♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
Poo-poo.
And we are live in three, two...
I'm Rusty Spokes,
Royal Woods' favorite middle-school newscaster,
coming to you live.
Chef Pat is about to unveil a cake
for our school mascot and birthday boy,
Crikey the kangaroo.
Is that buttercream frosting?
Mmm, my favorite!
Should I cut the feed?
Liam, you gotta stall.
Uh, I don't know, y'all.
I ain't got Rusty's kind of screen presence.
- Get in front of the camera. - We need you.
Uh, uh.
Howdy.
Uh, filling in for a currently indisposed Rusty Spokes--
It was only one bite.
Aah!
Um, I'm Liam Hunnicutt.
And, uh... look what we just found
in the Hunnicutt Farm potato field.
Ain't he the spitting image of Abe Lincoln?
Four score and seven spuds ago.
I'm Liam Hunnic-- - You can't wrap.
We still have 3 1/2 minutes.
Well, here I am brushing the mats out
of our mule, Daisy's, tail.
Whoa!
Yeah.
Oh, uh, here's Mee-Maw giving Virginia
a literal piggyback ride.
Just another Thursday round the farm.
We still have time. Keep going!
Oh. Oh, wait.
I'm being told I still have a minute.
Um, uh, have you ever seen a donkey go berserk
in a cabbage patch?
Hey, y'all.
I'm sorry that yesterday's segment
weren't all that and a bunch of oats.
It's okay, dawg.
We can't all have this kind of charisma.
Uh-oh, another dizzy spell.
Just a couple more steps, and--
Whoa!
Whoa, what's all of this mail?
I bet it's our fans worrying about me.
"Dear Liam."
That's a weird way of spelling Rusty.
No, it's not for you. It's all fan mail for Liam.
They love you and think farm life is fascinating.
Really? Well, shucks. That's mighty nice.
Hey, maybe you should do a full segment about the farm.
Oh, that's swell of you to say,
but I'm more of a workhorse than a show pony.
You should try it.
Besides, Rusty needs time to recover.
I don't need time.
I'll be fine as soon as this room stops spinning.
Ugh.
Well, all right.
Maybe just this once.
Welcome, y'all, I start every morn'
with a farm-to-farm breakfast.
Hoo-ee, gotta stop taking naps in the tractor.
My dang leg fell asleep again.
Whoa!
Oh, heck. Oh, Liam!
You didn't tell me you were making a movie picture.
And here I am with no wig.
Have some grits, Liam.
Uh, bad Virginia.
Not when the cameras are rolling.
It's a slop party, y'all.
After breakfast, I like to take a quick dip
in the old mudhole.
Oh!
And here's our youngest foal learning to walk.
Come on, Sugar Cube.
Do just like your Mee-Maw. Oh!
And that's all the news that makes the Hunni-cut.
This is Liam signing off. Bye now.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. - Hey, Liam.
Farm life is so cool.
Aww, Sugar Cube's adorable.
"Have some grits, Liam." Ha!
You the man!
Congrats, buddy. You're a star.
You've seen one farm, you've seen them all.
But do you remember when I won Royal Woods'
Middle-School Reporter of the Year?
Rusty, that's an award you made up
and gave to yourself.
So when's the next episode of the "Farm Show" going to air?
- Yeah, we want more. - Too bad.
That segment was a one-off.
Liam doesn't like being on camera.
all: Aww.
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there.
I don't wanna disappoint anybody.
If y'all like the farm so much,
I guess I don't mind showing 'er off a bit more.
Watch me tame this here bucking bronco.
Oh!
Dang, girl, this look is baa-aa-aad to the bone.
It's Liam!
And here's how we make
our famous Hunnicutt boysenberry jam.
Virginia, no!
Have some grits, am I right?
So, for the next "Life with Liam"--
that's what I'm calling the show now--
I'm gonna film Virginia's annual mudslide
down Hunnicutt Hill.
all: Hmm.
You all look more nervous than a sow at a barbecue.
Uh, what's going on? - Oh boy.
We have some bad news.
Turns out your show is old news.
What do you mean? Everyone's watching it. Look!
Aw!
No, they're watching this.
Everyone's obsessed with Crikey and Chef Pat's new videos now.
They call themselves the Beef Boxers.
- What? - Sorry, dawg.
Fame is fickle, except for the Rust Man.
He's timeless. - Wait.
But I was just getting started.
Hey, look on the bright side.
You had a good run, buddy.
Hmm, I'll just have to out-beef them beef boxers.
Welcome to another installment of "Life with Liam."
Today, we're taking a tour of the stables.
Oh, no! Stampede!
And cut.
Great job, everyone.
Those acting lessons are paying for themselves.
Carol Anne, did you catch that all on the Goat-Pro?
Y'all are in luck, cause it's harvesting time.
Aah! Giant mutated pumpkin!
Oh, it's after me!
Aah! Oof.
And cut!
Take a gander at this.
That's what happens when a mama pig
craves chicken feed while she's pregnant.
It's the world's first pig-hen.
Once the school sees all this,
Crikey will be old news.
Liam!
Oh, could you believe that?
- That was so cool. - That pig-hen was sick.
You rock, Liam.
You did it again, Liam.
Yeah, the Beef Boxers are dunzo.
Everyone's talking about your zombie pumpkin now.
I don't know about everybody.
The farm never fails to deliver.
And it's a good thing, too,
because everyone wants to see what's going to happen next.
Happen next? Uh.
Well, not a problem,
because there is never a dull day on Hunnicutt Farms.
All right, folks, this runaway tractor segment
is gonna make me a legend.
And all the supporting cast too.
I'll get the tractor to start rolling down the hill,
over that ramp, and towards the pond.
But right before it hits the water,
I'll signal Virginia to throw me the lasso.
Then I'll mount Barb, and we'll speed off
and lasso the tractor before it crashes.
Everyone got it?
Great, let's roll.
Welcome back, Kangaroos,
to another segment of "Life with Liam."
Today, I'm showing you the family tractor.
Oh, no!
I best go stop it.
Virginia, where's my lasso?
Virginia, what are you doing?
What in tarnation?
Oh! Aah!
Great gizzards.
Mee-Maw must have slept in the tractor again.
I gotta save her!
Come on, Barb, ride like your hide depends on it, hyah!
Mee-Maw, you need to jump!
I'll catch ya!
I'm a-scared!
Hurry!
Are you all right, Mee-Maw?
What the heck happened?
I was trying to shoot another segment for the show,
but things got a little out of control.
Well, I was almost a goner there,
and you'll be doing extra chores for two years!
But I guess you got yourself one heck of a segment.
Finally!
Your fans are waiting for you.
I don't know how you're gonna top
a half pig, half chicken, though.
Uh, is something else going to happen?
Nope, truth is,
this is what life is actually like on the farm.
It may get the views, it may not,
but I ain't part of that rat race no more.
That video's worse than dead air, dawg.
Good thing my bandages are off, so I can save the day!
Come on, Zach.
Let's go give the people what they really want.
Uh, ooh, ah.
Oh, no. Aah! Not the face!
That's my moneymaker!
Aah!