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<i>♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's how we show
our love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪</i>

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<i>♪ One boy and ten girls ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Loud house ♪</i>

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Poo-poo.

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<i>[energetic banjo music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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And we are live in three,
two...

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I'm Rusty Spokes,

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Royal Woods' favorite
middle-school newscaster,

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coming to you live.

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Chef Pat is about
to unveil a cake

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for our school mascot
and birthday boy,

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Crikey the kangaroo.

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<i>[bright fanfare]</i>
Is that buttercream frosting?

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[slurps]
Mmm, my favorite!

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[groans]

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Should I cut the feed?

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Liam, you gotta stall.

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Uh, I don't know, y'all.

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I ain't got Rusty's
kind of screen presence.

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<i>- Get in front of the camera.
- We need you.</i>

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Uh, uh. [squeaks]

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Howdy.

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Uh, filling in for a currently
indisposed Rusty Spokes--

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It was only one bite.

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<i>[blows landing]
Aah!</i>

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<i>[thunderous crash]</i>

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Um, I'm Liam Hunnicutt.

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And, uh...
look what we just found

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in the Hunnicutt Farm
potato field.

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Ain't he the spitting image
of Abe Lincoln?

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Four score and seven spuds ago.

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I'm Liam Hunnic--
<i>- You can't wrap.</i>

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<i>We still have 3 1/2 minutes.</i>

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Well, here I am
brushing the mats out

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of our mule, Daisy's, tail.

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Whoa!

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[laughs] Yeah.

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Oh, uh, here's Mee-Maw
giving Virginia

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a literal piggyback ride.

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Just another Thursday
round the farm.

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<i>We still have time.
Keep going!</i>

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Oh. Oh, wait.

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I'm being told
I still have a minute.

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Um, uh, have you ever seen
a donkey go berserk

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in a cabbage patch?

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[chuckles]

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[bell rings]

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Hey, y'all.

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I'm sorry
that yesterday's segment

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weren't all that
and a bunch of oats.

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It's okay, dawg.

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We can't all have
this kind of charisma.

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Uh-oh, another dizzy spell.

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[groans]

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Just a couple more steps,
and--

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Whoa! [groans]

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Whoa, what's all of
this mail?

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I bet it's our fans
worrying about me.

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"Dear Liam."

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That's a weird way
of spelling Rusty.

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No, it's not for you.
It's all fan mail for Liam.

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They love you and think
farm life is fascinating.

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Really? Well, shucks.
That's mighty nice.

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Hey, maybe you should do
a full segment about the farm.

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Oh, that's swell
of you to say,

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but I'm more of a workhorse
than a show pony.

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You should try it.

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Besides, Rusty needs time
to recover.

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I don't need time.

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I'll be fine as soon
as this room stops spinning.

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Ugh.

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Well, all right.

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Maybe just this once.

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Welcome, y'all,
I start every morn'

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with a farm-to-farm breakfast.

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Hoo-ee, gotta stop
taking naps in the tractor.

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My dang leg fell asleep again.

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Whoa!

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Oh, heck. Oh, Liam!

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You didn't tell me you were
making a movie picture.

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And here I am with no wig.

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Have some grits, Liam.

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Uh, bad Virginia.

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Not when the cameras
are rolling.

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It's a slop party, y'all.

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[gobbling]

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<i>[light country music]</i>

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After breakfast,
I like to take a quick dip

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in the old mudhole.

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[grunts]

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- [squeals]
- Oh!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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And here's our youngest foal
learning to walk.

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Come on, Sugar Cube.

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Do just like your Mee-Maw. Oh!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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And that's all the news
that makes the Hunni-cut.

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This is Liam signing off.
Bye now.

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[bell rings]

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Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
- Hey, Liam.

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Farm life is so cool.

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Aww, Sugar Cube's adorable.

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"Have some grits, Liam." Ha!

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You the man!

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Congrats, buddy.
You're a star.

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[scoffs] You've seen one
farm, you've seen them all.

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But do you remember
when I won Royal Woods'

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Middle-School Reporter
of the Year?

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Rusty, that's an award
you made up

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and gave to yourself.

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So when's the next episode of
the "Farm Show" going to air?

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- Yeah, we want more.
- Too bad.

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That segment was a one-off.

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Liam doesn't like being
on camera.

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all: Aww.

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Uh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa there.

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I don't wanna disappoint
anybody.

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If y'all like the farm so much,

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I guess I don't mind showing
'er off a bit more.

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[all cheer]
- [growls]

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Watch me tame
this here bucking bronco.

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[whinnies]

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[grunts]

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[chuckles sheepishly]

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<i>[lively banjo music]</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Oh!

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Dang, girl, this look is
baa-aa-aad to the bone.

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It's Liam!

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[cheering, laughter]

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And here's how we make

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our famous Hunnicutt
boysenberry jam.

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[grunts]

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[gasps] Virginia, no!

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[laughter]

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Have some grits, am I right?

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So, for the next
"Life with Liam"--

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that's what I'm calling
the show now--

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I'm gonna film Virginia's
annual mudslide

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down Hunnicutt Hill.

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all: Hmm.

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You all look more nervous
than a sow at a barbecue.

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Uh, what's going on?
- Oh boy.

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We have some bad news.

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Turns out
your show is old news.

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What do you mean?
Everyone's watching it. Look!

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Aw!
[both laugh]

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No, they're watching this.

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Everyone's obsessed with Crikey
and Chef Pat's new videos now.

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They call themselves
the Beef Boxers.

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- What?
- Sorry, dawg.

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Fame is fickle,
except for the Rust Man.

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He's timeless.
- Wait.

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But I was just getting started.

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Hey, look on the bright side.

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You had a good run, buddy.

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Hmm, I'll just have
to out-beef them beef boxers.

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<i>[sheep bleating]</i>

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Welcome to another installment
of "Life with Liam."

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Today, we're taking a tour
of the stables.

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[horse whinnying]

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Oh, no! Stampede!

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And cut.

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Great job, everyone.

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Those acting lessons
are paying for themselves.

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Carol Anne, did you catch
that all on the Goat-Pro?

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[bleats]

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Y'all are in luck,
cause it's harvesting time.

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[gasps]
<i>[dramatic beat]</i>

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Aah! Giant mutated pumpkin!

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- [screeches]
- Oh, it's after me!

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Aah! Oof.

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And cut!

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[squawks]

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Take a gander at this.

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[squeals]

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That's what happens
when a mama pig

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craves chicken feed
while she's pregnant.

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It's the world's first pig-hen.

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Once the school sees all this,

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Crikey will be old news.

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[bleats]

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<i>[bright music]</i>

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Liam!
[all cheer]

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Oh, could you believe that?

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- That was so cool.
- That pig-hen was sick.

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You rock, Liam.

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You did it again, Liam.

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Yeah, the Beef Boxers
are dunzo.

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Everyone's talking about
your zombie pumpkin now.

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I don't know about everybody.

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The farm never fails
to deliver.

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And it's a good thing, too,

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because everyone wants to see
what's going to happen next.

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Happen next? Uh.
[chuckles]

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Well, not a problem,

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because there is never
a dull day on Hunnicutt Farms.

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All right, folks,
this runaway tractor segment

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is gonna make me a legend.

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And all
the supporting cast too.

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I'll get the tractor
to start rolling down the hill,

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over that ramp,
and towards the pond.

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But right before
it hits the water,

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I'll signal Virginia
to throw me the lasso.

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Then I'll mount Barb,
and we'll speed off

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and lasso the tractor
before it crashes.

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Everyone got it?

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Great, let's roll.

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Welcome back, Kangaroos,

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to another segment
of "Life with Liam."

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Today, I'm showing you
the family tractor.

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[exaggeratedly] Oh, no!

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I best go stop it.

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Virginia, where's my lasso?

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[sniffs]

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Virginia, what are you doing?

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[gasps]
- What in tarnation?

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Oh! Aah!

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Great gizzards.

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Mee-Maw must have slept
in the tractor again.

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I gotta save her!

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[wails]

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Come on, Barb, ride like
your hide depends on it, hyah!

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- [screams]
- Mee-Maw, you need to jump!

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I'll catch ya!

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I'm a-scared!
[gasps]

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Hurry!

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[both grunt]

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Are you all right, Mee-Maw?

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What the heck happened?

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[sighs] I was trying to shoot
another segment for the show,

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but things got a little out
of control.

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Well, I was almost
a goner there,

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and you'll be doing
extra chores for two years!

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But I guess you got yourself
one heck of a segment.

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Finally!

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Your fans are waiting for you.

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I don't know how
you're gonna top

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a half pig,
half chicken, though.

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[gasps]

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Uh, is something else
going to happen?

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Nope, truth is,

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this is what life is
actually like on the farm.

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It may get the views,
it may not,

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but I ain't part of
that rat race no more.

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That video's worse
than dead air, dawg.

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Good thing my bandages are off,
so I can save the day!

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Come on, Zach.

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Let's go give the people
what they really want.

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Uh, ooh, ah.

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[winces]
- [growls]

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Oh, no. Aah! Not the face!

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<i>That's my moneymaker!</i>

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<i>Aah!</i>

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[laughter]