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<i>♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪</i>

2
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<i>♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪</i>

3
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<i>♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪</i>

4
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<i>♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪</i>

5
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<i>♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪</i>

6
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<i>♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's how we show
our love ♪</i>

10
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<i>♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One boy and ten girls ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Loud house ♪</i>

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Poo-poo.

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<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[sighs]
[door clicks open]

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- Luna!
- Huh?

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The dudes
from the Cherry Pit Spit

21
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just called and guess who they
want to headline the festival!

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The Moon Goats!

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Band bleat!

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[all bleat]

25
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- [sighs]
- Luna,

26
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we didn't get a bleat
out of you.

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What's wrong?
- This is huge.

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[hoarsely] Bad news, dudes.

29
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My doc put me on shred rest
and voice rest

30
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after last night's gig.

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[all gasp]

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[cheers and applause]

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[lively guitar music]

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[screams]

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Yow!

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Doc said no shredding
or rock screams for a month.

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We can't play

38
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the Cherry Pit Spit
without you.

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There's no way I'm letting
you guys miss this opportunity.

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Sam, you can take over
lead vocals, and I'm sure

41
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we can find a temporary
musician to replace me.

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We'll just have
to hold auditions ASAP.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ ♪

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[gasps]

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[quacking]

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Pumpernickel, aww, you guys.

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[pants]

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I hate to interrupt
when you're in the zone,

51
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but as a fellow guitarist,

52
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I have to introduce myself.

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I'm--
- Luna Loud.

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Lead singer and guitarist
of the Moon Goats!

55
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I saw your last show.

56
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You were all...

57
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[dramatic guitar music]

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Well, I don't know
if I did that.

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I'm Nina.

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As you can see, um,
I'm sort of out of commission,

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and the Moon Goats are supposed

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to play the Cherry Pit Spit
this weekend.

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We're looking
for a temporary guitarist.

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You should totally audition.

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[gasps] Yes! Count me in!

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Ya hear that, my peeps?

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I might finally be in a band.

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[quacking happily]

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Hey, I heard the Moon Goats
landed the Cherry Pit Spit.

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But how's the band gonna play
without you?

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Actually, I found
the perfect understudy

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at the park today.

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She's insanely good.

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Hmm.

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- What is it?
- Yeah, it's just risky

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to hand your band
your replacement.

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[as Mr. Coconuts]
So true.

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You see, Ponytail here
was once cast

79
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as the lead insomniac

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in the school production
of "Little Shop of Snorers."

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<i>One day, she was rehearsing,
and her voice just gave out.</i>

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[as self]
♪ Suddenly sleep ♪

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[scratchily]
♪ More ♪

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[all wince]
- Ooh.

85
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<i>[as Mr. Coconuts]
They had to find</i>

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<i>a temporary understudy.</i>

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[groans]
- ♪ Suddenly sleep more ♪

88
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<i>[as Mr. Coconuts] The new
girl had such stage presence</i>

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<i>Mrs. B decided
to replace Luan permanently.</i>

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[sighs] I don't wanna Nina
to replace me.

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Then you can't let
the Moon Goats hear her play.

92
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But I already told her
about the audition.

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She was so stoked!

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There's no way
she doesn't show.

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Hmm.

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[as Mr. Coconuts]
Leave that to us, doll.

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We'll make sure Nina's
strummed her last chords.

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[as self] Oh, whoa there.
[laughs]

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We just mean we'll make sure

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she doesn't make the audition.

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[as Mr. Coconuts] Yeah,
that's what we mean.

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[panting] Phew.

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<i>[light, curious music]</i>

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[laughs sneakily]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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[deep voice]
This is my stop.

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[tires screech]
Wait, uh, never mind.

108
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[bell dings]

109
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Wait, this is my stop.

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Oh, nope.
Not this one either.

111
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Wait. Oops.
- Ah.

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Silly me.

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I guess it must be
the next one.

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[growls]

115
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I can't wait to try out.

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Cool, someone here's gotta be
good enough to replace me.

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Okay, let's see what ya got.

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[eccentric music]

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[bleating]

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♪ ♪

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Ooh, maybe this is my stop.

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Oh, wrong again.

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[chuckles]
- [groans] I'm getting off!

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I'm never gonna make it
in time.

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[grunts, growls]

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[sinister keyboard music]

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[groans]

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♪ ♪

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[whistle blows]
- [sighs] Just my luck.

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[whistle blowing]

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Ugh.

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[grunting]

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- Whoo!
- Yay!

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[pants]

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Okay, back on track.

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[discordant music]

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[all groan]

138
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[sighs] We've been here
for hours,

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and no one has been close
to good enough.

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Is there anyone else out there?

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Let me take a look.

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[doors rattling]

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- [panting]
- [gasps]

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[whimpers]

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- Aah!
- But wait!

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Oh, auditions are over?

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[sighs]

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<i>[dismal music]</i>

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Oh, look at that!

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We found
the perfect replacement!

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Let's pack it in, people.

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But he hasn't
even played yet.

153
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Pfft, hasn't played yet.

154
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[laughs] Guys,
don't you know who this is?

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all: No.

156
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He's the one, the only...

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- Joey.
- Joey!

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Musical prodigy and rock god.

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all: He is?
- I am?

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You can't ask someone

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of Joey's caliber to audition.

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It's insulting!

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Besides, a tuba player
will really set us apart.

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Uh, okay.

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If you say so.

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Welcome to the band, rock god.
- [mumbling nervously]

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Awesome! I didn't even think
I had a chance of--

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[laughs] So modest.

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[whispers] Okay, dude.

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Meet me at my garage tomorrow

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and I'll teach you everything
you need to know for the gig.

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Sweet!

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Sorry, I guess
I haven't emptied my spit valve

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in a while.

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All right,
let the jammin' begin.

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Show me what ya got, Joey.

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[inhales]

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Please be good enough,
please be good enough.

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[bright tuba music]
[exclaims, sighs]

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Thank goodness.

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He's actually good enough.

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Uh, dude?

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Whoa!
[crash]

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00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:05,448
Yee!
- [groans]

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Go Acorns!

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- [grunts]
- Sorry, Luna.

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00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,103
I've been in marching band
since middle school.

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When I rock the tuba,
my feet gotta move.

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Yeah, cool, dude.

190
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But you're gonna
be on a tiny stage

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where there's no room for that,

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so let's try it again
without the marching.

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[rapid tuba music]

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♪ ♪

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[gasps]
- Ow. Sorry, I can't stop it.

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Hmm. [gasps]

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I think I know
who can help us with this.

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Joey, meet my sister Lynn.

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Lynn, this is Joey.

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- Hey.
- Hut, hut.

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Let's see. Uh, hut, hut.

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Oh, yeah, I can work with this.

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<i>[playful music]</i>

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[bright tuba music]
[weights clicking]

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[both gasp]

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This rapid-dry cement
will hold him in place.

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[struggling]

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00:08:01,103 --> 00:08:02,862
Phew.

209
00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:08,551
♪ ♪

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[both groan]

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[bus scraping]

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00:08:18,551 --> 00:08:19,413
- [gasps]
- What?

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♪ ♪

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- Hey, Luna!
- Aah!

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Um, what is Joey doing?

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♪ ♪

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<i>That dude, he has a very
unique creative process.</i>

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<i>No one can see him
before showtime.</i>

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<i>Trust me!</i>

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This is hopeless.
- No, it's not.

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I know how to make this kid's
weird one-man parade work.

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[groans]

223
00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:53,413
Um, why does Joey
have a treadmill?

224
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Uh, it's all part
of his unique creative process.

225
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Don't worry.
It's gonna be great.

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Hey, Moon Goats, you're up.

227
00:09:01,482 --> 00:09:04,034
[straining]

228
00:09:04,034 --> 00:09:06,000
All right, Pit Spitters,

229
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,551
are you ready to rock?

230
00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:09,379
[cheers and applause]

231
00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:14,482
[punchy music]

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00:09:14,482 --> 00:09:16,000
It's working!

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00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,034
It's weird, but it's working!

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00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:21,275
[rapid beeping]

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Aah!

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00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:25,862
- Oh!
- [groans]

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00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:28,517
[all gasp]

238
00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,655
Uh, technical difficulties.

239
00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:32,724
We'll be right back!

240
00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:34,862
Luna, what is going on?

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00:09:34,862 --> 00:09:37,793
And do not say "It's part of
his unique creative process."

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[sighs] I'm sorry, dudes.

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00:09:39,931 --> 00:09:41,448
This is all my fault.

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00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,413
I know I've let you down,
but I promise, I will fix it.

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I'm gonna do what I should've
done in the first place.

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[crash]
- Ooh!

247
00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:51,758
I just need to make
a quick trip to the duck pond.

248
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,379
Huh, I just call it
the bathroom,

249
00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:55,413
but hey, whatever.

250
00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,620
One, two, three. Pull!

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00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,758
[all grunt]
- Oh!

252
00:09:58,758 --> 00:09:59,965
- Hey!
- Aah!

253
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,758
Uh, this is Nina.

254
00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:03,172
[quacking]

255
00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:04,896
She's who should've replaced me
from the start.

256
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,379
She's amazing.

257
00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:09,241
Are you sure?
'Cause I don't wanna be harsh,

258
00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:12,206
but your last pick
didn't exactly go smoothly.

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This time you can trust me, dudes.

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Nina's the real deal.

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Check out those calluses.

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all: Whoa!
- Hey, Moon Goats!

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You gotta get back out there.

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People are startin' to leave.

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[quacking]

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A-one, two, three!

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[upbeat rock music]

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♪ ♪

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[cheers and applause]
- Huh?

270
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They're spitting cherry pits
at us.

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[laughs]
That means they like us.

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Yes, we did it!
- Whoo-hoo!

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I know, right?

274
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She's totally better than me.

275
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And listen, if you wanna
replace me with her, I get it.

276
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I just want what's best
for the Moon Goats.

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Are you kidding?
Sure, she's amazing,

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but so are you!

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Come on,
the Moon Goats wouldn't be

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the Moon Goats without you.

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Aww. Aww, you guys.

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[quacking]
- Hey, Moon Goats!

283
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Thanks for
this awesome opportunity!

284
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How would you like to open
for us at our next gig?

285
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What? Are you serious?

286
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[squeals, laughs]

287
00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:16,827
Can we do an official
Moon Goats band bleat?

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Get in here, Joey!

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[all bleat]

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[laughter]