[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[gentle music]
[snoring]
♪ ♪
Snore, snore.
Ahh-ahh! Yeah!
Poo-poo!
[giggling]
Lily, are you tired yet?
[laughing]
[pots banging]
[screams]
It's going on 3:00 a.m., sweetie.
[shouting]
It's OK. It's not your fault.
It's your dad's.
[snoring]
- Wah! - Ugh.
That is the last time he gives you a chocolate-covered
espresso bean for dessert.
"Uh, I thought it was a raisin."
Sake's alive.
These hippity-hop shoes really put a spring in my step!
Ahh!
Good for Mrs. Bernardo.
[yawns] She finally got a speaking role.
I Miss Bernardo!
Whee!
All right, this isn't working.
Where are the car keys?
Time for an old trick that always
worked on your siblings.
We'll drive around until you're sleepy.
Horsey ride!
[laughs] - Oh, there are the keys.
[snores]
Grant, there's too much paprika!
[snoring]
[giggling]
Lily, it's almost 4:00 a.m.
Aren't you-- [yawns]
sleepy?
[giggling]
OK, I'll take that as a no.
[yawns]
Oh!
[gasps] Did you see that?
Yep, bad guy, no good.
Oh, we got to call the police!
OK, OK, where's my phone?
[blows]
[phone rings]
Officer Shirley, what is your emergency?
I just saw a toddler--
OK, no, wait, my toddler and I just saw a burglar
running out of Jean Juan's.
He was a small man or a medium-sized teen.
We couldn't see the face.
It's dark out, and I'm tired, so my vision
is a little blurry.
Ma'am, could you slow down?
But he was definitely stealing food,
the fromage con queso or maybe the churro baguettes.
Oh.
Oh, that sounds so good right now.
Oh. [snoring]
[horn honks]
[gasp] Oh, hang on.
I dropped my phone.
Oh, here it is!
Are you still there?
What are you and your kid doing out at 4:00 a.m.?
OK, well, my husband gave her an espresso bean,
and now she's wide awake.
Sweetie, do you have to pee?
No, I just went.
Listen, hon, you're not the first tired mom
to call in a little confused.
Last night, we had a lady mistaking
a possum for a werewolf.
[chuckles] Why don't you go home and get some rest?
Ugh!
Can you believe her?
I am not just some tired, confused mom.
Rude!
You know what, Lily?
I say we do some investigating of our own.
We track down the thief, we get some evidence,
and then we call that officer back and say,
"Who's confused now?"
Yeah, yeah!
This is exciting.
We show her!
Not to brag, but Mommy has been listening
to a ton of crime podcasts.
Hmm, this would be a cakewalk if we had a DNA processing kit.
Look, footprints.
Ah!
[gasp]
Fresh queso.
Great job, sweetie!
The trail's gone cold.
If only we had a tracking hound to catch the scent!
[snores] - Look!
Paper!
OK, how are you finding everything?
It's a map.
I bet our guy drew it.
The question is, what are these locations?
Steal more stuff?
You're right.
He wasn't just after free appetizers.
He is on a crime spree, and these are the next spots
he's going to hit!
Let's see if we can decipher these symbols.
Hmm, this looks like some kind of hieroglyph
of an ancient bird.
What does it mean?
If only I'd paid attention during Egyptian history!
Chicken parm!
[laughs] Now I see it.
[tires screech]
OK, this is the nearest farm.
Keep your eyes peeled.
[jazzy music]
[gasp] There he is!
What's he up to?
[gasp] He's stealing a horse!
Wow, fast horsey.
Come on, let's tail him.
[engine turning over]
[tires squealing]
I take picture!
No good! Get closer!
Trying!
It's not easy in the dark.
Ahh! Oh, no!
The map!
Look out!
[both screaming]
Whoa!
Looks like we need a new ride.
Horsey ride?
Lily, that does not belong to us.
But he get away!
Fine.
OK, but let's leave a note.
Yay!
[giggles]
Good boy-- or girl.
Follow the tracks!
Dairyland?
Mommy, look!
Him inside.
This crime spree is never-ending.
Come on!
Let's get him.
Stay close, Lily.
He could be anywhere.
[both gasp]
Look!
That police lady is going to owe us a big, fat apology
when she sees our pictures.
Well, that should be enough evidence.
Hello? [both gasp]
Rita? Rita, where are you?
Is Lily asleep?
Oh, no.
Shh!
Turn off!
Hon, I think you're on mute.
I can't hear you.
Can you hear me?
both: Whew. - Hey!
both: Ahh!
[panting]
Oh, good idea!
[jazzy music]
♪ ♪
Time for some coffee to go!
[gasp] Oh!
Ahh!
[giggling]
Ahh!
♪ ♪
Aha!
Come on! This way!
Ahh!
[snoring]
♪ ♪
[snorts]
Ugh!
♪ ♪
I'm going to find you!
Ah!
Why did they have to use Limburger cheese?
Come on, an exit's close.
[panting]
Look!
Oh, looks like we made it, sweetie.
both: Ah!
Ugh!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Well, well, what have we here?
A couple of amateur detectives?
Look, this was a big mistake.
We promise not to tell.
Please, just let us go.
Sorry, but you've seen too much.
And now you must pay!
Stay away from my child!
Oof!
Are you there, honey?
Hello?
Ow!
Be careful!
My face is my instrument.
Let's take five.
I need a cold compress.
both: Mrs. Bernardo?
Well, normally, this is where you clap.
But I'll accept stunned silence.
You're the thief?
Wait.
What is going on?
Is this a dream?
Apologies for scaring you.
I'm just training for an audition
to play a thief, a crook, a desperado of the night!
When I saw you were following me, I decided to roll with it,
as they say.
Of course, I wasn't going to harm you.
You did all of this to prepare for an audition?
We submerged ourselves in cheese!
Brava to that!
What an excellent improv.
But what about all the stuff you stole?
Oh, stinky child.
I'm going to put everything back.
Thespian's honor.
I have done this many times.
Well, this has been one crazy evening,
but I suppose I'm partly to blame.
I never should have dragged my child along while
trying to play detective.
Lily, sweetie, I owe you an apology.
[snoring]
Wow.
Look at that.
I guess chasing you around all night
finally put her to sleep.
[birds chirping]
Can't wait to see your big commercial, Mrs. Bernardo.
Thanks for suggesting we get together.
But of course!
We're old friends now.
Also, I don't own a television.
[chuckles]
[gasps] Here it is!
Volume up.
Get ready for the performance of a lifetime!
[alarm blaring]
Murray Security Systems,
home of the loudest alarms in town!
I don't understand.
Where were you?
Those were my hands!
Ha, ha, ha!
[both clapping]
Oh, no, no, no, stop, stop, please.
I'm simply verklempt.
Oh!
Care to accompany me to the Burpin' Burger establishment?
I need to research fast food for an upcoming role--
woman by soda machine.
Hmm, I could go for burgers, just no cheese.
Horsey ride?
OK, Lily, but we've got to take them back eventually.
[horse neighing]
Hon, how long are these guys staying?
I'm running out of lasagnas!
[laughter]
♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪