♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
Poo-poo.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
Subtract Chunk's roadie fee, cost of guitar strings,
all of Sully's sunflower seeds.
That leaves us a grand total of...
[suspenseful music]
$93.
[all groan]
Not even close to enough
for the new speaker system we want.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
all: [sigh] Sweet.
We'll have to dream on.
It'll take a zillion years to earn enough dough.
[door creaks]
Hey, it's the Moon Goats, my favorite "baaa-nd"!
Badum-tss.
[clears throat] Everybody, look the other way.
I can't chance any squealers.
You too, toots. Mr. C trusts no one.
Oh. - Wait.
Isn't Luan Mr. Coconuts?
I've stopped asking.
Cannonball!
all: Whoa!
Dude, is that all from those kiddie parties
you've been performing at?
You bet. They're a real gold mine.
Parents pay big bucks for toddler entertainment.
[spitting]
Nothing like a dip in the old Cash-cific Ocean.
[laughs]
You thinking what I'm thinking, Moon Goats?
Yeah, but I forgot my swim shorts.
Wait, we're not all thinking we want to swim in the money?
Oh, boy.
Hey, Luan, any chance you could hook us up
with some of your clients?
We could use the extra cash.
- Sure, I'd be happy to. - You're the best, sis!
I can already hear those sick new speakers!
[all cheering]
Hey, let me out of here!
Oh. [laughs]
Sorry. That's all my "vault."
You're lucky I peeked and saw the combination.
And that's why Mr. C trusts no one!
Happy fourth birthday, Caitlin and Amanda!
One, two, three, four!
♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪
♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪
♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪
[children crying]
Okay, so apparently, our regular songs
are not a big hit with the kiddie crowd,
but I got an idea.
We are gonna have to write some new tunes they'll be into.
I'll take notes. Let the brainstorming begin.
[groans]
- [gasps] - You got something, Sully?
[belches]
Sorry, it's just gas.
[groans] We got zilch.
Agh! And we've been working forever.
How long has it been, hours, days?
It's been seven minutes.
[all groan]
This is way hard.
How are we supposed to know what kind of songs
toddlers rock to?
♪ I like my trike, my itty-bitty bike ♪
♪ Watch me ride through the grass ♪
♪ Try to follow me all around the tree ♪
You thinking what I'm thinking, Moon Goats?
Yeah, I want to ride that trike too.
I'm not good at this game.
both: ♪ I like my trike, my itty-bitty bike ♪
♪ Watch me ride through the grass ♪
♪ Try to follow me all around the tree ♪
♪ I hope I don't go too fast ♪
[children cheering]
Dudes, we nailed it!
Another song!
Sorry, little guy, but we've only got--
It's my birthday, and I want another song!
Song, song, song!
all: Song, song, song, song, song!
Oh, hey, look, there's Blarney in the backyard.
With candy! And, uh, puppies!
[all gasp]
Puppies!
Let's move!
- Ah! - [squeals]
♪ Peanut butter, jelly ♪
♪ Go into my belly ♪
♪ Glad it's not too smelly ♪
[upbeat rock music]
both: ♪ Peanut butter, jelly, go into my belly ♪
♪ Glad it's not too smelly ♪
Ooh, Cheryl, honey, I like you as a redhead!
♪ Hurry, roly-poly, rolling on the ground ♪
♪ Silly fuzzy-wuzzy, I chase you all around ♪
[gasps]
both: ♪ Rolling on the ground ♪
♪ Silly fuzzy-wuzzy, I chase you all around ♪
We're the Moon Goats!
Congrats to Logan on graduating beginners jazz tap dance!
Tap-tap-tap, whoa!
Ta-da!
[children chattering]
Excuse me, pardon me.
Award winning news celebrity coming through.
Nice to meet you. I'm--
all: Katherine Mulligan!
Yes, I'm here with my niece, Adeline Mulligan,
and I have to say, your band is really a toddler sensation.
I'd love to have you perform on my morning show, "Kat Chat,"
"Start the say with a hot, steaming cup of Katherine!"
A gig on TV, for real?
Absolutely, and Katherine Mulligan
pays a generous appearance fee.
So what do you say?
Let me discuss with my associates.
Guys, we could get those thumpin' speakers,
like, way faster.
Yeah, and probably still have some money left
for that awesome stage package we saw, remember?
[upbeat rock music]
Oh, so many pretty colors.
all: We're in! - Great.
Let say, tomorrow morning?
Oh, and one thing,
I want you to play a new song.
Katherine Mulligan likes her performances
the way she likes her breaking news--exclusive!
Now, I have to go. My niece has seemingly escaped.
Adeline Mulligan, do not lick that cake!
[cheering] - New speakers, here we come.
[whistling]
Lily, where are you, baby sis?
Mr. Coconuts, can I close it now?
It's been like an hour.
Chill out, doll!
I'm not done with my moola bath.
Hey, do you know where Lily is?
- She's gone. - Like, to the bathroom?
Gone as in Splitsville. Hit the road, flew the coop.
Mom and Dad took them with her to Aunt Ruth's cabin.
It's time for the old broad's yearly callus scraping,
and believe me, it takes a team.
Oh, please say they'll be back soon.
- They'll be back soon. - [sighs]
There, I said it, but they won't.
They're gone all weekend.
Those calluses gotta be eight layers thick by now.
Egh.
No!
Without Lily, we've got no song for tomorrow morning.
Our big TV debut is gonna be a big bust.
We gotta think of something.
[gasps]
I swear, if this is gas again--
No, no, no, no, no, I just realized,
Lily's not the only baby in the sea.
[gasps] Yes, yes!
All we gotta do is snag a tune from another toddler.
Sully, you're a total genius!
Told you it wasn't ga-- [belches]
Okay, some of it was gas.
[upbeat music]
♪ Da da da da da da ba ba ba ♪
[crying[
♪ ♪
[all gasp]
Okay, how 'bout a tune, little dudes?
- [growls] - Uh-oh.
- Give us back our toys! - Ah!
♪ ♪
- All aboard. - Hey, kids.
How about a little choo-choo song?
all: [laugh] Okay!
♪ Choo choo choo a-choo ♪
[all groaning]
Well, we did achieve one thing.
Now we can't shop anywhere in town.
And we've still got nothing for the show tomorrow.
Guess I'll have to call Katherine and cancel.
[sighs] There goes our equipment money.
[playing kazoo]
Um, Sully, why do you have a kazoo?
I bought it when we were at the toy store.
I used to love these when I was little.
[playing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"]
♪ ♪
Sully, that's it!
Songwriting is all about tapping
into your personal experiences, right?
So if we want to write tunes for little kids,
you thinking what I'm thinking, Moon Goats?
Yeah, we need to be little kids!
No, Sully.
Wait, you actually got that one right.
Yeah! Sully for the win!
This calls for more kazoo.
♪ ♪
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - [laughing]
Whoa! Push me!
[laughter]
Oof!
[laughter]
That was epic!
[retches]
[laughter]
Come on, we got us a tune to write!
Hey, thanks for letting us bounce, little dudes!
And thanks for letting me wear your sweet hat, dudette.
Sully can keep.
[laughs]
Radical. - Come on, Sully!
Oh, gotta run, kiddo.
Bye-bye.
[upbeat rock music]
both: ♪ Swinging, bouncing this way and that ♪
♪ Sully's wearing a big silly hat ♪
♪ ♪
♪ As long as I'm here with my friends ♪
♪ Playtime never ends ♪
I'm Katherine Mulligan, and I have to say,
our phones are ringing off the hook.
Parents are telling us their kids love
the new Moon Goats tune.
They also want to know where Sully got the cool hat.
Shout-out to Jumpin' Jayden from the bounce house, y'all!
♪ ♪
Dudes, I can't wait to try out our bangin' new speakers!
Pretty sure our fans are gonna dig these.
We're the Moon Goats, and we want to start off
with a brand-new song called "I Like Applesauce"!
both: ♪ Applesauce, you're the boss ♪
♪ So sweet and yummy too ♪
♪ Applesauce, won't you toss ♪
♪ A spoon so I can eat you ♪