1 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,120 [news intro playing] 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,480 Finally, from London, under the heading "Is Nobody Safe Anymore?" 3 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:21,880 a royal ruckus has started over the man who had an audience with Queen Elizabeth, 4 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,480 uninvited and unannounced, 5 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,920 in the Queen's bedroom in the middle of the night. 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,320 The man had cut himself on a broken window 7 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,680 and left bloodstains on the Queen's bed. 8 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,400 [reporter 1] Yesterday's intruder was able to get through 9 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,240 an elaborate system of electronic alarms, 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,040 as well as past palace guards and police. 11 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,080 [reporter 2] The man was identified as 30-year-old Michael Fagan. 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,000 A police investigation indicates that Fagan climbed over a fence 13 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,880 into the 51-acre palace grounds during the night. 14 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,720 He then reportedly climbed a drainpipe 15 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,720 and entered the royal quarters through a window. 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,960 …and made his way to the Queen's private bedroom 17 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,360 on the first floor. 18 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,040 For ten minutes, he sat talking six feet away from the Queen. 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,280 Then he asked her for a cigarette. 20 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,920 According to his mother, he spoke of a girlfriend called Elizabeth 21 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,600 living in SW1. 22 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,120 [anchor 1] The incident has shocked Britain and resulted 23 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,640 in a Scotland Yard investigation of royal security. 24 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,440 [anchor 2] Mrs. Thatcher made an urgent return to the House of Commons today 25 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,520 ahead of a statement from the home secretary. 26 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,160 [Home Secretary] The House will admire the calm way 27 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,400 in which Her Majesty responded to what occurred. 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,560 [anchor 2] The Queen has carried on performing her duties 29 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,440 seemingly unperturbed, despite the unprecedented and severe level 30 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,520 of threat that the intruder posed. 31 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,560 The incident left royal commentators asking two questions. 32 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,720 "How on earth did he get in?" 33 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,200 and "What did they talk about?" 34 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,840 [theme music plays] 35 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,280 [anchor 1] Mrs. Thatcher says 36 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,360 her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead 37 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,520 to complete the transformation of Britain. 38 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:14,120 [Thatcher] I'm saying that background, where you come from, doesn't matter. 39 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,760 Because if you can prove yourself to be of value to the economy, 40 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,200 if you can contribute, 41 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,000 if you can increase your own prosperity for the good of others… 42 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,840 -Oh, fuck off! -…then, jolly good luck to you. 43 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,440 Fuck off. Fuck off! 44 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,320 …go-getters who will create jobs, 45 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,040 the successful people, 46 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,400 the people who can show they are determined to get ahead. 47 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,960 [anchor 2] The prime minister's stated goal is to reinvigorate the nation… 48 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,480 [squelching] 49 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,600 [radio announcer] More travel and news after this. 50 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,200 ["Boys Don't Cry" by The Cure playing on radio] 51 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,280 -All right, mate? -All right? 52 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,640 [children chattering] 53 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:19,760 ♪ But I know that this time I have said too much ♪ 54 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,680 ♪ Been too unkind ♪ 55 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,640 ♪ I try to laugh about it ♪ 56 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,080 ♪ Cover it all up with lies ♪ 57 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,080 Morning. 58 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,360 ♪ I try to laugh about it ♪ 59 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,640 ♪ Hiding the tears in my eyes 'Cos boys ♪ 60 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,880 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 61 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,960 ♪ Boys don't cry ♪ 62 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,520 [radio] Earlier today, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser the General Belgrano 63 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,200 and the initial reports of a possible 1,000 casualties 64 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,000 caused a distinct wavering 65 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,560 in the graph of international support for Britain. 66 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,480 -[woman 1] Next. -[man] Next, please. 67 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,960 -Me again. -Name? 68 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,040 Michael Fagan. 69 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,120 [woman 1] Any work in the past two weeks? 70 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,120 Every fortnight, I come here, 71 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,960 and every fortnight, you ask me the same question. 72 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,160 Any work in the past two weeks? 73 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,800 I chaired the Olympic Committee, 74 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,840 then I did a few days 75 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,080 as secretary-general of the United Nations. 76 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:18,760 Next. 77 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,920 [man] Have you had any work in the last two weeks? 78 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,960 [woman 2] What am I supposed to live on? Fresh air? 79 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,040 -All right, take care. -Catch you later. 80 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,400 We'll just bring the whole van, we might as well. 81 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,400 [Fagan] Bill! 82 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,560 Hello, mate. How you doing? 83 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,080 -All right. You? -Yeah, not bad. 84 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,800 Yeah. Have you still got that mate, the, uh… 85 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,400 whatsit, the cash-in-hand fella? 86 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,640 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You looking for some work? 87 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,760 Whatever you have, I will take. 88 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,840 [indistinct radio chatter] 89 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,680 [Fagan] Whose brushes are these? 90 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,960 -They're anyone's. Just use 'em. -[man 1]Here he is! 91 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:14,320 [man 2] All right, lads. Let's get on with it. Sooner we finish, 92 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,920 -sooner we're in the pub. -[man 3] Cheers. 93 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,440 Twenty-eight beige. Twenty-eight beige. 94 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,080 Twenty-eight beige. 95 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,760 The color of my life. 96 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,720 -[overlapping chatter] -[pub music playing] 97 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,360 [woman] I might just have a glass of white wine. 98 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,080 -[barkeep] Hello! -Hello, you all right? 99 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,320 [barkeep] What can I get ya? 100 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,600 What's the matter? 101 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:56,760 Michael's here. 102 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:58,760 Where? 103 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,800 Stay here. 104 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,000 [woman] What are you doing? I told you never to come here. 105 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,960 -I need to talk to you about the flat. -Not tonight, Michael. 106 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,120 How are the kids? 107 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,240 They're fine. Now go. 108 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:23,880 Who's that twat? 109 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,240 -Don't be rude. -Who is he? 110 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,320 Someone who works for a living and looks after your kids. 111 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,320 -Now go. -He's a fucking twat. 112 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,440 You're a fucking twat! 113 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,320 -Michael, don't start. -D'you want some? 114 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,680 -Maybe I do! -[man] Yeah? 115 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,160 -Please. -Maybe you're not worth it. 116 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,240 Well, maybe you haven't got any balls! 117 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,000 -Michael! -No bollocks-- Shut up! 118 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,200 [man] Fucking balls? I've got balls. 119 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,680 Let me tell you something else. She… She knows all about my balls. 120 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,600 [woman] That's enough out of you, all right? 121 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,760 -Fucking do it! -Don't start! 122 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,840 -Fucking come on and do it, then! -Fucking go on, then! 123 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,920 [all clamoring] 124 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Fucking do it, then! Fucking do it! 125 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,080 Wait! Michael, just go, will ya? 126 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,160 Who's looking after your fucking kids? 127 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,880 -You fucking twat! -Just stop it! 128 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,160 Fucking do it, then! Don't fucking know me, do ya? 129 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,880 You're fucking dead! Mug! 130 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,960 ["Monkey Man" by The Specials playing] 131 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,400 ♪ Sing a little song Wherever he be ♪ 132 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:15,480 ♪ 'Cause he's a monkey 'Cause he's a monkey ♪ 133 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,680 ♪ 'Cause he's a weedy-weedy Tweedy-weedy monkey man ♪ 134 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,480 ♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay ♪ 135 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,680 -♪ Them a-tell me ♪ -♪ You huggin' up the big monkey man ♪ 136 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,760 ♪ Ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay ♪ 137 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,640 -♪ Them a-tell me ♪ -♪ You huggin' up the big monkey man ♪ 138 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,880 Prime Minister. 139 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,680 I am very happy to say 140 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,920 that after the recapture of South Georgia last week, 141 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,800 our forces have now escalated operations. 142 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,200 An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane 143 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,880 have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital. 144 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:55,800 Any casualties? 145 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,720 None. 146 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,760 Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack, 147 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,840 but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage 148 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,120 were successfully shot down by our Harriers. 149 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:12,040 I think we can confidently say the tide has turned, 150 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:18,440 and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach. 151 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,120 The prime minister came to see me today. 152 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,920 -I hope you rolled out the red carpet. -Why would I do that? 153 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,160 Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, 154 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,840 but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory's within sight. 155 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,920 Her victory. 156 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,760 She's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do. 157 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:36,800 Which is? 158 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,200 Lead this country firmly and decisively 159 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,440 after years of incompetence and mismanagement. 160 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,960 She brought up the subject of palace security again, 161 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,080 which infuriated me. 162 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,160 Why? 163 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,400 Do you want our walls to be built even higher? 164 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,760 Or the public to stand ten feet further back at engagements? 165 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,520 I take pleasure in meeting members of the public 166 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,320 and have learnt so much from them. 167 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,640 You remember the lesson Lord Altrincham taught us. 168 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,000 Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent. 169 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,120 Accessible. 170 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,480 To lower the drawbridge. 171 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,240 It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again. 172 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,560 ["God Save the Queen" playing] 173 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,800 Right. Gloves on. 174 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,320 We've identified and prepared 175 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,240 a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet. 176 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,480 Mm-hmm. But no questions, no actual conversation? 177 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,120 -[Charteris] No, ma'am. -Right, let's get this over with. 178 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,200 [orchestral music playing] 179 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,760 I present Mr. and Mrs. Barrowclough, ma'am. 180 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,560 -Hello. -Your Majesty. 181 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:52,840 -What do you do? -Health and safety officer. 182 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,800 I hope you don't find many issues here today. 183 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,760 No, not at all. 184 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,400 Will you be in on Thursday? 185 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,400 [equerry] Mrs. Wallace, vice president of the Women's Institute… 186 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,200 Hello. Do you still find time to bake cakes? 187 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,440 Oh yes! 188 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,360 [indistinct dialogue continues] 189 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,960 [delighted giggling] 190 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,320 [Thatcher on radio] I was brought up by a Victorian grandmother. 191 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,360 We were taught to work jolly hard. 192 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:23,600 You were taught to improve yourself. You were taught self-reliance. 193 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,400 -You were taught to live in your income. -Next. 194 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,480 You were taught that cleanliness was next to godliness. 195 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,040 -Me again. -[woman 1] Name? 196 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,480 Uh, Bond. James Bond. 197 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,160 Any work in the past two weeks? 198 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,480 International espionage agent, you know. 199 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,520 Intelligence work. Counterintelligence. Assassinations. 200 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,000 Twat. 201 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,920 I've got a question for you. Who's your boss? 202 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,240 I wanna make a complaint. 203 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:53,080 If you feel you've been treated unfairly, please speak to your member of Parliament, 204 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,760 who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman. 205 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,640 Oh… 206 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,640 Ugh… 207 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,200 You know, you're the fucking twat. 208 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,160 [woman 2] Next! 209 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,480 [interviewer] While your process with the rest of the economy 210 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,160 works its way through, then, 211 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,440 one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment, 212 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,280 unemployment which is rising. 213 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,080 [Thatcher] No, it's… Can I put it this way? 214 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,840 It's like a nurse looking after an ill patient. 215 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,840 Which is the better nurse? 216 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,800 The one who smothers the patient with sympathy, 217 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,760 "Never mind, dear. There, there. 218 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,520 You just lie back. I'll bring you all your meals. 219 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,560 I'll bring your papers. There, there. You just lie back. 220 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,200 I'll look after you"? 221 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:40,360 Or the nurse who says, "Now come on. Just shake out of it. 222 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,040 I know you had an operation yesterday. 223 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,720 Time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps. 224 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,640 That's right, dear. That's right. 225 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,040 Now get back and take a few more tomorrow"? 226 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,360 Which do you think is the better nurse? 227 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,120 [interviewer laughs] I know which sounds more like you, Mrs. Thatcher! 228 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,320 [Hastings] How can I help… 229 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,920 Mr. Fagan? 230 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,880 I wanted to talk to someone about the system. 231 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,440 Which system? 232 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,680 This system. Britain. 233 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,720 What is it about the system that bothers you? 234 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,800 Um, it's unfair… 235 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,800 and a disgrace. 236 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,560 It says here you're currently unemployed. What do you do normally? 237 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,760 I'm a painter-decorator, 238 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,920 but there's not a lot of work around recently. 239 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,720 Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes, 240 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,880 which I could then paint and decorate, 241 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:53,160 devil woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war. 242 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,520 I have to tell you that I fully support the war. 243 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,560 Do you know what it costs? 244 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,840 I know precisely. The government has published the figures. 245 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,960 Why would you spend over three billion pounds 246 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,920 on a war against total strangers 247 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,200 rather than looking after your own family? 248 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,280 Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands 249 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,960 was an illegal act by a foreign power, 250 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,840 because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist, 251 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,920 and because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects 252 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,160 living on British sovereign territory. 253 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,880 But thank you for your observations, 254 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,200 which I will note. 255 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,200 -No, you won't. -Yes, I will. 256 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,120 No, you won't. 257 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,680 Noted, Mr. Fagan. 258 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,760 Do you really need a picture of her in here? 259 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,360 It's like being in Turkey or Iraq. 260 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,560 She's my boss. 261 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,080 -I'm your boss. I'm a constituent. -Did you vote for me? 262 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,000 [laughing] You must be joking! 263 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,760 You'll forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss. 264 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,520 Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party, 265 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,840 to which I belong, 266 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,000 and so I think of her as my boss. 267 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,320 You fancy her? 268 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,640 -What? -Have dirty thoughts? I bet you do. 269 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,560 I'm afraid that's all we have time for. 270 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,400 I haven't finished. 271 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,000 -[chair creaks] -[door opens] 272 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,680 [Hastings] If you still wish to register your protest, 273 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,760 I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully in the street, 274 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,320 as is your right in a civilized democracy. 275 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,440 But if I wanna talk to someone about her, who do I speak to? 276 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,520 The leader of the opposition. 277 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,800 He has the opportunity to put questions to her 278 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,640 in the House of Commons twice a week. 279 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,760 Failing that, the Queen. 280 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,680 She has a private audience with the prime minister every Tuesday. 281 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,600 Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her? 282 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,920 [soldier] Guards! 283 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,200 By the left, 284 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,840 quick march! 285 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:48,360 -Left, right, left, right… -[rousing orchestral music playing] 286 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,000 [commentator] Her Majesty the Queen here, taking the royal salute, 287 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,520 the key moment in this, the Queen's annual Birthday Parade. 288 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,320 As members of the Household Division troop their color, 289 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,640 those watching at home, as well as some lucky members of the public 290 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,840 invited to attend, 291 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:27,160 come together as one nation in celebration of this joyous event. 292 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,360 [Thatcher] I don't need to tell you that I and every minister in this government 293 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,040 are desperately concerned… 294 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,240 -[woman] Number 72. Window 2. -[baby crying] 295 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,040 [man] Application for single payment to cover home improvements? 296 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,720 -[Fagan] Yep. -Can you give me more information? 297 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,360 Okay. My wife has left me. 298 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:49,840 All right. 299 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,200 I went to see Social Services to mediate 300 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,360 'cause I want my kids to spend time with me. 301 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,280 Right. 302 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,040 But they've seen the flat and said it needs improving. 303 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,320 There's water damage. I wanna fix it. 304 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,040 You're not the primary tenant. 305 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,720 My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left. 306 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,000 I just explained. 307 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,080 You'd have to be the primary tenant 308 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,800 before we could even consider paying for the damages. 309 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,520 You tried talking to the council? 310 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,560 No. They told me to speak to you. 311 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:26,080 Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids. 312 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,840 [man] You're gonna have to take that up with the council. 313 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,320 [Thatcher] …paid off a great proportion of the foreign debts we inherited. 314 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,840 [grunts] 315 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,440 [indistinct chatter] 316 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,040 [strains, grunts] 317 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,760 [grunting] 318 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,720 [strains] 319 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,720 [sighs] 320 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,720 [breathing deeply] 321 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,280 [indistinct chatter] 322 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,680 [indistinct chatter] 323 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,800 [indistinct chatter] 324 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,560 [man laughing] 325 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,600 [door shuts] 326 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,600 [footsteps descending] 327 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:28,880 [grunts] 328 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,120 [shards clatter] 329 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,520 [door creaking] 330 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:44,960 [woman] Hey! 331 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,000 Oh… 332 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,280 Quickly! There's a man. 333 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,120 -An intruder. -What? 334 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,720 He's by the Queen's bedroom. 335 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,760 -Come on! Hurry up! -Turn the lights on. 336 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,720 [footman] Okay. 337 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,880 -Is this where he was spotted? -Down the other end. 338 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,160 -[guard] Spread out! -Check the bedroom. 339 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,880 Check under the beds. Check those windows. 340 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,600 -He might have smashed one to get in. -Bathroom clear. 341 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,840 -Bedroom clear. -Check the dressing room, quickly! 342 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,760 -No sign. -Dressing room clear. 343 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,880 The evidence suggests he… we're assuming it was a he, 344 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,400 got in over the railings near to the Ambassadors' Entrance, 345 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,520 up a drainpipe 346 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,080 and in through a window to the Master of the Household's office. 347 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,320 From there, he went down the East Gallery, along the Cross Gallery, 348 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,080 through the Picture Gallery to the gift room… 349 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,960 where he drank a bottle of wine. 350 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,400 What? 351 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,560 Uh, a Vache Johannisberg Riesling. 352 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,600 Valued at six pounds. 353 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,000 [chuckles] 354 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,480 [Charteris] He also broke a painted vase, 355 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,520 a gift from the president of Guyana. 356 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,440 I remember that vase. 357 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,200 It's a ghastly little pink thing 358 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,560 -with little blue worms all over it. -Yes. 359 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,880 Not worms. Those were the three main rivers of Guyana. 360 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,800 Essequibo, Berbice, and Demerara. 361 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,720 Oh. 362 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,200 And a strange-looking duck. 363 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,920 -The national bird, the Canje pheasant. -Right. 364 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,680 [Elizabeth] How come no one stopped him? 365 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,360 No one can explain it, ma'am. 366 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,440 It's possible that the timing of his intrusion, around 9:00 p.m., 367 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,640 may have aided him in slipping through the net. 368 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,560 It also appears that some of the palace's alarm systems 369 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,360 were malfunctioning 370 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,720 and that the window on the second floor had been left unsecured. 371 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,440 Do we know what he wanted? 372 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,360 No idea, sir, as to motive or intent. We can just count ourselves fortunate 373 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,880 that the Queen was here at Windsor at the time. 374 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,440 But, uh, when Downing Street hears about this, 375 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,560 I do think we will have to brace ourselves for a thorough security review. 376 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,400 -Christ… -[Elizabeth] Downing Street doesn't know? 377 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,560 Not yet, ma'am. 378 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,680 The matter still rests with the Metropolitan Police's A-District, 379 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,200 but it's yet to be passed up the chain of command to the Home Office. 380 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,040 Do they absolutely need to know? 381 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,440 [Charteris] Um… Not necessarily. 382 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,280 If we can overlook the theft of the bottle of wine 383 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,000 and the destruction of the Guyanese vase. 384 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,240 Then can we say the matter is now closed? 385 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,080 Otherwise, the next thing you know, Downing Street will overreact, 386 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,200 we'll have alarms, surveillance cameras, and policemen everywhere. 387 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,280 Buckingham Palace is too like a prison as it is. 388 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,560 [Charteris] Yes, ma'am. 389 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,520 [playground chatter] 390 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,600 -[man] Sam, come here. -[woman] Go on, then. 391 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,640 Big jump. 392 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,920 -Go on. -What'd I tell you? 393 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,720 If you're going back on, you're doing it again. 394 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,360 Not too high now. 395 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,120 Good girl. 396 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,480 [Fagan] Oi! 397 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,960 [man] Chris. Chris! 398 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,400 -Take the kids. Go see your mum. -[Fagan] That's my daughter. 399 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,160 -Come on, mate. -What you doing? 400 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,240 -[grunts] -[kids scream] 401 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,040 [Chris] Derek, stop it! 402 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,200 -[children crying] -[men grunting] 403 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,360 [girl cries] Mummy! 404 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,120 [Fagan yells] 405 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,880 [Derek] In front of your kids, eh? 406 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,920 [Chris] You're scaring them. Why are you doing this, Michael? 407 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,560 [Derek] You had enough? You had enough? 408 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,760 [woman] For goodness' sake! 409 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,880 It's a playground! 410 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,000 Go home, Mike! 411 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,960 -It's all right. It's over. -[Chris] You proud of yourself? 412 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,680 Leave us alone. We don't need you in our lives. 413 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,280 [man 1] Three pounds a carton. 414 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,200 I've got Embassies, Bensons… 415 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,600 [man 2] Two Bensons, mate. 416 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,560 ["Twenty Four Hours" by Joy Division playing] 417 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,040 ♪ Deep in the memory ♪ 418 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,200 ♪ Of what once was love ♪ 419 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,640 What you got, mate? 420 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,400 In light of the incident that occurred at around 3:00 p.m. last Thursday, 421 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,800 a decision has been taken 422 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,040 that your children should remain in the permanent care of their mother. 423 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,360 Furthermore, 424 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,320 it has been deemed to be in the children's best interests 425 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,360 that you should no longer have any contact with them. 426 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,760 Do you understand? 427 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,280 [dogs barking in distance] 428 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,120 [Thatcher on TV] Last night, our forces reached the outskirts of Port Stanley, 429 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:07,720 and in response, large numbers of Argentine forces threw down their arms. 430 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:14,640 The Argentines are now reported to be flying white flags of surrender. 431 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,600 [anchor] With Britain's victory in the conflict now seemingly assured, 432 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,800 the Queen has returned to Buckingham Palace 433 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,640 ahead of her regular audience with the prime minister. 434 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,880 A palace spokesman said Her Majesty was… 435 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:32,400 [people chanting]  ♪ Britons never Never, never shall be slaves ♪ 436 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,960 ♪ Rule, Britannia ♪ 437 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,120 ♪ Britannia, rule the waves ♪ 438 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,680 ♪ Britons never, never, never Shall be slaves ♪ 439 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,760 [cheering] 440 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,640 -[man] Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! -[all] Oi, oi, oi! 441 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,640 -[man] Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! -[all] Oi, oi, oi! 442 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,280 -[man] Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! -[all] Oi, oi, oi! 443 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,920 [Thatcher] When we started out, 444 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,880 there were the waverers and the faint-hearted, 445 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,320 the people who believed 446 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:13,160 we could no longer do the things we once did. Well, they were wrong. 447 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,560 -Can I get you anything else, ma'am? -No, thank you. 448 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,560 [Thatcher] Britain has a newfound confidence, 449 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,360 and we will not look back. 450 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,960 [anchor] Mrs. Thatcher was in jubilant mood this afternoon 451 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,000 as she told MPs that the future of the Falkland Islands 452 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,840 would now rest solely in British hands. 453 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,920 "Britain's primacy had been reestablished," she said, 454 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,440 and then she issued this warning, "Let every nation know 455 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,080 that where there is British sovereign territory, 456 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,600 it will be well and truly defended." 457 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,960 The statement was met with loud applause. 458 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,120 Mrs. Thatcher has seen a dramatic surge in her personal popularity, 459 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,960 according to the latest polls. 460 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,680 [water running] 461 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,960 [birds chirping] 462 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,800 [birds chirping] 463 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,120 -[guard 1] Morning! -You took your time. 464 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,280 [guard 1] Anything to report? 465 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,560 [guard 2] Nah, it's a quiet night. 466 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,560 Graveyard shift, isn't it? 467 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,800 I'll see you tomorrow. 468 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200 [intense music playing] 469 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,440 [music swelling] 470 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,360 [music grows gentler] 471 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,800 [Elizabeth] Morning, Bobo. 472 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 What are you doing? It's still too early. 473 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,840 All right, if you insist. 474 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,320 -Who are you? -My name is Michael. 475 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,040 -Out! Get out! -You have nothing to fear from me. 476 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,480 There is an armed policeman outside this door. 477 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,600 No, there isn't. 478 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,400 Hello? 479 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,720 What do you want? If it's money-- 480 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,600 I don't want money. I don't want anything. 481 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,920 I just wanna talk to you, that's all, 482 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,200 to tell you what's going on in the country. 483 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,640 'Cause either you don't know, or you don't care. 484 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:10,720 Of course I care. 485 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,400 I care very deeply indeed. What a thing to say. 486 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,600 -Don't do that, please. -An unkind, stupid-- 487 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,040 -Don't you dare touch me! Hello? Help! -Stop it! 488 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,200 Just… gimme a minute, will ya? 489 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,960 I'll sort myself out, I'll say what I gotta say, and then I'll go! 490 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,280 -You don't have a cigarette handy, do ya? -No. Filthy habit. 491 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,440 [Fagan] I know, I know. 492 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:50,240 I just thought it might be good for you to meet someone normal 493 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,200 who can tell it to you, you know, as it is. 494 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,760 I meet normal people all the time. 495 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,400 No, you don't. 496 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,720 Everyone you meet's on best behavior. 497 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,840 Bowing and scraping. That's not normal. 498 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,480 -And this is normal? -It could be, if I ever calm down. 499 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,320 You're bleeding. 500 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,120 Am I? Must have cut myself. 501 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,200 Where do I, um… 502 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,440 Bathroom. That door. 503 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,160 -[vacuum whirring loudly] -[alert bell ringing] 504 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,960 The richest woman in the world, but look, it's not even electric! 505 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,240 -What? -Your toothbrush. 506 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,360 That's the thing about this place. It's even posher than you'd think 507 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,800 and yet more rundown. 508 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,880 Rundown? 509 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,720 Oh yeah. Corridors and state rooms? 510 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,800 Shocking. 511 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,200 [replaces handset] 512 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,720 Chipped paint, peeling wallpaper, stains. 513 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,680 -Decorator. Can't help noticing. -Is that what you do? 514 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,680 [Fagan] Painter-decorator. 515 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,560 You should hire me. 516 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,440 You might need a glazier too. 517 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,600 I broke a window this time. 518 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,200 Last time was you too? 519 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,240 -Yeah. -What is the matter with you? 520 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,880 -This is private property. -No, it's not. It's state property. 521 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,440 -Either way, you're trespassing. -Which isn't a crime. 522 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,200 Not if I don't steal anything. 523 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,560 You stole a bottle of wine last time. 524 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,920 Only to work up the courage to speak to you. 525 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,360 Because I've tried everything else. 526 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,800 Writing letters, 527 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,480 speaking to my MP. Fat lot of good any of that did. 528 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,240 Mirage of democracy. 529 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,960 So I've come to you, 530 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,240 the head of state. 531 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,280 You're my last resort. Someone who can actually do something. 532 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,680 What is it you'd like me to do? 533 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,480 Save us all from her. 534 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,720 -Who? -Thatcher. 535 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,640 She's destroying the country. 536 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,000 We've got more than three million unemployed. 537 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,200 More than at any time since the Great Depression. 538 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,240 -Doesn't that bother you? -Yes, it bothers me greatly. 539 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,440 But there's nothing I can do about it. 540 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,360 When you've been in my position as long as I have, 541 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:05,440 you see how quickly and how often a nation's fortunes can change. 542 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,000 Joblessness, recession, crises, war. 543 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,800 All these things have a way of correcting themselves. 544 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,560 Countries bounce back. People do. 545 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,960 -Because they simply have to. -That's what I thought. 546 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,640 That I'd bounce back. 547 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,240 And then I didn't. 548 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,640 [scoffs] 549 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,000 First the work dried up, then my confidence dried up. 550 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,160 Then… the love in my wife's eyes dried up. 551 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,840 And then you begin to wonder, 552 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,360 you know, where's it gone? 553 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,040 Not just your confidence or your happiness, but your… 554 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,920 They say that I have mental health problems now. 555 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,640 I don't. I'm just poor. 556 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,480 [sighs] 557 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,160 -The state can help with all of this. -What state? 558 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,960 The state has gone. 559 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,160 She's dismantled it, 560 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,360 along with the other things we thought we could depend on growing up. 561 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,920 A sense of community, a sense of, you know, obligation to one another. 562 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,280 A sense of kindness. 563 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,480 It's all disappearing. 564 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,320 I think you're exaggerating. 565 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,760 People still show kindness to one another, 566 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,920 and they still pay their taxes to the state. 567 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,320 And she spends that money on an unnecessary war 568 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,360 and declares the feel-good factor is back again. 569 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,640 In the meantime, all the things that really make us feel good, 570 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,640 the right to work, the right to be ill… 571 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,080 the right to be old, 572 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,200 the right to be frail, be human, 573 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,880 mmm, gone. 574 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,880 You may think you're off the hook, 575 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,120 but she's got her eye on your job, too. You'll be out of work soon. 576 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,760 Let me assure you, Mrs. Thatcher is an all-too-committed monarchist. 577 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,320 She has an appetite for power which is presidential, 578 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,320 and in this country, a president and a head of state cannot coexist. 579 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,320 Mark my words, she's put us out of work. She's quietly putting you out of work. 580 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,960 -[knock at door] -Who's that? 581 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,400 That'll be my morning tea. They come at this time. 582 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,640 -Come in. -[door opens] 583 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,960 -Are you all right, ma'am? -Quite all right, thank you. 584 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,840 You might ask the policeman to come in. 585 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,400 [door shuts] 586 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,840 Have you come far? 587 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,600 York Way. 588 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,760 Just behind King's Cross. 589 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,680 Lovely. 590 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,560 Is it lovely? 591 00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,840 No, not particularly. 592 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,520 Is there anything else you'd like to say to me? 593 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,120 No. 594 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,400 Thank you. 595 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,680 I do hope they don't make things too difficult for you in light of this. 596 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,400 Thank you. 597 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,960 [footsteps approaching] 598 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,760 [Elizabeth] Well, goodbye. 599 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,920 -[guard] Don't touch her. -It's all right. 600 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,800 I shall bear in mind what you've said. 601 00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,000 [groans] 602 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,960 -[guard] Get out! -Now perhaps that cup of tea. 603 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,080 Yes, ma'am. 604 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,240 -[door shuts] -[gasps] 605 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,520 [breathing shakily] 606 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,040 [anchor] The Home Office has confirmed 607 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,440 that a man successfully breached Buckingham Palace security 608 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,920 and entered the Queen's bedroom, not once but twice. 609 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000 An investigation into this unprecedented failure 610 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,440 has already begun, and more details were given this afternoon 611 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,360 to an incredulous House of Commons. 612 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,120 [man on TV] Is the home secretary not aware 613 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:55,280 that the British public is really very shocked and staggered 614 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,280 that this event could have occurred 615 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:03,400 and that the home secretary's reference to "security not being satisfactory" 616 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,240 must be the understatement of the year? 617 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,560 [Home Secretary] I would say that no one is likely 618 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,200 to have been more shocked and staggered than I was. 619 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,680 I think that what we've got to wait to hear… 620 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,600 [clamoring] 621 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,240 -[Speaker] Order! -…we've got to await Mr. Dellow's report. 622 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,880 [Thatcher] On behalf of the government 623 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,840 and the Metropolitan Police, 624 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,560 I am so sorry. 625 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,160 It is a national embarrassment 626 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,840 that the Queen of the United Kingdom 627 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,560 should be subjected to troublemakers and malcontents 628 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,120 who feel at liberty to resort to violence. 629 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,600 Oh, but he wasn't violent. 630 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,720 In fact, the only person Mr. Fagan hurt in the course of his break-in was himself. 631 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,920 And while he may be a troubled soul, 632 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,440 I don't think he's entirely to blame for his troubles, 633 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,160 being a victim of unemployment, 634 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,160 which is now more than twice what it was 635 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,360 when you came into office just three years ago. 636 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,800 If unemployment is temporarily high, ma'am, 637 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,040 then it is a necessary side effect 638 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,520 of the medicine we are administering to the British economy. 639 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,560 Shouldn't we be careful that this medicine, 640 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,040 like some dreadful chemotherapy, 641 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,400 doesn't kill the very patient it is intended to heal? 642 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,160 If people like Mr. Fagan are struggling, 643 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,800 do we not have a collective duty to help them? 644 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,920 What of our moral economy? 645 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,760 If we are to turn this country around… 646 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,480 we really must abandon 647 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,240 outdated and misguided notions of collective duty. 648 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,720 There are individual men and women, 649 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,800 and there are families. 650 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:52,760 Self-interested people who are trying to better themselves. 651 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,480 That is the engine that fires a nation. 652 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:02,040 My father didn't have the state to rely on should his business fail. 653 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,400 It was the risk of ruin 654 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,760 and his duty to his family that drove him to succeed. 655 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,000 Perhaps not everyone is as remarkable as your father. 656 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,480 Oh, you see, 657 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,960 that is where you and I differ. 658 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,560 I say they have it within them to be. 659 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,640 Even someone like Mr. Fagan? 660 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,160 Mr. Fagan is another matter. 661 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,760 Two different doctors have reached the conclusion 662 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,280 he is suffering from a schizophrenic illness. 663 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,480 If he is spared criminal prosecution on account of his condition, 664 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:44,040 then a nice, secure mental hospital will ensure 665 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,080 he will not be a danger any longer. 666 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,080 Now, if you will excuse me, 667 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,320 I really must go. 668 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,400 Where to? 669 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,080 To the victory parade 670 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,520 at the City of London. 671 00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,520 A victory parade? 672 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,600 Yes, ma'am. 673 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,600 We have just won a war. 674 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,040 [drumroll] 675 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,480 [marching band playing] 676 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,320 [commentator] Good morning from outside the Royal Exchange in the City of London. 677 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,240 And on the saluting base, 678 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,920 the lord mayor and the prime minister waving. 679 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,760 On the lord mayor's right, 680 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,280 on his left, our right, 681 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,400 is the Admiral of the Fleet, Sir Terence Lewin. 682 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,000 The prime minister taking the salute instead of the sovereign. 683 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,080 Doesn't that bother you? 684 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,960 No. Can't say it does. 685 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,680 It's her moment. Let her enjoy it. 686 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,520 It's interesting. 687 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,440 What? 688 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,960 How much it clearly bothers you. 689 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,200 I think that woman's getting ahead of herself, 690 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,200 and now all this increased security. 691 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,280 Well, she's trying to protect you. 692 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,360 From what? 693 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,240 From lunatics. 694 00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,680 Normal people. My subjects. 695 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,760 Come on. 696 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,960 That man was clearly a lunatic. 697 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,640 And a fool. 698 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:08,160 Yes, but in the best sense, like Lear's fool. 699 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,040 Don't get all… 700 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,280 Shakespearean with me. 701 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,800 -[chuckles] -[Philip scoffs] 702 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,640 [commentator] The Conqueror that sunk the Argentine cruiser Belgrano 703 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:21,000 and thereby shortened the naval war considerably. 704 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,160 But we're told that the Conqueror is actually… 705 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,440 I'm sorry that I wasn't there to protect you. 706 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,320 I feel terrible. 707 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,600 But you're there by my side all the time 708 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:36,880 and do much more than keep me safe. 709 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,000 [Philip sighs] 710 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,920 But thank you. 711 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,000 I expect Mr. Fagan is relieved he didn't come through that window 712 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,000 and land on your bed. 713 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,080 [both laughing] 714 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,440 Yes. 715 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,440 That would have been a very different conversation. 716 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,800 [chuckles] Yes. 717 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,280 [marching band continues on TV] 718 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,040 ["Whine and Grine/Stand Down Margaret" by The English Beat playing] 719 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,840 ♪ I said I see no joy I see only sorrow ♪ 720 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,480 ♪ I see no chance Of your bright, new tomorrow ♪ 721 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,440 ♪ So stand down, Margaret Stand down, please ♪ 722 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,920 ♪ Stand down, Margaret ♪ 723 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,040 ♪ I say stand down, Margaret Stand down, please ♪ 724 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,600 ♪ Stand down, Margaret ♪ 725 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,600 ♪ You tell me how can it work In this all-white law ♪ 726 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,440 ♪ What a short, sharp lesson What a third world war ♪ 727 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,320 ♪ Oh, stand down, Margaret Stand down, please ♪ 728 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,680 ♪ Stand down, Margaret ♪ 729 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,000 ♪ I say stand down, Margaret Stand down, please ♪ 730 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,320 ♪ Stand down, Margaret ♪ 731 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,400 ♪ Come whether you whine or grine ♪ 732 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,920 ♪ I say whether you whine or grine ♪ 733 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,640 ♪ Can you shake it up right on time? ♪ 734 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,160 ♪ I say shake it up right on time ♪ 735 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,440 ♪ First thing she ask If you 'ave your brush ♪ 736 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,080 ♪ If you 'ave your brush You can avoid the rush ♪ 737 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,720 ♪ Come whether you whine or grine ♪ 738 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,560 ♪ Say too much war in the city, yeah ♪ 739 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,160 ♪ Say too much war in the city, whoa ♪ 740 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:42,960 ♪ I sing I said a love and unity The only way ♪ 741 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,320 ♪ And unity, the only way ♪ 742 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,200 ♪ Yeah, ya know ♪ 743 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,600 ♪ You know what? ♪ 744 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,600 ♪ All right ♪ 745 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,480 ♪ Dy-no-mite! ♪