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Snore, snore.
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Ahh-ahh!
Yeah!
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Poo-poo!
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Lily, are you tired yet?
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It's going on 3:00 a.m., sweetie.
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It's OK.
It's not your fault.
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It's your dad's.
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- Wah!
- Ugh.
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That is the last time he
gives you a chocolate-covered
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espresso bean for dessert.
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"Uh,
I thought it was a raisin."
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Sake's alive.
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These hippity-hop shoes really
put a spring in my step!
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Ahh!
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Good for Mrs. Bernardo.
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She finally got
a speaking role.
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I Miss Bernardo!
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Whee!
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All right,
this isn't working.
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Where are the car keys?
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Time for an old
trick that always
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worked on your siblings.
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We'll drive around
until you're sleepy.
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Horsey ride!
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Oh, there are the keys.
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Grant,
there's too much paprika!
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Lily, it's almost 4:00 a.m.
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Aren't you--
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sleepy?
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OK, I'll take that as a no.
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Oh!
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Did you see that?
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Yep, bad guy, no good.
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Oh, we got to
call the police!
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OK, OK, where's my phone?
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Officer Shirley,
what is your emergency?
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I just saw a toddler--
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OK, no, wait, my toddler
and I just saw a burglar
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running out of Jean Juan's.
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He was a small man
or a medium-sized teen.
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We couldn't see the face.
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It's dark out,
and I'm tired, so my vision
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is a little blurry.
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Ma'am, could you slow down?
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But he was
definitely stealing food,
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the fromage con queso
or maybe the churro baguettes.
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Oh.
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Oh, that sounds
so good right now.
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Oh.
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Oh, hang on.
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I dropped my phone.
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Oh, here it is!
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Are you still there?
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What are you and your
kid doing out at 4:00 a.m.?
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OK, well, my husband
gave her an espresso bean,
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and now she's wide awake.
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Sweetie, do you have to pee?
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No, I just went.
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Listen, hon,
you're not the first tired mom
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to call in a little confused.
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Last night,
we had a lady mistaking
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a possum for a werewolf.
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Why don't you
go home and get some rest?
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Ugh!
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Can you believe her?
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I am not just some tired,
confused mom.
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Rude!
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You know what, Lily?
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I say we do some
investigating of our own.
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We track down the thief,
we get some evidence,
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and then we call that
officer back and say,
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"Who's confused now?"
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Yeah, yeah!
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This is exciting.
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We show her!
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Not to brag,
but Mommy has been listening
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to a ton of crime podcasts.
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Hmm, this would be a cakewalk
if we had a DNA processing kit.
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Look, footprints.
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Ah!
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Fresh queso.
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Great job, sweetie!
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The trail's gone cold.
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If only we had a tracking
hound to catch the scent!
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Look!
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Paper!
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OK, how are you
finding everything?
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It's a map.
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I bet our guy drew it.
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The question is,
what are these locations?
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Steal more stuff?
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You're right.
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He wasn't just after
free appetizers.
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He is on a crime spree,
and these are the next spots
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he's going to hit!
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Let's see if we can
decipher these symbols.
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Hmm, this looks like
some kind of hieroglyph
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of an ancient bird.
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What does it mean?
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If only I'd paid attention
during Egyptian history!
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Chicken parm!
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Now I see it.
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OK, this is the nearest farm.
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Keep your eyes peeled.
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There he is!
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What's he up to?
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He's stealing a horse!
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Wow, fast horsey.
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Come on, let's tail him.
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I take picture!
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No good!
Get closer!
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Trying!
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It's not easy in the dark.
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Ahh!
Oh, no!
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The map!
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Look out!
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Whoa!
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Looks like we need a new ride.
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Horsey ride?
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Lily, that does
not belong to us.
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But he get away!
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Fine.
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OK, but let's leave a note.
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Yay!
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Good boy-- or girl.
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Follow the tracks!
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Dairyland?
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Mommy, look!
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Him inside.
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This crime spree
is never-ending.
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Come on!
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Let's get him.
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Stay close, Lily.
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He could be anywhere.
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Look!
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That police lady is going
to owe us a big, fat apology
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when she sees our pictures.
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Well, that should
be enough evidence.
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Hello?
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Rita?
Rita, where are you?
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Is Lily asleep?
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Oh, no.
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Shh!
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Turn off!
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Hon, I think you're on mute.
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I can't hear you.
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Can you hear me?
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both: Whew.
- Hey!
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both: Ahh!
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Oh, good idea!
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Time for some coffee to go!
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Oh!
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Ahh!
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Ahh!
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Aha!
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Come on!
This way!
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Ahh!
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Ugh!
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I'm going to find you!
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Ah!
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Why did they have
to use Limburger cheese?
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Come on, an exit's close.
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Look!
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Oh, looks like we
made it, sweetie.
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both: Ah!
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Ugh!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Well, well, what have we here?
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A couple of amateur detectives?
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Look, this was a big mistake.
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We promise not to tell.
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Please, just let us go.
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Sorry,
but you've seen too much.
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And now you must pay!
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Stay away from my child!
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Oof!
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Are you there, honey?
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Hello?
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Ow!
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Be careful!
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My face is my instrument.
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Let's take five.
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I need a cold compress.
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both: Mrs. Bernardo?
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Well, normally,
this is where you clap.
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But I'll accept
stunned silence.
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You're the thief?
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Wait.
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What is going on?
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Is this a dream?
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Apologies for scaring you.
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I'm just training
for an audition
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to play a thief, a crook,
a desperado of the night!
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When I saw you were following
me, I decided to roll with it,
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as they say.
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Of course,
I wasn't going to harm you.
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You did all of this
to prepare for an audition?
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We submerged
ourselves in cheese!
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Brava to that!
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What an excellent improv.
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But what about
all the stuff you stole?
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Oh, stinky child.
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I'm going to put
everything back.
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Thespian's honor.
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I have done this many times.
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Well, this has been
one crazy evening,
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but I suppose
I'm partly to blame.
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I never should have dragged
my child along while
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trying to play detective.
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Lily, sweetie,
I owe you an apology.
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Wow.
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Look at that.
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I guess chasing you
around all night
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finally put her to sleep.
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Can't wait to see your big
commercial, Mrs. Bernardo.
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Thanks for suggesting
we get together.
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But of course!
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We're old friends now.
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Also, I don't own a television.
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Here it is!
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Volume up.
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Get ready for the
performance of a lifetime!
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Murray Security Systems,
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home of the loudest alarms
in town!
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I don't understand.
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Where were you?
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Those were my hands!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Oh, no, no, no,
stop, stop, please.
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I'm simply verklempt.
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Oh!
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Care to accompany me to the
Burpin' Burger establishment?
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I need to research fast
food for an upcoming role--
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woman by soda machine.
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Hmm, I could go for
burgers, just no cheese.
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Horsey ride?
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OK, Lily, but we've got to
take them back eventually.
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Hon, how long are
these guys staying?
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I'm running out of lasagnas!
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♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
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♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
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♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
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♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
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♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
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♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
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♪ Never any privacy ♪
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♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
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♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪