MUSIC: 'Keep On Movin' ' by Five
IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
on Love Island...
# I woke up today With this feelin'... #
..two Islanders were at it again...
I'm the king. Treat me like a queen, then.
No, babe, don't... Oh, come on, I'm messing around.
IAIN STIRLING: ..and the talent show raised the stakes.
# Get on up when you're down... #
I know what I want. Ekin-Who?
Click. Click.
First episode of Cooking With Davide.
# Get you love drunk Off my hump... #
Antigoni. SHOCKED LAUGHTER
# Keep on moving on, anyway.. #
IAIN, IN SINISTER TONE: Tonight...
..the cracks are beginning to show.
DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC
MICROPHONE CLATTERS
Do you wanna be with me?
And YOU have your say.
DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS
DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES TO BUILD
MUSIC: 'What's Love Got To Do With It' by Kygo and Tina Turner
# What's love got to do Got to do with it? #
IAIN STIRLING: The curtain's just fallen
on the Love Island Talent Show 2022.
Without doubt, the least amount of talent I've seen on display
since I watched Ayr United playing away to Hearts.
# What's love? #
When you done the rap bit, and then you knew you were doing well,
so you started walking towards everyone.
I can't even remember, to be honest.
I was so, like... It just took over. Just took over.
No, no, I'm being genuinely serious.
Like, when you're doing that, and, like, the adrenaline,
it's like, "What am I actually doing?"
You started pointing. Did I? Oh, my...
Argh! It was unreal.
Oh, God. Unreal. I know.
For some weird reason, I still fancy you.
So you done well. I'm amazed.
I've not given you the ick? No. Yours was good as well.
Do you reckon? Yeah.
No, it was a good way to finish.
What did you think of it? I mean, you just looked cute.
"Cute"?!
Well, you didn't look sexy, but you looked cute.
So, I've not thrown you off me?
No, it's not put me off, no.
Oh, I love you.
IAIN STIRLING: Indiyah's about to utter a sentence
that has never in recorded history been spoken by an audience
exiting an Iain Stirling stand-up gig.
You know when you're laughing so much you have tears?
I literally was starting to cry, cos it was so funny.
Mm. I feel you, I feel you.
But did you still hear, like, the tune?
Yeah, we knew it was Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
I'm literally taking that recorder home.
Yeah. By the time we get home, I'm gonna train up.
I'm gonna be Grade 10. I can play anything on recorder after that.
Indiyah, my baby girl, like, honestly, that recorder,
it's not coming home with us.
I need to find it and destroy it.
I can whistle it.
THEY BOTH WHISTLE Shh!
Shush! I'm trying to join you.
No, I don't want you to join me. Oh.
Fine. SHE WHISTLES WEAKLY
SHE WHISTLES FINAL NOTES BREATHLESSLY
IAIN STIRLING: Every time Davide falls out with Ekin-Su,
he makes her a carbonara.
He's now adding extra garlic to carbonara number 153.
So, what happened with you and Ekin? I don't really know.
She's been crying about this carbonara, man.
Honestly, I don't remember.
Something about "fuck you around". That's all I heard. She said...
"In Manchester", you said. I said something in reply to her.
But when I say something in reply to her, she gets upset, but...
I mean, if she thinks that we go out,
she starts being the jealous, possessive...
No, no. Tell me now. No, it's not gonna work.
This behaviour already pisses me off.
I don't know what happened with Ekin-Su.
She basically got upset for some things I said around the firepit.
She probably wanted just a bit of... more attention from my side
and tell her, you know, that I care about her.
Honestly, I don't know. I don't remember.
Ekin, you OK?
Not really.
I really don't care. I don't care any more.
I don't care any more, either. Sure.
Fucking hell. All this drama queen, honestly!
Mate, it quite literally does say "Drama Queen", but...
Ekin, you guys was just joking at the firepit. Right?
Yeah, it's just been taken...
You know, if she thinks other people are involved,
it's not any more a joke for me.
Are you not tired?
Whatever it is, just squish it, you guys.
Yeah, we're having a good night. Seriously, though...
Yeah, why she need to put drama, altering a good night?
Yeah, but you both were joking, though.
Sometimes you know what you're gonna get with Ekin,
and then sometimes you don't.
But, I mean, in a way, you're kind of...
You're always gonna get drama with Ekin, let me just say that, OK?
Let me just say that.
Put some for Ekin, please.
Yeah, give that Ekin, because I'm not gonna eat with her.
You'll talk it out.
Davide said I should give this to you.
Who said that? Yeah.
Who? Davide.
Eat, babes.
No, and that's OK.
You're not a fucking robot, do you know what I mean? Mm.
I've had enough of this man. He's pissing me off, right?
We're sitting there by the firepit,
and he's just basically chatting about going out.
Basically saying, "Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be wild."
And I don't know whether he's doing it deliberately to piss me off.
You know, if you wanna crack on on the outside, crack on.
It's not funny. I don't find it that funny.
He needs to apologise.
OK, why are you upset?
Just... Obviously, we can banter.
It's funny, but I think some comments
just got to me a little bit.
Yeah, for sure, you commented something as well.
What, and then you... Cos I said that, you said that?
I don't remember what you said, honestly.
Then I said that, and then...
That's what I got annoyed at.
OK, you finished now? Yeah.
OK, good. Peace? Yeah.
Oh!
What's so difficult?
I don't know, I just get a bit stubborn, I guess.
Just pisses me off, some comments.
Oh, no, the cameras, fuck sake!
Yeah, because you said...
It's not even a big deal, but it's just...
Yeah, but I said the comment because you said a comment.
Oh... Ooh!
You see? Karma.
Oh! My head.
Yeah, sorted. OK, fine, then.
All this drama. Well, honey...
Yeah, you are the queen, I know.
Yeah, but I don't want this drama outside, I'm telling you now.
I don't either.
Yeah, but I'm telling you now, I don't want.
Er, I don't want drama as well. If you start...
Well, then don't create drama.
If you start saying things that are gonna wind me up...
OK, Ekin.
Look, what can I say?
It's hard to stay angry at the king of carbonara.
I think he's doing it just to be playful.
The best thing is giving him no reaction.
I think I've learnt from this tonight.
OK, sorted.
It was quick.
Sorted.
IAIN STIRLING: To celebrate how well the talent show went,
we've given the Islanders a bedtime treat -
a crate of Red Bull and all the Skittles they can eat.
SQUEALING
# We've been going like a hurricane
# Who's gonna be the one To break the silence? #
We all just gave it the best go. Yeah!
Had the best time. I loved it.
# I've been thinking lately Thinking 'bout you
# I've been thinking lately
# You're somebody I don't wanna lose... #
Boo!
# All of these nights We've been talking and touching
# When all I wanna hear Is you to say you love me
# Have all of these nights Been leading to something?
# Cos all I wanna hear Is you to say you love me... #
Oi! Oi!
Yeah, we'll go. A magic show.
Adam, I was really shocked.
Where did you learn that?
I used to do it when I was a kid. I've got loads, ya know?
# Levitating Got me off the ground... #
Night!
Night, everyone. Sleep well.
# Look what you do to me Look what you do to me
# I've been thinking lately
# Thinking 'bout you
# I've been thinking lately
# You're somebody I don't wanna lose
# All of these nights We've been talking and touching
# When all I wanna hear Is you to say you love me
# All of these nights We've been talking and touching
# When all I wanna hear Is you to say. #
IAIN STIRLING: Yes, those shots are nice,
but that drone pilot now has eight points on his licence.
Slow down, Juan!
# I don't wanna let go... #
# Sweet, sweet sunshine
# Dream of you all night
# Honey, don't let go
# We're living This sweet, sweet life... #
DAMI FARTS LOUDLY
Oh, wow!
There you go.
Right, I'm out.
# Sweet, sweet sunshine... #
Honestly, it lasted about ten seconds.
I'm not gonna lie, it sounded so wet.
Disgusting.
# We're living This sweet, sweet life. #
Miss Drama Queen.
I just wanna say, all this time, everyone calling me drama queen,
actually being crowned Drama Queen 2022 feels amazing.
Amazing. owned up to that fucking crown.
Had a little flip with Davide. Mm.
Just a little marriage couple moment, you know,
about the outside world, partying and all this stuff.
And I was like, "Hang on a minute, what's this partying thing about?"
And I'm not gonna lie,
I had a bit of his food and everything had been forgotten.
We're just Davide and Ekin-Su, so... Food heals everything. Yeah.
Was there any beauty salons last night?
Cos there certainly wasn't from my end,
but when I had a sneaky look over the duvet... Tasha.
Miss Tasha... I had a little manicure.
Amazing. Yeah, you've been needing that.
It was getting too hot under the covers.
Plan of action today?
Obviously, Andrew, you've opened the salon God knows how many times,
but why don't we open our own salon today for the girls?
Cut some cucumber up... Head massage.
Give them a little foot rub. Back massage, head massage.
Cucumbers. Yeah, I'm up for that.
Good plan. Let's go. Cucumbers.
IAIN STIRLING: I've been going to the spa every day. I love it.
I normally get cheese, salami, Pringles, 21 La...
Oh, no, wait, sorry, I've been going to the SPAR.
The SPAR!
Oh, hello, what are we getting here? Little cucumbers on the go.
What are these champagne glasses?
Well, we're gonna make them a little mimosa. Yeah?
We're gonna give the girls a pamper day.
Just treat the girls again as we normally do in this place.
It's a woman's world, and us men just live in it.
Girls, girls, girls, the salon spa is now open.
Salon spa? Salon spa.
Oh, fuck, they're... Are you ready for some pampering?
I've not shaved. Pampering? Pampering.
I'm gonna get involved.
The boys are massaging us. I've not shaved.
They're not. They're not. Yes, they fucking are!
Oh, my God, I need to change my fucking bikini.
Where are they massaging us? Fucking everywhere.
I need a razor, quickly. What do you mean?
They're massaging our backs and stuff.
So we're gonna be lying down,
and they're gonna get a view of our fucking arse!
Ooh!
Girls!
I've made a famous mimosa.
We've got mimosas, and the salon spa is open.
WHOOPING
Too late to shave now.
Right, fuck it, they're gonna have to see our hairy arses.
All the boys, they're just treating us like princesses.
We had brunch yesterday.
This is the soft life and treatment we deserve.
Am I living in a dream? Man, you guys...
All these good-looking men bringing us drinks. Dream world.
Thank you. Thank you.
Just have a nice, relaxing time. There you go.
Thanks. Oh, thanks.
Why are they being so nice? Right, let's just do a cheers.
Let's do a cheers, girls.
What are we cheersing to? The boys being whipped?
Yeah. Cheers to the boys being whipped.
May it forever last.
DAMI: Ladies, shades off, please. Yep. Pick your cucumbers.
Don't move your eyes.
Stop laughing, stop laughing. Wait. Hold it.
Right, girls, can you just please relax? Please.
I feel like you girls just aren't relaxing.
Get all that tension out.
There's a lot of tension in my shoulders. Oh, is there?
Sorry for the delay.
The Italian stallion has arrived. Your man is here.
So, what do you need me to do?
Give Ekin special treatment, please.
I'm loving this foot massage, Dami.
LAUGHTER
How nice is this, from zero to ten?
Ten.
Andrew! Keep it PG!
I'm good with my hands, so I know what I'm doing,
so, yeah, she's a lucky girl. A very lucky girl.
Are you feeling peaceful?
You know what? This is actually quite good.
You guys, if you need to vent anything out,
any problems you have...
Don't worry about the tickle. Sorry, it tickles.
DAVIDE: I'm doing the full legs now.
Mm-hm. Mmm.
Davide, you can go harder as well.
DAMI: Mm, harder? Yeah.
EKIN-SU MOANS CONTENTEDLY
HE MIMICS EKIN-SU'S MOANING
That was Ekin's moans, not mine. Just saying.
Oh, that feels so good!
Davide, you need to... slide in.
LAUGHTER
Mmm!
I think I enjoyed that a bit too much.
Mmm!
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to episode one of Danica's new podcast,
Do You Like Carrot Cake?
Where Danica Taylor finds out the answer
to the only question that matters.
Do you like carrot cake? Carrot cake's nice.
Yeah, it's average. I like carrot cake.
Lemon cake. Lemon drizzle.
Lemon drizzle. Love a lemon drizzle.
I like a lemon tart.
TEXT ALERT Oh! Are you joking?
Fuck's sake. I've got a text!
What? Oh, shit.
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Have we gotta dance? Challenge!
Absolutely loving it.
Exits are here, here,
and entrances are here, here and here.
Mile-high, baby! Whoo!
IAIN STIRLING: Ironically, for a challenge called Mile High,
we might have hit an all-time low.
The girls are gonna show off a series of sexy moves
on Love Island Flight 69.
Our cabin crew appear from the cockpit of a plywood plane.
WHOOPING
Hey, boys, I hope we're ready for this very sexy Love Island flight.
CHEERING
IAIN STIRLING: They slide down the wing
to greet their passengers.
They make sure the boys' seatbelts are buckled up.
Is that tight enough?
LAUGHTER
Oh, yeah, yeah. You're OK. You're OK. Yeah.
Woo-hoo!
Whoo!
All buckled in. Now it's time for the debrief, boys.
IAIN STIRLING: The girls then perform
a safety demonstration on a power plate.
Then they serve champagne from the duty-free trolley.
Mile-high club, baby.
Next, they take their boy to the plane's toilet,
where they jump up and down inside to hit the button
on the roof of the toilet to turn on the occupied sign.
Then the toilet doors will close.
Hopefully, forever.
I always wanted to join the mile-high club,
so this is as best as we're gonna get right now. Absolutely loved it.
CHEERING
Whoa!
Are you guys ready for a ride? Cos I know I am.
Right, any large items stored in between your legs, buckle up, boys.
MUSIC: 'Levitating' by Dua Lipa and Madonna
# I had a premonition That we fell into a rhythm
# Where the music Don't stop for life... #
Are you ready for a bumpy ride? Wow!
I'm going to have to buckle you up, cos it's gonna be turbulence.
ALL: Oh-ho-ho!
Fucking hell!
I think there's a very large item here that we need to store, perhaps,
in the luggage, but we'll save that for later.
I had no Scoobies on what to do.
I was like, "You know what? I'm gonna go all in."
Make sure you buckle up, guys, for health and safety,
because we do have turbulence right now.
I think it's getting a bit steamy. Oh, yeah, that's very good.
Let's take that off.
That little vibro plate did some strange things to Ekin-Su.
She came alive.
LAUGHTER Oh!
CHEERING
I literally popped the champagne and I went,
"You know what? Let's get frisky."
Yay!
CHEERING
Shut the doors!
CHEERING
I mean, as a passenger, she gave me more than first-class treatment.
All right, boys. Are you ready for a ride?
CHEERING
Absolutely 100% we're keeping that outfit.
Where shall we start?
Need to buckle up a little bit tighter than that.
Also, if you need any extra services,
just ring the bell above your head.
Ding, ding, ding!
MUSIC: 'Air Hostess' by Busted
Oh, my God, when she went in to, like, kiss Andrew, and he bit,
and he went to... And she didn't kiss...
I love shit like that. So sexy.
I was trying to be sexy,
and all I could feel was my legs flapping about.
My booty was shaking.
I was like, "What is going on here?"
Three, two, one.
LAUGHTER
CHEERING
Yes!
Really enjoyed being...
You know, welcome to Tasha's airline.
CHEERING
Every guy's dream is to be part of the mile-high club.
Maybe today is one of your lucky days.
Whoo!
Oh, my gosh. My grand entrance for this challenge, I was so nervous.
I was just like, "Right, start at cutesy
"and then just get a little bit more saucy as we go on," you know?
Yes, girl!
MUSIC: 'Summer' by Calvin Harris
Apply the seatbelt.
Whoo!
Davide.
Get the seatbelt going on.
Nice and tight.
Thank you. No worries.
Is it bad that I enjoyed watching Paige buckle up other boys?
I don't know. But she rocked my world.
I think I'm gonna need an extender belt for this one.
And I hope she's gonna keep that little uniform.
I'm talking about the scarf, obviously.
CHEERING
Whoo!
I think you all deserve a little bit of VIP treatment,
and I need my girls to help me with this one.
LAUGHTER
Just an excuse to be closer to him and start licking him in places.
ALL: Whoo!
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
MUSIC: 'Starships' by Nicki Minaj
Welcome, boys. A very fun flight to Indiyah.
Whoa!
# Starships were meant to fly... #
I'll be honest, being in this villa,
time and time and time again,
I've actually just been dragged out of my comfort zone.
Whoo!
When all else fails, just get the champagne and chuck it everywhere.
CHEERING
And that's what I did.
CHEERING
APPLAUSE
CHEERING
Yes, girl!
Whoa!
Gemma was into it.
Obviously, gave me a cheeky little lick across the chest,
and, yeah, she smashed it.
Fuck it, just get to it.
I was in shock.
I'll be honest, I don't wanna see Gem licking any other bloke.
Belt that in. SHE GIGGLES
We're in for the long haul flight.
MUSIC: 'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa
Oh, you're a prick.
LAUGHTER
Gem vibed into it, and I loved it.
# When we go down right there You make me feel right there
# When you lay me down right there
# We just make it right there... #
IAIN STIRLING: While runners in hazmat suits
take a pressure washer to that toilet,
the boys will decide which girl put on the best performance.
The girl we think gave us the sexiest flight of our dreams is...
Paige.
CHEERING
The boys helping me out a little bit, boosting my confidence.
Bunch of cuties. And I know it was all to do with Adam.
I know he's got the gift of the gab and persuaded the boys, somehow.
I have no idea. But anyway, it was nice to hear.
CHEERING
# And I'll give it to you. #
IAIN STIRLING: The Mile High Challenge got me thinking
about the wonderful work of all our fantastic cabin crews.
They're just great, great people.
On an unrelated note, I will be flying home next Tuesday,
currently in economy, just saying.
And you all were fuckin' ten out of ten.
Paige, obviously, well done for winning.
Oh, thanks, girlies. But you all were sexy goddesses in your own way.
So, yeah, just did a little bit of me, kept it a bit PG, you know,
leave something to the imagination, you know, for when we get out.
And then went in the cubicle,
and that was my favourite bit, with Adam, I think.
What is it, wife on the streets, freak in the sheets? Yeah.
Paige is a little dark horse.
Is it bad that I enjoyed seeing her do it to youse as well?
LAUGHTER
I was like, "You crack on, I've got a grade for you here."
Fucking hell! God, don't get me excited.
I swear! No, I think we were getting too gassed.
Did they see us getting too gassed?
Yeah, we were getting too gassed when Paige was doing the thing, man.
Shut up. Indiyah goes to me, like...
Yeah, when Paige was on you, I was looking at Gemma,
and she was straight-faced.
What about you, what you saying? Yeah, Gem.
Gem done well, she done well. Done well. How was the Adam lick?
Did that get you, when she licked Adam?
Was it me, or was I seeing that Luca was being a bit weird, like,
when you were doing your challenge? He was just being a baby.
I mean, yeah, he was being fucking dramatic.
I don't even know. I think he was just pissed off
that I, like, licked people, and whatever.
It's a challenge, of course you are. Whereas Dami, he'd be, like,
bigging you up, bigging you up, bigging you up.
But it's just like, you just do it in the heat of the moment,
because, like, your body just takes over, and it's like,
"Shit, don't know what I'm doing."
Yeah, you want support. Exactly.
You just do a load of random... It's really not that deep.
If he's gonna be a prick over it, then he can do one.
He needs to stop sulking.
IAIN STIRLING: Luca's getting jealous
that Gemma's licking someone's neck,
and he's getting up to that with Jamie!
It's just double standards.
Oh, my mistake, it was a misleading angle.
Does seem a bit in a mood, doesn't she?
I think she thinks you were pissed off
when she licked me, you know. Which is...
I done the joke and then buckled myself up. Yeah, yeah.
And then I unbuckled it and put it in my fucking bollocks.
Yeah, yeah, cos remember, she called you a prick.
Yeah. And I was laughing.
Gemma and Luca, it's a funny one, isn't it?
Because Gemma obviously licked my chest and whatever,
but, like, Paige did the same to Luca.
So, it's not really my style to maybe, like,
spit my dummy out a little bit,
but also, I kind of get where he's at.
What's up, sexy? Luca's being a twat.
Why, what's up? I don't know. Ask him.
He's not mad at you, I swear. He thinks you're mad at him.
Why would I be mad at him?
I don't know. But he's not mad with you.
Well... he's acting like he's annoyed. No.
He's got a face like a fucking slapped arse.
That's Luca's face all the time, though, so...
Do you want me to walk you down to the pool?
Put your pride aside, man. Shit - you not mad, he not mad.
You do this any longer, then someone's gonna get mad
for no reason. Can't be arsed with this shit.
Luca and Gemma are two stubborn people.
It's just a discussion they just need to have.
Just, I don't know, just find a way to resolve this.
Just, you know, let's move on.
You all right? Are you?
Yeah.
You've not answered my question. TERSELY: I'm fine.
I'm gonna go over there.
Do you wanna go for a chat? OK.
Where you been?
Huh?
It doesn't matter. What's up?
You've pissed me off. OK, go on.
You can sit here and say that you're not in a mood,
you're in a mood. No, I'm not in a mood.
Luca, don't play thick. Gem, I'm not in a mood.
When I came up to you in the challenge, you pushed me off.
Yeah, that was banter. It wasn't banter.
Yes, it was, everyone was laughing. You can blame it as banter,
you have had a face like a slapped arse. Are you 12?
It's obviously not nice to see, but I don't...
So, what bit wasn't nice to see? Licking other boys,
and putting your head down there and... But it's a challenge,
so I can't exactly stay annoyed at you for it. It was just lit...
So you can't exactly STAY annoyed at me for it?
So you were annoyed at it?
Come off it, looking into every word I'm saying.
No, no, I'm not. You are.
So that's what you were annoyed about.
I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Right. So, you were in a mood.
I didn't like what I saw, but I didn't...
So you couldn't stay in a mood. Fuck off, Gem. Fucking hell.
You're doing my head in. Right, OK. Well, because you know I'm right.
I've come back, I'm literally fine, and you've brought this all up,
like, I've... HE SIGHS
You genuinely... If you didn't do anything...
Do not care what the fuck you done in the challenge, I do not care,
and I'm not in a mood, and I don't care about the whole situation.
Nah, I can't be arsed. Luca... It's doing my head in.
# See the light... #
Well, that went well (!)
# I'll be your faultline, faultline
# I'll be your faultline... #
You OK? I'm fine.
What's happened? He's just lost his head.
Ah, so the conversation didn't go well, then?
No, but he fucking slipped up.
He said, "It's obviously not nice to see you licking other boys."
I'm like, "So you were pissed off?"
And he's like, "No, no, no, I wasn't."
I'm like, "You literally are contradicting yourself."
So he WAS in a mood. I was right all along
because he admitted it, and he knew he slipped up,
he knew he didn't have a leg to stand on.
He knows that I'm right, but I'm not falling for it.
He was pissed off, which he admitted.
Luca just walked out, took his mic off.
Had an argument with Gemma. It's ridiculous, man.
I don't think Gemma's done anything wrong.
Yeah, I think she did nothing wrong. I mean, yeah, she licked Adam,
but then Paige did the same with Luca, so...
Paige sat on your lap. Do I care? No.
It's just a fucking challenge. He needs to just chill.
You all right? Yeah.
He stormed off and walked out the villa, and chucked his mic.
What for? Can't be arsed any more, apparently.
Feels like he has to watch what he's gotta say in an argument.
Maybe he shouldn't be saying it.
What did he say about how he was behaving in the challenge?
We basically just had, like, an argument.
I said that, "Oh, I was a bit annoyed."
Cos I could tell that, like, he was in a mood about things.
Yeah. And, you know, about the challenge.
And, "You had a face like a slapped arse.
"You were being moody."
And he was very much like, "No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't."
He was like, denying it, denying it, denying it.
But then he slipped up and was like,
"Oh, well, I realised that I couldn't stay in a mood with you."
So you were in a mood.
I was like, "So you were in a mood with me."
Yeah, and that's all you wanted him to just say...
Exactly. And I was like, "Now you're acting fine
"because you know you have no leg to stand on to be in a mood,
"because this is a challenge." Yeah.
"And now you're backtracking." Yeah.
And he knows full well that that challenge
could be seen as slightly protective.
And that's why you can't still be in a mood about it
because he knows it. That's why he's backtracking.
Yeah. Fucking too switched on for this shit.
It's just really pathetic.
I just feel like all of the points that I was saying,
I just know I'm right. I know I am right.
IAIN STIRLING: Gemma's still fuming.
I've not seen cabin crew that cross
since the time I had a couple of shandies on a flight to Alicante,
grabbed a Tannoy mic and started singing You'll Never Walk Alone.
Did I mention I was topless?
# Late night And I'm throwing it down
# And I'm thinking about you... #
Are you going to talk to your man later?
I think he needs to calm down a bit first,
and once he's calmed down, then we can have a chat. Fine.
Him getting upset is a valid response.
You guys are both stubborn people, anyway.
# 2 AM and I've realised
# A thousand times You crossed my mind
# I'm a mess without you
# I'm a mess without you... #
Did you think that was muggy?
It's not nice to see, like.
If I was in your shoes, I would not have liked it.
# I thought we were in love
# I thought we were in love... #
I'd be slightly annoyed.
I know I shouldn't be angry at stuff like that.
I know what I signed up for. And I know, whatever, but...
At the end of the day, I can't hide my feelings.
And it was the way she brought it up and stuff like that.
# Hit the gas
# Not looking back
# Because I'm running from My heart attack
# I'm caught up on you
# I'm caught up on you... #
How shall I play it? Shall I just...?
Do I wait for him to come and speak to me?
I would wait for him. Just because I would hear what he has to say.
And if he starts saying all the wrong stuff
then put him in his place.
I mean, I'll listen to what he has to say.
But do I think anything he will tell me will change my mind?
No.
# What you wanted Isn't what I thought
# I thought we were in love
# I thought we were in love... #
Here's to the final stretch.
Final days. All about love. Friendships.
And here's to the future.
ALL: Woo!
# I thought we were in love
# I thought we were in love. #
IAIN STIRLING: Gemma and Luca still aren't talking.
This all happened cos when Luca saw Gemma licking Adam,
he got a bit crabby.
The man sells fish!
Guys, we have done so many challenges worse.
Today was actually nothing.
Yeah, it was... You know what I mean?
I thought... I thought he was acting a bit of a wanker.
The looks he was giving me. The whispering to all the boys.
Just his body language. I was like, "I can tell he's in a mood."
And I think if it was any other challenge,
I would be like, fine.
But it's just the dancing ones,
you all girls know how much I absolutely shit them.
And it's just, like, I literally have to big myself up.
And then he's still being a prick. It's like... You know what I mean?
Yeah, cos it was hard for you.
I don't need... I don't need that.
You need support, really.
Well done, babe, you smashed it, sort of thing.
Not him having a face like a slapped arse.
Really, I thought he was being so supportive.
We were both supporting you together.
His actions didn't show that in the challenge.
I don't know.
Even me, the only time I can actually say he was pissed off
was when you actually just licked him and that reaction.
As soon as that was finished, it was done.
I kind of want him to come to me.
Mm. Cos I feel like he walked away from the conversation.
Mm.
BRB. HE SIGHS
Andrew, you coming here as well?
No, I came to get Tash.
OK, she licked Adam. You weren't bothered.
You came back. was fine. But she was like,
"You were bothered, you were annoyed."
It pissed you off. You could tell from my face, yeah.
But your feelings are completely valid and we all saw it.
Keep your head up high. You're doing really well.
I'm not going to back down. Do not back down.
Obviously, she's come out of her comfort zone.
Don't start using all this bullshit on me. Not like...
She felt like, I don't know.
Just wasn't support... I don't know.
I was annoyed, I forgot about the situation,
we're in the villa, I was happy and she had to bring it up.
Your feelings are valid, man. They are valid, man.
So what was he expecting you to do?
Not to do anything in this challenge,
just kind of put the belts on?
Yeah, not give it your all? What the fuck? It's a game.
You want the opposite, really.
Just, like, literally, just fuck right off.
In this situation, you should be the one to pull her.
I feel, about Luca and Gemma's situation, is just stubbornness,
to be honest. They both got different points and different views
and, to be honest, no-one is actually wrong because every...
both their feelings are very valid.
I feel like, at the end of the day, Luca actually listened
and took it upon himself that he's gonna pull her for a chat,
which is the best thing.
He's just gonna have to listen to it, accept it and move on.
Where should I pull her? Now, man.
No, where? Where?
You can pull her on the sundeck or the firepit,
or go to the terrace.
You can actually go to the terrace and just be alone.
No-one's looking at you guys.
Just actually chat to her, do you know what I mean? Yeah.
That's better.
When you pull her, I'm just gonna go chill with Indiyah.
Shall I come with you and then go there?
Just go there. I'll just literally walk in there with you.
And then you just say you wanna go terrace.
I'll just say, "Come on."
Come on.
Do you want us to move, or...?
No, we'll walk. Yeah?
Obviously, no-one's gonna lick your girl's chest or whatever,
but there's gonna be ten times worse outside.
That's what I said.
Every time you go to a club, there's gonna be people
who's chatting to her.
Every time he goes, there's gonna be people
chatting to him.
It's gonna be the same for us, it's going to be the same
for everyone in here.
What can you do? You can't watch someone 24-7.
Oh, absolutely not.
Like, you actually can't. You've just gotta laugh.
Just give them the benefit of the doubt,
they're gonna be fine, that's the whole reason
for getting to know people in here, you trust them when you come out.
Yeah, 100%.
Do you wanna start or do you want me to? Er, you can.
At the time of the challenge, when you went and done
whatever you done to all the boys, was I happy? No.
Did I like it? No.
I know if I'd done that, I think you'd feel the exact same.
In the challenge, I think, out of all of the girls,
you-you gave it the most.
By the time we got back up here, in my head, I already got rid of it
and I didn't wanna be angry about it
and I didn't wanna make a situation out of it.
But, now it's brought up, I wasn't happy.
I could sense that you were annoyed.
During the challenge, during my bit, and after,
and when we spoke about it at the mini firepit,
for the first, like, ten minutes, you denied that you felt like that.
And then halfway through the conversation you were like,
"Yeah, I know that I couldn't stay annoyed."
Yeah, so I was annoyed.
So you were annoyed, but why didn't you just say that
at the very start?
Because probably in the back of your head you thought,
"Hm, don't really wanna have a go at her
"because it is a challenge and I don't want it to come across
"that I'm protective."
Yes or no?
Not that I'm protective, no.
I think any bloke would have thought exactly what I thought in my head
at the time.
On this challenge, I didn't kiss anyone,
I didn't snog anyone, only you.
Would you say, out of all the girls, you went for it the most?
No. Are you joking?
# Do you love me the way I love you?
You were licking geezers up, you were down by their thing.
What guy is gonna like that?
I'm not carrying it on, but...
Think in your head, why would I be annoyed?
It's just a fucking challenge.
All right, I'll remember that. I'll remember that.
We're the only couple down there, or maybe another one,
that hasn't ever put a label on anything,
but I still expect you to behave like we have.
Do I wanna see the girl I love doing stuff to another boy?
I didn't like it.
I got in a mood at it, I come up here, and I was fine.
I'm not having a go at you for your feelings.
You can feel however you want. I'm not having a go.
Do you agree? I'm having a go with how you handled the situation.
Do you agree with how I felt?
I think you're being a little bit dramatic.
We're not really getting anywhere, are we?
No.
So I don't really know what else to say. OK.
I don't wanna be in a relationship
where we're having these stupid chats.
Nor do I.
Gemma, I've told you how much you mean to me
and stuff like that, I know it'll work on the outside.
Do you wanna be with me?
# I'm in the dark
# I don't they what is real In my head
# Don't know what to feel... #
Well, obviously.
Sweet, we'll crack on, then.
Are you OK? Yeah.
You sorted it?
I said everything I wanted to say, and I think he has, too,
but I wouldn't say it was sorted.
IAIN STIRLING: The most surprising thing about the fact the Islanders
are surprised they're getting a text
is that they're actually surprised they're getting a text -
they get one a day, min!
TEXT ALERT Oh, shit. I've got a text.
Oh, wow. What? Fuck.
Oh, no way. Stop it.
SHE READS
Shit.
Oh, fuck! Oh, no.
# I know you want me
# Maybe you're scared Maybe you should be
# I know you're stupid
# Maybe you hate me Maybe you love me
# I know you're reckless
# Maybe you're helpless Maybe you should be
# I know you care Baby, you're scared
# Maybe you should be. #
Let's just hope this text does us both a favour.
# Listen to the wind blow
# Watch the sun rise... #
TEXT ALERT
Fuck.
Islanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple.
# Damn your love Damn your lies.... #
The couples with the fewest votes
risk being dumped from the island tonight.
# And if you don't love me now
# You will never love me again
# I can't still hear you saying... #
TEXT ALERT
# You will never Break the chain... #
In no particular order,
the three couples with the fewest votes,
and therefore vulnerable, are...
# And if you don't love me now
# You will never love me again
# I can still hear you saying
# You'll never break the chain... #
TEXT ALERT
# You will never Never break the chain... #
Jamie and Danica.
# Never, never
# I can still hear you saying
# You will never break the chain. #
# You need love to feel free
# I need love to feel weightless
# Star crossed our constellations
# North star navigation
# But I'm... # TEXT ALERT
# Like a crook inside a comic book
# Or do I take a braver stance
# And take a second look And see I'm hooked? #
Dami and Indiyah.
# Shadows are beautiful things
# Cos the sun only shines
# On beautiful things
# And it shines on you... #
TEXT ALERT
# And it shines on you And it shines on you... #
Adam and Paige.
# Cos the sun only shines
# On beautiful things... #
TEXT ALERT
Can all vulnerable couples please now stand up
in front of the firepit?
# Will I fall?
# Or will I survive?
# Will I survive? Will I survive? #
TEXT ALERT
The couple with the fewest votes
and therefore dumped from the island is...
TEXT ALERT
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