MUSIC: 'The Final Countdown'
IAIN STIRLING: We've had eight weeks of grafting...
..cracking on...
It's cringey how bad it is!
..sounding off... DAMI FARTING
..and getting it on.
Go!
You blinked! No, I didn't, I didn't!
ALL WHOOP # It's the final countdown... #
IAIN STIRLING: And we're living up to the occasion
with an hour of unseen action.
No, I ain't having this.
# The final countdown... #
IAIN STIRLING: So let the countdown to the final begin.
PAIGE SHRIEKS
It's a celebration.
So find a baby-sitter...
ALL: Whoa!
..put on your glad rags...
and expect the unexpected.
SCREAMING, LAUGHTER
For the last time this series, this is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
The yellow beanbag. I'm burning that on the fire pit.
No, you shouldn't have done that!
# Oh, I wanna dance With somebody... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits -
the main villa's cheeky lovechild.
What do you mean, you have no idea?
We look alike and sound exactly the same!
Anyway, while we await the results of the paternity test,
let's make the most of our very last show of Unseen Bits 2022,
by going out with a banger.
# With somebody who loves me... #
ISLANDERS CHEERING
IAIN STIRLING: So put your phones away...
GOOFY VOCALISING
Whoa! THEY SCREAM
LAUGHTER
INDIYAH: No, I can't believe we're all sober. This is a joke.
# Yeah, I wanna Dance with somebody... #
IAIN STIRLING: And dance like there isn't a ton of cameras
watching your every move.
Oh, my God. Whoo!
LAUGHTER
I feel like we should all do it now. Every single body.
Every single body has to do it. Guys, guys. OK, right.
You have to let yourself go. Be free. Don't overthink it.
And just... just put passion into it.
DANICA: Yeah, let's go, let's do it for Love Island!
Three, two, one...
Yes! Yes! LAUGHTER
IAIN STIRLING: Over the past few months,
the Islanders have been busting moves...
LAUGHTER
..grooving...
Yes, girl! Yes!
..and letting it all hang out.
So hang out with us for one last hour of Unseen Bits 2022.
HE LAUGHS
IAIN STIRLING: I've got an exclusive for you.
Here, you can see the actual appointment book for the salon.
Not THAT salon - the real one, where the girls get glamorous.
You know when you curl this side of the head,
do you do it the other way round?
Yeah. Like, yeah. So hard, isn't it, the other way round?
I swear to God, if my hair doesn't stay straight...
RASPY VOICE: ..there's gonna be a riot.
You sound like... What is that?
Gollum? That's it, Gollum.
Or Dobby. "Yes, Master!"
I used to have, like, the weirdest crush on Dobby
when I was three. Not three. Like, five.
Dobby. Who's Dobby?
Dobby, from Harry Potter. Ew!
I was just young. Like, literally, I used to really, really love Dobby.
I love Dobby. Dobby's cute. He was nice.
Everyone thought he'd be horrible. He wasn't.
Indiyah, you're very cute and funny.
"Dobby's sorry, Master.
"Yes, Master. Dobby be a good master.
"I'll be a good Dobby. Yes, Master."
EKIN-SU LAUGHS
"Yes, Master. I'll be a good Dobby."
SQUEAKY: I can talk like a baby, though.
SQUEAKY: I can talk like a baby.
It's very scary, how I can talk sometimes, but it's just me.
It's just me being me. You girls are not well.
Ekin, no. No! Ekin's really scary.
It sounds like something out of a horror film.
RASPY AND SQUEAKY: I don't wanna go home!
OK, Lacey, the girls have lost it. Can I please get out?
EKIN-SU AND DANICA WAIL CREEPILY
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
NATHALIA: Someone pray for her!
She still looks sexy doing it, though, that's the thing.
You know the boys will be able to hear us?
Don't say it's me!
IAIN STIRLING: I could say, Ekin, that a doll from the baby challenge
got accidentally left in the villa by the props team...
but I won't.
TEXT ALERT
DAMI READS:
MUSIC: 'This Hell' by Rina Sawayama
IAIN STIRLING: Soft rock and soft focus...
It can only mean one thing.
It's time for a re-coupling.
The boy I would like to couple up with is... Andrew.
Dami.
Luca.
Adam.
Deji.
Jamie.
Davide. Reece.
IAIN STIRLING: This was a last re-coupling before the final,
setting the couples up for their future lives
outside the villa in domestic bliss and harmony.
# This hell is better with you... #
Wow, it's actually come off.
# Together, baby That makes two... #
Look.
I can see brown. It's gonna come off. Just wait.
# This hell is better with you... #
The toastie's burning.
It's not. Yeah, it is. Let's see, then.
Yeah, that's done. Are you sure? Yeah.
On one side it is. One side, it's not.
That's done.
That is what you call done. It's burnt.
Would you say that is burnt? No, that's done.
That's perfect. It's toasted.
It's a bit overdone, that, for me.
# This hell is better with you... #
As long as I can sleep on that side. Why you gonna sleep on this side?
This is my side. Cos I sleep on the right-hand side.
This is the left. No, it's the right.
Darling, when you're here, laying down...
It's the right. No, this is the left.
Well, the left, then. I sleep on the left.
Huh? I sleep on the left. I sleep on the left.
# This hell is better with you... #
Indiyah changing the bin? Yeah.
Sorry, I am here trying to find love.
Why do you want me breaking my back, doing chores in the villa?
Why should I be doing chores? But you don't.
You clean up after yourself, and that is it, as you should.
I clean up after everyone sometimes. No, sorry, whatever, Dami.
I try and keep people in line. This is our house.
Come on, guys, no arguing.
We're not arguing, but he's just actually trying it right now.
First married couple argument?
HE LAUGHS
Oh! What a shot.
# This hell is better with you... #
What are you doing?
Meditating, not to lose my mind with you.
IAIN STIRLING: Namaste, Nathalia.
Indiyah came into the villa looking for a perfect man,
and she found him in the form of Dami, right?
Have any of your boys done stuff
that would usually give you the ick by now?
Yeah. Dami's done so much.
You know that Danica dance, when he does that thing?
It really grinds my gears. Oh, my God. I find that hilarious.
And he farts.
You farted on him, though. Yeah, I know, to be fair.
What's Luca done?
No, Luca's not done anything, but, like,
sometimes he'll brush his teeth at night
and still leave toothpaste around his mouth.
LAUGHTER
Oh, that's actually quite cute, in the weirdest way.
Why does he not know?
Or he'll wake up from a nap,
and the back of his head's like this.
LAUGHTER
Sorry, it's the toothpaste for me.
I know mine. When Andrew goes in the pool,
and his hair gets wet, and it's just flat,
it's just like a flat mop, flattened on his head.
And skinny jeans, but, to be fair, Andrew wore skinny jeans last night.
That bucket hat should be an ick, Tash.
Yeah, the bucket hat is an ick.
Dami's outfits haven't cringed me out yet. I'm trying to think.
I wanna go in the pool. Come on, then.
Is that sweat on your back, or is it pool? Both.
Guys!
IAIN STIRLING: What gives me the ick is a sweaty pool-back.
We may be nearing the end,
but this week, there's been no end to the drama.
Italian pizza's the best pizza. Yeah, which one?
Not the ones with the pineapple. Oh, that's a shame.
Me and Davide like the pineapple ones.
No, I don't. You said you did.
Pineapple pizza, are you joking me? No, no pineapple, babe.
IAIN STIRLING: The horror! Pineapple... on a pizza?!
Have you got an issue with me? No, I haven't got an issue with you.
Are you sure? Maybe you have an issue with yourself.
IAIN STIRLING: I bet he wishes he just had pineapple pizza now.
Nothing can beat pizza.
What about pancakes?
The battle of the pancakes!
Tomorrow morning, be there.
IAIN STIRLING: But if you want a taste of real drama,
then it's frying pans at dawn, as these Unseen Bits show.
It's gonna be a fair fight, no contact.
Rock, paper, scissors time.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Oh!
Ekin chooses the pan. APPLAUSE
I can cook with any pan, darling.
The size of these eggs are not appropriate.
Is that someone complaining?
Oh!
ADAM: Oh, it's in! It's in the pan.
Oh, she's went big.
Is that a love heart? Yeah, for Davide.
ALL: Ohhh!
Calm, cool, collected.
This is the first one.
LAUGHTER
Oh, he asked for more of yours.
Why am I actually sweating?
This tension!
Security's coming.
Silence, please.
LAUGHTER
The remaining champion, Ekin-Su!
IAIN STIRLING: To the winner - glory, admiration and Davide.
But to the loser, more drama.
The public have been voting for their most compatible couple.
IAIN STIRLING: And as we said our goodbyes
to Reece, Lacey, Deji and Nathalia,
I suddenly remembered something that made perfect sense
of all the dramatics. Now, what was it?
Why has Natalia had so much drama? Hmm...
I think I'll have that memory for life
of you sat on the yellow beanbag eating your yoghurt.
IAIN STIRLING: Yoghurt... And let's keep looking.
Ah-ha, what's this?
Oh, no, no, no!
No, you shouldn't have done that!
You sat on the yellow beanbag!
IAIN STIRLING: Hasn't she been watching Unseen Bits?
Well, you've got drama, now, so...
# Black magic
# You work your voodoo on me... #
That yellow beanbag is a very proven fact
that it does bring drama,
and every time someone sits on it, it happens.
So, like, obviously, if you wanna go and sit on it, I wish you well,
but you basically brought it on yourself cos the drama's happened,
so it's obviously a proven fact.
IAIN STIRLING: And those facts have been verified
by our team of boffins at Love Island College, Cambridge.
Here's an unseen clip of the girls
in the dressing room.
We've got quite a lot of you that are sort of London area.
Yeah, we're not too far from each other.
IAIN STIRLING: But...
Find out in a mo.
IAIN STIRLING: This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
expect big surprises and incredible things you've never seen before.
you just need to roll with it as we roar with you...
Oh, what the fuck is that?
SCREAMING
..and join in the anthem with pride.
LUCA AND DAMI TAP RHYTHMICALLY
Thought you were coming in with something.
TAPPING CONTINUES
ANDREW TAPS BOTTLE
Adam. Adam. Come on, it's your beat.
Caw! Yeah. Caw!
Davide. Caw!
Davide.
Caw! Jamie.
Caw! I'm in.
Caw!
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
IAIN: Earlier, I left you in the dressing room with the girls.
We've got quite a lot of you that are sort of in the London area.
Yeah, we're not too far from each other.
But the question on everyone's lips is...
So it makes loads of sense to either do... We could do...
SHE GASPS, BLOWS RASPBERRY
I'm sick of you! Why do you always fall over?
That was, like, slo-mo.
You know when it's just happened already
and then you can't even stop yourself?
IAIN STIRLING: Our Islanders are a musical bunch, especially Dami.
That man has music bursting out of every orifice.
BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY CHORDS PLAY
PROLONGED FART
LAUGHTER
Whoa. What the fuck?!
BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY CHORDS PLAY
LOW, PROLONGED FART
What did you eat, an elephant?
Man, it's the mashed potato.
Indiyah said you're allowed to fart.
Yeah, if I have to do it, it's calm.
She doesn't want me to, but I can do it.
That's quite a big step.
That is very big. I'm still shy. I can't do it...
MUFFLED, PROLONGED FART
LAUGHTER
CLASSICAL MUSIC BUILDS TO CRESCENDO
RASPING, PROLONGED FART
LAUGHTER
No way! Dami, man, did you shit yourself?
No, it was just a fart, man.
CONTINUOUS FART BURSTS
Dami... Man, I'm stressed. ..every time.
BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY CHORDS PLAY
Listen to this. Dami...
PROLONGED FART
Mmm!
Yeah, that's what happens.
LUCA YAWNS
Dami, go on.
INTERMITTENT SQUEAKY FARTS
Oh, what?! LAUGHTER
Oh, no!
Well, there you go. Now you've witnessed it.
FINAL CHORDS PLAY
IAIN STIRLING: Here's a clip of Ekin-Su and Davide
doing what Ekin-Su does best.
AS DAVIDE: Lying... in the sun.
Can you pass me the spray, please? Hm? Spray.
Spray, babe.
SHE TUTS
Say "spray".
Spray... Yeah.
..please. And you just didn't give it to me.
I did spray.
Argh! It was cream.
AS DAVIDE: Cream. Solar protection.
AS DAVIDE: Solar protection. Protection.
Grazie. Thank you. Can I have it?
Fucking...
Ekin... SHE WHISPERS: Don't piss me off.
..don't piss me off. Shut up.
SPRAYS INTENSELY
LAUGHTER
Enough, Ekin! LAUGHTER
SPLASHING, EKIN LAUGHING
IAIN STIRLING: Now that's what I call laying it on Factor 50!
Get a room, you two.
IAIN AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Well, here we are at the set of the 2022
World Stare Out Championships,
live from our crucible of love - the villa.
OK. Ready? OK. Focus.
Get all your blinks out.
I don't need to blink. I'm even giving you a head start.
OK. Three, two, one, go!
IAIN STIRLING: Watch closely,
as it'll all be over in the blink of an eye.
And that's not a turn of phrase - that's the actual rules.
It's burning. You're losing, girl.
Go on, I know you wanna blink... No.
Now you're going cross-eyed. You're going cross-eyed, man.
You're fighting for your life.
OK, let's swap sides. I wanna see if it's different.
Don't break the bed now.
Are you ready? Yeah.
SHE SNIFFS
Three, two, one... Go.
Man, the fact that you're already going cross-eyed, like...
My left eye. Ah, no, my left eye. Oh-oh...
You blinked! No, I didn't. I didn't. I literally... I-I-I-I...
I didn't. I'm not. I'm not. It's not cool... If I was looking...
You literally... You have three eyes.
DAMI WHIMPERS Wait, wait.
Just stay cool, just stay cool.
Dami, your eyes are watering! I know. Oh, yes.
BOTH LAUGHING
I nearly lost! That was a good one!
I know, but my left eye nearly gave me... gave me out.
I was even starting to cry!
OK, one more time in close. Yeah, close up.
BOTH: Three, two, one... Go.
DAMI HUMMING
INDIYAH INHALES SHARPLY Ow!
SHE WHIMPERS
# Come on. # Argh! It's like you're burning...
Your staring is, like, burning into my eyes. Mmm.
You've got laser eyes, and you're burning my eyes with your vision.
Which is why I've lost.
IAIN AS ATTENBOROUGH: And if your telly has been on the blink
for the last five minutes, you've just missed a clip
of Dami and Indiyah in tears.
Time for another unseen clip.
Ant and Dec, watch out, because Dami's proving himself to be
a game show host with the most.
It'll just be quick-fire questions.
I'll ask you guys, who's the funniest?
Me.
Yeah, just point...
Um, who wears the trousers? Me.
DAMI SQUEALS
LAUGHTER
Damn!
Who's better in the kitchen?
Me. You do not eat any real food!
DAMI SQUEALS Oh, my God!
Coco Pops and ketch... You have a well-done steak.
Right, there we are.
You're never having a sandwich ever again.
Who's more likely to get a tattoo... You get her name on...
He's got all of his exes' names on him.
Like, he's not... Look at Dami's eyes!
Are you actually joking, man?
No, I've had... It's cursed, though. So if I do get a name on...
As soon as I get a name on, it'll ruin everything.
I'll get her name on if you really want me to get her name on.
No. We're not doing that. OK. Next question.
Who is more flirty on a night out?
Dami. Really?
I'm a flirt, but until I came here,
I thought I was a flirt until I fucking saw this guy!
I think you're maybe an unintentional flirt.
Nothing unintentional about it. But I don't know I'm flirting.
PAIGE: Are you joking?! Apparently, he doesn't realise.
If I'm flirting, it's not by accident.
But this guy flirts with anyone that breathes.
Not anyone... Actually, I do flirt with guys too.
"We're just friends."
Who's the better kisser?
Just point at me. Just point at me, bro.
Do you know what? It's so... Just point at me. Don't even...
Don't give them it. You don't need to give them any answer.
No, it's fine... Don't explain yourself.
This is what we mean.
Hm! LAUGHS
INDIYAH: Like, he's good at kissing,
but would I say he's the best kisser?
Keeping my mouth shut.
Let's do the same question to you guys.
Who is the better kisser here? It's me. Are you having me on?
Ooh! We'll scope it out who's the better one. No.
Three seconds. All you need is three seconds.
Just quickly, and we can literally judge and see.
This is what I mean, I'm a better kisser.
ALL LAUGHING
IAIN STIRLING: When it comes to my views on the best kisser,
my lips are sealed, which is not the greatest kissing technique!
Here's a seemingly innocuous clip
of some Islanders in the bedroom.
But...
Find out in a mo.
MUSIC: 'Better' by Sonny Fodera
IAIN STIRLING: This is Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show that bangs out the best B-sides and rarities
from the villa of love.
Expect new releases...
HE BELCHES
..forgotten classics...
SUSTAINED FART
Was that you? Mm-hm.
..and deeply orchestral experimentation.
R-r-r-r-r-r-r!
R-r-r-r-r-r!
That's a crazy sound.
R-r-r-r-r-r r-r-r!
ALL: R-r-r-r-r-r-r!
Right, that's enough!
Stop it. Enough!
R-r-r-r-r...
IAIN STIRLING Earlier,
we saw Gemma about to leave the bedroom,
and we left you wondering...
SHE GASPS AND SQUEALS
No... No, Luca!
SHE CHUCKLES Luca!
BABIES CRYING What's that noise?
Is Ekin-Su doing that creepy voice again?
# Baby cakes You just don't know, know... #
Wait, what is that noise?
# I-I, I want you so, so... #
Oh, no, I forgot it was the baby challenge.
# Take it step-by-step Because I'm not something you own
# Baby cakes You just don't know... #
Everybody has trouble with their babies,
but here are some unseen clips of Andrew being inventive.
He tried the old Lion King trick...
BABY SCREAMS
Oh, no, didn't like that, didn't like that.
He tried a bit of intellectual hothousing about housing...
All right, so this is what you do - you're in a property with 'em.
You don't have to talk too much, to be honest,
because, at the end of the day, the property will sell itself.
SQUEAKS Oh.
BABY CRIES
ANDREW SIGHS
..tried to soothe the baby with some soothing techno...
# Man's in a rave Cutting shapes... #
BABY CRIES
HE BEATBOXES
BABY CRIES LOUDER
All right, how do we shut 'em up now?
BABY CRIES
..he tried a buggy dash around the fire pit...
Go, Andrew! Go.
Go on! Come on!
CHEERING Go on, son!
# Baby cakes You just don't know... #
TASHA GASPS, MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS
..but in the end, all it took was a classic Love Island coupling
around the fire pit to make their babies happy.
DAVIDE: Irene would like to couple up with Leo
because the dad seems more trusty.
LAUGHTER
Trusty! She doesn't trust... She doesn't trust Adam.
Hey, let's go, Leo. Let's go, Leo.
Have a kiss. Kiss, a kiss.
Mwah. Hey! Now it's time for the Hideaway.
LAUGHTER
I look forward to seeing Leo and Irene on Love Island 2042.
# Baby cakes You just don't know, know. #
DRUMS BEAT RHYTHMICALLY
Dami and Indiyah
were marching to the beat of their own drum... section.
DAMI: Whoo! Woo-hoo.
DRUMS STOP
Yes! Whoo!
And here's some little snippets you didn't see.
# I love it When you call me senorita... #
I feel like I fit the image and the table very well.
Yeah, you're like the emoji. Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that a wasp? Yeah, it's OK, just don't move.
Dami... It's OK. Just don't move.
All right. SHE GASPS
HE WHISPERS: Don't move.
Can you please stop interrupting my date?
SHE INHALES SHARPLY
So, yeah, when you come to Ireland...
I think I might be pleasantly surprised, cos honestly,
when I think about Ireland, I just think about farms, sheeps, cows...
You need to stop this. ..greenery...
Stop, stop that. Stop disrespecting where I come from.
No shopping centre. But, you know, no disrespect.
There's a lot of disrespect there. There's more than that.
And you have a lovely Irish accent.
Sometimes. I switch it up.
Especially when you say "tree".
Tree. SHE LAUGHS
Man, leave me alone.
That's just how you say it. Three. Tree.
No, it's three. Tree.
Three. OK, I'm not gonna argue about it. It's fine.
We're not going to.
On the outside, we'll really see
if you're as thoughtful as you say you are. Because obviously...
"As tough"? As "toughtful". "Toughtful".
"Toffle"? "Tought-ful".
Thoughtful! It's that accent of yours again.
"Toughtful". Is it not right? "Toughtful"?
That actually sounds so bad. "Toughtful".
"Toughtful". Whatever. LAUGHTER
When I'm with you, like, it's just me and you.
You know? And you make me feel safe.
Especially when there's wasps around.
Yeah, I try my best. SHE LAUGHS
No, you do.
I had a good day. Mm-hm.
SMOOCHING
IAIN STIRLING: Can we get those drums back
to drown out this sloppy snogging, please?
I've taken off most of your make-up, I'm so sorry.
IAIN STIRLING: Oh, and a rolled-up newspaper
to deal with the wasps.
IAIN STIRLING: While Dami and Indiyah were out
soaking up the Spanish culture,
the girls got a message about a secret mission.
TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP
Fuck off! Wait, what? Don't. What is it? Ekin!
What is it? Ekin! Ekin!
SHE READS
Listen carefully. Listen to this, it's a long one.
SHE READS
Oh, I'll fucking smash this. Wait for it.
SHE READS
"Ekin-Su" - so, me -
"spill a cup of water all over yourself,
"but blame Andrew and have a dramatic meltdown over it."
Oh, that is so well suited to you.
"Paige, get Luca to guard the loo whilst you pretend to poo."
Are you joking?! LAUGHTER
He won't have it.
"Tasha, tell Adam that you are about to embark on a world tour
"when you leave the villa, as one of Britney Spears' backing dancers."
Oh, shit.
"Gemma, you will have to tell all the boys
"that Gemma has lost her necklace
"and get all the boys to look for it."
Oh, shit. I'm gonna have to take it off.
"You must not let the boys know what you're doing..."
This is insane. This is insane.
"..or you will fail your challenge."
We'll nail this. I'm buzzing.
Girl code, let's go.
IAIN STIRLING: The girls are primed and ready for action.
Ekin-Su needs to spill a glass of water and blame Andrew.
Being a professional actress and notorious "li-ar",
this should be a piece of cake.
You all right, guys? Can I join you? Yeah, course you can.
What the fuck?! Fucking hell, Ekin!
What the fuck are you doing?! What? Are you actually having me on?
Why have you fucking spilled water on me?
It's not fucking funny!
HE LAUGHS
It's not fucking funny, for fuck's sake!
I've been stung by a bee, and you fucking... No, I ain't having this.
Ekin... Fuck off, Andrew.
Is she actually having me on?
I didn't even touch her. You've pissed me off.
Ekin, are you joking? She did it to herself.
She came over and, like, fell. I didn't even touch her!
EKIN-SU LAUGHING
I was going to do it very casually, but I actually slipped.
You actually can't be serious.
Andrew, I would probably just leave it for now. Let her cool down.
I think it worked. It worked. So now, it's Paige's turn.
IAIN STIRLING: Time for number two. Bad turn of phrase.
But can she convince Luca to be her loo guard?
No, I won't.
Shh! Girl code. Nobody knows what's going on today.
COMEDY MUSIC
What are you doing, Luca?
Weirdo.
Thanks, Luca. You're the best.
You just gonna pretend to stay there now,
so it doesn't look obvious? Thank you!
It is what it is!
IAIN STIRLING: I'd give it five minutes, as they say.
You can stay there, Luca. I'm just popping to the loo myself.
Its time folks for the final Unseen Bits of the series.
It's gonna be totes emosh.
# Don't go yet
# Oye, don't go yet
# Don't go yet... #
It's been a classic series full of bad behaviour.
EKIN-SU BURPS
Are you taking the piss? I'm so sorry.
Awful. Oh, fuck me, what have you eaten? That stinks!
Has she done one? That fucking stinks. What did you just eat?
I ate... can't smell it.
..everything you could ever imagine tonight.
She literally ate the entire kitchen then.
# Don't go yet... #
There's been pointless fights...
Oh, my God, he's on your face! Ah!
Whoa, what the fuck?!
Why is it following you? Why are you attacking me, man?
It's literally on your bum now.
# Oye, don't go yet
# Don't go yet... #
..but we're still full of surprises.
# Don't go yet. #
THEY SCREAM, LAUGHTER
Aw! How the hell did you fit?
That was actually really hard.
And before we go any further,
the girls still have to complete their secret mission.
Next secret agent is Tasha, who must convince Adam
that she is about to embark on a Britney world tour.
Yeah, I mean, I dunno, like, I need some advice
because I literally just found out today
that I've booked, like, a sick tour for dancing.
What does that entail? Have you got to go away or summat?
Yeah, I've got to go, it's a world tour. World tour?
Yeah. It's like, this is gonna be my biggest job yet.
And you're never gonna guess who it is. Who?
Britney Spears.
Are you joking? No. I swear.
Britney Spears? Yeah.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Got to go for it, haven't you?
Thanks, Adam.
I feel like I got Adam reeled in on that hook.
SHE SNIGGERS I love it, I love this!
IAIN: Final mission is to convince the boys
that Gemma's necklace is missing, and they must hunt for it.
Girls. What?
I fucking lost my necklace.
Did you take it off? I literally, I've not taken it off once.
What the actual fuck?
Oh, Gemma. Is it expensive?
Gemma's stressing, Luca, you'd better...
Have you seen... Like, she literally never takes her necklace off,
and she literally does not know where she's put it.
Yeah, we'll go look inside.
Yeah, we'll look inside, you look outside.
Well done, girls, I think you totally
pulled the wool over their eyes.
I can't find it. Are these girls serious today?
Yeah. There's something wrong with you.
These girls are terrible.
IAIN: Oh... They're pulling pranks.
We know. It's cringy how bad it is!
I'll be honest, Ekin did have me.
But I did look around, I looked at Adam and Paige, I said,
"This has got to be a prank."
Well, you're not fucking looking... Are you taking the piss?
What the fuck?
Why are you laughing? Luca, it's...
You haven't lost it, Gem. Yes, she has.
Is it round my neck?
You've taken it off in the shower or something, go have a look.
She was good at acting.
Luca being in bed fuelled that anger in you.
Yeah. Like, you should be looking, regardless.
Right.
I've clocked on what's going on.
Since Paige tried to get me to sit in front of the toilet.
I said, "This is a joke." They are taking the piss. Yes.
I think Luca and maybe a few of the other boys sort of caught on.
TEXT ALERT
I've got a text! Wahey!
"Islanders, today the girls were given
"various undercover assignments.
"If they completed their undercover task, they would win a prize.
"While some of the girls succeeded,
"overall, you've failed, and have not completed your mission.
"#MissionWasImpossible, #EpicFail."
Unlucky, girls.
IAIN: I'd have thought they'd have done better
on account of having such a strong bond.
Here's an unseen clip of Dami expressing opinions
that will get our vegan viewers' pulses racing.
Not gonna lie, the only thing I found out, Lacey's a vegan.
Oh, yeah, she told me last night.
If you're dating a girl that's vegan,
you don't have to be vegan. Yeah, but I don't know...
If I was vegan, you wouldn't talk to me?
Not that I wouldn't talk to you,
but I feel like we can't really enjoy fully...
We can't enjoy foods together cos we like different things.
Food is a big thing, man. Thank God you like food.
Yeah, I do like food, to be fair. But if I was vegan, you'd still...
I'd still speak to you, yeah.
And I'd still be able to make you breakfast.
This is like you asking me, "If I was an ant or an insect,
"would I still be with you?" No, it's not!
That's what it feels like!
Would you be with me if I was an ant?
No, that one I draw the line. You wouldn't be with me if I was an ant?
I'd keep you in an ant jar or something,
but I wouldn't be with you.
Why would I be with an ant?
Would you be with me if I was an ant?
If it was me, and someone cast a spell on me
and I turned into an ant? Yeah, yeah.
I'll try and find the person that cast a spell on you
and get them to redo it, return it.
IAIN STIRLING: My uncle's been with my aunt for 30 years,
and as far as I know, he doesn't keep her in a jar.
Jamie and Danica.
..the full-time whistle was blown on Jamie and Danica.
# Send me your location The Uber's outside
# Running out of time... #
IAIN STIRLING: Danica may be small, but she left a big impression.
Hey, boys.
IAIN STIRLING: She danced her way in.
# Just watch me dance... #
IAIN STIRLING: She danced during her stay.
Back, back, back. And speed up.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Bubblegum butt Coming through this ass
# Hey, hey, hey... #
IAIN STIRLING: And she danced on her way out.
# And we pop, hey, hey
# And we pop, hey, hey... #
# Tonight we're going out... #
IAIN STIRLING: For one final time in 2022, it's...
Oh, howay, then.
Yeah, what's today about?
I asked the Islanders for their go-to dance moves.
The thing is, I'm not that much of a good dancer.
I like dancing with a little bit of liquid confidence.
All right, let's get to it.
I don't know, I've got the movement whatever this,
but do you mean that movement?
You best believe, I'm pulling out...
I can make horses dance,
but when it comes to me actually dancing,
that's a different story.
It's like a figure of eight, you just go free with it,
like, shake your hair about.
So, I could dance like a horse, like, I could do dressage.
HUMS AND MUTTERS SOFTLY
I'm just here, and I'm here, and I'm here, and I'm here,
and I stay in my lane.
You know, it's all about the grooving,
what you want to let your body do. You just have to feel the music.
Don't need any arms coming out here. That's not in our lane.
We just keep it close, keep it tight.
MUTTERING
Yeah, it goes like that.
I think I can only twerk my left bum-cheek.
It's like when you shake the ass. But I don't twerk.
I know I know what I'm good at, and I leave that one to Nicki Minaj.
SHE GIGGLES
Can you see, this is too high?
There you go, there's my dance move.
So, if I just wanted to dance and blend in,
I'd just give it a little, just like...
Just two-stepping.
Slide to the left. Slide to the right.
HUMMING SOFTLY
But that's just boring, like, everyone can do that.
Like this.
This is the chick-pidge,
which means this is a chicken and a pigeon,
and this is it.
I got this one, but you know.
GIGGLES
PERCUSSIVE MUTTERING
Ah!
Cha! Cha-cha!
EKIN-SU LAUGHS
IAIN STIRLING: I give you the one and only...
# He said one day You'll leave this world behind
# So live a life You will remember... #
IAIN STIRLING: Cue big emotional track.
Clue slo-mo, and cue nearly-end-of-series montage 2022.
Look at my toes. Here we go!
But I'm hungry.
FEMININE VOICE: Hey, girls. Is there anyone in the villa?
JABBERING
SQUEALS
LAUGHTER
It's Adam Collard! Oh, my God!
Those eyes! Now I'm crumbling.
SCREAMING Shit! Oh, no!
Boo! SHE SCREAMS
Oh, my fuck!
It's on your back! Where is it?
SCREAMING
It's a lizard!
Oh!
Get it away!
You are a liar, actress...
I'm not attacking you.
She's got the fucking yellow beanbag.
EKIN-SU: The yellow beanbag causes drama.
Wowzeroonie!
You actually gonna take that risk?
Wait, what's the cost? Drama.
Drama llama!
It is what it is. Until it isn't.
May the best heartbreaker win. Fuckin' hell.
That bloody yellow beanbag, I hate it!
SCREAMING
CHEERING
OK... BOTH: And the drama!
IMPERSONATES VOLDEMORT
Please stop doing that.
DEEP VOICE: I can sound like a man as well.
You're disgusting.
SCREAMS
I picked a girl's nose before. And you ate it? Yeah, yeah.
DAVIDE GRUNTS Don't put me off with your face.
Ah-h-h-h!
Is it cheating if you slept with a robot?
It's no different to a dildo.
ALL: Fantastic Four!
WHOOPING
Island... How do you say it again?
Islander. Islander. Icelanders.
Love Island, baby!
# She said
# One day You'll leave this world behind
# So live a life You will remember... #
Do you reckon you'll be my Romeo?
I don't know.
Well, that was awkward.
# These are the nights That never die
# My father told me. #
IAIN STIRLING: And while it seems like the love bug
had worked its magic for another year...
MUSIC: 'I Want To Know What Love Is' by Foreigner
..there's one Islander who has been alone and unloved all summer.
Fucking yellow beanbag.
I've kind of given up now with the yellow beanbag.
It's pissed me right off now.
# In my life
# There's been heartache And pain... #
Babe, I'm burning it on the fire pit with everyone doing a ritual.
# I don't know If I can face it again... #
IAIN: Until now.
It's not finished yet, the yellow beanbag.
So feast your eyes on this selection of revealing outtakes
of the yellow beanbag's first date.
# I wanna know what love is
# I want you to show me
# I wanna feel what love is
# I know you can show me
# Let's talk about love
# I wanna know what love is # Love that you feel... #
IAIN: It's been emotional, guys.
Thanks for watching Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# So much love
# I wanna feel what love is... #
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