♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
Poo-poo.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[tires screech]
[squawk] This is embarrassing.
I don't need a babysitter.
I'm a big bird!
A big bird who gets into big trouble.
I'm sorry, but we can't take you to Carlos' lecture
today and have you behave like you did at the last one.
[cheers and applause]
And now, a rare Mesoamerican bowl that dates back to 1519.
It's the only one of its kind left in the world.
[squawk] A little privacy, please!
[gasp] Sergio, what are you doing?
Shoo! Gah!
Oh, soap in my eyes!
[bowl shattering]
[all gasping]
[laughing] What?
It was funny when Dad started crying.
[groans]
Uh, I mean, shame on you, Sergio!
Rosa, Carl, Sergio!
Please, come in.
Gracias, and thank you for watching Sergio tonight.
Oh, it's our pleasure.
Lola!
My favorite Loud.
Is that a new crown?
It really brings out your--
Cut to the chase, Casagrande.
Ugh!
My dad's lectures are dullsville,
and I can't sit through another if Sergio isn't
going to be there to wreck it!
Hmm, sounds like a you problem...
that I may be able to help with.
[chuckle]
OK, Sergio, you better be on your best
behavior with the Louds.
If you pull any of your usual stunts,
I'm sending you to bird boot camp.
[whimpers]
Thanks again.
We'll pick him up tomorrow morning.
[engine revving]
[tires screeching]
[both gasp]
Ha, nice try, Lola.
Carl would never call the van seats "tacky."
He doesn't even know what that means.
Carl, it didn't work!
[groans] Worth a shot.
Sorry.
No refunds or exchanges.
[grumbling]
Hey, Sergio.
The other pets are waiting for you out by Charles' doghouse.
[squawk] Sergio has arrived.
So what's the plan?
What are we doing for fun today?
Ugh, Old Maid?
[squawk] You call that fun?
Ugh, no, thank you.
[touch-tones beeping]
Oye, Sancho, you up?
[squawking]
Grab the Great Lake City gang and get
your beaks to Royal Woods, party in Tall Timbers Park!
[squawking]
Sure, I'll get pizzas, but don't pull that "forgot
your wallet" bit again.
See ya on the flip side.
I got a party to get to!
[all squeaking]
Oh, you want to come.
Oh, me and my big beak, oh.
[all whimpering]
I mean, of course, you can come.
The party's at the, uh, big fountain downtown.
[all squeaking]
Great, you guys go get ready, and I'll see ya--
never.
[giggling]
[upbeat music]
[squeaking]
[meows]
[squeaks]
[all cooing]
Coo, coo!
Sancho in the house!
Just in time for pizza.
[all gobbling]
[squawk] Let's get this party started!
You've done it again, Sergio.
[squawks] Host with the most.
[wind howling]
[somber piano]
[all sighing]
- [cooing] - [squeaks]
[muffled dance music]
♪ ♪
[chirping]
[squeals]
[muffled dance music]
[all cooing]
Aw, yeah!
This sick beak is spinning some sick beats.
[phone ringing]
Yikes, that's my alarm.
I got to get back to the lounge before they
notice I'm missing.
[record scratches]
Ahem, party pigeons, I'm afraid another bird
bash is coming to an end.
Thanks for saving me from Dullsville.
See you back in the city.
[all sigh]
Looks like the Louds all went to bed.
I'll have to sneak in through a window.
[grunting] Oh!
[groaning]
[all snoring]
Psst. Open up and let me in!
[all yawning]
[gasp] Is this about the party not being
at the big fountain downtown?
It was a joke.
Can't you take a joke?
[all blowing raspberry]
Fine.
Don't need you guys anyway.
I'll find my own way in.
You'll see.
Sergio is unstoppable.
[squawk]
Ugh! [moaning]
Oh!
I'm going to have to use my brain and not my brawn.
[knocking]
Leni, you're dreaming.
I'm Dream Sergio.
Open the window.
Hmm.
[gasps]
[snoring]
Oh, no!
Bawk, down the chimney like old Saint Nick.
[grunting]
Ow!
Ah!
Told you I was unstoppable!
[coughs]
[groans] I get it.
You're still mad about the party.
Let's talk about it like grown animals.
[groans] Real mature, guys!
[birds cooing]
Ah!
Ack!
What are you all doing here?
[cooing]
You promised the pigeons an afterparty?
[all cooing]
[dance music]
Keep it down.
Don't wake up the Louds.
If Rosa finds out about this, my goose is cooked.
[all cooing]
[loud thud]
[gulps]
Honcho, get everyone down to the basement!
Ah!
[all cooing]
What do you think you're doing-- ahh!
[loud thud]
[groaning]
[spits] You guys get down
to the basement and stifle it!
[all cooing]
[drums playing]
[gasps] Uh-oh!
♪ ♪
[squawks]
Shoo!
Shoo, you annoying creatures!
Sergio?
What are you and all these pigeons doing in the garage?
I, uh--
I'm Dream Sergio.
You're just dreaming of all these birds.
Oh, OK.
That makes sense.
Good night, Dream Sergio.
Whew.
Now to get those pigeons out of here once and for all.
Still unstoppable--
Augh!
[dance music] What the heck?
[growling]
Sancho!
[squawk] A nightclub?
You've got to be kidding me!
Sancho, get these guys out of here!
[cooing]
I don't care if you're getting
a cut of the cover charge.
[cooing]
Ack, wait!
Sancho, you can't do this to me!
Whatever he's paying, I'll double it!
[squawks]
I'm doomed!
The Louds are going to wake up, see this mess,
and rat me out to Rosa.
I'm going to bird boot camp for sure.
[squeaking]
Ah!
[all giggling]
Just the pets I wanted to see.
Can you help me get rid of these pigeons?
You're kind of my last hope.
I deserve that.
Look, I'm sorry.
I wasn't very nice to you today.
I should have been cool with what you wanted to do.
And I shouldn't have lied about the party.
And I shouldn't have been so insulting.
And I'm sorry for being a big-beaked jerk.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, you really made me work for it.
[squeaking]
OK, so how are we going to get rid of these featherbrains?
[jazzy music]
♪ ♪
Hmm.
♪ ♪
[all cooing]
[squawks]
The refreshments have arrived.
Who wants bread crumbs?
Follow me!
[all cooing]
OK, team, it's showtime!
[all cooing]
[all gasp]
Oh, no, a red-tailed hawk!
Pigeons are their favorite snack.
Everybody scatter!
[squawking]
[squealing]
[squawking]
[both grunting]
[squawking]
[both quacking]
[whimpering]
I got a pigeon bone to pick with you, mister.
Ugh!
[groans]
[coughs]
Um, we'll call it even.
That was amazing!
I had you guys all wrong.
You're very clever, not to mention hardcore.
Mind if I hang till the fam gets back?
Ooh, a match.
Oh, Sergio.
The Louds told me you were the perfect houseguest.
What can I say?
It's easy when you're hanging with friends.
Well, I'm very proud of you.
Now, come on. It's time to go.
Aw, five more minutes?
I'm about to win an old maid.
Rita, why is the basement covered in pigeon poop?
- Hmm. - Gotta go!
[all giggling]