- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[rock music]
♪
- Okay, let's see what we got.
Kale, tofu, "quin-oh-uh"?
- I think it's called quinoa.
- [munches, spits]
I'd call it "keen-blah."
All this rabbit food can only mean one thing:
Lori's on another health-food kick.
- [sighs]
No wonder her skin glows
like a Caribbean sunset!
- Are you picturing her on the beach again?
- Uh, no.
- Ooh, peanut butter!
Now we're talking!
[cups rattling] [smacks lips]
- Ew, Lincoln!
Have a little class!
- That's all for sports.
And now, the weather.
- [belches]
- It's cloudy with a chance of you're disgusting.
- [sighs] My whole life is like this.
- What are you talking about, Lincoln?
You got it made.
One guy surrounded by ten awesome sisters!
- Oh, Clyde.
Sweet, innocent Clyde.
[light music]
[toilet flushes]
[hair dryer blowing]
Finally!
Gah! Forgot my loofah.
[screeching] Dang it!
Mom, I'm off to meet Ronnie Anne!
all: You're meeting Ronnie Anne? - [screams]
- In that shirt? - Ho, ho, you call that posture?
[all talking] - What about your hair?
- Are you wearing clean underwear?
- Okay, people, I'm accepting ideas
on how we should spend the day.
- Ooh! Ooh! We could go to Dairyland.
all: [buzzer noise] - Okay.
How about Gus' Games N' Grub?
all: [buzzer noise] - How about--
all: [buzzer noise]
- I know someplace we'd all like.
[lively music]
♪
- Ow, ow, ow! Thumb cramp!
all: Aww, poor Linky.
- Oh, here's Bun Bun.
- Let Lily kiss your boo boo better!
both: Gauze! Stat!
- Clear! - [screams]
[zapping]
- Hm, I see your point.
- I tell ya, Clyde,
sometimes I wish I had ten brothers.
- And I wish you would not eat
our communal peanut butter with your booger-picking finger.
- See what I mean? - Hmm.
- [smacks lips]
Aah!
- I've been pondering your wish from earlier.
- My wish?
- Yes, I think I can help you out.
This wristwatch can transport you to an alternate dimension
in which you'll have ten brothers.
- Right...
Lisa, I think you've been playing
with too many kiddy chemicals.
[chiming, whooshing]
Holy moly! Awesome!
Wait. Why are you doing this for me?
- I need beta-testers.
Now, are we doing this or am I sending Lana
to a dimension where she's a toad?
- Oh, we're doing it!
- One word of caution:
you only have 24 hours to return home.
Otherwise, you'll be stuck there forever.
- Got it. [beeping]
Let's do this! - Good luck.
I gotta go break the bad news to Lana.
- [screams]
Hmm.
This doesn't look like a different dimension.
- That is literally LOL.
Hurry up, Loni, time to go!
- [crashing] Ooh! Whoa.
Loki, who moved the doorway?
- I'm ready, brah! [strums guitar]
Let's rock!
- I "wooden" miss it!
[laughs] Good one, Mrs. Coconuts.
- 62! Hut! - Uh. Sigh.
[horn honks] - Quit honking, Lexx,
or you'll get a frog down your pants!
[tires screech] - Touch me and I'm telling!
[beeps horn] Mom!
[clamoring, muffled shouts]
- Can you Cro-Magnons diminish the cacophony
so our youngest sibling can suspend consciousness?
both: Speak English, Levi.
- Shut your pie-holes so Leon can nap!
- Holy moly.
[clamoring, all talking]
- Will you be joining us, Lincoln?
- Ugh, where are we going? The mall?
[all scoff, laugh] - Yeah, right.
- You're literally hilarious, Lincoln.
We're going to Dairyland.
It was your idea. - Sweet!
My sisters would never all want to go to Dairyland!
- Ooh! Sisters?
- Uh, you know, the nuns.
They hate amusement parks.
[laughs nervously]
[all cheering]
- Yes! Dairyland was awesome!
- Great idea, Lincoln.
- Yeah, way to go, bro.
[all speaking at once] - You're the man, Lincoln!
- [belches] Whoops, sorry.
- You should be sorry...
'cause that was weak!
[belches]
- Ha, that was nothing. Check this.
[farts with armpit]
- Oh, yeah?
Well, nothing beats the real thing.
[farts]
[all cheer, laugh]
Chow time, boys.
- Gus' Games N' Grub? No way!
- Five pies for ten guys!
- I sure hope Mom and Dad gave us enough dough.
[laughs] Get it?
- Sorry, I'm touching the pizza with my booger-picking finger.
- Are you kidding me?
You use your finger for your booger picking?
I use my thumb!
- Really? - Any digit is acceptable.
- Really? I use my toe. - I use this one.
[tires screech] - There's my army.
How was Dairyland?
- [kisses] It was awesome!
- [kisses] Hi, Mom.
- [kisses, burps] Bye, Mom!
- Hey, boys. - Pile on Dad!
- [screaming]
- We got you! - Say uncle.
- I thought he was our dad. - Uncle!
[all clamoring]
- [groaning] Sometimes I wonder
what it would be like to have daughters.
- Only 12 more hours.
I wish this didn't have to end.
Wait, why does it have to?
What if I didn't go back?
[indistinct chatter]
Guys, guess what! I'm staying!
- Okay. - Whatever.
- [belches] - Hang on, bros!
Let me grab my hockey stick.
Uh!
Uh, hey... [all yelling]
Lynn, heh, where's my room?
- Right where it always is, weirdo.
- Three of us live in here? [crow caws]
- Where else would we sleep?
The linen closet? [laughs]
- Hey, where's Bun Bun?
- Luke flushed him.
- Lars gave him a very dignified funeral.
- Thank you.
- Not Bun Bun!
- Well... [yawns]
Night, bro.
[punches] - Ow!
[bats chirp] [screams]
- Oh, there's my bat colony.
[birds chirping]
[screams] [thud]
Uh. Oh. - One for waking me.
[punches, grunts] - Ow.
- And one for scratching my coffin.
[punches, thud] - Ow.
- No line for the bathroom? Sweet!
[screams]
Ah! Ahh!
- [yawns] What's your damage, bro?
You woke me up. - Look!
The bathroom is disgusting! - You're right, bro.
We can't live like this!
Let's go clean it. We'll start with the toilet!
- Huh? Hey, hey, hey!
- Swirly time, dude! - [screaming]
[laughter]
- How's it going, "Stinkon"?
[all laughing]
[thud] - Ow!
- Aw, you're fine. Shake it off.
- Leon, you wanna kiss my boo boo
and make it better?
- [chomps] - Ow!
- [laughs] - Kiss your boo boo?
[all laugh]
- [sucking]
Does nobody do laundry?
- Oh, yeah. Got a winner.
- Uh, why are you guys wearing my shirts?
- Duh, 'cause ours were dirty.
- Well, now I don't have any clean ones,
and I'm supposed to hang out with Ronnie Anne!
- Ooh, the prince needs a clean shirt
when he sees his princess!
all: Ooh! [all laughing]
- Cut it out, guys.
- You know, if you wear your pants higher,
you won't need a shirt.
[laughs]
- Thanks a lot.
Now I need clean underwear too.
- [laughs] I'm just playing, bro.
- Ah, Come on. I just combed my hair!
- Ooh!
[all teasing]
- Pile on Romeo!
- [screams] [thud]
[all yelling]
- Guys, Dutch oven, Loud-house style!
[cheering, farting]
Say uncle! - Uncle!
[cheering] - Stinky.
- [coughs, cracks back]
Remember what I said about staying here forever?
Yeah, that's not happening.
[poof] Phew!
I still have five minutes to get back!
Where is it? - Whoa!
Check out this sweet watch!
- Hey, that's mine!
- Finders, keepers, loser.
- No! I need that!
[thud]
- [laughs] Keep away with Uncle Lincoln's watch!
- Oops! [all teasing]
- You guys, this is serious!
[all laughing, teasing]
- Pile on Dad! - [screams]
[all yell]
- Uncle, uncle, uncle!
- Phew, just in time.
- Hey, Stinkin', I almost forgot something.
[laughs]
- [sighs] [whooshing]
[screams]
[grunts]
My room. Bun Bun!
It worked!
[light switch clicks] - Are you okay?
Did you have a nightmare?
- Ahh! It didn't work!
- You want some water? - Aww.
- How about warm milk? - Do you want some water?
- Wait, why are they being nice to me?
- Aw, want us to stay until you fall asleep, Linka?
- Linka?
I'm in the wrong dimension!
[screams]
Oh, thank goodness it was all just a nightmare.
- We heard you scream! Are you okay?
- Here's Bun Bun, Linky! - Lily will kiss it
and make it better. - Thanks, guys.
You're the best. - [kisses]
- It's good to be home.
I'll never complain about having sisters again.
- Wait, what?
- I mean, you know, the nuns.
- Lincoln, is this yours? It fell on the floor.
- [screams]
- That was literally mine. You are so gonna pay!
- Please don't stick my head down the toilet!
- What? I meant with money.
- Oh, of course. That's more than fair.
- [scoffs] Breaking Lori's watch?
You, sir, have no class!
- I'm so glad my sisters are nothing like my brothers.
- Hey, Lincoln. I almost forgot something.
[laughs]
- Except for Lynn.
[rock music]