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Hup! Hup! Hup!
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Congrats, kiddo, you passed.
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All right, so just one
of you left
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to take the Physical
Fitness Exam.
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And thus the nightmare begins.
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Whoa, whoa...
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Oof!
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So, the bad news
is you failed the test.
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The good news is I'll let you
try again tomorrow.
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The other bad news
is that's your last shot.
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If you blow it, you don't
pass the fourth grade.
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But look on the bright side,
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I could be your gym teacher
for the rest of your life.
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...for the rest
of your life.
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...the rest of your life.
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...the rest of your life.
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...28, 29.
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Okay, everybody.
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You're gonna wanna clear out.
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Kindergarten gymnastics
is starting
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and believe me,
it is sheer chaos.
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I'm mortified.
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How did all of you
pass the exam and not me?
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All I can say is thank goodness
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for those SS Fun Time
samba classes.
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And Boris is aerodynamic
because of his hollow bones.
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There must be some way
to help you pass, Lucy.
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What about your sister, Lynn?
Isn't she "sporty"?
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Too sporty, I'm afraid.
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She'd make me do
torturous things, like sit-ups.
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No, I need something fast
and easy.
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And that means doing what
The Morticians Club does best.
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Magic!
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Complaining.
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Both answers are valid,
but I meant magic.
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Ooh, I'm lovin' your new
spellbook, Persephone.
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Nothing like real
dragon leather.
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A birthday gift from my parents.
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It came in the
Sassy Sorceress kit.
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Ooh!
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It looks like
the first ingredient
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for the athletic potion
is the hair of a cat,
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for nimbleness.
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A weightlifter's yell,
for strength.
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Curse these
hollow bones.
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A whoopee cushion,
for greater lung capacity.
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Now it says dip a pair
of running shoes in the potion
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and then put them on.
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Ow.
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After those shoes.
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And they're off to the laces.
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This next plan
should be foolproof.
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If I make you older,
you won't be in fourth grade.
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Hence, you won't have
to take the test.
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Wah.
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Whoops, wrong direction.
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Whoops, too far.
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I have to pee
before you change me back.
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Can't hold it like I used to.
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Just one drink
of this "memory-begone" potion
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and Coach will forget
that you need to take the test.
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Mmm...
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Um, Persephone,
didn't you read this label?
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"May cause dizziness
or lizardness."
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Next year I'm asking for cash
for my birthday.
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Hear me out, what if we
don't turn Coach back?
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No test for me, he suns himself
on a rock all day.
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Win-win.
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Sigh. Worth a shot.
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There he goes!
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Careful, Dante.
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You knocked down this old
photograph of "Speedy Edie."
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Hmm. This says that Edie
won these trophies
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as a student here
back in the 1920s.
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She went on to become
a famous multi-sport athlete.
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Gasp.
I know how to fix my problem.
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Everyone, to the cemetery. Away.
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We should probably
change Coach P back first.
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And soon.
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Oh, dear Edie,
thou art so speedy.
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I beg thee, come,
for I am needy.
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That's gotta be
my fastest sprint
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from the afterlife yet.
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Which one of you guys
was clocking me?
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'Kay. No one. Great.
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So, Bangs, what's up?
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I need you to take over my body
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and pass my school fitness exam
for me.
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I'd be eternally grateful.
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What're we talkin'?
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A hundred-mile course,
300 pushups,
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climb the side
of a high-rise building?
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Swing a bat, kick a ball,
and jump through tires.
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Wow, what has physical fitness
come to in this town?
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Well, I'm always up to stretch
my haunted hammies.
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Edie's in, literally.
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Okay, test time.
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Sorry. I don't know
why I keep doing that.
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Thanks for helping me pass,
Edie.
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You were amazing.
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That's why they call me Speedy.
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That and 'cause I talk fast.
And eat fast. And drive fast.
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And do everything fast.
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Matter of fact,
I hold the state record
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for fastest time
in long distance running.
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Is that fast, or is that fast?
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Not fast enough.
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- Someone beat your record.
- What?
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Well, how can that be,
magic hand box of knowledge?
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Well, we're just
gonna have to fix that.
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Otherwise, those wise guys
in the afterlife
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will never let me forget it.
Bangs!
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You have to let me possess you
again so I can beat the record.
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Sorry, but I've had enough
exercise and possession
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to last all my lives,
past and present.
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Oh, I get it.
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Thanks to Edie,
you pass the fourth grade.
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And what do I get in return?
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A big...
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It's fine. I'll spend an
eternity haunted by shame.
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And when I float by,
they'll laugh.
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They'll say, "There she goes,
'At a Modest Pace Edie.'"
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- Fine. I'll do it.
- Attagirl, Bangs!
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Now, if we're gonna
break the record,
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I gotta get you in tip-top,
tippity-top condition.
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This isn't a two-bit
kiddie fitness test.
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Long distance running requires
intense training starting now.
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Whoa.
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Next!
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Next!
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Whew!
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Huh?
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Sigh.
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This will help you
achieve maximum speed
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by strengthening your tushy.
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I ain't askin' no questions.
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When a glowin' ghost lady
says get on the tractor,
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you get on the tractor.
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Is that all you got, Bangs?
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Now that's
what I'm talkin' about!
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I'd say it's time
to go break that record.
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Let's do it!
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Alarmed yell.
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They've been running since dawn.
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Lucy must be dead tired by now.
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Look, she approaches.
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We missed beating the record
by four seconds.
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Well, Bangs, we'll just have
to hit the training even harder.
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Come on! Let's see some hustle!
We got a lot of work to do.
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I can't do this anymore.
Your training is torture.
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But you said you'd help!
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And I haven't
broken the record yet.
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Sorry.
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I hate to do this to you
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but I am as desperate
as I am speedy.
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If you don't help me,
I'll tell your coach
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you didn't take
the fitness exam yourself.
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And that means
fourth grade forever.
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Great. Blackmailed by a ghost.
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I guess this is what I get
for cheating in the first place.
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Hey. Where you goin', Bangs?
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To make this right.
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Let me get this straight.
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You wanna redo the test
because last time you cheated
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by having the ghost of a 1920s
athlete possess your body?
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Eh, I've heard weirder.
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Okay, knock yourself out, Loud.
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Here goes nothing.
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Congratulations, Lucy.
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- You passed all on your own.
- Thanks.
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I guess all that training
with Edie helped.
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You're welcome, Bangs.
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So, no hard feelings
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about me not helping you
break the record?
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No way.
I ended up finding somebody
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who was more than happy
to help me.
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With my speed
and his hollow bones,
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we'll be unbeatable.
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Boris is going to be a champion!
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♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
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♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
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♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪
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♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
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♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
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♪ Stand in line to take a pee
Never any privacy ♪
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♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
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♪ That's the way it always is
In the Loud House ♪