♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
Poo-poo.
- Luna! - Huh?
The dudes from the Cherry Pit Spit
just called and guess who they want to headline the festival!
The Moon Goats!
Band bleat!
Luna,
we didn't get a bleat out of you.
What's wrong? - This is huge.
Bad news, dudes.
My doc put me on shred rest and voice rest
after last night's gig.
Yow!
Doc said no shredding or rock screams for a month.
We can't play
the Cherry Pit Spit without you.
There's no way I'm letting you guys miss this opportunity.
Sam, you can take over lead vocals, and I'm sure
we can find a temporary musician to replace me.
We'll just have to hold auditions ASAP.
Pumpernickel, aww, you guys.
I hate to interrupt when you're in the zone,
but as a fellow guitarist,
I have to introduce myself.
I'm-- - Luna Loud.
Lead singer and guitarist of the Moon Goats!
I saw your last show.
You were all...
Well, I don't know if I did that.
I'm Nina.
As you can see, um, I'm sort of out of commission,
and the Moon Goats are supposed
to play the Cherry Pit Spit this weekend.
We're looking for a temporary guitarist.
You should totally audition.
Yes! Count me in!
Ya hear that, my peeps?
I might finally be in a band.
Hey, I heard the Moon Goats landed the Cherry Pit Spit.
But how's the band gonna play without you?
Actually, I found the perfect understudy
at the park today.
She's insanely good.
Hmm.
- What is it? - Yeah, it's just risky
to hand your band your replacement.
So true.
You see, Ponytail here was once cast
as the lead insomniac
in the school production of "Little Shop of Snorers."
One day, she was rehearsing, and her voice just gave out.
♪ Suddenly sleep ♪
♪ More ♪
Ooh.
They had to find
a temporary understudy.
♪ Suddenly sleep more ♪
The new girl had such stage presence
Mrs. B decided to replace Luan permanently.
I don't wanna Nina to replace me.
Then you can't let the Moon Goats hear her play.
But I already told her about the audition.
She was so stoked!
There's no way she doesn't show.
Hmm.
Leave that to us, doll.
We'll make sure Nina's strummed her last chords.
Oh, whoa there.
We just mean we'll make sure
she doesn't make the audition.
Yeah, that's what we mean.
Phew.
This is my stop.
Wait, uh, never mind.
Wait, this is my stop.
Oh, nope. Not this one either.
Wait. Oops. - Ah.
Silly me.
I guess it must be the next one.
I can't wait to try out.
Cool, someone here's gotta be good enough to replace me.
Okay, let's see what ya got.
Ooh, maybe this is my stop.
Oh, wrong again.
I'm getting off!
I'm never gonna make it in time.
Just my luck.
Ugh.
- Whoo! - Yay!
Okay, back on track.
We've been here for hours,
and no one has been close to good enough.
Is there anyone else out there?
Let me take a look.
- Aah! - But wait!
Oh, auditions are over?
Oh, look at that!
We found the perfect replacement!
Let's pack it in, people.
But he hasn't even played yet.
Pfft, hasn't played yet.
Guys, don't you know who this is?
all: No.
He's the one, the only...
- Joey. - Joey!
Musical prodigy and rock god.
all: He is? - I am?
You can't ask someone
of Joey's caliber to audition.
It's insulting!
Besides, a tuba player will really set us apart.
Uh, okay.
If you say so.
Welcome to the band, rock god.
Awesome! I didn't even think I had a chance of--
So modest.
Okay, dude.
Meet me at my garage tomorrow
and I'll teach you everything you need to know for the gig.
Sweet!
Sorry, I guess I haven't emptied my spit valve
in a while.
All right, let the jammin' begin.
Show me what ya got, Joey.
Please be good enough, please be good enough.
Thank goodness.
He's actually good enough.
Uh, dude?
Whoa!
Yee!
Go Acorns!
Sorry, Luna.
I've been in marching band since middle school.
When I rock the tuba, my feet gotta move.
Yeah, cool, dude.
But you're gonna be on a tiny stage
where there's no room for that,
so let's try it again without the marching.
Ow. Sorry, I can't stop it.
Hmm.
I think I know who can help us with this.
Joey, meet my sister Lynn.
Lynn, this is Joey.
- Hey. - Hut, hut.
Let's see. Uh, hut, hut.
Oh, yeah, I can work with this.
This rapid-dry cement will hold him in place.
Phew.
What?
- Hey, Luna! - Aah!
Um, what is Joey doing?
That dude, he has a very unique creative process.
No one can see him before showtime.
Trust me!
This is hopeless. - No, it's not.
I know how to make this kid's weird one-man parade work.
Um, why does Joey have a treadmill?
Uh, it's all part of his unique creative process.
Don't worry. It's gonna be great.
Hey, Moon Goats, you're up.
All right, Pit Spitters,
are you ready to rock?
It's working!
It's weird, but it's working!
Aah!
Oh!
Uh, technical difficulties.
We'll be right back!
Luna, what is going on?
And do not say "It's part of his unique creative process."
I'm sorry, dudes.
This is all my fault.
I know I've let you down, but I promise, I will fix it.
I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place.
Ooh!
I just need to make a quick trip to the duck pond.
Huh, I just call it the bathroom,
but hey, whatever.
One, two, three. Pull!
Oh!
- Hey! - Aah!
Uh, this is Nina.
She's who should've replaced me from the start.
She's amazing.
Are you sure? 'Cause I don't wanna be harsh,
but your last pick didn't exactly go smoothly.
This time you can trust me, dudes.
Nina's the real deal.
Check out those calluses.
all: Whoa! - Hey, Moon Goats!
You gotta get back out there.
People are startin' to leave.
A-one, two, three!
Huh?
They're spitting cherry pits at us.
That means they like us.
Yes, we did it! - Whoo-hoo!
I know, right?
She's totally better than me.
And listen, if you wanna replace me with her, I get it.
I just want what's best for the Moon Goats.
Are you kidding? Sure, she's amazing,
but so are you!
Come on, the Moon Goats wouldn't be
the Moon Goats without you.
Aww. Aww, you guys.
Hey, Moon Goats!
Thanks for this awesome opportunity!
How would you like to open for us at our next gig?
What? Are you serious?
Can we do an official Moon Goats band bleat?
Get in here, Joey!