♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
Poo-poo.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[munching]
OK, kiddos, I made something special for dessert.
It's a frosted Lynn-amon Bundt cake.
[gasps] My bundt!
What happened to it?
Don't look at me.
I prefer mud pies.
Well, it's not like it sprouted legs and walked away.
Let's not rule that out.
My recent experiments in culinary science
have yielded surprising results.
Now that I think about it, someone ate all the cake pops
Clyde made me the other day.
And my butter pecan cookies I made
for the drama club bake sale.
Whoever took them butter fuss up.
[laughs]
Sounds like we have a treat thief.
Fortunately, Todd's programmed in forensic astronomy.
Todd!
Initiate culinary investigation mode.
Detecting high-fructose corn syrup in the vicinity.
I am receiving a strong signal from upstairs.
[grunting]
Thank you, parental unit.
Signal growing stronger.
[gasps] Um, hello?
When did knocking go out of fashion?
High-fructose corn syrup detected.
[groans] How dare you?
I don't see a warrant.
This is a violation of my rights.
Dangerously high levels of high-fructose
corn syrup detected.
[all gasp]
My bundt!
[chuckles] OK, which one of you put that there?
May I have a word with Lola alone, please?
- Did she even chew that thing? - Not cool, sis.
Lola, sweetie, it seems like your sweet tooth
is getting out of hand.
Maybe it's time to take a little break from treats.
A break from treats?
Please, it's not like I have a problem.
You're eating a lollipop right now.
What?
Who put that there?
You know, it's good to set healthy goals.
How about this?
If you give up treats for a whole week,
I'll buy you this pageant dress you've been eyeing.
Seriously?
Just for giving up treats?
You've got a deal.
This is gonna be a piece of cake.
Minus the cake of course. [chuckles]
Great.
Then, I'll just hold on to these for now.
Oh, you're taking them all right now?
Oh, great.
Fabulous.
Uh, wait.
Um, can I just have a moment alone
with the salted caramel truffles?
They're my absolute favorite.
Of course.
Goodbye, my sweet little friends.
Mwah!
OK, take them away.
[groans]
Here you are, girls.
Oh, morning, Lola.
Morning, Daddy.
I'll have the French toast today,
and make it extra Frenchie.
One French toast coming up.
Remember, sweetie, hold the syrup.
Oh, right.
I'll just have pancakes á la mode, then.
Um, that means covered in ice cream.
Fine, give me cereal.
Candy in a bowl.
What am I supposed to eat?
Air?
There are a lot of things.
How about a nice bowl of oatmeal with fruit?
OK, I can work with that.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Time to carb load before the big game.
Huh?
You're either with me or against me, Lynn.
All right!
Breakfast on the floor!
You guys finally listened to me.
[chuckles]
[munching]
Ooh, the Little Miss Motor Oil Pageant is on.
This should keep my mind off treats.
Wake up your taste buds with X-Treme Fruity Sour Blasters.
It's like a party in your mouth.
[chuckles] Let's see what else is on, shall we?
Handcrafted by master chocolatiers.
Bar Truffles are irresistibly smooth,
irresistibly rich, and just plain irre--
Oh, Lola, honey, you look like you
could use a little help.
Oh, why don't you try this?
Every time you're tempted to have sweets,
just have a stick of celery instead.
Celery?
Well, I always liked the crunch.
This shouldn't be so bad.
[breezy music]
Some rose hip tea to go with your celery, Mr. Sprinkles?
[horn honking]
Oh, good.
My Jack Sweet's chocolates of the month are here.
[groans]
Ooh, those caramel macadamia chocolates are my favorite.
Whoa, whoa!
Hey!
You're either with me or against me, Mr. Grouse.
Now beat it, delivery boy,
unless you want some of this too, huh?
Huh? Ahh!
No, wait.
My chocolates!
[celery crunching]
Who needs treats when you have the open road,
fresh air, and no temptations?
[bouncy upbeat music]
Huh?
The sweet, sweet music of an ice cream truck?
[bouncy upbeat music]
Not today!
[dramatic music]
[tires squealing]
Stop chasing me, Dalton!
But, Lola, you're my best customer!
[tires squealing]
[yelps]
[music stops]
Lola, why?
You're either with me or against me, Dalton!
[upbeat jazzy music]
[gasps]
Hmph!
[both munching]
Uh-uh.
Happy Friday, Lola.
Oh, I'm so impressed with how well you've been doing.
I know, right?
Get your wallet ready, because in a few hours,
that pageant dress is mine.
[laughs] I packed you some more celery for the road.
No, thanks.
We have a school field trip today.
Those are always fun and distracting.
Wherever we go, I shouldn't have any problems
keeping my mind off treats.
[chuckles]
[all gasping]
Are you kidding me?
Jack Sweet's Candy Factory?
[all shouting]
[gulps] - Yoo-hoo!
Up here, kids!
Whoo!
Ah.
Welcome to my candy factory.
You're in for a treat.
There's so much to see.
And the best part is, it's all edible.
[all gasping]
Great.
That's right, you can eat everything,
just like my licorice zip line.
Ooh!
Even our gummy bear factory workers are edible.
[screaming]
Oh, yeah, we can't let you eat them, though.
It's in their contract.
[chuckles] Now, who wants to experience
my yum-tastic candy paradise?
[fireworks booming]
- I do. I do! - [sighs]
[inhales] You can do this.
Just stay calm and picture the dress.
Shall we begin?
Ahh!
[bell dings]
♪ Welcome to the first room on our tour ♪
♪ If you get lost, there's a map on the brochure ♪
♪ This is where we keep the candy cooker ♪
[all gasping] - Whoa!
♪ Our candy's made with love ♪
♪ But it's mostly made with sugar ♪
♪ Here we pull the taffy till it gains some elasticity ♪
♪ It's not about efficiency ♪
♪ It's more about consistency ♪
♪ Once it stretches sufficiently ♪
♪ We hang it up like this, you see? ♪
♪ And after that, we cut it up and pack it individually ♪
- Ahh! - Oh, yeah!
♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
♪ We're here to make you smile ♪
♪ So we hope it's satisfactory ♪
♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
♪ We're here to make you smile ♪
♪ So we hope it's satisfactory ♪
♪ Try a little lick of this sweet and sour licorice ♪
♪ And how have I forgotten my favorite candy cotton? ♪
♪ All the clouds are made of it ♪
♪ So eat it in the shade of it ♪
♪ Your teeth may be decayed a bit ♪
♪ But please don't be afraid of it ♪
♪ And here we find the crystal candy forest ♪
♪ Because it's got something for us ♪
♪ A gummy bear chorus ♪
[together] ♪ Gum gums are delectable ♪
♪ The frosty floor is spreadable ♪
[screams]
♪ The sprinkles are embeddable ♪
♪ And everything is edible ♪
Ha, ha, ha!
♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
♪ We're here to make you smile ♪
♪ So we hope it's satisfactory ♪
♪ Welcome to my factory ♪
♪ Would you like some taffy? ♪
♪ We're here to make you smile ♪
♪ So we hope it's satisfactory ♪
♪ Try a little peanut brittle ♪
♪ It'll probably make you giggle ♪
♪ And just look at all the gummies
♪ With jelly in the middle ♪
♪ All the flavors are artificial ♪
♪ You can eat 'em by the fistful ♪
[together] ♪ You can try the bubble gum with
♪ The little flavor pistols ♪
Enough!
[panting]
Yes!
I did it.
Ha!
Thank goodness that's over.
Ha, take that, Jack Sweet-- huh?
Leaving so soon?
Certainly not without one of my ooey, gooey, creamy, delicious
salted caramel truffles.
T-- t-- truffles?
Hey, Lola.
Let's go get that new dress.
- [sobs] - Oh.
I don't deserve the dress.
I caved and had a treat.
We went on a field trip to a candy factory,
and I tried so hard all day, but in the end,
I just couldn't resist.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I know I let you down.
Let me down?
Honey, I am so proud of you.
Uh, maybe you didn't hear me.
I failed, big time.
Lola, sugar is OK in moderation.
You made it through a whole week and a candy factory,
and you only had one treat.
I'd say you made a lot of progress.
Really?
Oh, I guess it was pretty impressive.
I surprise myself every day, really.
[chuckle]
[laughs] So shall we go buy that new dress?
You're still gonna buy me the dress?
Maybe we can get the matching shoes too?
[laughs] Don't push it.
Lola!
Talk to me!
I have new flavors.
I'm begging you!
Will you excuse me for a second?
There you are!
Wait, what are you--
[screams]
For the last time, Dalton,
you're either with me or against me!