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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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[cheerful music]
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♪ ♪
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[inhales deeply]
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[playing "Taps"]
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O-M-gosh, guys.
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I totes didn't think
this day would actually come.
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It won't be the same
around here, that's for sure.
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I've already begun
to make funeral arrangements.
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How do we feel about lilies?
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They were
the deceased's favorite.
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Are you sure their favorite
flower wasn't car-nation?
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[laughs]
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Ugh. Luan, read the room.
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Oh, sorry about
your loss, chiefs,
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but not too sorry
to demand payment
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for towing this pile of bolts.
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[engine starts]
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[somber music]
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Of all the places
for Vanzilla to bite the dust.
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Dudes, I didn't think
we'd get out of there.
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Ah, come on.
What's the hold up?
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I've been sitting
here forever.
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[all screaming]
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That was a long seven hours.
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[belches]
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[both sobbing]
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Aw, I know it's hard.
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Vanzilla's meant a lot
to this family
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ever since
Great-Grandpa Loud bought it.
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But I think it's time
to just let it go,
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emotionally and physically.
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[clears throat]
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[straining]
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[both grunting]
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Mom's right.
And at least we can rest easy
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knowing Vanzilla had
a long, rockin' life.
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Yeah.
To be honest,
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I'm shocked we didn't
have it scrapped years ago.
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Oh, I'm wrong for saying that?
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[scoffs] A toad's been living
in the rear speaker
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since before Lily was born!
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How could you all be
so heartless?
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We should be doing
everything we can
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to try to save Vanzilla!
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She's always been there
for us.
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Lynn, when everyone else was
too scared
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to play baseball with you,
Vanzilla was your catcher.
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Yeah.
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And Rita, when you wanted
"Mommy Alone Time,"
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Vanzilla gave you the
soundproof haven you needed.
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[no audible dialogue]
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[sighs] Thank you for that.
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So what do you say, huh?
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Give us one more shot
to save her.
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This was Gramps' van once too.
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I bet he can help us!
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Well...
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[harp music]
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[sighs] Okay.
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both: Whoo-hoo!
[toad croaks]
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But just until this weekend.
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Then we have to shop
for a new van.
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both: Whoo-hoo! Ha ha!
[toad croaks]
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Don't you worry.
We'll get her
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up and running like new.
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Sorry, Boris.
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Funeral's off.
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But keep your shovel handy.
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This isn't over yet.
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[grumbles]
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[ship horn blares]
- Hey!
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It's Gramps and his boat truck!
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How's my favorite kiddo
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holding up through all this?
[seagull squawks]
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Aw, well, thanks, Dad.
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I'm--
- [blubbering]
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All righty.
What's the game plan?
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We gotta narrow down
the problem
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so we can get her
running like new.
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And I know just the thing.
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[chuckles nervously]
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So if we get
Vanzilla going fast,
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we may be able
to roll-start the engine,
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and then we'll know
the problem is the pistons.
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It's a--a pretty big hill.
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Now remember, son,
when you get enough speed,
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try to start her up.
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[both strain]
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[screaming]
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[shrieks] It won't start!
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It won't start! Aah!
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[retches]
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Hm. Well, I'll be chummed.
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So it's not the pistons.
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[gasps] No, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Aah!
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[retches]
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Ah! [retches]
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Not again! [retches]
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Ah! [retches]
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[continues screaming]
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Maybe we shouldn't have
picked the guy
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with the weakest stomach
to do this.
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It was nothing! Ah!
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[lightning cracks]
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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If something's up with
Vanzilla's electrical system,
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then we need
a huge jolt of power.
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Lisa said her lightning rod
should do the trick.
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[lightning crashes]
[all gasp]
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[electricity zapping]
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[all gasp]
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All right.
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[key cranks]
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Huh, nothing.
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[groans]
So it's not the electrical.
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[lightning crashes]
[both gasp]
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Uh, Dad,
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I'd get out of there
if I were you.
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Huh? What?
[lightning crashes]
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[incoherent babbling]
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[van crashes]
Ugh!
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Okay. Dibs on not starting
the van next time.
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Oof!
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[sighs]
We've been out here all night,
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and we still don't know
what's wrong.
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Yeah, but at least I found
this grimy old cowbell.
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Must've left it in Vanzilla.
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[chuckling]
That's no cowbell.
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It's the left crank
cylinder gasket.
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Ah, yes, the good ol' LCCG.
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How did I miss that before?
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And look how rusted it is.
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This must be what's wrong
with Vanzilla!
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Yup.
If we can replace it,
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maybe we can save the old girl.
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Hey, Flip always has
a lot of used car parts around.
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To Flip's!
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Yep, it's a left crank
cylinder gasket, all right.
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Busted for sure.
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Good thing I got a ton of 'em.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
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But none for a Fung van
like yours.
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all: Aww.
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'Cause there ain't
no such thing.
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all: Huh?
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There is a Fungo.
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[all cough]
- Hey.
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That's our van!
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The letter O must have
fallen off.
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[gasps]
So that's where this came from!
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I--I found it in our driveway
when I was a little minnow.
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I've used it as a belt buckle
ever since.
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[chuckles]
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Eh, don't worry
about it, chief.
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Ol' Flip likes
to keep it casual too.
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Anywho, uh,
I got some crummy news.
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I don't got a gasket
that fits a Fungo van.
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Nobody does.
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The company went belly-up
ages ago.
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But I might have
some good news.
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I didn't ask for the bribe yet!
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We're short on time.
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Well, you could try
asking for the part
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from the inventor himself,
Freddy Fungo.
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He lives in the abandoned
factory outside of town.
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Well, what are
we waiting for?
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Let's go!
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Lana, honey,
where are your pants?
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I thought we were all
taking 'em off.
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[crow caws]
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[suspenseful music]
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Well, here goes nothin'.
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[intercom buzzes]
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What do you want?
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Mr. Fungo?
We came about your van.
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See, we--
- I don't ever want to hear
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about that stinking van again.
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- [gasps]
- Now make like
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a busted muffler
and hit the road.
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If there's one thing being
an old sea dog's taught me,
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it's if the crab won't
come to you,
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you gotta go to the crab!
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[all straining]
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- Oof!
- Agh!
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[whimpering] Aah!
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If we can't go over,
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then we go under!
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[grunting]
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[metallic clunk]
Um, guys?
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I, uh, may have hit a--
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- Uh!
- Whoa!
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Ah!
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[weakly] A water main.
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[seagull squawks]
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[growls] If we can't go over,
and we can't go under,
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then by Ahab, we go through!
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[horn blares]
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[tires squealing]
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[all yelling]
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all: Aah!
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Oof!
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[all groan]
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Just like I planned it.
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Whoa. [chuckles]
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[mouse squeaks]
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[triumphant music]
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I thought I told you bozos
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to shift into high gear
and beat it.
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But Mr. Fungo,
you gotta listen!
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A-about your van, it's a--
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Big--[blows raspberry]
Right?
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I get it all ready, pal.
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No, no, no!
We came here to--
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Laugh at me,
like all the rest.
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Ha!
Sorry to ruin your fun,
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but Freddy Fungo's
running on empty.
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[buzzer blares]
Now, out you go!
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Oh!
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We're not here
to laugh at you!
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We love your van!
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Yeah, w-we came
to ask you for a new
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left crank cylinder gasket
to keep it alive.
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Wait, you--y-you love my van?
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Of course we do!
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It's a member of the family!
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Well, I even keep a picture
of the old girl in my wallet.
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Me too.
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I keep one in my hat!
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[sniffles]
In all these years,
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I thought my career had
blown a tire,
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that I was a great big failure.
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You see, I came
from a big family.
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We could never all fit
into the same car at one time.
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So when I grew up,
I designed a van
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with room
for the whole family.
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But when I tried to sell it,
nobody wanted it.
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Back then,
it was all about sporty--
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tail fins and convertibles.
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So I had to close the factory.
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[sighs]
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But to hear my van's meant
so much to your family,
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why, I'm a success after all.
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00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,655
Now let's burn rubber.
262
00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:43,034
We gotta go save your van.
263
00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:44,965
Right. [chuckles]
264
00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:47,000
Gotta let you down first.
265
00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:51,896
So is this where you keep
the gaskets?
266
00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,000
Oof!
[metallic crash]
267
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,586
Yes, it is.
268
00:09:54,586 --> 00:09:56,000
- Whoo-hoo!
- Ah, yeah!
269
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,413
If I had any.
270
00:09:57,413 --> 00:09:59,172
But I don't.
271
00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:00,379
all: Aww.
272
00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:01,862
But fear not.
273
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,413
Fasten your seat belts.
274
00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:06,068
We're gonna make one
from scratch.
275
00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:08,103
Making our own car part?
276
00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:09,689
I gotta be dreaming.
277
00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:11,103
Dad, pinch me.
278
00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:13,000
[grunts softly] Nope, I'm not!
279
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,379
Ow! What was that for?
280
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,310
Well, just in case
you were dreaming.
281
00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,482
[chuckles]
282
00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:20,482
[cheerful music]
283
00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:27,482
♪ ♪
284
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:31,620
[laughing] Yes!
285
00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:32,689
- Yes!
- Whoo-hoo!
286
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:33,896
[mice squeaking]
287
00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:37,482
All right, Gramps,
give it a try.
288
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,310
Oh, please work,
please work, please work.
289
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,551
[engine cranks, turns over]
290
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:47,551
[all coughing]
291
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:49,310
[engine rumbling]
292
00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,379
[all cheer]
293
00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:55,000
Aw, I knew you'd
pull through, old girl.
294
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,413
Hey, Lana, get in here!
295
00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:04,310
Now you'll have a family photo
for your wallet too, Fungo.
296
00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,586
Aww.
297
00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:08,620
I'll never tire
of looking at this.
298
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:10,000
Sorry, Boris.
299
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,655
They fixed the van after all.
300
00:11:11,655 --> 00:11:13,724
Funeral's off for good.
301
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:14,758
[sighs]
302
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,827
You Louds are exhausting.
303
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:19,000
Boris needs a nap.
304
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,862
[snoring]