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It's amazing
that Jesse got us
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VIP tour passes
to the White House.
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Are you kids
excited back there?
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I know I am.
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I read that the White House
has its own bowling alley.
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I hear there's a whole room
devoted to ice cream sundaes.
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I can't wait
to see the dresses
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worn by all the First Ladies.
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I'm excited to take a peek
at that kitchen.
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I bet they have wooden spatulas
dating back to the 1800s.
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Oh, I can just imagine
all the splinters
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I'm gonna get.
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- Ooh, cool.
- This is totes amazing.
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- Everything's huge!
- Wow.
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Hi, there,
we're the Loud family and--
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Loud indeed.
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Ah, you must be my VIP tour.
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Well, looks like
we'll be skipping
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the bowling alley,
sundae room, dress room,
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and the White House kitchen.
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- What?
- No fair.
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I can't risk
anything getting broken
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because of an unruly group
of tourists.
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Hey, why do you get
to decide what we see, pal?
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You're not the president.
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Bosley Bullsworth's the name,
and I am the president...
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What?
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Of the White House
Tour Guide Association.
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I'm known as the Bulldog.
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Um, why do they call you
the Bulldog?
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Ah, now it makes sense.
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I expect you all
to be on your best behavior.
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Today is
the president's birthday,
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and I won't have
you ruffians ruining it.
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Ooh, can we sing to him?
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Yeah, that sounds
like ruining it to me.
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There will be
no singing, no wandering off,
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and no touching anything.
Do not test the Bulldog.
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I would hate to have
to put you all
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in the White House dungeon.
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Just kidding.
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I would love to put you all
in the White House dungeon.
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Now follow me.
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Hi, there's not really,
like, a dungeon here, right?
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There is.
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In fact, a month ago,
a guy taking a tour
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turned on a light
without permission.
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He spent a week down there.
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I don't see you behind me!
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Excuse me,
Mr. Bulldog, sir,
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but this is the seventh hallway
you've shown us.
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Can we see something
more exciting?
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All right.
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I suppose
I can show you one room.
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- The bowling alley?
- The sundae bar?
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- The dress room?
- The White House library.
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Sorry, but that is way better
than a sundae bar.
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Oh.
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The White House
bowling alley?
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Oh, man, it's right here.
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Go on and take a peek.
We'll cover for you.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoa.
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Yes!
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And that's
the Presidential Library.
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Any questions?
- Ooh, yes.
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Can the president
pardon himself
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so he doesn't have
to pay late book fees?
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Oh, hilarious.
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All right, now let's make sure
we haven't lost anyone.
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2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12.
Hold on.
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Are we missing someone?
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Sorry, just tying my shoe.
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Oh, all right.
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Now because you surprised me
by behaving in the library,
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I'm going to show you
another exciting place...
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I'm awake.
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The White House laundry room.
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Ooh!
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I bet it was President
Washington's favorite.
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I'm gonna pretend
that I didn't hear that.
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All right, follow me.
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White House sundae room.
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Psst, go live
your best life, dude.
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We got your back.
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Whoa.
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And that's why fluff and fold
was added to the Constitution.
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Now let's make sure
that we're all still here.
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Wait a minute.
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Someone seems to be missing.
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Sorry, just tying my shoe.
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All right, now I have
a real treat for you,
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the office supply closet.
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Ooh, I bet that's a real
staple of the White House.
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Oh, wow, tough crowd.
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Lola, this is the room
with the First Ladies' dresses.
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Go.
We'll cover you.
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Ooh, la, la, très chic.
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First Lady's dress
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for president's
birthday party tonight.
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Well, I don't think she'd mind.
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Hello, it is I,
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Lola Loud,
your beloved First Lady.
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Nah, forget that.
Your president.
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I was just tying my shoe.
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An awful lot
of loose laces today.
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All right, move it along.
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Time to visit
the White House recycling room.
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- I bet that room--
- No.
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And that concludes our tour.
I'm surprised.
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I expected you to be trouble,
but you were all well behaved.
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Eh, too bad for me.
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I didn't get
to let the dog out.
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All right,
please make your way
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to the White House exit.
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That is
one strange little man.
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Kids, I'm sorry you didn't
get the tour you hoped for,
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but I'm proud of you
for being so good.
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Now, who wants
to hit the hotel pool?
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Totally.
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Wait.
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We can't leave.
There's one little problem.
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Actually,
two little problems.
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Make that
three little problems.
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Ow!
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Seriously?
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I can't believe
the three of you.
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Uh, make that four.
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Five.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Kids, how could you?
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Your father and I
are very disappointed,
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aren't we honey?
- Uh...
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Well, uh...
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Oh, oh!
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Lynn.
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You'll have plenty of time
to yell at me later, Rita,
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when the Bulldog
tracks us down and sends us
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to the dungeon forever.
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He's not gonna do that
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because we are going
to sneak back in
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and fix everything
before he notices.
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Just follow my lead.
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Excuse me,
before we get back on the road,
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would you mind
if we use the restrooms?
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They're right down
the hall you just came from.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Have you all been in
the bathroom this whole time?
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Well, we are a big family.
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Hey, how does my hair look?
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I want to be picture perfect
for all these cameras.
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Of course, the whole building
is under surveillance.
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I should have known.
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So it doesn't matter
that we fixed everything.
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There's still proof we went
where we weren't supposed to.
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If we can get
into the security room,
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we can remove the footage that
shows us making a mess today.
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And I've accessed
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the White House
blueprints online.
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The security room
is down the hall.
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We just need to get past
the receptionist again.
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Um, excuse me,
but we all need
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to use the restrooms again.
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I feel your pain, folks.
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I'm cursed
with a tiny bladder too.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Geez, tighter security
than expected.
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Hmm.
Oh!
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The camera room
is directly below us.
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We can gently
lower ourselves down--
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Quick, quick, quick,
we're looking for a hard drive
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where they'd store
all the video footage.
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You mean like this one?
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Ah!
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I knew all of you were trouble.
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My Bulldog senses
are never wrong.
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Time to call the president.
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Please don't, Mr. Bulldog.
We're really sorry.
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We were so curious,
we couldn't help ourselves.
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Maybe time in the dungeon
will teach you
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to show respect.
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Hello, Mr. President.
Yeah, Bulldog here.
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I caught some tourists
who ran amok
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in the White House today,
and I just want you to know
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I'm sending them to the dungeon
so that your birthday is safe.
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What's that?
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The bowling alley lane
has never been so smooth?
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And the ice cream machine
no longer leaks?
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OK, but--huh?
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First Lady loves
the new design of her dress?
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And your guitar
is finally in tune?
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OK, but what about the bust--
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now he's smiling
and doesn't scare you?
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And you snuck some frosting
off the new cake,
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and it's even more delicious
than the smooshed one?
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What?
All right, hang on.
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He wants to talk to you.
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Um, hello Mr. President,
this is Rita Loud.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Gang, the President is so happy
with the improvements
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we made today
that he invited us
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to his birthday party.
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- So exciting!
- This better not be a a joke!
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- Seriously?
- No way!
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This is wrong.
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But if you're
gonna meet the President,
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I'll accompany you
to keep you in line.
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I'm sorry, Bulldog,
but he specifically said
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you weren't invited.
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He wants us to meet him
in the party room.
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I know where that is.
Follow me.
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Whoa!
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The Bulldog is not happy.