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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do what he can
to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House ♪
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♪ In the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud House,
Loud, Loud House ♪
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Poo poo!
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[theme music fades]
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[munching]
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Guys. I just read something
incredible on the DSFB.
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Dudley's... Spaghetti...
Food Blog?
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David Steele Fan Board!
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There I was, 80 webpages deep,
already late for school,
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when I read that the only copy
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of the legendary
missing issue #13
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David Steele:
Stuck in the Rust Belt
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is located in our very town!
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- You're kidding!
- What?!
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I have long dreamed
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of finding out how David escapes
the abandoned auto factory
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and if he ever meets
his long lost twin brother!
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So where's the comic??
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The ComicBook Nook!
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Oh, that new girl's
family's store?!
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Yup!
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Let's go ask New Girl
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if she'll show it to us!
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Her name is Kara, guys.
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I'll handle it. [munching]
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I'm easily the most fly
in the group.
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Ugh, Rusty, stop blowing
your spicy cheese breath at me!
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It's making me-- Achoo!
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That sounds like a you prob.
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'Cause me thinks
these are delish.
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What up, Kara?
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So I heard about issue 13.
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What are the chances
a guy like me
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could possibly take a peek
sometime?
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Hmmm. Let me do the math.
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If I carry the "no chance"
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and add a "not on your life,"
it's... zero percent.
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[groans]
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That nut's not cracking.
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Pfft! That sounds like
a you prob.
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Let me try.
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[sighs] Sorry, about my friend.
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Obviously you'd only allow
a true comic connoisseur
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like myself to read-- Achoo!
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Ugh. Stupid cheese puffs!
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Uh, you can have my tots.
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And no. Sorry. Bye.
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[groans]
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So much for just asking her.
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And our best people were on it.
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Action News Team!
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Thanks for the piece about me.
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The other teachers had no idea
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I once escaped
a collapsing underwater cave
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using my webbed feet,
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and believe me,
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they were impressed!
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[everyone winces]
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Wait, that gives me an idea!
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Oh, don't worry
it has nothing to do
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with Bolhofner's feet.
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Huh?
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Let me guess. Issue 13?
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Huh, what? I have no idea
what you're talking about!
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I'm here on behalf
of the Action News Team.
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You may have heard of us...
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I've seen your show.
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I liked the one about
Bolhofner's webbed feet.
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Thanks! We want to film
a new student profile
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that would be all about you.
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Your interests, hobbies,
favorite foods.
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Why would you wanna do that?
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For fun! It'll be a great way
for everyone to know you!
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Are you free,
I don't know, after school?
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- Today?
- I work at my family's
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comic book store
after school, so...
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Oh shoot.
I guess we can't do it...
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Unless! If you're cool with it,
we could just film there?
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Hmm... okay.
I'll see you guys there.
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Yes! [singsong] I did it!
I-I did it!
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Okay, you know the plan.
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Take these,
so we can communicate secretly.
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Sorry, Lana was playing
with yours
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and dropped it
in Charles' water bowl.
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- It might...
- [Zach shrieks]
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...zap you. Occasionally.
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But it's a mild zap.
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Easy for you to say.
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Why are you standing out here?
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Just getting some fresh air!
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[sniffs]
And that's enough!
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Now let's get you gussied up
for the camera.
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Whoa, cool scar!
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Oh, thanks. Hockey puck.
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I was five, I think?
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Whoa! You play hockey?!
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- Wow!
- That's so cool!
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[laughs, snorts]
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Whoa, you have friends?
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Oh, get lost, Josh.
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[laughs, blows raspberry]
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And stop taking my snacks!
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Younger sibling?
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Yeah, I have plenty of those
myself.
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Hmm... We need more light.
I'll go look for something.
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And we're rolling!
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So, Kara, what are your hobbies?
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Comic book collecting,
obviously...
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board games, ice-fishing,
oh, making dishes
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from recipes people write
on their headstones.
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Really?! Awesome!
And macabre. What have you made?
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[Zach] Agent Gurdle reporting.
I'm in.
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- Will advise on progress.
- Copy!
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I mean, toffee.
Have you made that?
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Hmm. Aha!
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Engaging super speed!
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- [papers rustling]
- Gah!
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Finger cramp!
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Ooh! Is that Commander Blork?!
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First Lieutenant Bleck?!
Officer Splork?!
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[making fighting sounds]
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Wait, you rode
The Big Dipper?!
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Um, five times.
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I'm kind of obsessed
with water slides.
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What's the big deal?
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It's a 40-story drop!
Tallest water slide
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in North America!
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Whoa!
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[laughs]
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[Zach] I'm gonna get you! No!
Ah!
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Take that, evil space worm!
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Ugh, Zach's been compromised.
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Oh my foot's asleep!
Need to walk!
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Liam, keep shooting without me.
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[chuckles]
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[making fighting sounds]
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- Hmm.
- [laughs nervously]
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I was just looking
for the comic!
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Uh-huh. Time to swap out.
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Found the soft light!
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- Gah!
- Gah!
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If I were hiding
something valuable
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I'd put it somewhere like...
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Here!
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Guys! I found a secret room!
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The comic has to be inside!
But it's locked with a keypad.
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Ask questions
that might be the number combo!
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Time for Rust-Dawg
to ask burning questions.
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- What's your birthday?
- June 25th.
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0-6-2-5-?? Tight, tight...
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That didn't work, try another!
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What's your mom's fav numbers?
Parents' anniversary?
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These are your
burning questions?
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Abort, Stella. Rusty's bombing.
Let's swap, I have an idea!
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[yelps]
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Ow, uh, I mean wow, ha,
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I'm super excited
for this interview.
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I gotta call my mom!
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I forgot to tell her
I left the sink on, full blast.
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That sounds made up...
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Speaking of made up,
you're the author
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of four published comic books.
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What was your inspiration
for this one?
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Paula Bunyan
vs the Lumberjerx?
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Hmm... Perfect time to use
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my David Steele
UV light fingerprint detector!
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It has to be some combination
of these numbers.
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Okay, let me see...
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- [keys beeping]
- [buzzes]
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- [keys beeping]
- [buzzes]
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- [keys beeping]
- [chirps]
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Bingo!
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I'm in! But I need
to switch with Rusty.
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This is his area of expertise.
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You sew
your own cosplay outfits,
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your grandma is an astronaut,
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and you've beaten every level of
Muscle Fish: Fish-a-ganza?
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I'd feel lucky to claim
any one of those!
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I, for one, am really glad
we did this interview.
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We never would have
known any of this!
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Yeah! You should
hang with us sometime!
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For real! I could use
another girl in the group.
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[laughs]
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Actually, that sounds fun, thanks.
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I called my mom, it's all good!
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Only the first floor
was flooded.
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Guys, I gotta... my fly might be
down and I need to check!
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Aw, yeah. This is so my area.
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Oh! Ah, yeah. Ha. [grunts]
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[lasers powering down]
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[Rusty screams]
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Rusty, what is it?!
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[Rusty] Issue 13 is guarded
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by a ginormous spider!!
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Critters are my territory.
I got this.
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I'm back.
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My fly was totally busted,
so I improvised.
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Your Dad has style.
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Those are my mom's.
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Uh, hey, Rusty, you film.
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My bladder's fixin' to burst!
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[growls]
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Hey, little feller.
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Goochy-goochy-goo.
Aren't you cute?
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[Liam] Huh? Ow! Ow!
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Don't you bite me! [screams]
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What's going on?
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Uh, nothing! Nothing at all.
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Maybe put that back
where you found it.
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[Liam] Oops! Hope Kara
didn't hear me hollerin'
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while I'm back here snooping
around her secret room!
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Wait! We can explain!
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[screams] Huh?
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Shh. It's okay.
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Why are you stealing
my turkey sandwich?
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Your what? Wait...
so you set up all this security
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to protect a sandwich?
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Yeah! My little brother
always takes my snacks.
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Oh, I get it now.
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You were snooping
for the comic
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and the interview
was just a way to distract me.
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You didn't really want
to get to know me.
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Wow... just wow...
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[melancholy music playing]
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[everyone gasps]
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Well, here it is.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I would have let you read it.
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I only said no to Rusty
because he has cheesy fingers.
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[slurping sounds]
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And Zach was sneezing
on everything!
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Achoo!
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Go ahead and read it.
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Just leave me alone
after you do.
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And you two,
wash your hands first!
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Kara, wait!
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You can stop pretending
you want to be my friend.
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We can't let this happen.
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[munching]
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Hey, Kara.
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We don't care
about issue 13 anymore.
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We're really sorry
we hurt your feelings.
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Yeah, and it's true
that we tricked you.
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But after two minutes, we knew
we wanted to be your friend.
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Can we have another chance?
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We have so much in common!
Please say yes!
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[school bell ringing]
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The Action News Team
went behind the scenes
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with new girl Kara,
owner of the David Steele
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missing issue 13...
but turns out,
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that's not close
to the coolest thing about her.
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She's got a mean slap shot,
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and writes page-turning comics.
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And you don't want
to mess with her,
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because she's really good
at booby traps...
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Mom! Kara netted me again!
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[Lincoln] The highlight
of getting to know Kara
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is she's now our friend!
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Thanks, you guys.
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K-Dawg, now that we're buds,
mind if I grab your tots?
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[growls]
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[Rusty gasps and screams]
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[everyone laughs]