1
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[girl] Hup! Hup! Hup!

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[exhales sharply]

3
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Congrats, kiddo, you passed.

4
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All right, so just one
of you left

5
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to take the Physical
Fitness Exam.

6
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- And thus the nightmare begins.
- [thunder rumbles]

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[grunts] Whoa, whoa...

8
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[all grunting]

9
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Oof!

10
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[grunts]

11
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[whistle blows]

12
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[sighs]

13
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So, the bad news
is you failed the test.

14
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The good news is I'll let you
try again tomorrow.

15
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The other bad news
is that's your last shot.

16
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If you blow it, you don't
pass the fourth grade.

17
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But look on the bright side,

18
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I could be your gym teacher
for the rest of your life.

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[echoing] <i>...for the rest
of your life.</i>

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<i>...the rest of your life.</i>

21
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<i>...the rest of your life.</i>

22
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...28, 29.

23
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[coughing]

24
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- [whistle blows]
- Okay, everybody.

25
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You're gonna wanna clear out.

26
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Kindergarten gymnastics
is starting

27
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and believe me,
it is sheer chaos.

28
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I'm mortified.

29
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How did all of you
pass the exam and not me?

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All I can say is thank goodness

31
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for those SS Fun Time
samba classes.

32
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[samba music plays]

33
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And Boris is aerodynamic
because of his hollow bones.

34
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There must be some way
to help you pass, Lucy.

35
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What about your sister, Lynn?
Isn't she "sporty"?

36
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Too sporty, I'm afraid.

37
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She'd make me do
torturous things, like sit-ups.

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[laughing maniacally]

39
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No, I need something fast
and easy.

40
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And that means doing what
The Morticians Club does best.

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[all] Magic!

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Complaining.

43
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Both answers are valid,
but I meant magic.

44
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Ooh, I'm lovin' your new
spellbook, Persephone.

45
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Nothing like real
dragon leather.

46
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A birthday gift from my parents.

47
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It came in the
Sassy Sorceress kit.

48
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[in unison] Ooh!

49
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It looks like
the first ingredient

50
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for the athletic potion
is the hair of a cat,

51
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for nimbleness.

52
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[hisses]

53
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[hisses in pain]

54
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[groaning]

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A weightlifter's yell,
for strength.

56
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[shrieking voice]

57
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[Boris] Curse these
hollow bones.

58
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A whoopee cushion,
for greater lung capacity.

59
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[flatulence]

60
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Now it says dip a pair
of running shoes in the potion

61
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and then put them on.

62
00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,618
Ow.

63
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After those shoes.

64
00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,856
[panting]

65
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And they're off to the laces.

66
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This next plan
should be foolproof.

67
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If I make you older,
you won't be in fourth grade.

68
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Hence, you won't have
to take the test.

69
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[all gasp]

70
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Wah.

71
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Whoops, wrong direction.

72
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Whoops, too far.

73
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I have to pee
before you change me back.

74
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Can't hold it like I used to.

75
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Just one drink
of this "memory-begone" potion

76
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and Coach will forget
that you need to take the test.

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[whistling]

78
00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,143
Mmm...

79
00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:11,352
Um, Persephone,
didn't you read this label?

80
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"May cause dizziness
or lizardness."

81
00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,458
[all gasp]

82
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Next year I'm asking for cash
for my birthday.

83
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[panting]

84
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Hear me out, what if we
don't turn Coach back?

85
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No test for me, he suns himself
on a rock all day.

86
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Win-win.

87
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Sigh. Worth a shot.

88
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There he goes!

89
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Careful, Dante.

90
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You knocked down this old
photograph of "Speedy Edie."

91
00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,722
Hmm. This says that Edie
won these trophies

92
00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,791
as a student here
back in the 1920s.

93
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She went on to become
a famous multi-sport athlete.

94
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Gasp.
I know how to fix my problem.

95
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Everyone, to the cemetery. Away.

96
00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:04,004
We should probably
change Coach P back first.

97
00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,106
And soon.

98
00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:10,644
Oh, dear Edie,
thou art so speedy.

99
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I beg thee, come,
for I am needy.

100
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[Edie exclaims]

101
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That's gotta be
my fastest sprint

102
00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,589
from the afterlife yet.

103
00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,891
Which one of you guys
was clocking me?

104
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'Kay. No one. Great.

105
00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,397
So, Bangs, what's up?

106
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I need you to take over my body

107
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and pass my school fitness exam
for me.

108
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I'd be eternally grateful.

109
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What're we talkin'?

110
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A hundred-mile course,
300 pushups,

111
00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:40,808
climb the side
of a high-rise building?

112
00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,944
Swing a bat, kick a ball,
and jump through tires.

113
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Wow, what has physical fitness
come to in this town?

114
00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,718
Well, I'm always up to stretch
my haunted hammies.

115
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Edie's in, literally.

116
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Okay, test time.

117
00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:06,333
Sorry. I don't know
why I keep doing that.

118
00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,438
[grunts]

119
00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:21,982
[applause]

120
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Thanks for helping me pass,
Edie.

121
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You were amazing.

122
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That's why they call me Speedy.

123
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That and 'cause I talk fast.
And eat fast. And drive fast.

124
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And do everything fast.

125
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Matter of fact,
I hold the state record

126
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for fastest time
in long distance running.

127
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Is that fast, or is that fast?

128
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[Haiku] Not fast enough.

129
00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,848
- Someone beat your record.
- What?

130
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Well, how can that be,
magic hand box of knowledge?

131
00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,821
Well, we're just
gonna have to fix that.

132
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,090
Otherwise, those wise guys
in the afterlife

133
00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,493
will never let me forget it.
Bangs!

134
00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:09,362
You have to let me possess you
again so I can beat the record.

135
00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,899
Sorry, but I've had enough
exercise and possession

136
00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,602
to last all my lives,
past and present.

137
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Oh, I get it.

138
00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,971
Thanks to Edie,
you pass the fourth grade.

139
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And what do I get in return?

140
00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,009
A big... [blows a raspberry]

141
00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:26,580
It's fine. I'll spend an
eternity haunted by shame.

142
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,549
And when I float by,
they'll laugh.

143
00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:32,786
They'll say, "There she goes,
'At a Modest Pace Edie.'"

144
00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,988
[sobbing]

145
00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:38,058
- Fine. I'll do it.
- Attagirl, Bangs!

146
00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,627
Now, if we're gonna
break the record,

147
00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:43,163
I gotta get you in tip-top,
tippity-top condition.

148
00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:46,066
This isn't a two-bit
kiddie fitness test.

149
00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:51,104
Long distance running requires
intense training starting now.

150
00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,673
Whoa.

151
00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,542
[panting]

152
00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,176
Next!

153
00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,811
[panting]

154
00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,079
Next!

155
00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,382
Whew! [grunting]

156
00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,153
[exhales sharply]

157
00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,154
Huh?

158
00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,656
Sigh.

159
00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,859
This will help you
achieve maximum speed

160
00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,961
by strengthening your tushy.

161
00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,596
[animals grunting]

162
00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:16,930
[snorts]

163
00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,599
I ain't askin' no questions.

164
00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,068
When a glowin' ghost lady
says get on the tractor,

165
00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,336
you get on the tractor.

166
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,440
[effort grunting]

167
00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,344
Is that all you got, Bangs?

168
00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,913
[grunts]

169
00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,787
Now that's
what I'm talkin' about!

170
00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:43,356
I'd say it's time
to go break that record.

171
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,692
Let's do it!

172
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:47,928
Alarmed yell.

173
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,463
- [crashes]
- [animals grunting]

174
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,903
They've been running since dawn.

175
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,606
Lucy must be dead tired by now.

176
00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,174
Look, she approaches.

177
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,244
[panting]

178
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,179
[groans]

179
00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:11,118
We missed beating the record
by four seconds.

180
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:15,355
Well, Bangs, we'll just have
to hit the training even harder.

181
00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:20,994
Come on! Let's see some hustle!
We got a lot of work to do.

182
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,598
I can't do this anymore.
Your training is torture.

183
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,066
But you said you'd help!

184
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,301
And I haven't
broken the record yet.

185
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,269
Sorry.

186
00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,438
[sighs] I hate to do this to you

187
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,374
but I am as desperate
as I am speedy.

188
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,509
If you don't help me,
I'll tell your coach

189
00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,979
you didn't take
the fitness exam yourself.

190
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:43,316
And that means
fourth grade forever.

191
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,152
[evil laugh]

192
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,788
Great. Blackmailed by a ghost.

193
00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,824
I guess this is what I get
for cheating in the first place.

194
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,261
Hey. Where you goin', Bangs?

195
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,263
To make this right.

196
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,731
Let me get this straight.

197
00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,768
You wanna redo the test
because last time you cheated

198
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:05,272
by having the ghost of a 1920s
athlete possess your body?

199
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,308
Eh, I've heard weirder.

200
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,711
Okay, knock yourself out, Loud.

201
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,681
Here goes nothing.
[inhales deeply]

202
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,748
[pants]

203
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,986
Congratulations, Lucy.

204
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,321
- You passed all on your own.
- Thanks.

205
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,924
I guess all that training
with Edie helped.

206
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,093
[Edie] You're welcome, Bangs.

207
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,961
So, no hard feelings

208
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,830
about me not helping you
break the record?

209
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,866
No way.
I ended up finding somebody

210
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,068
who was more than happy
to help me.

211
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,771
With my speed
and his hollow bones,

212
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,807
we'll be unbeatable.

213
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,711
Boris is going to be a champion!

214
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:46,780
[Boris crashes]

215
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,619
<i>♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪</i>

216
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,488
<i>♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪</i>

217
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,791
<i>♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪</i>

218
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,393
<i>♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪</i>

219
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,330
<i>♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪</i>

220
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,732
<i>♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪</i>

221
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,399
<i>♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪</i>

222
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,535
<i>♪ Stand in line to take a pee
Never any privacy ♪</i>

223
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,971
<i>♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪</i>

224
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,842
<i>♪ That's the way it always is
In the Loud House ♪</i>