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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Oh, my back!
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Of all the times for it to go,
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why did it have
to be Christmas?
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Oh!
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Oof!
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What'd I miss?
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Three wails, two moans,
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and 14 "ding-dang darn its."
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I just need Dad to say
the word "sciatica,"
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and I'll win
this year's bingo game.
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You probably think my sisters
are being a little harsh.
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But let me assure you,
my dad's totally fine.
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Every year, he fakes
the same back injury
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to get out of seeing
his brother, our Uncle Lance,
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which stinks,
because that means we can't
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spend the holidays with
our Aunt Sharon or our cousins.
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The trouble started
five years ago.
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Uncle Lance and his family
drove all the way
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from Petoskey Falls
to spend the holidays with us.
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'Twas the night
before Christmas
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when all through Loud house,
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not a child was stirring
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to the relief of Mr. Grouse.
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The adults finished dessert,
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figgy pudding, so decadent.
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When Mom stood to call out...
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It's time to play
White Elephant.
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I'm up first.
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Dad said as he reached
in the pile,
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and pulled out a present
that gave him a smile.
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It's a spatula!
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He shouted,
and the new model too.
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Then Uncle Lance eyed
his paper
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as a giddy grin grew.
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Oh, I'm up next in this game,
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and I think I'll take that.
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Which made Dad jump to
his feet in two seconds flat.
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But I wanted that, Lance.
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My dad did burst.
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Tough toenails,
it's mine now.
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You'll have to catch me first.
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Give it!
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Acting like children,
the men gave chase
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over sofas, side tables,
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and the crackling fireplace.
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I can do this all night, champ.
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You should give up and stop.
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But Dad leapt
for the spatula,
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making Lance's new ball pop!
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both: Oof!
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My Ab Blaster 3000!
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Lynnie, look what you did!
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It's your fault.
You've been messing with me
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since we were kids!
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Your fault times a thousand.
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Nuh-uh, it's your fault
times infinity.
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The brothers continued
their bickering symphony.
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both: Well, we agree
on one thing.
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Barked these two angry men.
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both: Let's never speak
to each other--
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never, ever again.
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But this year's going
to be different,
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I promise you that.
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For the first time in years,
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Gramps is finally back.
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Ugh.
Sorry, still in rhyme mode.
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Guys, put away
your bingo cards.
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I've got a little plan
to bring Dad
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and Uncle Lance back together.
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- Yeah!
- Lincoln has a plan.
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That's my last space!
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Bingo!
Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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And you say all of this pain
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that started suddenly
last night out of nowhere
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is from athlete's foot?
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It's what happens
to athletes, Shar-Shar.
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Sometimes I just wish
I wasn't so physically gifted.
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Agh!
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It's okay, Dad.
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Sweater Santa will
get you a new foot.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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I've got one lying around
the North Pole.
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Don't ask.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa--whoo!
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Christmas tree cannonball!
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Shiloh, no cannonballs
in the house.
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But it was a perfect 10, baby.
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♪ O Christmas tree,
o Christmas tree ♪
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♪ Oh, please don't
crush my family ♪
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♪ Because they have to come to
my a capella Christmas show ♪
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Hey! It's Lincoln.
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Hey, cuz--whoa!
- It hurts so much!
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Sounds like your dad's
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seasonal aches
and pains are back too.
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Guess it's gonna be
another year apart.
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Actually, that's exactly
what I was calling about.
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What if I told you
there was a way
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for us to spend Christmas
together this year?
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And what if I told you,
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goldfish speak
fluent Portuguese.
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I thought we were
just saying stuff.
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Are you serious?
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Christmas together
would be amazing.
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Yep. I call it "Operation
See You on the Brother Side."
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Phase one: get our dads
in the same place.
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Time to put in a call
to Gramps.
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Yes? Oh!
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Wish I could say
this is the weirdest thing
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I've delivered to this house.
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Looking at you, Spooky.
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Stay back, ghoul child!
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This must be from Gramps.
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"Set sail on the SS 'Gramps.'
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"Won't you join me
for Christmas at Camp Mastodon?
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Please RSVP in enclosed
prestamped flounder."
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Oh, dear! Oh.
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Christmas with Dad.
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Oh, heck yes!
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What about your bad back, dear?
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Well, you know, I'm--
I'm feeling a lot better now.
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I am.
It's--it's a Christmas miracle!
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Texting cousins,
"Dad bought it."
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Ooh, Shelby's typing.
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Santa emoji, foot emoji,
thumbs-up emoji.
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Sounds like
Uncle Lance bought it too.
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Yes!
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Hiya, Gramps!
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Well, chum my bucket.
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If it isn't a school of Louds!
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Hi, Dad!
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all: Yay!
Hey, Gramps!
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Endure-Lance Gym?
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No, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not him.
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both: What are you doing here?
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I asked you first.
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Dad!
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Don't be mad at Gramps.
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This was our idea.
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We knew you would only come
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if you thought
your brother wasn't.
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Agh, it's time you two bury
the spatula once and for all.
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What do you say?
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Okay, everyone in the van!
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Yeah, we're going
back home too.
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Wait.
You two have to stay.
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Consider it an early
Christmas present to us.
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Um, that will not
be one of mine.
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Honey, it's Christmas Eve.
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Remember our mantra.
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both: I am strong here,
I am strong here,
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and I'm strong here.
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Fine.
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But I'm not happy about it.
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Oh--oh, yeah?
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Well, I'm even
less happy about it.
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Great.
You're both unhappy.
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At least you have that
in common.
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Oh, well.
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So they haven't changed.
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But it's so good to see you.
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You too.
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- Yeah!
- Yay!
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Okay, it's going about
as well as I expected.
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Now for phase two:
family Christmas activities.
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Once our dads get
in the holiday spirit,
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they'll totally forget
about their fight.
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Never underestimate
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the power of Christmas.
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Super spin! Super spin!
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Whoo!
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Ha ha! Oh, boy.
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Now remember, kids,
check left, check right,
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check left again, th--
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Where's the fun
in that, Lynnie?
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Just go!
- Oh, no, no, no!
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Whoa. Awesome!
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Oof!
all: Ooh.
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all: ♪ Jingle bells,
jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all-- ♪
- Mmm--stop!
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Listen, Lance, buddy.
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You might have perfect pecs,
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but you definitely don't have
perfect pitch.
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Okay?
It's...
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
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Fine.
♪ Jingle bell-- ♪
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No, I'm gonna--I'm gonna have
to stop you right there, okay?
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Listen to me.
Here we go.
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♪ Jingle bells ♪
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♪ Meet me up here ♪
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♪ Jingle bells ♪
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No, no.
♪ Bells ♪
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♪ Bells! ♪
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♪ Bells ♪
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both: ♪ Bells! ♪
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Aw, what a cute
wittle snowman, Lynnie.
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Yeah, well,
I wasn't finished, obviously.
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Now whose is bigger, huh?
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both: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Oof!
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My snow pile is bigger!
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Is not!
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Ugh. Well, that was
a total bust, dudes.
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I think they hate each other
even more now.
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Aw, fish paste.
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You minnows warm up in here.
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I'm gonna go get us a tree
for the mess hall.
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Your dads used to love
helping me pick one out.
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It was our favorite
Christmas tradition.
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But, uh, well, this year,
I don't think that's happening.
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Hmm.
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What if we make it happen?
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Maybe this will be
the one thing
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that brings them together.
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Hey, boys, I think
I found the perfect tree!
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Do you remember the time
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that tree accidentally fell
on Vanzilla?
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Oh, oh, or how about
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the great squirrel incident?
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You know, nothing beats
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that time we accidentally
chopped down
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that telephone pole.
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We didn't have
phone service for a month.
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Timber!
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Oh!
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Make way!
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Gramps, instead of a star,
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I put a starfish on top.
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Christmas tree cannonball!
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Whoo!
- Ah--oof!
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The Loud brothers
do it again!
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You know, I don't even know
what we were fighting about.
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I made my famous
gingerbread Louds.
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Guys, this is the most
perfect Christmas ever.
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Spider!
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Aah!
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My new spatula!
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Uh, maybe I spoke too soon.
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You did that on purpose!
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- Did not.
- Did too!
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Quit being such a weenie.
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It's just
a dumb kitchen utensil.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I guess this is just
a dumb rubber ball, huh?
262
00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:38,517
You wouldn't harm
the Ab Blaster--
263
00:11:38,517 --> 00:11:40,241
this one's the 5000!
264
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,965
Well, what can I say?
265
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:45,241
We "weenies" are unpredictable.
266
00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:48,551
Ahh--
267
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,517
Lynn!
268
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:57,620
Say goodbye
to gingerbread you.
269
00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:00,137
Lance!
270
00:12:01,724 --> 00:12:03,896
Say goodbye to--
271
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,344
Okay, not that.
272
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:09,517
Aha!
273
00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:16,896
"For Lynn." Ha.
274
00:12:16,896 --> 00:12:19,758
Not today, Santa.
275
00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,448
Goal!
276
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,586
Actually, that was
for Lynn Jr.
277
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,724
For the love
of Neptune, enough!
278
00:12:27,724 --> 00:12:31,655
Can't we just have
a nice, quiet Loud Christmas?
279
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:34,172
I am not having Christmas
with him.
280
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:36,517
I'm not having Christmas
with him.
281
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,551
Well, we're all here
for the night,
282
00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:41,206
so how are we going
to make this work?
283
00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:46,103
Well, this works for me.
284
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:48,827
Works for me--more!
285
00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,000
Uh, yeah, not so much for me.
286
00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:54,068
Sorry, Dad,
but it's the only way
287
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:55,689
to make sure
you don't take sides.
288
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:59,172
Can someone pass the gravy?
289
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:00,724
Mine's flavored with bacon!
290
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:03,068
That'll take five years
off your life, Dad.
291
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,517
Mine's tofu.
292
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,793
Come on, come on, come on.
293
00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,000
Oh, oh!
294
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,448
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
295
00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:11,448
Guys, this is the worst.
296
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,586
The fighting
or the tofu gravy?
297
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:15,275
We gotta meet
with the cousins
298
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:17,413
and think of something quick.
299
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,172
Oh, here we go again.
300
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,655
- Oh, oh, really?
- Stop this.
301
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:28,793
You know
what ruins Christmas?
302
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:29,862
Tofu!
303
00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:31,000
Lance,
remember your breathing.
304
00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:39,689
We gotta go pee--
305
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:41,206
really bad.
306
00:13:41,206 --> 00:13:43,586
♪ Hot cocoa running
right through me ♪
307
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,068
Tiny bladders.
308
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,655
What can you do?
309
00:13:46,655 --> 00:13:48,206
Us too.
310
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,517
Must run in the family.
311
00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:54,655
So it's up to us, guys.
312
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,689
We have to think of a way
to save Christmas.
313
00:13:56,689 --> 00:13:58,482
Give me space, people.
314
00:14:00,137 --> 00:14:01,827
What is happening?
315
00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:06,344
We call this
a Category 1 Shelby brainstorm.
316
00:14:06,344 --> 00:14:08,103
It's how she comes up
with ideas.
317
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:15,034
Yeesh. I'd hate to see
what a Category 5 looks like.
318
00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:17,137
What if we go buy
319
00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:19,413
a new spatula
and new exercise ball.
320
00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,689
We wrap them up
and leave them under the tree
321
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:23,758
with gift tags
from Uncle Lynn and Dad.
322
00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:26,448
And then they'll perceive
the other wants to reconcile.
323
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,448
That's genius.
324
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:30,206
Operation
See You on the Brother Side
325
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,344
is back on track!
326
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,896
Remember the plan.
327
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:37,758
We'll drive to the store
and get the spatula and ball.
328
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,103
The rest of you make sure
329
00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:40,689
the grown-ups don't notice
we're gone.
330
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:44,344
We'll stay in touch with
my David Steele walkie-talkies.
331
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:46,482
Ready for action!
332
00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:53,172
You're sure
the store is this way?
333
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,586
Oh, 100%.
334
00:14:57,482 --> 00:15:00,172
I'm downgrading that to 50%.
335
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,103
I think it's the other way now.
336
00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:09,344
None of this snow
looks familiar.
337
00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:11,068
I'm revising that to 20%.
338
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:17,310
Okay, so don't hate me.
339
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,103
all: Oof!
340
00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:31,758
Did I mention I have
a terrible sense of direction?
341
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,482
I literally have no idea
where we are.
342
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:37,482
How do we find the store?
343
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:41,172
Look, over there!
344
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,620
That's gotta be it.
345
00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:48,482
Come on, Shar-Shar,
you can do it!
346
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:50,344
What's all
the hollering about?
347
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,931
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
348
00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:53,068
That's my lady!
349
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,068
Yeah!
Our family Christmas tree
350
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:56,379
powerlift competition.
351
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,344
We do it every year.
352
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:01,758
Okay.
32 is the new record to beat.
353
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:03,413
Shelbs, you're up.
354
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:05,620
Where'd she go?
355
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,965
She's off stretching.
356
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,137
Doesn't want to pull a hammy.
357
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,172
Smart.
358
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:10,586
I'll go next!
359
00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:17,758
1, 2, 3, 4...
360
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:23,172
5,
361
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:25,275
6...
362
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,241
And now it's time
for the annual
363
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:30,827
cutting of the Lynn-cemeat pie.
364
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:32,793
Hey, wh-where are
Lincoln and Lori?
365
00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:37,655
It go time.
366
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:40,379
Uh, don't worry, Dad,
we're down here,
367
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:43,068
um, under the table,
wrapping presents.
368
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,896
Oh, Lincoln, can you hand me
the tape, please?
369
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:48,413
Here you go, Lori-Lou.
370
00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:50,896
Dad, um, you can go ahead
and cut the pie.
371
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:54,241
We're pretty busy,
so we'll take ours down here.
372
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:55,896
Hm.
373
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,448
Ooh!
374
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,862
Let's keep moving, people.
375
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,034
The store!
376
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,379
We're almost there.
377
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:17,275
Hey, by any chance did either
of you bring swim floaties?
378
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:18,482
- Huh?
- I'm sorry, what?
379
00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,206
Thought I'd ask
since we're running
380
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,724
on top of a frozen lake
that's not so frozen anymore.
381
00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:37,896
Guys, help!
382
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,172
That's okay, son.
383
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:41,137
You don't have to wrap
my gift perfectly.
384
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:43,310
Please help!
385
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:47,310
We're on a chunk of ice
in the middle of the lake!
386
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,103
And no one brought floaties!
387
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:53,344
Shelbs?
What the heck is going on?
388
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,758
We need help!
389
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,724
You know, this is
all your fault, Lance.
390
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,517
If you hadn't acted
like such a jerk,
391
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,689
the kids never would have
tried to pull this stunt.
392
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,862
Oh, I was the jerk?
You were the one who--
393
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:06,862
Stop!
This is no time for arguing.
394
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:09,344
Rita's right.
You have to go rescue the kids.
395
00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:10,482
Hurry, please.
396
00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:13,896
I was here first!
397
00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:15,482
No, I was!
398
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,758
Oh, for trout's sake.
399
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,034
- Dibs on driving!
- I'm driving.
400
00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:25,344
You drive like a maniac!
401
00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:27,034
You drive like a granny.
402
00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:31,655
I do not drive like a granny.
403
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,586
Dad!
404
00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:38,724
Help!
- Save us!
405
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:39,551
Aah!
406
00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:43,724
Just stay calm, kids.
407
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,689
It's gonna be okay, I promise.
408
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,034
Why did I promise that?
409
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,896
It's not gonna be okay.
They're too far!
410
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,413
Um, Dad,
we can still hear you.
411
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:53,862
Focus, Lynnie.
412
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:57,517
As Sharon says, right now
we gotta be strong here.
413
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:03,517
I got it.
We make a zip line!
414
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,241
Thank goodness
for birthday gifts from Dad
415
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,965
I didn't think I'd ever use.
416
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,724
- Me?
- I'm too heavy.
417
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,689
It's all this ding-dang
muscle mass.
418
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,172
You can do it though.
419
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,206
Just be strong here.
420
00:19:32,206 --> 00:19:34,241
Ow.
421
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:37,448
Uh--
422
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:42,413
Whoa!
423
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:48,448
Whoa, whoa!
424
00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,413
Ah!
425
00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:01,931
- You did it!
- Whoo!
426
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,793
You're both literally the best.
427
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:07,172
How about we get back
to that fire, huh?
428
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,103
My poor little minnows.
429
00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:14,241
I hope they're okay.
430
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,551
- Hey.
- Mom!
431
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,620
They made it.
432
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,310
- Baby! Shelbs!
- Kids!
433
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,931
Everybody, I-I need
to say something.
434
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,000
After I saw our kids in danger
out there today on the lake,
435
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,620
well, I came to the realization
that there's something...
436
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,448
A heck of a lot more important
437
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,931
than spatulas
and A-A-Ab Blasters.
438
00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:38,551
And th--and that's--
439
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:41,172
and that's f-family.
440
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,482
You said it, Lynnie!
441
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,758
All that dumb fighting
is in the past.
442
00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:46,931
The main thing is,
we're brothers,
443
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:49,068
and we've got
each other's backs.
444
00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:50,413
No matter what.
445
00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:56,206
I'm so happy my two
first mates are back together.
446
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,000
Reconciliation cannonball!
447
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,586
Oof!
448
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,172
This is all so nice.
449
00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:19,275
I'm surprised Shane doesn't
have a Christmas song for us.
450
00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:21,344
Way ahead of you, Mom.
451
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:23,000
Check this out.
452
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,517
Oh, yeah!
Let me get in on this, cuz.
453
00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:32,068
♪ I know I can't
ignore the sound ♪
454
00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:35,275
♪ Of siblings gathered
all around ♪
455
00:21:35,275 --> 00:21:41,689
♪ I just want my family
on Christmas Day ♪
456
00:21:41,689 --> 00:21:44,862
♪ Although we sometimes
fuss and fight ♪
457
00:21:44,862 --> 00:21:48,241
♪ Our love is always
shining bright ♪
458
00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:54,689
both: ♪ I just want my family
on Christmas Day ♪
459
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,241
♪ I just want my family on ♪
460
00:21:57,241 --> 00:22:03,758
all: ♪ Christmas Day ♪
461
00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:06,310
Merry Christmas, everybody.
462
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,896
Ho, ho, ho!
463
00:22:10,724 --> 00:22:12,034
♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
464
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:14,103
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
465
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:17,000
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
466
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,379
♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
467
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,862
♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪
468
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,965
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
469
00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:26,275
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
470
00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:27,482
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
471
00:22:27,482 --> 00:22:28,655
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
472
00:22:28,655 --> 00:22:29,896
♪ Never any privacy ♪
473
00:22:29,896 --> 00:22:32,413
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
474
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:34,827
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
475
00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:36,241
♪ In the Loud house ♪