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<i>All right, team.</i>

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We need a story that's gonna
top last week's feature,

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"Water Fountain Etiquette
with Clyde."

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Any suggestions?

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all: Hmm.
- Ooh, I've got one--me!

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No, we're
not doing another piece

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on your ab routine, Rusty.

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Yeah, we're still sifting
through the complaint letters.

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Say what you want.

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There's one name
on everybody's lips.

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My extraterrestrial
life detector.

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An alien must be close.

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Afternoon, chickpeas.

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Got another box
of mail addressed to Rusty.

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What did I tell ya?

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OK.

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The alien should be right here.

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Mr. Bolhofner!

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An alien must have
taken over his body.

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I've got to save him.

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Ah!

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Resisting is futile, alien!

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You've got two seconds
to tell me what

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the blue blazes is going on!

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Don't panic, but there's
an alien inside of you, Mr. B.

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I can totally prove it.

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See?

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It's flashing, which means--

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low battery.

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Let's just call this
a whoopsie.

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A whoopsie?

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Why don't we call it
two days' detention

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for tackling a teacher, Gurdle!

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You OK, Zach?

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We saw everything.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, at least it's only
two days of detention.

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What?

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What's the big deal?
I've had detention before.

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Yeah, in elementary school.

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This is middle school.

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The bullies are bigger,
and so are their wedgies.

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Yeah.

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Lynn once told me about
a kid who went to detention,

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and the other kids
gave him a wedgie

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so hard it stunted his growth.

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Oh, great.

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What am I gonna do?

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Don't worry, dog.
I gotcha.

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Welcome to Rusty's
School of Hard Knocks.

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Zach, you are about to learn
how to survive detention

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from a certified baddie.

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Certified baddie?

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Didn't you go to the school
nurse for a mosquito bite?

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It was on my knuckle, Stella.

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It was very painful.

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Now can we please
get back to business?

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Lesson number one,
make a strong first impression.

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Rusty Spokes Players,
it's show time.

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'Sup?
Name's Rusty Bones.

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Anybody got a problem
with that?

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Clyde, your line.

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Golly, not me.

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I'm too intimidated
by that sick physique.

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Me too.

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Did you see that news story
on his ab routine?

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I can't stop watching it.

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OK, I'm out.

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Stella, I thought
you were a professional.

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Now everybody in position
for the next scene.

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Lesson two,
establish your dominance.

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You want to go straight up to
the toughest kid in detention

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and show him who's boss.

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Scene two.
And action.

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I'm Meathead Larry,
the toughest kid in detention.

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Who talks like this?

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Sorry.

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So, Rusty Bones,
you think you can take me,

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Meathead Larry?

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Oh, I know I can.

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Check it.

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These are heavier
than I thought.

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I, Meathead Larry, am
never messing with you again,

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Rusty Bones.

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Parentheses,
dramatically bursts into tears.

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Ugh, that's stage direction, Lincoln.

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How am I supposed
to work with amateurs?

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Last lesson, instill fear
with a tough backstory.

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And action.

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Hey, new guy
with the perfect hair,

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what are you in for?

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Oh, a teacher got
chalk dust on my leather,

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so I trashed
his whole classroom.

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Hope you didn't irritate
that mosquito bite.

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Stella,
the Rusty Spokes Players

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will no longer
require your services.

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It's detention time.

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You ready?
- Actually, yeah.

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I'm surprised I'm saying this,
but thank you, Rusty.

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Your lessons were
all super helpful.

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Of course they were.

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Now take these,
so the bullies can't

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see the fear in your eyes.

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Rusty, I can
barely see in these.

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The darker the shades,
the tougher the dude, my dude.

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OK, strong first impression.

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Ah!

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OK, don't panic.

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Just establish dominance.

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Huh?

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You're in my seat, punk!

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Oh, so you want
to be a tough guy, huh?

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Look at this poser.
What are you in for?

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Did you lose a fight
to a printer?

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Good one, Anderson.

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I know
it's a good one, Pablo.

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The name's--

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The name's Zach.

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Bones, uh, Z-Bones.

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I'm in here because I had
a rumble with the Hof.

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Yeah, I didn't like the way
his 'stache was looking at me,

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so I was all,
"You got a problem, huh?

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Want some of this?
'Cause I'm serving it up hot."

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You fought Bolhofner?

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Yeah, right.

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OK, chuckleheads,
in your seats.

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And thanks a lot
for the shiner, Gurdle.

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Huh?

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Just checking in
before I head out

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for my daily swim
in the gym pool.

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And don't even think
about making a run for it,

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not like you'll get
past Rocket anyway.

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Whoa.

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So, Zach, you really
did take on the Hof.

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It's Z-Bones, punk.

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To Zach!

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And Rusty for teaching him.

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Yeah!

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Whoo, whoo, yeah!

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You guys should have seen it.

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They totally think
I'm one of them.

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Honestly didn't see
this one working out.

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No offense, Rusty.

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None taken.

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Now all I have to do is get
through tomorrow's detention,

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and I'm home free.

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You couldn't have
done it without me.

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I have return--

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oh!

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What's with these doors?

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Watch out.
Don't tackle me.

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There he is!

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Do you like my jacket,
Z-Bones?

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It's just like yours.

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Listen, we've been talking.

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And now that we know
you're one of us,

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we want to bring you in
on a little fun today.

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Oh, sure.
Like volleyball?

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Comic books?
- Oh, no.

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Way more fun than that.

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All right,
you know the drill by now.

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I swim.
You stay.

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Rocket door.
Cap snap.

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Let's do this.

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You coming, Z-Bones?

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Oh, uh, the fun
involves leaving the room.

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Cool, cool, cool.

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So where are we going?

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The teacher's lounge?

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I do hear they have
excellent decaf.

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Z-Bones, you slay me.

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What's, uh--
what's all this for?

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Oh, just
booby trapping the place.

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It's about time
we get revenge on the teachers

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who put us in detention,
right, guys?

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You're going to do what?

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I mean, uh, I've always found

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that whoopee cushions
do the trick.

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Yeah, like who tooted?

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Not me, ha!
It's hysterical.

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You're not
chickening out, are ya?

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Good.

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Anderson,
that's a lot of cement.

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Taylor, where'd you get
that jar full of snakes?

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Pablo, I didn't know
they made glue traps that big.

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I can't wait to see the look

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on the teachers' faces
tomorrow.

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Yeah, they'll probably be
all, ahh, ooh, ah, ha, ha!

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Right, Z-Bones?

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Yeah, totally.

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All right,
you're all free to go.

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Ah!

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You guys go on ahead
without me.

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I forgot my, uh, nunchucks.

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Can't leave without them.

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That Z-Bones is a wild card.

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I can't let this happen.

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Well, well, well,
just as I suspected.

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I was actually
replacing these

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with, uh, more dangerous ones.

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Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Oh, phew.

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We thought
you were taking them down.

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That's totally what
he was doing, Pablo.

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Look, I'm not the tough guy
I was pretending to be.

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I didn't actually
bare-knuckle box Bolhofner.

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I tackled him
because I thought an alien

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was living inside of him.

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That's who I really am.

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And you can wedgie me
to oblivion,

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but I am not gonna
let you pull your prank.

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The teachers
don't deserve this.

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You know what?

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Saying that took
some serious guts, newbie.

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Guess you are pretty tough
after all.

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Yeah,
and if we're being honest here,

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I actually didn't want to do

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the whole booby trap thing either.

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Oh, my gosh.
Thank goodness you said it.

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Me neither.
I don't want more detention.

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The "My Fair Lady" auditions
are coming up.

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I was born
to be in that show, guvnah!

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Well, I was only doing it
because I thought

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you guys wanted to.

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So, Z-Bones,
you're into aliens?

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That's pretty cool.

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I've been saying
that Bolhofner's

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an extraterrestrial for years.

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It would explain a lot.

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So it turns out
that I just needed

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to be honest with those guys,
and everything was cool.

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That might work for you,

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but us tough guys
have a different code,

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and I'm sticking to it.

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Hey, Rusty.

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Watch out for that mosquito.
- What?

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Where?

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Ouchie!
Nurse, please!

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<i>♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪</i>

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<i>♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Never any privacy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's the way
it always is ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the Loud house ♪</i>