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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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Thank you all
for attending the semifinals
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of our Grandmother/Grandson
Dance Contest.
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And the winners are...
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Nana Gayle and Clyde McBride!
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Way to go, Clyde!
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Congratulations, guys!
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Your dance moves are amazing.
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Thanks, buddy.
We call that last one
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the McBride Slide.
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It sure wasn't easy
to beat you and your Gran Gran.
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Ah, thank you.
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We just weren't able to execute
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the Myrtle Hurdle.
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So are you guys ready
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to represent Sunset Canyon
at the city finals?
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You bet!
We've been dreaming
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of those first prize
massage chairs.
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both: Ahh.
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Oof!
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We just have to beat
the finalists
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from Twilight Towers.
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I'm not one
for tooting my own horn,
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but I think we have this one
in the bag.
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I mean, who can
our competition even be?
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Chandler?
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You know that young man?
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That's Chandler McCann.
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He's a bad apple.
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Uh-oh, they're coming over!
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Hey, McBride.
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Looks like we're facing off
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in the dance final.
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This is my grandma.
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Hi there. Gran McCann.
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Hi! Nana Gayle.
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No!
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She probably has a joy buzzer
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or an ink squirter
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or maybe even a finger trap.
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Nope, just arthritis.
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Oh, I understand
why you don't trust me.
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I know about my grandson's
reputation.
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But I told Chandler
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that I won't tolerate
any funny business
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during this competition.
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Yeah, chill out, McBride.
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I'm always on my best behavior
when I'm with my gran.
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Well, that's a relief.
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What do you say, Clyde?
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Fair and square,
may the best team win?
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Hmm.
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Deal.
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Welcome to the finals
of the Royal Woods
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Grandmother/Grandson
Dance Competition.
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Here's your host and judge,
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Mrs. Bernardo!
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Thank you.
It's an honor
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to be hosting the dance finals.
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The rules of the competition
are simple.
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There are two rounds.
Today our finalists will dance
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the tango, the jitterbug,
and the Irish clog dance.
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And tomorrow they'll return
to perform the final dance,
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the waltz!
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Now for the first dance today,
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the tango!
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Wow. Chandler and Gran McCann
are good dancers.
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They may be, but I have
a secret weapon for us.
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Mint tea.
It really boosts the energy.
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Whoo! Let's do this!
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Yes, yes, very good.
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Spotlight back on me please!
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I award you
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a perfect ten!
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Now please welcome to the stage
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Nana Gayle and Clyde McBride!
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both: Ugh!
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We're okay.
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The makeup tables stopped us.
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I'm sorry to say
your score is a zero.
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Aw, wait.
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It wasn't their fault,
your honor.
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There's clearly a puddle
of oil right here.
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You should
let them start over.
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Wait, you're helping us?
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Ooh, as much as we love
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to see good sportsmanship
like this,
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there are no do-overs.
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And onto the second dance,
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the jitterbug.
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Another stunning performance.
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And my score is
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another perfect ten!
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both: Whoo!
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Now please welcome back
the McBrides!
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both: Ugh!
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Whoa--oof!
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We're okay!
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The audience broke our fall!
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Well, that looks
terribly painful.
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Also painful, your score: zero!
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But Mrs. Bernardo,
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just look at these
loose floorboards.
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Clearly the McBrides deserve
another chance.
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So sorry.
Rules are rules.
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And now onto the final dance
of the day,
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the Irish clog dance!
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Just simply marvelous, McCanns!
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My score--
say it with me, everyone...
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all: A perfect ten!
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Please help me welcome back
Clyde and Nana Gayle!
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both: Huh?
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Yah!
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We're okay.
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The janitor's bucket of dirty
mop water broke our fall.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Oops!
I think that's a leftover
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smudge of balsamic
from my salad.
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Mmm, delicious.
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both: Aww.
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That doesn't seem fair
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since there was
an open trapdoor
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on the stage.
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Fair would be
me getting paid double
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for being emcee and judge,
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don't you think?
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But fear not,
the McBrides can still
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make a comeback tomorrow!
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Today was a disaster.
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Talk about a streak
of bad luck.
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Those McBrides
are real McBozos.
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They totally fell
for that crud
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about us not cheating.
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And now all we have to do
is sabotage 'em again tomorrow,
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and those massage chairs
are all ours.
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both: Ugh!
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Those little weasels!
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I knew Chandler would cheat!
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Hm. Well, I guess
we have no choice.
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We'll just have
to cheat right back.
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- Clyde!
- Wuh!
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Get ahold of yourself!
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We can't stoop to their level!
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If we're going to win
those massage chairs
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for Sunset Canyon,
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we need to do it
fair and square.
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That's the McBride way.
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You're right.
But that doesn't mean
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we can't show Mrs. B that
those Cheating McCheaters are,
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uh, cheating!
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We just need some proof.
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Look! There he is.
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Pipes and sandbags?
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That fiend!
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A whole box of bats,
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gonna be a heck of a party.
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You have no idea.
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Quiet, you.
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Quick, hide!
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We need to get
to the theater first
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so we can film Chandler
and his liar-liar-pants-on-fire
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grandmother booby-trapping
the stage.
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Our mint tea will
keep us alert
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so we won't miss the McCanns
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when they sneak in here tonight.
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Hey, McBrides.
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McBrides!
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Uh...
both: Huh?
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Ah!
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What--what happened?
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A lot, actually.
It's morning,
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and the finale's
about to start.
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I don't understand.
How did we fall asleep?
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We had our mint tea.
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Did you though?
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both: Snoozy time tea?
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Oh, gee,
how did that get there?
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Good luck dancing through
all the obstacles we set
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while you were
back here snoring.
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both: Ugh!
- So we have no proof
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of them cheating,
and we now have to dance
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on a rigged stage.
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Oh, we're doomed.
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Actually, maybe we can
still pull this off.
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- But how?
- Well, at least we know
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what to expect on stage.
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We'll be ready for it.
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And thanks to the snoozy tea,
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we are well rested.
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Greetings, Royal Woods.
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It's our final dance
to determine our winner.
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Get ready for the waltz!
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Okay, stay alert.
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Trapdoor!
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Huh-uh!
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Pipes!
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both: Sandbags!
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Wuh!
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Nana, quick!
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The McBride Slide!
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Uh!
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We're doing great.
We can still win thi--
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both: Ah!
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Ugh!
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We're okay!
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The brick wall stopped us!
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After another flawless
performance from Team McCann,
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it's clear that they are
our winners.
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And here are
your massage chairs!
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Better luck next year, McLosers.
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You only won
because you cheated.
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Tell it to our
massage chairs, McBozos.
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Come on, Gran, let's go home
and massage our butts.
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Uh!
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Uh-oh.
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I mean... Ooh.
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How did that get there?
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Busted!
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That's not Chandler's
grandmother.
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It's his ol'
partner in crime, Trent.
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Chandler McCann!
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Where is your actual,
non-child grandmother?
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Recovering from hip surgery
in Scranton.
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So you've been pretending
to be Gran McCann all week?
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Yeah.
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We just wanted
the massage chairs
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for when we play video games.
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Well, bravo
to your performance, Trent,
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but boo to your ethics!
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Scoundrels!
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Congrats, Team McBride,
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you are the real winners.
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Way to go, Clyde!
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As for you two,
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no one disrespects the art
of the dance on my watch.
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You are banned from every dance
contest in Royal Woods forever!
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Now exit stage left.
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both: Whoa!
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Oof! Ugh!
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Aah! Oof!
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Joke's on you!
Trent broke my fall.
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Gah! The bats!
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Why did I buy so many?