1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,440 MUSIC: 'Keep On Movin' ' by Five 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,640 IAIN STIRLING: Previously... 3 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,120 on Love Island... 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,840 # I woke up today With this feelin'... # 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,160 ..two Islanders were at it again... 6 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,400 I'm the king. Treat me like a queen, then. 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,600 No, babe, don't... Oh, come on, I'm messing around. 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,840 IAIN STIRLING: ..and the talent show raised the stakes. 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,640 # Get on up when you're down... # 10 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,600 I know what I want. Ekin-Who? 11 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,160 Click. Click. 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,840 First episode of Cooking With Davide. 13 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,400 # Get you love drunk Off my hump... # 14 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,800 Antigoni. SHOCKED LAUGHTER 15 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,320 # Keep on moving on, anyway.. # 16 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,520 IAIN, IN SINISTER TONE: Tonight... 17 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:49,400 ..the cracks are beginning to show. 18 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,560 DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC 19 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,160 MICROPHONE CLATTERS 20 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,400 Do you wanna be with me? 21 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,200 And YOU have your say. 22 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,880 DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS 23 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:15,120 DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES TO BUILD 24 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,440 MUSIC: 'What's Love Got To Do With It' by Kygo and Tina Turner 25 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,440 # What's love got to do Got to do with it? # 26 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,280 IAIN STIRLING: The curtain's just fallen 27 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,320 on the Love Island Talent Show 2022. 28 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,800 Without doubt, the least amount of talent I've seen on display 29 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,600 since I watched Ayr United playing away to Hearts. 30 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,000 # What's love? # 31 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,000 When you done the rap bit, and then you knew you were doing well, 32 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,560 so you started walking towards everyone. 33 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,200 I can't even remember, to be honest. 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,480 I was so, like... It just took over. Just took over. 35 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,720 No, no, I'm being genuinely serious. 36 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,240 Like, when you're doing that, and, like, the adrenaline, 37 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,920 it's like, "What am I actually doing?" 38 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,640 You started pointing. Did I? Oh, my... 39 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,680 Argh! It was unreal. 40 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,520 Oh, God. Unreal. I know. 41 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,040 For some weird reason, I still fancy you. 42 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,360 So you done well. I'm amazed. 43 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,640 I've not given you the ick? No. Yours was good as well. 44 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,200 Do you reckon? Yeah. 45 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:26,680 No, it was a good way to finish. 46 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,520 What did you think of it? I mean, you just looked cute. 47 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,840 "Cute"?! 48 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,240 Well, you didn't look sexy, but you looked cute. 49 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,520 So, I've not thrown you off me? 50 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,320 No, it's not put me off, no. 51 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:39,920 Oh, I love you. 52 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,440 IAIN STIRLING: Indiyah's about to utter a sentence 53 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,400 that has never in recorded history been spoken by an audience 54 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,040 exiting an Iain Stirling stand-up gig. 55 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,240 You know when you're laughing so much you have tears? 56 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,440 I literally was starting to cry, cos it was so funny. 57 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,920 Mm. I feel you, I feel you. 58 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,560 But did you still hear, like, the tune? 59 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,680 Yeah, we knew it was Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. 60 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,080 I'm literally taking that recorder home. 61 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,120 Yeah. By the time we get home, I'm gonna train up. 62 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,800 I'm gonna be Grade 10. I can play anything on recorder after that. 63 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,880 Indiyah, my baby girl, like, honestly, that recorder, 64 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,120 it's not coming home with us. 65 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,360 I need to find it and destroy it. 66 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,200 I can whistle it. 67 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,160 THEY BOTH WHISTLE Shh! 68 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,480 Shush! I'm trying to join you. 69 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,760 No, I don't want you to join me. Oh. 70 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,600 Fine. SHE WHISTLES WEAKLY 71 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,560 SHE WHISTLES FINAL NOTES BREATHLESSLY 72 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,920 IAIN STIRLING: Every time Davide falls out with Ekin-Su, 73 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,040 he makes her a carbonara. 74 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,560 He's now adding extra garlic to carbonara number 153. 75 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,360 So, what happened with you and Ekin? I don't really know. 76 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,200 She's been crying about this carbonara, man. 77 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,680 Honestly, I don't remember. 78 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,400 Something about "fuck you around". That's all I heard. She said... 79 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,240 "In Manchester", you said. I said something in reply to her. 80 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:53,800 But when I say something in reply to her, she gets upset, but... 81 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,760 I mean, if she thinks that we go out, 82 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,000 she starts being the jealous, possessive... 83 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,680 No, no. Tell me now. No, it's not gonna work. 84 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,320 This behaviour already pisses me off. 85 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,360 I don't know what happened with Ekin-Su. 86 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,280 She basically got upset for some things I said around the firepit. 87 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,960 She probably wanted just a bit of... more attention from my side 88 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,920 and tell her, you know, that I care about her. 89 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,480 Honestly, I don't know. I don't remember. 90 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,400 Ekin, you OK? 91 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,960 Not really. 92 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,360 I really don't care. I don't care any more. 93 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,320 I don't care any more, either. Sure. 94 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,000 Fucking hell. All this drama queen, honestly! 95 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,880 Mate, it quite literally does say "Drama Queen", but... 96 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,840 Ekin, you guys was just joking at the firepit. Right? 97 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,120 Yeah, it's just been taken... 98 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,440 You know, if she thinks other people are involved, 99 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,040 it's not any more a joke for me. 100 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,640 Are you not tired? 101 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,480 Whatever it is, just squish it, you guys. 102 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,040 Yeah, we're having a good night. Seriously, though... 103 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,280 Yeah, why she need to put drama, altering a good night? 104 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,320 Yeah, but you both were joking, though. 105 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,640 Sometimes you know what you're gonna get with Ekin, 106 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,240 and then sometimes you don't. 107 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,560 But, I mean, in a way, you're kind of... 108 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:17,160 You're always gonna get drama with Ekin, let me just say that, OK? 109 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,840 Let me just say that. 110 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,440 Put some for Ekin, please. 111 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,120 Yeah, give that Ekin, because I'm not gonna eat with her. 112 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,480 You'll talk it out. 113 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,440 Davide said I should give this to you. 114 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,760 Who said that? Yeah. 115 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,160 Who? Davide. 116 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,480 Eat, babes. 117 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,880 No, and that's OK. 118 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,560 You're not a fucking robot, do you know what I mean? Mm. 119 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,800 I've had enough of this man. He's pissing me off, right? 120 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,560 We're sitting there by the firepit, 121 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,480 and he's just basically chatting about going out. 122 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,640 Basically saying, "Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be wild." 123 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,360 And I don't know whether he's doing it deliberately to piss me off. 124 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,440 You know, if you wanna crack on on the outside, crack on. 125 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,680 It's not funny. I don't find it that funny. 126 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,000 He needs to apologise. 127 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,040 OK, why are you upset? 128 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,960 Just... Obviously, we can banter. 129 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,520 It's funny, but I think some comments 130 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,240 just got to me a little bit. 131 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,680 Yeah, for sure, you commented something as well. 132 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:20,840 What, and then you... Cos I said that, you said that? 133 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,320 I don't remember what you said, honestly. 134 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,120 Then I said that, and then... 135 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,720 That's what I got annoyed at. 136 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,520 OK, you finished now? Yeah. 137 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,680 OK, good. Peace? Yeah. 138 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,080 Oh! 139 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,960 What's so difficult? 140 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,360 I don't know, I just get a bit stubborn, I guess. 141 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,920 Just pisses me off, some comments. 142 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,680 Oh, no, the cameras, fuck sake! 143 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:52,920 Yeah, because you said... 144 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,080 It's not even a big deal, but it's just... 145 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,240 Yeah, but I said the comment because you said a comment. 146 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,680 Oh... Ooh! 147 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,120 You see? Karma. 148 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,000 Oh! My head. 149 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,360 Yeah, sorted. OK, fine, then. 150 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:13,040 All this drama. Well, honey... 151 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,040 Yeah, you are the queen, I know. 152 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,120 Yeah, but I don't want this drama outside, I'm telling you now. 153 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,560 I don't either. 154 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,000 Yeah, but I'm telling you now, I don't want. 155 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,800 Er, I don't want drama as well. If you start... 156 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,080 Well, then don't create drama. 157 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,320 If you start saying things that are gonna wind me up... 158 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,520 OK, Ekin. 159 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,320 Look, what can I say? 160 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,960 It's hard to stay angry at the king of carbonara. 161 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,400 I think he's doing it just to be playful. 162 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,440 The best thing is giving him no reaction. 163 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,120 I think I've learnt from this tonight. 164 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,200 OK, sorted. 165 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,160 It was quick. 166 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,280 Sorted. 167 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,680 IAIN STIRLING: To celebrate how well the talent show went, 168 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,960 we've given the Islanders a bedtime treat - 169 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,040 a crate of Red Bull and all the Skittles they can eat. 170 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,080 SQUEALING 171 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,680 # We've been going like a hurricane 172 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,760 # Who's gonna be the one To break the silence? # 173 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,520 We all just gave it the best go. Yeah! 174 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,000 Had the best time. I loved it. 175 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:30,680 # I've been thinking lately Thinking 'bout you 176 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,720 # I've been thinking lately 177 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,520 # You're somebody I don't wanna lose... # 178 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,760 Boo! 179 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,920 # All of these nights We've been talking and touching 180 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,880 # When all I wanna hear Is you to say you love me 181 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,160 # Have all of these nights Been leading to something? 182 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,840 # Cos all I wanna hear Is you to say you love me... # 183 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,640 Oi! Oi! 184 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,080 Yeah, we'll go. A magic show. 185 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,520 Adam, I was really shocked. 186 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,600 Where did you learn that? 187 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,960 I used to do it when I was a kid. I've got loads, ya know? 188 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,320 # Levitating Got me off the ground... # 189 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,440 Night! 190 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,400 Night, everyone. Sleep well. 191 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:12,280 # Look what you do to me Look what you do to me 192 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,040 # I've been thinking lately 193 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,800 # Thinking 'bout you 194 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,240 # I've been thinking lately 195 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,680 # You're somebody I don't wanna lose 196 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,440 # All of these nights We've been talking and touching 197 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,320 # When all I wanna hear Is you to say you love me 198 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,120 # All of these nights We've been talking and touching 199 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,560 # When all I wanna hear Is you to say. # 200 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,880 IAIN STIRLING: Yes, those shots are nice, 201 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,760 but that drone pilot now has eight points on his licence. 202 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,880 Slow down, Juan! 203 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,520 # I don't wanna let go... # 204 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,960 # Sweet, sweet sunshine 205 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,840 # Dream of you all night 206 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,800 # Honey, don't let go 207 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,280 # We're living This sweet, sweet life... # 208 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,960 DAMI FARTS LOUDLY 209 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,240 Oh, wow! 210 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,040 There you go. 211 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,400 Right, I'm out. 212 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,240 # Sweet, sweet sunshine... # 213 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,240 Honestly, it lasted about ten seconds. 214 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,280 I'm not gonna lie, it sounded so wet. 215 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:38,520 Disgusting. 216 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,880 # We're living This sweet, sweet life. # 217 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,000 Miss Drama Queen. 218 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,680 I just wanna say, all this time, everyone calling me drama queen, 219 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,720 actually being crowned Drama Queen 2022 feels amazing. 220 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,160 Amazing. owned up to that fucking crown. 221 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,440 Had a little flip with Davide. Mm. 222 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:00,360 Just a little marriage couple moment, you know, 223 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,280 about the outside world, partying and all this stuff. 224 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,560 And I was like, "Hang on a minute, what's this partying thing about?" 225 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,840 And I'm not gonna lie, 226 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,600 I had a bit of his food and everything had been forgotten. 227 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,440 We're just Davide and Ekin-Su, so... Food heals everything. Yeah. 228 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,920 Was there any beauty salons last night? 229 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,560 Cos there certainly wasn't from my end, 230 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:26,200 but when I had a sneaky look over the duvet... Tasha. 231 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,680 Miss Tasha... I had a little manicure. 232 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,600 Amazing. Yeah, you've been needing that. 233 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,400 It was getting too hot under the covers. 234 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,920 Plan of action today? 235 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,120 Obviously, Andrew, you've opened the salon God knows how many times, 236 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,120 but why don't we open our own salon today for the girls? 237 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,040 Cut some cucumber up... Head massage. 238 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,360 Give them a little foot rub. Back massage, head massage. 239 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,720 Cucumbers. Yeah, I'm up for that. 240 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,000 Good plan. Let's go. Cucumbers. 241 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,360 IAIN STIRLING: I've been going to the spa every day. I love it. 242 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,840 I normally get cheese, salami, Pringles, 21 La... 243 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,760 Oh, no, wait, sorry, I've been going to the SPAR. 244 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,080 The SPAR! 245 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,400 Oh, hello, what are we getting here? Little cucumbers on the go. 246 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,120 What are these champagne glasses? 247 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,360 Well, we're gonna make them a little mimosa. Yeah? 248 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,680 We're gonna give the girls a pamper day. 249 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:17,960 Just treat the girls again as we normally do in this place. 250 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,040 It's a woman's world, and us men just live in it. 251 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,520 Girls, girls, girls, the salon spa is now open. 252 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,520 Salon spa? Salon spa. 253 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,800 Oh, fuck, they're... Are you ready for some pampering? 254 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,680 I've not shaved. Pampering? Pampering. 255 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,120 I'm gonna get involved. 256 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,080 The boys are massaging us. I've not shaved. 257 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,080 They're not. They're not. Yes, they fucking are! 258 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,040 Oh, my God, I need to change my fucking bikini. 259 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,080 Where are they massaging us? Fucking everywhere. 260 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,720 I need a razor, quickly. What do you mean? 261 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,400 They're massaging our backs and stuff. 262 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,800 So we're gonna be lying down, 263 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,840 and they're gonna get a view of our fucking arse! 264 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,880 Ooh! 265 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,680 Girls! 266 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,440 I've made a famous mimosa. 267 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,080 We've got mimosas, and the salon spa is open. 268 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,880 WHOOPING 269 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,040 Too late to shave now. 270 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,440 Right, fuck it, they're gonna have to see our hairy arses. 271 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,720 All the boys, they're just treating us like princesses. 272 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,320 We had brunch yesterday. 273 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:11,160 This is the soft life and treatment we deserve. 274 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,720 Am I living in a dream? Man, you guys... 275 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,560 All these good-looking men bringing us drinks. Dream world. 276 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,280 Thank you. Thank you. 277 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,320 Just have a nice, relaxing time. There you go. 278 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,280 Thanks. Oh, thanks. 279 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,000 Why are they being so nice? Right, let's just do a cheers. 280 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,440 Let's do a cheers, girls. 281 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,200 What are we cheersing to? The boys being whipped? 282 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,880 Yeah. Cheers to the boys being whipped. 283 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,960 May it forever last. 284 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,120 DAMI: Ladies, shades off, please. Yep. Pick your cucumbers. 285 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,040 Don't move your eyes. 286 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,280 Stop laughing, stop laughing. Wait. Hold it. 287 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,800 Right, girls, can you just please relax? Please. 288 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,560 I feel like you girls just aren't relaxing. 289 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,520 Get all that tension out. 290 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,640 There's a lot of tension in my shoulders. Oh, is there? 291 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,080 Sorry for the delay. 292 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,160 The Italian stallion has arrived. Your man is here. 293 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,360 So, what do you need me to do? 294 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,560 Give Ekin special treatment, please. 295 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,240 I'm loving this foot massage, Dami. 296 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,080 LAUGHTER 297 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,760 How nice is this, from zero to ten? 298 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,600 Ten. 299 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,360 Andrew! Keep it PG! 300 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,600 I'm good with my hands, so I know what I'm doing, 301 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,280 so, yeah, she's a lucky girl. A very lucky girl. 302 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,960 Are you feeling peaceful? 303 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,760 You know what? This is actually quite good. 304 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,560 You guys, if you need to vent anything out, 305 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,920 any problems you have... 306 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,600 Don't worry about the tickle. Sorry, it tickles. 307 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,760 DAVIDE: I'm doing the full legs now. 308 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,320 Mm-hm. Mmm. 309 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,080 Davide, you can go harder as well. 310 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,160 DAMI: Mm, harder? Yeah. 311 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,760 EKIN-SU MOANS CONTENTEDLY 312 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:03,080 HE MIMICS EKIN-SU'S MOANING 313 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,840 That was Ekin's moans, not mine. Just saying. 314 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,200 Oh, that feels so good! 315 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,560 Davide, you need to... slide in. 316 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,120 LAUGHTER 317 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,880 Mmm! 318 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,640 I think I enjoyed that a bit too much. 319 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,280 Mmm! 320 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,640 Mmm! 321 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,280 Mmm! 322 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,320 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to episode one of Danica's new podcast, 323 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,000 Do You Like Carrot Cake? 324 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,120 Where Danica Taylor finds out the answer 325 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,880 to the only question that matters. 326 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,760 Do you like carrot cake? Carrot cake's nice. 327 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,560 Yeah, it's average. I like carrot cake. 328 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,320 Lemon cake. Lemon drizzle. 329 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,840 Lemon drizzle. Love a lemon drizzle. 330 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,200 I like a lemon tart. 331 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,360 TEXT ALERT Oh! Are you joking? 332 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400 Fuck's sake. I've got a text! 333 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,400 What? Oh, shit. 334 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,480 READS ALOUD: 335 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 336 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,360 Have we gotta dance? Challenge! 337 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,000 Absolutely loving it. 338 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:21,960 Exits are here, here, 339 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,360 and entrances are here, here and here. 340 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,480 Mile-high, baby! Whoo! 341 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,280 IAIN STIRLING: Ironically, for a challenge called Mile High, 342 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,200 we might have hit an all-time low. 343 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,880 The girls are gonna show off a series of sexy moves 344 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,840 on Love Island Flight 69. 345 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,720 Our cabin crew appear from the cockpit of a plywood plane. 346 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,960 WHOOPING 347 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,680 Hey, boys, I hope we're ready for this very sexy Love Island flight. 348 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,720 CHEERING 349 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,080 IAIN STIRLING: They slide down the wing 350 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,800 to greet their passengers. 351 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,520 They make sure the boys' seatbelts are buckled up. 352 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,920 Is that tight enough? 353 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,120 LAUGHTER 354 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,520 Oh, yeah, yeah. You're OK. You're OK. Yeah. 355 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,600 Woo-hoo! 356 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,040 Whoo! 357 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,680 All buckled in. Now it's time for the debrief, boys. 358 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,440 IAIN STIRLING: The girls then perform 359 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,800 a safety demonstration on a power plate. 360 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,080 Then they serve champagne from the duty-free trolley. 361 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,680 Mile-high club, baby. 362 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,720 Next, they take their boy to the plane's toilet, 363 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,000 where they jump up and down inside to hit the button 364 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,800 on the roof of the toilet to turn on the occupied sign. 365 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,040 Then the toilet doors will close. 366 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,960 Hopefully, forever. 367 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,320 I always wanted to join the mile-high club, 368 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,480 so this is as best as we're gonna get right now. Absolutely loved it. 369 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,120 CHEERING 370 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,000 Whoa! 371 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:14,080 Are you guys ready for a ride? Cos I know I am. 372 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,360 Right, any large items stored in between your legs, buckle up, boys. 373 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,880 MUSIC: 'Levitating' by Dua Lipa and Madonna 374 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,960 # I had a premonition That we fell into a rhythm 375 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,120 # Where the music Don't stop for life... # 376 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,680 Are you ready for a bumpy ride? Wow! 377 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:33,600 I'm going to have to buckle you up, cos it's gonna be turbulence. 378 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,360 ALL: Oh-ho-ho! 379 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,920 Fucking hell! 380 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,000 I think there's a very large item here that we need to store, perhaps, 381 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,040 in the luggage, but we'll save that for later. 382 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,120 I had no Scoobies on what to do. 383 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,120 I was like, "You know what? I'm gonna go all in." 384 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,000 Make sure you buckle up, guys, for health and safety, 385 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,760 because we do have turbulence right now. 386 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,760 I think it's getting a bit steamy. Oh, yeah, that's very good. 387 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,080 Let's take that off. 388 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,680 That little vibro plate did some strange things to Ekin-Su. 389 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,840 She came alive. 390 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,080 LAUGHTER Oh! 391 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,600 CHEERING 392 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,320 I literally popped the champagne and I went, 393 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,920 "You know what? Let's get frisky." 394 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,560 Yay! 395 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,200 CHEERING 396 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,360 Shut the doors! 397 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,840 CHEERING 398 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:36,240 I mean, as a passenger, she gave me more than first-class treatment. 399 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,640 All right, boys. Are you ready for a ride? 400 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,280 CHEERING 401 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,480 Absolutely 100% we're keeping that outfit. 402 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,960 Where shall we start? 403 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,160 Need to buckle up a little bit tighter than that. 404 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,760 Also, if you need any extra services, 405 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,640 just ring the bell above your head. 406 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,160 Ding, ding, ding! 407 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,200 MUSIC: 'Air Hostess' by Busted 408 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,520 Oh, my God, when she went in to, like, kiss Andrew, and he bit, 409 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,400 and he went to... And she didn't kiss... 410 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,520 I love shit like that. So sexy. 411 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,080 I was trying to be sexy, 412 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,320 and all I could feel was my legs flapping about. 413 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,920 My booty was shaking. 414 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,080 I was like, "What is going on here?" 415 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,160 Three, two, one. 416 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,040 LAUGHTER 417 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,840 CHEERING 418 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,480 Yes! 419 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,840 Really enjoyed being... 420 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,560 You know, welcome to Tasha's airline. 421 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,400 CHEERING 422 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,640 Every guy's dream is to be part of the mile-high club. 423 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,000 Maybe today is one of your lucky days. 424 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,160 Whoo! 425 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,160 Oh, my gosh. My grand entrance for this challenge, I was so nervous. 426 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,520 I was just like, "Right, start at cutesy 427 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,680 "and then just get a little bit more saucy as we go on," you know? 428 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,640 Yes, girl! 429 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,320 MUSIC: 'Summer' by Calvin Harris 430 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,880 Apply the seatbelt. 431 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,640 Whoo! 432 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,360 Davide. 433 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,680 Get the seatbelt going on. 434 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,400 Nice and tight. 435 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,880 Thank you. No worries. 436 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,720 Is it bad that I enjoyed watching Paige buckle up other boys? 437 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,520 I don't know. But she rocked my world. 438 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,440 I think I'm gonna need an extender belt for this one. 439 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,600 And I hope she's gonna keep that little uniform. 440 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,440 I'm talking about the scarf, obviously. 441 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,160 CHEERING 442 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,520 Whoo! 443 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,760 I think you all deserve a little bit of VIP treatment, 444 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,160 and I need my girls to help me with this one. 445 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,760 LAUGHTER 446 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,880 Just an excuse to be closer to him and start licking him in places. 447 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,400 ALL: Whoo! 448 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,760 CHEERING AND WHOOPING 449 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,320 MUSIC: 'Starships' by Nicki Minaj 450 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,280 Welcome, boys. A very fun flight to Indiyah. 451 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,520 Whoa! 452 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:47,160 # Starships were meant to fly... # 453 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,280 I'll be honest, being in this villa, 454 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,200 time and time and time again, 455 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,720 I've actually just been dragged out of my comfort zone. 456 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,520 Whoo! 457 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,720 When all else fails, just get the champagne and chuck it everywhere. 458 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,240 CHEERING 459 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,920 And that's what I did. 460 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,360 CHEERING 461 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,320 APPLAUSE 462 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,720 CHEERING 463 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,200 Yes, girl! 464 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,640 Whoa! 465 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,840 Gemma was into it. 466 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,240 Obviously, gave me a cheeky little lick across the chest, 467 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,000 and, yeah, she smashed it. 468 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,280 Fuck it, just get to it. 469 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,840 I was in shock. 470 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,920 I'll be honest, I don't wanna see Gem licking any other bloke. 471 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,480 Belt that in. SHE GIGGLES 472 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,720 We're in for the long haul flight. 473 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,960 MUSIC: 'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa 474 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,400 Oh, you're a prick. 475 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,720 LAUGHTER 476 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,840 Gem vibed into it, and I loved it. 477 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:16,080 # When we go down right there You make me feel right there 478 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,440 # When you lay me down right there 479 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,800 # We just make it right there... # 480 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,800 IAIN STIRLING: While runners in hazmat suits 481 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,960 take a pressure washer to that toilet, 482 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,160 the boys will decide which girl put on the best performance. 483 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,720 The girl we think gave us the sexiest flight of our dreams is... 484 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,000 Paige. 485 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,400 CHEERING 486 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,520 The boys helping me out a little bit, boosting my confidence. 487 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,040 Bunch of cuties. And I know it was all to do with Adam. 488 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,720 I know he's got the gift of the gab and persuaded the boys, somehow. 489 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,480 I have no idea. But anyway, it was nice to hear. 490 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,280 CHEERING 491 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:59,320 # And I'll give it to you. # 492 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,480 IAIN STIRLING: The Mile High Challenge got me thinking 493 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,960 about the wonderful work of all our fantastic cabin crews. 494 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,560 They're just great, great people. 495 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,120 On an unrelated note, I will be flying home next Tuesday, 496 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,080 currently in economy, just saying. 497 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,680 And you all were fuckin' ten out of ten. 498 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,600 Paige, obviously, well done for winning. 499 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,960 Oh, thanks, girlies. But you all were sexy goddesses in your own way. 500 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,640 So, yeah, just did a little bit of me, kept it a bit PG, you know, 501 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,280 leave something to the imagination, you know, for when we get out. 502 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,400 And then went in the cubicle, 503 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,320 and that was my favourite bit, with Adam, I think. 504 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,200 What is it, wife on the streets, freak in the sheets? Yeah. 505 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,560 Paige is a little dark horse. 506 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,520 Is it bad that I enjoyed seeing her do it to youse as well? 507 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,280 LAUGHTER 508 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,680 I was like, "You crack on, I've got a grade for you here." 509 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,960 Fucking hell! God, don't get me excited. 510 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,960 I swear! No, I think we were getting too gassed. 511 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,440 Did they see us getting too gassed? 512 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,160 Yeah, we were getting too gassed when Paige was doing the thing, man. 513 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,040 Shut up. Indiyah goes to me, like... 514 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,280 Yeah, when Paige was on you, I was looking at Gemma, 515 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,880 and she was straight-faced. 516 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,560 What about you, what you saying? Yeah, Gem. 517 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,520 Gem done well, she done well. Done well. How was the Adam lick? 518 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,560 Did that get you, when she licked Adam? 519 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,240 Was it me, or was I seeing that Luca was being a bit weird, like, 520 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,600 when you were doing your challenge? He was just being a baby. 521 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,520 I mean, yeah, he was being fucking dramatic. 522 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,720 I don't even know. I think he was just pissed off 523 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,880 that I, like, licked people, and whatever. 524 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,920 It's a challenge, of course you are. Whereas Dami, he'd be, like, 525 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,800 bigging you up, bigging you up, bigging you up. 526 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,200 But it's just like, you just do it in the heat of the moment, 527 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,520 because, like, your body just takes over, and it's like, 528 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,960 "Shit, don't know what I'm doing." 529 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,640 Yeah, you want support. Exactly. 530 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,120 You just do a load of random... It's really not that deep. 531 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,040 If he's gonna be a prick over it, then he can do one. 532 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,760 He needs to stop sulking. 533 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,640 IAIN STIRLING: Luca's getting jealous 534 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,400 that Gemma's licking someone's neck, 535 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,480 and he's getting up to that with Jamie! 536 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,240 It's just double standards. 537 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,560 Oh, my mistake, it was a misleading angle. 538 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,400 Does seem a bit in a mood, doesn't she? 539 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,360 I think she thinks you were pissed off 540 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,600 when she licked me, you know. Which is... 541 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,080 I done the joke and then buckled myself up. Yeah, yeah. 542 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,520 And then I unbuckled it and put it in my fucking bollocks. 543 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,520 Yeah, yeah, cos remember, she called you a prick. 544 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,880 Yeah. And I was laughing. 545 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,680 Gemma and Luca, it's a funny one, isn't it? 546 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,920 Because Gemma obviously licked my chest and whatever, 547 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,240 but, like, Paige did the same to Luca. 548 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,960 So, it's not really my style to maybe, like, 549 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 spit my dummy out a little bit, 550 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,720 but also, I kind of get where he's at. 551 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,000 What's up, sexy? Luca's being a twat. 552 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,000 Why, what's up? I don't know. Ask him. 553 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,880 He's not mad at you, I swear. He thinks you're mad at him. 554 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,960 Why would I be mad at him? 555 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 I don't know. But he's not mad with you. 556 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,520 Well... he's acting like he's annoyed. No. 557 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,320 He's got a face like a fucking slapped arse. 558 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:59,520 That's Luca's face all the time, though, so... 559 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,440 Do you want me to walk you down to the pool? 560 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,960 Put your pride aside, man. Shit - you not mad, he not mad. 561 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,240 You do this any longer, then someone's gonna get mad 562 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,280 for no reason. Can't be arsed with this shit. 563 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,600 Luca and Gemma are two stubborn people. 564 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,000 It's just a discussion they just need to have. 565 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,720 Just, I don't know, just find a way to resolve this. 566 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,960 Just, you know, let's move on. 567 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,080 You all right? Are you? 568 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,120 Yeah. 569 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,440 You've not answered my question. TERSELY: I'm fine. 570 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,240 I'm gonna go over there. 571 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,560 Do you wanna go for a chat? OK. 572 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,040 Where you been? 573 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,480 Huh? 574 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,320 It doesn't matter. What's up? 575 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,520 You've pissed me off. OK, go on. 576 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,520 You can sit here and say that you're not in a mood, 577 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,520 you're in a mood. No, I'm not in a mood. 578 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,560 Luca, don't play thick. Gem, I'm not in a mood. 579 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,000 When I came up to you in the challenge, you pushed me off. 580 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,920 Yeah, that was banter. It wasn't banter. 581 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,640 Yes, it was, everyone was laughing. You can blame it as banter, 582 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,640 you have had a face like a slapped arse. Are you 12? 583 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,200 It's obviously not nice to see, but I don't... 584 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,560 So, what bit wasn't nice to see? Licking other boys, 585 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,720 and putting your head down there and... But it's a challenge, 586 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,280 so I can't exactly stay annoyed at you for it. It was just lit... 587 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,360 So you can't exactly STAY annoyed at me for it? 588 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,440 So you were annoyed at it? 589 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,640 Come off it, looking into every word I'm saying. 590 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,560 No, no, I'm not. You are. 591 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,320 So that's what you were annoyed about. 592 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:15,040 I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Right. So, you were in a mood. 593 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,560 I didn't like what I saw, but I didn't... 594 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,480 So you couldn't stay in a mood. Fuck off, Gem. Fucking hell. 595 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,400 You're doing my head in. Right, OK. Well, because you know I'm right. 596 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,920 I've come back, I'm literally fine, and you've brought this all up, 597 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,800 like, I've... HE SIGHS 598 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,840 You genuinely... If you didn't do anything... 599 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,600 Do not care what the fuck you done in the challenge, I do not care, 600 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,120 and I'm not in a mood, and I don't care about the whole situation. 601 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:44,120 Nah, I can't be arsed. Luca... It's doing my head in. 602 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,400 # See the light... # 603 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,840 Well, that went well (!) 604 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:55,360 # I'll be your faultline, faultline 605 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,240 # I'll be your faultline... # 606 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,680 You OK? I'm fine. 607 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,400 What's happened? He's just lost his head. 608 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,880 Ah, so the conversation didn't go well, then? 609 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,480 No, but he fucking slipped up. 610 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,320 He said, "It's obviously not nice to see you licking other boys." 611 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,760 I'm like, "So you were pissed off?" 612 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,640 And he's like, "No, no, no, I wasn't." 613 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,080 I'm like, "You literally are contradicting yourself." 614 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,880 So he WAS in a mood. I was right all along 615 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,400 because he admitted it, and he knew he slipped up, 616 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,000 he knew he didn't have a leg to stand on. 617 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,240 He knows that I'm right, but I'm not falling for it. 618 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,480 He was pissed off, which he admitted. 619 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,640 Luca just walked out, took his mic off. 620 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,640 Had an argument with Gemma. It's ridiculous, man. 621 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,240 I don't think Gemma's done anything wrong. 622 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:44,040 Yeah, I think she did nothing wrong. I mean, yeah, she licked Adam, 623 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,600 but then Paige did the same with Luca, so... 624 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,000 Paige sat on your lap. Do I care? No. 625 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,640 It's just a fucking challenge. He needs to just chill. 626 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,360 You all right? Yeah. 627 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,200 He stormed off and walked out the villa, and chucked his mic. 628 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:05,120 What for? Can't be arsed any more, apparently. 629 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,640 Feels like he has to watch what he's gotta say in an argument. 630 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,720 Maybe he shouldn't be saying it. 631 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,080 What did he say about how he was behaving in the challenge? 632 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,600 We basically just had, like, an argument. 633 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,440 I said that, "Oh, I was a bit annoyed." 634 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,640 Cos I could tell that, like, he was in a mood about things. 635 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,920 Yeah. And, you know, about the challenge. 636 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,680 And, "You had a face like a slapped arse. 637 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,720 "You were being moody." 638 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,920 And he was very much like, "No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't." 639 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,000 He was like, denying it, denying it, denying it. 640 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,600 But then he slipped up and was like, 641 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,640 "Oh, well, I realised that I couldn't stay in a mood with you." 642 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,880 So you were in a mood. 643 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,800 I was like, "So you were in a mood with me." 644 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,760 Yeah, and that's all you wanted him to just say... 645 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,640 Exactly. And I was like, "Now you're acting fine 646 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,400 "because you know you have no leg to stand on to be in a mood, 647 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,160 "because this is a challenge." Yeah. 648 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,280 "And now you're backtracking." Yeah. 649 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,240 And he knows full well that that challenge 650 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,400 could be seen as slightly protective. 651 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,520 And that's why you can't still be in a mood about it 652 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,720 because he knows it. That's why he's backtracking. 653 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,240 Yeah. Fucking too switched on for this shit. 654 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,520 It's just really pathetic. 655 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,760 I just feel like all of the points that I was saying, 656 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,440 I just know I'm right. I know I am right. 657 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,880 IAIN STIRLING: Gemma's still fuming. 658 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,640 I've not seen cabin crew that cross 659 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,320 since the time I had a couple of shandies on a flight to Alicante, 660 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,040 grabbed a Tannoy mic and started singing You'll Never Walk Alone. 661 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,320 Did I mention I was topless? 662 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,640 # Late night And I'm throwing it down 663 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,560 # And I'm thinking about you... # 664 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,680 Are you going to talk to your man later? 665 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,880 I think he needs to calm down a bit first, 666 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,360 and once he's calmed down, then we can have a chat. Fine. 667 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,560 Him getting upset is a valid response. 668 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,760 You guys are both stubborn people, anyway. 669 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,800 # 2 AM and I've realised 670 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,040 # A thousand times You crossed my mind 671 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,520 # I'm a mess without you 672 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,920 # I'm a mess without you... # 673 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,760 Did you think that was muggy? 674 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,280 It's not nice to see, like. 675 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,440 If I was in your shoes, I would not have liked it. 676 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,120 # I thought we were in love 677 00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,560 # I thought we were in love... # 678 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,200 I'd be slightly annoyed. 679 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,080 I know I shouldn't be angry at stuff like that. 680 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,360 I know what I signed up for. And I know, whatever, but... 681 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,320 At the end of the day, I can't hide my feelings. 682 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,440 And it was the way she brought it up and stuff like that. 683 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,840 # Hit the gas 684 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:13,920 # Not looking back 685 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,200 # Because I'm running from My heart attack 686 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,600 # I'm caught up on you 687 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,400 # I'm caught up on you... # 688 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,680 How shall I play it? Shall I just...? 689 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,440 Do I wait for him to come and speak to me? 690 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,080 I would wait for him. Just because I would hear what he has to say. 691 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,560 And if he starts saying all the wrong stuff 692 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,880 then put him in his place. 693 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,720 I mean, I'll listen to what he has to say. 694 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:39,800 But do I think anything he will tell me will change my mind? 695 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:40,880 No. 696 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:45,360 # What you wanted Isn't what I thought 697 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,960 # I thought we were in love 698 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,960 # I thought we were in love... # 699 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Here's to the final stretch. 700 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,400 Final days. All about love. Friendships. 701 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,200 And here's to the future. 702 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,720 ALL: Woo! 703 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,080 # I thought we were in love 704 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,320 # I thought we were in love. # 705 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,880 IAIN STIRLING: Gemma and Luca still aren't talking. 706 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,720 This all happened cos when Luca saw Gemma licking Adam, 707 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,360 he got a bit crabby. 708 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,280 The man sells fish! 709 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,720 Guys, we have done so many challenges worse. 710 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,880 Today was actually nothing. 711 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,440 Yeah, it was... You know what I mean? 712 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,120 I thought... I thought he was acting a bit of a wanker. 713 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,800 The looks he was giving me. The whispering to all the boys. 714 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,480 Just his body language. I was like, "I can tell he's in a mood." 715 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,880 And I think if it was any other challenge, 716 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,360 I would be like, fine. 717 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,840 But it's just the dancing ones, 718 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,480 you all girls know how much I absolutely shit them. 719 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,520 And it's just, like, I literally have to big myself up. 720 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:50,800 And then he's still being a prick. It's like... You know what I mean? 721 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,360 Yeah, cos it was hard for you. 722 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,840 I don't need... I don't need that. 723 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,600 You need support, really. 724 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,800 Well done, babe, you smashed it, sort of thing. 725 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,160 Not him having a face like a slapped arse. 726 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,160 Really, I thought he was being so supportive. 727 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,720 We were both supporting you together. 728 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,840 His actions didn't show that in the challenge. 729 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,040 I don't know. 730 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,480 Even me, the only time I can actually say he was pissed off 731 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,760 was when you actually just licked him and that reaction. 732 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,880 As soon as that was finished, it was done. 733 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,720 I kind of want him to come to me. 734 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,120 Mm. Cos I feel like he walked away from the conversation. 735 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,360 Mm. 736 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,680 BRB. HE SIGHS 737 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,600 Andrew, you coming here as well? 738 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,040 No, I came to get Tash. 739 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,280 OK, she licked Adam. You weren't bothered. 740 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,400 You came back. was fine. But she was like, 741 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,200 "You were bothered, you were annoyed." 742 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:47,280 It pissed you off. You could tell from my face, yeah. 743 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,440 But your feelings are completely valid and we all saw it. 744 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,440 Keep your head up high. You're doing really well. 745 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,440 I'm not going to back down. Do not back down. 746 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,920 Obviously, she's come out of her comfort zone. 747 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,040 Don't start using all this bullshit on me. Not like... 748 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,680 She felt like, I don't know. 749 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,800 Just wasn't support... I don't know. 750 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,800 I was annoyed, I forgot about the situation, 751 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,200 we're in the villa, I was happy and she had to bring it up. 752 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,920 Your feelings are valid, man. They are valid, man. 753 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,600 So what was he expecting you to do? 754 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,440 Not to do anything in this challenge, 755 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,960 just kind of put the belts on? 756 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,200 Yeah, not give it your all? What the fuck? It's a game. 757 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,840 You want the opposite, really. 758 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,200 Just, like, literally, just fuck right off. 759 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:30,160 In this situation, you should be the one to pull her. 760 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:37,360 I feel, about Luca and Gemma's situation, is just stubbornness, 761 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,760 to be honest. They both got different points and different views 762 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,480 and, to be honest, no-one is actually wrong because every... 763 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,600 both their feelings are very valid. 764 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,680 I feel like, at the end of the day, Luca actually listened 765 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,880 and took it upon himself that he's gonna pull her for a chat, 766 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,160 which is the best thing. 767 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,880 He's just gonna have to listen to it, accept it and move on. 768 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,960 Where should I pull her? Now, man. 769 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,160 No, where? Where? 770 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,360 You can pull her on the sundeck or the firepit, 771 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,680 or go to the terrace. 772 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,920 You can actually go to the terrace and just be alone. 773 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,160 No-one's looking at you guys. 774 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,400 Just actually chat to her, do you know what I mean? Yeah. 775 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,920 That's better. 776 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,000 When you pull her, I'm just gonna go chill with Indiyah. 777 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,040 Shall I come with you and then go there? 778 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,240 Just go there. I'll just literally walk in there with you. 779 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,560 And then you just say you wanna go terrace. 780 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,240 I'll just say, "Come on." 781 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,200 Come on. 782 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,920 Do you want us to move, or...? 783 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,560 No, we'll walk. Yeah? 784 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,520 Obviously, no-one's gonna lick your girl's chest or whatever, 785 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,760 but there's gonna be ten times worse outside. 786 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,000 That's what I said. 787 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,080 Every time you go to a club, there's gonna be people 788 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,440 who's chatting to her. 789 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,240 Every time he goes, there's gonna be people 790 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,480 chatting to him. 791 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,640 It's gonna be the same for us, it's going to be the same 792 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,720 for everyone in here. 793 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,880 What can you do? You can't watch someone 24-7. 794 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,000 Oh, absolutely not. 795 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,200 Like, you actually can't. You've just gotta laugh. 796 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:20,280 Just give them the benefit of the doubt, 797 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,640 they're gonna be fine, that's the whole reason 798 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,480 for getting to know people in here, you trust them when you come out. 799 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,960 Yeah, 100%. 800 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,160 Do you wanna start or do you want me to? Er, you can. 801 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:42,440 At the time of the challenge, when you went and done 802 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,960 whatever you done to all the boys, was I happy? No. 803 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,480 Did I like it? No. 804 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,600 I know if I'd done that, I think you'd feel the exact same. 805 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,120 In the challenge, I think, out of all of the girls, 806 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,360 you-you gave it the most. 807 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,200 By the time we got back up here, in my head, I already got rid of it 808 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,520 and I didn't wanna be angry about it 809 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,360 and I didn't wanna make a situation out of it. 810 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,480 But, now it's brought up, I wasn't happy. 811 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,480 I could sense that you were annoyed. 812 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:15,360 During the challenge, during my bit, and after, 813 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,600 and when we spoke about it at the mini firepit, 814 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,880 for the first, like, ten minutes, you denied that you felt like that. 815 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,480 And then halfway through the conversation you were like, 816 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,640 "Yeah, I know that I couldn't stay annoyed." 817 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,120 Yeah, so I was annoyed. 818 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,280 So you were annoyed, but why didn't you just say that 819 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,320 at the very start? 820 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,680 Because probably in the back of your head you thought, 821 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:40,120 "Hm, don't really wanna have a go at her 822 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,000 "because it is a challenge and I don't want it to come across 823 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,720 "that I'm protective." 824 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,960 Yes or no? 825 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,360 Not that I'm protective, no. 826 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,520 I think any bloke would have thought exactly what I thought in my head 827 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,560 at the time. 828 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,240 On this challenge, I didn't kiss anyone, 829 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,840 I didn't snog anyone, only you. 830 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,640 Would you say, out of all the girls, you went for it the most? 831 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,040 No. Are you joking? 832 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:06,800 # Do you love me the way I love you? 833 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,720 You were licking geezers up, you were down by their thing. 834 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,440 What guy is gonna like that? 835 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,080 I'm not carrying it on, but... 836 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,480 Think in your head, why would I be annoyed? 837 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,960 It's just a fucking challenge. 838 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,640 All right, I'll remember that. I'll remember that. 839 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,040 We're the only couple down there, or maybe another one, 840 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,960 that hasn't ever put a label on anything, 841 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,080 but I still expect you to behave like we have. 842 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,880 Do I wanna see the girl I love doing stuff to another boy? 843 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,360 I didn't like it. 844 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,400 I got in a mood at it, I come up here, and I was fine. 845 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,520 I'm not having a go at you for your feelings. 846 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,840 You can feel however you want. I'm not having a go. 847 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,080 Do you agree? I'm having a go with how you handled the situation. 848 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,160 Do you agree with how I felt? 849 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,760 I think you're being a little bit dramatic. 850 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,480 We're not really getting anywhere, are we? 851 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,840 No. 852 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,640 So I don't really know what else to say. OK. 853 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,040 I don't wanna be in a relationship 854 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,960 where we're having these stupid chats. 855 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,120 Nor do I. 856 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,760 Gemma, I've told you how much you mean to me 857 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,600 and stuff like that, I know it'll work on the outside. 858 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,160 Do you wanna be with me? 859 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,120 # I'm in the dark 860 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,720 # I don't they what is real In my head 861 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,120 # Don't know what to feel... # 862 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,040 Well, obviously. 863 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,200 Sweet, we'll crack on, then. 864 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,120 Are you OK? Yeah. 865 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,480 You sorted it? 866 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:16,320 I said everything I wanted to say, and I think he has, too, 867 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,040 but I wouldn't say it was sorted. 868 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,800 IAIN STIRLING: The most surprising thing about the fact the Islanders 869 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,760 are surprised they're getting a text 870 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,320 is that they're actually surprised they're getting a text - 871 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,640 they get one a day, min! 872 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,240 TEXT ALERT Oh, shit. I've got a text. 873 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,640 Oh, wow. What? Fuck. 874 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,200 Oh, no way. Stop it. 875 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,760 SHE READS 876 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,560 Shit. 877 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,480 Oh, fuck! Oh, no. 878 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,080 # I know you want me 879 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,880 # Maybe you're scared Maybe you should be 880 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,960 # I know you're stupid 881 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,640 # Maybe you hate me Maybe you love me 882 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,280 # I know you're reckless 883 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,960 # Maybe you're helpless Maybe you should be 884 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,920 # I know you care Baby, you're scared 885 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,720 # Maybe you should be. # 886 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,000 Let's just hope this text does us both a favour. 887 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:26,120 # Listen to the wind blow 888 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,320 # Watch the sun rise... # 889 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,520 TEXT ALERT 890 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:31,760 Fuck. 891 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,520 Islanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple. 892 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,440 # Damn your love Damn your lies.... # 893 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,320 The couples with the fewest votes 894 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,080 risk being dumped from the island tonight. 895 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,040 # And if you don't love me now 896 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,280 # You will never love me again 897 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,400 # I can't still hear you saying... # 898 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,520 TEXT ALERT 899 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,920 # You will never Break the chain... # 900 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,480 In no particular order, 901 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,640 the three couples with the fewest votes, 902 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,600 and therefore vulnerable, are... 903 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,800 # And if you don't love me now 904 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,960 # You will never love me again 905 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,480 # I can still hear you saying 906 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,280 # You'll never break the chain... # 907 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,640 TEXT ALERT 908 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:25,840 # You will never Never break the chain... # 909 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,480 Jamie and Danica. 910 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,760 # Never, never 911 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,960 # I can still hear you saying 912 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,560 # You will never break the chain. # 913 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,760 # You need love to feel free 914 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,760 # I need love to feel weightless 915 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,240 # Star crossed our constellations 916 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,320 # North star navigation 917 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,200 # But I'm... # TEXT ALERT 918 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:02,280 # Like a crook inside a comic book 919 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,800 # Or do I take a braver stance 920 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:10,160 # And take a second look And see I'm hooked? # 921 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,720 Dami and Indiyah. 922 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:21,840 # Shadows are beautiful things 923 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:27,960 # Cos the sun only shines 924 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000 # On beautiful things 925 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,880 # On beautiful things 926 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,680 # And it shines on you... # 927 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,920 TEXT ALERT 928 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:42,480 # And it shines on you And it shines on you... # 929 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,920 Adam and Paige. 930 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:51,840 # Cos the sun only shines 931 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:57,920 # On beautiful things... # 932 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,800 TEXT ALERT 933 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,960 Can all vulnerable couples please now stand up 934 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,920 in front of the firepit? 935 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:29,360 # Will I fall? 936 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,920 # Or will I survive? 937 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:47,240 # Will I survive? Will I survive? # 938 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,880 TEXT ALERT 939 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,480 The couple with the fewest votes 940 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,480 and therefore dumped from the island is... 941 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,920 TEXT ALERT 942 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,920 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com