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You know, I'm really getting
used to life on the road.
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Living with the bare essentials
isn't so bad.
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You said it.
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RV living is literally
the life for us.
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Why are we stopping?
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Exciting news.
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For my next piece
in the travel series,
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we are all going to check out
the beauty
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of the Rocky Mountains
here in Colorado.
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- Cool.
- Definitely rocky.
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Sweet.
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No, I meant
we're going outside
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for an invigorating
10-mile hike.
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You guys are going to love it.
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- Nah.
- I'm good.
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You kids have fun.
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Come on, fam.
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Hm, is that
my convincing suit?
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Maybe.
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It'll be great to get out
of the RV for a while...
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For some fresh air.
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Your mother and I made some
of our best memories hiking,
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and we want that
for all of you.
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There's nothing like enjoying
what nature has to offer.
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So what do you say, kids?
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Maybe it's because
I've never been
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on the receiving end
of that suit,
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but I'm convinced.
Besides, how bad can hiking be?
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Ugh, there is literally
no signal.
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Ugh, get away!
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Leave me here.
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I belong to the mountains now.
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Too hot.
Too cold.
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And now it's hot again.
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But hey, we are making
lifelong memories, right?
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Ugh, more like
lifelong nightmares.
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I agree.
This hike's a bust.
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I bet Mom and Dad are having
as rough a time as we are.
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Ah.
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I've never felt more alive.
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We're never
gonna make it, dudes.
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We have
to convince Mom and Dad
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to let us go back to the RV.
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Lincoln, pull out
the convincing suit.
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Dad stretched it out.
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But don't worry, I have a plan.
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Follow me.
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Uh, siblings,
would someone mind
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lending me
a five-fingered appendage?
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Good to know
you can always count on family.
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Oops.
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All of our food
has fallen into the river.
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Now we will perish.
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Oh, no,
my homemade grano-Lynn bars!
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Luan,
I think you can reach it.
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Luan, just use
your human hands.
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Well, too late, toots.
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Looks like our food
is down the river,
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and we're up a creek.
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Aw, looks like if we don't go
back to the RV, we'll starve.
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Bummer.
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All right, let's go, everybody.
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No, no, no,
this will just give us
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the opportunity to live off
what nature has to offer.
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Don't worry, kids.
The hike continues.
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Great idea having us forage
for our own food, honey.
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This will make a great addition
to my column.
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Mm, right?
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Nothing like huckleberries
fresh off the branch.
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Oh, thorn.
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Incoming.
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Lana, you clod.
You know red isn't my color.
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That gives me another idea.
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Oh no.
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I seem to have a bad case
of poison oak.
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Oh, cruel world.
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We must go back to the RV.
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Don't worry, honey.
I've got this.
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Voilà.
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An all-natural cure
for poison oak.
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Ew, what's in this?
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Herbs, spring water,
and squirrel excrement.
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Ha, what do you know?
I'm cured.
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Ah, great work, honey.
Your mom is awesome.
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Onward.
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Beware of mountain goats.
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I have one more idea.
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Mom, Dad,
Lily's got a full diaper.
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- And we all have to go too.
- I have to take a leak.
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- I have to pee.
- Need to evacuate my bladder.
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Of course.
Bathroom break, everyone.
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Ah, it's one of those
Rocky Mountain goats
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I've heard about.
They're very aggressive.
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They've been known
to injure people.
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Kids, everyone come back.
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We're sorry to say this,
but the hike is off.
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We've had
an angry goat sighting.
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It's just too dangerous
for you kids
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to be out here
with those beasts
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roaming the woods.
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Time to get back
to the RV ASAP.
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- I mean, "Oh, no."
- Terrible.
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This is terrible.
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Hurry like your lives
depend on it
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because they do.
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No one make
any sudden movements.
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OM-gosh,
our sisters make
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really convincing
mountain goats.
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No, Leni.
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It seems Lynn's roar
summoned actual mountain goats.
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I'm not quite as familiar
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with this
Rocky Mountain dialect,
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but I can tell
they are not happy.
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Maybe I can soothe them
with a lullaby.
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You know,
Moon Goat to mountain goat.
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♪ Sleep angry mountain goats
on this mountain hike ♪
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♪ With visions
of whatever goats like ♪
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♪ Just lie down now
and shut your sleepy eyes ♪
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♪ Please let the Loud family
stay alive ♪
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Ah, tough room!
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OK, careful.
Follow me.
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- Oh, no.
- Dad!
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- Gasp.
- Whew.
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OK, I am literally
not crossing that.
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I'd rather take my chances
with the goats.
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Wait for me!
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They're gonna
break the bridge.
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Run!
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OK, kids, stay calm.
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We need to use the bridge
as a ladder to get back up.
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- Make way.
- Come on.
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- Ow!
- Beauty before age.
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And before you too.
- Eh.
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See that?
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The Louds can handle anything
Mother Nature throws at them.
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Now let's see
where to go next.
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Where's the map?
Oh. Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no.
No!
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Great, so we're
completely lost with no food
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and no way to call for help.
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Ah, yes,
given our circumstances,
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I calculate our chances
of survival at 35%.
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Gah!
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Oh, wait,
forgot to carry the one.
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5%.
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We never should have
taken you kids on a hike.
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We just wanted to make
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some lifelong
memories together.
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And now it seems lifelong
means only a few hours.
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This is all our fault.
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Actually, Mom and Dad,
this is all our fault.
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We didn't want
to do a 10-mile hike,
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so we sabotaged it.
- You what?
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Kids, how could you?
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- We're sorry.
- You should be.
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I tried to talk them out of it.
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But don't worry.
We got us into this mess.
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And if we work together,
we can get us out of it.
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Right, guys?
- Totally!
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Well, judging by
the sun's position in the sky
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and knowing we took
an easterly road,
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the RV must be, uh, this way.
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How are we supposed
to get down?
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Ooh, we'll use
what nature provides.
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Oh, how are we gonna
get past these rapids?
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We'll use
what nature provides.
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How are we gonna get past
this waterfall?
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We'll use what nature--
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Never mind!
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Everyone lean left.
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Lean right.
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Aim for that beaver dam.
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We made it.
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Can you believe
when that bridge broke?
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I thought we were goners
in the rapids.
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OK, OK, we get the message.
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We'll never take you
on another hike again.
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What do you mean?
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We literally loved it.
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I concur.
Talk about an adrenaline rush.
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Nature is rad.
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Mom and Dad, can we sleep
under the stars tonight?
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I'll go grab our mattresses.
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Or we can sleep
on the ground.