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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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And we are live in three,
two...
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I'm Rusty Spokes,
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Royal Woods' favorite
middle-school newscaster,
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coming to you live.
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Chef Pat is about
to unveil a cake
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for our school mascot
and birthday boy,
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Crikey the kangaroo.
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Is that buttercream frosting?
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Mmm, my favorite!
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Should I cut the feed?
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Liam, you gotta stall.
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Uh, I don't know, y'all.
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I ain't got Rusty's
kind of screen presence.
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- Get in front of the camera.
- We need you.
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Uh, uh.
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Howdy.
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Uh, filling in for a currently
indisposed Rusty Spokes--
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It was only one bite.
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Aah!
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Um, I'm Liam Hunnicutt.
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And, uh...
look what we just found
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in the Hunnicutt Farm
potato field.
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Ain't he the spitting image
of Abe Lincoln?
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Four score and seven spuds ago.
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I'm Liam Hunnic--
- You can't wrap.
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We still have 3 1/2 minutes.
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Well, here I am
brushing the mats out
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of our mule, Daisy's, tail.
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Whoa!
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Yeah.
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Oh, uh, here's Mee-Maw
giving Virginia
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a literal piggyback ride.
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Just another Thursday
round the farm.
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We still have time.
Keep going!
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Oh. Oh, wait.
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I'm being told
I still have a minute.
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Um, uh, have you ever seen
a donkey go berserk
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in a cabbage patch?
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Hey, y'all.
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I'm sorry
that yesterday's segment
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weren't all that
and a bunch of oats.
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It's okay, dawg.
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We can't all have
this kind of charisma.
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Uh-oh, another dizzy spell.
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Just a couple more steps,
and--
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Whoa!
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Whoa, what's all of
this mail?
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I bet it's our fans
worrying about me.
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"Dear Liam."
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That's a weird way
of spelling Rusty.
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No, it's not for you.
It's all fan mail for Liam.
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They love you and think
farm life is fascinating.
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Really? Well, shucks.
That's mighty nice.
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Hey, maybe you should do
a full segment about the farm.
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Oh, that's swell
of you to say,
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but I'm more of a workhorse
than a show pony.
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You should try it.
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Besides, Rusty needs time
to recover.
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I don't need time.
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I'll be fine as soon
as this room stops spinning.
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Ugh.
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Well, all right.
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Maybe just this once.
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Welcome, y'all,
I start every morn'
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with a farm-to-farm breakfast.
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Hoo-ee, gotta stop
taking naps in the tractor.
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My dang leg fell asleep again.
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Whoa!
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Oh, heck. Oh, Liam!
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You didn't tell me you were
making a movie picture.
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And here I am with no wig.
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Have some grits, Liam.
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Uh, bad Virginia.
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Not when the cameras
are rolling.
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It's a slop party, y'all.
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After breakfast,
I like to take a quick dip
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in the old mudhole.
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Oh!
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And here's our youngest foal
learning to walk.
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Come on, Sugar Cube.
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Do just like your Mee-Maw. Oh!
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And that's all the news
that makes the Hunni-cut.
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This is Liam signing off.
Bye now.
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Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
- Hey, Liam.
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Farm life is so cool.
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Aww, Sugar Cube's adorable.
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"Have some grits, Liam." Ha!
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You the man!
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Congrats, buddy.
You're a star.
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You've seen one
farm, you've seen them all.
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But do you remember
when I won Royal Woods'
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Middle-School Reporter
of the Year?
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Rusty, that's an award
you made up
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and gave to yourself.
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So when's the next episode of
the "Farm Show" going to air?
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- Yeah, we want more.
- Too bad.
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That segment was a one-off.
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Liam doesn't like being
on camera.
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all: Aww.
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Uh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa there.
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I don't wanna disappoint
anybody.
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If y'all like the farm so much,
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I guess I don't mind showing
'er off a bit more.
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Watch me tame
this here bucking bronco.
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Oh!
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Dang, girl, this look is
baa-aa-aad to the bone.
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It's Liam!
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And here's how we make
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our famous Hunnicutt
boysenberry jam.
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Virginia, no!
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Have some grits, am I right?
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So, for the next
"Life with Liam"--
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that's what I'm calling
the show now--
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I'm gonna film Virginia's
annual mudslide
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down Hunnicutt Hill.
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all: Hmm.
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You all look more nervous
than a sow at a barbecue.
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Uh, what's going on?
- Oh boy.
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We have some bad news.
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Turns out
your show is old news.
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What do you mean?
Everyone's watching it. Look!
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Aw!
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No, they're watching this.
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Everyone's obsessed with Crikey
and Chef Pat's new videos now.
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They call themselves
the Beef Boxers.
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- What?
- Sorry, dawg.
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Fame is fickle,
except for the Rust Man.
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He's timeless.
- Wait.
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But I was just getting started.
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Hey, look on the bright side.
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You had a good run, buddy.
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Hmm, I'll just have
to out-beef them beef boxers.
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Welcome to another installment
of "Life with Liam."
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Today, we're taking a tour
of the stables.
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Oh, no! Stampede!
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And cut.
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Great job, everyone.
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Those acting lessons
are paying for themselves.
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Carol Anne, did you catch
that all on the Goat-Pro?
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Y'all are in luck,
cause it's harvesting time.
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Aah! Giant mutated pumpkin!
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Oh, it's after me!
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Aah! Oof.
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And cut!
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Take a gander at this.
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That's what happens
when a mama pig
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craves chicken feed
while she's pregnant.
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It's the world's first pig-hen.
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Once the school sees all this,
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Crikey will be old news.
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Liam!
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Oh, could you believe that?
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- That was so cool.
- That pig-hen was sick.
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You rock, Liam.
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You did it again, Liam.
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Yeah, the Beef Boxers
are dunzo.
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Everyone's talking about
your zombie pumpkin now.
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I don't know about everybody.
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The farm never fails
to deliver.
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And it's a good thing, too,
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because everyone wants to see
what's going to happen next.
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Happen next? Uh.
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Well, not a problem,
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because there is never
a dull day on Hunnicutt Farms.
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All right, folks,
this runaway tractor segment
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is gonna make me a legend.
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And all
the supporting cast too.
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I'll get the tractor
to start rolling down the hill,
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over that ramp,
and towards the pond.
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But right before
it hits the water,
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I'll signal Virginia
to throw me the lasso.
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Then I'll mount Barb,
and we'll speed off
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and lasso the tractor
before it crashes.
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Everyone got it?
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Great, let's roll.
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Welcome back, Kangaroos,
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to another segment
of "Life with Liam."
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Today, I'm showing you
the family tractor.
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Oh, no!
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I best go stop it.
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Virginia, where's my lasso?
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Virginia, what are you doing?
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What in tarnation?
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Oh! Aah!
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Great gizzards.
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Mee-Maw must have slept
in the tractor again.
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I gotta save her!
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Come on, Barb, ride like
your hide depends on it, hyah!
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Mee-Maw, you need to jump!
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I'll catch ya!
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I'm a-scared!
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Hurry!
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Are you all right, Mee-Maw?
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What the heck happened?
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I was trying to shoot
another segment for the show,
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but things got a little out
of control.
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Well, I was almost
a goner there,
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and you'll be doing
extra chores for two years!
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But I guess you got yourself
one heck of a segment.
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Finally!
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Your fans are waiting for you.
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I don't know how
you're gonna top
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a half pig,
half chicken, though.
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Uh, is something else
going to happen?
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Nope, truth is,
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this is what life is
actually like on the farm.
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It may get the views,
it may not,
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but I ain't part of
that rat race no more.
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That video's worse
than dead air, dawg.
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Good thing my bandages are off,
so I can save the day!
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Come on, Zach.
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Let's go give the people
what they really want.
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Uh, ooh, ah.
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Oh, no. Aah! Not the face!
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That's my moneymaker!
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Aah!