flavours. Yeah, all the flavours.
That is true.
There actually are all the flavours. Who's strawberry?
KAVAN LAUGHS He's... Is he vanilla?
No, I was gonna say he's strawberry.
Strawberry, like...? I will be strawberry.
Obviously, you don't know the story. Fruity!
Where did strawberry come from? What's Kav?
He's like a bourbon vanilla.
He's like... No, I'm vanilla. I'm like...
He's dulce de leche.
Dulce de leche. What's that? Si.
The sweet milk one. The sweet milk.
So you're not "white" white, you're like...
Yeah, you're sweet, spicy white.
Are we talking about in the bedroom here? In general. Just your vibe.
You're not like...? You're the coffee tiramisu.
Mmm. I love tiramisu as well. That's you. What am I?
You're caramel. Mmm. Good.
Ellie is like Irn-Bru.
You're losing me, guys. Italy.
Are we talking...? What are we talking here?
Just vibes. What's Aidan, then? Vibes?
We're not talking in the bedroom? No. Aidan's like...
There's too many vanilla. Banana. He's like a classic.
Oh, no, he's like... You know the bubblegum flavour?
Pfft!
A bit of fun? Yeah. Yeah.
I hear that. OK. Bubblegum.
What's Fitzy? Fitzy's all reliable.
ELLIE: I just got us all the same.
Thank you, love. Cheers, Ellie.
Strawberry Twist? Do you not want? Thanks.
IAIN: No Strawberry Twist for me. I'm more of a Mr Whippy man, myself.
Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups,
but this turned into put-downs.
Lorenzo, you've got a high jumper build.
I don't know what that means. You've got, like, a... Like...
The build of a athlete that's good at jumping.
That's what I'm trying to say. What does that look like?
LAUGHTER No, but... Fuck sakes, bro.
When I look at you, I just think, "Yeah, pole vault, high jump,"
you know, the jumping ones.
Go on, give us a little jump. Jump over his arm. No.
Go jump over his arm. No. I'm not a good runner or jumper.
I'll give it a go first.
I can't even remember what a pole vaulter does.
MEN: Yeah!
Where's my pole? No, no pole.
It's one of these. You have to get the knees up. Need my pole.
Yeah! LAUGHTER
He nearly went over. Went over.
Yeah, maybe not, maybe not high jump.
IAIN: Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
You are stretchier than you think.
You smell like rubber bands.
What?! You smell like rubber bands.
It's the summer's hottest new fragrance...
...Eau de Lorenzo,
with notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
I didn't get the passion fruit from it. All right.
I'll let them know. Yeah, let them know.
Maybe they can tweak their ingredients. Mm.
Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven
to last at least twice as long as other scents.
You still smell like rubber bands.
Can you not say that? I'm sorry, you do.
It's not rubber bands.
Everyone's gonna be thinking you smell weird.
CHUCKLING: Yeah, can you fuck off? SHE LAUGHS
Eau de Lorenzo - guaranteed to get the girls sniffing around.
It's, like, your arms.
CHUCKLING: What? It is.
HE SNIFFS Mm.
You're gonna have a new aftershave sponsorship after this.
Eau de Lorenzo.
Keep your emotions in a bottle.
♪ This is the dawning Of the Age of Aquarius
♪ Age of Aquarius... ♪
I could show you a few of my moves,
show how I flow around on the mat a little bit.
So, yeah, let's get into it.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen bits,
where Geordie yogi Tommy has turned the beach hut
into a wellness studio.
The shoulders have got to be back. They've got to be dropped.
Feel it in your core, feel the stretch.
♪ Let the sunshine... ♪
Come on, everyone, shake those chakras.
It's giving banana in pyjamas.
I got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it still moves.
It goes... All you hear is... MIMICS BONES RATTLING
That's my bones. IAIN: I said chakras, Ellie.
We have lots of food for thoughts.
I think I've put Mibs on to something.
No, he definitely didn't. Ketchup sandwich.
Did you just have plain bread with ketchup? Yeah.
Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup. I don't even like ketchup.
As we offer up clips so unseen,
they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter...
You just pull your body over. FART EFFECT
You can actually hear my back cracking there.
♪ Let the sunshine, yeah... ♪
...and seeing stars.
Ah! Fuck!
Ah, fucking bastard.
Brace yourselves for a finely-balanced selection
of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its head.
Boom! Thanks, Tommy. Namaste.
♪ Let the sunshine... ♪
Let's move to another unseen clip.
And everyone was walking the line like model Islanders.
AIDAN: I'm trying to learn the model walk.
Shoulders back. Shoulders back, innit?
Just a little bit of a sway, look.
Aid, that's too much. Was that too much?
Do you want another demo coming down here?
Go on. Me and you do it. Come on. Yeah, yeah.
Just a little nonchalant.
Never eye contact with anybody. Ready?
♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na The runway walk... ♪
♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na. ♪
No, Aid, we're bobbing too much.
That's too quick. That's too quick.
No, that's the pace. Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
What, is there a beat, is there? Yeah, there's a bit to it, yeah.
Boom, boom, boom. It's hard, innit?
Do you reckon you could do the modelling? Yeah.
Want to do the walk with me? THEY LAUGH
Now I've got my new fit on. I wanna do one after.
Where from? Here? Yeah, we'll go from this line here.
Let's do it. No eye contact. Just a little bob.
I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.
Like, what do I do? How do I approach it, like... ? Ready?
♪ Let me see your runway walk
♪ Make your heels click Make the runway... ♪
What are the boys doing?
LAUGHTER
TOMMY: Yes, Kav! Come do it with me.
You need in between the both of them.
He moves too much, he moves too little.
Right, hold on. Go on.
Standby. TOMMY: Three, two, one. Go.
♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na The runway walk... ♪
SAMRAJ AND TOMMY: Oh!
Oi! Yes, the boys!
Oh, are you giving it one of them?
♪ Let me see your runway walk
♪ Make your heels click Make the runway talk. ♪
Oh, my God, they're actually divas.
IAIN: Here's a top-secret, highly confidential unseen training video
from the LIA - the Love Island Army.
It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance
of Bombshells before active engagement.
Is everyone here...
If the two Bombshell girls come in, everyone here
is open to getting to know them. Exactly. 100%.
Apart from me. Apart from Fitzy.
I'll get to know them from the point of view
of finding out who they fancy. The man on the inside.
You can wingman. I'll wingman you.
Yeah, see? Yeah!
We call him now and then. He's not there every night.
He's not on the front line all the time, but now and then...
When the general needs him, I call him up.
He deals with our inside information. Fine.
He's SAS commander. That is my position.
00-Tart.
I'm whatever you need me to be. 00-Tart.
Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here?
I'm captain. I'm private. I'm lieutenant. You're lieutenant.
You're general. SAS. SAS.
Cadet. Just to clarify, who's number one? You?
Yeah. I'm SAS, so I can float about wherever.
I don't really have a rank. A medal of honour is a wash bag.
The general's got... How many wash bags have you got?
I've got four. He's got four wash bags.
I've got two wash bags. I've only got one wash bag.
Have you got three? I've got three.
It all works, then. Yeah. Go on, Aidan, then.
Give us the rundown. What's the process here?
No, no, no, let's not go... Whoa! Cadet! Cadet!
Slow down! Slow down, cadet.
Chill out. I can say that as well, can't I?
You can say that. Slow the fuck down!
LAUGHTER
Right, now march!
Good debrief. Everyone's in a good position.
Do you want to lead us, general? In the middle.
Three, two, one. Top Tarts!
THEY HUFF
Oh! Oh! Oh! I know!
Ow, what is that?
IAIN: Sorry to pull rank, lads,
but the onwards march of Unseen Bits continues.
The Islanders received a text this week.
READS ALOUD
CRICKETS CHIRP
And jeepers creepers, before they knew it,
they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast as possible
to rush when you're filming in slo-mo.
Truth is, they took so long to get here,
that the grass had grown up
around our magnificent four Bombshells.
And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport
through the Mallorcan countryside,
which in cork wedges is no mean feat.
But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them... or on them.
Come on, chop, chop. You're gonna be late walking at that pace.
And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover,
they just kept doing everything in slo-mo.
But once the Islanders finally arrived,
it was full-speed ahead.
What's your favourite food? Do you like a bit of sea bass?
You not into fish? Nah. Are you not?
I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
You like fish? Yeah, but...
Oh, like you like fish, but you don't like eating the fish?
No, I like fi... What are you on about?
What are you going on about?
I study public relations. Do you know...? That's PR.
I don't know what that is.
You don't know? I don't know what that is.
I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
What's the difference?
Like, seafood's, like, prawns and that.
What? What?
Fish counts as seafood. Yeah, but fish is different.
So what fish do you like? Like, just fish.
I've got like a foot stitch, man. Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck. It's like cramp.
Sorry, carry on. It's OK.
I do love a foot tattoo, you know. Do you?
I do love a foot, ankle tattoo. Do like feet?
I do like feet. You've got nice feet.
That's one of the first things I saw. Really?
Do you wanna know a secret? I have two toes joined together.
You're lying. SHE LAUGHS
Sorry. I swear to you!
Have I got something in my hair? What?
Have I got something in my hair? No, I'm just looking at you.
Look! Oh, OK. That's not that bad.
I think they look cute. Oh, OK, that's cute.
They look better than normal feet, I think.
I thought you meant they're just together, like, all the way.
No, no, no, just a bit of the skin is together.
Do you speak Welsh?
So, I used to speak better Welsh than English, until I was 16.
Can you teach me a word? Yeah, I can say, like...
I love you. Little words.
But I think if I sat there... Please don't say that to me.
Why are you laughing?
"I like fish, but I don't like seafood."
I'd still eat it, but I don't like it.
What's your name? Riley? Riley? That's crazy.
What is it? Fin.
Oh, Fin. Where did I get Riley from?
It's nowhere near Riley.
I've never been with a Finley before.
You're with a Fin now. Fin.
I've never been with a Fin either.
What would be your ideal date?
I'd wanna do something fun. Would you?
Like skydiving. Shall we do it?
For our first date, "What we are doing, babes?"
"Yeah, let's go skydiving."
That'd be my dream date. There's not much... To do.
Talking-wise, though. Do know what I mean? True.
How are we getting to know each other flying down the air?
On a first date? Yeah. I never thought of it like that.
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IAIN STIRLING: The party's in full swing on Love Island: Unseen Bits,
so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
You ready? SQUEALS
Good boy. CHUCKLES
Where is Paris? Get me in Paris.
SHE SQUEALS
We're working our way back through the last days of villa action
to bring you everything that went unseen,
like this big pink wall.
Oh! Fucking hell. I went straight into the wall!
We're here to mop up all the steamy moments
that you didn't get to see.
SHE GIGGLES What?
So relax, because we have some cracking clips on the way.
GLASS SMASHES Oh!
Strike a pose.
It's the final part of Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Earlier, we saw the boys enrolling themselves
into their Top Tarts Army.
And here is the secret skin care routine
that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
WATER TRICKLES
It's like a sponsored silence in here.
We're... We're focusing, Tommy.
Let's see if you know the next step. See if I know the next step?
If you know the next step, this is huge. Toner.
HE SUCKS TEETH
Mm, technically you're not wrong.
TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES Just not right.
So do I... Do I wet my face?
Yeah. What? Before this?
Yeah. OK.
SHE GROANS Do you know how to put the toner on?
I've done mine already. Well, I did. I've started earlier.
Look at him go, look, with the lip balm. Look.
That's not lip balm. It's lip oil. Lip oil.
Then you put this on, don't you?
CHUCKLES This... This is the next one?
I don't know what step you're on.
That's the toner. That's the toner, that goes next.
Why all three fingers? You've done four fingers.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Right, quick, rub it in before it dries.
Oh, my God.
We're done with this one, yeah? Yeah.
Right, now we're gonna go for the eyes. Yes!
This is insane.
That's too much. Oh, that's too much now.
What the hell is this? You taking the fucking piss? Sorry!
Sorry, guys, I'm new to this. Respect the product!
I'm new to this. General's getting mad. I'm sorry.
No, it goes right under. No! Oh, sorry.
Right under the eyes. OK. Can't forget him.
General, if I may... we are ready for lymphatic drainage.
They're not ready for that yet.
Fucking newbies! They're not... Fucking...
You're getting demoted after this performance, mate.
If I get demoted, you're going down with me.
You've embarrassed yourselves. I can't get any lower.
Just a little bit. You've got to open the nodes, sir.
Right, then, boys, we all finish with a little spritz.
Yes!
CHUCKLES Tough. Thank you.
Private one.
Thank you so much, General.
Who does the General's? The General's doing all the work.
No, he looks after his workers.
Yeah, that was a little treat for you guys.
Well done. Yeah.
Well done. Pleasure doing business. Well done.
IAIN: Skin care for me
involves my mum spitting on the corner of a hanky
and rubbing it on my face.
It's tricky when I'm working away, though,
so she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself.
Fall out, boys. CHUCKLES
JAUNTY MILITARY TUNE PLAYS
LAUGHTER
That was quality, though. That was too funny.
This next unseen bit
proves why you should never leave your phone lying around.
Is Lorenzo's phone here?
Oh, Lorenzo's phone.
He's a fucking... SHE SHRIEKS
SHE CACKLES
Let me have a look. Why does he do this?
See, if it was anyone else, I'd batter 'em.
It's Lorenzo, it's fine. Aw, cute, guys.
Oh, I love him. SOFTLY: So fucking cute.
Is there a reason he looks an avatar on the end?
Why does he looks like he's in the Berlin dance scene?
Literally.
SHE GIGGLES Oh, no.
CONTINUES GIGGLING They're amazing.
Mibs, Mibs, why have gone so many photos of him?
SHE GUFFAWS
It's a photo... Does he have photos of you?
Guys...
I can't even breathe around this guy. Aw!
No, this one is fucking vanity. LAUGHTER
They need deleting immediately!
LAUGHTER
He was, "He's gonna make so many WhatsApp stickers of me."
And I thought, "For fuck's sake!" Oh, my God.
His phone does need to be confiscated.
Like, I can't even just be sat there.
SHE CHUCKLES Oh!
LAUGHS BREATHLESSLY
I look demonic. LAUGHING: You actually do.
Is this a fucking joke?!
No. His phone needs deleting, like... No!
I can't wait to show him that. That is the best.
SCREECHING LAUGHTER
Yasmin, do you want to fall out? Give me that phone immediately!
I actually can't wait to show... He's gonna be so proud of me.
Nowhere's safe.
IAIN: That is one serious photo dump, girls.
But not as serious as the dumping of Namibia and Sam.
So, the boy I would like to steal is... Tommy.
So, the girl I would like to steal is... Ellie.
The girl I'd like to steal is... Mica.
So, the boy I would like to steal is... Aidan.
"Sam and Namibia, you are now single,
"and therefore dumped from the island."
IAIN: At least we have some pictures to remember you by.
Oh, wait, maybe not those ones.
It's time for...
Beach Hut Bonanza. Whoo! Yay!
CHUCKLES
I asked the Islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.
Oh, I have received so many,
so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life.
"I know you're a teacher. Bet you can teach me a thing or two in bed."
Just, like... That wasn't cringey. I liked that one, to be honest.
Someone messaged me saying,
"Can I call you Jasmine without the Jas?"
"So, can I call you mine?"
Which is... quite good,
and if he was hot, I would have replied.
Something cringey like, "Are you a controller?
"Dot, dot, dot. Cos I'm not trying to play you."
And then sent, like, a controller emoji.
A girl sent a picture of a dog...
"Sorry, my dog went missing. Thank you for finding him."
So, I DM-ed this girl
and I sent her an emoji of a football
and then a fence.
And I said, "Sorry, I kicked my ball over my fence.
"But whilst I'm here, how are you?"
HE GROANS I was young.
I get a lot of, "Can I ask you a question?"
And I'm, like, "No, you can't."
The only way I can describe it
is like a Bible verse that he had made up himself.
And it was the most raunchiest thing
and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it.
Very ballsy, to be honest.
"Are you from Tennessee?
"Cos you're the only ten I see." And I was like...
You need to get original. Don't ever say that to us.
I have DM-ed celebrities before.
You just think, "Oh, do you know what? Shoot my shot."
Then you wake up in the morning,
you think, "What an absolute embarrassment."
I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass,
which is a good thing, they take it like a good thing,
no-one's taken it as a bad thing.
I sent a boy a message, and it said,
"If you feel something weird, don't fight it,
"I'm just manifesting you."
That's so cringey, isn't it? Did I get a reply back? No.
We've all had a guy ask for feet pics.
Might have been there, done it, who knows?
Well, she requested that I should send her some pictures of my feet.
I don't know why.
My feet are not in the best of nick, you know what I mean, like?
I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.
I've had a few people
kind of message me for some old pairs of socks.
What goes through these people's heads?
Did definitely have someone message me.
I can't remember the exact wording,
but it was something about mayonnaise.
And it, like started this discussion about mayonnaise,
which was weirdly engaging,
cos it's definitely better than like a, "Hey, X,"
or something crap like that.
But I do like mayonnaise, so it did weirdly work.
IAIN: Come back next time for some more...
I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip,
if the boys can get round to it.
No, go round, go round. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
CRINKLING
We could get a good thing going here, you know? Mm.
JAUNTY MILITARY TUNE PLAYS
The Commander's taking us for a walk.
Attention! Hup!
What are you doing? We're walking around the garden.
Just going for a step. Eaten Oreos. Burning them off.
IAIN: Sorry to pull rank, lads,
but I'm under strict orders to sign out.
Our time is up.
Until next time, over and out. Bye-bye.
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