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You smell like rubber bands.
What?

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♪ They see me rolling... ♪

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IAIN STIRLING:
You've heard the rumours.

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I do like mayonnaise.

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And there's no smoke without fire.
What?

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Love Island: Unseen Bits is about
to lead you on a merry dance

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with our collection
of incredible unseen clips.

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Ah!

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It's time to walk the walk...

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00-Tart.
Top Tarts!

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...talk the talk.

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If I had to use one emoji
for the rest of my life...

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Ooh, that's a good one.

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...I'd probably use, like...
you know the melting face one?

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♪ They see me rolling... ♪

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The time for name-calling is over...

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Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
Can you keep still, please?

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...because we all have skin
in the game...

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Do I wet my face?
Oh, my God.

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...and we need our weekly fix
of snogging...

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...cracking on...
GLASS SMASHES

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Ooh!

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...and a shower of Bombshells.

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Fish counts as seafood.
Yeah, but fish is different.

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It's Love Island: Unseen Bits.

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Yay!

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LOVE ISLAND THEME
PLAYS

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SONG: 'Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star'

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In one big bedroom, cosy and bright

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The Islanders all slept
Through the night

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There were 16 happy Islanders
All tucked up in a row

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Dreaming sweet dreams
As the moon casts its glow.

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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star... ♪

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Little did they know
That four would be off to stay

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At a sleepover not that far away.

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♪ Up above... ♪

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'Sam and Olivia, you are now single

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'and therefore dumped
from the island.'

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They sweetly slept, safe and warm

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Unaware of the approaching storm.

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'I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.'

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'You have made your bed,
you need to lie in it.'

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'Oh, my fucking days.'

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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star... ♪

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But while she was off
In the land of nod

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Lola was dreaming
Something quite odd

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It may sound rude
It may sound kinky

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But here is her dream
About Wee Willie Winkie.

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♪ What you are. ♪

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Tommy, I had a dream about you
last night.

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Did you?
You're gonna hate it.

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So, after this, you were an advocate
for small willies.

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And your dick was literally, like,
the width...

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the girth of my finger.
Nice!

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But not even that size.
It was literally there.

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You had the smallest
little ball bag, like this.

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♪ Why don't you kiss me
Like you used to?

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♪ Tell me why, tell me why... ♪

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IAIN: Welcome to the dream
of the unseen...

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BOTH: Shh!

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Don't shush, boys. Shake your tush.

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♪ So you gotta introduce me

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♪ To all your friends
All your friends... ♪

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...packed full of the finest
unaired gems from the week.

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Would that be shown on Unseen Bits?
Hashtag scared.

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Hashtag you can bet your life on it.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Sorry, there's a wasp stinging me.

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Can't cope with this.
No, what is it doing? Go away.

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So crack your fingers...

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Can't do it.
...if you can...

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I can't.
I just get a load of jingling.

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But I can't do it tonight,
for some reason.

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That's just like...
Yeah, that looks stupid, doesn't it?

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...as we hotfoot our way

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into an hour of elegantly
choreographed unseen bits.

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♪ Who knows what you'll find?

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♪ Shut up, OK? ♪

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And we start with the most pressing
unseen clip of the week

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that will have you in creases.

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Why did they not iron it?

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PRIYA LAUGHS
You snob.

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Are you used
to your sheets pressed?

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I iron my bed sheets.
Yeah, mate.

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I love an ironed bed sheet.

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Every Saturday afternoon,
I iron my bed.

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How often do you change your sheets?

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Every week.
Yeah, every week.

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When I go out on a Saturday...
It's kind of an ick.

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...I come home...
No, I think that's a green flag.

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I iron with, like, house music on,
so I'm like...

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MIMICS TECHNO BEAT
And ironing. Yeah.

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It gets you going.

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Yeah, it gets you ready
for the evening.

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Then I go out, I have my fun...
You do that on a Saturday evening?

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No, Saturday afternoon.
Why not on Sunday?

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Because he's got to get in his bed

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when he comes back
from the night out.

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Yeah, so, I go my night out,
I come back, I shower,

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I have two Ferrero Rochers...

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THEY LAUGH
...a bottle of water,

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and then I go to bed.

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What's wrong with a Ferrero...?

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I love a Ferrero Rocher.
That's just so niche.

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Quite like After Eight.
Yeah.

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But that's not really
substantial enough.

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IAIN: Here's an unseen bit of Tommy
showing that, actually,

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he is a bit of a poser.

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I'm gonna embarrass myself here,
but someone showed me this move.

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So, you go, like... You go, like,
the warrior thing there, right?

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And then this hand
comes under there.

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And you've got to link your hands, right?

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Link your hands, step this one in.

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LOLA: Fucking hell.
Lift that one up.

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How did you do that?

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So, you go
into a warrior position there.

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Right?
Yeah.

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Put your left arm through your legs.
Yeah.

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And then bring your right hand round
and grab them.

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No, I've not got that in the bag.
Like this?

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Nah, nah, nah. Other way.

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So, put your left hand...
How the fuck can you connect them?

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Put your left arm through there,
and bring it right up,

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round the back of your arse.

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And they grab it
with your right hand.

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And then step your right leg in.
I don't think I'm doing it right.

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What the fuck?
Like this?

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And then like that. How are you
getting the arm connection?

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Like, that...
Bring your arm that way.

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Oh, OK, like that?
Yeah, yeah.

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Like that. Yay!
Yeah!

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There's another one you can do,
where you go like that.

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What the fuck is she doing?
I don't know.

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Look at this. The fuck is that?

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That's a different one.
Have the fuck's she do that?

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Can you do that one, Fitz?
You just do the same, but...

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What the fuck?
No, this is giving face plant.

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I'm just gonna go "doosh".
No, don't do that.

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Angel, we can't have
your nose broken.

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We can't let it get bigger.

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LAUGHTER
This girl here, honestly.

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IAIN: Forget yoga with Tommy.

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It's Lola
who makes you feel the burn.

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It's been said
that Ellie has bagged herself

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the best connection in the villa.

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So purse your lips
for a clutch of comments

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showing how totes-bag emosh
fans have been on socials.

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IAIN READS
IN SCOUSE ACCENT

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IAIN READS
IN YORKSHIRE ACCENT

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IAIN READS
IN HIS OWN ACCENT

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IAIN READS
IN POSH BRITISH ACCENT

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♪ Might mess around

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♪ And live up
To my full potential... ♪

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This is my thing.

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No matter where I'm going, right,

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I'll always my mini LV with me, always.

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Is that what your purse is, LV?
Yeah.

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I put everything in my handbag.

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I've got so much in my handbags
at home.

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But I only... I take it to the gym,
I take it to the sunbed,

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I take it to work.

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Inside my big work bag,
I've got my mini handbag

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because it has everything in it.

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It has my lip liner,
it has my purse...

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Little kitchy handbag?
Yeah. But I have that...

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The girls in my office are like,

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"Why the fuck
do you have two handbags?"

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And I'm like,
"Because that's my work handbag,

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"and that's my always handbag."
Mm-hm.

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♪ I don't sweat
Nah, I shimmer

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♪ Shimmer. ♪

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IAIN: Well, here on Unseen Bits,
we have a world exclusive of...

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Let's begin.

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Obviously,
got to have your hair clip

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for when you're
putting your hair up,

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when you're by the beach,
when it's getting in your face.

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We love a hair clip.

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This one's a little flower one,
so it's cute.

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Then... lip balm.

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For when the lips
are nice and moisturised,

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we have my lip combo.

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Staple in the handbag.

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But there's a lot more in here,
and it's really getting heavy.

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First, two lemons. Next...

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...we have a whisk, just in case
we need to stir some stuff up.

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Let's see. Cowboy hat.

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Right. A yoga mat.

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We have my plant.
I just love my plant.

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Well, it's all fair and well
me showing you what's in the bag.

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Good luck to me
trying to get it back in that,

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because you've seen inside -
it's a bit of a tight squeeze.

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But we're gonna give that a good go.

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Another cracking clip on the bag.

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The Love Island villa
might be a Wi-Fi-free zone,

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but Lorenzo and Tommy found a way

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of getting away on the net
and having a text chat.

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If I had to use one emoji
for the rest of my life...

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Ooh, that's a good one.
...I'd probably use, like...

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the... you know
the melting face one?

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Like, on the side, like...
TOMMY LAUGHS

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It's just, like, melted.

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Cos I feel like it can be used
for so many things.

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It could be, like, I'm pissed,
you know, I'm drunk, I'm fed up.

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Do you know the emoji
where it's just like...

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The face, and they've got the...

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The tongue out?
It's got the tongue out to the side.

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Just like a little...
That one, yeah?

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THEY LAUGH

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Is that what you text
all the girls?

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Is that how you make them
fall in love with you?

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You know when you...
Stick the tongue out?

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...make a stupid little remark,
and then you send the...

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THEY LAUGH

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It's quite funny, innit?
It adds a little bit of character.

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Cos sometimes, it's hard to, like...

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You know when I'm texting
something, like,

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I almost feel like I need them
to see my face.

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And that's your face?
That's like a...

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That's the closest thing
to your face?

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That one's so diverse, innit?
It's like you could...

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Imagine you're saying,
"I booked a late dinner

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"so we can go from dinner straight
into drinks,

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"see where the night goes after,"
then give it a little...

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It's a good, cheeky little one.
I like it.

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Little one of them after, innit?
Yeah, yeah. Do it again.

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You've got to stick the tongue out.
I can't see it.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, do you know
what's a good one as well for you?

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The monkey
with the hands over the eyes.

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Cos I'm always saying
something wrong.

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THEY LAUGH

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You know your speech?
Yeah, yeah.

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And after your speech,
if you send a link to your speeches

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to your mum or dad,
you'd follow it up with that.

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No, I know. The one...

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You know where it's just like the
mouth and the eyes are just like...?

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There's just nothing there,
cos you've made too many mistakes.

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They're both flat.
Yeah.

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Just a line.
Yeah, it's just like...

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Because I fucked up again.
That would probably be my emoji.

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That's quite good, isn't it?

241
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,959
So if me and you were
next to each other in a message,

242
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,959
you'd just be... and I'd be...
Yeah.

243
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,960
Let's do it now.

244
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,959
IAIN: This week, myself
and the Unseen Bits producers

245
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,959
have had a bit of downtime.

246
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,959
So we went snorkelling.

247
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,999
And what beauty we came across
in the sea,

248
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,959
including these two
on their paddleboard date.

249
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,959
Sup, guys.

250
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,159
It's like I'm proposing to
your ankle. This is what I wanted.

251
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,639
So, Lola,
we've been getting on really well,

252
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,959
and I just think it's time
we tied the knot... on your ankle.

253
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,959
IAIN: And here are the bits
of Lola and Sean's date

254
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,959
you didn't get to see.

255
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,959
There we are.
We just couldn't "kelp" ourselves.

256
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,960
How do you get this
on your ankle, man?

257
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,799
I swear to God...
I'm already better at this than you.

258
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,959
Do you want me to take you
for a tour?

259
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,159
What?
I'll stand here.

260
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,959
You get...
SHE LAUGHS

261
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,959
I'm not having a good date.
This is the worst first date ever.

262
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,959
THEY LAUGH

263
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,959
OK, don't touch, don't touch.
Now, how do I turn around to you?

264
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,999
Don't turn around! Oh, my God!

265
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,959
No, babe. Babe, babe, babe.
Wait, the stick's gone.

266
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,799
No, I can get the stick.
No, you can't.

267
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,480
No, I can. You can...

268
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,960
Oh, dear. I think we might be
getting a little too close.

269
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,959
Is there fishes?
Do you say "fishes"?

270
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:18,959
Yeah, fishes.
It's fish.

271
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,999
No, no cos there's
more than one fish. It's fishes.

272
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,959
The plural of fish is fish.
Do you actually not know that?

273
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,959
No, they're fishes.
It's... It's fish.

274
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,799
OK, let's go.
Let's go.

275
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,159
We're still telling them
we had tapas, though. Yeah, 100%.

276
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,959
Nice day,
but even if it doesn't work out,

277
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,999
there's plenty more fishes
in the sea.

278
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Oh, dear.

279
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,319
AS BOB ROSS: Um... I'm glad
you could join me today.

280
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,959
I thought we'd paint
a great, big, old mighty mountain.

281
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,999
I think you'll really enjoy
this one.

282
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,959
So come on, everybody,
bring out your paintbrushes,

283
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,799
and let's get going.

284
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,959
Put your lips together.

285
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,959
That's not how I would do it,
but OK.

286
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,959
How would you normally do it?
I just go like...

287
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,960
I feel like van Gogh.

288
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,320
I do.
He's doing his painting right now.

289
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:26,960
Welcome to The Joy Of Painting
with Tommy.

290
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,639
Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
Can you keep still, please?

291
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:33,959
I'm going to do the outline,

292
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,959
you know like them colouring books
when you were a kid?

293
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,960
Yeah, you're not really meant to do
outline of lip gloss. It's OK.

294
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,320
It's beautiful.

295
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,960
Let the camera show your work.

296
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,960
Oh, I've got a bit
on your top there.

297
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,959
Wait there. I'll get it off.

298
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,959
No, OK, I can feel
you're going too far.

299
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,959
That is beautiful, that.
Yeah?

300
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,799
Not sure what you'd fetch
in auction, Ellie,

301
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,960
but that clip was priceless.

302
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,959
Murphy's Law says anything
that can go wrong will go wrong,

303
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,959
so with a pair of Murphy brothers
in the villa,

304
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,959
something is bound to go wrong soon.

305
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,960
It's just a matter of waiting.

306
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,960
There's nothing...

307
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,959
There's nothing you can do
at the minute, is there?

308
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,959
Well, luckily,
we have run out of time,

309
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,960
so we'll have to come back
after the break to find out...

310
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,959
IAIN STIRLING: It's Love Island:
Unseen Bits, baby!

311
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,959
So enough with the poses.
We need to crack on.

312
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,640
Ready, set, go.

313
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,959
We've picked our way
through the drama

314
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,959
to find all the shocking moments
that were missed...

315
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,639
TOMMY: Like that, don't you?

316
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,960
...such as two Islanders making
an unexpected pass at each other...

317
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,479
YELPS
JASMINE: Sorry, sorry.

318
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,479
No, it's gonna melt!
Sorry. Sorry.

319
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,959
...and a close shave that ended
in an outrageous blowjob.

320
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,959
Ooh!

321
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,999
LAUGHS

322
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,960
This is a great service.
THEY LAUGH

323
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:29,959
So look no further.

324
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,959
We're your one-stop shop
for exclusive hot tongue action.

325
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,960
Feels really hot. Ah!

326
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,959
Oh.
SHE CHUCKLES

327
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,959
Elbowed me in the face, man.

328
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,799
It's Love Island's
slightly burnt bits.

329
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,999
Earlier, we saw a clip of Kavan
and Aidan sitting in silence.

330
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,160
But remember, silence can be deadly.
Well, here's...

331
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,800
Bro, that fucking stinks.

332
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,959
Sorry, bruv.
Is that you? You just farted?

333
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,319
KAVAN CHUCKLES
Mate, that stinks.

334
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,959
What's wrong with you?
You're on national TV.

335
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,639
Mate, it's so bad!
Shut up.

336
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,959
But he was fine, mate.
It's television, not smelly vision.

337
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,479
But we can't have dead air
on this show,

338
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,959
otherwise the Love Island bosses
demand we fill it

339
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:20,959
with silly fart sounds.

340
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,960
So come on, quick,
say something funny.

341
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:31,959
SILLY FART SOUNDS

342
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,639
I did warn you.

343
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:38,959
LOVE ISLAND THEME
& SILLY FART SOUNDS

344
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,799
Here's an unseen clip
that doesn't have a name.

345
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,800
I'm sure Lola has some ideas.

346
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,159
But also, I like when people
first name, last name people.

347
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,959
It's a posh boy thing, you know,
when they are like...

348
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,959
Rufus Alistair or something,
do you know what I mean?

349
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,959
I like that.
Rufus?

350
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,639
TOMMY: I think I'll call
one of my kids Romeo. Romeo.

351
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,959
SAMRAJ: Like the Beckhams?
Romeo Murphy.

352
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:03,959
I'm calling my son Junior.
Samraj Junior, SJ. That's cute.

353
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,479
I might just call...
Yeah, just call him my name

354
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,959
but add Junior on the end.

355
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,959
AIDAN & SAMRAJ: AJ.
AJ. AJ!

356
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,959
AJ.
AJ, yes! Aidan Junior.

357
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,959
That a great name, AJ. AJ Murphy.
How would you spell it, though?

358
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,959
Put A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
What?!

359
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,959
Aye-Jay.

360
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,959
No! Stop talking.
No, darling.

361
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,959
That's... That's crazy.
No.

362
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,959
This is when I say
you're from Essex.

363
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,959
No, because how... AJ... How can you
have, like, a two-letter name?

364
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,959
Your first name's Aidan.
Junior. So it's AJ. Jay.

365
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,959
Nickname is AJ.
It's just a nickname.

366
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,959
That's not his name.
His nickname's AJ.

367
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,639
But why start throwing letters
into AJ

368
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,959
when it's just his initials?

369
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,959
Cos you said
his name's gonna be AJ, but...

370
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,959
That's what everyone will call him.
Aidan Junior.

371
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,959
Aidan Junior.
Everyone's gonna call him AJ. Yeah.

372
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,959
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be Aidan Murphy Junior?

373
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,999
So, on the birth certificate,
you're not gonna go A-Y-J.

374
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,959
No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
Aidan Junior Murphy?

375
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,639
Yeah, I know it's a bit backward,
but it sounds better

376
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,959
cos you can say AJ - AJM. AJ.

377
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,999
Oh, thanks, guys.
You just named my first kid.

378
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,959
I did think about calling my kid
Chevrolet now as well, so...

379
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,479
THEY LAUGH
Chevy. Chevy.

380
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,959
I might call my kid Spurs.

381
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,959
IAIN: That might explain
how my best mate -

382
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,959
Sheffield Wednesday
Volkswagen Beetle - got his name.

383
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,479
BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS

384
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,799
The mountains on Mallorca share
a lot in common

385
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,959
with the Highlands of Scotland.

386
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,959
For one, they are both famous
for their flings.

387
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,959
So, your foot's here,
you point it out.

388
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,959
And you just go back, front, back,
front around your knee. Yeah.

389
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,959
So you just basically do it
with a jump. Oh! OK.

390
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,960
So... What the...?
And then...

391
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,319
SCREAMING
So, a lot of jumping.

392
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,959
It's all jumping.
Girl, you're so good.

393
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,959
Bloody hell,
this is calorie deficit right here.

394
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,959
The jumping.
There is, like...

395
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,959
Basically, they are swords
crossed like this, on the ground,

396
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,959
and you need to jump over them.

397
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,959
That was basically it!
Lola's falling in the sword.

398
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,959
She's falling...
Your hands need to be glued here.

399
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,959
Your hands need to be glued on
like this.

400
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,999
And you're literally just...
That's so cute! I know.

401
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,959
And then you're doing that
over the sword.

402
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,799
You need to jump back over
the other side of the sword.

403
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,959
And then
when you go round in a circle,

404
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,959
you need to go
right behind the sword.

405
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,959
What if I just did this?

406
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,960
Yeah, that'll work (!)
THEY LAUGH

407
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,959
IAIN: Earlier in the week, Lorenzo
and Yas lipsed on the terrace.

408
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,319
But were they moving
in the right direction?

409
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,959
YAS: Could we just try
the other way?

410
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,959
LORENZO: Yeah, go on, then.
What, me this way?

411
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,479
What way do you normally go?
I normally go that way.

412
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,799
I normally go that way.

413
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,799
I'll try.

414
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,959
It may be called French kissing,

415
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,959
but snogging is not
like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.

416
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,959
You don't have to do it
on the other side.

417
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,959
Time for the boys to give Lorenzo
an unseen bit of advice

418
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,959
before he retakes
his snogging theory test.

419
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,959
Remember, just pick one side
and stick with it.

420
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,799
Don't go, "Mm, ah,
let's change this side."

421
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,959
It's always this side.
Going that way?

422
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,799
I go in the other way.
I am left-handed, but I go this way.

423
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,959
You're left-handed?
I'm right-handed, I go left.

424
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,959
I'm left-handed, I go right.

425
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,959
It's easier to put
your right hand on the face.

426
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,959
Yeah, so I get my left hand.
Oh, yeah. What about you, Simba?

427
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,959
I go right.
You go right, yeah.

428
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,159
You're right all the way?
Yeah, I go... Yeah, right, yeah.

429
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,959
LAUGHING: He had to put
the tongue out!

430
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,959
"What way do you go?"

431
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,959
Had to go, "Yeah, That's what I do."
LAUGHTER

432
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,319
No, I like this way, then that way.

433
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,479
But when it's intense, I'll go
to the left. Like, when it's... Oh.

434
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,319
What, is that, like, turbo mode?

435
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,959
Yeah, turbo.
Switch on - "bleurgh!"

436
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,479
Sport mode plus!
Sport mode. And then he's like,

437
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,959
"Need to go up a few gears.
This way."

438
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,959
"We're shifting gears."
MIMICS CREAKING

439
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,959
Basically, Lorenzo,
stay out of neutral, no tailgating,

440
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,959
and at all costs,
do not pump the gas.

441
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,959
This next unseen clip
will give a flavour

442
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,959
of what's really going on
in the villa.

443
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,959
All the boys are hot.
So are all the girls.

444
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,799
All the flavours, man.
A lot of gorgeous people in here.

445
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,319
All the flavours.
Yeah, all the flavours.

446
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,320
That is true.

447
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,959
There actually are all the flavours.
Who's strawberry?

448
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,959
KAVAN LAUGHS
He's... Is he vanilla?

449
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,959
No, I was gonna say he's strawberry.

450
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,999
Strawberry, like...?
I will be strawberry.

451
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,959
Obviously, you don't know the story.
Fruity!

452
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,959
Where did strawberry come from?
What's Kav?

453
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,999
He's like a bourbon vanilla.

454
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,159
He's like...
No, I'm vanilla. I'm like...

455
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,959
He's dulce de leche.

456
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,959
Dulce de leche. What's that?
Si.

457
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,959
The sweet milk one.
The sweet milk.

458
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,319
So you're not "white" white,
you're like...

459
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,959
Yeah, you're sweet, spicy white.

460
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,959
Are we talking about in the bedroom
here? In general. Just your vibe.

461
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,959
You're not like...?
You're the coffee tiramisu.

462
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,959
Mmm. I love tiramisu as well.
That's you. What am I?

463
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,959
You're caramel.
Mmm. Good.

464
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,959
Ellie is like Irn-Bru.

465
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,959
You're losing me, guys.
Italy.

466
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,959
Are we talking...?
What are we talking here?

467
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,959
Just vibes. What's Aidan, then?
Vibes?

468
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,959
We're not talking in the bedroom?
No. Aidan's like...

469
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,959
There's too many vanilla.
Banana. He's like a classic.

470
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,959
Oh, no, he's like...
You know the bubblegum flavour?

471
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,479
Pfft!

472
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,479
A bit of fun?
Yeah. Yeah.

473
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,959
I hear that. OK.
Bubblegum.

474
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,960
What's Fitzy? Fitzy's all reliable.

475
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,959
ELLIE: I just got us all the same.

476
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,799
Thank you, love.
Cheers, Ellie.

477
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,959
Strawberry Twist?
Do you not want? Thanks.

478
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,160
IAIN: No Strawberry Twist for me.
I'm more of a Mr Whippy man, myself.

479
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,799
Here's an unseen bit of the boys
training in the gym.

480
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,159
They're supposed to be doing
pull-downs or pull-ups,

481
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,159
but this turned into put-downs.

482
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,319
Lorenzo, you've got
a high jumper build.

483
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,959
I don't know what that means.
You've got, like, a... Like...

484
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,959
The build of a athlete
that's good at jumping.

485
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,159
That's what I'm trying to say.
What does that look like?

486
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,959
LAUGHTER
No, but... Fuck sakes, bro.

487
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,959
When I look at you, I just think,
"Yeah, pole vault, high jump,"

488
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,159
you know, the jumping ones.

489
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:57,319
Go on, give us a little jump.
Jump over his arm. No.

490
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,959
Go jump over his arm.
No. I'm not a good runner or jumper.

491
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,959
I'll give it a go first.

492
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,959
I can't even remember
what a pole vaulter does.

493
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,959
MEN: Yeah!

494
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,959
Where's my pole?
No, no pole.

495
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,479
It's one of these. You have to get
the knees up. Need my pole.

496
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,959
Yeah!
LAUGHTER

497
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,959
He nearly went over. Went over.

498
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,480
Yeah, maybe not,
maybe not high jump.

499
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,159
IAIN: Have confidence
in yourself, Lorenzo.

500
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,959
You are stretchier than you think.

501
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,959
You smell like rubber bands.

502
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,960
What?!
You smell like rubber bands.

503
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,960
It's the summer's hottest
new fragrance...

504
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,959
...Eau de Lorenzo,

505
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:47,960
with notes of passion fruit,
battery acid and burnt rubber.

506
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,999
I didn't get the passion fruit
from it. All right.

507
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,959
I'll let them know.
Yeah, let them know.

508
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,000
Maybe they can tweak
their ingredients. Mm.

509
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,159
Eau de Lorenzo
is significantly proven

510
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,959
to last at least twice as long
as other scents.

511
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,959
You still smell like rubber bands.

512
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,959
Can you not say that?
I'm sorry, you do.

513
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,319
It's not rubber bands.

514
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,999
Everyone's gonna be thinking
you smell weird.

515
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,960
CHUCKLING: Yeah, can you fuck off?
SHE LAUGHS

516
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:21,480
Eau de Lorenzo - guaranteed
to get the girls sniffing around.

517
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,479
It's, like, your arms.

518
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,959
CHUCKLING: What?
It is.

519
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,959
HE SNIFFS
Mm.

520
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,959
You're gonna have a new
aftershave sponsorship after this.

521
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,159
Eau de Lorenzo.

522
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,320
Keep your emotions in a bottle.

523
00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:00,959
♪ This is the dawning
Of the Age of Aquarius

524
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,959
♪ Age of Aquarius... ♪

525
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,959
I could show you a few of my moves,

526
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,959
show how I flow around on the mat
a little bit.

527
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,959
So, yeah, let's get into it.

528
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,959
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen bits,

529
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,959
where Geordie yogi Tommy
has turned the beach hut

530
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,959
into a wellness studio.

531
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,959
The shoulders have got to be back.
They've got to be dropped.

532
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,959
Feel it in your core,
feel the stretch.

533
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,959
♪ Let the sunshine... ♪

534
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,959
Come on, everyone,
shake those chakras.

535
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,959
It's giving banana in pyjamas.

536
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,959
I got absolutely fuck all to shake,
but it still moves.

537
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,479
It goes... All you hear is...
MIMICS BONES RATTLING

538
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,640
That's my bones.
IAIN: I said chakras, Ellie.

539
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,959
We have lots of food for thoughts.

540
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,959
I think I've put Mibs on
to something.

541
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,959
No, he definitely didn't.
Ketchup sandwich.

542
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,959
Did you just have plain bread
with ketchup? Yeah.

543
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,479
Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup.
I don't even like ketchup.

544
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,479
As we offer up clips so unseen,

545
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,159
they will literally have you rolling
on the floor in laughter...

546
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,639
You just pull your body over.
FART EFFECT

547
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,159
You can actually hear my back
cracking there.

548
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,959
♪ Let the sunshine, yeah... ♪

549
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,959
...and seeing stars.

550
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,959
Ah! Fuck!

551
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,959
Ah, fucking bastard.

552
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,959
Brace yourselves
for a finely-balanced selection

553
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,480
of unseen bits that flip the world
as you know it on its head.

554
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,959
Boom!
Thanks, Tommy. Namaste.

555
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,959
♪ Let the sunshine... ♪

556
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,959
Let's move to another unseen clip.

557
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,959
And everyone was walking the line
like model Islanders.

558
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,959
AIDAN: I'm trying to learn
the model walk.

559
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,959
Shoulders back.
Shoulders back, innit?

560
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,999
Just a little bit of a sway, look.

561
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,959
Aid, that's too much.
Was that too much?

562
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,959
Do you want another demo
coming down here?

563
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,959
Go on. Me and you do it. Come on.
Yeah, yeah.

564
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,959
Just a little nonchalant.

565
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,959
Never eye contact with anybody.
Ready?

566
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,479
♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na
The runway walk... ♪

567
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,159
♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na. ♪

568
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,799
No, Aid, we're bobbing too much.

569
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,639
That's too quick. That's too quick.

570
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,999
No, that's the pace. Normally for
a runway, that's the pace, innit?

571
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,479
What, is there a beat, is there?
Yeah, there's a bit to it, yeah.

572
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,959
Boom, boom, boom.
It's hard, innit?

573
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,959
Do you reckon you could
do the modelling? Yeah.

574
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,959
Want to do the walk with me?
THEY LAUGH

575
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,959
Now I've got my new fit on.
I wanna do one after.

576
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,959
Where from? Here?
Yeah, we'll go from this line here.

577
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,959
Let's do it.
No eye contact. Just a little bob.

578
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,999
I do need a bit of advice
before I go into this, though, bro.

579
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,959
Like, what do I do? How do
I approach it, like... ? Ready?

580
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,319
♪ Let me see your runway walk

581
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,960
♪ Make your heels click
Make the runway... ♪

582
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,960
What are the boys doing?

583
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,959
LAUGHTER

584
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,959
TOMMY: Yes, Kav!
Come do it with me.

585
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,959
You need in between
the both of them.

586
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,319
He moves too much,
he moves too little.

587
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,959
Right, hold on.
Go on.

588
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,960
Standby.
TOMMY: Three, two, one. Go.

589
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,959
♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na
The runway walk... ♪

590
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,959
SAMRAJ AND TOMMY: Oh!

591
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,959
Oi!
Yes, the boys!

592
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,479
Oh, are you giving it one of them?

593
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,959
♪ Let me see your runway walk

594
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,319
♪ Make your heels click
Make the runway talk. ♪

595
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,959
Oh, my God, they're actually divas.

596
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,159
IAIN: Here's a top-secret, highly
confidential unseen training video

597
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,959
from the LIA - the Love Island Army.

598
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,959
It's a purely defensive force
committed to the surveillance

599
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,959
of Bombshells
before active engagement.

600
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,319
Is everyone here...

601
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,799
If the two Bombshell girls come in,
everyone here

602
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,959
is open to getting to know them.
Exactly. 100%.

603
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:37,959
Apart from me.
Apart from Fitzy.

604
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,959
I'll get to know them
from the point of view

605
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,959
of finding out who they fancy.
The man on the inside.

606
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,959
You can wingman.
I'll wingman you.

607
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,959
Yeah, see?
Yeah!

608
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,999
We call him now and then.
He's not there every night.

609
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,959
He's not on the front line
all the time, but now and then...

610
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,959
When the general needs him,
I call him up.

611
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,959
He deals with
our inside information. Fine.

612
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,959
He's SAS commander.
That is my position.

613
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,959
00-Tart.

614
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,959
I'm whatever you need me to be.
00-Tart.

615
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,959
Can we just go round quickly
so I know where we all stand here?

616
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,959
I'm captain. I'm private.
I'm lieutenant. You're lieutenant.

617
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,959
You're general.
SAS. SAS.

618
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,959
Cadet. Just to clarify,
who's number one? You?

619
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,959
Yeah. I'm SAS, so I can
float about wherever.

620
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,959
I don't really have a rank.
A medal of honour is a wash bag.

621
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,959
The general's got...
How many wash bags have you got?

622
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,959
I've got four.
He's got four wash bags.

623
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,959
I've got two wash bags.
I've only got one wash bag.

624
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,959
Have you got three?
I've got three.

625
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,959
It all works, then. Yeah.
Go on, Aidan, then.

626
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,959
Give us the rundown.
What's the process here?

627
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,999
No, no, no, let's not go...
Whoa! Cadet! Cadet!

628
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,799
Slow down! Slow down, cadet.

629
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,959
Chill out.
I can say that as well, can't I?

630
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,479
You can say that.
Slow the fuck down!

631
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,959
LAUGHTER

632
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,799
Right, now march!

633
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,959
Good debrief.
Everyone's in a good position.

634
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,959
Do you want to lead us, general?
In the middle.

635
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,959
Three, two, one.
Top Tarts!

636
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,959
THEY HUFF

637
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,959
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I know!

638
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,959
Ow, what is that?

639
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,959
IAIN: Sorry to pull rank, lads,

640
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,959
but the onwards march
of Unseen Bits continues.

641
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,959
The Islanders received a text
this week.

642
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,639
READS ALOUD

643
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,959
CRICKETS CHIRP

644
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,959
And jeepers creepers,
before they knew it,

645
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,799
they were rushing off to
the sleepover as fast as possible

646
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,959
to rush when you're filming
in slo-mo.

647
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,959
Truth is, they took so long
to get here,

648
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,959
that the grass had grown up

649
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,959
around our magnificent
four Bombshells.

650
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,959
And they had to walk all the way
from Palma Airport

651
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,959
through the Mallorcan countryside,

652
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,960
which in cork wedges
is no mean feat.

653
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,960
But there was definitely some kind
of buzz about them... or on them.

654
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,959
Come on, chop, chop. You're gonna
be late walking at that pace.

655
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,959
And they were so exhausted
when they got to the sleepover,

656
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,959
they just kept doing everything
in slo-mo.

657
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,959
But once the Islanders
finally arrived,

658
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,959
it was full-speed ahead.

659
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,959
What's your favourite food?
Do you like a bit of sea bass?

660
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,959
You not into fish?
Nah. Are you not?

661
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,959
I like fish,
but I don't like seafood.

662
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,959
You like fish?
Yeah, but...

663
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,959
Oh, like you like fish,
but you don't like eating the fish?

664
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,479
No, I like fi...
What are you on about?

665
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,959
What are you going on about?

666
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,959
I study public relations.
Do you know...? That's PR.

667
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,959
I don't know what that is.

668
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,159
You don't know?
I don't know what that is.

669
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,639
I like fish,
but I don't like seafood.

670
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:42,959
What's the difference?

671
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,960
Like, seafood's, like,
prawns and that.

672
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,959
What? What?

673
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,959
Fish counts as seafood.
Yeah, but fish is different.

674
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,639
So what fish do you like?
Like, just fish.

675
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,319
I've got like a foot stitch, man.
Oh, my God.

676
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,959
Oh, fuck. It's like cramp.

677
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,959
Sorry, carry on.
It's OK.

678
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,479
I do love a foot tattoo, you know.
Do you?

679
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,959
I do love a foot, ankle tattoo.
Do like feet?

680
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,959
I do like feet.
You've got nice feet.

681
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,319
That's one of the first things
I saw. Really?

682
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,159
Do you wanna know a secret?
I have two toes joined together.

683
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,959
You're lying.
SHE LAUGHS

684
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,959
Sorry. I swear to you!

685
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,959
Have I got something in my hair?
What?

686
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,799
Have I got something in my hair?
No, I'm just looking at you.

687
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,959
Look!
Oh, OK. That's not that bad.

688
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,959
I think they look cute.
Oh, OK, that's cute.

689
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,959
They look better than normal feet,
I think.

690
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,959
I thought you meant they're just
together, like, all the way.

691
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,159
No, no, no, just a bit of the skin
is together.

692
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,159
Do you speak Welsh?

693
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,959
So, I used to speak better Welsh
than English, until I was 16.

694
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,959
Can you teach me a word?
Yeah, I can say, like...

695
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,799
I love you. Little words.

696
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,959
But I think if I sat there...
Please don't say that to me.

697
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,959
Why are you laughing?

698
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,959
"I like fish,
but I don't like seafood."

699
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,959
I'd still eat it,
but I don't like it.

700
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,959
What's your name? Riley?
Riley? That's crazy.

701
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,319
What is it?
Fin.

702
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,959
Oh, Fin.
Where did I get Riley from?

703
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,959
It's nowhere near Riley.

704
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,959
I've never been
with a Finley before.

705
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,639
You're with a Fin now.
Fin.

706
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,959
I've never been with a Fin either.

707
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,959
What would be your ideal date?

708
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,959
I'd wanna do something fun.
Would you?

709
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,959
Like skydiving. Shall we do it?

710
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,799
For our first date,
"What we are doing, babes?"

711
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,959
"Yeah, let's go skydiving."

712
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,959
That'd be my dream date.
There's not much... To do.

713
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,959
Talking-wise, though.
Do know what I mean? True.

714
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,959
How are we getting to know
each other flying down the air?

715
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,159
On a first date? Yeah.
I never thought of it like that.

716
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,959
Are you looking for some sun,
sand, and 50 grand?

717
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,959
We're giving away an epic
£50,000 in tax-free cash

718
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,959
to spend on whatever you want.
But wait, there's more!

719
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,319
If you enter today,

720
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,959
you'll also be entered
into our amazing bonus prize draw.

721
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,959
Courtesy of Party Hard Travel,

722
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,159
you and a mate could be watching
the Love Island final in person

723
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,959
from the main villa whilst enjoying

724
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,959
a dreamy seven-night,
all-inclusive holiday to Mallorca,

725
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,959
including an ultimate
events package,

726
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,999
bringing the vibes for you
and your bestie with pool parties,

727
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,639
VIP club nights,
boat cruises and more.

728
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,959
For your chance to win,

729
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,159
including that massive £50,000,
just...

730
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,960
Good luck.

731
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,959
♪ Positive energy
My beat... ♪

732
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,639
IAIN STIRLING: The party's in full
swing on Love Island: Unseen Bits,

733
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,479
so strap on your heels
and strut your stuff.

734
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,960
You ready?
SQUEALS

735
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,959
Good boy.
CHUCKLES

736
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,959
Where is Paris? Get me in Paris.

737
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,959
SHE SQUEALS

738
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,959
We're working our way back through
the last days of villa action

739
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,959
to bring you everything
that went unseen,

740
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,959
like this big pink wall.

741
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,959
Oh! Fucking hell.
I went straight into the wall!

742
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,959
We're here to mop up
all the steamy moments

743
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,959
that you didn't get to see.

744
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,959
SHE GIGGLES
What?

745
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,639
So relax, because we have
some cracking clips on the way.

746
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,959
GLASS SMASHES
Oh!

747
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:44,959
Strike a pose.

748
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:49,959
It's the final part
of Love Island: Unseen Bits.

749
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,799
Earlier, we saw the boys
enrolling themselves

750
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,479
into their Top Tarts Army.

751
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,159
And here is
the secret skin care routine

752
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,959
that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.

753
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,960
WATER TRICKLES

754
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,959
It's like a sponsored silence
in here.

755
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,959
We're... We're focusing, Tommy.

756
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,639
Let's see if you know the next step.
See if I know the next step?

757
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,799
If you know the next step,
this is huge. Toner.

758
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,959
HE SUCKS TEETH

759
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,999
Mm, technically you're not wrong.

760
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,959
TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES
Just not right.

761
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,959
So do I... Do I wet my face?

762
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,959
Yeah.
What? Before this?

763
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,959
Yeah.
OK.

764
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,959
SHE GROANS
Do you know how to put the toner on?

765
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,159
I've done mine already.
Well, I did. I've started earlier.

766
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,319
Look at him go, look,
with the lip balm. Look.

767
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,959
That's not lip balm.
It's lip oil. Lip oil.

768
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,959
Then you put this on, don't you?

769
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,479
CHUCKLES
This... This is the next one?

770
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,959
I don't know what step you're on.

771
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,959
That's the toner.
That's the toner, that goes next.

772
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,999
Why all three fingers?
You've done four fingers.

773
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,959
I don't even know what I'm doing.

774
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,959
Right, quick,
rub it in before it dries.

775
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:51,959
Oh, my God.

776
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,959
We're done with this one, yeah?
Yeah.

777
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,959
Right, now we're gonna
go for the eyes. Yes!

778
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,959
This is insane.

779
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,959
That's too much.
Oh, that's too much now.

780
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,959
What the hell is this?
You taking the fucking piss? Sorry!

781
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,959
Sorry, guys, I'm new to this.
Respect the product!

782
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,959
I'm new to this.
General's getting mad. I'm sorry.

783
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,959
No, it goes right under.
No! Oh, sorry.

784
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,159
Right under the eyes.
OK. Can't forget him.

785
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,959
General, if I may...
we are ready for lymphatic drainage.

786
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,959
They're not ready for that yet.

787
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,959
Fucking newbies!
They're not... Fucking...

788
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,959
You're getting demoted
after this performance, mate.

789
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,959
If I get demoted,
you're going down with me.

790
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,159
You've embarrassed yourselves.
I can't get any lower.

791
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,319
Just a little bit.
You've got to open the nodes, sir.

792
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,319
Right, then, boys,
we all finish with a little spritz.

793
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,639
Yes!

794
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,959
CHUCKLES
Tough. Thank you.

795
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,959
Private one.

796
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,959
Thank you so much, General.

797
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,959
Who does the General's?
The General's doing all the work.

798
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,959
No, he looks after his workers.

799
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,959
Yeah, that was a little treat
for you guys.

800
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,959
Well done.
Yeah.

801
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,799
Well done.
Pleasure doing business. Well done.

802
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,959
IAIN: Skin care for me

803
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,959
involves my mum
spitting on the corner of a hanky

804
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,959
and rubbing it on my face.

805
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,959
It's tricky when I'm working away,
though,

806
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,959
so she posts me tubs of saliva
so I can do it myself.

807
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,959
Fall out, boys.
CHUCKLES

808
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,959
JAUNTY MILITARY TUNE
PLAYS

809
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,959
LAUGHTER

810
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,959
That was quality, though.
That was too funny.

811
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,959
This next unseen bit

812
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,960
proves why you should never
leave your phone lying around.

813
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,959
Is Lorenzo's phone here?

814
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,959
Oh, Lorenzo's phone.

815
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,479
He's a fucking...
SHE SHRIEKS

816
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,959
SHE CACKLES

817
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,479
Let me have a look.
Why does he do this?

818
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,959
See, if it was anyone else,
I'd batter 'em.

819
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,639
It's Lorenzo, it's fine.
Aw, cute, guys.

820
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,959
Oh, I love him.
SOFTLY: So fucking cute.

821
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,959
Is there a reason
he looks an avatar on the end?

822
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,959
Why does he looks like
he's in the Berlin dance scene?

823
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,639
Literally.

824
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,159
SHE GIGGLES
Oh, no.

825
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,639
CONTINUES GIGGLING
They're amazing.

826
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,959
Mibs, Mibs, why have gone
so many photos of him?

827
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,319
SHE GUFFAWS

828
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,479
It's a photo...
Does he have photos of you?

829
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,959
Guys...

830
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,959
I can't even breathe
around this guy. Aw!

831
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,959
No, this one is fucking vanity.
LAUGHTER

832
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,959
They need deleting immediately!

833
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,959
LAUGHTER

834
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,959
He was, "He's gonna make
so many WhatsApp stickers of me."

835
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,319
And I thought, "For fuck's sake!"
Oh, my God.

836
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,959
His phone
does need to be confiscated.

837
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,959
Like, I can't even just
be sat there.

838
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,959
SHE CHUCKLES
Oh!

839
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,959
LAUGHS BREATHLESSLY

840
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,479
I look demonic.
LAUGHING: You actually do.

841
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,959
Is this a fucking joke?!

842
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,959
No. His phone needs deleting,
like... No!

843
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,959
I can't wait to show him that.
That is the best.

844
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,960
SCREECHING LAUGHTER

845
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:52,959
Yasmin, do you want to fall out?
Give me that phone immediately!

846
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,959
I actually can't wait to show...
He's gonna be so proud of me.

847
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,959
Nowhere's safe.

848
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,319
IAIN: That is one serious
photo dump, girls.

849
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,959
But not as serious
as the dumping of Namibia and Sam.

850
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,959
So, the boy I would like to steal
is... Tommy.

851
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,959
So, the girl I would like to steal
is... Ellie.

852
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,959
The girl I'd like to steal is...
Mica.

853
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,479
So, the boy I would like to steal
is... Aidan.

854
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,959
"Sam and Namibia,
you are now single,

855
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,959
"and therefore dumped
from the island."

856
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,959
IAIN: At least we have some pictures
to remember you by.

857
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,959
Oh, wait, maybe not those ones.

858
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,960
It's time for...

859
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,999
Beach Hut Bonanza. Whoo! Yay!

860
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,959
CHUCKLES

861
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,479
I asked the Islanders
what their cheesiest DMs were.

862
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,999
Oh, I have received so many,

863
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,319
so many weird, weird, weird,
weird DMs in my life.

864
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,959
"I know you're a teacher. Bet you
can teach me a thing or two in bed."

865
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,959
Just, like... That wasn't cringey.
I liked that one, to be honest.

866
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,959
Someone messaged me saying,

867
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,959
"Can I call you Jasmine
without the Jas?"

868
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,960
"So, can I call you mine?"

869
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,959
Which is... quite good,

870
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,999
and if he was hot,
I would have replied.

871
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,959
Something cringey like,
"Are you a controller?

872
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,959
"Dot, dot, dot.
Cos I'm not trying to play you."

873
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,959
And then sent, like,
a controller emoji.

874
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,959
A girl sent a picture of a dog...

875
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,639
"Sorry, my dog went missing.
Thank you for finding him."

876
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,959
So, I DM-ed this girl

877
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,959
and I sent her an emoji
of a football

878
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,959
and then a fence.

879
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,959
And I said, "Sorry,
I kicked my ball over my fence.

880
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,159
"But whilst I'm here, how are you?"

881
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,959
HE GROANS
I was young.

882
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,159
I get a lot of,
"Can I ask you a question?"

883
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,479
And I'm, like, "No, you can't."

884
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,959
The only way I can describe it

885
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,959
is like a Bible verse
that he had made up himself.

886
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,959
And it was
the most raunchiest thing

887
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,959
and cringiest thing
I'd ever seen in my life.

888
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,959
I actually can't even say
half of the stuff that was in it.

889
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,959
Very ballsy, to be honest.

890
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,959
"Are you from Tennessee?

891
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,959
"Cos you're the only ten I see."
And I was like...

892
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,959
You need to get original.
Don't ever say that to us.

893
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,959
I have DM-ed celebrities before.

894
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,959
You just think, "Oh,
do you know what? Shoot my shot."

895
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,959
Then you wake up in the morning,

896
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,959
you think,
"What an absolute embarrassment."

897
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,959
I'd just be telling them
they're shaped like a wine glass,

898
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,959
which is a good thing,
they take it like a good thing,

899
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,959
no-one's taken it as a bad thing.

900
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,159
I sent a boy a message, and it said,

901
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,959
"If you feel something weird,
don't fight it,

902
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,959
"I'm just manifesting you."

903
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,959
That's so cringey, isn't it?
Did I get a reply back? No.

904
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,959
We've all had a guy
ask for feet pics.

905
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,959
Might have been there, done it,
who knows?

906
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,959
Well, she requested that I should
send her some pictures of my feet.

907
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,959
I don't know why.

908
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,959
My feet are not in the best of nick,
you know what I mean, like?

909
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,159
I've had some pretty weird requests
in my day.

910
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,959
I've had a few people

911
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,959
kind of message me
for some old pairs of socks.

912
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,959
What goes through
these people's heads?

913
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,959
Did definitely
have someone message me.

914
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,959
I can't remember the exact wording,

915
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,639
but it was
something about mayonnaise.

916
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,959
And it, like started this discussion
about mayonnaise,

917
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:04,999
which was weirdly engaging,

918
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,959
cos it's definitely better than
like a, "Hey, X,"

919
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,959
or something crap like that.

920
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,959
But I do like mayonnaise,
so it did weirdly work.

921
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,960
IAIN: Come back next time
for some more...

922
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,959
I think we have time
to squeeze in just one more clip,

923
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,959
if the boys can get round to it.

924
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,959
No, go round, go round.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

925
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,959
CRINKLING

926
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,959
We could get a good thing
going here, you know? Mm.

927
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,959
JAUNTY MILITARY TUNE
PLAYS

928
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,960
The Commander's
taking us for a walk.

929
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,319
Attention!
Hup!

930
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,959
What are you doing?
We're walking around the garden.

931
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,959
Just going for a step.
Eaten Oreos. Burning them off.

932
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,999
IAIN: Sorry to pull rank, lads,

933
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,959
but I'm under strict orders
to sign out.

934
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,959
Our time is up.

935
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,959
Until next time, over and out.
Bye-bye.

936
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,960
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