1 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,640 THE LAUGHING LEFT (ALMOST) UNITED 2 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,640 How are you, honey? 3 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,640 Tell me... 4 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,160 ...what if we got married? 5 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,600 It's what you do when you're in love. 6 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,160 -We can be in love without a wedding. -I want more. 7 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,440 That was a real proposal? 8 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,840 -You're pro-marriage? -I'm pro-you. 9 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,160 We're good together, right? It's easy and smooth. 10 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:16,040 -And Salomé adores you. -If it ain't broke, don't fix it. 11 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,040 You know, family, the dress, City Hall, the party... 12 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,280 Who cares about tradition? 13 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,800 Just you and me. 14 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,600 Our witnesses, my daughter, your brother... 15 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,880 We'd need an officiant for the ceremony, but Véro could do it. 16 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,400 Sorry, Philippe. 17 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,800 I might be a feminist witch, but marriage isn't for me. 18 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,520 -Hello. -Hello, sir. 19 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,440 -I saw you on the news... -Yes? 20 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,280 I don't always agree with you, but bravo. 21 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,920 -Thank you. -Do you think the union will succeed? 22 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,520 We're getting there. 23 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:50,840 -Last time, the primaries were divisive. -Because we did things backwards. 24 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,640 Before picking the candidate, we need to decide on a common platform. 25 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,240 Or we vote, but the losers don't support the candidate, 26 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,800 as they disagree on the basics, but in reality, 27 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,880 they disagree with the result of the primary. 28 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,840 -Sorry, sir, may I say something? -Hello. 29 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,840 The platform is a good idea, but with so many different opinions... 30 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,080 Less than with the joint program, when the CP supported the USSR. 31 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,600 We all have the same red line: ecology. 32 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:23,680 It gets different names: planification, revolution, transition... 33 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,560 But it's like cookies and biscuits. 34 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,560 For Europe, nobody on the left is for Frexit. 35 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,920 You won't find anybody who says that 3% is a hard and fast rule. 36 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,280 To me, it seems that Vidal doesn't want a union for now. 37 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,760 For now. 38 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,280 For now, he's giving you the cold-shoulder. 39 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:46,320 He's thinking and so he should. It shouldn't be taken lightly. 40 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,080 When you ask someone to marry you, you need to be patient. 41 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,440 If you walk out because they didn't immediately say yes, 42 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,480 it doesn't really show your love! 43 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:59,080 On the contrary, you need to show determination, passion, 44 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,960 and wait calmly, sure of your joint destiny. 45 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,200 Above all, don't rush them. 46 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,680 Let them mull it over quietly until they say yes. 47 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,840 That's it. 48 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,840 Yes. 49 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:04,280 It's well done. There's a direction, a will. 50 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,120 RICKWAERT'S LEFT 51 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,760 -Enthusiasm. -"We should... we must." 52 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,760 No details or costings. Total artistic blurring. 53 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,560 He'll take France 30 years backwards. 54 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,920 -Luckily, he has no chance. -Seven months before is good timing. 55 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:24,480 -The people will never elect an ex-con. -But they did vote for selection by lot. 56 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,960 Politics is all about space. I know, as I made my own. 57 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,400 A central block between two extremes. This referendum has destroyed it. 58 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:38,840 And Rickwaert, he... is unearthing the left. 59 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,520 Madam President, you will start your campaign today. 60 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,840 No. 61 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,360 I'll make this final year in office a prolific one. 62 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,240 Each day must serve the country. 63 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,720 She hasn't told you? 64 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,280 Not a word on the campaign since the vote. 65 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,600 It's in seven months. She must've decided. 66 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,080 Thorigny has visited five cities in a week! The media is flooded. 67 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,920 -Does she want Thorigny? -If she doesn't run, I'll support you. 68 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,280 But I won't ask for her blessing for you, okay? 69 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,720 Mr. Vidal, please. Over here, Mr. Vidal. 70 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:36,600 My presence here is proof of my solidarity 71 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:40,680 with these unfortunate arrested people whose lives were turned upside down 72 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,080 just for defending their beliefs. 73 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:53,600 Contaminated blood, asbestos, misuse of company assets, corruption, 74 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,480 opaque public procurement... 75 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:00,240 So many scandals in our so-called democracy. 76 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,760 How many prison sentences? 77 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,000 Today, François Mortier, 28 years old, 78 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,600 father to two children, a homecare nurse, 79 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,960 no criminal record, with a wage of 1,200 euros 80 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,480 was sentenced to a year in prison under committal order 81 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,560 for asking to count the "selection by lot" votes at the recent referendum. 82 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:26,400 François Mortier, Marie Chassin, Nabil Boukir, Marianne Robicourt, 83 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,120 Patrice Laroy, Maxime Raynard. 84 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,520 Remember these names, they will be celebrated. 85 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,400 Mr. Mercier, please. 86 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,360 -They were found guilty of violence. -Mr. Mercier! 87 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,680 First, ask where violence comes from. 88 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,080 Refusal to count shows contempt. Contempt for ideas. 89 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,640 What kind of democracy has little regard for ideas? 90 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,880 The law forbids counting "selection by lot" votes. 91 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,360 -Mr. Mercier. -May I? 92 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,320 "The law forbids it." Let's take the example of strikes. 93 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,840 Before it became a right, striking was a crime. 94 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,240 Strikers were shot by law. Was that fair? 95 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,360 The law is the expression of a political balance of power 96 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,400 and you will soon see 97 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,560 that we will count the ballots judged as spoiled. 98 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,200 -Thanks for your support, Mr. Vidal. -See you soon. 99 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,360 -Mr. Mercier! -Mr. Vidal! 100 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:16,360 Mr. Vidal! Please, Mr. Vidal. A question on the left's union. 101 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,200 Do you think this is the time? 102 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,280 Why refuse Rickwaert's outstretched hand? 103 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,640 Outstretched hand? The clowns who come and harass me shouting: 104 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,200 "Don't be stupid, Michel"? Rickwaert and Co. should be with us. 105 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,440 Where are they? In the sculleries, 106 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,720 discussing tactics and mazes of acronyms. 107 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,120 That's where their famous left-wing union ends up: 108 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,440 in the tragic forgetting of those it is meant to defend. 109 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:45,520 No, maybe in half an hour? Not before. 110 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,160 I'll call you when I'm done. 111 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,160 Sorry, I was in a meeting. 112 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:55,800 -Well, at least things are clearer. -Don't give up on Vidal. 113 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,480 Since the call to unite, he's fallen from 19 to 12. 114 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:02,200 -The non-Vidal left is at 17. -It isn't enough. Persevere. Get him in. 115 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,560 Philippe! Vidal is with Mercier. He threw the shit at the fan. 116 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,680 Accept his madness and attack full force. 117 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,760 -It'd confirm an irreconcilable left. -The left is irreconcilable. 118 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:19,200 If Vidal is still on the left. The platform must be changed. 119 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,840 To hunt in Amélie's territory... Thanks. 120 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,240 Daniel, hold your nerve. What's behind "Don't be stupid, Michel"? 121 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,320 First stage, blackmail. Union or siphon. 122 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,400 You said it worked. We siphoned off seven points. 123 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,720 Now, Phase Two. Siphon leads to the union. 124 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,720 If we steal more points, he'll be so low, 125 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,760 he'll give in and join the primary. 126 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,240 I'll be clear: Vidal will never do it. 127 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,080 So why should I take on his crazy plan for free? 128 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,200 I don't get it. You're going round in circles. 129 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,120 You're a candidate in the primaries? 130 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,040 -It's no secret. -Well, then, 131 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,440 if you win, you need to defend the platform. 132 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,200 That's the aim. The winner commits to the platform. 133 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,920 If I win, I couldn't do that. 134 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,520 About Europe in particular. So it must be changed. 135 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:07,800 If you want the SP in the union, of course. 136 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,520 -You'd sabotage the primaries? -As the Greens agree, 137 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,400 we'll just renegotiate the platform together. 138 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:18,280 -It'll be fine, Philippe. -Have you seen the polls? 139 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,240 I'm at 17, not you or some random Green. 140 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,880 Maybe. But we're paying. 141 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,040 "Don't be stupid" was costly, a primary costs even more. 142 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,240 So the platform should at least reflect my opinions. 143 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,840 Union involves compromise. It can't be the same guys making them. 144 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,840 -Hello. -How are you? 145 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,720 -Hello, everyone. -Morning. 146 00:09:54,880 --> 00:10:00,000 All right? Well, I'm on the 8 o'clock news with Lapix. 147 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,200 She'll bring up Mercier. 148 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:08,160 The sentences may seem severe, but I have always stuck to the principle 149 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,600 that I never comment on court decisions, Ms. Lapix. 150 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,600 On pro-Mercier Facebook groups, Vidal's court visit went down well. 151 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:21,080 -He's just trying to save face. -Vidal is like N'Golo Kanté. 152 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:25,440 -The best defender in world soccer. -Another reason not to let him do it. 153 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,080 Mercier's videos are popular with our target audience... 154 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,640 Yes, but we'll quickly move on. 155 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,000 The interview will mainly be about Europe. 156 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,760 -What's new about Europe? -What I will announce. 157 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,640 We're abandoning Frexit. 158 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,760 With our friends in Italy, Poland, Czechia, 159 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,120 Hungary and Austria, who are in power in their countries, 160 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:57,880 we have a historical opportunity to change Europe from within. 161 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,200 -Is this a joke? -Two advantages. 162 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,800 One: without the euro we go under. 163 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,760 As I intend to become president, I won't ruin the country in a month. 164 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,560 I love my country, it's true. It isn't a slogan. 165 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:15,760 Two: Frexit is scary. It cost me victory last time. 166 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,040 It'll siphon votes from the right. 167 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,040 Boudard might support me in the second round. 168 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,920 -It is the end of undemonization. -Or the termination of National Rally. 169 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:33,200 For years, we've said that the eurozone would prevent 70% of our program. 170 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,840 -It's total surrender. -I prefer 30% to nothing at all. 171 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,800 That's what'll happen if we force Frexit. 172 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,120 Not at all. Frexit can help us win. 173 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,120 The country is ready. 174 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,360 Oustism, radicalness everywhere. 175 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,200 Look at Mercier! We're the natural outlet for it all 176 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,360 if we stay anti-establishment. If not, Vidal mops up after us. 177 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,880 I've made my decision. 178 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,160 I hear your arguments, but I make the decisions. 179 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,360 -It's a grave mistake. -We'll only know at the end. 180 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,760 -Our voters... -Enough! 181 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,320 We have seven months. I need my generals with swords drawn, 182 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,680 ready to die in battle. 183 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,480 Anyone with misgivings may leave now. 184 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,000 Any other deserters? 185 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,440 Then let's get to work. 186 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,080 I was with a teenage pop star accused of online plagiarism. 187 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,120 The idiot wants to sue. 188 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,120 Three hours to make him realize that bad buzz would be worse. 189 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,760 It's impossible. 190 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,480 Kalhenberg with Europe, Greens on nuclear power, even Dupraz... 191 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,280 -What does she want? -"Inclusive secularism." 192 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,520 -Of course. -She thinks it'll bring in votes. 193 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,680 Is she a candidate in the primaries too? 194 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,640 Not yet, but while Vidal's away, the mice will play. 195 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,720 They rush in, thinking it's their time. 196 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,880 The polls support you, that's something. 197 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,200 I'm high because I represent unity. 198 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,720 Now that Vidal has stalled, I'll fall again. They all know it. 199 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,560 You'll come out on top in the first round. 200 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,400 They'll ally against me in the second. 201 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,240 The trap I set for Vidal comes back to bite me. I'm a sitting duck. 202 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:36,400 It's true, your force and identity are the union. Start with that. 203 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:41,160 Above all, no break in the narrative. More like ramping up the power. 204 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,600 -A good joint rally. -Philippe, 205 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,640 this conversation has been brewing for a while and it's time for the truth. 206 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:54,280 Except you, Vidal, and a few Mohicans, nobody cares about the program details. 207 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,840 It's awful, almost scary, but that's how it is. 208 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,040 You're running for president. You know how this election goes. 209 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,400 Personalization, incarnation, image, polls. 210 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,640 You can keep avoiding the obstacle, 211 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,800 but you need to confront it, sooner rather than later. 212 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,760 For example, we could invite a few more people to our wedding. 213 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,680 Kalhenberg, Dupraz, Carthaud, a few Greens... 214 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,360 -It's brilliant. -What is the left? 215 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,600 A big family. 216 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:35,840 Who united them? The Pater, the boss. They all came for you. 217 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,840 The left union isn't the platform, it's you. 218 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,720 The picture alone would crush the rest. 219 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:47,080 -On the steps of Dunkirk City Hall. -Political and tabloid media together. 220 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,160 Stories about your laborer origins. 221 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,720 That'll hurt Vidal. The only one not there, the grouch. 222 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:57,080 That'll siphon his votes. I could get 20% and push him below ten. 223 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,400 After the wedding, we'll announce the candidacy at your peak. 224 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:05,360 You'll smash it all: the platform and the primaries. 225 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,920 And I'm the Black Baron. 226 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,200 -I'll call you back. -Have you seen this? 227 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,840 FOREWORD BY LÉANDRA TALLIER, MEP COMING SOON 228 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,400 "You reproach NF's national preferences, 229 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,480 accept that immigrant preferences are contested." 230 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,200 "Whether the Great Replacement is done by governments, 231 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,600 or happens spontaneously, it doesn't make a difference, 232 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,400 it exists and must be stopped." 233 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,200 None of those are in my book. 234 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,560 I challenge you to find a single racist word. 235 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,720 Maybe, but they are all by the author of your book's foreword. 236 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:59,360 -Léandra Tallier is racist. -These statements are shocking. 237 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,160 You know... 238 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:08,400 some of my followers criticized our recent improvised press conference. 239 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,720 "Vidal is an irresponsible politician too. 240 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,280 He has been an MP, a senator, a minister... 241 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:18,240 He has been elected his entire life. He built his career on it." 242 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,040 Hold on... 243 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,120 -I can find their comments. -That's okay. I'm good at guessing. 244 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,440 Here is my answer: 245 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,320 "We wanted to unite society around an idea. 246 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,840 Reinstalling democracy 247 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,240 and power to the people by implementing selection by lot systems. 248 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,440 Must uniting start with excluding? 249 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:43,120 Michel Vidal supports our cause, but must we filter political tendencies?" 250 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:49,080 Michel, everybody gets the same treatment. 251 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:53,480 We can't say: "I won't discuss with you, as you are this or that." 252 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:58,400 When you call a racist a "dirty racist", they will remain as such. 253 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,840 But if you talk with them, they can change. They're human after all. 254 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,680 We mustn't discriminate opinions. 255 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,280 You, for example, 256 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:12,000 often say that you want to gain votes from National Front supporters. 257 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:21,040 I'll say it how I see it. You're like a teenager in politics. 258 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:27,360 You swing from joy to revolt. You have the courage... 259 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:32,400 the freshness, the naivety necessary to fight tooth and nail, 260 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:37,160 but adolescence can also be aimless. 261 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:41,760 Firstly, racism is not an opinion but a crime. 262 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,680 Secondly, Léandra Tallier is not a simple MP 263 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,600 who lost her way at NF, but a staunch nationalist. 264 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:52,600 Thirdly, I will never accept a link between her and myself 265 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:57,320 after dedicating my whole life to defending the Lumières. Grow up! 266 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,160 Forgive me, I'm lecturing you. Forget it. 267 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,600 It's my fault. I disrespected you without realizing. 268 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,720 Christophe, you have an audience. 269 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:22,760 You are a guiding light for many lost souls humiliated by the system. 270 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:29,000 For the presidential election, those people will have two options: 271 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:34,640 either Chalon, who wants to screen our fellow citizens according to origin, 272 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:39,960 or myself, who proposes a constituent with citizens selected by lot. 273 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,960 I understand, Michel. 274 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,600 The studies are clear: two glasses a day is fine. 275 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,240 If it's good, then it comes recommended. 276 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,280 -WHO has our backs, my dear! -Yes, Malika. 277 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,960 Great. I'll be right down. I have to go. 278 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:12,080 The terrorist threat level? I bet it's Skype with Putin. 279 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,720 Not even close. A gallery opening at City Hall. 280 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,880 -That sounds dull. -No doubt it will be. 281 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,800 I'll watch Game of Thrones on your top-of-the-range projector then. 282 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,560 Seeing as you're abandoning me, I may as well make the most of it. 283 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,920 -Nonsense. -It's true. 284 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,480 -I feel very sad and lonely. -Then come with me. 285 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,680 -Seriously? -Yes. 286 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,160 He started by saying the wedding calendar for Dunkirk 287 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,200 was already finalized and he couldn't replace his deputy 288 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,280 unless he married you himself. 289 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,040 The architect of the left union married by the right. 290 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,240 Can you imagine? No. So I sent an official letter. 291 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,440 No response after one week. 292 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,560 I texted him saying if I took as long to answer his grant requests, 293 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:06,400 he would be just as angry as me. Bingo. He gave in. 294 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,200 Philippe, you've begged me for weeks to officiate the wedding 295 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,280 and you're playing on your phone! 296 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,200 I'm not, I'm talking to Amélie. 297 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,520 You must've noticed. 298 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,680 I had to congratulate her. A typical bobo, but they're good together. 299 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,720 -He's quite handsome. -It's the message that's important. 300 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,800 Being seen with a guy, for a control freak like her, 301 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,560 means she won't be running. 302 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,720 -Of course. -I'll be against Thorigny. 303 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,800 A good old Liberal with a CEO's head. 304 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:46,720 It isn't quite a walk in the park, but space is opening up for me. 305 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,320 Nothing can touch me now. My best friend is going to marry me! 306 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,720 I'm so happy. Thank you. 307 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,000 What did Amélie say? 308 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,000 "Thank you for your kind message. 309 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,800 I'm sorry for not saying earlier that you and Naïma make a lovely couple. 310 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,200 -Best wishes to you both, Amélie." -Classy. 311 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:09,640 Politics makes her obtuse. She's actually a lovely person. 312 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,440 I would if I could, but you know how it is. 313 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:19,000 Sorry, Mr. Mayor, isn't it up to you? It's your name, your free will. 314 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,960 It's a bit more complicated. 315 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,840 -Last time, you supported Lionel Chalon. -Precisely. 316 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,440 The right in power really made me pay for it. 317 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,800 Before, there was a bus every hour. 318 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,680 Now, it's three times a day if we're lucky. 319 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,120 They say it isn't related. "Cutting costs." 320 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,680 That's what we want to change if we win. Restore public services to rural areas. 321 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,960 Make France a nation of equality. 322 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,640 Sir, I'll take care of the irresponsible politicians. 323 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,320 A good clear out. Trust me, I won't disappoint. 324 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,320 -But I need your help. -I'll likely vote for you, 325 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,520 but in the meantime, I have a village to keep afloat. 326 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,840 For that, I need support from the local authorities. 327 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,240 Who runs those authorities? The big parties. 328 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,320 I'm sorry, but I can't. 329 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,160 124 signatures, but they are only promises. 330 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,680 -For the last sponsorship campaign... -Wait. 331 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,920 Friends, I wanted you to see the tyranny of the system with your own eyes. 332 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:27,000 As you heard from the mouth of this brave mayor, the dice are loaded. 333 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,640 Blackmail, intimidation, retaliation measures, extortion... 334 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,800 Anything goes. We are living in a mafia dictatorship. 335 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,520 We must reinstate democracy 336 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,680 by freeing ourselves from power thieves. That is my program. 337 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:45,120 Christophe Mercier on the streets of our great country. 338 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,040 The greatest in the world. Stand strong. 339 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:53,960 Share and keep sharing. Everyone must know the truth. 340 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,160 Well played. 341 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,880 Now, it's three times a day if we're lucky. 342 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,640 They say it isn't related. "Cutting costs." I'm not an idiot. 343 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:15,840 That's what we want to change if we win. Restore public services to rural areas. 344 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,640 Make France a nation of equality. 345 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,240 Sir, I'll take care of the irresponsible politicians. 346 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,280 A good clear out. Trust me, I won't disappoint... 347 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:20,200 We're screwed. Out of three weather apps, two forecast rain. 348 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:24,000 Forget the apps, they aren't from Dunkirk. I said it'll be sunny. 349 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,720 They say it'll be windy. The marquee will get blown away! 350 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,440 -I love it when you freak out. -I'm not freaking out, I'm organizing. 351 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,920 Come here. 352 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,120 Freaking out is normal. I freak out too. 353 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,600 But I have an advantage: I've done hundreds of weddings. 354 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,680 I know the protocol inside out, that helps to anticipate. 355 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,920 Let's rehearse. It'll settle the nerves. 356 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,280 It starts with Article 212. 357 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:58,520 "The spouses pledge mutual respect, fidelity, help and assistance." 358 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:04,520 Then... it's 213. That's about kids, we'll skip that. 359 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,160 214. "If the matrimonial agreements do not regulate 360 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,320 the spousal contribution to the expenses of the marriage, 361 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,520 they shall contribute in proportion to their respective faculties, etc." 362 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,560 Then we quickly come to 363 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:23,960 "the moment that unites us in this majestic space..." No! "Majestic room." 364 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,560 "Mr. Philippe Rickwaert, do you take 365 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:33,840 Ms. Naïma Meziani to be your lawful wedded husband... Wife! 366 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Here, before you." 367 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,040 Yes. 368 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,560 "Ms. Naïma Meziani, 369 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,920 do you take Mr. Philippe Rickwaert to be your lawful wedded husband? 370 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,400 Here, before you." 371 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,040 Yes. 372 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,440 Yes! Say it again. 373 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,920 -Yes. Yes. -Yes. Yes. 374 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,240 It is with great emotion, impossible to hide... 375 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,160 ...that I have the honor of welcoming you all 376 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,720 to celebrate the union of Ms. Naïma Meziani 377 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,240 and Mr. Philippe Rickwaert. It's emotional as... 378 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,920 it is not only a personal friend that I have the privilege of marrying, 379 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,360 but also the former mayor of our city, Dunkirk. 380 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:25,800 Dear Naïma, dear Philippe, I don't need to say that you are home. 381 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,880 -Look who's here. -It's Vidal. 382 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,680 -It's Vidal. -What's he doing here? 383 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,520 Please. Please! 384 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,880 Among the symbols attached to this republican union that is marriage, 385 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:54,280 I have always been partial to leaving the doors of this room open... 386 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:59,280 -Seriously? -...for all citizens, if they so wish, 387 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,760 -to witness... -I love you, Mr. President. 388 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,760 The Commission intends to lower the CAP's budget. 389 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,600 The question is by how much? There's talk of 10%. 390 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,120 -That's a lot. -Too much. 391 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,280 The Swedes say it's testing the waters to get less than 5%. 392 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,960 At a time where the agricultural sector needs significant investment, 393 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,960 -1% is too much. -I think the key is... 394 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,720 Watch out, the baddies are coming! 395 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,480 Gather round for a photo. 396 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,600 -Oh, yes. -My darling. 397 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,800 Oh, yeah? 398 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,640 Over here! One for me and one for you. 399 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,360 It wasn't me! 400 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,280 -...eat some grass. -You all right, Dad? 401 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,600 -Are you well? -Yes. 402 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,040 You did the right thing. 403 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,080 -I'd have done the same thing. -It had to be done. 404 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,480 The groom! 405 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,160 Better still, the groom's father! 406 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,240 Let me introduce you to a big fan. 407 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,440 -Pleasure, Mr. Rickwaert. -We've met before. 408 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,000 In 1990. The great strike at Dunkirk's autonomous port. 409 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,200 -We got you up on that crane. -Oh, yes! 410 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,920 -You see, he remembers. I told you. -Yes. 411 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,880 I haven't voted since '83, after Mitterrand's betrayal. 412 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:37,400 But last time, I voted for you. I thought: "He's a true red." 413 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,000 -Thank you. -We sang too. 414 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:43,800 -Yes. -Leave the machines 415 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,400 Get out, workers 416 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,080 March on, march on 417 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,960 Prepare to fight 418 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,160 Flags hoisted and weapons loaded 419 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,520 Quick march, advance to attack 420 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,160 We must win the world! 421 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,640 Workers, stand up! 422 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,720 With your dad it was a crane, you want to get me on that platform. 423 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,160 That's one way of seeing it. 424 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,400 How will we do it? Where's your platform? 425 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,840 -Maybe this isn't the time. -Why not? 426 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,640 We're here. Make the most of it. 427 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,880 You've been saying for months 428 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,960 that you can get everyone to agree in under ten minutes. Do it. 429 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,200 ...the wrath of the masses 430 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,920 In London, in Paris, Budapest and Berlin 431 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,600 Seize the power, army of workers 432 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,160 Take your revenge, 433 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,840 army of workers 434 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,360 The best of us 435 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,720 died in battle 436 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,840 Beaten, knocked down, chained 437 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,040 in labor camps 438 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,720 We have no fear of torture and death 439 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,560 Forward, workers Let us be ready and strong 440 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,960 Forward, workers 441 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,840 Let us be ready and strong 442 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,600 Bravo! 443 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,880 Yes! 444 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,120 See what we're missing? Why did you leave me again? 445 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,400 -I left you? -Like an old piece of shit. 446 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,600 I am but a shadow of my former self. 447 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,240 -I am adrift. -Don't drift too much! 448 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,720 Sorry. 449 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,840 He took my word, the old scoundrel. 450 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,720 He's in the photo. It deserves a meeting. 451 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,840 He'll have to wait for Monday. 452 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,880 What if tomorrow, Vidal says you won't negotiate? 453 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,600 I won't hold a meeting on our wedding day! 454 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,120 Our real wedding was this morning in the bedroom. 455 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,080 PLATFORM TO UNITE THE LEFT AND THE ECOLOGISTS 456 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:10,320 It's not bad. Except the title which stinks of naphthalene. 457 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:15,760 -Why not a "For a Popular Federation"? -Fine. Does everyone agree? 458 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,520 There's no "ecology" which was to be the union's glue. 459 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,280 I won't impose a reference to communism, but there's no "left" either. 460 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,600 The people haven't identified with the left for some time. 461 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,440 Due to hearing it's the same as the right. 462 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:33,160 What about "social"? "For a popular, social and ecological federation." 463 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,360 -"Ecological and social." -Okay. 464 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,160 Now the elephant in the room: Europe. 465 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,360 -I'll have a coffee. Not a lot to ask. -What's the problem? 466 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,880 "Leaving the treaties" isn't leaving Europe. 467 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,720 It is. What is Europe? Treaties. 468 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,040 We're just taking green spending out of the deficit calculation. 469 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,360 -That's all. -I think austerity should be abolished, 470 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,920 but since Philippe has taken 70% of my program, 471 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,720 I'm willing to limit the arm wrestling to ecology. 472 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,960 -You're the block, Daniel. -No, Véro, it's reality. 473 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,640 -The reality is a climate time bomb. -Exactly. 474 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,640 We need Europe! Leaving is the last thing we need. 475 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800 -Nobody wants to leave. -Okay. 476 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,400 Imagine we push the deficit to 5%. What happens then? 477 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,560 Other countries copy us. 478 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:22,360 The great French nation lights the way for the lost people of Europe. 479 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,640 In less pompous terms, they'll catch us to renegotiate the treaties. 480 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,040 -Europe is nothing without France. -Except in reality, 481 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,680 they'll hit us with a fine for excessive deficit. 482 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,040 -We won't pay. -Of course... 483 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,040 Why bother? No respect for anything! 484 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,480 That's what I've been saying. An uncontrolled voyage 485 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,320 to leaving Europe. Well, I won't be joining you. 486 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,600 How much is the fine? 487 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,480 Between 0.2 and 0.5% of GDP: five to ten billion. 488 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,840 And we're fighting over ten billion? It needs to be paid. 489 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,120 We're infringing on the 3%, but only for ecology. 490 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,840 Pay the fines and we stay. 491 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,240 We leave the logic, but not the treaties. 492 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,040 Michel? 493 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,600 It's giving the finger to Brussels. 494 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:20,760 The sanctions system is reinterpreted as a right to disobey. Bravo, Philippe. 495 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,400 Shame that the SP is dead, you'd have been a great First Secretary. 496 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,520 An excellent overview. 497 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,360 Champagne! It's my wedding after all! 498 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,400 To marriage! 499 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,040 He comes in with a hit, I dodge, 500 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,600 a hit to the stomach, a right hook and he falls. 501 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,840 He was six feet tall! I still have marks on my knuckles. 502 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Yeah, right. That's not what Dad said. 503 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,320 A bottle, please. Can you bring a case into the house, please? 504 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,920 Thank you. 505 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,680 -You both look lovely. -Where have you been? 506 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,080 There are always things to sort out at a wedding! 507 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,440 What? 508 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,040 -Really? -Someone got annoyed that there was... 509 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,480 -...he'd smack him... -He's a bit old. 510 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,880 -...dirty socialist traitor. -Is that clear? 511 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,000 Have you seen Mercier's video? 512 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,920 When he compares us to a cancer, or when he filmed that poor mayor? 513 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,720 No, the one where he criticizes the anti-democratic system 514 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,720 of the 500 signatures. 515 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,200 Do you remember my score at the last presidential election? 516 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,800 -You never let us forget: 14.8. -But you may have forgotten 517 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,520 the number of backers I obtained: 507. Seven signatures less 518 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,000 and I couldn't have run. 519 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,680 Six million citizens would've been deprived of my candidacy. 520 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,960 -So what? -Mercier's candidacy is legitimate. 521 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,840 It is our responsibility to say it. 522 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,360 -Come on. -Unbelievable. You idiot. 523 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,720 -Champagne! -He has relapsed. 524 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,560 Support Mercier! I warned you. The best jokes come to an end. 525 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,920 -What's going on? -Our central task is uniting the people. 526 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,680 To do that, we must answer the only important question: 527 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,000 are we for the people or for oligarchy? 528 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,760 So it's our attitude to Mercier which is revealing? 529 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,160 -It makes sense. -You're crazy. 530 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,480 Daniel, let's listen. Michel, 531 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,440 we have a constituent with selection by lot and recognition of blank ballots. 532 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,360 We'll be lucky if 1,000 layabouts bother to read it. 533 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,760 We need strong action. A call to all elected officials so that Mercier 534 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,800 gets his 500 signatures, as his candidacy is legitimate. 535 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,360 Now listen here, my polls aren't great, 536 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,040 but I guarantee that no member of Blum's party 537 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,440 -will back that Nazi Mercier! -Oh, yes! 538 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,320 I'd like to be like you, Nazi or not Nazi. 539 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,000 -It'd be refreshing. -I'll teach you. 540 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,080 Mercier is a Nazi and you're in on it! 541 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,320 -What did you say? -Nazi collaborator! 542 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,880 -A Gestapo jerk! -Calm down! 543 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,040 -SS ass kisser! -Stop it! 544 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,560 -That's enough! -Forty years in service 545 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:20,560 and I get called a Nazi by the snooty middle classes! I'm too old. 546 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,880 -Get him, Daniel will apologize. -Over my dead body. 547 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,560 Are you a total idiot? You want the responsibility of de-unity? 548 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:31,360 Enough from you. Your fake wedding to screw us over was borderline, 549 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,080 but Mercier? Never! 550 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,640 Vidal was cuckolded by Mercier! He needs help to save face. 551 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,760 By allowing this Nazi Mercier to run? 552 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,720 We'll tell our elected officials that it is to secure Vidal. 553 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,440 Can you see me getting signatures for Mercier? 554 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,160 When Aurore brings him back, apologize to him. 555 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:54,320 And you should apologize to me too. My marriage is not fake at all. 556 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,760 Michel! Michel! 557 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,200 -He wants to apologize. -He could run through the capital naked 558 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,360 saying he wants my kids, nothing changes. 559 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,080 We can't win the presidential elections with their left-wing union. 560 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:17,000 -Why not? -Because the revolution has begun. 561 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,880 How does Lenin define a revolutionary situation? 562 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,720 "Bottoms don't want and the tops cannot." 563 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,880 That's it. "The tops cannot." 564 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,960 The State is destroyed after 30 years of neo-liberalism. 565 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,200 The social link is dislocated such that 566 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,800 the President can't even run for election. 567 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,280 "Bottoms don't want." People challenge our institutions, 568 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,800 detest politicians, hate the media, suspect police, the justice system, 569 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,600 such that the bond holding society together will snap: 570 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,320 consent to state authority. 571 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,560 Lenin also says there is a chance event 572 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,840 that triggers an avalanche, leading to revolution. 573 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,680 -That chance event has already happened. -What's that? 574 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,160 Mercier's arrival. Tens of thousands of people 575 00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,880 who were politically disconnected rushed to the ballot boxes 576 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,720 shouting: "Get them out, we'll do it ourselves." 577 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,920 -That isn't about to stop. -If that's a revolution... 578 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,960 That's where Robespierre comes in useful. 579 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:14,640 A revolution consists of two stages: one destructive, and one reconstructive. 580 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,760 Mercier is the first, I'm the second. 581 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,160 -You want an alliance with Mercier? -Not at all. 582 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,640 You want us to help with his 500 signatures! 583 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,880 To show that I am anti-establishment. 584 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,240 What will Mercier's supporters do? They'll vote for the one 585 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,680 who broke the old left's endless debate 586 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,720 by denouncing Mercier's demonization, and that's me. 587 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,800 What if Mercier gets the signatures? 588 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,560 Impossible. The system he criticizes exists. 589 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:46,040 Léandra Tallier will get him 150 signatures. 350 short. 590 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,960 The path to power is starting to clear. The hardest is yet to come. 591 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:55,360 Chin up! I'm not worried, but I must stay focused. 592 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,520 Even if Philippe wins the primary for the left, he's trapped. 593 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,720 After siphoning Mercier, the tactical vote is in your favor. 594 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,280 You'll siphon the old left and what'll they get? Not even 5%. 595 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,080 Aurore, the revolution has begun. 596 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:15,920 It is the only moment in history where revolutionaries have a role to play. 597 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,360 Michel, wait! 598 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,840 Philippe! 599 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,320 Your dad just saw them in the parking lot. 600 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,600 -Michel! -Hi, Philippe! 601 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,800 What a lovely wedding! 602 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,440 With the country's weight on your back, you fall straight to sleep. 603 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,600 Now that you'll soon be free, you can't sleep. 604 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,320 Wait here. 605 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,800 Problem... solution. 606 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,640 -I am the President of France, Olivier. -I know. 607 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,560 France needs you to sleep. 608 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,600 Don't worry, it's very soft. 609 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,280 Personally produced by a friend from college. 610 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,720 Natural, no GMOs... 611 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,480 Truly organic. 612 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,600 -Two drags and you'll sleep like a baby. -You got that in? 613 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:21,840 Yes. Small remark: security is a bit lax. 614 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,800 You can start at any age. I started at 25. 615 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,520 I had to write an article, but my mind was blank. 616 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,960 I was really stressed. I wandered the streets of Paris. 617 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,720 I ended up in a bar. I got chatting to the bartender. 618 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:46,320 He gave me my first joint. It got rid of all my stress. 619 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,240 I went home and wrote all night. 620 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,840 The quality wasn't great, I'll admit. Avoid it before a rally. 621 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,080 -But sometimes, it comes in handy. -This is handy... 622 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,000 -A Gestapo jerk! -Calm down! 623 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,280 -A Gestapo jerk! -Calm down! 624 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,640 -A Gestapo jerk! -Calm down! 625 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,600 -A Gestapo jerk! -Calm down! 626 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,960 You know that I'm progressive. 627 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,960 I place nothing above the necessity of fairness. 628 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:22,040 Unemployment, although lower, remains too high. 629 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,640 This is not fair. 630 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,000 Purchasing power, despite being on the increase, 631 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,920 remains weak for many people who work, and work hard. 632 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,440 This is not fair. Education, 633 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,440 which should be the first lever to liberation, 634 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,960 reproduces the inequalities of birth. This is not fair. 635 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,400 Fellow citizens, to correct this injustice, 636 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,960 these inequalities, these gashes in the republican pact, 637 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,880 I have decided to stand for re-election as president. 638 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,640 You have already heard this profession of faith, 639 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,040 "redistribution happens now." 640 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,650 All too often, this attractive promise 641 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,640 smashes against the wall of financial hardship. 642 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,640 Two terms for two stages of action. 643 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:15,080 First, purification in order to redistribute in justice. 644 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:20,160 At the same time, we must take up the biggest challenge of our time: ecology. 645 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,080 Preserving biodiversity and in the end, humanity. 646 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,280 Victor Hugo once said: 647 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:31,000 "When France meets an idea, they'll travel the world together." 648 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,680 That is my plan. 649 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,480 This is why, if you put your trust in me once again, 650 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:42,160 France will be exempt from the 3% rule for green investments. 651 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:48,760 I'd like to say one last thing, on a subject dear to our hearts: democracy. 652 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:54,720 I know some believe it to be artificial or describe our country as dictatorship. 653 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,680 While the debate is raging, let us conduct it transparently, 654 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:03,120 for all to see, as part of the electoral process. 655 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:07,920 This is why I now sincerely address our nation's elected officials 656 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:15,040 to allow the candidacy of Mr. Christophe Mercier, not to mention names. 657 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,560 As no, in France there are no forbidden debates. 658 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:23,840 In France there is no system targeted at stifling the debate of ideas. 659 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,160 In France, there are views of the world 660 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,560 which are expressed and made clear by the people's vote. 661 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,000 Combining continuity and disruption is impressive, 662 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,000 but bluffing Mercier's signatures was incredible. 663 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,680 It wasn't a bluff. 664 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,720 I want him to get his 500 backers and you'll take care of it. 665 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,800 Mercier will act as a double siphon on the two extremes. 666 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,320 He'll compete with both Chalon and Vidal. 667 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,280 They'll learn the hard way what anti-establishment means. 668 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,960 The nutcracker is back. I'm in a vise between Vidal and Amélie. 669 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,680 They'll smash me up and share out the crumbs. 670 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,240 You can loosen the vise. 671 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,680 You need a new way of reading the situation. 672 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,440 You're center-left, the balancing point. 673 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,680 Presidency isn't my dream. I haven't thought about it since school. 674 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,800 I'm an activist. 675 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,880 I led the fight to build a union. I lost, that's the game. 676 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,120 I must accept that. There is one thing I mustn't do! 677 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,400 Add division to division. 678 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,640 I've always advocated the union. I have coherence, an identity, a loyalty. 679 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,000 That comes before my ego. It'll pay off one day. 680 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,640 The cursed prophet of the left-wing union. 681 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,040 -There are worse fates. -It reminds me of someone. 682 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,760 Trotsky. He put coherence before everything else. 683 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,280 He lost power within a year and got an ice axe in his skull. 684 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,400 We're talking about walking the desert for six years. 685 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,480 Times have changed. The long-term doesn't exist anymore. 686 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,520 If you don't do it now, they'll bury you. 687 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,040 You won't be vintage, you'll be a relic. 688 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,640 Subtitle translation: Elaine Scott www.sdimedia.com