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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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OK, kiddos, I made
something special for dessert.
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It's a frosted
Lynn-amon Bundt cake.
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My bundt!
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What happened to it?
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Don't look at me.
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I prefer mud pies.
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Well, it's not like it
sprouted legs and walked away.
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Let's not rule that out.
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My recent experiments
in culinary science
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have yielded
surprising results.
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Now that I think about it,
someone ate all the cake pops
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Clyde made me the other day.
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And my butter
pecan cookies I made
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for the drama club bake sale.
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Whoever took them
butter fuss up.
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Sounds like we
have a treat thief.
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Fortunately, Todd's programmed
in forensic astronomy.
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Todd!
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Initiate culinary
investigation mode.
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Detecting high-fructose
corn syrup in the vicinity.
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I am receiving a strong
signal from upstairs.
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Thank you, parental unit.
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Signal growing stronger.
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Um, hello?
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When did knocking
go out of fashion?
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High-fructose
corn syrup detected.
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High-fructose corn syrup detected.
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High-fructose
corn syrup detected.
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How dare you?
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I don't see a warrant.
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This is a violation
of my rights.
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Dangerously high levels
of high-fructose
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corn syrup detected.
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My bundt!
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OK, which
one of you put that there?
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May I have a word
with Lola alone, please?
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- Did she even chew that thing?
- Not cool, sis.
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Lola, sweetie, it seems
like your sweet tooth
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is getting out of hand.
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Maybe it's time to take
a little break from treats.
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A break from treats?
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Please, it's not like
I have a problem.
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You're eating
a lollipop right now.
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What?
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Who put that there?
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You know, it's good
to set healthy goals.
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How about this?
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If you give up treats
for a whole week,
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I'll buy you this pageant
dress you've been eyeing.
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Seriously?
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Just for giving up treats?
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You've got a deal.
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This is gonna be
a piece of cake.
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Minus the cake of course.
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Great.
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Then, I'll just hold on
to these for now.
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Oh, you're taking
them all right now?
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Oh, great.
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Fabulous.
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Uh, wait.
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Um, can I just have
a moment alone
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with the salted
caramel truffles?
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They're my absolute favorite.
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Of course.
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Goodbye,
my sweet little friends.
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Mwah!
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OK, take them away.
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Here you are, girls.
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Oh, morning, Lola.
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Morning, Daddy.
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I'll have
the French toast today,
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and make it extra Frenchie.
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One French toast coming up.
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Remember, sweetie,
hold the syrup.
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Oh, right.
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I'll just have pancakes
á la mode, then.
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Um, that means
covered in ice cream.
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Fine, give me cereal.
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Candy in a bowl.
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What am I supposed to eat?
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Air?
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There are a lot of things.
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How about a nice bowl
of oatmeal with fruit?
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OK, I can work with that.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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Time to carb load
before the big game.
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Huh?
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You're either with
me or against me, Lynn.
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All right!
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Breakfast on the floor!
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You guys finally
listened to me.
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Ooh, the Little Miss
Motor Oil Pageant is on.
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This should keep
my mind off treats.
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Wake up your taste buds with
X-Treme Fruity Sour Blasters.
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It's like a party
in your mouth.
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Let's
see what else is on, shall we?
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Handcrafted by
master chocolatiers.
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Bar Truffles
are irresistibly smooth,
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irresistibly rich,
and just plain irre--
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Oh, Lola, honey,
you look like you
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could use a little help.
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Oh, why don't you try this?
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Every time you're tempted
to have sweets,
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just have a stick
of celery instead.
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Celery?
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Well,
I always liked the crunch.
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This shouldn't be so bad.
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Some rose hip tea to go with
your celery, Mr. Sprinkles?
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Oh, good.
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My Jack Sweet's chocolates
of the month are here.
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Ooh, those caramel macadamia
chocolates are my favorite.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Hey!
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You're either with me
or against me, Mr. Grouse.
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Now beat it, delivery boy,
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unless you want
some of this too, huh?
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Huh? Ahh!
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No, wait.
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My chocolates!
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Who needs treats
when you have the open road,
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fresh air, and no temptations?
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Huh?
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The sweet, sweet music
of an ice cream truck?
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Not today!
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Stop chasing me, Dalton!
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But, Lola,
you're my best customer!
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Lola, why?
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You're either with me
or against me, Dalton!
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Hmph!
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Uh-uh.
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Happy Friday, Lola.
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Oh, I'm so impressed with
how well you've been doing.
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I know, right?
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Get your wallet ready,
because in a few hours,
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that pageant dress is mine.
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I packed you some
more celery for the road.
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No, thanks.
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We have a school
field trip today.
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Those are always
fun and distracting.
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Wherever we go,
I shouldn't have any problems
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keeping my mind off treats.
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Are you kidding me?
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Jack Sweet's Candy Factory?
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Yoo-hoo!
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Up here, kids!
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Whoo!
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Ah.
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Welcome to my candy factory.
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You're in for a treat.
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There's so much to see.
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And the best part is,
it's all edible.
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Great.
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That's right,
you can eat everything,
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just like my licorice zip line.
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Ooh!
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Even our gummy bear
factory workers are edible.
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Oh, yeah, we can't let
you eat them, though.
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It's in their contract.
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Now, who wants to experience
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my yum-tastic candy paradise?
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I do. I do!
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You can do this.
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Just stay calm
and picture the dress.
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Shall we begin?
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Ahh!
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♪ Welcome to the first
room on our tour ♪
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♪ If you get lost,
there's a map on the brochure ♪
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♪ This is where we keep
the candy cooker ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ Our candy's made with
love ♪
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♪ But it's mostly made
with sugar ♪
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♪ Here we pull the taffy till
it gains some elasticity ♪
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♪ It's not about efficiency ♪
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♪ It's more about consistency ♪
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♪ Once it stretches
sufficiently ♪
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♪ We hang it up like this,
you see? ♪
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♪ And after that, we cut it
up and pack it individually ♪
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- Ahh!
- Oh, yeah!
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♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
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♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
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♪ We're here to
make you smile ♪
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♪ So we hope it's
satisfactory ♪
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♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
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♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
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♪ We're here to
make you smile ♪
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♪ So we hope it's
satisfactory ♪
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♪ Try a little lick of this
sweet and sour licorice ♪
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♪ And how have I forgotten
my favorite candy cotton? ♪
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♪ All the clouds
are made of it ♪
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♪ So eat it in
the shade of it ♪
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♪ Your teeth may
be decayed a bit ♪
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♪ But please don't
be afraid of it ♪
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♪ And here we find the
crystal candy forest ♪
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♪ Because it's got
something for us ♪
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♪ A gummy bear chorus ♪
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♪ Gum gums are delectable ♪
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♪ The frosty floor
is spreadable ♪
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♪ The sprinkles
are embeddable ♪
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♪ And everything is edible ♪
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Ha, ha, ha!
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♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
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♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
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♪ We're here
to make you smile ♪
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♪ So we hope it's
satisfactory ♪
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♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
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♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
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♪ We're here
to make you smile ♪
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♪ So we hope it's
satisfactory ♪
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♪ Try a little peanut brittle ♪
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♪ It'll probably
make you giggle ♪
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♪ And just look
at all the gummies
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♪ With jelly in the middle ♪
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♪ All the flavors
are artificial ♪
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♪ You can eat 'em
by the fistful ♪
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♪ You can try the
bubble gum with
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♪ The little flavor pistols ♪
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Enough!
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Yes!
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I did it.
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Ha!
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Thank goodness that's over.
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Ha, take that,
Jack Sweet-- huh?
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Leaving so soon?
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Certainly not without one of my
ooey, gooey, creamy, delicious
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salted caramel truffles.
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T-- t-- truffles?
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Hey, Lola.
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Let's go get that new dress.
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Oh.
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I don't deserve the dress.
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I caved and had a treat.
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We went on a field trip
to a candy factory,
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and I tried so hard all day,
but in the end,
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I just couldn't resist.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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I know I let you down.
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Let me down?
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Honey, I am so proud of you.
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Uh, maybe you didn't hear me.
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I failed, big time.
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Lola,
sugar is OK in moderation.
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You made it through a whole
week and a candy factory,
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and you only had one treat.
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I'd say you made
a lot of progress.
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Really?
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Oh, I guess it was
pretty impressive.
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I surprise myself
every day, really.
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So shall
we go buy that new dress?
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You're still gonna
buy me the dress?
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00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:02,172
Maybe we can get the
matching shoes too?
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Don't push it.
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Lola!
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Talk to me!
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00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:08,793
I have new flavors.
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00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,068
I'm begging you!
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00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:14,379
Will you excuse me
for a second?
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00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,517
There you are!
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00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:16,482
Wait, what are you--
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00:11:17,862 --> 00:11:19,068
For the last time, Dalton,
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you're either with me
or against me!