It's hotter than a heifer hoofing
down habaneros out here.
Oh.
Howdy, fellers. - Hey, buddy.
Hiya, pal.
We know that weekends can get pretty busy on the farm,
so we wanted to bring over some breakfast muffins.
Boy, that's mighty kind of y'all.
But it's 7:00 a.m.
That's dang near suppertime 'round here.
We'll have them for dessert.
Come on, you stubborn--
You go on and get now, Cletus.
Huh?
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
Hold tight, Mee Maw!
I'll go get the ladder.
Yeah! Ooh!
Liam, wait, I think she's happy.
Don't you know what this is?
Oh, it's oil!
The Hunnicuts are going to be rich!
Yeah! Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Boy, oh, boy.
I'm sure going to miss this place.
Me too, sweet peach.
But now that we've got oil money,
I bought us a big old house in a fancy-pants neighborhood!
We won't have to be up at the crack of dawn
working our tails off till the sun goes down.
We'll be living the good life, you hear?
Sounds mighty fine to me.
Oh, that's the spirit!
Y'all packed?
Well, then let's get to steppin'!
Oh, my--
Howdy, friendo.
What's your name?
Reginald Robertson Riley III.
Mee Mee Hunnicut.
Oh.
Call me Mee Maw I!
Can I help you?
You seem, uh, lost.
Oh, we're not lost, triple R.
We're your new neighbors.
Ahh!
Huh, what a strange feller.
There she is, Liam.
our new home, Hunnicut Manor.
Oh, boy.
Y'all want next?
I'd be happy to hose you down when Virginia's
done scrubbing her behind.
Avert your eyes, Lady Buffington.
Mee Maw, floor's all lathered with farm-fresh butter!
Whoa!
Whoo-hoo!
Now that's living.
Y'all want to ride our butter slide?
You know, sugar, I got me a hunch that folks around here
don't like us much.
Yeah, me too.
We were thick as thieves with folks back in Royal Woods.
But in these parts, we stick out like a turkey in a pigpen.
Well, that ain't no good.
What's the point of living somewhere if you ain't
friendly with your neighbors?
Yeah.
Buck up, biscuit.
It's like I always say, when the cows are dry,
you got to hop on them goat udders.
Not sure this is time for milkshakes,
but, uh, I'll get Carol Anne.
Hold on.
I'm saying we gotta adapt, learn how to act all fancy.
Then we'll fit right in around here.
Now that's a plan.
And I think I know just the people to spit
shine us right up.
We'd be happy to help.
First lesson of the McBride classy class
is farm animals go outside.
Let's talk home decor.
Antiques are a great way to show off how stylish you are.
Ooh, I'm glad you fellers brought out a spit bucket.
I've been holding in a doozy of a loogie for hours.
That's an 11th-century royal chalice.
Ooh.
Oh, thank goodness we have a fainting couch.
Oh, here, Mr. McB.
I'll just clean your chalice right quick with this hanky.
Ah!
That's one of Queen Victoria's cashmere scarves!
Ooh.
This is why we have two of these.
The key to speaking properly is accentuating
the right syllables.
"The cut of the couture culottes is classy."
"The fromage finishes fabulously."
Grandmother.
Thank you, darling.
May I interest you in some truffles?
I'd be happy to shave them
with this Renaissance-era mandolin.
Oh!
How splendid.
Divine.
Good first day.
Shall we get another set of lessons in tomorrow?
Oh, tomorrow's no good.
We invited the neighbors to our place tonight
to show them how fancy we can be.
both: Tonight!
Wait, what's wrong?
We still have a lot to cover.
Well, why don't y'all tag along?
That way you can coach us from the sidelines.
It's showtime.
Everyone ready?
Welcome to Hunnicut Manor.
Oh. Oh, my--
- Ooh-la-la. - This is lovely.
I brought paté.
It's imported from Provence.
It's fatty goose liver.
Oh, paté.
Don't worry, Mee Maw.
I'll just hit it real quick with our barbecue sauce hose.
both: Ah!
Yum.
Right, Liam?
Ooh!
Let's play a party game.
Oh, great idea!
How about Rope the Richie?
Oh!
- No! - No.
Oh.
Good gracious.
What are you doing?
I meant a game like Statues.
Oh, I knew that.
I just wanted you on my team.
Oh, Statues is great fun.
We all stand completely still for
an extended period of time,
like our favorite expensive statue.
How much longer do we got to stand like this?
My legs got the wobbles.
Uh, I'd say about an hour or so.
Care to dance, madam?
Oh, I sure do!
Kick the tempo up like you got on a new pair of boots.
And don't be afraid to take that A string for a ride.
Whoa.
Oh!
Oh.
Ah!
Oh, I'm sorry, gang.
I wish y'all could be inside with us too.
But we're trying to fit in.
And these folks ain't the farm animal type.
Yeah, I deserve that.
Oh, look, I know this won't make
it up to y'all, but I brought something for everyone.
Well, it's not the fanciest party I've ever attended,
a bit unorthodox, actually.
But it's satisfactory.
Maybe you're both Huntington Oaks material after all.
Oh!
Uh, Mee Maw--
I mean, Grandmother.
Not now, darling.
What in the name of Dow Jones?
Oh!
What are you looking at, you boorish beast?
Oh, that's Bessie.
She don't like the color red.
Quick, Mr. Reginald!
You have to take off your suit.
Ow!
Oh, oh!
Ohh.
Just what is so funny?
This is ghastly, appalling, unacceptable!
Really?
I'd say it was just about the most fun we've had all night.
Yeah, me too.
Mee Maw, I don't think all this stuffy stuff
is for me.
You took the words right out of my mouth, buttercup.
This ain't the good life.
What we had before was the good life.
The Hunnicuts are going back to their farm!
Oh, sorry for wasting your time, Mr. McB.
You too, Mr. McB.
No, no.
We get it.
Being yourself is very important.
Live your truth, Hunnicuts.
All right, let's go.
Oh, wait.
Mee Maw, what about all this fancy stuff we bought?
Oh, leave it here.
The richies can have at it.
- Oh! - Give me that.
Give me!
Mm!
Get your hands off that priceless vase.
I call dibs!
Aah!
Ooh-whee.
Them folks ain't got no manners.
♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪