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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Subtract Chunk's roadie fee,
cost of guitar strings,
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all of Sully's sunflower seeds.
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That leaves us
a grand total of...
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[suspenseful music]
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$93.
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[all groan]
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Not even close to enough
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for the new speaker system
we want.
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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all: [sigh]
Sweet.
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We'll have to dream on.
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It'll take a zillion years
to earn enough dough.
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[door creaks]
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Hey, it's the Moon Goats,
my favorite "baaa-nd"!
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Badum-tss.
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[clears throat]
Everybody, look the other way.
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I can't chance any squealers.
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You too, toots.
Mr. C trusts no one.
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Oh.
- Wait.
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Isn't Luan Mr. Coconuts?
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I've stopped asking.
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Cannonball!
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all: Whoa!
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Dude, is that all
from those kiddie parties
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you've been performing at?
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You bet.
They're a real gold mine.
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Parents pay big bucks
for toddler entertainment.
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[spitting]
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Nothing like a dip
in the old Cash-cific Ocean.
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[laughs]
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You thinking what
I'm thinking, Moon Goats?
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Yeah, but I forgot
my swim shorts.
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Wait, we're not all thinking
we want to swim in the money?
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, Luan, any chance
you could hook us up
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with some of your clients?
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We could use the extra cash.
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- Sure, I'd be happy to.
- You're the best, sis!
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I can already hear
those sick new speakers!
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[all cheering]
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Hey, let me out of here!
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Oh.
[laughs]
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Sorry.
That's all my "vault."
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You're lucky I peeked
and saw the combination.
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And that's why Mr. C
trusts no one!
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Happy fourth birthday,
Caitlin and Amanda!
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪
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♪ I got no time
for turning it down ♪
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♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪
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[children crying]
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Okay, so apparently,
our regular songs
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are not a big hit
with the kiddie crowd,
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but I got an idea.
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We are gonna have to write
some new tunes they'll be into.
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I'll take notes.
Let the brainstorming begin.
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[groans]
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- [gasps]
- You got something, Sully?
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[belches]
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Sorry, it's just gas.
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[groans]
We got zilch.
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Agh!
And we've been working forever.
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How long has it been,
hours, days?
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It's been seven minutes.
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[all groan]
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This is way hard.
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How are we supposed
to know what kind of songs
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toddlers rock to?
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♪ I like my trike,
my itty-bitty bike ♪
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♪ Watch me ride
through the grass ♪
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♪ Try to follow me
all around the tree ♪
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You thinking what
I'm thinking, Moon Goats?
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Yeah, I want to ride
that trike too.
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I'm not good at this game.
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both: ♪ I like my trike,
my itty-bitty bike ♪
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♪ Watch me ride
through the grass ♪
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♪ Try to follow me
all around the tree ♪
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♪ I hope I don't go too fast ♪
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[children cheering]
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Dudes, we nailed it!
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Another song!
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Sorry, little guy,
but we've only got--
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It's my birthday,
and I want another song!
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Song, song, song!
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all:
Song, song, song, song, song!
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Oh, hey, look, there's
Blarney in the backyard.
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With candy!
And, uh, puppies!
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[all gasp]
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Puppies!
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Let's move!
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- Ah!
- [squeals]
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♪ Peanut butter, jelly ♪
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♪ Go into my belly ♪
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♪ Glad it's not too smelly ♪
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[upbeat rock music]
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both: ♪ Peanut butter, jelly,
go into my belly ♪
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♪ Glad it's not too smelly ♪
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Ooh, Cheryl, honey,
I like you as a redhead!
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♪ Hurry, roly-poly,
rolling on the ground ♪
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♪ Silly fuzzy-wuzzy,
I chase you all around ♪
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[gasps]
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both: ♪ Rolling on the ground ♪
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♪ Silly fuzzy-wuzzy,
I chase you all around ♪
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We're the Moon Goats!
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Congrats to Logan on graduating
beginners jazz tap dance!
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Tap-tap-tap, whoa!
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Ta-da!
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[children chattering]
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Excuse me, pardon me.
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Award winning news celebrity
coming through.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm--
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all: Katherine Mulligan!
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Yes, I'm here with my niece,
Adeline Mulligan,
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and I have to say, your band
is really a toddler sensation.
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I'd love to have you perform
on my morning show, "Kat Chat,"
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"Start the say with a hot,
steaming cup of Katherine!"
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A gig on TV, for real?
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Absolutely,
and Katherine Mulligan
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pays a generous appearance fee.
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So what do you say?
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Let me discuss
with my associates.
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Guys, we could get
those thumpin' speakers,
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like, way faster.
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Yeah, and probably still have
some money left
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for that awesome stage package
we saw, remember?
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[upbeat rock music]
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Oh, so many pretty colors.
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all: We're in!
- Great.
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Let say, tomorrow morning?
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Oh, and one thing,
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I want you to play a new song.
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Katherine Mulligan likes
her performances
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the way she likes
her breaking news--exclusive!
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Now, I have to go.
My niece has seemingly escaped.
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Adeline Mulligan,
do not lick that cake!
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[cheering]
- New speakers, here we come.
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[whistling]
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Lily, where are you, baby sis?
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Mr. Coconuts,
can I close it now?
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It's been like an hour.
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Chill out, doll!
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I'm not done
with my moola bath.
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Hey, do you know
where Lily is?
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- She's gone.
- Like, to the bathroom?
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Gone as in Splitsville.
Hit the road, flew the coop.
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Mom and Dad took them with her
to Aunt Ruth's cabin.
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It's time for the old broad's
yearly callus scraping,
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and believe me,
it takes a team.
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Oh, please say
they'll be back soon.
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- They'll be back soon.
- [sighs]
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There, I said it,
but they won't.
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They're gone all weekend.
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Those calluses gotta be
eight layers thick by now.
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Egh.
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No!
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Without Lily, we've got
no song for tomorrow morning.
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Our big TV debut
is gonna be a big bust.
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We gotta think of something.
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[gasps]
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I swear,
if this is gas again--
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No, no, no, no, no,
I just realized,
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Lily's not the only baby
in the sea.
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[gasps]
Yes, yes!
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All we gotta do is snag a tune
from another toddler.
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Sully, you're a total genius!
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Told you it wasn't ga--
[belches]
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Okay, some of it was gas.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Da da da da da da
ba ba ba ♪
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[crying[
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♪ ♪
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[all gasp]
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Okay, how 'bout a tune,
little dudes?
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- [growls]
- Uh-oh.
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- Give us back our toys!
- Ah!
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♪ ♪
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- All aboard.
- Hey, kids.
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How about
a little choo-choo song?
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all: [laugh]
Okay!
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♪ Choo choo choo a-choo ♪
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[all groaning]
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Well,
we did achieve one thing.
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Now we can't shop anywhere
in town.
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And we've still got nothing
for the show tomorrow.
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Guess I'll have to call
Katherine and cancel.
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[sighs]
There goes our equipment money.
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[playing kazoo]
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Um, Sully,
why do you have a kazoo?
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I bought it
when we were at the toy store.
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I used to love these
when I was little.
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[playing "Twinkle,
Twinkle, Little Star"]
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♪ ♪
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Sully, that's it!
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Songwriting
is all about tapping
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into your personal experiences, right?
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So if we want to write tunes
for little kids,
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you thinking what I'm thinking,
Moon Goats?
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Yeah, we need
to be little kids!
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No, Sully.
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Wait, you actually got
that one right.
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Yeah!
Sully for the win!
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This calls for more kazoo.
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♪ ♪
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- [laughing]
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Whoa!
Push me!
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[laughter]
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Oof!
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[laughter]
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That was epic!
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[retches]
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[laughter]
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Come on, we got us
a tune to write!
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Hey, thanks for letting us
bounce, little dudes!
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And thanks for letting me
wear your sweet hat, dudette.
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Sully can keep.
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[laughs]
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Radical.
- Come on, Sully!
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Oh, gotta run, kiddo.
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Bye-bye.
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[upbeat rock music]
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both: ♪ Swinging, bouncing
this way and that ♪
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♪ Sully's wearing
a big silly hat ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ As long as I'm here
with my friends ♪
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♪ Playtime never ends ♪
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I'm Katherine Mulligan,
and I have to say,
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our phones are ringing
off the hook.
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Parents are telling us
their kids love
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the new Moon Goats tune.
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They also want to know
where Sully got the cool hat.
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Shout-out to Jumpin' Jayden
from the bounce house, y'all!
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♪ ♪
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Dudes, I can't wait to try
out our bangin' new speakers!
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Pretty sure our fans
are gonna dig these.
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We're the Moon Goats,
and we want to start off
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with a brand-new song called
"I Like Applesauce"!
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both: ♪ Applesauce,
you're the boss ♪
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♪ So sweet and yummy too ♪
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♪ Applesauce, won't you toss ♪
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♪ A spoon so I can eat you ♪