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 [upbeat music]

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 ♪ ♪

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 [tense music]

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 [zaps]

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 - [growls]
both: Ah!

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- It's like that zombie
was coming right at us.

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- I know, that's
the 2160p LED touch screen.

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- Can I give it a try?

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 [suspenseful music]

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- Ye--yeah, sure.

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- Wow, feels like
it was built for me.

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- That's the memory foam
handle grips.

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They conform to each
individual gamer's hand.

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Whoops.
Little grease spot.

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[wipe squeaks]

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- I can't believe
you got a Super Snap 95.

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They've been sold out
for weeks.

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- Yeah, my Nana Gayle
won it at bingo.

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Though she thought
it was a postage scale.

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 - Game over.
- Well, game over.

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- Mind if I play again?
- Oh, sure.

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I was gonna suggest putting it
back in its case

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and admiring it from afar,
but go ahead.

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- Guess you've got your weekend
all mapped out.

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- Well, actually, I can only
play with this

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until 11:59 p.m.
Tomorrow is Screen-Free Sunday.

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It's a new McBride house rule.

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My dads think we need one day
a week to completely unplug.

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- I guess that fits right in
with your Meatless Mondays

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and Wheat-less Wednesdays.
- Game over.

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- Dang it.
You know, Clyde,

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since you have
to unplug tomorrow,

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maybe I could borrow the Snap.

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 [suspenseful music]
- Uh, you mean,

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like at your house?

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- As long as
you're cool with it.

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 ♪ ♪

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 - Is that the Snap?
- Gimme, gimme, gimme...

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 [explosion]

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 - Game over.

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 - Okay, Clyde, you know you're
not comfortable with this.

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 Just tell him the truth.

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 You don't want him
to borrow it.

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Of course you can borrow it.
[chuckles]

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I'll bring it over tomorrow.
- Thanks, buddy.

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 - Dang it, Clyde,
what was that?

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- You know what, Clyde?

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- You changed your mind about
borrowing the console?

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No worries,
these things happen.

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- No. I probably don't say
this enough,

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but I'm really lucky
to have a best friend

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who's so cool about
sharing his stuff.

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 - Game over.
- That's me.

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Mr. Very Cool About
Sharing His Stuff.

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[laughs]

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- Is that the Snap?
[riotous chatter]

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 [explosion]

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 - Gimme, gimme that Snap.

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 [calm music]

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 [tense music]
- Gimme, gimme that Snap.

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 [explosion]

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- This is ridiculous.

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You have to talk to Lincoln.

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Just let him know
he's a good guy.

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No, no, best guy.
And you like him.

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No, you love him, but you can't
let him borrow your Snap.

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 ♪ ♪

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What are you, nuts?

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If you tell him
he can't borrow it,

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it'll be the end
of your friendship.

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You'll be destined to walk
through like alone,

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and end up like
one of those people

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who only talk
to their cats.

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- [meow]
- Oh, no.

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It's happening already.

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Okay, I have to lend him the
Snap,

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but I need a plan
to keep it safe.

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I know, I'll just spend
the day at Lincoln's house.

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That way I can protect the
console and my friendship.

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- Hey, pal, thanks
for loaning me the Snap.

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Uh, where is it?

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- In this briefcase.

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[clicking, clacking, zipping]

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- Thanks, buddy.
I'd ask you to join me,

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but I know you're not supposed
to be playing today.

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I'll have it back to you
first thing tomorrow.

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- Actually, I'd like to get
off my feet for a second.

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My orthotics are worn down

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and I got blisters
from walking over.

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- But you rode your bike over.
- Right.

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Did I say blisters?
I meant pedal warts.

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- Oh, well, come on in, bud.

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 [zapping, beeping]

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[drop plinks]
[dramatic musical flourish]

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- [gasps]

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[droppings squirt, plop]

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[gasps]

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Man, this foot is killing me.

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Would you mind
grabbing me some ice?

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- Anything for the guy
who loaned me his Snap.

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[wink clinks]

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 [sneaky music]

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Clyde, why are you on my desk?

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- Uh, there was a draft.

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And I wouldn't want you
getting a cold.

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- And your foot?
- It's a miracle.

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My foot is feeling
much better.

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- Great.
Well, I'll walk you out.

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- Uh, actually,
can I have a sip of this?

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I'm showing the classic signs
of dehydration.

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Dry mouth, dull headache,
decreased urine output.

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[juice box squirts]

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Oh, man,
would you look at that?

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Mind if I wash this
before I leave?

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I don't want the stain to set.
- Uh, sure.

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I'd lend you a clean shirt,
but I haven't done my laundry,

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so...
- I'll do it.

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I mean, I'm already doing mine.

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 [zapping, beeping]

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All done.
- Wow.

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Thanks for doing
all of our laundry.

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Guess you'll wanna be
heading out now?

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- Uh, uh, uh...
I've never noticed

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how thin this blanket
on your bed is.

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You must be freezing at night.
- Well, actually...

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- They don't work.
I'll knit you a new one.

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 [zapping, beeping]

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 [video game music]

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- [meow]
- Not today, Clifford.

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 [suspenseful music]

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- Bathroom break.
- With the Snap?

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 ♪ ♪

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- Ah, Clyde!
What the heck are you doing?

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- Uh...

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Thought I'd grab a shower
while you, you know,

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do your business.
Bathroom buds.

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- Okay, Clyde,
I know what's going on here.

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- You--you do?
- It's obvious.

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The hovering, the laundry,
the blanket, your foot.

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You're just dying to break
Screen-free Sunday

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and play with the Snap.
- Well, actually...

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 [eyes ring]
Uh, you're right.

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That's exactly what's going on.

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- I know you pretty well,Clyde.

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Luckily, I have a surefire way
to save you from temptation.

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[door slams]

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This is for your own good,buddy.

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- Oh, no, what have I done?
My Snap is history.

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Okay, okay,
don't spiral, Clyde.

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Maybe it'll be fine.
Lincoln hasn't done

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anything that bad with it yet,

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and as long as
it stays in this room--

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- Lincoln, you almost
spilled my nail polish.

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[cat growls]
[explosion]

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- [whimpering]

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[cat growls]
- [croaks]

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- No!
[cat growls]

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Hey, Dad, uh, Lincoln invited
me to stay over for dinner,

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so I'm gonna be here
a bit longer.

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Yes, I have my antacid.

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- And then Becky was like,
"I don't know if I even

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"wanna go anymore," and...
- Loud crosses the blue line.

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Throws a deke on the defender.
Winds up for the slap shot.

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She shoots, she--

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Denied?
What the heck?

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- [blabbering]

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- [gasps]

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 [suspenseful music]

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 ♪ ♪

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- [blabbers happily]
- Shh.

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- Huh?

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 ♪ ♪

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- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh.

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No, no way.

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- [slurping]

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 ♪ ♪

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- Uh-huh.
No dang-tootin' way.

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 [video game music]

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Lincoln, stop drinking
my kale juice.

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 [calm music]

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- [gasps]

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[hip-hop music]
- Biology, geology.

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I don't make no apology.
[beatboxing]

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 [suspenseful music]

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- [squeals]

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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[yelps]

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- I'll apologize to Lisa later.

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- ♪ [whistling] ♪

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♪ Da-da-da, doo-doot-doo-doot
doo-doo ♪

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♪ Making dough
throw it high ♪

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♪ Never low
Throw it high ♪

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Watch closely, son.
The key to a good pizza crust

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is loft.
You can't be afraid

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to give it a good toss.

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[leaf blower whooshes]

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Okay, maybe a bit
too much loft.

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Hands off that pizza, Grouse.

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- [grunts]
Whoa.

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[thump]

201
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- Phew.
- Kids!

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Dinner.

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- Oh, no.
[gasps]

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Okay, Clyde, just ride this out
till everyone is done eating.

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[inhales deeply]

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[exhales]
Actually, this isn't so bad.

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It's kind of cozy under here.

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[flatulence rips]
- Whoo!

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My compliments to the chef.
- [muffled groans]

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- Oh, oh, hey, Charles.
Who's a good boy?

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Want a snackie?
Come on, Charles.

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Eat it.

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- [munches]

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- [growls]
- Charles, no, no, no.

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I don't even like sausage.
Here, you can have it.

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- [growls]
- Ah!

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[table thumping]
- Charles, why are you so mad?

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Clyde? Why are you
under the table?

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- [gasps] Lincoln, you invite
your friend to dinner

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and you don't even
give him a chair?

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That's rude.
- I didn't invite him.

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- That's even ruder.
Clearly he's hungry.

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- Uh, Clyde, what's going on?

224
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- Lincoln,
can I talk to you for a sec?

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In private.

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- What's up, Clyde?

227
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,652
- Well, I've been following
you around all day

228
00:09:08,721 --> 00:09:10,378
because I was
worried about the Snap.

229
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I never wanted to let you
borrow it in the first place.

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- Ooh, drama.
- Fight, fight, fight.

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- Will you guys grow up?

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- Says the guys having a confab
under the dining room table.

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- Come on, Clyde.

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So why didn't you want me
to borrow the Snap?

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- I was afraid something
was gonna happen to it.

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I'm pretty particular
about my stuff.

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And you're, uh, um,
a little less particular.

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And then you throw in
your ten sisters and--

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- Clyde, if that's
how you felt,

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why didn't you
just tell me?

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- I was afraid you'd be hurt

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and our friendship
would be over

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and I'd be destined to walk
through life alone

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and become one of those people
who only talk to cats.

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- [meows]
- Gah! It's happening again.

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- Clyde, that's ridiculous.
I might've been

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a little hurt at first,
but I would've understood.

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I know I'm not as careful
with my stuff as you are.

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No one is.
- Fair point.

250
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So we're still friends?
- Of course we are.

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[hands slapping]

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- Thanks for understanding.
I promise to be more honest

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in the future.
And you've given me a lot

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to talk about on
Therapy Thursday.

255
00:10:11,508 --> 00:10:13,613
- Here's your Snap back.
- Thanks, buddy.

256
00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:17,203
Well, I should
probably get home.

257
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- Here you go, Clyde.
Take some deconstructed pizza

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for the road.
- Dad, watch out.

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- Gah!
[grunts]

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- No!
[pizza glops]

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Lincoln, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

262
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Uh-oh, got a little sauce
on there.

263
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- Uh, it's nothing.
Thanks for the save, buddy.

264
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All right,
see you later.

265
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Take it easy, Clyde.

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- Dad, I'm on my way home.

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I'm gonna need
a lint-free cloth,

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and some white vinegar.
Meet me at the front door.

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 - ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

270
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 ♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

271
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 ♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪

272
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 - ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

273
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 ♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪

274
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 - ♪ Loud house ♪

275
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 ♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

276
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 ♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

277
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 ♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

278
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 ♪ Never any privacy ♪

279
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 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪

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 ♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

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 ♪ In the Loud house ♪