1 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:08,376 ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,710 ♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,146 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:13,447 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:14,848 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:18,652 ♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,255 ♪ In the Loud House, in the Loud House ♪ 8 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,523 ♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪ 9 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,024 ♪ That's how we show our love ♪ 10 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,193 ♪ In the Loud House ♪ 11 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,394 ♪ In the Loud House ♪ 12 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,795 ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 13 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,663 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:34,635 ♪ Loud House, Loud, Loud House ♪ 15 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:35,903 Poo poo! 16 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:52,220 Guys. I just read something incredible on the DSFB. 17 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,922 Dudley's... Spaghetti... Food Blog? 18 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:57,024 David Steele Fan Board! 19 00:00:57,125 --> 00:01:01,295 There I was, 80 webpages deep, already late for school, 20 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,730 when I read that the only copy 21 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,266 of the legendary missing issue #13 22 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:07,235 David Steele: Stuck in the Rust Belt 23 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:09,903 is located in our very town! 24 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:10,838 - You're kidding! - What?! 25 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,206 I have long dreamed 26 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,443 of finding out how David escapes the abandoned auto factory 27 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,845 and if he ever meets his long lost twin brother! 28 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,213 So where's the comic?? 29 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,548 The ComicBook Nook! 30 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,016 Oh, that new girl's family's store?! 31 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,418 Yup! 32 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,953 Let's go ask New Girl 33 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,855 if she'll show it to us! 34 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,857 Her name is Kara, guys. 35 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,525 I'll handle it. 36 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,894 I'm easily the most fly in the group. 37 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:38,031 Ugh, Rusty, stop blowing your spicy cheese breath at me! 38 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,268 It's making me-- Achoo! 39 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,436 That sounds like a you prob. 40 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,938 'Cause me thinks these are delish. 41 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,075 What up, Kara? 42 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,678 So I heard about issue 13. 43 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,646 What are the chances a guy like me 44 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,183 could possibly take a peek sometime? 45 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,183 Hmmm. Let me do the math. 46 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:58,752 If I carry the "no chance" 47 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:02,423 and add a "not on your life," it's... zero percent. 48 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,859 That nut's not cracking. 49 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,329 Pfft! That sounds like a you prob. 50 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,863 Let me try. 51 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,032 Sorry, about my friend. 52 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,469 Obviously you'd only allow a true comic connoisseur 53 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:19,573 like myself to read-- Achoo! 54 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,742 Ugh. Stupid cheese puffs! 55 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,245 Uh, you can have my tots. 56 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,814 And no. Sorry. Bye. 57 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,817 So much for just asking her. 58 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,253 And our best people were on it. 59 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,621 Action News Team! 60 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,389 Thanks for the piece about me. 61 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,924 The other teachers had no idea 62 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,693 I once escaped a collapsing underwater cave 63 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,229 using my webbed feet, 64 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,396 and believe me, 65 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,298 they were impressed! 66 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,236 Wait, that gives me an idea! 67 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,236 Oh, don't worry it has nothing to do 68 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:51,772 with Bolhofner's feet. 69 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,575 Huh? 70 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,744 Let me guess. Issue 13? 71 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,980 Huh, what? I have no idea what you're talking about! 72 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,250 I'm here on behalf of the Action News Team. 73 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,117 You may have heard of us... 74 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,453 I've seen your show. 75 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,455 I liked the one about Bolhofner's webbed feet. 76 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,291 Thanks! We want to film a new student profile 77 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,725 that would be all about you. 78 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,362 Your interests, hobbies, favorite foods. 79 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,262 Why would you wanna do that? 80 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:19,733 For fun! It'll be a great way for everyone to know you! 81 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,603 Are you free, I don't know, after school? 82 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,438 - Today? - I work at my family's 83 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,574 comic book store after school, so... 84 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,677 Oh shoot. I guess we can't do it... 85 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:33,747 Unless! If you're cool with it, we could just film there? 86 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,617 Hmm... okay. I'll see you guys there. 87 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,888 Yes! [singsong] I did it! I-I did it! 88 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,191 Okay, you know the plan. 89 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:47,194 Take these, so we can communicate secretly. 90 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,898 Sorry, Lana was playing with yours 91 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,566 and dropped it in Charles' water bowl. 92 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,868 It might... 93 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,737 ...zap you. Occasionally. 94 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,339 But it's a mild zap. 95 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,441 Easy for you to say. 96 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,110 Why are you standing out here? 97 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,379 Just getting some fresh air! 98 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,681 And that's enough! 99 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,923 Now let's get you gussied up for the camera. 100 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,326 Whoa, cool scar! 101 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:22,330 Oh, thanks. Hockey puck. 102 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,931 I was five, I think? 103 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,332 Whoa! You play hockey?! 104 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,502 - Wow! - That's so cool! 105 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,905 Whoa, you have friends? 106 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,407 Oh, get lost, Josh. 107 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,077 And stop taking my snacks! 108 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,111 Younger sibling? 109 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,914 Yeah, I have plenty of those myself. 110 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:47,788 Hmm... We need more light. I'll go look for something. 111 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,723 And we're rolling! 112 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,993 So, Kara, what are your hobbies? 113 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,062 Comic book collecting, obviously... 114 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,698 board games, ice-fishing, oh, making dishes 115 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,167 from recipes people write on their headstones. 116 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:03,369 Really?! Awesome! And macabre. What have you made? 117 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,739 Agent Gurdle reporting. I'm in. 118 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,208 - Will advise on progress. - Copy! 119 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:11,945 I mean, toffee. Have you made that? 120 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,983 Hmm. Aha! 121 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,085 Engaging super speed! 122 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,654 Gah! 123 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:21,989 Finger cramp! 124 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,224 Ooh! Is that Commander Blork?! 125 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:28,061 First Lieutenant Bleck?! Officer Splork?! 126 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,169 Wait, you rode The Big Dipper?! 127 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,071 Um, five times. 128 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,273 I'm kind of obsessed with water slides. 129 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,842 What's the big deal? 130 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,478 It's a 40-story drop! Tallest water slide 131 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,613 in North America! 132 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:46,547 Whoa! 133 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,584 I'm gonna get you! No! Ah! 134 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,453 Take that, evil space worm! 135 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:55,188 Ugh, Zach's been compromised. 136 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:59,860 Oh my foot's asleep! Need to walk! 137 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,195 Liam, keep shooting without me. 138 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,634 Hmm. 139 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,602 I was just looking for the comic! 140 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,604 Uh-huh. Time to swap out. 141 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,940 Found the soft light! 142 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,675 - Gah! - Gah! 143 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,611 If I were hiding something valuable 144 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,447 I'd put it somewhere like... 145 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,148 Here! 146 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,350 Guys! I found a secret room! 147 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:26,987 The comic has to be inside! But it's locked with a keypad. 148 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,222 Ask questions that might be the number combo! 149 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,925 Time for Rust-Dawg to ask burning questions. 150 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,728 - What's your birthday? - June 25th. 151 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,998 0-6-2-5-?? Tight, tight... 152 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,700 That didn't work, try another! 153 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,003 What's your mom's fav numbers? Parents' anniversary? 154 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,872 These are your burning questions? 155 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:48,909 Abort, Stella. Rusty's bombing. Let's swap, I have an idea! 156 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,782 Ow, uh, I mean wow, ha, 157 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,017 I'm super excited for this interview. 158 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,519 I gotta call my mom! 159 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:01,555 I forgot to tell her I left the sink on, full blast. 160 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,323 That sounds made up... 161 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,192 Speaking of made up, you're the author 162 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,094 of four published comic books. 163 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,929 What was your inspiration for this one? 164 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,599 Paula Bunyan vs the Lumberjerx? 165 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,235 Hmm... Perfect time to use 166 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,538 my David Steele UV light fingerprint detector! 167 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:20,941 It has to be some combination of these numbers. 168 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,242 Okay, let me see... 169 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,381 Bingo! 170 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,518 I'm in! But I need to switch with Rusty. 171 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,187 This is his area of expertise. 172 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,156 You sew your own cosplay outfits, 173 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,791 your grandma is an astronaut, 174 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,428 and you've beaten every level of Muscle Fish: Fish-a-ganza? 175 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,731 I'd feel lucky to claim any one of those! 176 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,266 I, for one, am really glad we did this interview. 177 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,135 We never would have known any of this! 178 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:50,536 Yeah! You should hang with us sometime! 179 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,973 For real! I could use another girl in the group. 180 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,844 Actually, that sounds fun, thanks. 181 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,912 I called my mom, it's all good! 182 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,914 Only the first floor was flooded. 183 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:06,253 Guys, I gotta... my fly might be down and I need to check! 184 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,458 Aw, yeah. This is so my area. 185 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:15,863 Oh! Ah, yeah. Ha. 186 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:24,838 Rusty, what is it?! 187 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,373 Issue 13 is guarded 188 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,108 by a ginormous spider!! 189 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,211 Critters are my territory. I got this. 190 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,646 I'm back. 191 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,716 My fly was totally busted, so I improvised. 192 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,050 Your Dad has style. 193 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,819 Those are my mom's. 194 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,921 Uh, hey, Rusty, you film. 195 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,256 My bladder's fixin' to burst! 196 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,630 Hey, little feller. 197 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:54,267 Goochy-goochy-goo. Aren't you cute? 198 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,037 Huh? Ow! Ow! 199 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,206 Don't you bite me! 200 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,608 What's going on? 201 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,608 Uh, nothing! Nothing at all. 202 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,377 Maybe put that back where you found it. 203 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,714 Oops! Hope Kara didn't hear me hollerin' 204 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:10,150 while I'm back here snooping around her secret room! 205 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,085 Wait! We can explain! 206 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:16,089 Huh? 207 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,191 Shh. It's okay. 208 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,928 Why are you stealing my turkey sandwich? 209 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:24,998 Your what? Wait... so you set up all this security 210 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,466 to protect a sandwich? 211 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,970 Yeah! My little brother always takes my snacks. 212 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,440 Oh, I get it now. 213 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:35,542 You were snooping for the comic 214 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:38,245 and the interview was just a way to distract me. 215 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,447 You didn't really want to get to know me. 216 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,883 Wow... just wow... 217 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,557 Well, here it is. 218 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,192 - Whoa! - Whoa! 219 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,661 I would have let you read it. 220 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:57,097 I only said no to Rusty because he has cheesy fingers. 221 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,635 And Zach was sneezing on everything! 222 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,003 Achoo! 223 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,772 Go ahead and read it. 224 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,740 Just leave me alone after you do. 225 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,609 And you two, wash your hands first! 226 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,212 Kara, wait! 227 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,415 You can stop pretending you want to be my friend. 228 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,086 We can't let this happen. 229 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,055 Hey, Kara. 230 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,524 We don't care about issue 13 anymore. 231 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,960 We're really sorry we hurt your feelings. 232 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,262 Yeah, and it's true that we tricked you. 233 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:33,233 But after two minutes, we knew we wanted to be your friend. 234 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,768 Can we have another chance? 235 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,637 We have so much in common! Please say yes! 236 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,013 The Action News Team went behind the scenes 237 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,548 with new girl Kara, owner of the David Steele 238 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,650 missing issue 13... but turns out, 239 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,120 that's not close to the coolest thing about her. 240 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,322 She's got a mean slap shot, 241 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,857 and writes page-turning comics. 242 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,059 And you don't want to mess with her, 243 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,461 because she's really good at booby traps... 244 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,897 Mom! Kara netted me again! 245 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,066 The highlight of getting to know Kara 246 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,035 is she's now our friend! 247 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,838 Thanks, you guys. 248 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:17,544 K-Dawg, now that we're buds, mind if I grab your tots?