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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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Ah, it's summer break
for the Louds.
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That means three months
of nonstop fun!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo! Yeah!
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It's summer break
for the Louds.
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That means three months
of nonstop torture.
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Rita?
Whose RV is this?
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Ours!
At least for the summer.
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Earlier today,
I was in Jesse's office
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at the "Gazette."
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Here's the cover story,
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"Travel writer does column
about manure farms of Michigan.
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"Editor Jesse Hiller furious!
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"Nobody wants to read
about cow doo-doo
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over their morning coffee."
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Well, I've just been
handed this news update:
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you're fired!
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Oh, what am I gonna do, Rita?
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someone to write
our summer travel column!
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Someone willing
to hit the road,
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zigzagging the country
in an RV.
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All expenses paid.
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Willing to start
extra, extra soon!
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So does that mean...
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Yep, and she's letting me
write the column!
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What do you say?
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You guys up
for a summerlong adventure?
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Finally, I'll escape
this fourth rate town.
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They're leaving
for the whole stinkin' summer!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Aw, isn't that sweet?
He's totes happy for us.
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Come on.
Let's check out this RV.
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Mwah!
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- Sweet!
- Wow!
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I call dibs on this crypt.
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Check out
the sweet stereo system!
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This is gonna be
a rockin' summer!
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What are you doing, Lis?
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Well, this run-of-the-mill
recreational vehicle
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requires some alterations
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to make it suitable
for our family of 13.
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Therefore, Lana and I are
assembling a list of upgrades
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to make before our journey.
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Add "toilet" to the list.
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This thing's gonna need
way more pullin' power!
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Okay, family,
so here's our route.
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Jesse's got a strict schedule
of places for us to visit,
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so we need to leave
tomorrow morning.
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First stop: Niagara Falls!
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We'll be there
for the annual barrel race.
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Competitors go down the falls
in wooden barrels.
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Oh!
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No, Lynn,
you're not joining them.
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Aw, boo! Major foul!
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Yep.
"Replace side of seat."
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"And main water line."
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Look!
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We'll be going right
by Dr. Weirdly's Bizzaritorium!
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It's a roadside oddities
museum!
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I could tell you
how super awesome it is,
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but I'll let Dr. Weirdly
himself do the talking.
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Whoa!
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I'm Dr. Weirdly,
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and welcome
to my bizzaritorium!
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Here, you'll find curios
of the odd and peculiar.
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Be amazed by the three-legged
dancing rooster!
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Marvel at the Martian mermaid!
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Behold the Mystic Mummy
of Mystery
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and his Royal Ring of Royalty!
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So odd! So peculiar!
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So patently false.
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Can we stop by
the bizzaritorium on our way?
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Please? Please? Please? Please?
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I don't know, sweetie.
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Jesse made it clear that
I cannot miss that barrel race.
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I'm not gonna lie, hon.
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The dancing rooster
has some real talent.
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Okay, we can stop,
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but only if we have extra time.
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Yes!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ow, I think
I threw my back out.
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But this is still
the best day of my life!
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Yay--oh!
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Yay--ooh!
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If I want to be able
to stop at the bizzaritorium,
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I have to make sure we end up
with lots of extra time.
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Phase one: "Operation
Turn the Clocks Forward."
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This calls for some
David Steele stealth action.
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Hey, hands off!
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This crown's mine, Lindsay!
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Keep your greasy
runner-up mitts off!
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Whew!
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Rita, stop!
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Shh!
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Now to get us on the road.
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Phase two:
"Operation Move It or Lose It."
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Is it just me,
or did it literally
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feel like a short night?
- "Beats me.
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I was having dreams about
a clumsy, white-haired ninja.
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the Loud Summer
Express leave in T-minus...
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nine minutes!
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Hey!
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Never yell
while I'm doing my makeup!
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You're just lucky
I look fabulous no matter what.
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T-minus seven minutes!
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- Aah, hot! Hot!
- Oh, sorry, Dad.
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Coffee hot!
Aah, hot! Hot!
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I loaded all
the breakfast stuff in the RV
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so you can cook on the road!
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Still very hot!
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Before we depart,
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Lana and I want to announce
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we've made several RV upgrades
we think you'll enjoy.
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We give you...
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Camper-zilla!
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- Ah!
- Whoa!
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Whoa!
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It's a mini house on wheels!
So cool!
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Whoa!
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And check out the toilet!
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I added
triple vortex suction power!
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Huh?
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Niagara Falls,
here we come!
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♪ Makin' up some flapjacks ♪
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♪ Told you that I would ♪
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♪ Pilin' up the short stacks ♪
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♪ Tall ones if you're good ♪
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D'oh! Ding-dang darn it!
Not again!
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Mm.
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Good news!
We're way ahead of schedule!
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Looks like
nothing's gonna stop us now!
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We need to stop!
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I've gotta tinkle!
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No. No stopping.
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Just do your tinkling
in the RV toilet.
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I can't.
Somebody clogged it.
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No way! Nothing can stand up
to triple vortex suction power!
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Tell that
to the 14 chili dogs
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I ate for dinner last night.
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Ooh!
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Okay, okay.
Emergency change of plans.
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Time for "Operation Get Them
In and Out of the Rest Stop
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as Fast as Possible."
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All right, people,
five minutes!
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Come on!
Let's see some hustle!
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Let's give Mr. Bullhorn
a rest, okay?
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Mom!
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Huh? Oh, no,
with this line,
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we'll never make it
to Dr. Weirdly's on time.
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Hmm...
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All right, folks!
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All-you-can-eat pancakes
over in the parking lot!
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Hot off the hood!
Get 'em before they're gone!
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Ooh!
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Hey!
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- Huh?
- Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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Dang it.
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The bizarritorium's
the next exit!
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Mom, we have extra time.
Can we stop?
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Please? Can we?
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Oh, why not?
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Dr. Weirdly's, here we come!
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Yay!
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Huh? No!
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How can it be out of business?
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"What a shocker, huh?
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Who isn't into a bunch
of creepy, old tchotchkes?"
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Aw, I'm so sorry, sweetie.
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Look
on the bright side, kiddo:
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we've got a big summer
ahead of us!
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I'll bet we'll find a mummy
somewhere else!
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All that work for nothing!
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Hmm?
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Whoa!
The Royal Ring of Royalty!
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It must have fallen off when
they were packing up the mummy!
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Come on, Stinkin'!
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Well, even though I didn't
get to see the bizarritorium,
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at least I ended up
with a cool souvenir.
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Who knows? Maybe it'll be
my very own good luck charm.
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Hmm, how odd.
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According
to my storm radar app,
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it's not supposed
to rain today.
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Well, that can't be, Lisa.
Your app must be broken.
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Along with the ding-dang stove!
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Ugh! Ew!
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Dude, shut the door!
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That is rank!
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"Ugh, P.U.!"
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Ah, the milk
is just the way I like it:
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warm and chunky.
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Well, that's weird.
The fridge was working before.
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Well, I guess
we're stopping for lunch.
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Whoa!
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What was that?
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Please don't tell me
we have a flat tire!
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We don't.
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We have two flat tires.
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Don't worry.
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There's a restaurant up ahead.
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I'll fix the tires
while you grab some grub.
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I'll have us back on the road
in a jiffy!
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Okay, kids, let's go.
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Everybody be quick
with your orders.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Welcome to Busy Burgers!
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Sorry about the chair.
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Haven't seen that happen in
the 60 years I've worked here.
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Ooh!
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Or any of that.
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Why don't we just order?
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Lincoln, you go first.
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I'll try the Busy Burger
with fries, please.
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Ah, I'm afraid
we're fresh out of burgers.
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Dude, isn't this
a burger joint?
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Don't tell me
you're out of fries too.
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No, no, we got lots.
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But the fryer's on the fritz.
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We'll literally just take
13 orders of whatever you have.
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To go.
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Well, mustard sandwiches
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are never
anyone's first choice,
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but at least we've got lunch.
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The tires are fixed.
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Let's hit the road!
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Ooh, mustard sandwiches!
My favorite!
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Record time
on the repair, Lana.
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At least
something's going our way.
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Looks like
you soak too soon!
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I'm on it!
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Can we change the tunes?
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I'm trying, but the tree
must have damaged the radio.
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And now, it won't turn off.
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Hello!
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We have bigger problems!
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Ooh, I have an idea!
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Uh, I wouldn't do that.
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OMGosh, are you superstitious
about opening umbrellas inside?
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No, I'm more worried about--
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That.
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The ding-dang brakes are out!
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What is going on?
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We're literally having
the worst luck ever!
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This is worse than bad luck.
260
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,172
It feels like a curse.
261
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,862
Did anyone anger a warlock?
262
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,172
Did anyone insult
a fortune teller?
263
00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:02,137
Did anyone take
a sacred ancient heirloom?
264
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,448
Hey, Lucy.
265
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:11,482
Uh, hypothetically speaking,
266
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if someone were to,
I don't know,
267
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000
borrow a ring
from, like, an ancient mummy,
268
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,758
that wouldn't be bad, right?
269
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,758
Just asking for a friend.
270
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Mom!
271
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Lincoln stole a ring
272
00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,793
from the Mystic Mummy
of Mystery
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and cursed our family!
274
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,379
- Oh, come on!
- Seriously?
275
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,275
Way to go, Lincoln!
276
00:15:30,275 --> 00:15:32,275
Bad Lincoln!
277
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:34,896
Not to mention
the ring is tacky.
278
00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:37,655
Sorry, Mr. Mystic Mummy
of Mystery, sir!
279
00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:40,482
Guys, I'm sorry.
It was an honest mistake.
280
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,413
Can't I just put it back?
281
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,034
Unfortunately, no.
282
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,413
According to my spell book,
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00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:48,275
once you put the ring on,
you activated the curse.
284
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:49,862
Well, that's just great!
285
00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:51,793
I guess
we're cursed for life now!
286
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,827
Check that off
the ol' bucket list!
287
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,344
Not necessarily.
288
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:58,103
According to this, there is
one way to lift the curse.
289
00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,793
We'll have to make an offering
to the spirit of the mummy.
290
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,793
But we'll need to gather
ingredients for a potion first.
291
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:06,551
I'm sorry.
We do not have time for that.
292
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,551
We have to get
to that barrel race.
293
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,586
That mummy is just
gonna have to wait.
294
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,862
Okay, offering it is.
295
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:17,655
The first ingredient
is hoary bog moss,
296
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found deep in the swamps.
297
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:30,034
Ugh, all this moss
literally looks the same.
298
00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,896
Ew! Ewie! Ew! Ew!
299
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:36,068
Something touched my foot!
300
00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:41,103
Swamp monster!
301
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,379
Whoa! Whoa!
302
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:45,689
Aah, it's coming for me!
303
00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:48,862
Found it!
304
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:51,482
Where's Dad?
305
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:54,310
The next ingredient
is Violet Clingius,
306
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,000
found in the heart
of the forest.
307
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,931
Its vibrant color
makes it easy to spot.
308
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:01,137
But beware:
it's a hugger.
309
00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,103
Aah! Help!
310
00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:23,068
The last ingredient
is the precious moonstone
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00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:25,655
found in the darkest,
dankest cave.
312
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:29,344
Difficult to find and even
more difficult to extract.
313
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:32,034
You can't hide bling
from Lola Loud!
314
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,758
Found it!
315
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:38,172
Next time,
give me a real challenge.
316
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:41,758
Is that real enough for you?
317
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:50,862
Now we can undo the curse.
318
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:55,206
Um, are you sure
the spell book says
319
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:57,103
you have to wrap me
in toilet paper?
320
00:17:57,103 --> 00:18:00,172
It doesn't. That's just
payback for cursing our family.
321
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,344
Fair enough.
Carry on.
322
00:18:02,344 --> 00:18:03,482
Everyone, gather around.
323
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,620
It's time to banish the curse.
324
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,413
Ancient mummy, sleeping tight,
325
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:14,275
we lay these gifts
upon your shrouds.
326
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:17,689
Deadly nightshade,
moss and stone,
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00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:20,896
lift the curse
placed on the Louds.
328
00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:24,551
Everybody, "Lift the curse
placed on the Louds."
329
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,931
all: Lift the curse
placed on the Louds.
330
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:30,172
Lift the curse
placed on the Louds.
331
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,689
Guys, it worked!
332
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:59,310
Well, would you look at that?
333
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,827
The Louds conquered
an ancient curse!
334
00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:04,034
Go, us!
335
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:05,413
Just one problem.
336
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:07,862
We've only got 30 minutes
to get to Niagara Falls
337
00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,724
in time
for the Barrel Day competition.
338
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,000
We'll never make it!
339
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,586
We've got this one covered.
340
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,758
It was one of our upgrades
to the RV.
341
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:21,137
I suggest everyone buckle up.
342
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,620
all: Whoa!
343
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,000
Whoo-hoo!
all: Whoa!
344
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,827
We're here.
345
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:38,655
It seems the jet boosters
are a smashing success!
346
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,000
Let's just hope we made it
in time for the race.
347
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,758
Whoo-hoo!
I just won the race!
348
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:46,517
I sure hope there was
a journalist here to see it!
349
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:48,413
Great.
350
00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:53,448
Are we still alive?
351
00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:54,758
Oh, thank goodness.
Thank goodness.
352
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,724
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
353
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:02,103
It's Jesse.
354
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:04,862
I guess
I'll just tell her the truth.
355
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:06,310
Hopefully, she'll understand.
356
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,586
I mean,
things happen, right?
357
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,551
Hey, Jesse.
358
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:12,034
Rita, what's the scoop?
359
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:13,413
How was the barrel race?
360
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,620
I can't wait
to read your column on it.
361
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,241
Well, about that,
we hit a little snag,
362
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:20,275
and we missed the race.
363
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,517
But I assure you,
this will not happen again.
364
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,413
We're back on track
and super excited
365
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,275
to get to our next destination.
366
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:28,793
I don't know, Rita.
367
00:20:28,793 --> 00:20:30,689
If you couldn't make
your first deadline,
368
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,896
maybe you're not fit
to be a travel writer.
369
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:34,724
This just in:
you're out.
370
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:36,413
I'm taking you
off the assignment.
371
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:41,137
I'm sorry you feel that way,
372
00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:42,310
but I understand.
373
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,000
Wait!
No, let me explain!
374
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,172
Ms. Hiller,
this is Lincoln Loud.
375
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,068
Please don't take this away
from my mom.
376
00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:50,000
She a great reporter.
- Lincoln--
377
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,931
It's my fault
she missed the race.
378
00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:54,862
If I hadn't gotten the family
cursed by a mummy,
379
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:57,586
she would've crushed
the barrel race story.
380
00:20:57,586 --> 00:20:59,551
Did you say
"cursed by a mummy"?
381
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:02,034
Stop the presses!
Tell me more, kid!
382
00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:04,034
And then,
the rain disappeared.
383
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:06,655
And we raced to Niagara Falls
in record time
384
00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:09,137
thanks to the rocket boosters
on the RV.
385
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,827
I see.
386
00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:15,310
Well, newsflash:
I love this story!
387
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:16,482
It's got everything:
388
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:19,000
mummies, curses,
flying pancakes.
389
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,241
It's brilliant!
390
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:22,172
I changed my mind, Rita!
391
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:24,965
The trip's back on, but
you can tear up my itinerary.
392
00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:26,931
Go wherever you want!
Here's the hook!
393
00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:29,344
"Out of control family
has random, bizarre adventures
394
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:30,379
on the open road!"
395
00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:31,965
It's different, it's fun,
396
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:35,068
and people love a good,
old-fashioned hot mess.
397
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:38,413
Well, I don't know about
hot mess, but we'll take it!
398
00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,517
Thank you, Jesse.
399
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:42,586
That's awesome, Mom!
400
00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:44,689
And thank you, Lincoln.
401
00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:48,310
Okay, guys, you heard her.
Where should we go next?
402
00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:49,896
Ooh, hooray for Hollywood!
403
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:52,482
America's
Largest Ball of Garbage!
404
00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,241
Whoopee Cushion World
or bust!
405
00:21:58,379 --> 00:21:59,965
Oh, uh, hey, guys.
406
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,965
I think
the toilet's clogged again.
407
00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:03,413
Yeah, must still be the curse.
408
00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:05,655
all: Ugh, Lynn!
409
00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:07,137
I'll get the plunger.